Patriots Dynasty Podcast - 2005 Week 5: Patriots at Falcons

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

Steve is back from Mexico just in time to join Andy and Tim for the Patriots visit to Hotlanta. No Michael Vick in this one (injury-related, not dog-related), but how would the depleted Pats secondary hold up against bargain-bin Matt Ryan?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/patriots-dynasty-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We are back once again. You're getting a habit of this all of a sudden. With me is the always reliable grip. Oh, no, he's not here. He's here one week and then that's enough for him. So, but we do have the other reliable Tim, the Tim turn. Tim, how you doing bud excellent okay excellent indeed and all the way from Mexico Esteban Moreno you may know I'm not in Mexico anymore Andy okay you working on your Spanish the the bottom half of

you still is isn't it no no you're has your Spanish? The bottom half of you still is, isn't it? No. No. Your... Has your Spanish come on? You're going to need it, Andy. Why am I going to need it? Oh yeah, sorry. You're not invited to my wedding. Right, yeah. I'm fine. I like that you think I would come even if I was. Did you get for skipping the podcast a week, Steve? That's all I had to do. That's it. Oh man, I can try everything. Speaking of failures, I don't know how I'm going to transition that because this week we are doing the 2005 season, we are in week five, where the pages travel to hot land to face the hot land to Falcons. The surprisingly good

land of Falcons, at this point they are three and one on the season, early in the season. They have just come off of beating the hell out of the Vikings here in Atlanta on the back of nine sacks first of Vikings week before. This Viking team was also in the NFC championship last season. That was the team that the Eagles finally beat to get the Super Bowl only to lose to our Patriots. So that's a good time. But there is one piece missing on this team. And that is superstar, Michael Vick, Stephen thoughts?

When I first saw this, I was like, is this the game where Matt Shogg gets injured and Mike Vick comes in and it's Mike Vick's first game. And then I was like, wait a minute, I already watched that game. Years ago, because there's like, there's a lot of shots of him on the sideline and sweats and they keep paying over to Mike Vick. I was going to come in and I was like there's a lot of shots of him on the sideline and sweats and they keep paying it over to Mike Because I was gonna come in. I was like wait a minute. No, I have this backwards. Yeah, who was the guy that got ragdolled The other white Yes, Chris Chandler that is correct. Yeah, yeah, that, Chris Chandler, just like super generic white guy names.

They like kind of look the same. Yeah. Even Matt Ryan. You get the rim in there. You know, we've been trying those guys out forever. My, my top note about, um, Matt Shobb in here is Matt Shobb. Just count brand Matt Ryan. Cause he looks just like, he throws the same kind of ball. He just doesn't complete this many. Basically,

this is his second start, they said, right? I can start ever. Yeah, he was drafted in the third round the year before in 2004. Cause he said a ton of records. I think in Virginia, something like that. He parlay this into like a big contract too for someone. See Hawks, maybe.

Texans. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, where he then, I think he, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. At the time, no one was better than Matt Shovick, throwing big six. But yeah, the year before 2004, he was drafted in the third round, but he was also the fifth quarterback drafted. The other four went in the first round. Because that was the Eli Manning, Phillip Rivers year, when they called that, went down.

I don't remember the other two. We had two. The other one I think was JP W Lawson. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bill legend, Bill's legend, JP Lawson, who was not playing this week, because they had a couple like Senate to New York, and he'll call Kelly Holcomb was in for the bills over JP Lawson, and was leading was leading the bills to victory over the then division leading Miami Dolphins at the time in Buffalo. So the legend of Kelly Holcomb begins. Apparently. Stop.

I missed those days. Do you have the bills to try not absolute dog should afford back absolute. That's true. Yeah. That's fair. He's like at the jets. Yeah. Yeah. He. I I I follow a jets fan on on Twitter. And he's like at first, he was adamant that he didn't want uh, rip uh, Aaron Rogers and the same people to come to the Jets. And now that he's here, he's like all about, he's like, I don't understand why we're getting so much different specs like this is a Super Bowl winning team.

Okay. So I'm like, I'm big on them. No, er Rogers. I think if Aaron Rogers like gets caught up in a sexual harassment scandal in New York, it's going to be fucking the best. I do hope he's done with that. We may have you an emergency episode of that happens because that's going to be absolutely. It's just going to be easy. I told you so. I told you so. Yeah. This is what you get for being the fucking jets. So yeah, so what happened? One bright far did that with people playing for the jet from a happen with the green bag. Yeah, no, it was what he was, it was with the jets. It was that I know he was a staffer.

Right. It was right around the same time as Broadway Joe was hitting on Susie Colbert. Right. They just can't, they just can't help themselves. Which we also watched. That was the... We saw that game too.

At the end of 2002, I think. Speaking of awful jets, it's awesome how great Geno Smith is. Now that you think of that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, saying fan of that. Because then when Aaron Rogers sucks, he can be like, you should have stuck with Gino guys. Yeah, if you hadn't broken Gino's jaw. Right. Oh, that's right. That was him. Oh my god. He got a job broken in the locker room by his own teammate. I'm like a card fight. Yeah, like gambling that. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, gambling that. Yeah, exactly. Yikes. That's a good locker and leader, I guess. That's classic. Yes. Learned his lesson. Yeah, exactly. So, um, let's talk about this game. If you're going to watch it, I would say watch the odd quarters, um, because this is one of those games where each team swapped dominating a quarter. So the page is dominated the first and third and the Falcon is dominated the second and fourth. But the page is dominated just a little bit more because they would come out with a 31-28 win, if my math is correct. I'm not really good at math. Yeah. On a last second, out of an Atari game, winning field goal.

And by that, I mean, there was 17 seconds left. Yeah, so, Tim, give me your thoughts on this game, because I don't know if they match up with what I watched. Okay, well, my first thought is, Fox Bill Sims, and wrote the entire thing, and I got more and more angry as the game went on But I'm rubbing off on everybody. I fucking love this Greg Bragg Bragg just want to start a

Cuz you guys were in here now the Greg Bragg want to start a get off my lawn segment of the podcast where we were all out to Bitch about something about the game or not the game. I kind of like that. I like that idea all out to bitch about something about the game or not the game. I kind of like that. I like that idea. Um, yeah, that that was the first thing that kind of pissed me off. Uh, the other thing I was surprised about is just like, um, matchup didn't have like a bad game. The wide receivers for the Falcons were just dogs. They are so bad. Yeah. And then and then the fact that the game was so close was just like

Sanjay Samuel just getting so You have a list Well, so what the alright so the one thing that I have is What I put a Sanjay more like I want a better coverage on Brian's on Brian. Oh, man, that's that's rough. So let's see here. Here's my list for a Sunday Samuel. He drops another Gimme Interception on the second play. They tried to go deep over him and he basically had the ball go through his alligator arms, just like fly ball that you could have got classic. And then right after that, he gives up the deep ball to fin it finner in like you get beat behind you by a white right receiver. That's the tough look. That is.

And then he gets beat again set up the end of the half field goal by finner in and it looked very similar to the Falcon Super Bowl, where it was kind of that like deep out. Yeah, we knew Jones caught and got the the feed down. It looked very similar to that string. Yeah. And then there was a long pass and a appearance, like a deep pass and a appearance play called, but they actually called it on the offense even though it was bullshit So he was involved in that so he got bailed out with that and then he got beat for the late touchdown

I think that the tying touchdown He's just basically a beat clean by a double move the guy like faked inside and then when I was like, you know Standard double move and he bit hard on the first one and the guy was wide open protest down And then they went right back after him and got out jumped by Finn again the white wide receiver on a jump ball And he just like couldn't do anything about it So Tough day for Sonny Samuel So tough day for Sunday Samuel. Although to his credit, the last touchdown he did give up looked a lot like that.

The game where the Patriots won against the Ravens exactly in the playoffs where they missed the field goal to tie it right at the end. Because Harbog didn't call time but before that had a touchdown. Like the guy had the touchdown catch, but I got it out of his hands. This play looked almost exactly the same what they called a touchdown and Balochak didn't challenge it, because there wasn't enough evidence to overrule it, you know.

Because he caught it and like, he was up in the air, his both feet came down as the ball was getting slapped out. So it's like, eh. So I put a touchdown catch in quotes in the score sheet. But it did count. I thought it should have counted. Yeah, but just speaking of what I was going to say, I thought like the entire defensive backfield had a bit of a rough day. There should there should have been four interceptions. Joined Stark's missed two of them too right into his fucking hands and you just

dropped them and like dude. That's true, but I will also say that Duane Stark's actually was the only one that had anything resembling a decent game because at least those are pass breakups. Which I think you had the most pass breakups in this game for either team. which I think you had the most pass breakups in this game for either team. So he did okay, but Eugene Wilson was trying to cover Al Jucrumpler. And that's a mismatch because Crumpler has like six inches. So yeah, so Crumpler just like run at him and they like cut into him and there's nothing Wilson could do. Um, we just like ran straight past him, uh, like Stephen running past the, uh,

the children that he coaches basketball. Just like, doesn't even notice it there, you know. Right. Just done right on top of him. How do you know that? What? How do you crumple used to play basketball. Oh, did he? Oh, no, it's Tony Gonzalez. No, did he? I don't know. Okay. Nothing.

Don't you? I think all three of them did. They probably all did, right? Well, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, you do wheels and had two holding penalties called one was in the end zone, which set up a touchdown. So that's that's tough.

But I will say, we're gonna get into it. So I'll let Tim Turin talk about his Phil Simms hate first, but I have some things to bring up, some complaints to air. I'm so negative. Well, dude, if he just is not good. So that is great. Oh, LG crumpled.

What you fucking would. I was just talking about cover. I just want to say that there was a. Every time LG crumpled caught the ball. They would cut to a sign in the stands that said throw it to algae. But what the fuck are you showing that sign? Like it's not even creative. It's throw it to algae. Why do they get any credit for that?

That's absolute garbage. That's that's a bad job by NBC or whoever the fuck it was. It's a bad job by who ever signed it to like make that sign. Like because it was like a professionally made, you know, like banner sign. But all they could come up with, like paying all that money to make that sign, all you come up with was throw it to algae. You're gonna find candy. And it's just, I mean, at the top, like, I would, if I were in the land of and I'd probably work with a crumpler, like, yeah, crumple them up or something like that.

But do we know what Chris Bergman would call him? Tears for algae or none, something? I don't know, probably. I don't know. I feel like he had something off of Crumple. Probably. But you say, it roared to algae. And they showed it like three or four times

before I wrote that note. Or like let algae clean up something like that. That's gonna be something, yeah. Yeah, gotta be something, yeah. Yeah. Got to be Atlanta do better. Yeah. Yeah. Talk to me about Phil Sins, because I need that.

Hey. All right. So my first one was that he's a complete dumbass. He said that Dylan scored the touchdown. The first touchdown was clearly Patrick. Yeah. When his partner had literally just said the name Patrick pass. The score is a show. It's like great Patrick pass. The score is that yeah.

It's like great running back. Corey Delano is going out to show. Yeah, that's everything boss. So there's that one. I wrote that I hate hate Sims hate him and his son both clowns. The Daniel Graham TD was such a great fuck you to fill Sims. You fucking bomb. Um, and I'll tell you why again, I wrote that down to you. The Daniel Graham TD was such a great fuck you to fill sims you fucking bomb.

And I'll tell you why again, I wrote that down to you. They literally just spent like, uh, what like the, the previous, like segment, talking about how the Patriots tight ends have disappeared. And how like they had no catches and it was because Corey Dylan was playing like crap. And so like the play actions aren't working because like the guys who are closer to their quarterback are most likely to get the play action passes. And so they haven't doing anything. And then Graeme immediately catches the next screenplay and runs 45 yards for a touchdown on it. That's a great play, too. Yeah. Even Neil just op-chucked. I don't know who it was. Oh, yeah.

The defensive board defensive bag has got absolutely obliterated. He did. He was not ready for that. No, he was not. And then Daniel Graham's little truck stick at the end, too, is pretty sick. Yeah. Like that. Help out by a block from Troy Brown. Yes. I met that one. And um, and your boy Steven, David Gibbons. This is some great downfield blocker by those wider severs. I looked it up. It's algae, cinnamon, crumpler. Oh, that's pretty good. See, that's fucking good.

Yeah. Like you put that on a sign and you show it, I will giggle every time. I promise you. Like I just did. Yeah, I was asking you to get, let's work the money. It's like those people that get like stupid fucking vanity plates in your hamper. Everybody is a fucking vanity player. I don't know why. New hamper especially. But they all have, like, I saw one that was just the word squirrel. Like, why would you pay an extra like $50 a year for the word squirrel? Like, it's fucking stupid. Because what I'll say

you're gonna do in the hamper. I don't know, pay your property taxes. Fucking a high isn't it? High isn't America. You know what you're doing with that? Or what was the one that I saw the other day? I should take a picture of these. I'm going to find it. What's this one? That's not it. That's just stupid fucking sticker. Um, here it is. Uh, pro gun on the back of a 4.250. Like, you're in New Hampshire no fucking shit dude your license plate actually says live for your die on the bottom of it i think we get it pro gun eat a fat bag of dicks

sorry i always talking about uh i'm sorry these bourbonisms we're we're we're we're dovetailing off of a filth m8 oh fuck filth m8 this. This is the hate segment. What else you got? Phil Simms breakdown of why Fenerin caught the ball. I don't know why we needed to break it down. It was the Sanctuary family. It'll just blew up the play.

I did put in quotes that were in parentheses. I said, I feel like I'm nitpicking at this point, but I don't care. I just like it's called commentary soap.dem much. Yeah. It's fair. There was definitely a whole like towards the end of the game, too. He kept trying to point out plays that he's like,

this play wouldn't have happened if Michael Vick was in there. He just scrambled for like a two yard gain, like Matt Schraub, a scrambled two yard gain because he got outside and then like, I don't know, like, it was ridiculous, or he didn't scramble and like found the crosser. Like Michael Vick is still a quarterback.

He can still make that throw. But just like regular like, you know, white guy quarterback plays like, oh, that play wouldn't have Michael Vick was there. Like, are you fucking right? Obviously. Yeah, I think I only have two more. So yeah, I was just loving how the Titans ended up doing so well. After that. And then he at one point, he did a billbell at check impression. Yeah, it was somewhere towards the end of the game. And it was just like one of the worst I've just ever heard. He was talking about, oh, he kept talking about, I guess every week

he's asking the players which quarterback, which quarterback started a game past the age of 40. And one of the quarterbacks has been in test the birdie. He was on the team and he was like, I don't know what he said, but I was, Oh yeah, because he was, that's right. He was talking about, you know, because he does, you know, trivia every week or whatever.

And he's like, so how, like, can you guys name all the quarterbacks who started a game over the age of 40? And, you know, because I think Vinnie Tess, they've already was starting for the Jets or something at this point. And so, you know, they all went through and they got a bunch of them, but the one that they missed was Doug Flutey

who happened to be sitting in that room. So he tried to do his best, like, oh, I can't believe you guys are from going about Doug to float in right here And it was it was her and this Like I tried to do it as badly as possible, and I still don't think I did a justice I yeah, I you did a better job than Then he did yeah, it was rough

Um, the last criticism I had was there was a guy that got injured towards the end of the game He's limping off the field and he just says hard to tell what the injury is. Clearly, he's called the fucking leg, dude. He's like, dude, he's really hopping out one leg to get off the field. Yeah, he can't put weight on one leg and you have no idea what it could be. Yeah, which brings me to my last piece of hate here is this is still like the big time. Let's show fucking 18 different slow more replays of this guy getting his absolute knee blown the fuck to bits. It's like, I don't want to see that. Like there's one guy who's coming off like holding his hand like, oh, let's see how it happened. And he

just like, he was getting blocked and he stuck his arm out and the running back just like clipped his hand as a went by. You can just see like the whole thing basically shatter. Like, yeah, let's zoom in a little bit and slow that down. Like, I don't want to see this man's fucking career ending like in slow motion, fucking full HD. Like, wait, is this for Dylan's last game, by the way? Oh, I get it. I think this is Cory Dylan's last game, by the way. I like it. Yeah, he did get into towards the end to where he left and went to the locker room with like three minutes left before the Patriots final drive where they went down and kicked the field. It was all Patrick pass.

But he did come out of the locker room to watch anime Terry attempts to field go. So, uh, yeah, I think it might be. I mean, I have a lot of running. Not as well thing he ended up playing and 10 games. Ah, 12 games. Wow. That was less than that. Yes, I don't know.

I might let's talk about Corgi on because this he plays a few more games. I don't know if they're going to be anybody in this one though, because boys have been on the struggle bus lately because they they posted a stat like in the in the first half or like right the first half where he had 76 years rushing. And they're like, that's a season high for him already. That's not good. Yeah. But he actually looked a bit like the old Corridioli still kind

of slow in plotting, which was pretty obvious when we saw him running in the same game as Lydany and Talon Sim was. You could see it was kind of night and day, the speed and the cuts and everything. But you're talking about how this Falcon team was like a small, fast defense, which is why they were like at nine sacks in the Vikings. But if you're gonna light up the fucking hog mollies and just like run it down to the throats, they don't really have an answer for it. And they didn't have an answer for a core dillence. So he's kind of like running downhill and just falling into people and getting those extra like five yards, which you hadn't been doing normally. So he did go over a hundred yards on the day and during a third quarter or something like that he actually went over 10,000 yards for his career. So 10 yard run, yeah that's a fucking,

that's a lot of miles on a run-of-back 10,000 yards. I don't know where that's uh, I don't know where he finishes like running backs wise for you finish as a leading Russia and pitch its history all time Really? In one season. Yeah, never really broken. Oh, you're talking about the the rushing out in the season. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I'm pretty impressive because actually had like pages had some really good running teams back in the day with John Hanna. I think they I think the pages still hold the team record for rushing yards. Almost like over 2000 like back when you know all you did was run the ball. I don't know if that's still true, but it was at one point. I forgot that we have somebody who will actually do that for us.

So you said Greg, we're like nah, stop asking. Hey, I stacked the bromenism. That's true. Yeah, you both said check. This is nice. I had just Greg last week. So we, the pictures did have it and they set a record of 3,165 yards in 1978 to back up broke by the Baltimore Ravens with 3,296 yards in 2019. Yeah, when they were just like yeah, running basically the spread option. Yeah, because that page you see

I think they had like almost three one thousand year backs basically Spoken bananas Yeah, but this was a quality game by the boy Corey Dylan save Although he did he was still showing stage because he you know was basically the year before automatic on short-yard Situations and this when he got stopped on third and one twice By the Atlanta Falcon the run defense, which is, hmm. Oh, what I call impressive. It's blocked.

Did he have, we're done. Huh? It's the blocking spot and that query done. Oh, of course, yeah. Yeah. But I think that's what we can say about Patrick Pastio, who George Boy playing in his hometown, or his hometown, his home state, playing in front of his friends and family just as Deon Branch was. Patrick Pas got here rushing to Chen this game to open the scoring actually.

And then you actually looked quite good in relief for Cory Dylan. He's kind of, you know, the, the, he's the match shop, uh, to Matt Ryan as Patrick passes to Cory Dylan. Well, Patrick pass, but it's a different position. Nice. The right. No, he's a fullback. Mm-hmm. Is he the Patrick passes's a fullback. Is he the Patrick Bass? Is it absolutely the fullback?

Well, why was he lining up? But he's one of those guys that can do both. And he's a really good receiving fullback. So we were saying he's the best fullback in Patriots history. I don't know, dude. I have a few that I really like mark Edwards He seven Mm-hmm Patrick pass

Mm-hmm James Devlin James Devlin that's another one. They they've had a pretty good full-ball full-back from the village act arrow Patrick passes lit Yeah, they also play special teams. That's true to yeah My favorite thing is the only ever caught one touchdown. I'm ready He never had a carry more than three yards We never need to do it was like a catch that back It's a ball and fall over Give me his average yards for carry 3.0

No, it's left now. I bet it's like all yard and a. Jerome Betta-Stablin. Five carries two yards for touchdown. So in Oh yeah average. Oh but all those are Oh, but all those are. All right. Yeah. Whatever it is, it would be higher than what I would get in an NFL game. Oh, I don't know Steve.

It's the year before he went to the past, he had 0.6 yards of games. Again, more than four to nine days. You're positive. Well, when he was with the Patriots, he had a long of 14 yards and a long of seven yards. I mean, 17 yards. So. Who are you talking about?

Patrick Casar. No, Mark Edwards. Mark Edwards. In 2001, he had 51 attempts for 141 yards, one touchdown. Oh, that's a less than three yards a carry. Yeah, 2.8 to 1.8. And then the second year in 0-2, 31 attempts for 96 yards. The law.

Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, so 3.1. 3.1. So the average is about 3.1. Yeah, 3.9, I really. Fuck in the other two. But hey, in those two seasons 27 first downs. Yeah, I bet they were all from three are jealous.

Easily. That third and one, baby, that's what you make your money. Oh, yeah. Uh, what else we got to talk about in this game? Uh, uh, Dion branched. Okay. Yeah.

He went the fuck off. He was selling himself again. They could not cover him from like the beginning where he toasted the angel of hall like early. He was the first time. Yeah, was the angel how good yet at this point in his career because he did not look like it. No, we didn't.

I don't know. He looked like nothing. He looked like the scumbag he? I don't know. He looked like nothing. He looked like the scumbag that we know him to be. That's for sure. I was fine. I'm like push. He didn't see, did you ever see that a hard knocks with him and Deandre Huffing?

I don't know. Oh yeah, yeah. We're Deandre Huffing's basically juke some out of his boots and he like terraced and as he L or something. He goes, out there. God homie. I fear God. That's right. Yeah, because they were both talking like a whole bunch of trash in each other. And then like first play blows out his ACL trying to cover the year. Yeah, that was that was rough. Yeah.

You the idea? Good. No, that was bad. I do think Dianne Branch had a great game, but if I was going to give my game ball to somebody, it would be Daniel Graham, because this was the best game of his career, I would say. In fact, I actually looked it up and it was the most receiving yards he ever had was in this game. Five targets, five receptions, 119 yards and a touchdown, average yards, reception, 23.8 and three first downs. And that touchdown was on a fucking I didn't screenplay to for 45 yards. That's legit. And he made some like catches where like they weren't an easy ball either because you know we've been on them about dropping balls and stone hands.

So to shit. But he made some like legit catches. He looked like I think what the pages were hoping to get. But this was his peak. It was good as it gets. You'll never have this many receiving errors ever again. Well, Ben Watson got a TD tears. Bell checks plan finally coming to fruition right now. Exactly. And that's games. He's got that that dual tied in that he has been looking for. It's his white whale, I think, that dual tight end threat. He got a small taste of with the Grand Cornandes year, was it 2010, 2012, whatever that was.

That was more like a small hit of meth. Yeah, but what a hit it was, those Steve. That's a high. If you wake up in your house, I'm glad I love your hands. Hey, yeah, we do what you got to do. So yeah, so you actually had two receptions of more than 35 yards in one game, which for Daniel Graham is fucking great.

Yeah, that's what it's like. Just one of those things where he just gives you that hope and then. Yeah. It's like it's that flash of you can see what he could be. If you can't be good catch. Which the flash is wrong. Yeah, it's basically wrong. Um, it's up wronged it all the time. Right. Yeah, he would have been the grunk and then Watson would have been like the Hernandez. Yeah, yeah, I think that was the idea. Watson was pretty big too. I think he's the last staff there.

Much more nimble, maybe not as good a blocker. You know, basically like the grunk Hernandez duo. Or I mean they're trying to get this year too, right? They tried it last year with... John Ew. Yeah. Or, I mean, they're trying to get this year too, right? They tried it last year with John. Yeah. Oh, God. Now they bring in Henry, Mike Gassicki. He's been practicing with the White receivers too, first time.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's basically a glorer. He's as much of a tight end as, what's his name for the chiefs is. You know, hopefully. Yeah. I mean, neither are I gonna block a fucking defensive end with that help earlier, like Grunkwood.

Or like Daniel Grahamwood. Ben Watson-Kud. Goodie. I don't know, probably. He was a big boy. I think he became a better blocker. That's right, sure. Didn't he, I do have he the one that like he tried to come out of retirement, like if you like after

a Bronquer Tired. But then got popped for PDs like immediately because whatever he was taking like because he was retired, like flagged. So he came out of retirement and really got popped and was spending for four games, the first four games of the season. Our boy, like within a week or something like that, it was ridiculous. What's it?

Mm-hmm. Because he went to the Saints for a while and then retired. Yeah, yeah. And the pages got him to come back out of retirement to come play for him, because they were like, grand kid taking so long to fucking retire that he got left in the large. They didn't have one.

Oh, yes, it did. Yep. Yeah, I'm saying that in 2019 you got a That's not good. That's not good. Long Japanese played in this game and you know, right? Yeah, I can offer PDs in 2019 Yeah, I'll point to that. I mean, do what you got to do right? Yeah, so first quarter to great second quarter Here's the halftime stats that they put up. The Patriots in the first quarter, 14 points, 164 total yards. The Falcons 0 points 50 total yards.

And then the second quarter, Patriots 52 total yards, 0 points, and the Falcons at 172 yards and 13 points. Including, I'm Patriot-esque ending to the first half where Atlanta, gets the ball and actually they had a huge part return call back on holding for my boy, fucking Alan Rossum, who I only remember from Madden, because I used to play as the Falcons only because they had Alan Rossum, and his name right in real awesome. And so I try to take every single kick return back regardless of how badly I screamed myself.

And it worked once against an old roommate who was known for his anger. So this was the last game in Madden, he ever played against me, an old roommate who was known for his anger. So this was the last game in Madden. He ever played against me because I was just screaming awesome awesome in his face as I returned his kick return for a touchdown. Like that's why you don't kick a tool man who's named Rise with Awesome was a chill like that.

So I have a soft spot for Alan Rossum. No fucking clue who this guy is. Well, it's strange because his 7,940 career kickoff return yards are the most NFL among active players in this game. He's like one of the most dangerous kick returners apparently. And almost broke a punt, but it got a call back for holding right the end of the half. So the the Falcons have the ball with 45 seconds left and as soon as they say Mildos he is typical. Let's give up a whole bunch of plays so the other team can come down and score. So they get within whatever the distance is to be able to kick a 58 yard field goal. And I don't know who their kicker is, but he ain't got a leg for 58 yards, so they like fuck it.

Send out the punter because the punter's got a fucking cannon. And so, you take the kick and miss his wide right, but it has like a nof leg. But it turns out that the page is a called timeout right before he kicked it, you know, as you do. But that just gave this fucking kicker another chance to fucking boom one from 58 and this time he splits the uprights, kicking the longest feel goal of the season

to match the fact that he also has the longest punt of the season so far of 67 yards in this game game this far in the season. That's a little step for that guy. He's not bad right? He's got the longest punt and the longest field goal in the NFL in 2005 up to this game. He doesn't even play in Denver. Right yeah 58 yards in the dome. But fucking yeah I think it's Phil Simms again, a little little smash bit more. Phil Simms like, well, you know, 50 age, like a 53 out of it, because you got to take five yards off

because they're playing inside a dome. It's not how the atmosphere works, but okay. I don't understand why you had free the punter. Why why freezing a punter? Yeah, like I was so pissed about. Yeah, very Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris

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in this time. Regardless of how good they were, you know, like 2005, I don't go anywhere in the playoffs. I've re sought again in 2002, like they would still have that. All right, it again in 2002 like they would still have that All right, it's kind of slipping away on a team that we should be beating. Here's an answer drive and in this case it was Two plays one minute seven eight yards touchdown huge pass to What do you want? Yeah, first was yeah, we first that was the Graham For 40 something yards and the second one was

Ben Watson's first ever NFL touchdown catch for 35 years ago I just see Phil Sims totally missed that too. Oh my god. He said the first catcher the season Wasn't it you there was talking to you about Vilsen messing that a few weeks ago? Me? Yeah. No, this is the first game of watch this year. And I haven't really watched it. I only watched the Patriots touchdown possessions. That's right.

Glad you're here Steve, thanks. Hey, you're lucky I'm here. Yeah, that's how I feel about it too. So yes, Ben Watson's first ever NFL touch amp, which is only notable because as we mentioned a few weeks ago, this is not his rookie year, this is his second year, but he got hurt in the first game of his rookie year and missed the entire season. So this is kind of his rookie year, even though it's technically not kind of like, you know, how all those stats that show orderbacks in their first four years and how good they are.

And they always like fail to mention that Tom Brady played three snaps in his first season. So they count that. And backup time, garbage time when the page to get blown out on Thanksgiving in 2000. So, well, factoid for you, that wasn't. First, first touchdown catch in the NFL was not his reviewer. How about that, Steve? That's what I'm saying. This drive here because it goes bam, bam, tie, tie, down both of the seams. This is Bell checks. He's like fuck I had to hold another year for this shit. Yeah, this is his wet dream. It's perfect We loved it

Which actually he was very excited to win this game. I actually clipped it because The last time I saw him celebrate this much after a win Was when often when the patrons walked off against the dolphins, yeah, but the 80 are a bomb to show brown. Over time. It's on the, uh, time highlights. Oh, was it him? So yeah, that's a highlight.

Bill Bellichick smiling, like through his, uh, headset up in the air was like hugging people and high five in and shaking hands. Like literally like hunting people down people down to like give them a handshake. Like this, this is very impeller check like. Yeah, I thought it was really weird when I talked about that. Yeah, yeah. For a, I think he fucked up a little bit. Okay. A week for non-divisional games, you know?

Yeah. But I mean, this is a good, you've had anybody come true. Yeah, good Falcon's team. Yeah, you know, they had to handle. Yeah, the the the Falcons apparently were like, um, keeping whether or not Michael Vick would start very close to their chest to the point where I talked about Matt Schobb didn't know he was actually the starter until Friday after practice when he was told to break down the team. So that's good. And then yeah, this whole, they were talking about also how Doug Flutey was playing the part of Mike's fake and practice. It's probably basically just like taking snap and running around like a fucking madman, which is kind of Doug Flutey's game anyway.

But I would pay like actual money to see a video of that practice of Doug Flutey doing the Mike Vick impression in practice. Fucking amazing. I wonder if he was like trying to throw it lefty as well. Because it's Doug Flutey. I feel like Doug Fluteute would be the type of guy that would like go all in. Yeah. And like... It takes his job very seriously. Yeah, and do everything lefty. But at the end of the day, like at the New

Matter, they practice for that and kind of, I think, got torn up in the passing game because of it. game because of it. But this was also the best rushing attack in the league by a bunch according to Phil Zem. I don't want a bunch means. There's a lot of ball watching. Yeah, a lot of ball watching. But the warg time was pretty good except on let's pick up. Yeah, well, he still picked it up. He just couldn't do much of so anybody down because he's like four foot nothing. Yeah, blow up one line back. I don't know who it was on a blitz. I think it was your boy, Monticell.

Yeah. Yeah. Poor Monti. Yeah. Yeah, but I think I think it's worked on it. Wasn't he the guy that's just like an incredible person off the field? Yeah, they said that he won a Walter Payton award.

Yeah, I feel like I still see things now of like, like he builds homes for people and just like builds homes and then like gives them way to people. Like that sort of good person, like that's all he uses money for is like nothing but charity. What am I favorite about that? I just know I was a Tampa Bay Buccaneer, honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think he was for a long time, but this was kind of his almost breakout season. Like he, I think he already had like almost 400 rushing yards coming into this game. And the, where do they say the, I mean, a prime work done and prime Mick Mike Vic combo is deadly. Exactly. Yeah, I was crazy elusive. That may also be why I played as the Philicist because you could just run all over.

I chose the film is not from like Vic, but for this other guy who turned kicks. The next thing you did, awesome. No, I think I think you underestimate the pettiness of which I have when I play against other people in video games. I don't underestimate that I'll endee. I grew up with you. And it sounds like you do, Steve. I don't think I need to teach you another fucking lesson.

I don't really understand. Video games, I play indie. None. A real life video games, okay? That's not the thing. How does that work? It's called golf simulation. That's a dummy should ever hurt.

Okay. I'm not going to talk shit about you. That does not satisfy my question. Yeah. But it has to be an answer. There. There. Real life video game. I have a good answer. There. There.

Real life video game. I only play on the finest golf simulators. I bet you do. Fucking stewed. I don't know if they have both that much. Oh, they do. I tell you exactly where they have them everywhere they have them. Hey, that's who we were.

Oh, okay. I go with just that. Fucking Steve. Steve's a type of guy who when he gets a job will basically become the expert on whatever it is that he's doing overnight. So it doesn't matter what it's like cleaning pools, he fuck, he knows everything about pools. You know, tell you where all the best pool places are, you'll tell you all the fucking,

how to clean that pool, fucking, I know how to do this, like I to do this like I got fix your pool don't even fucking worry about it I got this Wow, what a terrible trait. How what a piece of shit I am No, I'm not saying you had to do it Steve. I'm just saying you talk like you do This is a week into the job I know I know everything about pulls you do you mean help when you're pulling me now? I need to buy a car I got you. Yes, it anything about golf. Yeah mean help when you're pulling, let me know. I heard my things. He did buy a car. I got you. Yeah, see anything about golf. You're a fuck.

It's Steve. No, everything. I got to go to especially, especially if it's not real golf. Yeah, video game golf. Steve, real video game golf. Yeah. What a real video game. What about FIGG? Video game. PlayStation chip. PlayStation chip. Fuck that. It's for plebs. Mark me down as a bleep.

See, Brian. He's just fucking. Oh, I had you had you beg for a plea. The sooner as I saw you. Hey, call them like you see them. Oh, God, speaking of plebs. Fucking Gus Scott. Dude, this guy gets run over more than a guy that gets run over a lie. I can't think of anything, but like suit and see brown or car dealership. I don't get run over. Yeah, could you do everything about cars? Yeah, that's not the point of being a car dealership.

And it's not to get run over. Otherwise, if it was, I would. You'd be doing it overnight. Exactly. Yeah, you'd be the most run over ever. That's right. Yeah. Gus Scott. I mean, yeah, I was trying not to write to you any negative things about the pages defense because When you go from Rodney Harris and to Gus Scott like shit's gonna go south a little bit But this this team was rough They have not stopped an offense from scoring in the red zone yet this season Teams were it had nine touchdowns and three field goals and 12 attempts coming in and I'm pretty sure The teams were had nine touchdowns and three field goals and 12 attempts coming in and I'm pretty sure

The Falcons the scored and every single one of their drives that got to red zone I Mean they they held in a couple field goals, but I don't know they hold in one field goal the other was a 58 yarder the rest were touchdowns They can't go out the fields on third down Which gave like giving up a shit on a long rise. The one good thing about this was that they did a good job of holding this Falcon's rush attack, minus Michael Vick, obviously, who was averaging 209 yards rushing a game. They held them to 50 yards in the first half and I think the Falcon finish like just over

a hundred like one 16 years something like that. So he's like half of their rushing off. He's like, right. They held them dead and they held them to half of their rushing total. It's about right. So they didn't do shit. They did they held no half the rush. I mean, you play, you play who's on the schedule, see Brown? The way that Phil Simms talked

about work done, you would have thought that, um, you guys, uh, greatest fun on that. All done. Oh, you want to hear what you had to say about work done? Oh, I had, I have some notes. Oh, I have some football or not

footballs that are pretty much all wrapped around. Yeah, let's do it because I have a couple here. I have some football and not footballs that are pretty much all wrapped around. Yeah, let's do it because I have a couple here. I'll give you one. There you go. Phil Sims drooling over work done. This is the actual quote, like I'm not taking out of contact or anything. Look at his body.

As a strength coach said to me, he might not have big arms or big muscles, but he has legs of Bojaxon. I feel like Bojaxon probably wants those back then, no? Steve's that football. I mean, without the look at his body part,, it's fine. Look at it, it's just a scribe, he's just relaying what a strength coach said to him. Why did he steal Bo Jackson's legs? Well, Bo Jackson, I'm assuming has again, thighs like tree trunks, why didn't he give him back? Bo Jackson needs those legs. He said legs like Bo Jackson.

No, he says, he has the legs of Bo Jackson. What's this, that's come on. Steve, you're split in air as Andy. Look at his bodies. Steve Steve, look at it. What you just look at it. War done. Look at his body.

I can't, I can't, I didn't watch it because I didn't watch any of the buck near his offense. Very. Very. I was running. But that BoJackson is what? the book in your offense. Very voting. Let's write it. But the bow jackson is what? He's like six something like 200 pounds. Yeah, five.

Five foot nine 180 pounds. He's the same as the sea brown. Half of those, half of those poundage during his thighs. I don't want to be at him. Look that big. Yeah. I don't want to be a bit more. I don't want to be a bit more. I don't want to be a bit more. I don't want to be a bit more.

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I don't want to be a bit more. I don't want to be a bit more. I don't want to be a bit more. I don't want to be a bit more. I don't want to be a bit more. I don't want to be a bit more. and that was the pause too. He had that positive for it normally. He's trying to come up with the description, like, they are. I think he watched a centrally big legs, but then he realized he was on air, so he censored himself. Abnormally big legs. But he was saying it just like,

he had very nasally, he was very... He was all over the place. He was tripping all over his words. I noticed too, like, he just... I don't know if he was hung over the place. He was tripping all over his words. I noticed too. I'm not if he was hung over or something. He just did not. Boy, it was true. Yeah, something. All right, coming back to it. His little weird. See, see, look at his body. Warped on, look at it. Doesn't even look like a football player. Look at his body. Warwick done. Look at it. It doesn't even look like a football player.

Look at those legs. All right, let's keep moving. Size of the legs. Yeah, cool. They are. That's normally big. Football enough football. Not football. All right, moving on.

That's all we got to do to get Steve to play football, not football, All right, moving on. That's all we got to do to get Steve to play football and not football to make him super uncomfortable. Yeah, noted. Rubbing the head, everything. That he'll do it just to move on. All right. Andy's rubbing the head. We just can't see it because we can only see his face. Oh, dude.

Very naughty. Steven. that we just can't see it, because we can only see his face. Oh, dear. Very naughty. Steven. Speaking of very naughty, Tom Brady in this game. Very naughty. Apparently he's been crushing the milestones. If there's man had a bucket list, it's fucking full right now, or empty. I don't know what you do. Do you empty a bucket list, it's fucking full right now or empty. I don't know what you do.

Do you empty a bucket list or do you fill it? Cross it off. All right, well that is a bucket list. It's like a actual bucket andy. It's like a list you do before you kick the bucket. Well that's not as fun. I actually want a bucket. I want to fill it with shit.

Dude, he's not even like that bucket of his is only like one 15th percent full. He's like, oh, 15,000 yards is he end up with like 300,000? I don't think it's quite that bad. He ends up with a lot of yards. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so in week two, 100 gd passes like a big fucking deal. How many of this guy gets? 89,214 yards. Yeah, that's it. There's already at 15. The only ends up with 89. Look and scrub. All right, but yeah, week two we added like he said it's hundreds touch down pass. Week three was this 50th win and week four was 15,000 passing years. And in this game, his first completion came with 10 minutes left in the second and second quarter, not too bad.

And it should have been caught. They've been given. They should have been. Yeah. And it was, it was, I mean, it was a great play to avoid the free Russia coming directly up his phase. Like Tom Brady took some fucking shots in this game. The whole Tom Brady never takes hits sort of thing because shots in this game. The whole Tom Brady never takes hits sort of thing because Afri crossed the age of 40. He decided to like curl up on a ball every time in the free rush instead of staying there and taking shot directly to the fucking sternum for no reason.

This was still back in the take the shot directly in the sternum era. He got beat to bits in this. But he also I can play it out of his mind too like that deep ball to Bethel Johnson Damn near scraped the roof he threw it so I was amazing and almost over through Bethel Johnson Which I feel like it's hard to do because Bethel Johnson has one straight and that's run fast straight Like that's his jam. He like two steps on his defenders too. Yeah, oh yeah. And they were saying that that was the only play that Bethel Johnson had been in an offense in the entire game. He's got one round. And you're gonna know it's gonna be, but you can't do it.

You do fucking fast. And I'll think he got one after that, David. No, that was his second catch of the season. The first one was for three yards. And then that 55 yard bomb. But like Brady hit him in stride on this fucking moon shot. He looked for a similar like a Russell will, you know how Russell will some just like fucking like skies it every time and just hope somebody will run under it. It looked just like that.

But on purpose. And also like at the beginning of the game, you hit the on branch and straight to in what looked like exactly. Yeah. Asked that match shop tried to make. But uh, a Sunday same old shirt to cut. There's same on that like first drive where you like fell down, got right back up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They'll got right back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so that brings with this win, that brings Tom Brady, an undefeated nine and a no in a dome,

which makes you wonder like what his, I mean, obviously, it doesn't stay undefeated in a dome, but I'm wondering what his actual dome record is because I bet it's fucking up. Probably better than his overall record, like win percentage wise, obviously, which I think makes what he's done. Like I'm curious what the splits are like,

does he have more average passing hours in a dome than not, which you would assume he does? Because I wanna know what his numbers would be if he played in a dome. Like if you got dropped, I'd be cold want to know what his numbers would be if he played in dome. If you go dry, it's not a cult. That check, I don't know if this is from stat meus, but it says, this is the F-251 84 record. Which still not been. Can't believe your website doesn't have this stat Andy come on. It might somewhere.

For for stats that he has a 71.7. completion percentage on 427 attempts. You want to read out to 671 yards. 31 touchdowns and 7 picks. You don't? I don't. That's pretty good. It's average for him.

I mean, it's. It is not as you're obviously higher than what he normally does. All right. Anything else? Maybe I'll just talk about. Well, just the beyond branch thing like they just, they kept picking up. All right. Anything else? Maybe I'll start about. Well, just the beyond branch thing, like they just, they kept picking on that Jason Webster. I just felt like this is one of those games where they talk about, you know, how they were like,

branch and Brady. They're just on such a level that they can look at each other, change the play. Like I felt like they did that because there were so many times where they would just kind of look over at each other. And if they have enough space, the quick pass right to branch. You get the net and 78 yard. Exactly. Yeah. It's chunked way. Yeah.

Yeah. It happened multiple times. Yeah. And it was. There's no like, there's no caller thing. I remember some wide receiver talking about that exact thing where if Brady looks at you, then that actually means something. Like it's a kind of a check, but then if you look at you again, it turns into something

different or it's like all the, like depending on where it's hands are when he looks at you, like that, the amount of like bullish at the top right Brady has like put into the system eventually is just like out of this world. It just makes so much sense why new guys coming in take so long to like get up to speed with the Tom Brady offense. So what I'm saying is it's not Nikhil Harry's fault. Yes it is. No, no, I blame Tom Brady for that one. Just that one. Joey Galway, Joey Galway is fault. Or who was the fuck, who was the cold spider-see that came over at the end and like,

right away, way, way, yeah, lasted two practice, like, nah, fuck it, I retire. Did you got her? Respect that. I mean, yeah, but, little boy. All right, I have one last thing and I'm going to need to have you guys listen to this with me because not I heard something that same weird Phil sims. Shit. No, no, I thought I heard something from the crowd. All those are weird.

But you can actually ignore Phil sims for this is better if you do. Because I heard something in the crowd. And I don't know if I heard what I heard or not. Good. Hi, Brady Smith and Jason Webster. It's a screenplayed, a toy ground. They run it because they're trying to get a few yards so they can kick a few goal. That's what Bill Dalchick was hoping for. Did you hear that? Whoop there it is. The crowd is changing whoop there it is.

In 2005. What? Why? Why is that why is that a chance to the sporting event? What's wrong with that chance? Well, the it is that they're saying whoop there it is Steve. I don't get what's the problem that as a sweet phrase or whoop there it is. It's it's everybody knows that. It's like it's probably this happy birthday. Do you want to know when that song was released? The 80s? I want it. You want to guess? Maybe I want to put it on a guess. Just say, 80s. No, say 91. Oh, very close, 1993. So yeah, later, it shouldn't have been. There were people still saying it. What do you mean 12 years? No, they don't. You don't think it's not cool anymore. Because that's that it should be

prepared to talking about. What what what game have you gone to where they do that? It's not saying the chanted a game. People say they show all time. No, but I'm saying a collective amount of thousands of people doing that. I don't know. Thanks as a one dude to start a chant. How do you think I'll chant start? On the internet, usually, actually, no. All right, let me move this. What, which is the worst, Steve? The entire crowd in Atlanta in 2005, chaining the 1993 song, Whoop There It Is.

Or somebody showing up with a professionally made throw it to algae sign. Was the whoop there it is after a big hit? It was after a third down stop on third and 16. Yeah, there it is. It was after like a big like thunder is hit. Then I'd be like, whoop there it is bitch. You know, like I could get in on that. Yeah, if there was a thing that they chance it though, did yeah, I will you say that and everyone's like, yeah, whoop there it is. The next guy is like, whoop there it is. And everyone just are saying it.

Because everybody knows it and everybody knows it. That's my point. People who are born then know it. No, I bet they don't. Absolutely. I bet the kids on TikTok don't know. There it is. I bet it. I bet they do. I bet you search their parents. They're probably a fucking billion videos of it. Yeah, there it is. I bet it, I bet they do. I bet you search their parents there. Buy a fucking billion videos of it. Yeah, from old people.

You have to pull your basketball team. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Pull your basketball team. I haven't coached in like five years. All right, well, fucking find them. Email the parents. Well, you just search TikTok for a loop there it is. It should come up for something.

I don't know, I don't TikTok. Yeah, I'll ask my nephew. My nephew is 13, perfect there you go yeah oh well I'll get back with the result the one last note that I just want to have was Larry Iso on kick returns was nasty yeah he's so good he had some thunderous hits he He's a fucking human. He's he can miss all that dude. Yeah, he can. Because I mean, you know, they're, I know Alan Rossum was fucking named Ranzelossum. So I know how good he is. So I'm waiting for him to like break something. But every time you get past that first wave and here comes Larry Is or just fucking lay the wood. It was amazing. It was doing his best Eddie Bruce Lee impression. Yeah, yeah, he was a job.

So all right, 600 TikTok videos. That's not very many for TikTok's these. But today, it's more than you think. If you're not breaking at least 10k, then it basically means nothing. I say this and someone has absolutely no idea. Yeah, really? You have any time to have to take that? I mean, either do I. I was channeling my inner Steve Brass. All right.

I guess about it. So let's do some best and worse. Steve, you want to go first? No. All right. Good. Go first anyway. Do you can't make me do anything?

I make you show up. This is fucking bug-ass. Then you do. I know a bottom-tierly of my own ability. I don't know why I do, but I do. I say, I trust my case. I'm not saying I'm forcing it. It's just manipulation, Steve.

No. All right, Andy, how about you go first? Yeah, it's just manipulation Steve. No. All right, Andy, how about you go first? You never go first. I'll go first. Yeah, I'm just leaving them for you guys. I got plenty of stuff. No, you go. All right, my best.

Okay, I'll go first. My worst is Andy as the lead on this podcast. My best is the fact that I have a mute button. I could fucking just mute you right now. I wish I had a mute button. I could fucking just mute you right now. I wish I had a mute button. You're talking about Phil Sins dies. Steve, you know, my bad thing was that you were you were you transferring to Phil Sins and you think about Phil Sins dies when he's talking about it. Steve, look at his body. You're thinking about Phil Sins body is like the slice of those guys.

They are up. He's probably like legally because of some weird skin things going on. Those legs are normally big. Because all day see. All right, let's see. My best was Phil Sim's key to victory for the Falcon's defense. Confused Tom Brady. You got it. You's defense, confused Tom Brady. You got it. You got it, Phil nailed it. Great idea.

I got a bubble. That was early too, and I thought, oh dear. And let's see, where was my worse? I had it here, starting to get on with the defense. Jim Mora at halftime, he's kind of like the wonderkin at this point. He is, this is his second year coach in the Falcons, and lastly, they took him to the NFC championship game, so he thinks he's hot shit. Very similar to McVeigh, I think, the Rams, thinks he's super fucking smart, but now his team is falling apart around him. So he's, first of all, he's 10 of one at home, his head coach not bad, but at halftime he's like all like,

giddy, and you know, he's doing halftime interviews around the field. Like, oh, what do you think about that? Was that your call to send the punner out to kick that 50 air field goal? He's like, no, another duo of me I mean, that was like, I go shit's decision or whatever. Um, and then he's like, he turns the body burn scene, you know, puts up with way too much shit. And like, he goes, Oh, you having fun. I'm having a great time. Really losing. That's your worst. He credits He credits, you know, as a good leader should, you know, he deflects success and accepts a blame. And then try some hurdles around him. That's, that's your worst.

No, I was just coming up to my worst and I, I cost out of that. My worst. Alan Rossin. He was supposed to be good. I thought, but he really did do anything I kick off. And then he had on puns, you called two fair catches like way fucking early. Yeah, and they made a comment about it. Yeah. And you could tell like every time you did, he was like, Oh, fuck, I messed up.

And you did it twice. And this is supposed. And like both of them are like in kind of not great situations too. Where like if he, if you've gotten some yards there, it probably would have set them up for some some pretty good situations Yeah, so I can give you more if you want to see but that's that's a good start. Do you want me more? No, this is why I had you go first. So you don't have to listen all right. I'll go and take I don't want to take all your seat Because it's not like you watch a game or anything so my best was I don't want to take all your seats, because it's not like you watch a game or anything. My best was the interview with a coach at halftime on how he was crediting his staff

and not taking all the credit. And so if you could have used it and said, like, yeah, we practiced it and it was my idea. I knew that he has a big leg, so I sent him out there. But he didn't. And how cool is that to have the longest fun and longest he'll go in the NFL?

What's your worst? Listen to you talk about Steve, we can't hear you. Can you mute please? I can only mute him. I can't actually unmute him. I can only click the apps to unmute button. I can click mute and then it turns the apps to unmute. So sorry, but you're going to figure out how to use all of that. He's not going to do. I don't think he's going to do it. That's fun. Oh, I know how to unmute myself.

I would rather stay muted than listen to you, because when it mute, it turns off the audio too. Hey, look, we agreed on something. All right, Tim, what's your best of worst? Did you already do it? I lost track, yeah. Well, we already know my worst. Phil seems.

Once you're best, give me a good best, Tim. Give me something positive to take away from this game. I mean, my best was the arm branch, how dominant he looked. Every possession, he was just doing his thing. He just... French just how dominant he looked every every possession. He was just doing his thing. He just and doing it in front of friends and family too. They say he had a sold 25 tickets this game or something. Yeah.

And they now wasn't even enough. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And then he was looking like where's the first round pick? Yep. That's lucky. I it just it pissed me off thinking about it. And I'm just like how many years like how dominant or like where could he have been if he had stayed like what the

Patriots the entire time like where would he have ended up in the ranking the annals of NFL history, it just went on lifelong history. Yeah, cuz because him and Tom Brady had some like a connection. Oh, yeah, I'm real chemistry. Yeah, I'm real. It just makes me hate Baloch. I just You were supposed to be able to check that no go that too. And then the other thing I did have another worth. It was just just him Dwight. He just this was in the game that he got to show cases.

Yeah, well, he, he has a former Falcon 2. He seemed like he was pretty chippy about this game. Like he was, he was the app in the whole time, it was on the field, which wasn't very much, but yeah. Every time he fair caught the ball, he was trying to start fighting. I can't get courage to him. Yeah. He was another one that was pissed when he had whenever he had the care catchable. Yep. Yeah. All right, I'll give you one last positive note to leave this on. One of the non-patriot highlights was a touchdown by Walter Peyton's son, laying for the Titans. a touchdown by Walter Peyton's son playing for the Titans. And apparently he had like, he wasn't obviously Walter Peyton. He was a regular football player.

And it worked his way through like the world league or whatever it was called. Like the... Yeah. And finally got his chance to start. I don't even think he started when he was playing for the Titans and scored a touchdown for them. Pretty cool. So, Walter Peyton's son, royalty, baby.

It's gonna be a tough, you know, burden to bear growing up. Right, yeah. And I feel like if that were me, like, you can footballs like Tom Brady's kids like they can't play football Because you won't be Tom Brady. He's a Jordan kid. Yeah, literally anything else. I can think of squash sports. Yeah Like off pickleball pickleball done Tom Brady playing pickleball. Yeah, really good. Yeah, they could play they could play real video game golf simulator golf like a play fake video game golf. See golf. Well, they can play fake video game. Oh, well, these are better on your knees. I've heard.

Do we want to do a bad? No. I don't want to keep engaging Andy. This is going to be like, we're going to be here for like 20 minutes. I'm ready to be done. I think I'm out. That's all I got. I took a lot of notes. All right. What's

next week, Steve? Fuck a vinyl. Typical. Page was traveling to Inbesco Field at Mile High. A terrible name for field. Take on Mike Shana, his Denver Broncos coming in. Let's keep four and one in them right in high at mile high. Ain't there I see, bro. You know all about that. No, I've actually never been at Denver. I wasn't talking about the Denver part. We will see if the Patriots can continue this win streak or if they're going to keep bouncing back and forward to women's and losses because they still have not lost to an arrow since 2002. Not too shabby. And I feel like they won't for a long time. That was a pretty long record.

So that's all we will see you next week on the Patriots Dynasty podcast. So we will seal it. Radios. Oh, I turn it next week to see how much of a blubbering little bitch Greg, you on the page of its day as the podcast. If he fucking shows up.