Pendejo Time - pud light

Episode Date: April 6, 2023

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Yeah, if I go into a gym, like, again, it's a part of their little group lifting classes they do, which is cool. Like, I'm a fucking baby. I hate lifting by myself. I get bored, and I go home. So it's cool. But, like, power cleans and cleaning jerks and snatch and clean and snatch my dick and snatch power. Get the fuck out of here. Like, if I go in somewhere, ideally, my ideal lift is, like,

your traditional push-pull. Like, I don't even get that complicated with that. Like, I have got, like, there was a dude at the gym that I train at who, like, I have been helping him with his boxing, and he was like, I'm going to send you my push-pull scale. He's a big fucking corn-fed motherfucker.

And I was like, okay, cool. And he sent it to me, and it was, like, a spreadsheet that was, like two two pages long yeah i don't i i understand some guys like getting that into it but dude i if i turn it into homework i don't want to do exactly yeah yeah yeah like if it's if it i don't even do like push pull'll just, like, if I have a muscle group I'm hitting, I make sure I hit a compound. Yes, yeah. Heavy compound, and then I do pretty much whatever I want for the rest of it.

And no, I'm not a fucking professional bodybuilder. I mean, those guys get way bigger than me because they have meal prep and everything. I don't care that much, you know. No, I don't't like and i do think that like if i wanted to get like i i know that it would be cool to look like that but i i did realize that like i don't think i want it that bad because like i was talking to one there's a nutritionist that works at the gym and she was like her boyfriend runs strength and conditioning with her and then she does nutrition stuff and i was saying hey you know i just asked i was like man i really you know

i really want to get down to to like like a lean 170 and she was like oh are you doing your macros and i was like i've done that before but like it does feel like homework when you're like all right a 15 car like i don't give I just don't care that much at all. And like, Hey, if you do more power to you, but if I'm doing an hour and a half of like jerk, my jerk, jerk power clean. And then I have to go home and like count. Like I don't, I just, to me being strong and being fit is like cavemen knew how to do it. And they ran all day and then they fucking, they ate a big piece of meat and then they like picked up rocks.

Like they didn't, they weren't counting shit back then. They just hit a woman in the head with a big fucking mastodon femur bone and they threw their kids off a cliff if it didn't know how to like run and shit. And then that was it. And those guys were yoked as fuck. Yeah, Herschel Walker has been jacked his whole life, and he has, like, a 40 IQ. He's, like, mentally, like, shouldn't be allowed to drive even, really. Yeah, Mike Tyson, you know.

Well, he's a dude. Mike Tyson, actually, he's really smart. He just, you know, he's grown a lot since his string of rapes you know sometimes you're just addicted to raping when you're young and then you get older and you read you know you meditate yeah you smoke weed with danny brown or whatever and you're a changed man yeah you hang out with fucking uh burt kreischer and you guys drink yeah dom perignon you're like uh really you think a guy with a gay daughter has done something bad in his life it's like i that there's a story that i remember that um there's this by like a like a like old

school really famous boxing coach named teddy atlas and uh apparently the story goes mike made a move on teddy's daughter who was like maybe not 18 and teddy like apparently put a gun in his head to his head and was like hey cocksucker he's like a fucking like a bronx guy or whatever i just imagine like which teddy teddy atlas um and i just imagine like if you? Teddy Atlas And I just imagine Like if you're gonna get into a fight with Mike Tyson You have to have a gun on you Like prime Mike Tyson Like you don't

If Mike Tyson If late 80s early 90s Mike Tyson crosses you in some way You kind of just gotta let that go Or you have to bring a tank Like The pictures of him when he was 15 and i'm like dude jesus christ like he was like benching like 280 in like eighth grade it's just not i'm glad i asked you which teddy it was because my mind filled in the blanks and i was

like okay so teddy pendergrass held a gun and mike tyson said i was like that doesn't make that much sense Teddy the Bear yeah Teddy Graham Teddy Roosevelt the guy that taught taught Mike everything he knew Teddy Roosevelt imagine if I feel like if

Teddy Roosevelt had been alive at the same time as Mike Tyson I feel like he would have been a lot less pro-war like if there was you know what I mean because to him he was just the baddest

motherfucker alive like he was blind as fuck and he just shot like exotic birds all day yeah and stuff and just like smoked cigars he was like yeah he he was like liver king base it was like if liver king became president all of the like instagram guys that are like alpha like they like they he was like legitimately like a much to his own health like that like to the detriment of his health was like i love to to get hit in the head being a big delusional guy is so fucking powerful. Like, you can go so far just, like, being insane, but, like, a little bit book smart. Yeah, in the late 1800s and early 1900s,

if you were a lawyer that also, like, drank every day, you could be, like, governor. Like, you didn't have to, like, today it's all about civility and decorum, and, like, Barack really changed the game with being, like, the smart, crisp politician. You know, the, you know, the, you know, finesse. Whereas, like, just 120 years ago, it was like, if you were a blackout drunk that, like, beat the piss out of his wife, but you knew how to read, like, that was it.

Like, you could be governor of Illinois. You could be a senator if you killed a moose that was like yeah you could you like either were a guy who like killed a moose with a catapult or you like invent you like invented a form of slavery or you just sort of like so many people died in your county or whatever that you eventually rose to a position of power by default who was the guy that threw part oh andrew jackson if you just threw enough ragers you became president like you just were a really cool guy to party with like it was like president riffraff yeah literally like just a complete knockdown drunk that is just like loaded with bullet holes

and uh dude burt kresher would have been president oh no no doubt like a guy like that like if if a guy like not president but he would have been like in the cabinet you know for sure yeah yeah no doubt i mean lbj the guy pulled his penis out all the time and was like look at the size of Not president, but he would have been in the cabinet. You know what I mean? For sure. Yeah, yeah. No doubt. I mean, LBJ. The guy pulled his penis out all the time and was like, look at the size of this fucking thing. Like, look at how big this thing is. That wasn't that long ago. We used to have LBJ. Now we have Louis C.K.

That's so true. Yeah. Yeah. We used to listen to politicians and laugh at comedians and now we listen to comedians and laugh at politicians you know yeah we used to have Teddy Roosevelt and now

somebody needs to get these hoes a belt so they can pull their damn pants up yeah we used to have FDR and now we have they she her yeah did you wait did you see did you see the video of kid rock shooting all the kids of bud light i did it was wonderful and he yeah he looked like dog shit he looked so bad and uh he's every he because he thinks that he's like one of those guys no yeah his fault is he looks so fucking stupid right right like okay like he's like if fred durst tried to be teddy Roosevelt Yes exactly Here's the thing

Every trailer park has a Legitimately Maybe Max too Every trailer park has a legitimately Cool guy He's about late 20s early 30s Has a fucking He works on a Camaro that's loud as shit

In the yard all day It's not in the driveway of the trailer It's in the grass next to it. He's like, you know... Because he doesn't want to block his baby mama out of getting to work. No, he's construction worker jacked, you know, just kind of sinewy, like dense, and, you know, covered in tattoos. And that guy's cool.

Like, you need anything? You know, you want to come over, drink beer, you want to vent, you want to talk about your old lady, how she's a bitch, how she won't let you see your kid like that motherfucker will come and party with you any time of day he always has the best fucking coke he's the coolest guy in the world kid rock was a rich kid he grew up on a like a big plot of land his parents like he this was a character he played but in his mind he's still the coolest guy at the trailer park. Even now, he's an old, like washed up fucking loser. Yeah. It's like, you know, like, uh, people say, you know, if you become famous at any point

for the rest of your life, you know, for the most part, you're just whoever you were whenever you became famous. If there's never like, uh, you know, a time in which you come to terms with yourself. Right, you don't age past. Here's the thing. My dad was a huge Kid Rock fan. When that album dropped, fucking, god damn it, what was it called?

The one with Ba With Da Ba i want to be a cowboy yeah yeah um that shit was in the house all fucking day but my my mom made me made him get both a dirty and clean cd the clean one he would play around which was very funny because at the time kid rock had a midget that raft with him and uh the midget would be like just would say the most fucked up shit was like i put it in a pussy, my little ass car. She was begging for it, creaming it. Like, it was fucked up. Anyway, so I was intimately acquainted with.

Kid Rock's midget. With Kid Rock's music. Yeah, yeah. And sorry, we're ordering wings and I got to get my wing ordered to Ashley and Pepper. Shout out to Winkstop. They ran out of wings. Remember that one? we're ordering wings and I got to get my wing ordered to Ashley and Pepper and shot the cool wing. Stop. They ran out of wings. Remember that one? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It, uh, he, uh, and so to watch him, here's the thing that,

that, that trans woman, she has earned the ire of, of she's like the whipping person for the right... Dylan Mulvaney, I think her name is. Oh, yeah, the Bud Light girl? Yeah, so she also is doing stuff for Nike, and she is big on TikTok

and has been documenting her transition. Matt Walsh did a whole hour on her and was like, You have taken everything that did like a whole hour on her and was like, you you have taken everything that is that looks like a woman and you have bastardized it. And like just talking as if he's giving a speech to somebody, but he's like in his garage, you know, fucking that stupid retard. And so anyway, she did this thing where she was like, but like, you know, whatever the fuck.

And and to just somebody pointed out that he had a fully auto MP5 and missed like one of the cases like he mag dumps a full like goes crazy with the magazine and then just doesn't even hit all the beer. The opening line, though, the one that got me me so he was like grandpa's a little ornery i think is what he said which is like dude you're not you don't get to talk like that i feel like i don't care if you were even redneck rich which is he was he's like vanilla ice he he like can't he had this whole like you know i'm from the trailer park i'm from the hood type thing but he was redneck rich like his family had redneck money. And, uh, but you don't get to be like, Oh, you know, old grandpa, like you can't do a Josh Brolin thing. If you look like that, Josh Brolin, I don't care if he's an A-lister, Josh Brolin plays

it perfectly. If Josh Brolin made a video and he was like, Hey, grandpa's about to had enough. I wouldn't agree with his politics, but I would be like, all right, that's fine. You know, like it's josh brolin kid rock looks like you're like my a friend of my dad's who is not supposed to come to the house i don't know how else to put that like when he comes over my mom's like i told you not to have him every time he comes over he shits on the toilet seat for some reason like every time he comes over he pisses on the floor. That type of guy. I reached out to Nick Adams today.

Nick, I hope you're listening. Oh, yeah. He's based out of Dallas. Did you know that? Yeah. No, Nick Adams, he's Australian. Did he move to Texas? He lives in the States, but he's an immigrant.

Yeah, he's from Australia, I think. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, what tipped me off was, all right, and Nick, if's from Australia, I think. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, what tipped me off was, all right, and Nick, if you're listening, you know, my apologies. Yeah. He posted a video the other day

in front of the Anheuser-Busch factory. Yeah. And he said, I'm in Dallas, Texas right now. And I thought, that's weird. You're in Fort Worth. Because I used to work at the factory next to the Anheuser-Busch factory. Yeah. And it're in Fort Worth. Because I used to work at the factory next to Anheuser-Busch. Yeah, yeah. Factory.

Yeah. And it's in Fort Worth. And I was like, I bet this guy lives around Dallas. Yeah. Because everybody who fucking lives around Dallas but not in Dallas says they're in Dallas. Right. But they live in like Fowler. That guy was also, Fort Worth is also a major city

yeah it's it's not as big alright right but nobody's gonna be like oh this guy's in Dallas right he's at the Dallas factory

yeah but I guess nobody's gonna look up where anyway that bothered me but Nick I'd love to have you on I'm not gonna pull any tricks you know me

I'm an honest guy I don't have you on I'm not gonna pull any tricks You know me I'm an honest guy I don't have anything on my sleeve I wouldn't bring you on To call you a fat fucking I'm not coming I don't wanna meet up in person You know I don't

It's not about that Guys like Guys like that Like I understand what he's doing And I And it does seem like The big chunk of it

Is a bit I know he probably is legitimately a piece of shit But he To me there's like a stark difference Between guys like that Because at least he's like Has a sense of humor Right yeah

It's more of a like Kind of daft Yeah yeah He's like me and the boys are going to Hooters And then we're going to hit the back nine It's more of a daft. Yeah, yeah. He's like, me and the boys are going to Hooters, and then we're going to hit the back nine, and we're going to have a foursome. And it's like, all right, you're hamming this up. I can appreciate that.

It's annoying, but it's definitely less harmful to me than a guy like Matt Walsh who's like, yeah, we got to talk about this, guys. The age of consent is just... I don't understand how people, how conservatives just sit through him talking. It's so annoying. It's grating. It's really... Also, he is like...

I feel like it's not that hard to find common ground with people for the most part. But with the Matt Walsh shit, I'm like dude shut the fuck up who's yeah yeah it's well he has this big like he he's like the one of the champions of the quote-unquote like anti-grooming movement which has doesn't mean anything anymore like that word means nothing yeah because it means it means he ain't washing his ass yeah he's not washing that white ass it is but then he also has had like three or

four different monologues come out from his early youtube days where he's like uh you know the most fertile time for a woman is is but this is this is biology this is just facts sorry uh is between 15 and 22 okay and so the problem is not age of consent, right? It's that these women aren't married. And I'm like, how can you sit there with your gay beard and your gay face and your gay body and be like, the drag queens in my library? No, no, buddy. You're going to have to go through May. Which, by the way, I could totally see a drag queen just tuning his ass up like a cheap guitar. Some drag queens are yoked to shit.

Like, you don't you know anyway you can't have that and then also have a bunch of like youtube clips from back in the day of you being like if a girl's 16 she could get pregnant sorry it's just facts sorry it's just i i don't i don't really know how much clearer to make this and it's like maybe i think we realize collectively like if if if western civ has has done anything good like as we've got a handful of w's in our in our in our cultural progression of society it's that child brides no like we don't just because a girl can get pregnant it's probably not you know good that you get them pregnant it's probably a good thing that you don't actually maybe wait until they like you know get it you know have or are of legal consenting

age i don't just a thought matt if you're listening i know you're a day ho time fan typically no matter how much spunk a woman has she usually most women hate getting pregnant before the age of you know 16 or so yeah yeah i would even i would extend that out you know if you're trying to date women who are younger than you know 13 14 there's seriously something wrong with you yeah i mean i don't like i was just goes without saying, obviously, but I hate pointing out that, I hate doing, like, gotcha politics with these guys because they're just such fucking morons.

But it is, like, a glaring contradiction to try and call drag queens, like, pedophiles, but then be like, yeah, you know, if you ask me, you know, it's not a teen pregnancy problem. It's a marriage problem. We should be marrying these girls off. And it's like, just join the Church of the Latter-day Saints.

Just join FLDS. Like, you don't have to go to Baptist. Even the Baptists are like. It's fucked up. It's fucked up for him because I don't think he's gay. No, I don't think he is either. I think he's like. But I don't think like.

There's I think he's gay no i don't think he is either i think he's like i don't think like there's i i think he's it's so weird to me i think he's genuinely like that no i don't think he's putting like i think i think whereas like with uh with a lot of those guys um they ham it up i don't know him personally but like the jack posobiec guy i'm like yeah he really cares that much about politics. It's just he's playing his character because that's what's beneficial for him. But the Matt Walsh guy, like, not only does he not really, he tries to be cool a little bit, but like in, he's like a hipster. Yeah. It's funny. I think those guys and some other people have commented on this, but it's like they've kind of revolved around to like what they were calling gay in like 2013 or so. Right.

You know what I mean? Where it's like they're like smoking tobacco out of like pipes and wearing like burgundy corduroy and stuff. Yes, yes. Like they just all look like they're in like a wes anderson they're like something's off like their jeans are a little bit just not fitting right yeah or like their glasses are too big for their face or something it's like it's what happens when you actually don't have any black or gay friends when you have no black or gay friends and your your concept of masculinity isn't like having principles that you stand behind, it's purely aesthetics.

So, yeah, like the shit that you called faggy like in 2012, you're like, I love a nice pipe. I just put Wilco on the record player and just and just, you know, a nice book, a classic like, you know, Aquinas or Faulkner. You know, it's like you called those guys homos. There's no fucking way. There's no point in like Ben Shapiro trying to be. No, because he's like hip because it's not his appeal. No, I don't think. Well, he's also been that way his whole life.

Like before he even went to Harvard, like in high school, he was like, if you have a penis, you're a man. And that's that. Like he just that's he's been doing that. I know that he believes that shit wholeheartedly. Like this is not who's that guy Harlan or whatever. He was a Bernie guy up in Harlan Hill or whatever. No, not Harlan Hill. He's the fat guy that was deeming like DSA girls that were like, I'm hard.

I don't know. No, he starts with an H, but he was a Bernie guy up until like 2019. Like people searched his old tweets and he was like a DSA guy. And then that didn't go anywhere. He was like, what's the term people on Twitter, you post left? Like all of these guys were like Felix biters and reply guys and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And when there was no money or attention or clout in that, like they couldn't get that going. They pivoted to being like an Amy Therese orbiter or like uh they pivoted to being like a tucker guy where they have some

populist politics but their main concern is like masculinity which doesn't i don't understand like what are we talking about here like uh like to me, being a guy is being, after like the age of 12, just being really pissed off at nothing, but then channeling that impotent rage into something productive or channeling that into trying to edge out the parts of your personality that are just fucked.

Like, to me, that's just being a good like a good like a dude whatever it's not like smoking cigar cigars suck they're dog shit i don't get i don't care no i like i like a good cigar jake what do you know fuck you no you they're they're fucking gross they're horrid they taste like shit they take way too fucking long it's dog shit no oh i like to pair it with a nice scotch. No, you don't. You're 18. You don't like to pair it with a nice scotch.

Absolutely not. A Lafroig? You're having a nice glass of Lafroig after your shift at fucking National Tire and Battery? No. Wrong again. I don't understand this obsession with the masculine aesthetic in this manosphere world of cigar, of, uh, of cigar scotch. And then like a ribeye. I don't,

I feel, I, I, I get what, I mean, if that's what, if all your friends are like on discord and stuff, right.

Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, yeah. Good point. I could, I could have,

you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had, I mean, I had, I had friends in high school,

but if I didn't, you probably could have tricked me into like where ended up doing some stupid shit like that for a few months at least somebody got mad at me some of those guys probably cycling it out too if i had to guess i remember i was i was with a group of friends and they had their friend group was there was like an extended and adjacent friend group and i said honestly i was like look there was a like there was a year year and a half period where I could have totally bought into the Andrew Tate shit I was like 13 or 14 and I don't I'm not saying this is a generalization but a lot of the guys that I knew in seventh and eighth and ninth

grade you go they went through this phase some men go through a phase where from the ages of 12 to 15 you almost become a piece of shit politically like you all like like you're you're obsessed with with edginess in the wrong way and you're obsessed with um like you you watch fight club and you don't understand the movie because you have no media literacy and you like idolize the american psycho like all of the sigma like instagram and like fight club and american psych all that stuff is old it's not. Like I remember there was a joke. It was a running joke like on social media 10, 15 years ago that men misunderstood the point of those movies,

that they watched them and they're like, I'm Tyler Durden. I'm alpha outside of society and there's no life for me and my generation is left behind. It's like that stuff's true true but that's not what makes you a man it just makes you know about i didn't know about fisting till i saw that movie that's a very funny way to get it to get into it no i didn't i didn't get into it right right right i saw that and i said never in my fucking life am I doing that. Yeah, yeah. I almost turned the movie off.

That fucking, the whole movie is supposed to be, I mean, there's horrifying parts in the whole movie, you know what I mean? But that right there, I almost fucking turned the movie off. At like 13 years old, I was like, what the fuck was that? Some awful dream where you can put your whole hand in a woman?

That's terrible. Wait, Fight Club? Yeah, there's a scene where he's fisting the girl. No, that's not in Fight Club, man. It's like Elbow Deep. No, Thomas. I swear to God, there's a girl... Oh, I know.

No, he opens the door and he has the dish glove on. Yeah. Yeah, but it doesn't show his fist in her, bro. It just implies that he didn't. I've only seen it once. No, he just opens the door. I remember he was elbow deep in her pussy. No, he just has the dish glove on.

He's like, you want next room? He looks to everyone. He had the dish glove on. It wasn't. I don't remember had the dish glove on. It wasn't... I don't remember being a dish glove. I thought he had on a special arm glove for his whole arm to go in the pussy.

I think you just inserted a scene into Fight Club that wasn't there, because I know what scene you're talking about. He opens the door, he's got the glove on, and he's like, you want next? And Edward... Because Edward Norton gets pissed because he can hear him fucking.

And he walks up... Fight Club, whole arm and pussy. I believe you. I just, I really remember it being like that. I think you could. Fight club fisting scene. No. Scene.

That's me typing that in. It's not. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Hmm. This one says porn, fat boy, naked and double anal, gay fisting fight club.

Not clicking on that one. Yeah. No, you're talking about the rubber dish. This is just mostly this is just other pornography. I'm seeing people on Reddit are posting full blownblown essays on that scene. Yeah, so anyway... No, he didn't. It's funny, I found a whole group of 13-year-olds who were like,

is he putting his whole arm in the pussy? I think you just created that scene in your head. It's on our fan theories. Look, I'm not supposed to look i'm not supposed to be talking about this and neither of you but let's face it no logical explanation has ever been provided for why tyler was wearing that disc club and that's because everyone assumes it was sexual the reality is far less exciting as the truth often is and the reason no one has come up with a reasonable sexual story is simply that dish gloves make for very unpleasant sex devices for either sex. He is saying, okay. He is saying that Tyler got stitches earlier that day.

Okay. And he is wearing the dish glove so that his wound does not get dirty during the sex. During the fisting, right. Okay. He's saying. It's a health thing. He's saying that, yeah, he's saying he's using it like a cast. They were fighting in a basement and living in a dilapidated house and he's worried.

Yeah. Okay. They all have hepatitis C by this point. Yeah. Yeah. They're all dying. dilapidated house and he's worried yeah okay they all have hepatitis c by this point yeah yeah they're all dying um but yeah i guess it is established that the whole arm and maybe more into helena bonham carter's vajayjay snatch a rune yeah i just i feel i mean i don't really even want to re-watch the movie because if i'm being honest i didn't like it enough to re-watch it was one of those where i'm like it's a fine movie interesting movie it's fine i see why people

like it and i see why it's like an important film you know what i mean sure sure i really don't re-watch movies that aren't like fun movies yeah yeah well i don't re-watch like step brothers but i'm not gonna re-watch yeah you re-watch tropic thunder you re-watch nice guys you re-watch like Step Brothers, but I'm not going to re-watch. Yeah, you re-watch Tropic Thunder. You re-watch Nice Guys. You re-watch The Matrix. You re-watch fucking Goodfellas. Like that for me is my favorite. I'm not going to re-watch like fucking Citizen Kane.

Right. No, thank you. No, I'm good. No, thanks. Again, it's like that whole like dark triad shit is old. And it's just the next generation of young guys that are like i'm and again my point was is that like there's a phase that some guys go through where you almost get into that but something happens in your life where you're like this is stupid like why i can be

mad at something else like why i'm definitely not to rebel by having the politics of like Mitch McConnell. Like I'm not going to rebel by hating women. That feels very stupid for a lot of reasons. I'm not going to rebel by being like that guy's wearing a dress. No, he can't be doing that, man. Like that's not like the cool it like for the longest time. That was really a way to fast track yourself into being cool. Is to play jazz and smoke weed and wear your hair weird or whatever.

And to hate those guys just doesn't make you rebellious. It just makes you a loser. And so none of that shit is new. And so whenever I see shit like that and guys try to embody that, I'm like, you're either A, a teenager, which fine. You're allowed to have that little moment in your life. Fine. Who gives a fuck? Or B, you're like a guy like Tim Pool.

Who's the guy that was a part of Vice and did Proud Boys? Gavin McInnes. Yeah, you tried to be like a left-wing guy. There was no money in that because typically there isn't. And so you pivoted to make money, and you did. But now you're just sort of this impotently angry loser that no one really respects. And the only people that do respect you are, again, young teenage men who think that you're this ubermensch or a grown adult loser men who think that you are the uber minch or a grown adult loser men who like who think that you

are the you know or whatever in matt walsh's case he strikes me as the guy type of guy who like the first lady that like touched his ding dong he was like my wife you know there's an energy that some of those guys have like i'm sure you knew a couple of those guys like from church or growing up it's like the first you know what i'm saying like the first, you know what I'm saying? Like, the first girl you kiss is my wife. My wife forever. And the girl's like, I mean, I guess so. You have a job.

And you get married at 18 and you pop out a couple puppies and then she just sort of resents you. And you're like, this is my wife. She does whatever I say. It's like, that's awesome, man. That doesn't sound good. Let me ask her about it. And then she's, like, putting arsenic in his soup and shit or whatever the fuck his wife went on a fucking twitter tirade about how he kills all the animals in the house and none of them respect nor like him

like he killed a bunch of fish and then the dog always barks at him and the cat like tries to scratch his arms and face which is just it's just. It, it, it tickles me pink in that way where I'm like, you're just a despised man. Like some men are just hated by both God or by God, man, and animal, like the trifecta of all living creatures. Just,

they don't, what do you think he does with his money? Cause he's gotta be loaded. Yeah, no, I legitimately don't know because he doesn't strike me as a car conservative. You know what I mean? Like some conservative guys are like,

like they get in, they get into cars and they get into like old American muscle. They get into like, you know, Japanese shit. Um, as like before anime was big conservative guys that were into cars, just got into Japanese cars or whatever the fuck.

They just got into like Japanese stuff. Um,. They just got into, like, Japanese stuff. I don't know what he spends his money on. That's a good question. His beard looks like he got a hair transplant. It's too good. You know what I'm saying? Like, beards don't... I'm not saying it looks good.

I'm saying it's too symmetrical. Like, it doesn't look natural. Yeah. You know what I mean? Whatever he's got now, car-wise, has leather seats, so that's nice. But it doesn't look super flashy. I don't know if he's got a nice house. A Walsh home.

Uh, it's... Looks, uh... Looks like he's got a pretty nice house, but nothing crazy. Like, kind of a regular house, honestly. Can you find his address for me? I want to just... Matt Walsh. Net worth.

I'm sure it's like a couple million. I would say it's probably a lot more than that. I would say like 1.52. I don't think he's crazy rich, man. He has one of those, like... It's estimated around five million, but... That's, man. He has one of those, like, Estimated around $5 million, but That's not bad. He's on the daily

What's Ben Shapiro's? This one says $14 million, but I don't I don't think most of those are accurate. Well, he had that documentary that got big, What is a Woman? Where he went around and interviewed a bunch of college students and, like, mentally ill furries and asked them that question.

And, of course, course because you know if you pick the extreme of any group to be rational in a moment you're going to make yourself look hyper intelligent where you like going up to a wolf and being like what's a wolf man the wolf eats your fucking legs and body because it's a wild fucking animal or whatever the fuck which one do trust more, the success bug or wealthy gorilla? Wealthy gorilla. I would trust the gorilla more than that. Wealthy gorilla says Ben Shapiro's net worth is estimated to be $50 million. I believe that. The success bug says $20 million.

That's a huge difference. I believe the higher number because Daily Wire is his shtick. That's his fucking thing. And I think he also worked for Fox for a while, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, fuck those guys and they're fucking raw. We're going to be way bigger conservatives. Yeah, I'm going to be a cool conservative, okay?

I'm going to be like that. I'm not. You can be a cool conservative okay i'm gonna be like i'm not you can be the cool one i'm gonna be like the you can still tell i was homeschooled for a while yeah yeah the guy that's like uh who just you don't hate drag queens you don't know what that you conceptually have no understanding of you're like my my jeans get like my jeans are way too long but they're not too baggy you have baggy. They just get caught under my shoe. They get bunched up above your Nike running shoes. All my belts are too big for some reason. You have the distressed and bejeweled Miss Me jeans for men.

You know what I'm saying? The ones that the gay cowboys would wear I don't know if you ever There was like a type of Rural kid In my high school That was an FFA But was also like

A bit of a fashionista And he would wear like They would wear like Bejeweled jeans These are guys Like the girls obviously Yeah yeah No like the

The rock revivals Yeah yeah yeah Like yeah that type of shit And like Ed Hardy And then they'd wear Like the girls, obviously. Yeah, yeah. No, like the Rock Revivals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, that type of shit. And like Ed Hardy. And then they'd wear like the Affliction. Yep, Ed Hardy, Affliction. And like the Hurley. American Fighter.

Oh, yeah, American Fighter was big. And the American Fighter had to be way too small. Had to be way, way, way too, yeah, like Schmedian. Like two to three sizes too small. And none of them were yoked. They were either skinny fat or they were like lanky, you know. Like nobody really needed to be wearing tight shirts. It was like American Fighter was the best,

and then you went to like Hurley, and then it was like Fox, and then like O'Neal or Volcom was towards the bottom, I think. Von Dutch. I think that may have been before your time. Yeah, that was a little bit before my time. Von Dutch was like a skater hat. Never mind. But I think it was co-opted by like party rednecks.

I think like Hurley and those were more like surf. Well, there was a weird crossover. You know what I mean? There was a crossover. Yeah, it was like surf,... Well, there was a weird crossover. You know what I mean? There was a crossover. Yeah, it was like surf, skate, and country for a while. Yes, yeah. There was a bit where the redneck popular kids, the blend of the two,

there were the legitimate rednecks that weren't popular, weren't cool. And they just wore flannel and jeans and they like whatever but the redneck popular kids wore the boots the jeans and then like arapa stall or hurley or whatever the fuck you know what i'm saying like that and that that group there was dude fuck fuck i just remembered begging my mom to give me Aeropostale And she got me fucking PSNY That's awesome

You know what PSNY was? It's a fucking kids brand Of Aeropostale Not the same fucking thing at all dude And the PSNY Shit was way too small But I still tried to rock it but it was like a youth large and i was in like dude i was in like eighth grade that's awesome and so i tried to wear it and then

one day my buddies was like dude that's a tight shirt and i was like yeah i like my shirts tight that's how i wear shirts he was like no man that's like that's a tight shirt man i never wore that shirt again i fucking threw it away dude i never so man i wanted to fucking wear apostle so i wanted a hollister air apostle abercrombie and i wanted the embroidered logos yeah so bad dude when i was in seventh eighth ninth whatever grade like when i junior high high school i this is what i like my little like kind of like ratty skatey punk phase i was in and i made fun of all that shit i called all everybody that wore that i called them all the f slur and i was like you're gay and you're a loser and that's that's close for rich losers or whatever here's the thing i am a type of guy a little bit still

to this day a little bit where that which i hate the most is the group that i envy the most as well so i would like make fun of the popular like the kids that wore that shit that could afford it but in my heart of hearts i didn't necessarily want the clothes. I just wanted their lives. Like I didn't want it to me. I didn't like, I used to want to be from a family that could afford for me to wear elite socks.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So bad. Nike elites with Sperry. Yes. Yes,

dude. I would be like, Oh, boat shoes are for fucking fat or whatever the fuck. Like, Oh, like what are you going to get on your fucking yacht, bro? Like, I would make fun of it.

But then in my head, I was like, dude, I want to be a frat boy so fucking bad. Dude, I almost bought Sperry's, like, last month. I was at TJ Maxx. Oh, my God. They had them for cheap, but, dude, they're so narrow. Yeah, yeah. I had, like, half my foot hanging off and i was like dude you don't need sparrows come on well like even your shoes you got even now dude where i'm

like i went like i live i lived in austin 10 years and i i live 30 minutes south i spent a lot of time in austin my friends live there still um when i make fun of tech guys i mean it i do mean it they're fucking losers they're cretins they're leeches they can get fucked I hate them so much and uh you know I I don't like looking at them but also I'm like dude your life seems so awesome you wear a puffy I make I make fun of those guys as I'm trying to become one yeah I'm like actively majoring in computer science i'm like these fucking programmers think they're hot shit yeah god that's stupid same time i'm looking at like internships from lockheed martin exactly yeah yeah yeah i'm like oh yeah nice fake email job meanwhile i'm like how can i make a hundred grand a year without ever leaving my house

like how the fuck can i because like again i do think they're losing i've got dude i've gotten where i'm like huh 75k at a college that's that's okay yeah yeah as i'm making like twelve thousand dollars yeah yeah yeah yeah you're like barely like you're you're under the poverty line and you're like if i get out of school and i make anything less than 80, that's just not going to fly or whatever the fuck. I'm like, but could I buy a house the same year? Yeah. I don't even own my own car. Well, when I was still going out and partying and shit, I was like, if you drink on Rainy or West 6, you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking fake plastic piece of shit with your stupid little credit card and your stupid little friends.

Fake, plastic piece of shit with your stupid little credit card and your stupid little friends. But when I would hang out with my friends who work in tech sales, and we would go to these places, God, they're so clean. And everybody doesn't sweat. And everybody looks awesome. And the light's hitting everybody just perfectly. It's like euphoria lighting, following these people around fucking everywhere. And it could be dead of summer.

It could be the middle of fucking August. And everybody is just, they just look good they just did something about them i don't know if it's the wealth or if it's the privilege or growing up rich maybe i'll never ever get it but my anger and my hatred at them is is not entirely misplaced it's not just envy but it is a little bit of envy where i don't want to be a tech guy i just want to make that money and in my mind be like i just want you want financial freedom yes yes like if i want to go to what that you would go not that you would go to those places but you want the option exactly like if i want to go to a bar called couples therapy where like an old like a beer is 15 and a cocktail is like 22 bucks if i if i wanted to do a little

bit of schmoozing i could do that but the option that's still out of the question for me because i don't make that much money but it will be nice these people don't understand how good they got it okay because i don't whenever i meet people like that almost every guy i've met who works in tech they grew pretty wealthy. So it's just always sort of been there for them. And I'm like, you're and stupidly, my poor person brain is like, it's wasted on you. It's wasted on you because you go to shitty bars with shitty people that fucking suck. If I made a quarter million dollars a year, you know where I would go? I would go to Stinky Mike's Ice House, but I would buy everybody's drinks. And I would be the coolest guy at Stinky Mike's.

And even Stinky Mike would come out of the back and say, Jake, I really appreciate you getting everybody's tab in here. And I'm like, no problem, man. And I would be the most beloved guy at Stinky Mike's Ice House. But here's the thing. If I lived like that, I know myself. I have a fucking champagne taste, baby. Like I've always just kind of been mad that i could

never afford to do nice shit so if i had that money i would be i would be what cafe no say i would be at those gay ass bars and then a different guy would look at me and go hate that motherfucker he doesn't know like i would just become that there's no doubt in my mind got into a different level of player hating lately i drove by Shake Shack and got mad earlier. I thought, fucking these people eating at Shake Shack. Yeah. Fucking, they think they can just, they can pay $16 for a burger and it's all right. Yeah.

I hope that fucking place burns down. Yeah, yeah. Or I'll just see like, I'll get passed like, a high school kid in a nice truck. I'm like, I hope he fucking flips it. Yeah, I hope he dies. Yeah. Like, I'll just have terrible thoughts. Like, a guy just, like, buying his wife, like, a big bouquet of flowers.

I'm like, I hope he fucking trips on the way out. Yeah, I hope he cheats on her on the way out. Shadows it. I hope she's at home just fucking blowing somebody yeah getting railed down like a fucking critter i hope he fucking crashes into a giant fucking elephant on the way home it's whatever i whatever i drive past like uh like one of those restaurants that's like, it'll be called like American Fork or like, you know, like the Hidden Grotto. There's a brunch place here called the Yolk.

Yeah, it's like a yard and lamp or like if it's a gastro pub, if it could, that's what it's called. We get the fuck. And I drive past and it's like at a big bay window with natural lighting and it's got that modern kind of,

it looks like a big box, but it's all windows and it's got the fucking gas lamps inside and i'm looking in there and i'm like everybody that's in there i'm i hope steven paddock comes out comes it would be cool but then there's also a part of me man that that part of me that just isn't that is an ungrateful fucking dickhead that is like, I want to eat a burger with a fucking truffle mushroom on it. Like, I want to eat a burger with like Gruyere cheese and I want to have a beer from fucking Luxembourg and I want to have a,. You know what I mean? Like it's not I I don't know like I I just feel like I uh Like I know those places suck too because i've been a couple times with friends like because they'd have money like that and go Out like that like i've eaten at restaurants like that. It's not that good. The ambience doesn't justify the cost I don't really give a fuck

but uh But yeah, like that type of shit if this podcast ever reached the point where not no neither of us had to work i like the idea of both of us just like trying to ingratiate ourselves into that community but we don't change our attire at all like we don't go clothes shopping because i don't think you like clothes shopping i hate it personally and from what i know about you it's like not really that important to you so like trying to go to one of those bars but like in your in your tims in your basketball shorts and you're like blown out car hard t-shirt like yeah can i get them just all clothes my my mom gave me when i was eight yeah you look like adam sandler and you're like can i get a manhattan

with an aged scotch please can i get a cigar i'm a man, but I'm a real manly guy. And the bartender's like, for sure, man. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in entertainment. If you don't say that, because podcasting, if you're trying to join the nouveau riche, podcasting, you have to say you're in entertainment. You can't be like, yeah, I got a podcast. Like, that's not, you're not going to get into that club.

You have to be like, I don't think we're handsome enough for people to think we're not in podcasts they're like podcasting maybe voice acting yeah yeah maybe maybe he's like a gaffer yeah yeah yeah maybe you're like at at best both of us are like comedic relief in like a straight to stream sitcom maybe maybe he works for a caterer yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, you're a pornographer cameraman. Like, you don't even fuck. Yeah, you're the guy that... They're like, he's got a face fit for a riding room. Yeah. Yeah, like, what do you do, man?

I'm like, oh, you know, just an entertainment. And they're like, oh, shit. Are you an actor? Nah, nah, nah, nah. I you an actor? No, no, no. I never really got into that. Oh, okay. You do voice stuff? No, no, no.

It's a cutthroat industry right there. What do you do? Do you watch pornography? Oh, shit. You're a fucking porn star, man? Hey, that's pretty sick. No, no. I'm the guy that has to dodge loads.

And I have to change the camera angle to get the under the nutsack one. You know, I'm the under the nutsack camera guy. I have to change the wheel on the bang bus. That's my job. Nobody ever thinks about the routine maintenance. Yeah, you're like, God, this fucking suspension on these is a pain in the ass. These fucking shocks really need work. Oh, the bang bus. Too many BBWs this week.

Yeah, yeah. Dude, cleaning that thing out, man. Like, the detailing. Like, because I'm sure that, dude, porno industry is fucked. They don't, they're not paying anybody high top dollar. They're going to some car detailing place. It's owned by a guy who came here on a raft. You know what I mean?

And he started his own business. I bet there's a guy who does it for free and maybe pays the studio. I don't want to think about that, man. Please don't put that in my head because I think it's you. I'm not cleaning with my tongue. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do it.

They're all mad because you keep drinking the contents of the mop bucket. Just fucking emptying a vacuum in your mouth. Yeah, just blow any dust in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's awesome. I'm going to start my own where it's just guys jacking off in there by themselves. Yeah.

And they got the whole thing out. It's just one guy in there jacking off. It would be so much funnier to get pulled over like that because you can't even be like, oh, you probably heard the premise, but it's just like you and then one guy and they're beating as shit. It's just like there's no – they're like – but they've still got the crew or whatever where they're like, all right, now spin around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get a different angle.

You're trying to – so you want to start the jacking off bus. Is that what you're telling me? Right, right. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. But it's just one guy at a time. Right, right. Like the cameraman rolls the window down and a guy jogging is like, hey, man, you want

to jack off? And the guy's like, I don't know. Hey, man, you ever jacked off before? Would you be interested in trying it? You ever jacked off in public? Oh, you have? Well, we'll find a different guy. You ever jacked off in public? Oh, you have? Well, we'll find a different guy. You ever jacked off in a minivan before, bro?

Hey, you ever jacked off in this van? Probably not. Hey, you ever pulled your... There's a guy... Guys start strategically jogging next to the headquarters every morning. Like, guys who clearly don't jog normally. I've always thought that, like, the bank, like, like, I don't know about you, maybe, but, like,

if I'm on a run in the middle of the summer, that's not when I think I'm at my best. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's not, or if I'm, like, walking to work, like, all the, I know that that shit's all staged, but it's, like. I haven't, I haven't's like i haven't i haven't i honestly haven't seen any of the um any of the clips uh yeah i but i understand the premise

yeah it's a very funny premise it is very funny yeah yeah the premise that you are minding your own business as a man yeah you yeah and somebody comes up and said hey can you fuck this girl in a van real quick and then you say despite whatever you have planned for the rest of the day, you say, yes. Yes, I'll figure it out from here. However long, whatever happens from here, I'm going to have sex in a van on camera real quick. Like, can you imagine some guy, like, he just left the house. Right, yeah. He's messing with a grocery list.

Yes. And he's like, fuck it, whatever. I'll take some Oxycontin to get this over with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're getting it. And I don't know if they have it reversed. I don't know if there's women they pick up or if it's... There is the reverse.

Guys, I don't know. I think there's some version that's almost funnier well it's definitely a double standard thing because it is most definitely illegal and a quick trip to jail if you put a guy in a van with a hard dick naked and a kid and then and then you drive around and you look for women jogging or going to work and you're like hey do you want to get some cock right quick like hey lady what are you doing i'm on my way to whole foods i'm getting some press juice how do you feel about getting dick down right in this van like we're gonna park this son of a bitch you know would you be cool with like i don't think that that would take off I think the premise kind of hinges on men kind of just being dogs.

You know what I'm saying? Like, it kind of hinges on that, like, there's a guy in L.A. For sure. There's several guys in Los Angeles who've got nothing going on. They just walk around, smoke cigarettes, drink O.E., you know, and then just kind of stay half hard all day. And then they just, yeah, like there are guys who are ready to go. I feel like I don't, you know what I mean?

Like I don't think. They should start doing the bank bus and skid row. Dude, oh my God. Yeah, just like going up to a guy who's like biting on the bus stop pole. He's got like four legs. Hey, man, you know what you look like you need? And he's like, housing. House.

And they're like, some fucking pussy. Some trim, bro. From a... Dude, you look like you need to fuck a girl who turned 18 30 minutes ago just a guy just a guy out there who's lost everything he's just hooked on fint and he's just like his daughter just died yeah he's like his parents shaking him up his wife yeah his whole none of his kids talk to him they all think he's a fucking deadbeat he's like i used to i used to have i'm so sorry mary i fucking i feel like i

could change if i just had a little bit and then fucking did the the nastiest chin strap motherfucker rolls up on you and you're like it used to be so i had a dog i have my own business man and the guy's like hey shut that shit down. Are you crying tears? How about you come tear this up? I bet you. Yeah, you get approached by Kid Rock. Yeah, literally. Yeah, and Kid Rock's like, oh, what you crying for, man?

I got something that will cure you right up. Man, if you could take me to rehab or something, man. It's just so bad out here, dude. I got fucked. I just got raped by a police officer. Yeah got fuck just got raped by a police. Yeah I just got fucked by a cop and a dog man. I don't know what's happening Hey, I don't know about that, but we don't got no rehab, but we got yeah a girl who is in high school But she failed that he had he had as in pussy

This happens in half this girl failed 11th grade twice So you got the oldest middle schooler in the world right here yeah so technically bro this girl's in seventh grade but she's 23 so she's about to start doing milf porn actually uh so we're trying to get trying to finish this shit up it is uh yeah that that's that's what no jumper is going to be in five years dude that guy is in hot water again did you hear about that shit that like a couple of the rappers that has done his show i forget there was one that did his show that uh i guess adam had like dissed him or something and the guy was like uh apparently the rumor was like on tour like Adam 22 went on tour with him and like had his own no jumper bus and was just

it was a free for all for him age was not a factor in his decision making and and then also like all of his producers and shit have been quitting and stuff and I'm like how did you even like

here's my question. There are so many wiggers in the world with way more swag, some way more talent. You know what I mean? Like how the fuck did he, because he used to just be a BMX guy. And then like 2010, he was like,

I'm going to start saying no cap. And I'm going to start saying like, that And I'm going to start saying, like, that's fine. He interviewed Xavier Wolf first, I think. I thought it was. And it, like, went from there. I thought it was. I thought he got famous for XXX. I think he got.

I think he might have gotten famous for that. But he started with, like, old SoundCloud rappers, like,, Suicide Boys, Pouya, all those guys. Like Fat Nick, all them. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I feel like when he really started blowing up was like whenever Smokepurpp and X and Lil Pump. Yeah. And then he kind of got another wave off of like Juice WRLD and those guys.

Yeah, all those guys that were about to die. I feel like he made his career off of dudes that were about to overdose. Yeah, apparently whenever... A lot of those guys, the young rappers, back in 2015 or whatever, whenever he would... Apparently he would get them hooked on lean and stuff a lot of the time yeah that's because they were they were rappers but they were like basically high schoolers right yeah yeah like like maybe they dropped out like maybe they smoked

weed all day and stuff or like done acid or something or yeah like they were burnouts but they hadn't really completely maybe they tried maybe they tried molly or something yeah they hadn't completely gone off. Maybe they tried Molly or something. Yeah, they hadn't completely gone off the deep end, though. Yeah, yeah. Right. And he'd be like, oh, you sip lean, bro? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, hey, bro, you do OPC.

He made a living out of being the cooler, older guy at the party, literally. Yeah. That was his job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck that motherfucker. His whole shtick, I don't know. I don't know how the fuck we got on top of this. And he, like, you know, I mean, obviously neither of us are defending the guy,

but, like, I feel like people had known he was a rapist for, like, a pretty long time. Yeah, that's a thing. That was, like, one of the first things, like, I remember knowing that in high school. Yeah, same. Like, when I was in college, it was, like, the thing that I knew him from was BMX and then fucking a 16-year-old or 17-year-old or some shit. That's what I knew. And then recently he got called out on his own show for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think in some circles in certain parts of the music industry i don't think it's as self policing as like other because everybody makes the joke that like oh hardcore and punk and like screamo or whatever like is like chock full of weird motherfuckers but i in my opinion it's like one of the only genres of music that like actively self-polices so of course it's going to seem like those guys that that genre is the problem when in actuality it's just it it polices so of course it's going to seem like those guys that that genre is the problem when in actuality it's just it it polices itself or whatever the fuck so like i'm like every genre of music is going to have its fucking you know pieces of shit it's just i don't think they're doing this in country or they're not even really doing it in like rock and roll like the guys from Aerosmith Jesus Christ fucking okay Led Zeppelin all those songs

where that motherfucker's like baby baby baby baby I want to come to you those songs are about teenage girls like all of the best Led Zeppelin songs where he's like uh uh you know woman i want to come over to your house i want to want you to see my hair and fuck on me like that that's about a ninth grade girl or whatever the fuck like that you know i mean some of the music is you know inspiration can come from i think we can all agree on that but i guess you know i guess you look at you look at what pedophilia did for a lot of other people i mean david bowie you know for him it's like it's like how you know the beatles smoked weed and they started making good music yeah yeah but it's like adam 22 you know you fucked kids and you didn't even get any better interviewer. Yeah, you just became like the coolest wigger or whatever.

Yeah. Not even, dude. Like, still. No, I don't mean he's the coolest one. I'm saying he made that his persona or whatever. Right, right. Yeah, I don't. Why would you even try and be that guy when Paul Wall is still alive?

Paul Wall. Because Paul Wall is a natural. Yeah, he's the. He's the real deal. He can go in any neighborhood in Houston and no one's going to touch him. Any neighborhood just about. Any neighborhood anywhere, yeah. He's the people's champ, dude.

Like, that guy has, like, the mayor of the city. Every time there's a new mayor. He's like the black Jack Black. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yes, very good. Yes, perfect. I perfect i love that he's uh yeah i don't what i you know what's funny is when i was in elementary school i thought he was light-skinned just because of how cool he was to me because i i like like i i straight up just like i just

thought like i've all just the black guys today just get plus 10 coolness you just get born Andre 3000 big boy Pimp C um big pun fucking all of those guys all those Houston guys little flip like all they did just you're just cooler zero try the truth you're just cooler and it's just the way that it is yeah I I think I think with Paul Wall it's like I mean he he grew up in a black community you know no for sure like I understand I think the reason why he's that cool is just because it's not like a persona no 100% he didn't know

whereas like if you're a white rapper like for the most part they're always like I'm gonna do like a country phase I'm gonna do like an indie phase yeah it's like Paul Wall is Paul I love that Machine Gun Kelly actually legitimately like his story is for real like he he was that like he is not a pretender as far as i know but his rap game just fell off so much that he got into making like child predator

pop punk like like the kind of pop punk where it's like okay yeah no no no man you can't be doing that type of shit like like all the other all the songs are like yeah really bad stuff it's really terrible music like i like some pop it takes what i like some but like that shit is like it feels on the it feels like way too on the nose it's like the worst part of every Post Malone song. Like, time's up. Yeah, yeah. Oh, dude, I... I listened to Post Malone, Fall Apart so many times at the gym because it would just play on the gym speaker. Have you ever had a song you hate come on so much, like, in real life that you kind of start to like it?

Has that ever happened to you? Yeah like i found myself listening to that song for like a little bit and i was like this is good and it's not good it's dog shit i don't like do you remember i still i still like white iverson dude that was about to say earl sweatshirts post where he's like who let this slide who is this motherfucker like who which one of y'all signed off on this or whatever the fuck? Oh, man. Did you see Earl's interview where he said that Joe Budden still is mad at him for that Loiter Squad bit? No.

It's been like, you know what skit I'm talking about? So where he's got the fake beard? Yeah, and he's like, I'm in a canyon fake beard yeah and he's like i'm in a canyon i'm joe budden i'm in a canyon i'm with my ass out i'm letting the wind blow my ass and dick he didn't even be mean to him he was just saying weird shit he was like i'm joe budden i got my ass out i'm in a canyon with my nutsack out like that's all he said and then i saw an interview like maybe six months ago where the interviewer was like is joe budden still mad at you and he was like that motherfucker's still every now and then like like apparently we'll like like earl will drop something like feet of clay and like

joe's like yo this is that fucking straight booty cheeks earl you you never even had it you fell off so hard and you weren't even nothing to begin with and earl was like dude i didn't even say i he was like bro i actually like you like i thought i thought you. I just didn't even say anything mean. When Joe Budden interviewed Yachty, he was like, do you understand where you came from? Do you know what hip-hop provided to you? And Yachty's like, dude, man, I'm just making music. I fucking hate Joe Budden. He's not cool.

I love how much of a villain he is. To me he's not cool enough to be an old head. Like when Ghostface Killah says something, like he used to have like the top five weakest rappers in the game and he would write these little posts under this pseudonym Cocaine Biceps

but it was him and he would be like top five weakest rappers in the game. Top number one Machine Gun Kelly. Lanky ass fucking crap. Like it was him and he would be like top five weakest rappers in the game top number one machine gun kelly lanky ass fucking crap like it was very funny but when when ghostface starts talking about like i'm like it's ghostface killer's cool he's a cool old head like he got bad bad not good he brought a bunch of young kids in to make some beats for him like he's still with it a little bit and he's one of the greats, and I love him. Joe Budden, I couldn't name you one song of his.

And he's not even like a... Pump it up. Yeah, okay. Pump, pump, pump it up. Yeah, but that song sucks. That shit's dog shit. Come get it, bud. Come get it, bud.

Yeah, but that's... You don't like that song? That's Booty Cheeks. Pump, pump, pump it up. That shit sucks my nutsack. It's so funny that he, like... He was granted, for some reason, old head status to, like, be the OG on the block

when there's much cooler old heads. Snoop! Snoop! Snoop! Yeah, but I think Joe Budden's worked for Complex so long. That's a good point. Yeah, he kind of... He just ended up getting his own show and then he's gotten big guests on.

Yeah, that's true. Because he knows all the East Coast guys. And he knows all the DJ guys. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I guess that makes sense because like snoop every now and then he'll like make fun of trap right like there's this one interview where he's like all of that like but like that shit sucks and i'm like shut the fuck up old man but it's snoop dog like he's one of the coolest guys of all time but a guy like button

i'm like dude you literally you're No, I think it's good because he legitimately doesn't care. He's the opposite of a leech, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's wrong about a lot of stuff. But it's good to

whenever he had that interview with Migos and he was like, I'm gonna be honest that last album was fucking ass and they like started to try and fight yeah yeah yeah yeah because it was just all of me goes right there and he was like he said it like they knew it as well he called them fakes too that was fucking ass because academics was there and i remember they were like academics was playing nice with them after academics had dissed them and they were being nice to academics and he was like said something about them being like fake hood

which like listen rest in peace those guys are not fake hood they are not like there are a lot of guys in that world that are not like that but they play a part just like, you know, a country or a rock and roll star, whatever, they're playing a part. Okay. Those guys are not faking it. Like, I don't know. It's like, it's like interviewing Bobby Shmurda and being like, all of that shit you'd be rapping. Yeah. You're a fake bitch. Like, what are you like Gucci main, like saying that to like, it doesn't. And so when he was, like, insulting them and they all go, yeah, they were going to whoop his ass, I was like, why are you flexing on these guys?

First of all, there's three of them. Second of all, one, two, three of them probably could solo you, let's just be honest. And then did you see how many people came off on camera, like, on the side of the, there was, like, he had, they always run, like, 20 deep. What are you going to do? Are you going to 1v20 the entire Migos, like, crew?

No, you're an idiot. And he's just – yeah, anyway. We're a couple – we're two white guys, and we know so much about the hip-hop community and what, you know – In a way, I feel like we're the academics in Budden of the game right now. Yeah, I'm telling you, man. I still want to do that hip-hop podcast that's also smart, White Chocolate Academia. I want to do the philosophy and hip-hop podcast. Yeah, and we could have one of our friends from high school on to do a five-finger,

five-fingers-to of death freestyle every episode yes hollywood's the guy who's an electrician now and we're like all right so it's gonna be five extremely difficult beats yeah this is a five minute freestyle we will not warn you on the beat switches but you gotta flow with it he's like i never i've never ever rapped in my life, son. I'm sorry. Hey, I remember you from high school, so you want me to rap on this? What is this? Who's this?

Dilla? Okay. All right. Jay. All right. Just, I guess. Jilla? Dijilla?

Mad. Mad Libs. I like to play that with my wife, where you get the video game, the game with, whatchamacallit. Yeah, I guess run that shit down. Yeah, Motherfucker Doom. Yeah, I remember him,

and I remember, what's that, Talib, Talib, Talib, Talib Quilo. Oh man, he's in that group with, one of them fellasers is red.

There's a red man that... Anyway, hey, if you're listening to this, that means you're listening to it for free, which is fine because it's uploaded for freestyle. But I don't know if you know this, but there's about, I don't know, a little over 3,500 of you consistently listening to this.

So if each one of you consistently listening to this so if each one of you guys sub to the show i wouldn't have me and thomas could could not have to work anymore you guys would still have to work i need to drive that point home probably probably forever but if each one of you guys went over to patreon.com slash pandejo time and just gave five bucks a month just five then me and thomas wouldn't we could produce better content for you guys because we wouldn't have to clock in every day you would with the five dollars a month you get a free uh you get an additional episode every week and other exclusive content such as access to our premium members only discord exactly which uh has a few hundred people in it

now which is pretty cool and if you sub to the patreon but you didn't get a discord invite that is probably because you have different email addresses for discord and patreon and if that is the case let us know through the yeah message me on yeah we can get you all sorted out added to it it's actually um i'm not a big Discord guy, but I check in. I pop in a few times a week usually. I'm in there a lot. I'm in there quite a bit. And they've got fitness stuff, car stuff, gun stuff. Job stuff. They've got an employment thing.

People's lives have been changed in there, man. So you want to get in there. If everybody became a honcho, I could finally buy, I don't know, a big diamond bed. If everybody pitches in, we're going to save up and we're going to open our own Padeo Time Raising Canes location. Yeah, that would be pretty cool. Where every patron can eat for free for every meal for the rest of their lives. Yeah, you can get big as fuck

and you can die, too. $10 a month gets you access to all the shit Thomas said plus a video episode every month. Thomas is going to get that out tonight, right, Thomas? You're going to crank that out tonight? That's what I said. I said it's coming out tonight. I'm going to hold you to that.

No, actually, I should be done coming out tonight That's what I said I'm gonna hold you to that No actually I actually I actually Should be done with it Tonight Okay Video episodes coming I was I said that like I was lying

And I'm actually almost done Nice But uh Yeah and then There's another $50 tier Don't donate to that Unless you just have More money than God

Fucking dumbass Don't donate Yeah yeah It's again Like the only It's just Matt If you're on there

Get off there I appreciate it Nick you can stay I don't even think You listen to this shit I know you don't listen to it But yeah thanks Nick And then also thanks

To my brother Riley I guess Cool thanks awesome I know you don't have money Thanks Riley I know that you Do not have money Broke ass Riley

I know that you Fucking drink Boone's Farm Alone Just kidding I think I don't know if it's Boone's Farm, but I think you just hang out. Shout out, Riley.

We love you. Thanks for giving us money. Anyway, that's the end of the show. Bye-bye. Bye.