Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP55: Cloned Licence Plate Gate

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. Hello, I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Here's a clip of my daughter Nora, two and a half attempting your names. Thanks for your laughs. Oh, thanks for The Laugh, so I was going to say. Just had another baby, Asa. Nora and Asa. Is Aysa a boy or a girl? It'll be a boy. Asa, B is the actor, isn't he? And he's currently in an advert for Robert, with Robert De Niro.

Oh, is it, how you spell A-S-A? Yeah. A-S-A? Okay, you know. And your podcast is keeping entertained to that, whilst I get through the newborns, you to the a today,that if I said to you the song from Devon do you know them?

And now you're pushing that down the line to somewhere smaller, and no offense slightly shitter. Yeah, I'd say the only only in my defense. Only in my defense is Michael does source these so I thought he might have been given it. Do you know Cassie Satchel. What a surname? Cassie Satchel? Cassie Satchel sounds like something from the 90s all the girls that scored. Mom, I want the Cassie Satchel? Those girls at my school had gold, cloun necklaces. Do you remember them? No. I think that might be in a little bit of a rougher thing that people had. It was a gold necklace with a gold clown on it that had sort of like colored gems for its eyes and stuff.

Oh yeah. But yeah, I think there might be a selfie sundan thing. Rob, I can tell you, I can tell you tired. I am. I'm a bit all over the place. I'm a bit. I'm a bit. I'm a bit. I'm a bit. I'm a bit. I'm a bit. I'm a bit all. I'm a bit all. I'm a bit all. I'm a bit all. I'm a bit all. I'm a bit all. I'm a bit all. I've. I've. I've. I'm a bit all. I've tho. I've a tho. I'm a th. I've thoom. I've thoom. I've. I've. I've that. I've. I've. I've. I've tho. I've tho. I've tho. I've tho. I've tho. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've well have I got two Zencasters open? Must have been old one. I don't know, but are you googling gold monkey, gold clown necklace. Hang on, are you recording, yeah, it was Googling gold clown necklace. Some pricey ones actually. Yeah, they're like, something like five, six, hundreds of thirty these. They must do cheap shit ones as well. No, I've been away working for the week in Los Angeles and Las Vegas. Oh. And I float in and it's a bit of a dirty flight because you sort of leave at five in the afternoon then I land.

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I think that would be too much. I'll message Rob and say I'm going right down about this time. But normally we only really go away when it's sort of America and that's we're normally always up from about five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the time difference so that's a bit more like. Yeah, we can't wait to each other. But basically the way it works is at no point would Romish initiate meeting for food or drink unless I do it. Right, oh, that's interesting. Just because he's a very laid back man that's he indeed yeah absolutely loves it travel we are the

headphones going on I'd say travel I used to be way more keen being with each other but now I'm much more comfortable my own actually I found Romish is the one is a little bit more oh we're not sat together I'm like no we're not're not actually. We checked in separately. So you are down there. I asked. So, but this was confusing. Normally though, that we're very lucky we get, we get flown business class when we're filming. And normally there's just like little section at the front. But on the way to LA was on one of them double-decker planes. And then as we're walking it, and normally, we, we, we, we they, we they, we they, we they, we're th and normally, we're th and normally, we're th and normally th and normally th and normally th and normally they th th th th than, we're than, we're th th th though, we're thi, we're throw, we're tho, we're tho, we're tho, we're tho, we're tho, we're tho, we're tho, we're tho, normally thian. thian. thian. Normally, we're th. th. Normally, we're th. We're th. th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. thaneded. We're thaned. thaned. thaned. They looked at a ticket, you go that door, you go that door. He was downstairs, I was upstairs. Oh my word. So it was sort of separate levels, Josh, and that one we didn't like that.

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Welcome. To parenting. Hell. Right, Josh, in Vegas it was 42 degrees. That's hot. Really hot. So what, and also it's a dry heat, Josh. So it's sort of like like I could literally feel myself

crinkling as I went into the sun or any and I've been in Dubai when it's been like 42 degrees and when you're on holiday it's sort of survival because you don't do anything when you're running around working you just like what were you doing street magic or something no I was doing stunt performing and ufse so I was sweating a lot. And one day, I wasn't really on top of my water and making sure I was drinking and I was sweating a lot because we was doing a physical... You thought? No, no, no, no. But Josh, that's what I thought. But everyone in Vegas, like you've got to keep on top of your water in this heat.

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What matter? It wasn't liquid anymore Josh. You had to say it out your dick? I had a dark yellow shit on my dick mate. I'm trying to be my healthiness I've been trying to do going to America's an absolute joke. It's fucking off. One point Josh I could I walked around the entire airport trying to find a salad and I couldn't find one. Then I found somewhere else it was like did salads they went oh we're only doing pizzas at the moment. I was like. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. I. I. I. I the the th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. th. I was. I was. I was. I'm. I'm. the the their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. Then I found somewhere else that was like did salads. And they went, oh, we're only doing pizzas at the moment. I was like, for fuck's like, then I went, I went, can I sit here to eat my sandwich? It was part of the same place, but yeah, but only if you order a drink. I went, okay, I'll have a coke,

he went, oh, I'm fucking. You have to have a poem. What's Romish is? He left the day before because I stayed. What is food like in Vegas? Vegan like. LA and Vegas wasn't too bad actually. LA is obviously fine. What was he doing? It just sort of having salads. That Nashville was difficult for him when he had paddron peppers for dinner three nights in a row. It's quite fun. Anyway, but yeah, so, um, Oh, what have... Oh, well, sit back and let me tell you about my parenting week, Rob. Also, I can't, I'll talk about Taylor Swift.

That was ages ago when I went Taylor Swift. We had a good time that. Well, you can tie that into my girls loud stuff. Oh, yes, let's bounce, let's bounce, let's bounce that. Talk to me about parenting Josh that's what we're at for. Okay a dog tried to fuck my son. Okay I've got questions and this you get me in a little take away you are Rob. Okay the answers no he didn't manage it okay the answers no he didn't manage it. Okay that's that one done then. How long was the attempt for, would you say? I wasn't there. I was inside. What, in the house?

So we were at a friend's house. They've got a whip it named Bullet. I tell you what as well, like whip it's a light, but they're big when they get on the back legs. They're tall. they're big. they're big. they're big. they're big. they're big. they're big. they're big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big when when they're big when they're big when they're big when when they're big when when when they're big when when when when they're big when when when when when when they're big when when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big they're big when they're big they're big when they're big they're big they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when they're big when big when they're big they're big they're tall. And my son, I was told unbelievably, Bullet was trying to fuck all the kids basically. As if to go your kid ain't special? What kind of, what does that doesn't matter? I don't care if the dog's fucking my kid, I don't care if he's tried and there was a few of us inside watching Switzerland versus Italy. Yeah, of course. Good game. So just outside the door I hear a bit of a commotion and it turns out Bullet who's been trying to fuck all the children. Yeah. My son had made the mistake. I was putting his transit down and wiping dog food on his ass. He was in doggy position. Oh he was crawling around. Yeah, well he'd got on, I don't know why he was on his hands his knees and then um...

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Yeah. Okay, how's it going? He started just walking through and getting in our bed in the middle night night night night night night night okay, not ideal, but I can sympathize because that's what my six-year-olds, and how old is she, six, seven, six? The youngest one? Yes, that's what she's doing. And I've been away for a week. She's been in our bed every night just because Louvre says it's easier, which, yeah. But it's stupid, isn't it's not the shade. It's, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the the the same. It. the the the six, six, is, is, is the the the the the the the the the the the the the six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six,the fuck? It's so much easier. I've had to go back to going head at the other end of the bed. Right. No, but so so when you, when you, he gets in your bed, does he just get in the middle? Well, this morning, because you sleep with a duvee over your head? Yes, I do sleep. So if you do that, doesn't that, that'll go over the child's head? No, no, no, so he, so it's happened twice this week. The first time, neither of us even remembered,

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Where is she? Where is she? Where is she, I don't know, she should be in. Oh, okay, oh, okay. Yeah. She must be downstairs, I think. Oh, okay. Just right, just right. Yeah, she's in London. She's any opportunity if you're in London?

That's quite broad. Yeah,, she's still a UK citizen. Sorry, she's still registered here for tax reasons. She'll be voting, no, you want about that. She's voting postal, but she is very uniting behind the Yeah, but so when your son gets in the bed, so you change your position completely? Well, I, he just took up all of my pillow. I didn't even remember him getting in the bed. I just turned around and he was the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to their for their for their for to their their to go their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thxx. Shea. Shea. Shea. Shea. Shea. She's just. She's just. She's just. She's just. She's just. She's just, she's ta. Shea. She's just. She's just, she's tooe. Shea. She's just, the. She's just just took up all of my pillow. I didn't even remember him getting in the bed. I just turned around and he was there between us. Because they used to get in and just go, they get in now and go, where's my pillow?

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Unbelievable compared to their beds. Why are kids giving such shit mattresses? So thin. It's like being on a roll map, a camping. Just doing a bit of yoga. No, this is bed, is it? Okay, fair enough. So you can't get out and go in that one because it's too uncomfortable. Yes, I went head at the other end. Why did you go ahead at the other end? Because he taken up all of my pillow? So do you grab another pillow? So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. th. th. t. t. te. te. te. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, toe. toe. toeeeee. toeeeeeeeee. It's, toee. So, toe. So, toe. thi. th. It's, taken up all of my pillow. So do you grab another pillow? Yeah, I grabbed another, like, you know, one of those big square pillows that are on the beds during the day, but not ever used. Oh, not even a real pillow. No.

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at the end of the... Yeah, so that started happening. He came in at six this morning, but you went back to sleep, thank God. But in a way that's good, but in another way it's set to precedent, because he didn't know it's six, he just knows that I go and get in bed, in my parents' bed. And then did you get up then he fell out at one point. I had a weird morning Rob. So I'm such a stiff, that's a stiff neck booking. This is so weird. What? I got and I did it because I was like to be honest I'll give me something to talk to Rob about on the podcast. Okay. I got asked to do Radio 5 and Radio 4 breakfast to talk about the England game. Both of them. I did them back to back. Why? Well I was just like

this is a weird thing I might as I'd do it. Yeah. And then it suddenly got earlier 10 past 7 for a fucking sound check for Radio 4. I only did 5 minutes! What time were you on? 20 past 7? 25 past by the time. Sound check? I couldn't hear them. So I had to do it on the phone in the end. Turned out out the volume down. Oh, are you supposed to be on Zoom? Yeah. And on Radio 5 I got asked to play a game called Ballor or Banger, in which had to identify whether it was a football or a sausage, the name, which was quite good fun. Okay, that's quite a good follow. Yeah, you'd have enjoyed that.

Yeah, a big fan. Yeah, I'm a fan. the other fan. th podcast. And if one of us got divorced and it was like, one comes to going, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, well, yeah, she's like, I'm not allowed to see her at the moment. I'm fucking, they're all just one of us, trying the other one through. Luckily, we're not know that I feel tired I feel very weird.

Yeah you do feel quite weird. Feel quite off a little bit angry. Yeah you know what I think there's an edge to me this morning there is an edge to me this morning yeah you don't seem happy with the wood. I tell you I tell you I am Maggie if I haven't slept is bad. Sorry I'll try and be more to be more to be more to be more to be more to be more the to be more to be more to be more the to be more the to be more the to be more the the to be more the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi th th thi thi. thi thi thi. thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi the the to to to the the to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the, so your car got, someone stole your number plate in the car. So, I cleared them a parking charge. I've been cleared of one of my charges. Oh right, because you had to tell them that your car. What happened to the builders? Did the builder get a parking ticket the other week? Oh, he didn't.

He didn't. I'm not accepted my challenge. Okay, so your number play got cloned. The police gave you a number to give to the local councils to say, This isn't my car. It turns out, that's not a crime reference number. That's a reference to the call I made to the police. They can't give me a crime reference number because all I'm saying is someone stolen my... They haven't got any proof there's been a crime. Right okay so I've got no car reference number barking counselor got back in touch with me. Have they got the car? They said 1 a.m. They've got a photo of two red lights in the darkness with a with a number play between it. That's what they've got. Can you prove your car, you wasn't... How? Photo of you asleep? But how's the burden of proof on me?

I know. Surely the burden of proof is I didn't get me started to the fucking council, Josh. They are money grabbing little fuck nuts. And it's not even my counsel. I don't give a shit not the fucking. Oh my. So I got done for a 23 and a 20. That fucking hurts. Yeah, I did. I got done for 22. I did a speed awareness course for 22 in a 20. I actually can't enjoy it. That's not here, not there. Because I'm a nerd.

I came away thinking everyone should do one of these. They will. I've driven better ever since. Anyway. God, anyway. Barking. So now, so one of the options is I'm allowed to go to Barking Council to view the video first. Yes, Clay.

Can I come? What? What? We'll drive up to go over a little chat in the car. We'll go in, Mike's up in, to up, to up, to up, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've the the their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I've the. I've touch. touche. touche. touche. touche. touche. We've touche. We've together. We've thooomorrow. thoomorrow. I've thea. I've th. We'll drive up together, have a little chat in the car. We'll go in Mike's up in secret to the council. I'll be your guardian or whatever it is your representative if you know when you get like HR on you. Yeah. So how, like, they're just, I'm not accusing of them.

I'm not saying this is what they're doing, but what I'm saying is a lot of people might just go fuck it or pay it. Yeah, yeah. And I am very close to being that person. However, when I spoke to the police again, she said, some people have 15 or 20 of these happen to them when they get their card number plates cloned. I said, so what can I do? She said, you could just change your number plate. I'm like, what? How does that work? I haven't done anything wrong. Can you imagine the faft? I'm changing my number plate. Get the personalized one.

She said, I said, you could just change it by one number. That doesn't make any fucking difference. What, the advantage isn't that I want a number plate a bit like my number plate. I'm basically going to, they're like... So Barking said, they're just refuse. I don't know what to do now. I've got about five days to make a decision. I can hear that. Pay! Is it still 60 or is it got...

No, it's 190 fucking quits! Oh, fuck off! But... They would... I don't want to lose days of my life to this. I know what I mean. But if you don't challenge it now, what if another 10 come through with barking? I know with barking.

But how many council is they going to drive through? There must be someone at barking council listening, if not let's start a petition. I don't know what to do. I put it on Instagram actually to check and I haven't checked the replies. Let me just check. Yeah, not enough replies. I think you should challenge it as part of the podcast.. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the to. I to. I to. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I the. I the the. I the.e.e. I their their treck.k. I true. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to the replies. Let me just check. Yeah, not enough replies. I think you should challenge it as part of the podcast. Yeah, but what do I challenge it over? We can't keep getting bent over and ramrod up the ass by these councils? Have you watched, have you heard about GameStop? You know that?

Charlie Baker just sent me a personalized number plate for 250 quid. I'm not getting a what is it so? What's it What is it? What's it saying? JOS treble 9H? Oh yes please. No, no, Rob. No way! Yes. Have you ever seen someone with a personalized number plate and thought anything other than that guy's a kind? Like, no one ever thinks cool dude coming through it no one's ever think you now have an excuse no I don't maybe all those people that have got them have had their number plates cloned in the past what Lord Sugar with AMS one how do I know that? What am I going to do? You're going to fight back. How? You're going to put these bastards in their place for the common man and woman.

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Yeah, I thanks, I knew you were here. I just saw you pull into the car park. JOS 99H. Now, obviously, I know this wasn't you and it wasn't your car however we need to prove this to Barking Council on the courts yeah so on that night in question can you have a look at your diary you know how much his lawyer is gonna cost me more than 190 quid I'll tell you that for free right so but did the where were you that night in bed it was one I'm you but where in bed between my wife and my son? End of the pillow cover of my head.

I love that's big of a photo and it's a man of a doover over his head driving a car. The problem is, even if you had a photo of my bedroom I wasn't a prue from there, because man, it's covered. But no, but was it in London then? It wasn't at home? Had you done anything that night? No, just watched TV and gone to bed. Yeah, because if you're away gigging or you could go, well, I weren't there, I was in someone's say, I was, you know, I was telford doing the Spire Awards. Exactly. But I wasn't.

I was not. You need to go look. Yeah, but I think you're going to gain another day in eternity is the absolute barking slayer. But I think you need to at least see the video. What if I drive to barking to view the video and I'm mistaken to go in a bus lane at 2 a.m. Who cares who's in a bus lane at 2 a.m? But now, Josh, or just keep speeding and then telling, sending this crime reference number in and hopefully you might get away with a couple, even up the school.

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Oh, livid. But no more have come through. No, none yet. And I've been cleared of parking on a road, four roads to my house, that why would I part four, why would I drive four roads to my house to park? So they're still near you then about going out to try and find it? No, I'm not going to become a vigilante. And just break it off and nick it back. But honestly, I would suggest that there is one police officer in his country that's aware of what's going on.

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money she bought a bead set so she could make bracelets for the Taylor Swift gigs in August yeah that had arrived why did I do this I said oh why did you know what you she was just making a bracelet for Taylor Swift before we lead to Goals Loud, go to Girls Low, I said, oh you could make, you could make the band bracelets with their names on them. Oh my God. Why did I say that? Why did I say that?

Just before you left. 20 minutes probably. She's like, obviously now that's got to happen. Yeah. Set in stone. So now I'm quickly trying to make these bracelets. Yeah. There's even though it's a new bead set, there's not enough eyes in there. So we're discussing whether we can misspell Kimberly with a Y instead of an eye.

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music gig. So she's been to concerts before like children's concerts. Yeah this is a proper gig and also you love these this band. Also you get there and you realize Rob the cue for the gents was Swift. That's pretty about it. That's it. Taylor Swift was the same. It is mental. Love it. UFC? UFC? That's a cue for a piss. Women's F. It was unbelievable. I'd say.

It was the only heterosexual male I met that night. Are you queuing up with other people that have paid for like a meeting greet or is it just... The guy before us I think was the support act getting a photo? Getting a photo with them. Have you ever done that with your support acts? Quick meeting? Do you have a photo? I have got a Joshua's backdrop here if you want to have a photo? I have a great. I've got a Joshua's backdrop here if you want to have your photo with me. So I know, I help put it in my boot to drive you here. So we queue up. There's only a few people in the room. They're all

in dressing gowns because they're about to go, like they're not ready for the show. They were so nice, they were so good with my daughter. It was brilliant. They were like so pleased about the bracelets, you know that she felt amazing. Oh, that's nice. So we had a group photo. How do you go on from that from your first

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No, I just, I just heard something. I just thought it was my ears. Michael? Yeah, ideally not, if possible. I stop now. Yeah, I know, I know, we don't pride ourselves on super slick. It's really tattabiscuit for man sand in a wall during a recording. What about if it's while we're recording an advert for screw fix? I think that's that's great, yeah.

Rob, I love life on a building site. And do you know where I buy a lot of my sandpaper? Where? Screw fix. Could you hear that now? He started sanding again. Um, I can't always say. We're coming to the end of the episode. Yeah. I would argue, I might save my, can you stop sanding for the start of the next episode? I mean, have I got mad? Have I lost the plot? Well, no, I think, I think slightly. Because we have to be able to record a show without the noise of a man working in your hallway, do you know what I mean?

Because like, like, like, Eagle is quite big, Rob. Yeah. No, I'm just saying that. And also I'm aware that we are now doing this in the afternoon because I was coming back and Friday this morning. No, no, that's got your point. They arrive at 8 a.m. so they would have been standing this morning. Yeah, I do think if you're going to record a home, you can't really have builders in the house. Yes. Because it's not very helpful for you or the builders. And I don't quite know how to approach it now. He stopped sounding.

We started again. You stopped. Yeah, I know, but I think for future of calls, you may have to be like, don't work in the morning. Yeah, I'll just have to work further down the stairs. Because they're doing the whole stairwell. Right. I call the stairwell if it's in a house, staircase? Staircase because stairwell's like a separate to the... A block of flats, isn't it? Stairwell.

Yeah, staircase. Um, small business shout-outs? So I've got one. Adrian's Builders. Uh, small business shout-out. Here we go. I've got one. Hi, Rob and Josh. I've to put over for safety to the to to the to to the to the to the the to the the to the their-s their-s, their-s, their-s, their-s, their-s, their-s, the their-s, to-s, the the the to-s, the the their-s, their-s, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th-s, th-s, th-s.. th-s. theat-s. the-s. the-s. the-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s. thea-s. Yeah, is-s. Yeah, your podcast from day one. I listen to you in the car, which isn't always a great idea.

Sometimes I have to put over for safety reasons as laughing so much. Oh, thank you. Also, you do have some really good tips of parents as well. And a lot of what you talk about I can't to when my boys were young. I wish you had been there for me then. Please can I do a small business shout out out for our our our business flat pack wizards. Great idea I know what you do you've named it well unless unless it's not what I think it is I think that's a great business idea. Josh they've spelled flapjacks but they've just spelled it wrong. Josh I was their business is a sham I'm joking no it's flatjack's but they've just spelled it wrong. I was always gonna break it to, but I thought we're doing it.

Now, no, it's Flatpack Wizard. We are based in Norfolk, and we have been going since 2016. My husband, Mike, or my son, Jack, will come along to assemble flat pack furniture for people. So if it's a large wardrobe, garden or nursery furniture, and it comes flat packed, we can assemble it. We also do complete bedroom and kitchen assemblies too. You can find us W.W. dot flat-pack little dash wizards. Code at UK and if you quote Parenting Hill we will give you a 10% discount. Thank you so much keeping us entertained you are both an absolute delight from Wendy Sego. Well her son's working for now so she's definitely not got young ones. That is no yeah I wouldn't want to speak sure I'll totally able to do

my flat pack I'm on flat pack wizards dot com yeah code okay okay. There's a 10% pensioner discount as well. So do you reckon if you're a pensioner and you quote parent now drinking at 20% well I reckon as well imagine it it'll be quite good if you moved house right and you had loads of new stuff yeah that's all delivered on a day and say right come around for two days yeah it all done and you can just go like what nice two days that would be you could run ruining your weekend for three weeks I love it there they go flat pack hyphen wizards hello Robin Josh I'm a big fan of parenting help with you

both I look forward to my weekly dose of anecdotes from you sexy and relatable pair. I would love it if you could give a shout out to my sister Tart. This is good Rob. Go on. You're not going to believe this. This feels like it's set up. But I can tell you now it's not set up because as you're aware, I'm not professional enough to even have read a head. I'm just reading out. At no point is anyone accusing you have been too professional when you just went, is it okay if that man sands my wall while we recalled? Ha ha.

Well, this is weird. Do you know what, I don't think, I'd say no, Josh. That's a bit like a cab driver. You don't mind if I pick my wife up on me way through, do you? I would love it. If you can give a shout out to my sister Tara and her fiance, Eagle. No way. Yes, why? Double eagle? Double eagle? Brilliant new small business, please. It's called Only Rescues and is an app designed to rehome to re-home rescue cats and dogs. Oh, that's good. It's a bit like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th thi, th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, if thi, if you tho, if you can th- thu, if you can th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- I th- I th. If you to to to to th. If you. If you. If you. If, if you. If, if you th. If, if you th. If, if you th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I that, I that, I that, I that, I'll thr-I thr-I's thr-I's thr-a''eananananananan-I's thr-a'eateate-a'e-I thr-I th-I th-I th-home rescue cats and dogs. Oh, that's good. It's a bit like a dating style app where you can search for your perfect rescue pet. The app will show you all of your matches based on your search criteria and you can swipe left for no. Oh my god, brutal.

Swip right when you find your perfect match. Hopefully Bullets not on there pretty soon because he's going to get a lot of old swipos if he keeps shagging kids. He's not on that. That's not the app he's on. Tara and Eagle love dogs and cat have developed a completely free and simple use, simple to use app with an aim of finding forever homes to many rescue animals as they can. Also if you're a cat or dog you can to try to try and swipe left or right to find your perfect owner. Oh no I've made that bit up. Oh right. If any of your listeners... I haven't had attention was I? I just went to my phone then I just did it all because I was listening to intonation. It's actually bollows. Yeah, it's good. It's good the audience will have enjoyed it. So if any of your listeners looking for adding a new furry addition to their family I urge the their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I'm their. I'm their their their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I their. I their. I I I I their. I I I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their their their their their their their the. I the. I the. I the. I just just just just. I just just just. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. I just just just their their their their the app store under Only Rescues and follow them on Instagram, Only Rescues UK. Thanks so much, Nadia. Nadia and Igor. Double Igor. Josh, I will be rested, pumped up, ready to go, milkers at the ready with parenting content for you.

Just been a nose at the grindstone this week. Don't think you will be, Rob, because we're recording the intro to Friday after this so you'll be in the same mood. Yeah, I still haven't seen my children. Yeah, okay. Cool. Perfect. There'll be no sanding though. Well, I just heard, literally heard some. Yeah, well, I'll stop it now.

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