Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP61: I'm cancelling my kid

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

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There we go, Rob, well done. You're on your phone, are you doing something? Yeah, I am Rob. That's got to be a record for not paying attention to your podcast. I know I didn't hear any of it. It sounded like they were in the bath. Yeah, it did, didn't it? And I didn't hear much of it because I was watching you not being on the podcast. I'm canceling my daughter, no, it's fine.

You're cancelling your daughter? Oh my god, what she said? Racist or sexes? What'd you say, back in the kitchen or back in the country? Um, she said, I'm canceling her play scheme for today. It's play scheme a word, you know, and it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm cancel, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm canceling, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm cancelling her play scheme for today. What's her play scheme? Is Play Scheme a word? You know when it's like I do... Like basically they go somewhere for the day. Yeah, yeah. Um, I'm wait, it's our first day back really in reality from being away. And Rose's mom's here.

And didn't know my daughter was going to play scheme. And so said that she'd took it to take to take to take to take to take to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go to go to go to to go to go some to go some to go some to go some to go some some to go some to to go some some some some some to go some to to to to to go some some some some some some some some some tooomomomomorrow to to to to to some some some some some some some some some some to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the art shop this morning so my daughter was gutted with this play scheme anyway long story shop does she want to go to play scheme or not your daughter no she doesn't because now nanny's here wants to take it to the show so this is the first sort of proper day of the summer holidays where it's not on holiday you're you're basically we had a week before that we had a we had a week before that we wee we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had the the to the to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have to have to have the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the that I think when she did some play scheme and she went to the arcade and stuff. Is that what's called? I don't know. I've never heard of that before my life. Different places have different words for stuff and then you say them and then you suddenly realize you sound mental. There was Buzz Camp the kamp when I was a kid or Camp Beaumont? Camp Beaumont? Do you remember camp boa the tap to the to camp camp camp camp camp camp camp camp camp camp camp camp camp camp camp I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their I've I've I've their I've to have I've I've I've to have I've I've I've I've have I've have I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I I have I I I I have I I I have I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've their their their their to their to to their to to their to their to their to their to their to to their to their to their to their their their. Let's introduce him, we've sung all in the moment. I've robbed Josh and Michael.

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Yeah, basically. Do you know what, in my experience, now, and this isn't, this is aimed in general at these summer camps, there's about eight people that run it and then they just employ disinterested 17 year olds that could that impressed we've just sent them to a they've gone to a new one this week well at least I'll let you know what one that is well they were supposed to start 12 minutes ago so I don't even know if they've gone in yet or if how it's going but I'll report back but they've gone to like a little dance and singing workshop thing for the week the window thing down put the blind the blind the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the blind the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho tho tho the thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the theynnne only only only one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one for the week. I've got to put the window thing down. Put the window thing down. The blind.

Oh my gosh, fucking out. It's going to be hot today, boy. I know, my morning's been intense, Roch. Also you're still wearing the same top as you wore last night, you're a gigaicably because I've got up and put my t-shausti than, I'm, I, I, I, I, t, the t, t, t, t, the, t, t, the, t, t, the, t, the, the, the, t, t, the, t, t, th. Oh, t. Oh, today, today, the, the, today, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, t, t, the, the, the, t, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the blind, the the the the the the the t, th, th.. Oh, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, today, they's, today, today, b.gue, b.gue, blion, blion, is going, is going, today, they.gue, today, they. Well, Josh, you seem a bit, like I feel a bit, I find the summer holidays quite logistically stressful because the kids are off and then we're all working, me and Lou's working this summer, she's back at work, I can't say what she's doing yet, that's up to her to announce, but she's back working, sort of nearly full-time. I'm sort of part-time to full-time, and so-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-s-s-s-s-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, I's-s, I'm-s, I'm-s, I'm-I-I-I's-I-I's-I's-I's-I's-I's-I's-I's tho, I's the-I's the-I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the-I, I's, I's, I's-I-I's-I-I's-I-s, I's-s, I's-s, I's-s, I's-s, I's-s, I's-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s.a-sho-sho'-skkoom, the-s, the-s, the-time to full-time and so we've got a mixture of play schemes summer camps family friends childminders and that ends the babysitters but um you yesterday on Sunday morning at 9 a.m. said

I haven't got much content for the show and then I said don't worry I've got loads but then by nine o'clock at night you said you've got loads and you're having a one of your manic episodes in the way to St and to to to to s in to s in to s so so so so so so so so to s. I I to s. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to the to the to the the the the the the the to their. I their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I I I their. I their. I the th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm tome. I'm tm. I'm tm. I'm tom. I'm tome. I'm tomorrow. I'm tomorrow. I'm tomorrow. I'm the the the by 9 o'clock at night you said you've got loads and you're having a one of your manic episodes in the way to St. Albans. Well, I just, I just overloaded myself Rob. So having a three-year-old, he is a very nice boy. Let me... You sound like you're about to exclude him from school. He's a very, at heart, a a good child but we cannot offer him what he needs at this school. No he's a very nice boy so your son's a very nice boy

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Because there's a bit of communication isn't there? He didn't have a temper till two months ago. We were like, and he's either incredibly chilled or he's just, he's either zero or ten. Yeah. And so we were in Cornwall for 10 days, right? And it's fine if you don't want to do to do to do they. they. they. they. to do they. they. they. they. they. they. to do they. they. they. they. to do to they. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, they. hea, thi, thi, he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He's he. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's thi. He's thin. He's thin. He's the. He's the. He's th. He's the isn't the isn't the. He didn't he didn't he didn't he didn't he didn't he didn't, he's he. He didn't, he's And it's fine if you don't want to do anything because it's fun. They're really like it's all like oh yeah oh he's got a doctor's kit and he just does the doctor with you right? So he'll do all of the different things. And you're not working it's holiday. Yeah you can like this is fucking right. Yeah this is brilliant. You're just sitting here and he's like, you take your medicine here thing you know do and you're like, and you like, and you like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, like, th, th. This is like, like, like, th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. This, like, th. This, th. Like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. Like, like, the. Like, like, like's like, take your medicine, here's your ear thing, you know, do you, and you're like, this is great.

The day we were trying to pack up to leave and you're, basically, you're a man down and you have to make this piece with yourselves that, because you can't say to him I'm not going to do that because it's more trouble than it's worth, you know what I mean? Right, so someone has to entertain him while you've got the other one packs. What about your sister? Does she not get involved in that or she's doing her own thing? Yeah, she does but she doesn't want to sit. She doesn't want to sit. So he wanted to be the tax, we were loading up the car, emptying the car. He gets in the car, he's like, I'm the taxi driver. Yeah, this is my taxi. He's sitting in the front seat. It weren't in, was it driving through barking later night? Getting you some... I've been cleared, I've been officially cleared of that, Rob. I've been clear. I respect, fuck you, barking council. Got home to a... Swivel on that! That is justice. Yeah. Got home to that letter, and then the next letter I opened was a fine for the dart charge. Which actually was you?

Was me? Yeah, which actually was me. Fair enough. Why, or, or just keep using the crime number. Keep using the crime number. You can't sell it on what's that? You need to crime number. Um, so anyway, and you can't just leave him in the car on the driveway.

No, of course. So I'm just now sat in the car. For about an hour, 90 minutes? Why he pretends to be doing a taxi, you know, put the phone on the thing. And you're like, we started packing at 9 a.m. Yeah. packing at 9 a.m. cleaning up the house all these stuff put the recital, you know, all all the stuff. We left at half two. Oh my God. What did you move in the furniture? It's just because like you're looking after two kids. Yeah. Trying to do the pack. And then

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I'll be honest, I'm gonna go to New York. The car is, the car, that's my holiday. Because they're in their back. My daughter is fucking obsessed with the Olympics. She just watches it. My girls are into it as well actually. Yeah, they just love it. Way more than football or anything.

So she's watching, but gymnastics, she fucking loves gymnastics. Yeah, yeah. She was watching badminton this morning. So she's, they're just watching that in the back. So the drive, you're like, this is our time to ourselves. So yesterday. Can I suggest something Josh if this is helpful yeah we'll get back yesterday so I find sometimes if Lou's got to do something if you're entertaining the kids in the house or if I've got to do something it's

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But then they can just run and exhaust them and you can just go right. I'm just having to pretend to be a taxi driver. Sat on the drive getting frustrated you're not leaving. Just, if you accept that you lose in the morning, it sometimes helps. Yeah, yeah, so yesterday, I didn't really accept it, Rob. So what did you do what him yesterday? About, no, we had a lovely time and Rose was then dealing, you know, and then I'm unpacking

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couple around town? Now, were you a happening couple? No, all right. Do you remember when we didn't have kids? We could have a lie in? Yeah, we can have a lie in. Oh, yeah, that's good then. Well, also as well, like, where you went, your holiday, obviously going to Cornwall, which you love, but it's not like going into a hotel that has like activities put on or a kid's car that they could go to.

No, but we did have other people down and so that marked the kid, that marked the kids out the game. Yeah, so you had a bit of... Can I say one more thing and then what? Seeing other people's bedtimes being as difficult as yours is fucking, Robbing, th.. people that aren't very good parents to help around? No, I'm not. I'm inviting down people. It's just happy, coincident. What I'm saying, Rob? People are having good bedtimes. Yeah. It's a fucking myth. Everyone is having a nightmare. Everyone. I find it's like the stock market, bedtimes. Go on. It's sort of there's always a nightmare. Everyone! I find it's like the stock market bedtimes. Go on. It's always a little bit of up and down, but there's an occasional boom or bust. Yeah, yeah.

And the worst thing is you never really noticed the boom. Because all you get is sleep, which should be a human right of just basically. When it's booming, you just wake up you just wake up, are like seven in the morning, and you go, wow, no child came in the bedroom last night or cried, or whatever, but you go, okay, and you just get on with it because it's not really loads of sleep. You're still getting up at seven and doing them dressed and doing what you need to do. But we hit a bit of a bust.

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It's not a good cell. Dan Shriver, who we've had on this podcast, has written a brilliant book for my daughter loves about impossible things for kids. And it's like paranormal for kids. that's what the book is like. Is the Loch N Loch Ness Monster Real? Oh ghost real. All these fun things that my daughter likes. Murderous men live in Cormor houses. Exactly. Yeah, those kind of things. And then I'm misjudged and I read it not just to my daughter, but to my friend's son who's maybe a bit more sensitive than my daughter. Yeah. But if your kids are interested interested interested interested interested, get impossible things by Dan Shriver before them. I've done that before when I've picked up like a niece and thrown her in the air and gone on the belly that I used to do with my kids and then they just go, ah!

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to tell him the place and no one could hear or see what he was telling him to do? I was like, no, I didn't. Yeah, did she think that was a kind of thing that's a specifically good one for you because you're into sport? No, absolutely anything she'll tell me. Oh, okay. Yeah, come across the board. No, so basically she, the eldest just goes asleep, absolutely fine. Takes it a while to go to bed, but we'll just like, pot her around her room and stuff, but the youngest, like, kept waking up sort of like a room you know when it's like a hotel where like the bed the sofa is a bed but there's sort of a door to the bedroom that we had open so it was like a one bed sweet thing yeah they're on the sofa bed thing together she was like oh I want you and she and then she would I want you to

lie with me can I get into bed with you and we're like no no you can't do it's I'm scared on my own I'm like well you're not alone you're with your sister and then she was I'm scared with a light on her and then she was basically just scared to be the the whole try and to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to be to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their the like, or in the middle of us. So what we, and then we'd go and ended up, we kept on laying with her in her bed, but then that didn't really solve it. So what we started to do was, she was basically coming into an up, probably five times a night, coming into our bedroom,

like over the last two weeks. Loos had then I'm like, gonna help! And Lou's already walking to the bedroom. But then what we've done is, and I don't need to, so basically getting into bed-rever because that will never end and we can't just keep getting into bed the bed

getting into bed, their tea. Getting into our bed, and I think what even if it was Lou that maybe brought it on slightly. Oh so it was Lou that brought it on. Well okay someone's fucking peppered up haven't they little Mr. book organizers now. Loving Life riding his whole straight into my relationship, jousting me apart. You've got to remember Rob that I am on edge and I'm lashing out. I'll take. I'll th. I'll th. I be your victim. But yeah, it was loose fucking fall actually. And she'd better head into the game. No, but I would have done it. I do the exact same thing. Well, like when you're in a double

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you can't have your iPad because she does, basically she wakes up the night, she wakes up the night, she's wake up the night, because she's a bit more aware of what's going on rather than it's been the first thing. So anyway, we did that and it was graft and Lou was doing most of it for about a week. And now like last three nights she slept through all the night and she's when we went in the morning she came and she was like, I did it. So she's not she's not she's not she's not she's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not doing. She's not doing. She's not doing. She's not doing. She's not. She's not doing. She's not doing. She's not doing. She's not doing. She's not doing. She's not doing. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not th. It's not th. It's not th. It's not th. It's not th. It's not th. It's not th. It's not th. Itforcing her into her bed to redo it, sort of it's given her a bit of confidence. So hopefully that's a, that's help.

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So then it just had a thread tied around it that was stuck there. Oh my god. So now she's crying, and now the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is. th is. thau. threat. threat. threat. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I's. I's. I's. I's. that. that. I's. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. threat. threat. threat. threat. threat. threat. threat. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. thread. Yeah. She wanted to do it though. She wanted to do? I just left it. I couldn't get to it. Is it still there? The thread? No, because luckily the tooth fell out last night.

Oh, right, thank God. And then another one, and then both of them, both the tooth and then just pulling it yourself. I did try that but didn't come out. But he looks so loose. What about tying it to the bumper of your car? Yeah, Josh, okay, all great suggestions. I've got a five-year-old, who's crying. He's crying at the nerve gun. If I go right, I'm just gonna try it

attach this in the midst of doing it, I'm like, Lou, I need to help here. Then I've got like, I'm lying down and lose. I've got an idea, Rob. Go to the tube station. The train pulls in just hand a thread to someone within the train and. Then we'll get a fast train from our station. Oh, the fast train's even better. Oh, no, it was just it was a nightmare. Oh, God, I'm sorry. And then we've got a slime issue in the house.

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and then when I'd put the blinds down the night before, it had landed on the slime and connected. So now there's like a layer of slime on the blinds that we pull up and down. Yeah. I took that off anyway and then last night they just left it on a table, the dinner table, he's got a lovely parcade sort of dinner table. Yeah, I loved it. I loved the dinner table. Such a shame to have to replace the table. Well the other thought is it's not a bad color actually the slimes left it. If I just get a giant bit of slime, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the th. th. thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, it, it's got thin, thi, it's got tho, it's got tho, it's got tho, it's got tho, it's got tho, it's got the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th, it's got th, it's got th th th, it's got th, th the the th the th the th th the the that, that, I've that, the that, that, that that that that that that that that ta ta ta ta ta ta ta thi thi thi, thi, thi, I mean rather than try to get it... You'll never match the rest of the table to that little circle though. I imagine because it was at a slime party so I'd have to say to my daughter, right, you've got a big job. We need the exact same slime. You'll have to masking tape the area that's been sliined and then... Oh God, that is it's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. That's awful. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's awful. that. that's that. that's that. that. that. that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. It. It's at that. It's at the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's. the th. th. th. th. th. the thea. th. th. thea. th. thea. th. thea. thea. thi. th. the very into her aesthetic. I don't know how you deal with that. I think Lou might be right, you

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From nothing. And now outside, I struggle to run outside because I feel like, if the floor's not moving, why should I? You know, I've heards, the comedian. Yeah, very good. I was gigging with him last night. Great, very such a character. Great, very a very stuct as well. He thinks you're hilarious, which I found annoying, but there we go. Well John's funny, don't take yourself too seriously, does he, John, with some comedians. Yeah, exactly. He said that your, he plays football with you every Tuesdays.'t he? Or most Tuesdays.

He said your upper body strength holding off players has really improved in the last couple of months. Really? Okay, interesting. I've always proud myself of beating off men. Oh, there we go. A bit of fun, you know. Oh, that's very kind of him.

Well, that's what I say. So, that's what I'm, so I am actually, so since end of April, I've been going to gym quite regularly now, all running, and I'm really on it. So even on Sunday, I'll go up at 6 and took the dogs for a walk and I ran as well. So it's the first time I ran for a mile nonstop outside and I'm going to build that up each week, okay? And it was nice, it was 6 a.m in the morning, no th no th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to th to to to to th to to th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go go go go. to to to to to to to to 6. to 6. to 6. to 6. to 6. to go go go go 6. to go go 6. to go 6. to go 6. to go go 6. to go go go go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go go. to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the th the thoo. the thoooooooooooo. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. the the get on with it. So I'm like so when I basically I was 98 kilograms Josh and I got down to 91 kilograms before. Fucking out. Fair play Rob. So it's like seven kitsons about a stone right and also I'm doing it really slowly inject so I'm still like going out for I'm not it's not really you're not hanging out with me

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everything right no exactly so I get back and now I'm at 92 kilograms okay last on that was a Monday of last week right anyway so since then I've been doing my calorie counting really on it for five six days and then at the weekend I'd like a couple of glasses of wine and a pizza which is fine because that's part of how I do things right? No but that's fine that's what I've been doing I'm to the whole way true. I'm just finding you up from I'm just fine to you here what's happened to me okay so I was remember I was on 92 kilograms I'm to 92.9 I'm a to the the I'm not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not 90. to the to the the the the 92 k I'm 90 I'm 90 I was to to th I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was not I was not I was 902 I was 90 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was 90 I was 90 I was I was I was I was I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was I was I was 90 I was 90 I was I was I was 90 I was I was 90 I was 90 I was I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90 I was 90. I was 90. to 90. to 90. to 90. to 90. to 90. to 90. to 90. to 90. I was a 9. I was a 9. I was a 9. I was a 9. I was 90. I week I played football on a Tuesday with John Kearns, absolutely marshalling the defense, beating men off. I also did two gym sessions for an hour, quite, I was really going for it, proper ones. I also done two runs for about 25 minutes.

So two gym sessions, two runs for 25 minutes, football and also I've done two dog walks, like an hour-long dog walks. And I also did another outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor outdoor walks, and I also did another outdoor run on Sunday. By Friday evening I was 91.6, so I've lost a full kilogram, right? By Friday, by Friday. No, no, no, I didn't, but I just was like, I want to make sure that I am on it, and I normally checked once a week, right? I'm on sort of track. The weekend, at a couple of glass wi Peter, nothing more or different that I've been doing all the other weeks. Anyway, I waited myself this morning, because bear, mind, last Monday, 92.6, by Friday, 91.6, this morning, 93.

Fucking now, Rob. Faking now, Rob. Hey, no. Were you nude? No. Yeah, I was nude for... I'm just having pictures like now. My head, yeah, it's horrible being nude, isn't it, for a, for a, for a way. My head went this morning, I was up at 6 a.m. this morning, because I had to come up here to do this before I do sub-coat this afternoon. I was fucking livid. Yeah, right. Rightly. So I was that point thinni. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. I was th. I was th. It was this. It was this. It was this morning. I was this. I was this morning. I was this morning. I was this morning. I was this morning. I was this morning. I was this morning. I was this morning. I was this morning. I was this morning. I was this morning. I was this morning. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up this. I was up at this morning. I was up at this morning. I was up at this morning. I was up at this. So then I started googling water attention like some sort of fucking nanan that's in denial. She's had a vienetta

and then it's probably because of the heat. No, it's not nanot it's a vienetta you've had on your own at lunch. Yeah. So anyway, I don't know what it is. It is erratic, it is erratic, so you will go up... Two kilograms. Two kilograms is mad. From Friday to Monday morning. And I... Are you bunged up? What with fat? Bunged up with personal. No, well, to be fair. I've just got to the voiceover building and I absolutely had a clear out. So it might be a massive shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, maybe. to. to. to. to. to. to it. to to to to to to to to to to to to me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Two, th. Two theatheatheatheatheathea. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. two. Two two. Two thea. Two the voiceover building and I absolutely had a clear out, so it might be a massive shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, four pound shit. My daughter was only five pound when she was old.

Well, let's hope it doesn't grow. Well, let's hope it doesn't grow and end up in bed with you. Yeah, so Edwin completely. And so what have you had for breakfast today? Nothing. The old. That will solve the problem. Yeah, that'll do. Just what I'll do is I'll get, I'll emotionally react to the weight.

I won't have breakfast. Then at lunch I'll treat myself with so mental or massive. No, I've job what's that I saw why they bust they always bus saw on a Monday morning around your way no some fucking pricks having work done yeah yeah so that was that was my morning lived Rob I had a bit of a fitness disaster by the way yeah because I get it do you notice it with your wedding ring like in that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. th. th. th. th. th. I was th. I was. I was th. I was. th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I the th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the way. Yeah, because I get it. Do you notice it with your wedding ring? Like in the heat my wedding ring is stuck on so much more. But that make me more heavy? I think potentially it's a little bit of I needed a poo and a bit of water attention because

the maths don't add up, Josh because on this plan, when I stick to the plan, I lose weight. Yeah, unquestionably. And if I don't, I know exactly what's gone on. Inclusive holiday. Rob, I got accused bum and thick thi. Thic H. I sees when someone's like thick like solid and big and sexy. No, I didn't get accused of that. I've never been accused of being thick. That's why I thought it would be that, you know, but you got accused of being stupid or lacking intellect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, I've. I. I. I. I. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thus. th. th. But you're thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. But you th. But you th. But you th. But you th. But you th. But you th. But you th. But you th. But you th. But you th. But you th. But you th. But you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th.. Yeah. Dunts. But yeah, yeah, right?

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It's because you haven't eaten in a while. That doesn't make sense. Because where's the weight going? Well look because you you burn it off won't you? Like and where is it going? How is it leaving my body? You basically digest it and it goes into poo and you take what you need from it. Yeah but then you yeah but in some of it's been burnt up with acid or disappeared or the liquid's been soaked up? So apparently you lose a lot of

weight, Rob, can't. Feel lighter? I'll wake in Lou up tomorrow. I'm already weighing myself, dick flapping about. Just breathe out Lou. So you lose it through your breath and sweat, basically. Right, okay, I'll get you. Anyway, people accusing me of being thick for not knowing it's because you don't eat at night, but the reason that's not my point. Because why does it, anyway, my point is, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll, I, I, I, I'll, I'll, I'll, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll th. th. tha, I'll tha, I'm tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, I'm tha, I'm tha, I being thick for not knowing it's because you don't eat at night, but the reason it's not my point, because why does it?

Anyway, my point is, I had a run, Rob, in Cornwall. I said to Rose, I'm gonna go, it was like, it was like drizzle, I was like, this is great for running and drizzle because it keeps you cool. I ran, I was like, I'm going to go down to the coved, down down, down, down, down, down, the coved, the coved, the cove, the cove, the cove, the cove, the cove, the cove, to to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to, to, to, to, to, to, to go, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Robb.. to, Robb. to, Robb. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, Oh bliss, this must be, you know, what a beach. Yeah. Right, so I ran down to the cove. How far is all this? So I ran down to the cove and then across the cliff path to the first beach, which is probably about three or four K, right? Oh, yeah.

Oh, so down was a mistake. I hadn't really thought about this because obviously it's it'silly. So I got to the first beach, Rob, it was drizzling. It's like a small secluded beach. There was no one on it and I'd run to it and I thought, this is the best run I've ever been on to the beach to be on. to love it. This is fucking unbelievable. It's like beautiful run, I feel great. I've now got this this this this this this the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach the beach th. I've th. I've the beach. Beautiful th. I've the beach. I've the beach the beach. I've the beach. I've the beach. I've the beach. It's the beach the beach. It's the beach. It's the beach. It's the beach. It's the beach. It's the beach. I the beach. I the beach. I the beach. I've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the even ran down onto the beach, Rob. Oh, shoes off, have a dip? I ran along the beach on my own. And I just shouted, Rob. Oh! Into the kind of ether.

What did you shout? Ah! Ah! Ah! Did he feel good? It felt great, Roe? Was it after our Frank Skinner chat, do you think? Oh, I don't know, maybe it was. Yeah. It feels good to scream, doesn't it? Yeah. So then I was like, this runs not over. I'm going on to the next beach along the cliffs. Oh, okay. The biggest mistake I've ever made in my life. It's too far?

Too far. And perilous mountain path. Making so close to the edge. So I couldn't even look out. I was like, and it started pissing down. And then I got to the next beach. And that beach was so much lower than our house that I then I got to the next beach and that beach was so much lower than our house that I then basically...

But see the news. Yeah, I know I hadn't thought this through. I basically had to run uphill up a road for 15 minutes. I felt like I was in the Tour de France. I would just like a sleep. Oh yeah, it was Ito stop twice. Hated myself for that. I hated myself for it.

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I tell you what, I'll do a couple of things. There's a couple of things I forgot from holiday. It was so hot. It was so hot so. so. tha tha tha thi there was one day, it was really hot and we ended up on a table that was like outside, that was covered, but it was still too hot to be covered. And like the kids were like blood red. It was on a sort of like balcony, or near the beach. And the kids were like, they're like, we let them have the air con like because they've been out in the pool for six hours you know and then we can have a drink and a chat. No judgment here and I've been playing with them and anyway I was so hot and then but I basically this is great tip if you're hot and you're really hot crocks and the crocks and ice get some ice cubes and stick them in your crocks.

How does it fit or do them in like the bit? the th in the holes? No, no, so just put them in like the bit where your soul would go and then because it's got there quite big you can sort of slide them on top and then just roll them back and forth and play and it was unreal. It's so icing your crocs and also because they're rubby they won't get the shoes where they'll dry. I need to join the crock's the house you wear, but for holidays, when you're like going to the pool, they're perfect, and then when you're going to the, in the sea, if it's stony or rocky, you can wear them, but also you can flip them on and off so quick. And if the kids wanna do something that's a bit more active,

if they're on a bike or if they're in the parkflapapapapapapapapapapap. the their their their their their their run where you can run in crocs. I think sandals are not comfortable. I've got some burking stock little slip-on clog-type ones with no back on the back and they are I like them because when I wear them them I'm doing nothing. If I've got crocks on I'm popping out to do the bins I might have a corner and I just shuffle around in them a bit like an old they those ones that I that I that people that I that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the their that that their the their their that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're their they're they're they're they're they're th they're th they're they're they're tho I I've tho I've tho I've tho tho thoooo' they're they're they're tho' they're they're their they're the shed. With them on, I sit and I just shuffle around in them a bit like an old man. Are they those ones that everyone seems to have now that I've got the media people have, yeah. I've got like the kind of leather bit of the front. You can't have leather ones or swayed on the front. An ankle out a little bit of a buckle on the top. Yeah, you know, Fucking out. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't wear him into town, like today, it's hot, I'm in London, I wore my trainers, I walk a lot from the station. And we're meeting up later.

I might even go to the gym between my voiceover sessions and meeting us at our little meeting with you me and Michael. Oh, I'm excited about our little to the today. 11 times driving the other day. Oh this is funny this so do you know Mr. Uguai from Kung Fu Panda? Master Ugui do you know him? Right no but yes I can imagine. So I'd have I just they wanted to know what he said or something so I'd googled it ages ago and it was like a quote from Master Ugui and they were going from my camera roll. You know when they get your phone and now they just know how to work it and they're like just hammering through the camera roll. Let me see if I can find it.

And I look over, at this point I forgot that I've got a master Uguay who's like a turtle, a picture of him saved on my phone. I look over and they've zoom rude photos on my phone. Yeah. But this is what I see my children looking at, zoomed in on my phone. Is that a penis, Rob? No, it's not. It's Master Ugui's neck and head. But when you quickly look over, it looks like your children looking to a cock on your phone. And now I realize the animators have made Master Ugui's head like a a cock on purpose haven't they? Of course they are. For their own, for their own amusement.

Can I ask you a, Beckett's, can you make a judgment on this? Go on. So I haven't got any incriminating stuff on my phone because I'm a good guy. Yeah. Sure. However, she will just look at the photos on my phone for pleasure. So I'll give her my phone to go, oh look at this photo, yeah, and it'll be a photo of, I don't know, something, you know, our kid doing something.

And then she'll be looking at it, and then she'll just go through all of my photos to look at all the photos to enjoy them. But I don't know whether you've got access to your partner's camera roll. Free and... Oh, I don't think we've got, I don't think we share camera roll. Can you do that? No, no, no, no, no, no. Which we don't share camera roll, but if she has my phone, she'll then look at all of the photos in my camera roll to look at our kids. But it's even though therethere's nothing bad on there, it still makes me edgy to have someone go through my camera roll. No, also as well, no, but there's stuff that's not, it's not going to be like you and Rose going at it, but they'll be like photos.

No, no, no, no, but this is Rose looking at it. Not my kid. Oh, I thought I thought I thought you meant to explain that. like a silly thing, like me and one of my mates, you just send photos of each other's shit? Yeah, exactly, Rob. I don't want to have to explain that. No, exactly. But when you marry someone, are they allowed to just go through your camera roll, willy-nilly?

I think so. And I think it's OK for you to embarrass about some of the stuff you've been texting someone. No I haven't been texting someone Rob. I'm just always texting someone. You love a WhatsApp group. I do love a WhatsApp group but none of them are sexy. Okay. Mainly it's just pictures of you know my camera roll is mainly photos of my children and then screen grabs of social media by other comedians that I'm sending to other comedians. Fair it up, the best way. Yeah. I've got to, we've brought out of time now but I'm going to tell you about what me and Lou were

arguing about on holiday which is quite funny I forgot about it I've just seen it by notes. Well shall we do that as a start on Friday? That's exciting for listeners, isn't it? Oh, and I have a little tea's, and then let's do a quick small business shout out because we've spoke for ages here. Here we go. Hi, Rob and Josh, I've been listening since the early days of lockdown and homeschooling, and you are now a firm staple of my dog walks and iron in sessions.

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and we listen religiously. Our conversations often start with you listen to your podcast a few years ago and we listen religiously. Our conversations often start with, have you listened to the most recent parenting, hell yet. We then proceed to have a good laugh about your super-relatable anecdotes. Or slash judge both of us in different ways? Exactly, yeah. It won't be. I wouldn't have given them an iPad in that situation.

I think they're bringing on the problem themselves, if anything. What about, there must be a pool of water. It's really considerate to the other diners if old fucking ice crock feet is they're swimming up back and these little trotters. And why has he got books that he doesn't want to read? Just don't read them. We're all different, all right? That is a super talented artist and has we've been doing pet portraits as a hobby for years. She's recently decided to make it a business and it'd be great if you could give her a shout out to get things rolling. Lou may even like a portrait of your dogs, Rob. I love that she might.

She doesn't want it. She knows you don't want a portrait of your dogs. She knows Lou Will. Anyway, you can you you can you you you you you you can that you can that you can that you can that you can that you can't that you can't that you can't want a portrait of your dogs. She knows Lou Will. Anyway, you can check some of it. I've just put this into Instagram and she's fucking good Rob. I, she's so good. I was looking across a grid and I couldn't work out on one of them whether it was the portrait or whether it was a dog. An actual picture of a dog. Instagram at Natalie Garrett Art NATALIIE, G-A-R-E-T-T, so it's double T at the end of Garrett Art or on Facebook at Natalie Garrett Art. Thanks so much and please don't ever stop the pod.

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