Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP34: Alison Hammond (The Return)

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) is the brilliant presenter and broadcaster - Alison Hammond. 'For the Love of Dogs with Alison Hammond' is on Tuesdays at 8pm on ITV1 and available to stream on ITVX Parenting Hell is a Spotify Podcast, available everywhere every Tuesday and Friday. Please leave a rating and review you filthy street dogs... xxx If you want to get in touch with the show here's how: EMAIL: [e-mail] INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell MAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com  A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. Hello, I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Rob Beckett. And Josh Wittick. Well, close enough. and Josh Whedicum. Just making. Well, close enough. Good girl. I thought that was really good. Yeah. Close enough.

Rob Josh Michael. Here's my very nearly three-year-old. Great name, saying your name. I don't know. I miss Auntie Olive. Can I tell you about Aunty Olive? Can I tell you about their to Spain with us on holiday and we were all that teenage boys. She'd just sit on the balcony. She used to read probably about 25 books.

And she used to know everything, she would talk to us about oasis, about other times when they were coming out. She knew what was going on. She knew what was going to thea. And then she couldn't swim, she used to have olives drinking. And then my mom and dad were a bit pissed and they were sat on the balcony and my mom went, oh look at Arnie Olive, she's trying to swim, she'd fallen out the ring and was drowning. Ha ha ha ha!

It was so drunk. Oh, bless. Look at her, 83, trying try and run in and drag her out. Amazing, amazing. How pissed have you got to be? To think of pensioners trying to learn to swim. Because I don't know about you, I wouldn't want to learn to swim after two bottles of wine and free Andy McNabbots.

No. Well, maybe the Andy McNabbock inspired her. Here is my very nearly three-year-old, Olive. Last time I tried this, she really couldn't be bothered at all, and all I got was Ron Bucket for Rob and Picken them for Josh and a request for popcorn. Olive will be three on May the fourth, which also happens to be my birthday. Or used to be before I realized I'll never get a birthday. Thanks all last. Please, please, I, We figure out if we want a second, you'll have a second. Sarah Olive from James, Essex.

Have a second, maybe have a third. Anything more than that is a death sentence. No disrespect to anyone with four and above kids, but tough gig. Do you know what? I've got a friend at school. She loves having children. Right. She's pregnant with the fifth. I saw her and she's like, you know when someone's showing early and I was like talking to her about that. I said, oh, it might be twins. And she said, oh, I wish. And I was like, oh my God. I imagine. These kind of people need to go somewhere to be spoken to. These people are wired up in a completely different way to us and I respect it. I don't. I respect if she if she if she she she she she that that that that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is th th th th th is th is th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th th th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I to thi. I to thi to to thi thi to to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi different way to us, and I respect it. I don't. Well, I don't. I respect if she enjoys it and she loves it, go for it.

For her, that is her ultimate passion. And that's great for her. But I just think with parenthood, it should be like the gambling adverts when the fun stops stop. And if the fun hasn't stopped, keep going. When the fun stops, stop. Yeah. you. you. you. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, tho, to tho, tho, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thin. And, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. When the fun stops, stop. Yeah. You're not feeling very well, as you're saying, as well? No.

I feel like I haven't digested my food from last night. I feel like it's here, you know, at the top. Okay, how do you know where it is? Because you can feel it. Have a reny? Do you? like indigestion. I'm got any pain. I just feel nauseous. I think they're so wrong with you, but they haven't got a name for it yet. Pathetic? No, I think in like 30 years, they're like, oh, there's this thing. And everyone will go, that's what Josh had I think.

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or like ones that have got nice stuff in and try and make it a thing, but I think rice needs a bit of a glow-up. Yeah, maybe you're right. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, no, I think I think I'll just, I think you'll just try. So you just feel sick, I don't just feel sick. I feel, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I, I, I'm, I, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I like, I'm, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. I'm not going to go and be sick. My hell? No, but I think it'll just pass. As long as you can struggle through this 10 minute introduction to an interview. I went on Sunday brunch. I'll just quickly tell you about going on Sunday brunch. Well someone messaged me when Josh is getting it on Sunday brunch. Would you get abused? Oh no, shagging. Rimmer? Rimmer. Only on the weekend. Hey, only before a doll? I mean. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I that's. I that's. I that's. I the weekend. Hey, only before a doll. I mean, that's what's the term of stomach.

But, um, no, they don't have a clip. They didn't play it. They rap, of us talking around Sunday brunch. Last time I went on Sunday brunch. Right, okay. I don't remember what I've said on the podcast. So, like, you remember last time you came on what you said on the podcast, I was like, no. Apparently I had told an anecdote about how I wasn't in much of it. It's so long. It's such a long recall. So they were like, well, we've got your AAA pass. They gave me this triple A pass.

Now you can be in all of it. Do you know what, it's easier when you're not in all of it. I was in more in more in more in more two of the interviews. Oh I did a skateboard feature, talking about some skateboards. Nice. Yeah. I had a good time on Sunday brunch, promoting hold the front page Sky, Max, etc. That's it, me done for promo. I've done three in a row and I'm exhausted. Who was you on with? I was on with Sophie Thompson, I was on with Sophie thomso. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was on with. I was on with. I was on with. I was on with. I was on with. I was on with. I was on with. I was on with. I was on with. I was on with th. I was on with with with with with with th. I was on with Sophie Thompson, actor, Sue Perkins, Jason Fox, the S-A-S-C-S, we had him on smart TV. Yeah, he's a great guy. Yeah, really liked him, really liked him. And Jess Glenn. It's a great lineup. Strong lineup. So, and this is interesting about me. I was walking on the street. Yeah. I was listening to my Airpods, are they called Airpods? Yeah. Yeah. And they died, obviously, because I hadn't charged them. So I took my airpod case out, took one out of my ear, fumbled it. Now, it bounced, it bounced on the pavement. Yeah. Obviously it's shaped in an awkward way, so it bounced, hit an angle. Oh God, it's like a rug people. Most things drop, they land. That is all over. It could go anywhere. It went under a locked gate. Oh, yeah, sitcom Josh turns up. It's fucking unbelievable. Let me say, I couldn't believe it was happening.

I'll send you a picture. Did you get it? Well, did you have the buzzer? I stuck my arm through the gate. Yeah, absolutely no dice. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the th. It's the th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It went. It went. It went. It went. It went. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the th. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's the the the the the the th buzzer? I stuck my arm through the gate. Yeah, absolutely no dice. It's not ascending. It won't work. Anyway. Why have you not got what's wrong with your internet? My phone is so low on battery that it's gone into some kind of low power load. It's 10 a.m.

I know. I didn't plug it in last night. Why don't you plug it in at the? Because I've got a new phone haven't I with the new fucking Jack so I've only got a plug next to my bed. I think you make life too hard for yourself Josh. Well I don't know how I could avoid that situation. Buy a new charger? You've had the phone a month? Yeah I know. But another one to go by your computer. What are you doing? So there's there's there's there's there's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to thu. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to plug. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu. I the thu. I the the the the thu. the the the thu. the the thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu are you doing? So there's the gate. It's like a metal gate with it had a big padlock on. Yeah, I can see the little poddy. Yeah. So I stuck my arm through. And then a teenager across the street with his mom, he was about 14. They were getting a takeaway and the takeaway across the street. This was about five on a Sunday evening. Okay. He went, do you want me to climb over the gate for you? Oh, I was like,

I know it's all right, it's all, I've got this, I've got this. This is so sitcom and then you try and climb it and fall out. No, I didn't try and climb it. But in the sitcom you would have. Yeah, yeah. I went into the shop next. And I said, have you got a long stick? And they were like, what? I was like, well, I've dropped an airpod in its bounce. Oh God, that's a horrible. What I need is a long stick. What does it have?

And then we were discussing what they had. Wouldn't it be easier to go if you got a broom rather than a long stick? Yeah, yeah, that would have been, but I was in panic mode, Robert. Okay. Well, they're still going to ask why did you need a broom? True, yeah. And then at that point, the teenager's mom appears in the shop with my airport. Oh, he'd got it. And he'd got it. And he's got it for me. to their today. told that. thrown. Yeah. Was she the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. Was she okay okay okay okay. Was she tho. Was she tho. Was she tho. Was she th. Was she th. Was she tho. Was she th. Was she tho. tho. tho. th. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to. thee. tode. the thee. thee. thee. thee. thee. the And they sort of like posh, gentrified East London are a bit more OG East London. I didn't have enough to do with them. But I think he was jumping over more in a, I'm a skater kind of way than in a,

I'm a thief kind of way. Parkour, cool, I'm pretty chilled. Yeah, I've for my, all the stuff I've been doing. Yeah, I can show how good I'm at the economy. I've got a mate Jack loves climbing stuff. He's really good at climbing. I imagine he would have been like that as a teener. People are into climbing. It's not a oday. It's an odd sport to get into climbing. Yeah, it is a bit of a strange way. It's estate. Where are you aiming for a proper mountain? A bit of behind the scenes here. We're doing a VT for, because we're going to the Paralympics and they were like, you and Alex we want to do a VT, like a, what's the word that you, but I suppose

a video, like a film? What do you call it when you're not in TV? A VT? What's thatthat little clip like a little feature? Have you try a Paralympic sport? What's that in the background? Is that your child? No, it's the same kid as, is going to appear in next week's Tuesday episodes. Not that we've recorded these in the opposite order. Anyway, they were like, do you want to go parak climbing? And I was like, absolutely fuck that. Why not? Because they were like, look at Gladiator, they can pull you off the wall. I'm like, that'd be fun. No, I'm not gambling my neck on that.

Did the neck, use your hands. Mate, I'm not being pulled off a wall. I did wrestling. Man I've had a bad neck. It's the point... What's the medical problem? The medical problem is that if I'm very tense or if I get hit and stuff, that's the first thing to go. It's a weakness. You get hit. Well, that's what happened stomach. You're like I was slammed and then you got hit on the back you can get winded on the back. If you got a bad

Nate you shouldn't be rested. Anyway look forward to a VT of Paralympic Golf coming your way. It's a VT. Lovely stuff. Now this week we have got TV royalty. She's a regular on smart TV with us. She's on this morning and she's promoting the love of dogs to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the th th th the th dogs th dogs the the th th dogs thogogogogoggs the th to to to to to to to to to to tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the th. the the the the. the the the the. the the the the the the the. the the. the the the. the the. the. the. the. of that. She's on this morning and she's promoting the love of dogs, her new show on ITV, taking over from the late great Paul O'Grady. And you love dogs, Rob. I love dogs. You love dogs. Allison loves dogs.

We love dogs. Everyone loves dogs. Here's Allison. I'm talking about a kid. Alison Hammond, welcome back to Perrinia and Hell. Now, you do do a million shows, so when someone says to you, I love your show, do you have to say to them, which one? I can kind of tell from people's eyes what they're talking about. Really? Yeah. What? Why, they're looking? Or just the way they look, I could tell. So if they've got a dog with the dog, their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I their, I their, I their. their. I they. I they. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, I they're, I they're, I they're, I they're, I they're, I to their. I their. I their. I their, I their. I their, I to to to to to say. I. to say. to say. to say. to say. to say. to say. too, too, too, too, too. too. too. tooome. tooome. tooome. tooome. too, I too, I too. I they're probably talking about for the love of dogs. Fucking out, Sherlock. Well done.

If they're carrying a cake, it's bake-off. Exactly. If they're unemployed this morning. Yeah, and if I don't understand what they're saying, it's for smart TV. For those who don't know, you've got a grown-up son, Aden. How old are you now? Is 19 now? It's brilliant. Guys, I've gone into a new level, wait for it. Yeah. He's paying rent. Wow. Oh no! You can't stop earning money.

It's the best phase that anyone could possibly go into. I mean, it's not a lot of rent. I'll be honest, yeah. What's it going right to live in your house? $10 a week. $10 a week? Eastie's Jen a best of all. 10 pound a week! I actually love it. I go and get my nails done, cash.

I actually love it. He gives me every month that, 40 pounds. Yeah, I absolutely love it. I go and get my eyebrows done. Go and get my nails done. Cash. Perfect. Nails and eyebrows do not know that debit cards exist, did I? No. Now, I'm not in the HMRC. I'm not a tax man investigator, but my first poor call would be the fucking

nail bar. That's the only time Lou needs cash. I know. Get me nails done. But they always want cash when you go to the nails. A lot of places want cash all the time. I know cash point won't even take Apple pay now. So I haven't seen my debit card in two or three months. I mean not. Because I just do Apple pay a cash machine? Well no I can't. You're not allowed to. I get panicked. If ever have a 50 pound note. I'm absolutely. You've have a 50 sometimes if you get a large amount of money out my dad used to get 50 pound notes when he was a cab driver but it's so stressful because people don't take them do they? It's bizarre and I don't understand why you'll go to the fish and chip shop give him 50 pound and then they'll say no we're not taking that. I don't it from the the their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. their. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. to. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. ttha. tha. tod. tod. today. te. today. te. today. today. today. today. their. their. their. their. their. the bank and then I will not take it is just really annoying well you should up Aidan's rent a 50 pound a month and then you get it in one note well guess what he's done now he's only gone and signed up for the football on Sky TV and that's 30 pound but it's coming off my debit card so

so I said to him well I'll go up now you've got to put that 30 pound in that extra 30 pounds so I'm gonna be getting th I to to to to to to to th I to to th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I'm gonna th I'm gonna th I'm th I'm to to to th I to to to th the the the th th so to to to to the to the the the the the th so I th I th I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee an theee an the an the an the that 30 pound in, that extra 30 pounds. I'm going to be getting, wait for it guys. 40, 30, 70 pound. So he's paying you 70 quid in cash, first of the month? No, actually he says he's just after the first of the month. What happens if he doesn't pay? I'll be like, where's my money? This house is my own land lady. You're now 19, you have to have to have to have to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay. to pay. to pay. the the the landlady, you're all living here, you're now 19, you have to pay away, mate. Is he paid yet? When did this start, the rent? I've had about three lots of payments, guys. Nice, so he's solid. It's a nice phase to be in it and it's regular and he's okay, we're paying it. I thought it'd be a bit funny about it. It's good. That £1.15 a day. Are you feeding him?

Well, to be fair, he feeds himself, he loves stay. So he buys his own food? He sorts himself out, yeah. It's great. This is gonna happen for you guys. This is the future. So what's he doing the moment? So he's finished like six form.

Yeah. He's doing a mechanic apprenticeship? Yeah. He finished that up and then now he's DJ out he wants to be a DJ and want to be a mechanic. He says it's just too dirty. He says it's just too dirty. He was always like his passion and I said, you know what, in life, you should do something where you actually love it and you would do it for free. Something that you would do for free, that becomes your passion and that'sthat's how you work and you'll never work a day in life really because you're doing something that you love. So he's doing DJ now and he's doing really wow, he's working alongside Fat Tony. Is he? Is he? I've read his book. What's he like? Fat Tony's lovely? He's got your birthday the birthday party. And I think we're going to his birthday, fattoday. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehea. He's that he's that he's that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's that he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's that he's that he's that he's that he's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got to t. He's got to to to to th. He's got. He's got to th. He's got. he's still like that baby. Yeah. I've still got that baby manner, but he still wants to go, you know, the grown-up party. But he says I don't want to go on my own. And what's his DJ name? Has he got a DJ name? It was quite original actually, yeah. Go ahead. It's DJ Aden Hammond. It's th' the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's the thi. It's the thi. It's the thi. It's the thi. It's the thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's the the th. It's the baby. It's the baby. It's still got the baby. It's the baby. It's the baby. It's the baby. It's the baby. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the th. It's thi. It's thi. It's th. It's the th. th. th. the th. the th. the the thi. the the the th. the the the th. th. th. Is he really flying under the radar then? Yeah.

And how does he feel as a 19 year old DJ, I mean that's incredibly cool? How does he feel about you? Like, because... What are you trying to say, John? What are you implying there, Josh? Well, what I'm saying is you're his mom. Like, not a lot of DJs would go,'m gonna bring my mom to Fat Tony who that party you're gonna have if it's Fat Tony's birthday you're gonna have Kate Moss

yeah you're gonna have that lot are gonna all be there Madonna and he's bringing his mom so does he see as a really cool mom? Come on Josh that's such a silly question you know it's Alice and he's a culled he the energy feels the energy feels you know I'd that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's the that's the the that's the the that's the the the the the that's the the the the that's the the that's the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the th I'm the th I'm the thi thi the thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi his mom is the coolest girl going around. He just knows he feels it. He feels the energy. He feels the energy. Well, I'd say like any room you walk in, Allison, you change the energy of that room. Oh, what are the things to say? For better or worse?

Better or worse? Sometimes good. But nobody you do, so I'd take one of my mates, they never know how to be? So I'd rather go with you. I was like, what do you mean, they don't know how to be? Just, if you don't take them to the party, then they never know how to be, just take your mate. He says, no, I want to go with you. I think that be then? Because you walk into a room, you are so unapologetically yourself.

Everyone warms to you, you give up this lovely energy. A lot of people would say you should apologize, but you don't, totally unapologize. But you don't just like people, people please either. If someone says that, you'll be honest with them of like, I don't want to do that and you completely yourself and I think a lot of people would like to be like that and obviously when you're young was you 19 was you like that or did you learn it over time? I definitely think Aidan's a lot cooler than me and I think I've learned this through time you got remember I'm 49 now I'm not like a spring chicken anymore you know I mean despite how good you look exactly I look about 12 right. 12 wrong. You do that? Yeah. I think it's just like, I just like to treat people how I'd like to be treated like if I'm doing something wrong, I'd like someone to gently

in love tell me that I'm doing something wrong. And my mom used to do that for me. So if I see something that maybe would benefit, especially with Aiden, he's quite malleable in the sense of he listens and he does take things on and he does learn from other people's mistakes, which is a great gift to have. If you're the sort of person who will learn from other people, it's a lovely thing. So if I see something in him, I can gently go, do you know what, maybe this way would be a better way to go, have a go of this. But I just noticed when he was doing, when he, I noticed he wasn't happy and he wasn't going to the gym. And I used to say to me after work, go to the gym, because he lifts up your spirits. You know, you're not going to the gym.

He was stopping going, going. I could just see he wasn't happy. And I said, what's wrong? And he says, I'm just looking want to be doing this apprenticeship. Now, the parent in me is like, finish the apprenticeship. You know, you've only got two years left. Finish the apprenticeship. That's the parent in me and the adult needs to say, just do it. Just do it.

It's going to go like that. But I could see he wasn't happy. And I just thought, you know what? This is a point where you you, where you you, where, where, where, where, where, you, the the the to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the parent, the parent, the..... the the the the the the the the tto. ttoo, ttoo. the a. the a. the a. the a. the a. the a. the a. the a. the a. the a. the the the the t we need to change things like I said what do you want to do and he said I would love to do DJ I says well if you want to go DJ and then you need to do it properly we get you the best lessons and I suppose that I'm in fortunate position that I got in one of the best DJ trainers who trains all all like the celebrity DJs and stuff, it's the same thing. You're making that money back off him at £10 and on. Exactly, it's coming back to me, but he's happy and that's the main thing.

I've seen a change in him, you know, he started going to gym again, he's socialising with his mates again, he's just, he's a happier version of himself, which I'm over thi, I, I encourage him and support him as much as I have. Oh that's nice. Hence why ten pound of week. Ten pound week. How do you feel about him you know going into this world of DJ and where it's drink, drugs, there's girls, there's all sorts going on? How do you feel about that because it is a chew up and spit you out kind of industry? Yeah, do you know what I know Aden and I know number one he's not into drugs he's not into cigarettes he's not into smoking is really against vaping. So a new straight away we've got some of good things there. The one thing I even does do is he does drink.

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did you vomit? He said, oh mom, I felt so sick. And I was like, I saw you do it? I'm so sorry, Baves. of your behavior. God, do you know what? I needed you for 20 years? From the age of 18 to 39, mate. 21 years I was from me. Oh yeah. That's the thing you've got to remember, he's only 19.

Yeah. You've got to give him a little bit of space to be a teenager, do you know what I mean? Let him be a teenager. Fat Tony as well is a benefit, but then also the cost is that he's under the microscope because if he is out, getting up to all sorts, it's an easy headline for the paper to go, Allison's, Hammond's crazy DJ son kind of stuff. So as much as he benefits from your. There's also the negative sides of it, so it is a balance, but he's only 19, he's so young. Also, it's an industry that is divorced from your industry.

Completely. I have you down as a national treasure, Allison, but I don't know how much weight your name carries in Pasha and on Ibitha. It doesn't carry any weight whatsoever. They do not care. What I've th th th th th th th th th tho tho the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thuuuuuuult thu. thult thu. thatheu. thathea thathea thathea thi that is thathea thathea. thi. that's that's that's that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theaugh. thea. thea. thea. thea. theaughea. that's that's that's that's that is that is that is that is that is th do not care. And what I've loved about watching Aiden and on this experience, he's actually learning it properly. It's not like just to get by.

He learns DJ. He knows how to do it. He knows how to do it. He knows how to do it properly. It's not like a joke. Do you know, he takes it really seriously. And he wants to be a credible DJ, which I watch him and obviously I'm his mom. Yeah. He's actually really good. I'm actually quite impressed by him and I'm looking up to him.

I mean, I've had to go and I thought I can DJ, but I'm absolutely rubbish. I can't do it full of life with me. I can't. I can't. I'm good with the MCing. I'm very good with that. Really? Yeah. With age and DJing. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. I'm t too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm th. I'm not really just like, hey everyone! How you doing? Let's do this but I do it to the beat of the music, you know what I mean? I'm sure that'd be great with it. That sounds brilliant. Yeah yeah, yeah, really good. I mean if you thought that was good off shit was your fucking DJ? It was bad.

I'm going to sound like I'm 400 years old here. Yeah. Does he use records? Or is it like, how does it were these days? No, it's all digital. So it's all off his laptop goes into the DJ and mix. You know, those little dongles, it carries sets around on a dongle. Right.

So you might have tho the the tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that that that that tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. thungles, six different sets. Oh right. And it can change it off a bit. You mix the songs between the USB sticks and the decks. Yeah. You've got those kind of fake records. Oh my fucking God. Yes, Josh. Yes, Josh, exactly that. I think everyone knows that don't they do? I don't know. It's 12-inch vinyl. Surely Norman Cook's still using his records, isn't he? Well, it's a lot harder to do records, mixing really. I think it's a lot harder to do that. So if you get into that, that's brilliant. There's no art in that using the actual vinyl anymore, is it?

You're making it unnecessarily complicated. Yeah. The art is the art is the art. the art. the art. the art. the art. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. tha. tha. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the beat and the mix, not the... So when did this happen? Ages ago, I think, Joe. Everyone's turned over to it now. It's a digital world, darling, everywhere. Do you think Calvin Harris flies around the world with massive 12-inch vinals? I think he can afford someone to take them for him. He's just logistically in a dongle. multi multi multi millionaire it's all about a dongals by their dongle I need a new song it's on a dongle no I want you to go down the record shop to get it which one no one sells them anymore hang on alright have you have a vinyl

vinyl selling more than it ever has Rob yeah ever they're selling more vinares they're selling more vina than they did in the 80s well yeah yeah yeah because that was a see anyway it doesn't that doesn't it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't that doesn't that doesn't that doesn't that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that was that was that was that was that that that that that that that that that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was a that was a that was a that was a that was a that was a that was a th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. the. the. the. th was the. Doesn't matter. We don't need to go into this. Talk to me about something that's more my pace for the love of dogs. Oh, isn't it a wonderful show? We're two episodes in now. Do you know what? It's like therapy, it's like I go off to therapy. I have loads of hugs and snuggles, and then I go home and I don't I don't I don't I don't their I don't their I don't have their I don't have their their their their their tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho their tho tho tho tho their.... tho tho tho thoom. thoom. thoom. tho tho tho tho. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their.. their.. their. th. th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, isn't tho. Oh. tho. tho. tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho tho tho tho tho fantastic it's the best job. It would be a bit unfair if you had a dog your schedule won't allow her dog really it'll be the dog will be on its own

it's so weird because everyone's like oh she hasn't got a dog I can't have a dog I'm have a dog right here and now like literally I wouldn't be around it would be unfair on Aden. That's not good for dogs if you had a dog well I do what I mean? You've got to take it quite seriously as a responsible adult. I mean I watched him on a walk the other day Rob and you was there going to just don't get a dog. It takes over doesn't it? You know what? In the weather like in this country like, I can see when people having me like LA and they go for a little mooch around in the sun with like ice coffee but I'm the kind of the woods th fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking thin fucking thin fucking thin' thin' thin' thin' thi thi to to to to to to to to thi. to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. I th. I thi. I thi. I the. I don't tog tog tog tog tog tog tog tog tog tog to to to tog to to to the dog. to you're a month from finding a dead body. You're the kind of person that finds a dead body. It'll be my own. The dogs will discover my own dead body in the woods. I just think on behalf of dog walkers it's been a very, very wet spring. It's been bleak since January. Been a lot. Lou don't pick up any dog poos, which does me, Edin. If people haven't seen for the love of dogs, and I know that blows your mind,

what happens on for the love of dogs? So it follows the journey of Battersea, which is a charity that takes on abandoned dogs or people who just can't look after their dogs anymore, and we see their journey from coming into Battersea, some of them coming with injuries and stuff like that. So we see that journey of them going through the Battersea and the people, the volunteers looking after these lovely dogs and then we see the journey of them getting there forever home, their new family. And it's just absolutely beautiful. The people that work at Battersea are just diamonds. They are little angels who take the dogs, love these dogs. And obviously. And, and their, and their, and their, and their, and, and their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their, their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their who take care of these dogs, love these dogs. And obviously we know Paul O'Grady did such a massive thing for them in the sense of putting them on the map. Oh yeah, huge. It was incredible for the charity. Obviously we lost our beloved

Paul, but we wanted to kind of carry on that legacy for Battersea. We wanted to keep it going and they asked me to do it and I was like of course I'll do that without a doubt and I've just loved every minute of it. Honestly those dogs are just beautiful. You're so good on it Allison it's brilliant and you're very picky about the shows you do as well. First I was nervous about didn't it? Because I was like well how can we ever bring it back? Paul O'Grady, he's incredible with dogs, he's done so much for dogs. So obviously, no one can replace Paul and Jeffrey. But I was thinking more of the charity and the dogs more than everything else.

And I was thinking, well, I do love dogs. So let's do it for the dogs. It's not for anyone else ITV, 8 o'clock. You've stepped into two pairs of like big shoes in the last couple of years. What is more nerve-wracking replacing Paul O'Grady on for the love of dogs or Bake-off? Because Bake-off obviously is another one where it's like, you're taking over the institutions, Allison. You're going to be doing the Christmas message on Christmas Day.

Surely Bakeoff's a bit easier than Paul O'Grady, because he's passed away and it's why he's sad, isn't it? No offense about Lucas, but. We're not stepping into Paul O'Grady's shoes. I'm kind of just putting my shoes next to where his ones were. Do you know what I mean? the show but Bakeoff was like a big thing as well because it was our Matt wasn't it and yeah Luca yeah he was incredible standing top stick did it Malin stew incredible presenters but I just thought you know what I like cake I can do

what people seem to forget is, I'm a TV presenter. That's what I'm brilliant. Listen, I know I'm good at TV presenters. You're better than good. You're the best at TV presenting. No, she said brilliant, but I had to slide back to the cumble. I smash TV presenters. You do, you are.

I can do that. So whatever show you put in, I know I can do that little bit. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I'm that's, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm, I'm, I'm thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thooooooooomooomoomoomorrow, thooooooomoomorrow, thoooomorrow, I'm thi, I'm thi, I know I can do that little bit. That's something that I'm sure of in myself that I'll be okay. All I have to do is go in, be myself. Be interested. And be interested, yeah, and listen. And how often on this morning do you think I'm not interested? I don't care about your album.

Sometimes I'm a little bit tired and I do nearly fall asleep on the phonings. I get tired when it's serious. But it's not because they're boring, it's because I'm genuinely tired. I think I'm just getting old. Yeah, also when there's something serious and I think we're very similar, where we try and look at the positive and have fun. If someone's got a serious person person personthere's a serious person on the panel answering it seriously,

I sort of go, I can't show emotion in case I'm being sensitive, so I'll shut down, but I will nearly fall asleep. Because my body's relaxing. Rob, I would say, if Rob hosted this morning, yeah. Is it three hours? 40 would be the most fun show ever ever to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to.. to. to. to. to. to. toozy. to. to. th. toozy. th. th. thi??? I. thoome, thoom. I. thi. I'. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm to. I'm toe. I'm toe. I'm t. toee. toe. toe. t. t. t. try. to, toe. t. toe. toe. I be the most fun show ever. And 20 minutes of it would be bizarre as Rob interviewed a man who'd recovered from testicular cancer and Rob basically went into standby mode and just sat there.

Just go vacant as he didn't know what to say. You know what? I think with this morning you two would be a great addition. I don't know if they're missing a trick. I think you what to say. You two would be a great addition. I don't know if they're missing a trick. I think you two together would have been ideal. Fucking out. They'll get us doing all. You know, they sometimes do the slightly raunchy, saucy stuff when Valentine's coming up.

They'll get me and Josh to do that to see how awkward Josh will go. When you imagine tho tho tho th can th can th can imagine th can th just th th can imagine th th th th thu imagine th thu can thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. tho tho tho tho tho-I tho thus thus. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to to to Do they still do the high street fashion catwalk thing where they'll bring out like three outfits and me and Rob are like, that is a good look for the beach isn't it? Yeah, I've ever been confident enough to wear it Flares? You know what? Seeing them there and I'm just going to call the competition. Oh, like Andy Peters. In Disney. Can you talk to you about that? Because you've done that. Is that the biggest fucking, the best gig on TV? Have we talked about this before?

I'm going to be honest with you that. It is one of the best. He literally goes around doing competitions, and really you're not trying to to to to be sad, he's happy TV all the time, you're giving away money. I mean what more do you want? And he gets to travel for the places that you could go. Let's do it Josh. Yeah. Let's do a competition and let's do a segment. We're like, so we're here today.

Josh have you ever used anal beads? It's Valentine's. Once or the press. Right. So try and do that again. Yep. Okay, okay. So Valentine's coming up, the time for couples

to sort of show each other some love and care over the Valentine's period. Now, Josh, have you ever experienced anal beads? I have. Do you know what?. And can't commit whether I loved it or hated it. But it happened. Thank you very much, Josh. No. Judge, you should have just said, listen, I can't confirm whether I've used them or not.

Because now, tomorrow, I can't try and do it. Because now, now, I can't confirm it or not use them or not. Because now, to deflect a DJ Josh now you ask me about anal beads and I'll try and do it you'd ask me this time okay deflect it okay Romish okay Robbish I'm a promise sorry Robin I'm sorry niche I was thinking I should have said Romance uses anal beads to deflect it and then I had that name in my head anyway Rob Valentine's is coming up this week yes yes yes romantic time for couples have you ever used anal beads not these the the the the th th th the ones th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm tr. I'm tr. I'm tr. I'm tr. I'm tr. I'm tre. I'm tre. I tr. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm try. I'm try. I'm tre. I'm tre. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm tre. I'm tre. I'm tre. I up this week. It's a romantic time for couples. Have you ever used anal beads?

Not these ones here, no, but I've used ones similar to these. I see you have used them. Yeah, yeah. Huckin' out. So Allison, are you telling me if you've used anal beads, you'd have to say no you haven't? No, because then you're giving your own view. Robbeckett here of Allison Hammond on this morning. It's a lovely feature coming up, Allison's day about a Valentine's Day and the new things couples are using to spice things up in the bedroom. Anal beads, have you used them before?

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Not all the time. You like it was a passion, I enjoyed doing television, I enjoyed just being myself. It was nice to do it anyway, so I'd help out and do stuff for free as well. We used to do loads of panel shows for free, didn't we, Josh? You know, when we were young comedians, we were professionals, but they were working up ideas for the more, the more, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to be......... to be. to be. to be. to be, to be, to be, their, their, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be.......................... I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to, to, toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. you'd go to a production office, sit there and basically do the panel show in an office all day for no money but they'd go, oh the producers are there or the commissioners there so they get to see you and stuff like that.

We'd started this podcast for free, didn't we Josh? Yeah exactly. We don't know money off this podcast for the first sort of three to six months until it was fully established. Look at you two now. Look at you two now. Look at us two now. Rob's almost got enough money to totally soundproof his wall. Nearly look. There's a couple of bits at the top though. No expense spared there we flappy soundproof. But the thing is you never know who you're going to meet at a gig.

So go, someone might see you're doing it for mate's birthday and stuff, you're making mistakes in private. Do you know what I mean? Because you've got to make those mistakes somewhere. And also, it's nice to be nice. I've got an extra question on that, which is what were the weirdest things you ended up doing, like when you're trying to break into television? question. I'm sure me and Rob did a pilot for free once on a bus. It might have been for free I can't remember. We did something on a bus. Me, you are Melvin O'Doom.

Alice and Avan, Rob Beckett, Melvin O'Doom. And actually it was so cring. I think it was actually quite a good idea but it sort of just it got a bit complicated where me, Allison, I'm a massive touring bus. Oh, like a tour bus. Yeah, like a tour bus that bands would have. And we drive around the country and park it up and then do pranks. But the problem is, if you're trying to do pranks, it's quite hard to hide Melvin O'Doom, and A'n't O'Berrificet and Alessan and the band the band the band the band, thain, thain, thain, thain, the band, thain, thian, the band, thian, thian, the band, the band, their, their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and bands, and bands, the top. We had a good bit where we had to go in the street and we was in each other's ears

telling each other what to do and say, which is quite a good father. I was so cringe, I wanted to die. It was crudg. It was crudg. And then they did a prank. stuff was going on, there was leaks, there was fires, but we had a couple of people and I think, Allison remembered, tell me what your version of this is, but we basically, by the end of the day, I got a bit of stress because I don't like pranking people. Could I just ask, are you the estate agent? Are you the boy? No, no, no, they're real estate agents. We were in the bus, with a tellip. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel, tel, th. th. th. th. their, their, thi, thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, but, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, basically, basically, basically, but, basically, but, basically, their, basically, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, tode, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the it was a couple, it was okay. Then there was his poor girl, he must have been what, 17 that was been sent into his house

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That's a good way doing it as well just before as well, wouldn't it? Because then sometimes, if you're there too much, then you have to cancel it for last minute. If you can't there just an hour before. But then you text them an hour before a double-decker. Things like that, or, you know, like a lot of people go on this, I can't remember what it's cool, but you know, when you go on and you do video messages, but you do it for money. Cameo, I mean, I've been thinking about doing it because it's good money and it, but then I was thinking I don't want the stress.

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I want a ping, I want a notification. When does Aiden post comes through it? I'm obsessed with him. So you can do that? Have you got him on friend finder? You know where you're pinpoint location? Of course I've got him on friends. Literally know where he's at all times, but also he knows where I am at all times. Yeah, he just turns on the TV doesn't he? He literally turns on the television. She's like I've been texting or in Battersea. He's a little bit like, like if I'm texting so he's like a friend. Yeah. like okay he's interested in my life show. Are you single, Allison? No, I'm not single. I'm dating.

Okay. So how does that work that, when obviously, you know, if you're a single parent and then you start to date more and your child's grown? Is it easier now that he's, you know, I know he's only 19 but sort of an adult than he would have been when he was sort of a teenagerteenager because I feel like. I think he's more verbal now that he's older. He will want to know who this person is and he want to meet so it's harder in a way. It's a lot harder yeah because he want to know that he's this guy is treating me well. Yeah. The person that I'm seen at the moment he's like on his Instagram. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's. He's like. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's he. He's like. He's like. He's he's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's like. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He's he. He's he. He's, yeah, I like him. I like him, he's not too in your face. Do you know what I mean? Aiden's on it and when they actually met,

he really liked him and really thought it was lovely. So I was like, thank goodness for that. Because normally, I don't hate anybody I date. Really. Literally, just not interested in it. And you just know at that point, if I didn't that that that that that that that that that, so he's like the parent almost. Yes, definitely. There are moments, I think, who's the parent here, you know what me? I do feel that sometimes. It's nice though, because it's like I've got somebody always there protecting me, looking

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He's not living with you anymore. You're 40 quid out of pocket. Yeah. Cancel Sky Sports. You forget to so you're already, you know, it's getting worse. She's doing bake off extra slice as well. If he moves to London, obviously I'm going to be gutty because like he's been with me for 19 years, do you know what I mean? But I would totally encourage him to follow his dreams if that's what he wants and he wants

to move to London. I'd probably stay over his house every so often, do you know? Yeah. Well you're down there quite a lot anyway, aren't you know the week so you could just stay there a bit longer. Yeah, you'll be in with him. But I always he he he he he he he he he he he. I always always always he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he wants he wants he wants to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to he wants to It's so refreshing to hear, I think someone that talked that way about their kids, because it's so easy to be overprotective and stuff like that. And I think it's great to see someone got such a good approach. The thing is, our job as parents is to just be there for them really to nurture and guide them in the right direction and hopefully they take on your values and some of your values and just turn out to be nice people and ultimately like I look at age I just think it's actually a really nice guy. He's lovely, I want to be his mate. Do you know what I mean? He's got a great energy as well where you meet a lot of people where you meet a lot of people who've their. their. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to try try try try try try try try try to try to to try to try to to try to to they they they they kids. Yeah and they're brats. Brats or a bit smog, a bit arrogant.

He's just sort of a really good guy, very polite, says hello, smiling, but not sort of scared and shy. He's very confident and happy, happy lad, but he's great. Which of your TV shows is the one you like the most? Oh? You can't say that, Bob, that's a hard question. Let's either that radio's anecdote, Allison. No, no. There's different reasons. I like this morning because it's so different and nothing is the same. Yeah. No, two shows in the same. I like smart TV because it shows a different

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Bayfaf is just, well I just started filming Bayfuff yesterday. Oh my gosh, I've never seen the tent so cold. Oh yeah, of course it's been. I thought I was good again. Someone turned their fucking oven up. Come on guys. Oh, the cakes burn. It was freezing. Yeah, because also you have to dress all summery and look like, oh, isn't it? That is miserable.

I had my thermals on underneath my dress. Oh, it was so cold. But I love that show for the cake. Yeah. People don't realize I am literally there for the cake. Do you get to eat all the cakes? After every bake, you're allowed to tap that stone off. Really? So now I'm only eating, if they get a handshake or the winner of a section, whoever gets the best. Oh, that's a good

rule if a handshake, whatever. Hand shake one I'll taste that one, but anything else, sorry, I'm not going there. You should get a spit bucket like when people taste wine. You can't spit it. As soon as it goes in my mouth, I've got to swallow it. I love it. Right, Allison, come on. You've told us about the small thing. You can't get headlines like that. I can't have a go up and be for anal beads and start tishing them now. So a handshake and if they win, so in a show. He only does a handshake every so often, but if he does a handshake, I'm going to taste that cake with that I go. He don't dish out many handshakes, does he? So, I mean, if there's no handshakes, there'd be no cake at I'm tasty. What's the level worse than it yeah it makes me itchy when they take it serious does it?

Oh yeah some people take it really seriously yeah like Dermit O'Leary took it seriously didn't she? Alexandra Burke when I got a handshake from poor Hollywood in front of Alexander Burke I felt eyes burning into the back of my head and and you do two bakes and you come back for the final bake for the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their. to their. their. their. to to their. to to to to to to to to to to to to their. to to to to to to me. to me. to me. to me. to to they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they they. they they they they they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. t. t. t. te. te. te. took. took. took. te. te. took. took. te. t. my head. And because you do two bakes and then you come back for the final bake the next day, it's filmed over two days. When we came back the next day, that night, Alexander Berg had remade the stuff at home that she'd done in the tent. And allowed Prue and Paul to taste it again the next morning. Don't you stay in a hotel? Was she in the hotel kitchen? Just knocking out guys, I'm sorry.

I think she lived nearby, well I don't know. She might have gone home. She might have gone home. Some people go home. Me and Tom Allen went out for dinner, right, right? Because we was in a hotel right. Absolutely shit-faced. When I'm baking that big diversion cake, I don't know what the other week is. I think Tom was still drunk because he went on a big rant about his cake, but we were battered,

high on a handshake and then we completely failed. And Alexandra Burke rightly won. But yeah, she did rebake and bring them in the next day. With anything she does, she puts her heart and soul into everything, so she would have taken that quite seriously. She would have definitely. No, she's very focused. Who's the celebrity that's taken it most? As anyone? Dermit O'Lea, he's very seriously. Really? Really? Did he? Yeah. But he tried to like act as if he didn't really take it seriously. I'm that's you even happy when you got a handshat he was like I'm so overwhelmed. He said he would have like eating some biscuits like that when you got a handshake he couldn't believe. But he's good at looking cool and calm Dermit isn't he's. It's just one of them people who can just

just look cool and calm at all time. It always looks neat and tidy as well and very well presented everything fits him right and he's got kids and I always like a bag of shit I always look I've just been kicked out of a gym yeah he's always got lovely well ironed slacks hasn't he like well ironed like chinos and like a nice polo shirt yeah I don't know how he does it but even when he's not on tele he just like doing the radio or if he's he's just gets on a like a face time he always always always always always always always always always always always always always to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he's the the he's the the the the the to he's to to to to to to to to to to to they. he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. he's they. he's like I I they. I they. the the the the the they. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I'm just just. I th. I'm just. I'm just. I the the the the the the the th. I tel he just like when he's like doing the radio or if he's he's just gets on like a face time or something always looks really well turned out do you reckon he's got a steamer? I thought he was gonna be like do you reckon he's got a steamer? I reckon he's got stuff. Do you reckon? Yeah we'll have to get him on and ask Rob? Yeah we need Dermot on. He's written a good word in as well. Yeah, he wrote him to put a good wording for you. Oh yeah, tell him on Friday. We love Dermit. How did Adam Hills do on Bakeoff?

It did really well. Oh, for fuck's sake. No, he did really well. He made something from Australia type of biscuit or something like. Oh yeah, Tim Tam. Tim Tim. Tim Tim Tim tam. Right. Alison, absolutely pleasure. Good luck with the love of dogs this morning, Bakeoff, Smart TV. You're flying, everyone loves you.

Thank you, Boat. Give Aiden our love with his DJing. Yeah. And thank you for all your support and everything that you do for me as well. Oh, don't you see it. It's a bit rude, didn't it? Like you do other things for me? if I have to send in Josh to do a job. Pass the anal beads, right past the anal beads. This is the only podcast to listen to, and you know I don't do podcasts.

Well, we need to get your run set up. I'd love it, I'd love it. I'd love it, I'd love it. I'll tell you, I'd love it, to see See you like, Alison. Bye. Bye. Cheers, bye. Cheers, bye. Allison Hammond. Oh, love Allison Hammond. What a woman. What a woman?

What a treat? What is there to be said about Allison Hammond that's not been said. Yeah. I don't know what that means. It's like, someone. .. to. with comedy I'd like remember jokes they said. And they think it's all over they said what can you say about

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