Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP6: Miles Jupp
Episode Date: January 26, 2024Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) is the brilliant comedian and actor - Miles Jupp. You can get tickets for Miles new tour HERE Parenting Hell is a Spoti...fy Podcast, available everywhere every Tuesday and Friday. Please leave a rating and review you filthy street dogs... xx If you want to get in touch with the show here's how: EMAIL: Hello@lockdownparenting.co.uk INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell MAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett.
And I'm Josh Winnockham.
Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent,
which I would say can be a little tricky.
So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting,
each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales
of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us
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Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with.
Oh, I'm not ready.
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She sounds like a young mother with a...
Nice.
Where she's from?
She's from Witness.
Witness, witness the witness.
Up north.
Up north.
This is my two-year-old April doing,
with an introduction by a nine-year-old Hazel.
I've been trying to get April to do this since she started to talk because she's finally cooperated. Hazel was excited to get involved. Thanks for giving
us such a hilarious insight into your parenting. It was especially stark when I was
heavily pregnant in April in April. First few months after Josh's son was born. It was
terrifying reminder of what it was soon that mate. Oh, yeah, you'll probably be there on tour in a couple years Josh
Sport that's how I know most of the places
What happens it? What happens it? Witness a rugby league team? They've got rugby league team
Josh I did a I did a non-boozing day date with a friend. Oh, yeah, what did you do? So we went to the gym.
Lloyd, you know Lloyd Griffith.
Yeah.
He's in, he's lost loads of weight.
He's doing a lot, looks like a stone and a half
and he's going to the gym, he's getting ripped.
Is it?
Is it?
All the mate's getting ripped around me. Oh look, fuck you. Got a nice chiseled jaw, Rob. Trying to be healthy.
Like David Lloyd, went to the gym and a little spa afterwards, little steam,
Bunchpoll, and then we went and had some food.
He had a voucher for a hawk's more steak for his birthday.
Oh.
He used a voucher and then I topped up whatever extra it was.
And didn't have any alcohol, had a Virgin Mary. What th, th, th, like, like, that, th, that, that, th, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, and thu, that, and then, and then, and then, and then, though, though, though, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, tha, thu, a thu, a thu, a thu, a thu, a thu, a thu, a thu and a thu, a thu. And, a thu, a th. And, thu, thu. And, thu. And, thu. And, thi, thi, thin, thin, that, tha, that, that, that, thiaugh, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little,. What's a Virgin Mary? Like a bloody Mary but with no...
Yeah. Which is very nice. And then we went at one, then we went to eight at about five and
then I was back home by seven and I had a great day Josh and I've realized I've got to do that a bit more
to stop me getting stressed. Because like just hanging out with mates but that doesn't
invoes the teats because because it's worse and then your weeks fucked.
And it was like, because I don't want to be because what are it?
Dads have no mates.
Do you know what I mean?
Like especially my dad growing up, I swear he had just no mates and then he had some like
taxi driver mates.
Like, he's sort down again.
He never would just like, my mum and mums normally have like a group of friends, but what happens is, dad's either just, when they're forced to go out
to go and double dates with their wife's friends
and their husbands, or they just sit in and have no mates.
But I don't want to just have no mates, Josh,
but why did dad's have no mates?
That's really brought something home to me,
bizarrely at breakfast. My daughter asked me who my my my my my to my to my to my to my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter asked me who my best friend was. Okay yeah. And it did, it's slim
Hickens. I mean it's hard just to think of some friends. They've a known best one,
mate. I like some work colleagues. I like you. I like 80% of the time. Yeah, I would say you're
my best friend. No. I haven't got a best friend, I don't think. No. Have you? Have I got a best friend.
What the best friend? Probably no, no, because I've got loads of mates that I'm sort of like
friends with, but a best friend implies as a person I go to, I go to different people for different things. Who do to lose to to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that so that some that that thi thi thateateatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th thi thi. I'm thi. I'm thi thi. I'm the thi thi the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I'm thi. I'm I go to, I go to different people for different things. Who do you go to, friend-wise?
I'd say Lou's probably my best friend.
No, why, this is what I'm about to ask.
This is what I'm about to ask you.
Yeah.
Lou has an affair.
Yeah.
And you're understandably, miffed.
Who do you call to talk? ring if she left me. It's a weird one isn't it? She's down there. I probably, it's a weird
phone call, isn't it? Because I want you to achieve from it, like just don't you know what
to stick to someone? You don't want to just sit in your sad little flat on you own?
I'd probably tell the first person that I saw that was in my sort of schedule of that day.
Okay. So I don't think I'd ring anyone.
So you just come on, say we were recording this, you'd just come online and tell us.
Yeah, I probably would. No, you wouldn't prime us.
No, I probably would tell you. I don't know if I'd do it as a podcast episode
without squaring it off of loot. I don't want to announce the divorce on the pod like
half an hour after she's like left you know I mean but I probably would
the door swings shut and you're like I've only got five minutes to the pod
yeah yeah I'd probably go right just quick heads up lads
lose me I will talk about the podcast at some but not now I've got some gear on the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to their the to their to their to the the the to to tooes to to to to go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to to too. too. I too. I too. I too. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. to. to. to. to. thoo. the tho. I's, lads. Lou's left me. I will talk about the podcast at some point,
but not now.
I've got some gear on soft play, but Josh,
if you could carry a bit, I'll chip in on your stories.
And we'll go, great.
And then I go, hello, welcome to Parenting Hell,
the weird.
And then I log off. Next time there's one that matches that description people are going to worry. Yeah, if you ever hear one person dominating and the other person just sort of chipping
in and the other person then goes, right, should I do some correspondence and do loads of
it? You know something big's happened.
Because we want to, you know, you want to, I like doing this because I love the
honesty of it and you've got to share but you can't share too much shift a a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe of, you want to, I like doing this because I love the honesty of it and you've got to share but you can't share too much, especially if divorce lawyers are involved.
Because all of a sudden it's shifted. It could be used against me, Josh. Exactly.
Yeah, exactly. Imagine if you slip up. You slip up. to the today. What I'll do is if Louvre did it. Sure, you can have half that. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. the the the shift. the the shift. the shift. the shift. the the the shift. the shift. the shift. the shift. the shift. the shift. the shift. the shift. the shift. the the shift. the shift. the shift. the shift. the shift. the the shift. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's shifted. It's shifted. It's shifted. It's shifted. It's shifted. It's shifted. It's shifted. It's shifted. It's. It's. It's. It's all all all all all all. It's. It's shifted. It's shifted. It's the the the the the the the s, see you later. And then I'll just log off at 25 minutes in. Great fun for me.
And then losing is in.
Child being moved between to divorced parents.
The first ever broken home podcast,
sorry, blended family podcast.
Oh, I tell you what though.
Because I'm from blended family. Because what would happen then, Rob, is that you'd come to the, yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what, what, what, what, what, uh, uh, what, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what, to, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, uh, what, like, like, what, what, what, what, like, what, like, what, what, what, what, like, what, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like Because what would happen then, Rob, is that you'd come to,
you'd come to the, uh, what was it be called, like the hearing about divorce?
Is it a hearing?
Well, you know, what they talked about?
Yeah, like the divorce, whatever it's called.
I let me go, Mr Beckett, it says here, yeah, that you were heartbroken when Lou told you. Yes, exactly.
I couldn't function, couldn't hope, yes, you're correct.
I'm now going to play you a clip of the podcast
you recorded 20 minutes after she left the house.
Okay, off you go, yeah.
This is you laughing at a story.
And I'll just press, tap on the 30 second thing, we'll get to it.
Ha ha ha. Because judging by this, you seem really excited about screw fixes and you offers.
I just say I play a character of Rob Beckett the dad.
Anyway, but luckily Lou hasn't left me and yeah, who would I call best friend?
Who did you say your best friend was? Did you give an answer?
I said crane she knows who he is because he's friends.
Oh, that's hard.
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You know, what you've just puffed up his feathers of I've said him and then you've
put a little caveat in it.
Poor old caveat crane.
Yeah.
Right, should we introduce our guest?
Do you want, Rob?
Go on.
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about the interview. Right, yes, so basically we've just interviewed him though. We didn't have time to do the intro to him.
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stand-up tour he's written about it and the impact on the kids and how much you tell your kids about being unwell so you want them involved and not scared. I thought was brilliant. What's he thought? I thought it was brilliant. I was brilliant. I was brilliant. I was brilliant. I was brilliant. I was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It's brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's That's all we want, isn't it? It's all we want.
He's sent that through AI. That's done like when you're driving. You know when you can send
a message with your voice? Well, fuck him. Thanks for that. Good fun. I tell you, well, who's not my best friend,
Marjored up at the moment. Luckily he's very funny, enjoy.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show. For the second time, but the first time you've heard it, the mighty, Miles Jarp, film star, comedian, actor, writer, you do everything,
Miles, and you do it all to a top level, and now you are a podcast guest that people will hear. Should we get that out the way? Should we get the awkwardness out the way first, Miles?
I'm now on a podcast. Well, originally you did this podcast. Did you forget?
You were the first ever guest? Was I? Yes. I was the non-broadcast pilot. Yes.
Well, not intentionally. Yeah, we were our first name on the team sheet and the sound quality was so shit it was unsalvageable. And we blamed your Wi-Fi and
you got a bit defensive about your Wi-Fial in Wales I remember. I mean, well
I had to, I don't know what you did it on then, I remember having to download
Chrome specifically to do it. And then there was a long period where I could hear
you just sort of moaning about my technical and abhicking six weeks. And then eventually he went, I said something, and you went, all right, you can hear us now. I'm like, I'm took you for the evening.
I'm about, he lives in the bit of the fucking nowhere,
it's probably the fucking wife and you go, well actually it's broadband,
and it's quite a good broadband.
It is, yeah, no, I mean, it's a town, I'm in a town, so it Anyway, you seem to be able to hear me. Yes, so let's set the show up.
Let's set the show up.
How many kids you got, Miles?
Five kids.
Five kids.
Five kids.
Why do you think you were the first name on the team?
Miles.
I've literally no idea.
It wasn't alphabetical. But my wife, she's one of eight. She's seven. Oh. So like, so we're living with our in-laws at the moment.
And they, you know, my mother-in-law, she's unfazed by the numbers.
Yeah, of course.
I'm sort of still phased by them.
She's so much more.
And that, you know, you should have done that bitthen you know you got you to someone at primary school and someone's going off to university or whatever I can't that.
Yeah. So what's the ages Mars? My eldest is 14 youngest is eight. Oh so
they're quite tightly compacted? Yeah yeah well we're twins in there so that's
yes that's sort of cheap mode isn't it and when did the twins? Yes, when you say we went
again you make it sound like it's some sort of, you know, like there's a sort of plan.
I can't think of there being any more evidence of a lack of planning than the sheer numbers
we're dealing with it. Because I still remember one of your jokes that I heard it when I was a parent and like I think
sometimes jokes about having kids are funny when before kids but when you have them they
hit harder that joke you had about going to the doctors and then the waiting room in the
doctors. Yeah I still remember just a bit of me time yeah you just get to see that.
How lucky it is to be ill yeah I, I can't, yeah. Reading a leaflet about whatever it would have been.
Yeah, it was like you just love being ill
because we go to the doctors,
when they go, can you take a seat?
That's a bit of me time.
And I think I've but I just,
I lost it at the tube.
I can't remember it. to a tube platform and missing the tube and normally of course you'd be sort of frustrated but actually you're kind of just feeling a sort of moment of
freedom so actually think oh great there's not one for six minutes and there's a
bench you know putting my head against the tiles just put my forehead
against the tiles of whatever it was and just having a such a calm experience yeah
yeah had you always seen yourself as a father it's a its it's a I'm just having a such a calm experience. Jesus.
Have you always seen yourself as a father?
It's as a father figure.
Well, I'm just like, were you always like, I want to have a big family?
Well, I thought we'd have a family.
I didn't put as much thought into it as you mentioned, though.
They just kept happening.
You know, no television. We enjoy red wine, and on and on it went, it went, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a. It's a. It's a to it's a to it's a to it's a to it's a to it's a to it's a to it's a to, didn't, it's a to it's a to, it's a to, it television, we enjoy red wine and on and on it went really.
What's the car set up there now?
What kind of car, you meant minibus?
Two cars?
Yeah, we got, we bought a car from some friends that I don't know.
It's difficult with a seven-seater because you, there's quite, there's not many that the back seats aren't
just dreadful in. Yeah, there was something we had, we bought, car, car broke me
and I, oh no I had to sell, I had quite a nice car and then when you know you know the offense Mitsubishi but then when
you know you're in the countryside there's a sort of a bit of mud on it you
like oh no I see it's that anyway that people would moan about the back
seat which was a sort of fold down bench essentially yeah I was like oh come so we would go in somewhere I said I'll sit in the back in some I'll I'll to go I'll to go I'm to go in some to go in some to go in some to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the to the the the to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th to. I try. I try. I was try. I try. I was try. I was try. I'll try. I'll th th the the the the the the the the the the time we got we were going, it's only 25 minutes where I could barely function. I mean, just nothing, my knees were totally, totally locked.
It's sort of like flying economy, but it was, which is all I fly.
And it was exactly that experience and exactly that sort of stressful.
And I just thought, oh, I see, no, there is a problem here.
But we don't tend to drive very often. I suppose I tend tend tend tend tend tend tend tend tend tend tend to tend, I to to tend, I was to to to tend, I was, I was tend, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, tend, they. It, tend, they. It, tom. It, tend, tend, tom. It's, today, togu. tot. totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, to. totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, tend to drive very often. I suppose with holidays as well, like you're spending so much money on flights and accommodation that you probably could
go business if it was just a two of you. Yeah, we've only flown once.
To Italy we went to I think but otherwise we get the this summer we went down
got the trains you know you down down at southern Italy and then got a ferry to fu. Because it's, you know, you've got your,
I think you're a inter-rail and you get a free pass
if you're under 12 or something like that.
Oh really?
And it's just a nicer way to see things.
The faff of getting to an airport or whatever.
I remember going that? They
arrived there still still in their pajamas you know so we had to get up but
like we had to get up at two o'clock in the morning to drive to Bristol
it's all it's all sorted we'd like packed the car the night before and stuff and said right we'll get you up and it was ti to the theyn't to the, I'm their we we go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go. we we we we'll we'll go. we'll go. their we'll go. their we'll go. We'll go. We'll go. We'll get to get their we'll get to get to get to get to their we'll get to get to get to get you we'll get you. we'll get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get their we'll get to get their we'll get. we'll. we'll. we'll. we're the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their put them in the car, and then I just went to check the house one last time to check that everything was done. I was going down the stairs and my oldest son
was just walking back up the stairs past for his pajamas. I said, where are you going?
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out of the window.
Yeah, so you'll jump on the train together then?
Yeah, even, well, any more, yeah, it's just a bit, I find it just less stressful.
I'm not a big fan of, well, I couldn't, after my brain seizure, I couldn't, for a year anyway so you're not. Yeah so obviously that took that out of the equation but I've always found the trains more relaxing than than driving.
Anyway going down a Temby you know anyone like that you think oh just there's
no it's no issue get there. So when was your brain seizure because I've not
we saw you you were hilarious was one of Sean Locke's memorial event oh right thank you had to do a speech about Sean which must have been very stressful because
it's obviously very sad and also every comedian in the country's in the room.
So judging your speech.
Quite a pressure crowd isn't it?
It's also like how, where you think you shouldn't feel nervous before a funeral, that
seems really egotistical behavior.
Well of course I'm worrying about how my bit's going to go. You know, it's, it's, so you feel nervous and you think,
I'd be really mortifying to admit that you feel nervous in this environment.
Yeah, but it was, well, it was quite a nerve-wracking event,
but it was very good, I mean it was lots of, lots and like...
That's the first time I saw you, I've seen you in a little while and then you popped up in Napoleon which was nice to see it
it was great in that. Thank you but you've had quite a bit so you had the
brain when did you have your brain seizure you had a tumor because this is
what your new tours about isn't it? Yeah yeah so it tells then that then when I had that
they discover and it was sort of lucky I did I was talking to him I was talking
about and he'd had the same sort of tube and had it operated on and he just
sort of eventually his wife was going there's something you know spent two years
telling him to go to the doctor and eventually he sort of did as he was he he that he did whereas I was he just he just he just he just he just he just he he was he was he was the the he was he was the the the the to to the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I was the thi. I was the they. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was to to thi. I was to to thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was was you know lucky that he did whereas I was having a seizure it's sort of obviously at the
time it's pretty stressful for the people watching it they but they they at
least they they give you a scan and you find out you've got the thing
what does the seizure involve well I mean I I mean I can't sort of
picture it really other than I felt very I was in a people carry I was filming something which was super lucky because it meant that I was I was in in a
city and there was you know people set set medics there people that knew
you know there's always a certain number of people have to do first aid
but I just knew something was really really wrong I was in a
in the people care again about the unit base and I had like a light flashing and I just I mean I knew it I knew it to I to I to I to to to the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they people people people people the the the the the the the they people people people the the the the to the extent that I just said to there
was a runner filming when you look you look really dizzy is he obviously making slightly more
fuss of getting out of a car than perhaps I normally would and he was going you look so dizzy
and I just said to him I need a doctor and just I just knew it and eventually there was a kind of
like a sort of explosion in the in the in your vision really just everything like a kaleidoscope and then I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the in the in the in your vision really just everything like a kaleidoscope and then I just remember the ground coming
towards me very fast and then and then they you and then you're sort of in
in the in the cover position so you wake up and there's people trying to
hold you in the recovery position or you wake up and you're in like oh this is an ambulance now or whatever so and do you have you the the the th a th a th. th. the thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. This is thi. thi. the their. their. their. their. the the the the ground. the ground. the ground. the ground. the ground. the ground. the ground. the ground. the ground. the ground. the ground. the. the. the. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This is. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. I.'re also, there's a sort of your sort of one removed from it in a way because
it's, there's the sort of consciousness aspect of it where you're drifting in and out and
people, people ask you questions to check how you are and you realize, oh, I don't actually
know the answer to that question or whatever it is.
And then as it sort of settles and you get, you definitely, you, you, you, you if you go and have a scan and they're like this is to find out if this is
fuck right benign or malignant or whatever that yeah that that is scary that it's absolutely
as scary as you imagine but at the same time there's a sort of freeing aspect to it which is that you're you know you're you're you're not meant you're not meant to in control and other people are in charge and
they know what they're doing and you think right they're experts so I will
listen this seems like a ludicrous position for me to venture any sort of
opinions about what the care pathway should be going forward I reckon we take
it out guys I'm gonna say I think we go in I'll say I've do quite a lot of collaborative work you know and I think we're just let's just let's let's
let's let's open this up to the whole room shall we we can all get involved
take you say they were no honestly no bad idea no it was you're like
they say this is what we're gonna do and so how is it, how was it as a, because presumably there's a long recovery right?
And so how is that family wise?
I was in the hospital originally about three days and then just sort of getting stabilized
and then they find out what it is.
And then we sort of trying to get on with stuff.
I knew I would have an operation at some point but because I was pumped full of steroids there wasn't and given anticeaseasease, their, their, their, their, and their, and their, and their, and th.... And th. And th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and then, and then, and then, and then, and thsoa, and I, and, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, th.. And, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, thrown, thrown, thrownease, thrownease, thrownease, tho, thrownease, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, ure meds, there wasn't a risk of it happening again imminently. So we sort of got on with stuff. We went up to North Wales and had a holiday or a couple of days after
I came out. After my operation though, which was not many weeks later, I was like, well,
I suppose you just do what you feel up to, really. So about three, I think I had my
operation on the Tuesday or Wednesday, on the Sunday we went to the circus. And I, he said, well, we just already had the tickets booked.
And then one of my wife's cousins is a GP, he said, well, I'll come with you.
Just in case. Just in case. And so, we're in confidence in the decision.
Yeah. Also, we needed an extra driver.
We won't go lower than a GP for a driver.
So we went to the...
It's like signing a passport, isn't it?
Yeah.
You know, the NHS is fucked when GP's a Uber in as well.
Actually, no, but that brain surgery app is terrific. He was around in about four minutes. It was very good. I, yeah, so we watched the show at the circus and I was driving back and
I said to her, that was good, it was good to sort of pressure test it in a way, was it?
And she was going, yeah, because of course all that lighting could easily have given you a seizure. And I was going, could it? I didn't really, I should be, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, the, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the, was, the, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, I was, was, was, I was, was, was, was, the, was, was, the, was, the, was, the, was, the, the, was, the, the, so I went, but then after the operation, it was six weeks before I started working again,
I did Frankie Balls, New World War.
Oh wow.
I would be like wiped out, I'd go and do the show and then I would sort of sleep for two
days and then, but that was nice because it meant I could do one day a week for
six weeks and sort of build up. Did you that you that you that that th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that, that, that, that, I didn't that, I'm that, I didn't that, I didn't that, I didn't that, I didn't that, I didn't that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I'm, I didn't, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I th you couldn't parent in the same way? Why did it affect the dynamic within the house?
Well, you one of the things a surgeon said is it's you you get back to normal by living normal life as quickly as possible.
So actually things like, you know, people calling your name or needing you, that's good because you're putting a suffering that thing.
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and you, you sort of appreciated a little bit more as an experience when you've had that.
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isn't it? Yeah, I'd have been so open a convent or something like that. Yeah, I
guess that's a thing but also you're like, until you know, until you know, we're
not sort of telling people this so you're just living your life normally I've got a thu-you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you thu, you thu, you thi thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's that's thin, that's that's thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, that's thin, that's that's that's thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin,'ve got to, you know, there's a lot of situations socially where I was wearing a hat
where I wouldn't normally because I had a big bandage on.
I was trying to... What do you wear a mask?
What's your hat of choice?
What's your brain seizure, tumor removal, recovery?
Or did you know, I had to sort of rummage around it. I had to sort of rum, I was like, he said, can you find me at
if we stop at service station?
You know, we're going to sort of memory or Lee Delamere.
I don't really wandering around with a big bandage on the back of my back of my head.
So you had a sort of like a black baseball cap like, you know, sort of special forces
undercover but within a TV drama. A bit likethat is my look. That is my look. Well, a big like big mad
old sort of like the sort of hat a retired person would wear to a county cricket match. It's
really useful because it just covers a lot of or a beanie or something like that. But in
sun it's all right you've got to it's got to be sort of match the weather hasn't I went to, there was a play I was going to be in a comedy of errors at the Stratford on Avon with
Justin Edwards and then the dates and everything got moved around because of
COVID and I didn't do it but after about 10 days after my operation I went to
watch it and it was in an outdoor theater mercifully because that meant that I could be justified in wearing a floppy to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the of the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the is is the is the is just just just just just just just just the is just the is just te is just to be to be to be teateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateate is these people that turns up to the theatre in a beanie. But also it's easier to, the other thing is it's so much easier to tell people face to face
when they can be like oh he's normal again. You know like if you send a text message saying
I promise you I'm fine but this has happenedupp, Jupp's been on the phone again.
Now he thinks he can be a hipster, does he? This is unbelievable. He's got late onset
hipsters, which is a very real illness in our industry.
But it's got me, mainly from production side of things. Yeah yeah. The producers here are we just parking his bike all right
yeah he's just folding his bike up yeah yeah we've had to move to a new
studio that's got a shower yeah yeah he's been in an absolute state. He's
he's on with the converse of rolled up jeans in the bright yellow socks yeah that's
that's right yeah that's right he's to produce he's ready for some TV
he started playing for proper haircuts.
It's that kind of vibe.
But all of that, you just don't want to fuss for the family.
For the kids, yeah.
My eldest two came to the show last night and they came into the dressing room and my eldest was going,
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a bit more detail. But I kind of, you know, there was things I think before the show
I was going, I must warn them, I must warns of them. Was that the stuff about it being a surprise that you had five and thrown and th and thin. And thin, thin, thin, and thin, thin, thin, thi, and thin, thin, thi, thin, I, I, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should should, I should, I should, I should should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I I I I I I I I I I I I, I I I I I, I I I I I I I, I, I should. I I should. I should. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a. thin, I'm a. tho. tho. tho. tha. tha. that, I should, I'm, I should, I should, I'm, oh, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should. th. that's a bit, I should. was running in my head, I was going, what, he's going to panic?
And I was like, oh, there's a bit in the show
where I sort of talk about planning my funeral.
And they were going, really?
And I was going, yeah, because I was just trying
to be organized and look after you guys.
That's why I did it.
I didn't do it because got to prep them. Because two years has passed they're kind of more
you know they can they can sort of see it in some sort of perspective or whatever. Whereas
actually you know on the day the day it happened my daughter was staying my parents but my wife was on a
on a bus and the line producer who'd sort of witness my seizure came in out you know had to
to ring my wife and say your husband loves loves you very much but he's in an ambulance on his way to
hospital, whatever. And she was with the children, so she just said, look dad's
not very well, he's probably fine, we're going shopping so that's what we're
going to do and just sort of, you know, she's very calm and kind of got, you know, got, you know, to the to you're to, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, who you tell when or what you do. Well I was saying that when I fill in the next of kin thing, you know when you go to,
even if you're not dying or anything, you go to a hospital you fill in next to kin,
you're essentially choosing who's going to find out.
Yeah, yes, that's right.
Who's going to take the news of this best? Because I'd always put, before I was married, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the th, th, the the th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.. thi. Even, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to to to thi. to to to to thi, even I felt like he'd take... Yeah, yeah.
He lost me less.
My dad was in the phone though.
He's the one who recognizes his own ringtone.
Yeah, you know, it's not yours.
I think it was yours.
Well, we used to, I tell you, I took our children to him, we lived in southeast London.
My cousin used to live quite near a the the people to contact just because you know your house is quite in the nursery and then but he's a he's a lawyer and he he I was I can't remember
where I was working someday and he rang it and he said hi I'm actually in
Boston in America but I the nurseries just run me they say that you've your son's
had an accident oh right okay
and they said they couldn't get through to you.
So I, I spoke to my wife or whatever and we got, finally I got through to them and they
were like, yeah, it just had a bit of an accident and I was like, well how serious is it?
And they went, well, just needs changing. Now what, you can think, if you they rang up and said he's had an
accident, you'd hear the tone of their voice or whatever, you'd like, oh I see, okay,
sorry, we must bring in some spare clothes or whatever.
Could they phone the other, something that happened to the other side of the Atlantic, what that message is cross the sea toa, the very same words, the very same, they they their they th..... they th. th. they're th. th. th. they're th. their same same same same same same same same same same same same same, they're they're they're they're their, their, their, their, their, their, they're, they're, their, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.. their. their.. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're, th. they're, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their. their. they're, they're, they're, their. the huge distance that they traveled so that... The Boston Whistler.
Why is the... It's not what the next of Kinthor.
It's not a transatlantic calls every time someone has a shit.
Costly about eight quid to pick up the bandwidth.
You know, it's a deal with that kind of that level.
Well, it's on part of the subject of bandwidth, do you think, because you think your Wi-Fi
was working, do you think the first sign of the tumor was that you were in...
That I sounded like I was cutting in and out. You sounded like we were cutting out a year
before. Yeah, almost certainly. I don't, yeah, no, it was probably my Wi-Fi.
I mean to be honest, I was being needlessly defensive. But it was early lockdown, wasn't it?
So we're probably all trying to pretend to be in the coop.
That was probably March off, probably April of 2020.
I remember being relentlessly upbeat on it and saying, this will change everything and everything
for the better. This is like a reset, we will really think about our priorities.
And then about three months later, text text text to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting to texting their their their their their their their their their their their three months later texting you Josh and going, fucking hell, if you've done the podcast this week, I would have done nothing but moan at you
and whatever, this is totally different. I don't, so symptoms-wise, I didn't have many really,
but I intended just before. Then I went and did, you know, ADR went and revoiced the scene that had been shot probably an hour before
my scene.
Oh wow!
Which was really surreal.
And I, in it I was blinking a lot, like a lot, and I thought, gosh, I wonder if that's
a symptom.
But also, I'd written my lines on a card in the desk in front of me, so I thought maybe
that's just me reading radio, so I couldn't tell her that was a thing but I remember ringing I rang just a few friends I
rang like my sort of best mates from university and I rang one of them and
said can you phone the others and say this has happened and he goes so what is
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I said I could have had it for ages, yeah.
And he went, do you think that's why you've always been a bit of a twat?
Like, God.
I'm glad, yeah, I'm glad he feels able to joke in this situation like that.
Because the other thing is you get people just being terribly sort of nervy and edgy and
are you, are you all right coming to?
Are we allowed to ask if you're all right?
Yeah, that's why you sort of keep it on the download.
And how did your kids react? They were sort of great about it and I think the reason is partly because my wife is so
just naturally sort of very calm and we but also we the fact that I was around a lot and they
could see sort of how you know how I was so you know after the first time I was home sort of three
days after the seizure and then we as I say we all went away together and then when I had
even when I had the operation I was only in for two or three days and was sort of looking at when I was writing the show I went back to the
text messages around the time and I was like cracking on with normal, I did like a table read for
something the day before my surgery or yeah, bloody notes to my agent about doing. And I was thinking why I was like, I was like, I was just like, I was like, I was like, I was like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, cracking, cracking, like, I was, cracking, I was, cracking, I was, cracking, like, like, I was, cracking, like, I was, like, cracking, like, like, I was, like, like, like, like, like really quick and I'm going to be fine and come bouncing out again. But also the other thing
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guess you keep you know you just you tell them what you need to know and you
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Oh God, let's make everything a game.
Oh dear.
But they were amazing.
They were really amazing about it and they were sort of calm about it.
We said don't, you know, we don't, other people don't need to know about this.
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I was like oh I don't really want to do I would like not lock the door before a shower and whatever.
Right. Stuff like that. That things I wouldn't.
Yeah, but let's talk about your seizure if he does.
I turned on the special light, the window, and pop my knob out just so they know, just
so they knew where I was.
It's all right, it's all right, it's all I've got a tumor.
I could do this now.
They said get a lot of fresh air. He's just doing what he needs to do, okay? Stop judging.
We all react differently.
No, that's the penis you can see, not the tumor.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the tumor's massive.
The, um, the, um,
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So you'll be a little bit but you again you don't want to like I'd say that to my oldest son or
whatever yeah you know and so good and I would be all right walking them to places and I'd build up
you know how long I could walk for and big old tour you're doing.
Shall I should I Steve write it? I'll go for it mate yes absolutely.
Maidenhead, Solford, Oxford, Oxford, Oxford, Winthropod don't do the ones I've already
done. Oh sorry all they were lovely places very well looked after.
Stafford Newbree. Newcast, that's a good venue. Leeds, that's a good venue. Birmingham, Swindon, Exeter,
Exeter, Henley, Brighton, Westcliffe on Sea. That's Southend. Lincoln, Hull,
the Bristle, Cambridge, Guildh. Lincoln, Halrogate, Newcastle under Lyme, Canterbury, Winchester, Crue, Scunthorpe, Ipswich, Waymouth, Aldershot, Norwich, Norwich,
Portsmouth, Abergavenny, London, London,
London, Milton, the King's Hedgillford,
Glasgow, Edinburgh, Lyll, London, Litchfield.
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That feels like a good time to end, doesn't it?
Yeah, but I, but I, I just said, why haven't that's a nice theatre?
Why aren't we doing that as well?
There's only two of those you signaled out as liking Josh.
Yeah, no, no, no, I liked love Buxton Opera House. That's amazing, beautiful thing.
My mic broke and I had to carry on without mic and they could still hear me.
That's not good the theatre was that.
And Leeds City Varieties is amazing.
That's an astonishing.
And Birmingham Town Hall is, yeah, that's a room that's a room that you can stand
in and talk. Your 6th, 7th, 8th of February, Miles, Miles, that's, miles, that's, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that's, th, and, and, and, the, th, th, th, th, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th....... Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's, the... Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah. miles. That's that's the absolute joy, peak of your tour.
But I also with the great deal, I've been doing like acting jobs for the last
almost two years solid, which is very lucky, but there's a sort of lack of control.
And with this, I can say, actually what I want to do, throwns,
and I don't want to do weekends and I don't want to do half-terms and I don't want to do holidays. So in a way I don't know where I
I don't know I don't mind where I am and I will do from you know 300 up
basically you know you'll do some thousands and you'll do some 700 or
whatever I if I'm doing this three or four nights a week and it's not the family thin that I the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's not they's they's not they's they's they's not they're they're they're they's to to to to to to to to to to to to they's to they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's not they's not they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's to to to to to to to to to to to to to the tho thin thin they. I they. I tho they. I tho they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. So that's kind of why, that's why the dates the way they are. I mean, I could, I suppose I could do more off to me,
but that's where we've gone to at the moment.
And I notice that the place you live, Monmouth isn't there.
Well I just, I really love that theater.
The Monmouth Savoy is a fantastic tours. I feel it's just slightly too close to my doorstep. It's a nice commute though. I love doing Bromley. Bromley's my nearest nearest theatre from where I am. Churchill Bromley. Yeah,
I love it. It's a set around the guy. It's hard gig though, though. Especially because you're just
gigging to people you sort of half know. And also I think it's this is what, I used to find that, I used to go to I have a Dembina's club in Hampstead and I would do, I would go to all sorts of places
and have those gigs, like go there and they'd all look at me and go, well of course this is
how you do stand up if you were like this. It just seems so sort of root one what I was doing. It's just a sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort sort sort sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of s like like like th, thus.. thus. thus. thus. thus. I thus. I thus. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's like, I's like, I's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. I'm sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of sort of like, like, th. I just a sort of slightly joky version of completely normal real concerns.
You know, you know, it's so fucking you know. I think that's what is in probably
and it's like, yeah, this is what's happened in pubs and bars and at work around here.
You're just talking, this is the water pooling, what's going on?
You just sell out of my mate. What's going on. His chairs are building with the library doesn't it? And the hating in the dressing rooms is controlled in the library, which closes at about
five.
And so it's half, seven and I can't think that this can be just a little, either hotter,
I can't remember if it was very hot or very cold, I was there, but I'm saying, is
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it's quite raw in there, it's quite, you know,
surely they can give them keys to the library
if this is happening every night.
Well, perhaps no one's, perhaps no one's a sort of sensitive
about the temperature as I am.
In Middlesbride Town Hall, it was about 25 degrees, really hot early in the year. And it was really high outside, and the room, the heating was on in the room, and it was
like a furnace.
You know, one of them stages, you walk out, you walk out there, you walk out, you're
literally saying, hello, middle of the their sweat dripping off your nose. And the threaten, the heating's controlled by the council, like, and I, and the fuck, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, the, the, the, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the heat, the heat, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the heat, the, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, was, the heat, was, the heat, the heating, the heating, the heating, the heating, the heating, the heating, the heating, the heating, the heating, the heating, the heating, the heating, was, the heating like there's people out there like fan in them set aside some people get overheat when you had the problem is that the
the heat is controlled by the council the council offices and it's still on
we it's still on the winter setting yeah yeah yeah they're all working from
home no one's been in for months yeah it is that kind of doing it in a the the theyn in chapel when it was just it was just it must have the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Union Chapel when it was just, it must have been during a heat wave and just the absolute. It's kind of like sort of humidity that is basically the evaporated sweat
of your orchards and the performance or whatever it becomes really pleasant. I did this play last year
and we were in Cardiff for a week and it coincided with, from a crowd point of view, unfortunately,
quite a lot of big rugby internationals, but also it was so wet and we would sort of get there just drench and you'd change
straight into your costume and because your other clothes needed to sit on you know in the
hot box or whatever and then you'd go out there and of course the audience have walked through,
and not had the luxury of changing into period costume and they would just be this kind of,
you could just feel the damp in the air which was just like this is just they are cold
They've got to sit through this and they are cold and they are wet
So they must all be going why are we here?
Why is this?
It's been on a tour as well. Maybe really appreciate the audience even more because now I know how little I want to leave the house Yeah, so if someone's decided to leave and pay and come and laugh, I'm like, you are special
people, thank you so much.
The amount of people that must be there watching you on tour who've had a discussion
about whether they could just not go over that age.
Yeah.
It's always, when you do one, like on a bank holiday Monday, and you think half the
audience, about two hours ago, I'm going to fuck the tickets, I'm tickets for that thing. I really don't know if we can go. I really don't know
if we can go. I think I've got sunburn. Yeah, and there's no. So it's like last night there
was storm so I thought surely a 10% of this audience won't come. In fact I was told that 10% probably
wouldn't come and they were there and you think, God, you for coming. On the opposite side of that, I did Cardiff, so it was rescheduled from before COVID and it had been rescheduled on to both
St David's and Pancake Day, same day. That's too much. And I reckon there was a maximum 60% turnout having sold it out. Really? Yeah, it was fucking mental.
So loads of, yes, that's a lot of,
in a room that's got a lot of people in,
60% of that capacity is a lot of people
in yet a lot of empty chairs, yes, it's very,
but I can understand that.
I mean, I could, could I watch Josh Whittak,
after eating a lot of pancakes. I don't know whether pancakes wearing my traditional national dress.
Could I do that?
Could I do that to myself?
Could I do it to him?
Three years after I booked the ticket in my traditional rapture dress.
Yeah, yeah.
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What was it like being in a children's TV show?
Well at the time it was a sort of bit of a blur I guess.
Did you have kids?
No, no, I mean I was 22 or something, so I just, I just, I just, I just, I mean you're
in Balamori.
Yeah, Miles was a big deal.
We went through a period of watching that a year ago, so so my daughter was... Now I would find that straightens, yeah.
Has it then come up when your kids have grown up?
We've been going through C. BBs and stuff that you're on Balamara.
It's a fuck off.
Is that you on the, in the pink jumper on the left?
What do you mean?
What you mean?
Yeah, you would have been, yeah, 22 or something.
Wow. 22 or 24. So I'd only just, I mean, I was still at university. Why are you? When I was
doing bits of stand up and we'd done a thing live floor show and BBC Scotland. Yeah. And then someone said, do you want to audition for this? Oh, okay. But it also, C.Bibes wasn't like, I it's CBB is a big it's a big deal
now I guess right big deal so you're in a kill as well in some of these
pictures yeah that's yep yep yep I'm all I'm always dressed in those pictures I
should be well there was a bit they'd be like um you know to think of
what I should see BBs then you had to have like a set top box or something like that. Right, so what was this big deal? I remember my agent saying, look, think of it as your training, you know, you get to
go and do 22 weeks of single camera studio filming, which is not, yeah.
It's not an opportunity that's sort of given to everyone.
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they went on this morning last year to talk about 20 years since Balamore just
just them to sort of really gend up on it all of a sudden you've got
oh this is your celebrity this is your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your is your is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your this is your you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you this is your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your yourue. I mean, I'm in the grid. I had no idea that you were in it. And I feel like it's something
that would have crossed my path before, but yeah, no I didn't. But I'd say, it's a great opportunity to learn on the job. Well, I've done one or two other things, I suppose. Yeah, I've the the their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've th. I've th. I've the th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've the th. I've th. I've the the th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've that's the the the that. I've that. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. Iori. And so when you were dropping kids at primary schools and stuff, did anyone go?
Are you the Blake from Balamori?
Or did it not follow you around?
I did, not, not to that extent.
It depends like on sort of, I don't know, hair length.
Obviously I had rather more hair in those, you know, big the same. I think I'd say the words glow-up. It's my, it's if I've moved to manage Chelsea and I've really just started making an effort.
I'm pretty Rogers got the Liverpool job and then got absolutely ripped. Remember that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll say you've had a glow-up, Miles. My yurgan teeth. I, um, yeah, yeah, I, yeah. I don't think I've have have have have have have have have have have th th th th th th th th th th th th the th I've th th th th th I've th that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that that you've to say, I've to say, I've to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have the they. I've their their their their their their their their their their to move. to move. to have to move. to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to know really, but also do people always say if they're...
I don't know, I'd have thought children would be excited that one of Balamore is.
But I think with children it's less like, because if you're used to watching someone on a
screen, of course TV's, now TV, people, you're probably larger than life in someone's a vulgar flat screen, aren't you? But in those days, like people were like, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, th.. th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. were like, you know, you're sort of six foot and they used to seeing you on the... Yeah, yeah. It also says what if you
were wearing a pink jumper on a kilt, then they might, you might get more of it, but in your
normal clothes, yes, you're right. I'd say, I'd say you're the sort of, I used to be the sort of, to be made a particular effort not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, you, you, you, you to, you to, you, you, to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to to to, you, you, you, you you you, the, you you you you, you you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. the, th. the the the the the the the th. the the the th. th. on. Were you good mate to Frankie Boyle during the Ballemore years?
Yeah, yeah, I was already for, we, so, I mean, I mean, I'm-
He's like your best pal, isn't it?
I would have, yeah, I'd have met Frankie, maybe like my fourth gig, my fourth open spot,
something like that, he'd have been comparing, so I would have been comparing, you............
time when we were doing live floor show at the same time is a BBC, it was this sort of gang show and I would be doing that on a Thursday but when you know the daisy the side of it
would be doing one of the series overlapped or whatever so I could do both at the same.
You were my favorite person to sit next to on what the week because your disdain for the whole process was super bad. I find I remember the first time I did it I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the th I th I the the th I the the th I the the th I th I th I the th I th I the th I the th th the the th th th the the the the thi their the the the the th th their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th th th the the thi thi thi thi thi the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thu. theeeeeee the the the the the. I find, I remember the first time I did it I just
and I went and I sort of thought who's on it and Mickey was on it so I went
and he opened and knocked on his door and he opened the door and just saw my
face and went come in and I will tell you what it's like.
And I you know I sort of in what I liked about those, those programs, I liked being on with like a bunch of people you knew and sort of having a life or whatever, for the first two
others.
Yeah.
And then, and then, also sometimes you like, no matter how many time, there's, like,
on top of everything, you've done so much preparation, and then the nerves kick, the more you do them, the later the nerves kick in. So you've thought, you've forgotten that bit and then the music starts, you think,
oh no.
I remember sitting next to Romish once and the theme music started and I just went, oh
Christ, really loudly and we were still laughing about it, we were still laughing,
and we were still laughing about it, sort of half an hour before the bit when you'd run
to the mics that was almost entirely about what's left in the news.
And I just would never speak in that bit.
No.
Because I like, they're not, it seems would just you know just sort of going to sort of standby mode for about
yeah or try and remember the scenes I'd like to see joke because that was a
horrible I remember that I was so bad at scenes we'd like to see that I was so
bad at it that occasionally I'd try and you know how they'd talk about there's like myths that the problem is people people people people people people people people people people people people people people you you the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they'll they I I I I I I I I I I they they they'll they I they I try try try try try try try try try try try try try and try try try and try and try and try try and try and try and to to to to to talk about, there's like myths that, problem is people will just walk past you to get to the mic
and you just can't get to the mic.
Myths, he says carefully.
Yeah.
I would try and try and look like you were about to go.
Look like I was about to go.
And they, oh, God, he's gone again.
I've got gold here and there's just a car they can't get in. Money's no good here.
Yeah, it was just the sort of stamina aspect of it.
But I liked the, I really liked the sort of just being with a bunch of people that you've
sort of got on well with the people.
People that I'd not seen before or whatever.
There's some people that I, I don't know Ed Gamble, I've only I did that the other day and I thought the only time I've met him was on that once and whatever and we'd gone there they'd just gone and those day when it was on that
those studios on the South Bank and you could yeah they were funny when you just
stop serving booze you could go around the corner to a pub and that you know the sort of three
hours afterwards was you know in the way they'd they they they they they's they's that that that that that people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people so so so so so so people people people people people people that so people that so people that's so people that's so people people that's so people that's so people that's like like people that's so people that's so people that's so people that's so people that's so people that's so people that's so people that's so people that's so people that's so people people that's so people people people people people people people that's people people people people people. that's people. that's people. that's people. that's people. that's people. that's people. totally. But the one thing I remember you would do is they'd, each week they'd have a Christmas
story that they were then going to cut together for a Christmas special.
But then we never got paid for the Christmas special, did we?
And Miles would refuse to speak during the Christmas story, the two weren't
the two weren't being paid for the Christmas special? Yeah. I'm a union man. I just, it was cheeky though, wouldn't it?
I thought, I did think it was cheeky.
And I thought, why, no, what's going on?
There was one when they came in and said, can you do this round about the Olympics?
We went, oh right.
I did something, they think, yeah, it's the next week show. I was going, well, well, I'm not on, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, what, I, I, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. also something, there was a question I remember, it was on that Olympics
thing and there was a question about why somebody had been knocked out of an event and I said
something and it turned out that was the right answer and it was something quite unlikely
and you turned to me Josh and you went, how the hell did you know that?
And I was like, I didn't, I was genuinely trying to be amusing. And I had completely failed in that regard, but I had hit upon the correct answer.
What I miss about those sort of shows is, and well I still do them, but that, like those ones,
you know, that thing where you would just see people all the time and they're kind of,
because you know, by then you'd be doing solo touring probably so what you weren't doing is being
in a dressing with a load of other people which was often the sort of fun bit of the circuit
was going to going to go with the same you know doing the same you know doing.
their bunch of people or in Cardiff or Manchester or whatever it might be suddenly you're not that kind of that kind of vibe again so I used to enjoy that aspect they still do exist but they exist in podcasts and in YouTube videos they don't
they just don't do it on tel it they've become out of fashion on telly so
that's so people are now still this is this is our catch up me you here we
how about unlikely things a podcast would say right and we all have to to take two steps back for the mic the mic the mic the mic the mic the mic the mic the mic the mic the mic and the mic and the mic and the mic and the mic and the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the that the th. I the the. I the. I the. they. they. the. they. that's is. that's. that's. that's they to they they to to take two steps back for the mic, our own mic, and then rush forward
and be like, oh, oh God.
Don't like and subscribe.
Yeah, yeah, think of things you'd never hear on a podcast.
Yeah, yeah, that would be a fucking shoot me in the head.
That would be the impression.
That wasn't a suggestion. That was probably a podcast with that very name. A different celebrity comes on. that, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that that that that that that was that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. Costly under the umbrella of your production company.
Which is a different celebrity comes on and explains why you wish to shiak their sets on.
It's not a bad idea.
What is it this week, Harry?
I just don't feel myself.
Thank you.
Shhh.
Next week, we're talking to you.
Oh dear.
Let me ask you another question about parenting.
Do you, because you've moved out of London, you moved from Peckham to Monmouth on the Welsh
border.
Do you have periods where you have to go away to work and come back and stuff and how does
that work parenting-wise? Well it means that's one of the reasons when but the tour-wee-wee-wea-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-we-'-we-'-we-'-we-'-we-'-we-'-we-'-we-'-we-'-we-'-we-'-we-'-wea-wea-wea-wea-wea-wea-wea-wea-wea-wee-up-n't-s-n't-n't-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-mahahah-mahahahah-mahahah-m........... Oh, that's-n't-n't-n't-n't, that's-n't, that's-n't, that's-n't, that's that's that's that's-n't, that tour you're like I can't do weekends and I can't do half-times because you
have to make I want to be at home as especially after like everything you want
I went through you kind of kind of oh I mean I don't I don't know to end his
internet's gone this is unbelievable this is unbelievable let's
let let me this a photo of his freeze frame. Oh they've gone, he's completely cut out. Oh it couldn't be better.
What a ways to finish! That couldn't have been a better way to end really.
Miles Jop, should we do Miles's outro now Josh while we're here? Yeah yeah.
Miles Jupp, what a wonderful man. So funny. Shit internet. No genuinely,
hilarious. Incredible story? Yeah,'t it? Defoe go and
see his show. And it'll be a brilliant tour. Also it's midweek as well which is
actually pretty good because it doesn't take up your, you know it's easier to
get like a babysitter midweek and stuff like that but yeah Miles Chopin, one of the
funniest, but yeah Miles Jop, just hilarious so go and see I've gone to miles jump in one of those places. It's not really. the their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th is th is th is their, th is to their, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th is th is th is th is th is to to to to to to to to th is th is th is th is th is th is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's mia''lipea'lipipip, thi's mia'lip, thi's mia'lip, thia'lip, thi's thi, I don't can to read about me, my nearest.
I thought they'd do a little Bromley, but maybe not. We'll see, I've got to London.
Or would you have a Litchfield, big end of tour meetup.
Where is Litchfield?
Fuck no, see you there.
See you there.
See you, bye.
Bye. Hello, I'm Giles Brandreth and I'm excited to tell you about my brand new podcast, Rosebud.
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