Pendejo Time - bullriders

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

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Welcome to the rodeo. On the rodeo we got riding the biggest motherfucking bull you've ever seen in your life, Thomas. Thomas White heading up out of Fort Worth, Texas. He has a special technique. He likes to suck on the bull before he gets in the saddle. We're going to hear it from Thomas right quick. Thomas, explain your technique for sucking on the bull before you get on it. technique for right for sucking on the bull before you get on it right well a lot of people would assume that when you say sucking on a bull that you would be deep throating uh a large uh muscular man before he you know bangs out your wife but you know and maybe after he punches he slaps you with his big cock and then he treats you like a stupid little bitch

in this case is much much different i am giving a blow job to an animal yeah that's what i figured you i didn't go the other way with it uh so does this calm the bull down for you to stay on that bull longer? Or is this just something like a ritual? Usually what I try and do is I will rile the animal up by giving it a blow job. Oh, so you're trying to make it more ornery. Right. But I will not allow it to finish until after we are done with the rodeo. Okay, so you're actually trying to make the ride harder on yourself

by getting the bull off like you're edging that animal that bovine critter you ever jumped up and down in the shower with a boner so that your neighbors couldn't hear you shower can't say can't say in particular that i have but go on go on ahead and explain well it's pretty much exactly like that. Most of the audience has done that before, where the neighbor likes listening for shower noises, so you got to make them think you're playing tennis or something. And it hurts to jump up and down with a boner. It does. While your neighbor is watching you take a shower. That is true.

Right. Anyway, so basically the bowl's got a big old boner and most of these bulls um it's not something i've noticed in a sexual way right something i've noticed as a human being as a man uh-huh and as a sexual deviant um these bulls are quite hung and i don't just mean in the way you think which is like you know how sometimes you know they'll have um a huge penis right uh they also um are very well endowed okay and i don't just mean in the usual way with like they also have they've got big balls and cocks okay so they got the they have the god combo they have the adonis package the premium you know yeah and usually i'll piss them off even more sometimes if it's a bowl you know that we have a hard time

getting a jump around i'll only suck on the balls. And you're telling me that this makes it for a more difficult and challenging ride. You ever gotten a blowjob that was only on your balls with a gun to your head? It's been a long time, I would say. I was into that type of stuff when I was younger, a bull rider. When I was a younger bull rider, man, we would do all sorts of crazy things together you know yeah i'm just a little older now i don't do it for me no more i understand you know well uh here's something a little more relatable you ever make your drink your friend uh drink antifreeze and he said if he didn't do it he'd suck his dick and he'd be gay so he did it and then he passed away unfortunately it's sort of like that but we've given an animal a blow job right and i

would like to thank the different one of the major differences is you know your average man's maybe you know somewhere between like 190 and you know maybe 220 um well you're you're doing that thing to a 3,000-pound animal. So the stakes are probably a little higher. Right. And a little larger, for sure. For sure. Now, you're not getting fucked by this animal. You're just sucking on it.

Correct. I don't like to be unprofessional with the lifestyle. That's what I was hoping you'd say that. Because I feel like a lot of these younger highfalutin bull riders before they go out a riding you know yeah they'll put condoms on the horns then they'll get flipped off and land on the horns and get fucked by the horns and then the usually oftentimes a bull will lick their butt their butt crack even right yeah that's as well as the cheeks and uh the taint area yeah nowadays i don't even call them rodeo kings anymore i call them rodeo clowns you know the guys distract the bulls that's what i call them yeah i think i i think that other people might call them that but i

might be wrong yeah i'm not 100 on that one i coined a phrase here and there but i i do think there is something to the uh you know as bull riders as veteran bull riders like ourselves you know i think there is something to getting back to the old ways uh you know sucking on a bull's nuts letting them lick your butt cheeks uh you got to really a lot of people don't get close with their animals anymore um they're on their damn phones and uh so they don't understand appreciate the power of animal husbandry especially in a sport like bull riding yeah most definitely and far beyond animal husbandry you, even fewer have the act of animal wifery down. Exactly. Which is where you cook for the animal, you clean for the animal, and you care for it.

Sometimes the animal will break your heart, but you always know you're the human it comes back to mm-hmm after a hard day of animal work sometimes the animal beats the shit out of you but you know yeah it's sometimes sometimes you gotta put your animal on the health care plan at your work even though you make less money because they're they're kind of a breadwinner animal but they don't got no benefits. And then also sometimes you get angry and you fuck all the animal friends. And basically you'll let the whole barnyard run a big animal train on you, even going down to lesbianism, which would include foxes.

I hope you don't mind my language here but basically sucking on udders like they're clits and basically drinking milk as if it were human cum yeah i mean the thing about it is is that you just that the the you only have to do that because the animal drinks too much too much Banquet and it tips you over the staircase when you're just trying to do laundry. Yeah, all I'm drinking is milk. That's basically all my animal lets me drink. It keeps my skin real soft like a little pup. My bones are so dense I can barely get down the stairs anymore. Yeah, I freaking pissed out a slinky the other day.

I'll tell you what. Yeah, animal wifery is just, I think it's a long forgotten art. Yeah. And you know now these new animal feminists, they say, Oh, you don't got to fuck your animals anymore. Go ahead and cancel me. i fuck my horse just like my old man did right yeah my old man uh mr hands you can mr hands was my father uh yeah you know it's important to understand that um bull riding is not from faint of heart yeah if you don't fucking drive mouth either yeah man i love you just have such a way with words do you think that you

absorb any of the bull's power and just sort of charisma oh do i it seeps out of me let me tell you i figured as much i hardly sit down without you know getting lifted up a little bit i got a sponge in my underwear it feels like every time i go poo-poo it's like insulation coming out yeah man that's thank you for you just you're just such a people might call coming out yeah man that's thank you for you're just you're just such a people might call you vulgar but this is because they don't understand you they might say you're that's the most disgusting shit

they ever heard in their fucking life and to listen to a man say those things makes them feel uneasy hey you can call me vulture just don't don't call me don't call me vulture don can call me Vulture. Just don't call me Vulture. Don't call me Vulture. That's a program.

Anyway, yeah, you know, I'm done with that. I think that's about good. Okay, yeah, that works for me. I think we can wrap that up tidily. I feel like you took that a little too far. Yeah, I definitely. I think, in my opinion, if I'm critiquing our own work, I would say animal wifery, probably where it could have stopped,

probably somewhere in, like, the meat of that. Yeah. We didn't have. I think it's wrong, honestly, to guzzle on animals come. I wouldn't come out and say that I think it's really, it's wrong honestly to guzzle when animals come I wouldn't come out and say that I think it's really it's not right to get railed out

like a piece of paper with a little hole in it and a bunch of chickens are pecking at it I don't think it's right for a big moose to lick my wee wee to turn me to just break me in half like a coconut like you're just spitting a log for a big moose to lick my wee-wee. To turn me?

Yeah. To just break me in half like a coconut, like you're just spitting a log. I don't think a pigeon should ever fuck me. Let alone all my friends and me at the same time. Like, just flipping on channels, and you're being interviewed by Dr. Phil, and that's the first thing I see you say.

Like, I'm halfway through the interview, and you're like, and look, I had to tell her. I said, you know, I don't think a pigeon should be fucking me in my ass. Yeah, well, you know, I mean, I don't think so either, Tom, but I figured, you know, we could get in here and discuss your religious upbringing, not necessarily.

Well, I don't want to talk about that. Well, Phil, I think you're a huge bitch. I think you're a huge fucking retard, Phil. My dog's in the back in his back room it's gonna fuck you if you don't shut up you better shut the fuck up phil i'm gonna get my fucking huge ass concourser out here to turn you out yeah i you know it all started back that one summer you know i was just lonely and now my my you know my wife won't leave me won't leave me alone with the parrot you know she actually had a steamy affair she came home from the from her

work trip she's gone for a couple weeks and uh you know i got lonely and she didn't immediately find out you know the parrot was saying all sorts of things like I poppy and, uh, you know, uh, gasoline and stuff like that. But I just told her I was showing him daddy Yankee, you know?

Yeah. That's okay. See, now we've moved on to safer topics. Yeah. Like, like getting fucked by a parrot. Yeah. We've, by a parrot. Yeah.

We've matured so much in this episode. We went from... Sucking a bull's dick, I believe. To getting fucked by pigeons and parakeets of different birds of paradise and just normal birds. That's okay. I've always been curious. I mean, you know, the Mr. Hands guy and all those other type of guys that are into that stuff. Like, how do you get there? I don't want to know a roadmap.

I'm not trying to myself. I just, like, conceptually, like, you know, there's different types of sex people have. like you know there's there's different types of sex people have people dress up like fucking you know like nurses and leather stuff and they beat the dog shit out of each other or whatever which is why fine whatever whatever the fuck you're into so long as it's like you know consenting adults but like how do you get to getting fucked in your ass by a horse so hard you die like what did you get bored with like the nastiest most fucked up human set like do you understand what i'm saying like were you doing like shit stuff first and you got bored with that and you're like all right i guess i'll move on to like what's the next fucked up thing oh i have a

horse in the backyard i guess i'll let it fuck me until i'm dead like i don't understand how do you i mean in all seriousness i think it all starts with the woke agenda. Man, I was hoping you were going to say that because I didn't want to say it. I figured that's probably what it was. You know, you look at what Michelle Obama is doing in our schools. Yeah. in our schools yeah and what um barack is doing uh-huh with the military and what obama is doing with the um the uh culture for sure you know it's it's not surprising in fact i'll go out on a limb if i was a middle school high school boy right now

the last thing i'd be looking for is a human woman you know i would probably be looking for just and i don't want i don't want to sound gross here but just like uh guess like a earthworm like hole right right right um maybe it would you could just aren't big enough you know it may be a big earthworm though you could in theory just fuck the little hole that a mud bug lives in like a crawdad hole uh especially like it would be i think it would lose its structure i don't know man them things built build them up pretty pretty solidly the structural integrity is there so i think it grabs think that maybe it's just i think anything that people do out in the sticks

i wonder like if you just smoke enough meth like you just become like a depraved animal you know what i'm saying like you're like your prefrontal lobe that like uh that lets you know like you know you have an intrusive thought you're like walking in the mall and uh you see like an old lady in front of you and you're like man actually before anyone could stop me i could just like punch her in the back of the head and kill her. You don't do it because, you know, you know, it's bad to hurt old people. You go to jail. You know, blah, blah, blah.

You'd lose your life or whatever. But I wonder if, like, you smoke too much meth and, like, that kind of just shuts that part of your brain off. So, like, if you have a... I would probably just want to jack off all the time. That's what I... But time that's what i but maybe that's where it starts is my thing because you're like because in a sober mind without meth you wouldn't jack off for 10 hours you already understand that that's just a no-go i won't

even jack off for 20 minutes i don't have 10 minutes yeah uh you really usually um usually have an orgasm really fast. I do. I do. And so I'm just curious if, you know, if you smoke a bunch of glass and you jack off all day, and then jacking off all day gets bored, you're like, I do have, like, a goat outside, and he really can't say much. I mean, he could try to smash his head into me, but, you know, that's about it. I would imagine. In my heart of hearts, I would like to, but that's about it. I would have met. In my heart of hearts, I would like to think that that's what happened.

You think you would fuck a goat if you smoked meth? No, I meant to the people. I hope every guy smokes meth, which is millions of guys. I hope they all think about fucking their animals, but it's because of the meth.

It's one of the most common drugs in the world. There's Congress, there's senators smoking meth. I'm just, I'm not saying that everybody who smokes meth eventually gets there. I'm saying that like these backwoods motherfuckers that like... The Mr. Hands guy. That's not a decision you make sober. I hope it's alcohol

making these guys rape people. Listen, motherfucker. I understand what you're saying. You're excusing it. Oh my god. Did you guys see what's going on? I'm just kidding. I know what you mean. I just don't know how you you get there i guess because it's like it's like the goatee guy well actually no i fucking remember reading that like a little interview with him and he literally was just like yeah i started shoving little stuff up my asshole and i got bored with that so i

started shoving really big stuff up my asshole that's basically the end of the story and i was like i feel so much better about understanding he died right yeah i think he died like 2000 from a watermelon though is that real from what i remember yeah it was like uh he had he had put a whole watermelon in his ass before but he didn't stretch enough so he like ruptured his shit and he bled out yeah it was one of those things like you know when you've you've been like you're getting back in the gym after a while and you don't stretch enough and you pull some pop something yeah he did that but he just like tore his intestines could have been a fake article i would like to think i read it when i was like 12 so um i would like to if that was correct. I would like to think that he, like how you go in the gym and you're like,

I could probably put up 185. No problem. I could probably squat like 350. And you haven't been to the gym in like three months. You haven't even been running. But you have that confidence. You're like, I'm a fucking, I'm a man. You know, I can get this done.

I can put this work in but you're psyching yourself up not to like try to run like a like a low six minute mile or like you know try to put 225 up you're psyching yourself up in like a masculine way to shove a large vine fruit up your ass you're like dude i ain't no bitch i just did this like six months ago so i'm not like i don't need to stretch i just got to put a big fucking fruit up my asshole and not die and you know sadly god had other fucking plans yeah i hope that was i mean if it wasn't made up article who cares but who gives a shit you're like i don't want to sully the man's name yeah i don't want to give this guy a bad rap you know what i'm saying right uh well you know i think i think there's honor in sticking something up your ass is that big no for sure i think he put like a basketball up there too before yeah i want to say there

was a bowling pin involved as well that i remember that he was talking about, which like... It's fine. You know, it's like... I never... In my mind, the people who are into that type of stuff don't have jobs and houses. They all live like in the sewers and stuff. But I... A close friend of mine dated a girl who was into like the super like bdsm conventions and

stuff and he's like all right i'll go with you whatever the fuck this was years some years back and uh he was like kind of we were talking about it one time and he was like yeah man you meet people who are into like really wild shit and they're just like dentists and they're like car salesmen like in my mind i have like a sort i guess a puritan brain with regard to this where i'm like nah if you're into like all that type of wacko stuff you need to like the only job you could have is like uh like blacksmith's apprentice or like uh yeah like goth like that's your op like you're like literally the only job you can have like you work at the laser tag store you know? I don't know how else to put it.

People that are into that stuff shouldn't be, like, I don't know, like, teachers and shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, principals and stuff. Well, here's how I see it, you know. Evil Knievel did some cool stuff. Right. But Evil Knievel never put a basketball in his ass. Correct.

But Evel Knievel never put a basketball in his ass. Correct. How is daredevilism, you know, how is jumping over a cliff impressive, but, you know, we can't speak publicly about how it's pretty fucking insane that somebody put a watermelon in their ass? That is very true. You can talk about how somebody fucking did a high wire or whatever at work. That's a stupid ass thing to do. But if you tell your coworkers about a guy's asshole that can stretch the size of Hulk Hogan's head,

now you're on paid leave. Yeah, that's a good point, man. You don't get to be a cop for two weeks. You can come back from the weekend and you're like, man, I watched that Nitro Circus. That Travis Pastrana, he's something else. And you're like, yeah, I think I remember him from when I was a kid. You're like, yeah, all right. And you're like, all right, see you, Tom.

All right, see you. And you go back to the warehouse or whatever. But you're right. You can't go up to your work buddy and be like, dude, there's this guy on the internet who shoved a bowling pin up his asshole. And then he just sort of went to work that way. And then, yeah, you're going to get in big trouble, which to me seems like a double standard. Because I fucking don't really like sports. I only really care for the ones where guys are punching each other.

I don't give a fuck about soccer. I don't give a fuck about basketball. I don't give a fuck about football. I don't give a fuck about baseball. bunch on each other i don't give a fuck about soccer i don't give a fuck about basketball i fuck about football i don't fuck about baseball but if uh i'm forced to listen to like your shit you know like not you specifically but you are in the general sense of like oh yeah the mets baby love the mets like if i'm forced to listen to that you should be list forced to listen to my interests which are typically either music or mixed martial arts

or stuff I find on the Internet that's cool. And some of that stuff that I find involves guys shoving big beach balls up their assholes and stuff. I should be able to openly talk about that. Man, you just lit a fire up under me, Thomas. I feel like this is a really important point that we need to really drive home. If I'm at work and you have to tell me about your stupid fucking kids, they're not my kids, dude. I don't give a fuck that your son started t-ball lessons i don't give a fuck

at all i never cared i don't give a fuck that your daughter uh is doing a recital and she's singing a song from frozen and every year i don't care but if i have to listen to it which i will out of a fucking civility out of nic niceties, out of being cordial, then I should be able to corner that same guy and be like, hey, man, do you know about Tub Girl? She had diarrhea, and then she was in a bathtub, and she pooped, and it went back on her head. I should be able to talk about that type of stuff.

You know what I'm saying? Right. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. You know, I mean, why is it okay for people to talk about, you know, vacations, which is not part of work? Yeah, if I talk about the one time I was in high school and I accidentally ejaculated on my own face. Yeah. Just a little bit. Yeah.

Like a little bit caught the chin and then i just you know and i had a little stubble at the time and i went looked in the mirror i didn't even notice i just saw the droplet uh-huh in my stubble and i almost started crying because I was less secure in my identity at the time. You know, I mean, I just, you know, if I mention that to say my boss and my job I just started. Yeah. And he gets mad at me, I should get to say, you're a punk bitch. Yeah, you're a fucking. Yeah.

I should get to say, you're a pussy. I'm going to fucking get out of here. You're a chomo. You're a gay guy. You're a fucking yeah i should get to say you're a pussy i'm gonna fucking get out of here you're a chomo you're a you're a gay guy you're a fucking pedophile you're a fucking pedophile dude you're literally a fucking you're literally a sexual predator of children i just saw you molest i just saw you having sex with a child earlier somebody's like what'd you do this weekend oh i saw jerry molest a kid yeah you know i was uh i was yeah the guy from accounting yeah he's a pedophile i was up on my roof putting my christmas lights up and i saw jerry had a like i like i was like an 11 year old boy in his pool and he doesn't

have kids yeah really messed up yeah like really no i just couldn't think anything um i just kind of panicked yeah i kind of panicked and i just said a really bad rumor about a guy who works here who I think is a family man. It's not the worst rumor you could spread. It's definitely up there for sure, but I mean, I don't really— Yeah, I mean, we've all spread rumors like that about coworkers, so— For sure. Sometimes it's funny to just be like, Yeah, I heard that Melissa, I heard that she gets totally beasted out friday through sunday from 5 p.m to 11 59 p.m on sunday it's just a three-day you know whole festival for yeah all the home

depot parking lot guys uh see you can't talk about you can't um if you work at a restaurant you can talk about getting pussy but it always makes people feel uncomfortable if you're one of the old guys you can talk about getting pussy, but it always makes people feel uncomfortable. If you're one of the old guys, you can talk about getting pussy, and it's awful. Yeah. Nobody wants to hear about it. Yeah. Like, I remember being, like, 16, this guy, like, showing me scratches on his back. Yeah.

And being like, oh, that's awesome, man. He's like, yeah, I'm 34. I fucked an 18-year-old last night. Swag. Oh, that's so cool. That girl is. When I'm your age When I'm your age I hope I get to fuck

Girls my age That would be awesome Yeah It's just like Yeah man And that girl dude She is not gonna view you As

In like 10 years As like the worst mistake That she ever made Like you know You know what I'm saying brother That's the coolest thing A guy like you can be doing Oh I bet you teach girls New things about sex because they're not as experienced as you.

Yeah, probably. Bet you're such a tiger working at this restaurant. Working at this Joe's Crab Shack during the holiday season. I bet you probably could fuck her and eat her pussy out real good and then pick up a steak from here and bring it to her. Yeah, use your 50% discount because it's really all you can afford to feed her anything nice. But she thinks just a little bit of money because you told her you write for the movies that you used to.

Right. You told her you only pick obscure 90s comedies like Go and Grind. I think that's early 2000s. It's okay. You told her that you wrote Go and grind and you get residuals. But, you know, you got something big coming down the pipe.

James Cameron is going to ask you to do that. But for now that you have to eat off of the, the employee meal menu with the 50% discount. And also you need a blow job every day before work because that's what yeah that's what writers one thing most people don't know about me is i'm 40 years i'm 44 years old yeah i still get a blow job at the movie theater every day yeah yeah a lot of people what a lot of people don't know about me is is that i am 39 years old and uh i still like uh you know i will like loudly

at like a party or bar be like i eat pussy for my pleasure like i just say it to where a lot of people could hear it you know what i'm saying just to let people know like that there's a real sort of a real giver giving mail in the room yeah that's good because it's hard to know who the givers are and who the takers are it is it is and then it's i'm tired of you i hate i hate it when um i do i'm getting so tired of having sex with teenage girls like as a as a 48 year old itold, it's like grow up. You know, it's like you pick them up online or whatever, and it's like you go to their house, and it's usually nice.

Yeah. You know, usually like a Cadillac or something out front. It's like, okay, so they've got their life together. Right. And then they start talking about school and all that, and it's like, I haven't been to school in forever. Right. I'm just like a high roller roller i graduated high school 30 years ago you know yeah all i'm good at is making money and eating vagina you know and basically you know it's like

i'll be giving these high schoolers like massages you know because it's like you got to get the stress out because school can be so hard dude and, and they have finals week coming up, and they're applying to college, and that makes them really stressed out and sad. And I fit really neatly on their backs because I'm 5'1", 300 pounds. Yeah, yeah. And basically it's like a lot of guys would look down on me possibly right for basically only fucking the most like beautiful like whores in the world right right right um which basically for me is you know assistant manager joe's crab shack is like just girls who like basically went to the high school i went to because it's nice to have things in common with people um but yeah it's like people ask like like bro do you ever get

tired of like chewing cud you know yeah yeah and for me it's like no like i don't care if all my teeth fall out i'll still keep slurping up that pussy. That gash like a fucking... It tastes good. Well... It tastes good like a freaking piece of candy or something to me. At least. Like I'm eating a piece of licorice.

Yeah, but I mean that's like when you live that crazy life. Like a lot of people want the 9 to 5. You know, they want the wife. They want the kids. You know, the 401K. I don't want that. I want to hang out at, you know, like, I want to hang out at, like, all of the college clubs. And I want to get really into, like, EDM DJs.

And I want to, you know, just try to take home a 19 year old communications major in my Toyota Tacoma. And it's all about. And a lot of people think it's wrong to take a girl to the beach who just graduated high school when you have to get prostate exam from a doctor once a year. But they don't understand that I'm just a fun loving guy. You know, everybody in my life says I need to grow up. Everybody in my life says that I need to get a real job. Everybody in my life says that I need to find an actual wife, but why would I do that?

Why would I want a nagging bitch in my life? You feel me? For real. I mean, that's the nature of the bitches, though. They be nagging. I mean, I remember, dude, I had to stop fucking with college girls

because they read too much. Dude, they freaking have phones and all that nowadays. Man, they can Google like, like,

they don't even play volleyball anymore. They just freaking, they basically just watch Grey's Anatomy and freaking suck dick all day. Take SSRIs

because you know they just I'm like subconsciously like pulling a gun on myself it's difficult to to play this and not just like kill myself on this chair but anyway

it's gotta be somebody's job to do this it's a dirty job and we do it gladly yeah well i think if you work with enough of those guys like when you said it you hit the nail on the head earlier when we think like obviously social settings are different that's not a novel observation at all but like when i worked in kitchens and stuff at bars and restaurants or whatever, it was fine to, to be like, yeah, like to say shit like that,

like even as a joke. But like, if somebody did say to you, like, yeah, I fucked the shit out of the hostess. You'd be like, you're gross as fuck,

man. I'm going to go over there and nothing really happened to the guy. You know what I mean? Like, or I would, you know, like, or some like still fucking guy would be like,

God, I would drag my nuts across fucking hot glass just to sniff her seat. And you're like, you're a sick, what the fuck are you talking about? I hate the way old Southern motherfuckers talk about, like, just say you want to fuck her. That's vulgar enough.

Like, if we're just working, and you're like, man, I would love to have sex with that girl missionary. I'd be like, ah, it's fucking weird. But I would rather hear that than you're like i was so clarified man i would love to have like a respectful relationship leading up to it yeah and then like one night you know after years of friendship basically keep in mind i'm so gracious by now she's busted as fuck yeah i took it real slow She's really ugly and fat now. Yeah, we are both past our prime. Yeah, we look like shit.

Anyway, yeah. I'm cooking dinner for her. Basically, we're both divorced by now. I'm cooking dinner for her as a friend. We're both in our mid-40s. We do not love each other anymore at all. No, no, by now, we're just friends. We're both divorced from other relationships.

And I'm basically making her a ribeye on my George Foreman's grill. Yep. And she comes over, and we both had half of a Modelo. And she grabs me. I turn around. I'm 250 pounds. I'm not super fat but i'm like definitely not looking too good anymore yeah um and she says um i uh basically dude i want you to freaking take me on the couch right now and so we go over there basically and i take my fucking uh half hard dick out of my plaid shorts and then she kind of

peels my wife beater off and i take off her like stupid ass really loose sports bra because her boobs are really saggy now they're yeah they're kind of flat looking and just sort of like it like yeah glued to her body gained weight but none in her boobs at all like there's no not a lot of tata meat there mostly skin and i basically i just grab her big fat face it's like a bulldog's face now she's not sexy anymore not like she is now and i put my whole tongue in her mouth like tom cruise and top gun like i go straight in with the tongue yeah she's like she's like bro you got dorito breath and i just go ha ha and i start plowing her like a like i got mad cow disease and then basically i freaking bust a load on my own couch yeah and she does not get pregnant because she cannot have babies anymore she's barren as fuck yeah and basically

we lived together happily for like two and a half years after that and then basically she gets back together with her ex-husband and i end up um i really spiral and i go back to the oil field after that right well thank you for telling me that story man i gotta clean the grease traps out uh i appreciate it you should be able to you can talk like that at the restaurant you talk like that obviously like a job site or whatever the fuck but uh it's it again not a novel observation this isn't but it is it is a little frustrating that like i can't do that at like the jobs i work now like it kind of i in a weird way man i i know and we we started this episode being like god damn the guys who talk like that nasty or we were talking about it, whatever.

Part of me kind of misses it in a little bit because it's like, you know, I'm sure if I was subject to it, I would get tired of it after a fucking week or two. But, you know, I hate the corporate, like, Friday, right? I almost prefer, like, an old 60-year-old, like, fucking, youold fucking veteran being like, yeah, I mean, my dick was worn down to a nub after Friday.

Me and my old lady, she just was sort of fucking grinding on it like heavy grit sandpaper. I didn't really even feel that good, if I'm being completely honest. But, I mean, I ain't got nothing to tell you. I mean, you know, I ain't got none. And like, I would prefer that to like a chat picture of like a mug that says like male tears. And then somebody get those. I get stuff like that.

I guess you're in a different industry. That's what I'm saying. I'm not in like that. Yeah. You're not getting like, I guess it's a day like yeah you're not getting like i guess it's a slightly different work environment that's what i'm saying is is that like you don't you don't really have to like i'll just get shown like a video like a sex tape a guy took when he was 19 which was like 15 years yeah it's on like so it'll look like Minecraft, but it's just a bunch of brown pixels everywhere. I used to fuck my wife so good, dude.

You're going to take a look at that. Yeah. Before her hip... Yeah, I used to fucking put her legs behind her head. Let's see. Yeah, that shit rocks. And to me, that's... I mean, it's vulgar and it's gross,

and I don't want to hear it, but it's funny. And there's nothing funny about like getting sent a picture like of yoda and it's like monday blues you have or whatever and i'm like dude can one of you guys say the n-word in this chat please i can just so i can feel just so i can giggle or i can feel like i guess like i said i've worked i've done fucking copywriting for a long time, but it was like off and on and, and,

you know, more often on really. And I kind of grew accustomed to the, like, you know, Hey, a Jew and a black guy and a Chinese guy walking to the bar and you're like, all right,

here we go. This is going to rock. Like I don't, I don't miss it. But then again, I kind of do, you know, cause the alternative is like,

um, you know, the bartender says, you know, because the alternative is like, you know. The bartender says, good evening, Kamala. Yeah. Very good. Very good. Yes, sir. That's fucking dead.

Man. Wow. That's a dead. Man, wow. That's a solid one. Yeah, you don't get moments like that right there in the corporate world. I mean, maybe you do if you're like a stockbroker or something, but I don't do that stuff. I work in fucking advertising. So it's like I don't – everything is very sanitized and very like, you know, like marvel-y.

And I just miss having moments like that where you're like, you can guess what the joke, the punchline is. You're like, okay, a Mexican guy, a retarded guy. Yeah, I know where this is going. Yep, and I'm going to laugh too. You know I'm going to laugh, man. But you and I both know what this punchline is, you know. Instead of having to be like, yeah, man, I haven't seen Harry Potter, but, you know, sounds good.

You know, shit like that. I'm going to do it. I'm going to be the first corporate American worker guy to just, I'm going to walk in. I'm not going to walk in anywhere. I work from home. I'm going to go on the Zoom meeting tomorrow, and I'm going to say that joke. It was like a Muslim, a black guy, and a chinese guy walking to a bar bartender says hey kamala you're like yeah looking for work again you know it's a tough yeah it turns out you just tell that

joke every day i don't think it would whoever will listen i don't think it would take me particularly long man i think that would be a one and done i don't think it would take me particularly long, man. I think that would be a one and done. I don't think I'm getting like a. No, I mean, every job. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. This industry is tough. I keep getting fired. It's a cutthroat.

It's that one joke. Yeah. It's a cutthroat, dude. Advertising, marketing, PR, man. It's fucking. It's tough shit, bro. You're like, Jake, have you been doing that bit? Yeah, yeah. The Chinese one? Yeah, I've been doing that bit? Yeah, yeah, the Chinese one?

Yeah, I've been doing that one a lot. You know, it's probably my favorite joke right now. Yeah, I don't know how, I know, like, people, when I was at that little, like, I think I talked about it when I came back, but that fucking work retreat meeting thing. It's like you're definitely, it's definitely a stuffier world. And I just wish that we could blend it. You know, it's two opposite ends of a spectrum. You know, if you go to work, if you go work like doing shingles or something

or, you know, digging fucking, laying down sod or whatever the fuck, you'll probably eventually run into a guy who shows you as thomas said a grainy like 240p video taken on like a nokia of a guy like fucking the fattest lady you've ever seen bent over like a lazy boy but it's not a new lazy boy this is clearly like at his grandma's house like he's this is like this is just from forever ago you'll see that type of stuff that's one end of the spectrum the other end is like you know like the office type people i just want something in the middle man is that too much to ask you know we can't all get what we want, Jake, and you need to not be so selfish. You know, there's people, there's kids in Africa who don't even have copyright.

Yes, that's true. They do. They usually have HR and stuff like that. They can, you know, they have Salesforce and all that. Yeah, they got NetSuite and all that type of shit. PayCore. Blah, blah, blah. You know what? We need a new fucking...

It's time for a new pandemic. How about that? Yeah. We'll get another one going soon. I keep hearing about all these pussy-ass little, oh, the flu's going around. The flu does a brand new COVID. I need something worse.

All right. Yeah, I agree with you i have this i honestly man i i take a i take a bit of a page out of uh carlin's book uh with regard to that part of me just wants it to get worse i was kidding i'm actually um an optim. I think within the next five years, and I know this might sound crazy, I think within the next five years, there will be no disease, no world hunger, no debt,

no fire hydrants, no money, yeah. No spam emails. The moon will completely disappear, which that'll be one of the only negatives. The volume button, gone. Yep, use what loudest can be. Yeah, number four.

One, two, three, five, baby. Get the fuck out of here yeah and another a lot of other changes it won't really be as helpful yeah there will only be one type of drywall yeah it's the it's the kind you can just sort of hang easily there's not like you don't have to get all that stupid shit but you just sort of like fucking put it right there into the fucking wall area you can never you can never find the studs with a stud finder but for like picture frames and stuff you don't need one you know like three quarters stuff like that yeah anyway you know i think within the next

five years we're gonna see and i know people make predictions a lot on podcasts. You know, I think the population of the world will increase by 100 trillion in the next five years. Yeah, man. I know that's a bold statement, but I think I'm right. Yeah. When you say you're ready for another pandemic, you know, I just, I can't help but think that, you know, big fat Americans have gotten too comfortable with their treats. And it's about time we get their treats taken away from them. And I'm an anti-treats guy.

So if another pandemic happens and it fucking kills, you said 100 trillion people. I want the population to just get a reset. I don't know if there's a term for that as a political ideology but i think i think if we killed all seven something billion of us and then as you said we just made another fresh batch a fresh seven really with who would be your sample crew what do you mean oh to make a new seven billion it sounds like jake is doing a hecking genocide here well i wouldn't call it genocide you think just because the world is 98 percent chinese you can just and that's a statistic i don't mean that china takes up nearly 100% of the world population. And that doesn't even sound correct, I know.

But it is something that I read as a statistical fact. It is fucked up to me. I don't mean this fucked up like we gotta do something about it, but just conceptually very interesting. That like, I guess one in eight guys is Chinese.

One in eight guys is... Yeah, that's fine. That's a friend group right there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know, like... Yeah, that's a friend group. Exactly. Like, you just... One in eight guys is just fucking Asian in some way.

And then another one of those eight guys is Indian. Wait, it... We're going off of, like, there's a billion... Are these... What? I thought India was also part of Asia, right? Just Southeast Asia. I thought there was a billion Chinese motherfuckers. And then, like, a billion. Are these... What? I thought India was also part of Asia, right? Just Southeast Asia. I thought there was a billion Chinese motherfuckers

and then like a billion Indians. Am I retarded? Or are they just... Are they grouped... No, you're probably right. It's different. I mean, it's obviously different cultures. Right.

I don't... Different ethnic makeups. I thought you meant there was a billion including China and India. And it sounds like you were right. I think a billion for each sounds fine for each. Yeah, that's what I think. How about two billion Asians and then let's do...

There's a billion Muslims worldwide. Yeah, okay. If there's Muslim Asians, there's some crossover there. No, I don't think there's any Muslim Chinese guys. Okay. If there's Muslim Asians, there's some crossover there. No, I don't think there's any Muslim Chinese guys. Okay. Okay. Middle Eastern and North African, there's... There's like...

Yeah, there's a... Fuck if I know. Yeah. Probably at least 100 million, because there's like at least 30 million. I think there's probably... Yeah, there's probably like a couple hundred million, like... Yeah, there's probably at least... million i think there's probably yeah there's probably like a couple hundred million like yeah that's probably at least how many white people on planet earth let's just get how many of that those eight if we if we reduce our fractions down white people on earth dude i'm googling this and i'm gonna get like so many like invitations to like fbi

informant discords now. Great replacement stuff. Well, it's kind of hard to say because there's just so many ethnic groups. Saying Middle Eastern as a group, that doesn't make sense, you know? Are there more whites than black people? Okay, I really regret Googling that. I need to get that. Okay.

I just Googled it. Jake is like, get rid of them. Google no more. I just accidentally got thrown on a list like, get rid of them. Google no more. I just accidentally got thrown on a list because I was just trying to figure out how many white people are on Earth. Literally every other suggested question was like, are there more black people than white people? Are there more Chinese people than white people? What is great replacement? So anyway.

Yeah, I do that every once in a while. Not necessarily that exact prompt, but I'll Google something. And as I'm typing it, I'll be like, this is not how I want this to sound. Yeah. I'm telling Google this. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like I need to reword it, even though it's supposedly an unbiased platform.

I don't want to know anything bad. I'm just genuinely curious about a statistic related to this. Like, I remember one time I was just genuinely... I think we maybe have already talked about this on an episode. I just remembered what I... I had a vague memory of, like, what I was referring... I was looking at... I was looking up penis size by country, like, two weeks ago.

Which is a grown man's... I was looking up penis size by country like two weeks. I was fucking, I did the thing where I was just curious and I was like, what country like has like the highest, like highest number of geniuses per cat, like most, like highest IQ, man, that is a really easy way to fuck your youtube up like it's so easy to have like a genuine innocent question i think just be like hey i wonder like who produces like more brainiacs in the world like is it china is it india is it the u.s and like you you youtube search like maybe a little video on that and then like everything you get until you're gunned down by the FBI is just like, we got to do something about this. It's just so simple. Oh, God.

I had a bad one. I looked this up because I was like, you know what? It's probably about what ours is for the rest of the world. You know, because, you know, times have changed. Yeah. Not everybody's behind us. You know, most,

a lot of countries are ahead of us. Uh, I looked up age of consent in other countries. It's bad. It is, um, dog. And that was a very quick search before I was like,

Oh, it's don't need to have, you start getting ads for like flights to Denmark. Yeah. That wasn't what I was, but it was immediately like, oh, don't need to have that. You start getting ads for flights to Denmark. Yeah, that wasn't what I was... But it was immediately like, boom, 12. And I was like, fuck, Jesus Christ. That's not good. Now, I remember it was one of my very first college courses.

My professor, we were talking about Foucault. And he was like, yeah, guy's uh signed some really fucked up petition uh you guys could read about that on your own uh you know good writer but I don't know you know what kind of guy he really was said something along those lines and I was like huh what position petition is he talking about I was like 18 this was like intro to philosophy I think we had read it like an excerpt from like madness and civil anyway um and i google it and there was like this big push to raise the fucking age of consent in france michelle foucault uh i think i said focu that's very funny michelle foucault uh and roman polanski were among the groups that were like we can't raise the age of consent here

what are you talking about which like to, then that petition is a real thing. I, how do I put this? Do not attach your name to something like that. I don't care if this was fucking 60 years ago. You would think, I feel like that's a trap. You know what I'm saying? If you want to know who the pedophiles are in your country, you put that petition out there like,

hey, we're thinking about raising the age of consent in the united states federally from uh you know what is it thomas do you know if do you know what here i think it's 17 it sounds about let's just say for the sake of the joke 17 we're gonna raise it let's look it up we're gonna raise it from 17 to 20 if you put your name on that list saying i detest this idea you gotta be got to be thrown in jail. But again, this was France in the 60s, so I'm pretty sure fucking kids was one of their Olympic sports or something. Age of consent. 16 in most of them.

That's tough. In most of the states. That's tough. Age of consent. Okay, so here's a bad note. Some states have marital exemptions. Okay, age of consent in Texas is 17. That's pretty good.

Sounds right. That's good. I think it should be, I feel like that's better than what a lot of them are. I'm not saying that's good. I don't want anybody to be like, okay. I am saying that there are some states where you're like, are you fucking me i'm not gonna google lowest age of consent us i that's bad um but yeah but uh another thing that's bad is um you can get married hella early in one of these states i forget i remember let's see let's see alabama I remember.

Let's see. Let's see. Alabama. I want to say Alabama's probably not good. Alabama 16. Yeah, Alabama 16. This is a really awesome way to end this episode yeah this is a pretty good alright let's check it out

state well let's just go alphabetically Alabama 16 Alaska 16 Arizona 18 there we go Arizona you're fucking you're doing alright Arkansas 16 California 18 alright nice Colorado 17 Connecticut 16 Delaware 18 there we go District of Columbia 16 I'm just gonna find Arkansas, 16. California, 18. All right, nice. Colorado, 17. Connecticut, 16. Delaware, 18. There we go.

District of Columbia, 16. I'm just going to find 16 is primarily. Oh, thank God. Yeah. You can still marry a teenager. You just need their parents' consent. There we go. You're going to be all right, Thomas.

Yeah. You're going to be good. You're going to be okay. Woo. Yeah, I was about to. I only know this going to be okay. Woo. Yeah, that was a bad day. I only know this because Ashley's a big fan of Miley Cyrus, but Billy Ray Cyrus, her dad's new girlfriend, I think that motherfucker, he's like 60-something.

The girlfriend is 24, and she was like, hey, check this interview out okay and they're being interviewed and he's got his like his guitar and his like old man eyeliner you know i'm talking about like his old kind of country singer look with like the feathered blah blah blah he's sitting there and he's just leaning over his acoustic guitar like all cool dad kind of you know denim fucking wranglers or whatever and uh the interviewer is like how did y'all two meet and the girl goes oh well we started dating you know so and somewhat recently but she was like the first time we met each other was on the set of hannah montana it was my 12th birthday and i was like that it's awesome jesus christ, that's not when they started dating, obviously.

But, like, that was, like, that's just, that was, I'm like, Billy Ray, achy, breaky heart, man. That's a good song. I like that song. It's fun. It's fun to get drunk and sing it karaoke. But we can't be batting a thousand for being, like, a sick fuck. You know what I'm saying yeah well it's still not as bad as miley shaking her booty on stage of the vm yeah and showing her little butt cheeks uh can't be

having that type of shit uh yeah yeah what do you know it's weird is how um that that 23 songs she made with michael made it juicy jay has completely disappeared from like pop culture history almost what what song is it the jay's on my feet song oh yeah jay's on my feet okay i okay yeah that's true you that is that's a good point i haven't thought about that well you know i think we're not nostalgic for that era yet. I think... I don't think this generation will be. I think it's going to be in, like, ten years.

Well, I... I think in, like, ten years, you know, like how now... I think we're just, like, a couple years away, really, from... Like 2010. In a way, we're... Like, swag era. In a way, we're... No, I think we're there a little bit no dude

it's new metal shit that's coming back like the early 2000s like people dressing like limp biscuit and shit and the girls are dressing like fucking like the super low-cut i don't know i was talking to ashley about this the other day because she was like talking about like how fat like fast fashion or whatever and for women and it's like all the early 2000s like low-cut bell bottoms and like fucking net like like pink shit's like coming back and i just saw a bunch of like people posting about how like the trip pants are big again and like the fucking highlights or whatever and uh yeah dude low-rise jeans coming back is just rough it's dude it's rough for guys like you and me it's really bad no i was gonna say it's like it's tough for most um if you have like any skin or anything yeah even if you just got like a little

like a little natural like a bigger it's like the least flattering pant yeah it's fucked it's really bad i'm not talking shit I'm not being misogynistic. I got big ass slacks on right now. Yeah. In my own home. Because I fucking, I ate so much this week. I work hard for the money. Yeah, I do it.

Yeah. Because I fucking gain a bunch of weight eating pretzels. I'm not talking shit on the women who can't pull off low rise jeans at all. I can't pull off relaxed jeans right now. Yeah, I'm big as fuck. Physically, I can't pull off low rise jeans at all. I can't pull off relaxed jeans right now. Yeah, I'm big as fuck. Physically, I can't pull them off of my body. I'm saying you got to bring back the realistic trends. Well, I think maybe, because this was my take on it,

and I think maybe we're somewhat on the same page. If all of the new metal stuff from the mid-2000s, early to mid-2000s is coming back, so like Deftones are big again. Limp Bizkit dropped an album. Like, my brother's in, like, his, like, late teens, early 20s. He's 21, just turned 21. Like, they all wear, like, the old super big Gravedigger Alan Jackson shirts with, like, the big jeans.

Like, that's cool. That's early to mid-2000s. If we're lucky, in the next 10 years we'll get swag era back trinidad james jay's on my feet we'll get like you know what i'm saying like wearing the jersey over the black tee that's fitted with the with the jeans that are bleached and like hella faded and ripped and just shredded up and yeah white guys getting the Edgar Cup. Yeah, exactly. It's all going to come full circle. Deep-frying, but unironically deep-frying your Instagram posts, not because that's how to make fun of that era,

but because it's cool again to do it. Man, that's going to rock, dude. What if we start having kids around the time? Not me and you. We're not going to push babies out of our assholes, but if we have kids around when the swag era comes back and your son is in like sixth grade, he's like,

dad, dad, we need to go to school shopping. My clothes is just like, I keep getting made fun of. And you're like, Oh, you start to think like,

what was cool when you were like, and you were a teenager, like growing up, like what was cool? It's like, Oh, you want to go get a car harder? You know,

we can go get you something, you know, dad no that's old people shit it's like can i get a cookie monster hat or red one with like a chicago bulls jersey that says like like my where the name will go it says swagger on it can you just give me some like skin tight distressed jeans and then no-show socks and then the type of penny loafers that Future would wear? I need some Ferragamos with my Chicago Bulls jersey. Yeah, that's a dream. I'm going to start wearing tube tops and little bracelets.

I'm going to start wearing tube tops and little bracelets. I'm going to start. We need to bring back fucking frosted tips just out of order. Like, that's not part of the. Just the worst things from the last, like, 50 years. We can bring back driving while on quaaludes. Goddamn, man. I'm telling you telling you dude i'm fucking telling you i wish i wish i was a fit no i wish that i didn't care about like going to jail like if something if everything falls apart for me there's a lot of things i could go and do

and that fucking quaalude recipe man i feel like if everything falls apart worst case scenario i'm making that quick i've used that quaalude recipe i pull off the internet and i fucking die i just i get i get horrifically third degree burns in my like shed chemistry set and i fucking die and i die out there and no one ever knows my name. Best case scenario, I reinvent Quaaludes. Because apparently the recipe is legit. It's a bathtub recipe that I pulled off the internet. Who knows how legit it could be? That guy could have made, like, I don't know what chemicals are.

I don't know anything about organic chemistry. He could be giving me the fucking recipe for making, like, I don't know, VX gas. I don't fucking understand shit. You almost blow yourself up making IV. Yeah, literally. I could just be making Tylenol 3. But if I, and I trust him, just because it's really, really long

and it costs a lot of money to get started. But I feel like I'm mad because I got to do most this is not a brag thing just saying stating facts I got to do most of the drugs and I think my dad being a braggadocious man

which I've mentioned on the show before was like you fucking missed out fucking retard you'll never there's no drug even comes close to Quaaludes and I was always like god damn I fucking missed out fucking retard you'll never there's no drug even comes close to quaaludes and i was always like god damn i fucking missed out so i'm thinking man yeah you know if things get worse the economy crashes just empty out the account getting fucking erlenmeyer flasks and whatever the fuck else and just gonna make some Quaaludes and just see what I make.

I'll take it. I don't really give a fuck. It doesn't matter. I'll probably put all manner of poisons in my shit. Yeah, that's fair. I think I would like to... I'd like to go into debt gardening. I wanna...

I already have plans. I think I'm to build like a ninety thousand dollar greenhouse because a lot of it's going to be underground um yeah and a lot of it's going to go under my neighbor's houses um yeah my backyard's not that yeah so and these are pier and beam foundations it's really going to fucking destroy the neighborhood but yeah i think when i get down there i'm basically going to to you know i'm not gonna have enough power coming from my house so i'm gonna get a bunch of extension cords right plug them into everybody's outdoor outlets and then run them down into my tunnels right to power these uh these uh the fucking grow lights yeah the

blue lights yeah they're like the nursery lights. Basically, I'm going to make this bonsai farm, this succulent cactus farm. These different farms I've got down there that I haven't started digging yet. It's so funny for you to do the type of grow op that's typically reserved for NorCal Hydro, growing fucking... You have the blue nursery lights, and you're testing pH, that's typically reserved for like norcal hydro like growing like fucking you know like you have

the the blue nursery lights and you're testing ph and you're fucking hiding from the police and you're like you know black bagging people and throwing them in vans but you just have like a multi-million it's just just so i don't kill it's just bonzo yeah it's like it's a suicide hobby yeah it's like the most yeah i keep having technological breakthroughs just so i don't blow my head off yeah you're they're like wow how did you discover that these you could graft this type of cactus under this so i'm like well i looked into how much it was to get a good reliable hand job and i figured like 700 i'm not fucking paying for that So I basically I took out a bunch of credit cards. I went about

$70,000 in a day. Ruined all my relationships in life and my dad said couldn't come back to the house. So the tunnel to the alley and that alley is where I made my bonsai paradise. My bonsai paradise.

But I didn't think of irrigation so I I just always got to wait until it rains. And then I got a complex system of, you know, culverts that leads water down here. But I don't have a way to get the water out, so this last big flash flood, basically the whole bonsai farm is about six feet underwater. I tried to go swimming down there, but the guards kept napping at me, His last big flash flood. Basically, the whole bonsai farm is about six feet underwater. I tried to go swimming down there, but the guards kept napping at me. So right now, we're just waiting it out. It should be.

No, I do not have a job yet. I'm not making money off the Bonsai Paradise, by the way. It turns out nobody really cares that much about having the coolest bonsai tree. They might have it for an office, but a shitty one works just fine. So it was sort of a bad investment. Those go up to like Corvette prices. Yeah, no, I remember. I've probably forced you.

I think we've been sitting on your couch and you're like, yeah, so bonsai trees cost as much as an old muscle card. I'm like, 100%. Yeah. Hey, if you're listening. I'm like, there's one that was stolen, and in Japan it was held in the same family for over 1,200 years. And you're like, that's sick, man. You're texting Ashley like, I need to go home as soon as possible.

She's like, are they being mean it's like no no it's much worse than that Thomas is telling me about little trees thank you so much for coming on Jake thanks man we'll be back next week with Pindejo

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