Pendejo Time - Man Ready To Die ft. Trillbillies

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

Our sistershow from the Deep South joins us again to discuss current events and whether it is morally right or wrong to have sex with a real life hillbilly. Support the show

I'm like, they like that. Her face is so smooth. It sucks they're good at marketing like that. They're so good at marketing. All right. We'll be not PR lately hasn't been great. But other than that, I like how the whole fiasco. I like how they did something comprehensively unpopular just like blowing up personal gadgets

in multiple people's like pants or like they're doing laundry, they're at the grocery store. And decided the next day, like, we'll just do it again. You guys love that, right? Yeah, let's do a countdown right quick to record locally and then we can pick up on the, yes. Oh, shit, okay, let me record locally. Yeah, just so just we have like, if something fails,

it's like a fail safefe for both. Let me Let me know when you're ready three two one Yeah, I was just Yeah, the The debate over it has well, it's it people who are arguing about are like it's definitely bad But then there is always somebody there's a lot of some bodies on X, the everything app, as Thomas is resorted to calling it.

It was just his name is that there are people who are like. What's that old drill tweet where it's like you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to ISIS, right? It's like I see people that are like, well, it's pretty impressive. And I'm like, look, man, if I, if I do a back flip and then I pull a gun out and shoot a kid in the head, the back flip is not what we're like talking about. That's remembered. Yeah.

Right. It's like, they're like, wow, they, they, you know, hijacked all this technology and use it. It's like, I don't think we need to, as part of this conversation, be like, hey, damn. You know, and I don't, people feel compelled to do that for whatever reasons, but. It's like the atom bomb.

They did that with the atom bomb. They're like, we split a fucking atom. Yeah. Why, for what purpose? They like to kill millions of people. Did you do it to make food free for everybody? Did you do it to like invent free technology? No. Yeah, I It's like it's like something from that movie the Kingsman

Like where they're just it's like movie. It's like movie technology. It's like cartoonish. It's acne stuff Hey, yeah, they were yeah, they had cool science that allowed them to catch bad guys Yeah the other thing too about it is like I saw that most of the Devices are like the the who way Whatever like one of those brands you always see like somebody with like, you know, like like a as you go kind of plan Oh, yeah so, you know, they are actually targeting the

Least of these as the Bible says, you know what I mean? They're going after the guys at the Obama phone tents and stuff. Those are the guys we have to fight to protect it They would have to do that with cricket here the I was thinking earlier, like, it's been this way for a long time, but more as technology advances like the whole world is like a testing ground for like America and client states, like just the goofiest like that bomb that just has a bunch of swords in it. It's like I think it's called like the yeah, it's like, and you know, you see pictures of the aftermath and you're like, andez, and then you see the, I saw someone posted like the, I think Lockheed made it or something,

but like it's literally just a big piece of metal. And then when it deploys it, like a bunch of blades come out and it's like, that is, that's something when you're 12 and you're like all hopped up on Dr. Pepper that you're like, one day I'm gonna make a bomb and it's gonna be a sword bomb. Like, and I feel like the cell Phone thing is just another like hairbrained scheme that when you have carte blanche. You're like fuck it. Yeah, we could probably make that work

You know, that's not too bad. I Think I'm speaking of the drill tweet. I think you kind of do have to hand it to ISIS Like I think comparatively I want to see the public opinion polling Like I kind of suspect that like ISIS is probably polling better than Israel right now that's the first thing I said to Terrence this morning I said like you know I'll be honest with you it's made it's rehabilitated ISIS a little bit in my mind yeah yeah I liked ISIS a lot because they were they reminded me of the Indiana Jones movies because they're always like blowing up like statues

like they would they will blow up like old fig like clay pottery and stuff and That like with with c4 and all this and it was like so it was like the worst PR moves you could imagine they would like blow up like a Muslim temple or something and be like, ha They would like blow up like a Muslim temple or something and be like, ha, gotcha. And if you will be like, what are you, aren't you establishing a Muslim caliphate? And they're like, we're just kind of fucking how about we just get to have fun? How about that? And that I kind of, I kind of understood it was sort of they like, they would do like jackass antics.

Like that's what I liked about the Taliban for a while is they were just like breaking in and like using stuff as monkey bars And like people's mansions and it's like that's some shit me and my boys would do but you know This is get involved with the massage. Yeah Yeah Daylight between those guys and my buddy Bobby banks That was less than honorably discharged from the Navy for blowing up a lifeguard stand in North Carolina, you know? That's just constant.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I think there is something to the idea of like, if you, people are like, oh, there's no such thing as like moral gray areas when it comes to stuff. I'm like, man, if you like live in a place with like you don't have a toilet and you don't have like running water and like you have basically no functional functioning infrastructure and then what little you do have is reduced to ash by like the guy who says Constantly to you that he's helping you The guy who says constantly to you that he's helping you. That he's the last bastion of freedom and kindness in the world. And goddamn, your toilet, that toilet you had, there was a bad guy in there.

And he's the last toilet for your whole town. The last grocery store, we had to get reduced to black glass. And so, you know, you should be grateful. And then of course, that guy, guy 14 15 years old is like no I think I'm gonna become I think I'm gonna become evil because whatever I had like there's what do you mean I didn't have anything and I and there's always this like spectator sport aspect of this stuff for like Americans where we're like we get to get like we get to have the flags in front of our homes and we blah blah blah blah blah. Because it never comes home. 9-11, whatever, but it never comes home. We just get to watch it, you know?

And people are like, yeah, the whole thing I keep seeing is like, was it wrong? Yes. Was it technologically impressive? Absolutely. And it's like, ah, you don't gotta. This isn't like a, this isn't a last... It was kind of like something the Joker would do which it was I I don't respect the act itself, but if the Joker did it I would think it was kind of cool in a movie, right? But and then the even more Joker move was just doing the exact same thing the second day We're like, oh, what's the Joker's next move? surely now the second day. We're like, Oh, what's the Joker's next move? Surely now he'll be he'll have an even grander planet. He was

like, actually, I'm still working on my next plan. And so we're gonna do this. Haha, Batman. I've done it again. I've just the Joker waiting for his next like deposit from the Department of Defense. So he just uses the leftover money to do the same prank the second day in a row Yeah, I saw that they were that some of the phones blew up in like the iPhone stores Which yeah, yeah, they I think somebody might have tried to plug in a Samsung Galaxy

You guys hear about that So none of us are safe man's what sure yeah the Also like how I'm interested to know and I've been trying to keep up with it and I don't know if this has been revealed. They're just swearing up and down that everybody that got got was a bad guy, which is something you hear a lot. But like what what metric do you have to determine that? Like at all? Like how do you did you track whose phone got I don't know and I don't know if you'll ever get that answer. You probably won't you know?

Again it's like if I burn your house down I'm like it was an evil house, and you're like how the fuck would you know that and I'm like just take my word for A big dog that house had to go Good you guys remember that movie um Unique Yeah Like it would have Eric Bana as this guy for the massage. Mm hmm. It's called you like the kind of this like this is the kind of shit they were doing in that movie, but it was played completely seriously.

You remember Munich? He thought you said you know, can we work? I think I yeah, I'm sexta. He thought you said unit and we were Assassin the dickless assassin massage news Kind of makes me think that like, uh, like Joe cars are naive. Talk about another joker. Joe cars are naive. We'd probably be on like dancing with the stars if he would have pulled that stuff like two years later, right now he'd be like an Anna Delvey type character.

I bet you know what I mean? Like too sexy to be held accountable for his crimes. You know what I mean? Yes. Yeah, dude. Yeah. to be held accountable for his crimes, you know what I mean? Yes, yeah, dude. Yeah.

It, I'm trying to imagine like the guy who's in charge of like funneling the money, like either to ISIL or to Mossad and he just goofed. He just accidentally wired, like he's just a guy, he's just a CIA pencil pusher, he's a Pentagon pencil pusher, he's just one dude and he's really gunning for that promotion. So he's putting in more hours and he's like, alright, I'm gonna send I gotta send five thousand exploding cell phones to the Taliban Was that or was it was it Israel? Oh Okay, so he just flips a coin, you know what I mean? And hey 50 50 chance you get that promotion or Do you fucking don't I mean I guess in the terms of American Empire. There's no wrong answer

That's right. Then turns a collateral damage in sort of destruction. There's no wrong. There's no oopsie, you know People were calling it like a technical Masterpiece right like you were calling it like a technical accomplishment Is it really that difficult? I mean it if you're a psychopath I guess it's pretty easy to conceptualize But is it really that difficult to just send a bunch of cell phones with bombs inside them? I like I'm surprised it hasn't been done sooner on a larger scale

you know how like There's like the running idea of that whatever technology we get at the consumer level, like the military has had for like 10, 15 years. So wifi, touch screens, stuff like that. Maybe they just had that and they were like, now we're gonna get this to the consumer market. You know what I mean?

Like maybe they had, cause people were like, oh, it was, you know, they're running theories. It was like the batteries wrapped in plastic explosive either way I'm just like I thought because of everything for the last year that were past the point of You know giving them their flowers were past that if there ever was a moment where you're like Because I remember when that first started there were people who were like oh well I was having a conversation just a day with a

For with somebody who was like They were like well People in the media thought you know, they weren't right but people in the media thought oh, it would be over quick so, you know, it would be done with and Like oh, it's gonna be a swift retribution blah blah blah. Well like a year into it It took them a year to get to fucking ACME bullshit. So what is the next, like what does the next year look like? Like what is, you know, if you've just destroyed an entire area, now you're going to like Looney Tunes level of bullshit or whatever.

I like Yemen's cooking up some pretty tight stuff though. I think they shot like an ICBM all the way to Tel Aviv. That's pretty tight. What I did not hear about that, but if they managed to do that, that's pretty sick. Yeah, I mean, I think they just had one and maybe they were just testing it out for now. Yeah, they had a little slingshot. Yeah, yes.

That means there's hope for Hillbilly nation to, uh, bring our enemies to justice. I had a professor tell me one time that Eastern Kentucky had worse infrastructure than rural Yemen. And if they're getting off, you know, hell of a fucking ballistics, dude, Appalachia has, there's still hope for you guys. We can still foment a peasant army, you know and Give Tennessee a go or something. Oh Tom. I forgot when I asked you come on I think I say them my Instagram if I can find it I'll send it but it was like

This it was like this influencer couple. Okay, and they were like This town will pay you $15,000 to come set up a business and it gave all the stipulations right and it was like the caption was like a paragraph long And they were doing the thing where like you're gaming the algorithm you have to watch to the end of the video to get the name of the fucking town and And they're like and it's like the whole thing like they started with the with the soft sell up front where they were like it's backed up right against a beautiful river and it's in the beautiful foothills of a glorious American mountain range and they had like an old oak bridge over a really flowing river and then they

showed it was like, and they've got a quaint town left over from the steel boom of the, I'm like, okay, this is going to get bad really soon. There's no way that this is a quaint little town. And then at the end of it, both of them were like, welcome to Heinemann, Kentucky. And it's like, if there's anything I know about Heinemann, it's like, well, the banks of the troublesome Creek. Yeah.

Yeah. I was like, what river did you, I don't know much about Kentucky, like geographically, the small towns, but I'm like, I don't know much about Kentucky like geographically the small towns but I'm like I don't know if there's anything out there except like holdouts from like like like cult like the the civil the cultural civil war that we had like I don't know 200 years ago like it's it's not the best out there in that area or whatever and I'm like but I'm trying to imagine some like Brooklyn couple or like San Francisco tech just trying to figure out googling like what's there to do in Hindman and it's like where's it but where's the coolest

boba place near Heimann Kentucky? If you ask that in Heimann you will get taken to some fun places for sure. I definitely encourage people going to Heimann and asking for the Bopa place. Oh, okay. Because, yeah, you'll wind up in someone, you'll probably wind up in a trailer that's been hollowed out. Okay. They're fighting chickens in there, you know.

Yeah. There is a Mexican restaurant there that's staffed entirely by the kind of white guys that like hold their girlfriend around the waist when it's time to check out Maybe let me get $20 It is the worst Mexican restaurant I've ever and it's hard to mess that up, you know, I mean even It should have to wear it. They should have to wear like Cholo uniforms personally. I think that like if you're gonna do the you have to at least commit to it. The sign says Mexican with two S's.

Mexican food. Yeah, the best Mexican this side of the, what'd you say? The Troublesome Creek. The Troublesome Creek. Yeah, yeah. Not counting maybe America's steepest social climb. I'm not even exaggerating. It's in the content. They have these pictures of the wall and it's like, this is Jimmy the Toucher. This is Gruber the Evilman. Everything, like, I guess who is the most famous person from Not County would be Rebecca Gayheart, the actress. Oh, okay. Rebecca Gayheart.

I don't know her. I think I've seen her pop up in recently, as she's the one that is Brad Pitt's wife in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for like five seconds before he shoots her with that spear gun. Beautiful. Okay. All right.

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I mean, like it's one of those towns and I've seen like other similar videos where like people will be like the best dive bar. It's happening in Texas, dude, where like there's a there's an old bar that's been around in the hill country called it's like the devil's backbone tavern and It's out in a part of the hill country with like this big pass or whatever is the devil's backbone I've seen it in places in like Pennsylvania like Virginia or whatever where this guy a couple of guys

It's like a current schtick or somebody were going to road trip and like I'm going to the best dive bars I'm out here in frog balls You know why I'm out here in fucking Timbuktu, Wyoming And I'm at Mitch's bar and it's like he looks like an influencer and he's like filming the end He's like, can you believe it beer dollar 50 you call it's two bucks and they got the best cheese fries and Everybody he's filming it looks like one of those people and one of those like early 2000 scary movies where the whole town is in on like Killing and rape

What's your name? What's your name, bro? How long you been coming to stinky mics and then guys? I'm gonna come to stinky mic since since before the accident And it's like oh, man. I love stinky mics and guys like you're gonna love it even more I'm like get out of there like I know that right now that like right We've gone away from the Instagram bars and the cheek thing the sheet the cool thing is dive bars It's like every town is building fake dive bars But just stick to the ones in your neighborhood. You don't got to go to Cumberland Gap And fight and find like a fucking moonshine still with a basement behind it and been like yeah, I'm out here

We're drinking cheap and we're at look at this cool pool table. It's got real blood on it looks fresh It I don't know I think it's like a part of like this Americana thing that's going on you know like people like oh I people treat people in like the what's the term antebellum like the clone it like the like y'all's part of the south like guys will come over there with their cameras and stuff and they'll start talking to you guys like you're noble savages. It's so awesome It's so much fun there was a whole like industry like there was I

Feel like in the 80s 90s and 2000s like there were so many like photographers Who would like come to? Appalachia and take photos. This was a specific genre of like coal miners with their faces like looking all fucked up and dirty and shit. Yeah. Like anyone like make the photos high contrast and like granulated. You fucking see all the God like every single speck of dirt on their face. Yeah. Furrowed brows and working people. Yeah. Yeah. Really one guy in blackface.

A guy who's never worked in the coal mine, just has shoe polish on his face. Look at the sad stories of this town. He's wearing a suit. Yeah. It's just there's random like one Justin Trudeau in the mix. Yeah. How long you been working in the mines young fella I just came in from town Just something I do on the weekends I come down here Well, the uh, I kind of blame that fucking mark lae to do the guy that does soft white underbelly He was the dude that did the weird whites of West Virginia or whatever. He's a

Kia I think he kind of Spurted and then the other thing that I think is really unique like digitally culturally unique to That part of the south is people who say Maybe we talked about this time last time we had it but there there's like a whole genre of content creator. That's like I'm out here in Appalachia and I'm searching for the and it's the goofiest cryptid you've Some of them they sound invented. It's like the skinless pig dog and And they'll interview a guy that's like skinless pig dog took my wife 1988 and And you're like if you whistle three times on a Thursday evening And you play Dixie on a banjo the wit the skinless pig dog will come and it'll fuck you and you're like what?

What is this who is this for like again? It seems like the same way that you would talk about like Native American folklore and like a Southern history class like they used to believe in wizards like they doing that to you guys and I just got to say great great tourist stuff for you guys but but maybe it's the noble savagery you guys are white like I feel like you guys are getting this yeah it just seemed like not in Lexington we're not yeah I I don't know it's weird I wonder if any of those it would be funny to be one of those photographers it's just like poverty seeking but you go down to see like the miners or whatever and you're like you're acting the same

way that photographers do and they're trying to take pictures of like, like a 19 year old NYU student or whatever. And you're like, all right, that was awesome. Now let's do like one on the couch. Like, yeah, maybe like unbutton one of the, one of the overall bibs, just slip one of them off. You know, there was, there was this photographer, Stacy Cranitz that was kind of controversial a few years ago. She obviously pretty high profile now, butacey Cranitz that was kind of controversial a few years ago

She obviously pretty high profile now, but like at the time she was kind of making her way through our part of the world he would like There's pictures of her like getting railed out by some like like actual hillbilly over like a rusty like washer dryer set You know what I mean? I'm just my own person My personal research I just can you run that name? Can you text me I mean? I'm just my own personal my own personal research. I just can you run that name? Can you text me that name? Yeah. Media studies. Oh, you guys can't see but Thomas showing us right now in the picture is his phone wallpaper. So that makes it way easier. That's right. Thomas that looks like you. Go ahead.. One night we were all out at our local dive bar

that was like kind of made to look divey a couple of years before that was like, really took off. It kind of became an institution because we got like a pre-fame Sturgill Simpson came through there, pre-fame Jason Isbell, that whole kind of milieu. Nice. Came through there back in the day,

but one night we're there and this crannets the photographer I'm talking about walks in with Jesse camp you remember Jesse camp? Mm-hmm. They he won the MTV, you know, I forget you guys are a little bit younger than me But he won like the MTV who wants to be a VJ challenge like oh night nine is He's like this tall skinny guy that would have this like really kind of annoying voice and he walks in with this guy johnny cummings who's perhaps

best noted as being the gay mayor of vico kentucky as uh depicted on the colbert report from about five or six years ago beautiful and and uh so that that three walk in and then like, it's just one of those weird things where it's like, you know, like, you don't expect anything like that, like just assemblage of characters and just like some, you know, 2000, you know, person town in Eastern Kentucky. But we got into this big debate about like, you know, the ethical dimensions of getting railed out by an actual hillbilly like actual actual hillbilly not like yeah an actual hill person. Yeah. Yeah, you know It's like almost bestiality. Yeah Yeah, it's close There were guys Thomas and I've talked about this on several occasions on the show and other people shows but like

There were guys that I would work with that would talk Nasty gross stories. You're just you're out there in the heat and some dudes like I bet I'll bet my old lady over a Tree stump put it in her ass and you're like now that's gross, but you've got me thinking Tom Now that I'm looking back at some of those guys I don't know if it was good morally speaking for them to have fucked anybody because it's like it's like you know you're like I'm not I'm not saying I'm not trying to do no eugenics stuff I'm not saying they should go ahead the the the

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the the the it's all good we'll keep talking I just was saying something about you mix and he was saying I think that he agrees with it actually Jake just say something if you don't agree with eugenics Jake eugenics thumbs up are you good with these good love yeah yeah we call it we call it we Jennings when we do it. What's interracial marriage? Why you thumbs down in that? That's weird, man. He's trying to bite the computer He says he says yes to eugenics no to interracial marriage Drop was you saying that's weird. This is wish here. This is a weird show the the There we go. It goes again. Should have got extra time on the ACT because of that. Yeah.

Yeah, Jake, we were saying we kind of disavowed what you said about race and stuff and eugenics. I didn't really agree with any of that. But I was saying that I think that you should get disability money if you're from Kentucky. Just trying to lighten things up a little bit after the really we were blown away by what you said earlier. And I mean, I'm working on my notes apology as we speak. But yeah, I think it's kind of honorable to bang a hillbilly if you're super stacked as a lady. This is the stuff I know more about than politics. If you're super stacked as a lady this is the stuff I know more about the politics do if you're like hot as fuck and you want to bang a loser guess what yeah you know how

the fuck do you think Quentin Tarantino got the confidence to make good ass movies he probably got laid by a normal looking lady one time and realized he could be somebody you know what I mean that's just the East Tennessee Hillbilly one time and realize he could be somebody you know what I mean Is he from where is he from he's from round Knoxville oh really He seems like a guy who was literally born like in Hollywood you know I mean like somehow I don't know It I guess I never expect celebrities to be from Appalachia for the most part. Like when I found out that George Clooney was from Kentucky, I was like, oh, I don't know where I thought he would be from. But. You know, it's probably not there.

Looks like I'm missing banging the hillbilly conversation. I feel bad about that, but I'm glad that we switched to Hollywood. We bang and Hollywood guys now. Thomas was going. No, I was saying that I think that if you're a stacked woman, having sex with an ugly, weird guy can really give people a lot of, you know, that gives a man confidence to go on to things. I was saying, I don't think Quentin Tarantino would be the man he is today if he didn't probably get normal pussy at some point.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Queen Tarantino would be the man he is today if he didn't probably get normal pussy at some point. Oh Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's sick as he is facially He's a guy who would like marry a lunch lady and that's fine. But you know what I mean? No, she wants a while a guy that's hideous But maybe inordinately talented. He just kicks way outside of his coverage I don't know what Tarantino's wife looks like. I know they have a home in Tel Aviv, that's not chill. Yeah. Great movies that fella, but he could have moved anywhere in the world

with all that money, you know? They, I was thinking, before I had technical difficulties, is like, the big wrench in the in-cell philosophy is, you can be a stinky nasty fat bastard With no redeeming qualities. I have met and known and I've been this man many times my life And you just somehow end up with an absolute ten out of ten and you ask her you go what? Are you sure?

And and there are men all over the world who are saying No, you gotta have six million dollars. You gotta have a six pack abs. You gotta have six houses I'm gonna ask you guys an honest question since we're on the topic of uh of I guess digging down as We would say how many times you've been walking outside in the real world and you see a girl absolutely Hanging on the arm of a guy who looks like he's suffering radiation damage like actively he's got like a like she's got like a cute dress on he's like wearing Steelers Jersey you know yeah yeah he's wearing Ben Rothlisberger just anyone. It's it's one of those things where you're like,

you're really like, man, you know, and and and I've heard this from several of my friends are girls. If you you know, the one that got away for a man could be any type, you know, but I have many friends, friends of mine I've met, you know, you ask, just take a pic of your friend group, y'all go out and ask her who's the guy, you know. Not the guy that you ended up with, but who's the guy that you were stick over, just fucking, just crying on your phone

and writing your name in the notepad, and it's not gonna be a rich guy, it's gonna be a line cook with a free to be a line cook with a Pontiac Sunfire smokes Marlboro 27s two packs a day says the n-word maybe you know like that's who that's who makes girls sick that's a diagnosed with some blood-borne illness you know an old disease of antiquity had the Spanish blues Yeah, support it I think they found the secret to life which is that like mid is where you want to be Yeah, it is sexiest

Really? I mean, you know like perfection is overrated right perfection. Like what are you gonna do with that? Yeah, I keep moving the goal post as I age and my hair keeps coming out to on that. Yeah, same. I keep I keep thinking about like, no, actually, there's something great about craggy features and your prostate being the size of a tournament legal bocce ball. You know what I mean? That's what every ship wants us to you know

Fuck some dude that has to be on TRT has to be on TRT Yeah, not fitness just because like things in their body are critically failing and the testosterone Yeah Man, I do have a friend that said that her dad is up to down. That is, you know, he's getting up there and let the doctor said, no, your testosterone is low. And his only remark was that he was finally free. Yeah. Yeah. There's different ways to play it. Yeah. I like that. I like, cause I've, I've talked a lot about like maybe when I'm older like hopping on just to keep just to keep everything but then you know you think I

Think to myself I asked my granddad before he died. I was like I was like 18 I was like, what's it like? Do you I know that you age but like do you feel? You know intellectually and emotionally Do you feel you know intellectually and emotionally? Mature like do you feel like what is it like being an old man? he's like I look in the mirror and I see I don't recognize me and I'm mentally the same as I was Jacob when I was 22 years old and I was like that's fucked That's that's sad. You mean you don't have a say you don't have sage knowledge. You don't have any he's like I mean, I got some stories but in terms of feeling smarter fucking I know

I'm as dumb as I was and I was fucking you know shooting Loads into prostitutes and getting into fights in the Navy and fucking smoking meth. Whatever I'm a stupid as I was in but now my body don't work and I was like that sounds like Hell so maybe I was like maybe I should get on the trt just to keep everything kind of in line you know to keep things work in order I could tell you come from good stock too that sounds like my uncle Randy who keeps uh photos of his prized fighting chickens on the same mantle he keeps pictures of his family you know what I mean? That's what he thinks. This grandfather of yours I've seen him I've met him even if I have.

He's one of those guys that like, man it was funny he was like the only member of my family that wasn't like violently like right wing and that he was you you know, agnostic, you know, was sort of like, I don't know what, how you'd call it, like, I don't mean to sound smug, but it's like no one in my family really read any books. And my granddad read like three, so he was different. You know what I'm saying? Like he, like, he just wasn't, you know what I mean? But the one thing that he did stand on was the anti, he was very Islamophobic, which was so like, he was't you know what I mean and but the one thing that he did stand on was the anti he was very

Islamophobic which was so like he was you sir He didn't uh Gay people no big deal, you know didn't you know, we live in a predominantly Hispanic neighborhood was you know, but if you got him talking about the Muslim thing he would certainly he was deep south again but uh it was so bizarre because i'm like why are you drawing the line there like how did you end up there whatever and he was one of those dudes like i read the Quran they tell you die by sword and i was like okay yeah yeah i was like all right i think there's some other stuff in there but

Yeah, yeah, I was like, all right, I think there's some other stuff in there, but fine, you know what I mean? That's that's okay I suppose in my town I grew up in we were working to change perceptions that even before 9-eleven and then a group of Muslim doctors bought a single wide Fleetwood trailer put a piece of green construction board some Arabic riding on it the trailer mosque You know, they would just get on It would show up there and you know, just fellowship and I guess read the Korean, you know have dinner or whatever and They chose to put that up on September 9th 2001 Damn and bad time

Well at first I remember seeing that and like, you know, I grew up around a couple of Muslim kids against all odds. And I was like, you know, that's that's that's good. It's gonna go a long way, you know, to, you know, at the time what I was thinking is to, you know, change the legacy of Desert Storm. Yeah. Yeah. And then a few short days later.

Yeah. I mean For not not for trying they uh They should have sent a memo out, you know, yeah, this was yes. I was gonna say like hey guys This was just bad timing Well, one of the earlier pro don't miss information campaigns y'all remember when they had the deck of cards with the terrorists on oh Yes, dude Yeah, the rumor in our town was that the eight of clubs was it was a parishioner there. So Middle of the pack guy

Yeah Just yeah, that's in Kentucky and fucking whites for Kentucky Yeah, keep that the other one was that Keith Howard had sold his carpet store to a guy that was number four on the FBI's most wanted list for terrorism. There's a there's something about because I again this has been a common thread in my family, especially after 9-11. I was I was really I was like. But there's almost like a hubris in like a white small town community where New York City and the Pentagon,

two like political and cultural meccas of the world, really not just this country, they get attacked and you go, huh, they're coming, they're coming for Borger, Texas. Like in your mind, in their mind, like my mom and my grandmother were like, well, you know, we make all the plastic here. That was a con. You've just tapped into something that's real because it's the same for us. But ours was the proximity to the nuclear plant in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, because it's the same for us, but ours was the proximity to the nuclear plan in Oak Ridge, Tennessee,

because it's just across the border. Everybody's always like, you know, that's one of Saddam's five big targets. I bet like they have got, you know, that that intelligence from the, you know, joint chiefs of staff and they just want to, oh yeah, all revere the community about this and set the alarm off, you know, the idea of Saddam was really funny just they like he was so evil he just sat around Lee revising his list of top five targets in America mm-hmm is that well we got we got New York we got the Pentagon we fucked up on the White House but you know, they got a lot. This is objection to Riverboat Gamble. Yes, it's more, yeah.

I fucking hate Texas Hold'em. I can't fucking stand Bacchus. So we're going to blow that little piece of shit to sky high. You know, here's the funny thing about how much that has come around. I told Terrence this the other day, and I kind of half believe this. I really think that this is other day and I kind of half believe this. I really think that this is, I mean again, this is like one of the, it's a little goofy, but like I kind of sort of believe that like the best chance to like have a ceasefire in Gaza, for example,

would be like Khabib getting the ear of Donald Trump if he was elected. Oh yeah. Like those Nagas Dany guys that are like pro-Palestine. Like that like at this point, things are so fucking shitty. They're like something stupid, absolutely stupid like that. Well it could be like something that would be like the turning point. The thing about, I feel like guys like Trump and I think like Rogan has this same thing where he's like, you can't have a pencil neck like think tank PhD

in political science or lawyer, tell them anything that might be morally progressive or good. You got to have a guy that looks like Jack Reacher, who's killed so many people in war. And this is my, I think it's goofy too Tom, This is my personal like half-assed theory about spreading the good word of Mao to the people of the South is you can't do it. I understand we wanna uplift the voices of marginalized groups and let them run these movements. But there are certain communities where I feel like it's imperative and necessary politically

to just have like a guy, just a big corn-fed D1 wrestler be like there to struggle there to win We got to do protracted people to work because yeah the same thing with Khabib You have some weird liberal yet Yale guy be like we gotta we really need to think about this differently mr. Trump He's gonna call him gay and he's gonna fire him you got a Russian psycho who's undefeated hard as a coffin nail being like look brother Habibi let's take it easy Trump would be like he never lost he's really cool he's got a lion in his backyard I fuck with him you know what I mean it's that toughness external toughness to to to move forward with more compassionate policy. I think is the is the big secret

Yeah, that's right. That's the the man who shoulders it on his shoulders. It's on is you know, Islam Makhachem something Yeah, I Think it's a whenever they trot him out. I've been watching UFC forever whenever they trot Donald Trump out like he's a fighter Like have you guys seen that? I don't if you watched any event last maybe year So I was I was at the UFC in December in Vegas But strip that strict if I am an There was some other it was like like Michael Jackson playing Budapest in 92. You got motherfuckers fainting.

They walk out like it was the day I'm saying. I've ever seen this grown man, man, just fucking like getting the vapors like, I've never heard what they call that in wrestling, the pop or whatever. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The crowd. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm talking about I've never heard anything like that. that and wrestling the pop or whatever oh yeah that yeah the crowd uh-huh yeah yeah yeah you know i'm talking about i've never heard anything like that and i've seen many of nights when uh dwayne johnson would come and tear the house down on monday night raw but i've not seen anything like trumpet ufc motherfuckers like grown men fucking just yeah i don't know. Like an old debutante like, yeah, that's right.

Yeah. Yeah. This flower is Wilton. I need a window. I just noticed you got a JP money shirt out. Is there the Pippin on wax? Pippin on wax, baby. Yeah.

I got it. Tried to shoot him. Um, have you all talked about him at all? I kind of want to talk about him. It's most right. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's kind of an iconoclast, right? Like he is. I like his numbers. He's like Buddhaigieg, Trump. I think he was even like a Bernie voter and like a DeSantis voter. It's like, I like, I love it, man. Like, I love meeting people. This is one of my all time great hobbies is talking to people and learning the vast spectrum of where their things are like. And like, this this guy, he's really cooking. And I don't

know, I think that, like I said, I think he's kind of an iconoclast, but what do you all think? Is he good or bad? Do we like him, not like him? The only thing I can go say, Thomas. Well, I'd say anybody who tries to assassinate an elected official in office or former is a fucking traitor. So we could start there. That's true. Yeah. So I think first off, yeah, disrespecting the golf course

and President Donald Trump was a mighty bloated democracy and I don't think it's something to be joked about. Same with the guy who jacked off a bunch before he did it. Yeah, that guy. Nothing funny about that either. Nothing funny about jacking off and then getting killed on a barn roof. Yeah. The mental, like I people I saw some seen several like on Twitter and on Instagram like people argue and do mental gymnastics with Thomas Crooks the first guy and then this guy with their life He was a Republican and they go no he donated five dollars to a true blue pack and I well he voted for and I'm like

guys at least with the second dude was he Republican was he Democrat he was tagging Elon Musk and asking him for a SpaceX rocket that he could convert to a nuclear warhead and fly to Putin's house I think at this point it's irrelevant where he lied on the American political spectrum Because they're all actual checkmate liberal He was he voted for Hillary in 2008 the guy somewhere between then and now was like I think I want to he was offering the UN 1000 Afghan warriors that he personally trained himself

I don't think he was yeah I think he was profoundly sick he offered he was right offering the right music for Dave Matthews and folds yeah he said he knew Ben folds personally that access well well at least he fucking voted you know what I? That's more than a lot of people do. He got out there and he voted. I got the Thomas Crooks donation thing. He donated $5 to Biden like after he won. Yeah, yeah, just like a little. Here's a little tip for taking the rose, Mr. President.

Little bit of walking around money. Little something for the go trip. the the the the Yeah. All the brilliant shooters in history. Very, if you knew you were going to your death tomorrow and you were going to do something crazy, not that any of us on this program are going to, okay? Because as we've pointed out

that we don't support such them. But like, you go, Thomas Matthew Crooks jerked off and, you know, donated $5 to Joe Biden or whatever. Muhammad Atta and the boys went to a titty bar in a pizza hut, you know No, what rush or what's his name this Ryan Ruth? Ryan Ruth was lying about knowing Ben Folds and and the Mujahideen apparently Very underwhelming. I know I'm going to my death kind of scenes like if I knew that

What do you what do you do? Nobody even tried nobody even tried any gay stuff You know that's how you know those were straight guys because you know you're Jake give a thumbs up That's how you know it's that's a 100% straight guys He knows he has a limited amount of time left, but also you know that if you know you're gonna do it you know like the everything you do everybody's gonna know about like everything you look up on your phone yeah so I will probably like look up wholesome shit I would just like I'd be like how to build a church how to dig a well like I would just Google shit like

that how to pay all of my taxes completely and fully and without any the I would just go to my my legal defense and I would just Google stuff like why do people look different just to you know so they can bring. He didn't say that. Who keeps talking to me through the TV. Yeah like why does my grandma speak with a Chinese accent and she

provided me with an AKM with 700 rounds of net yeah like The that's just more of mine and I hate what your did Sydney Sweeney die Sydney Sweeney single Have you have you heard about have you heard about this shooter in Kentucky? it's like this guy who went up on a like in the mountains in sort of like central east Kentucky there was like a road that went between these two mountains and they just parked his car on it is basically a bridge over a highway and just like

I think he had like 2000 rounds of ammo and just was shooting cars on the highway He'll be exactly zero people Nobody died nobody several people nobody died Yeah, but then he went on the run he was on the lam for two weeks and they just found his body like today Information about that few days ago proved to be faulty in light of today's discovery. Somebody that I knew said, no, I went to high school with him, man. He took like 3000 of those, like shooty freeze dried mills from the National Guard Armory.

He said, no, he's out there, man. He's out there. They find him dead. After he's like, no, man, he's a. Well, that that guy that did that shooting and killed the people in the bowling alley like they uh I Guess it just really depends on like how You know how much manpower and how lucky or first 48 hours whatever that bullshit cuz that guy went on the run for a while That Brian laundry kid he was out there in the Everglades. I guess

fucking eating milkshakes until an alligator got him or some bullshit the guy that killed the Camping his camping girlfriend or something. Oh, yeah They said that he was out there for a bit Dude that was the love that was what that was since not since I guess Hawk to us the she's the I feel like that was the last big one that kind of kept everybody's attention for longer than I could she's amazing she is amazing this is hacky at this point but like imagine show I would dude if I could get Haley Welch on that

would be that would probably be a dream come true for little old me I'd be tickled pink over that fucking shit, but the jig takes me about every day I Can't imagine like I mean he's dead the Thomas Crooks guy, but imagine you like You plan this thing out you have some degree of success you skin You know you you nick the guys ear or whatever and now you're dead or whatever You can't look back on it, but in terms of cultural impact That is a blip to this to the to the buckle bunny

Spit and suck you know moment and cultural history were like Yeah, I almost he almost clipped Trump and who God knows where we would have been if he would have been successful Maybe a civil war maybe nobody would give a fuck But that started around the same time and she's still she's still trucking. She's still getting every you know, and I'm like damn you get Magdumped on by Secret Service and maybe as as the lights fading out of the corners of your eyes, you're like, I am going to be remembered. And it's like, nope, you're going to be second banana to a fucking Arizona State, like sorority girl who like she's going to get to meet Zach

Brian. She's going to get to meet all these people, you know, and you just, right. You died wearing a, what was he wearing a whistle and diesel shirt? Or like one of those no is one of those gun youtuber like Merck that was a guy He shot I thought it was a Big dog shirt it says like it's okay. I've had my shots and she's five shot glasses Yeah, it's all my family drives me nuts. If you can read this, bitch fell off. It's like an aerial drone shot of that shirt.

And you can just kind of see it amidst all the shell casings. God damn it. Yeah. Well, the people are like, oh, he needs like better security detail or whatever Trump because this is like the second one and like, you he needs like better security detail or whatever Trump Because this is like the second one and like, you know two month time span or whatever, but right If I'm him dude, I'm I'm okay. I'm going walking around with the Punisher. Like I don't know what's

Like I guess these guys are just not doing their due diligence I know some my conspiracy theory buddies are saying that they're staged to like, store up support among the, I guess the further right wing guys who don't vote, but they support him. But they like, you know what I mean? Like they're like the half of the country that doesn't vote is split between like, you know, libertarians, you know, far left people and then like oath keepers or whatever the fuck. And that's the running conspiracy theory Is they're just trying to it's a big stage thing to like get people to Rally behind them or whatever if he started doing speeches

You go I was just saying I think if he started doing speeches in like a white tee with a bulletproof vest over I think that would be kind of cool look like fit like one gold earring and stuff yeah like the many men music video like a big yeah all like wife beater yeah dude with like a plate carrier on they should give him a gun I think you should have a gun oh yeah Trump should have a gun they should let him fire once into the crowd every speech hey great they should give him a revolver and then at the end of his speech. He pulls it out and shoots and Spins it and yeah, and whoever gets hit was chosen by God today

Yeah, it's a single bullet in there and they have to play Russian roulette before they close the showdown five The Do you guys think and I know this is all speculation, but that's what you do on a podcast Do you guys think if he loses though? It'll be a worse January 6 there It'll be like they maybe they expended all their energy on the first one and it won't be anything Won't be like a big deal I think that um Yeah, I don I think that.

Yeah, I don't think that. I think that they've seen like what happens when you do that. Like these guys are really getting like five to seven years for. Mm hmm. It wasn't just a fun game, you know. Yeah, it's pretty serious. Yeah, it turns out they don't try to steal it again, but it'll be through the courts instead of, you know, a sheer force of numbers and knocking down like four cops to Nancy Pelosi. I think I don't I guess I think he picked JD Vance to like get through to the younger like far rightright types I'm sure there was a bunch of reasons but to me again, I think they're missing the force for the trees of like

You don't that guy's that he again. He's like a wet blanket Ivy League type Maybe just because his mom was smoking perk 30s and like getting fucked by the guys We were talking about earlier just getting dick down by like a national tire and battery assistant manager Doesn't make him tough they should have just got I don't know like fucking one of these like, you know mid-30s Instagram influencers that make like vaporwave Hitler videos and like, you know, we're on like testosterone and shit cuz I feel like JD Vance has the right politics, but his look You can't be looking like that. You know what I mean? Well, Jake you might have a good serious first

Your yeah you guys yeah you guys might if I get serious for a second just for you guys could just yeah just for a second Yes January 6 2021 was the worst day in American history. And if I could even imagine a worst day happening to our country and to democracy in general, well, I think I would probably break down crying. But I think ideally, I think ideally January 6th happens every day for like 100 years. I think that's how I want things to go.

Okay. But I don't want it battled out in the courts. I want it literally to be whoever can overtake the Capitol best. I want both sides to do January 6th. I think so, I've been saying, yeah. I want everybody to attack the federal guards and I want the federal guards to open fire the the few weeks. Yeah. Yeah. I can get behind that. I think we'll see that before the end of October, if I'm being honest. Yeah, the old Reagan switcheroo. If Kamala wins, I was saying this

to a buddy the other day, I'm like, I almost feel like if you want to kick the can down the road further just give them the election because I there's a part of me that's kind of with you Terrence where I'm like uh I think genuinely some of the most gullible dumbest people did that on January 6th and they didn't they were taking selfies and shit there were some guys in there with like zip ties and full-on kits and they were about their business Those guys were calling federal informants In show business that was maybe one of the funniest days And I mean, I'm serious. It was maybe the funniest day in American history It's like that guy was carrying the pedestal and they thought his name was via Getty. It gets me every time

It if they do it again, it's like, okay, now all the part-timers who understand consequences, who understand that there are a lot of FBI informants involved, they'll probably stay home. So maybe it's just the heavy hitters that show up who genuinely want to do like a beer hall putch round two type situation, you know? Right.

But the funniest hypothetical reaction, cause I don't know if you guys remember when gen six happened Trump was I think it was like Like didn't know he was being recorded or I think it was like a hot mic, but he called the whole thing very low-class He thought it was he thought it was crass now later on he was like, you know Oh, they it wasn't great, but they they loved their country tried to middle the road it but at first he was like he saw all these people and he Was like, uh, cuz he's a New York Queenie liberal. He likes musicals and shit and fucking like right gold bars So I think the funniest outcome would be they win they actually do overthrow it right and then Trump Because he doesn't like the aesthetics of his is like

throw it right and then Trump because he doesn't like the aesthetics of it is like just let her have it like they take over the whole Capitol and he's like is that a Jeff Gordon rascal scooter absolutely not no no no no I'm gonna spend the rest of my days in Mar-a-Lago I'm not gonna be a part of any of this and just hand it over to the didn't he say that she's not she said that Kamala he said Kamala isn't black he said she was faking or something really yeah I think he said something like she's pretending to be black which is not great but very funny it's like she's actually just Indian yeah yeah but they were just going on that fight, then they kinda dropped that as quick as it happened.

It was just a weird kinda thing that happened too late. I think that he's being fed too much internet stuff by like Vance's crew because he's not playing the hits. He's not as sharp as he used to be. That could be age, could be a lot of things. But he's been like like he'll go up there and he'll do the the Haitian cats thing during the debates where he's just like they're eating them they're cooking them live that you know blah blah blah blah it's I don't know who that's playing to I don't know if

it's playing to like I don't know I guess it's playing pretty good oh Thomas yeah I'm the only guy who's convinced but yeah I'm just like what played is that I mean I don't know if it plays off whatever I guess but I think I wonder here's the thing I like I'm pretty convinced now that his whole story is bullshit like his shit with his mom probably is real But like he probably lived with his dad as he was going by like JD Hamill for the longest time and Like there's all these photos of him on Facebook hanging out and like nice houses in Dallas and shit Oh, yeah. Yeah, He had a whole other life.

He never told about the public, though I'm saying he's like he has really and no one is like really looked into it or challenged it in any meaningful ways. Really hilarious. Like you would think that like some investigative reporter would be like, but what the fuck? Like, yeah, what? Who are you? You know what the fuck? Like, yeah, who are you? You know what I mean? Like, you would dig into these claims a little bit. Well, I think they did the same thing with Trump, and I think there's a certain part of their demographic

that doesn't care. Like, they don't like, in 2016, when it came out, people were like, Trump's been a liberal his whole life. He donated to Hillary, he hangs out with these, like, blue blood, you know, kind of historically liberal families. Like he parties in the Hamptons and golfs with these people. And everybody was like, well, that was two months ago. This is now, you know, I think with JD Vance, it's like, is he the white? Is he the white George Santos? Yeah. You know, like,

is he just, is some of it fake? Is like the hillbilly allergy thing? I'm like Okay, you know, but I think if you are willing to buy everything else about him Then you'll overlook that he's full of shit because he's just a racist guy and as long as you're racist Then hey, you can lie to me about everything else You know what I mean? You hate what I hate so I can overlook everything else or whatever the fuck. That is something we just don't talk about enough is like JD just just being just a straight up racist.

I mean like the guy's first campaign ad was like, you hate Mexicans. You know what I mean? Like it was like, I mean like it was like it wasn't Yeah, no, no, I know what you mean well his like he's a part of that camp of like of guys that I think They know that they've got they've captured the minds of like a third of the American electorate and They if they can get it up to like, you know, some of the holdouts or whatever Then they can win forever

They just have to keep convincing Americans that they feel the same way as JD Vance does which is the whole You know like the Matt Walsh of the world all the of the world. He's like, you know, every American feels this way They're just afraid to say it it's like no, I think I think most people don't give a fuck if you Wear wig or you know change you I think most people really don't care brother Yeah, I think you just suck, you know and and I think that's JD Vance's whole game But that's the you know, the whole thing or whatever is like, you know everybody secretly is hateful and as stupid as I am and And that's how we're gonna win the election or whatever

But didn't they there was like a poll that came out that like 60% of Americans pulled like across like didn't they don't give A fuck about the trans thing like they just or they're like they're ambit. They're like yeah, you know where It's like not a not a major thing to anybody, but those guys swear up and down that they're injecting strong blonde Idahoan boys with estrogen like you know teaching them how to twerk off Don't do that What'd you say Thomas I can't hear you.

Thomas clipped out I think. You're clipping out. I said, oh no, please don't do that. Not our big strong blonde boys. Don't turn them into. Don't turn those big male hunters into girl butts. That's not what I want. The last thing I wanted.

Please, please don't give him tits, please no. It's funny because in the rural South anyway, there's I mean, you just need to look no further than like powder puff football or whatever to like know that, you know, men in the South have had a little fascination with some gender, or stuffery stuff for time immemorial. Did y'all do that in high school? Yes, I was just about to say.

I was, yes, go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the same deal. It was like a... Well, like the coaches and the players, they would like dress up as cheerleaders, right? Mm-hmm. They would... And they like grind on each other? They would like put it as cheerleaders, right? Mm-hmm. They were like grind on each other. They were like

And By the way, that's called tough American fucking culture right there That's masculinity at its finest is getting a 48 year old man to dress up like an 18 year old cheerleader and then have him dance to like in the and then have him dance to like, fucking Missy Elliott. Yeah, yeah. That's fucking... Uh huh, yeah, that's beautiful. I remember... Where would you even find videos of that?

That's so stupid. Do they even like, record that? Can I go to one? Can I fucking... You think they would let me make it into high school? How do you even become a football coach in Texas? Go to one kind of fucking. Yeah, you think they would let me make into high school. I don't even become a football coach in Texas. Like, what is that? Oh, there's the guy that was the biggest offender that back home.

His name was Happy Poplarity. Get the fuck out of here, Tom. Yeah, this is real nice. Happy, happy popularity. And he would just he would just would just have the boys in drag like kind of play grinding on him you know what I mean? Okay. And he got in trouble for it. Yeah you remember when Happy got in trouble for it. Yeah. He got in trouble for it and the whole town was like, you could tell that the whole town was like, wait it's not like

that, but it does look bad. Like, you can tell they were all just like, I guess it doesn't look great, does it? But it wasn't like that, but still. I think the town, not to victim blame, but I think the town is partially to blame for hiring a guy named Happy Popolardi to work with children. I'm sorry, it's Happy Mobolini, not Happy Popolini. Oh, good. Actually, we should have just, it's happy mobile. Lini not happy.

Should have just left it as it is. Yeah, yeah. Actually, it is happy popularity. Just a couple of like old church bitties Sunday service. Like did you hear what happened to happy mobile Lini turns out he was he he was touching on them kids and everybody has to pretend they got to go. No, can I read this to you? This actually happened on the heels of the election. Hazard High School principal to staffers reprimanded for

controversial man pageant. The written reprimand was for quote, unprofessional conduct, end quote. Principal at Hazard High School and two staffers received written reprimand was for quote, unprofessional conduct end quote. Principal at Hazard High School and two staffers received written reprimands by the school district after a controversial homecoming event at the school last month with scantily clad male students simulating lap dances on school officials and female students pretending to serve beer

while wearing shorts and T-shirts with Hooters written across the front. Oh my goodness. Oh, they didn't gender bend? Well here was the three-headed monster that allowed that to happen was principal Donald Happy-Mobilini who's also the mayor of Haskell. Very very awesome. Staff members Larry Thacker and Joshua Hart Larry what? This is your new principal Larry molester and this is the assistant vice principal John child diddler and they're gonna we're gonna take us to the 2a high school wrestling football Championships this year. We've got a great strength and conditioning goats. His name is John a touch kids and

He's Jewish, but you don't want a touch you don't want to don't look you can look past it he was he's a very strong feller and Yeah, we're gonna hate but the new cheerleading coach. She's a beautiful woman. That's gonna be miss boobies She's gonna get us to the to the state championship this year You think you just can't overlook shit like that, but I also think to some degree go ahead sir No, just the the state superintendencing a Entire school with that on its roster. Yeah, yeah, Raymond Itouchkis. Yeah, yeah. Mitch pedophile just like sounds good. Give him more funding.

Well, I think that I mean, maybe it's like this everywhere. I don't want to say it's just like a southern thing or whatever. But there were a couple coaches when I was in school and then after it's like just a thing that happens every few years where it gets buried because the school is on a tear or he's a really good defensive coordinator or Really good strength. You know what like if the coach if it's like a teacher they're gone immediately definitely, but you know if it's like Like the world yes Yeah, because of wokeness exactly if it's like a debt like the new the new defensive

You know coordinated strength addition and coach whatever if the school is like seven and one and they're like maybe they ain't been to state in fucking 20 years It's like I heard that literally this happened when I was a junior where It's like I heard that litter this this happened when I was a junior where This girl who I had a English class with she was always skipping class and I was like, oh, you know we're juniors and seniors or whatever and We live like five houses down from each other. She was skipping class to go fuck one of the Strength and conditioning coaches or like defensive. I forget even the main coaches. Yeah, and They kept it under wraps for a little while because that year was like the first year

We had gone to like state or we were heading there and they were just over looked at they're like Yeah If it's like if all you've got in your town is fucking like football and barbecue and You know John I touch kids is just you know living up to the family name Then you just kind of got a turn a blind eye. I suppose just just until we make it to state or whatever You know there was a guy like that It's funny that we were about to say the same type of thing we had a similar guy at our school But I had a guy guy at our school.

But I had a guy at my high school who did like the Fellowship of Christian Athletes thing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He was definitely like praying on young men. But his hands felt... His hands felt... What? He got...

Were you one of his victims or...? His hands were so strong. He was so good at molesting me Biblical punishment yeah like this guy was literally Like he did get some sort of like cancer or infection or something and they had both of his hands had to be amputated Oh my god, what? like cancer or infection or something and both of his hands had to be amputated. Oh my God, what? That is biblical.

That is nuts. Yeah. Getting diddled by a nub would be crazy. Yeah, once he diddles, he just loses more of his arm. Yeah. Goes right back. Yeah, he's having to use his feet. At that point, you you know it seems like it like maybe you could get away from him or something you know you could

you know get a sprint going was that old movie though I was it an M Night Shamalai or is it Stephen King a thinner where the guy like slowly withered away over the course of the movie through to some like curse It's just like a pedophile who's like, you know, just a finger then two fingers and then a toe and it's just like God's telling him you got to stop you're gonna you know, and eventually he's just like a torso walking around town But he was a great defensive coach So he was able to make those sacrifices, you know. He just has diabetes. Oh, this is-

It's in the fair. Yeah, this curse. Oh, the Kool-Aid curse. Every time I drink Kool-Aid, something falls off of me. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. That's the reveal at the end. That's the reveal at the end of the movie. It's starring Boozy. the the the

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the the the constant have you guys ever seen that video boozy making a kool-aid on Instagram live he puts he puts half of the brick of sugar into the pitcher even as a diabetic yeah and everybody in the comments is like bro you literally are like a type 1 diabetic and he's like this is how y'all make is anyhow y'all make kool-aid this is how we make kool-aid tastes good he's like this is how y'all make is anyhow y'all make Kool-Aid this is how we make Kool-Aid taste good everybody's like dude you need to like need an insulin shot right now you were going to have a seizure he said I still remain a dog a diabetic and all that's what he meant yeah and he's not watering down that Kool-Aid for no man. Oh man.

It's crazy that he's like, again, yeah, well, yeah. I mean, just that video. I wish I was my dad. You wish Bougie was your dad? Yeah. That would be a, I mean, he'd get you into some show business gigs, you know? Be able to hook you up with some great venues in Baton Rouge

that Video yeah Shreveport. Yeah, we could do a live podcast tour Shreveport Baton Rouge Opalousis. Yeah Rama, Louisiana He Biloxi what's up? Biloxi What's up? We need to do a tour of the four of us and we just need to go places like Tupelo and fucking You know Jackson

Texarkana Dude Texarkana would be Alistair in Texas. I Yeah, I was there not too long ago and it That place is like That whole Gator that whole Gator that whole lake is just infested with the gators like I mean there are parts of it that are swimmable but people just go out there they swim and shit is water moccasins an apocalypse and I'm like dude every time there's a hurricane in Houston my cousin Dead broke, but he bought a jet ski for the hurricane on like some unemployment money bullshit And he just was riding it around I 45 little exit ramp and stuff, and I'm like it's Texans Probably Mississippians Louisiana's do I mean climate change could take the whole goddamn world and we would be throwing fucking barbecues and pig roasts

And fucking you know it wouldn't even we'd barely notice Well fellas even even when there is like groceries and stuff available everybody's just eating Crisco out of the can and stuff down there so there's not really a whole lot of a Lot of difference between rationing the supplies. It's the stuff. They already have at their house Nobody's like oh my god. I can't get baby arugula right now the world to justify that behavior they just like I had a couple like I had one prep prepper guy that lived on the street he just said he's warping down he liked him or whatever an MRD it's a man ready to die the MA yeah just like this for no reason but again it's like yeah you know guys like that. They give the neighborhood character You know what? I mean, it's not all

You know love lives here, you know, we believe in science You got to have yeah a couple of those dudes on the on the street or whatever the fuck Yeah, I don't even know what's in an MRE but there's a bunch of different ones powdered bullshit It's yeah, basically there's a guy on different ones. It's like just powdered bullshit. It's yeah, basically there's a guy on YouTube who who eats MREs from like he'll eat them from like 70 years ago sometimes and then. Oh, I'm saying this like he's he's he's like he was like an original YouTube legend and more like an elixir you put like the powder and water or something yeah kind of I mean

it's some of it'll be like crackers or whatever or like yeah bricks of casserole or whatever it is but a lot of it's dehydrated food and then you just put water in it there's like a reaction and then it just sounds like something that would make you constipated like surely you're not shitting good if you're just eating early imagine ending up in the in the goddamn ER because you ate a World War one era fucking sardines casserole the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the thing about Asbestos and shit. Oh, yeah, dude. It's yeah. It's not that they're nasty

but also they're like incredibly everything is incredibly calorically dense because it's like It's either for like survival or it's for like if you're infantry or something You don't know what next so one thing is like six thousand calories or some crazy bullshit, right? So when that guy was like handing them out with when hurricane it was Ike and we we went out power for almost a month and We had like a neighborhood generator. We'd pass around to like charge phones or like, you know, whatever Whatever we needed and then this guy was handing around He just had a bunch of MREs and he was like I got so many of these is what this is for, you know

And you brought up Terrence you eat one. There's it doesn't look like a lot of food I don't know if it's with like the protein content or how but when you look on the back of the bag so At that time this was I was 15 I was smoking an insane amount of weed and doing an insane amount of just like Street Press Xanax beautiful year 2010 You know whatever you get your hands on and I had the munchies great year deep water horizon Oh, yeah, beautiful. There were so many good things about two dozen housing took our home. You know housing crisis whatever but I remember getting the munchies and I was like and this guy and my dad my dad traded him like 24 natural lights for like ten of these whatever MREs. He had a fucked another one

So I ate like three of these MREs and I like all the whole thing like the powder brownie It was like a lasagna. One of them was like it was like chicken fajita, whatever dude We didn't have any running water like the like the the power fucked up in like like our toilets There's something wrong with the plumbing. Whatever. I don't remember Dude, I woke up the next morning and with like an impossible amount of shit in my body I could like medically and I I remember like, you know having to go to the neighbors use their restroom And the guy it was the guy with the MRE thing and I was like I was like

Oh, yeah, three in one sitting and he was like son. One of them thing is like 6,000 calories Yeah, yeah He was like you're supposed one is supposed to get you through like a whole day Because he had had that like the big ones or whatever and I was like, oh, I was just really hungry He was like son you could what's You need to go You just ate enough food for like a week and I was like nah, dude. I'm I'm normal I'm just I just you know it was just a normal last day for me eating fucking powdered cheese and you know

dry lasagna all this shit, but it made me I made me super sick and And I thought to myself yeah never again. I think i'd starve before i had to go through that again man ready to die man ready to die man ready yeah uh fucking thinking i think there's coming on yeah uh for having us this was a fun one um