Pardon My Take - Will Compton, Week 7 Picks & Preview, Playoff Baseball And Fyre Fest

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

The Saints are a chore to watch and the Jaguars might be really good. We talk TNF, playoff baseball and Max needing 2 wins badly (00:00:00-00:20:01). Week 7 picks and preview for every game Sunday + fantasy Fuccbois (00:20:01-01:34:44). Will Compton joins us in studio to talk football, locker rooms, motivational coaches, beer Olympics and Nebraska (01:34:44-02:24:03). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (02:24:03-02:50:51).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Oh we gonna rock it down too. And then we're taking higher It's part of my take there's an about our support Looked a part of my take today is fria October 20th and the jaguars Might be really good. Yeah, super bowl contenders. They floored it with it. They let the saints, the sad, sad saints, which they are a bummer to watch with their car. I know they said. Yeah. They figured something out in the second half. They moved the ball well, but so sad to watch the Saints play football. But the Jaguars, I again, second half got away from a little bit, but they look good. It seemed like there's their scouting report on defense because their past defense stunt coming into today.

I think they were like 31st and league. And Derek Cardin really take that much advantage, but their, their game plan was just hit Derek Cardin the dick as much as possible in the fourth quarter. And it works. Pretty good strategy at the end there. Well, he did, to Derek Card's credit, he did throw, which should have been a touchdown pass to Foster Moro. They got dropped in the end zone. But they are a bummer to watch. Derek Carr, when he screws up, he's just, I get depressed watching him play. It's sad. It's very sad,

especially knowing that James Winston's on the bench, ready to go, do all the things that Derek Carr can't or won't even attempt to do. And sometimes that's good. Sometimes it's very bad. But they would be so much more fun to watch with Derek Carr. It seems like they're just they're just they're blocked. They're like super boring. They just run every play is within five yards of the line of Scrimmage. She had 300 yards on 55 pass attempts. I don't think I've ever seen a team be covered more than the Saints. It doesn't feel like every time you watch a Saints game, he'll throw a pass and there'll be two defenders, basically riding the receiver like they're a backpack.

The only open guy is Kamara. Yeah. He's always open because he's like two yards past the line of scrimmage so they throw the ball to him a million times again. He caught 12 passes. He caught 12 passes today. He's over under his four and a half passes. Was it Statenleini at the other week? 11 catches for like 30 yards. 13 catches 33 yards. 13

catches 33 yards. He did a little bit better than that today. Their game plan is throw the ball to Camara and then once Derek Carr proves himself to be ineffective at everything else, put the ball and take some hills hands when you really need four yards. Yeah. And the Jaguars have won four in a row. Jaguars have won four in a row. Five and two looks really good. Looks really good. That's like, I would almost rather be five and two than five and one.

Five and two looks great on paper. Especially when they were one and two to start the season, they go to the Steelers next and, you know, they got the 49ers after that, which will be a big, you know, statement game of are they for real for real? Say measuring stick game. Measuring stick game, but the Jaguars are good. They look good. Like again, you probably should never let the Saints back in a game. But when

games are played and also the Jaguars did, they probably do have to clean up a little bit of their special teams, because we had the insane play where the blocker on the gunner just like ran into his own guy. Jacked him up. Jacked him up. They had another fumble at the 50 yard line. Like the Jaguars, it felt like at points we're trying to be the old Jaguars and give the game away. Well, they had that one play on special teams where the guy jacked up his own kick returner and the other one where he ran into the Saints kick returner way too early. Yeah, it was it was bad. It was that part of that phase of the game was bad for them.

They were up. It's part of this is on us too. We're like, oh, they let the Saints back in the game. They were only up 11 points at halftime. So it wasn't like it was a massive lead, but it felt it felt cute. Significant like they were they were fucking around with them a little bit in the first half. And it seemed like this was easily the Jaguars night. And it became actually a decent game. What are you looking for Hank?

I'm just looking at those shoes. Oh, yeah, you like them. Yeah. Thank you. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Nice shoes. See? Those golf shoes? No. They're regular. I was just staring at my feet. I was like, what's going on? I mean, we don't really have much more to say in this game. It was a bad game that it became a good game. Yeah, it was really good in the fourth quarter. Right. I'm also glad that we got the Saints out of the way on a Thursday. So they can't mess up my Sunday. Right. Right. That's pretty good. Yeah. Although I just would rather not be able to like focusing on

one Saints game is it makes you want to punch yourself in the face. But it's a Thursday night game. So you got a standalone game. There's football on during the week. That's fun. Even if it is the Saints, I feel like we got the hard part of a weekend out of the way early. Yeah, and the craziest part about this Saints team is like they could definitely still win the NFC South. They could. Like it's the Saints could be hosting a playoff game. I don't want that. So isn't it crazy? Like it just dawned on me. The Saints have kind of continued to do the same thing after the Drupes era that they did during the Drupes. They never did a blow up.

They never did a blow up. They're still in cap hell. They're acting like Drupes is still their quarterback, like the good Drupes from like five years ago. And they're just replacing him with Derek Carm. They're like, we'll see if anybody can tell the difference. Well yeah, I can. That's not actual real coffee.

You replace it with full, full of just crystals and it sucks ass. Yeah. Yeah. The Saints played the Colts, the Bears, and the Vikings. Next three. Those are all very winnable games.

Yeah. So watch out. All right. So the good news is we also had for the first half of this game, when it was very boring, we had playoff baseball, which we should talk about. Let's, you know what? I didn't catch the final score, actually.

Let's talk about the second game first, because the Astros are back. The Astros, who would have thought the team that just has been in every ALCS is one multiple world series, a two-o lead or two, a two-o deficit in a series doesn't really deter them. Yeah, they were mashing tonight. They mash last night too. They look like the old Astros, where they're a lot of it's just too good. Even if they have a couple of down games,

you know that those guys are still capable of getting up there, hitting dingers, hitting triples, playing small ball, doing whatever they can do at all. And, and, and, and you're gonna be talking about. Shurs are on Wednesday night was not, I mean, we kind of expected that.

He's been very, very bad in October the last two seasons. Yeah, so the Astros are, I mean, they're gonna win this series, right? I don't know, because then we're gonna fall into the same trap and be like, oh, we wrote the Texas Rangers off. Yeah, I guess it is true because the Rangers had not lost a game until Wednesday night. Yeah, and now they've lost two. And we were like, they'll never lose a game. And then the second they lost one game, I was like, this team fucking stings.

Yeah, you know what? I'm going to wait till all the facts come out on this series before I make a judgment on which team is better. Yeah, let's wait. Let's wait till all the facts come out and then we'll make a prediction. Yep. The other game. I didn't catch that score.

It was two to one diamond backs. Oh, no, Max saves up all that energy for the Phillies and some are asking, can they win on the road? Yes, they can. They won the road in Atlanta. So the answer is yes. Is a system to you? Are you okay, the bank?

I'm okay. I'm good. I'm not. I'm good. To having it be a walkoff, though, do you think the the bank? I'm okay. I'm good. I'm not I'm I'm good. Having it be a walkoff though Do you think the series tilted? No? Not at all. No the series are not tilt so tomorrow night a must win What is going on with you dude? We the milkshakes were bad No, the milkshakes were great. They were good your body is

Because I'm having the same problems as you I just aren't I'm not making the noise. I don't know why the noises are coming out right now. Okay, wait Just be be quiet for a second Okay, yeah, I'm good. You think so better than good. Okay, so who do you blame tonight Max? The batsons show up the batsons show up I know what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, I've got a spile. I've a nerd nugget. Put you over there.

Welcome to the club. Go ahead, Hank. Billy was the first in post season hit. The seventh inning double play by Philly was the first in post season history where there was a six, four-3 double play with zero routes and a runner on third that didn't score. Yeah, that's bad base run. But that was that was good for the Philly. Oh, no. I was really worried. Nobody out. No, the diamond backs were the most like how did that guy not score? Yeah, the diamond backs were the most cowardly you thought that was against the Philly. Yeah, and then people were

like, well, the infield was in. You still have to at least try to make them think about it Yeah, they just stood there and then he had the same thing happen or not the same thing But a similar thing in the ninth when What was that play they went into he didn't know he advanced the Riders on second and third and they went home and he didn't advance a third. Yeah, it was crazy. Uh, who's the guy that you guys put in in real? Hey, that's what was that? Seven thinning or the eight thinning?

That's bad. That's really never. Ryan Kirk, that wasn't he had pitch before. This is first time ever pitching. That that's just incorrect. Okay, three innings this. Chill out. And the right.

He's got a milkshake in you. Re-inning. Yeah, so is it. You think that's a good strategy? Well, he's thrown like every other game in the playoffs and he's looked really good. And he said like the best stuff has the bullpen. This is the first time that he was in like a high leverage situation. I don't, I don't mind giving the kid a chance.

You gave him a chance. He didn't work out. It was, he didn't lose the game at the end of the inning. We were still tied one one. We still had a chance to win the game. Just didn't do it. We need to pause for a second and just really soak in the fact that Hank really thought he was about to dunk on the axe. Well, what's the trigger? Nerd nugget because nerd nuggets aren't supposed to be negative towards anyone.

Shut up. Yeah, shut up too. That was that was so bad, Hank. Hank, you really thought you had something. Yeah, that's really bad. I got to do some reflection after this one. You didn't watch the game. He was feeling himself after a stupid fucking Hagrid tweet. Oh, I didn't see that one. I got to look it up so I make sure not to retweet it. What went through your head there, Hank?

I did not see all of the game. So when I saw that tweet, I thought it was in reference to the Philadelphia part. I thought that tweet, I thought it was in reference to the like the Philadelphia part. I thought that meant the Philly is on base. When you say that you did not watch all the game, how much the game did you watch? Like four innings? Oh, you did. Okay. I watched the last, the last four innings. That was fastest MLB game. That was in the last four innings. That would be a playoff game, ever. Oh, when Dumbledore says you got to kill Buckbeak. Oh, I don't even get it. It's funny. I accidentally think it's true I don't think that's part of the plot. Well listen Hank has he's talking about Hank has his own choose your own adventure

We have to kill to kill Buckbeak and there he goes back and save them I just yeah, I'm back in time. Oh, you actually did yeah max back to fillies real quick back in time. Oh, you actually did. Yeah, Max. Back to the Phillies real quick. Are you in a must win tomorrow night? No, half the win one out of the next two. Half to win one out of the next year. We've been here before. Not really. We've been here. But the bank is one at the bank. Yeah, you're good. You could win it. I would feel comfortable if you wouldn't want you got to take one in Arizona. So you so this is a got to take one. Yeah, but you got two more games in Arizona. Who's on the bump tomorrow? baseball goes two three two. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying like you would rather you want it. It's almost a must win for this one. You don't want it to go back. Right,

if you get to a game five, you're already in trouble. Like if you get a game five two two, you're in you're in trouble. If you know, if you have to win, if you win game five, you're fine. If you know if you you have to win Well if you win game five you're fine 100% what if you lose the next we if you lose game four and then you had then then game five is the most win Yeah, even even though even though it's not we haven't lost we haven't lost at home We're 28 11 lifetime at citizens bank park Max where I I'm gonna say it's you really is clearly and succinctly as I can. No, you play this, what, what, what, what, what,

I'm rooting for the Phillies. I hate when you say that, because we have this conversation. We had an offline conversation, which I'm fine sharing online. I'm rooting for the Phillies. In totality, they have to get to the World Series. But youality. They have to get to the World Series. But you want, because if they get to the World Series,

I will hedge out and then I will root against you. Max, here's the thing. Big Cat is rooting for the Phillies, but he's not rooting for you. Right, no, he's rooting against you. This is right. If you don't understand this, you need to understand this. I'm actually amazed that you haven't picked up

on this last year and a half. This is what Big Cat's doing. He wants to see you miserable, but also he wants to win that money. So Big Cat's willing to go as far as I can. I'm gonna push the money. Big Cat's playing chicken with his own money now. Correct, correct.

Correct, that's what I want to see Max more miserable for like two more losses. Right, and then I'll be happy if they win in seven games actually I you know what because pft put it perfectly I actually think Friday and Saturday are must wins for the Phillies because I won't be around you so I won't actually want I will actually be rooting for the Phillies on Friday and Saturday night if it gets to a game six and seven and we're watching it together, that's liable to switch back that no, but that is when you're rooting that is

when you're rooting for the Phillies though, I actually, as you need the. Yeah, but this is where you still don't really get if it was a game seven and big cats watching it with a big cats brain at that point, Returning to I get to see Max miserable close up. Correct. Yeah. Okay. It's worth me winning. It's worth me losing my bet to see Max. Correct. But if you can win, you guys are sick.

I'm just explaining it to Max. I am so sick. I'm demantic. Okay. But I am telling you right now, you were tomorrow afternoon afternoon. I'm gonna say goodbye to you for the weekend You better come back on Sunday with two wins in the back pocket You better come back in the world series because if you don't and I watch these games with you There's a problem. I have a question. It's a problem. I have a question. Yes, Max

You really think if I'm really good fillies I just want to say before I if we're up if we're up three, two going home for two games that like that we're in a bad spot. No, but if you go if you're up, not as good to spot as four, one, if you're up three, two going home, and you somehow blow that. Yeah, that would be that might be worth the bet. Also, I was saying this max earlier, you imagine they blow to the big game seven in this series on PMT new studio opening night. What a way to wait.

Yeah, that's a great. Oh, don't let him go seven. Don't let him go. That's how you got to be great max like a master. Sure, this show. Max numbers. No one was no one wants to watch new background. Okay, well, either way, uh, go go, you know, go,

are you even coming into while you're not coming in tomorrow? I'm going. I'm going to the new office tomorrow. Okay, so, uh, so I'm gonna say goodbye to you in like 20 minutes. Yeah. You go and you go and get two more wins, okay? I would love that. Then I'll see you on something Nothing more. Come back to me on Sunday with two wins. And I'll give you a nice big hug. Kiss on the lips for the boys. Great. I do want to win this bet. I love. I really love seeing you, miserable. It's a dicting game seven from the new studio would be at delight. Oh my God. Would it be incredible. Yes. So new studio

everyone who's watching, please subscribe to the YouTube. Oh my God. Would it be incredible. Yeah. So new studio everyone who's watching please subscribe to the YouTube Sunday night will still be here. And then Tuesday will be in the brand new part of my take studio, which I have a prediction. I think people are going to love it. The setup is great. But I think there will be a little adjustment where people like oh they're they're they looked it looks too clean. We will mess it up. Just don't, don't worry about that. Because I saw it. I went the other day and it like, you know, like when you first are going to see it on YouTube,

you definitely be like, holy shit. It kind of looks like a TV studio or something. Just wait. Yeah, don't worry. Listen, life finds a way. We, you could give us any room in the world. And if you give us six months in there, there's gonna be puke, blood, tears,

just junk everywhere. It'll be great. I actually, I'll save it for my firefests. I have a story about this. Don't you worry. Okay, should we go to Pixin Preview? Oh, Jammu, seven and a half. Jammu, seven and a half, six and a half

and a half, six and a half, six and a half. Yes. And so we were watching this game on the secondary TV tonight. We didn't get the audio, but apparently the announcers acted like they've been fired by ESPN right before the game. So they just spent the entire game ripping the NCAA for everything. Just like being openly hostile to the NCAA. I like it. Raise awareness that the dukes have an opportunity. Yeah. Could possibly

go undefeated. I know I'm getting away ahead of myself. I shouldn't do that. But you can't help but look at the schedule and think. We stunk in the first half offensively, but the defense is like world class. So we can hang with anybody. It was also just a clinical punting night. I think J.M.U.'s punner had seven punts,

all seven of them downed inside the 20. And I think he had three punts that were down at the one yard line. There also was a great moment when the Phillies game had ended. It was two to one final. And the Astro game had started. It was three to one. And then the JMU Marshall game was three to two.

Yeah. So on the scoreboard, Tickr, you can just see all three. The next wrinkled in offensive football in college football is going to be just everyone turns into Iowa. Yeah. Smart. Yep. Smart. Uh, okay. Let's kick it to ourselves. The next wrinkle in offensive football in college football is going to be just everyone turns into Iowa. Yeah, smart. Yeah, smart. OK, let's kick it to ourselves.

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product availability may vary by region, C app for details, there's nothing better than getting Uber Eats on the weekend Sitting on your couch Uber Eats get almost almost anything order now. Okay Week seven boys. I am So goddamn excited for this Sunday and here's things. One, the perfect six and four setup. We have six early games, four late games. The second, I don't know, I looked at it last night. I believe it is still the case. There are eight games. Nine, if you include the Jaguar's Saints game that we just talked about. So eight games on Sunday that are a feel goal or less point

spread. Yeah, it's like almost everyone is minus three minus two and a half across the board. It's going to be chaos like this. If you just go off the gambling lines, these should all be very tightly contested games, very different than last week, which was a lot of crazy big spreads. I'm ready for it. And you know what the NFL owes us? I feel like I feel like the quality of NFL games this year has been down. I don't mean to shit talk you NFL. I love you. Shout to Roger Dell who just got like an infinity million dollar extension until he dies. Shout out Roger. Shout out Roger. Congratulations Roger. Um, he will, he will now please clap, Jeff. Um, he will last longer than Paul Taglay

Boo, who seemed like he was in office forever as the commissioner. Roger Cadill has the best job in the world. In the world. And Goddamn, as much as I hate him, he is the perfect person for this job, just like a soulless robot that gets up there has no problem with getting shit on by everybody, because he either gets shit on by the public

or he gets shit on by his bosses, which are all the owners of the teams. And he would much rather take shit from just a bunch of people out there that write me things about him than he would have Jerry Jones calling him up at like 3 a.m. every night. Yeah. So he's a soulless robot whose job it is to organize a giant orgy of these giant football teams and all these brands to come together and to make as much

money as possible for his bosses and he does a very good job of that. But he is a soulless robot. He's a human body shield. He just stands in front of the owners and takes bullets from the media and the fans and then he turns around. He takes bullets from the other guys, his owner, the owners, his bosses and he gets paid like $40 million a year. He is the shield.

He is the shield that protects the shield by the NFL. It's actually a 360 shield. Yeah, because it's all sides. So he's a shield. It's a bubble. No, and he's, I also think his temperament is perfect that he is just smart enough to do the job,

but also dumb enough to not fully understand where he fucks up and how hated he is. Yeah, it might be that he's dumb, or it might just be that he doesn't have any emotions. Yeah. And it just might be like, okay, I fucked up again. I'm gonna look at that. Well, emotional intelligence is,

is someone doesn't have emotional intelligence that could be considered dumb. It's a type of intelligence, sure. Yeah, he does a very good job of just taking bullets for everybody, being a punching bag, being a robot whose job it is to just say the party line and act like it was his idea, when in reality it's all the owners telling what to say.

And then put it out there for the public. He takes all the shit from it, the league keeps making money. He's very good at, you know what else he's good at? He talks like a lawyer, even though he's not a lawyer. He's born. I think if you were to ask people like, does He talks like a lawyer, even though he's not a lawyer. He's boring. I think if you were to ask people,

like does Roger Gidell have a lot of agree? Most people be like, yeah, he's a lawyer. No, he's not a lawyer. He just talks in the specific ways where he says a lot of words, doesn't really tell you what he's trying to do. But then he's like, oh, I'm not a lawyer so I can't get into the details about that. He knows when you're talking about a complex issue,

the best way to win that is to be so boring that people just tune you out. Yep. Like, if you just keep talking and talking and no one and you're not saying anything, be like, all right, I guess, I guess what he said, Floreo will break it down, but no one else will. I would, I as much as I don't like Adele, because he's, he does kind of fuck over the fans a lot. And he goes, he does kind of fuck over the fans a lot and, uh, he goes, he makes

bad decisions. I would absolutely for $40 million a year. Be have Jerry Jones hand up my ass while I'd walk around and, you know, puppeteer for the NFL. Literally. Yeah. Literally have his hand in my ass. No, it's up his ass. Urban Myers too. Yeah. Uh, okay. Let's get in some games. First game, best game of the early sleep. Lions at Ravens. Lions at Ravens, this is a who are both these teams game. Because I know the Lions are very good. I think the Ravens are very good.

But I'm gonna come away from the winner of this game being like, that might be the team. Because these are, this is the two, this is the best game that both these teams are playing. So much so I saw this is the two this is the best game that both these teams are playing so much So I saw this on the action network. They are both beating their opponents this season by seven plus points per game and when two teams meet winning by seven plus points per game on the year this late in the season the favorite is

52 78 and two last 20 years 11 21 and one. So that's a pro lions stat right there. I'm excited. I think Jared golf has been playing. I know he's our friend. We're bias. I think he's a top five quarterback in terms of this season. And I also think Lamar like that offense is going to pop at some point. It might be this week is a lion's secondary is their weakness. Their rush defense their past their past rush has been awesome. So it might be this week, because the Lions secondary is their weakness, their rush defense, their past rush has been awesome. So it might be this week. We might get points in this game. Yeah, I think we might.

And Jared is playing, I'm gonna say, he's playing an MVP level right now. Agreed. He's in the MVP discussion. We just added him to the conversation right now. So it's Jared Goff, Brock Purdy, and Christian McCaffrey. That's who we've included in the MVP conversation so far. Huge news going into this game, huge news.

I don't know if you saw this picture, Big Cat. Do you know who the MVP was? Yeah, I did, I just tweeted it. Oh yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, Hank, have you seen this? Dan Campbell, MVP, slime dripping from his face, holding the trophy, his eyes closed. Looks miserable.

It's an all-time visual from then. The lines for being honest, everyone says like, oh, they're the third best team in the NFC. I actually think that they've played as good if not better than the Niners and the Eagles this season. And it's really like, the reason why I'm excited for this game is because this is a game that you'll come out of being like, they beat a good opponent. Whoever wins. because you could do the, you could do the schedule game with the lines. I know they beat my homes in Kansas City, week one. That was tremendous. Since then, they haven't played like a total murder as well.

They lost the Seahawks. Same with the Ravens. The Ravens have played against quarterbacks. Kenny Pickett, Gardner, Minchew, CJ Stroudon is first NFL start, Ryan Tanahill, DTR, like, this is a test. This is going to be the best quarterback that the Ravens play against. And outside of my homes, the best quarterback, the Lions play against. So I'm, I'm ready. I'm ready for this game.

One of these teams is going to be for real. Actually, both teams can both for it. Both teams can be for real. If it's a close game, if it's a three point win, either one, you can say like both these teams are good. If it's a blowout, we will be very quick to demote that team to the next level. Oh, for sure.

And the Lions also have the revenge factor of the Justin Tucker kick, which is a, I mean, everyone remembers that game. Yeah, Lions in the past have found new and interesting and enticing ways to lose games. And when you have the, when you have a kicker break the all-time record for Longest Fuel Goal against you and it bounces off the Upright and goes in you feel like you've checked off every single square of the bingo card the sea ox would probably Find a way to lose a game. That's the only team that I think like has the Satter weird charges. Well no chargers and falcons both have just sad history. Yeah, but sea hawks and lions find really strange ways to lose games

Yeah, and that seemed like it was the last one that they could possibly check off. So I think it's gonna be either a normal loss for the Lions this week, or a statement win for the Lions and with the Ravens. I think the Dolphins could, or excuse me, the Lions could blow out the Ravens. I don't see the Ravens blowing the Lions out.

I, the only reason, like I said, I think it's gonna be a good test for the line secondary. Like, I'm very excited to see that. Who do you have running scout team for LeMarrer? Like, on the lines, is there somebody they could put a quarterback? Come on, Rob probably just does it all. Yeah. Cause he's just like, yeah, I'll stay late.

I'll do everything. Jamison maybe put Jamison scout team quarterback, trying to think who a hidden hooker. He's not that as fast though. Yeah, his knees still coming back. All right, nerd nugget. Yeah, also, it's weird that they're playing again. I must be the 17 game schedule because usually AFC versus NFC's every four years. Right. And that was two years ago. But something's got to give on the ground. Baltimore's fifth and rushing offense, 145 yards and Lions and defensive number one against the run. 65 yards. Yeah, no, the lines, the lines front of the defense has been lights out. Very, very good. Okay. Next up, a battle in the NFC South, Falcons at Pucks. I did a

little deep dive into the where everyone's at with Desmond Ritter and Atlanta. They are very much still in on him. Arthur, are there blank went on radio? And was like, look, these are growing pains. Arthur Smith had an entire speech where he said, what happened happened? But if you look at it macro or big picture, there are a lot of things that are expanding.

You could be talking about the universe or Desmond Ritter. I also, I feel bad for Desmond Ritter. Desmond Ritter said, he has trouble falling asleep on Sunday nights if he doesn't watch the game back, compiling notes for Monday's film session. That's got to suck after a game like he played against commanders. To have to watch that back, like clockwork orange style.

You think he watches more of it if he wins or if he loses? I don't know, it sounds like he's a filbert. Yeah. All right, so it is, it's difficult to learn how to play quarterback in the NFL. If we're, if we look at the history of the league, players aren't that great usually in their first two seasons, even the good ones.

Payton Manning. Payton Manning. Always payton Manning. Sucked his first year. He's dog shit. This goes back to our Justin Herbert point. He should have sucked more. He should have sucked more. He should have sucked more.

Desmond Ritter, he hasn't been awful awful. Well, he was on Sunday. He was the reason why they lost that game. And if you have a good quarterback on that team, that's the problem is, if the rest of the team wasn't so good, then nobody would be talking about how he's not playing that well. He is playing at a level where he's hurting the team. Taylor Hanuki probably would be playing at a level where he's hurting the team.

Taylor Hanuki probably would be playing at a level where he's helping the team while also hurting it just a little bit. But yeah, it's more a product of the team around him is good. And so you just think to yourself, how good could they possibly be? Because I actually have, I got the Falcons as my best worst team in football. And I've got the Bucks as the worst good team. Ooh, I think this game, I think this game might flip that. It might flip it.

Yeah, I think the Falcons might win and then you might be like, they're the worst good team. Yeah, but do you think that's like, where we're at right now? I would flip it right now, but yeah. You think that the Falcons are a bad good team. Yeah, and I think the box are the best worst team. I disagree, but I don't think anyone would have.

The box have not beaten anyone. Depending on what happens this weekend. Well, yeah, so for me, it's mostly just that the three and two instead of three and three. Right. So it looks better. Yeah, the bucks wins are the Vikings bears and saints. Those are not, I mean, you could make an argument for the saints. Not saying the Falcons haven't been world beaters either, but they beat the Packers, Texans and Panthers. If you had to go three on three, I think I would take the packs Packers, Texans and Panthers. If you had to go three on three, I think I would take the Packers, Packers, Texans and Panthers. Yeah. Yeah. Probably. I think the Texans actually might be the best. They might be in. Yeah. Yeah. Right. The Texas might be the best worst team in football. They're carrying a lot of weight for me in this in this three,

verse three battle that I'm using to try to break down this game. But we can say definitively, whoever wins this game will be the best worst team in football. Or no, we'll be the worst best team in football. Yes. And whoever loses will be the worst best team in football. Yes. Got it. What I really want to see from the Falcons, just give me a Bigeon Robinson game. Yeah.

Stop splitting up the carries. Yeah. Why are you not giving the ball to him more? I want to see, like, was it Al Jir? Is that the name of the title? Yeah, Tyler Al Jir. He's like the Ringo Star. It's like, if Beatles just let Ringo Star sing all the songs. Yeah. And had Paul McCarty just sit back and play bass. Let

B. Jean Robinson just take over a game. Just feed that motherfucker. I and it's going to be tough to run the ball. I the Bucks cannot run the ball, which is a big problem for them and Baker. And I think the Bucks are pretty good against the run. So might be a Desmond River Baker may feel chew chewed out, who can make the more plays. Yeah, we can't wait for that. I also loved the one last thing. I'm like, I read enough that I'm packing on Desmond Ritter for now, just the fact that he, I think he knows he sucks

and he has a good attitude about it, which is actually pretty big, like versus maybe like a Zach Wilson last year where it's like, he didn't know he sucked. Everyone knew it's like he didn't know he sucked. Everyone knew he sucked. He didn't know he sucked. A reporter asked Desmond Ritter, what happened on an on an interception and Ritter responded with which one?

Good. I like that. Yeah. Like a little bit of, I think he knows that he has to play better and credit to the authors. It's very easy in the NFL to pull the plug as quickly as possible. First time of emergency They're trying to see if they can get him on the right path because I think if you bench Desmond Ritter right now It's all you're done. He's not you're now or officially in a quarterback You're giving up and Taylor Hanuki is good enough where he could get the seems to playoffs

Maybe win a game in the playoffs, but Taylor Hanuky going to be the long term answer for the Falcons. My guess is probably not. So the upside to benching Ritter is essentially just getting a worse draft pick this year. That's what you're going for. So yeah, as much as I want to see Taylor Hanuky play and as much as I think he'd give them a better chance to win,

if I'm running the Falcons, I probably stay with Ritter just for that reason. Yeah, it's like, Ritter's not the answer. I'm fully admitting that. I think he's doing a good enough job knowing he's not the answer. Yeah. Which is counts for something. Yeah, he's trying, he's self-aware.

He's trying. I have a fun game to play because when I was, I've been doing those NFL squares, you know, the ones where you try to figure out what players have played for multiple teams. I'm just a picture of Jake, but it's usually just Ryan Fitzpatrick. Yeah, that's always the answer. But I whenever the Falcons come up, I can never think of a single linebacker or defensive lineman besides John Abraham, besides John.

He played for the Falcons. Yeah, I forgot about that. Okay. Easily. Big, big, big. Okay. Yeah. My question was going to be, can you name a defensive line in our linebacker that has ever played for the Falcons? White freini did play for the Falcons, right? I'm almost positive. I don't know.

Like at the end of his career. Yeah. I want to say he went there. I think he might have even been. Yeah. 2016. Yeah, he played for 14 and four years. Yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah. I remember it because I was like, Oh shit. Yeah, it's gonna be for real I mean, to me, it's always just John Abraham. Yeah, that's the only guy that's ever played defensive line for that team. Yeah, um, all right

What's your nerd nugget? This one's actually cool. The NFS. Yeah, they're all cool Jake. Don't don't tell yourself I'm It's helping my chips to the table hot. This be... I should be... If they're stamping this cool, it better be very cool. I'll be advised. Okay. The NFC South is the only division in which all four teams have reached the Super Bowl in the last 15 years. That's very cool. Yeah, very cool.

That's very cool. Kalkin's Bucks. Okay. Tantler says that is very cool. There's one each week where I'm like, well, that's actually... Yeah, no, that one was very cool. Thanks. That one was very cool.

Yeah. I was it... If the Phillies win the World Series, with the entire NLE swivel of one of World Series. Yeah. In the 2000s. Yeah, except the Matt's. The Matt's. Yeah, it's a, it's a bet. But the Matt's have won a World Series.

Yeah. Okay. The next game up, Browns Colts, Browns Colts, P.J. Walker again, but maybe Dishon? Yeah, Dishon, they tweeted out, they tweeted out the eyeball emoji with Dishon practicing today. So who knows, it's a rotator cuff. So he said he might need a couple more weeks off,

but he's playing today, he's throwing today. Fun fact about PJ Walker, because we lost the Desmond Ritter stat, PJ Walker has never lost a home game as a pro. That's very interesting. They're on the road this week. Yeah. He's four and only NFL and three and only XFL. I didn't know that. Yeah. All right. Shout out PJ Walker. PJ Walker. The story here in this game is like, I know we've talked about it, but the Browns defense is out of this world. And

we you had the stat the thousand yards they've given up into five games. The other stats I saw that are just insane. They've given up 52 first downs in five games. They've allowed nine red zone attempts in five games. And the opponents third down conversion rate against the Browns this year is 23.1%. Yeah, it's pretty good. And you're going to win a lot of games like that. They're also, this is a fun stat. The Browns since 2021 are 3 and 13 after a win. So I actually, I actually like commend that as like an organization because that's the embodiment of me as a person.

Like if I win a bet, I'm like, I'll never lose again. And then I'll get, you know, completely blindsided. Like even when we did the rider cup. Yeah. Like you, like I did, I remember the first time I was, the first match with Frankie, we'd win a hole. And then we'd lose the next one right away. So, once you get up, you're like, I'll always be up. Yeah, Jake, let me ask you this.

What did you do on the next hole after you got your hole in one? Triple bogey. Yeah, there it goes. There it is. I accidentally teed up the ball. When I hit in the middle of the fairway. What? Like I like you want to keep the ball. And I do. Oh, you hit your pulling one ball. Oh, yeah. Okay. I thought like if you cheat up your ball in the middle of the fairway. No, so if it went O.B. I would have lost the ball. Yeah, but it went like sand lull. I'd blast it into the woods.

I respect that. Look at the game out the ball. So thank God, I, no, you don't need to get, donate that ball to the coach. I have it on my apartment. Yeah, but yeah, it's very relatable. You do something awesome and then you just coach. Yeah, you just like, I'm going to be good at this forever.

Yeah, so the Browns, if you're, if you're looking at the trends, this seems like a trap game. And the Browns didn't take their foot off the gas Also, when we were talking about how good Miles Garrett was the other day when we had Baldeon I got a text from a good friend Jersey Jerry yesterday. Oh, yeah, no, he was pissed He actually brought it up on advisors and I was like he's like he actually called you out He was like and I heard what Eric said and I was like what and he's like that shit about Miles Garrett I was like Jerry that I heard what Eric said. And I was like, what? And he's like, that shit about Miles Gehrin. I was like, Jerry, that wasn't a diss on TJ.

What? No, so here, I'll read the text that I got yesterday from Jersey, Jerry, around noon. So he listened to the podcast. I guess pretty early on in the day. He said, never realize how big of a Miles Gehrin fan you are. So I just said, I just hit him with a ha ha reply. And then I say he's a monster.

And TJ watch better overall, because I knew what he was getting at. I think TJ what is better overall, Miles Garrett is scarier. And then he just replied with this picture right here of TJ what in a visor. With the visor. Looking scary. Yeah, pull him out. I did give it to Jerry. I said TJ is a better football player.

Overall, I think Miles Garrett is more terrifying. Yeah, especially during spooky season, because Miles Garrett loves to go all out for Halloween. He's always got the most intricate, I think last year he did a stranger things theme in his yard, so I'm very much looking forward to what he's gonna be doing this week. Anthony Richson, obviously out for the season,

absolute bummer, just total bummer. Hank, did you have a ticket on him? Yep. Damn, I'm sad. Gardner Menshu, well, should we just clear those tickets out? I wish there was a way to just like not have to look at it. Yeah, I agree. I know, I know.

I'm staring at some really bad bets. Right now that I have to remind myself of every time I log in. Yeah, but who knows, maybe the Vikings won the Super Bowl. Yeah, I mean, I look at Cubs 100 to 1 log in. Yeah. But who knows, maybe the Vikings won the Super Bowl. Yeah. I mean, I've said, I look at Cubs 100 to 1 every day. Yeah. Well, that's cool. This is also alternate helmet weekend for the Colts.

They're wearing their black helmets. Oh, I don't. Indiana Knights. I don't like these uniforms. I've seen them. They look like Duke Ball. They do look a little bit like Duke football uniforms. But I don't know.

We'll see. If they win, then they might be cool. And they should obviously start saying, I don't care. And see if they win then they might they might be cool and they should Obviously start same elder and then have gardener mentioned come in agree talked about it But that that should be the way they go Jake your nerd nugget the Browns have allowed just 1,000 in two yards So far this season, which is the third fewest allowed by a team to their first five games since 1970 Hmm, I heard that nerd nugget. I think on Monday and just a minute ago. I just read it out. Two steps forward, one step back.

I just read the cool one again. The NFC South is the only division in which all four teams have reached the Super Bowl in the last 15 years. Whoa, that's cool. But I was like, wait, what about the NFC West? But the Cardinals were eight. So by the time it'll be 24, so 16 years. Yeah.

Oh, but right now, is it starts today? Right now, I guess. Yeah, but it's the best way for it to be beat. So the great nerd nugget was wrong? Well, it's impossible for it to be wrong, but right now, I guess it's wrong. Unless the Cardinals make the Super Bowl. In 2023.

Yeah. So they can't. Oh, okay, gotcha. Yeah. Well, they can. No, they can't. Because in 2024, it would be less. I think they've got Super Bowl in their balls. Yeah, all right. Well, they can. No, they can't. Because in 2024, it would be less. I think they've got super bowling or fall.

Yeah, they also can't. Okay, I got one other thing. Oh, we should talk about the cold season ticket giveaway. So we gave it to the saddest jerseys, the saddest cold jerseys that we had. Oh, yeah. And it's, I think, one dude had a Curtis painter jersey that he bought. Well, there was one guy.

I think he's a super fan. He had like eight of them. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he had a Curtis painter and that he bought. Well, there was one guy. I think he's a super fan. He had like eight of them. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he had a Curtis painter and a dairy. Curtis painter actually was good for the cults because he got them Andrew Locke. Yeah, he had a Hayward Bay cult jersey. He also had another guy had an Austin Colley one,

which is pretty sad. Yeah, Austin Colley. A lot of concussions. Have you guys ever had any sad jerseys? Are you really regret? I have a Javon curse, but I think it rocks. Eagles Javon curse. Yeah, I'm not as cool. He was. Hey, what are you going to say about Austin

Colley? I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, but he just, oh no, I was thinking of anything against Hollis who got all the concussions. Yeah, who's now running for like a really bad injury. As an Austin Colley also did. I think, but he was solid. He made him hospital passes. He loved to do that to his, to his slot receivers. His slot receivers like Stokeley had a few of those. I think his tight ends to, he used to lay Dallas Clark out

all the time. So congrats the Colts fan Cole and Marcus. Love it. Okay, next game up. Yeah, you know, 600, 600, 500 yards. And then he got hurt. But, um Commanders of giants Ty God, I think again

Sam Howell sackwatch. He took a step back last week. That's good. He's been sack 34 times He's now on pace for 96. Yeah last week. He was on pace for 99 We're going in the right direction. Yeah, this is gonna be a sack off. It's a sack off this week Because we've got Sam Howell who's leading the league be a sack off. It's a sack off this week because we've got Sam Howell who's leading the league leading history with 34 sacks. And then the giants have given up 33 sacks. So Dan Neal Jones obviously was out to Rod Taylor had a few of those sacks last week. But just it's going to be a sack. It's going to be a sack festival. Yeah. So the good news for the commanders is I don't think the giants have gotten more than like five or six sacks

this year. They really stink. Their defensive line is not good besides Tibido. So maybe Sam howl only get like two or three sacks this week. And I was looking at some of the stats behind because not all sacks are on the offensive line. Sam howl himself takes a lot of sacks. Yeah. He hangs on to the ball for a long time. So it's not just like the offensive line is giving up, you know, free runners left and

right. I don't, I don't know if that's a trait that quarterbacks can fix over their careers is getting better at getting rid of the ball quicker. I think it's, I think it's unfortunately it just has to be an injury to then give them the fear. Yeah. He has no fear. He has no fear. He plays with no fear. He's a tough mother. He's a really tough guy. And the giants are down another offensive line. And because Shane Lemieux tours Biceps during practice on Wednesday. So I practice injuries to the worst. You've talked about this, but like I want to see the injury.

Yeah, so I can process it. Yeah, so it looks to me like this would favor the commander's defensive line. If I'm just looking at who's going to get to sack more this week. And also, Daniel Jones is in playing who owns the commanders, so that's good. Yeah. The referees that called the Giants

Commanders game last year with the pass in her interference on the last play of the game that wasn't called their Reffing Disgame. Oh, nice. With that switch. So yeah, a little make up call. Make up game. Yeah, because the Giants need a make up call

in a master of interference right now. Make up game. Okay, nerd nugget. Since entering the league in 2019, commanders, water, receiver, Terry McCl, and leads all players and receiving yards against the NFC East. He has 1807 next to CD Lamb, who only has 1259. That's pretty good. No ones better against the NFC East and Terry. He does play a lot of games against them. Well, so does the Eagle receivers, John, series, caliber receivers. Wait, what's this? What year? 2019. So no, A.G. Brown, no, Devonte Smith.

I don't want to break. I don't want to. It's a good set, Jake. I like that. No, it's a good set. I'm not creating these on my own. Yeah, I can provide these. Listen, when you have a cool one, we'll say it's really cool. I think that was a very cool set. Did you hear how many more yards you had than CDLAM? Yeah, that's incredible. It's unbelievable. It's incredible. That's incredible, Jay. That's really, I like that nerd nugget. Did you know Sam Howell has more completions than Jared Goff and Tua. He has more yards than Trevor Lawrence. He has more touchdowns than Jalen Hertz or Matt Stafford.

Sam Howell, I know I was thinking last week. Maybe he's just good enough to not be great. I think Sam Howell could be great now. It could be great. It could be great. It could be great could be great. I like it. We're Sam Hall guys. All right, Raiders of Bears. Oh boy Tyson Baygent verse eight and no Connell. Mm-hmm exactly what the people wanted. There's a Brian Hoyer Do we know? I think it's a no-connell. I'm gonna check the game time app. This one's gotta be low. Yeah I'd like Tyson Begent.

He looks, first of all, his dad is a professional arm wrestler, Travis the Beast, Connacool. He does, I watch some tape on him, and he is a shit talker. Yeah. He's in the middle of like arm wrestling match and he'll just say to the guy like, you should just kill yourself. Yeah

I did I did some research on this and some other stuff I did some research on the beast because his dad seems awesome. Yeah, and also just having a dad named Travis Like you're already cool. I didn't think that Travis's word dad right in West Virginia Yeah, the odd if you're putting a money line down on Travis the father sticking around to raise his son That's got to be like plus 900. Huge. Travis the Beast's Bajon. He is a 35 time national champion. 35 time. That does really make too much sense because I think he's like 40. He's 44. So if you won 35, was he winning arm wrestling champions when he was seven? Well, he does arm wrestle right and left. Yeah,

that's true. So he's one world championships with both his left and right arms and the super heavyweight division. And his dad was also a national arm wrestling champion. So Tyson, his, Tyson's dad and grandfather were both national arm wrestling champions, which is pretty intimidating. And Travis owns some type of medical supplement company that has the coolest name ever. It's called Vitacel Biologics. Did you go to his website too? Yeah, I went to his Instagram.

Yeah, I went to his website. Vitacel Biologics, you just basically mashed together a bunch of words that would make people be like, oh, I got to get it on Vitacel Biologics. Are you taking Biologics, Big Cat? I'm taking Vitac a bunch of words that would make people be like, oh, I got to get it on Videsale Biologic. Are you taking Biologics, Big Cat? I'm taking Videsale Biologics. I feel like I need to start taking Biologics. His dad also owns an arm wrestling bar in Charlestown, West Virginia called Billy Jax,

which that's got to be a very dangerous place to wander into accidentally. It's essentially the plot of over the top sliced-alone Incredible movie except the sun is cool and played in the NFL and not a little fucking wet blanket piece of shit Yeah, what type of music you think they got it on the jukebox and arm wrestling bar. That's just country all time You think it's country. I was thinking stained like new. Yeah, maybe some of that too This is the 29th quarterback starting for the Chicago Bears since the year 2000 A lot of quarterback pretty impressive. So the Browns have lead the league with 35 since 2000 who are top three. Cutty. Macown.

Coward. Yeah. That's too super. Well, with Rex, Rex Grossman. Rex Grossman. Chris Chandler was in the mix there. Henry Burris. There's a lot of Mike Clinton, Todd Collins. Kale Paney, Todd Collins. There's Jason Campbell.

There's a lot Jason Campbell was in there. Matt Barkley. There's a lot of quarterbacks in there. Yeah. The dynamic duo of Chad Hutchinson and Jonathan Quinn. Who could forget? That was the Thanksgiving game where they just got fucking obliterated. To me, this is going to be basically Max Crosby against the Bears.

Yeah. If Max Crosby has a good game, the Raiders win. If he doesn't, I think the Bears won. I think Tyson Beigeon might be good enough to win a game. Yeah. There's no tape on there. He's kind of got that. He's got that dog in him. He said he is quote, uh, in the press conference this week was a pretty much beat every odds that, uh, there was for me. So I've got nothing to lose. I'm going to go out there and fight with these guys to the death and try to stack up as many wins as I can until Justin's back. He's in fucking mode.

That is that is exactly what you want to hear from your backup quarterback. They should let his dad be the coach for this week. I mean, he would be better than do we were flus just shit. Yeah, just shit talking against. That's it. McDaniel probably is dad probably is going to like yell at do we were flus from this from the stance. Yeah, he should be directly behind.

He should be on the 50 yard line. row with a mega phone in his hand. Yes. And then, Aiden O'Connell, I, I have a take. I think Aiden O'Connell might be a future starting quarterback in the NFL. Why is that? I saw him against the Chargers. He looked good. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah, he looked all right. Yeah, I don't know. They liked him a lot in the draft. They've got a chance. He's got a chance against a bad Bears defense. Yeah. The Bears are also going for their first home win since September 25th, 2022. Over a year.

So yeah, Jake, what is the get in price on this game? The get in price is $84. Oh, really? $20 off the Lickode PMT. $64. I would think it would be way lower than that. Yeah. Still, still nice weather. Since you mentioned it, let's do the game time

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So happy. Just dancing up a storm out there. Oh, it was so good. So good. So happy. Just just dancing up a storm out there. Back to back. Chip. Yeah. So is Mark Davis the best owner in sports? I mean, we knew that. I'm already.

We knew that already. Oh, yeah, Stan Kroki. How's Arsenal doing this year? Top of the table. Top of the table is always. They must be. But yeah, that was such a fun video to watch. He was just having such a good time.

It's just good to seem smiling. Yeah, he was having a great time. Uh, okay, nerd nugget. The Raiders defense has only allowed 14 total plays of 20 plus yards this season, tie with the chiefs and 49ers for a fewest in the NFL. Yeah, they keep everyone in front of them. If the bears are smart, it's a heavy run game. Um, because you can run on the Raiders, but yeah, they, they do a good job of making sure the big plays are not there Okay, are we getting close to Devante Adams trade watch? I think so because they're not throwing them the ball the last couple any studies frustrated

Yeah, cuz they're throwing the ball to Josh Jacobs and you might maybe and they're throwing the ball to Who's there other was oh Jacobi Myers the throwing the ball those two guys when they have Devonte Adams So just throw the ball to Devonte Adams. That's what I would do. All right last early game Bills of Patriots Bills of Patriots if what's the current line in this game eight and a half so if it gets to nine It will be the biggest home dog for Bill Bella checks since Tom Brady's first career start So if it gets to nine, it will be the biggest home dog for, uh,

Bill Bellacek since Tom Brady's first career start. I'm, I'm kind of sick of the Tom Brady stats. Let's just, let's, there's a fact on the page. Actually, I think they might have been a second biggest, because I think they also played the Rams and that was bigger. But you're sick of the stress. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, what do you mean you're, so you're never gonna bring up any good, Tom Brady stats? No, it just means that Hank is sick of reality. He, that Hank doesn't like reality right now.

This is walk a mile in my shoes, brother. You know, like insult stats? There's literally like, I'm pretty sure the CBS main account, like they have a meeting, the social media team, and they're like, okay, we got to fill our quota for bad bear stats every every month. So we can get the engagement. This is stats or stats? Yeah, I like them. Yeah, because you haven't experienced them before. I know. Also, this is another light tank. Non-Tom Brady's that. Okay. Josh Allen

is six and one of his last seven games against Patriots. Kind of owns him. That's interesting. The only loss was that freezing game you guys want to. Yeah, Hank's last good memory. Yeah, yeah. In those games, he has 260 yards per game, 18 touchdowns, one interception. It's great. One Hank, he has 18 touchdowns and one pick. We haven't even done this on purpose. He's good. Us just like drowning Hank and stats. You can't argue with stats. Mm-hmm. There's stats. Factor fiction stats are stats. Yeah, but I think they're, you know, selected selected stats. Oh, okay. What, what are you expecting from this game, Henry? I'm going to be at a wedding. I will not be watching this game. That's convenient. And I'm expecting to, you know, check my phone,

check the score and the Patriots to be down, you know, probably maybe get three points, maybe 10, maybe get like a defensive, you know, interception return for a touchdown or punt return. If they get more than 20 points, I would be stunned. Okay. So the win that the bills had, wins and wins don't apologize for winning,

but the bills that they had, the win that they had against the Giants on Sunday night, that was the worst win in the Super Ball era by the stats. And that's going to be a big time. That's the thing. They're coming off of a win loss. Yeah. A loss win. A loss win. It might be a loss win. They're practicing like they got beat by 40 this week. Oh, yeah. That's a that's a game that they technically won and they'll be happy. They won towards the playoffs, but the filmroom, they were getting shit on practice. They were actually like they lost. That was a big time like wake up. We're not as good as we think we are. We got to step it up. Win. Well, here's something good for you, Hank. The giants on Sunday night against the bills. They didn't score a lot of points. They moved the ball pretty well because the bills are like very

Decimated with injuries. They have injuries at every single level on their defense The giants are I wouldn't say the Patriots of the the giants and the Patriots are probably the same in terms of offensive talent So move the ball Sure, so by the stat. Okay. I'm trying to help Jesus Christ. Sky won't even take help by the stats According to our sports that was the worst win in the Super Bowl era The bills are the only team to win a game with fewer rushing yards passing yards more Interceptions thrown more fumbles lost and more misfield goals than their opponent prior to the bills teams with these deficits were oh and 134.

Whoa. Wow. So it was it was as big of a loss win as you can possibly have. Yep. And I guess you could make the argument that the bills tend to play to their opponents experience. He just hiccuped again. They they they played to their opponents level. Yeah. Yeah. But in this case, it feels like it feels like the bills have an opportunity to kind of like Barry Bill Belletcheck to just like twist the knife, put the knife in his heart because of the friction. Albert Breer reported, is he fake news? He's pretty well plugged in, right?

Ish. Okay, so this is a bit of a sensationalist. Here's another fact is that Albert Breer reported this, um, that discussions about moving on from Bill Belichick have taken place. I can tell you for sure, Robert, here's the criticism. He hears the anger locally and people in the building know for a fact that he's hearing the anger from the fan base. I think now we're at a point where is this just going to be a flat out firing? Whoa. I don't think you can fire Bill.

So you're reporting that robber craft heirs things. Robber craft his ears. No, he's also, he's also, no, his mouth to, he's discussing the fact he doesn't have to silly on his ears, but he does have ears. And he says that the discussions around Belichek have been underway for a while. I don't think that there's no chance you fire Bill Belichek, right? You can. No, and that's just like like the discussions in the media?

No, in the building. No, you can't fire a billbell check. Ever. Do you think Matt Jones makes it through this game? No. Okay. I mean, this is, yeah, I actually, I don't, eight and't even have points a lot of points. It's a vision game home underdog statement game for the light. I don't know if I can do that.

I mean, have you watched the Patriots play? Yeah, I know they should have covered against the Raiders. Oh, that was bullshit the way that game ended with a drop pass and then the penalty and then the safety. That was a bad beat. They should have. Uh, nerd on get. Bill's water receiver step on digs is just the fifth player in the Super Bowl era with 100 plus receiving yards and five of his teams first six games. Hank just, Hank just did a fist bump because it wasn't going to be.

Well, remember, I got these from the teams. The pages aren't going to publish any negative stats. Yeah, that would be funny if I were to be out of the the public. I was, because a few weeks ago. I'm gonna publish some of the negative stats. Because Puntar's positive, oh, it's that. I want Stadhol, Stadhol, if you're listening to this,

I would just like for you to compile all the sad Patriot stats this weekend possible, especially if they lose. I just wanna spend 10 minutes reading stats to Hank and watching him just reject reality. Whatever. Okay. Next game. You just did it right there. You can't, I mean, you said

that the day you can't, it's, it's, we've had the conversation. A lot of times you can't take away the Super Bowl. So I will be able to block out all this negativity and bad. You're not allowed to talk about Patriot, Tom Brady stats. The Super Bowls are, you got to Tom Brady stats. You got you there. No, the Super Bowl is a team, Max. No, the Tom Brady one, Super Bowl, the Patriots one, Super Bowl. Tom Brady one, Super Bowl is a team, Max. Oh, the Patriots won. Did Tom Brady win the Super Bowl or the Patriots won the Super Bowl? Tom Brady won the Super Bowl. You're not allowed to do any stats related to the Patriots. Not the first one.

It's not a defense one, that's the first fact. Hank, if you had a rank, your favorite, like, let's get you out of this negative mindset. Just rank the best Super Bowls that you've won personally in a order from greatest to least important. I would say for me, just the last three three just because I was able to be there and party with the team after starting with the Seahawks. That was that was the first one I was at. That was the most fun and unexpected after party. Then I would say 28 to 3. Then I would say against the Rams and then I would put that last. Eagles. I'm like, what's up?

Okay, yeah, good point. Eagles, Panthers, Rams, I was pretty young. Like I don't have a ton of memories from that game. So that would probably be six. Okay, yeah. I always also imagine if you're on the Patriots right now, there's just nothing like celebrating Super Bowl with, you know, parting with the games.

With your boys. Getting your, getting chewed out, getting your ass chewed out in the film room, when your team sucks probably is way, way worse than getting your getting chewed out getting your ass chewed out in the film room when your team sucks probably is way way worse than getting your ass chewed out after like a down game if your team is good. So like when things are going bad for the Patriots, I don't know if Bill Bellicic has a way to turn the entire thing around. Yeah. As much as he has the ability to take a good team and make them great after like one down week. That's fair. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably a bummer. All right. Afternoon games, Steelers at Rams. Shamak Veyes on Babywatch. So

Shamak Veyes said that if his baby comes, it's due late October. If his baby comes on game day, he will not coach whatever. I podcasted. He also said, I'm not going whatever I podcasted. He also said, I'm not gonna miss a game. My son knows better than to come during a game. I think I'm gonna predict that the baby's gonna be born on Sunday morning. That'd be great, wouldn't it? Yeah.

This baby, listen, he will become a football guy because he's Sean McFaith's son, but babies come when they wanna come. Do you think Sean McFaith's gonna watch the game if when they want to come. Do you think Sean McFaix is going to watch the game if his wife is currently in labor, like about to give birth? I think he will. Yeah, and then there's a TV in the game. I went on for WNBA bets for my son,

my first son was born. And then do you think he's going to have like, in that photographic memory that he stores of every single play, he'll know exactly like how many centimeters dilated she is when they threw an interception. And that'll be like ingrained in his memory. Yeah.

I think it probably what do you have to have Max? Oh, I'm just thinking about you just sitting in that room. Tell me NBA. I know. I'm talking about losing. Oh, it's brutal. And then my last, the last kid I think I had, it was the warriors, lakers maybe. And I think I had the warriors and that was bad. I was, oh, it was the Warriors Lakers maybe, and I think I had the Warriors and that was bad.

Oh, it was the closeout game, yeah, that was bad. Just let those kids know you're a loser real quick. Yeah, no, they all, they all three of my children were born on losing gambling days. That's great. That's on them, not me. Because you can spend that out. You're like, it was actually the greatest day of my life.

No, I would have rather won the money. If one of your, let's say your most recent son, if when he was being born, you had like, you won all your bets, would he be your favorite child over your daughter? Your daughter would take a back seat at the point. Oh, well, listen, if any of my kids, my goal for my children is I want them to obviously grow

up happy, healthy, everything, but more than anything, I want one of them to be smart enough to make me a system to win gambling. I like it. They need to learn math. Math will be taught in my household, not by me, but it will be taught. And once one of them gets of the age where they can come

and they say, daddy, I made you an algorithm and here's the spreadsheet, that will be the happiest day of my life. For your favorite child. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my god. You're going to college. Listen, daddy, I got it.

I got it for you. 60% in college basketball. Just follow the spreadsheet. By that's it. That's all I'm hoping for. I got a spreadsheet and it tells me that Mike Tomlin as an underdog is 55 and 30 against the spread. I also have a different spreadsheet that tells me

that the sealers are 12 and four in games after the team's buy week under Mike Tomlin. Wow. So this feels like, not only 55 and what was it? 55 and 30 against the spread. I think there's also like, he's, I think he's one game over 500 straight up

as an underdog. Like he just, he wins outright as an underdog. Yeah, so everything's pointing like the baby coming, Mike Tomlin's record after the spreadsheet, it feels like the Steelers. Yeah. No, this is a Steelers spot. You just have to take Mike Tomlin's record after the spreadsheet. It feels like the Steelers. Yeah. No, this is a Steelers spot. You just have to take Mike Tomlin as an underdog

and then fade him as soon as he becomes a favorite again. Also, Jerry, TJ Wat is the best defensive football player and football. Here that's your for you. Here that. Okay, nerd nugget. The Steelers have the best winning percentage in the NFL against starting QBs, drafted number one overall.

64% a record of 66 37 and four. And we'll be going against Matthew Saford this week. Do you think that I was anything to do with the fact that the Browns have taken a bunch of really shitty quarterbacks with the first overall pick in their in their history? How many times have they actually done that? That's a good quote. It's not as much. It just feels like the Browns have done.

Yeah. The Bengals probably had a bunch of them too. If we're going to write it. Yes. All right. Next game, Cardinals at Seahawks. Kyle Murray officially off the pop list. He's coming back, which I think that Josh Dobbs got to be the happiest guy in the world because actually Josh Dobbs probably pissed that Kyle Murray didn't come back like two weeks ago because we had a good month

of Josh Dobbs and everyone like, oh, Josh jobs, why isn't he starting quarterback? And then the longer he stays out there, the more you realize, oh, that's why that's the Colt McQuay effect. Yeah, you can't he's been praying for this day for Kyler Murray to practice again. So good for Kyler Murray. Hopefully we see him again this year. I do think the sea hawks are going to kill the Cardinals. I think the

Cardinals, that was fun. What we did, where they were up on the Giants, they beat the Cowboys. I think we're now getting a far enough distance away from the win against the Cowboys. Like, wait, no, they do stink. No, but remember, they're a great first half team. Yeah. They might be the best first half team in football, and they're probably the worst second half team in football. And they're probably the worst second half team in football. I also think the Seahawks, uh, that was a loss. Wait, no, that was a loss.

That was a loss, but they, they're, they should have beaten the Bengals and they're a very good team. And the Cardinals can't get, uh, pass rush. I think they're lowest in the NFL. Geno's got a little gimpie knee. I think Geno's going to slice and dice them. So the first half spread on this is Cardinals plus four and a half. I'm going to take Cardinals plus four and a half. I think they hang around the first half and then they do a great job of not making any adjustments whatsoever. It is also that weird. The afternoon Seahawks games are always like, what's going on? This is my chaos game.

Yeah, this feels like a big time chaos. I feel that, I feel that. Okay, nerd nugget for this one. Since Lumen Field and Seattle opened in 2002, the Cardinals have more wins at the venue, nine than any other visiting team. Huh. Wait, say it again.

They've won more games there. Oh, Cardinals, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's big. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. All right, yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big team. Okay. Yeah. Huh. Interesting. All right. Packers of Broncos. Pukes. Is this the game that Russ gets benched? I don't know. I so I've been thinking about it. Sean Peyton is very clearly taking this season. You saw

the clip too of Sean Peyton talking with coward when he was still in the media because he killed Blooms is the most can't miss guy ever. Yes. I want to revisit that time out that he took at the end of the first half against the chiefs because there's no other explanation in the world that would explain what Sean Peyton was doing. And he called it bonehead move, but the bonehead move doesn't that doesn't begin to cover how stupid that time out was. Yes.

I think it's the worst time out ever taken is fourth down. They were punning. I think there were like 23 seconds left on the clock. He lets it run down a couple seconds and calls a time out on fourth down before he punts to give Patrick my homes more time to come down the field. And then they get a defensive penalty. It was a shitty punt. They kick a 60 yard at the end of the half three points that would not exist in the history of the football universe. And the man's taking if it wasn't for Sean Payton, Sean Payton is also burned. And when I say burned, I mean like not strategic timeouts, he's burned 11

timeouts this year, which is way more than any other coach. He's made a lot of very, it seems like intentionally stupid clock management decisions. I don't think, I don't think a guy like that would just forget how to coach and how to coach situational football. Yep. I think that the Broncos are intentionally tanky for Caleb Williams and it's maybe a smart move Sean Payton seems to like the guy and if you're tanking for Caleb Williams You probably leave Russell Wilson in the game. Especially. Yeah, especially if you don't like Russell Wilson Yeah, and then you just put him out there and you're like I'd like to die

I'd like to torture this guy because I hate him so much for the next four months. Let's just force him to play football at a very low level and piss him off and then we get a great quarterback. I agree with everything you said. We can curve. Yeah.

Also, Sean Payton, one of his explanations for why he's burning so many timeouts was that he has too many words in his play calls. So he shortened up his verbiage a little bit and then continued to burn more time out. Yes, yes. The Packers should win this game. They're off a buy.

They got a little healthy. And you can run on the Broncos. If the Packers are smart, they just run the ball down their throat. I feel like the Packers can will win this game. Also a good uniform matchup. Yeah, I like this uniform matchup. All right, nerd nugget. History says this will be a blowout one way or the other.

Five of the last six matchups between the Packers and Broncos have been decided by double digits, including four of those by 19 or more points. Whoa. That's what the team is beat the crap out of each other, but not one sided. Got it. Okay. Last afternoon game, Chargers' Achiefs, Patrick Mahomes, his record against the ASC West all time, 28 and three. It's fucking stupid.

28 and three. That's insane. Three losses. The Raiders and the Chargers twice. Chargers twice. The Chargers have played them tight. I think basically every Chargers chief game is a three point loss for the chiefs.

That's every Chargers game. Yeah, every Chargers game. I kind of like the Chargers here, because I just, I don't know, the chiefs don't cover spreads. The chiefs defense has been really, really good. And I have no doubt they're gonna win this game, but that's just enough, five and a half is just enough

for the chargers to find a way in the back door and be like, oh, that was close. Chargers are right on the press miss, even though when you watch the game, you're like, no, no, no, chiefs are so much better than the chiefs. It should be a big time win loss for the charges this week.

The chiefs do have the fourth best defense in the NFL. There's good. It's crazy to think that, okay, now that team is like elite defensively. And the chiefs last week against the Broncos, they were fucking around so much on offense. I think I think that they went into that game being like, well, we're going to beat the Broncos because we'd never ever lose the Broncos and they're shitty team this year. So we can afford to have a practice on Thursday. But this week, I feel like they're going to take the charges a little bit more seriously. Yeah.

The charges need to win. And did you also see that the chiefs have taken final form as, you know, they've obviously won two Super Bowl's been to every AFC championship game. They are the new patriots. They've taken final form as a new Patriots by bringing me Cole Harbin back. Yes. Such a Patriots move because they're, they're going to bring him back and he's going to be good again. Yeah, they're going to bring him back. He's going to get him for chief.

That's such a, I was such a Patriots move. I was listening to the Profitball Focus podcast and they talked about JC Jackson coming back to the Patriots and they're like, that's just a port going by and barst will back for a dollar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's true. That's what the chiefs have done. Yeah, they're just doing the same thing.

We're like, oh, that guy stunk when he left. OK, well, bring him back and it'll be good again. Yeah, as he's still pretty quick. And he knows when to sit down in zone coverage, great. Yeah, sign him up. The, do you think Taylor's going to be at this game? Last chance before she goes back on tour. I think the charge is too good. I think there's also Travis Kelsey's probably like Justin Herbert's kind of,

he's kind of cute, he's good looking. I don't want her at that game. I saw Travis Kelsey bought a new house. Yeah, I want more privacy. It has a mini golf course. $6 million. I don't know why we don't live in Kansas City. Yes, it's insane.

It's got, so it's going to mini golf course. What else does it have? I was looking at the list of each of them. It's got everything. I always, I think about that just looking at like different places in America being like, well, we could just be ballers and like Toledo Ohio. Yeah, Anchorage.

Imagine what we could get in Reno right now. Why are you making that face, memes? You don't wanna live in Toledo? Yeah, no, no. The fuck. No. I got the fucking key to the city, dude. You do whatever you want We can do whatever we want where do you think the worst place to live if you're like if you have a hundred million dollars in the bank would be I Think probably Long Island

What's wrong with long Island? It's just yeah, you don't get a hundred you can't get like a super nice house You're not that rich too. Yeah, long Island. Hey, It's nice. Yeah, it's nice. Exactly. It's nice Right some parts of long island are a dump. Yeah Coral gables you could probably get a much sicker house down there. Yeah, $100 million. Yeah, I just I just looked Saw the house and I was like what what the fuck this is like insane. That's a house that was definitely built for a former Kansas City athlete and they've been waiting He's straight around for another good athlete six bed six bath 16,000 square feet 16,000 square feet tennis pickleball mini golf

That's sick. We should go to Kansas City We just buy one house in Kansas City and fall out every we'll go like once a year. They got a great zoo They got one of the best ooze on the country. Also are and they've upgraded their report, which we got review at some point. That's right. That one guy was like, you got to go back to the Kansas City report. Yeah, we fixed it. It's not that bad. Our colleague Kelly Keigh's blogged about how Travis plans to join Taylor to kick off

her international tour next month. All right. Oh, where? I don't what else are I think Argentine? Yeah. All right, oh, where I don't what else are I think origin team. Yeah, I don't want to. I want to be very supportive of the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey relationship. Yeah, we are. I like it. I love it. I love her. I love it. The cheese gotta keep winning Because they're gonna blame her

Yeah Like he's been everywhere. That's definitely a conversation. I don't think Travis Kelsey is so good at football and he has got so many pelts on the wall that's like two time Super Bowl champion and all this stuff. That I don't think anyone's like doubting Travis Kelsey's

ability to play or desire to be involved, all that stuff. But it is a fact that if you win, you can do whatever you want. And if you lose, people will start being like, oh, you went seven or eight live. Oh, you did this. That's just a fact. I don't think it's right.

Because again, I think Travis Kelsey's so good. It doesn't matter. But it's a fact of how these things play out. It's like no one cared when the Patriots are winning when Aaron Hernandez was killing people, but then they don't win the Super Bowl. And you're like, wait, lock this guy up. That's sort of thing.

PFC's just taken side shots. Oh, I didn't know. That wasn't direct. Kill people. That wasn't. That was a threat. And Hank also, I'm not going to let go of Kevin. The origin. Yeah. The origin. Tina Portia of the Towers during the Chiefs by week.

Because you can't really shame him for that. No, I, I don't know. We can. We can. I'll use this example. Brandon Marshall, when he was on the Bears, he started doing whatever it is, the inside the NFL.

Yeah, he would fly to New York every Tuesday. Oh yeah. When the Bears were doing okay, it was fine. When the Bears started losing, everyone was like, why the fuck are you flying every week, dude? That's just a reality. Or in Baker Mayfield did all the commercials. Yeah.

And he had a good rookie year in a row. Oh, this guy's different. And then he had took a step backwards. And we're like, wait a sec. Why is he so good at acting? Right. I didn't think brain and martial was like not putting the time in. It just when you do something else and you're not winning, the, the, the chief's gonna keep winning. So this is a moot point. I'm just saying that if they do lose a game or two, it will be brought up. The real question is, we'll should come back to the United States of the chiefs are in the Super Bowl? Because she's in Tokyo the day before the Super Bowl

and then Australia the week after. So that would be commitment. Yeah, she would, she would. She definitely would, Tobagus. Yeah, she probably will get the fucking Super Bowl move to Tokyo. She's got a private jet jig. She travels everywhere. She goes to the store.

Yeah, but in terms of time, that's the day before. I guess you get all the time back because they're ahead, right? Traveling East. It's been a lot of free time. I don't like that. She'd be, that's the day before. I guess you get all the time back because they're ahead, right? Traveling east. It's been a free time. I don't like that. She'd be traveling east at the last minute. Poor the poros on layer. Yeah.

That's a real reason in this. Uh, okay. Did you give us an or not? Chargers, water seeber, Keenan Allen needs 81 scrimmage yards to reach 10,000 for his career. He would be the second fastest charger ever to reach that mark behind Lydany and Tom Linson. Mm-hmm, okay. Do you think that when Travis Kelsey is watching film with Taylor,

if she's like, who's that other tight-end Blake Bell? He blocks a lot harder than you do. Why don't you block that hard, baby? You should block more. Mm-hmm. I think she should probably start. Yeah, I agree. Oh, someone just texted me Travis Pageants number. I think she should probably start. Yeah, I agree.

Who's someone just texted me Travis Patience number? Should we call them? Oh shout out Shane. Thank you. Different Shane. Uh, okay, last game. Dolphins Eagles. I'm so excited for this game. So excited for this game.

This is a... Who is Max Moore nervous about Jake or Nikki smokes? Uh, that is like the polar opposites of. Scared. People that can piss you off while watching a game with them. It really is. They they are hitting you with a one to punch that has never been seen before. I.

The answer is Nikki smokes. Okay, I, I don't know. The it is because Jake will see that situation and it's going to be too loud guys going at each other and Jay, you're going to, you're going to like take a back seat. I know, I know what you do in that. And I always think about it. We will street. We will stream this for everyone who wants to watch it.

I, so I agree with you, Nikki smokes will be the more boisterous one, obviously. But Jake has a way, man. If he does a clap at the end, if he tries to shake your hand, he's got no way. I have no idea what Nikki smokes is going to do. We have not seen him in this. You have to. It's like the enemy you know versus the enemy, like Jake, you don't know what Jake will do. I disagree, I know Jake.

If the dolphins win. Yeah, yeah Max I think you know Jake way more than Jake will do something that like will piss me off good like he'll do a little clap or like a yeah that Will be annoying but I've seen it before and I can expect that I Have plan for it. I have no I and I don't really know Nikki smokes that I Like way for it. I have no, and I don't really know Nicky smokes that well. He might break you. He's, I, I, he's also like way, he, he, he, he just every time he sees me, he keeps telling me something about it. I'm like, I'm, I'm gonna worry about that on Sunday. I'm trying to win bait. I'm trying to win baseball. Yeah, you don't have the capacity to do both. I can't, I can't, well, hopefully the series is wrapped up by that. You know what the worst would be if Jake beats you

And then he takes a picture of the scoregamy Oh my god More excited about the picture. Oh Yeah, no max if he beats you with the scoregamy max wasn't mad the Eagles lost last week, so Real quick what's the Eagles injury situation? It's looking good. Ball. What?

Got more injuries? Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Darious Slay said that we're going to be, he's going to be back sooner than expect it than everyone thinks. That's good. which is weird because Everyone thought he was coming back this week to get picked up by like Eagle's Twitter or by like the anonymous verified Aggregator accounts. You know the ones. No. Yes. No, but it was like JP. I'm an NFL rookie watch I think they're all the same guy. No, it was like all double nation that that crazy guy that said that it's easier to hit a home

round than it is to score a goal in the hotel. I love that. Yeah, that guy sucks. Yeah, but like all the Eagles beat reporters were like accorded up. Yeah, that Lane Johnson's back. Lane Johnson's back. I got some stats here for you, Jake. You like these.

This is per smart football, Chris Brown, not that Chris Brown, good Chris Brown. He said the dolphins are averaging eight yards per play, 8.0 yards per play. Next closest team in the NFL is the 49ers, they average six yards per play. And then the last place team is the Giants with 4.1 yards per play. I thought you were coming after Hank again. No, no, no, this is a just a joke, Stats. He didn't even know. So that means that the gap between the dolphins at number one and the 49ers at number

two is bigger than the gap between the 49ers at number two and the worst team in the NFL. That's how good your offense is. The only thing that concerns you with the dolphins is schedule. You haven't beaten anybody. They've beaten the worst five teams in the league. Well, no, the charge's not the worst. Besides the chargers. We have to beat one on the road. Giants, the Patriots, the Panthers and Broncos. Panthers and the the charge is not the worst. Besides the chargers. Yeah, but the, the, the giants, the Patriots,

panthers and Broncos. And the one good team that got smoked on the road. Yeah, I think Eagles are gonna win this game. Also, we have to say, I've done the computer models, everything that I've put into the numbers, crunched them all. I think the Kelly Green jerseys are worth seven points. Okay. Wow.

Thank you. Seven points. I saw the helmets. Yeah, well, I mean, that's, that's how much did the Jets when that's probably what it was the Jets were Kelly. They did were Kelly. I'm also fully was the seven points. Yeah, true. I'm also fully back on Julio Jones. I downplayed it when we were the way he was talking. You sure you have a prime Julio Jones. You got a busy schedule. No, I do. I have a busy schedule. It's great, but are you sure you have time to get back on Julio Jones?

What I'm saying you have a lot of going on. I'm I it's done. It's already in the past I'm already back in like even the fact that you've taken this time to think about Julio Jones means you haven't been thinking about We haven't I mean said Penn State Ohio State Saturday Match you have a massive weekend. Yeah, I'm a casual Penn State fan, but I'm still gonna root for them to win, wake up early. If you're, and you just said, you just said prime Julio Jones though.

Yeah, no, that could have been an exaggeration, but he said he's gonna dominate. And if he says he's gonna dominate then. Match, and correct me from wrong, you are official stance, you're a Joe Pa didn't know guy. Oh, geez. I didn't know. No. Are you sure?

That was a trick question. And you failed. Are you trying to think of whether or not he did know or you're trying to think of whether or not you need to know how to against him. No, that's not so bad. I know he knows. That's a bad all. He's thinking himself.

He definitely knew. But how do I say that he didn't know? Yeah. No, he know. He know. OK. But he's still still sport. And he know he know? Yeah, no, he know, he know. Okay, but he's still still sport. He, no, he know.

Yeah, okay, because that um, that was suspect. What, yeah. Okay, I think the Eagles are gonna win this game. So I told Max when I came in, I think the Eagles are gonna crush them. What was that? What was you just talking about? Nothing, nothing.

You can't talk to me, we're doing a podcast. You just, you said something to memes off mic. We're doing a podcast. No. What did to memes off mic. We're doing a podcast. No, what did you say? Yes, we are. We are. Jopal knew. Mm hmm.

Yes. That's it. Okay, what do you say to you? A battery, a battery, a battery. Oh shit. But what though? Nothing. But Sandusky also had a charity.

No, they won a lot of my own games. No, no, no. Won a lot of football games. no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Want a lot of football games. No, it, we're about to sat you. Where are you out on the statue, Matt? Statues should stay down. Yes.

It's actually Jeff D. Low has taken it. It's going to be the dozen season four trophy. Okay. Jake Philadelphia is time for the third highest prime time winning percentage since 2017 trailing only the chiefs and the Ravens The Eagles have won six of their last seven prime time games. They're two and O this season. I love that They love the lights. I do think yeah, the dolphins are a really good team But this is another step up in class, especially off the loss for the Eagles if Lane Johnson plays

I think the Eagles win. It's often telling into their buy the next three weeks They're at the Eagles home against Patriots and then neutral Germany against the chiefs if they get crossed by the Eagles and the chiefs and beat the Patriots They're gonna be seven and two but they're gonna be fraudulent. Yeah, we're gonna have to put them on fraudulent This month, the Raiders the jets the commanders the Titans like they're schedule. Yeah, no, we might have to put them on Frontler. Yep, the best actually the Those teams are good that you just said exactly. That's what you say. Yeah, I'm saying like they just have a very easy scogel They have to be a good team for us to fully believe in my Honestly, they've only lost to one really good team. Yeah, and they blown out all the other teams. Yeah, we should say this

Not their fault. Yeah, it's but they do need to win one of these big game I think they have to speak with the regal's machines and I'll become terrible. Yeah You just said this to me before you were like one of these big game. I think they have the slowest Eagles match. And I'll become Thirgall. Yeah. You just said this to me before. You were like, you're often having a game. No, I'm asking you a genuine question. The best thing that they beat is the Rams.

Yeah. No, they beat the Rams good. Yeah, that's, that's, yeah, that was a good way. Yeah, you licked them. Yeah, you licked them. And the box, I guess, but I think the Rams are better than the box.

I was just trying to get you to say that. The commanders was the best thing. Oh, and the commandersers, my bad. The Junk State. Thanks. But there was a great quote from Jordan Mylotta. They asked if you could do Freaky Friday and switch bodies with any eagle who it would be. And he thought about it for a second.

And he goes, nick falls. Definitely nick falls. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. OK, let's do picks picks and then we'll do fantasy fart boys. Where are we at standings? Well, we got to address something from last week.

Uh oh. Yeah, you messed up. We had an error in we. We who's we? I'll take blame for it. Okay. I don't think that you should take blame for it. Shut the fuck up, Max. We have a rule where we're taking one side and one total and PFT pick two sides and nobody, but mostly my fault. I acknowledge that on the spot. However, he did lose that Patriots pick. Oh, you took the he took the Patriots. It kind of worked out that safety. It's not so what happened was you took the over though, right? Jake told me and and the group chat or maybe it was Max that highlighted it. I forget who we sent to the group chat. I think it was me. Hey, you're only supposed to take one side and then you have to do one total. So I said, okay, let me take the Patriots Raiders over and then there. Oh

Yeah, I wanted the under and then you guys replied with no, you have to take the over because you didn't get to pick incorrectly Which is fair. So I'll wear that way. It's a loss. All right. So give us a stand. OK. So in the warm up category, I'm eight, three and one max is seven and five. And memes is four and eight. So I've seen some separation. One is really good. Yeah, me three and one. It's pretty sick. In the main event, big cat, seven, three and two PFT seven and five, Hank five, six and one.

It's been a bad year. Yeah, bad. Ice cold. Also, bad, bad. How many times you can say bad? It's bad. Well, Hank has not been bad in the pancakes only league. Oh. He has three of the top four guys in the league.

They go, man. With 31 pancakes. You go, ball. And then you said that though, you don't mind doing in our standup set, you just don't want to eat pancakes. You know, ball. You said that though, you don't mind doing an hour standup set. You just don't want to eat pancakes. Yeah, exactly. 31 for Hank, 22 for Max, 20 for Big Cat, 15 for memes, 13 for PFT and 10 for me.

Thomin' Liontee, 24 pancakes. Niserval eating pancakes. I did 19 dogs in eight hours. Yeah, I feel like, I feel like a thottest bad. You have a street cred. And I tweeted out Taylor Decker because he's in AWL. I said you gotta start pancakes.

And he see replied. Oh, did he? Yeah, he's like, he's like, yeah, he's like, I'm on it. Let's go. Noted. Let's go. Yeah, I might be back. Yeah, okay.

Who's goes first? Oh, Hank. And then you. Then you big cat. Then me. I got you around there. I got Hank. And then you. Then you pick it. Then me. Go around. I got noted in underline twice. Okay, there you go.

All right, Hank, go. Hank. Bill's my say-in-half. Ooh, I got some page. What a jerk. You're not watching. It's gonna be a blow. Okay, I will take the

Chargers plus five and a half. And the chiefs. What do you want of that? That's one or two. Oh, you couldn't have picked that one. No, I know. That was the key. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I always,

so if I win and you lose, you're gonna be like, fuck. Yeah, those are the only two I wrote down for spreads. You thought I was gonna take the pills? No, no, I just I was choosing between the two and he didn't go chargers. All right, memes. Eagles minus two and a half like it. There's no other games besides the evil. That was the only one that was in my head. Lions ravens over. Okay. That was my total.

Forty to me and a half. Okay. Jake. I'm gonna go with Chargers Chiefs over 48 and a half. Okay. Okay. So I get two. Yes.

I'm gonna go Chargers Chiefs under 48 and a half half and then I'm gonna go with the Niners on the road at the Vikings Monday night football Yep Kirk cousins and prime time. I'm taking the Niners minus six and a half on the road in Minnesota. Okay. All right, so you took a spread on the total a Diff job. He's got you. Thank you. I'm going to take I did a good job. Good job, Ft. Thank you. I'm going to take the Steelers Plus 3 on the road against the Rams, like Tomlin. Like it. Okay, Max.

Me and Joey fucked me here. I'll go bucks minus two and a half against the Fouties. How could you do that? He knows how many Eagles fans. You should have taken another judge. Raiders bears over 37 and a half. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I will do, I'll do Monday night football over, 43 and a half.

I like that too. Vikings, Niners. I will do Steelers Rams under 43 and a half. Oh, good pick. Defensive, defensive struggle. Good pick. You're back Probably not okay, all right finish fuck boys My name is Santhino stop the amaki. Yeah, I So salty my stoutam sketches always theum sketches. Oh, it's the yes.

Sketch is a no longer sketchy. The sign in big name, basketball players, Julius Randall, Joel and B. They're trying to make a mock in the NBA footwear game. Wow, those are two NBA champions. My sleeper. Speaking of NBA champions. It's James High. I had him on my stottum.

He's no ordinary found. He's in strip clubs and Houston the teams and Philly he doesn't give a fuck that Franchises a Joe the kid and my sleeper. Oh It's defa Tae Adams. Oh, okay. I've been a diva. He's demanded the rock You can pick him up. He's probably on the wave a white all your leagues pick him up this week He's gonna go off that amount of the cage to be love it. Hey, what's up dick faces? It's me buzz flaviano I'm starting this week. I'm starting Jim Harbour Jim Harbour and his surveillance network that he's got cooking up there at Michigan They got credible evidence the big tent says that he's spying, stealing signs, stealing passwords, stealing everything, stealing a girl. He'll

take whatever you give him and he's taking it. He's a great coach. Sickening behavior. Great coach. I'm sitting the Astros because there are a bunch of fucking cheaters. People forget that. Yeah. And then my sleeper is Hunter Renfro. We talked about Hunter Renfro earlier this week. There it might have to trade him soon. He might get a few catches if they got a competent front office in Las Vegas feeding them the ball up his trade value or else you're fucked. Oh, what's up guys?

It's Salvatore Bucke de Beppo. Salie B, my pasta. I love pasta, my starter is James Hunt. I'm actually starting to Let him live his best life He's in there. He's grinding. He's got his dick in some fun holes. He's at the strip clubs Who cares about basketball? Get him work team with John Moran. Let the boys cook. Let him go My sit-em is Russell Wilson. We already talked about him But did you know Russell Wilson and Drew Locke basically have the same exact numbers as Bronco started quarterbacks?

They should never have gotten rid of Drew Locke. Drew Locke something about that kid. I just I can't put my finger on him But I like I like my Sleeper is Brian head coach Jared Grasso. Oh, Grasso fuck boy. The body cam came out and he said in the cop you want to shoot some jumpers He literally said that he said want to shoot some jumpers Yeah, you know that because you oh, yeah, I do happen to coach the basketball team He said you want to get that play ball

It's a all-time clip all-time clip on a play ready listen to this. He's also he is a fantasy fuck boy Such a do you know I am to think I play ball look at me. You think I play ball. Do I look like a ball? All right, let's get to our interview with Will Compton. Yeah, this so we already taped it this interview sucks Will's will just walked in the room. Oh, we have not taped yet The let's do a couple ads and then we'll get to will before we get to will the thrill Compton He's brought to you by our good friends over at Chevy. There's a new family with the unstoppable grit and they are the official partners of the part of my take family.

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the official trucks of pardon my take. Okay, we now welcome on our good friend, colleague friend. I was gonna say, I was gonna say, Okay, we now welcome on our good friend colleague Friend, I was gonna say I was gonna say you know what I was gonna say I was gonna say no I'm not gonna say it was it gonna like set the set the set the set like a bad tone I was gonna say cover band. I'm not gonna say it will come to these are good friend I love willy-sie. He's here in last. Yeah, you'll be the last guest in the Old part of my take temporary office that we're in right now part of history You're part of history we're closing it out with you

Which one talks about what talk about with the boy. Let's talk ball. Okay, by the way We can we talk about the cover band stuff? No, that was a joke. No, I know, no, but I'm in a cover band. Cover band's rock. No, I know you guys ripped, by the way. Yeah, you guys. Yeah, you're a good singer too, Will. Thank you. I do try. Shout out to the dude in the front. That was like trying to feed me lyrics the whole time. How was a Knoxville? Knoxville is always great. Yeah, the hill is a good spot. It is. It was a shit show. But yeah, if you don't want to... No, no, we can. Yeah, I was just gonna say, like,

you guys, with the jokes, the cover band, the bust with the boys, part of my take 2.0, there is no recreating successful blueprints out there all the time. Like, there's no like original thought. I very much give flowers to you guys. For not like, they're not like, I don't like see something of yours

and think, oh, we gotta do this as an idea. But subconsciously, if something's like implanted in my brain, like when it comes back around, so it's like, oh, part of my take did this. Sometimes it'll just be like, oh, I mean, I didn't even know that they had that in that. Oh, that's as perlope thought is very much thing. And also, I want to clear, the only reason I joke about

is it doesn't, like, I don't actually think so. No, I know, I know. If it was true, I would be like, mother fucking you behind the scenes. I wouldn't joke about it to your face. But you guys got a strong fan base. I see the AWOs, but I do want it. Like, I'm saying it in like a, in like a positive light.

Like, yeah, you guys are the standard. For like doing. And the way I'm about, like, PFT Met was people were like would accuse us of stealing each other's tweets. It's where I'll thought. Like his blogs and my PFT, his blogs and my blogs would have similar jokes in them.

And then like, people would tag us in each other's shit. And then we were like, I don't think either one of us was like, fuck this guy, we're both like, well well this guy's probably got a good sense of Yes, I'm joking with this yeah like when Jake gets all right Well, he got arrested last week for cocaine possession and what we did early on today's show is he started reading a statement And then he started reading a statement

and then he tore up the statement and he said, no, I'm just gonna speak for my heart about my drug accusation. And that was like a tip of the hat to Taylor, you know? So we're, we can steal from each other a little bit. It's all good. Yeah. You guys stay on it though.

Like, do you had the, I remember when it happened, like when I saw that you were doing the Taylor so the thing, I was like, I didn't call it time out. Yeah, it was like, I was joking. I doing the Taylor so Thing I was joking. I was gonna come up to why didn't you cover the whole wanting a sex tape that would have been nice I did I did back me up. Yeah, I saw that I did kind of keep my hands off that But I was telling BC by the time I saw there's like 32 million views yeah like on that video and I was like oh Another boys are in the Numbers are numbers baby like no down. I'm like seeing. And I was like, oh, another boy's in the trenches. Numbers are numbers, baby. No, no. I'm seeing people like, I was telling BC that somebody was like, I felt

like sub-tweeting me saying, you know, any colleague or even athletes in the field. Oh, yeah, I forget what the tweet exactly was, but I felt like it was directed solely at me. Yeah, they try to go for it. Speaking up, and I'm just thinking like, they try to go for anyone who's friends with us right They're like you can't even look at these guys. Oh, your friends with them still the worst the worst But yeah, that was fun. So would you watch the video or not? With the sex tape would I watch the video? Yeah, I'll take it be yeah

I've won was out there and I was like this link happen. It's like Well, it's really so it's listen we live on the's really, it's, listen, we live on the internet. Yeah, we live on the internet. Talk, the link comes across your face and the names pop up that you're like, oh, let's see what's up here. Yeah, exactly. So we'll come up and officially

would watch a sex tape without permission. I got it. All right, so we got it. Let's talk some ball. We can start NFL and then maybe we'll talk some college. Okay. You had a take to start the season. The cheese would start one and four.

I did. Where are we at with that take now? Bad take. I like that. Sometimes you may hate that. Sometimes you may hate that. Yeah, it's a bad take. Like, I don't know.

I thought this was a year. Listen, I do have a little bias with the Raiders. I thought this year they could do some chargers. They have like, they've spent the most money on defense of like any team. And I thought they could be actually a player this year they could do some chargers. They have like they've spent the most money on defense of like any team And I thought they could be actually a player this year, right and I was I was wrong Yeah, so I thought based off their first five I was like Jacksonville could sneak him like they could low-key get behind the eight ball

Luzo the lines they lost I'm like hey this might yeah, you were To spend on your way out of that though you can't admit that you're wrong about it take. You just have to be like, no I was right, but there were, there was a material change that happened. You didn't predict Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelsey. If you had known that, you might have switched over. Yeah, yeah. You also probably didn't predict their defense being as good as it is this year. That's a fair point. And you can just wait and if they don't win the Super Bowl, you can just be like, told you. Yeah. Tried telling you guys, because I do, I wanna next year I'll do it again, they're not gonna make the playoffs.

Yeah, 2020 more than I'm gonna go. For the trap that like half the media falls for in like August, when it's like, we talked about every preseason thing, we just want the games to get here. What's something I can say that's different, chiefs don't win the West. Yeah, you can say win it in the gym. We had to do, we had to set ourselves a reminder Jake told us in July to just say on

the podcast chiefs are going to win the West because we're like we just got to say it and then just get it over. Actually, good thing if they win this weekend, if they beat the chargers, we should just declare the chiefs a if see West champs right. They are. They probably are. What's been your guys' worst take of the years? We don't have any bad takes.

Oh, it takes have been pretty spot on. This year's nothing. I mean, I of the years we don't have any bad takes Take of been pretty spot on this year's nothing I mean I thought the bears gonna be good. I say commanders. I say commander's Super Bowl Yeah, I thought the Super Bowl was a possibility after I think week three I said I wrong last year in the playoffs I said asante Samuel Jr. Socks and then he had the three picks against the Commanders, they're not like I mean, they're not out of it. Yeah, well, no, they're not gonna win a Super Bowl your socks and then he had the three picks against the yeah the jack box the commanders they're not like I mean they're not out of it yeah well no they're not going to win a Super Bowl to see though no probably not I just I let my thoughts just run a little bit too well

I know and I let a couple guys on the inside like give me way higher on same how than I he's good though do you know he is good about he is good do you still talk to a bunch of guys you play with and is it weird like them talking to you knowing that you're in the media now? Some guys like give me some guys give me shit about it, but in Washington not really there's like one person in particular I talk to and if I said anything about it everybody would

know exactly who it is. And uh. Curd player. Do what? A current player? You're okay. I tell you. Could be someone in the one that they got rid of. Um, but player wise guys will like give me shit and poke at me, but it's like, what do you, like fellas?

If you, yes, I know I'm out on doing all the antics on social media all the time. So I do get it, but if you're like, you tell me something I'm thinking like, okay, this, uh, this is something I definitely shouldn't share. Like I'm not going to share it. Right, right. What about, uh, do you miss it?

Uh, I mean, not like the- You're 11? There are whisperers. People should get me up off the seat. But not like, I don't miss all the physical, like, I watch the game and I'm like, I don't know how I could even wrap my mind around doing this right now. Right. Like, sometimes I'm just like, you't know how I could even wrap my mind around doing this right now. Like sometimes I'm just like, you know,

how did this even happen? But I miss like, I don't know. I'll see Coach Rool's speeches, I'll get a little juice to help you get. I see any type of football stuff and that it's like a feel good story and it's like those are the things where you just get like pumped for somebody's success

when they've been like, whether it's an underdog or they overcame something and you're just like, man, that's just what it's about. Right. And you kind of miss those moments. Right. I got a serious football question for you because you were the green dot, right?

Yeah. You're a green dot guy. Green dot guy. Who are the green dots? Yeah, can you believe that? Will Compton was the smartest guy on the football pool. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You're talking to Captain Wilcompton right now eventually Eventually So but you were in the green dot on defense what is like how long is a standard play call that you then have to really because we always hear the transmission When it's like the offense coordinator talking to the quarterback not defense not defense you might get a double call on defense

They like you say the front and then if it's a coverage, it's like, to simplify like over 63. So you'll play six to the passing strength and like three away or over, you know. Ah, you'll double call based on formation. So if it's like three by one, you'll be in cover four. If you're in two by two, you could be in cover three. But we don't have like long exotic calls like an offense does. And if it's a blitz, you're saying the front, you're saying the blitz. But we don't have like long exotic calls like an offense does.

And if it's a blitz, you're saying the front, you're saying the blitz and you're saying the coverage on the back end. Yeah, did you then after that, have to like look around at everybody on defense and like grab people? Was that your responsibility? Oh, I love that one.

Yeah, I'm so over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But in practice, what we would do because sometimes especially if it's like a lot of stadium and it's hard to communicate, like I would put it on a defensive lineman to hear the front call. I would make sure the backer next to me

knew to echo it to the DBs because the DBs are always the fucking slowest to listen and they never want to fully get in the huddle. And then whoever's like the guy in the secondary is like right there in the huddle so he can carry off the coverage and echo. And then to me, I'm thinking like, you guys have to echo it

because there's only so much gas in the tank at all times on the field. So what do they do before the green dot? Oh, kind of hand signals. Oh, yeah, yeah, hand signals. Nebraska'd be like, if we're playing cover for Miami, it'd be Miami like waves, even double bracket, even double bracket. And then you would just know strong strong storm role strong strong storm role and you just know it's strong storm role to coverage. Yeah, I mean, that's a whole level to the game that I don't think we you don't pick up watching on TV unless you've actually been in that helmet. You hear the

play. You see all the guys on the sidelines too. Like summer dummy calls. Yeah, the fake one. I'd be really good at that. I would only see the dummy calls. I'm like fuck. I would grab my dick. What you said gas in the tank. I'd be really get it that way. I would only see the dummy calls and be like, fuck, I would just grab my dick. What you said, gas in the tank. I love asking this about guys who played at what point in a drive are you like, fuck this? How many plays? If they convert a first down on like, if it's the first play, you're like, okay, reset, reset. Hey, a new three and out opportunity, you're boys. But when they convert a third down, it's just, God, it bums you out. Especially when it's like third or six plus.

Right. If it's third or six plus and they convert it, it just takes the wind out of your sail. And as far as gas tank goes, is if it's like once it gets over eight, eight plays, eight plays your puff and stuff. That's where it's like, when they're relaying it, it's like, hey, you guys have to be tight

so that way we can echo. Cause a middle backer who's like going around to everybody, you just get worn out by it. You ever in a situation where you had to let the other team score? I don't think so. We'll did have three interceptions. So all the times you got straight and over,

that was on purpose, is what you're saying? Every time what? You got ran over, that was on purpose, is what you're saying? Every time what? You got ran over, that was intentional. You were actually trying. Who was the big white running back for the Packers? John Kuhn. Oh, was he? Was it the full-up?

Yeah. Rihru? Who? Aaron Rihrupp, yeah. Yeah, yeah, RIP. Was he like 22 or something like that? Number 20 something? Probably, yeah.

But anyway, when I first got to the Raiders and John Groodin was like introducing me to the team. He pulled up like my highlight tape. And it was basically like me making plays, but the lowlights of them and Rip like ran me the fuck over. Yeah. One play, tackle them, but literally back on the ground runs me over for like two yard gain.

So it's a huge job. I did my job. I can't get a first down if you have a studio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that happens. Are you thinking like the second you're on the ground, like that. Yeah, I can't. Yeah, I think that happens. Are you thinking like the second you're on the ground, like that's going to look so bad on television.

I think in my head this is going to look bad on television, but I make sure to let him know like, hey, that's still a tackle. Yeah. I was like, hey, good hit. Good hit. That's still a stat in my book. Yeah, right. I got the stat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to win every chance you get, you know, you got to take those wins. Yeah. to win. Every chance you get, you know, you got to take those wins. Yeah. Every win. Alright, so what team do you have right now that's surprising you? Surprising? Yeah.

You're like, oh shit. They look good. Maybe it's like coach that you want to play cool? I know we've talked about it on Pro Football Show, but the Lions. Yeah. The Lions, I feel like they had a speech a couple weeks ago talking about like if this is going to be a real content or a team. Clearly that's been a speech that sucks

stuck with me because I've brought it up probably any conversation. Big cat and I are in. And against the Panthers. Yeah. He's like, you they're going to be a real contender this year. Like these are the games you take care of because to Taylor's point earlier, there are times where you're like winning and you're feeling good and then all of a sudden you play down to the level of competition that you play and The lions just taking care of business every week keeping the bugs out of the end zone last week I feel like the lions are like it's like the new lions brand that everybody's talking about the new lions Yeah, how bad how bad do you wish you could have played for Dan Campbell bad?

He's got it He's got to be like the ultimate anyone who's retired like damn I die for that guy Yeah, cuz now like being on this side, you watch the hard knocks. Like the ones with the Jetsis here, and you see Coach Sala, and you see all of those speeches, and listen to the camaraderie going on with those guys, you're like, man, and when you saw Aaron go down,

and you're just like, oh, you're just like, boom, because you saw how close everybody was getting during the hard knocks. Those are the times where you actually like, miss and reminisce on like those dog days in the hotels that you're just in the suck with the boys in training. Is it one of those things where it sucks at the time?

And then the farther you get away from it, you're like, man, that was awesome. Whatever thing was terrible. I like, I can show you videos after we get off here, but I still like the other week I was watching old videos of training camp like when guys are doing the talent show and not even that, but sitting out when we're all having coffee before a special team's meeting.

And one of the old linemen sitting there playing his guitar and singing music, singing like Sam Smith, and doing really well in your just like, man, you know, we were in some really good times, you just miss. You do a pretty good variable impression too, don't you? I dabble in the label. Can you break it out? Like right now, give the Titans a speech right now

because they just they they refuse to admit that time zones exist. So they went over to to England, got their ass kicked and then they come back to got the the Texans next week, I believe. Yeah. Or the Falcons. Maybe the Falcons. I think they're wearing their throwback oilers helmets. Yeah. Next week when they get back. So can you juice the boys up? As variable. Vrable, man, I tell you what, that mid season the boys down to and four into the by week is not a fun variable you want to necessarily be around all the time. But if I had to think of the things he's saying,

it would be like, I hope you guys are reading what's out in the media. We suck, Jeff doesn't want to play. Derek wants to get traded. Ryan Tannahill's quitting on the team. Where black this weekend boys? Everybody thinks we're dying against the Texans. We're dead right now.

Where black? Because it's a funeral game. And he's just giving you all the juice and the motivation to be like, literally everybody's counting you out. You guys are all here. And hey, what round were you drafted? You're like undrafted. Yeah, nobody wanted you.

What round were you, six round? Nobody wanted you. Sec around, 32 teams passed up on you. Thankfully, we negotiated your contract and got you here. We're the only ones that want you right now. It's stuff like that. Yeah, I like that. All right, so in your career, you can maybe speak to this

because this is where, what, we're mid-October week seven at what point Does the air come out of the room what record where you're like oh because I would assume in September You're still riding high from camp. You're like alright. We can write this. Oh, we're one and two one and three We can write this at what point you're like. Oh, no, we suck We can write this at what point you're like oh no, we suck Maybe we're the the boys in two-tone blue or a two-tone blue right now really and just it there's a lot of different dynamics Right like you could have you could be two and four but maybe the divisions kind of like you know The teams are headed you are three and three or four two and they're not like a solid four and two similar like the bucks are three and two But if you're you know what are the saints right now

saints are two two and three or three and three it's like you still have time there like I know the year we went to the playoffs that you like that year where we you know the whole stipulation was when we were down what was our record then when we won that Tampa Bay the box family right it was similar to that yeah yeah it was like similar to that and then you start stacking you start you get one win then you drop another you get one when you drop another and then the media is like you guys are playing you know you just know you play well one game and then make some mistakes in the second game like you just got to get two wins then when you finally get two wins there's like a new life that comes about so it's like it's like a long year I feel

like it depends on how other teams in your division look. Okay, that makes sense. Like if you're, you know, if you're like the jets, that to me, that's another surprising team that's playing well. Yeah. Based on how they started, you would think like they're dead, right? Yeah. But the last two weeks they put together, you can now build some momentum on that, even though you have the bills and Miami in your division, it's kind of like, hey, just keep fucking playing. Like keep all we got to do is win one game at a time.

Just, all we have this week, who's gonna just play this week? They're by. A by. But coming back from the bites, I, hey, let's just focus on this one game this week, win one game that's always. Winning a division game.

Yeah, like you have to do all the things when you play. When you play a division game, it's, hey, this game's one and a half. Like, just focus on what's in front of it this week and the good coaches who can kind of like, not brain brainwash, but like kind of frame that type of thinking. And if you have the right amount of vets in the room, you can you can always like reignite a fire. I mean, the Titans are two and four. They went on that run. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So off that, what was the worst team you're on? Like what was the record?

Probably it had to have been the first year, it had to have been the first year, yeah, first year on Washington. I think we went three and 13 London letters last year. All right, so three and 13, at the end of the season are like, we always obviously believe like you can't take

and tankin' the NFL cause everyone's playing for a contract. But is there like when you get to that point in the season like December and you're three and 13, are you like, are the guys individual guys still like fired up or is like what is the locker room looking? It changes from playing on the front of your jersey to playing for the name on the back your jersey And not like a selfish. I don't give a shit if you fail type of mentality But like a guy in my situation coming up before the captain and being a starter

But it would be it doesn't matter what our record is. I'm literally thinking like I have to like a guy in my situation coming up before the captain and being a starter, but it would be, it doesn't matter what our record is. I'm literally thinking like I have to get better at all times, or as coaches are gonna think like I'm replaceable. So there's some guys who are thinking like, they might pack it in and quit if they're like a star on the team or a good player, they know they're gonna be

back next year, they kind of don't give a shit because they just don't have, they're just not really worried about like losing their job. But then you got guys who are really like, they don't give a shit because they just don't have, they're just not really worried about losing their job. But then you got guys who are really like, they don't give a shit if the front-off is like, hey, they think we're taking it. And I'm just taking like, yo, I'm trying to work my tail off

to try and get back next year. I always just like, when we get to like week 17 and 18 and you're watching it and you see like starters like, I would just be like, yo, hey, let's take it easy. Like, if I didn't have a job next year, I don't, come on. It's like, no, that is not your crazy. No, and that happens.

And it kind of depends on the head coach. Like, if a head coach, you feel like he's on the hot seat and everything else and you kind of just know he's probably gonna be gone. Like, his messaging is, let's enjoy these last couple weeks together. And you're like, okay, you know what's happening here? Like, if we don't win, we're all gonna lose our jobs

because they're gonna bring in a new head coach, they're gonna bring in a new staff. And a lot of you guys that I brought in are gonna be gone as well, unless you do something late in the year. Like when you're playing pick up basketball and you're like, hey, just us having agreement on the side, I'm not gonna try that hard and often.

You don't try that hard to defend me. I'm just gonna shoot it if I get it right. We're not here to impress anybody. What about players' only meetings? Did you ever take part in a player's only meeting? Yeah, there's one here to press anybody. What about players' only meetings? Did you ever take part in a player's only meeting? Yeah, there's one that's actually sticking out during that three and 13 year because there's a lot of internal,

like that's when Shanahan and them got fired, I believe. Yep. But there's a lot of that internal conflict that kind of happens. Everybody starts covering their own ass, like coaches, their coaching for them. Like everyone's trying to do the finger pointing game. And I remember London Fletcher like one of the coaches

wanted him to give a speech and wake everybody up type of thing and London went up there and started to go in on the even the coaching staff for wanting it. Y'all want to me to give a fucking speech? Like and we're trying to coach and people got their phones out. We got coaches in the back. They got their fucking phones out. I don't give a shit what you're doing.

Like he's like he's saying like this is my last year. I don't give a shit. What you're doing? He's saying, this is my last year, I don't give a shit. What you write on your notebook? Draw my fucking face if you have to. And he's like, linebacker set the tone. Linebacker set the tempo and his eyes are just glaring. He's staring at each dude in the room to where you're like, okay, this is a true linebacker leader, Captain, London, Fletcher, this is all of it.

Kind of like probably I would assume, you know, if Ray Lewis was in your face running at you. Right, right, right. But talking about, I don't, you know, draw the motherfucker if you have to fake it. Like, I don't care if you're not doing anything in your board, you pull your phone at a game, basically, he's going to fight you. Like, I like that. That was the time where you're just thinking, oh, get right. But some happen, but usually it's, it's the night before a game. Yeah. Guys will be, I remember DeShaw and Goldston.

He's the best, too. But Sean Goldston, he's like a little talking. Hey, coach, coach, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all get out of here. And he goes, you gotta look at him, you kinda like looking around smiling with the boys. Like, what's DeGold about to say? And then he just talk about like unity.

And like, a man of a few words, but you say enough to where you're like, yeah, we'll get behind each other. Some guy stand up and say something out of nowhere and you're like, hey, this is not the right moment. Oh, you just stand up and say something. But those players, only ones happen. I would say they hit about 35, 40% of the time.

Yeah, we were, we were bustin' Max's balls because the Eagles had one the other day and we're like, you can't burn these. Like you can't just do it every week. Yeah, you really can't. And you need somebody who's actually kind of moving you will like when they're speaking. Like you're just thinking like it really means a lot to this motherfucker and he's actually speaking to it.

He's kind of calling some of our own bullshit out. Right. And you're kind of like, yeah, this dude's right. But if you get somebody who's kind of like, you know, kind of feeling their way through it, kind of talking, not really making a whole lot of eye contact, kind of just saying stuff. We're just like, all right.

Like a bad best man's speech. Yeah, you're like, man, you're like, all right bro, just get like, this is fucking, this is force. Coach told you to do this. Right, right, right. But I think there's definitely some truth to that. Like the Eagles are really fucking good. They had an unfortunate loss that came down to the end of that game.

Doing a player's only meeting that early on in the season feels like that's a their present panic button. Wait, they did. Yeah, well, it was a zero play or zero coaches meeting. It was, it was a little bit. It was after the game. I think it was in the locker room. And instead of the coach, instead of Cereani talking to the team, the players talked to

the team. Kind of Sireani talking to the team, the players talked to the team. Kind of a player's only. Only the players talked. That's, yeah, that is like tough. Just because I think like ultimately, jailing through three picks, like that's like, that's just, there was a bad game right there

that they could have probably, you know, they had some mistakes and stuff like that, but they're gonna, to me, they're gonna bounce back. What I like about the Eagles is they're not like, like when Dallas is up, right? Dallas, you hear them being up. You got Parsons doing his thing, but when the Eagles are up, they talk about it

like how long of a season it is and they can never get too high. They try and stay steady, so I would assume that a vet felt some type of way or some guys felt some type of way to just, hey, wake the fuck up. And I think that the way the Eagles are like a player-led team has been so beneficial. And I think it allows like Jalen Herstler kind of come into his own like leadership role

himself, because he's got Lane, he's got Jason who's been steady, Brandon Graham. Is Fletcher Cox still there? Yeah. Yeah. Now, you got all these guys who have been staples that they've been able to create this culture in Cereani. He's like a, you can tell he's like a player type coach. And then they have enough, you know,

a couple divas here and there that they all jail really well because they have such stable veteran leadership. So maybe somebody felt like, hey, there was some plays in this game that legitimately we should not have fucked up. And the hey, reset, like this is not, this is not who we are. We're gonna go home next week and take care of business.

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who makes a joke when you're not supposed to. No, no, no. I think you might have been that guy. Were there moments where you made a joke or tried to give a speech and you're like, whoops, that was a mistake. Not speeches, I felt like anytime I did this speech thing, I would, I've number one, I'd be in my own head,

but it'd be a very planned out thing. And some guys would be like, yo, you like you have to say something type of thing. And you get like nervous to do it. But yeah, there's been a couple in more so meeting rooms, not like out in a team environment. Usually like, you know, if you hit like a fart or something in the middle of a team meeting,

those usually land. You're right. They're like a well placed fart. Right, right. But there'd be something like, you know, whether it's a linebacker meeting or a defensive meeting to where I'm like doing a joke thing in the corner is like, hey, we all right, come on.

Like, we got a, oh, that's got to feel so bad. Yeah, I like to to like like elementary school Yeah, but you know it's because it's like we would be if we're like sitting in a row and me and the Trent Murphy we would always like you know whenever you get a beat on what somebody's how they are daily like whether it's certain words they're saying analogies they're always using or something just because you can only say so much all the time. We would just like draw things or like write little quotes and make each other laugh to be like, hey, what's so funny? I don't know.

No. Yeah, I would be like, happen to be all the time. With the break you guys up like in school when you're like, okay, you two can't sit together. I can't trust you. Yeah, sometimes. We do like, yeah, me and Murphy, me and Trent Murphy would, they would, hey, you guys need it. You guys just need to sit away from me

and show they're like, will, you gotta focus up. When I was young, though, I never did it. I got caught dosing off one time because I was on practice squad. So they're watching me and Coach Hasel, Jim Hasel was our decordinator at the time. And we're watching tape where the linebackers need to be in there to see all the motions

and everything going on. But again, I'm on P squad.. Like, I'm just in there. And I start like, dozing off. And I got my ass jumped for that one. That was like a man. That was like, they even joke told me and said, hey, this is gonna be a $10,000 fine. And then I'm thinking like, you know, this is,

they had to ultimately tell me it was a joke because I was so like in a blender, like felt, I mean, it just makes you feel so shitty. Right. You agree though, I would fuck that up. Yeah, I would definitely. But I would be next to you and like laughing. And afterwards I'd be like, God, why am I sitting next to you?

I just always think like I do actually think I'd be a good locker room guy, but I also would be like, fuck with like a guy who doesn't want to be fucked with and then be like pissed. I think in baseball, I think you'd be a great clubhouse guy. But I'd like fuck with the starter and they'd be like, that's not funny and I'd be like, oh fuck. B.C.'s the guy you want to go sit with in the cafeteria,

be around during all of training camp because he's saying jokes about the suck that makes it like, this is awesome, let's go hate our lives for the next couple hours. But when you're losing, and he's kinda like, it's kinda like, hey bro, we got a kind of thing. I find humor in like bad sheets. Yeah.

Yeah. We suck. Yeah. Like, you're gonna get cut? Yeah. You're gonna get cut? Well, I'm doing this walk through and it's like, hey, hey, come on, let's just,

we were talking about the Patriots earlier and how, like Bella Check has made his name off. Like, mother fucking everybody in the meeting rooms, right? Like, he was the only one that could say shit to Tom Brady. Yeah. But he would, he would cuss out the starters just as much as anybody else. And now they stink.

And I feel like Bella Check is probably still doing that same stuff. If you just have a coach that's being a super hard ass, all the time, if you're good, he can like, he can motivate you to take that extra step. But then if you're just on a terrible, terrible team and you've just got like a shit talking head coach, is there a point where that just turns everybody off and people start tuning you out?

Yeah. You don't want to come to work. Like you're like, you're like, fuck, how many more weeks do we got left? And then you start thinking about, you know, what you start looking at the last game, the date of it. So that way you can make plans after because you're just, you start thinking about, you know, what, you start looking at the last game, the date of it. So that way you can make plans after because you're just, you're literally like, you're like checking out because the head coach, if he's being like an asshole and you're like, in the, if you're in the hole, I get it.

If bad football is being played, like, we got to watch the critically, you got, we got to look at ourselves closely, we got to change some things up. But if you're an asshole, like, at all parts of the day the day like you are the one influencing the entire team like I get it We all everybody like I know for me. It's like I feel if I play bad I'm feeling shitty that we can't get it done whether or not you guys got you have guys you bitch about the calls You got this but then there's guys or it's like as long as we all execute like it doesn't fucking matter We just got a we got to put some winning tape out there and then you got a head coach. it's like as long as we all execute, like it doesn't fucking matter. We just gotta, we gotta put some winning tape out there. And then you gotta head coach that's like being,

he's shitty to be around. It's like, you don't even wanna like come to work. You're like, if you feel him bust balls and be like, hey, loosen up, like let's have some juice, let's have some energy. You think like, okay, I can get, I can get myself out of this hole and it's good that he's being this way

because it's gonna make for a productive practice. But if he's being an asshole, it's going to make for a productive practice. Right. But if he's being an asshole, you're just thinking like, man, it sucks to be around just because you feel like you can't do nothing right. It's like something as small as like, I'm not saying this happens in the NFL, but in college, it's like white in your shirt tucked in. If you're winning, no one gives you shit if you're sure to stuck in. But if you're losing all of a sudden, literally everything you're doing matters.

Like if you got to go to the bathroom, yeah, if you got to go to the bathroom during a meeting, it's like, you know, we're not doing all the little things. And it's just like, now we're harping, we're like micro-managing at this point. And so it is, it's like a, it just sucks the spirit out of the building. And it gets dark later in the year,

it gets dark early at like five. So you're just like, you just low, you honestly, you're like, hey, you like hate going to work. That sounds miserable actually, like being on the Patriots right now, it would suck, because at least in years of past where you might have like a little downturn

in the middle of the season, you at least know that if Belichet comes in and starts ripping you apart for film or he's just like overbearing being an asshole, he's doing it because you have a chance to win a Super Bowl and to achieve something special. And now it's like they don't have that carrot that they're dangling.

So it's like why am I doing this? Like this sucks. I kind of feel bad for Patriots players at this point. It's weird to say but I do. I've never like obviously I haven't gotten to be in like a bell check meeting. But yeah, I wonder what that vibe is like. It's like if you're Mac Jones right now. It'd be good. He haven't thrown him, you know, you haven't thrown a touchdown check meeting. But yeah, I wonder what that vibe is like. It's like if you're Mac Jones right now.

It'd be good. He haven't thrown, you know, you haven't thrown a touchdown all October. It's like, I wonder what it is like being in those guys' heads like when that's happening. But yeah, man, it's like Jay, like Jay Grootin, like, positive when, if we'd be losing or we would down, or we'd be down, he would always keep like,

you know, an optimistic energy about him to wear, you know, it'd more so be you and you're the position coaches and others that are kind of like being assholes. And you're like, all right, you can deal with that. But if your head coaches being that way, you're just, he moves the entirety because of his assholes tight. All the coordinators assholes tight, which is going to trickle down to the assistant coaches. They're overcoaching you and being over analytical about every step you're taking towards,

I, hey, man, I know I get it. It's probably bad in those coaching meetings right now, but you don't gotta, you don't have to bring all this bad energy to the meeting room. Yeah, man. I would like to just hang out in the locker room once. Just, yeah. Yeah, I think you miss that. Oh, I do. I've missed those parts. It yeah, I'm the boys. Yeah, I think yeah. I think you miss that.

Oh, I do. Yeah, yeah. I've missed those parts. It's like being on the field unless it's like those big games where you're like, oh man, this is the shit that you strive to try and play for. It's like when Siriany, when he was crying during the Super Bowl last year and you're like, you're sitting there looking

at some point, you can kind of chuckle. But then there's like a massive party that's like, man, right when the season ends and you give yourself two weeks off and then you're at it. You're like every workout, every week, every day, training camp, OTAs, all of it tried leading you to get to this game. And it's like those are the things. Those are the, those are the things that you miss it.

How's your chugging going these days? Good. I don't know if you guys saw beer Olympics. It makes me laugh every time. I was next to fast chuggers, but I do feel like I got a little bit more respect. The two things you do that make me laugh every time and you keep doing is the chuggings

and when you take people for a walk. When you take people for a walk, I laugh every single time. I like when you tuck people in. Yeah, that's the best. Yeah, talking and talking like a little child. Uh huh. I do, I do, I get a lot of joy out of it Sometimes you got to try and figure out am I doing this too much? No, I don't think I think you've hit gold with those two

Like I really do what are we down to like nine ten seconds on a beer on a beer. I don't know you guys got a beer We got a beer somewhere sure. No, thanks. Yeah, thanks chain. Do we have it? Do we have a torch like the fridge? It was a what was the chug was a three beer chug at the at the Olympics? I know Taylor's talking about earlier. That's why I'm looking at you like yeah, PFT and I are verbally sort of in for the Olympics. We're interested. Yeah, we're at the top. Remember like when LeBron said he wanted to do the dunk contest that year.

Yeah, that's what me and Big Cat are at. Yeah, right. Like it looks awesome. We're not as being floated around. I do think that we need to figure out a way to possibly bring security For ourselves because I said this to I said this to Will and Taylor PFT I think you probably I said it about both of us. I think you probably agree like we Are pretty good at talking shit. If we get drunk, we'll talk more shit. And I think there might be a point where we're talking shit to a level that some of the other drunk guys

who are a lot bigger than us and are like, these guys think they're smarter than us and we're a fuck. I could see, saying the wrong thing to Taylor. Yeah. And then Taylor just slapping me. Yeah, and also just, Taylor, somebody who will shit talk,

it just, it goes like, it's a hard like, hey, there's a line. Yeah, and when he grow, like, don't you only gotta look at my man and talk about how he writes the bench and like, you were, you know, it's like, relax, he's working hard for where he's at.

So, yeah, I think we're verbally in though. I think we're verbally in it. I think it would be a very fun time. You guys would be a great addition. I really don't think anything would happen. No, I don't think anything would happen. I actually wanted to play pool basketball. Right, that's the problem.

Yeah. I saw our guy Shane get just bullied in the pool. And it's like, that would have been me because I would be like, yeah, like, oh yeah, kid, I'll back you down and then I'll just be like, you know, fucking sharpshooter from Michael Chandler and be like, how this happened. So, I know, I watched Shane's beer Olympics

and I know every step that he took is the exact same step I would take. Come in, talk shit, also maybe kind of want to wrestle with the boys and then next thing you know, you wake up with a shit load of bruises and injuries. What are the events? Walk me through the the run down. So the ones we did this past year, which now it seems like we could be going somewhere else, but it was uh, they got to add beer to.

You got a beer chug like a three beer chug to start and that kind of seed you based on the tournament. It's not worth as many points. Is it three beer chug like between two people or between your teammates? There's it's two on two. Okay. And then you're part of like that heat to where you're all getting timed, they take the average, and then you get seeded going into the four games. The four games were flip cup, beer pong, beer ball.

Then maybe that was it. Beer pong, flip cup. Which beer ball? You got a great, that's the one that will get us hurt. Beer ball. They play like hardcore defense. Yeah, beer ball. That's one where I saw James feel like run across the table

and like box someone out. You might have done it. He has me. Yeah, that was, I was blacked out. Yeah. But beer ball is like we're a can of beer sitting on each corner and you take a ping pong ball and you throw it at the beer can and wherever it bounces, the team defending has to grab it

and touch the table. But if say it hits the can, they'll be stitches. They'll be starting to choke. And people have some gray area rules. Like George plays in a way. Like when we went to Kittle Fest, he plays, his rules are so dialed that

not one drop can come out of the beer can for three seconds. Which is like, you have to, as you're chugging, you have to like suck and blow, suck and blow. So that way, because if you do this and one drop comes off, you have to, as you're chugging, you have to suck and blow. So that way, because if you do this, and one drop comes off, you have to get a new beer. Which is like, that's a little too hard. Yeah, that's serious stuff. Yeah, beer die though, it's gotta get added. Beer die is a fun game.

It's the best game. And then the two final teams, they do like this, we basically did like a big relay, but at that point it was dark, and it was like, this is probably not the best. I used to do at Beer Olympics, we'd do Ring of Fire, where you stand around a big relay, but at that point it was dark and it was like this was probably not the best. I used to do at beer Olympics we do ring of fire where you stand around a keg right and you have to take a shot and chug a beer and then the next person has to take a shot chug a beer all while ring of fire the song is playing. See how many times you can go around the circle before the song is over. Now that was a lot of puke.

It's pretty good. There was a lot of puke involved in that. You also should do for the final two teams, which we used to do in college is just do beer pong, but the whole cup is tables. It takes a while, but it's fun. Because you end up with like weird, like you got like three over here and two over here and like, it's your, you put all the, like,

entire table is, the entire table is cups. So it's like 50 on 50 cups. The mistake we made was doing 10, like 10 cups for beer pong Yeah, the entire table is cups. So it's like 50 on 50 cups. The mistake we made was doing 10 cups for beer pong because it took such a long time. That might be the only problem with beer die. But you could play a short game, you could play a five or something. Yeah, because that was the only thing, because I brought a beer die, but I felt like I was when the room when we were all trying to figure out the games, I felt like I was the

the only one who had played it, so guys didn't really understand how fun it was. It is so much fun. Especially if you can do it on grass, and you can dive for the... Yeah, the best. I would say, what is it, six cup pong? Yeah. Is that the one down from 10?

And get flip cup out. Trade out flip cup for beer die. Yes. Go beer die, beer ball, because I think beer balls are great time. I think we just gotta be careful like how we kinda get injured. Yeah, and just like, people are drinking while are drinking a wall. They're playing drinking games,

not realizing how fucked up we are going to be because the energy is so high that we do this. We did the anthem with the rookies, the rookie ol' lines there singing the national anthem, the sun's out. Everybody's just like excited about how fun this could be. So, everybody's getting pretty much drunk by the time you play the second game. Yeah, you pregame for the Is going to be an awesome party and then you have to compete Because they'll take me and say he's like hey practice practice choking. I'm like bro I'm gonna have to really drink like how why you making me drink this beer right now

They're right there. Chuck. Chuck it practice right now So for people watching on the YouTube Just so everyone knows, I'm gonna medics show up. So for people who are watching on the YouTube, don't try this at home, cause Will's been chugging for a very long time. Yeah, Jay's got the professional, and I don't wanna see anyone get hurt. Chugging like, Will, are you ready?

You time in? Three, two, one, go. Oh, he's chugging, chugging. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it rush in this. Beast. Oh man.

You're fucking monster. There he monster. Oh shit. Let's go Look at the boy you're gonna burp. You're gonna burp. You're going so fast look at the boy. Oh, no, oh and 20 seconds Let's go will That's tough That dude you have gotten better. I was trying to tell everybody That respect has grown because there's a lot of people talking shit I'm like I would I don't think people get like what it's like in real life compared to what you see on a screen. Yeah

Yeah, I mean people watching home. They're like I like it Chuck. No, you can't yeah No, no, all right I have one last question. Rowback question. It awesome. Well, you're one of our favorite guys. We love work with you. Can't wait to you come to the new office. Mix it up with the boys. Rowback question, R H O B A C K dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Q Zips, Polo's hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback dot com promo code take Jake. Take your stopwatch back out and give us a timer for a minute.

And because we haven't done it yet, I'm going to give you one full minute to talk about Nebraska. One full minute. One full minute to talk about Nebraska. What am I doing here? You want me to start? Whatever. No, wherever you think about the program right now, there's been a lot of it's already

started. You're talking about Nebraska right now. Are you pulling up stats? No, I'm just pulling up the, uh, the stand-up. You haven't, you haven't started the, you haven't started it. No, okay. All right.

I don't need the notes app. Okay. This is, because there's a lot of talk and Nebraska stinks. Will's delusional. He's the only one who still thinks that they're good. I'm not, okay, wait, is this, okay. Okay, you come in. Three, two, one, go.

I'm in my opinion, I know people think I'm delusional about it, but you have to have optimism when pulling for your program. And number one, we're not the same Nebraska team that like we were last year at the end of Scott Frost. Like rule is like a new era. And yeah, we're three and three and everybody's, oh, you got what by Colorado? The final score there doesn't tell the whole story. The whole story. Minnesota coming out

first week a Friday game. We had four turnovers in that game. You removed turnovers. I know, what are we three and three right now, but we're sitting at like we got to ask whoop by Michigan. But to think we cannot control the West, let me rattle you off the rest of our schedule. Mid uh Northwestern win Purdue win Michigan State. Purdue, win, Michigan State, a win. That's six and three, I got 17 seconds. That is six and three. Maryland, I had chalked up as a loss,

but Illinois just beat them. Like they're a beatable team. That's fast. You win that, you're seven and three, you're bowling, playing Wisconsin, who just lost to an Iowa team. And then at the very end, you have Iowa, which they're a beatable,

we can win the Big Ten West and go to Indy. Oh, I love it. He did it. One minute. I do. That was great. Do you believe that? No, I really don't know that.

None of it. Yes. Because you you were very convincing. Yeah, no, he's, but if you actually believe everything you said, you, you are delusional. No, will if you listen to will talk about Nebraska, they are like one play away from a championship. Is that true?

No, but he does it. It's a really good job. If we get to the big 10, you got to assume we're going to play, you know, we lost 45 to seven in Michigan. It's not like I think we go to the big 10 championship. Now do I think if we win the next six in a row, it's a different ball club going out to Indy ready to get revenge. Yes, but in my delusional think we're winning this game now that I'm saying it out like yeah, yes, you want six and a row. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look awesome. But momentum. What if you win the championship? What if what if you beat who are you

gonna play probably Ohio State and state Nebraska not out of the college And I'll be all of this tape Alba who's laughing now? Yeah, Alba might might lose through three games. Georgia might lose three games And then yeah, I think you guys are not getting in the You would be if you If you go on to feed from this point out I Think you would be the best three lost team in the country. If George also, it would be incredible.

Because then, the bad man had to win. We win team a few years ago. Yeah. That's of all time. So three wins now. There's no, I don't think there's a world there. Like, before the season started, I said, predicted nine and three. Ooh, I can, I see the path.

Like I know you're like saying, be optimistic on national championship. championship For me it's worrying about things we can control yeah, and right now if you see the rest of our schedule we truly have An opportunity to control the West yeah, if you guys strike a West ghost Like you so west goes through we Lincoln we are holding the gun Just get the boys back on the gear. I love it. Think about it. We got what by Michigan. And then we came out everybody's like, oh, they're probably not going to be Illinois. And we take care of business against Illinois. And a hard work is throwing all over the place. We tied some stuff up.

We're running that team out of the building. Yeah. And that's a good Illinois team. They beat Maryland. They're not. But I know you're right, but they beat Maryland who gave Ohio State a half. Okay. So here's. There's no.

Also, for team in the in the big 10. Just a thought. I think maybe Michigan Penn State, Ohio State are really, really good and like literally every other team stinks. I think what sucks, honestly, that's probably the truth is I, if there was one team I thought could win the West was you guys and that Is just like it blows my mind cuz I'm like okay, Wisconsin. I'll find my optimism in this But I do think Wisconsin probably wins the West but since they dropped to Iowa now it's true

Yeah, now it's anyone's game. Why it open for me? I get a Michigan question, right? Have you seen the news about Harball? Yeah, and I think 45, seven looks a lot different now. Coming out of Lincoln. You think you got all your plays? I think you got some of them.

Yeah. I don't, do you have any idea what the surveillance thing could be? Like, is he flying drones over practices? I don't know, dude. I try and think about that stuff. And even, even if I'm like, say they do get a beat on something. Outside of format, now college could be different because formations, alignment, whether the X is nasty

or outside the numbers, college tips you off a lot more than the NFL. So if guys have an understanding or the coaching staff has an understanding, there could be some wrinkles within the game that could take place, but it would still be hard to pull shit off. I mean, even if you knew shit before the game happens, it would be, it would be dumb of him to do this against shitty teams. Yeah. If you're going to do this, like no disrespect to Nebraska, but that's 45 seven looks a lot

better. But it does look different. But maybe wait to do this later on the season if he wasn't cheating What do you think scored? Like 30 37 listen? Listen, they knew that they knew so Nebraska was gonna go fourth and one out of the shotgun How do you know that so stop that example right there is like you still have to line up and play yeah, yeah There's some situations where you might have the, like again, I don't know until it comes out and you kinda, you can hear like,

if they actually cheated, I'd be fascinated to know like what they were actually doing because it's, I'm not really sure what all you can do outside of like taking signals, but you gotta adjust the, who the dummy is. And, you know, nothing would surprise about Harbond. Nothing, absolutely, like there's no level to which that he could have gone with this thing. but you gotta adjust who the dummy is. And you know, nothing would surprise him about Harbaud. Nothing, absolutely.

Like there's no level to which that he could have gone with this thing. Like the dude approaches running a football team like he runs the CIA. So any plot that he cooked up in his head to steal shit, you would not shock me with it. So I also, I don't really hate it. Yeah, I don't hate it either.

Like if you're a high level football coach like that, your ass is gonna be fired if you have two bad seasons back to back, right? So your job is predicated on you being excellent. Do whatever you have to do to be great. Yeah, and if you, yeah, it's like, do it. You don't get caught. Do it.

Yeah. Hey, what's funny is you said that. So the year we beat the Ravens in 2015, at the Ravens, it came down, I think we beat the Ravens in 2015 at the Ravens, it came down, I think we beat them like 17, 16. I had a tip off from somebody on the Ravens team that gave me a couple of their plays. A player.

A player. And so when they were backed up, we knew that they were running some trick play to come out because they knew what defense we said heavy in like when somebody's backed up So there's like one play we had tipped off. There's another one. We had tipped off on. Why do you give you that? It's a boy. Yeah, I'll tell you after okay. It was just a boy being a boy. Yeah a boy being a boy. Did you make a tackle? The that Ravens game was a yeah, that was a solid game for your boy outside the first drive. First drive was bad.

Ravens went down and scored. But I got Yanda that game and the last play on Tampa 2 when I hit who was the receiver over the middle that closed the game out. It was a juicy game for your boy and the fourth quarter. Oh, is it juicy game for your boy and the fourth quarter? All right. We'll love it. Love you guys.

Thank you, man. You're the best. We love you. And yeah, you're the best. Thanks. You are. We are. Can't wait to hang out some more. Yeah. Would you like make this official and be friends?

Yeah. Bar still HQ. Yeah. It's a common Thursday. We got to do something every Thursday. Yes. Whether it's a P day or something that's always lined up. Yeah.

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When you found it, we were like, I've got him. Yeah. Oh, he had a, I don't know if you looked over, but when we started talking about the Phillies, he had like a little Grinch smile that the smile just kept on curling and he was just like, he, he, he, he is great. Yeah, no, that was really bad.

His stack game isn't for everybody, Hank. No, yeah, I got, I got duped by a fake tweet, it's tough. No, no, you, you didn't, the tweet was accurate. You just misinterpreted it. Some call, someone said, because say that's fake fake news. Mm-hm. That's fake news. So that was my fire fest, my other fire fest, which I feel like is

probably if you had a list of my fire fest over the years losing headphones, probably, I don't know, five or six. Yeah, old time leader. Definitely. And... Did you airpods? So I, every time I lose AirPods, this is fuck. Huh.

Huh. Yeah, no, I know. This is interesting. Hank has poor-shamed me for using wired headphones. He has made fun of me many times for using wired headphones. Not many times. Many times.

They, uh, they don't fall out of pockets. And also, the microphone is better. I actually think that when, when Apple sat down, they designed the AirPods, they put them in the smoothest case possible that is the easiest to fall out of pockets. Yes. That's not a coincidence. Wide headphones are better.

The part, part one of the FireFest is that also fuck Apple because at an airport, I got like a secondary, like it was still like expensive, like 60 bucks or 70 bucks or something for a, a Bluetooth pair. And then it just like, secondary, it was still expensive, like 60 bucks or 70 bucks or something for a Bluetooth pair. And then it just, like, it, all the connection always sucks. And it's half works, half doesn't. Which definitely is Apple just being like, if it's not AirPods, the product's not going

to work as good. So fuck Apple for that. Then, which is just my dumb brain, I didn't check. I just thought the Apple store was open till 9. That was just the time I made up my head. So I walked there. I walked there on one day. I was like, no, that's pretty early.

We're in a city. And I walked there, got there like 815, realized they closed. And it was like a mile and a half walk. And I was like, oh yeah, I'll just walk. It's a nice exercise. I got plenty of time. Yeah, I was like a 35, 40 minute walk. If I just Uber there, I would have been there in five minutes.

Walk there, no headphones. And then I had to walk home. And now I'm traveling this week. And I have a shitty pair of Bluetooth headphones with one like, I don't you get. Why? I probably will. How did the silent walk go?

The TikTok walk. Oh yeah, you're Jen Zing. Yeah. Not great walking with music a lot better. I said that and I got shame for that. I was thinking about that the other day. Look at this. With the TikTok.

Yeah, take them. The silent one. No, they're basically telling women like go on a walk without your phone. So you can't call anybody getting trouble. And then that, it just seems very shady to me. See this everyone watching on the YouTube. I'm giving you a pair of wired headphones. Well, thanks because I the light for anyone who has this problem like Hank,

all you got gotta do is They're like 30 bucks. I buy like I bought like six pairs of them for the same price of the AirPods I should have them everywhere and I never I never have a problem So my last flights that I've taken I have not brought headphones by accident with me So I've had to buy headphones. I'm over to I'm gonna two game losing streak and buying the wrong kind of headphones Yeah, I want to plane with a car. Wired headphones. Go up into the past. They're wired.

They're not the right kind to hook up to an iPhone. There's nothing worse than getting on a plane, opening up a brand new pair of headphones that you buy out of a vending machine in the airport, and then you can't plug it in. Also, another plus for wired headphones, people don't bother you. Because they see that you have headphones in.

It's better. I know that the technology is cool and all this shit and you feel cool. I'm telling you, I'm staying on the soapbox, wired headphones, way to go. Microphones better, don't lose them. Yeah, they get a little tangled, but guess what, that's kind of fun. The only plus to the wireless is you can charge your phone

and then listen at the same time. Yeah, but who cares? Well, that's a, yeah, that can be a big deal sometimes. It's fine. Just charge your phone and then just switch back and forth. If you're trying to fall asleep, yeah, I'm just switching back and forth all the time. I actually did that last night.

I woke up with like 10%. You switched back and forth? No, I woke up. I woke up with 10% charge on my phone. That's a bad feeling. Starting your day off, I can't present charge. Does he might as well just die? Yeah, just not start and just don't go outside.

I get you calling sick. Yeah, although my friends low. I have noticed that they finally have gotten this fast charger down. Like the fast charger is insane. I'd say the fast charger is him. Yeah, it really is, because it's been the longest time where like, why can't they just have a charger,

the charger are phone quickly. Now I feel like if I plug in my phone, I'm like 30% on a college football saturday, maybe 20 minutes. Do you guys like the pads that you put your phone down on? No, they don't charge fast. That's the AirPods. Yeah, they try to make this technology

hands free, blue to all the shit. No dude, give me the fucking old-fashioned one. I have one in my car and it's like, it's never works. Yeah, very try to make this technology hands-free blue to all the shit. No dude. Give me the fucking old-fashioned. I have one of my car And it's like it's never works. Yeah, very slow charger. You just slowly lose battery instead of like fastly losing everything else about the cars Great though. Yeah, shout-out Chevy. Okay, PFT your fire fest So my fire fest we talked about a little bit on Wednesday Hank brought it up And you put me on the hot seat for the tattoo thing which which was him probably deflecting something else that was going on his eyes on the brain. Yeah, maybe the fill is winning. Yeah, and the Patriots, the Patriots stats are getting to Hank, big time.

No, I love him. They're getting to you so hard that you're trying to create your own stats. And you can't even do it. I love stats. Yeah. So, the tattoo thing, I have decided on a tattoo. So I'm gonna get a tattoo. It's going to be on my arm.

And it's not gonna be the plaid half sleeve yet. I'm gonna get that eventually though. That's gonna be my next one. But I'm gonna get a tattoo I think on my forearm, I write forearm. I like it. So it's gonna be sick and I will do it on the live stream. How's that?

Love it. Love it, that's not good. What's that? So it's gonna be for my dad. So it's something that he designed on there. Love it. I feel like the first tattoo that you get, so he used to design labyrinths, not like mazes, but like these,

I don't even know how to, how to explain. They're like symbols almost. And so he designed a bunch from some, we're gonna get one of those in my forearm. That's the real thing. It's too snowing and make fun of it. Yeah, we'd be like bad tattoo. It's a good design, yeah.

So I like it. Awesome. I'll be doing that. And the fire fest is that it's gonna probably hurt. But no. Some people tell me it feels good. Might just feel good. I might also still get, if we get it on the live stream, there's a good chance I just get a quick one as well. Yeah. Because might also still get if there's if we get it on the live stream. There's a good chance

I just get get a quick one as well. Yeah, cuz it's gonna be right there. He's gonna be here. She will be there here. She By the way, we should make sure That the part might take studio out as soon we could go live on YouTube if there is a game seven because we would definitely want to do a live stream from there Yeah, I'm sure everything will be built and set up and perpetuating. Okay, we're about to lie to you. I think Hank is guaranteed it. Yeah, I know. But wasn't he being weird when we're at it?

He was being so weird. There's something that he's not telling us. There's something you're not telling us. Oh, he tell it now. Tell you put yourself on that lottery machine. Didn't you tell it, Hank? Did you wrap something for yourself? Tune into it.

Oh, you motherfucker. What are you not better? Oh you mother fucker. What are you? You better I'll I'll throw that lot out burn it P.O. Shame well if you try to do something Just trying to help the program. No You put his numbers on all all you put to number six is in there. I'll rip that thing down I'm gonna count what yeah I got it at the Oscars, they have the counting firms. I think what he did is he probably put something like a plaque or something a memorial

to him hitting the lottery ball on the lottery ball machine. There's only one way to find out and that's Tuesday. I'm telling you right now, it's actually another way to find out. I see if you just tell us. I will throw that thing in the garbage. I mean, I haven't seen it in the flesh. Okay. But it's all lottery ball machine. It's not your lottery ball. Show me the mockup, Hank. I'm well aware.

Jake, can you please get on top of this? Find out where it is. Find out that it's in safe hands. Find out that Hank's not doing anything to it. Yeah. Thank you. Get on the case. I have an idea. All right. Get on the case. Okay. So my fire fest, we were talking about the studio earlier, looks incredible. Office is going to blow people's minds. So the office schedule, the official, official opening of the entire office is going to be

probably the second week of November. We will be in our studio next week, but it's a slow. We got to get occupancy in half the office, all that stuff. And it is going to look very clean, very awesome. People are probably going to be like, what the fuck? You know, it's too clean. No one's going to, I don't, I don't, we've done this twice. Yeah, we've jumped up to, like, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, New York was also clean. No, this one looks nicer to start. The one in New York looks nice. No, I've just like lights and shit and looks cool. Sure. All right, either way, yes.

I'm agree with you. I just know like people would be like, oh, this is too professional for them. We will junk it up. And here's where the junk it up happens. What? You don't think people's nights see that? They don't know why.

I mean, it's professional. It's professional podcast. The beauty of the studio. Our other studio was also a professional podcast. No, our old studio member was blank and then we junked it. We also get away with all the stupid shit. Like when one of us says it completely incorrect stat, we get away with that because it looks unprofessional.

Correct. I'm not worried, Hank. I'm just saying, I'm letting people know it's going to look awesome and don't worry because we're going to junk it up and here's where the junk it up part happens. There's a fire fist. Why would you have it look awesome all the time? No, I don't want that. I see.

Because it doesn't. Hank, it looks awesome. It doesn't actually look awesome. Yeah. Got it. It looks like every other podcast. Got it. We want to look like ourselves.

We should do the podcast in bed. It does look awesome. The place looks incredible. Lottery machine confirmed that it will be ready to his day. But no, I need you to get it. I need to do just take my report. I need to make sure to get it so that he can't do anything to it. We need to locate you need to be the person who makes sure it's there. Not him He's gonna do something all the dog any road You're gonna go back. It's gonna lead to me Jake if I have to get involved get me involved you're involved right now check your phone Oh, this is probably a text threat that I never responded to Jake

We need you to be like like a garden a video game like an old video game that just walks pastes back and forth constantly What you guys are so next? The next six days, just guarding that machine, making sure Hank doesn't screw it, because it's on nice. Hank will weigh down balls. He will. Okay. All right, now I'm getting some explanations. Yeah. Listen to the episode I have no idea what Hank's talking about. Machine was delivered last week.

It's getting wrapped between tomorrow and Monday. All right. All right. We're good. Not a thing. All right. I got it. Okay.

Two-by-fire fest. The studio. We were walking around the new office, taking a tour. And this is a fire fest for me and UPFT. Viewing everything incredible. Walked around the corner into this big room, it's just filled with our junk that we never threw away. Did they ship to us from New York? Including the old audio machine.

Big time problem. I was like, what is all this? And then Pete was like, I think it's your stuff and I started looking closer. There was like a guitar. There's a bunch of jerseys. I think my golf clubs are there. I 100% when I was like yeah, just because here's how my how stupid I am when we moved out in New York

I did really want to pack so I said just ship it all being like that will never happen Well, guess what it's happened. They've shipped all of our junk and now we have to figure out what to do with it We are like dogs get all of our junk and now we have to figure out what to do with it. We are like dogs. That's so fun. Don't have object permanence. So we haven't seen all the junk in like three months. We just assumed it was gone.

Hey, hey, saw me. I was just like, what the fuck is this? And yeah, so we have an entire room of junk that we're gonna have to deal with. I can help you guys. Thank you. I don't think it's organized. But no, the organization is not the problem.

The only thing I care about if they better have sent all the Blake portal strategies that we've accumulated because we have, I think five of them. We need to make a wall of Blake, we need Marie Condi, Condi or whatever. I can help organize this week if you need it. No, the problem that we have Jake is, you need to like, I don't know how you can do it, but like subtly let us see things. And if we don't have a reaction to it,

you can just throw it out. Because a lot of the stuff I thought was thrown out, but it's here. And now I started to look through it and I was like, oh shit, I'm happy they saved this. Never will wear it. That's the problem. I've done a lot.

Yeah. So we have, PFT, we have an entire room full of shit. Yeah, that's going to save you. They shipped my, I thought that was no longer a problem we'd have to deal with. They shipped my locked, uh, cabinet drawer. I don't even know what's in it. I was just like, I don't want to clean it. I found some very old drugs in my cabinet.

Oh, I did. I did some very old drugs. What are you going to say, Max? I, to their defense. I, no, it's not their problem at all. They did what we said. You, I want to thought you should have thrown that thing out. Of course.

You brought it into the studio one day and you were like, you need to make sure that this gets shipped out. I need this in Chicago. And I was like, what, in my head, I was like, what do you, like, you need to make sure that this gets shipped out. I need this in Chicago. And I was like, what in my head, I was like, what could you possibly need from this? I'm thinking of it. Hold phones and computers. That's what you kept saying.

Hold phones and computers, which is the easiest thing to throw out. No, I never knew. What is someone steals my data, dude? You might have pictures. You might have pictures that you want. You, I'm not. I'm not telling you this right now, Max.

That cabinet is not going gonna be open for you. It's gonna be a time capsule. We're gonna open it in 10 years. That was like a very important thing. You were like, make sure that they send this to me in Chicago. I was like, okay. It's like bank statements.

I remember Billy was next to me in the room. He was like, oh, Pikachu, he has so much money in there. Like, that was like his first thought was like, how can I get the money? If I do, that would be sick Yeah, he's got an angle yeah, hey you saw it. It's bad. Yeah, we got a plan what you Max knows me knows Oh You guys are so nice. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's got Hank is up to some shit

Oh, I actually do know that I don't know what it is. What are you doing with their stuff? Don't worry Oh, man. It means looking at me weird now, too Why don't you just trust me You guys are gonna you are acting shady over there. He's so shady I said the lottery ball machine would be set up for Tuesday and it will be factor fiction But we're asking what are you gonna do with this stuff get rid of the stuff you don't want and keep the stuff that we do And what did you do to our lottery ball machine find out Tuesday? I'm trying to I'm actually care about this new studio

Revealed tees. I'm trying to you know, it's gonna be great. I keep saying it's gonna be awesome awesome Yeah, it's gonna be great. I keep saying it's gonna be awesome awesome. Awesome. Yeah, it's gonna be great It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna look Cool and the clips are gonna look awesome and you shouldn't Everyone should be happy about no everyone will be happy everyone will be happy You're like prepping them to be them to be mad. No, I'm not prepping them to be I just don't know what kind of monkey business hangs been pulling I'm telling that it's gonna look clean and we're not clean guys and then it will not look machine to look clean and awesome. Yeah, I'm I

There's nothing bad about this new studio. It's like the perfect studio. I was in it and it looks it is no It will be I don't you got to give it a couple of weeks to work. There's gonna be some kinks you gotta iron out. Yeah, and we gotta put our junk in there. Yeah, yeah, we gotta junk it. Yeah. I feel like people should be able to smell the studio

when they're watching it. Exactly. We're gonna get lived in there. We're gonna really live in it. We have four TVs now too. That's great. Or in the studio? Yeah.

That's a perfect amount of TVs for a studio too. Do we have any in the booth? Uh, thank you. Yes, we have a booth now, which will be sick. Have you thought about what you're doing? So Max means, shake, wall be in the booth. Hank is not gonna sit in between us anymore, which I think he's probably not enjoyed.

No. He has a couch that is across from, directly across from where PFT is. Is that the guest couch too? Yeah. No. He has a couch that is across from a directly across from where PFT is not the guest couch, too. Yeah. Yeah. And PFT have our usual spots like we look, it looks kind of like we how we set it up before. What's what's the plan for the booth? Where are you guys going to put in there? I don't know. I have no idea. You guys going to make it like cool and like don't know no podcasters allowed. No, okay. Where's the lottery bulgona live? Means you got an idea in the studio? Are there TV on the booth?

I think so. Maybe not. Well, we'll have, I mean, we'll have that at some point. Do you be able to see one? We'll see the other team. Yeah, you'll be able to see one from the booth. Easy. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Um, okay, Jake, you're firefest. I lost in the first round of the tennis playoffs. What? No, Jake. Won't you the favorite? I was the favorite. And then they bumped me up since we last talked about this. So this was my first match at the higher level. And I was the sixth seed. I would have been the one or two seed. I was in line I didn't think they moved me up because I was crushing He should have thrown a game dude. I should have honestly. Oh Close I won the first set six three. I got I lost six love in the second. What?

What happened? I was better than the second super tie break and I he made me 12 10 It was so close. Well, that doesn't count for shit doesn't but yeah, I probably should have thrown a match Four-hander back in that hurt you the most uh his spin was insane. Are you a choker? How could I choke? Choked we were gonna go to the finals if I stayed in the three five I should have I should have thrown a game or a match or two.

Jake can't win the big one. They're in the second set. They're in the second set. Oh, tough. That's an old time, too. But yeah, I went home and registered for a winter in Doerling. You got no hit in the second set. Yeah.

Damn, were you making all kinds of sounds and mad at yourself? Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Now I'm happy I didn't watch that because I sounds and mad at yourself? Oh yeah. Oh, yes. Now I'm happy I didn't watch that because I would have rooted for you. But yeah. Yeah, what was the handshake like after the match? Great match.

I then I turned around and was like, what, what, what? What is that? I'm mad at myself. But what was that you, you started to flirt. You started to flirt. You said frick. Yeah, exactly. Oh, jeez.

So it's tough. Like, I don't know where I stand because if I'm gonna get my blood. No, I know where you're saying you're losing. Well, I know that, but I'm gonna get my butt kicked to the higher level. And I'm gonna kick everyone's butt at the lower level. Yeah, where do I stay at the lower level? It's pretty easy.

It's a very easy. It's pretty easy. Flag swifer ever. So should I just like punt the next three matches to get to mode? Yeah, yeah. Play right hand. Yeah. Have me come and play for you. And then I'll go back down and then I'll win again.

Oh, where your glasses and I'll just won't hit anything. Yeah, get better or that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a trophy room for yourself in your apartment. Yeah, look how great I am. Yeah, I would I wouldn't mind to be the one or two. Listen, I'll be honest with you, Jake, like, I don't know, I don't understand the levels. I don't understand scoring. I don't care about any of this. The difference between you walking in here and saying, I lost versus, hey guys, I won my championship. That's all I care about. Okay. So, you could play against five year olds and win and I'd be like, yes, dude.

All right, so maybe I'll punt in the beginning of the next season. I don't think I have that. I don't think I have that. I don't think I have that. Yeah, but I might not punt and still get my butt kicked. And then we will be right back in the spot and I'd be like, loser. Yeah, I want you to win. You're a winner. I'm a winner. You're a winner at life. Well, yeah, no, I know you lost today badly Six we should have had in the super time rakes. How about how about this? How about this? I think I have a solution

So you definitely are too honest to throw some games and get pumped down, right? What if but I could schedule against the top guy What if God forbid? something were to happen to you over the course the next month or five months? Well, no, we could do something like, we could sneak up an interim and we give you like a minor hard time. What if somebody that you work with gave you a mild injury over the course the next couple months,

you tried to play through it, be ashamed and you stunk and then you get pumped down naturally. But then I wouldn't win at the 35 month. You get better. Yeah, you eat not play through it. It'd be a shame. And you stonk and then you get bumped that naturally. But then I wouldn't win at the 35. No, you get better. Yeah, you eat not a fuel. You would heal. It wouldn't be a major injury. You're like in a kill.

We'll say it's a whole new racket. Yeah, we will slice your kill. And then you'll get the Aaron Rodgers surgery. Yeah, you'll be back in three months better than ever. Yeah. Okay, now you're a loser. Right now I'm a loser. And that's soft.

And I hate to say that to you, but 6-0 is really bad. What seed was he? 6-11. He was a lower seed? Yeah. Oh my God. That's a pretty big upset. Oh my God.

6-11 that happens all the time. Oh my God. 6-11. My bracket is busted. 5-12. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. You were five that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's I don't know. Put down the line. Yeah, listen, you can do anything you want in the new office. Literally anything.

Exhibitable. Not pickleball. Yeah, if I come in and there's like a big pickleball you're played, you're grunting. I might just get on the first leg. There's no grunting in pickle. Yeah, you brought a little bit. Yeah, you brought a little bit.

Yeah. Okay, good show, boys. Let's wrap up numbers. Last two, three, where we have the lottery ball machine. 18, also we're revamping that website, we're gonna clean slate next week. And memes is still not gotten, and he's not gotten in the limbo phase, not gotten in four. I can't wait.

Oh my God, the on Tuesday, I might, one, I might hit like a higher level when we get the new lottery ball machine. And I can say to Hank, have you ever gotten this? It's going to be on opening day of the original machine. You did nine official drawings. Yeah, we'll only do one. Hank, you should just take Max's when I take yours. Yeah, 69.

What did you guess? 20. Come on. 82. Three memes. You've never gotten it. One. 36. Hmm. Sorry, memes. All right. See everyone on Monday. Max come back with two wins. Love you guys. I'm a baby, I'm gone, baby J-O-N-J We are J-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-I-O-N-N-I-O-N-O-N I'm on the set it's about to be stolen a little bit Stomping and fighting's okay, say up to me It's for better to be saved, sorry to be saved, sorry I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'll be gone Thank you!