Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP59: Dr. Josh Widdicombe has a breakdown

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're doing.

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Up to 5% off orders and 5% Uber cash back on rides. Not whatever you think university is for. Get Uber won for students. With deals this good, everyone wants to be a student. Join for just $4.99 a month. Savings may three, eligibility and member terms apply. Right, yeah, so to set the scene before we start the show, or should we start the show, Josh is yawning. Um, it's early in the morning, Rob. It's 9 a.m. You wanted to to to start. You. You. You. You. to start. You. to start. You. You. to start. to start. You. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. You. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. I. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. to start. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I......................................................................................................'d have been more alert. I've gone over the top. Right, okay, you've gone too late. Right, okay, basically I'm in a voiceover booth in London because I'm doing

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Right, okay. Well, so I've been away in Greece, so I've got sort of holiday stuff, and then I went to Berlin for the Euro's final with Lloyd. That's what I've sort of been up to do. So I've got lots to chat about, however, I'm happy to... I don't think we're going to do an intro for this one, are we? Well we can do one. Should we do the intro then go into what's been going on with you? Yeah I think the thing is yeah I'd feel weird if we didn't. Yeah and you are so you're away at the moment so you haven't got your iPad and I'm gonna have to play in the intro for you but you know what I've got that's one the few things I have got I'm got my oh yeah you haven't got your phones. Oh yeah you haven't got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got I I I I I I I I I I've got got got got got got got got got got got the the phone got the phone got the phone got the phone got the phone I've got the phone I'm the phone I'm the the the their. I'm their. I'm the. I'm the the their. I'm the their. I'm their. I'm their phone their phone their phone their phone their phone their phone their phone their phone. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm the phone I'm the phone I'm the phone I'm the phone I'm the phone I'm the phone I'm. I'm the phone I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the th. I'm the the th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the Um, I'm going to do the Sean one. Actually, because Josh is recording into his phone. Yeah. Can you swap rolls? Just because he just picks up his phone and then yeah, I'm a bit worse. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just saying. Yeah. I'm just saying. Yeah, I'm a bit. I'm just saying it. I'm just saying it's the intro. Okay. So I'm going to swap. If we're going to swap. Do the voice the voice. Do the voice. I I I I I the voice. Do the voice. Do the voice. the voice. the voice. the voice. to do the voice. to do to do. the voice. the voice. the voice. the voice. the voice. the voice. the voice. the voice. the voice. the voice. the intro. to do. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. I'm. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'll. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just just. I'm just just. I'm just just just. I'm just lot. You know, I'm just saying it's quite a lot. If we're gonna swap, I'm happy to do the intro,

or are you, you two, are you territorial over the... You can't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's fine, if you can't bear me, if that, if you feel, if, no, no, no, no, no, I'll host if I've got news for you and do the Ian Hissop and Paul Merton roll as well, shall I? I don't think you will host if I got news for you, Rob. If I did, I'll do it really well. I think I'd just don't want to. And I think I'd enjoy it, but I don't know if everyone else would. I think, I think, I, I, I, I, I, I, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within, within 15, within 15, within 15, within 15, within 15, wi, wi, wi, wi, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th, th, th, th, th. If, th. If, th. If, th, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, thi, thi, thi, I, I, I will, I will, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, thi. know what I'd really care for the first five minutes I'd convince myself I'd care oh it's on the BBC is a big legendary show

and then I'll be doing it and go do you know what I don't care yeah I don't care about Trump's the list of people on my card MPs I've never heard of I've got all new now I've got to learn new ones because all the other ones are gone I don't I don't care I don't. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their I don't their their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't their I don't the ttry. ttttttttttttttttry. I don't ttto learn new ones because all the other ones are gone. I don't, I don't care about the funding for British Transport and you... Actually I do care about that. Oh yeah, that's a bad example. But then if you care too much whatever I've got the news, who hasn't spoken yet, and then I've got some journalist from the telegraph I've never fucking heard of and a comedian from Radio 4, and I'm Rob Beckett. Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hale with. Hold on, Sean.

Can you say Rob Beckett? And can you say Josh Whitakow? John Sickle. Thank you very good. I tell you, well, it was a good start from. Oh, you should give it away. Here we go. Swap rolls. Riff away. California. Uh, the, did it, uh, the, did it, uh, the, uh, to the West Coast twang.

Oh, no, it's New York City. Couldn't be further. I couldn't have been further in America. From where it was. We both knew it was America. I couldn't have got it more wrong. Yeah, yeah, but it's hard, isn't it that? You know what, I should stop having let go, you forget them wrong. Do you Do you know what, I actually think this is bringing us together?

No. These role reversals? Well, no, because I didn't even get to do your role. Okay, do you do? All right, yeah, I moaned about doing too much. my husband. That's exactly what I do with Rose every day. Oh I suppose I'll stack the dishwasher. No, no, no, no. I'll be the marty. You go to bed and I'll stand down here and wipe down the sides and I'll resent you for it. Yeah. I'll get up and make the tea. Don't worry

about that. Yeah. I'll go and get you little coffee. Actually I'll quite like going to get my coffee Josh. No, no, no, I. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that, I's. that, I'. and get your little coffee. Actually, I quite like going to get my coffee, Josh. No, no, no, no, no, Rosie. Stay there, I don't, I want to go out, Josh. No, no. Okay, this is, this is from Jen Grunwald, but they've got an umlaut over the U. Grunwald. I don't know how you've pronounced. I don't really know what an thauauauauau. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the thoo. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to changes the pronunciation of that letter. I don't know in what direction. In what way? Right, of course. Hi Rob, Josh and Michael. I'm hoping my location gives me a leg up on getting chosen. This is my nephew, Sean, who's just turned three, having a shot at your names. As always, Josh's is a bit difficult.

I've been listening from the beginning since before he was born, then waiting patiently for him to start talking so I could try this. I'm far from your base audience as a single childless American, but I absolutely love listening to you guys. Always hilarious and entertaining. Thanks so much for being awesome and sexy and relatable. Thanks, Jen. It's nice isn't it? Yeah, a people a lot of, I know we do say this, I to the podcast. to to to to to to to to to to to to be, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. thi, thi, I'm, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to be, to be, to be a the thi, to be a to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, I'm, I'm, I'm, to, I'm, I'm a to, I'm a to, I'm a to, I'm a to, I'm, I'm, I'm, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, tthis, but people do come up to me and say I listen to your podcast. I get this at least once a week as someone kind of saying I shouldn't listen to your podcast because I haven't got kids but I do listen to your podcast and love it, and I think it's fine. I'm not, you know. But I think it's the way you say that though, I haven't got kids. I haven't I'm I haven't I haven't I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the way, I'm the way, I'm the way, I'm the way, I'm the way, I'm th. I'm th. I don't think, I don't think, I think, I don't thin, I shouldn't thin' thin' thin' thin' to to to to to to thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin, I shouldn't thin' thin, I shouldn't thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' th th th th th th the th the the the the the an the the an the an to the an the an the an thin, I' th kids but I listen to your podcast and love it that's fine yeah but if you go I love your podcast and I haven't got kids it's all in the that maybe that's a the umlao yeah I'm just um laud it the

difference there should we talk about the euro final today I'm really excited about talking to you because we've both got stories about your the euro is final I I I I I I I memos. Oh yeah you sent me voice memos ages ago. Why don't we start with you going to the Euro's final because I think we should start with this because the Daily Mail Rob. Well yeah that's a key thing to discuss isn't it? wrote a story saying that you deserted. Abandoned? Abandened your family on to go to the Euro's final. Well they said, well basically, I've put it online of going to the final. And some would say if you abandoned your family, you wouldn't Instagram about it. But that would just be me. Well, yeah, yeah, some would say that.

Yeah, Rob Beckett abandons his family holiday in Greece and then put up some photos. Basically, if you've, I went to Euro's final, we lost. Spoiler alert if you just start in the box set of Euro 2024. But I, um, yeah, I went, I went in the box set of Euro 2024 but I, um, yeah, it's not, it's not a good one. It's not. It's not worth it. It's a real grinding, certainly the England game. But I, um, no, so I did, I went, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. I abandoned my family. But basically if you, there's nothing really to talk about, everything I did you saw on my Instagram, you can go back and have a look at it. But I, the daily mail comments about me going to the football and abandon my family are absolutely hilarious.

There's just some absolutely, like someone was that, well, some funny ones as well where people go, my husband's just abandoned me and the children to go to the garage to get the papers and some milk. I can't hold people saying the word abandon is a bit dramatic, but then it basically, here we go, really issues me off with these so-called stars get tickets to the game. And by the way, he's no star. Yes. Well, what am I thi that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. the that. the that. their tha. tha. tha. tha. their their their their their people people people people their people their people their people their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their people people people people people people people people people people. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I tha. I was tha. I was saying th. I was saying th. I was saying th. I was saying th. I was saying th. I'm th. I'm tha. I'm tha. I'm their people saying their people theirto the game. Which goes back on... You said I'm a star and then you said I'm not a star. Oh this is for England fans, all these so-called steps jumping on get behind England bandwagon. I've been asked by a fucking binning chicken three years ago. I've done me yards as England fans.

I get it when fucking like Shania Twain turns up because he's in Europe on Zor and they've got the um. Could you tell me Rob what the what it was like when you got back to your holiday? Because just tell our listeners for your flight times. Oh yeah so basically I flew at 10 a.m. from from Greece to Berlin got in at midday got absolutely shit-faced with Lloyd for four hours, had to sober up on a coach to the game, got into the stadium, couldn't get a beer, so you hung over, were you hung over in the stadium basically? No, because I had a couple of beers to keep that at bay. I'd my hangover at about 11 p.m. on the train back from the stadium. That's great that was. Quite a lot of England. Quite the things. Quite the thanks. than fans fans fans fans fans. than fans. than. than. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. Well. thi. thi. Well. thou. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well, thoome. Well, thoomue. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the go and watch England. I'm like, well no one's false you mate. Yeah. It's not, it's not conscription is it? Like, I know we didn't win, but you can't have a gut self-gait because it cost your four

grand. You've decided to spend that. That's on you. When you go and watch England at a final, best to presume you're going to lose. Don't go thinking, if we need to win this for me to get my money's worth. Exactly. So that was quite odd, because there's some lovely England fans. Like, I'd say 95% of the England so fucking disgusting and violent and racist and aggressive and everyone

goes oh yeah but the minority it's only the minority it went yeah I know but that minority are racist and aggressive it's got it's not like oh the minority like that minority is really bad I mean if you had a party with under people in and and five of them were Hitler and four Nazi henchmen you would go but the party it's just the minority of the party. This party has to stop for a minute. I know it's the minority, but we need to really readdress who's in it. Because they are not against the mind. I know it is the minority, but it's not okay.

Anyway, yeah, so that was tough the train back from the stadium. And then basically my flight was at 6 a.m. So it had to be at the airport at 4 a.m. So I got back to the hotel at midnight. So then I just drunk, I'd sat there drinking for like three or four hours with Lloyd and a couple of other mates. And then I got a cab at 3.30 a too'lade, I'm, their, so, so, so, I, so, I, so, I, I, their, their, so, the, so, the, so, the, the, so, the, so, th, to, so, so, to, so, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, back, back, back, back back back back back back back back back back back back back, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to the hotel, the hotel, the hotel.. the hotel. the hotel, the hotel, the hotel, the hotel, the the hotel, the the the the hotel, the the hotel, the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to I was so tired of. I've been awake 24 hours so I was like I just cannot fall asleep and miss this flight. I'm basically in Berlin for a day and I don't you and when you lose you want to leave that place as quickly as possible. Also imagine making that phone call to Lou. Oh God. Hi Lou. Hi Rob, can't wait to see you. Aren't you in the air?

Aren't you in the air? No, no, no, I'm not. My plane is. I'm still at the airport. I fell asleep at the gate, so I'll be home probably tomorrow. After you abandoned me. Yeah, you've been, yeah. Yeah, I basically just mainline TikTok, like for two hours non-stop.

Because you cannot fall asleep. And did you continue drinking? No, no. So I sort of wound it down. And I basically, it was more tiredness than the drink. Because I, you know, adrenaline and running about and you do about 20,000 steps. And I, anyway, as soon as I got in the plane though, I just passed out and I looked, or I looked awful. And like the stewardesses were like looking at me strange.

And I stunk, Josh. I apt, those old England shirts do not breathe. And I was in it for 24 hours in the heat of Greece, the heat of the stadium, heat of a pack train at the airport and I just I'd peel my pants and socks off and I got back to the hotel but then I slept on the plane for like two hours got back to the hotel and then I am straight quick shower straight down the pool and then when I was very keen on going you know when it gets hot and you go what should we get the kids back just for a little afternoon nap because it's probably a bit a bit a bit a little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little to to the to the the the the the the the their. their. I I I their. I their. I their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm the the to their. I'm their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the to to to to to to to to to to to their. I's. I's. I's to their. I's their. I I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. I'm. I'm. I'm they. I'm they. I's they. I's the's probably a bit too hot for them isn't it? It's probably a bit too hot for and they need a bit of aircon in the room. Bit of aircon in the room.

Bit of aircon in the room. Kids are loving life. Beds back, bit of aircone in the room. Bit of air in the room, yeah. And then when we went back, I I was fine actually, but it's easy to recover from a night and not sleep when you're at an all-inclusive hotel. It is, yeah. When you've got to go straight into work, do you know what I mean? And I've done that before, where you go straight into Stangel and Nicky. Was there literally was on that plane. I was like, I couldn't...

I'd say most planes, if I wondered about a selfie's happening. Absolutely though. If you want to not be famous anymore, fly from Berlin to Greece. He's not a star. No one gives us a bloody star. I'll tell you what, I'm not a star. I'll tell you about my Euro's final, Rob?

Someone's, one of the comments, someone said, oh, no TV's in Greece, Rob. Oh, good one, mate, you fucking loser. Here's one. Family priorities are much more important than overgrown schoolboys football game anyways. You get a much better view in the television and comfort. So family first always, oh you fucking loser. Oh really, is a better view, is it? On the television, of the television. Of course it's a better view, it's the atmosphere, isn't it? You fucking twat, bushman 1958. Well, that was a waste of money. Yeah, it would be a waste of money if I had a fucking time machine, you twat who's wasted a day. It, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's a, who's, who's a, who's a, who's a, who's a, who's a, who's a, who's a, who's a, who's a, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's a better, it's a better, it's a better, it, it's a, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, is, is, is, is, is, is. It, is. It, is. It, is. It, is. It, is. It's a better. It's a better, is a better. It's a better. It's a better. It's a better. It's a better. It's a better. It's a the the their. It's a their their their their their their their their their. It's a better, who's a better, who's a better, what an adventure, bring it home. Thank you very much, 623173. That's a Russian bot.

That's a Russian bot, definitely that last one. No, no one's really, no one's putting that on the daily mail. Sad really, family over football always, fuck off. What a melt, fuck off Durham. What a melt? Hope he Durham. What a melt! I hope he's taking romish with him and they get lost for maybe 35 years. Oh you fucking losers, agreed a complete pair of James Hunts. Fuck off.

Wow. It's just more abuse here. I don't really read comments but I've started. Rob, stop looking at them. He's one out of nowhere, never forgiven him for ousting the late Paul O'Grady on a Sunday afternoon radio too. Fucking hell. Jesus, where does that come from? Not bad, but he's used a zero instead of an O because it gets banned if it's a swear word. How sad that he must put football be for quality time with his children? How to be an appalling parent in a few years he'll wonder why th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to th to th to to to th th to to tho to th. tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told told their the. told to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me to to me their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I I their. th. I th. I's. I's the. the. the. the. the. the. thean. toe. toe. toe. I's toe. I's toe. I's toe. I've toe. I've their the time with his children. How to be an appalling parent in a few years he'll wonder why his children do not put him

first. I tell you what, Pam, 4242-207, how about they might like me and I like your kids are probably fucking out you? I shouldn't read comments, Josh. No, it's not working. Close it down. I can see it. I can see you. I can see you, yeah. I can see in your glasses, you're still looking at it.

So what actually is history as an England football fan, or just another bandwagon jumper? Rob, stop reading. Stop reading. Talentless, here? Okay, fair enough. There's some, you know, I think that's the only fair thing I've read so far, talentless. What a wally. His family's holiday should be so important. Sad man, privileged. Oh yeah, privileged, okay, fair enough. Oh, Rob, Rob, stop reading. Stop reading. This guy's a goon. As all these celebs are who miraculously have tickets to the final, I'm fans who go to every game. Maybe the ones that go to every game should let me have a little go. I didn't go to one. I didn't go to one. Share it out. Here we go. their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to th. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to stop to stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th share it out. Here we go. Leaving your family holiday, no I have, I'm not stopping it, mate. Leaving your family holiday, relieving your family holiday to go to another country to watch football is not something to be celebrated or proud of. It's a sign of

insecurity. What? Insecurity? It's a sign of insecurity, low self-worth, an obsession. Mentally ill, in other words. Right, the last bit's fine. But the other bits. I've got insecure, so I've gone to fucking Berlin. Could Selman staple his awful gobshut? Can't stand him. And what a fucking horrible thing to say! I quite like that one. Right, stop. I tell you what it's been nice, so I would say the last one, is that someone at the top, the most like comic said, if you actually listen to their podcast, him and his wife have got a great agreement where they both do things of their own and then take turns and it's called the favour tank. Did they? Did someone write that? Yeah, so I actually wrote? that yeah yeah that's nice and so what's Lou getting in in exchange for well she wants to which I think it's a slight level up but I've got absolutely no

fucking Legos to stand on yeah she wants to go to Bravo Con in Vegas what's Bravo Con well do you know all those programs van the pump rules oh yeah the real housewives of Beverly Hills yeah yeah yeah yeah she's watching one at moment called like Southern Charm, she's obsessed. Rose loves those. And there's an event, oh well she's found her travel buddy then, we're fucked. Yeah, because it's just loose going, Rose gets to go, that's the rule, isn't it? Yeah.

Bravo, calm. Anyway, so basically, it's a big- So they meet those kind of women that have had 400 facehift that that that that that that that that that that that that that that tha that tha tha-a-, but also they do do like live Q&A's and live reunion where they fight on stage, yeah. Exactly, that kind of thing, so that, and then also just, cause to go Vegas, but which is fair enough. But yeah.

Rob, let me tell you about my Euro's final. Okay, tell me at the comments. I can see it in your eyes. I'm off the comments now. Okay. I'm off. I can do one more if you want. Go on. I bet the missus is glad of the break from his inane prattle. Yeah.

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So wait a minute. Fucking sad case. They're just allowed to write fucking sad case on the daily mail. Yeah, that and what a fucking little stifflet to put the zero in knobbed, loser. Yeah. This one's out of order. He creeps me out. Come on, mate. I'm just living my life. I think Euro's fun. It's quite stressful Rob.

So I've, I had a clash in my diary that I hadn't noticed about the Euro's final and I only noticed a week before and Rose kept saying it won't happen because England aren't going to get to the final, but I needed to be an Exeter at 8.20 a.m. On Monday morning. Right, we need to talk about this. I've seen you a little of that. Well, we'll come to it. We'll come to it. I think we're already there, aren't we? Talks about your finals. We talked to you about your silly little award for letters. Right. So I got, um, so on the morning, so I was ill the week before, and then Rose got it. So I basically I book a car from Exeter. So you've got to be an Exeter 8.20 a.m. and you're watching the football at home.

I've got a hotel, but I don't want to watch the fucking football on my own in the hotel. It's too bleak. Isn't Rose with you? Yeah, but we have originally, our train is booked for the evening the evening the evening the evening the evening to to to to the evening to to to to to to to the evening to to to the evening to to to to to to the the to the to to the to the to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be tooke. tooke. tooke. tooke. I to be. I book. I book. I book. I book. I book. I book. I to to to to tooke. I tooke. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. to. the to. to. to. to. to. I book. to. I book. to. I book. to. to. to our train is booked for the evening because of child care reasons. So, Rose wouldn't have been able to come down until the next morning anyway. So blah blah blah blah blah. I'd have been sat in a hotel on my own watching it. So I book a, I book a car for 11 PM from London to Exeter. I should say, quite high expense. A huge, yeah, that is an expense. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that is an expense. That is high expense. A huge, yeah, that is an expense Sunday night, Euro final, London to Exeter. Horrible. Yeah. For no money. Why are you doing that

for no money? Because not everything's about money, Rob. Some of it. It's about ego. It's about ego. It's about being special. It's about thinking you've achieved something when you know you haven't. Convincing yourself your white life is worth something. Anyway, I, Rose isn't well on the Sunday. So at the last minute I get subbed in at 4.30 for the, minute I get subbed in at 430 for the for a pool party with my daughter. Yeah. At 4.30 p.m. you've got to go to a pool, like swimming pool party. Yeah, swimming pool party. With your daughter, right, Rose was supposed to be doing it but you're doing it. Yeah, so I'm doing it. So leisure center, there's a pool and there's a huge slide. So I feel quite weird as well because you're like, so like, so like, so like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. So I'm like, th. So I'm like, th. So I'm like, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi their pal pal pal party, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the and then there's a huge slide. Okay so so I feel quite weird as

well because you're like suddenly I'm going topless in front of all of the dads and moms from the school. Are you getting in? Yeah. Why are you getting in? well because they need one adult for every two kids needs to be in. Well term to fucking find some and organize their own party rather and getting... well no... Rob! Not everyone is thi th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- I thi- I thi- I thi- I thi- I tho- I tho- I tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- thi thi thi thi tho- tho- th th th th th th th th th th th the th the th th the there there there there there there there there there there there there there thi-in thi-in thi-in thi-s thi-s the-s theeeat-s theat-s theeat-s-s-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s tho-s tho-s tho-s, turn to fucking find someone, organise her own party, rather than getting... Well, no, Rob, not everyone is knee-jerk angry like you. Some people... Get me tits out! All right, I'll get me tits out so you can have a shit bit of cake in a minute. Fuck off, get in, have a swim, I'll sit on the edge. What, there Ponds? What? No, it's not a hamstead ponds.

There's just a rule at the party, you need two adults for the kids. Is it a swimming centre? What is the swimming centre? What is the swimming centre? What is the swimming centre? What is the swimming center? Well, okay, so now you're the too, right, right, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the, the, my daughter's quite nervous about the big slide. So I'm like, I'll go down with you initially, fine. Then her friend wants to go down, right as well.

And how do you go between your legs? So, it's her and her friend and me. And then, I'm like, so, I go to this. Are both parents in the pool of the organizers of this party? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thia. And, thia, thia, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, I'm th. And, I's thi. And, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, tha. Like, tha. Like, tha. Like, tha. Like, th. th. tha. the pool of the organizers of this party? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I just have visions of them on the side. Going to get, guys?

Not everything, Rob, is, you know, is a competition in which people are trying to fuck each other over. Some people are just helping out. So you've got to drive your child to a leisure to to to to to the to to to the to to the to to the the to to their to to their to to their to their the got to drive your child to a leisure center at 430pm when they've already tied and got the ump, right? No one wants a party after 4, let's face it. It's the kids go feral, everyone's family behaved. Yeah, I'm sure it was. I'm sure it fucking was, you gutless coward. We all know it and I've said it to people, I've been at tramplains park at five o'clock till seven I'm like what the fuck are you doing here this is mental right and they go I know but it's the only time we get it but yeah sure okay

whatever but any party after four for young kids is a right off they're all stressed they're hungry they're hungry also day of the euro final fuck the party off it's bigger thi that it's th th th th th th th th th is's th is's th is's th is th is th is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the their their the the the the their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their they toy is is toy is toy is toy is toy is toy toy toy their their their their their their their the the their the the the than that. It's not bigger than that. Not everyone is putting football before family because they are abandoning their wife and children. Some people, maybe I've written a few comments on the daily mail about you, saying I disapprove of the way you treated your family on that day. Yeah, I ell what Josh you take are we gonna invite you to our daughter's birthday it's a 430 p.m. in a ledger center and you've got to get your tits out and get in the wall while I tell you what you are an N-0B-H-E-A-D

or a fucking sad case if an absolute man online comment legend. So anyway, Rob. If you want, tell me good, if the apparent in hell listeners want to go on the mail comments and just start having go back and create a civil war and then we'll read that the best one. Yeah, yeah, cool. Yeah, we'll do that next time. Just reply. It's easy to find. It's easy to find. Rob Beckett Abandon's family, just Google that. And there's quite a few stories about that but the daily mail one

that's the one you want. Yeah that's the lead one. Not the court case reports on Robbicat abandon's family. No no no no that. None of the secret baby payoffs. Yeah. Rob so I haven't got to the worst bit. Yeah. So I'm I've got got to to to to to the the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha. tha. ta. ta.a. ta.a.a.a.a. today. ta. today. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the slide. Oh no. Like is it like a flume one? Yeah. Well with the other kid? So I had two kids on my lap. Oh my daughter and a friend. That's not allowed, is it? What kind of, what kind of dystopian ledger said it?

The top waved me through. I was like he's going to stop me here. Yeah. And so I get going and it's sticky. And then I lie back and I think we're getting some momentum here. Right. Yeah. After about five or six seconds I think, I wonder how far we've gone. And I look round and we're still at the entrance. There's too much, too many kids. There's too many kids, Rob. And then still at the entrance. There's too much too many kids. There's too many kids Rob. I know it gets to point. And they're old now, they're six, I know,

yeah, and one of the other dads is actually shouting tips down the down the flume to me. Tips? On how to get some momentum going. Oh, I thought you just shouting the word tips. Like that was a thing. Tips tip. Tips. Tips. Tips. Tips. Tips. Tips. Tips. Tips. Tips. Tips. Tips. Tips. to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some momentum. Oh. to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get some to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their tip. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the their the their the their their their their their the word tips. Like that was a thing on to floods like. Tips! Like tips forward, tips forward. It's got fucking tips! Hey Josh! Tips it! I can't help I've got two down here on my own!

So yeah, I got stuck in the slide, Rob. So, yeah, I got stuck in the slide. Oh, Josh. I th th th th th th th th th th th got th th th th got th. I've th. I in the end, I think two, one parent between two kids as well, this rule, so I had to go back to this rule. What if you've got three kids anyway? You're not allowed in that leisure center? There was. Sorry, mate, you need an extra pair of hands, yeah? Well, you can't bring your own three kids in it. I don't know on that. No, I imagine if you're in the main pool, that is is a different, th. There's, th. There's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to-. to-. to-. to-I. to-I. to-I. the. I imagine this is party rules. Party, a classic party, political party rules, party my ass. Anyway, sorry, going, so you're stuck in this flu. I'm angry

again, I'm just pumped up today. You are incredibly pumped up today. I don't know, just just fucking loving life at the moment, Josh. It didn't feel, it doesn't feel that way. If anything, it feels like you're incredibly angry at the world. th. this is my, this is my true self. Oh yeah, I don't like your true self. A lot of people, I have had, um, I have had feedback before and certain stations and channels that will remain nameless. Be yourself but not too much. Which sort of goes against what you're told in life, isn't it? Well, I think me as me's fine, actually. No, I just feel pretty pumped up. Only put on one kilo going to an all-inclusive, which is pretty out about.

Oh, that's good. Considering I had three pints at lunch every day. Yeah, well done. Sorry, Josh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. th. to, go. to, go. to, go. to, go. to go. to go. to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. to th. to th. th. th. to th. to me. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, I, I, I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm. I'm, I'm, I'm, I think. th. to. t. to. to. to. It. It's. It's. It's. It's just just just. It's just. It's just. I think. I think. I think. I think. we're in the pool. Anyway, I managed to unstick ourselves. And it managed to get us going down, basically. Oh, God, that sounds horrible. It sounds bido. Yeah, so we went, we, we just shot down the flume, Rob. And splashed out of the end. And so, you've exited the pipe. And, you know, the pipe. And, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the th, th. And, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the the the to to to to to to to to get, to get the the to get to get to get, and, and, and, and, and, and, to get, and, to get, and, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the that, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to get us, the to get us, to get us, to exit the pipe.

I've exited the pipe and, you know, we're all wet. And, um... And, um... And then my daughter's fine for the rest of that, she just wants to do, go around and around. Yeah, she's just going around and around with her mates. And so I'm basically now just stood at the bottom of a pipe, topless for 45 minutes. Yeah.

What about the other kid? She doing it as well? So they're all good. So you've just got one after the other coming around? There was like, yeah, a few other dads. Just more dads in the pool than mums? I'll be honest with you, Robles, so the dads are ripped. No one wants to strip up in front of school parents or party parents, do they? Lou tells me I'll wear in shorts, oh, I'm wearing shorts.

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Okay. Till tomorrow morning. Till tomorrow morning. Or when everyone decides to come back to my abandoned family. Anyway, go to watch the Euro's fine, like friends house. Then I have to get in the car. I was to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to the to to to the to their to their to to their their to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tie. tie. time. time. time. time. time. time. together. together. together. together. together. together. their their their their their so relieved it didn't go to extra time. I'd have had to pay weight in time on the car. Yeah. Get in the car with my pillow, my trusty pillow. Oh God, yeah. Get a couple of hours, get to exit at get up at 7. Right. Yep, get dressed.

Put my dress. Put on my suit. Put on my suit. And then I've got at Exeter University. So what have you actually been invited to do at Exeter University? I was getting an honorary doctor at the degree? Okay, what does that mean? What is a doctor compared to a degree? You a doctor? It's like the next one. Is, yep? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeahthat mean? What is a doctor compared to a degree?

You're a doctor? It's like the next one up, isn't it? Yeah, it's a PhD, but it's not, is it like? So could you change, could it change it like, legally to doctor Josh Widdicum? I suppose I could. Just to be clear, I'd bethere's that's all. They're really nice. So then you go there, they put you in a silly gown. The hat, did you know that hat was happening?

Yeah, I did know the hat was happening. Right, okay. I've got no respect for you now. Because if best of you, Josh. He's a good guy. He's gone down to his local area. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. You're a great guy, you're a great guy with a good heart, okay, and you want to do the right thing you just so you should should support Exeter Football Club really? Yeah. Okay let's a separate issue. I was a glory hunter Rob. Yeah okay. so let's reframe this you are a good guy. Good heart. You went to Union you went to sick form in Exeter

abandoned it for Manchester let's not get bogged down by that you went to I wanted to leave home I wanted to leave home you're from Exeter right that's your nearest big city city in it just about and the to see just about and obviously you you love you do love academia and learning and you want to go to do more and stuff that so it's something you're into and also it is great for there's not there's there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not the there's not their. their. their. to to to the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. I the thi. the thi. the the the the the the. the the. the. the the. the. to to to to to to to to thi. want to go and do more and stuff of that so it's something you're into and also it is great for there's not many people from Devon that have gone to do like big stuff you know Chris Martin maybe is probably the biggest isn't he you'd say from yeah yeah Dawn French maybe Chris might don't French but like you've gone back to do a speech in your sort of local city to talk to people and to. And it was an inspiring speech. It's an inspiring speech. It was an inspiring speech. It was an inspiring speech. However, what I would say is it doesn't matter what you're saying when you look a certain way. In some of Joe Biden's speeches, some of the actual content,

it's pretty spot on. But the delivery and the look let him down and he's now stood down. Yeah. Why are you forced to be dressed up? I wasn't forced? Could you have not worn it? Well, I didn't, didn't try not to wear it. They did David all on Wednesday, he wore it. Why do you have to, why do you have to, have to be dressed up like a complete ****?

There's not even a word for the name of that hat they put you in. There's not even a type of that. They've made it up. It looks like, you know when you get a pair of pants on your head. Anyway, I thought I looked good. No, you didn't. I'm sorry. I can't lie. You look mental. Absolutely mental.

But that's not you, that's the outfit. How would you have reacted if you saw me in it? Exactly the same. I'm giving it five years. Hello, it's me, Jessica Knappett, and here, brand new podcast alert. I've got a new show for you. It's called Perfect Day. And yeah, you've figured out the premise already, haven't you? Because you're so smart, and because it's obvious.

Every Thursday, I interview a guest about what constitutes their perfect day. So if you like hopes and dreams, fantasies and sweet memories, you're gonna love this stuff. Ah, we have got so many lovely, funny nice people on. You're Rames, your Dolly Alderton's, you Jamilie Maddox, Arabella, where she's doing it, don't worry about the quality of the guest, just worry about when you're going to listen to it. Or don't worry about when you're going to listen to it, just actually listen to it. See you soon. Jessnapp it, signing off. Perfect day on all your favorite podcast platforms.

Should we play my voice notes? Oh yeah, you sent voice notes as well. Can you play them or do you need me to? You play them? So this was the worst, I had a bad 24 hours Rob. Yeah, so this was before Exeter, is that correct? Yeah, and it was so bad that I was annoyed that we weren't. Yeah, I was annoyed we weren't recording the podcast. And so I recorded these. Right. It's three minutes long this message.

Well, we'll see how far we get. We can always pick it up on Friday morning. My two days of being, this is what your message, my two days of being ill, I've been so busy, it is insane, such a shame we don't have a pod. Michael, the absolute content grabber the ears said, want us to find us lot? And I, and I say I could squeeze in one. And you, and I could squeeze him one on Thursday. And you said, Mike do some voice notes, voice, voice, voice, voice, the voice, the voice, the tha, tha, tha, tho, tho, to to to voice, to voice, to voice, to voice, to voice, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to say, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. It, th. It's, th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to to tho. tho. tha, to to okay don't overstretch us well you won't overstretching us me and Michael still are up for it Josh is over stretching you I was so tired right okay here we go let me play this one so yesterday I was ill just need some time on my own recorded the pod then just went to go back to bed to give you an idea

the house was quite busy we had Asia and Igor obviously doing the building. Bigger. Cleaner was here so obviously I couldn't be in bed while the bedroom and bathroom being done. She also had to try and navigate around the fact we're having building work done. Then the joiner was here with Rose to go through the cupboarding and then the cupboarding and then Shrews doing that. Shower was here looking after my son. They couldn't go out because it was pissing the rain.

So I was eight, eight nine people here while I was ill. Unable to do anything. Can't smoke gigs in the evening. Try to get to bed a good time. Didn't. Um... Sell-sa-sa-da- That was yesterday.

I mean, as if a house with eight people in when you're ill is not what you want. This morning, get the kids up, I was just going to school. And then, where they are... So the kids up, obviously, get them school. And then we're having our... So the car that isn't the one, but obviously isn't the one that's cloned, it's the one that's been cloned, but is our version of the cloned car. I got a hit by a lorry about a toy. I've told you this.

So, uh, it's got to go and get mended, courtesy car situation. Um, they come to get the courtesy car with a courtesy car. It's a manual, I've not driven a manual in a decade. Can we just stop? Because I don't remember being this mad. It's mental. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. You're delirious. I'm delirious.

In my head, that was a swift message about what had happened. I think I'm having a breakdown. Yeah, because all you said is like, it's quite busy in your house. But it took me about eight minutes to say it. I know. It was like so much detail that so much that so much so much that so much that so much that so much that so much that so much that so much that so much that so much that so much that so much, so much detail that no were needed. I don't even remember that happening. How ill was it? And your actual car, so your actual car that you drive got hit by Laurie on the motorway? Not on the motorway, in London.

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normally have. That's actually a good idea. I've got a good idea. But then they can pop out, like collapsible. I don't remember. I barely remember recording it. Yep. I don't know. There's more Josh though. There's more. Have I gone on? Michael, is there more on that one? No, we don't need more on that one. I'll try the next one. See if I'm more together. There's at least a third left of that. Fully the third.

Fudd. Do you want it? Yeah. Yeah. It's a fucking stake. I have to get the two car seats out. He then asked my driver license. I've got no idea when my driver licenses. All in all, hour, hour and a half. That somehow takes... Even the phone is trying to go to bed at this point. Eventually I managed to go to bed for 15, 20 minutes before, um, it's then time to go drive this new car, which is, I'd say not a like for like, to see my daughter's play, which I just, I get through it's very good, but I'm not very well, but I wanted to see it. And I sit away from ever to, you know,

stop and I'm mental. And then I, um, try and get caught in traffic because I haven't got to see it and I sit away forever to you know stop and catching and then I try to get caught in traffic because I haven't got a certain well I have got a sat and have but my phone's in the touch because the windscreen to obviously left that in the other car and then I um get out of home half the electric have gone off in the house because when they installed the new internet last week they left a hole in the wall and there's water leaking through the wall onto wires and...

It's got a great day to do so we've got a big wet wall and now we've got no fridge because that's off no kettle etc and now I've got 45 minutes to go back to bed to the car again to go and get my daughter from her evening performance. First question. Because I hope he's still going. And I've recorded this twice. I've recorded this twice.

Oh Josh. Oh my God. Right. Yeah, there's more. There's a 45 second one, a 3 second one, 35 second and a 40 second. I've got no idea what's coming up Rob. I don't remember any of this. Should we play the next one Michael please? A brief update on the app I've just had.

I've done with two separate phone calls regarding the emergency electrician, which obviously the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to take. I'm not complaining that they've called me, but obviously that hit into the nap. Also, I found out that something I had to told someone off the record has been used in a podcast, so I then had to contact, they produced to get the podcast taken down, and that has been the last 25 minutes of my nap. It wasn't even something interesting. It was just something I wasn't meant to have told them. I told them that. Oh my God.

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On the way home, going to the garage. Just make it, things thank God for that. And of course there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's no there's no there's no the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoom. thoomomome. thoome. the thoomorrow. th. th. th. th. thoomoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. I I. thi. thi. I. I. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the thank God for that. And of course there's no, there's no mention on the petrol cap or anywhere else in the car, whether it's unload or diesel, they haven't told me. And so I have to now drive at home just to I got home. Don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow morning really. Got to find the garage. Wonder the petrol station or life. I mean, I'd say that's not that bad.

There's another one. Yeah, it's just... Fuck you, that's not the... I think I was just lonely. I think you were really ill and depressed. What's the last one? So I'm currently being besieged by texts about how France v Spain is the best game of the tournament, while men drill a huge hole in my wall. Kids want to go to sleep because obviously there's a huge

drill sound and I'm trying to cook dinner on a gas hob which I'm trying to light with a match because obviously the electric start thing doesn't work. I only can't turn the radio on to listen to the football, content and TV, I'm tortu watching the football. My brother's just text, I'd say the commentators are just the best 22 minutes of the tournament by far. For the fuck sake. I'd say, Josh, those messages are a real mix of things that are bad, oh my god, the

electrics have gone off and the walls damp, and then stuff like, oh I've got to go and watch my daughter's play. That's ideal, but, you know, and then it's, oh God, France, Spain's good. And I've got to go, like, just a fucking order a take-way mate, watch it on your phone. Do you weren't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin thin thin' thin' thin' takeaway mate watch it on your phone are you weren't in a position to problem self I was fucked you basically you're like a rolling why am I you facing exactly you get your ill will sit down order a takeaway watch the football on your phone headphones in so you had to do but I think you're like that you know the ball in Indiana Jones that rolls down the thing?

And then once it picks up a bit of speed, you are, your head's gone. My head was fucked. That's the weirdest content we've ever done. I think so. And do you know what that is? That is your anxiety existing on its own without any sort of logic because you're ill and you're panicking a bit and you're stressed and your head's gone and there's people in the house and you're overwhelmed with that because that's not you and but you don't recognize that because you're not if that was me Rob this podcast wouldn't be the hit it is no no no what I'm saying that is that is you'd you have to do a lot more of the heavy lifting over that's you that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's that's th. that's the th. that's th. that's that's th. that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. th. th. th. I I I I I I I th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's thi. I'm thi. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. I's that's that's that's that's that's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I'm saying that that is that you have to do a lot more of the heavy lifting Over that that's you in your sort of like worst moments kind of thing that you've captured So it's quite interested actually but that's not who you are But you have you have the capability to slide like everyone does where you can get into that Moment of eyes all going fucking wrong now and you're not actually but there's no no There's no the to the there's not the there's not there's not their I I I I I I I I I I I I I I's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no there's no there's no there's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no there's no no no no no no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's no there's there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no watch the football. Also, it's not that bad. Or let the kids stay up a bit.

Don't worry, in the grand scheme of things, using a match isn't that bad. When it got to a bit about the cooker, because I don't remember any of this, when it got to a bit about the cooker, I thought, what's going to be the problem with the cooker? And when it was, I had to use a match, I thought, why do I think that's content? Yeah, I don't know, but you weren't in a good space here. But that's good though, you on Friday for another bloody guest. Bye. I'm Natalie Cassidy and I've been wanting to do a podcast of my own for a very long time. And here it is. I'm going to be talking each week to family, friends, most importantly, you. I want to talk about the issues that are bothering me, things that make me smile and how we get through that washing basket without having a nervous breakdown. This is a podcast for the general public for the normal

people. So get on board, become part of my community and let's have a laugh. Hello, it's me, Jessica Knappett and Ha ha ha ha, ha, brand new podcast alert. I've got a new show for you. It's called Perfect Day. And yeah, you've figured out the premise already, haven't you? Because you're so smart and because it's obvious. Every Thursday, I interview a guest about what constitutes their perfect day. So, if you like hopes and dreams, fantasies and sweet

memories, you're going to love this stuff. Ah, we have got so many lovely, funny, nice people on. You're Rommish-Ranganathans, your Dolly Alderton's, you Jamaly Maddox's, Arabella, where she's doing it. Don't worry about the quality of the guest. Just worry about when you're going to listen to it. Or don't worry about when you're going to listen to it. Just actually listen to it. See you soon. The Jess Knapp it. Signing off. Wishing you a perfect day.