Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP53: Playground Shaggers

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

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Join for just $4.99 a month. Savings May 3, eligibility and member terms apply. Hello, you're listening to Parents in Hell with. I don't think in my daddy. Can you say Rob Beckett? Friday Bucet. And can you say Josh Widdickham? Josh! Widdickum? Josh!

Widdickum? What? What? I like the dad coming in to try and save it. Oh, yeah. Is that a little bit bad man, though? Bad dad for getting involved in what the mum was doing? Was he mansplaining? We like that the man that pushed his kids in front of his wife doing the marathon. Have you seen that? What?

No. There's a clip of a woman running like a half marathon really fast, she's about to win. And just before the finish line, he sort of pushes these kids in front of her, as if to go, go with mummy, and she sort of pushes him away and runs across the finish line. Oh, I've not s' thrying to steal this? I just don't know and it's a bloody quagmire Josh, don't you? Yeah, too bloody right. Hi Rob and Josh, what's this debate on? Where am I missing this debate? I'd just sort of like the ether. Right. Just sort of in the air. You're going to loo in the kitchen, throwing it, around. Yeah. I have a breakfast. So what's what's, what's, what's, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. their. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. Blo. they. they. they. they. too. too. the to. to. the to. to. to. No, it's just on the internet people calling him a wanker for taking his kids to watch their mom run. Okay, fair enough. But there was a debate about was he stealing, I don't give it, I don't even know why I'm talking. Who

was that? I'm a bit hungover. They're Welsh. I'm guessing Welsh. They're Welsh. They're Welsh. They're, Bridgend. Oh, now living in Perth, Australia. Oh, I didn't get that. Two and a half year old son, Dylan, who's been listening to the pod whilst I drive him around the car, since he was a newborn. He's recently become big brother to twins Reese and Kara, who'll be six months next week. Dylan has recently started saying it's a bit of fun all the time in humanarisms, which I can only assume he got from listening to the pod. Keep it sexy and relatable, Emily. Well, other catch-raise is he going to get next week? I've dropped down to five milligrams again. I've dropped down to five millgrams again. And all my swearing. I was going to ask your advice. I was going to ask your advice. I was a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. I'm thi. I'm to to to to to to the to their their the their. I'm their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm the. I'm the. I will. I'm today. I Beckett. Well played. Look how sunny it is on me. Oh, God. It's lovely today. It's lovely today. I don't know when you're listening to this. But today it's lovely. I don't know.

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I mean, we're doing this four years now, and when the summer comes, all the videos are ruined because half of... No, it's you the opposite of the Tim Key question Rob. Go on. To bleep out Michael Who is the comedian who's just the least not as a comedian F. Ha ha ha. Off stage just not a laugh like, you know when you're like why you're a comedian? Yeah, I'd say that he would be the one of the most sort of famous, But then there are loads thoes thoes thoes tho- tho- tho- tho- the loads tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o' to the to-up to-up to-up to-up to-up to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho tho the tho tho tho the the tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the would be the one of the most sort of famous but then there are loads that aren't funny that are a sort of lower level where it's a but they're basically failed posh people that went and did degrees and they're quite confident but

they're not funny and they're just but they're confident enough to stand they're thinking it's going well well I can give you a long their their their their their their their their to give you a to give you a long to to give you a long to to to to their their their their their their their their their their th. I I th. I th. I can't thi I can't thi. I can't tho. I tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. the. the. the. the. thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I could be it for days telling you them. I can smell funny on people. They come in. New acts, but in seconds, you know. It's a six cents I've got. It's a six cents. Right. Now, I want to ask your advice. At the time of recording we're flying somewhere as a family tomorrow, Rob. Yes, you are, yes. Short haul, Europe. Europe. Europe. Yeah. Greece. Okay, yeah. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I time. I can. I can. I time. I can. I can. I ti. I can. I can. I can. I can? Short haul. Right, Europe? Europe. Yeah. Greece. Okay, yeah. It's a lot being coy about where you're going. You're going to Greece. Yeah, sorry.

We're going to Greece tomorrow. Yeah. At the time of recording. And that's exciting. Our flight has been moved earlier. Shock! Wow! Hmm! Interesting! Wow, it's really good to add some new content on the right on the podcast. B.A.A. have moved a flight again, have they, Josh? Hmm. Keep talking. 6.30 a.m. from Gatwick. So what time was it originally? I don't know. I can't remember. They moved it quite a while ago, a few months ago. But after we bought the tickets. So it's now 630? It's now 630.

That's no fun is it? No. That's no way to start a holiday. We haven't booked a hotel but we're toying with it. Should we do it? We've never done the hotel at the airport before. I know you're the kings of hotel at the airport, king and queen. Or do we get the taxi at 3.30 a.m. I think. I. I. I. I. the th. I. I. th. th. I. th. th. I. th. th. I. the th. I. th. I. th. the th. I. the th. I. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toda. today. th. th. th. get the taxi at 3.30 a.m. I think for 6.30 and if you can get a little airport hotel, it's quite fun actually and sometimes you can check your bags in the night before. Oh can you? So it depends on the airline and where you're going. We did that once where what you do is at about 11, like 10 o'clock, but then you haven't got anything. Yeah, no. But then how much then, how. then, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. ta. ta. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. their. their. their. no but then how much do you need? You're getting up and getting on a plane. Yeah that's a good point. So like obviously you can leave some like toothpaste toothbrush out and then just take that in your hand luggage in a little bag. We send a hotel and then thin that night I went to the, because you're allowed to you could check in the bags. Yeah could have a lie until half four. Lie into half four. You could just get up and quick half an hour

and you could be at the airport five, an hour and a half before. No, the worst parts of the holiday is waiting for a cab to arrive. And especially, I think the worst part of the dark. Yeah and especially when you got the kids and you're just like they're awake now. I would do hotel than the night before so you need to book that and go there today. Yeah. What we did though is like you're not really, it's not

like night in a hotel where like get there are like 9 p.m. Yeah if you left your house in a cab or whatever they put the get into the hotel, have a little run around and go sleep. Yeah. Oh God. I'd do that. Oh God, I don't want to get a flight that early. The whole day is going to be mental. Well it's not the whole day, it's a whole day when you get there, isn't it? And you land at like term. Nice. Yes. Lovely. Are you not going away this half term? No, not going away. Oh my word, are you working? Not really, no, just chilling at home really.

Just in the garden. Who are you? Have we swapped rolls? Well, a lot of time, we went away loads for like, that was when we were moving house, and like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, the, the, to, to, the, to, the, to, the, to, the, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, are to, are to, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, to, are, are, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, they........ they. they. they. they wo, they wo, they woomork, they woomork, they woomork, they woomork, they woomork, they woomork, are they, are yeah you know your kitchen that you use yeah that's not done yeah okay so then what we do is when was away they'd come in and finish bits so we saw I feel I'm the most boring man that's ever lived was it's okay my head's gone I had a drink last night Rob if you worry you're the most boring man that's ever let me ask you go to the to the the to to the the the th the th th the th th the th th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the one week holiday with a toddler and a seven year old. Yeah. I would pack two and read none. I'd say you've packed six will

read none. Five I've packed. How are you doing that in seven days? Well I'm not going to, am I? But I wanted to give myself options. It's like Garra Southgate going to the euros. Right, okay. So what have you got? What's in the bag? Well I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. too. too. too. th. too. Right, okay. So what have you got? What's in the bag? Well I brought them up here because I thought you could play a game of normal or not normal. Oh you like of it a normal, not normal, it was a book to read. Okay. Okay. Three weeks, eight seconds. A history of the tour to France 1989. That is not pido list. Yeah, because most old cyclists are them little, you know the little old men in them the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tour tour tour tour tour. tour. tour. tho thorough tour. thor. thorough thorough thorough. thor. tho. thoes. thoes. tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. the. you know the little old men in them little tight shorts that go to these guys. Yeah, not the athletes that let them off that's a job but the 50-year-old bloats would go out with the fucking bollocks look like they've got cling film over. I think they're pervert's and only do it for the outfit. Well this is about it's about it's about it's about it's about it's about it's about the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. It's th. It's th. It's thirt's thirt's thirt's thiverts their thirt's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're their their thiverts thiverts thiverts thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's tho-a' tho-a' tho-a' tho-a' thi's thi's thi-a' thi- Well, yeah, but that's like my greatest ever shit. Who cares? I would read that, Rob.

I would read that. Rob Beckett's greatest ever shit. Well, I think if that was announced, yeah. I'd say I'm fascinated to see how he does this. Not the shit. No. I have had a couple of good ones, to be fair, but I, but I, but I, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that. that. that's, that. that. that's. that, that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. that's thea. thea. thea. thea. thea do an article on it. Yeah, I don't even know if you can do that. I've got a routine about having a shit.

Yeah, I've got a routine about having a shit. It makes me feel weird. Yeah, people don't really like it. People don't like it, do they? Toilet humor. Yeah, it's not me. Don't like it. But it's an observation based around public toilets, but you can't talk about public toilets without people

picturing you. Having a shit. I'm in a shit. You look so weak, don't you? Yeah. My mate, my brother, it was my brother, she was in a curry house and he went into the toilet. When he opened the door door, there was someone in one of the cubicles with the door open his ass. Well. He didn't have the door shut. Saw and blow, but saw that wipe in his arm. Anyway, Tour de France, 89, not normal. Thank you. Even for cyclists, that's a niche one. Who was in it? Who was in it? Who was in the... Greg Lamond. It's apparently the greatest ever tour. I was recommended it as a book, not because I'm interested in the tour de France. Just because it's an interesting story. Yeah. I'd probably watch a documentary on it. Yeah, but I couldn't read it.

Next one. Killing Thatcher, the full story of the IRAs, bombing of the Brighton, uh, Tory party conference in 1984. Fucking ill, mate. You're going on a holiday. People read that to prepare in for like some sort of an exam or... No, it's interest, it says on the back, it's more gripping than any thriller imaginable. Who said that?

Dominic Sandbrook from the rest is history actually. Well, okay, fair enough, he's a big history guy, but all right, okay. Yeah, well, yeah, sort of interesting. Not normal. Not normal. to read, not normal. journalist from the 60s that I got recommended. Who by? Just some of her writing. Just some of her writing. That's never getting read that one is it? No. Beyond the Wall of History of East Germany? I think that's a bit more normal.

Do you? You know that's like a history book like it's like oh I wonder what happened it like I'm clutching it strong here they're all not normal I'm honest, but I'm trying to bridge a gap. What else you got? Is that all of them? No, I've got, Hunger Makes Me Modern Girl, which is by Carrie Brownstein, who was in the- Are you making this up? Hunger makes the girl by Carrie Brownstein. Makes me a modern girl. Hunger thu. Aung makes makes makes makes makes makes makes makes thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. their ma. thu. tho. I tho. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. I their. I. I. I. I. I. Hu. Hu. Hu. Hu. Hu. H. H. H. H. H. H. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I thu. I thu. I thu. I'm thi. thu. thu. thu. togu. togu. togu. toguu. thu. tho. hunger. hunger. hunger. hunger. hunger. hunger. hunger. hunger. Hunger. Hunger. Hunger m. Hunger m. Hunger makes me. Hunger makes me a modern girl. She was in a quite small American indie band around 2000

called Sleeta Kini and Pisa. Yeah none of those words are real mate. You're AI. Have you already got an holiday and I've got AI Josh. Just pumping out the kind of shit you should say but it's none of it's actually real will make sense. You are that is the niche is where did you go to get these books? Book shops? No way have they got they've been stopped got to be online Book shops basically just have rich and Osborne and then whatever Stephen Bartlett's done See it right Josh we've got so you want to I'm excited for correspondence because there's a topic that we've got that Michael said has gone mental and what is that topic. I'd forgotten playground shaggers playground shaggers. I I I I I I I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm the thaggers. I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho thou tho that the thou toooooooooooooooooooooooooo to the to to the the the the th th th th to's a topic that we've got that Michael said has gone mental. And what is that topic I'd forgotten? Playground shaggers. Playground shaggers.

Now just to be clear, Rob, yeah, yeah. If you haven't listened before, that sounds much worse than it is. Yeah, yeah, well if this is your first entry to Perrin and L. Well done for surviving that 10 minutes of what has been absolutely, th Josh's hotel room and his books. But this is where it gets juicy. Right, playground shaggers is parents at the school gates. the fairs. Yeah, fairs. Juicy goss about people we don't know.

Top shaggers. You know still say top shaggers? Yeah, Darren Day is still kicking around, isn't it? Top shaggers. Hi Robin Josh, please keep me anonymous. Oh, all of them are going to start like that. Yeah, it's great, isn't it? I wanted to tell you about the awkward wife swapping situation in my school. I've been teaching 15 years and have heard about many parents having. affairs, but in one class, two dads have actually swapped wives and remarried, making the classmate's stepbrothers. That is insane. The boys have kept their original surnames, but one's first name is the other's surname.

What? Just to be clear, please keep me anonymous. The details are two. No, they've given an example that isn't the right one. No, I know, but those details are so... The details are so specific. Everyone who knows about that will know about it. And then it's sent for my Iphy known. But the boys have kept their original surnames,

but one's first name is you have a surname. Think John Oliver and Oliver. Right, yeah. the thooo's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho-the tho-the tho-thea, tho-the tho-the tho-the tho-the details, the details, their the details, the details, the details, their their their their their their their the details their, the details. The details. The details. The details. The the details. The th, th, th. The th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi is thi thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. theatthea. theateateateateateateateateateateate. theateateateateate. The details are theateate. The details are th Oliver. Right, yeah, yeah. Because you never call your kid Oliver Oliver. But you would never, when your mom remarries, change your surname anyway. Some do. Well, anyway, which adds to the confusion. On parents' evening, they book appointments back to back, I bet they do the dirty buggers. And hover as a forsome to hear about their son's nice. Hover as a forsoom. Apparently it's all very abicable now. The boys never... It has to be if they're hovering as a forsoom. And the boys never know who will be picking them up.

So would the boys go to one house or the other I suppose? I suppose it's quite useful. What to swap wives? No, no, no, but I mean in terms of child care, they've halved their I suppose I suppose it's quite useful. What to swap wives? No no no but I mean in terms of child care they've halved their pickups. Yeah true but I think I'd rather just maybe find a child minder and start shagging Lou's mate and she starts shaking their mates and husband. Would that be worse for Lou to walk in on you with 10 of of her mates or you with one of her mates? I think 10 would be better than one. Because it's less personal. And it also is like, you know, good on him.

What the fuck is going on here? Where is when it's one on one? Yeah, it's like, well, you- The ultimate betrayal. Ten on one, I twelvesome. I like Rob, I like these ten. I like these guys. As a twelve some. Anyway, so it's all amicable now apparently with these ones, but when it first happened before

I joined the school, the dad's had to fight in the playground. I'd say with good cause. And the elderly caretaker to break them up. Oh my God. Can you imagine the keys rattling on his waistband that caretaker? Oh my word. Ironically the boys can't stand each other and have to be kept separate in class. No!

That is awful, isn't it? That is bad for pickup. Imagine the therapy bills. Oh my word. there's more, Joshua, there's there's there's dig into that a bit more? Absolutely what me shagging all of Lou's mates at once? Yeah, let's go. Rob, why have you turned your script video screen off? I'm just really into this now actually. Should I ask Lou what she'd prefer? Yeah.

Lou? Can you come here a second? Please? here a second please you don't you're not on camera don't worry I've just got a question you put an ear in okay you're right Lou I'll turn the mic around quite a weird question would you prefer to come home to find Rob having sex with one of your friends or ten of them at the same time um it's not something I've thought about no no I'd hope not I have I have I have. What would you prefer? I don't know, one-on-one would make it feel like that's more emotional, so that might hurt more. But ten friends you'd lose them all at once. I'm not sure I've got ten friends. You certainly wouldn't after that. I could find a couple of. I think you'd lose them all at once. But if it was ten, would there be any their be any their be their be their be their be their be their their be their their their their their their their their their th. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. to be to be to be to be to be 10. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I's to. I. I to. I to. I to. I to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. wouldn't you? But if it was 10, would there be any possibility you might trug your shoulders and join in?

No, I think I probably just shut the door and walk away. But pretend I haven't seen it. That's right. Yeah. And if you had to have sex with one of my friends, do you know who that would be? No, they're your day. Thank you. There we go. Yeah. She's not joining in, Rob.

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Yeah. Hey, just listen to the episode and the question about dad sharing it about the school gate. Well, I can confirm that yes, it does happen and not just in the posh schools. I'm a teacher in a pretty mixed affluence area. Police have been called to break up fights at sports day, but some of kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids some of the kids get horse riding lessons. Okay, so it's a bit of a spectrum of kids. Only a few years ago, I had a girl come into my class in September, and in the opposite class, there were two form groups, was her half-sister, same dad different moms. The girls never acknowledged each other, and we had to do two of everything.

The dad had spent a few years with the new family, but then gone back to the original, The dad had spent a few years with the new family, but then gone back to the original mum. This is a small town where everyone knows everyone. Oh no. Until come February, when a new boy starts in the same year, we assigned him a class and we got on with it, until we were informed he was another of this dad's kids from another mum. Oh my word. Who had decided to move her kid to the same school, both within weeks of the other

two. She knew of one of the girls I wanted to make life hard for the dad by moving him to the school. Oh my word. She learned of the other girl too. So basically there were three kids in one year, oh my God. A few weeks apart, all the same dad, that is incredible. The big problem arose as the girl's mum knew nothing of said boy and it all got a little bit Jeremy Carl on the school gate.

He'd been cheating on both of them. Imagine, I'm just going to say it, obviously I have no pity for the dad. No, absolutely not. But imagine his face when he realized. Imagine the kind of, oh for fuck sake. Oh me and my tojure again? Yeah. But a fine mess you've got me in, boy.

Oh my God. Parents evening and the end of the year show were very awkward. That dad had one busy march just over a decade ago. Yeah, because also, obviously, if the original partner found out that he had another kid that was a same age and it was quite awkward in the school when it was all separate and then 10 years later after all that kicked off there was another secret one oh my god the poor kids involved the poor kids you're just a kid go to school and then you realize you got two sisters and your mom's having a fire at the school gates Jesus there's two more shagg stories here Josh go on let's do the their their they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their the the the they they they they they they they their their their their they're here Josh. Let's do them. I'm enjoying this. Please send in any playground shagging stories.

Yeah, they're the best things we've ever had. Also, any moms cheating as well. Yeah, equal opportunities. Probably more men. Most men are more likely to do it, aren't they? Dahlgs? Right, filthy street dogs. Hi, both. Just listening to your latest episode and you asked if dad's shagging around the playground really happened and I just knew I needed to email in. My son is now in high school. These are like, is they're quite hard to read out these because they're like riddles? Because there's so much involved. Yeah. My son is now in high school but when he was in primary, there was one dad.

Let's call him Jim, let's call her Claire. And also because they're trying to give it anonymous. And they're really unmemorable names because they're trying to keep them anonymous. I know. Anyway, there was a dad called Jim and he was still in a relationship with the kid's mom called Claire. Another mom, Sally and to my friend to let us know that she'd matched with Jim on plenty of fish. Oh no. And he had started sending her very dirty messages. Oh no, Jim. Dirty Jim. Grubby little Jim. Did Jim know who Sally was or did it? I'm not sure. I'm the same knowledge as you at this stage. She had screenshotted it all and was unsure whether to let Claire know. So Claire is Jim's partner. We were quite close in with Claire, so he told her he

was not only on the dating site, but also trying it on with one of the mums in the playground. I think you've got to tell her. Yes. Well done, Sally. Can we have a quick round of applause for anonymous Sally there? Well done Sally. She's matched with Jim. He sent her some dirty messages. She's told Claire. Now, Claire's took it on the chin and nothing happened, right? They told her, but she's not done anything about it still together. Then you regret telling her. But that's her life choice, Josh. That's her decision. Yeah, but fucking L-el is awkward, isn't it? So, this is when it gets juicy. What?, can I have a guess? Can I have a guess? Go on. They've got an open relationship, and Claire's also on plenty of fish. Right, well, we later found out that Sally and Jim had been having it off with each other.

Having it off you. Behind Claire's back. So Sally told them about the message, but then she carried on messaging him and started shagging Jim. Oh my God, Sal. Claire found out again, can we withdraw the applause for Sally? Yes, actually... Our first ever round of applause after four years. Oh, we've had to take it back immediately. We're about to take it back immediately. Fucking else, Sally, you dirty, dirty dog, Sally, you and Jim. Now anyway, Claire found out though that Jim and Sally were having it off, but did nothing. Come on, Claire, have a little bit of self-worth. Later on, Jim was caught out with another mum on the playground. Oh no. Mia! Now, Jim and Mia actually moved in with the other, and Mia's kids. Leaving Claire to deal with her and Mia's kids, leaving Claire

to deal with her and Jim's kids on her own. Now, Mia was not as much of a push-over as Claire, so when Jim was discovered having a baby with another mom, oh Jim! On the playground, Mia kicked Jim out. Well done Mia, actually. Yeah, no, she was having an affair in the first place. Yeah, yeah, I don't think Mia's, you know. Anyway, now, so Mia's kicked him out because she's discovered Jim's having another affair. Jim tried hard to get back together with Claire, but Claire was having none of it. Well done Claire. Great work, Claire. Actually almost feels like a report for Claire, but we're not doing thrown. It's a lot. A report. to. thi. th bench. I bet he fucking was. I'm enjoying

this written. Imagine sat in the playground. Imagine watching this unfold over a year. Jim arrives and you go, which kids are getting? Yeah. Is he getting Claire, is he getting the ears? Is he walking in with Sally or is Sally walking in 10 minutes after Jim but with wruffled hair? What's going on? I must say it was very interesting to watch it play out from our favourite bench on the playground. Later started to work at a high school that Claire and Jim's kids went to and got to find out that they are still separated and now Jim has three other kids with three other moms from the playground. Fucking out. Sticker Johnny on Jim. Come on Jim Bo! Wow! That's tired me out, read it. Imagine that she's having that much sex.

It must cost a bomb to have that many illegitimate children. Just the fucking overheads. Can you imagine your WhatsApp groups going off? Imagine trying to keep across three different households with three different school weeks. Oh my God, Jim, you absolute idiot. That was Laura, so thank you for that she's having she's having having having she's having she's having she's having she's having she's having she's having she's having she's having she's having that she's having she's having that she's having she's having she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having she's having she's having she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she she she she's having that she's having that she she's s, I s, I s, I s, I that she's s, I that she's s, I that she's s, I that she's that she's having she's having she's having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having that she's having three different households with three different school weeks. Oh my God, Jim, you absolute idiot. That was Laura, so thank you for Laura for telling that story. Have I ever told you, and I don't think I've got a legal issue here. When I was in year seven, yeah. I had an English teacher, right. And he disappeared after the first term,

yeah. Was he that guy that went tha tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho, tho, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, tha, tha, ta, ta. tha. thau. thau. toda. thaua. thaua. thaua. thaua. that's, thaa, thaa he'd run off with a sickformer. Was he that guy that went to France? No, no, no, no, no, because she was much younger the one that went to France. Right. Oh God, that is bad. He ran off with a sick form. Apparently they're happily married still.

So I don't know where that stands on the morals of that. fall and be 1718? Well it's difficult because when you're 11 you feel like every teacher's 50. Yes. But he might have been 25. Yeah I can't really remember what he looked like. Because it's just that position of power. Ten year age gap is fine when you're 39 and 49 and you sort of fill up but come up mate. Could I just say on the other thing on that is I did a gig. It was when I was like first touring so it's about 2012-13 something like that. And one of my old teachers came to the gig and she was one of the younger cooler teachers. Yeah.

And then we went out on the lash afterwards. Did you get off of your teacher? Like a group of us, she came, yeah. Basically, she just told me all, because you know when you're a kid, you don't realize that these teachers have a life in the staff room. And so there was so much that had happened.

That you weren't allowed to know as a student. You're like, thi was fucking him and these two had a fight and this woman left this guy for this teacher and you're like this is If I could grant anyone one wish Go out on the piss with one of your old teachers and ask them what was going on with all the teachers at your school How old was you when you was going on the latter of your teacher? Well, I was probably 30 right, okay? Okay. You still remembered it all? It's like the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeea. thea. theea. thea. I thea. I. It's like the greatest reality drama ever, your school, but your teacher's telling you it, Pierce going, I can't believe, look at her. She's drug. She's that make me do geography. What did she teach? What did she teach? English. English teachers always the most mental I think. Yeah, a bit chill. Hi boys. Here we go. Last playground, shaggu. the the the shaggaggaggig. their saggig. their saggig. their saggig. their. their saggig. their saggoy. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thea, look. thea, look. thea, look. the. the. t, look. t, look. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. tog. tog. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. te. te. tethem in, I'm enjoying these. Hi boys, obviously you need to keep my name away from this.

Needing capital letters. Oh, I'm fucking Watergate. Bloody hell. Keep my name away from this. You asked about shagging dads at the school. And mum's to be fair, but we've only got dad's stories. We all have a mum's WhatsApp. So our class has got a mixed gender parents' WhatsApp group. Have you got a separate mums and dad's WhatsApp group?

Well, I was in a group that had all the parents in, and then there's another one set up for five-side football that's got the dad's in, but we don't don don don don don don don to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the to to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to to to talk about to talk about to to have their their to have to have their to have to have told told. told. told. told. told. to have told... to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have told.... We their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their told. told. told. told. told. told. to to their their told. told. to told. kid that was all the parents and then the kids all change classes and somehow I've not been added to it and I've not gone out my way to do it because no I know we talk about mental load on this. Lou is in charge of the kids and the school and what they're wearing and all that kind of stuff and appointments and stuff that is divided and ideal all the tax and business stuff. Yeah. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the th. I'm th. I've tho. I've tho. I've not the the the tho. I've not tho. I've not tho. I've not tho. I've the the the the the the the th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I I've th. I I've th. I've th. I I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've not I've not th. I've not the. I've not the. I've not the. I've not tho. I've not tho. I've not to not to not to go not to go not to to to go not to to thatean. I've not thate. I've not that that that for both of us. So that's a sort of division. So actually, I try and stay out of it, but I do put all the dates in my diary, like the important dates and stuff, so I'm across it a little bit,

but I'm not in the WhatsApp group. I go to the source myself. There's a good thing on the website, the school I'm not really, I don't think I'm in any group, there's just too much. I've got my school eye calendar stuff added and it is confusing because sometimes you look at your calendar and you're like, year five trip to science museum or whatever. Yeah, and you go, well hang on, my kid's in year one. Why am I on that one, you back to this WhatsApp. Yeah.

We have the mom-what's-up group very much have a love-hate relationship. One morning, anyway, my phone was pinging like mad, and I was wondering what the latest message thread was about hoping it's not another lost water bottle. No, this time one mom had message that her child will not was having an affair with a party child's mom! Oh my word! Her child's best friend! Oh, fuck me sideways. You know what, I want to get on these WhatsApp groups if that's what's going on or not? That is absolutely tasty us.

I will not be until the party this weekend because I've just discovered my husband's having an affair with the birthday girls the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their God, did the party go ahead? Well, everyone was offering condoneses while the other mum stayed very quiet on the group. Of course she fucking, I don't think the other mum can speak up on the group. What can you say? At some points it's best just to stay quiet, I think. I don't think you can say the other mum should have gone. Halber hands up. I've been a the the the theirfying. theirfied. theirfied. theirfied. theirfied. theirfied. theirfied. theirfied. their fa. I'm their fa, I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm th. I'm th. I'm their. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. their. their. I'm. I'm. their. I's, I's, I. I. I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. t. It's t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. t. to. the the the the the I do apologize. And she can't leave the crew, because she needs to know if it's, you know, Muffdy Day next week. It's Muffy Day, every day the way she's been going.

Hey! Oh, it's good, isn't it? Good fun. So did the party go ahead? Well, it says here, this is from Anonymous, these families all at the recent concert I'll sit between them and could feel the pressure of the death stairs through my head. So they're just awkwardly getting through it. You can't get away. It's not like a job you can leave or no I suppose would you move your kids? But then why is a kid's got to suffer for it? Yeah. Because the dad's a roundy little dog. Yeah. Becausethat, don't you? Is the way you said it? A rady little dog? Right, what else we got here?

Oh my word, keep them coming in because it's mad. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Did you fancy any of your teachers? There were a couple, but there was none there that, like, they were a little bit older, but you, when 14 you find a way you find a way to fancy someone it's mad isn't it being a 14 year old boy I think if I'm bored enough I could fancy anyone you put me in a nine to five office job I used to call it bored love where like if you're there all to anyone near you like well I'm out if I

convinced myself I like them it'll make the day easier, wouldn't it? Why did you meet Lou? That's not important. I don't know. I don't know, I've got to house store. Do you want some more correspondence? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for all the sending these in. They're so good. What's the moving house thing? Have we asked for that as well? Fuck me, my memory for this show. Yeah, but I think we did ages ago, but we never do correspondence. So then normally, the way I look at it is if there's a one I can't remember. I mean on this document, famous people who drove past you. Fucking out.

Fair that please, wrong? Okay, right, I'll give you that and then moving it out. Famous people who drove past it. Hi, Rob and Josh, I love the pod for last six years with my young family. The pod brings me back to my roots and I get a couple of hours of top British banter. Sounds like a Nigel Farage policy. I don't want to bring back top British banter. I think pumps haven't got enough banter in all that bloody woad nonsense. Now so the subject of famous drive-byes back in 2005, me and my six friends Corp.

Two-Fax Chocot. No one ever said his surname. Full name. Full name? Back in 2005, me and my six friends were having a drink in the pubs of Knightsbridge before a red-hot chili peppers gig in Hyde Park. As we left the pub, well lubricated, we were waiting to cross the road. As a lights went red, the car that stopped to let us cross was an open-topped army jeep, and sitting there in a bright yellow t-shirt, shorts and boxing boots.

Let me guess. Go on. Chris Eubank. Correct. Ha ha ha ha. In a rather jolly mood, I said, told us all to enjoyed being recognized. No shit, he's in a Jeep in a bright yellow t-shirt. He asked where we were going, and I said, just down to High Park Corner, and he told us all to hop in.

Oh, amazing! All of us quickly jumped in the Jeep. There weren't enough seats for us all, but we all piled in. I got the front seat, but some friends half a mile down the street to hide park, corner, desperately trying to get action shots with our Nokia's. Imagine this story but not having your phone to feel like 2005. Terrible Lockett. He dropped us off right at the gate, in my 30-second chat in the front seat. I asked him what he was doing out. He said, trying to be inconspicuous. I don't think it works. A thi thine thine thine thine thine thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin, thi. thi. thin, thin, thin, thin, thr-a, thr-a, the the thr-a, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, imagine their, imagine their, their. their, their. their, their. their, their. their. their. their. their. I'm, imagine, th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm the. I'm thea, toge. I'ma. try. try. try. try. try. tm. try. try. try. try. try. try. I'ma. I'ma. I'ma. I it works. Anyway, lovely guy, very generous and certainly the best way to arrive at a gig. A great story to remember as I hadn't thought of it for years. Amazing. Keep up the good work. See, it's a good subject. Did why, why did we do this? Did

I tell you I crossed a zebra crossing and Gary Neville stopped once. Have I told you that? No, I think it's I spoke about Barack Obama driving driving past so I'm United fan. No. That was from Rowan Newman who's from Augsburg Bavaria. Oogsburg. Right do you want the moving story one? Is this moving as a moving house house, not as in a moving story? Oh yeah it's not like the tale of woe as moving house fails. Yeah again if you've got famous people that have to d'a' the famous. the famous. the famous. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to the famous. th. to th. to to to th. th. to to th. to to to the to to th. to to to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Ooge. O' the the the the the tho. O' the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. the the thoo. thooooooge. O'g. tho. O'g. th. th.aggers, boomer stories, send them in. Hi Robin Josh. Robert's talking about his recent house move and raving about the absolute necessity to use removal companies who pack for you. Oh, just preach. Just preach. It's so much easier, isn't it?

Obviously, it costs more, but I would say this. Mm. They're so fast. You would make your money back if you just worked in any job for the period that they're doing it. If you know what I mean? Become an Uber driver for the day. Become an Uber driver today, you'll be in profit over if you had had to pack up your whole house. You'll be so slow at it, it'll be the least money you save ever. And I'm sure it'll probably work out for the best.

Yeah. So this reminded me of when we moved several years ago, we had also chosen to get everything wrapped and packed rather than doing ourselves. I thought it'd been very clever in removing all my underwear and hash brown garments. Oh, hash brown, garments, we're talking about having sex, wasn't it? Oh, right. Hash brown garments, what like sexy lingerie, so that the removal company wouldn't rifle through everything. Okay, fair enough. H brown garments, what a horrible term that is. Took me ages of what I was she was talking about that. Yeah. I'm shimmied this woman. Ha!

Do you have any hash brown garments, Josh? Do you wear any sexy outfits for the ladies? I think Rose would throw up if I appeared in a sexy outfit. Do you know what I mean?? If I the the fire, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, I, I, tho, thi, tho, to, to, to to to to, to, I, I, I'm, to, I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th... th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thr. to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, is to me, to me, is to me, is. We're to me, then little braces and trousers. I just don't think it would work for her. Yeah, I don't think there's an outfit, Lou, shall I ask? Lou? Ah! Lou, can you hear me?

Oh, oh, God, she's coming. She's busy. She's not going to like, she's busy. She's not going to like said to the... So just as ladies talking about having like sexy underwear and sexy clothes, would, is there an outfit that you'd like me to wear that you think would be sexy? I don't even know how to answer that, Rob. Well, just the truth, baby. Like a posing pouch, you know, like a posing pouch, Chip and Dale or like fireman or a little uniform or just a little pair of type pants

What do you think? Little pair of type pants would it help? Um, I don't I don't. If there's an an an ensemble for men. Oh God. Is there something that you go? I wouldn't mind robbing a little posing pouch. Would you? I'd like robbing a little posing pouch. If I had to answer this. Just a truth baby? Well, I think we know the truth is no. I'd like Robin a little posing pouch. Would you? No, I don't think I've ever thought that thought.

Just naked? Just naked. Okay, we're just a very close. We've got. to be a rig. tooge. Why, this dog is so fucking thick. Sorry, Josh. Right. Come on, then. You know the other dog we got, George? He's, fuck, this I say wrong with him, like mentally wrong with him. It's not right, Josh.

No. Yeah, Lou doesn't want me to wear anything, Josh. No, that's cool. She's naked. Yeah. the whole bedside table away in one go. My bedside table turned up at the new house in one piece. Everything was still in the drawers. My husband's on the other hand had been emptied into a separate

bag which included a array of old condoms. I mean I assume still in their packet. I don't he's keeping them for like serial killer prosperity and a row of old condoms, loob and handcuffs. Oh my word. They had clearly seen everything much to my horror. I felt more embarrassing when I realized that one of my ex-pupils was part of the removal company. Oh no it's got back to second at the school gates. Oh my god. Mrs. Luby handcuffs. Was it him that had seen everything from the bedside table to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, tho. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, the the the the th. Oh, the the tho. Oh, the tho. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh seen everything from the bedside table? Supposed to say, whilst they were a great removal company, I'm never using them again. Oh my word. Never stop the podcast. You're the highlight of my week.

Keep standing sexually remable, Sophie. There we go. There we go. Absolutely. Love it. thrilling than my reading list. Oh absolutely, us doing this is so much more entertaining than what you've got to read on your holiday. Just listen back to this instead of reading. Okay I'll do that, I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. today. thrown tho. thr. thr. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. or two, I've had only two today so far, and it's 10 a.m. This is the perfect place to get a well-deserved shout out for my brother and his wife

who run the New Forests Tea Company. Based in the New Forests, Ian and Kelly established their company during lockdown and they strive to provide ethically-sourneyed, in either fully-cassible plastic-free tea-ba-tea-tea-tea-s, tea-s, tea-s, tea-s, tea-s, tea-s, tea-s, tea-s, tea-s, tea-s, I, I, I-s, I's, I's, I's-s, I's-s, I's-s, I's, to-s, I's-s, to-s, to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and t, and t, and t, and tha-s, tode-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s. toda-s. together-sha-skkkkknea-s Ha-sknea-sknea-skoeruua-skknea-s.a-s. to-s. think loose leaves for wankers. I'd go with the tea bags. That's for another day. I hate loose leaf tea. It's not strong enough. Really passionate about that. I just when you're in a cafe and they bring out a tea pot I think what the fuck is wrong with a bag of PG tips or New Forest Tea Company. Normal. Yeah, that's it. Normal stuff. Not normal. Like tea bag in the cup. Milk at the same time, who gives a fuck? Let's just get on with it.

Oh, man. I tell you're a new man. Exactly. You've got your red right. Surrounded by the beautiful new forest. Tobeyed by the main cafe, oh sorry, they supply to many cafes in Hampshire. The main, I was thinking that's a weird thing to say. Supply to many cafes in Hampshire as well as selling retail online. W, W, W, W.W. New Forest Tea Company.

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Kerry X. Thank you, Kerry. Right, I've got one here. Hi, Robin Josh, love the pod and we'll be thankful if you could give my friend's business a shoutout. Nadia created wonky picnic in 2020 and she makes fruit inspired everything crocheted fruit and crocheted earrings, plates, candles and tableware. Our kids love the fruit for playtime and everything is handmaid by her. She's based in the whirl and is a true talent and would really appreciate it if you

could mention her. Her website is Wonky Picnic. And her Instagram is Wonky Picnicnic. Thanks guys, hope you're having a lovely day Catherine. They're quite cute actually, it's a little crocheted toys and cuddly bits. Oh lovely. Right, Josh, I'll see you next time. I will see you next time Rob and I can't wait. Good luck on the on the hotel. Yeah, I'll let you know. Yeah I'm sure you will. Yeah, you never let us down Josh. See next time. Bye Bye everyone. Thanks. I'm Natalie Cassidy and I've been wanting to do a podcast of my own for a very long time and here it is. I'm going to be talking each week to family, friends, most importantly you. I want to talk about the issues that are bothering me,

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