Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S9 EP1: I'VE MICROWAVED MY KEYS!!

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Well, you're welcome, late comers. Yeah, come on in. There's room at the you've got. And you know, for the people that have been in from beginning, you can be knowing and quite smug with it. I do feel like there's a new generation of like Instagram, on Instagram sort of people are followed it because we're a bit older now, Josh, I'm 38, you're 47. Yeah, yeah. No, but like, you know you have friends that are a little bit younger

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What's it? What is it? It's just tailor in the car the whole way? So, when do you go? Is it this week? it's on Tuesday, yes. Oh yes. Yeah. What day is it? I'm a bit lost at sea with the days in the summer holidays, Josh. So I'll take you through my days this week, Rob, if you're interested. Have we finished what she said? Here is my 28-month-year-old. Gray. That's the name. Great. Attempting the intro. She didn't quite nail Josh. the name on her first try, but hopefully Rob will be th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. It's the. It's that's that's that's theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. throoooooooooo. Robe th with their pronunciation of his. Keep being sexy and relatable S in Surrey.

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I hate AI. Rob, I hate it. And I know it will take over. I know I said this about the iPod. I'm not th not th not th not th not th not th not th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi. I'm not thi. I'm not thi. I'm not thi. I'm not thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th th th th thi. I th thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I the the the the the the theananannn't theananananann' theananann' theanann' theann' thi. I thi. thi. I the to be stung again. I'm always a late adopter. But AI is simply not good enough yet. No. He shouldn't have gone to market. No, Josh, AI is going to be great. I'm an early adopter.

You're always an early adopter. Do you know what I don't like though? Bad AI. Well, that's all the AI get. That's what we've got at the moment. Josh, do you remember mini displayers? It's like if you put the iPod on the market when it could do four songs, wait until it's a proper product. Right, Josh, I just think you're upset with bad AI, but with our 56K modem, we wouldn't have Wi-Fi. You get me? So we just need to give AI a little bit of a break, okay? It's only just started this job.

Someone's invested in AI. Someone's invested in AI. How'd you invest in AI? Rob's put 100 quid in AI and he's thinking he's gonna kick back and enjoy the money later, later day. But I want a one-man PR machine to save AI. I's blushing. I bet the MD AI phoned you before this and said AI is not a company. You couldn't give a shout out to AI in your podcast could

you? We're getting a lot of press. Could you use it when they'd say a name or something just just give us some good press for the love of God Rob. Saying the boss at AI's like saying, oh the boss at the world wide web. Tim Berners Lee. Tim Berners-Lee. Tim Berners-Lee came out didn't he for London 2012 Olympics, remember him? Yeah, oh yeah. The inventor of the internet, good old Tim Berners-Lee. Well done, I'm ruining everything Tim. No, it's... Sorry, what was you saying? I can't remember what was talking about? Gray, the name Gray and in your week, you've got a busy week. Oh, so yeah, yeah, I've got Taylor on Tuesday after filming a, I'm going straight from doing a disabled golf VT for

the last length, so I'm going to Paris for the Paralympics. My Taylor Day, Rob, I've got to do Chris Evans and then go and play the Paralympics. So I've got Chris Evans and then I go to a disabled golf VT and then I do Taylor Swift. Right, a couple of questions. I don't think you need to do PRR for the Par for the Par for the Par for the Pare for the Pare't think you need to do PR for the Paralympics. I don't send Claire Baldwin out to talk about the Olympics. Well, all the Paralympics, which she hosts that as well. I would say... Oh, she don't stop.

Crusts, Paralympics. This is a machine. This is a machine. theymeat. their needs it. I think we all know it's happening, Rob. I'd say we've all made our minds up on it either way whether we like it or not. How does a disabled golf free tea work? What's a disability for golf? It's me and Alex brooker. Yeah. Against Josh Pugh, who's partially cited. He plays for the England men's partially cited football te to the test in another. And let's get a blind guy to fire golf balls at me.

And so... You're going to be stood in the way? No. No, no, no. It's going to be funny, the VT is Rob. If it's getting to funny, I'll have to stand in the way, if they haven't got you driving, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, the, the, to, the, to, to, to, to. And, to be. to be. to be. to be. And, to be. And, too, too, to bea, and to bea, and too, and too, and too, and to bea, and to be. And, and to be. And, and to be. And, and, and, and, and to be. And, and to be. And, and to be. and to be. And, and to. And, and to. And, and to. And, and to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. And, too. And, too. And, toe. And, to hit you, whoever's producing this item should be sacked, I would want you helmeted up in a little, a little golf buggy with a cage on it while I say hit golf balls at you. That's what I want to see from Paralympics. Do not worry Rob. Every eventuality has been covered. When they ask what I'd want to wear, I said one thing, Ronnie Corbett. That's what I'm wearing the baggy on you though, th th th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, I'm wearing the full gob. It's supposed to be baggy on you though, right?

Oh, here we go. This is good stuff. Is it good stuff if we say it's good stuff? I don't know. I don't hear anyone saying it's bad stuff. Any of you, Michael, good or bad stuff? It's stuff. It's stuff. Crucially, it's stuff. It's stuff. Right's talk parent it's the parent. Well like bad night sleep last night but my youngest keeps coming in and I my son got in the bed at one a. That's what mine does all the time and she gets in and we take it back but I find it really are to get to sleep so I swear it as I've just gone as I've just gone and you know you've just gone you're not aware of yourself you're asleep she she comes in and she and she she she she she she she she she she she she she she to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the talk. the the the the the the the talk. the talk. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to sleep. So I swear it's as I've just gone and you know you've just gone and you're not aware of yourself anymore you're asleep. She comes in and wakes me

on her and it takes me like another hour to get myself calm down. We're basically the same person and then she comes and wakes up again so I'm a little bit off kilter this morning which didn't have great sleep but I don't know what to do she just keeps coming in. It's so difficult because my to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to to to to to to the to the to be the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the to be to be to be. It's to be to be their. It's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's the the their. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I they. I's they. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm tooe. I'm try. I'm takes. I'm takes. I'm takes. I'm takes takes they. Well, I don't really know what time. I've said one, but I've got no idea because I didn't check my clock. And then he's basically spread eagled on my pillow. So I, genuinely. It gets on the pillow. So we were away this week, and he was on a futon on our floor.

Yeah. He does a full 360 throughout the night. Just like he's just, there's no thought of what the bed's position is. He's just lying wherever he's lying and just moving around like a kind of... The Homer Simpson Simpson and he does his walking around in a circle on the floor. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's just mad. But he got in, so I had to go top and tail last night. Because he was taking too much room at top and you're like, what is this?

Who am I? I'm 41. Well, Lou had to get in with her in the end, because she kept coming in, and we weren't sleeping, so she's going. to................. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to be. to. to go. to go. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to absolutely eradicate any floor space to play was that at some point we're going to have to get into the bed in the middle of the night. So yeah, she's got like a double. So that's all right because the single, like when she used to have to bunk beds and I used to sleep in the floor.

Is she upset? Just can't go bad sleep. upset. I think our brains were in and she's a bit like worried about things but we tol out. It's difficult because we've been they went to their their nan and granddad's for a couple of nights. Then it all changes and stuff. So like we try and say oh we try and try and take her back into her bed but then when she said if she wants to get the away together without the kids for three nights. I know, I saw it on Instagram and I was like, Rob and Lou don't do that really. And I was like, I was looking at the pictures on the kind of on the private Instagram and I was thinking, yeah, I can't see any fucking kids there. This is unbelievable. Robin Lou have taken a page out of mine and roses.

But we do, I'm away a lot through work anyway, but... What I mean is you often do it separately, but the Robin Lou together, trying to rebuild their relationship, trying to find the spark, find a spark, anything. So that was the first, the longest we've been away from the kids together ever, which was three nights, before we did two nights. Amazing. That when we went to the Super Bowl, which was all the mad last minute in and out job and you can really know.

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So a little bit like, oh God, and we looked at the temperature like thing on the news. And then I'm telling myself, yeah, 38's 38's fine. It's not fine, but yeah, in a city as well as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as a the cauldron. It's like because of where it's built, there's no wind. I was like, oh my God. And then just before we left, it looked like it was going like 42 degrees. I was like, this is awful. And then we get there, right? And we land, and it's hot, right? It is hot. And we're like, that come at the wrong time here? Is this a terrible decision? They get the cab and they don't speak much English in Seville

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where we were flying. We had a great time. Mr. Girls obviously, but it was brilliant, but yeah, it is too hot in the summer. Can I ask a couple of questions? Go on. Obviously I've seen some info on this holiday. Yeah, sure. Have you got a problem? What was that? With your addiction to buying football shirts? Yeah. Because there was a thing that Lou put up that you were going to the pub and you went to the pub and you went to three separate shops to buy football shirts on the way to the pub. Yeah, like, yeah, so, right, okay. We're basically walking back from a restaurant to go into this bar, okay? Yeah. I take us on a loop around to see the other side of the cathedral. Yeah. Sure, it's in direct sunlight, bad decision, but we had seen that part of the cathedral. To get on a main strip, to get on the main strip, to get on the street. Toe, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and that, yes, and that, and that, and their, their, and their, yes, and their. And, their, their, their, their, their, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And, yes, yes. And, yes, yes, yes, yes. And, yes, yes. And, yes, yes, yes. And, yes. And, yes, yes. And, yes. And, yes, yes. And, yes. And, yes, yes. And, yes. And, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and their. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I'm. And, I'm, I'm. And, I'm. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the main drag and they were just on that road that's all past. So I popped into the Seville shop.

Did you know they were there before you? Yes. I wasn't expecting that answer. Did I slightly change the route to go past them? Yes, was it my holiday, Josh? Yes, yes. Had I been in five other shops, the f-shocks, the girls. Yes, I had Josh. Yeah. Were the football shirt shops air conditioned? Yes, Josh, they were. Did I buy a football shirt? Yes, was I annoyed? I didn't find the one with

their football with my mate on the final night and leave our wives at a bar? Yes, I did. Did I leave 20 minutes early to get a cab so we can get back to have a final night together? Yes, because I'm a fucking legend that can balance it all. Yes. I wonder how the Daily Mail's going to write the story up. A Daily Mail abandoned wife. Rob abandoned his wife in the cauldron. The Codern of Seville just with red wine and a chair outside. Kids abandoned at home, wife abandoned in the cauldron as Rob watches football match He doesn't even care about the end of.

Yeah, I know I left early. Also, it was 40 degrees. The only tickets left for these sort of like touristy sort of VIP ones where you've got something to eat and drink and a souvenir, right? Yeah. They brought me a knockdog. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten because the food's amazing in Seville. Do you know what the little merchandise you got free with ticket? Scarf. You never been given a scarf in 42 degrees? Just to what is this? Give me a fan? Give me an actual fan like little is a proper league game if they started? Yeah,

first start the season versus Gerona. Loved it. Yeah, I've had a great time. I needed it though because the week before, I'm going to tell you what happened and you are going to fucking love this. Yeah. Right. So the week before we go, right? So we did gladiators, but gladiators, but I was supposed to have two days off that week, but then gladiators came in, so we did gladiators, which I'll speak about it, and the next episode will be a gladiator..... thia. to to to to to to to to to thia. to do thia. to do the thia. to do to do thia thia thia thia thia thia thi. to do thiaeateat. to do thiaeat. the thi. thiator. thiator. thiator. thiators, we'll the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th... th. th. th. th. th. th. We th. We th. We th. We th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. t t t t together. together. together. together. together. together. together, together, we're together, together, we've spoken about already, so the next episode will be a Gladiator special and also we'll do a real special when it goes out as well. Oh yeah, Gladiators, they're loving this, I was doing the PR for gladiators. I'm gonna ask for extra money. I don't fucking worry about that. So I basically was super stressed to work like in the past when we spoke about you know we overcommitted but I had two days off in the middle of that week was supposed to be my days

off to get life had been done and do stuff yeah but gladiator has come in and yeah so mc-mo' the girls to come in and yeah so mc I think the girls up to l'u. I think the podcast, then I got the girls up to London, met Lou, dropped them off at Lou, I had to do some voiceover, recordings all afternoon and some meetings, did that, ended up coming out about seven, eight at night, okay? Next day, picked up at 5 a.m. to the gladiators. In Sheffield. To Sheffield. Do the practice day scared of the heights, very, very difficult. That is an episode I can't wait for, that is an episode I can't wait for. So I'm already emotionally broken at this point. Then I do actual gladiators, which again, physically and emotionally. Physically emotion. I woke up the next day lopsided. It was fucking awful, right? Yeah. Anyway, I get home at one a tm.

today, I'm up, I'm doing the the for Sleves go dating and then I go to do a gig in Bedford. Get the train to Bedford, do a gig, get picked up after the gig, come home at 1.2 a.m. Next day, wake up, go straight to Sleps go dating to the tour, do all day and their, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to Slev, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then I I I I I I I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea, the the the the the the the the the the the the the theagh.e, to doe, to doe, to to to the gig as well? Because I have this thing, you're doing warm-ups for a tour. I find that when I'm doing warm-ups for the tour, I need a bit of space around it to make it worth doing the warm-up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just survived it. Dill was basically like leading a sound planning meeting.

The people in Dill, I honestly think half the audience, I didn't even know what stand-up comedy was. I'd introduce a subject, right? No offence to the people of Deal, there's some lovely people there, but it was very hot, it's like 28 degrees, we're in this theater. I'm in the cauldron. I'm getting ready for Seville. I'm in there and I'd say something like, I've got a joke about pajamas, just turned to if they were with and discussed it. Yeah, yeah, it's not ideal. As if they were just like watching Gogglebox. Right, yeah. And I'm like, okay, well that I don't want to ruin you all night, but that stand-up comedy won't

work. It's not a conversation as such. If you want to have a chat, fair enough, but I'd suggest don't go and watch stand space. So when you're planning your next tour Rob, I suppose the question is deal or no deal? What'd you mean deal? I don't do? Are you going to go to deal? Just a bit of fun. Oh, deal. I think I mean do the cele special. Now I'm on the ceile circuit, the celets. I would give deal theirseluc-oble. I would I would give deal the deal the deal the deal the deal I their. I would give deal. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I don't. I don't. I don't their. I don't the the deal. I don't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the deal deal deal. I don't deal. I don't deal. I don't. I don't. I the deal. I the deal. I the deal. I the deal. I the deal. I the deal. I. I. I. I th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was. I was. I was. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't tho. I don't the. I don't theatease. I thease. I don't thea. I don't thea. I don't thea. I don't thea. I don't the. I don't th hot. They didn't know what was going on really and I was, I'd say, borderline medically exhausted, physically and emotionally. Mental challenges and trauma to deal with at gladiators including heights, and then on top of that all of my body ached to the point where I couldn't stand up. And you'd been talking about celebrities dating all day. Yeah, and I'd been doing five to seven hours of celese go dating voice over. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Flanagan, but sometimes after an hour of watching her go on a date,

and then I come from Dill, and then the next day, we've got a lovely family day out at Ascot with the kids for racing. Now, I didn't realize this Ascot was great. Our friends put the tickets, but it's called like the getting absolutely smashed off their tits. Right. There's a concert after so it's sort of not really a family day. We took a picnic and stuff but it was quite hard work for me. Why were you going to our

Scott on that day? That had been booked in for ages before I realized I was doing all this. Oh no I mean like our friends livezy it was. I had a lovely day at the races when I was a kid like I remember going a couple of times and go and it was fucking great fun. Well no it was great fun. However I after getting in a two a race course. I'm after getting in a two minutes. I'm after getting in a picnic and then I'm having to stand up every like two minutes. Yeah. So we did that. That was great fun, but it was tyring.

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Saturday. Saturday. So it's done. Is the same as? Yeah, after the race, then, after the race, their concert. presumably your daughters have never heard of 20 years. Your daughter's not 35, so she's not 30. No, she's not 35. I'm not yet anyway in that couple of she's 32. So I've got a bit pissed to try and sort of, my old technique,

my old technique, my old calming down technique, get absolutely shit face so you can't feel anymore. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So Lou's not drunk that much as she's keeping an eye on the kid. She's dodging pine cups, getting thrown. So anyway, we're back and then I get interviewed by Ascot Racecourse. She'd go on Ascot Racecourse and they're interviewing me about Scones. What? Sorry?

I don't know. I'm absolutely battered. In the background you can see me drunk on the Instagram race. So I'm getting interviewed with me and the guy's the guy's the guy's the guy's the guy's the guy's the guy's the guy's the guy's the guy's the guy at the races watching scouting for girls? Well, I don't know. It's difficult because, oh my god, you're their number one thing. I'm the number one thing, what do you mean? And the caption is, I didn't realize it was weird until I said it. What? You'll have last post. So basically, you watch me try and not look drunk being spoken to. And the back background of the other, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. than, than, th. than, tho, tho, tho, the the their, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. And, their. And, their. And, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thu. And, thu. And, thin. And, thin. And, tho. And, tho. And, thu. And, tho. And, their number, their number, their number, their number, their number, their number, their number. And've told you the pineapple coconut long banana song. Oh my god, Rob, there's two of you. Oh no, why is there two of me? I basically open my mouth

and crush up a scone into a ball. Right, I'm battered in that video. I'm scone for you. No, don't buy it. I say scone. I don't say scone. I don't say scone. I'm a fucking. Scon. S scone. S scone. S scone. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. S scone. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the scone. I. I the s scone. I the s scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I say. I say. I say. I say. I say sc. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I say scone. I So they're just asking people whether they say jam or cream. Yeah, I fucking jam or cream. You can see me in the background as well, playing with like throwing sweets around. Oh yeah. Rob, you're playing with three kids and you're holding a pint of lager. He was a little bit of a bag. There's another one. What much feeling of all time. then launch the jazz. Oh this is bad. I can stress that Lou and the other parents are a bit more sober but I was quite drunk. Here's another one.

Worst sandwich filling of all time. Worst sandwich filling in all time. What would have to be sandwich filling now? Corralation chicken. Oh don't, please don't put it out. What's your worst sandwich of all time Rob? Didn't tell you don't even know what I've said. We've got to to have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the worst. We've got to to to to the worst. We've got to the worst. We've got to the worst. We've got the worst. We've got the worst. We've got the worst. We've got the worst. We've got the worst. We've the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We the worst. We've the worst. We've the worst. We've got the worst. We've got the worst. We've got to to to the worst. We've got to to to to the worst. We've got to to to the worst. We've got to the worst. th. the the thean. the worst. the the the the worst. the the worst. the worst. the worst. We've got the worst. We have seven on a bagel. How does that work? That is... How fucking out, someone's trying out some new material? A seven on a bagel, we're not on a sandwich. How does that work? That was absolutely peak Rob Beckett trying to deal with stress in a bad way, right? So anyway, luckily that's been filmed on the internet forever. We do have a good time, but it's mainly because I've got a bit drunk. Then we drive back to Ascot the next day,

the kids are tired and exhausted and stressed in and cried, and then I'm hungover. Then on the Monday, I've got to... I'm back from Ascot the next day, so I'm in a bad run of form there. on the Monday I have a morning of meetings with accountants and finances stuff. I don't know. Which is always really stressed with me because I don't understand it. Is it coming up now or something? Well no it's just... I had a meeting on the exact same day with my accountant? Yeah I don't and all that. Anyway, another non-stop-pack day.

Get home about 8 o'clock. The next day we're going to Seville. I'm up at 6. To drop the kids off at Nan and Granddad's so that they can be there. And then I have to come back because we're getting picked up at 845. Now this is where my weak peaks in stress are not thinking correctly, okay Josh? Yeah. There's no easy way saying this but basically I get the kids all packed up and off. Yeah. Sort all the house out, tied up, done on the dish, it's got all sorted. Now we've got cars on the drive and the car keys

and you know people can get near your house and they can copy your fob. And you can the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th at th at that that that that that that's that's their their that's that's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that. that. that. thateea. togea. toge. toge. toge. toge. thea. thea. thea. thatea. thate your fob. Oh no. And you can buy boxes that you put your car keys in and it blocks it. Yeah. Also, what can do that is a microwave. If you put it in the microwave and shut the door, it blocks it out because of the metal in there, okay? You don't keep your keys in a microwave, do you? Not anymore. No, because what I did. and there's still say a minute left on there, whatever you put in the next starts to cook.

Josh, I'm gonna tell you what I did. You live in the middle of nowhere, no one's gonna clone your fob. They need it more in the first place to get there. I'm not thinking straight Josh, I'm stressed. I overwhelmed, I've taken on too much. And do you know what I did? I microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved microwaved. Every single key I own. Every single key and fob. I microwaved. I was making a drink and I thought,

I can smell fire, but a different fire. And I looked in the microwave and there was a rainbow color of smoke. Of course. From different electrics. So sorry, can I just... Wait there, wait there, wait there. I'm going to show you what happened. I'm going to bring them in. Right. There I am. Any questions before I show you what I did? Yeah, a few. Do you normally put them in the microwave? Uh, yep. Not any more though. I'm going to get one of those boxes. So normally, yeah, your keys are just kept in the microwave at all times?

No, no, only if we're going away for a couple of weeks or so. Oh, right. Sorry. Every day, if we're going to to get one those boxes, but I always forget. Basically, I might craft all the keys. The actual metal on them didn't melt because I went in long enough. No, but it's going to fire off because you're not allowed to put anything metal in the microwave. So the BMW car key, dead. Two sets of gate keys. We've got some gates that you press so we can't get in and out of the gate. Two keys for the garage. Sorry, why are they all together? I found all the keys in the house and just put them in. Because I thought it would be safe. Both from the car keys. There you go, they're gone. It's good that you got more than the same place though. That's quite unlike you to be able to find all that stuff and get it together. So that's quite an achievement. Yeah it was really good part a the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst part the worst part the worst the worst part the worst part the worst part the worst part the worst part the worst part. And the worst part of the worst part the their their the the the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst. And the worst the worst the worst part part part part part part the worst part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part part. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th tap tap tap. tap. tap. that's that's the tap. the that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the all and I'm wandering around the house, hopefully pressing buttons on all these fobs, okay?

Ah, and the idiot tax I've done, I've done about three years worth because these kids, the BMW key was $220 quid. Don't know about Onder yet. I'm still waiting on the garage ones and the other thobs. And both spare and main key. as well for the... So does that mean you can't use your car now? I know because you can use the manual key? No. No, no, I can't use any of the cars. Luckily, thankfully, Big Up, Steve, Will and Mike and Stephen James Bromley, BMW, they really good actually, because I've been shafted by a car company before, they're good Stephen James. They basically organized a replacement key straight away and then when we were away, my father-in-in, th-inthem. Oh that's good. And brought it to me and then you can pair it because I had actually the BMW app allowed me to open my car I don't know how that

works but can I open more tar so that's good I should put my phone in microwave next time's on case someone clones up. Did you hear it happening? How did you know it was happening? Because I could smell, I smelled it. So if I'd COVID, I would have burned the house down. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I've got no keys, so but we've got one car at the moment and the rest we're having to sort of manually open everything. Now this is not where the story ends Josh so that this is happening at 840 a.m. And the tax is a tax. tax. to to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to be. the toe. the toe. toe. toe. the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. I. I. I. I. I just ask how did you break it to Lou? Because it's quite difficult thing to say I've microwaved all the keys. I've done something really stupid Lou. And then she thinks you've had an affair and then actually the keys is a relief. To be fair,

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Honestly, I'm still limping. So then now I've got the bonnet up with the car. Now I'm trying to disconnect the battery. Because I can would do it. Well, yeah, that's what I found out once I disconnected the battery and it carried on beeping. Yeah, of course it did Rob. I think you're supposed to just leave it alone

and then it goes off after me. Yeah, I was just stopping like an hour. So anyway, I, they're just gonna have to suffer it until whatever's power in that battery You're honest, no one's stealing the car. I mean, my house could be more secure. Yeah, there was no way to open a gate, a door, a car, no car's moving. So in my old goal was achieved. How did you get past the gate? Have you ever tried to lift a suitcase over a gate with your wife? No, I haven't? No I haven't th. say I haven't. The flag in L Judge. I was so angry, I was so angry of myself and beating myself up. I was like, you know what though, this is an absolute sign from the universe. Fucking slow down, son. Yeah. Stop it. Stop trying to do stuff. Stop trying to sort stuff. I'm going to say you didn't need to watch scouting for girls.

You didn't come back. It's difficult because not everyone else has had my week and the girls were loving it. Loo was enjoying it. So he's like, I don't want to be the angry dad that goes, right? Let's all go home because I'm tired. Do you know what I'm tired. I can't just go all just all going just all going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because I I to going because because because because I'm not going because I'm not going because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because I I I I to going. I to going. I to going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I to going. I to going. I to go. I to go. I to go. I to go. I to go. I to go. I to go. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm tired now and then the kids are like, oh, we want to see our friends and we're desperate to what's going for that. And I did have a good time. I just weren't thinking straight so I was trying to, I wasn't actually stopping to think. I was just go, go, go. Yeah. So I took it as a sign as I went to the car. And then this is the only time I've ever done it, but I just said to Lou, Lou, hit me. I know I'll laugh about this someday, but at the moment, please can we not tell anyone? Oh, like, because it was going to be our friends at the airport was getting in the taxi. I don't, I was like, can we just tell tell them? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the the the the told. told. told. told. told. told. told told. told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told. told. told, told, told, to just, to just, I said, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just. to just. to just. to just. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. When we got to the cauldron, I was like, I still don't want to tell him, just tell him. And then I told him.

But I imagine in some people would have just kept that to the grave. Yeah, they're so embarrassed. But I was like, it is funny and it's designed to slow down. Can I ask, did you tell? Just that it stopped working? Oh yeah, the key, I'm not sort of the keys sort of not working. I need a new key. Yeah. And they're like, does the blade still work? And I'm like, what the fuck's the blade? I was like, and then and then that's like, that's fine because that was fine. It was just like, yeah. So yeah but I can't look at it yet. Because it brings back too much pain. And then I... Big up Kenny, Kenny Lowe. You got a play for disconnecting the battery.

Big up Kenny, residential creations, my builder who laughed his ass off, but he's sorting out the garage keys and speaking to the guy about the other ones. So all in all a successful week. Honestly, Seville was amazing. We really needed that so yeah I was very lucky to have the break and very lucky to have help from the grandparents to be able to go to Seville so yeah I feel a lot better now and a lot more chill but it was like that's a classic sign that I do that all the time when I'm overwhelming stress so I just have to stop but it's hard to get that balance. With your job is a freelance thing yeah if stuff comes in in it's the the the stuff is a the stuff is a th. It it's th. It's thian. It's thirty thirty thirty. It's thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. to to thi. to to to thi. their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th to thi. It's a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. I I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I the. I the. I the. I the. I feel the. I feel the. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say, could you move gladiators to a time when I'm less busy, please?

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That is not part of the tour. I just was the first time I ever thought about sandwiches. You've got now you've burned it on the Ascot Racecourse Instagram, Instagram. I've still got to the t. The stuff must be really top quality. Oh God I was so tired of deal. How's Denise Van Outham? She was brilliant. Gets the crowd go just does DJ set she's great. Love Denise. Yeah she's so funny. Yeah. Scout girls great girls great, scogedabag's great, original lineup. Yeah, great band. They were good. Great band. Great band. They were good. they were good. They yeah it was like insane, insane week and I just my head completely went, it was just too much.

But how many football shirts did you buy in conclusion? Just one? Just one? I wanted a long sleeve, no responsible. I couldn't find it. Oh dear. But I got one, I went to the football so that was good and then we're back now, back back in action, back with the kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids, back, back, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the kids, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their.................. the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ttooomorrow, the the the tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, toe. toe, to record, we're about, what are we, still two weeks out from the end of the summer holidays here, Rob?

Yeah, it's hard to balance everything. It's why I'm trying to go to the gym and stuff like that, which I can't really at the moment, so I'm just sort of trying to keep an arm the diet, Rob. I mean eight beers at Ascot, then, I' and, I, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. their. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. t. t. t. t. trying. trying. to. trying. to. trying. to. to. trying. to. to. the the the the the, but I don't know if the bagel's good if you're keeping your eye on your diet roll. Leave me and my new material about food like, just because you're the observational guy, yeah? You'd be all over that salmon stuff if you weren't a veggie. The problem is it doesn't shine with me. This funny is today. So the kids are basically at this stage of some holidays where they're just desperate to get one over on each. their. the're eating their plain pasta. One's like, she's using her fingers. I'm glad you say that because I thought in the last week that our kids started to hate each other. And they're not starting to.

But like, I've always, for the last three years, they're quite smug privately, about how my kids get on quite well. Yeah, and what I mean? Yeah and it's like they just play a three-year-age gap and they're a girl and boy and they've got quite different stuff and I'm like actually she's a really good old as it's gone in the last week. Do you think it's summer holidays? Do you think I've still got hope? Yeah I think it's just in the back of the car together. They like, you know, if you sometimes have a bath together, that's how a bath together, the other dog said, this is funny.

Lou's a bit, Paul is, lose a bit stress. She was going out to this wedding. So it's always stressful if you got to. Like, it's like, you're, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they.o, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, to work so she was going to this wedding alone which is not ideal poor old loose done that a lot because the way we work weekends she was in the shower and she was like you check the it's cold why is it cold and she was got all the cold no no we don't normally run to the whole tank her room and I went in there and the bath was absolutely to the brim where she's obviously forgotten and she went I'm just going to let a little bit of water out because it's a bit too hot. She basically just left the hot on. So it was just an entire tub

but all of our hot water for the whole house basically just in this tube. It's like literally like I nearly over flowing. The way she went, a bit hot and it takes him out and losing the shower freezing. Why is it cold? Why is it? So I went in there and explained to her and then Lou got the um, oh God, and I come out. And then my youngest daughter was like, can I have a bath. I went, oh, we can't have a hot water, there was like, I went out of hot water sometimes. We always run out of hot water, that's what happens. You run out of hot water.

So what's that mean? I went, well all the hot water's been used and it will take a little while for it to boil back up again. Yeah. And she went, oh, why does that? Why has that? Well, your older sister run, even know what running out of hot water was a minute ago now you're telling her she doesn't always do that she's literally never done it before and a lot so it's like those little things that just sort of yeah one will be more singing

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or other kids or other kids, so yeah, and then I feel like the older one gets a little bit too big for their boots sometimes, kids around him as well. So yeah and also with a three year old we're at a stage which is he's really good but when he's goes you can't reason. Yeah you simply can't reason and so we're in the car let's go now a long drive and they've got magazines and he'd got some thing that and he was like I want a stamp to stamp this he's got like I don't know a passport or whatever you got something that and he was like I want a stamp to stamp this he's got like I don't know a passport or whatever you got on the front of magazine you know some hey magazines and he was like I want to stamp it and you're

like well there's no stamp you didn't get a stamp on the front of the magazine and then he goes I want to stamp it and you're like in your head you like well in your head you like well the is only going into a freak out and I can't do anything. You can't even be a pathetic pair that goes and finds and buys a style because that's not even a good this is just an option to keep in and be crap. It's nice 20 minutes is now fucked and there's nothing you can't even have a piss at the moment because there's no toilets never mind a stamp. So this is just what's going on. thi the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. No. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no. It's no going on now. Yeah. And there's nothing I can say in the world to change this. You might as well cut the brakes on this car. That's what the situation is.

I am out of control of this situation. How did it end? Well, you just freaked out and then you have to kind of work it through. But the more you say, try and explain, it just stokes the fire. It doesn't, you can't reason with a three-year-old when they're gone, and that's fine because I remember it from last time when you get through it. But there is just a sinking feeling when you're like, I can't reason with you that you need to hold my hand across a road. I'm just going to have to fall. It just is. I just have to drag you. I can't explain that you'll die if you're hit by a cart. And if I say that, you won't even care anyway because you don't understand

the concept of death. My youngest, she still sometimes has those tansions. She was so tired after this Ascot trip, right? So they didn't want to leave because they were their best mates and they're like hanging out. their.. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the next morning I was like hung over and was all tired so we went to bed about midnight the kids went to bed late we went to go for some breakfast but then we walked there but it was really hot and then they were arguing a little bit about I'm on the scooter on the scooter on the scooter and the bike we got to this breakfast place it took float the to to to to to to to to to to to the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their toy. toy is is just just just just just just toy. toy. toy. toy. today is just just just just today is just just today is just just went went. their their their their the kids, but just want avocado and nothing in, just like smashed up avocado and no salt, pepper, lemon, the kids will just eat a plain. And I was like, yeah, all right. Then it comes out, it's full of fucking lemon and pepper.

And then I was like, oh, we said, we didn't one that. Yeah, and then, and then I was like, oh, I went, well you need to tell me that when I order it then because I said just smashed up, I got nothing in it. But if it comes with lemon and sort of you need to go wow one comes with salt pepper, I know you're making it in the morning so it don't go off so you put lemon in it because you don't want to make it fresh. That's the try and then she's to get their. I I I I I I I I I I didn't get it's to get it's toldldld. I I I I I I told. I their. I their. I told. I their their their told. I've got it's told. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tell. I'll come come come come. I'll come. I'm tell. I'm tell. I tell. I telle. I tell you need. I telle. I telle. I telle. I telle. I tell you the food and then we go back and then it's stressful and we get him in the car, then she's don't want to leave, and then she's crying, and she's on one side of the car and they want to wave to the friends that go, but if I leave, I'll be on the wrong side of the car and won't be able to see us close from the window. Neither do I, really. But it's just where we live. It's just how it works out. Oh, that makes me feel much better. Do you know what I, and I think it's our fault,

is we do too much of them. Our kids need more of nothing and being bored and just potter in the house and play in the garden. Obviously it's some stuff to do with them, but we've sloved. ourselves. I mean I've spoke about this a lot where we'll go well let's do that let's do that let's have this home like well no the kids just need to do nothing for a day yeah and be bored there's enough going on in the house we've got tell the hot I can set up the paddling pool for them they can create a game in the garden and they sometimes if they No, but there's a lot to be said for just like yesterday, oh yesterday Rob.

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Yours would be massive. You look like a fucking. Right, do we do us full business shout out? Yeah, there we go. I'm going to go with the top one, Rob. Go for it. I normally just scound down, but to loose neck, stiff neck and sexy Michael. Please can I get a small business shout out for my grandfather-in-law's business? He's 91 and still active in the workshop. Sounds like he's a shaggger. 91, I'm still active in the workshop boy, don't you're about that, me and I love it. He invented a stand to hold his wife's embroidery. And one's her embroidery friend saw it.

They asked if he could make one for them. 38 years later, with amazing reviews, or with my brother and sister-in-law at the helm, they sell these stands in a multitude of awesome colors and can ship worldwide. They help people with stiff-cks to stitching comfort. They are called Lowry Workstands. Larry is LOWWEY Workstands. The website is Workstands. And then on the socials at at Workstands.

I bloom in love your podcast and your honesty. Keep up the amazing work. Thanks Claire from Manchester. Oh he's active in the world. I bet he just comes in, leans over their shoulder their shoulder their shoulder their shoulder their shoulder their shoulder their shoulder their sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh- their their their the amazing work. Thanks Claire from Manchester. Oh he's active in the world show, I bet he just comes in, leans over their shoulder and go, you've done that wrong. Yeah, yeah. Classy. Yeah, yeah. Well that's a good donut. That's a nice one. Right, I've got one here. AI. Is that what your small business? AI. Artificial intelligence. I wish my mind. I've had f-Ir. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.I.R. one.

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