Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP58: At the end of the day it's content...

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

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Join for just $4.99 a month. Savings may three, eligibility and member terms apply. Hello, you're listening to Parents in Hell with. Maddie, can you say Josh Widdicum? What a voice? No, not Pooh. No, not Pooh. And can you say Rob Beckett? Bebbey.

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Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. How was it good times? No. It was fine, I'm not. don't know what was going on with the slides. It just rained but it was now sunny, but it meant the slides were basically sticky so people getting stuck on the slides due to the... Right. So there was like big slides and there was like parents whose genes were just stuck and they were having to shimmy down the slides with their children in their laps.

The weather's been an absolute disgrace. It was like red-hot summer for a week, then it's like it's sunny then it rains and it's sunny then it rains. It is depressing. I just want to have a barbecue Josh. Yeah. Because you mean go on holiday like you go somewhere like Spain. You go out for the day you like you look out the window and you go like it's hot I wear shaltz and then that's that's all your clothing and weather decisions and discussions for the whole day. And I know we get sugged off for talking about the weather. Do we? Yeah. You know that, don't you? On this podcast? No, in this country. Oh, right. Sir, I thought it was like, bloody I don't listen to that podcast.

I always talk about the bloody weather't we? It's a cliche. But that's because we've got weather. Got bloody loads of it, mate. That's what I mean like why would you talk about in LA but we've got different weather's? I like different weather's but I just wish they were more split up. You've changed you. He was moaned about the sticky slide a minute ago. Well, sticky slide shouldn't be an issue. No. Any other parenting you want to get their to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to be to be to be the to be to be the to be the to be to be the to be the weather their to be their their to be their the weather their their their their their weather their weather. their their their their their their their their their different. I'm their different. I'm their different. I's their weather. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm together. I'm together. I'm together. S. I'm together. I'm together. W. But. I'm together.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. But.a. W. t.a. W. But. But. W. But. I'm t. But. W. I'm other parenting you want to get off your chest Josh? I've got loads of correspondence you haven't got through. Oh if I ever tell my son I love him he says that he loves his mom which does my head in. So you pretend to be your son I love mommy. Oh that is bad. That hurt me. That hurt me. This is role play with you. And so he just says I love mommy but like to wind you up or just... well he knows now that he that he that he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th tho. He says. He says. He says. He says he just says I love mommy, but like, to wind you up or just...

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of ants, Josh. Can I be honest? You're itchy. You're itchy. I've got it. I've got it. I was so prepared to be underwhelmed. Yeah, well, you know, you've worked with me a long time. I know. I'm itchy. You know when you had roses, videotaped. There were so many of them. John. the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was that. I was that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the that that that that the the the the ants. I was so the ants. I was so the ants. I've the ants. I've the ants. I've the ants. I've the ants. I've the ants. I've the ants. I the ants. I the ants. I the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was that th. I was that that that that's. I was that that's. I've that that's. I've that's. I've th itchy. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. a long time. You know when you had roses, videotape, the ants, videotaped? For you've been framed? Yeah, and I was like, oh, whatever, I thought, okay, I'm prepared to go into WhatsApp. Watch two ants. Sort out a couple of messages first to make it worse my while. What? What? I feel like ants squinting! That was fucking loads of ants. If that was in my house, I'd ring Lou and go, Lou, there's fucking loads of ants. Yeah, what would you have done?

Immediately called a man. Yeah, yeah. I would have got out and you'd call out. I'd have got a man. Let's go out. Let's go out. It makes you itchy thinking about the ants. It does, did it? Anyway. What have I got? We've got a fox that walks through our garden that my dogs chase.

I tell what something. Where we are now, we're getting baby deer? Oh yeah. See the baby deer running about. It's really cute. So I've got loads of the room, Rob. Because of the ants? No, not rid of the

other stuff, which is a fucking table. Oh, that's the middle of the room. So I'm just squeezed in the fucking corner. So what's happening? What are you getting done? Just the stairs sanded, won't it? We're repainting a few a a a a And then we're going to redo the kitchen. Oh yes, you have a little extension on it? Well it is an extension, but we're going to change the kitchen and glass up the end. Oh so you're not really

extending it, you're just changing the configuration, putting glass at the end. Yeah, yeah, get an island. Oh, that'd be nice. Because you've got quite a big table in there is a table going. So we're then going to move the table, I mean, I don't know Rob, this is what happens. So this is an idea of the communication that's going on. So you know when you come into my house, right? Quite traditional Victorians, sort of terraced house. Yeah, and on the left, there's what's happ in a lot of these traditional houses, these Victorian houses is what was what was was was was dining room knocks through into one big room, yeah? Yep. And so we've got a door that would have used to go to the living room and then you go on a bit further, there's another door into what is the same room, two doors into the same room.

That would have been a separate back dining room back in the day of the first game he said they're the worst team in the tournament. So when they then went on a while I think that was enough. He's fired. And they won their group. Yeah, of course they've done brilliately. What had his tape measure out. Yeah. We were in the sitting on that sit. I was like, you're only repainting the sitting room. You don't need tape measure it, do you? And he was like, oh no, no, we're plastering over the door. And I was like, oh what? And it was like, yeah, Rose told me yesterday that she wants to get rid of this to do work. Also, well, a couple of interesting things there. Yeah. You said, I hadn't been told this yet,

which implies there would be no consideration of your opinion involved at all. Yeah, Rob, of course. You've gone so beyond that now you accept that you won't even be asked if you want to do that. But now all you need is to be told what's going gonna happen. Yeah, yeah. And even that's not happening. Do you know what Rob? I can't disagree with any of the words you just said. that's what you say to Rose all the time. Exactly, yeah. So now let's go back a few steps. Do you want the door closed? If it was up to you... Well now it's been explained to me it does make a lot of sense actually. Right. Because that door is never used, because the other door is the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door to to the door to to the door to the door to to the door to the door the door the door the door the door door door the door the door the door to to to to the door to to to to the door to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the word the word the word the word the word. the word. the word. the word. the word. Do the word. Do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the word word word word. the word. to the word. the word. the word. the the word. th. the tho tho thoo tho tho tho tho the word. tho the the thooo the word. the word. the word. the the word. to to been explained to me it does make a lot of sense actually. Right. Because that door is never used because the other door is used. Yeah. But it means that you have to leave this gap for the door.

Whereas if it turns into wall you could have a longer sofa and it will create more space. I'm all for a bit. It's quite funny that you don't even know. When he first explained why we were getting rid of the door. I didn't know this sofa theory because Rose knows about stuff like this. So I was thinking, why would you swap a door for some wall? What is the advantage of this? Don't talk about the sofa theory, like it's the Big Bang Theory where if there's more space you can get a bigger sofa, that's not really theory. That's only theory that's just... No, no, no, but I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the only theory. But, I's the the the only theory, I's the the the only theory, I's the the the only theory, I's theory, I's theory, I's theory, I'm, theory, theory, theory, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that's not only theory that's just isn't it? No no no but I mean I suppose theoretically you could just put a sofa in front of the door but it wouldn't be good it wouldn't look very nice would it? No no no and it's

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Okay, well that's exciting though, isn't it? What, getting rid of a door? Is it? I don't know how exciting that is. It's sort of like fun money to be spent, is it getting rid of a door? No, no, it feels like you're paying to lose something in a way, doesn't it? Yeah, like, it's like, if you spend money on like a new sofa or new tele it's like, oh I'm not looking forward to that bit of wall. Yeah, we've got more wall. They go, oh you know like in some it goes, oh, they'll finish on the bathroom this

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Well, not I'm going on tour, but... Have you delayed your photo shoot still? Because you wanted to get ripped? Oh, I've done it. All right, okay. You said you were going to delay it to get ripped. I have ripped. Okay. I've, okay. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said. You said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said. I. I. I have ripped. Sorry, sorry I must have forgot. I never said get ripped. No, but you wanted to lose a little bit of weight for the... I have! Okay, no, I'm not saying you haven't. Well, it doesn't sound like that, mate. Well, I didn't think you had any weight to but you're happy. How is your fitness journey by the way? Ha ha ha! Ha! Ha! How is it going? Yeah, good actually. Yeah.

The other day I thought, I do look good for a 41 year old and then I thought, what's wrong with me? So are you trying to bulk up, lose weight or get a bit of definition, what you're after? I'm just trying to look good. Be happy with myself. Okay, okay, it's fine. I don't know what your aim for. What kind of the, because I always think you look quite good. I think you look really sort of like, No, I'm happy with that. I'll say why are I was a bit doughy. A bit doughy around the middle. Yeah and around the cheeks. Jokes. I can't really see. I can't really see. I can't really. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I think. I think. I think. I'm think. I'm think. think. I'm think. theeeea. I'm think. the. I'm tho. I'm the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I yeah. If you want though, take your top off. Do you want me to take my top off? If you want, if you want, no, I don't really want. No, do I want me to take my top off? No, I feel like you want me to want you to take your top off. If you want to take your top off. Just pop it off. Well, pull it up a bit. Anyway, sorry, Go on about your tour.

You look great, Washballed. That's what it's called Washboard? Yeah, it was anything that was in focus on this grainy webcam today. I could do it much sooner. What the tour? I'm much more ready than I thought I would be, Rob. Yeah, I think you always sort of are a bit. So when is the, well, I mean, we're talking, we're talking, we're the, we're, we're, we're, we're, the, the, th, th, ing around the houses that you're going to announce a tour. Next autumn. Next autumn. Yeah. That is a long way off, isn't it? Well, you brought

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Tell you what though, it's going to be good when it happens. Fuck here now. I'll ask you the me as blind. But we are both over compensators, Josh, so we need to really in. The last thing me and you will be is lazy if you listen to this podcast will blow your mind. But then this is the most popular thing we do. Yeah, I know. The more relaxed and casual we are, the better we are. Yeah, but we won't learn our fucking lesson, will we?

I'm 40 months to go already got an hour. What annoys me is there'd be people that are really shit strolling out of a crap show not caring. I know. I'm going for next week but you know each of their own but both shows would be great. You must be able to bring it forward a bit. Do you know what? I'm enjoying being chilled and I can just do other stuff and I did think if I get a

load too much stuff I've started the next tour, I'm not. Exactly. Just log it up. Do you know what I'm not going to do? What? It's a show that's too long. So this is my plan. I don't know what people think about this. When you hear about a comedian doing two and a half hours, fucking Nora. So I cannot accept it.

If a show starts at 8 o'clock. 10. Absolutely. I'm actually a quarter to 10. I aim to finish about 22 quarter to 10. And you haven't got support, have you? I don't have support. So I'll go out and do about, I basically do an hour and a half, spread over two halves. So sometimes I'll do 45 break, break, so sometimes I'll do 45 break, break, so sometimes I'll do to calm down and warm up a little bit if they've been busy so I try and do that way I sort of finish it around 20 to 10 and I think especially because most people are 20 30 minutes from the venue if it's like a town somewhere if you're own by 10 you're buzzing and you're yeah oh yeah imagine a show finish at court and you say they're fucking hell I'm a the. I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I'm gonna th I'm gonna th I'm gonna th I'm gonna th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th is th is th is th th th th th th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is I th is I th is I I I I th I I th I I I I I I I I I I I I th I I I I I I I I I th I th I I th is I I the th is I the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th th th th th thin thin th thin th th thin th th thin th th thin th th thin th th th th thin th th th thin th th th th thin th th th th to 11 you said they're going to fucking hell mate I've got to get up for work in the morning. I've had a bit of a laugh leave it out.

You don't need too much. You just want absolute brilliance for like the right amount of time. Yeah, I don't know if I can do absolutely brilliance for 90 minutes. So maybe a couple of bits where it drops off or I say what do you do for living mate. Yeah of course. Bit of shit crowd work to pump a bit of energy. Exactly, Rob. Exactly. I was going to say, oh, band saw. That fucking band saw. Nothing I can do about it. You need some soundproofing in the-

Oh, the band saw stopped. Let's go. Do you want some boomerparing, Rob? Yes, please, Josh. Hi, Rob, Josh. I do apologize. Nothing I can do about it. Growing up my dad was always dead set against getting us pets. No matter how much we begged and negotiated, he would not budge. So imagine our surprise when he was collecting us from school one Friday and told us there were two pets waiting for us at home. Well, we were ecstatic. As soon as we got home, we raced to the bathroom

where he'd left the pets whilst collecting us and discovered two large lobsters swimming in the tub. We named them clicky and snappy. No too much of them please. We were six and nine. After the initial shop wore off, we began questioning whether the lobsters were going to live or whether we would now be having showers instead of bars. With a cackle, my dad tells us not to get too attached and that he was setting up their new lodgings in the kitchen. We go downstairs, but all we see is a large pot of water on the stove. I'm sure you've now realized where this was going. After several hours of crying and tantrums, we were sent to bed early while he and the guest dined on clicky and snappy. He still believes that it was hilarious.

I believe this instant is why my younger sister is still a vegan. All the best, Ellen. Well I don't think that's funny. People are weird, aren't they? Josh as well. I've got some school gate shaggers which we absolutely love. Oh, talk to me, yes, please. And also we haven't still haven't done the meme challenge where I'll th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. I. Well. I. Well. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm, t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. t. t. th. th. I'm. th. I'm... And also, we haven't still haven't done the meme challenge, where I'll play you a meme, you've got to guess what the next one is. Yeah, yeah, okay. Should we try and do that after? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do some school gate shaggers. Hey, Rob Josh and Michael, love the podcast, been listening from beginning to the playground and said that.

Oh, this is awful Josh. Your daddy slept over at our house the house night. Oh my God. Nothing like shit in on your own doorstep. Feel free to use your artistic license. Take the piss out of this. That's mental because these kids in the house. Go to a travel lodge or just have a quick one in the car. You can't be sleeping over with the, obviously, I think some of these people want to be cool. Yeah, because they're too scared to tell the person. Oh my God.

It was 25 years ago and the same school, there's so many other people to shag out there. Do you think there's something about it that turns these people on? The thought of, it's taboo. It's the worst thing you could possibly do. It's like... It's the worst thing. It's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th sports day and going behind the tree. Do you know what I mean? It's like... That's mentally never happened. Fucking someone. Having an affair beyond the tree.

It's not shagging. I'm a little smooch, you know. Yeah, you know, like it's like... Sure you get to pick up five minutes early just lazy and they just stood there going, she's alright. Yeah, fucking out. I'll just see if she's keen. I'd bother to actually do anything else. Too tired to go to a club.

Do people go to the club to meet people anymore? Oh, I'm so glad I don't can't be bothered. Single, fine. Single forever? You? No, I'll probably put it about it. Oh yeah? Yeah, why not? Are the gigs?

No, no, if Lou left me, do you know what I'd do? I'd not have a relationship, anything serious until the girls were grown up. Because I feel like... They're already getting used to one step up, th, th, th, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, to, to, th, to, to, to, th, the, tho, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, tho, tho, tho we're getting used to one step dad they don't need to step mom as well right? Yeah well there is have a 10 12 years of and then they're at uni and then I can start of actually having proper relationship but I think I could still go out for a drink of people now and again and casual stuff but not anything serious where they meet anyone until they're older I don't think because I just feel like it's such a short period of time I've got with them, but you know, it's easy for me to say that I'm not in the position, but yeah, I think I just probably wouldn't bother anything serious.

Now, because I've been married 10 years, and if Lou were to leave me, I'd be quite happy to be not married for 10 years. You know what I mean? And then go again. But I'm happily married at the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment the moment that the moment th and I th. And I thi and I thi and I thi. And I thi. And I'm thi. And I thi. And I'm thi, and I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. I to thi. I thi. I thi. I to to to to thi. I to to thi. I to to to thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm the. I'm married. I'm married. I'm married. I'm married. the. the. theean. the. theean. to thean. to to to thean. I to to to change but drop that in late in the conversation. I am very happy being in a very good place at the moment. Yeah, sort of get on with each other when we go out for dates we'd like each other. Sort of get on with each other when we go out of dates. Yeah because I see some couples and I think you to hate each other don't yeah oh my gosh. This is quite palpable. This has gone toxic. If you're a football manager and a club owner, you'd have been mutual agreement. You're Garris Southgate in the England team. Yeah, yeah, basically. Look, it was great. It's not anymore. Let's both move on for the good of us. Let me find these memes. So do you think other people of our age are into these memes, Rob? I think people must think you are older that that that that that that thagled that that that that that that that that that th.. that th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi the thi thi thi their that. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their. that. tho. tho. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. together. together. together. th. th. people must. I think you are older than the average person on Tick Tock. Maybe, but I'm not Tick Tocking. You must know that we did by the Huck-Tur girl.

No. She's like worldwide famous. But not in my world. Well what is your world? But I don't go on Tick Tock. No, but she's beyond Tick-Doh. Not as a point. I just don't fight myself on there. People are shouting hucks her at stuff. You know what I mean? It's becoming like, look, this one. Moving Banta makes a man go crazy every time. Oh, you gotta give him that. Do it? Do it? I've have heard these things. Michael, have you heard that? Yeah, I mean, I'm not across the memes, but I'm amazed you haven't heard that one.

It's literally everywhere. It's everywhere. People are doing it in like on other websites. People are going like, you've got to give it a hot, like the Formula One would do it about like when they see somebody who's like shine in a car. It's like not knowing about cat being lady. Yeah. I know about cat being lady. I know but now. Or Charlie bit my finger. Remember Charlie bit my finger? Yeah, I never really find that funny Charlie bit my finger. I thought it was incredibly overrated. Okay, well that's fine. I was aware of it. Michael I think is a good barometer because I'd say Michael isn't like like young, no offence Michael, you're slightly old and nice, you're you are aware of stuff that's in the ether. I think you're quite good with pop culture.

Would you say, Michael, even if you're not into it? I'd say that's fair. So where are you hearing about Huckter? It's on every social media platform everywhere. Everyone was trying to find out who she was. You surely surely, you, you, you, th th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thuuuuil, to thuil, to thi. I was to thi. I was to to thi, thi, thi, told thi, thi, thi, th. I was th. I was tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's thi. I was thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm to say too, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, tha surely that you let it out it wouldn't come my second sneeze I've never seen anyone swallow a sneeze like that that's not good I didn't try to get it out yeah I was trying to get it out it look like someone had lifted a curse in the middle of that sneeze you never had to sneeze again

I wanted to sneeze I couldn't do it you know about the sprite to the. You know about that Michael don't you? Yep, I do. People down loads of sprite and then they just burp which is quite funny. Now I've saved this thing. This is guy, the wolf from traitors. Do you know, have you heard of the traitors? I love the traitors. Okay, sorry, I just didn't know what you are into, what you're not into, that's all. Well, that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a TV that's a TV that's a TV that's a TV that's a TV that's a TV that's a TV that's a TV that's a TV that's a TV is a TV is a TV is a TV is a TV is a TV that's a TV is a TV that's a TV show, isn't is a TV show, isn't is a show, isn't is a TV show, isn't is a TV show, isn't is a TV show, isn't is a TV show, isn't is a TV th. th. th. th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's a TV. that's a TV, that's a TV, that's a TV, that's a TV, that's a TV, that's a thi. thi. that's a thi. that's that's thi. that's that's thi. that's that's thi. that's thi. thi. thi. thi.raitors does a thing goes, which meme do you quote daily? So if I would say to you I'm claustrophobic, Darren? No. Okay. Michael, do you know about I'm crosstrophobic, Darren? No, I'm crossphobic, Darren. No.

No, okay, that's Gemma Collins. I'm looking for a man in finance, Josh. No. You must know that one. I'm looking for to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too- I'm cro cros I'm cro cros I'm cro. I'm cro. I'm cro. I'm cro. I'm cro. I'm cro. I'm cro. I'm cross. I'm cross. I I I'm cross. I I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross. I'm cross-a. I'm cross-a the the the the the the the thooo'a. I'm cross-s. I'm cross-s. I'm cross-I. I'm cross-I. I'm cross-s gonna I'm cross the phone week down okay I'm looking for a man in finance Josh No you must know that one I'm looking for a man in finance six five Michael yes I do know that one yeah yeah that ones this is huge it's been in Why do people know about these things it's been remixed into songs but I don't listen to those songs but I don't listen to thanks like brands like Ries soothes they're their throwns their their their their their their their their th so th so their thoes so songs songs songs songs songs songs songs songs songs songs songs songs songs songs songs songs songs their their their their their their their their their their their they's they's they're they're they're thoes so they're they're their their their their their their they's they's they's they's to they's to to to to to they're to to they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're? they're? they're? they're they're they're they're they're they're thi so so somea' thi thi thi thi thi thi thooo' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho'n't their tho' tho' their tho' their tho' to to to dress in finance guy suit and dance in front of the re-shots and it's their advertising campaign. I've not walked past a recent months. Okay, so it's this. I'm looking for a man in finance with trust fund. Quick, that girl? No. She just sings it. So I just don't understand where I'm going wrong. I look at Instagram. This is it. Finance, the trust fund, six five, blue eyes. Finance, trust fund, six five, blue eyes.

I'm looking for our men, I'm looking for our men, I'm looking for, looking for, I'm looking, finance, trust fund, six five, blue eyes. That was massive. And so she just said that and then people jumped on it. Yeah, and it's basically gone huge, then she's put it on songs. The hoctur girls are on stage at the country music festivals. I'm not at the country music festivals.

She's got a merch range. She's selling tops of hockter, spill that thing on it, stuff like that. I just don't know who these people are. I'm trying to find another one for tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thrying to find another one for you. Bye-bye, Driver. What? Buh, Driver. Bye-bye.

No. Michael, do you know Bye-bye driver? I don't know that one. You could have made all of these out. This one's my driver. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Bye. Bye-bye! What about what a sad little life, Jane? Yeah, yeah, that's from come down with me. Here we go, you've got a couple. That's it's slightly older one, but that's basically famous memes. Yeah, okay. What a sad little life, Jane. Yeah, we know that one.

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But even at the time, people that did, they were horrible. They were horrible. Yeah, they were horrible. But I want to be aware of what that is and why, kind of thing. Right, okay, yeah. So that's why I sort of try and be aware of anything that's cropping up. Right, yeah. Hello, it's me, Jessica Knappet and here, ha ha, ha, brand new podcast alert. I've got a new show for you. It's called Perfect Day. And yeah, you've figured out the premise already haven't you because you're

so smart and because it's obvious. Every Thursday I interview a guest about what constitutes their perfect day so if you like hopes and dreams fantasies and sweet memories you're gonna love this stuff. Ah we have got so many lovely, funny, nice people on. You Romesh Ranganathans, your Dolly Alderton's, your Jomalee, Maddox's, Arabella where she's doing it? Don't worry about the quality of the guest. Just worry about when you're going to listen to it.

Or don't worry about when you're going to listen to it. to actually listen. The Jess Nappear, signing off, wishing you a perfect day. Perfect Day. I watch a good fc. Perfect day on all your favorite podcast platforms. I watched a good film about the Game Stop thing. You know when they artificially inflated the price of Game Stopped. Oh yeah. Can't I know it's called dumb, dumb something? It's really good film. the Game Stop thing, you know when they artificially inflated the price of Game Stopped. Oh yeah.

I can't know it's called dumb, something. It's really good film about how this guy, a YouTubeer basically was just advising people to buy GameStop and it was going up and up and up and then they earned like 300 million out of it and a hedge fund or thing on Wall Street went bankrupt. Oh really? Yeah, it's quite interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a thu. It's a thum. It's a th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's really really the. It's really really the. It's really thu. It's really thu. It's really thumb. It's really thumb. It's really thumb. It's a good, it's quite interesting. Yeah, that's interesting. Anyway, correspondence, back to correspondence. Back to correspondence. I'm obsessed with you are memes. I know. And it's because I've signed out of life. You're too young for that. I haven't consciously taped out. You could only be interested in what you're interested in. Yeah, but you are interested in popular culture. I am interested in popular culture. I am interested in popular culture? I am interested in certain things, popular culture from the 80s. Yeah, no, of your era of it, but then you, at the time he was interested in it then,

so is it nostalgia driven or is it you do, like when you were at that age, you'd just like to know what was going on but it's now you don't like to know what's going on anybody, like the nostalgia. Yeah, then conversely, I'm interested in new music music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music in music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music new music. What's your favorite scissor song? I found her of Glastonbury performance quite boring. And what was your favorite song of the set? Well I only watched about three and then I turned over. Yeah, but you're into new music. Yeah, but not scissor. What the biggest download stream in artists of the year? Yeah, but that's all right. I think the Ray album is incredible if you want me to stick my colors to the of popular music. You just said to be your into new music. Yeah I am I think that I said I'm the headliner of Glastonbury which is one of the biggest artists for young people of the last year. I know but what I'm saying Rob yeah yeah is you go you're into new music do you like

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I think I'm now interested in the past. Isn't that bad? No, not at all. There's no judgment. It's more just like, I find it interesting because you're so... I'm the king, you're like, the king of, like, niche, the pop culture of a certain period, but it's like you've just, th......... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi-I. thi-I's, I's, I's like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th no, I haven't, because there's various things I'm still letting in. Okay, what's coming in? The New Blur album?

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This is their fourth album so they're not that new. And then they are new. 2017 they started. I did get really into the Ray album off she won the Brits. I thought, do you know what I did? I thought I'm going I'm going th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th the th th th that that that the that the the th. I'm their that that that the they're they're they're they're they're they're the they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. thooooooooooooooo. th. th. thoooooooooooooooooooooo. th. they're they're they're they're this is really good. I basically listen to the new stuff that's on six music Rob. That's what I do. Basically the new stuff on six music. That's what I listen to. But what I mean is I haven't pulled the draw up on that. I'm not just listening to the same music. I don't just read the same books. I don't just watch the same TV. So I watch succession or the barrel all the other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other shit shit shit shit the other the other the other the other shit that everyone watches. Yeah, yeah. But my absolute blind spot is memes. Well, because I suppose really memes is almost taken over from big moments of TV. Totally. There's no such thing as big moments of TV anymore, really.

Well, like, Cat Slayer, you ain't my mother? Exactly. Huge moment, but now it's coming through on social media. The mon like Cat Slayer, you ain't my mother? Exactly. Huge moment but now it's coming through on social media. The monoculture is dead, isn't it, Rob? Where everyone watched the same thing is dead. It's just loads of little tiny tribes. Apart from the probably eight billion people that know about the Huckter.

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Thank you for such a wonderful podcast. in the war zone there, Lucy and I Wickham, love to your Nan as well. And what's the school with when you break both your arms? Yeah. Are you like that? Are you arms out? You can't have double slinging. That's like you're in the Westamfair. Are you lions? You irons. Because if you were slinging off a broken arm, that can't work, so what are they like? They're like, they're they. If they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Are. Are th. Are th. Are th. Are th. Are th. Are. Are that. Are th. Are th. Are you like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like that. Are that. Are that. Are that. Are that. Are that, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, are like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Are. Are. Are th. Are that. Are th. Are th. Are you like, are th. Are you like, are you like, are th. Are you like, are that. Are that. Are you like, are that. Are that. Are that. Are that broke, he tried to slam dunk at school and injured himself? No. I don't know if he could say his name. Don't what he's up to you now. Michael Jordan. Now, LeBron, it was quite a tall guy anyway, but he wanted to slam dunk.

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She regretted that the next day. What happened to my brother as well? He broke his arm. My mom sent to bed of a bag of peas. But I got sent to bed of paise. And the next day bad it was but I heard them all pop out it snapped. They all snapped. That was a real dark period of my life because I'm you ended up going to take a penalty at AC Milan. Yeah. Because I was booked to do

League of their own Road Trip and then I got canceled out of all the shows and that was my first proper booking of you'd always done last leg which was a regular gig. Yeah and the weird thing with it was, Jerry Halliwell was doing it because of you. Yes because I'd been working with her before on something so then she's got teamed up with you. Did I replace you or was I going as well? I think you were going already but then you ended up doing more to cover for me, but that was my first proper gig, because all my other gigs had been like one mock the week or stuff like that. So I was, honestly, the money I lost from that ankle break was having to tell Lou, I couldn't

do that job, we sat there. We had also, we had like a three month old and a two-year-old. Oh my God, and I'm sat on, the so the sofa she's bringing me lunch and I've just lost thousands and thousands of pounds oh my god that was bad that was bad but um it all turned out well in the end but yeah I've never broken anything else luckily apart from that no few cuts and bruises what have you broken broke my wrist to rest it was when I was doing work experience well as arm wrestler I said we played football at lunchtime and I just saved a shot point blank range and it bent my wrist back. Oh that's the worst way isn't it? Yeah just so pathetic. Five aside the ball to break your wrist. I can't go and go away I've got weak wrists. I stayed in goal because it took me a long time to realize I'd broken my wrist because... because also you're not doing too much with it it is not doing too much with it it. It's it it it it. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's that's the their that's their that's that's that's that's that's that's th that's the worst the worst the worst th. Oh th. Oh that's th. Oh the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst th. the worst. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's not that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's the the the as the as the as the as the as the the the th it took me a long time to realize I'd broken my wrist because... Because also you're not doing as long as

you're not doing too much with it it's not that painful straight away it's anything you try and move it around and it gets more painful later on. Fucking nightmare. Right let's do a small business shout out Josh. How about email in the most stupid way you've broken a bone. Oh yes please, you're back on form Josh. There we go. You're flying. Here we go. Hi Robin Josh, we would love a small business shout out for our project. The Strawberry Line Cycle Project and bike hire.

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at the Petal Home or Tick Tock Rob. Oh here we go. The Petal Home. P. E.T. A.L. Home on both any support. Be hugely appreciated and earn me some cracking Big Brother points. Keep doing your thing guys. Thank you for the last. Thank you. Lucas Yates. Cheers, Y. C. the to. to. to. to. the H. to. to. the to. the the the to. the the to. the the to. the the to. the the the the to. the to. to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. I. I. I to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I............................................................ last. Thank you. Lucas Yates. Cheers Yatesy. Right Josh. You are a tired boy today. I'll see next time. Oh fucked. Get some sleep. I'm going back to bed. Bye. Bye. Hello, it's me, Jessica Nappet, and Ha ha ha ha, brand new podcast alert. I've got a new show for you. It's called Perfect Day. And yeah, you've figured out the premise already, haven't you? Because you're so smart, and because it's obvious.

Every Thursday, I interview a guest about what constitutes their perfect day. So, if you like hopes and dreams, fantasies and sweet memories, you're going to love this stuff. Ah, we have got so many lovely, funny nice people on, you Rommesh Ranganathans, your Dolly Alderton's, you Jamiliam Maddox's, Arabella where she's doing it. Don't worry about the quality of the guest. Just worry about when you're going to listen to it. Or don't worry about when you're going to listen to it. Just actually listen to it. See you soon. A Jessnappet, signing off. Wishing you a perfect day.

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