Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP29: The Craic Vac

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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He's two years old. He's my two-year-old Rudy's saying your name. Every time he hears the intro on the pod he copies the children and walks around saying, Rob Beckett. Love it. Sorry, Josh. Tough days of parenting a toddler, stay sex and relatable. Ronnie and Rudy, love it. Ronnie and Rudy, she's 324 months, which is about 30. Hello, how are we?

Good, right. So we're doing a little correspondence special because we've been blabbering on too much. But before, we were talking about when we got new glasses. Like a lot of people, we've got a funky pair that we got carried away with in the glassy shop and we don't really wear them. So we're wearing them today. Well, let's discuss before. I don't think mine are funky, I've realized. Mine just looked like my normal ones but with thicker frames.

So this could be really underwhelmed. Yeah, mine just looked like. Yeah, and the on this morning. I thought I quite like these. Yeah, okay. So there's me. Oh, they're fucking disgusting. Yeah. Hang on, no, I like it. It's quite good, isn't it? I like them. Yeah. Quite learned. They're very Harry Pottery. They are very Harry Pottery. They are very Harry Potter, aren't they? I think they make you look richer and posher in quite a good way. Do you know what I mean? Like not in a don't like you way but you just look like it's quite effortlessly like I hear my glasses. Hey. Yeah, maybe I should wear them a bit more. I really like it. I think they

make you look more grown up because you can look like a boy a bit try. Yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I'm features. Despite doing Gabby Loa, oh shit, I haven't replied to Gabby Logan. Oh no, what, well, how will we do? Will the world stop spinning? Joshua Williams replied to Gabby Logan. Reply to her now, what does your message? She's, she's sent me some free promo. Ninth of May, 28th of May, I could the the the the the the th of, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, will th, will th, will th, will th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will. th, will. th, will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will, will. Will. Will. Will, will. Will. Will, will. Will, will. Will, will. th. Will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, thi. thi. thi. th thi. thi. Will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will 9th. Right. Judge, I don't think we should be booking another podcast live on hours. I mean if this has made the cut, I don't know what else we set from got glass. But I like your glasses. Thank you. Thank you. I think you could definitely get away them. Do you want to see mine? Let's have a look of yours. So these are the thicker framed ones. Yeah. There we go. Oh, I like them. Do you? They do work. Yeah, because I was

expecting you to look like like Heston Blumenthal. They're just, they're really big. They're, really chunky. Heavy. They work. They're not too big for your face. Yeah, I thought it was going to look like you were kind of. Like Andy Oliver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like Andy. They were huge. So yeah, I didn't want to look like to look like to look like to look like like like to look like like like like like like they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're like they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they work. they work. they work. I they work. they work. they're to work. to work. to work. to work. to work. to work. to work. they're not they're to work. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're not was going to look like you were kind of. Andy Oliver? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like Andy Oliver. They were huge. So yeah, I didn't want to look like I'd big sort of like more female sunglasses on, but they're quite, I quite like them actually. Because I think Andy Oliver's got the style to pull them off. I'd say, if you had you can get from Rob Beckett. Even the gap in her teeth is different. I think we could have been more different.

But we got on and that's what the world's about. Yeah. So I think we've both taken a small step in the exciting direction. Neither us have plunged right in. I'm going to wear w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I would the the the the the the the the the the. I th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I would th th th th th th the the. I would the the the the the the the the thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea the the the the the the exciting direction. Yes, exciting direction! Neither us have plunged right in. I'm gonna wear these and see how I'll get on. I'm gonna wear them for the rest of the day. I really like yours. Do you think? You look like a writer. No, don't do that.

Don't do that little face. I prefer them. I think you other ones to be doing is mixing it up so you know one day I wear jeans one day I'll our chinos often I wear shorts. I want to be doing that with glasses. Yeah and every day you're heading too exciting. Exactly. Who am I today? I'm Chino Josh. Yeah. In fact who am I for the next hour for the next hour? Maybe I'll change my glasses for this meeting. It might. It's a meeting. I mean. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I to. I to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I for the next hour? Maybe I'll change my glasses for this meeting. It might, is it meeting? Not this, I meant meeting, who I was just playing a role. Right, okay, so if you was in a meeting. I'm like, oh, I've got a Zoom meeting with my agent, I'll put on my, what was it,

Rich and Posh glasses? Yeah, rich and posh a glass. So they know that I I I I I I I I I I I I I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I mean. So that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I was that I was that I was that I was that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th. I th. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi thi thi thi tha. thi thi thi thi thi. thi. I was thi. So. So. So. So. and my agent. I don't think he'd like it. No, it probably dropped me. Anyway, how are you, Josh? Anything to go through before we do a bit of correspondence? I've got a couple of little bits, but... Go on, talk to me. I'll talk to me. I'll talk to it. Right, so I saw some of the most kids swimming, for example, I might put their costume on underneath the top and trousers, so that when we get to, they literally just take that off and the

knickers are in the bag already to change into after, to speed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you ever do that? Yeah. Yeah, speed things up. They're sometimes I ask our kids to be sent in their pee-k. If they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their, yeah, if their, their, their, yeah, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and then, and then, their, to. And, to, to, to. And, their, to th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, tog. And, to. And, to to to to to to to to to to to to toge. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thm. with a full uniform on. Yeah and swimming cap. What? Come on there. What? The rubber cap on. The rubber cap on. And just normal uniform. I imagine it must be the first lesson. Well, you've got to take all your stuff over the head, which is potentially going to catch because that's a rubbery cap, right? Yes, absolutely. It's it says it on the tin. It's a rubber. It's tip. It's tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's tap. It's. It's. It's a tap. It's a th. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. It's a tip. is potentially going to catch because that's a rubbery cap right? Yes absolutely Ron Sill it says it on the tin it's a rubbery cab. Surely that's just right for bullying right? Well yeah but maybe I was thinking maybe it's like a swimmeat or gala or something and if you've got a lot of hair

could she have been swimming before school? I think that's more weird isn't it to get changed and drive. I'm sorry no no no. No that. No, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's th, it's th, it's th th th th, it's th, it's th, it's th is, it's th is absolutely, it's th is, it's th is, it's th th th th th th th th, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th is th is the the the an the an thean, thean, that, thean, thean, thoooooooooooooooons, that, tho,'s more weird, isn't it, to get changed and drive. I'm sorry, no, no, no, no, no, leave it on. I mean, could she have been doing a club? Maybe she was going straight in. Yeah, maybe it was like that she was straight into a club before school. But yeah, I've just never seen a swimming cap on and full uniform before. No. But maybe she was going straight in, like from the car to the changing rooms, swimming costume, in.

So that must have been what it was, but it was quite a shot. Especially when it's early, you've liked a coffee and you start to think you're hallucinating. Maybe she hates putting the cap on herself. I don't know. I think everyone that only when someone from the outside says something you're like, that is odd isn't it? Yeah, yeah. A bit odd was going on there. Yeah. I remember as an adult my mom peeled my brother's prawns for him. And I was like sure when you're five, not now.

He disputes this and it's a long-waged argument in our family but he's a sort of baby, the youngest. Yeah, yeah. I think sometimes parents struggle to let go with the youngest, with certain things. Yes, yes. Because it's the last chance at peeling a prawn. It's the last chance to peel a prawn. I told you I've peeled Alex Brooker. I told you this.

No, why are you in Australia with it. he came on which to this day is the greatest gig that TV ever offered anyone. So I was out there hosting. It was different times money wise was there Rob. This is the gig Josh do you want to do this okay? Monday morning you get picked up in a car and get taken to Heathrow and you fly a business class on Emirates where there's a bar on the plane. Oh my words. Oh my words. And you stay in a hotel on the beach with a pool for three days, yeah, three or four days, I can't even really was, and then you have two days to

settle in. Insane. Because you've flown from Australia. Then you'll go on the TV show for two nights, sometimes three nights. And you get paid for this, as well as you get a decent fee for this. And then th th th th th th th then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then their their their their to to to to their to to to to go to be to be to be their to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. And then, and their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, the Yeah, so you get a decent fee for this. And then your pickup would be 530 a.m. right in Australia, Australian time, because it's done so it's on nighttime in England. You go in, you sit in makeup, get a bit of breakfast brought to you, then you go and sit on a chair, there's an hour-long show,

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So it given me, give me her, Alex. I had a big discussion with my daughter last night about Alex Brooker. Oh yeah. I was talking about how going to the Paralympics. Yeah. And then I explained what the Paralympics was. Yeah. And then we had a long discussion about disability, which was quite interesting actually. Because you suddenly's like quite interesting to explain it to a child why someone doesn't have a leg or why someone isn't funny. Why someone isn't funny? I'm joking about a lot about it. He's not actually a comedian. He won a competition. That's the thing I think Alex the problem of Alex is he's such a normal guy and just so chilled. He's an in denial inspiration. Yeah. Oh because he's so normal with it's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi to explain to to to to to explain. It's like to explain. It's like to explain to explain to explain to to explain to to explain to to explain to to explain to to explain to to to explain to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi I think Alex, the problem of Alex is, he's such a normal guy and just so chilled. He's an in denial inspiration. Yeah, oh. Because he's so normal with it and he's so non-preaching, non-look what I've done. Just him by being on the tele, and also planning soccer, like him planning soccer aid and the young kids with disabilities watching that,

I don't think you realize there's the impact he has, to be to be the impact he has the impact he has the impact he has to be the impact he has the impact he has the impact he has to be the impact he has the impact he has the impact he has the impact he has the impact he has the impact he has the impact he has to be the impact he has, to be honest. It's more impressive than one of one direction playing. I'd say it's more impressive, but I'd say the crowd would still be more excited if Harry Stiles was there, no matter how inspiring. Yeah, but who's the one from one direction that does it? Is it Liam Payne? Liam Payne, I think, yeah. Robbie Williams described Alex as his favorite player in soccer to Alex. He's probably th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's th. I's thi. I's thi. I's the thi. I's thi. I's thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thioli. I'm thi. I'll thi. I'm to to thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll to say to to say to to thi. I'll told. I'll told. I'll to say. I'll tooooooooooooooo. I'll thi. I'd thi. I player in soccer aid to Alex. He's probably just going around. Talking bollows. Yeah. No, Alex is far more inspirational.

He's really, I keep saying to him, write a fucking book, mate. You're a journalist and you've got the most insane story. You're a guy born who spent like 10 years in and out of Great Ormond Street. And then you kind of made that work and then at the age of 25 you entered a channel 4 competition thinking you get a week's work and you fucking ended up on live TV for 12 years and counting and you haven't written a fucking book about it mate I mean you know how many boring k-h'kis have written books.

Two of them are saying right now. Faking hell, mate. That's why I love him, because he doesn't do that. He just gets shit-faced and does the art mas singer. I'm gonna go do a live stand-up show as well just to tell his stories. You've got to be fucking Pringles. He's too busy fucking in a Huddersfield putting up his Christmas decorations in the middle of October. Are you saying though the last leg is enabled people with disabilities too many opportunities and they're actually being quite lazy about it? It's the legacy of 2012. I know he he doesn't. He he doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He's. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got he's got he's got. He's got. He's he's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He. He. He. He. He. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, you's got, you've got, you've got, you've got, you've got, you've got the last leg has enabled people with disabilities too many opportunities and they're actually being quite lazy about it. The legacy of 2012 is that he doesn't realize how good he's got it. Yeah, right some correspondence here we go here we go. Horff, never felt so seen with the random alarm names.

This was where... This is the labeling of your alarm, so I still get woken up by my alarm that says, take the fall of the turkey from Christmas. This is Nicole 29, free and childless from Lincoln. He said, my day-to-day alarm is stuffing in. It was also from Christmas dinner. Get that cleared up. Just from on Saturday night.

Christmas dinner is like... It's a stressful time, isn't it? But like, my friend John, who's very good at cooking, he sent me a photo or something like, of the day before Christmas, and he literally had like the times of all the things written, like, down of what was th.............. the, the, the, the, th. the, th. th. th. the, th. the, th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, tooom. too, too, too, too, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to-s. the to-s. the to-s like down of what was going so it's like a kind of this is insane timetable over five hours this has to go in there this has to go in there this has to you don't get out with a fucking lasagna mate get it in half an hour before you're done well no matter what you do to be like no one wants it get it out raw just you raw. Just you scooping it up under your ship, late. I regret not asking Andy Oliver

what she thought about a vegetable designer for Christmas. I'm sure you'll speak to her again. Ask Abby Logan what she thinks. Okay. Well, and so we've got another alarm on here, Josh, I hope you appreciate this one, Oh, queuing for tickets? Yeah, well a hangover from Disney World 2022 reminding us to sign up for fast track. Certain tickets go available and you can virtually queue I think. There's a lot of different things you can do.

There's always different names for it. Love you by, that was Nicole there. What did you say love you by? Love you by? That's nice. Why'd like people to really close to and love. Love you. I say love you a lot. I say love you a lot. To my kids. Sometimes, I'm gonna have to believe this,

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Oh, the cat that's the today. tio'n'er, that's the tuna? That's my go to. How long can a cat go without food? Fucking ages. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. How long has it got him? No, I've been out since. So only this morning. Yeah, but I got up. The first thing I do is feed the cat and she's looking at me. Like, why the fuck aren't you doing this? Yeah. And there's no way for I know, but she's just looking at me and I'm like, I can't communicate to her. The reason I'm not doing this. What did you give her? I went out in the end. But do you ever, if I'm in a rush, do you ever just do the cat a cheer off with

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Oh, come on. This is going to go viral. You're going to be on the daily mail now. And they're going to go, why in the video were both of them wearing funny glasses? Mid-sketch, it seems from their wacky costumes. Now, that is unacceptable, Josh. Well, I think we we we we we we we we we we'll wenke wen I wen I wen wen't wen't wen't wen't wen't wea. wea. th. th. th. than we'll than we'll than we'll that is bad. Right well I think we'll do a vote on our Instagram. I don't think we need to. Even if you think it's okay you're not going to click yes. It's going to be a daily little secret. Maybe I'm just free and easy. I think you're disgusting I think that's what it is. Now that is rotten Josh come on. Okay come on. Give me another one. Do you know that we we we th. We we th. We we th. We we th. We th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th. I th. I the the the the the. We'll the. We'll the. We'll the. We'll theeee. We'll theee. I'll theee. I'll thi. I thi. I thi the. Okay, come on, give me another one. Do you know that we've got some questions here, Rob? Do you know other podcasts, right? Yeah.

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Yeah, and she helped me get my after the today. to the people. Richard Osmond is a huge fan of you who described you and Catherine Ryan as the only two comedians he's ever seen who arrived fully formed. Wow. There you go. Well I'll take that as a massive compliment from and also fellow Fixspeck crew. Bid up the Fix Specks! Me, Tom Davis, Romage, Richard Osmond, Andy Oliver, Fix-Speck. You are both football fans. What is your ultimate comedian-only five-aside team? Do that mean in terms of football skill or in terms of comedians? Well, let's do both. From comedy, so my, I think we've got to pay ourselves in, it's no point not being,

in it. Yeah, and then the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other to pay ourselves in. It's no point not being in it. Yeah, and then the other three. Four. Oh, I saw we were in the same team. No, you're not in my team. Look, mate, as much as series linking BBC News is great, I wouldn't put it in the Billy Connolly bracket. Yeah, I thought we were doing it on football skills because that makes more sense, but the best players I've seen, well, Noel Fielding's really good. Yeah, Russell Howard's good, didn't he? Yes, I'd say.

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Like, yeah. It was insane, so much of it was so good. And Tiffany and East Enders getting killed and stuff like that. Sorry if you're only catching up, everyone. Oh my God, it was just a great time. Anyway, great time to be. There's my fireside team. Right, give us another email. You missed one, didn't you? You only had Harry Hilbert but do one?

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I'm 39. At of the 90s was when I really got into football. My family have a long history of supporting West Bromage Albion. In my street, however, around this time, almost all the kids I played football with supported Manchester United. The prospect of having his first born as a glory hunter clearly hunter clearly chilled my dad. So he planned some preventative measures. One day after my weekly swimming lesson, my dad sat me down in the canteen with a tray of chips and casually asked, is it anything better than the food

after swimming when you're a kid? that is crisp down in. Here we go, here we go. Here we go, here we go. I replied innocently, no. Anyway, a think, Josh. Here we go. I replied innocently, no. My dad then proceeded to tell me that every time I watched the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles or Ghostbusters, right at the end of the cartoon,

a quick flash of the Man United badge is put on screen. So quick it goes unnoticed to the naked eye, but is in fact imprinted on children's brains. Wow. Man United are currently brainwashing all the children in the country. This is why my friend support Man United. That is incredible. It's so weird, isn't it? He delivered this in such a straight manner that my 10-year-old brain was absolutely convinced.

I thought, what a bunch of absolute mugs! You're unaboidiants that will believe anything. And more importantly, how evil are Man United. I proceeded to sell any Man United fan I ever met that they had been brainwashed. Brilliant. We never spoke about it again. I was left convinced of this fact throughout my teens. I asked him not long ago if he ever remembers telling me this. And he said, yes, best bit of parent and I ever did. Brilliant. Brilliant. The irony here is I was the one being brainwashed.

Putting it on the record, I'm grateful for it. Cheers Gary, Westbron fan and father of 2-3 who also hate Man United. In a way, I agree with that because when the team wins, you are brainwashed. You're brainwashed by glory. And when you're in Westbrom and your team's not doing great and you put the the the the the the t ble and all that. It's hard not to support him so. Exactly. Do you know what? Fair play? It may be his methods are wrong but I don't even know if his method, I mean yeah he did lie to his child and completely events. A bit fun, I mean it. A man you know what? And no one thinks man. No exactly. No, exactly. Even. Even isn isn isn isn isn isn isn isn isn. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It may. It may. It. It may. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It may may may may may. It may. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. It may may may may. It may. It fan regrets the decision to support Man United. Well, because what happened was they glory hunted them in the 90s and now they're 47 and driving from Surrey to Manchester to watch them get beat every week. Exactly. It's a great drive and you're winning the league. Exactly.

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Michael and not my bestie Michaela. Needless to say, I was looking for a new job pretty soon after that. Oh my God. Love seeing you live at the O2, please do it again. Big love Katie, age 552 moms. Thank you. Shaggin a hotty. I think your boss has got to be pleased with that, hasn't they? Oh, I'd love that.

I've sort of never really been a boss anywhere. No. But it depends on the job, but like, if someone's phoning to seek, you like, respect actually, I used to phoning sick all the time. Exactly. Exactly. We know what the deal is. We know what the deal is. But shagging a hot e, that's the worst bit, isn't it? But no I think that excuses it, because you go, she got too drunk, she's been shagging all night, she's had no sleep. Last thing I want her is coming to my ice cream parlor. Exactly. Putting the wrong scoop on the wrong cone. Exactly.

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That's strong. Was playing round Haypark in Lea. We were driving down a one-way street with cars parked on both sides, so we had nowhere to go when a police motorbike pulled alongside us and asked us to pull over. We didn't have anywhere to pull over and started to panic when we saw a stretched limo behind us. We eventually found a gap and pulled over and pulled over, and when the limo overtook a gloved hand, came out of the window and waved, thank you. Amazing. My friends and I were screaming like children at Michael Jackson waving at us, our claim to fame being that we nearly made him late for his own concert as we were in our very slow

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Too harsh? No. I think there's harsh things that you could say about Michael Jackson. Yeah. They're not harsh. They're fair. Yeah. Small business. Hi, Rob and Josh. Please, can I ask. small business shout for my wife Millie Roberts who runs Millie Roberts women's health and fitness. She specializes in postnatal fitness pre-to postnatal menopausal care and all-around female well-being. She would say that most personal trainers would have no idea what a woman's body goes through during childbirth and the exercises they suggest can actually do more harm than good. Specialist advice, exercises and care are required.

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