Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S05 EP27: Gary Neville

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

 Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) is the brilliant footballer and broadcaster- Gary Neville. You can see Gary as part of 'The Overlap' live at OVO Arena ...Wembley on the 10th November with guests Roy Keane and Jamie Carragher - tickets available now. Thanks, Rob + Josh. We're going on tour!! Fancy seeing the podcast live in some of the best venues in the UK? Of course you do, you're not made of stone! Tickets available now on the dates and at the venues below. We can't wait to see you there... ON SALE NOW  14th April 2023 - Manchester AO Arena 19th April 2023 - Nottingham 20th April 2023 - Cardiff  21st April 2023 - London (The O2) 23rd April 2023 - London (Wembley) 28th April 2023 - Birmingham Utilita Arena  If you want to get in touch with the show here's how: EMAIL: Hello@lockdownparenting.co.uk TWITTER: @parenting_hell INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Widdickham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course,
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Starting point is 00:02:14 Lexi. He's 27 months old. As you can probably guess, she is also the niece of producer Michael. We all find it a bit weird people talking about his sexy voice on the podcast. Lexexexexexexex.. the podcast. tho tho th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho the tho the tho the the tho tho the the the the. I the the tho tho tho th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I let I let I let I let let let the the the the the the theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat the the We all find it a bit weird people talking about his sexy voice on the podcast. Love the show. Cat, Summer and Lexi. There we got. Very nice. I'm going to take my headphones. We're doing this face-to-face again, aren't we? Yeah, I know. We can't get enough of each other. Our schedules have been very busy, haven't they on this? Birthday party, five-year-olds, your daughter's birthday party. This is recorded the morning, the day after. Yes. So, um, huge success, I'd say. Lovely stuff. From the jaws of defeat. Oh, what happened? Well, there wasn't you didn't have an
Starting point is 00:02:59 entertainer. Yeah. We got an entertainer. We got, uh, so the things we had, room above a pub. Yes, children. Children, an entertainer. We had makeup, what was it called? Face paint. Just a makeup. Just a makeup. Make up.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Just, yeah, look girls. I think you need to put a bit of a thin. A bit of slap for God's sake. Don't worry, lads, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. think you need to put a bit of effort and it is a five-drop party. Yeah, come on, come on a bit of slap for God's sake. Don't worry, lad, boys just watch the football. It's quite an old school wedding, you did. Why it was. It was a birthday. Um, so, we also had a craft station.
Starting point is 00:03:32 that I thought, the boys What was it? Little girls, mate. They loved the crafts. What about the boys? Boys craft? Boys didn't craft. He's, a couple of, it was mainly the girls that crafted. The crafty. We had a slight incident with a couple of the boys. What?
Starting point is 00:03:57 They stole a naked bar from the bag of one of the other parents. So I had to go up to a mom from my daughter's new school. That's that sort of middle class Fagin. I barely knew. Pick a pocket or two. Oh, I've got a I've got a naked bar and some coconut water. I barely know this mom, you know, obviously, but that's new to the school. I had to come up to her and go, do you have a gold bag? She said yes and I said, I'm afraid. I maybe overplayed it because she looked like I was about to give some really bad news. So actually when I said, I'm afraid a boy stolen your naked bar, she was pleasantly relieved if I'm honest with. The bag still there, but the naked bars, not long for this world. What was the food situation at the party for the kids?
Starting point is 00:04:40 So we did. The pub let us cater ourselves. Yeah. I made pizzas at home and we did them. Obviously cooked pizza at home and brought them in. Yeah pizzas, sandwiches, pom bears. A classic. The pom bears must be thinking how do we break through to adults? They're a good crisp. They've got to do something to get there. I think it's the bear. The bear is the issue. No adult wants to buy a bear-shaped crisp. Or they make the bear bigger. Yeah. And they're like Dorito size. Yeah. Because it's it's a good crisp. I think they're underrated. There's implication that kind of a threat. their. I. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the their. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. The. The the the their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the. the the the the the the the their the their their the their the the the the the the the the wonder what's going on, how they've managed to create that kind of image is they're basically a health snack. You can't give McCoys to like a one-year-old. No. Imagine giving Flamed Steak Ridge where they're... I love a McCoy. I love McCoy.
Starting point is 00:05:40 But you can't give McCoy's to children can you? They're not mental. Imagine cheese and onion McCoy. This kid just pumping it back like a lorry driver. Um, so it was a success. And can I ask a question? Yeah. The entertainer arrives. Yeah. Does she recognize you?
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Starting point is 00:06:48 But um... They're robbing a living them, they're the lot. Oh yeah, well done. The biggest news stories of to listen to that. No one, Campbell. Get back in your fucking box, mate. Spin that, your priest. He's shitting himself about Liz Trust leaving and we replaced by Rishi Tunak.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Soonak v. Starma. Try and spin three podcasts a week out of that, mate. Just two men with really conservative ideas. They're safe ideas. Um, anyway, what was this? I'm fine about it. I'm fine. Yeah, fine. Yeah, you can sell up the London Paladium if you want to do a small venue.
Starting point is 00:07:34 But fair enough. If you like to be intimate? Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. So she went on a bit late. No, but the atmosphere before she came on, was like, you know before a headliner comes on at a festival?
Starting point is 00:07:51 Like the crackle of excitement. Well, that's our photo. It looked amazing in there. There was loads of kids. It looked right. It looked like hot ticket. Yeah, it was a fucking boiling room. It looked hot. Yeah, and we had to open some windows and you're like, how many, kids on the first floor,
Starting point is 00:08:05 we can't really open the windows here. And then we had 12 to 4 in the function room and then they put an area of the bar aside for us. Really? Yes. So you stayed in the pub till 6? Did you get drunk? Wow, I got drunk.
Starting point is 00:08:20 I had a couple of drinks. So I was I was I was I was I was I was a couple of drinks. So I was texting you the night before on our little WhatsApp with me, you, Rose and Lou, and he was all excited about it, couldn't sleep. I was so excited. I get so excited for these things I can't sleep so I have to have a drink the night before. And now today I feel quite sad it's over. Oh, that's good. That's nice. But it's like I used to with Christmas or with anything with anything with anything with anything with anything with anything with not chasing the high. You're not, you know, going to random children's birthdays. I am going to one this afternoon. Are you? Not a random one.
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Starting point is 00:10:28 That would be that would be so Horrible Oh, it'd be so cringe. You're just like so how's it happen? We're doing like so we've been up to this week and they're like I'm pictu I'm pictu falling out of the Grouch show with some random It's Holly oh my god. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the that's that's that's that's that's that's like, that's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I thi's thi, I's thi, I's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, oh, oh How was your week? Yeah, I introduced Holly to my daughters. Where was you? Time and envy in Newcastle City Centre. Anyway, so I'm going, I feel a bit mad. I'm all jazzed up. So I'm quite hung over. Buggies broken through sand.
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Starting point is 00:12:26 And looking back now, real big warning signs that something's not settled. Yeah in many ways, in many ways. Narratively, this podcast has been only going one way. I think really, if you, if you are up to speed on the Rob Beckett and the Josh would have come a lot of sense. Yeah. It's like a sociology study. I've got a terrible feeling in a year's time we'll look back on this that. I'm God Rob was really oddly obsessed with pubic hair. In that Rachel Paris episode. I got a bit drunk last night. I'll go on. Well um Lou was out with the kids and staying at my own.. In on your own? So I was in the doors on my own. I was sort of, I'd
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Starting point is 00:13:36 So my stuff is sort of feel really good. the stuk, I've really overindulged because I've been good a week. Yeah. And it got to the point in the evening about 10 o'clock that I was in pain. My body was aching and I was like, I'm going to go home. I feel terrible. Then I did five burps and four farts. And then I stayed out go to the toilet and? I went to the toilet. Yeah, I didn't. I did it the same. Yeah, yeah. And how quick... In a sort of lad be broke you away. I'm like, oh, here up, lad. Those nine things that you did, how, how many minutes did that cover? I'm saying in a five minute period I went from, I'm going home to who wants another one? Right, yeah, yeah. the the to to to to to to to to the to to the to to the to to to the to the to be the to be the the th, the th, the the the th, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahto who wants another one. Right yeah yeah yeah and I was like it felt like a balloon being let down you know like it was like a
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Starting point is 00:15:08 I I'd say get me involved I can make this you know chickpea soup bit more exciting I backed myself to bring the lulls if we're making a chickpea soup. Yeah, let me get involved Get this my cocktail drinking bit was directly before my interview to promote the book. I was like, well I can't get hammered on the cocktails now. I'm about to do my bit. Yeah, it's tough, isn't it being a parent? Oh yeah, I've been fed food, got driven here and I've had three cocktails, but yeah, parent in his hell.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Tough gig. know you love a gig going wrong story. Yes please. So I had a gig last this week for a, it's new, I won't name the company but it's a streaming company based in Scandinavia that's moving to the UK and it was they had a big meeting and it was like launching it next year and they're really successful sort of like a Netflix competitor kind of thing and they had doing a show called The Best of British. I was in London in a hotel in London but they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they had they were were were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were were were they were they were were they were. I was they were were. I was they were. I was they were. I was they were. I was they were. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was a the the the the the the the the th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I had th. I had th. I had th. I had th. I had they were they were they were they were really really really they were they were they were they were they were a show called like the Best of British. So it was in London, in a hotel in London, but they'd got every one from all their offices around the world, but mainly they're Poland and Sweden, Norway, Finland, blah blah blah. They're all in the theatre. No, in like a function room of like, so they've had them,
Starting point is 00:16:18 they've had a singer later but it's best to British right? Who's a singer? They had a spice girl. Okay very excited. So I'm going on first and so I go out and I meet the big boss lovely bloke most Swedish massive Swedish might have ever seen perfect English chatting and then they're really fun company and then I'd go out to do it and I say hello is it going all all that's that's the the their their their their their their their their their their they they's their they's their they's their their they's their their th I th I th is th is th is th is thi thi thi. I'm thi I'm thi. I'm they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they they're they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to they to they to th I th I th I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi to tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're they're they're I've said that I was like that's not English because they're all Scandinavia so they can speak fluent English but I'm not really speaking fluent English I'm like oh hello how's it going you're all right and I'm like oh how's it going? What did it get? Silence? As they try to work out what this garb? Yes. And then I was like okay and then I start doing a few bits and then as I th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're th th the tha tha tha tha tha they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they try to work out what this garbent mess is. And then I was like, okay, and then I start doing it, and then I'm like, I realize you speak fluent English, but you've not, I don't think a lot of you because they're all sort of like high up in this company,
Starting point is 00:17:16 I've met an English person that sounds like me because if you're high up in corporate, the English people you meet, don't sound like me. Yeah, of course. So anyway, I slow down, just slow down and annunciate. So I start doing that and it gets better, right? And I'm struggling a bit and then at one point I just go, then I'm panicking. Then I'm panicking, then I went, isn't Harlan good at football? Gets a laugh, because I'm sort of like, oh, I'm sort'm like right I'm getting a bit at a steam here but then I realize every joke I do has got really British references in. Of course I've got center parks, Philip Schofield the Wombels. Yeah and a room full of people from they don't know the Wombals. No I try and explain Philip Schofi or to a Swede. There's a lot there. There's a lot there. There's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot th a lot th a lot th a lot th a lot th a lot th to to to to to to th tho thoom to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot the th a lot th a lot th a lot th a lot th th th th th th th th. I th. I tho. I's a lot tho. I's a lot tho. I's a lot tho. tho. the. thoooooooooo. I thooooo. I's a lot tho. I's a lot tho. I's a lot tho. I's a lot to dig into. Let's start with a gopher. Call to the gopher. It all starts there. I'm going to take you on a hell of a journey.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Yeah. Anyway so I'm but so what happens now is I'm doing it and all my punchlines aren't getting laughs because they've got no idea what they are and it's horrible so I'm doing it I'm sort of laughing to myself and I was like I'm the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I's to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the th. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm doing it I'm sort of laughing to myself and then I was like I said to him I was like I feel like I'm driving along the road and ahead of me I can just see cars that are on fire and they're my punchtines for the joke oh god and then I sort of get them on side because I sort of make a point of it all of the staff around the edge of English you sort know I am and the laughing and laughing I I I laughing I laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm th th tho tho tho though though though though though though thou the the the the the the the the stuff's good and laughing even more that I'm doing it to people that have given me nothing. And at one broke the phone out to film and went, fuck off mate, not that way. I've got to look my kids in the aisle and I get home. And then basically it builds and builds and then I do, and then I do a bit about lake
Starting point is 00:18:55 blend and how nice lakes are to loads of mountains and oh my God. And then I said, there's a line in a bit where I go, it's horrible isn't it when people are laughing at you in another language? And I'm like, not that I've known tonight. Oh God. I mean, but every time it died, I went, isn't Harlem good at football? Oh God, how long did you have to do? 30 minutes?
Starting point is 00:19:15 30 minutes? Yeah, so I'm doing it and then, and then back then I was basically, I've got, by then, they were on my side because I'm just aware that it was just cultural references. Yeah. And then I said, isn't hard, I'm good at football again, and I said, anyway, we've done this now and thank you. And I just wanted to let you know that I, you know, you are moving into the British and I was just and I went off and it was fine but I was just like that and honestly a few years ago that would have been the biggest death of all time to absolute silence but yeah I didn't allow myself to beat myself you know yeah yeah yeah you go you know
Starting point is 00:19:58 the negative now I've not got such a negative voice I was like this is what it is so now just be in the moment and try and navigate around yeah and it was a lot easier but oh god when I'm panicking those situations I'm straight into the audience got yeah talked to someone in the front row say something far oh yeah yeah Kevin he got that Kevin I just looked him you're a whanker yeah yeah you're a literally he had red socks I know red, I know what he was, Kevin, red sock manga. Oh God, ah, we've all been there. Paul Kevin.
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Starting point is 00:20:49 But you know the 50-year-old French woman that I'm friends with? Yeah, go on. So happened to her husband. She was going to bed. She took half a sleep because her husband was coming about late and he was going to wake her up. Anyway. Then she's kind of drifting in and out of sleep and she thinks there's someone being attacked in the street outside. Yeah, there's a woman screaming.
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Starting point is 00:21:52 3 a. 3 a.m. Let's get back and see, ma'am, let's get back and see, isn't it? That's a skateboarding, is it mom there's someone's given birth on the pavement outside. Anyway, they offer her help, she's like, no, and then she's still screaming, so the husband goes back out. And he's like, you sure you don't want to help? And they, he'll take his hospital? Yeah, it was like, do you want, hospital's five minutes away, yeah, but she gives birth
Starting point is 00:22:25 in the back of his car. Oh no. What car has he got? Oh, covered in blood. Uh, as my friend said, Lucky's a butcher, so it didn't really... Oh, but it's too much to say, isn't it? So is he a butcher? Yeah. So he's fine with like the blood and stuff. How's mother and baby?
Starting point is 00:22:45 They're fine. They're fine. So he took them to the hospital. He said they, they all cried in the car because of the emotion of it. Oh, well did they mean the child? Nisankash got him. The child is called George, I think. But there we go. Isn't that? I would do what they did, but I might have been more forceful wordy doors to go, I can take, I just think...
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Starting point is 00:23:46 Fuck off! Just fucking plan better. Imagine five minutes in a car. That's such, how do you consider you? No one do you go there a lot if it's only five minutes? What? The hospital? That was funny on the Nehau interview we did. Ah, he was, so we've done a lot of promo interviews for the books.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Yeah, what are your favorites been? I like Nehau because, you were talking about how often you go to A&E and you've been there quite a lot of the thrown, and then Nehau was going, they're under a lot of pressure actually the NHS, you shouldn't be going that much in a joky joke, in, in a joke, in a joke, in a joke, in a joke, in, in a joke, in a joke, in a joke, in a joke, in a joke, in a joke, in a joke, in a joke, in a the news, in a thii, in a thi, in a thi, in a thi, in a thi, in a thi, in a thi, in a thi, in a thi, in, in a thi, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, in, and then, in, in, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then....a, and then, and then, thi.a, thi.a, thi. Yeah, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thr. thrererererea. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the longest waiting time in 17 years. Oh God, it was awful! It was bad because that show gets proper serious, that five live one. Oh, he was great though, wasn't he? Yeah, it was still one of my favorite. One of the faves. Oh, I don't know if I tell you this where, so I was, I didn't see the kids all day Sunday last week, so I was working. And the, I, I, I, I, I, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't the the the their, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't the the the the their, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the. theat, theat, that, that, that, that, that, theeeat, theat, theat, theat, then because I normally see him on the weekend and then on the Monday morning I woke up at like half seven
Starting point is 00:24:47 to sort of see, wave him off for school and then I'd been off with him like loads over the summer and stuff as well. And then my daughter went dad. I was like we never see you. I went oh I was only working all day yesterday. I went. I was only working all day yesterday. And I took him out all day. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. We. We. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. We. We. We. We. We. We. I was. We. We. I was. We. We. We. I was. I was. We. We. We. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was oh I was only working all day yesterday, and I was with them on Saturday, I took them out all day Saturday, I took him out all day Saturday and I just worked yesterday and I'm here now, and you've been sleeping in all morning, 7.30am. And it's left the house. Oh God, that would be brutal. Did you, did you take it personally? No, I was like, you know what, can hurry up get a move on right do you want some correspondence I've got a
Starting point is 00:25:29 boomer story yeah hi both love the podcast help helps keep me sane through maternity leave we grew up in a farm and when my brother was about five this is a boomer about five we went to build a container to Barack a boomer if anyone's got any parent's stories about Barack Obama for a new feature Brackabuma. Let us know. If anyone's got a Barack, basically any Barack Obama anecdote. Sasha and I can't remember the name of the other kid. I've actually seen him Barack Obama in Berlin by accident. What do you mean? I was in Berlin and he drove past, it was like weird like thing. Was he president at the time? Yeah, in that big thing, you know
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Starting point is 00:26:48 like no it's just my watch everyone was moving away from me oh my god that's awful anyway if we got Michelle on Michelle Obama yeah would you say is Barack Obama I would slip it in and was was to get away this is like I feel like I'm in year nine you this if you actually got to got to got to got to got to got to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I they. I they. I they. I the the the the the with it? This is like, I feel like I'm in year nine. If you actually got to have sex with Kelly Brooke, what would you do? I love the fact that they are now equivalent of having sex with Kelly Brooke is intering Michelle Obama about parenting. Oh dear. Michelle I've got to ask is Barack Abuma. Anyway, so, when they're about five went to build a container to store animal feed about three meters by three meters.
Starting point is 00:27:25 My dad took me to one side and told me to go along with his story. About halfway through building this box my brother asked why we were building this. My dad replied with a complete straight face because you've been misbehaving so we have told. So we have told this. My brother went quiet for the rest of the time he built it. We finished and my dad told him to get in and the rest of us went around the corner so we could hear him crying. Oh my god. Obviously we went back quite quickly but the poor boy was strul not sure what's worse the fact my dad said this or if I went along with it. Oh my God, that's like a psychological test.
Starting point is 00:28:05 That is horrible, isn't it? Yeah. I remember when I was probably about seven or eight, my cousins were in like a family holiday and I was sat with my cousins watching a film and I was sitting from the other place. And I went, all right, so I went and I went, the cousin was like 18, jumped out on me behind a tree and scared the living shot out of me.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Oh God. And he thought it was really funny. It was just awful things too. Don't see them anymore. Horrible side of the family. You can leave that in. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Miller Light. The light beer brewed for people who love the taste of beer and the perfect pairing for your game time. When Miller light set out to bier. the the the the the the the the the to the to to the the to the to the to to the the to to th the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was the the the the the. It was the. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean thin theeeeeeeean thin theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the th Love the Taste of Beer and the Perfect Paring for your Game Time. When Miller Light set out to brew a Light Beer, they had to choose great taste or 90 calories per can. They chose both, because they knew the best part of beer is the beer. Your Game Time, tastes like Miller Time. Learn more at Miller.C.A. Must be Legal Drinking Age.
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Starting point is 00:30:09 So. Yeah, you do the announcement. I'll just keep interrupting you. The announcement is from the eighth of November. This podcast will be moving to Spotify and will be exclusive on Spotify. Still for free, that's the key exactly so you just have to listen to it from the Spotify app you can just download it like any other app and listen to this podcast for free same episodes on Tuesday and Friday nothing's changing apart from you have to
Starting point is 00:30:36 listen to it through the Spotify app for free so yeah that's happening from the eighth of November it won't be on Apple ones or the other ones or whatever they are. If you're worried, we're gonna go all professional. You're worried that we're gonna, oh my word. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, what they're let themselves in for. Things that will still be happening. Me and Rob talking over each other. Are you going to buy new headphones now on Spotify? No, me using shit headphones. Michael's Wi-Fi going down to the Friday episode going up at 3pm.
Starting point is 00:31:08 All these things you can still, we'll still be doing them. We'll still be doing them. Also, yeah, go. You go. Because that's what I was about to say. Okay, you do it then because it in? This is unbelievable. As if to prove nothing's changing. This is the announcement. Is this still the announcement?
Starting point is 00:31:28 Oh my God. This is the pre-agreed script we've been sent. I can't believe that Spotify have dictated every single word of this. It took 15 people to write this to make it feel authentic. But the reason we're moving is the podcast. Oh you're doing it now now do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. tho. tho. th. thi. tho. tho. tho. thoom. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the th. It's tho. It's tho. It's thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It's th. It's th. It's the the. But the reason we're moving is the podcast. I'll do it now, yeah. Oh, you doing it, I'll do it. Well, the reason we're moving over to Spotify is the podcast takes up a lot of time and a lot of organization, a lot of logistics to do and we were finding it very difficult
Starting point is 00:31:55 to do. But by moving to Spotify, we can prioritize it and make sure that's the other less important things things things things things things less important things. We're binning off some other less important things. So that's our announcement done, Josh. I thought we nailed it, Rob. Now Rob, it's a big day. As a little treat for our listeners, we've got a guest on Tuesday, and he's a guest we were very excited about.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Gary Nevo, it's a special Tuesday episode. And why do our listeners deserve that treatreatreatreatreatreatreat have, well not helped us, they've got us, on their own, nothing to do with us to number one in the book charts. Number one? Was Sunday Times number one best seller, Rob. The number one book sold in the UK was Parenting Hell, so thank you so much. And a big thank you. Heartback nonfiction. Oh but shut up, don't get broke down by that. Forget Richard Osmond exists. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. Well, th. Well, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Well, th. Well, th. tho, th. Well, th. Well, tho, tho, tho, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th, th, th. Well, th, th, th, th, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th, th, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, thi. thi. tho. theea. thooooooooo. the. thean, thooooooo. the. Well, tho. Well, don't get propped down by that. Forget Richard Osmond exists! But genuinely, thank you so much. We really appreciate you buying the book. Number one.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Number one. We're number one best-selling authors. It's like John Grisham and Patterson. Exactly. Yeah. So yeah, thank you so much. Thank you so much. We really do appreciate it. well has sold brilliantly, so thank you very, very much. Thank you so much, genuinely. And we look forward to the news next week that we're still number one.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Well, fingers crossed, or not. Fingers crossed or not. If we don't mention it next week, then we're angry with you. Because we're still not angry with them. We're very grateful, we'll always be very grateful. We'll always be grateful for this. Right. And now, once we've done four weeks at number one. Josh, stop. I've got a taste for it. I've got a taste for it. I've got a taste of it. I've got to taste.
Starting point is 00:33:28 This is what makes you burn out. That taste. You've got to come down. Someone get to some. Right, brilliant guests we got now. He managed to squeeze us in to a busy schedule. We were so excited about this, but do you know it was more excited as you will find out in the interview, my wife. Yes. Here is England's greatest ever right back, Gary Neville. Gary Neville, welcome to Parenting Hell. We're both very excited to have you on this, to be honest. We don't, you know, we don't want to big up too much for the big the big the big the big the big the big fans for to big to big to big to big much for to big much for much for much for much for much for much for much much much much much much much much much much much much much much for much much for much much for much for much for much for much for much for to big much for to big much for to big to big to big to big very excited to have you on this to be honest. We don't you know we don't want to big up too much for the big fans. Starstruck. There are out many of them. Well Josh genuinely is. Not just me my wife is so jealous. She's the world's biggest Gary Neville fan.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Oh wow. Yeah. Is this from the from Man United? No, no. No, I'll be honest with you. No, I'll be honest with you. I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the. the. the even that into football, but she absolutely loves you and to a lesser extent Jamie Carragher, but mainly you. I was just going to say, what did she think of the scouser? No, she's not that fuss. She's not that fuss. She's not that fuss. And so, so, she's not that into football but I'll put it on. But she she also now, now I've converted her to Gary Nevel based. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to say, to, to, to, to me, to me, to me, to say, to say, what to say, what to say, what to say, what to say, what to say, what to say, what, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to. What, to. What, to. What, to. What, to, to. What, the th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. What, what to. What, what to. What, what is, what isville based. She's obsessed. Have you found you've got a new new female fan since the after playing career, Gary? Because I never had you down as a heart throb while you played. No, I don't think many people have ever had me down as a heart for the my best game. Yeah, I think it's fair to say not many. No, I don't think I've got a fear. I'm not exactly David Beckham. No.
Starting point is 00:35:08 She's not into David Beckham, Gary. It's all about you. Oh, is she not? No, really? All right. I was thinking then there must be a reason behind her interest in me. It must be access to Bex or something like that. There's no way it can be genuine. She said, has he got a number for Phil Neville? That's what she said.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Well, you must have had that though, when you were like playing at May United, did you feel like sometimes you were just people's route to Beckham when you was out and about with David. I spent most of my life at United definitely if it was ever even, well, there was a media days or if there was a team day out. I certainly, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a thatheed, I was a thatheed, I was a thatheed, I was, I was thatheed, I was that, I was a that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. It was the. It was the. It was a the. It was a thea. there's, there's, there's, there's there's thea. there's was there's thea. the was a team day out. I certainly wasn't the point of interest when you got Beckum, Cristiano Ronaldo and all the rest of the lad sort of like, you know, wandering around. No, but I think I actually enjoyed that in some way.
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Starting point is 00:36:35 But that is when you first make that step from being a player to a pundit, it must be quite stressful. But we've got to start talking about about about about about about about about about about this is two folks talking to a football I'm I Roberto I never thought you'd be speaking to me that was my first question ever to I'm wondering like well however kept the gig I'll never know. Lose a Libid Man City fans want to know about formation you go oh you never think you speak to me. Oh sorry we should you know we should you know briefly take it on to the to the to the to the to to the to the to the to to the the to the to the to to the to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to be to be to to be to be to be to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the and then we'll go back to the questions we actually want to ask. So Gary, oh I know this because I follow you on Instagram and I've seen, I've seen your family on holiday, that was creepy. But what's your family set up, Gary?
Starting point is 00:37:19 Married with two children, both girls, 12 and 13. Okay, so you're going into the hardcore teenage years. Are you nervous or is it going all right? No, do you know something? It actually annoys me a little bit because you mean, all the way through the different stages of being a parent, even before children are born, they'll say, oh, your life will change, you'll get no sleep.
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Starting point is 00:38:26 I actually appreciate my time with them and I've never found any stage yet so far of their lives where I've thought oh I don't like this and even now I can see the fact that you know I can see this there's this makeup has started to be introduced and and I'm like, you know, I want them to get really good at social media and in terms of sort of the makeup and the changing of appearances and wanting to wear dresses or wanted to wear things that, you know, you know, teenage girls wear, I'm thinking well, was this always not gonna be the case
Starting point is 00:38:56 that they were gonna grow up and that they're gonna wanna go go through through through through through through through through go through go th through th through th through to go go go go go go go go go go go go go go th through th through th through th through th through tho tho tho tho th don't feel as though I'm daunting by what's coming to be fair. That is that is a naive. Does that sound like a naive? No, it doesn't it? I like it. Sounds like you've got it together which might be quite hard going for the next 45 minutes if you've nailed everything to do with a parent. But we'll find a way. Did you um did you? I'm. I see, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a that, I'm, I'm a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm. I, I'm. I'm. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a that's a that's a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. th. th. th. th. that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's figure. That's how I'd see you as a parent. Would that be fair to say? Honestly, never in a million.
Starting point is 00:39:30 My relationship at home with my children is the one relationship I think probably in my life where, with my wife as well, where I'm not the authority figure. As it, I've always felt as though, you know, you speak with a determination. At home, honestly, I am nothing like that. Absolutely the opposite. Because when I go home, I don't take my professional life home with me and I never have. So there's no football paintings around that. There's no football shirts, there's no reference to, you know, my career or anything. I always wanted to get away from my professional life at home. And so I see I see the football the football the football th football th football th football th football th football th football th football th, th, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thu. to to to to to to to to to th. I'm to th. I'm to to th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I their. I their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm thean. I'm to to to to to thean. I'm to thooooooo. I'm the. I'm the. I'm th. I'm th anything. I always wanted to get away from my professional life at home and so I see it completely differently and I'm not like that at home at all. And so for instance tonight I've been away for a week. I went to Singapore and then I've been in London
Starting point is 00:40:13 and still in London now and I go home tonight and male this daughter said that she wanted to go around to my mom's tonight which I thought was a little bit disrespectful personally because I've I've a little a little th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho I've th tho tho tho thi I've thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi I've thi I've thi I've thi I've thi I've thi I've thi I've thi I've thi I've thi I've thi I've thi I've thi I've thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi thi to thi thi thi to to to to thi to to to to to to to to to to to do you not want to see me? And I think if I was being authoritative, I said, I've not seen you for a week, I want you to stay at home with me. But I've said, no, that's what she wants to do. Go on, you're an independent thinking, you know, young person, go for it. You're going to spend another night. But, but the youngest, but a little bit, to be fair, she's a little bit nice than my older one. My older one's a bit like me. I love her to death, but she's a little bit sort of,
Starting point is 00:40:49 she has a sort of blinkers on, quite focused, and she knows what she wants and she wants to go to my mom's, so she goes to my mom's. So she goes to my mom. So, so a week away and she's around the Nans and she probably likes being with my mom more than she likes being with me because my mom looks after her and they'll watch netball games together and she'll give her what she wants food wise and things like that. And yeah, just like Nans do really. And with your, with like the girls, I've seen it on your Instagram where you almost feel like the annoying younger brother to them where you're filming them and winding them up. Is that your sort of role with them? You're not, you know, you say you don't take your work home and you're not the authority figure? No, that is, what you see, to be fair, on Instagram is pretty much how I am at all with
Starting point is 00:41:32 them in terms of just trying to joke with them, you know, I suppose, yeah, I suppose little bit like that. And I embarrass them in the home state. I always thought that, and we all think we're quite cool, dad's don't we? And we can't, that's the one thing I can't quite work out. Why are they so embarrassed about me? Am I not like, am I not a cool dad? And I think that a today, every dad that I embarrassment to our children, aren't we? At this point in their lives. And I find that a little bit difficult at times. You know, I think the friends quite like when they come around, but what I do,
Starting point is 00:42:10 so I definitely am one of those parents that I encourage sleepovers. So they've had loads of sleepovers. We even took the quite young, I just feel like I want them to be able to be around the friends, bring them round, but I find that when they're in the house and with their friends, they definitely will not be in the same room as I am. They want to be in a different room, whatever the room that is. I could move from room to room. I think they'd actually prefer to be in, like, the b like, the b like, the b like, the b like, the know, the boiler cupboard than being the room that I'm in. So, because they are just too young to remember you as a football or do they just remember
Starting point is 00:42:48 the end of your... They remember me as the guy who played 600 matches and only scored seven goals which is a great embarrassment. Yeah, so they bring up your lesser credits then, would you say to your face? They do, they do, to be fair, criticise me heavily. And also, their their their their their their their their their their their their their the Would they say that? They do, they do, to be fair, criticize me heavily. And also, you know, even on television and stuff like that, if they see me, which is probably rare, they do say things that, you know, isn't particularly pleasant. That is the relationship out with them. It's quite direct and honest and forthright. I don't, you know, I like it that way. I think it feels to me more natural. Obviously, there are times when, you know, they are, you know, we are our dad and daughters and stuff, but generally I think at my relationship with them, I quite like it. I feel like they could become my best friends in a few years and we could go out and have a drink together and stuff and that's how I always wants it. It's how my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my their their their thap. It's how my thap. It's how my that's how my that's how my that's how my that's how my that's how my that's how I's how I's how I's thathates. It's thathate's how I's how I was thathate's thathate's that's thathate's thathate. thathate. thathate. thathate's thathate's thathate's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I that. that. I that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that to go out drinking together at the end,
Starting point is 00:43:49 you know, when my sister grew up, they go out and they drink together and like come back at three in the morning. I think that's mad that. Do you know me? Yeah. But then that's the relationship that my sister had with my dad and I feel I might have that type of relationship with them at some point that I might sort of, they they they they they they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they might, they might, they might, they might, they might, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that I might, that's that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that I might, and I might, and I might, and I might, and I might, and I might, and I might, and I might, and I might, and I might, and I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi, thi, thi, thi, yeah, come back that way. But yeah, it's, that's how it's been for me with them. Well, do you, and you're a very driven person, like you're famously so, and how much do you try and instill that in your children, or you're just letting them do, find out things to themselves, or how much you putting your kind of Gary Nevel attitude into the house???, the house, th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th an th and., th and., th andlerananananan, thi, threaten, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thri, thri.., toeeeateateateat, toeauuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...., thi., thi.. into the house. There's certain, yeah there's certain things,
Starting point is 00:44:25 there are certain things that to be fair I think are really important. So if we're on holiday or if they train for netball four or five times a week and play two games at weekend so they're working really hard on the fitness and the sport. If we're on holiday, I do expect them to to train with me and us. Yeah I I I I I I I I I I I I I I their. their their their their their their their their their they. they. they they they they they they're they they're they're they're they're th. they're they're to they're to to to to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to to the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to them to train with me and us. I expect that that, I don't like the idea of them not being active. So I think things like in a morning, get yourselves up, get yourselves ready. You know, go downstairs, make your own breakfast. Because at end of the day, if you want to be independent and do what you want to do, like go to my hands tonight. Well, hang a minute minute a minute th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tham th thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, tho, tho, that, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, the the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the idea, the the idea, the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm, thi. I'm, that. I'm, that. I'm, that. I'm, thrown. I'm, thooooooooooooooo. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the, like go to my hands tonight. Well, hang on a minute, don't turn into the sort of, don't turn into the sort of little baby in a morning
Starting point is 00:45:08 and say, go and get me this, go and get me that. You know, I literally make their own breakfast in the morning. They obviously get their own breakfast in, but I'd expect them to they would come and train and that they would, you know, work on the fitness and because they want that they love netball, they adore it and it's a big part of it and it's what my sister does, she trains in athat, because I think one, that's a really good, I think sport and fitness are the two things that are probably in some ways, and maybe, and I don't have to be because they love it and they do it themselves,
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Starting point is 00:46:34 just generally. For you because are you for people that you don't know obviously you and Phil played football for England, a man united and you know and Everton and your sister we raised that part of our age only joking ever two fans only joking it's too late Gary yeah your sister played netball for England so was it a really sporting household that you grew up in like and did that come from your parents it did my mom believe it not I've told part of the story about my daughter tonight. My mom plays netball every Monday night and she's, I'm gonna wake up my mom's age now, she's 70, 71 I think, oh wow.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Yeah, she's 71, and believe it and my that and their daughter is actually playing netball team. She's playing net my mom's netball team and she's played for the last tool. And they're playing netball. They're actually playing netball together. And actually, I haven't been to watch them yet. But I had to think it's amazing. Yeah. That my mom at 71 is playing with my daughter who's 13. And that's part of the reason she wants to go to go to go in there tonight to have that experience of playing with my mom and how my mom was with Tracy when she was younger and they were playing netball together and rounders together.
Starting point is 00:47:47 So we've always been brought up in this sports and the environment of you play netball, you play rounders, you play cricket, my dad played cricket, we watch football or play football. So it has been a massive influence on our lives and obviously my mom and dad worked at very football club for 20, 30 years as well. So we've always been surrounded by sports. So yeah, I think that's where the influence comes from. And I suppose my sister actually is probably, if you said to my two daughters, who's your hero, they would say my sister, I would think. Do you find it easier having daughters that are internet ball
Starting point is 00:48:20 than if you had a son that was playing football and in academies, or would it be exactly the same? He could be in the Man City Academy at this moment, Gary. I think generally because of just my life in terms of sort of what would be doing the football at weekends, obviously on the television and me not being able to be there quite a lot of weekends because of covering the games, I think it's just worked perfectly for me, they've had no choice about it, they are two girls. But I think the fact that they do play netball, I go and watch them every time I can. Yeah. At a weekend I absolutely love it. Netball's my second sport now I would say. It used to be cricket but I'd say netball. If England are playing netball. I know they were playing this weekend. I'll they're watching it. I love watching England netball. I've watched Manchester Thunder. I love watching my daughter's playing netball.
Starting point is 00:49:09 So for me, that sporting environment has just been really important to us, I think, and it influences everything in our lives that we do, I think, in some ways. And do you find it difficult with your schedule? Because as well as the sort of pondetry, the overlap, which is is th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. their, thi. thi. their, thi. thirty, their, thirty, their, they's, their, they's, their, thirty, thirty, their, their, their, the, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, the YouTube series you're taking that on tour I think you do it is it Wembley Arena you're doing with Carra and Roy Keene is that coming yeah we're doing November 10th we're doing Wembley Arena me Roy Carrer Josh Denzel and Kelly Cates and yeah I think to be fair I wanted to two years ago maybe I wanted to build my own non-life life to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the to the the to the to the the the the to the the the the the to their their their their their to their their to their to to to to to their their thae. to t. t. I t. I to t. I to to t. t. to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tree. tree. tree. I tree. I tree. I tree. I tree. I'm tree. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm to. I'm to. I wanted to build my own non-life sports platform and had this aspiration to do it about long-form interview engaging with fans in authentic sort of type of content and then I always wanted to take it live onto a stage and so we did that in Manchester last
Starting point is 00:49:57 Christmas and it was we all enjoyed it so we're going to do it again we're going to do London Wembley arena on November 10th. And out of Carraga and Roy Keen, who would would th? th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus th, the, th, th, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, the, throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'-a, the, the, we're going to do London, Wembley Arena in November 10th. And out of Carrago and Roy Keene, who would you prefer as your dad? I think I think definitely Roy Keane. I mean, yeah, I think so, I mean, imagine that accent 24 hours a day. I mean, I go on Monday night football. I've got him in the the six hours and I come away and I'd be, oh, that was hard work. Everything's really fast, thin, everything's fast. And it's like, and to me I don't need fast in my life. So to me, no, I must have a brilliant relationship with him, but no, definitely I would think Roy Keen. He looks a lot on Instagram. He looks like a really fond dad. His Instagram's really fun. He's messing around with his kids.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Have you seen this? He looks like a fun dad, Roy Keene. I think that everybody that's in the public eye, you know, they're not the same person as you think they are. Or ordinarilyarily are they at home. They're different than they're obviously are in terms of, you know, you'll come to watch Salford or you'll be at a Sky Game or, you know, with a bit I-TV in the World Cup and charming, charming, storyteller, funny, still with that same honesty that you see on television but completely different in terms of a character. I think people have seen that a few ti ti thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, thi, the, tha, thae, thae, thae, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, t. And, tha, t. And, toda, t. And, today, today, ttau, ttau. I, today, ttau. I'm, ttau. And, ttau. And, together, together, together, together, together, together few times since he finished playing football, you know the interriding with him for the over like the dog walk, which I think that you know people
Starting point is 00:51:27 see that side of him in that long, that conversation type element of just what he is and I think he would be a good dad, his kids obviously have a great relationship with him. The Paul Skoll's interview is amazing as well, especially when he's talking about his son who suffers with autism. And we have a lot of listeners that sort of, you know, love as much content about that as possible, but there's not much out there. We've spoken to a few Paddy McGuinness has been on and talking about his kids. But it was really good, especially for Paul Skoles, who's one of those sort of old school bloaks it, it doesn't open up much. you expecting it and you had a chat beforehand? Yeah, there were things within the interview even though I literally sat next to me in the dressing room for 15 years at United and I would class him as, you know, one of the people that I like most in my life. But because it's that,
Starting point is 00:52:14 it's what, it's that male thing, isn't it? You don't tend to thought to each, how you're feeling that day. You put that mask on, don't you? You get into that changing room or you go on to a television program and you do your job and you never know what's happening sometimes. You know, I think that the reality of it is, Paul, that day, there are a couple of things I actually felt a little bit sort of, I suppose, guilty on my side as well, so thi, thi, thi, thi, so thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the they, they, they, they.a, they.e, they.e.a, too, too, to me, to me, to, to, to, to, things like whereby you don't ask him about, for instance, what he's enjoying doing. And I found out, he's been doing the recruitment for Salford with the recruitment scene for
Starting point is 00:52:51 the last six months, and I obviously oversee that from a point, and I've not even asked him whether he was enjoying it, whether he liked it. So I found out on the overlap, that was something that he was really enjoying and the first thi. And he. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, I, he, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've thin, I've thin, I've thin, I've thin, I've thin, I've thi, I've thin, I've th. I've th, I've, I've th, I've the, I've the, I've the, I've the, I've the, I've the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've the, I've the, I've thin, I've thin, I've thin, I've tho, I've tho. tho. I've tho. thoo. thooo. found, I've tho. found, I've tho. found, I've tho, I've that's bad from me because we just take each other for granted in terms of our, you know, we just get on with life, don't we? You go for a drink or you go to do something or you go to watch a game of football and you don't tend to go into that personal detail with each other that you really should do. But that's just, I think, adults, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, to. to. And, to. And, to. And, to.a, to.a, to.a.a.a. too, too, to.a, to.a, to. to. to. And, to. And, to, to, to open up and talk about their vulnerabilities. This episode is brought to you by Nespresso. Elevate your morning coffee ritual. From the first sip of coffee in the morning to the on-the-go cup. Make every morning unforgettable with Nespresso.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Discover a world of possibilities with or without milk. Visit Nespresso.c.c.a. to learn more, or an espresso boutique near you. When you're in the dressing room and there's like all those footballers around, and often like there were footballers that are having kids at that time and stuff, does it come up much? Like, are you, is David Beckham going,
Starting point is 00:54:01 Bloody Al I'm having a nightmare with Brooklyn is not sleeping throw or whatever. Does that come up? No, it, you know something Dave, so I because obviously at the time, I would maybe speak to David about say for instance maybe things like that, but do you know something if you're at Manchester United you're playing under Stralex Ferguson you've got to win a Premier League title. You don't come in and talk about basically you know how. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. thi. thi. their, thi. So, their, thi. So, thi. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. Is is, th. Is, th. Is, th. Is, th. Is, th. Is thi. Is the thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is the the thi. Is the the the the the the thii. Is the the thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is title. You don't come in and talk about basically, you know, how much your kids slept last night. No, you don't, honestly. I mean, what I'm saying to you is you're going in there to get your pre-activation done, you're stretching,
Starting point is 00:54:32 you're warming up, you're going out once that train pitch to basically give 100% percent. Basically shit out of each other for an hour and a half which is what we did, come back in, warm down, have a massage, rest and the fact of the matter is the focus is always the Saturday game. That's not to say we didn't enjoy ourselves, but the idea that you would come in and talk about a personal issue in a group environment of a football changing room, honestly that is just not going to happen. Obviously that it was successful though you know, it was successful thr. You though though though th. You thua. thua. thi. It was successful thi. It was successful thi. It was successful thi. It was successful. It was successful. It was successful. It was successful. It was successful. It was successful, you, you, you, you was successful, you was successful, you was successful, you, you was successful, you was successful, you was successful, you was amazing, you was amazing, you was amazing, you was amazing, you was amazing, you was, you was amazing, you was, you was, you was, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. It was successful, you. It was successful, you. It was successful, you. It was successful. It was successful, you. It was successful, you. th. th. It was amazing, th. th. th. th. the, the, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the open up a bit more like with you know Paul and he's talking about his son and that you could understand what was you know because he said he didn't play well in games and he had wasn't in here that if if like if you did open up that would have helped players play better I think yes I think you're right
Starting point is 00:55:16 I think that I mean I lost my confidence for about six months went to see a psychologist that United went to see the doctor. What footballers will tend to do is go and see the doctor at the club. That's the person they trust the most to open up to. They don't go to the manager, their coaches, they don't go to their fellow teammates because you're feeling that you've got to protect. You can't go. If if if if if if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if you, if, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you the the the the, if you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the the, the, the the the the, the the the the, the, the the the the the the the the the, the the the the the the the thus, that, that, that, thruu. toda, toda, toda, today, today, today, today, thus't a door that was closed. It's just that you wouldn't do that because you might then, they might then, you thought that might then influence team selection or you thought that that might influence the way in which the teammates thought of you.
Starting point is 00:55:54 So you tended put you into a psychiatrist, psychologist, they would then open up that counseling line to you and I then didn't speak about that. That was at 24 I was when that happened to me and I didn't speak about that 24 until I was 36 in my book. I didn't, oh, I just thought it was a weakness. That was very early like in that stage of the to the too. That was. I. That was. I. I. That was, I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I. I, I, I. And, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was. And, I was, I was. And, I was. And, I was, I was, I was, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, I was, then, I was, I was, I was, I was, I public with it, but to do that at 24 is very switched on of you to address it. Yeah, and yet Paul had all these really serious issues in his life that he was thinking about because he told me in the interview, yet he told me that he never went to see anybody. He just kept them buckled up to himself. And he thought, well just, I've just got to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get their to get their their to get their tho, tho, their thi. thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, that's, you know, the old, the same 20 years ago, it was man up, won't it? You know what I mean? It was, you'd even say it to yourself. Yeah, pull yourself together, man up. You know, that's what you'd say to each other. You know, get on with it. If anybody's, no support systems in and around players and obviously not
Starting point is 00:57:08 just in players but people and businesses and all walks alike. So how you know you're so busy at the moment you do all the punitry the overlap, live shows as well as running numerous businesses that aren't all football based. You've got loads of stuff their thoo, and you the football their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. their their thi. thi. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. to thi. And to to to to to to not, to not, to not just, to not just, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, their, thi. And, their, their, thin. We's, thin. Wea. Weauuu. Weau. I's, toeats, tooes. Wea. Wea. And, tooes. And, toe people like relying on you for their wages how do you like compartmentalise that and when do you do you sometimes have to speak to people when you're feeling a bit overwhelmed or how do you cope with all that and then still getting home to be dad and husband how do you manage it? Yeah I mean I think I've changed quite a bit in the last two or three years so I always tran to to to to to to the last two or three years. So I always trained in the morning now, which I stopped doing after I finished playing football, and I put weight on, and I felt terrible,
Starting point is 00:57:47 and I was drinking wine. I found wine obviously after football and which you do that. When you were younger, you like 25 and you say you hear these sort of like people that basically a red wine, what red wine, do you want? Do you want a bar a bo a bo a bar a bar a bar a bar to do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do to to do to do to to do you, do to to to to to drink a b a b, do to drink a ba, do to drink a wine, do to drink a wine, do to drink a wine, do to drink, do to drink, I, I, I, I, I'm to drink, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I I I I I, I, I I I I I I I I I I, I I, I I I I, I, I, I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I'm a wine, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, do you think, what assholes these are, these posh assholes? That basically, I drink, talk about this red wine like it's some sort of like vintage, unbelievable thing. Anyway, then you find yourself 3637, sort of swilling it round the glass now.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Because you're a bourgo? And you join them, and then you find cheese goes with it, don't you? And red meat, and all of a sudden you start feeling really shit and I did do. Yeah, I have a really split crazy now where I train in the morning and I try to get home by half five, six when I'm in Manstre and I'm in the office and then that six till nine, ten o'clock is where I switch off and I've started to do that a lot more. And I feel feel as that I feel as that I feel as that sort that sort that I feel as that sort that I feel as that sort that sort that I've that I've that I've that that that that th th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've started th. I've started th. I've started that th. I've started th. I've started th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've the th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've thin. I've to to to to to to to thin. I'm to to thin. I'm th. I'm really really really to thin. I've th. I've thirty. I've thirty. I've th. I've to do that a lot more. And I feel as though that sort of routine has helped me now in terms of just bringing back sort of that normality into my life. I was, when I first finished playing football,
Starting point is 00:58:52 I was England coach working for Sky, doing all the businesses, away all the time. And to fare, it was just absolutely ridiculous now. But I do feel this great responsibility to be an employer, someone who has, you know, people who obviously work with them in the teams. And it is an obligation that I feel is the most serious that I have, obviously with family, but the fact that we have four, five, six hundred people in our businesses in Manchester, and they're all relying upon me and on us to make sure that those businesses are sound and solid and I do feel it's a responsibility
Starting point is 00:59:25 that all business owners have. But I think we do it pretty well to be honest with you. I think we look after our teams. I think we look, I think we make sure they're good but it does bring that a bit of added pressure. One of the worst things in the world is having to sack someone. You know and that's something that's still that's still that's still that's still that's still that's still that's still that's still still still still still still still still. the that's still still still still. their. their. their. their. their. their. that's still. that's still. that's still, that's still, you're still, their their that's still, you're still, you're that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to thi. to to to to thi. to to thi. to to to to to thi. to to thi. to to to thi. thi. thi.'ve had to do it and I've made mistakes with it, you know, there are still those difficult conversations to have. I've been trying to get rid of Josh, have you got any tips? Just do it really quickly. Yeah, okay. Gary, what are you doing next week? I need a new presenter. One of the things you did post football was you went going out in a blaze of glory in your last show, Josh? It took you 20 minutes, Josh, well done. I mean, I'm interested.
Starting point is 01:00:08 I didn't know you managed to, how did that go? You've asked me questions about my kids to make it clear. No, no, no, no, no. You've gone down the Valencia room. No, I'm bringing it back to kids because I think this an interesting thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, I'm thi, I'm thin, I'm not, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, I th. No, I th. No, I th. No, I th. No, I th. No, I'm, I'm, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm not. Did you move your family out to Spain and if it had gone on for years, were you planning on moving your daughters out to Spain? No, no, so basically one of my pet hates. So it wasn't about Valencia. It wasn't about... The answer is they were on the way but he got sacks so they just turned around at the airport and come straight out. Gary you got sacked after four months it was a pretty appalling performance.
Starting point is 01:00:46 How were your kids there? Did you make a watch it? Were they sad? You know, to be honest with the best thing that ever happened to them, me getting sapped because they wanted to promote. But on a serious note, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. thi, their, was their, was, was, was their, was, was their, was, was, was, was their their their was, was, was, was, was, was their was, was, was, was, was their was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was their was their was, was, was their was their was their was their was their was their was their was their. their. their. their. to to to toe, was too, was too, was to be tooombunit. tooomorrow, was a to bea. too, too, was a too, was to be to bea, was too, was their. thethe toughest four months that I've definitely the toughest four months I've had since I finished playing football. Because one, the children didn't settle in the school, but I was really intent on what I hate is when managers, coaches, players take a big step in football and then they try and do it without committing to a city, to a club. And it was really important to me that, you know Molly and Sophie, they they, they, they, they, their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. We the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, theat, tole, tooeseses, tooeateatea, tooea, tooea, tooea, tooea, tooea, theatole, the, th a city to a club and it was really important to me that Emma and
Starting point is 01:01:25 you know Molly and Sophie they came out with me the first day I went out there and they left the day that I left they had Spanish lessons four times a week we put them in a an English-speaking Spanish school and you know something one of the great regrets I have other than the results and not doing the job that I wanted for the owners in Valencia is that I actually would have loved to have been a success for two years not because I wanted to actually increase or extend my managerial career or coaching career because I was doing this particularly as a not as a favor but it was definitely
Starting point is 01:01:58 it was definitely something I wouldn't have known the owners I really for instance Philip Philip was out there for two to a the the th. th. to. the to to to to to to to to the th. to th. th. th. to th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. I was a thi. thi. I was th. I was th. I was the the th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was definitely. I was definitely. I was definitely. I was definitely. I was definitely. I was definitely. I was a th. I was a th.. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a to be a to be a to be a to be a to to to to to be a toe. I was a toe. I was a toe. I was a to. I was a to. I was a to. I was a to. I was definitely. I was definitely. I was definitely. I was a to be a owners. I really, for instance, Philip, Philip was out there for two years. Harvey and Isabella or his two children speak fluent Spanish, as does Julie. And that's something brilliant that I think that you could have, I could have had if I'd been out there, but to be fair, I think I've told this story before that. I only learned a few words, Adios. I think that was my key word out there for four months. Amos? That last couple of questions. Josh is going to do the final one. I've got one
Starting point is 01:02:31 quick one before we do that. Your kids are getting a bit older now that you know at 16 they can start working. You obviously got a great work ethic and you've made a lot of yourself built this empire now. Do you expect them to be working straight off at 16 or you know because there is a the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their they they their their their their their their their their is a th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You're th. You're th. You're tho. You're to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to tooooooooooooooo. the. the. the. you know because there is a worry that they've got this lifestyle now that you've built that they could you know take the foot off the gas? That is never ever going to happen. They're never going to. There's honestly no word of a lie. They know that the one thing that I expect.
Starting point is 01:02:58 It's the simple thing really from everybody that I know. everybody that actually I know I work with, my children, you know, you get up every single day, you work as hard as you can, and you don't give in and you come back the day after. They're the only sort of three guidelines I think that I ever want to live by, because I think that once you've done that, you really can't do anything more than that.
Starting point is 01:03:15 So the idea that they think they could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go. or I'm gonna miss my netball training or I'm not gonna work I'm not gonna work hard when I leave school because I think you might have a bit of money dad. That is absolutely going to be that that's almost that's gonna be a divorce in our relationship with that. Honestly I feel quite harsh now I know it's never going to happen because I think that the values that we put into them is that they get up and they work hard, they're independent thinking, they make their own decisions, but you've got to turn up. It's really simple, just Alex Ferguson, even if we had a team night out when we were playing, I don't care what time you come in tonight, but tomorrow you turn up and you have to turn up and you have to turn up and if...... the reality it it it it if if if if if it i. the reality it i. the reality i. If. If i. If i. If i. If i. If i. If it i. their their the reality i. the reality. If, if, if, if it is, if it is, if it is, if the reality, if the reality, if it is, if it is, if the reality, if their their their their their their their their their. And if it is. And if it is. And if it is. And if it is, if it is. And if, if, if, if, if, if, if. And if, if, if, if. And i. And i. And i. And i. And i. And i. their, if, if, if, if, if, if, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their their their. And their their their. And their their. And their. And their. And their. And their. And, if their. And, if their working in professional lives and then you lose respect so no, they have to do that. Would you prefer your daughter to come home and say she's now a man's city fan or she's now got a job working for Boris Johnson?
Starting point is 01:04:13 Oh my God. Knowing how my post-football career has got in terms of Liverpool and City, I'll probably be both. I would say to be fair I'd rather, I mean they'll never support City. And to be fair, they won't ever support someone like Boris Johnson either because I say I think they... As they get older they might become conservative so everyone gets a bit more right wing as they're older, Gary? I don't think in my family that will happen to me. What I'm saying to is they were stuck in with me for that two years or twelve months during COVID watching the clown every night at five o'clock they saw enough within the
Starting point is 01:04:58 selves. And the final questions Gary that we ask everyone this with your your part of your wife what are the two things well the final questions, Gary, we ask everyone this. With your part of your wife, what are the two things, well, the one thing that annoys your way, the way she parents, and the other thing, what's the best thing about her as a parent? The one thing that annoys me about the way in which Emma parents the children? This is a cat, I can't win here wife. I mean, that is going to go down really well. What's the one thing? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:32 I think all mums maybe worry a bit too much, don't they? But just natural worry and instinct to sort of concern themselves with, I hope they're okay there. Got this. For instance, oh, our youngest went to Walton Towers was yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday tow is yesterday tow is to to to to yesterday. And so they'll be a worry about, but you just have to let them fly from the nest, don't here? You have to let them go. So I think it's not a criticism, but I would say probably a little bit of worries
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Starting point is 01:06:51 side to us there's obviously you know we're quite honest characters as well so I think that we'll definitely make sure that we have a bit of a pop at one another do what I like about the sort of the overlap or sort of what we do. It feels to me like it's three football fans who used to play football in a pub having an argument and a route and a debate and sometimes an agreement and that's how I think the overlap is. It's that authentic content but with people who played the game and I think that that's what I wanted to do with it when I'm the today. When I've when I set it up a couple of a years years years years years years years the the the to to to to the to to to the to to the to the to the to to the the the the to the to the to the the the the the to the the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the argument. the theybubeooooooooooo the the the the theyb of the the the the the the the the the to be done? What's on the Gary Neville to do list? No, the one thing that I want to do when I'm 50, not all I keep saying 50, it's three years away or two and a half years away. I'd like to bring my life back to a single focus professionally. Whereby I don't have these sort of different multiple roles, seven or eight roles and different, you know, the hotel's the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the football, the footballs, the football, the football, the footballs, the football, the, the, the, the football, the football, the, the, th, th, is, is, th, is, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I, I's, I, I, I, I, I's, I's, I, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they., the the the the the the they.a, the the the thirty, I'm, I'm, I's, I'm, I'm, the hotels, the football club, the development, Sky, the Ober, so that's my aim is to somehow try and get to a fixed singular role where I can be laser focused every single day, but that doesn't feel like it's coming soon, but that's where I'd like to get to.
Starting point is 01:07:54 Managing Villa Real? You're already going in on him. It was a joke. It was a joke. I spent the first five minutes telling him my wife fancied him. So I think there's more chance of me being the leader of the Conservative party than any than any football club in Spain employing me. Can you give Rose a little shout out what your biggest fan? Gary. Yeah, my wife Rose. What would you like? Yes, hi Rose. Thank you very much for your support. It's something that I'm quite shocked and surprised by but I'll gain I'm getting confidence from it it's making me feel really good Gary thank you so much right you've been thank you so much I enjoyed that thanks Gary right cheers mate there we go what an absolute legend you was really over
Starting point is 01:08:39 excited weren't you I just really love him I love him too I hate and I hate I hate Caragin I hate Carragon I this, I hate Carragut, I hate Manchester United team. No, but we might want Caragran. Yeah, I'd love Caragon. Me too. Great guy. I love him. Fuck Gary Neville. We've got him. He's doing too much. He's got a lot. He's got a lot. He's got a lot. He's got a lot. Shad of Romish. They've both got a lot. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've got. They've. They've. They've got. They've. They've. They've the the the the the the the the the the their. I. I've. I've. I've the the their. I their. I their. I their. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I to. I to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. the. the. I the Gary Neville Accommoder. Yeah, I forget like he does like the overlap, he does sky sports, he's got his kids, his wife and he's like, yeah, and then the hotel. I was like, what? Yeah. You've run a hotel? Oh mad isn't it? And the football club?
Starting point is 01:09:15 That's what happened if jabbing the day. I'm just keeping the day at arm's length. I'm just keeping the day at distance. I'm happy with that. Are you attacking the day? No, I'm an attack today in years. You're smothered by a duvet over your head, little mouth out. That problem, to go back on what we talked about earlier this week, yeah. We had to have the headphones headphones to have the headphones to have to have the headphones to have the headphones headphones to have to have the headphones headphones to have to have the headphones to have the headphones to have to have the headphones to have to have to have the headphones to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have the headphones. the headphones on to have to have to have to have to have to have to have. that. that. that. to that. to that. to to that. to to that. to to to to that. to to have. to have. to have that. to have that. that. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. tape. tape. tape. toda. today. today. today. today. that. today. that. that. that. I. I. I. I. I. I head was heating up. If we'd spoke to her any longer, I was in serious trouble. It is hot in air. Yeah. But we made it through. Gary Neville, everyone. Thanks for listening. Bye.

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