Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP43: "Lou hung up on me..."

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Where did you come? Josh? Josh. Josh, Whidicum? Josh? Josh? Josh? What? What do you? Widdicum? Weedicom?

Oh! Well, turn. And can you say a cup of tea? A cup of tea? There we go. I'll tell you what. That was 18-month-old. Wow. Do you want to have a guess where from? New Jersey? Stock home. Nah, what? Stock home, Sweden. Oh, this annoys me when

Swedish people learn English from watching friends. A girl that was on my course when I did tourism management, she sounded so American, but she was from Malmour. Oh Malmo, hello. This is my 18-month-old daughter, Frida Fernanda, Fia for short, FIA. Frida Fernanda? I like it. Yeah, saying your names. She loves to talk and is a little parrot. So I've just started teaching her English. Can Rob guess where we're from? Too late. I've been a dedicated listener since the first trimester of my unplanned pregnancy and you've been a great support and sort. Wow, it's a lot to take in. Unplanned. Unplanned? Is that necessary information? Well, it is kind of relevant. You've been a great support and source of laughter. I couldn't understand your reaction to the Russell Cain approach. To me, as a single mother to be, it sounded grand and

I bought all the books Russell recommended. All right, and she did the Russell method. Hope you'll continue the podcast until we're all grandparents. I love most of your observations. I absolutely love Scandinavians. They don't take any shit. Unplanned in your face. I think Russell Kane was right and like most of the observations. See it later. Send.

I love most of your observations and hearing about your struggles, including a dog and cat daddy's lots and love. Tove, is it Tove? And Fia in Stockholm, Sweden. T-OVe, is tove, is tove, is tovee, is tovee, is tovee, tovee, tovee, tovee, tovee, tove, tove, tove, tove, tove, tove, tove, is it Tove or is it Tova, and Fia in Stockholm, Sweden? T-O-V-E, is that just Tove? No idea, no idea. But you know, everyone parents in a different way. Well, Russell's method was like, you know, a lot of cryout and that kind of stuff, but that actually helped with my daughter.

We did that as a last chance toll. Let's just say, we interviewed Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell his daughter was about five. The length of time we've been going now, she's probably almost a teenager. We've got to get Russell Kane back on. Tova loved that. That'll be part of the most of the observations you like. I tell you what, that most is better than some. Exactly, yeah. I'll take most. Most of the time you're funny. Do you're the I was listening to something. I love it when you get excited about something and you get a little bit like, you move in your chair because you're excited to sell me something.

I was listening to two comedians. Yeah. Who are friends? Yeah. That narrows it down? One was interviewing the other. Friends part. One was interviewing the other.

One was interviewing the other about their book, right? Right. The one who was doing the interview said, I've read it, it's fine. I thought, fuck here now. Fine. Fine. I'd never said that to you because I'd never read it. Exactly. That's how this relationship works. Listen to our podcasts. We consistently tell our guests their stuff is great even though we've th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho their their their their their this relationship works. Listen to our podcasts. We consistently tell our guests their stuff is great even though we've never experienced it. Look, I will never upset anyone with my opinion on their stuff because I will not consume their stuff.

Exactly. It's the perfect crime. Then you never have to be false, you never have to lie. No. And sometimes, have you read, have to lie. No, exactly. And if you've seen it, you go, no. And sometimes, have you read the book? If you go, no, for them it's a relief because they probably think it's shit. Yeah, yeah. I've clocked the system. Yeah.

So what did the other one say to him saying it's fine? It was said as if it was a compliment. It's a fun. says good yeah it was good yeah because they're still not overbilled no one gives a fuck about you or your book well what I mean is no one's gonna go wait a minute I've been sold a pup here I was told this was good by someone who was clearly lying do you know what I mean it's just yeah just be polite anyway how are you Rob we haven't spoken in years it feels like well it's been like a week or so, because we were filming, I was filming, so we sort of did one in advance, so we haven't spoken from it. What have you and the big man been off doing,

or can't you say? Oh, me and Romish have been doing a darts to the darts, theyrtlea, the O2 Arena sold out. Oh wow. 14,000 people, he won the Premier League darts. Oh yeah. Well, basically you play for 16 weeks, you get to the top of the league, the top four go through to a playoff, he won the playoff and got a nine darter. Oh wow. A nine dater in front of 14,000 people.

It was one of the most spectacular sport in moments I've ever been. It's so hard to get the darts in the right place and that basically a nine dart is you have to get down from 501 to zero. It's the quickest you can do it. Yeah yeah if you throw perfect darts you can get to zero in nine darts and it is almost impossible. It probably happens a couple of times a year on camera but about 50 times a year in all of the tournaments, but there's some behind closed doors and some. So it was really special to see that. So that was amazing.

So I was doing that with wrong. And then we're off doing that. We're off doing UFC, stuntman training and heavy metal. But yeah, so we're off doing bits of bits of it. Yeah, I know it's been weird. Do you want to go first? Should I go first? Should I talk to you about my bed? I've got a bed story about my daughter's bed, but talk to me about your bed. Oh, that's what I meant daughter's bed. That's how much you're in there. Well, no. Do you not call it you and Rose's bed? Well, where is Rose? She is away at the moment. that's just a coincidence. to cohapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapape. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to to th. to to to thi. that. to to to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. that's the the that the is the is the the is theat their theat theat theat theat to to to to to to to to to to to the is the is th her three friends have had this booked in for quite a long time. Maybe almost a year. Nice. It's May that's an early fry beer. They'll just be them and Wayne Linnocker.

Yeah, they're not really doing that kind of thing. They're just going for dinner and lying on the beach. How each to their own? Can I be honest about this Rob? There's two of the other dads that are going out with two of the moms with kids. Yeah. One of them started a chat between the three of us, with mates, right? And they were like, oh God, Saturday, as I'm calling it, the finish line. I'm like, it's fine. How long are they away for? Three or four days. Oh, so not that bad. And during the week as well. So it's yeah I just wanted to go come on. I know I've made a living complaining about parenting but fucking out. Josh you are a and this is why we get a little bit cheesed off with

the mental load stuff sometimes because you're very modern parent you do a lot of the parents here very split evenly between you and Rose that's how you do it. I'd say if anything that's underselling the amount I do. I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm joking. Many and true words are Jess. Nobody's good, though, it's good for Rose to go off and have fun. She's been working on.

Totally. What's going to be your little lad's trip away, Robbent. I just quite like being like like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being like being You don't fancy a little few nights away with some friends? No. You could go to like Madrid and watch Real Madrid play football or something. She's quite like being at home with my family. Look at the euros, you could go to the euros. I travel too much away. I don't like the amount I travel in my life. Okay, so if you get a chance to chill out, you just want to be at home. Oh my God the the tho g g go tho tho tho's off for like some trader and then this little Plymouth nerds in the corner just wanting to be at home with his nan.

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And then I'll let you know how it went. Yeah, okay, send him a tapop top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top. the topless phone. We'll just keep sending topless photos to Joel and he can update us. So my daughter's ordered a bunk bed. As she? Well she's asked you to. My son's ready to go from cot to bed. So her bed's moving down into my son's room. Right, because he can't handle the cot anymore. It's just too... Yep, fair enough. Hellish. Yeah. So it was a two week on order. Because he couldn't sleep in his car, he had to sleep on a bed we made up on our floor. She joined him for two full weeks. And then you're in the double bed alone. I'm in the double bed occasionally with Rose.

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Oh, okay, cool. He's got his shorts on, knows how to live. Also I think he's got too many books on his bookshelf. It looks like it's slanting and could break. I might have to warning about that. We're just saying your shelf looks like it's getting a bit heavy with books and it's not going to hold that weight. Well it's interesting you say that. It did fall down once because we had a a dodgy builder put it up but want you to see where the other beds been moved to all right so he's got the captain's bed and then the other beds just that but that's got to be your yeah that bed's got to be moved out of that room yeah but I'm on my own with them at the in Peter Pan. What you mean? Do they just saw big long curtains and big like, it's quite, it's very nice. So you've got to move that bed out of there, but there's the doorways blocked because

of the- There's two big beds in the same room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be fine. So how are you going to get the bed out? You've got dissembled the other bed, just takes. Why don't the the the the the the end. Why don't the end the end the end the end the end the end the end. Why don't the the end the the end the end? Why don't the end the end? Why don't the the the end. Why don't just just just just just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the door. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the because Rose wasn't when it arrived Rose wasn't there so the guy turns up yeah but she goes down to Corby because she needs to be there for deliveries because of the builders but she leaves you on your own for deliveries well Rob you preach into the choir so the guy turns up yeah he's driven from noting on with this bed he normally you told him where you were gonna go deliver it to you you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to to to to to the the the to the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th tho. the the the tho tho the tho tho the tho tho tho tho tho the guy. the the the the the the the the the guy turns up, yeah. He's driven from Nottingham with this bed. He normally went... You told him where you were going to deliver it to. You can't... I hate you when they turn up with the hump.

No he didn't turn up with the hump. I just asked him where he... I've driven down from Sheffield. Yeah, but I've not changed my address. Hell, long way to do a show in it. I knew where it was when I booked it in. To be fair, this guy wasn't complaining. He sounds like he was actually. I asked him where he had to go back to and he said, Nottingham. Was it Barnabus? He normally works in a duo. In a duo? So basically, both of us were flying solo. Okay. He helped me move the fish tank.

He helped me move take this bed down a floor with me? Did you build the cabin bed or did he assemble it when he? You paid the extra? I think he's 120 quid? So he had to build that on his own? Yeah, it took him four hours. Yeah, but there was no. to be there. and said do you need a hand I need go no I'm fine and then it was all built all right okay fair enough that would have taken me two days oh a hundred

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So, they're hanging out up to sleep up here tonight. We'll go and sleep on your floor again because he can't handle it basically. Oh, okay, that's nice. So they slept on our floor, night two, which was last night. So there's three people sleeping in a bedroom with one bed. Yeah, while there's a bedroom next door

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She's got a fan. Yeah, it's not made up. You've got to make it up yet. Move down to the bed, she starts crying, she's gutted that she's failed to sleep in her cabinet again. Right, okay, yeah. She's inconsolable. I'm like, do you want a second go out here? Also as well, she's used to, because we spoke about us before when she's used to sort of like you laying with her to get it to sleep, but you can't rely with her. It's too high and not enough space. Yeah, so I'm like, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they. to to they. to to to to they, they. they, they, they, they, they, they, their their their their their. She's their. She's their. She's their their their. She's they. She's they. She's they. She's they. She's they. She's they. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. th. thin. th. th. th. th. th. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Because she's inconsolable. She's like, yeah, and I'm thinking fucking out. By now it's like five to nine.

They too, yeah? Yeah. Last night, so we go up, her on the top one, him back on the pink bed. He can't get comfortable. Right. I say, do you want to move to. The bed that needs to be moved into his room, he can go in into its move. Yeah, yeah. He gets in that. She's up there. He can't go to sleep, but she gets to sleep. He eventually gets to sleep at about 935 quarter to 10. Yeah.

Success, Rob. Yeah, that's how so. Total success. I am woken at 2 a.m. by a huge crash, because I'm below them and the fan has fallen off her cabin bed onto the floor. But thank God. You must have scared you so much. Yeah, I woke up and I thought, I don't think that's my daughter. So what have you perched a fan on? You know, like the kind of wooden corner? Oh my God that's never going to work. Massively extensionly just hanging down the side of the space.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's such a big cabin bed as well. It's like if you stand on the floor, do your eyes level with your daughters or you've got to look up. I'd say my eyes are a mattress level. Okay. It is big, I didn't realize. So high. Yeah, it is really high. Can she touch the ceiling? I'm not letting her stand up on it? Right, okay. But she can if she stands up when I lose control. Probably she's going to get bigger. By the time she gets bigger. What age do you go, this is fucking mental I'm climbing up? I give that bed six to eight months. Do you? Yeah I reckon she'll get bored of it and not like it. We'll see. Then it'll be moved down into his room. Anyway, long story short, now they both say that they're sharing a room and so they both enjoyed last night. So that was yesterday. But what we've got ourselves in the position of now, Rob, is how we're going to get either

my daughter's room is now going to basically be two massive beds, filling up the whole space and his room is going to be totally empty, or we're going to have to convince him to come downstairs with his bed. I'd wait until Rose's back. Oh yeah. A couple of weeks weeks the the thiiiiiiiiiiiiioe thioe thioe thioe thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes tho thoe thoes thoes thoes thoe. they's thoe. they's thoe. they's tho. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they's they they's they's they's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the. the. theateat. thoooooooooooooooooo. thooooooooo. tho, so, oh yeah, a couple of weeks, whatever that is. And, because then that way you can get it all set up and get it nice and coat, because no shade, but it's quite a messy room at the moment and a bit chaotic.

Yeah, just to be very clear, that is because I've, for obvious reasons. Yeah, yeah. You've been on your own and you've not you've not you've not. There's two beds in there! Well, I'm gonna say, but when, if once you and Rose can like move the beds together, get it all set up nice, and then one of you sits with your daughter, one sits with your daughter, I think you'll be able to settle them into it. But at the moment, they're just not going to want to sleep on the bottom of it and then she's getting a bit bigger and it's one of them really small tiny ones it wasn't like a full size single bed it was smaller and she wasn't sleeping well she kept on coming in waking up in the middle of the night blah blah blah blah blah blah

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And that sort of got rid of that argument of I'm scared, because she's just got the confidence to be able to wake up on her own and go back to say. But it's heartbreaking because she's obviously upset and then she does get herself upset. But almost need to hopefully that works. We've got another sleep problem, Rob. Yeah. Which is my son, so he's not on naps. Okay, he's three and a half. Three. So he's not been napping for maybe six months. Mm-hmm. We realized this from nursery, they'd let him have a nap and and she, and she and she and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and the th, and th, and th, and the th, and th, and the they, and th, th, th, th, th, they, she's th, she's they, she's th, she's th, she's th, she's they, she's th, she's th, she's th, she's th, she's th, she's they, she's th, she's, she's, she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she, she she she, she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she, she she she she she she she she she she she's three and a half. Three. So he's not been napping for maybe six months. We realized this from nursery. They'd let him have a nap and we were like, if he naps, it's just game over in the evening.

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And that's because you've been better, not because she's been away most of that time. I'm sent her photos. I did the last ever show of Quickly Kevin the football podcast we did it at the Palladium and we had Kevin Keegan and it was incredible and I felt so depressed about the whole thing and afterwards people were like, is it sad that it's ended? Is that, you feel, I was thinking, I don't know. I don't know why I feel sad. I don't feel anything. I don't feel anything. I've just stared at a sold-out palladium, feeling nothing. That's the problem. There is no emotion here. No? But anyway, I'm feeling much better now. Here's something that says a lot about my life. Yeah. I found a shortcut that takes three minutes off the car trip to school. Yeah. And I feel like it's transformed my life.

How long you have to drive there normally? Depending on traffic, between 16 and 20 minutes. Okay, that's pretty good. Yeah, it's not bad. But now it's between 13 and 17 minutes. Wow. And it feels like I've got a whole day back. You're sure they've not put you on 15? You're too happy.

They've doubled it. I can't believe how much I care about it. It's pathetic. Oh that's good though. Little wins, isn't it? Can I just say one more thing on cars? Did I tell you someone said I crashed into their car? No, I saw something on Instagram but I didn't work out what was going on. My car insurance company got in touched wrong. Yeah. And they said... They don't even get in touch when they auto renewed, do they? So it must be serious. Yeah. We've got a claim, someone claimed you drove into their stationary car. And I was like, oh fuck. I don't remember that, but you do think, oh And they said it was at 153 a.m. on a Sunday, Monday morning. Oh yeah, you're not out then, are you? No. You're in bed hearing fans crushing to the ground. I'm trying to get my son to sleep because you're a nap.

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Anyway, so she grabs the key, goes off on a day and stuff like that. I need to go and take the dogs for a walk. So she's out and about the spare key. And I say, Lou, where's in the car. I went, oh, so he's taking it with you. She went, yeah, I mean, so we won one, one. Oh, oh, and I don't know why I did it. I felt reckless. I went, no, that's evens, is it? That's one one, one, right? And then she went, well no, because you can go and walk the dog. There's enough stuff in the house that you can cobble together to go on a dog walk. So no.

And I said, well, there was a key that you could cobble together in the house and drive a car. So I'd call that one one. Did you know what she did? What? Hung up on me? Oh wow. Amazing. Now, where to on that? Because I think really in a court of law there was what she needed in the house and there was what I would need it in the house for the dog walk in the car so what's your view? Well a key is the full package as well. You don't have to cobble together a key it's there.

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Yes, yeah, because I can't ring Lou a Luke can't bring me. I've got no signal enough I just stood there just waiting just waiting. Do you know what you should have done? What's that? Move to the city? For this one day, I was thinking. theylion. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tap tap tap tap tap tap tod. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. the the the the the the the the the the the the this is mental. I need to get one of them like Elon Musk Skylink things where you get in the net all the time or something. Anyway, so he came around and then apparently the problem was an animal were chewed through the cable. Really? So all the end that was gone. But I was borrowed because I thought it was in the house,teeth marks are in a cable. But like a mouse or like a horse or like... Horses? I don't know. It could be anything. Probably a squirrel or fox or something like that.

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Yeah. Michael, haven't I got a great connection speed at home? Well, I am awaiting an up to wait. I'm waiting an up. I've asked Michael. Haven't I, Michael? Oh, it's insane. Thank you.

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lunchtime to have a different one. Yes, it's just I'm witnessing it. So I wasn't like, thi fucking pair of pricks. No, but it's still not nice. It's not nice. All this fucking pair of pricks they're hanging out with now. He'd immediately hate him. And then she was like, dad, when we go to Taylor Swift, can I take and she named the two friends that weren't those two? Have you got spares? to take no I was like well you could say on what you want if they got 400 quid sit up over this way anyway so there was this fall out for about 10 minutes at one point she walked past a friend in the park her currently ex

friend they were friends again within 10 minutes and you know when a footballer walks past another footballer they don't adjust their direction and just catches them with the shoulder she did that to her mate and I was like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their their their take as take as. I their their theirs. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their don't adjust their direction and just catches them with the shoulder. She did that to her mate and I was like, what you're doing? And then she genuinely put her hands up like a footballer that I don't know what you're talking about. Just like, really? That's like, I was just walking. I don't know what you're talking to me. Yeah, exactly. I was that I was walking in that direction. the way like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I was like, like, like, I was like, like, like, like, like, I was like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was, I was, to to to to that, to to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tothat direction. She was in the way. I didn't do anything wrong. And it was mad to, because it was like watching like Roy Keene or someone. Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah. Just watching Roy Keene just leave. Kids with their friendship. I think girls, I don't know, you'll know when your boy gets older. I think girls are a bit more, almost a bit worse for that, and they, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to.think friendship is the main thing. With Taylor Swift, right,

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Because I've got the playlist, so on Spotify, great app, yeah, there's a full playlist of the tour. So it's the Taylor Swift Ears Tour official set list. Did you take her to Girls Aloud or is this going to be her first show? It won't be a first show because Girls Alouders next month. Wow, what an introduction she's having? I know. So I'm currently working my way for, it's three hours, Rob. Yeah, I said to Lou though, I'll go and then I can stand in the merch queue while they're watching if necessary. And also I'll be quite handy to the girls to the toilet in the men's. Yeah. Because the cues for the women's. I can't wait for the girtle's faces. No, I think if I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. thee thee. thee. thee. thee. thee. thee. thee. thee. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that. that thee. theea. toea. toea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the gig. I can't wait for the girls' faces. No, I think it's going to be incredible. I think if I didn't have kids I'd still have an

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I'd get the tube there and then I'd arrange a car or a taxi to pick you up a 10-minute walk away from the stadium in another direction where they can get out. Yeah. We're booking a hotel. Oh are you? And we're going to try and park at the hotel and then we can get ready in the room and then go and then it's just a quick walk back to the hotel. That's our plan. I think I'm going to do what I did for blur which is you can rent people's driveways. Really? the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to the to to the to the the to the to the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. thrown. thrific. th. thi. throwne. throwne. Oh, thrown. Oh, thrown. Oh, thrown. We're thrown. We're thi. We're thi. We're going. We're going. We're going. We're going. We're going. We're going. th. I'm going. I'm th. th. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh. Oh. Oh. I th. I th. I's try. I's try. I's try. I'm try. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going try. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. Really? Little tip for Swifties. Oh no, don't do that because they're all going to fucking book it up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe I should do that now. Little tip for Swifties or anyone else going to Wembley Stadium. Yeah, do not get the tube.

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Birmingham. Now that is niche. She managed to become qualified and start this business all whilst being on maternity leave and still being the best mom to our son, Elias. Thanks in advance guys, Jack from Birmingham. So that is buthe bode- th b t b t bb th bbbbbbbibibibibibibibibibibibibibed th ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th and thi thi thi th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and their and their and their and their and their and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their thi the the the the thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean. their their their thi and still being the best mom to our son Elias. Thanks in advance guys, Jack from Birmingham. So that is Buddha Babies if you want baby yoga or baby massage and you live near Shostoke Village Hall just outside of Coleshill. You know it's remote when they have to tell you outside of Coleshill on the edge of Birmingham. Perfect. There we go. Shustoke Village All. Also, I'm sure if Taylor Swift's playing Villa Park, you could part up there for 20 quid. It's just though. Is she doing the rest of the UK? She is, isn't she? Because my brother's going in Cardiff.

Yeah, she's doing Cardiff. Does she need to do this? It seems like such an effort to do seven nights at Wembley Stadium. Yeah, like like th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the their their. their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, money because of all the rights? Scooter Braun? She didn't have the rights to her own songs or something? Yeah. Oh I'd say Birmingham is a dead center between Birmingham, Tamworth and Coventry. Oh there we go. What a trifector there. Hi Rob Josh. I would love it if you gave my small business Little Ocean a shout out. After the least relaxing holiday in my life with my then 10 month old son of three-year-old daughter last year, I decided to create the ultimate parenting hack for beach holidays. Our beach pools create a space where children can enjoy the ocean water from the safety of the sand. The pools are filled with a storage bag which doubles as a bucket,

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