PBD Podcast - Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 228
Episode Date: January 20, 2023On this episode Patrick Bet-David and Bryan Callen will discuss: Steven Crowder's feud with daily wire Trump defending vaccines Why Joe Rogan is great for society The World Ec...onomic Forum Jeffrey Epstein's relationship with Bill Gates's ex-wife Protect and secure your retirement savings now with this complimentary precious metals guide. Go to http://goldco.com/pbd FaceTime or Ask Patrick any questions on https://minnect.com/ Want to get clear on your next 5 business moves? https://valuetainment.com/academy/ Join the channel to get exclusive access to perks: https://bit.ly/3Q9rSQL Download the podcasts on all your favorite platforms https://bit.ly/3sFAW4N Text: PODCAST to 310.340.1132 to get added to the distribution list --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pbdpodcast/support
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Did you ever think you would make it?
I feel I'm so close I can take sweet the theory
I know this life meant for me
Yeah, why would you bet on Goliath but we got bet David
Value payment, giving values, contagious, this world
I'm on your panoras, we can't no value to hate it
I'd be running home, you look what I've become
I'm the under one
Yeah Yeah Look what I've become. I'm the one. Yeah. Yeah.
All right.
So episode number, what are we on, rock?
228 with a B-back.
With a B-back.
Now, Adam's a Vinny.
By the way, thank you for turning Vinny's a mic off.
You know what?
I appreciate your hooray in the back.
They shot mine all the time.
Okay, you're back.
So I thought I was a B-back for two hours.
No, but anyways, Brian Callum is back on the podcast to use drasvitzy.
Drasvitzy.
What is that mean?
Chara show, maladzyma.
Chara show, speaking, he's getting hit with some russian dude.
Do you really speak russian?
I know, who said I spoke russian.
I know what chara show means good, but that's all I know.
What languages do you speak?
Bacfon say.
You do.
Guachame, yes.
Yes, or?
We'll see you know.
Really?
I go that easily in the French.
Now I speak German or no?
No, I wish I spoke Spanish.
Yeah, that's the one.
That's the love.
The love, the love language.
It's not the love language.
As a Citovig.
Adam's good.
Adam's good.
According to the bio, there was Russian there.
Is that what you're going with?
Yeah, I thought.
A Russian?
Yeah.
We also do walking, do you know might mean that might be me lying.
When people say what do you do? And I say things like I'm half Cherokee, you know, all this stuff.
Well, back in the day, I used to just say whatever.
By the way, how was your visit to Davos world economic forum? What was it like? Tell us about it.
Well, well, um, I was the climate like any like to do. We met in the middle of the Arctic and
and that's all I have to say.
By the way, you'll find out.
You'll find out.
Did you see, have you seen, okay, so for the people that are on,
we got a lot of things we wanna go through.
Stephen Crowder, we saw what happened with them
and DailyWires reaction.
Maybe we'll talk about that.
Anti-aging, have you seen the new thing that came up?
Anti-aging.
I haven't seen the new thing.
I've been following this.
I have friends who are obsessed with the wrong
Jevity thing.
Yeah.
And my thing is, you want to live past 100.
You ever see what a 100-year-old person looks like?
You look like the kind of thing you put on a portrait Halloween.
It doesn't get better than that.
It's not like you're 100 and you go,
can't wait to live another 20 years and look like this.
That band-aids on their face.
Can you imagine the guys at Davos, everybody's like,
said, have you guys already figured it out? Or no, we need an anti-aging stuff like right away. Because you imagine the guys at Davos, everybody's like, have you guys already figured it out or no?
We need an anti-aging stuff right away
because it's only gotta be for us, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Did you guys hear about the Beyonce 24 million
auto deal or no?
For one hour.
For one hour in Dubai.
One hour in Dubai.
Yeah, I haven't, okay, we'll talk about that.
We'll talk about that.
She's performing in Dubai for one hour.
They paid her 24 million for one hour.
Wow.
And then I'm sure you guys have a lot of feedback
and commentary on the new beautiful Martin Luther King statue,
which is just the work of art, you know.
It reminded me of David Beckham when he was first gifted
the fake statue and it was like a prank.
Oh my God.
They were playing on him.
I don't know if you've seen that.
It's sick.
I haven't seen this new.
And then we got Facebook and Instagram officially.
I know you were very happy about this.
That nipples are now. Now you're playing nipples and I got band and Instagram officially. I know you were very happy about this that nipples are now
Nipples and I got bad for doing something. Yeah, so so again a lot of stuff going on
But did you see did you see the speeches at Davos? I didn't see I've watched some of it
You know my my thing about Davos and and all of this is it
Anytime you get people who have gotten to where they've gotten,
there becomes this idea that here we are,
the philosopher kings, and we are going to remake society
on our own.
Philosopher king.
Yeah, well, that's really what the Republic
played with the public was about.
And that's something that all of us have to avoid.
There's this tendency as soon as you get no position
of power or whatever you're doing,
that a little
smarter than the masses, the average. And I think everyone
has that. That's what the founding fathers in this country
warned us about. It's very easy. It's very easy to think
that we, because we're educated, we know what's
powerful for you. And here's why. I think the biggest threat is you can read about life
and hear about life and understand life.
There's a thing you get when you're an entrepreneur
and you had to build a business from the beginning
because you make all these mistakes.
And more importantly, you have to be in tune
with relationships and people.
You should know people that work with their hands.
You should know people who are in the military. You should know people that work with their hands.
You should know people who are in the military.
You should know people who listen to sports radio because those are the people that keep
things running and they understand you should know people who know how to grow things in
the ground.
The coasts are very condescending to the flyover states but the coast would starve without
the flyover states. But the coast would starve without the flyover states. Do you know much about moisture
and how to predict rainfall and when to lay your crops?
There are a thousand things that a farmer
or somebody who gets their hands dirty knows
that somebody who has their PhD in comparative literature
in Boston at one of our elite universities will never touch.
And that's a very important thing to understand. And here's the biggest reason. in Boston at one of our elite universities will never touch.
And that's a very important thing to understand.
And here's the biggest reason.
The people who adobos are think tank wanks,
economists are academics.
Usually, including politicians,
but also journalists, especially the ones you hear about,
they don't pay a price for being wrong.
Ever. Okay. We do. If I'm't, if I don't, if I'm not funny or I can't keep things going, I don't,
I don't, you know, my show is empty and that's the way it is. And I like the way you're
typing. You should always take notes when I talk.
And that's called respect everybody. Do you see that? If Patrick does it, you should
too.
Man, I'm just full of clips.
Challenge on fire. I'm alive. Can you pull up this clip?
I just want you to watch. Take myself a little too seriously. I've just stopped myself now.
But by the way, what you just said is purely what meditations and markets are
relious talks about in his book. It's the only thing he wrote. And he talks about that where,
you know, there's
a reason why he was loved is because he never took himself too serious to be in the
guy that he was. And he was the most powerful man in the world at the time.
A powerful man in the world. Think about that. Are you referencing the story we had to
slave, follow him around? Yeah, we talked about the two parts yesterday.
And so, you guys, just really briefly, for somebody that doesn't know, like Davos is what,
just all the smartest people coming up to try to figure out how to run. I love it.
See, this is the people that work with their hands.
This is the people that work with their hands.
He doesn't even know what Davos is.
Well, give me some coffee a little bit.
Yeah, I got a little steam enough.
Work with your hands.
So Davos is a city in Switzerland.
So Davos is not a conference, it's a city.
Got you.
Davos, Switzerland.
And World Economic Forum, they get together.
To them, a Cloud Schwab is the founder of World Economic Forum, they get together to them.
Cloud Schwab is the founder of World Economic Forum. I want to say he started it in the 70s, by the way.
Yeah. And he's been at it for a while. It had a completely different name at first.
It was called the European something, something union. Can you a world economic forum?
If you go, yeah, European management forum is what it was in 1971.
This guy started it, just so you know,
he started eight years before you and I were born,
six years before you and I were born.
So he's been at it for a long time.
And somehow some way he has now got the control
and the ears of people like Justin Trudeau,
people like Joe Biden, presidents, prime ministers
around the world that are following his lead.
Okay.
His lead in the fact that Pat like world economic,
but how to run things.
I just want you to meet here.
This sounds like a movie.
Just watch 10 seconds of this.
Just to kind of see how this is like.
This is motivational speaking on steroids.
Listen to what he says.
Okay.
Dear friends, scientifically this is not a climate crisis we are now facing
something deeper mass extinction air pollution undermining ecosystem functions
mass extinction really putting humanity's future at risk this is a planetary
crisis pause it okay so this is staring the shit out of people. Number one, that's their goal.
It's a great way to get your attention. 100%. We're all gonna die. Did you ever go to church?
Did you ever go to church? A kid with a pastor, you know, would baptize in a
following way. If you don't give your life to Christ, you will go to hell. Let me
tell you what, hell looks like in hell. Yeah. You'll be burning. Yeah. Your skin,
the imagine temperature, finally, you're like, holy shit. Son of a sot. I don't want to Hell, let me tell you what hell looks like in hell. You'll be burning your skin, the Imagine Temperature,
finally, you're like, holy shit, sauna's hot.
I don't want to go to a comment.
And you're like, you know what?
I'm gonna put that water, go ahead, whatever it is.
I'm willing to get back guys in every possible way.
So it is a very effective tactic to get the world moving.
But they unify together and they talk about, you know,
Al Gore said we should spend more money
talking about climate change
and we should start defunding money that opposes
anything with climate change
and somewhat the stuff they're talking about.
You're just like, you know, I think it's theatrics
and I think that, you know, first of all, I had Peter Zion, if you had him on this podcast, I think it's theatrics. And I think that, you know, in first of all, I had Peter Sion,
if you had him on this podcast, I had him on my podcast.
Everybody's talking about it right now.
I had him on my podcast. I read his book.
And, you know, he's a global strategist who, he would be hired for years,
like, so if you wanted to grow soybeans, if you had a company that grew soybeans,
you wanted to know, he knows the moisture, the rainfall in Brazil,
he knows everything about everything when it comes to know, he knows the moisture, the rainfall in Brazil, he knows everything about everything
when it comes to the, and I'm in that minutia.
And he was breaking down the fact that if you think we're all fossil fuels, if you think
that any of these countries are going to go it with just solar or hydro or whatever it is,
that's adorable.
That's actually adorable.
It's adorable.
You think our agricultural session, you think you're gonna grow food without,
you need irrigation, guess what?
You need gasoline to pump those fields.
You need for herbicides and pesticides.
Those are made with natural gas, same with fertilizer.
I mean, the fossil fuel print is crazy.
I drive around in a Tesla, okay?
My, when I bought that car, when I bought it,
the lithium battery is made on a cold grid in China.
When I bought it before I got into it,
I had already polluted, it was like driving F-150,000,
55,000 miles.
Yeah, in California, I get to be in the high occupant
of the Disneyland, because I'm not polluting the environment.
It's a joke.
That's a funny joke.
Until we come up with, what's gonna get us out of this
is not regulation, top down regulation from the philosopher kings.
What's gonna get us out of this is innovation
in material sciences and things like that.
And again, he's writing things down.
No, because you just gave me a thought.
There's one meme that to give a visual to certain people.
If we can pull up this meme, Brian just made a very good point.
So you know this whole thing with the great Greta Thunberg, you know, with the...
Yeah, the extra, you know what's about theatrix?
Yeah, she's apparently getting an Oscar.
She wants...
And the two German cops got best supporting.
Play this real quick and then I'll...
Look at how fun she's having.
Why is this?
Look, yay.
Okay, let's act like I'm getting arrested. Yeah hold on
Wait, is that dirt on this face on purpose? Look he put coal on his face. Look how scared she looks. She looks right
Right now you see that
Yeah, you know her chat lips get it. Okay, ready other camera guy makes you the lighting noise of the world's wet
Look it. That's they're gripping her really hard. Yeah, she looks like she looks like she has a lot of solutions
But she know what the fact that this is effective people fall for and she's got six million Twitter followers
Oh, yeah, go to the mean that at the the meme I just texted you
You'll see it's not on my and even great.'re mad, right? The fact that this video's out,
we all see it circulating,
people, it won't even budge anybody.
The real people that believe in it,
like, what do you mean?
She was just waiting for the cops.
No, I think it will, I don't, I don't, I think so.
I do that thing got 12 million views,
that clip got 12 million, now watch this here.
This is the,
still in my dreams.
Yeah, in my childhood.
Getting that cobalt for your electric car,
it's bad, like, I'm telling you,t for your electric car, but I have my family.
Ha!
That's the best me, my first.
Is that not the best me?
Well, that's what she doesn't understand.
That's what she doesn't understand.
You know, and my thing is that you can scream and shout.
They can have these, the actual meetings and things at Davos,
but at the end of the day,
economies are gonna do what economies do.
And, you know, we don't have right now an alternative.
So, sorry.
Yeah, I'll turn it up to what, exactly.
Green is not here.
Oh, alternative.
I mean, if you talk to people that really follow this stuff
and get into the minutia, you don't want coal, really.
Okay, give me, or we're gonna burn wood,
just tell me what we're supposed to do.
Tell people to stop, tell, here's the the biggest thing the developing world is not gonna stop being
poor
Because you want to save trees. That's the truth. Yeah, they they want to keep they want to get out of their situation
You know, it's like somebody in
Who was it Warren Buffett's grandson or son Warren Buff son. Warren Buffett gave his son a million dollars,
a billion dollars, a billion, and said, go change the world. And his son was a farmer. So he went
to the Congo, and he tried to, and I had him on the podcast, he tried to kind of like teach them
farming practices, but the Congo had been ravaged by civil war, of course, as we know.
And the guy said to me, he said, you know, and then they were trying to save gorillas and
stuff. And the guy goes, my family's not going to starve for a gorilla, and it sure as
heck isn't going to starve for a tree. That's just the way it is. You're not going to stop
human beings from trying to get out of their shitty situation. And, you know, so I think the only way to get out of this
is to innovate our way out of it.
Innovations always the way.
I just don't think that, you know,
you have to have some legislation.
Of course, you have to have some, you know, regulation.
But come on man, at the end of the day
it's not gonna get us out of this.
Yeah, I'll ask you guys a question.
This is really mostly for you two,
only because you just found out about what Davos
was about seven minutes ago.
So I use these.
I use my hands for everything.
So the whole concept is that it's these,
it's public-private partnerships, right?
So you have governments and what was it, you know?
Thousands of heads of states, hundreds of countries,
heads of states.
Sharing ideas, like how do you respond
to a pandemic that's global? Things like that.
Well, yeah, correct.
Meaning, like, so you also have these private companies
that, I mean, I tend to trust those companies
more than governments, right?
I mean, private companies, corporations,
care about the bottom line shareholders.
So I tend to be like, all right, you guys
kind of got to go on something on.
How do you think we've got to the point
where we're only recognizing some of the negativity surrounding it like the theatrics
It's fine. It's fine. But meaning like they like you don't have an organ and I'm not I don't defend the world
I can't perform this is just
Those people are
Can I get to the guy let me ask you the question? How do we get to the point where we're not even highlighting any the good and do we even
Know any of the good that the world economic form is done you don't do this for 50 years and do even know any of the good that the world economic form is done. You don't do this for 50 years and do no good.
I'm just wondering, like, what have they done?
You look at this list of people who are here.
This is the who's who's who's of the world and America.
This is senators.
I think people don't know them.
And so there's this thing, this, you don't know them.
So it's a party you're not invited to.
In the minutes, there's a party you're not invited to.
And they all get there in their private jets
and they're all powerful people.
The idea is how could they ever be up to something good?
But it's the same problem.
I have such a problem with when they demonize somebody
like Elon Musk, who's a risk-taking entrepreneur.
And there's this whole thing about,
if you're an entrepreneur, if you made a lot of money,
chances are you took huge risks.
Chances are you worked, I don't know, 18 hours a day for 30 years.
Chances are you just thought outside the box.
People don't just remind other people of the things they're not doing.
We all have some of that.
I think sometimes there's a lot of that, although I think a healthy distrust of powerful people
when they get together and start planning our lives,
that's a good thing.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist,
but I do think it's kind of a good thing
to kind of worry about what are you guys doing there?
And why are you making rules that I have?
Well, like what about my voice?
You know, that kind of stuff.
And that's why I think the point you made at the onset
of the podcast was so powerful is that you have these
elites on the coast, that's just in America.
Yeah.
Now extrapolate that to the world.
Yeah.
The elites of the world making decisions for the farmer or the mechanic or the comedian
using his hands.
Yeah.
That I think is ultimately your point is that why it's like such negative disdain at these
people.
But if you look at the list, it's like I'd like to know the names of the people that are
there to hold them accountable.
Like this, I don't, the cloud shop seems like the, like if you, if Austin Powers was
written in real life and they're like, who do you want to play Dr. Evil?
It's like, he has that job.
The Chum and Accent.
The Chum and people.
They have a German people.
Maybe, yeah.
I want to make everybody a machine.
Yeah.
A machine hot to machine masks.
So like, I think it, so him So him, you talked about this, Pat.
What a horrible face for a company.
But if you look at these people that are there,
these are actually the people,
the movers and shakers, you would hope trying to help the world.
It's just.
I think they do.
I don't think they're out to destroy the world.
I think everybody wants to create the world
and their own image.
I mean, I'm sorry, but the Iraq war was that you had a group
of people who most had never been to the Middle East, certainly didn't speak Arabic, didn'm sorry, but the Iraq war was that you had a group of people who most
had never been to the Middle East, certainly didn't speak Arabic, didn't know much about
the, didn't know even the difference being a Sunni on a Shia, and had the hubris to think
they could restructure the Middle East.
Right.
Babylon, Iraq, been around 5,000 years. That's a large historical footprint, but we're
going to come along and restructure your country. And it didn't go that well.
No.
But that's...
What is the list by the way?
Can we see the name?
You keep hiding the names at the top.
I'm thinking like Rob is on the inside.
Well these are John Kerry, Tony Blair,
keep going up.
Let's see who else is at Chief of...
Brian Critt and intelligence.
Brian Critt and some of these things.
I'm Brian Critt.
Zach Olsman.
Richard Moore is my nom do care.
Well look, Rob, you're going the other way. I mean, do you look at... I saw Joe Manchin, Kristen Cinemod, these are US senators of the right man governor of Georgia.
Beyonce.
Okay.
What?
What?
That's a whole keep going up.
Keep going up.
Keep going up.
Keep going up.
Let's see who else.
Pritzker, the governor of Illinois.
Right.
Minister of state finance affairs.
Then you see a lot of Ahmeds and Muhammads,
a lot of them.
Abdullah, oh yeah, that's serious.
Yeah, a lot of them.
There's some money up there, guys.
Yeah, there's some money.
There's a lot of people that's going through it.
Did you see the one guy that,
one guy is giving a speech?
And he says, he says, look, am I going to be the only one person
that's going to talk about,
we're going to get together a world economic forum and we're going to talk about climate change person that's going to talk about, we're going to get together a world economic forum
and we're going to talk about climate change,
but nobody wants to talk about billionaires
not paying taxes.
Is that like, are we going to do that?
Or are we all going to come out of meeting like this
and no one wants to pay their fair share of taxes?
I'm great.
He said that at the World Economic Forum.
As a panel, as a panelist said that,
and it was quiet, he was lifted out but like well they had a funeral six hours
day. Sweet heart of a guy. He disappeared. No no kidding. Come on. He just died. Yeah.
He became by the way. That's that would be such a clashes. That's the lead. Yeah. You
glad to mere people. He's got things to do. Yeah. Yeah. and by the way, we had his funeral art. Six hours later. He died. He died suddenly.
He jumped out of a window. He had that is satan news.
Have you seen the speech about the guy at the, uh, no, you haven't seen it.
Anyway, he says this at the world economic.
But what do you think? What do you, what do you, what are your thoughts?
Honestly, look, here's, I mean, first of all all there are no a Syrian names there. So that's a huge
We're yeah, we're the representation for you look no
Satchegs we have more a Syrian representation here than anywhere in the world
40%
That's crazy. I know that's true. Same dude. Go to the top of the list by the way if you don't mind
I'll tell you this my my idea with a with a meeting like this that they have
Yeah, I mean listen
Here's all you gotta know I can't put much every country the most powerful people are there
Elon Musk is like I'm not going to a boring meeting like this and they said oh we haven't invited him since 2015
They brag about it. Oh, so Elon Musk is he hasn't been a Davos since boring is and organized
Keep going down. I said yeah, they haven't invited him since 2015. So you listen, you know
They're defending themselves as well
that we don't really want Elon here.
So if you don't want Elon there,
and he's the guy worldwide,
doesn't give you a lot of credibility.
If you're trying to save the world,
he's an operator doing it.
I don't have a problem with a meeting like this.
If there is what?
Debate.
Debate, yeah, there is none.
If you get together and the panel all agree,
what the hell are you getting together for?
Well, that's a huge, that's a great point.
Cause I would say with all these different people,
human beings don't agree.
Right here in this room, if I brought up one subject,
greatest basketball player in the world,
we'd all have a lot of that in the beginning.
So at the end of the day, people don't agree.
And you have to worry about, one of the things that James Madison,
when he wrote the Federalist Papers, was all about faction.
How do we guard against faction?
Because you have balance of powers and you break up,
you have checks and balances in government.
But it takes one charismatic leader to get a lot of power
and influence
and then absorb another faction,
and then absorb that faction pretty soon,
one guy's controlling everything.
That was the biggest challenge facing,
that's why James Madison is a genius
and he figured out a way to avoid that.
But I think in this case,
you've got people that don't speak the same language,
they're from different countries, different cultures,
they don't like each other,
they have competing interests. So the language. They're from different countries, different cultures. They don't like each other. They have competing interests.
So the idea that they're all getting together,
like there's this illuminati,
you know, my buddy made a lot of money
and he's in the banking world.
And you know, and he wanted to get this huge fun together.
It's so funny.
And he needed, he wanted to get these six billionaires
together.
That's all I wanted to do, just in a room
so he wanted to create this funny,
had this amazing idea.
He's made the crazy money on banks.
So he wants to get these guys.
He runs in these circles.
And because I was talking about conspiracy.
He calls me and he goes, hey dude,
let me explain something to you.
Okay, I tried to get six billionaires together.
And I couldn't get them in the same room
because they all hate,
because one guy had banged this guy's wife
Oh god the other guy had screwed him in a deal. They all hated each other
They all wanted to kill each other so they weren't gonna work together
And that's that probably way more typical. Thank God. Then it's not yeah, and now there were secret packs in Europe
I mean before we had democracies and stuff a war would start
You wouldn't even know who's going because the austral-Hungarian empires talking about this group over here and they
would create these secret alliances. But I think that that's hard to pull off now.
Yeah. I hope. Well, I think the the bangings definitely going on because
prostitution was on fire in the Davos. It was $2,500. I don't know if you saw this. I did not see that.
Yeah, that's super bowl of hope. Yeah, I'm got a bunch of
powerful.
I believe being full of your
article sex and the summit,
how prostitution blooms during
world economic forum in
Davos.
I'm outraged.
Yeah.
Why?
It's a little turned on.
Sex work gets a boost like
every year if you can go to
the numbers because we like
data here.
Yeah.
It's about 20 minute report
to sex worker agents in our good locate and 100 miles
100 miles.
So it's only about, okay, there it is.
To book one of the sex workers for four hours, her escort company charges are on 1630,
while one night can cost up to 2770 US dollars.
So that's, well, I'm gonna write this down.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
read.
I'm gonna tweet my protest.
It's not the same. By the way. Does anybody look down at the, I'm not totally an advocate for this. I don't know, no, no, no, fact the oldest profession in the world is what you know
Prostitution. Yeah, like the oldest job using your hands working
Get that money girl get that back. I'm good for listen. I'm good for them. I mean is there a possible way to find out
With the net worth small
Thank you small fingers small thing. I'm telling you such small thinkers why prostitutes are small thinkers with the net worth. Small thinkers. Small thinkers. Small thinkers. There's no more.
I'm telling you, you're such small thinkers.
Why?
Prostitutes are small thinkers.
Why?
First of all, if you're a prostitute asking for that kind of money, what does that mean?
The only reason somebody would pay 2774 night is you have to be hot.
Oh, yeah.
And nobody paying 2770. So if you are
Parted a small percentage of women in the world that are hot 20 grand. You're only taking 27 seven. What a small thinker
You are go to Palm Beach go to add a restaurant called meat market. Yeah, and fine and stay at the bar
I guarantee you show up for 90 days
You will lock up a billionaire, okay?
100%.
That's the small thinking process.
I'd say motivational quote,
a lot of, a lot of them do, I think,
if they're smart, but sometimes they've just got a disaster
for a personality.
I would imagine it's harder, easier said than done.
Because billionaires, a lot of times are smart too,
and they're like, you know, I'm not here for your personal.
But the billionaires, what happens to them is when the blood circulates
in different aspects of their body, they're not that smart. You know, so sometimes
you know, history has proven that sometimes we don't make the best decision.
You know, history. I'm not, you know,
how are you thinking with them? Yeah, obviously not of us here have ever we are very
one that very focused group. We don't, you know, how are you thinking? Yeah, obviously none of us here have ever we are very one that very focused
No, we don't you look all here for me. Yeah, that's right. Well, but maybe the
project is need like an entrepreneur like imagine Pat being that like the
leader of them like how their business with fucking sky
Oh my god, can you be doing it?
Conaling no, what would happen?
So be a jailed away
Yeah, be back.
I'll take that back. I'll be that's not worth it.
No, I mean you would be Be back. I'll take that back. I'll take that back. That's not worth it.
No.
I mean, you would be the perfect.
I would, it would be professional and it would, it would be a billion dollars.
Ladies, we got to think big.
But honestly, I'm actually being very, very serious.
What percentage, let's play a game here, okay?
What percentage of men would you say are eight or higher in looks?
Eight or higher in the world in this room me?
You get lost my eyes. Yeah, I'm talking symmetry or are you talking about
I'm gonna hip-rains. Okay, so first of all, okay, let me show you what I'm worth
Great shape. Thank you. I'll be a twirl next time
It's not for this. Yeah, yeah, different podcast. I mean least one out of the four
I'm used to doing the one's
not a podcast. Yeah, 30% 30% 30%
of eight eight or 10s.
What do you what? What do you talk about?
Good looking guys. Okay.
So first of all, define good looking guy.
What's good looking guys?
I mean, look at all the guys in this room.
We're all good looking. Okay.
So what is Adam? What is Adam and looks?
Let's not go here. I have.
I have been I have been dry,
I'm in with my eyes
since I got in this room.
Adam, I'm giving Adam a solid, a solid eight.
Okay.
And I have a good person out there.
By the way, by the way, I'm being so serious with you.
Tell me what percentage.
20%.
I think it's less.
You think it's better.
I think probably less, but I'd say this.
I'd say 20%.
If you look at, like, there are men that are athletic enough,
I'm going to give it
a 20%. It depends on where, but guys who work out that in this, in this, let's just take,
let's take Southern Florida where you can or California. I mean, it depends on where
you're at. I think it is 20%. I was in, I was in Fort Wayne in the, yeah. And by the way,
you know what I would, I have, I have a major pushback on it. Let me, let me take you.
Okay, but, but here's how I process it.
What is an eight?
Let's define in it.
Is it just like total package?
You said looks though, that's where I was gonna be my
lowest back.
Better way to do it like five times better.
Here's a better way to do it Patrick, Patrick, better way.
What percentage of the men actually get laid?
Can date where they can go on a dating app and women swipe
whatever less than 20%.
I think less than 20 is that's I'm gonna say it's 20
Yes, less than 20 20 or less. Yeah, high the 50 80 20
About 20 because otherwise they wouldn't be making this kind of money
It wouldn't be so because women are not as ruthless and physical as men in terms of when they are looking for a mate
Sometimes the guy can be if he be, if he's wealthy,
if he's driven, ambitious, great personality,
those things get you a head man.
That's a different thing, you know?
Like there are a lot of guys that might be a six,
five on paper, but they're killing it
because they just got it, they're a boss.
So that's a better idea.
I would say it's still 20%.
But where I'm going with this, where I'm going with this is, so it looks alone is not
going to get you, you know, what you want, right?
So you can still have the looks and screw up and not use the looks that was gifted to you
because you didn't do anything about the looks.
That's purely genetics, right?
Yeah.
Okay, then comes what? that was gifted to you because you didn't do anything about the looks. That's purely genetics, right? Yeah.
Okay, then comes what?
Then comes, you know, market value, what you make, your, you know, purchasing power,
whatever you want to call that, you're making good money, you're making good earnings.
Then it's your body, you take care of your health.
There's a lot of guys that have good looking faces, but they don't take care of their
health, their body, so they're not, you know, they're, you know, not in good shape.
And then there's communication, persuasion, you know, they're, you know, not in good shape. And then there's communication, persuasion, you know,
telling jokes, being witty, being complimentary,
being curious, that's a complete different skill set
that you have.
But when it comes onto, you know, women,
if you have the percentage, okay, put the percentage
for women as well, eight or higher, what do you think it is?
You're gonna say same percentage?
No way.
I think it's more.
I think women now have technology.
It's like a band spent.
Yeah, I mean, if I'm not a good looking guy,
I can wear a shiny shirt, bro, and have a nice watch.
There's an industry.
There's a medical industry and a fashion industry
dedicated to creating illusion
so that you look like you cut light well.
I don't have those options, man.
Right?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I do, obviously.
But you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But I would say honestly, women think about it.
Like when you're at a bar, but that's not a good metric either.
A waste of prostitution is a waste.
Yeah, because you're about to make a point off your number.
No, no, because the whole concept of prostitution is,
you know, when we were in the army,
there was this strip club down from Fort Campbell, Kentucky.
We had this one guy at the unit.
Every month he was broke.
So finally one of the roommates were like, dude,
this guy's an E4.
He's making 1,500 bucks a month.
Okay, why is he broke at the end of the month?
He had this one stripper he would go to,
and he promised him she loved him,
and she wanted to marry him, never kissed,
never had nothing.
So you have to realize he was a fordell,
but she was a eight, a nine that convinced him,
and she probably had 10 of them.
So she's making 10 a month at Clark'sville.
Every month he would give her $1,000.
Okay.
So if you make 10 grand a month in Clarksville,
dude, you're rolling.
I don't know if you've been to Clarksville.
There's nothing to do with the mayor.
Yeah, you're the mayor.
He'd give her a grand a month.
A grand a month and his income was 1500.
We're like, how are you this bro?
He never got laid.
Never got laid.
Never once got two years.
Never got laid. So he got, by the way, the way not just laid nothing he didn't get laid but
he got fucked yeah there's a technical term for that type of guy he's called a
simp that is a real mark the dork or a mark that's for sure I just can I just
wait on this a little bit uh I regard to that Regarding the thing, you can see how Pat thinks now.
I was like, how do we get these shippers
sort of thinking like entrepreneurs?
It's like, it's cause and effect.
There's a reason that they ended up in this line of work
because they probably weren't making the best decisions.
And like, and whatever sort of shortcuts in life.
But to your point, there's something called
the sexual market value.
There's pie charts this.
And essentially what Pat was talking about,
within men, how women perceive men,
there's an equitable distribution in how they perceive men.
So there's the two larger parts of the pie chart.
It's resources and status.
Women are attracted to powerful men.
So if you look at resources and status, that's 50% of it.
Then you have personality and game.
That's another 25% and then looks and age, another 25%.
So there's this full package that women are looking for
and a man surrounding basically game, looks, and money
and wealth and power and resources.
Now, conversely, to your point, if you go on to
what men look for in women,
there's another chart right there, it's all red.
The bottom right below it, below it, right, boom.
80% looks, 80% looks, meaning I don't give a shit what you do
Yeah, it's all that and then there's sources then there's a 20%
20% distribution between age status personality game so meaning like you're not gonna bang some old lady cuz she's rich
You're gonna find some homeless girl in a trash can who's gorgeous and be like what are you?
What are you doing in the trash can?
You're familiar with did you did you did you do a book called a billion wicked thoughts?
No, dude tune your scientists from one from Harvard the other from Boston College these guys
I think it was maybe yeah, it's too. They got access to porn hubs main
server
Worldwide the back end.
So they were able to look at what men looked at.
Oh my God.
And women, by the way, when nobody else was looking, okay?
And dude, I'm like, I got a drum roll coming your way,
Galen.
Bro, so do you tell us?
So the shit I learned, I mean, it's like crazy.
What men look, but where is, so here's a trivia question.
Where is Gilf porn?
Yeah.
Grammys, I'd like to fuck.
Where is that the most popular?
Where is your country's country?
Yeah, it's where Gilf, a weird question.
Okay, is it a well-known country or no?
I think it's America.
That's one.
One is very well known.
One is others, you know, less well known.
America's more of a real country.
America's a very crazy country.
You ask me.
You want the answer?
Yeah.
The UK and Kenya.
They love old people.
Now why?
Why?
The Queen.
Because old people, a lot of times are your headmaster or your teacher.
Old people tend to take on the role of teaching young children.
You know, in Kenya, your grandmother or an older woman
watches the children, you imprint your ideas onto that.
But there are a thousand things, so how about this?
So what is the, all men, even congenitally blind men,
men who are born blind, when it comes to women, give me the one thing,
and the blind thing is a hint.
Give me the one thing that they, all men,
it stops all men's eye.
Their voice.
Your eye stops.
You know, a lot of the feminists are writing
about the beauty myth, and it's just like,
what we've been told, the fuck outta here.
The fuck outta here.
There are certain standards of beauty
that cut across all cultures at all times.
What's the moment with women?
Like, would you look at a woman?
What's that?
Like, when I see a girl,
what like a blind guy?
Yeah, even a blind guy.
That's my initial reaction is the voice.
Okay, no.
So like sometimes you're just like,
shut up.
I like a deep voice too, but no.
No.
I was going the opposite to that voice. Anywhere I'm a deep voice too but no The opposite the right voice
Anywhere I'm a chick
I got a swimming competition coming up this week and that's and that's when we learn Adam's game
What he came out of the cause
before that one, the calendar. I was gonna say,
I believe in bread crumbs for years.
I believe in such a weird thing though.
So it's a hip to waist ratio.
But how the hell would they be?
They don't need their brand.
So men, when they're blind men,
oh, they give a holly need when they touch,
oh, when they touch a mannequin.
Lower back.
It's that, it's that,
it's that dip in the weight.
That's the arch.
So it's the hourglass thing.
And for whatever reason, maybe that's
where your baby sits, right?
But all men, we just go right to that.
You see somebody built like Boxcar Willie, and I'm not spending a lot of my money on that.
But the $2,700 I'm spending at Davos is going to be on that.
So that's another example.
You got to read this book.
I have a question.
I really wrote it down.
Because this is your second time on the podcast, Pat, called you in the first 30 minutes. Yeah, you've quoted Plato. I know you're talking James Madison federalist papers
You know who is father what are you?
What is that?
Do you know where he was born? You know who this guy is?
That was all the levels list. I don't know what you guys are talking about. What's going on?
I don't know what you guys are talking about, Galen, what's going on here? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm gonna stop, Brian, you probably might have,
but you might, I don't know, you might,
might be 50-50.
In LA, there was this guy going around booking comedians
to go to a island in South Africa
that was owned by a prince.
Saudi, I don't know if you ever did this show.
They fly you, the airplane.
I lost my kidney there.
Well, the airplane ride alone
was 10 grand just for a single business. It was the highest end thing I'm thinking. Well, the airplane ride alone was 10 grand just for us to go business.
It was the highest end thing I'm thinking.
You went, oh, I went with a couple other people coming and said, you know, and we go there.
We're performing for our prints.
We go in this room and it's, I'm thinking, you know, 500 people at least, all of this
rich people in France, it's us.
It's a room maybe for sizes of this.
He's in the back with a little light.
We're told, listen, you go up there,
it's only 30 people in this room.
Go up there, do your jokes, don't look at one,
don't flirt with no girls,
once you're done, get on this bus and leave.
And he this guy flew in 30 of the,
let me talk about prostitutes,
girls from around the world
and he paid them each 20 grand to come in.
Yeah, he entertained them with a show,
we all had to leave because none of us could flirt. And then I knew the security guard, you know what he said? Every hour, one girl would come in, Yeah, he entertained them with the show. We all had to leave because none of us could flirt and then I knew the security guard
You said every hour one girl would come in boom boom boom and it was just a revolving door and I was like yeah
I'm not sure we were in South
Seychelles South Africa little oh
Island oh my god, bro, and it was just but like we were saying about money to 20 grand so for double these people got
Money who was the guy?
It seems very air is a print.
I thought it was obviously, it was a,
it was an air of Saudi Arabia.
But in South Africa.
In South, in South,
look, if you own the resort.
His name is Jeffrey Epstein.
Damn.
Because, yeah.
Jeffrey,
yeah.
That's all I'm gonna say.
That's all I'm gonna say.
I'm out.
You know that theory on that case,
that he was a massage agent? I read that, I read that. That makes the most'm gonna say. I'm out. You know the theory on that case? That he was a Mossad agent?
I read that.
That makes the most sense to me.
Well, in one way.
Why?
I think that he had enough of these powerful people on a plane.
You get them.
These guys want to get laid.
They come to an island.
Now you got video on these guys.
I mean, I would imagine if I was an intelligence agency
and I wanted influence, it's not a bad way to at least have
something in your back pocket if you really need a favor.
Did you see the interview with Bill Gates' ex-wife?
Oh, yeah.
And she was being asked about, hey, so Melinda,
you know, we've read and you've expressed that one of the reasons why,
you know, the marriage didn't work out is the close relationship Bill had with Jeffery Epstein.
Was that one of the reasons she says, uh, yes, it was one of the, did you have a
scene? No, she said, yes, she said that was in the mean minutes. Yeah. And then she says she
continued. She says, what was it that upset you about him?
Is it the fact that he had one too many visits
to the island?
She pauses, she says, yes, but those are questions
you're gonna have to ask him.
So guess what they do, they ask him.
Uh huh.
And they say, so Bill, right here, do you have it?
Right there, just on. That's gonna be tough for you. So watch this. Not that tough though, cause she's crazy rich. him and they say so Bill right here do you have it right there just kind of
of be tough yeah so watch this not that tough though because she's crazy
rich you know I was all I was all I'm going to report it that Bill had a
friendship or business or some kind of contact with Jeffrey Epstein and that
you were not that that was very upsetting to you did that play a role in the
in the divorce at all in this process yeah Yeah, as I said, it's not one thing.
It was many things, but I did not like
that he'd have meetings with Jeffrey Epstein alone.
And you made that clear to him.
I made that clear to him.
I also met Jeffrey Epstein.
Exactly.
You watched this.
You watched this?
Yes, because I wanted to see who this man was.
And I regretted it from the second I stepped in the door.
He was abhorrent.
He was evil, personified.
I had nightmares about it afterwards.
Oh, sure.
So my heart breaks for these young women.
Because that's how I felt.
And here I'm an older woman.
My God, I feel terrible for those young women.
It was awful.
You felt that the moment you walked into your life.
I didn't feel it.
Yeah.
And you shared that with Bill and he still continued to spend time with him.
Any of the questions remaining about what Bill's relationship there was, those are for
Bill to answer.
And I'll tell you about women.
Women I believe can sense a bad dude like that.
That's great.
They can feel it.
My mother's amazing at that.
My mother, I'm telling you, has antenna.
My mother has saved my dad from going into business deals.
Really?
Dude, she can look at a dude and go,
that guy's a bad guy.
I get a bad feeling.
Wow.
And that's how women had to survive.
I think women can pick up on energy that we don't,
because we're not afraid.
I don't walk around worrying about my physical safety,
but there are women, I think women are way better.
The Israelis use women as bodyguards
because they found that if you,
you can teach women how to shoot straight, no problem.
And there's some badass women.
So they found that women, they grow up from the age of about 12 years old.
They have to be, I see it with my daughter, they're very aware of danger.
They're very aware.
Why is that guy over there?
Why is he looking at me for too long?
What's going over here?
They can just sense these things.
Okay.
I read, I read, I wrote a pilot with a woman long time ago who ran a brothel.
I wanted to do this thing.
It was called the rub club.
And great name by the way.
It's a great name.
It's great.
I just didn't.
It's almost next year.
But she was amazing because she would say that when they would come in, she would hug
a guy.
So she would hug.
So the guy would come in.
Hourglass?
She would hug him. Yeah. She would hug him. And her friend would hug the guy. So she would hug so the guy'd come in. Hourglass. She would hug him. Yeah.
She would hug him. And her friend would hug the guy from behind. They'd be like, hi, what they were doing was checking for weapons. Right. So you push your body against them,
make sure you don't have a gun or a knife because you're going to get robbed or whatever.
That's the first thing they would do. The second thing they would do is this woman could tell
immediately if this guy was a freak.
She could tell immediately if he was dangerous.
All of them could,
because they had so much experience with this.
Like the way he walked in was he moving his arms,
was he very stiff, was his body, what was his body temperature?
So when somebody like Melinda Gates sees a guy like that
and she goes, I had a bad feeling, man, listen to that.
My mother, my dad was gonna go on a business with this guy, right?
And you know, they're playing golf and the guy, nobody was looking and he kicked his ball.
Now I cheated golf all the time and I'm gonna lie about my score 100% but you're gonna know I'm lying, you're gonna see me cheat. I'm not gonna actually go. I'm not gonna. This guy
looked around and just went, he just touched it like that. My mother saw that. My mother goes,
if you put this money into this deal, I'm gonna divorce you. We were talking about, she goes,
I watched him cheat. And he goes, everybody cheats a golf. He goes, no. Nobody cheats when they're
really trying to get away with it. Anyway, long story short, he ended up in jail. I'll say it.
Oh, shit. I think what you're referring to is women with it. Anyway, long story short, hand it up in jail. I'll tell you something. Oh, shit.
I think what you're referring to is women's intuition.
They do have that sense.
And I think you highlighted it is that as guys,
if we're going into business with somebody
or networking with somebody,
it's yeah, whatever, bro, I'm a dude, whatever.
A girl literally wants, she walks out the door,
like we do the whole, okay,
phone wallet, keys, balls, got it, all right, good to go.
Girls, all right, I got my mace, I've got got my purse like there's another level that women have to go to
For safety and security and that intuition since caveman days has to be a part of it great point
You know it is my question though. So she this this happened really fairly recent right but the Epstein thing here
It he
Killed suicide it himself and jail every what do you think was her motivation?
The finally because this relationship with Epstein was way back in a day
What what what do you think was the the deciding factor for this?
Let me open my mouth now because what they got Galen and she might open her mouth or what first of all you're
Thinking getting a divorce is easy. What do you think of the divorce is you think of divorce is
Like okay, yeah, you know no problem like a breakup. We're good, we're good. Score it away. All right, all
the best you, bro. Okay, tell your mom awesome, loved their cooking. But I'm sorry, man. You
know, it is, it is what it is. And my dad's going to miss you. You know, he loves you.
Good luck. I'll see you at the, you know, whatever. But divorces, you know, whatever. That's not how the poor car works. That's not how the poor car works. But divorces, you know, take years before a divorce happens.
When a divorce happens, a divorce been in the works for five years, three years, eight years,
sometimes ten years, right?
You know, how many times, like I'll sit over the years, we run an insurance company.
So we see a lot of people being married and some that work sometimes don't work 22 years. You watch these guys and haven't been
married for 13 and a half years myself. Four kids families, you know, that's a
very hard thing to do. But you'll see if there is kids involved, if there's a
charity involved, and they do, you know, business involved, if there is other
responsibilities involved, if there's certain legacies involved, if there's business involved, if there is other responsibilities involved, if there's
certain legacies involved, if there's dirt on both sides involved, if there is, it's a
very, you know what it's like, it's kind of like a business partners.
You start a company together with your best friend.
Hey, Johnny, let's do it.
50, 50, bro, let's go take over the world.
Awesome.
Then you start the business. And then six months into it, he's like, hey bro, just, bro. Let's go take over the world. Awesome. Then you start the business.
And then six months into it, he's like, Hey bro, just want to let you know I'm going to
take the month of August off because the wife and I we want to go to such and such. What
do you mean? Yeah, but I mean, I'm going to go, what are you talking about? We just start
the business. I know, but it's our business. I'm going to take August off and then I'm for
Christmas and New Year's, we're going to Davos,
you know, to go there for vacation.
So then you're like, all right, hey, by the way,
I think we need to hire that two person,
but you can spend 300,000 dollars or higher to executives.
Dude, that's a waste of money.
Why would we do that?
A year, two years later, like, oh shit,
I made the biggest mistake of my life.
Your best friend officially became your best enemy.
But try breaking up to 50-50. Good luck.
You know how many mediations I've done as a consultant
between two business partners?
Really?
We had one upstairs just a couple months ago.
They're sitting.
It's just like a marriage divorce.
So I said, so can I do something here? Yes.
I said, first of all, tell me what you respect
and why you guys went into business together.
So I write it down.
You'll feel the same way up.
Okay, what got to the point of you guys
not wanting to be in business together?
Da, da, da, da.
Can you tell them exactly how you feel?
Do you receive it?
Can you tell them exactly how you feel?
And I'm boom, zero to 100 in no time.
And then they're going, they're going, they're going,
and you got to try to figure out how to bring them down
and say, can we get it on paper right now?
That these are the terms.
This is what we're agreeing on.
Lawyers, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
You're hoping one is willing to sell at $1.2 million
his shares to the other guy and the guy's gonna run with it.
Or, hey, I'm gonna leave.
You keep it.
I'm gonna start a direct competitor to you
and you cannot come after me.
And I'm taking three of them,
employees, you can keep everybody else.
It is very, very ugly.
50-50 partnerships are very hard to break apart.
Devourses are the same exact way.
So this divorce with Melinda and Bill probably
was in a works for 15 years.
You know how they did it?
Do you know the process?
I hope I'm not speaking out of turn, but I think I can say it.
So his best friend, they got on a boat together,
all of them, all three of them, and with his best friend.
And they basically, the best friend mediated the whole thing.
They were about in the middle of the ocean.
Bill and Melinda Gates and the best friend.
That is correct, sir.
That is good for them.
From a rather, yeah.
And they just went through the whole thing.
I like the way Bezos did it as well.
On the same day, they tweeted, they said after 25 years,
we love each other and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But at the same time, we have grown apart,
and we will forever have three things in common.
We have our kids and we are gonna run the foundation.
We're gonna do this and please respect our personal life
and you know, a lot.
I did that with my marriage.
My first marriage, like this is the mother of my children.
I didn't need a lawyer.
We went to have, we went literally to arbitration
just so we could figure out, but for me,
I was like, you know, you're more important.
You and the kids are more important than I am. Let's be honest. You know what I'm saying?
Pat, I have an idea. Speaking of this arbitration, I'm getting to this, like, you know,
by the way, we're trying to get him married. That was scared of shit out of him.
Are you dating or you're about to get married? No, I'm about to come out, Brian. Thanks for the
love. I know what I'm saying. He's saying, what's the lucky guy?
It's true that he's turned down by your voice.
Yeah, that's true.
I don't know why you're saying that.
But I'm just seeing when I have to do the arbitration.
So what are we gonna do about the airline miles?
I don't know, maybe I'll take a few.
You'll take a few, I don't know.
There were just two crazy kids getting knocked up over here.
That kind of, exactly.
We did the airline miles.
Go ahead and quailude for me, baby.
You've joked your mouth and you're talking to me.
I'm just singing the whole,
what a credit.
Everything with the wedding crowd,
it would be there.
I wish I was like a fly on the boat of the Melinda
and the guy, and just like to a point,
it's like two billion, that three billion.
More than two billion, yeah.
Bill, a lot of them.
Bill, yeah.
And like just having $100 billion.
That's a perfect up $100 billion.
I'm just talking about another like,
no, I want this extra $2 billion or no,
this $3 billion and Bill's like,
Liz and Melinda, you see that fucking ocean?
I will, you'll be fucking shark food.
Let's keep it at one.
But here's my question though.
How long has she been sitting on this?
I'm not sure.
Not sure.
So just for a second, just for a second.
I'm holding your billion.
So just for a second, 104 billion.
I've done this before.
I've done this a thousand times.
But I'm not sure.
When you carved up your $100 billion with your ex,
yeah, that was really hard
It's amazing how you've been able to maintain this it's been I'm so down to see I'm so down to earth
But you know what they's not to me I worked up
And I charge a lot more than one is them because I got my manager right here
We think big we do 100 so so 100. I had this math. There's a book
and fun book about this. But so and I probably said this on the podcast. I said
it on every podcast, but every time people bring up a billion. How long is a
million seconds? And then I'll ask you how long is a billion seconds? How long
is this guest? Don't worry about that. Just take a quick guess. What do you think a
million seconds? A million seconds is a month.
Good. A billion seconds.
A million seconds, yeah. Bottom up.
A year.
A year.
I'll just say three months.
Okay, and what do you say a billion seconds?
A year.
A year.
You don't want me to answer that.
I think it's 32 years or some number like that.
What is a number?
You're a mathematician.
It's almost 33 years.
Oh, shit.
So a million seconds and 11 days.
Okay. I'm there. So a billion, a million seconds and 11 days, roughly.
Okay.
Come on, there.
About a billion, a billion seconds.
It's about 33 years, 32, 33 years.
Think about the difference between a million and a billion.
That's a second, and that's a hard one for me.
Yeah, holy.
Give you an idea how much money that is.
I, but that's, I'm very impressed.
But you're, I get to tell you something about a trillion, but I'm very impressed.
I get to tell you something about a trillion, but I'm very impressed.
I get to tell you something about a trillion, but I'm very impressed.
I get to tell you something about a trillion, but I'm very impressed.
I get to tell you something about a trillion, but I'm very impressed.
I get to tell you something about a trillion, but I get to tell you something about a trillion
about a million. I get to tell you something about a trillion, but I'm very impressed. I get to tell you something about a trillion, but I'm very impressed. I get to tell you something about a trillion, but I'm very impressed. I get to tell you something about a trillion, but I'm very mad. I sat down with Mark. I said, Mark, is there a very big difference
between being a millionaire and a billionaire?
He says, hell yeah.
Yeah.
He says, yeah.
He says, it's a big difference.
What is it there for sale?
I mean, shit.
It was the difference between having a,
a thousand bucks and a hundred thousand bucks.
No, a thousand and 10 grand,
there's really not a big difference, right?
If you think about 10 grand and a hundred grand,
that's a good difference. 10 grand and a hundred. That's guess it's good difference 10 grand and a hundred grand and a million that's a difference
100 percent a million and 10 million that's a big difference yeah 10 million and a hundred
massive difference but a hundred million and a billion that's a that's a I don't think so
really so say say you got a you got a lot of money right you made you made a hundred million
eight what it used to be that we all know know that. But when you walk around in the world
and you want something, you don't look at price tags.
You might look at price tags because you're used to that.
But at the end of the day, if you want to go on a vacation,
you want to buy a car, you fly, you want to fly private
or you want to fly very comfortably.
Anybody in your family needs anything,
that is money is not an option.
So you have an equality of consumption
that a billionaire does.
There comes a point where how many stakes can you eat?
No questions.
So in that sense, I don't know that you're life.
And you know, Rogan was talking about you,
which is, you know, about, you have a curiosity.
So you've made your money,
but you like talking to interesting people
and you like growing and you like thinking and figuring out but you like talking to interesting people.
And you like growing and you like thinking and figuring out the world and making sense of
the world.
I don't think any of that would change.
You're biggest.
So it feels like, I don't know where would your life change?
Maybe you'd fly.
Oh, nothing.
Nothing, right?
Nothing.
No.
So listen, the day, the day, you know, today I'm having lunch with one of my friends.
We were in business.
We met first time in sales in 2002.
We went to Hawaii on our first trip,
and you know, we're going to breakfast at this place in Hawaii
and Kauai, and it's 40 bucks a person.
I'm like, who the hell pays 40 bucks for breakfast?
So we went to the local grocery,
and we bought bread, turkey, and cheese, and my dad and
I, because I took my dad to a Y.
So, yeah, so that's that point, Rob.
Over to you, he's asking me questions.
So, so how was the day, the, you know, the cup of 100 million hit the account?
You know, what was that, that like, and I'm like, it was a very good experience.
Yeah.
When you see that being real, because I've seen 100K hit, a million hit,
10 million hit, 50 hit, but I've not had this hit.
It was great, it was awesome,
but I was working the same exact schedule
the next day.
Same exact schedule.
Because you still need meaning in your life.
You want your relationships to work, all that stuff, man.
But the gunpowder, you know, at a time like that,
it's fun to play. If you're playing the game, if you're doing it for money, you know, at a time like that,
it's fun to play.
If you're playing the game,
if you're doing it for money, you will slow down.
I've, Brian, I've seen a lot.
You said something very important
at the beginning of the podcast, the first five minutes.
You said, you know, sometimes this happens
to all of us, the world economic foreign people get to get
and they think they're smarter than everybody.
I can solve everybody's problems
and we kind of forget about the fact that, you know,
humility and all of that, and we talk about meditations, right? You want to know real quickly how
big somebody thinks, let them win something. Let them get a big check, let them get a big victory.
You're going to learn about them very quickly. If a person gets a $100,000 check in sales,
somebody who has never made 50k in a month, they made 50K in a month, you'll learn exactly
what happens next 90 days.
If they slow down, it was all about the money.
But if the guy makes 50K for the first time,
and he comes to work the next day, 7 30 AM or 8 o'clock,
it was never about the money.
You see a person that has a big hit with a show,
and let me tell you one video, when viral,
I know, I'm just gonna do it, I've had this one thing that,
and another guy's like, I don't even know what you're talking about.
I'm coming to do another,
because I'm curious I'm trying to learn.
This whole concept of who wins in any game
takes a decade, two, three, four decades,
but then when you see the separation,
we're just 30 years ago, they were at the same level.
Just 20 years ago, they were at the same level. You realize who thinks the biggest and then credit goes to the biggest thinkers.
Well, that's for sure with standup or anything. You money's not going to help you get fun here.
And success, sure as hell isn't. If you don't stay hungry, you know, one of the things I love about
Joe is Joe Rogan is I went and saw him at I was in Utah with my parents and
Said come down come down the foreign you got to see this and I'm like, you know, I was 50 minutes away
I think I come down and I'm I'm just standing in the wings and watching my friend perform for 14,000
Wow, okay, I was stuck in traffic. I was going the back way and I was still stuck in traffic
And I'm like,
what's this traffic? Oh, they were coming to see my friend. Okay. So his fame is as big as it gets.
But I got to tell you, man, I got to tell you what I saw, which is probably going to hit soon.
That that special is as good as anything he was doing that got him to the game. Wow. And
that's called hunger that he's always stayed hungry. He's always stayed uncomfortable
You know Tyson was talking these guys are saying you're saying 30 million dollars does make you happy and he looked at these guys
And he says so he's he's got these great nuggets. He goes
He said God has a way of getting back at you by giving you everything you want. Wow before you can handle it
I was like damn it. So it's man. So it's the same thing.
The wolf of the door is luxury, not struggle.
But that's why Joe is the goat.
Joe is the goat of this space, period.
If you talk in, what's the debate right now?
John Jones, right, the old conversation.
He's the goat and, hey, the leader what he said today
was very interesting what he said today.
He says, I believe God put me in this world to never lose. He says,
I am destined to never lose. He says, I'm a different breed that I'm never going to lose a fight.
That's John. By the way, that's a pretty heavy quote. That's a heavy quote. Yeah. If he believes
that's all that matters. By the way, right? So, but Cyril, you got a John Jones, you got a MJ,
you got a Brady, you got a Joe Rogan MJ you got a Brady you got a Joe Rogan
Okay, he's in that space on where he's at but Joe this the picture by the way
I don't know if you remember that the this is from the 90s look to I just send it to Rob
I'm like show the square-jod kids show the pictures can you zoom in or no?
No, we got to make sure that's you remember I
Where were you guys going we were were coming back from doing standup.
I think-
Are you guys in an Uber in the 90s?
No, no, we were in my friend's car.
I think we were my friend Marie Mizrindino's car.
In fact, and he had just performed.
I think I'd done a thing and then he had done
like 45 minutes and crushed.
And I think this was.
That was probably literally 1997, I don't know
when that was. I've known him since 90s. No social probably literally 1997, I don't know when that was.
I've known him since 1990.
No social media, no, no.
No.
Lucky to have a snag, you know, one of those.
It looks like you guys are on your way to a library
to read some books.
It looks like you guys are not causing any damage.
No, no, no, no, no.
I can't see that happening at all.
Not us, not us.
Is that LA?
It's the feeling I get.
I was in New York City, right?
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City right there. That's right. was in New York City. I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
That's New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City.
I was in New York City. I was in New York City. I was in New York City. I was in New York City. I was in New York City. I was in New York done with I think he's done with news radio then he's doing
fear factor at that point. Nope. Nope. He wasn't doing any of that because that because that was
95 to 97. Yeah. He was doing stand up back then. I don't know. Was there anything about Rogan at
that point? Yes. That was like you're going to be the goat of the fundamental difference between
Joe and I as this. Yeah. I suffered from wishful thinking and I suffered from something I was very positive
and I was not afraid of the world.
I had an upbringing that made me safe.
I never catastrophized things.
I was always like it will always work out.
You know, I had an arrogance when I was a young man
which was the idea that I was one of God's favorites.
In a way, I worked hard, I did all right in my life,
but I always had this sort of idea that,
you know, you don't have to...
I always wanted to be the guy, I never, I couldn't stand sitting in a bench in anything. I had to be, you know, I had to be involved.
I wanted to be the people, I wanted to be the guy who was talking about not that I was talking about.
In the game.
Whatever it was, but, but I was never as honest with myself.
I was always honest, but not honest the way he was.
He was brutally honest with himself
because Joe grew up in a world where he only had himself
to rely on.
He grew up in a world that was dangerous
from the age of about nine on.
It was only him and I didn't grow up that way.
So Joe is always afraid of the world.
Joe was very aware of how bad it could be.
It was like being, it was like somebody comes out of war
and realizes you're having that,
you're complaining about those dinner rolls.
Yeah, is that what you're doing?
Talk to somebody you came from a war torn country
and watch how grateful they are,
but also watch how hard they work.
Man, fear and the idea that you never wanna go back to that thing over there is a very
powerful motor bearer.
So, you know, and he's the kind of guy also who had the imagination and to realize what
he was able to become.
He felt his own potential.
And he figured out a long time ago that if I work harder than somebody
else, more importantly, if I'm consistent, if I'm really consistent, and I'm really
honest with my shortcomings, I'll get ahead. And he was never not intense that way.
But I would say to add to that, the most important thing was probably his brutal honesty
with everyone around him and himself.
That guy was, I remember, I remember when I started
doing the fighter and the kid, we started getting sponsors.
And sponsors were coming to us.
And we had a long conversation about the importance
of only letting people that sponsor you
be the kinds of brands you believe in.
If you take shortcuts, it's going to be a bad situation.
Race counts.
And we used to call it, we used to call it the pesky truth.
We'd call it, and sometimes we'd, we'd, we'd be talking and we'd
fudge some data.
And I remember this.
And he'd go, he'd say, he said, yeah, I asked him a question.
Yeah, the answer was no one.
He goes, no, I mean, maybe the answer's no.
We would always, you hold each other through account.
And more than anybody else, he was always the guy
who would say to me, you're bullshit.
You're bullshit in yourself.
You're not working hard enough, whatever it was.
He was that friend.
You know what's the, you know what's the,
there's different ways you measure someone's success, right?
Okay, so we're talking about Neil deGrasse Tyson.
He says the four things on how to measure what the someone's gonna be success.
It's what grades in school, you know, ambitions, social, how they're good with people.
And the last, how they bounce back, right?
Okay, what else can you, how you measure success for somebody who's a great parent?
Well, watch their grandkids.
That's how you measure if they were grandparent or not
because they raise great kids who raise great kids, right?
One of the ways that it's very, very,
it's not talked about enough.
You know the saying, you are the average
of the five people you hang out with
or whatever that whole conversation, fine.
We give that conversation, but, but, is it really five, or is it really one person in that
five that's holding everybody together
at the highest level of standards, and it's that one
flipping, annoying guy that you love.
Sick.
That's right.
That's one person.
That's a lie.
It's not five.
I am convinced it is not five.
It's impossible to be five. In the group of five, there's a lie. It's not five. I am convinced it is not five. It's impossible to be five.
Right. In the group of five, there is an alpha. That alpha sets the tone. And everybody eventually says,
he's the alpha. Whether we like it or not, he's the alpha the group. And in the alpha, you try to
bullshit the alpha and the alpha says, yeah, you're full of shit. It's not going to happen.
The alpha, you try to convince, yeah,
what about we do this?
Yeah, I don't know about that.
It's not gonna happen.
So some people can't take that.
So you sit there and say, screw this guy.
Who the hell does he think he is?
You filter out.
No problem.
You were never meant to be in that group
because you can't, you think you are the alpha.
You're not the alpha.
You wish you were the alpha.
You don't do what the alpha does to be the alpha.
Joe's an alpha. It's the alpha. Joe's an alpha.
It's very simple.
Joe's the alpha.
When I was with Tate, I pulled him and said,
I said, listen, I really like your brother.
You know, I really like how he is with you.
You know, Tristan, I said, but to me, he knows you're the alpha.
He says, you think so?
I don't know if you remember this.
I said, no, I think he knows you're the alpha
and he gives you that respect, right?
Even with DJ Khaled and who's the other guy Joe where fat Joe says Khaled's younger them. He's my young
But he's the alpha right each group has that if you can find a friend like Joe
But there are good alphas and they're bad off. Of course there's a difference the bad alpha is a bully
I mean and he's not dealing with the truth. No, he's not a good alpha keeps everybody
They keep them in line with the truth and it's not about it's not about No, he's not. The good alpha keeps everybody, they keep them in line with the truth.
And it's not about, it's not about them.
Like he doesn't need to credit.
Like a real alpha doesn't need other people
to tell him they're an alpha and hey,
I constantly need confirmation.
You know, a bad alpha needs constant confirmation.
A real alpha, you don't need confirmation.
The literature backs you up on everything you said there.
Men, men to linear authority very quickly.
And they had to, you know, for millennia we came.
I always have this joke about, but it's true.
With men, there is one, when a man meets another man
for the first time, there's only one primary question
in the room.
And there's protocol, hey, how you doing everything?
But at the end of the day, when a man meets another man,
when you strip it all down, when a man looks at another man,
the only thing going on in their brains is,
could I kill this man?
That's it.
If we're in a room naked who comes out first,
and everything's in a negotiation for that.
Why you gotta be naked?
Yeah, yeah, well, because that's how I fight.
But listen, that's my, because it's a free country.
Man, you're a pure, bro.
But that's an old, fine old naked wrestler. That's what I it's a free country man. You're a pure. And bro, but that's not final.
Naked wrestle. That's right.
You got you want to do it.
But hunting is the same way we came up for most of our history on foot.
We didn't domestic animals.
We didn't kill any distance.
Well, for most of our history, we were on foot in small groups with sharp sticks.
You got to be able to delineate authority.
You got to know who's the fastest runner.
Who can actually who can actually. Who can actually wrestle that animal
if it comes down to it.
Who can run the longest?
You gotta know these things.
We do this immediately.
We still have that hunter warrior in us.
Brother, you are so right.
Because if you look at the military, hierarchal,
if you look at sports teams, hierarchal,
companies, CEO, CFO, CEO, boom, boom, boom.
All right, where men are designed to be hierarchals,
starts women are more designed to be egalitarian.
We're all together, we're all together,
and this is all this love.
Yeah, well, I was just at the shot show in Vegas
with, you know what that is, like the military,
where they have all the guns.
Guns and shit, yeah.
And I was with two, two dudes,
I've got to know who are in DevGru,
who are in Seal Team Six.
Wow.
And one of them was in the,
like I think it's Seal Team Six
where I didn't know how to clandestine unit or whatever.
I guess one of them was in that.
I dude, I swear to God,
if you, I was having breakfast with him
and I didn't know him.
The other guy I've known for a while,
but I was like talking to him
and he was such a cool guy
and I said, what do you do?
Were you in the military?
And they all looked at me and go,
yeah, till about three months ago.
And he was, you know, but what struck me
was in a million years, I never would have thought of.
He was so socially aware and intelligence,
intelligent, funny, but those guys have to rely on each other.
You don't get into that unit without having the love
from your brothers.
It's all about the guy next to you.
It's all about the guy to your right and to your left.
And so they have a social IQ that's crazy high.
And they have sort of eclectic interests.
They're really, they're listening to you.
They're into whatever you want to talk about.
If I'm talking about acoustics, what I'm doing stand up,
or I'm talking about being able to feel a room,
I can see, like, are they mostly white and wealthy
or they mostly Hispanic?
I can feel that.
I know exactly what's going on.
I tailor it.
They're in, they're listening.
They're like, tell me, they want more,
they're asking questions.
They're attentive to details, ridiculous,
regulatory, hell yeah. But what struck me about these guys is like, you're asking questions. They're attentive to details, ridiculous. Yeah, I'm sorry, hell yeah.
But what struck me about these guys is, like, you just don't judge a book by its cover,
bro.
You think big muscles and, you know, square jaws, it, no, no, no.
Well, I mean, you say, you say the first thing, men, when they see other men, they say,
can I kick this guy's ass?
Yeah, kill him.
I accept if you're middle eastern.
Yeah.
Because middle eastern, I think I'm shit, how big you are.
I can bomb this place in, you know, you're, you're Middle Eastern. Because Middle Eastern, I can't give shit how big you are. I can bomb this place.
And you know, we're probably around.
No body, goal, goal, goal.
No UFC guys, you guys.
You guys, we come from a different place.
You know, if you're making guys say that to me,
he's like, we'll shoot you.
Yeah, like I'm the king.
I'll shoot and come back.
I'll shoot and come back.
When I went to Glandel High School, we had a white teacher.
And when I say white teacher, some of us like most teachers are white. Now, not in Gendale High School, we had a white teacher. And when I say white teacher, someone's like,
most teachers are white.
Not in Glendale High School, because Glendale,
everybody's Armenian, right?
If you're a minority.
Yeah.
And the white teacher would say,
why is it that when Armenians or Persians,
when you guys get into fights,
you say you're going to bomb this place?
Like, why do you guys say that?
It says, is that like a, is that like a saying?
Is that like a, you can joke like that.
You know, some kids would get suspended or they wouldn't
trouble.
But for average, guys says that nobody does anything.
Somebody from Iran says you have to take this seriously.
It's a serious threat.
We just want them yellow to orange to red.
Yeah, it's a very serious threat.
I'm not happy with you.
I'm kidding.
Dude, it's for sure.
They're definitely, they're definitely cultures.
You don't really know.
Three Middle Eastern right here.
Talk about bombing the Jews like,
hey guys, I'll look.
Gotta go.
I'm always telling.
What do you mean?
He just lumped you in.
Now, my Steve Burn comic got punched in the jaw.
Not I could he had his jaw broken by an Armenian guy.
When was this?
He was a cab driver,
but the guy was from Armenia, bro.
And they got in the thing.
Steve's a little, Steve's a great guy,
but he'd have to tell you the story,
but he kind of a hot head.
And I guess Steve said something.
Steve said, can we take our cab and the guy goes,
he's trying to finish the thing.
He goes, yeah, yeah.
And Steve goes, okay, well, can we do it now?
And he goes, give me one minute, please.
And Steve's like, I forget this guy.
And I guess Steve spit, but he didn't
mean to spit at the guy, but he kind of hit his, hit the guy's car. Oh, God. Like the guy
thought he did. Back to dude. But Steve wouldn't do that. Steve was just, you know, I'm probably
telling the wrong, I'm probably Steve. I'm probably telling the story completely wrong.
But I, so they have words, but what Steve didn to understand is this guy's from Armenia. He's not going to fucking talk to you, bro.
The guy did it.
The guy went, just kind of squashed his cigarette like a harbinger of what's going to happen
to you and he's going, and just hit him like obviously a boxer.
Boom.
Oh, he gives like two piece right there.
Yeah, they have it.
Yeah, they have his, he broke his jaw.
No, man, dude.
Broke his jaw.
No, fuck around. No, two piece. Don't fuck around. There's some cultures
that are punching the way. If the Uber has an I a n or Y a n name, thank you. Now if
his friends news like, for attention, I'm going to be cacier la telltale. Now he put
I want to fuck the fuck up. Hold on, the biggest don't fuck with anywhere that's
supposed to cigarette or they're covering their
Like that's my face. They the fuck
Tell tell sign it's a sign right there
He was like this like you know, I don't want to fight that's how Sammy the bull did when by by the way
Thank you for hook me up. We spent two days together brother. Oh real a bunch of stuff you
There they took him to dinner did a whole thing with them. Was it what you expected one hundred percent
And yeah, but the stories and did a whole thing with him. Was it what you expected? 100% and more.
But the stories.
And this.
When you're sitting there with him,
and he's got this, he's outside,
he's smoking,
I never thought in a million years,
I'd be out here in the beach,
and I just wanna thank you.
You brought me in with your family.
Holy shit.
But it was just like I couldn't,
I mean, this is the most feared guy ever.
Ever, and that's it.
Oh my God, I knew you were.
I picked him up, I was nervous dude. I picked him up at the airport.
He's in a t-shirt and, uh, and I'm like,
Hey, but he's got a sense of humor about it.
Great.
He's a very funny person.
He did all boss.
There's a very funny.
We bring him.
He's in the studio of the fighter and kid studio.
And, uh, you know, Brendan the six.
I was just going to say shops.
That right.
So he's looking right here.
Here we are. Oh, I shot. I say shops there, right? So he's, look at him right here, here we go.
Oh, I shot it.
I'm nervous.
Hell yeah.
We're looking at him.
Dude, I'm talking, see how much I'm talking way too much.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
What's in the bag?
What's in the bag?
So, Brennan is there and then there's Mark Harley
who's a huge big body builder, big guy, both 24270
and Sammy's looking at these guys.
And he made, I don't, yeah, I don't like that.
And then there's a pause and they're just standing there
and he goes, now I'm gonna rest you
at both at the same time.
Or at this point.
Well, he's just got, he's great.
Do you remember what you said?
He said, yeah, I do.
That's why I was like, you know,
but you can say that and you gotta say that
when you're with them.
Yeah. But maybe he did. I don't know if he did or not. I was like, oh, and he's like, you know, you can say that, and you gotta say that when, you know, when you're with them. But maybe he did.
I don't know if he did or not.
But, oh, and Shob is like, you know.
There's different types of tough.
Right.
No, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,
but, but, but, but, but, mind your piece.
He's, yeah, and be respectful.
That's what I'm trying to tell.
Because this is me now.
Sammy, I want to apologize to an account of my friend.
Yeah, yeah.
He's, he's allowed me to.
He can't know harm over here.
Well, you're gonna say, but you,
you want to say something about him. So, so, so, when they, Sammy comes to our house love now. He's in love now, Movin. Pat, what are you gonna say,
but you want to say something about him?
So, one day Sammy comes to our house.
This is like a few months ago.
He comes to the house, he's going on talking to the kids.
You know, Dylan's talking to him, so,
that is like, so what's his name?
It's Samuida Bull.
I'm Samuida Bull.
So Dylan's like enamored by his name.
What a great name, Samuida Bull.
Oh, fantastic.
So, he goes to school to teach her assums.
So, he says, so how was your days as well?
Daddy's friend showed to our house.
I met a Samuida Bull.
Oh, my God. And teacher's like, who did you. I met a Samu to bowl. Oh my God.
Who did you meet? Yeah, Samu to Ben. This is Christian school. Oh my God.
So I get a phone call. You know, you're sunk and not say that Samu to bowl
was at your house. I said, what do you mean he can't say that? We can't say that
because he wasn't. I said, no, he was at the house. Oh my God. Which Samu to bowl?
I said, the same one, you're how many Samu to bowl?
Samu to bowl? Samu to bowl the second. He underbosses. Can I ask? I said, yeah one yours how many Sammy the whole of our in the same the whole the second under bosses
we can I ask I said yeah he's a he's a
he was he came he's a person that we
have done a lot of collaborations
together with oh I'm so sorry I thought
Dylan just was I said no he's telling
the truth that you know you know the
teacher and then after this moment the
next day the teacher's like hey
where's your homework and the kid is
like now you fuck They're teachers like, I think where's your homework? And the kid is like, no, you can fuck this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Bill and fight.
That's all that A for me.
It's the same way to pull down in your face.
That's like my son, my son, 11 years old.
I got some out of my go, why'd you lie?
I caught him there.
There's actually one of his 10.
I caught him right handed.
Why'd you lie?
He's like, I don't know if I had that.
Hey, hey, hey, I want an answer.
Why'd you lie?
I don't know, I don't know.
I go look at me right now.
Why did you lie?
It goes, it's in my nature.
Okay.
You talk to me well, man.
You did it in the whole day.
He did it in the whole day.
My son, my son, I gotta say, he's gonna be a comic.
This kid, this kid, this kid.
Think outside the box.
The outside the box.
I'm gonna be a comic.
I'm gonna be a
He kills me
You have no idea those moments
Where Jen and I look at each other and we're both trying to prevent from laughing because it's a serious moment
But you can't do it dying. I'm like I walk away. I'm literally I'm I can go I'll be back
Is I'm pissed right away?
I I'm literally I'm I got I'll be back because I'm pissed right away You know what I said I got a kick your ass
Kick your ass He got me he got me that must be hard because think about it that moment is a very like
Because in being I remember this moment as a kid if they break if they laugh and like they're not taking it
That's you know, but it is serious. Well, you know what center can do center can go from crying to stopping to laughing
Well, you know what Senna can do Senna can go from crying to stopping to laughing
She's an actor in like
She's hilarious. She's hilarious. By the way, let's talk about another genius How about Stephen Crowder? You guys hear about what happened with Stephen Crowder? I know a little Stevens a friend of mine
Yeah, but I don't know I I don't know anything
I just saw the daily wire gave a response, but it was too long to listen to.
It was like an hour.
Yeah, do you have a story on it,
or do you want me to just kind of say a couple things on?
So here's what we do now.
Crowder does a video for those of you that don't know
who Crowder is.
He's got six million subscribers, a comedian, conservative.
I mean, the guys are rockstar.
Funny comic, five million.
You know, he's doing standing out. He's touring. He should be doing it. a comedian conservative, I mean the guys are rockstar. Funny comment, funny. Billions, I'm not going to understand him now.
He's touring.
He should.
Oh, dude.
He should be doing it.
Yeah.
Billions on top of billions of views, and he does this 27-minute clip, 28-minute clip.
And when you're watching it, you don't really know who he's talking about, but he's upset
about a contract.
And everybody's like, well, is he talking about these guys?
Is he talking about those guys?
He's with the blaze.
Is it the blaze?
Is it this?
Is it that?
And then eventually, you know, within a few hours,
the CEO of Daily Wire does a one-hour video
responding to it, explaining that he was talking about them
because the entire market was talking about this.
My phone kept blowing up.
People saying, did you see this?
Did you see this?
I'm like, what? Tell me what's going on here. And then kept blowing up people saying, did you see this? Did you see this?
I'm like, what, tell me what's going on here?
And then, anyways, so apparently these guys
were offering him $50 million for four years,
is what the contract was.
And all in, they're gonna end up investing
around $100 million into Crowder.
But it would be him having to move everything with them,
responsibilities of 190 something episodes per year.
If you miss one, it's this much.
If you get a strike, it's this much.
All these different things that's in there,
which one side is like, well, as a business owner,
you have to have that.
The talent is like, well, I think I'm worth more.
You should pay me this, you should pay me that.
But it all got public.
And there's a lot of different
You know some are saying why did he do it public? It should have been private some are saying good that he did it
There's so many people in the talent space that you know want to
Have this be known because sometimes talent gets stuck like you know back in the days rappers or singers that would get on the
Contract and I'm boom. They're like you own this you own that and it was you know, back in the days, rappers or singers that would get contract and then boom, they're like, you own this, you own that.
And it was, you know, a lot of people got Sony had an issue with that when they, Michael
Jackson one time got up and called that, you know, Tommy McHull, I don't know if you remember
that or not.
Oh yeah, there's a bunch of this in that space.
So we're going to see what happens next with this, but these are, you know, these are two
big names you're talking about.
Who's the underpads?
Is he with?
He's with the blaze. Is he with the blaze?
He's with the blaze.
Yeah, okay.
But he's got independent and he's got stuff that he does with the blaze.
Is it possible though that this contract was the first draft that their lawyers gave him?
You know what I'm saying?
Sometimes you'll, in negotiations, lawyers come at you with a terrible deal and then you
go get serious and you send it back.
So I wonder, was this the first iteration?
Did they even see it when they sent it, you know?
You know, so when the company that made an offer to buy us,
I'll never forget what he told me.
Best thing he told me when him and I were talking,
he has done a couple hundred deals.
Okay, he's got his name as Brian Adams.
He's the biggest heavyweight in insurance right now. He build a company, 10 billion dollar companies, what he's done, he's done very well hundred deals. Okay, Skyzim is Brian Adams. He's the biggest heavyweight in insurance right now.
He build a company, 10 billion dollar companies,
what he's done.
He's done very well for himself.
And he says, look, here's one thing that you have to keep in mind.
If this deal doesn't happen, it won't be because
you and I don't want to be in business together.
It's because lawyers screwed it up.
Okay, he says every time our lawyers get to point where the deal is not going to
work out, you and I have to get on the phone together. That's right.
That's the best counsel by the way on what he gave. So two weeks into it, our side of the
lawyer, the one we had from New York, one of the most feared lawyers in all of America.
I'm not being like I've dealt with so many lawyers over the last 20 years. We've spent,
I don't know, $12 million on legal fees, $11 million on legal fees. So when
you're dealing with lawyers, lawyers come in many different shapes and forms.
He's the same Ebola of lawyers. This guy is the most feared lawyer ever. Wow. So there
is no, how's your day going? There is no, how's your day gone? Okay?
I'm here to do the job. Here's what I'm doing and he goes at their throat. Holy shit.
This is the shittiest contract I've seen in my life. You're trying to take advantage of this.
What kind of a bunch of this is this? You guys are corrupt. You guys are this and he's gone.
So so they call me. You know, you're low.'re just told, R13 low yours is this, did you know this?
So let me give him a call.
So I call him up.
So our board, we talk to each other
and I give this guy a call.
I say, man, listen, I love the fact that you're pit bull.
You're our pit bull, but maybe try to be a German shepherd
for a minute instead of a pit bull.
You're a little bit like, you know, you say,
well, listen, this is what you pay me to do.
This is how I do business.
This is why I'm the best in a marketplace and I'm gonna stick to what I'm doing
Wow, I say totally get it go from a 9.9 to try to get to 8.8 if you can right?
So he's good for two weeks every two weeks
You have you know, you got a bad guy. By the way, this one for six months every week
We had to have a call like this
Do you know how many times a deal almost fell through? If I told you nine times, that's a small number.
Yeah.
It's not worth it to me.
It was so many times that the deal almost fell through.
So for here, there needs to be, listen, bro,
our lawyers work for us, your lawyers work for you.
They're going to write up a contract that benefits us,
and your guys are gonna fight for what's benefits you,
and we're really dealing with 20 different things here, okay?
On the 20 different things,
you can't tell me all 20 things are important to you.
Neither can I tell you 20 things are all important to me.
I have to tell you what are my five most important,
you tell me what are your five most important,
and a lesson to go shit the bottom, the middle 10. Is that fair? Yes. I don't know if that was, that took place here because once the deal
happens, you got to get the lawyers to talk. If you guys negotiate money, it's a problem.
And again, I know nothing about it. I don't have a relationship with Crowder, your friends,
I, him and I have never spoken to each other. He's going to be on the podcast here soon.
Yeah, he's going to be on the podcast here next couple of days.
He's coming in.
He's coming in.
Yeah.
So I don't, I don't have a, we're working on every stand up in the area.
No, I don't know if you know, no, he's not coming for stand up.
He, they reached out and we've been going back and forth, but C shells with any for
us.
Yeah.
So we have something set up for next week, which will be announced in here shortly.
Yeah.
So, so and then I don't have a relationship
with the folks at Daily Wire at all.
So it's not like, hey, I'm friends with these guys,
we had a conversation.
I've never spoken to the CEO of Daily Wire.
We've never broken bread.
We've never exchanged emailed nothing.
But normally when you see deals like this,
the job of Daily Wire is to write a contract
that benefits them and the job of, you know,
crowder as a big face of getting the type of eyeballs
that he's getting is to protect him.
Let the lawyers do the dirty work.
Once you get involved, it's messy.
Yeah, I agree.
It's messy.
It's gonna be, and by the way, Jordan Peters
and apparently Tweet is something and then he took it off.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he unbollowed.
Doing his daughter's podcast.
Michaela?
Yeah, Saturday. I never met her. But how does it get. Oh really? Yeah, he unfollowed. Doing his daughter's podcast. Michaela? Yeah.
Saturday.
I never met her.
But how does it get to this point?
Like we're in an eyeball attention economy.
Yeah.
This is pure speculation.
Is any of this for views come out?
No.
None of that.
This is just what business gone ugly
and they should have kept it under wraps.
Like how does this get to the pop culture status?
Unless if you do that.
Unless if your card, unless if your name is,
last name is Kardashian,
where your business model is for your personal life
to be public.
Yeah, everywhere.
You don't want your personal life to be public, okay?
You keep it to yourself.
This is not stuff that you want to be public.
You just don't want to be public and it's public.
That, yeah, I would agree with that. I don't know. I can't believe Jordan Peterson is still in this whole mess with
people from public of Canada. Justin Trudeau, the green part.
Yeah, of course. I mean, I just think it's a classic example of what happens when government gets too powerful and you have
an ideology that believes that they can engineer equality, and which really means the only
way to do that is by force.
I mean, that's what happens.
If you're going to enforce what you believe to be true because you figured it out for
all of us, because you figured out the gender thing that the rest of us have been living our lives,
but you figured that out.
Apparently your experts have all the answers.
Your experts have all the answers on global warming.
We're gonna die at any minute and all this stuff.
And all of this is settled science, by the way,
and all of this is not a for debate.
We'll just stop that.
I can always tell when people don't really have good ideas
when they refuse to debate or they try to silence you.
That's always a good indication when they're to debate or they try to silence you. That's always a good
indication when they're afraid to actually open themselves up and maybe realize that their ideas aren't fully formed. Maybe there's a better idea out there and all that, but you know, Justin
Trudeau is not interested. What is actually happening with a third person? He's being asked to take a
He's being asked to take a social media re-education program. How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you mean? How do you mean? How do it and then we'll tell you when we think you're better. It's an outrage
One complaints submitted the full transcript of Peter since four hour interview with Rogan Lasse claiming that his statements on faulty climate change models
And the dangers of promoting radical gender theory violated the professional code of conduct for psychologists
credit it gender theory violated the professional code of conduct for psychologists, accredited with the OCP,
Peterson stands accused of undermining his profession
by speaking on areas well outside this area of competence
and making problematic, unethical,
and professional comments.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
He's got to take a remedial course
on social media communications
with a board issued therapist.
It's like a joke.
I mean, it sounds like a joke.
It doesn't sound real. It's like a joke. I mean, it sounds like a joke. It doesn't sound real.
It's about this is what happened in all these socialist utopias.
This was what happened during the communist revolutions
in all the countries, whether it was Yugoslavia,
whether it was Hungary, whether it was the Soviet Union,
of course, this is the kind of shit you live in.
Anything with re-education.
So let me ask you, you're saying this doesn't happen in America?
I'm saying this could happen in America very easily.
If we're not happening in America, you don't think it's happening.
Like, you know how some of these guys are like,
well, listen, you know, I was asked to take a six-week class
on being an info and I'm fully ready now
to make my marriage work.
Okay, you're required to take a six-week course
while it's not good to, you good to do this or use this.
I'm less concerned with animals or doing that.
Well, I'm less concerned with whatever that is.
I'm more concerned with how what they're doing
in our schools.
You see, so when certain things like gender theory
become settled science,
and now you wanna teach kindergartners
to third grade about sexual orientation and gender
before they even have a context for what the world is about.
And someone like DeSantis says,
this is not gonna fly.
Let kids be kids and figure some other things out.
First, please.
And let parents deal with that maybe,
and they call it a don't say gate,
and call it an appalling anti-trans bill, et cetera.
That narrative just doesn't fly, dude.
You didn't think about this stuff until about 20 minutes ago anyway.
So these are the kinds of ideas that are bad ideas
that have to push back on the concept.
What's crazy is, it's gonna be, you know,
we learned one thing just two months ago, okay?
Whatever the policies the Santa's pushed
People in Florida liked and he went from winning by 34,000 votes
Yeah, one and a half million vote democracy, okay? Yeah, so them exactly one of them is whether it's parents whether it's you know
Leave a vaccine out whether it's education whether it's all of that stuff that he went through.
Okay, the way of handling of you decide what you want to do with your body,
the man, all these things, right? Okay. Did you hear what Trump said today about vaccine
and how that came out? Did you hear the comments? No, I was, no. So Trump made comments
at Newsweek story. I think that's the one right there. Yeah, he he says donald trump supporters turn on him over a vaccine defense
sold out so hard so go up a little bit go up a little bit go up a little bit
where he says uh... during the recent appearance on the conservative hot
accounts water cooler trump uh... praises administration for operation reps
or warp speed rollout of the vaccine and for helping safe tens of millions
lives trump refused to get through uh... drawn
when host uh... david brody pushed a suggestion that the vaccines were
not as safe or effective as medical experts said, you have to understand there are pros
and cons, some reports say that it's the greatest thing that ever happened.
He's not a path analogist.
Yeah.
And we save tens of millions of lives, then you'll read other reports that say there were
some problems with the vaccine, but relatively small numbers.
Trump said. Yeah, well, we need to with the vaccine but relatively small numbers, Trump said.
Yeah, well, we need to take it over all number.
Yeah, of course.
But here's a question, though.
Here's a question.
But you know, you have many reports that the vaccine saved tens of millions of lives,
Trump added, without the vaccines, you would have had a thing where perhaps a hundred
million people would have died.
Okay.
That's a Trumpism before I give you my thoughts on this.
Do you guys have any thoughts?
Because I got some thoughts on this.
On just his, what he said.
Yeah.
So, nothing surprises me about Trump.
He's a guy I'll say, nobody loves a Bible more than me.
You know, he just says these things.
Nobody loves Muslims more than I do.
So he has this tenetit, what's it called, exaggerate?
I mean, some believe the guys are unbelievable.
It's in that picture, right?
But for me, I can't stop watching him.
I can't stop watching him.
He's either my drunk uncle or my 10-year-old son,
but I can't stop watching him,
because he cracks me up with that,
because he's just got the gall to do that.
And I think he's aware of that,
but for me, I think a lot of this stuff,
like I just listened to Brett Weinstein,
Evolutionary Biles, because I'm Rogan.
I'm not an immunologist.
It takes by the way.
Yeah.
I'm not an immunologist, vaccinologist.
I don't know anything about it, but when you hear people who are not only biologists talking
to top tier sciences in that space and they're casting doubts, but I always say that we didn't
know a lot at the time. A lot of mistakes were
made. There was desperation, there was panic. I was always against the blanket shutdowns.
It made no sense to me. I was always, I always had a problem with the idea that masks were
gonna, it didn't make sense. I was flying too much and you take them off and you put them
on. I just didn't buy it. So I'm very weary of all that, that, you know, government bureaucracy.
That's my thought.
You know what I'm saying?
You got thoughts on this before I give you my.
Go for it.
Let me tell you what I think he's doing.
Okay.
So do you guys remember when he first said
warp speed, vaccines gonna be ready in nine months?
Of course.
Do you remember what Biden, Kamala Harris,
and everybody on the left said?
I wouldn't put that in my body.
Yes, I would.
I would.
So let me tell you what he's doing.
People think, people think disguise like a light way,
just emotion, all this other stuff.
He is making the left, okay?
Imagine if it gets to a point where the left now starts
saying we have to investigate the credibility of vaccine
whether it was the right move to do or not
and it was all Trump's fault, okay?
I don't know if you know something,
but I'm going with this.
So he may be cornering them to have to come out and say,
well, you know, some of the studies shows,
maybe this is not good for you in heart attack and all this other stuff.
He's in political animal.
He says good.
If you don't know what I'm saying,
so he's a gangster.
This guy is just maybe toying with them
to get CNN to response, to get that clip and say,
boom, mode if I'm gonna run with that
for the next six to 12 months and tell you,
you just messed up, okay?
What you said was the best thing I came up with.
So either accept the fact that it was done in nine months
because of me or realize that it's not good
for everybody and it's on you.
So what do you want to do here?
It's a double legit sword game.
He's playing with everybody.
And again, I'm thinking that's the strategy is made.
What you're saying is he's so crazy,
but crazy like a fox.
Yeah, he's very good at knowing what people respond to.
I probably told the story,
but I remember that my buddy said,
I knew he was gonna win when they were talking about Romney.
And they go, now do you think that Romney is the,
do you think the fact that Romney is so rich
is a liability for him politically in Trump goes?
He's not rich.
I'm rich.
No. You're not gonna win that.
You ain't win that.
And then the best was when Bloomberg was running.
Too short.
And Bloomberg is this thing.
Now, I don't know if you saw what he said.
It was the greatest thing I've ever seen.
It was amazing.
You know that Bloomberg never said he goes,
you know, the problem is I like Mike.
I like Mike, but he wants a stool.
Oh, no.
It's a big,
and he goes, he wants a stool.
I said, you know, I said, you're sure to be sure,
but he didn't stool you, I love it with me.
He got a stool, I got a stool.
You know he didn't ask for a stool.
No,
no, no.
So I'm both, I don't even like you, I'm both for you on that.
I can't deny you on that.
That'd be amazing if Boomer didn't even ask for the stool.
He's like, look, I hear he wants a, by amazing if Bloomberg didn't even ask for the stool.
Look, I hear he's one of the way.
People are saying he wants to steal that.
By the way, the rumor has it that he never asked for.
That's so funny.
No, that's what I'm saying.
He didn't.
That was Trump, dude.
That's a New York thing.
That's a New York boss.
That's when you play touch football, your friends.
You should have seen when I would play.
I had no business beyond the field.
They were all way better.
We play in touch football with these other teams.
The insults, the New York insults,
where the guy would be like,
do something and my buddy Jimmy would be like,
you know, she's all mad at me now
because you guys are riding us.
She's mad at me because I was bumping her
right from hands ridiculous.
You guys are like, stop calling me she,
because now her tits are getting off the wheelchair.
And we just get killed.
Double down and double down.
Go do, get your highlights are coming out
You know you're always doing all balls. He comes from that. But he's a master attitude. Oh my god
He'll find out where you're weak, you know something
There's a thing you get it. You've grown up so way you know you know immediately where somebody what somebody's ashamed of what somebody's proud
Yeah, that dude can find out he can find where you have a window opening your house and he'll climb into that
By the way, you know who else has that Jake Paul has that as well. Yeah, really Jake Paul has that as well
It's a very unique gift not everybody has that well Donald truck by the way Connor
I'm willing to say
Conner is not a Jake's level really really boxing wise her Conner is a better. Trolling wise. No, trolling wise. He's not at Jake's level.
Conner is an entertainer shit talker.
Like you can listen to the way he was talking shit
to Mayweather because he was entertaining.
Of course.
But Jake Paul talks shit and gets under your skin.
It's a very different skill set.
Jake's more Trump, Conner is more,
you know, Conner is more, you know, Conner is more somebody, like Michael Jordan's way of talking shit, he got under his skin.
100%.
He played mental games with you.
He did all the Gary Payton was also on a similar level.
Some of these guys, when you hear stories, Ali, you know, he did that sunny list and you
know, sunny listen was the most feared fighter in the world.
Sunny listen, everybody was terrified of, nobody hit harder than Sonny Listen.
And Ali knew that Sonny had been in jail.
And David Remnik wrote this book about this,
this great book, and Ali knew that the one thing
that Sonny was afraid of was crazy.
So Ali literally was behaved in a crazy way.
He rented a bus, had a megaphone,
and in the middle of the night, was sunny,
sleeping with his wife, and he hears, you got nothing on me. And he comes out like in
his window, what the fuck is going on? He's fucking guys. The guys fucking literally,
way at the weigh-in, sunny, was trying to get away from him, because he was afraid
I'll be was going to bite him. So I don't want that guy to bite me from him because he was afraid Ali was gonna bite him.
So I don't want that guy to bite me,
I think he might be crazy.
So by the time he got in the ring,
he goes, this guy's out of his fucking mind.
This young kid is out of his mind,
like he's not stable.
And then he didn't go.
But by the way, I'm convinced.
And I know, you know, everybody is,
there's a lot of people that have,
that may be voted for Trump,
that they've been persuaded to count them out.
A lot of people have counted them out.
This is not about you like them, you know, you want them,
this is not about that.
This is about understanding and respecting the opponent,
right, the possibility of what this guy could do.
I'm convinced they are doing whatever they can
for this guy not to run because they
know there's only one person that knows how to get under everybody's skin on the right
and it's only him. It's not the Santas. They know the Santas is a safe CEO. That's who he is.
He's a CEO that'll get the job done. He's a CEO that'll come and he worked his way up
from Congress to governor to president so he knows that you have to go figure out a way to broker deals and all that other stuff
at least he knows our world it's gonna be a little bit easier to deal with
the dissentist then it's gonna be to deal with who trumps never gone to
congress dissentist was in a military military there's a lot of politics
congress there's a lot of politics governor there's a lot of politics and
in president there's gonna be a lot of politics both sides Politicians the career politicians both sides
99% of everybody from both sides wants if there's a Republican they want the census. Of course they don't want Trump
Problems people don't vote in primaries. Yeah, that's the other problem exactly. So so it's jazzed up people do huh?
Yeah, it's jazzed up fanatic, but those are the Trump people. Those are the exactly.
So, you saw what Maggie Kelly said a couple months ago,
Maggie Kelly said, there's no way in the world
the census beats Trump.
No way, zero chance.
That's why not in the prime,
she said zero chance the census beats Trump in the primary.
Zero chance.
Because the most die hard Republicans vote in primaries,
the rest of us are like, you know, no, no.
But, but I think you're right.
The question is does he have more than 30% of the population,
right?
This Trump happened from 30%.
He's got 30%.
We know that.
But his, the candidates he endorsed,
and you know,
and this, yeah,
but I think all of them lost except for one, right?
So in that sense, it was kind of like,
is the shine wearing off, what's going on?
You know what they finding, the Republicans are finding,
people don't like this election denial stuff.
They don't like it.
When you start talking about election denial,
people go, wait a minute, those people are crazy.
Voters, like a lot of the Republican voters,
and the independence, which is really what we're talking about.
They kind of go, I don't want to be around that.
We talk about this the other day.
So I'm going to ask you to see what you would say with this.
Labels carry a lot of weight, okay?
And some know how to be like Teflon or just like a dark A,
waters off my back, nothing's going to happen to me.
What label do you think carries the most weight
right now?
Because what you just said right now is one of the labels,
which is what?
That candidate is a election, that candidate is an anti-vac, that candidate is a, you
know, such that candidate is racist, that candidate is a bigot, that candidate is this.
What's label do you think carries the most weight right now?
To hurt you.
To hurt you.
Yeah, of course to hurt you. What label carries the most weight right now. To hurt you. To hurt you. And, and, and, yeah, to, of course, to hurt you.
What, what label carries the most weight right now to hurt you?
A candidate or even anybody?
Does it, I mean, I think for both sides
wouldn't be different for a Democrat,
because they're not really,
I think abortions are very big issue for a lot of people.
Anti-abortion and anti.
Well, I, I, I just think that,
that Roe v. Wade timing was not good for the Republicans.
A lot of people were just like, dude, this has been pressing for 50 years.
And you heard a story about that on why that was done the way it was done.
No.
So some say McConnell pushed it to be done before midterms
because he wanted that for the Dems because he knew how much it mattered to them.
68, 69% of the nation, whatever the numbers that's for.
Choice. He knew that was only mattered to them. 68, 16, 9% of the nation, whatever the numbers that's for. Yeah.
Choice, he knew that was only gonna hurt one person.
It was gonna hurt Trump.
So he knew that now that is a conspiracy.
I didn't tell you that's a fact or some people are saying
that you could await it until midterms to do.
So imagine if they do that in January or February
or March, why'd you wait to do?
So they forced it for it to be done.
Nobody had to force it to be done before.
So that was an interesting choice.
Exactly, so.
Like read the room, you know.
But it was a way to show, hey, these people
that Trump's endorsing guys knock it off.
Yeah, that's a good question.
What label is the biggest liability you're saying
for Republicans?
I'm saying, well, I mean, Republicans don't put a lot
of labels on the left.
What label do Republicans put on the left?
Just woke.
Only one.
Yeah.
By the way, I'm being serious.
Critical race theorist.
Give me multiple labels, Republicans put on them.
Put on them.
Not, not a creative.
It's creative.
It's on that same realm of the woke, everything that you're talking about.
But the left is way better at labeling the wikers. And it carries a bigger stick because they keep doing it over
and over and over again, right? So it's a two-part question. One is which label carries the most weight
number two? How do you combat against a label? What is the right solution? But let's not go to the
second part. Let's go to the first one. What's the heaviest label? I think politically it's,
if you look at the midterm elections, it would be election denial.
That if you're an election denier, that was a problem,
apparently.
If you listen to people that follow this.
I would say racist.
Once somebody called you a racist, that's it, bro.
Like you know what, Trump with the whole Mexico,
the border where he's like, you know,
some of the people coming over, you know,
some of them are killers and somebody goes,
he's racist, bro but I'm just saying,
I don't think that's played out though.
I don't think people kind of go, I think.
I think racist is very 1980s, 1990s.
I think at the top of the list,
we talk about election deniers, racist,
misogynist, sexist, I think white supremacist
is top of the list because under white supremacist
you get anti-Semitic, you get racist, you get prejudiced.
Well white supremacy is still to this day, it's like,
yeah, that's not the one you wanna be known as.
And from my experience, just from LA before I moved here,
but for that whole time during Trump
and every person they put a microphone in front of
that was a minority, it was like, what do you think about Trump?
Oh, he's a racist, no matter who it was,
that label carried the most
action if you're a pro if you're pro if you're pro life it's a it that is
For a lot of people if you you walk around that layer certain parts and say you're pro life or you're voting for a pro life candidate
It's an act of war. So that that's I would say probably the biggest liability. Okay, so let's go back to it
Let's go back to it. Okay, let's go back to it. So
the biggest liability. Okay, so let's go back to it. Let's go back to it. Okay, let's go back to it. So election deny a racist bigot anti-vaxxer misogynist white
supremacist QAnon, which one's at the top? I still think racist. I think racist question.
What do you think? What do you think? Election denial. You're going to say it like that.
You're going to say it like that. Yeah, I think so. Because right now if you go anti-vaccine,
there's enough evidence where you have doubts, but there's not enough evidence
that's been presented to sway people who are election deniers. Could it be QAnon? QAnon carries
a lot of weight if they say he's a QAnon, she's a QAnon. The way I'm doing this is just so you know,
is math. So you might have 30% of the country who's like, I'm behind you, anti-vaxxer, or you might
have QAnon, you might have 10% of the country
Zero percent of the country is trying to be affiliated with white supremacy, right? And if you are let's pay let's pay the top three so let's just say you're saying election denier
white supremacists let's say QAnon
Racist anti-vaxxer. Okay fine. No prompt. How do you fight against these labels?
What is the right strategy to fight against labels? Because you have to know as you get louder
and you make more noise, what labels has Rogangaten?
What labels have...
Answer, sir.
Okay, what else has he gotten?
Right winger, right winged hotcaster,
which is for this one month.
All right, it's unbelievable.
What else has he got?
These are labels about right winged hotcaster, right?
Free thinkers, now a bad thing. I don't think free thinker is yet.
Well, they tried the racist thing on that. Yeah, with that. Yeah.
Sure. Racist. Yeah. Always.
But like, you know what? Right, winger. That's almost like a, that's, you know, you know,
you could, you, you just label that whole God. How about this? So anti-establishment.
Okay. So which one has stuck? Would Rogan? None. None of them. So how do you fight when?
Right wing or thing? I was going to say when you're an olyxium
denyer that you double, those people double down on that. If you're pro-life,
that's a religious stance usually. If you're, uh, you know, so, so I don't see
anybody fighting that. I think that you are labeled that because that is what you
are. And that's part of your political platform. And that's, that comes with
negative, but also positive results. If you're Republican, you are going to be pro-life.
If you're a Republican, you're going to be, you know, X, Y, and Z. If you are a Democrat,
a lot of times, you're, we know how you feel about the biggest issue is that we know a
lot of people in the leaders of quote unquote thought or at least pundits, I can usually
finish their sentences.
I know where you stand on most things.
Give me one issue.
You tell me your climate, you think that the globe is warming it and that we have to,
and human beings have done it all, I can probably tell you where you stand on a lot of other
stuff.
That's a bummer, but it's true, right?
So if you got all the vaccines and the booster,
it's a personality trait.
I can usually tell that that is,
you're, see, I believe that you don't choose
to be a Republican or a Democrat, a liberal or conservative.
I think it chooses you.
I think you have a series of personality traits.
And Jonathan Heitz-Dungway worked on this
in the righteous mind, but I think that there's no question that's, and what's his name?
Jordan Peterson talks about this too.
There are certain characteristics to your personality that will cause you to lean left
or causally in right, and you can't, you can try to fight that.
Then you have your experience.
You're saying it's the nature versus nurture debate, and it's in your nature.
If I don't pee now, I'm gonna die.
Go for it. Go for it.
We've got five minutes.
We've got five minutes.
We've got five minutes.
Go to the left. Help him go through it.
It hurts.
I already tried to help you with your voice.
By the way, question for you guys when he comes back.
So Beyonce, Beyonce gets paid $24 million to perform one hour in Dubai.
And who's paying, who's doing it?
I have no idea what it is,
but she's probably a royal family.
I mean, 24 million bucks for one hour.
So here's a question.
Yeah, is it overpaid or underpaid?
Over 100%.
But what is, if it's,
is this Saudi Arabia?
Dude, they're all done.
She's probably gonna overpaid 100%
is she going down?
Is that the most anybody to pay for?
Anybody for anything in the world?
24 1000% it's overpaid,
unless she's throwing gold at people.
By the way, okay, so Adam overpaid or under 24 million
by 24 now?
This might be controversial.
I actually think she's one of the most
overrated musicians there is.
I constantly ask people, who do you like better? 24 minutes were no. 24 minutes were no. 24 minutes were no. 24 minutes were no. 24 minutes were no.
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Play the, play the, yes.
I don't know what I've been.
I've never agreed.
This is her right now.
She's testing the sound.
That's the hotel it's being done at.
Her performance.
$24 million.
For an hour.
Okay.
So overpaid underpaid.
I'm gonna say it's underpaid.
Underpaid?
Underpaid under under paid
You 24 million for an hour. Yeah, so first of all let's give us the math. Let's do the math
So you're not paying
24 like a guy offered me to speak at an event
International right now. I get paid 250 an hour to speak. Okay, 250,000 dollars. Oh my god
250,000 dollars and we turned it down Not because I'm worried about going $250,000 and we turned it down.
Not because I'm worried about going to Iraq,
but we just turned it down.
Okay. We turned down 90% of speaking opportunities
in the States, $200,000 and they say,
how is your rate $200,000 an hour?
Because it's not an hour.
Yeah. You want me to go to LA,
I'm losing a full day, you want me to go there?
No, it's $200,000 for a day and a half.
I'm not doing this for $12,000.
So really, $200,000. I'm in Wi-Fi, which is Wi-Fi typically doesn't work when you're 30,000 feet in air.
You can't get the job done. And so ends up being $200,000 for a day, divided by 12 hours.
It's really only $16,000 an hour. I can do a lot more than $16,000 an hour. So,
Beyonce's getting paid $24 million000 an hour I can do a lot more than $16,000 an hour. So Beyonce's getting paid $24 million for an hour.
For one hour.
First of all, the private jet to go to Dubai and come back,
you know how much that is, that's a million and a half.
Holy shit.
You mean $2 million fee to go from.
Oh shit.
You mean you have to pay it.
In gas and stuff.
Yeah, if you go with, if you go with a G6 fee, whatever you do,
you're spending a million dollars to go to do,
of course, what are you talking about?
A million dollars? Bro, for Christmas,. What do you do? What do you do? I'm like a million dollars.
If you for Christmas, we went from here to Aspen and back. That's a hundred fifty thousand dollars. Wow.
If you go in from here to Dubai 20 hours, Aspen is four hours. So four. Yeah, it's a six hundred thousand dollar bill.
And Pat thinks what you're spending. It's a million dollar bill. And imagine what jet they're sending her. So then who's going with her?
No, exactly. I exam been spending two million dollars
and then she has to go a day in advance to prep she's
therefore probably three or four days it's really not twenty four million
dollars an hour it's twenty24 million divided by 36 hours
She's really only getting paid $800,000 in hours. Yeah, that's bullshit
Yeah, that's by the way if I was her agent. That's how would sell it
That's incredible and I would get a $24 million
Well, you're talking about good dude. He's talking about his opportunity call. It's not just the one hour
I'm gonna say first of all that's a lot of fun if I'm telling you I'm telling you you want me to
It's not just the one hour. I'm gonna say, first of all, that's a lot of fun.
If I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
you want me to bring my talent everybody wants for,
she does five million in Vegas, it's a one hour flight.
Okay, five million right now.
If you want Beyonce to go to perform in Vegas,
if she's available, it's five million for an hour,
but it's a one hour flight.
Wow.
To go to Dubai, 24 million, I think it was a low,
they low ball.
I think Dubai won.
Amazing.
Well, what's the famous story of, it could have been a plumber, it could have been lawyer, they low ball. They got, I think Dubai won. Amazing. Dude, but what's the famous story of it?
It could have been a plumber, it could have been lawyer,
whoever it is.
They're like, all right, we have a problem, get him in here
and he comes in and he fixes the problem in five minutes.
He's like, yeah, there'll be a thousand bucks.
He's like, you charge a thousand bucks in five minutes.
It's like, you're not paying me for the five minutes.
You're paying me for the 30 years of experience.
That's to know what the hell's going on here.
That's because I can fix it.
Is that what it is because of?
He drew a thing and the woman said
Can I have that he goes $24,000?
She's like, but you just you know he goes you did that in two seconds. He goes. Yeah, I know, but it took me
40 years for it. Is it the Picasso?
Yeah, I can also with the plumbers. I don't know if it's true, but that would be the
Yeah, I'm just curious. I mean it's not that much curiosity, but Dubai has how many billion the money in Dubai is
Well, I think they're gonna sell tickets to her performance
Oh, yes, and then they'll make their money. Oh, yeah
It's like I can't you know, I do I do this podcast for what 100 grand
And that's yeah, but that's my gift to you. Yeah, that's that's because I love you
Thank you
The whole time, Cal and the whole time when they offered you five. You're like no, no, I like him. I don't even have a changing room
This is great. It's fucked up. Yeah, you're like, no, no, I like him. I don't even have a changing room.
This is bullshit.
It's fucked up.
Yeah, man.
I'm impressed with what you've done, my friend.
You got into podcasting, in this,
you just, what do you think about this crazy podcast?
You're killing it, though.
I mean, I watch you.
You're all over the place,
but you're engaging in important discussion,
and you're moving the needle in the right direction,
and you listen so well.
And it's just, you know, I don't know, you've stayed so grounded. You know, you might fly
private, but you're hungry, you're still hungry. I told you, your tummy's a part of it that if it's if it's
If you really enjoy it and you haven't fun with it and then you're like this becomes a game and then you ask the question
What are the possibilities and you know your meeting all sorts of interesting before me when I was in the army
No, one of the things I loved about the army you were in the air force
So you kind of have an idea what happens. Like for me, I look forward to the weekends
because we would be up to four o'clock in the morning,
shooting the shit, playing cards, talking,
darts, pool, billiards, and we're just having
great conversations.
Yes, man.
Great conversations.
Who's the greatest coach of all time?
Who is the greatest general of all time?
Who is the best this?
Who is the best? But what do you think about that? What about this? And some of the best
podcasts that I've ever been a part of weren't the army that were never recorded.
Yeah, that's great. And if they were recorded today, it would be multiple strikes on YouTube
by the way.
Oh, you know what I'm doing? It's so funny. You know what I'm doing? I'm doing things.
So I've got my podcast, but I'm doing a thing now where I have two go pros
in my car, and I record the phone calls I have
with my father and my best friends
who are the most thoughtful people in my life.
And I'm gonna put that on Patreon.
I'm gonna call it Cruising with Calon,
and I just came up with this idea
because I have these conversations,
my friends are so brilliant,
and nobody hears these conversations,
and I'm learning as I'm talking to them.
And why not?
I'm driving to another podcast.
Why not just record?
This is like part of my life.
And so I'll have these conversations
when my father was 82 years old,
and I'm learning things.
And I'm like, I wanna put this out there.
Why not?
You know what we don't know,
which is like the craziest thing.
I'm gonna ask you a question,
and you give me the dollar amount, what it's worth.
Okay.
Okay, let's play this game.
What is a 1952 Mickey Manel Topps PSA 10
rookie card worth to you?
For me nothing but.
Okay, for you, that's the point,
but that's the answer.
So the answer is what it's worth to you.
Yes. Okay, for you, that's the point, but that's that's the answer. So the answer is what it's worth to you. Okay, what is a
Ferrari
La Ferrari 2014 worth to you. Yeah, I'm not a car guy. Okay, perfect. So what is a
uh, to
be in a movie
Scorsese movie with Joe Pesci Puccino and the Neuro. What is a word to you? Would you pay to be in that movie?
Lifetime goal. What would you pay to be in that movie whatever I got it?
That's a lot but but look what happened to you whatever you pay for our whatever you pay for for our
You would want to be in the movie with and you got a key role
Pesci the Neuro and Puccino, right? Okay, so to somebody or somebody must act. I don't want to be in a movie
I just want to watch it you guys do it. I'll go and watch. I'm not gonna be okay
what is it worth to you to travel to Monaco
and have dinner at Le Louie with every living president?
What is it worth to you?
It's interesting.
Five hour dinner.
Wow.
What is it worth to you?
What would you pay for?
I'm being serious, what would you pay?
Would you pay a million bucks to go to some like that?
I had it, yeah.
If you had it, it would be worth going through dinner like that, right?
100%.
You ready for the last question?
I love that.
It's a tricky one, bro.
It's an emotional one.
You ready?
Yeah.
What is it worth to you to have 2,000 hours of footage of conversations of your father,
grandfather, grandmother?
What is it worth to you?
A lot.
Think about that. What is the word to you? A lot.
Think about that. What would you do today?
You know what I would be doing today?
I'd be sitting there glued to the screen going through
2,000 hours of content documenting to see what my grandpa
was thinking in 1924, 1941 and 1930 this,
that's all you'd be thinking about.
What you and I don't know, bro,
is that's what our kids are gonna have one day.
Grandkids are gonna have one day when we're dead.
Yeah, man.
That is emotion.
I think about that all the time.
That is emotional.
It's in the forefront of my brain all the time.
That is so.
And I remember, I love my grandfather,
especially on my mother's side.
And I remember, you know, really listening to him.
I really, when he died, I remember having no regrets. I remember I said, man, I remember, you know, really listening to him. I really, when he died, I remember having no regrets.
I remember I said, man, I spent,
and I'm gonna feel the same way about my father.
I spent so much time with them,
and I spent real time with them.
And, you know, because a lot of people don't get that in life,
a lot of people don't have a father,
or they don't get that chance.
So, and I'm aware of that.
And, you know, that's one of the things that no matter what,
I know when my father goes, I'll know that.
I'll know that I spent all that quality time.
But to have that recorded,
are you kidding me?
Oh, I'll throw it.
Are you kidding?
Every man, they say that most men and women
who are historically significant,
all of them kept a diary of some kind, all of them.
Almost all of them wrote something every day, which I didn't know, or I read that recently.
But podcasting, I've been doing this now for, I don't know how many years, it's just a record
man, it's a record.
I said a lot of bullshit, but you know, have you ever watched a movie?
Hear me out, the question, have you ever watched the same movie back to
back in four hours? Oh yes. What movie? I mean, for me, it was raging porn. I think we're
going to say porn, but yes, that is well. I had to watch that again. I liked some of your
work too. The mail on mail stuff. You like that. No, that was Adam. Yeah, it was his voice.
Because he likes the voice. He likes the way he, uh, okay, okay. Yeah. Oh, Adam was Adam. Is that Adam? Yeah, it was his voice, because he likes the voice. He likes the way he, uh, Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Adam, Adam, what a voice, right?
Uh, he's written the Pee-Dee mask.
I'm raging bull.
Raging bull.
Okay.
And I recently watched Stutz, uh, twice, but that's a different thing.
Yeah.
Vinnie, you got one.
A movie you watch, same movie.
You know how you put a song on repeat and it keeps playing, playing, playing.
Goodillahs, I watched, I could do the whole movie good thought that I've watched over and over and over and over again
Have you watched the same movie two times in four hours same movie one thousand percent which one good fellas you watched it wise
But I've it's disgusting. I don't know if you've ever done this before well number one anything with Vince Vaughn
And then shout out to Brian Callan the hangover I could watch that thing bang bang bang
You know what it is for me for me it's the judge
Okay, it's the only movie I've watched it involved the judge
Really?
The judge back the back the back the back on a flight back from Europe
I just watched it and it's done. I went to the bathroom came back. I watched it. Why what was it about it? Oh?
My god, it's the verdict change in the second one first of all Robert Downey Jr. to me
You know how you said intuition you were talking about women have intuition. I think it's also
For me it would be people who have seen a lot or gone through a lot of shit
Yeah, typically have intuition. I just you know, I can't use the word love with actors,
but I can say I love this guy, man.
The way the guy acts and, you know,
when he went through his mess and he came back
to the redemption, I mean, he's just such a,
so you're watching this movie and I was telling you,
who we're talking to today.
I don't want to name drop, you know, our friend,
JP JP. Yeah, on to Raj. Uh, we're talking to him. And, you know, what I said, you know, when you played on to Raj, Ari, you were not acting. I said, I believe you were that guy,
you know, Robert Downey Jr. did an act in this movie. It was him and Robert DeVolves' father. I've had JP help me on acting roles.
He's the guy you want to talk about.
I got to understand.
Frick in A.
That guy.
He because his mother was an acting teacher.
His father was an acting teacher.
You know that?
Of course.
Yeah.
He's a customer lady.
And his sister's also in Sheriff Hivvina.
Yeah.
She's married to Adam K.
Right.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Big short road road, wrote, directed, you know, Taladega night and K. Oh, wow.
Big short, road-directed, you know,
Taladek and I, and all of them.
But he's, yeah, but he's, yeah, that guy understands acting on a deep.
No, he's something else, but I'm watching this movie.
So there's a scene in there where the youngest brother is like an autistic kid.
You know, he's got something that he's dealing with.
Down syndrome, but he's dealing with something.
And he shows an old clip because the oldest brother,
I don't know if you guys have seen this movie or not.
Have you seen the movie?
Have you ever seen this movie?
I never saw it.
Bro, first of all, whatever you do on the flight back,
figure out a way to watch this on your phone.
I'm telling you, you're gonna be blown away by this movie.
I am not.
Is it a new movie?
Oh no, it's an older movie.
I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. If you're a movie guy, you're gonna be blown away by this man. I am not. Is it a new move? No, it's an older move. I'm just telling old.
Yeah.
If you're a movie guy, you're gonna be blown away by this.
I can't believe that.
I'm hearing that now.
I'm here now.
I love both of those eyes.
His dad is a judge.
Him and his dad have the biggest fallen out.
He leaves the small city to go become one of the biggest lawyers in all of America.
Then his mother dies.
He is forced to come back to his mom's funeral.
And him and his dad have the biggest feud
because that are the three brothers,
the two have the same personality, him, dad, and himself.
And so much is revealed because the oldest brother was a picture.
He was about to go into major leagues.
There's an accident, his arm gets hurt,
doesn't go into the major leagues.
And the youngest brother one day, there in the basement,
he's playing the old video clips of the brothers
throwing the ball and he's doing this and he's doing that.
And then the youngest brother plays a clip of the oldest
brother's car accident.
The dad gets upset, throws it, turn that shit off, turn that
shit off, turn it off.
I told you, turn it off.
Then he breaks the camera.
I mean, it's a very, very, don't tell me anymore.
Yeah, I don't want to tell you, but I'm just telling you,
but by the way, I will watch this movie over and over.
You know what I like to do with this movie?
I like to watch this movie with people for the first time
and just watch a reaction.
I love, I do this.
This is that movie.
I like to watch this movie with people just to see
how you react to it.
Do you know what a young actor used to look up to Robert DeVol.
And mimic him.
Who do you think it was?
A young actor.
He told all of yourself?
Well, that's for sure, but no.
It's not Tom Cruise.
Robert De Niro.
Really?
De Niro's, he, he, brando and Duval.
They used to watch, it was De Niro and somebody else,
but they used to watch Duval.
If you ever watch De Niro, if you watch,
watch De Niro when he laughs, you know, he does that.
Yeah, that thing.
Oh, that's such a devol thing.
Watch devol.
Yeah.
Watch devol.
You're right.
And his earlier movies, that came from devol.
Wow.
When you watch the great Santini and he's drunk and he's going,
you know, the great, have you seen the great Santini?
That's a, that, bro.
Yes, I watched that Pat.
Listen to me Pat.
That's about, that's about a father and a son relationship.
It's a.
You got to get that into your belt.
The great Santini, Robert DeVolve.
Done.
Forget it.
Done and I put the judge in my belt.
But I got to see this.
I can't wait.
But you know what's great.
You know, as an actor and I'm a movie bump and he knows this, I've never even heard of
the judge.
Oh, really?
First, I sort of got 24 to go.
24 to go.
So, so I so listen, I went to the breakers and I see Robert DeVol.
I go to him, I say, hey Robert, can I just tell you something?
Says what's that?
I said, in Iran, we watched Godfather in Farsi.
I said, you have to subscribe a seat.
Let me tell you my experience when I went to Iran.
He started telling me these stories.
I'm like, we have a picture to get.
I'm like, you know, to how cool is that.
You see celebrities, you're like, whatever. The interview all these people. I was like, we have a picture to get. I'm like, you know, to, to, to, how people like, you see celebrities, you're like, whatever, the interview, all these people.
I was like, did you robber devol? You're not just standing, you're just, you're robber devol
right when you see that. So, but when you watch the judge, I'm like dying to tell you how
to move you. But I'm not going to do it to you. I'm going to, I'm going to watch it tonight.
Dude, I had so fast. Just a long read Rocky. He read the script.
Like I'm standing there with him
and he's reading from the original screenplay.
Oh my God.
I'm right there.
He's reading.
When was it?
Where was this?
Well, I also, I also am there with him
in his foyer when Sugar Ray Leonard,
and I have it on video.
Sugar Ray Leonard is showing me how,
because I say to him, I go, champ, I'm like,
I can ask you cause I go, not the body of you,
but we were all talking and I go,
when I'm, when I'm jab, when I'm going,
when I try to go here and then I go here
and I'm going for the body, if I'm gonna hip the body,
when I make this transition, I keep getting hit,
cause that was true.
I just couldn't, I couldn't hunt the body.
I was always, I go, bop, bop, and as you turn,
you get hit. So I go, how do you dig hunt the body. I always I go, bop up and as you turn you get hit. Right. So I go, how do you
how do you dig to the body? I'm asking him. So he starts teaching
me. He starts teaching me. Stolone says to my right there. There
it is. Oh, shit. Look, look, look, look at this. Look at you. Now
watch, look at slow. It's slow. I think come on, come on, dude.
Dude, I have no business asking him this bullshit anyway.
Seriously, who am I? Who is this kid? Seriously, look at the fighter. Look at him teaching me.
Look at him teaching. So what a moment, dude. Where are you guys? That's in St. Lawrence house. Holy. Yeah. That's that's
That's crazy. Is that one of his daughters by the way?
Yeah, great girls. Yeah, I bet.
Dude, by the way, he's 16. Couldn't look better.
No, that's that's surreal right there, but figure right.
And then and then I had the same experience with with Pacino in the other room.
What the hell's going on? Dude, what was this?
February whose birthday was it February 3rd? We were just watching I think we were watching the either we were watching
Anthony Joshua or the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, super. Well, I would go to his house periodically
Slime the long. Yeah, yeah, and so it'd be I'd be there and I'd be like oh and then Pacino would walk in
Then David Blaine then guy furious in the kitchen and making food and we're all hanging out
And I was like I've arrived have you know what walk in David Blaine then guy furious in the kitchen and making food and we're all hanging out and I was like I've arrived.
Have you seen what he won the Oscar when he won the Oscar and who who creeped up on them
behind him when he won a for Rocky.
You see that where Ali comes right behind it when you make the jam and oh that was great.
Yeah.
Yeah man.
It's really those moments are kind of like at one point I was standing in a circle with it was I think it was
Swarth's Nagger, Pacino, Stallone and somebody else and I'm just standing there listening them talk and Bill Burwaks
by me and with a cigar he goes, you've been here an hour already get over it.
And I was like, no, I'm not going gonna get over it. This is exciting to me. By the way, Bill is one of my favorite comedians
as Bill Burr.
We have met my show, but I understand.
No, I appreciate you.
But you know, that's by the way.
No, I'm just saying, it's not a big deal.
That wasn't a big deal.
That's a matter of fact.
It's not about me, I'm just saying.
If you haven't, if you look at that.
That was so quick, I almost missed you.
If you like to have very hard for over an hour, come to Danian, draw this week. Yeah, that's so quick. I almost was very hard for over an hour. Come to
Danian. Prove this week. Yeah, that's
all Danian. So Danian Prove tonight
tonight. Tonight two shows tomorrow.
Two shows Saturday. Come get some
what time tonight is eight o'clock?
Right? You're eight o'clock. So we've got
to get you on the 45 minutes tomorrow
7 30 and then we're doing it. You're
doing it again. Saturday. When do you
leave Sunday or what time you leave
in Sunday? I don't think till like five, 30 at night.
What are, what are you leaving from?
Well, I'm flying on Beyonce's jet.
No, I'm flying on your watch.
I'm just underpaining you, bro.
Yeah, I know.
And honestly, talk to our lawyer.
Never again, we pay $100,000 when he come here.
That's gotta be at least a million of ability.
It's an outrage, but I love you.
I love you.
I want to represent you.
Let me be your lawyer. Let me be your lawyer
Let me be your manager please but David management
From from from from prostitutes
And this is what I've got it. No, and this is what I'm saying
We represent 73
And when I'm doing my, and you let me negotiate first.
And then when they hit me with their terms,
I go like this, I go, guys, you got to talk to the Assyrian.
And just the door rolls up and you're just,
and you step out.
I just step out.
Don't clean it out, though.
I do this as I leave.
I go, I just, yeah. And the pet walks in like this and goes,
you better fucking,
you're the boss behind you.
Guys, I'll be over here if you need any help.
By the way, like, if there,
you know, jobs that you wonder if you could do or not,
yeah, how are there new jobs?
You're like, if there is a job,
I wouldn't mind seeing if I could have been good at it or not.
What is the one thing you think you would have been good
if you would have done it?
Yeah, honestly. Honestly, teacher or a dancer, I know it sounds like a strip like so dancer like
No, I mean, yeah, I got a nice ass, but still
He's
The audience perspective so teacher or dance yeah, I would love about yourself like if you did something else
I'd sat in a comedy or insurance, what would it be?
Like you're like, I think I would have done
a good job at that.
Something in music, radio exec or music exec,
something in music.
You know what I can actually see that?
How about yourself?
Mine, I have two of them.
One was like detective,
because I was like my mom watched all those shows
with like a blood and I figured it out.
But then I wanted to be a F16 pilot,
easily could have been. I think you're an amazing stand of comic. Thank you. But then I wanted to be a F16 pilot, easily could have been a-
I think you're an amazing stand of comic.
Thank you.
And I think you're way better than anybody knows.
And I think you're better than you know.
I think your talent is prodigious.
I like using big words, meaning your talent is fucking huge.
And I think if you decide to be great,
that's a decision, we talked about this last time.
I'm saying it on a podcast because I took him over in the green room time. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like what is going on here? You kill rooms, dude, and you know, I've seen you do it. You could do that for an hour anytime and
Your your talent is crazy.
I'm gonna give you that money for building up. We agree. Yeah, so you were gonna say what you could say pilot or I think that 16 pot and buy
I love you. Thank you brother. Uh, it means a lot coming from you. Oh, after 60 bro. Okay. Think about it
I played top gun in the Nintendo. I was disgusting at it, nasty.
And I was like, and then I was like bro,
if I just learned the,
I could have been a pilot, easy, like F-60,
and I was in the Air Force too, so.
Brotherway Callan, happy upcoming birthday to you,
buddy, your birthday is in like six days, I'm sure.
It sure is, it's like 33 years old.
Like how, yeah, you got two weeks, right?
That's a week's after.
That's a great day.
It's Sam Carvajal's birthday today.
Happy birthday.
Sam, happy birthday, baby.
We got the ladies that we were talking about from the world that can have a form to come
for his birthday.
There it is.
There it is.
They're working on their education.
Yeah.
And you help with their rent.
Yes.
And we got a lot of discount to help the think, big master negotiator.
We got help for Wachie. And then 27. Okay. Anyways, guys, this was freaking awesome. Yes. And we got him out of this counter. We got him out of this counter. That's a big nasty negotiator. We got him for weight you.
But then 27.
Okay.
Anyways, guys, this was freaking awesome.
Awesome.
Dude, have a killer show.
Thank you.
Thanks for having me.
Go out there, spend money, you order your drinks,
bring friends, Dania Beach.
Let's put the link below.
People know what it is.
Just put the link below so people will know as well.
And then look what we're doing this again next time.
I love it brother. Thank you so much.
I always appreciate you.
Yes, have a great weekend everybody. Take care. Bye bye bye.