Patriots Dynasty Podcast - Emergency Podcast: Future of the Dynasty

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

Ever wondered why the Brown brothers don't do a normal, current Patriots podcast? Here's your chance to find out. If you're looking for actual analysis, this ain't the place. If you're looking for a different take on the Patriots draft, carry on.Show Notes:What is briping? It's a real thing, I promise: https://briping.com.My Octopus Teacher is on Netflix. Here's the trailer.If you've ever wanted to be a dick to people from the perspective of a goose, this is your game: Untitled Goose Game.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/patriots-dynasty-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

this is Christine Brown and while I have to listen to this podcast as my motherly duty you have the choice not to my sons sometimes say some naughty things when they're trying to be funny but really they're just being stupid you still want to listen go right ahead I am not your mother welcome back to the Patriots Dynasty podcast have an emergency podcast again I guess this is I feel like we say emergency podcast but they're becoming more regular that it feels like the boy who cried wolf so maybe this is just a non-historical podcast this is an emergency it is an emergency yeah okay

let me go get an emergency sound for us yeah we just need to cut that and put it alright I'll make sure I pull that call the amber lamps call the amber lamps amber lamps that's a pretty good name for it because they do have amber lamps aren't they even sounds a little bit like amber alert all right so we are here not to talk about the page of the past but the pages of the future because we are recording this Monday May 3rd 2021 and the NFL draft 2021 draft has just happened well before we start can I make a public apology Andy depends on who it's you I forgot your birthday I want to go on the record say I feel very bad

about it and I'm an idiot and I'm a dope I also want to go on the record and because I also forgot your birthday happy belated 52nd in my defense you're all this shit I keep having to do the math because I stopped counting after I don't even know when I stopped counting a while ago but I believe it's 38 30 I just know the entire Brown family forgot my birthday and the best part is I talked to mom the day after my birthday and we had a whole conversation and she still don't recognize that's true I had to call mom on my birthday last birthday actually yeah I've had to do that too mm-hmm so apology accepted thank god

I don't feel bad I honestly felt bad Andy or written on our family calendar mmm that's even worse we got a thing every day well I'm not that worried about I had a great day so what did you do let's see when got fancy coffee went for a hike in Pataka way no yeah that's a 38 year old thing to do fucking right oh and then we went to the salt cave which is dope in Exeter and shout out to the Salil salt cave I think who's the name of it is that where like NFL Twitter lives it's where the Jets Twitter live yeah your portable travel foofy coffee maker thing on your little trip to the salt cave that's a real question no I didn't

need I had somebody make me foofy coffee for me make myself on my birthday yeah yeah I guess very 38 of you mm-hmm but I am bribing now wait what is what is bribing a bribe is a new coffee tool if you will and I guess we're doing this on on a page podcast that's cool it is a brew pipe so it's literally like a copper pipe that you fill with coffee grounds and water and then you it comes with like a fucking diesel lighter and you basically free base coffee it's awesome oh shit dude it's like the size it's like the size of a pipe it's a kind of yeah your crack piping coffee dude the kind of yeah so it's awesome but if you go to bribing.com and I'll put this in

the show notes because I guess this is what we're doing and just the the video on the home page will tell you all you need to know it's the douchiest thing you've ever seen and I bought it as a joke and it is a coffee maker it's the best thing I've ever done this dude looks like he's smoking a ball it was so good yeah it was it was so good and so funny of a of a gag thing that I when I told Erin about it and showed it to her she was laughing so hard she couldn't be mad at me was her words is it one of those like intense sliders like the yeah oh yeah yeah it's like you could you could make crumb delay with this motherfucker yeah one of those yeah it's legit butane yeah filling it scared the shit out of me have you ever heard of the coffee that that

animal eats and shits it out the civet yeah yeah yeah I have not had it have you yeah when we were in Indonesia that was it I mean I don't I know it was all thick which was kind of like disconcerting but so is all the coffee there so yeah fair enough mm-hmm I met the civet that had shitted out really yeah I was like a little buddy so the problem with that is uh because it got popular people are over there are now like caging civets the cats and basically force feeding them the berries so that they will shoot out the coffee bean good it's like you know what we're top of the food chain Andy we need horse feed civets coffee grinds if we want to stay on the top baby yeah all right oh you're full huh I don't think so little buddy all right let's let's get to the

the top of your power rankings on the pages draft picks top of the power rankings let's do this power rank them instead of just going by the numbers I think we all know who they picked up we do I miss I'm assuming you guys watched the draft that's all that's what I did to repair I didn't know do you watch the whole thing oh no not that god no I mean a bits and pieces of it but that's shits unwatchable all right so we're power rafting then the power ranking my number one is they're funnily enough their last pick Trey Nixon wide receiver out of central Florida they picked in the seventh round that's who you're that's who you're most excited about because that pick was Ernie Adams pick and it was the last pick he's doing because this is his last draft with the

Patriots he's retiring so you think that guy's gonna be wicked good Bill Belichick gave him gave Ernie Adams free reign to pick where everyone and this is who he picked and apparently the last seventh round wide receiver that Ernie Adams had a hand in there's your boy David Gibbons yeah so Trey Nixon super excited that's who you're most excited about I am on board I'm standing Trey Nixon I'm not saying like Trey Nixon's gonna be bad but we got a bunch of like really also like that's real close to Trot Nixon yes so you can get like the the Trey Nixon Trot Nixon like combo jerseys and fucking oh yeah doesn't have the best name though do some dirty dogs shit whatever they call themselves back in the day

but I yeah I mean so so that's number one I think number two has to be Joshua Bledsoe again based on name and name I'm just gonna catch you off there you're going you're just going in reverse order here no ranking backwards so no because he was he was there second he was the third to last pick do you not like the Patriots picks do you think they made bad picks I love their picks but your favorite is the seventh round guy and your second favorite is the sixth round guy yeah okay just all right keep going we're power ranking that you all I mean you didn't say like how I had to rank these you didn't say like in terms of like who's gonna be the the most with this power ranking mean to you well for me it's um meme ability I guess content wise I agree here I agree here

because you have fucking let's be honest we have no fucking clue how good any of these people the scouts have no clue how good these guys are going to be the only way you can grade a draft is by how entertaining do they appear to be as a like as like a reality television character which is what they essentially are in that case Andy why are you not going by name true there's some there's a completely my second pick my my second pick was literally based on the name Joshua Bledsoe yeah but you're gonna bury William Sherman Ramondres dude it's civil he's named after civil war guy it's fucking kick ass Cameron McGrone that's sneaky hilarious name McGrone I mean but if we're going based on name alone

like obviously the top man Andy that's actually pretty good nice nicely done that's a very good bourbon isn't it but if we're going top pick like obviously the answer is Mac Jones because his middle name is McCorkle Michael McCorkle Jones like I mean it like it's it's almost he's hilarious yeah so the one thing the only thing so far I don't like about Mac Jones is he doesn't have a good nickname also he's got childbearing hips episode-wise so I find that endearing about him the real question is how can you flip him around do you guys do you agree yeah he has childbearing hips sure so I I was like when I was like what

player what quarterback would I want like going into the draft I was like you know Justin Fields looked like an electric player to watch yep he got Trey Lantz who just looks cool and he'd be like fun to watch I was like anybody but Mac Jones because he's a stiff and he's like a dork I was like I don't want him at all and then they drafted him and when I saw him strutting down that stage and just like power walking and just like snags the hat I was I did a complete 180 and I'm like I'm fully on board with Mac daddy that power walk was like mama brown going into school to tell off a teacher who had done you wrong that's like a sashay dude his hips were I watched it like 10 times later it was a power mob walk is what it was it was a power walk just

someone's get the business and he had a little smirk on his face he looked super comfortable out there dapping up the bell yeah what do you say I always I always wanted to be in the Patriots don't tell nobody he says to the camera yeah I love him I love him I'm a big fan and I'm just a walk he's like the way he walks in the picture of him with the cigar being fat dude super relatable which looks just like the the Tom Brady uh what's it picture the carline picture yeah that's his problem though he's gonna be compared to Brady so much he is that's sort of why I wanted to trade Lance because I felt we had Cam Newton he's similar and is a different offense so it'd be harder to compare him versus Brady but it looks like we're gonna run it back with the whole Brady

offense yes sir which I'm I'm I'm fine with it's just gonna be you're gonna probably start the year with cam right I think you'd have to yeah and then like halfway through we do transition him we got change whole offense up also I'm I'm fully on board with cam Newton I think he's gonna do a lot better than he did last year who all right in the playoffs this year who's the starter do you think cam Newton you think cam's gonna be starter Andy what do you think Greg um team other than Patriots wow yeah we didn't make the playoffs last year yeah but we're also starting to kind of guys in pre-agency right we built all the uh all the uh the negative spots on this team so I'm gonna go down defeated Greg saying they're not going they're not making the playoffs Steve

where do you sit I think it's gonna be Mack Jones I think maybe he even wins it out of camp Jesus I don't think so unless I think unless cam Newton's injured it's his job to lose I think either like they're gonna go all year with cam or a no mac and the next year mac or mac will win right out of the gate but at some point they're gonna make a have to make a switch I think they'll go all year with cam except for the games that they're blowing out the jets and then you'll see some McCorkle yeah we gotta come with a better nickname you're right so the one that I the one that I came up with the best I could do was um similar to how the Eagles had their backup quarter back starting in the playoffs and they had big dick nick there you go big sack mac which I think

kind of works both ways because if he if he's brady esque um and he can he can uh sack up in in the those the ends of games and you know pull things pull games out at the end that works or if he's more blood so escrow cam Newton's again he takes a lot of sacks still works yeah see that's the downside of that name it's kind of negative to it too you know it could I mean big dick nick I mean we've talked about big dick dummies on this podcast so it has a negative connotation I mean I think we should just start by calling him McCorkle like yeah he's then you'll you'll spin off that you know cork yeah pull cork sandwich McCorkle oh that's pretty good oh that's not bad ready corks and knives knives and corks I've seen corks corks and knives so so when does

McCorkle become a verb and when he just like he chucks a deep bomb and he just like McCorkles it yeah he he on McCorkles yeah instead of when corks it he was one field yep also did you see his dad no but then you know they're interviewing parents right after people got drafted oh yeah this guy looked like a straight-up mongoloid really yeah I mean he like once he started talking he seemed normal but they just the the image of him he's just like he's got this like massive head and like wide shoulders he's so exact opposite of his son yeah yeah it's just a tiny little dude yeah but I did like this story it felt very brady-esque I mean if we're going to compare him let's fucking do it off the bat of when he went when McCorkle was running the like scout team in Alabama

and he kept I guess the four here's the the quote was former Alabama safety Jared made and recall the time in practice when Jones was burning the Crimson Tides defense as a scout team quarterback he kept connecting on deep passes for wide receiver Tyrell Shavers and eventually saved and told Jones to knock it off so the team could work on other stuff according to Maiden Jones had a surprising response well tell your defense to stop it Jones told Saban there's a scout team quarterback being told Nick fucking Saban of Alabama no fucking tell your defense to stop it that's that's some balls yeah it's got a big sack you know that's what I'm saying big sack Mac baby big sack Mac from the beginning and also uh what's his name um Jeff Howe

our boy Jeff Howe um wrote a thing on the Atlantic about how Mac Jones basically willed himself onto the uh like the recruiting circuit by just like inviting himself to all these different like quarterback camps and stuff and like hitting up the guys on Twitter like the guys that ran it and like every time somebody would like every time they'd rank a quarterback ahead of him he would like go through that person's QB tape and like basically shit all over it and be like I can't believe you ranked this guy over me like this is look he does this wrong he's terrible throw it out and look at I can do so much better than that and basically like got himself invited all these camps just through pure like like Twitter trolling almost

and then went out and like won all the competitions and stuff it's a very millennial way to get his right it's like the millennial Tom Brady I don't know though because he talked shit online and then he backed it up in person most of the shit he talked online is never backed up that's true it's a good point except for this podcast we back up all our stuff yeah we stand by all our takes and we apologize for things like missing your birthday right we stat check we stat check every every stat that we we talk about um and get all of them right well speaking of stat checking I'm gonna throw out a stat that I'm not sure is true yes but I feel like I heard it somewhere that he had like a better statistical year than Joe Barrow did the year before I know

he set the record for completion percentage with like 77 percent or something ridiculous yeah 4500 yards 41 touchdowns four picks four interceptions yeah which people are just saying just because Alabama's really good but so is LSU LSU was fucking had Jamar Chase who's yeah drafted higher than any of those receivers on Alabama yeah no they dominated and uh model was hurt all last year too let's see uh Joe Barrow's last year 76.3 percent completion percentage lower 5600 yards 60 touchdowns 60 touchdowns I don't think there's many games this year though right 13 games this is this was through 15 games so okay yeah so yeah so he would have thrown another 20 touchdowns in those two games undoubtedly it was averaging like four or five a game right

something like that either way Joe Barrow stoked on the only thing I don't like about the Mack Jones pick is how much the media liked it you came in the media hated it at least around here oh really oh I hate everything Andy I know they didn't like the pick they didn't well they're like well if they if the Patriots really like Mack Jones it would trade up to get them even though they didn't why would you have to get in if you could get him by not trading up right uh well that just shows that they they didn't really want them they just picked the best player left no I think it was the best they're not sold on him so they don't give a fuck so sort of whatever you came out of there and the pages I mean they're lucky they don't have to

give anything up to get a quarterback right if they don't get a quarterback right there if all of them are gone beforehand it probably would have been a much worse draft but maybe and getting there hopefully that's who they wanted to assume if they didn't they would have picked them you know right yeah but they they were all bent out of shape about the page didn't trade up to get like Justin Fields or someone like that but basically that would have crossed next year's first round draft so right what would you what would you rather have Justin Fields and no first round draft next year or Mack Jones and a first round pick how can the Bears keep just throwing first round draft picks at things they they gave one to get a Trabisky they gave up two

for Khalil Mack yep they just gave up one for Justin Field like where are all these I'm a little surprised I have any like 20 30 first round picks you know good point well I mean at the way that they they keep losing it nobody that was responsible that's gonna be left when when it comes time to call that in anyway that's true smart moves yeah that's the next guy's problem fuck it I'm trying to win now in my favorite draft picks though I have a I have a different one at least initially and maybe for next year I would say I'm listening Barmore yes I love this pick well he was the he was like rated as a first round pick he was supposed to be like the best defensive lineman in the draft and everybody's saying like he might go

like top half of the first round and then he just didn't well did you watch the college football playoffs last year the only culture ball I watched yeah yeah and he was a fucking unstoppable in those you're reminding me of you're reminding me of like college basketball where one kid is just more athletic than the others yeah and he was like that he was just no one had an answer for him yeah I mean I didn't watch Alabama all year except for those games either but based on those two games I was like this guy is clearly the best player on the field on defense without a doubt and everyone's like but he only plays hard in the big games like oh he played pretty fucking good in the playoffs he does awesome if he does that in the playoffs for us sweet

yeah there's been a lot of like veiled accusations as to why he's not uh he didn't get drafted higher and yelps I don't they're like almost too veiled so I have no idea like why it fell but it was like character issues or like he was late to show up to class and late to show up to practice and meetings and stuff so I don't know I don't know it feels a bit like a hit job just because of who it's coming from um basically it wasn't but he fell right he fell so it's there's something in there you mean you know Belichick had to have talked about to say even about this you know if they'd moved on me played for LSU or any other team you know you feel differently than if it was for someone you think he's pretty close with who'd be like yeah this kid's fine or

this you can have a good time with this yeah but how much to the college coach is now either well where did it come from? How long was he at Alabama? Right. At least two right right so probably he's one of the best players on the defense he probably knows us somewhat well yeah I mean you'd have I'm just saying he drafted Aaron Hernandez and yeah Aaron Hernandez just I'll kill them people every other week so yeah but how good do they still do the Wonderlick? I didn't hear the Wonderlick talked about all this hearing anything? Who's talking about the Wonderlick score? I don't know I was stoked on him I think because there's trouble stopping the run has been super

frustrating and this guy looked like an absolute he was so awesome in college football playoffs that and if he is lazy you have a pretty good rotation there right now yeah this guy's assigned and brought back it's true yeah I mean you've got decent depth already at those with that spot but and I think what you're really saying about Barmore and like Belichick talking to Sabin about him I think you can say the same about Mack Jones as well I bet there's some extensive conversation between the two about how Mack Jones would fit into the Patriots organization so that's why I feel more comfortable with them picking him when they did well according to his walk he's gonna fit in great right Greg according to his walk yeah he's confident Mack Jones

oh yeah for sure and I think he was yesterday or today he was on twitter playing as himself on Madden against the Bucks just like a badass that's all I care about entertainment fact meme ability he's got it and like just having like a a boring like moderately cool quarterback I'd rather have a complete nerd that doesn't seem to know he's a stiff hell yeah and like has this like unwarranted swag I'm all in on that you know I do yeah I'm with you the quiet ones you gotta watch out for like uh Dishon Watson yeah yeah exactly mm-hmm but I mean with that and Cam Newton the two of them in that quarterback room that's gonna be cool wow I'd love to see how they interact can you imagine I bet I bet they're great friends I bet they come fast friends

I bet you're right Andy because all of Cam Newton's teammates love him that's true I don't think that's gonna be any different and he's gonna be able to play that mentor role fuck yeah you're right right I just want to see if um McCorkle starts to dress like Cam Newton I wonder if he gets any style tips from because that'd be that'd be like chef's kiss top of the yeah that'd be very Ryan Fitzpatrick II right yeah oh god yeah that's exactly what it'd be like he does seem to have this little same sort of little spunk that Fitzpatrick does too yeah yeah I love it I love Fitzpatrick uh let's see who else picked the defensive end from Oklahoma that's great um been stocking up on defensive ends I'm

happy with that this guy was all here the best highlights of anybody we drafted you think so yeah do you get awesome highlights all right he's a beast dude I mean yeah he did guy can come off the end but you got so you got him you got Matt Jude on Kyle Van Noisback and you got Chase Winovic and Josh Uche like that's a fucking pretty legit core of pass rushers there I think. Inferny Jennings? Yeah yeah yeah we're gonna put him in the positive column let's do it. He's kind of positive dude I think this guy can be sweet I mean again the same thing is Barmore he's not gonna be asked to show up and play 60% of the snaps they're gonna put him in for just pass rushing and he looked like a lot like Chandler Jones he's got that like long

leaning long arms and like a quick bend around the edge it was all his highlights are you should definitely watch him. I love listening to Steve Scout players yeah it's the best he says all the right things he says it with such confidence yeah because I'm I'm pretty sure he has no idea. Yeah if you have a problem just see me on Twitter Indy okay that's if I could find you I would when your zero followers you little bitch do you even have a Twitter account? I don't think you do do you? You don't have a Twitter account do you? I don't think so. I don't even know how Twitter works you know. Yeah there's a zero percent chance I join Twitter. Your word. I think you'd like to know why because you just are you the people

yeah it's people like fake arguing I don't argue with anybody online people that like think they're like so like witty and snappy online and like set trying to sass people those people are the worst thinking that they're fucking so much funnier and better than everyone fuck those people wait so that right right there that right there would have killed it on Twitter yeah no I'm about building people up online you know yeah yeah but now that I'm positive or funny comments only that's what we do that's what we do mm-hmm pages Dianesee podcast another page Dianesee Twitter account we're all about that shit yeah and from what I understand of Twitter it's just a sass pool of like people like trying to get internet points for being dickheads yeah oh yeah we're not a popular

account because we we keep it positive although we are blocked by a brady hater and by um who's the globe writer bob ryan we're blocked by him too oh good because like bob ryan yeah because uh I don't remember how it came up but remember we're doing the 2001 season at the end of the season he's like oh they should just uh they should lose to carolina on purpose so they don't have a bi-week because they're they have like too many bi-weeks at the end of the season and so I like brought that up to him on Twitter I'm like oh yeah and he blocked me so I went on with the with my other account like my my account I'm like I don't know why you block I don't know why you block this because you literally said that and I posted the clip of the globe article and then he blocked me there too did not respond

you just say you just kind of drag up his terrible old takes yeah fuck that accountability son you're right Greg Twitter is a cesspool yes that's cool dude that's cool I'm a whole people accountable shit they say you can't just get away with it accountable dude and you just just imagine if anybody held us accountable to what we say that'd be fucking hysterical that'd be awesome we because we would lean into it other like these soft little bitches like oh no anybody that calls me out for being wrong I'm just gonna block them yeah fuck off that's kind of true I have a conversation about it bro well you got to come in good faith yeah I did I do it in person too I don't buy that I don't buy that originally I did Greg's Greg's approach of you know positive only yeah Bob I love

your writing smack whole school hot take that I don't I don't love Bob's writing though I guess you don't follow him that's the point right well are you following someone you dislike I didn't I just came across it because somebody is talking about it and then you went out of your way to twice coffee well once he blocked me I should go personal oh now it's first so that's right you know what you should find someone you do like and say hey that was a really good point let's discuss this further I already did I reach out to Jeff how and you might come on the podcast because of it hell yeah see that's why Twitter is good fucking right so eat a dick Greg Brown I will know I will still never join Twitter every time I read like any of it I'm like this is just

depressing can't be yeah it can be a lot of doom scrolling but we don't do that we don't only follow positive people good speaking of people we follow we follow Ramon de Stevenson now he's on Twitter oh Ramon de this guy looks sweet like like I know yeah I can see him getting some touchdowns next year at the goal line yeah he'll definitely get some chances yeah it's good because it's not like a back we currently have you know we have a lot of smaller guys yeah and he's just he's one of those guys that can't run away from people but also doesn't need to like all his highlights are him like taking his sweet ass time getting through the hole and just like meandering through it and then just kind of like jogging away from people and they're all trying to tackle him and

they just can't he's just like too big and too strong and they'll keep falling off him and he picks up like 10 yards like there was no there was no big runs from him because he doesn't have any breakaway speed or nothing but he's that perfect you're right he's he's the perfect blunt force trauma kind of guy it's exactly super similar yeah do you think he likes china food I don't know chinese food I would assume so remember the running back from Green Day the fat guy that like went off season he tweeted about loving china food like 30 times and then showed up to camp like 50 pounds overweight you'd be like man I gotta be honest I'm addicted to china food like you was this is like semi reset he was like a big back already I remember Eddie lacy

Eddie lacy yes lacy new deal resurfaces his china food addiction dude just loved eating this is like us craving china food who wants to bring me some china food I want china food all caps a lot of it kind of food time maybe china food then I'm coming back to clean this room since I didn't yesterday china food stopped them finally back to my room hashtag long day off to get some china food ebb and back in the crib for the night fwm craving china food all caps again I'm about to go get some china food smiley face this china food I'm about to go get though lots of greater than emojis about to eat some china noodles and watch takers china food it is I can't stop thinking about eating china food smh sad face sad face you think you'd make

him happy I think I fucking killed that sounds like you've got some sort of problem yeah yeah I think it was like it ultimately came out that he did have like a serious food addiction yeah well because he just like couldn't stay yeah in football weight yeah and he was like a pro bowler like the year before he showed up with good fat that's right yeah I remember that yeah it happens the best of us I also often crave chinese food I had chinese food tonight oh damn you lucky son of a bitch mm-hmm I love chinese food so yeah hermonda stephenson seems like a cool dude though I'm in on him positive vibes can you tweet at him and just ask if he likes china food no I'll probably get you canceled these days yeah I think I was like that's why I asked how long

we can't even like mispronounce chinese like is that is that offensive in any way china food basically means the same thing as chinese food you just kind of like grammatically incorrect it's got some whole like china virus vibes to it though nowadays doesn't it does it I don't know it's food and he loves it yeah I'm with I'm sort of Greg is he you say I want some india food people be like yeah okay what they know food from india no they're like you're an idiot it's indian food right but it's not like offensive to chinese people it's just grammatically incorrect yeah the country instead of yeah and I have to say uh china food like the the words themselves actually has like a nicer ring to it than chinese the chinese food yeah i agree the way the words

fit together and props to me for not saying that in an asian caricature accent just now but yeah we're also not gonna do that to the new patient's running back we just got drafted why he doesn't need that he does need that we're not gonna call him eddy lazy fucking eddy lazy went to the pro bowl bro yeah pre china food he's definitely eating tons of china food in college too who didn't he showed up he showed up in 267 said carol wanted him in his 240s which is still pretty hefty yeah so 30 pounds overweight for reference remandre stevensson is 227 511 christian barremore who probably might play

nose tackle 311 even eddy lacy playing nose tackle be awesome that'd be dope if he just leaned into it yeah wait how's it was uh sure he could do it it was a travis benjamin wasn't he uh one biscuit away from being a tight end yeah according to booger he showed the kid super fat ones everyone there's a picture going on the internet that everyone's making fun of just cesspool it's probably on twitter well have you guys seen that have you seen last chance of you no uh i've watched like a couple episodes here and there but i haven't actually oh it's must watch television is it really yeah i mean it's all like people like that are kind of like that where they're like oh super talented but there's some piece missing whether it's like

i got some issue grades or eating or you know anger management and like watching like trying to coach those people is like fascinating yeah because you like like you actually get to see like what kind of people they are and they're not bad people they're just you know there's something they're battling outside of what their talent is and it's like really interesting to see how they like manage that and like who you can tell like makes it and who doesn't it's yeah it's good stuff ever played in nfl uh yeah i think i think blunt actually did uh he was from the school that they were the show was about is that after he punched the dude correct yeah let's see and now they're doing a basketball one they just did the first year of basketball it's sweet it's good

good show highly recommend also another recommendation i'm just going to make this recommendation for mom because i know she's listening my octopus teacher yeah did you see it good wicked wicked good wicked yeah that dude's a fucking psychopath psycho he takes fucking hippie to a whole different level oh my god yeah but i want to be friends with an octopus yeah i'll i'll say it right now i feel that's a lot of work greg you know what you can do to make up for miss my birthday you can buy me an octopus for my birthday mm calm calm iron or preferably a library okay see the way it works for an app no problem yeah so who haven't we talked about talked about william sure grown best we haven't really talked about

name in the draft that's not true but best thing the page is drafted hmm camry and i pulled mcgrine i like the mcgrown ass man that's that's man that's good too yeah that's funny grown ass man yeah that's that's that's a solid grown ass man i like that one steve so he went towards acl recently so he's gonna be out in the first full year they said it's not yeah get over a torn acl in like six months nowadays i know right especially if you just take the right um steroids like element or um arison yeah yeah the best name in the draft though rishard wild goose so actually the athletic did call him on this do you want to hear some because they broke it down a different list like different sections and i did it me and my friends

did a whole draft where we picked every single player in the draft and see who the page is a draft and okay all right and so we went by funny name first all right and i think rishard wild goose was our winner that's pretty good uh puka williams jr is not bad daniel archibong uh let's see what else we got here larry roundtree the third let's see worst team fits atlanta falcons and william sherman william tecum said sherman best best name for a magical horse harry trodder oh future chris berman nicknames all right here we go no richard lacount of mon of montecristo not bad yeah josh i'm a tour behaviors kids i don't even know how to pronounce that so that one might be wrong that one not not jason away in a manger oh yeah joshua can do attitude can do attitude

can do a little stretch the perfect stranger josiah bronson pinot pin chopped yeah they try too hard although berman does do a bunch of like deep references yeah those ones a little too deep though not worth chasing after rishard wild goose there it is best name to imagine scoring a touchdown narrated by maryl reese good lord shout out uh to noose the goose from my elementary school it's kind of a nerdy kid he didn't recess he just used to he'd run around the the yard like honking like a goose like to noose the goose oh i wonder if that's what the uh there's a computer game called the untitled goose game i don't know if you've ever seen it but if you haven't just google it real quick um and

basically you play it as a goose and you run around honking and uh being the biggest asshole you can as a goose yeah just being a real asshole goose and it's fucking great honking at people yeah i highly recommend it yeah we're gonna have some weird fucking show notes today i think what do we say we're doing uh oh yeah the the bribing oh yeah also did you hear my octopus teacher did you did you hear about that company who had the the funny name list of people they worked with that guy yeah i'm shook right now i bet you are it was a big company too right yeah um yeah campers yeah everyone's resigning from it a third of the people quit over a funny name list no it was because then the the company

swung hard the pendulum swung hard the other way and so now they're not allowed to talk about politics if you work for the company no politics and their whole thing at base camp was like super uh like they were super open about all that sort of stuff and like super transparent and yeah yeah yeah and so now they're basically like never mind we're not anymore so people are quitting i'm gonna stand by my funny name hall of fame because it was not just Asian people there was there was a few Asian people on there i'll admit that but Kurt Guggenberger he was not Asian i was like oh it's oh yeah and he was the first ballot hall of famer i bet she was voted on as such as you was voting on this thing either this is a group

decision here uh-huh you send them like a little letter in the mail congratulations send them a plaque Kurt Guggenberg with a third no Kurt names made up by aliens isaia louder milk isaia with two ages michael d1 for d w u and f o u r jack bath the fourth jack bath the fourth jack bath the fourth we did not run to that guy in our draft here's what i'm saying he's from uh office of lineman colorado school of mines like mine i'm my n e s mines that sounds from the offensive line that guy sounds i can just picture him yo yeah jack bath the fourth and there have been some good names dn for an ema griff that's dope what was your opinion on the uh the presentation of the draft by apc cbs

the draft is just hard to watch because there's so little content brutal to watch all commercials like it used to be what two days and it used to just be like on the weekend i think or something yeah saturday sunday yeah and that was perfect that's all that's all it needed to be and now like everything in the nfl has turned to this like huge long thing just to get extra days worth of i don't know tv money or whatever the fun i thought it was marginally better than last year though remember they did like the the sorrow olympics or whatever the hell they were calling it we're like everybody had a story about like always fucking cousins cousins nice remove got shot in fucking middle school sounds like jesus right i was just relevant to this guy getting drafted exactly

that show was ridiculous that was that was rough they're all sitting in living rooms telling you about it yeah yeah but i mean they still like those like puff pieces that um they'd go to that one lady every time and she just do like the puff piece thing and it's just like uh because at that point you're just filling time right it's like watching fucking uh the one of those like singing show like american idol where it's like i don't i don't care like show me them singing just make them say football like i don't care about what happened just fucking tell me who the drafting i mean i did i did like the the like more of the behind the scenes stuff that you got but that's kind of more starting to come out now i think than it did like actually during the draft

what behind the scenes like like the videos of um like the patrons drafting mac jones and like how bella check went like asked everybody their opinion of like are you good with this are you good with this like literally went around the room and made sure everybody said yes before they pulled the trigger that sort of thing like that sort of stuff is cool to see because that's like it's football i want that inside view of like how this shit works all right i got you endy because you can't really get that in real time it's hard what they should do instead is just have brian baldinger break down all the highlights way more highlights way less people talking we just baldy breaking down the film on this guy who they just drafted that's all i want

yeah i agree but you can get a different like there that's the one thing that's like twitter's good for now is there's a a film guy for like every fucking team now so just get the film guy for whoever to like break down this guy's film like as as you're drafting him sort of thing like oh so the page draft mac jones we'll throw to the the the pager's guy he's gonna she's gonna go through and like show you why you should be excited the pagers pick mac jones you know good point and you're right might be tough but see that like cubicle situation they had in the back room too that's when i started to turn on mac jones is when like a couple of his teammates got picked and he like like caught up with him as they were walking out on the stage and like congratulated him he like

ran out there and so i was like that's kind of a cool move yeah that's a leader that's leadership shit right there yeah and it's somebody's not even gonna be on his team anymore so it's kind of just being like a genuine guy of being like oh i'm happy for my yeah yeah team works up for barren more yeah it's kind of cool yeah and then he like i think he was by himself back there kelly kept pointing it out she's like oh this poor guy he's got nobody with them i was like i don't know i think his parents are there just on the shot yeah and then when he got picked he just started walking right out when everybody else like kissed their family and shit i was like you might be right kill it it's guys couldn't even get a family member to come chill with them

on the big of his day i'm sure he went up to cleveland by himself drove himself turned everything that's amazing you like that hell yeah yeah self self reliance that's another quality also question uh logistics of draft day say you're like a projected first round guy and you don't get picked yeah do you wear the suit the same suit the next day fuck yeah i would you would because those are definitely expensive suits that's what i'm saying i'm wearing for the whole goddamn draft whether you're drafted or not you know it's not a good question that's you endy because you couldn't give a shit about your parents you know what i would do i would wear the suit hey i look great yeah what is that thing no comment my shirt i mean it cool

this is an audio medium huh you guys you know to me it's a homemade shirt he's got a homemade shirt underneath his homemade shirt he's got here what you're saying is that a homemade hat too that's definitely a homemade hat i haven't listened to you later andy what what percentage of your current outfit did you design yourself my current outfit all of it undies as well i'm working on the undies yeah i'm i'm gonna get uh we're gonna have pages dynasi thongs for those interested they're unisex but you may have to buy them a little bigger if you're a guy okay can we can we get like one of those like thongs with like an elephant trunk where the where the penis would be or something funny like that you know we could

probably not a lombardi trophy let's go in the top or on it it just says um big sack mac no now we're okay nailed it yeah say it took on three of us so we got there just a tiny micro penis for two huge balls yeah they're like truck nuts but that you wear yeah it can be like a cow from sunny instead of the dick getting big it's the balls mm yeah oh man i'll work on that i'll get designs to you all right i'll pre-order 500 not to sell just for you yeah you're a new one every day for the next year yeah it's almost two years yeah yeah beautiful oh boy

all right what else what else you got going on about this draft boys uh want to talk about Aaron Rogers and what your thoughts are on him oh oh that's good um because Andy has some thoughts go on Andy i don't know i feel like i so there was something on reddit the other day about how his personality type like you know those like the ones with all the different letters like ENTF or whatever the hell it is mm-hmm basically means that Aaron Rogers is somebody who um is like a visionary and that means that like when he gets uh when he feels like slighted he won't back down and so he will basically go for the kill all the time and because he will like just he will keep going until he's right like he doesn't ever want to be wrong that sort of guy

so think of like a mike mellow if you will like he's gonna be right okay and he will argue with me eventually till you're right you know what i mean so that kind of guy and so like Aaron Rogers that kind of guy so i can see this going through ways either one and this is and he actually called the Aaron Rogers uh wanting the GM fired he's like so either that's gonna happen or he's gonna retire but that probably won't happen because he's still at the peak of his game so he doesn't want like he's still got that competitive fire you know because that's part of his the competitiveness or he gets traded and so really either the options are the GM gets fired or he gets traded yeah and i'm here for either of those are you team are you team rogers or team packers

uh i like to think that i am uh fighting for the working class against the man so i would say i'm for Aaron Rogers okay just not based on principle alone fuck the owners even if the owners are the citizens of green bay right also fuck green bay so yeah i'm all in on this Aaron rogers i'm on team rogers even though he's a dick yikes i think he's just doing everything he can to get traded right it's all the power he has so he's just i mean maybe we'll see if he actually sits the season out you know that's the ultimate power move but do you think he has a point steve i just yeah i mean at some point you drafted jordan love in the first round last year you have to make your change to him right why well that or or get rid of love right like do one of the

why why yeah hey Aaron rogers is the quarterback he's not the general manager so order back the team that's your job well yes um we talked about this in nfl contracts before in this podcast of like you could fire me at any time but i yeah i'm pro player in all contract negotiations but that's not his job to make decisions he's like being a pouty little bitch because like they drafted someone gets fucking real dude he's just trying to get out of green bay so he's doing whatever he can to get out of there then just come out and say instead of all his passive aggressive like dropping hints like i think it's more than confirmed reports like yeah well it's more that he like wants to have like a bit of a say and i don't think he wants to run the

draft he wants to have like a say and hey like can we improve this part of the offense in the draft you know because well that's something that came out that like uh of like since he's been a packer like the starting quarterback of the packers they haven't drafted an offensive player in the first round of the nfl draft except for last year where the draft is replacement but so what do you want him to do this year draft of receiver they had the number one offense in the league right so but that's that's the other side of it is that like the offense has never been the problem in green bay yeah reason they don't do well in the playoffs according to all the fucking Aaron Rodgers stands who come at me all the time every time i post

anything about brady is that uh well yeah Aaron rogers would be great if he had the defense that tom brady had like well they that's all they draft for so he probably should have had that thing it's a twitter thing he's talking about twitter again yeah no just in general i wear brainy stuff and people come up to me or understand is or people come up to me like y'all y'all you like tom brady like yeah i love him he's he's like a dad to me and then they stop talking to me and they walk away really quickly what we're talking about Aaron pouty rogers i think he's like i think he's just a beta you know he's like a bit of a okay you're allowed to be upset that they drafted your backup and you're allowed to be kind of slighted but like trying to like hold an organization's

feet to the fire and like being like resentful but just fucking play well enough that you don't lose your job you did you won the mvp last year all right go win a fucking super bowl stop complaining like it's all about like your approach to it you know it's like it's like brady did it perfect you could argue that like they sold out brady's best years as a pro by just being like nickle and diming and letting all these good players go for nothing and and it's like brady never said anything he just won super bowls you know it's true and then he got to the end of the career and he's like you know what i want to have fun and i want to do something for me and he's perfectly allowed to do go to Tampa yeah go do it baby go do what you gotta do but don't sit here and be like passive

aggressive with management and be like well i think they made a drastic last year that i didn't like you won a fucking mvp and made it to the nfc championship game stop complaining dude they fired the head coach for you like get the hell out of here dude you got what are we talking about you want to be in charge of everything it sounds like it yeah you don't have the resume to do that sorry bud that's not your job you're a fucking athlete your quarterback yeah he's the smartest guy in the field craig yeah go talk to john elway that worked out for him huh all right so so let's do let's let's say packers like you know we can't lose you you're in charge nexia's draft what does that draft look like i know right because it doesn't look like because

what is he's kind of like fucking do it like a madden fucking video game or i don't want all the white receivers and roti backs or does he go uh all right i trade uh the next three first round picks that green bay has this year next year in the year after that and myself to dallas for a six round pick peace i want to fire the gm i'll be amazing i'll fire the gm and hire my buddy i grew up with and he's sick and madden his name's kevin yeah yo what's up kevin yo who should we draft kevin watched a lot of film on twitter yeah he breaks film down for us he was gonna be on the draft shell but then he brought him in here instead oh boy and i mean aron rogers doesn't even his like brother doesn't they have no contact yeah

to me he says that he's like uh he's like not willing to let things go and just be a bigger man about things yeah it's like me some it's a little hard to live with yeah like i i hate both of you but i still come here every fucking week because i'm the bigger man you didn't even call india on his birthday yeah right bigger man and i'm the bigger man i came on here and made a public apology and admitted i was drunk you know what'd have been better than that you know i've been bigger than that what remembering birthday yeah you know i'm gonna give you a free pass to forget one of my significant events the india all right noted in fact i'm requesting that you call and congratulate me on my second anniversary whenever that day is okay because it would mean

a lot to me so if you forget i'm gonna be pissed your second anniversary of what my marriage okay all right all right oh i think man of this podcast yes i thought you're just gonna make something up it's like the time i bought my car of the second anniversary the day jordan love was drafted by the green bay pack put it in the calendar see i got i got a secret weapon erin knows all that shit just like off the top of her dome really so she's like oh don't you know it's joe's birthday today oh yeah what's joe's like your friend joe like how do you know my friend's birthdays they're just two okay so if you ever forget our birthday we should blame erin is that what you're saying did you call steve yet it's his birthday oh fuck

in my defense too like without facebook i'm fucking useless for any of that shit i've actually put it in my google calendar with a i know that's what i gotta do is actually write it in my calendar that i use yeah it's the only way that works for me i'm so bad with dates the fact that we're doing a history podcast is like a terrible yeah i mean i'm just self-centered yeah where i know you're i don't think about anybody except for myself like 98 percent of the time so you know the world revolves around that feels low yeah what is our next episode of the podcast steve you look handsome right now in this lighting doesn't he Andy oh my goodness i don't know what the lighting is but yeah you look very gorgeous any detail that's the key yeah that's what it is you're just

like so watch the other like an instagram filter yeah you got like a good you got some like cheek lines and fucking chin bones what the hell yeah what's up the fact you got the nears happening too that they make look a bit like a shadow okay now you're ugly again yeah short lips uh the next episode oh wait question what would you wear if you were on like in the draft show what would i i'm ready jersey like if i'm getting drafted yeah you're like a guaranteed first rounder uh is there a dress code 38 years old no it's not a dress code it could still happen steve this is america try hard enough yeah once i fix my knees i'm gonna be a fucking five star recruit yeah i mean i can throw it at least 20 yards and i'm pretty fucking accurate yeah exactly

so i i redshirted twice i still have like three and a half years of eligibility yeah and in the pictures draft andrew brown from penn state university new ham chair and umass amherst no and last chance university yeah nothing you went with you mass amherst i like that yeah i just think it's off the doll alabama yeah um yeah i have to wonder if there's just code because obviously i could wear my christmas onesie oh man that would be dope it's a full a full grown for those that don't know it's a full grown i'll probably post a picture of this too fucking um these show notes are gonna be great um

oh we've seen it and if you see it at christmas time all the time oh this isn't for you it's for the listeners is it a patriot's dynasty onesie that you've made yourself not yet but i wonder if i can i'm looking to that uh no it's a christmas onesie that has um reindeer's having sex and it says merry fucking christmas all over it oh so that would be i think that would get the people talking i think i think that would be i like to think that i'm an entertainer you can't wear the f word on national tv dude they're not gonna let you do that sure they are no they're not they might they won't but if not that then probably one of the tuxedos from dumb and dumber who's gonna wear the other one maybe i'll just wear both i'll cut them in half and have half

orange half baby blue with the top hat same thing mm-hmm i think i would wear the you have to have the cane too i think yeah i would wear the laramy tonsil uh bomb face mask gas nice thing as i'm walking on the stage it's just like a cloud full of weed yeah it's like legalized federally but again it's a kids show you can't be wearing that no well if it's legal you know all right so maybe uh i'm wearing a reversible jacket this is i'm waiting for Steve like no this is this is a family show i would come out and ask those chaps you know what i would do i would sell space on my jacket before it has an ad because i could finally make money because the nc double a wouldn't let me make money i'd either wear some sort of like pay the players or like i'm looking i'm a gigantic

Nike swoosh i sold out yeah okay enterprise they'll pick you up i'm really excited for uh being drafted by the Texans and enterprise will pick you up dude i'm just waiting for the day that someone gets a tattoo like they're paying people to get tattoos with fucking logos on them oh yeah we're heading there you know oh yeah yeah matter of time didn't some kid some people named their kid Espen after ESPN man but they regret that yeah i've got the kid does a program it's really gone downhill right jesus yeah that's a tough luck so if if you guys had what would you name your firstborn if you had full pick of the names uh i don't really care about the first name

but so you just wouldn't give a one fuck it just no no i want the middle names are you with the middle name what would the middle name be yeah i would it's gonna be what's your middle name uh well it was gonna be troi but now i'm leaning mcorkle no no you make the middle name what's your middle name well like who's on first asked at school what's your middle name he says what's your middle name and they do just that and then they go what's your middle name he gives what's your middle name and it could go right out of the wrap or just who this yeah i'll just say what's your middle name who you who what what's your name what he's on first yeah what no that's my first name

what brown what brown or some shade of brown like hazel or nut or dark or light yeah yeah i like that one dark brown danger downtown i don't know lots of stuff you do yeah white because you're white brown sometimes a naughty boy very naughty very naughty well that was as a reference to that we had a basketball team at work and my old job and there was two browns on it and one of them was a brown-skinned guy and then there was me so they were talking about personalizing our jerseys and we were going to put white brown and brown brown oh boy we we never got a man which is probably for the best yeah yeah a couple guys i work with one of them called the other guy white ryan there was no other ryan's in the in the company

was he like a very Caucasian acting man you know but then that somehow morphed into us calling him a white supremacist so always goes there yeah yeah so he was a an unwitting white supremacist it's like mcorkle he's that's a very Caucasian yeah that's pretty good yeah where's it come from like i feel like his that is someone has to be named mcorkle right you don't just pull that out of fucking nowhere sounds Irish to me yeah i mean you gotta be pretty drunk to come up with mcorkle so yeah Irish feels right or goose chase or whatever the fuck that guy's name was wild goose we're shot on kong baby i did there's a lot you can do with it like a way to name city it's his mother's maiden name yes interesting i always said i would name my children rock steady

and beep-op regardless of gender i like those two fucking monsters from you gotta have two of them though yeah we could just have one or three so we had ryan's story on the park couple mutants you know for the losing streak um and his whole thing uh was that he wanted to name his first born rice pilaf if you like the sound of it yeah pilaf is a good word yep or couscous the food so nice they named it twice all right we are completely off the rails couscous brown couscous brown first name cous and the only name cous the brown so nice they named it twice oh boy that would definitely make a top list of uh names at any place you worked

oh god god damn kirk guggenberger eat your heart out couscous brown's coming for that title this is some good draft analysis i think we nailed that then we covered all the insight that fucking abc was missing can't get this you can't get this from uh watching film can you oh god damn beautiful all right so uh next episode i think we're gonna go to bi-weekly right boys once we've we're gonna start doing from here on out because the weekly thing has been a little bit much so we do that we should look up when we made our guesses for how long the pandemic was gonna run uh we've already blown past that oh are you talking about the second guess i just remember making fun of you for things like november or something yeah uh you guys all said within a month

and then i said the september of that year and that was 2019 that's 2020 2020 beginning of 2020 we yeah so that so a tough look for all of us i was the closest and i'm still over a year out not good but yeah so uh the next episode we will be starting the 2004 nfl football season exactly i don't know who the new england page page is playing because i haven't done any work on that yet because i've been too busy doing my draft prep obviously coming up with uh names like big sack mac so that was what's been taking up my time but yeah so we will see you for the beginning of the 2004 season large scrotum jones big sack mac i get it your workshop that's a more great very naughty so until next time we'll see you on the pages dianese podcast