Pendejo Time - thaddeus insulacion

Episode Date: January 9, 2025

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Honestly, I I hope another Lord of the Rings comes out soon just for the memes Mm-hmm. Yeah every single LOTR I get hella memes Mm-hmm. You'll get a bit memes. You'll get Gandalf memes You'll get Pippin memes you like I remember when the first one came out Me my friends made one it was a picture of Pippen and we photoshopped actually sunglasses onto him in a gold chain and we put the impact font all white. It said Big Pippen guarding rings. Nice dude.

Big Pippenin Lord of the Rings the way that your mind like thinks of like pop culture and then the way that you kind of like do like like relevant stuff like with movies and then like the way that you'll make it like a little edgy is just like It's super impressive and I've been really like really liking your style of comedy lately Thank you, man. I've been working on it for a long time. I know. When I was a little kid, everybody told me that I'd probably be better off just as a famous writer or a famous actor.

But I really wanted to be a famous comedian. And I'm finally exactly where I always wanted to be. I know. And you know what I've been thinking about? It feels amazing. It feels just how I thought it would always feel. I never thought I would be this famous. I mean, neither, man.

I'm really happy. Yeah, me too. I'm so glad life has gone this way for me. Me too, man. It's good. I feel like I'm 25 and I'm already done. You know what I mean? Yeah, dude, I'm telling you man

I'm 30 and I remember when my dad told me when my dad turned 30 I was like I think I was like 5 and it was like I Remember we were driving around and it was his birthday and it was like four days after Christmas and he was just like goddamn I feel like this fucking stupid ass city eats everybody alive and I don't even know if I ever wanted to be a dad. And then I was like, I can't wait to go to Slitterbond, the indoor Slitterbond in the middle of the winter with you dad. And then now I'm 30 and I have no kids.

I have no child and I don't have a car that works, but I do have fucking insane amounts of success Yeah, it's good. Like it's a good trade-off like mm-hmm. I think about all the everything I've given up you know from my film career to my my even my acting career in filmmaking and directing and everything that I used to do successfully and now I have actually gotten more successful

over the last few years and it's weird to think about yeah I know I actually was just looking at a piece of my money earlier and it was yeah big I know dude. That's one of my favorite things about being a famous and Successful guy is get finding the biggest piece of money that you own and just kind of staring at it Longingly like sitting on a hilltop as the Sun sets behind you Yeah, and it's the biggest piece of money that anyone's ever seen but only you get it. I was earlier I was drinking a huge bottle of Champagne in my Mustang, you know, I was thinking about how far we've all come. I know I was yeah, dude That's funny you say that I was

Shining my cufflinks and the most expensive suit in the whole world and I was wearing it and I was sitting on my waterfall that I had installed in my front yard and I was just thinking like you know what a life. We live. You know all these people who have bad lives I Feel bad for them. You know what I mean. Yeah, I feel bad for bad people. Yeah Mm-hmm. They couldn't be good. I'm getting veneers next week. I'm gonna my my front two teeth They're gonna be the size of Kindles that leaders that that. Yeah I like that and those I've heard those help you chew. Uh-huh. Especially with stuff like goose. Mm-hmm oh my god a nice delicious amazing delectable goose pate. Roast goose is so good. I like it with the apple in its mouth. Mm-hmm and a grilled potato? Gosh.

Once you've tasted fine cuisine, it's very, very hard to even fathom how people eat. You have a nice, delectable, amazing slice of goose breast, and then a toasted potato, and then just with a nice, kind of rich and decadent velvety glass of maroon wine. Yeah. velvety glass of maroon wine. Yeah, the other day I was having water-cut salmon with green broccoli and a glass of sparkling soda.

And I was actually looking at one of my plates, and it was actually a glass plate. And I called my butler, his name is Thaddeus and I said that is Who is the most expensive man you've ever been employed by? He said Master I don't ask him to call me that I don't really like it. They said master It would have to be you and he bowed to me oh Wow, that's yeah, and he also does magic like sometimes It would have to be you. And then he bowed to me. Oh, wow. That Thaddeus.

And he also does magic. Like sometimes I'll wake up and I have gold handcuffs on, and I know it's one of Thaddeus' tricks. Thaddeus' tricks, man. Didn't he used to have a Las Vegas residency called Thaddeus' Tricks? And that's kind of how you guys. Thaddeus' Tricks, yeah.

He's so funny. He used to be able to pull a piece of money out of his mustache. Oh my goodness. What an amazing guy. He could do magic tricks like that where you would feel his mustache and you wouldn't feel any money Then he would pull the money out of it. My butler is undocumented and so that kind of presents its own Yeah, yeah, I don't like does he steal? He did we talked about yeah, okay, okay. We thought we did we he did steal I was you know, it's funny. I was getting I was getting my door dash delivery driver flogged the other day for getting

he get this he got me pumpernickel instead of rye bread, can you believe it and And and my butler Ignacio He said oh, can I do the flogging and I said, of course, no problem. You can do it if you want and He in that moment as he was whipping the deliver driver He said I have been stealing from you and I said that's oh I you see you always want a British butler because a British butler will always have the best accent for being a butler and Mm-hmm. And also as a chauffeur a British chauffeur can be very nice. Mm-hmm or Spanish Yeah, I can't do a Spanish accent, but you can imagine one and it would be exactly like you imagined

It's like France, but it's next to it instead And and that's actually how we get the languages France and Spanish, which are very close together. I had a actually had a chef who spoke France and his name was Francois Francis. Francois Francis, your meals are so divine to taste with a fork of time. I enjoy eating egg breakfast with gold cake. Just like a rich dude completely out of his mind. Like one of those microdosed Silicon Valley guys sitting his butler and his chef down in the kitchen that's just like I've made you guys a song none of you can leave I really enjoy egg

breakfast with gold cake can you play one of the Christmas ones I want to do a Christmas song that I wrote for my butler okay of course do you want like the there's the lo-fi Christmas beat then there's just the Christmas songs I want just a Christmas song cuz I want to be very happy Okay, got you Thank you, mr. Butler You bring me all my items You fetch me all my shoes

mr. Butler Edward items You fetch me all my shoes Mr.. Butler Edward Thank you so much for Getting the mail and driving the car Fetching my shoes, and you polish my shoes, and you put on my socks and you grab my cuff links Thank you Edward you grab my breakfast. Thank you Edward you grab my cufflinks thank you Edward you grab my breakfast thank you Edward you grab my book bag thank you Edward you help me with my homework thank you Edward ever since my family got me a butler for birthday every single Christmas I write my butler and we're song for his gift

Happy happy Christmas Thank you, Edward for bringing my items Thank you. Thank you, Edward Soon you will have a wife and kids in my house. In my house. That one sort of ends abruptly, but I did like that. That was pretty nice. Yeah.

And that goes out to Edward. Edward the butler. I thought you... hold on a second. I thought your servant was named Thaddeus. And now you're telling me you have a second butler. No, my servant is Thaddeus, but my butler... One of my butlers is Edward. My downstairs butler is Edward, my upstairs butler is Thaddeus.

Edward can't get upstairs because he's disabled. Okay, what's up with Thaddeus? Why is he up there? Is he scared of the stairs? He's not disabled, so he can be up there if he wants to. But why doesn't he go down the stairs? He doesn't need to there's already Edward down there. He never needs to go This is purely a territorial, but he could okay, but there would be Edward down there Edward listen, I'm just relaying it to you that Edward is very territorial his species of you can go in between the floors that Edward is very territorial his species of he can go in between the floors

sort of a liminal this face is it got yeah he has been known to go through the walls whereas Thaddeus is mostly just sort of a corporal being his it's funny his actually his full name is Thaddeus Insolacion. Thaddeus Insolacion. That's nice. Yeah, maybe he stands for insulation. Thaddeus Insolacion. Okay. Thaddeus Insolacion.

Thaddeus Insolacion. Okay. Yes, he's Spaniard. And so that's why he speaks Spanish. This is my Spaniard butler, Thaddeus Insolacion. He is from Catalon, but he came here to Texas specifically to Butler for me he was like a

Famous football player over there, but he wanted to give that up kind of like Pat Tillman He gave up his football career to be in the army Thaddeus and Salacion was like a famous soccer player. He came over here to just be my Butler And to keep Edward on his Ps and Qs. Pat Tillman seems like a name like if the name of like the CEO of Snickers yeah something you know I mean yeah like a very snack food name like he runs the company that owns Taco Bell. What's it called? Yum, like just yeah young brands. Oh yum I love young brands me too. They have Pepsi Co. Oh, I love Pepsi Co I love Taco Bell. I love Kentucky Fried Chicken Man

They honestly knocked it out of the park I've got to get Edward to bring me some yum brands And Edward Yes, bring me your finest yum brands products Let's see. Can we give a quick shout out to yum brands? You were you actually wrote a song about yum brands that Which I can remind you of the subsidiaries. Mm hmm. Okay. KFC, Taco Bell, yum brand, it's Taco Bell See I have a favorite chicken sandwich, it is

from KFC It is the double down I like to go to Taco Bell and get a Baja blast I like to go to Taco Bell and get a Baja blast I like to go to Taco Bell and when I'm driving fast, I like to eat a Chalupa out the box meal Pig squeal What are other companies that are owned by Yum Brands? Yum Brands, I'm glad you asked Pizza Hut yeah yeah they got class they got all the pizza for days the pizza that will put you in a I like the pizza with the cheese It's like a yummy burger. Yeah, you might not have tried habit burger, but you gonna build a habit

Yeah of that burger habit burger with real fresh char grilled food you feel good about Yeah, a leading player in the fast casual burger category Yeah, that's really gory when I find out who else is in that fast casual burger category It'll get statutory 380 plus restaurants, you know race the competition. Yeah That's Tory cuz they can't touch the kid Yeah statutory cuz she said 100 million dollars total system sales systems system sales in 2023.

Hi. It's crazy what the world has done to you and me. I feel like you and me were destined to do this. What's another food conglomerate? You and me, we were born and the trajectory of our lives led us here Nestle I Thought this was gonna be that yes song I

Thought that was a win that first start. I thought that was roundabout. Oh, yeah Can we give a quick shout out to Nestle Brands? I'm talking about Milo, Nestea, Libby's, Nesquik, Sweet Earth, Don't Forget Chef, Don't Forget the Carnation, Yummy Yummy Milk, Yummy Yummy Milk, and Don't Forget the stofers eat lasagna till it's over Don't forget the Nescafe the coffee make me really laugh. Hey, don't forget about Nestle. Ooh Do you want some water? I'm like, yes, babe. Do you want some toad house? I don't know. I've been eating cookies so long that you could get the scrolls out Don't forget Purina for your kitty named Nina and we still got hella more brands coming up for you guys and that wasn't even all the Nestle brands that wasn't even all the Nestle

brands and I just want to take a moment and think about like what they've done for us Nestle, my guy I love my guy an international brand of seasonings, instant soups and noodles please Gerber, Gerber for the babies, boys and ladies Gerber makes you crazy, Nespresso Yeah shout out to the office, I there was an espresso machine in that show Oh Nestle lobbies the government to not approve maternal leave

No they don't Because women produce breast milk when they have maternal leave And they realize they can increase their profits by quite a bit By not having maternal leave in the United States So they make it to where we can't have two months off if you have a baby you have to go to work and you have to buy their formula Nestle Lee sent some people that pretended to be doctors overseas and they told people that they that

breath mint was bad so they should use their baby formula the guy that runs the company says water's not a human right Not a human right And he has a really nice car and his wife owns a couple yoga studios Just some information they also make it care Some information for you to have I didn't know they make it care This is got a Marty's and Bucky And they'll be far and arrow

Yummy So foodie And please don't forget About Nestle and their brands like Huygens which still is good tasting good and a lot of breakfast cereals including Including General Mills Remember downloading this song and I forget what episode it was, but I think I played it We were like it's making me feel evil I think I may have been the one that I had downloaded when we were doing the road trip

I remember we played one of those reggaeton songs and we were like this is too much It's making me just feel it make my soul feel corroded Anyway What are the types of fucking oh actually Play that reggae one again. Yeah, I just landed on I landed on something. Let me run it back one more time one second I Have a question for the internet and I need the internet to solve it Who owns long John Silvers? I?

it who owns long john silvers actually don't know for oaks partners for road motorsports okay nevermind okay here's the here's the Jamaica beat welcome to a brands extreme i could ask overpicked basically extreme don't forget the drum maximum uh... uh... but i think that's I feel like this is a good song. so move a bit don't forget the drum stick

laughter I feel like this is like what they do in Abu Graib laughter to like 18 year old like al-qaeda guys hey hey hey Billy Billy Burns run the reggaeton track back

oh what did you say you and your boys are hanging out in the Hindu cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah, check this out. Hey, hey, Thomas, Tom, yeah, run the verse back. No, no, no, no, no, I know you hate it, but you're gonna give us information one way or the other, Thomas. Let him hear about the Trump stick.

New song, here we go. I knew it was about to be over by the beep, but. No, hold on. The songs suck! The songs suck guys! Quit making the raps and quit making the songs. And make a different type of- do a different type of episode. Oh, people are booing us? Yeah, do a different episode. How about this? Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle chocolate chocolate Toll House chocolate chocolate Toll House Nestle Nestle Nestle

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I'll get the button for you. Our...our brands. I want to talk about PepsiCo. I'm going up to the 14th floor. Okay. Just come onto the elevator. Okay here I come. Okay what floor are you on? Uh, right now I'm on one, because we haven't gone up yet. Which one are you going to?

I'm going to 14. Oh, you're going to the, you're going to the, um, Penis, Penis Sucker and Fucker LLC. I see you, you run the company. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, I'll take you right up there, man, no worries. I'm going to Getting a Lot of Pussy and LLC is the company that I run it's on the 12th oh I love that yeah that's my company you're you're the guy your penis and sucker and fucker LLC CEO which is fine for you this is a really slow elevator by the way it's old how'd you get into penis sucking and fucking that I was on I used to work for snacks calm Snacks calm and that's yeah, okay Interesting it's owned by Pepsi Co. You didn't know that snacks calm. I guess you don't really eat snacks in no

It's crazy this crazy life that we lead I guess you've never had snacks before No, I don't have to busy having sex getting crazy much of all Pepsi co products now Yes, I love this This is the oil Stein one. I don't know about this one about this one. Hehehehehaha! Heheheheheha! Heheheheheha!

It's in Australia. 7up, 7up free, only outside of the United States. Sakata, with Kachurri, Vicerone, if you don't like PepsiCo, you're a Gibroni. Yeah, I'm talking

about Lay's. That shit put me in a daze. Crackerjack. Makes me want to crack my back. Agusia. AMP Energy. I need that Corson right into me. Aquafina Flavor Splash.

I'm about to take a flavor bath. And Jemama slash Pearl Millin' Company, I drink that shit right in front of me. Crunchy, diet mug, I need a jug. Domik V Derevnik in Russia. Frito Lay fruit style Fruktovi Sad Fruktovi Sad in Russia What a good snack name So it's Lubamee

Russians drink Lubamee Damn They Lubamee Yeah that shit started lubing me and fucking me yeah pioneer foods I'm a queer dude and I like to eat ruffles saladitas yeah and don't forget the punica yeah and don't forget miss Vicky's with the crunchies don't forget Marvaux product thank you Pepsi Co yeah don't let me go don't forget Miss Vicky's with the crunchies. Don't forget Marbo product. Thank you PepsiCo

Yeah, don't let me go. Don't forget about Izzy or Gatorade. Yeah or Doritos or Chudo or Chipsy Available in Serbia and Egypt. I love Chipsy and I love Bacon Zitos from Brazil Egypt I love chipsy and I love bacon zitos from Brazil bacon bacon bacon zitos or paso de los toros of Uruguay that is a crazy long beat. I'm gonna or Ruski dar Fuck it

Yeah, what y'all know about walkers or y'all I'm in Russia and I like to drink or eat y'all or yeti goon or tonus over son, I got a bonus boneler. I got a bonus boneler. I got a bonus boneler baby. She gave me a bonus boneler. She gave me a bonus boneler. I was drinking Miranda and I got me a bonus on We was eating Ruski dog got a bonus boner. I Was drinking on some stain and eating stick see I Said pass me that immune Ellie. Yeah, then she started rubbing my belly Give me that traffic in a farmstead and get me a bonus boner Did that rice ora-roni. Uh... Girl, I don't think you was eating or drinking O-N-E. But is you trying to be O-N-E?

Yeah, cause I'm a little L-O-N-E-ly. B-O-N-U-S, boneler. I'm trying to get that matutano. Sipping on that Linda gave me a bonus boneler. get that my to Tano Did you did you know that the then the original name of Pepsi was called Brad's drink Just a piece of trivia for you guys. I didn't know that at all. Yeah, it was pretty fucked up I forget. It's awesome. I wasn't even like I was looking at one part, I just realized this was only like a, like that was like 10% of the Pepsi products.

No, yeah, they have a, have you ever seen their like, their branding guidelines? They use like sacred geometry and shit. Yeah. Like they're doing like Fibonacci sequence stuff to get the Pepsi logo like just just right Bonus boner. Yeah, my name is bonus boner. I Cut my teeth working for the Gambino crime family and then many years later. I began working for the Pepsi Co. I

I helped I helped move Linda across the city What's airport music? Oh yeah, um... Don't mind me, I'm just drinking Pepsi Mont Blanc. A chestnut flavored Pepsi. For Frenchmen only. It was only for Japanese people. To punish them. They bombed your city and then gave you chestnut soda Killed a bunch of people and then gave you knockoff soda

Tastes like a type of Christmas pecan You're not even allowed to come over here I think, unless you've got a trip agree Listen to bonus boneless And drink a minnesota Pepsi Oh, man pepsi car Do you fuck with pepsi I straight up do not

I really I I didn't until I had an acid trip where I started fucking with Pepsi I thought you were about to say I had an acid trip where I was fucking a Pepsi can which I would have I That was the only major change I had from was I fuck with a cherry Pepsi. No, I get that. I saw the light I um Sometimes I'll drink a diet Pepsi Because the diet of it makes it taste not really Like the real thing anymore and the same with diet cokes. It's like the same either way. They're both not amazing I don't know if this counts as one of those like standard issue Lifestyle changes after a bad or weird trip, but I'm not gonna lie man

I was like a big whole milk guy like tall glass of whole milk like late like a night before bed always been since I was a kid and This was in the 2ci in bone days were like we've talked about it before where you're like I'm gonna take acid and if it tastes like ink, I'm fucked and there's no way out of it. You know what I mean? And I Took a took a bunch of this shit and we were watching ex Machina in the living room And I was like feeling it come up a little bit and I was like I'm gonna go get a big glass of milk No, why I mean I would have had the big glass of milk acid or fake acid or no fake acid

you know what I mean, it was just a nighttime ritual for me since I was a little kid and Dude like when I sat back down I had this big fucking like AMC draft house soda cup of whole milk And I like was taking little sips of it and each sip I was like ratcheting up the level of trip Until all I was able to think about were like a cow's like fucked up dirty udders Every time I sipped it, it was like I got- have you ever seen those like PETA videos where the cow is like in a cage And it's like You know what I mean, and they're like fucking getting the utter machine and yanking on its shit to get all the milk juice out That was running through my every sip until I couldn't sip it anymore. It was just the cow in the cage like

All fucked up and then just draining the milk out of it shit and like ah ah all fucked up and then just draining the milk out of it shit and Like the next day I was like No more milk in the house and one of my roommates was like why and I was like Because I had some 2ci last night and I got stuck in one of those like washing machine thought loops And it was just the utter machine like sucking on the cows udders And then like I had this thing where I was like what if I was a cow and alien was like sucking my milk out of me? That would piss me the fuck off like a higher-order intellectual being like fucking taking away my fluids and Sucking that shit down and then I yeah anyway

That's the only thing I can think of I'm like I like you said I never really had one that made me think about anything Differently, but I don't do milk anymore because of that Yeah It's cool. I don't know I think the last one I last as a trip I had I just thought about being a loser the whole time. Yeah. I thought that then I stopped doing it. Mm-hmm. So I realized I was being a loser. Yeah that happens. So you know it's kind of good. It's kind of funny to take drugs and be like, oh, what's my profound thought going to be?

And it's like, doing acid at your parents' house alone is kind of sad after a while. So I stopped doing it. I remember distinctively being at a house party. I think I was about 24 and I took a couple lines of Molly and they were playing MGMT what's the one? Whatever the fuck time to pretend and I was sitting in the house on the couch after hitting the old molly lines and I was

like looking around and I got that like feeling that I was in a low vibrational situation. I know that that's a corny way to view things but sometimes I've gotten really high off something and then I become hotep like immediately where like if I'm too I'm too gone I'm too faded not too drunk or too coked out because then I like I like the low vibration but if I like at like ecstasy acid mushrooms sometimes I cross that threshold and I'm looking around and I'm like there's an evil spirit like sucking the life force out of this room and I just I just become like hotep I literally I'm like I'm gonna stop jacking off. I'm gonna start eating

fucking kale and shit and I'm gonna get really into like alkaline water, and I'm gonna start calling stuff the divine feminine and shit That lasts for about an hour, and then I come back to reality but there is like a little moment where I'm peeking and I'm like there's a ghost in this room and all of our young energy is being sat by the ghost and we gotta we gotta start reading again you know what I mean like it's really corny I don't know why it happens to me I think it's like I think it's like entry-level psychosis like schizophrenia you know what I mean maybe yeah yeah I

think I think you're the only person that happens to no I just hate like a lot so my I never had the cool like ego death thing I always was like you said where I was like I'm a piece of shit and I should have killed myself years ago or I have the like everybody in this room need to get right with God. Like that thing. I never had the like, we're all a part of the same ground, brother. We're all a part of the same fucking planet, dude. And like our soul, that never happened to me.

It was either like, kill yourself now, kill yourself now, everything bad happened to you, you are irredeemable. Or it was like the devil's in here and we gotta start thinking about thinking about shapes we gotta start thinking about rules you know what i mean yeah yeah i uh i don't know i still don't really have any profound thoughts at all i don't really i think a lot but I don't think any of it's very good. I

Think it's kind of think about like ah I Need to change things And then I don't Yeah, or I do and things are the same basically Yeah, I don't know. That's don't know that's not true it's not true I can change every I can I'm a fucking master my destiny mm-hmm I'm gonna we're all gonna live forever I got that we got this I think I forgot you guys depend on me for your self-esteem. And a lot of you guys would be really lost without my guidance.

And if you're working on something and you hope it's going to make your life better, it is. You're going to... Whoa! Things are going to change for you. I know most of you guys are pretty brutally addicted to internet pornography and and various substances Probably says hey you get you guys are fighting this in addiction and and You're trying not to look at Instagram too much and stuff And we're gonna we're gonna lead this generation of men to I Was gonna say we're gonna lead this generation of boys become men. We're gonna lead this generation of men to become

Ultramen yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah people keep talking about leftist Joe Rogan and leftist masculinity Maybe it's me and Thomas. Maybe it's been us the whole time. You know, yeah, I think it's so You I'm starting I think so. I'm starting to think so. You've got a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and I have had exactly two Muay Thai fights across doing it for 15 years. And I think that's enough cred. Which counts as probably more fighting credentials

than a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. Well, yeah, maybe. Anyway, yes, I have a black belt and take one dose. So well Yeah, maybe anyway. Yes. I have a I have a black belt in meditating Sounds good black belt and kicking Black belt kicking weird Dude so this kicking cool. No, I was about to say kicking normal but it is it is I think the the only thing of like the traditional martial arts like before jiu-jitsu was like took the

scene that like I I actually think a black belt in taekwondo is like really like I think you do learn things that are pretty dangerous like catastrophic injury like a spinning back kick to the chest doesn't feel awesome you know what I mean? No I think the main I still think just a roundhouse kick is like the most dangerous. Maybe yeah. In most situations. If you just if you get it if you can since if you can sense somebody's ribs into their lungs

Yeah Yeah, which there are guys who can yeah. Yeah, of course. I'm saying it if you know those guys If I you know right now if I try to do a cool guy kick on somebody I would probably dislocate my hip Do you remember when we were doing that literally backstage at Chappo both both of us were throwing front leg side kicks and like both Of our hips popped out of place for a second I think you were doing like a torn or trying to do a tornado kick and I was just doing the like front leg snap Kick and I felt my hip like click and I was like if I'm gonna go out there with a limp Like a 20 years old. Oh

Well Big ups to Matt Chrisman Gladys he's on the road to recovery. No, I was gonna say his pants fell off. His pants fell off. Oh yeah, no. That was so awesome. I hope he's doing good. Shout out to the big boy. What was I gonna say? Yeah, I think because there was a time there was a time when like A I think we were coming off of the uh, what are you doing dolly? Are you chewing on the remote? There was a time when uh When having a black belt in karate like that was like I believe that mattered

I think we were coming off of like the crow and like still like the Bruce Lee generation. I was like The tail and I used to think Wing Chun was the most dangerous thing in the world because of it, man Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like dude What I used to practice on a wing chunk one of those wing Chun like horse thing the dummies like the little the wooden the the wood Thing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my old dojo had one of those I'd go fucking buck wild on it But really what it's for is it desensitizes your arms for blocking. Yeah, like makes them numb or whatever It's like shin training for Muay Thai or whatever the fuck. Yeah, which by the way, I asked one of my coaches I was like this was like when I like not when I first started

I was like couple years in and I was like, oh like how do you condition your shins and he was like, that's mostly bullshit Like it's mostly like not like to some degree, but he was like you just become Tougher. I was like what I was like, no, I thought eventually your shins just are numb and he was like no You just get like the poker face like you just And it kind of took the mystique out of it cuz I thought all those guys kicking banana trees like they couldn't feel it But they can feel it. They're just fucking Serious felt like my shins used to be pretty numb

Like if I hit my shin now, I think it hurts more than you were training a lot then so you were just accustomed Yeah, but I don't know if you like yeah, but I had a buddy. I remember my friend Mitch Right before he tested for his black belt, he was training by kicking a tree and he just blew out his ACL. And then he got his, he got his, he managed to pass his black belt test with a torn ACL and then basically retired forever.

Oh man, that's awesome. Yeah, but our other friend was like, yeah dude, like I know you have this test that I know you spent thousands of dollars working towards this, but um, and you know, probably like 10 years, but he need to be kicking trees right now. And there's no banana trees in weather for Texas. These are live oaks. You know what I mean? There's no soft tree yeah, I was about to say it's like a banana tree is like pretty malleable It's still a fucking tree. You know what I mean, but it's like it has way more give to it than a sycamore Like a fucking yeah, it doesn't really have bark. Yeah

Yeah, I remember it's like kicking a giant piece of grass. Yeah, like a paper mache maybe with a little bit. Yeah Yeah, it's like a tree. You can cut a hole in it. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we used to fuck the shit I did you literally could fuck a banana tree. I think yeah But I wouldn't I wouldn't even try they're beautiful I kidded that were the best Real I brought that up. It's okay. It's our show. It wasn't super pertinent. There's a kid that rode the back of the bus at my high school. It was junior high and high school kids all rode the same bus

and the back was where you went to like sell weed or like, you know people would say the n-word back there and stuff and There was a kid back there who? swore up and down I Don't know why he would lie about this, you know young teenage boys are like sexual deviants He said that he liked to mildly heat up one of those cheap like red baron pizzas and then roll it up and fuck it He was like weirdly off. He was crazy autistic. I'm not even gonna hold you He was like he was like, you know, you can roll on my pizza. Fuck it

That's like we were like yo Dylan. What are you talking about, man? And then like one of my buddy Jordan big fat black guy was like yo This boy talking about fucking the pizza and of course crying laughing back there I've got a seedy joint in my pocket because I sold a couple my Adderall and I'm fucking living the I'm 10th grade I'm living high on the hog and he was like yeah yeah you can't you don't get too hot or I'll burn your penis so you get the red Baron pizza I thought the pepperoni one said cheese one and then you heat up for 10 minutes you roll and you roll it up You know fuck it And I really wanted it to be like a joke

He never showed me any evidence but there was something about his desperation in the intensity of his words that I believed that he used to do that and Anyway, he's dead now, but he He would talk he did it up for too long he went to eat the pizzas pussy and killed him got third degree mouth burns from yeah he fucked the same pizza he was warming up and fucking the same pizza for years it It's just gray. Green. It looked like Medusa. Yeah. That's like black mold tendrils.

Yeah, he was awesome, dude. They called it Life Skills. It wasn't called Special Ed. I think they changed the name. This was when stuff like you know, like stuff like political correct stuff so it wasn't called like sped classes it was just called life skills and Sometimes I had an off period And I would go over to McDonald's and the McDonald's in the parking lot of a Walmart and my school would take the life skills

kids to field trips to Walmart and he would be Being line of McDonald's like they have the freeze They have the free it's got fruit in it and I'll be like yeah, man The I think it's like peach or something. He was like when I get one and I'd be like Awesome Dylan. I think I might get one too. I'm high as fuck so high I can barely breathe and he's like you can get a medium and only 50 cents more He got a large one It's like a hundred percent man. Yeah, fuck with the review of your view on life

But here's the thing some of the other kids. I don't your school was small my school was I think was bigger but like They had like high-functioning autistic kids and then kids who like obviously couldn't live on their own in the same Thing yeah, we had a big we had a big one. I remember a big one Yeah They had to keep him in the chamber He's fucking we had a loose cannon He was big

Dude, he was like six five he's nonverbal Probably 300 pounds Jesus Christ. He like threw a teacher against a wall one time Yeah, he would fuck some shit up he was as they say now he was a crash out Oh, yeah, okay crash dummy Walk him down and fuck him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He would do just, I can't even do a verbal impression of him because it would sound like from like a 90s comedy where they're just making fun of disabled people and like a super

aggressive, like in a way where it's like, all right, we get it. You know what I mean? But he was a monster man I mean it would probably You ever see a guy like that. You just want to hit him with a tranquilizer dart see if it works or not Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah for sure You know, I mean, I don't think you know, I hope he hell I hope he's a Wall Street banker now, but you know

No, I don't know what he's up to the but man I forgot about that. He would bang his head it he would He would they tried to get him to stop banging his head against the walls But he could do it so hard to make that it would make the wall shape It was really impressive man, he was down the hall you could hear it down the hall. I like how you, because you and me were raised in the 21st century, we're children of the 21st century in every conceivable sense, that you had like a village monster. Back in the day they would have made him the executioner or they would have made him do incredible feats of strength to please the Lord

But we you and me that we don't got time for that shit, you know society's changed so he's just smashing his head I remember there two of them gotten to a real bad fistfight I think I talked about this on a really early episode, but as many school lunches Ours was ass it was bad, dude Like everything was bad and the only things that were worth a damn Were the mashed potatoes and the cheese sticks like the pizza sticks? I don't know if y'all had those But uh, those are the only things that were worth the fuck the chicken was just straight like fucking

Like cleats it just was very hard and rubbery the pizza was but The fucking hamburgers were just like goo is fucked up. So Anyway, the mashed potatoes were a hot commodity they were just the only thing that was like edible or whatever and So by the way, if you're listening to this and you're from a more enlightened part of the world where like the students get you Don't know anything about American high school and junior high cuisine. It's like It's a step above prison food and in some cities It's not this it's the same and some especially in the south

Like you're the kids are getting the same shit that like the felons are good. Anyway, it doesn't matter so we always sat like two tables down from the life skills table and Now you know listen, this was not completely an accident because you know free entertainment or whatever and I walked past the stage and one of them has has reached over another one and has grabbed his little plastic ramekin of mashed potatoes and was like, I'm going to need some more or something.

He needed it. It wasn't a request, you know what I mean? He was like, I need some more. And the guy was like, immediately, immediately zero to 100 was like, just complete, complete like smoke alarm, fire alarm noises, bad stuff. And so the assistant principal runs over. And before the assistant principal can get involved, the initial thief just kind of wrecked

Ralph, wind up, hammer fist the other one on top of the head. And of course, it's a very hard part of the head So like he didn't get knocked out but he did react in a way that was admittedly very funny to me at 15 years old 2008 he was like Just kind of like ah like a very like Skyrim falling off a mountain noise, you know to me like like a drogar sound it was very funny to me and then they kind of windmilled at each other and charged

up dude when the anime kids would get into fights best fucking time of my life back in there in high school they would start saying shit like you know I feel the energy coursing through my veins and then the other guy would start doing like a And then they just would fight really badly which is crazy I Feel like UFC guys should do that. You know what I mean? Yeah, like if you know how to fight you should be saying like Kakara Kakara Like you should be saying Dragon Ball Z shit if you actually have hands or whatever the fuck

I'm 99% sure that Hank just ate more of the really expensive comforter set that my fiance bought and she's gonna fucking I am Japanese Just start glowing green like you're gonna fucking attack Dude when I was a kid, I wanted to go super saiyan so fucking bad But it ended up being fake not real piss me the fuck off Did you uh? No, you grew up more religious than me I

Didn't know about anime till I got older. Yeah, I figured as much. I feel yeah But I think I watched But I think I watched, what did I watch? Whenever I got older I watched the Avatar stuff and that was cool. I loved the last one. I was like in like late middle school or whatever. That was cool. Yeah, that shit's awesome. That's good.

Where the fuck is Hank? Hank! And then I tried to get into some anime stuff in high school. Hank! But I didn't really have any friends that were into it. So I just kind of didn't really if I don't have anybody to talk to about a show. I'm not really gonna watch it Typically, yeah, I have to be held accountable or will not finish anything. I was really into I Wasn't into you go the show. I like the card game

I into I wasn't into you go to show I like the card game I remember Beyblade because we called it gay blade yeah yeah yeah and whenever kids will play other kids would come and kick them away or throw their Beyblades in the into a field yeah yeah which I I never partook in actual physical bullying of any kind but I was very worried about being verbally bullied. So I was, uh, mean. Yeah. Same, same, same. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I was, so that was sometimes unprovoked usually provoked in some way, but also, um, just had really no concept of how far anything was supposed to go. Yeah so I would be like Yeah, man, that fucking be your mom sucks on balls. Yeah

Yeah, your mom sucks on her balls. Yeah, I sucked your mom's Queen yeah when you're just learning to curse your mom and me fuck your mom Your mom fucks your dad fucks your mom. Yeah. You're like a socially inept kid in your first life. My dad fucks your mom. I remember

yeah being in like sixth grade and trying to learn how to curse and like thinking of them screw dude fucking screw you. Screw you. Your dad fucks your mom's pussy hole. I fucking- Your mom's butt smells so bad that your dad eats her pussy. I just sang that to a guy now. Thank you.

In a bar fight. Your mom's balls tinned so bad she has to eat her buzzy. Your mom's feet smell like your dad's ass. Your dad's balls smell like your mom's fucking gooch. Oh my breath stinks it smells like your dad's balls an asshole Your dad's ass smells so bad I had to give him a blowjob one second I gotta go save my dog from eating fucking shit I Would never say those things I just play a character to seem cool in front of Jake

Really I I'm a quiet guy Never been in a bar fight before People actually love me at bars I'm a delight I don't tip that well anymore I used to tip better but I got I'll work on that I Would love to drink now Hello, J crazily destroyed my whole fucking bed set All right, well, you're gonna be crazy in trouble when mom gets home and then and then I would be in trouble Fuck a piece of shit. Anyway, yeah Your mom's pussy got her busting so bad

Your mom's ass smells so bad. I had to Eat I had to suck your dad's dick. I had to fuck your dad instead Your dad's dick smells so bad it makes your mom's mouth smell awesome. I remember as a kid You know the whole like my dad is stronger than your dad thing. Yeah, I remember in like elementary school being like Kids like my dad can beat up your dad and I'll be like, I don't know I think my dad like would kill somebody I Not even like a flex I just remember like I don't know man I think my dad would like I think my dad like might be might be like it's like a day like a dangerous guy

Not in like my dad's a cop way or like oh my dad's a spy. I Think my dad's like my dad Mike. I think my dad might kill me My kill of I don't know Sometimes he sometimes he like talks to himself. You know, I mean he's like a guy and I was like a wizard thing going on Oh to your point earlier about like I think I too existed in this middle ground of like I was never Obviously, I don't know if you can tell but I was never popular. There's never a particularly popular kid Wasn't cool or whatever. I always it felt wrong to bully in the ways that I would see other people bully

I had that going for me, I suppose but I definitely would egg on inter intergroup bullying because to me it was very funny to watch two kids in like Flame flame button-up shirts with like Naruto headbands try to cast spells on each other you know what I'm saying like to watch that to watch those two guys do battle for me was like the best if I

could get them to fight that was awesome for me like even if that meant like stirring up some shit or making up rumors and stuff that was that was fun for me I heard this guy says that your clan is straight-up cowardly he says your clan is cowardly and he says you have no honor and What yeah, he says that your clan basically is disgraceful and He says he has a better wheel kick than you and he can run up the walls with greater speed than you can Are you serious? Yeah, he said that the guy over there with the cat ears

He said that about your clan and he said that your shoes don't make you faster. Hey that you're not that fast And that was pretty much it no, yeah, they would hurt each other really bad And that was pretty much it, huh, then they would hurt each other really bad Yeah, I Was gonna just like me because of my sex appeal in elementary school I was a guy with all the muscles that all the girls wanted and sometimes my dad would drop me off in his escalate and I would actually wear a gold ring to school that said just said money on it said said money yeah yeah cuz that's

what I had mm-hmm and no I for the first couple years of public school I was wearing all Homeschool hand-me-downs. Yeah, of course. Yeah tracks That was a pretty big social damper for me because the land it was all lands end Yeah, and it was the striped polos and The khaki the khakis and they were hand-me-down khakis. So they were always too big They're always cinched up with a belt and this was the 2000 so Late 2000s, so this was past the knee Khaki shorts, that's no good. Yeah, no good

and then White tube socks, ooh, man and And then usually pay less white tube socks, ooh man and Then usually pay less not bad shoes with the payless a lot. Yeah payless or sketchers. Mm-hmm. Okay When or I mean I think sometimes Nike but it would be like the Nike shoes you can get a at like It'd be like the Nike shoes you could get it like Academy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the big they're kind of be like Nike Yeah, or no, you know what? I think converse. Yep. Also you could get knockovers knockoff converse at Walmart

They did they weren't converse, but they basically were Yeah, like kids. Yeah, they're the high top with a circle, but it wasn't converse Yeah, I remember Because due to my early exposure to pornography in like fourth grade I remember Thinking in my were a lot of fish nets. Yeah Yeah, they didn't like that. No, I remember thinking cuz when I was a kid It was puka shell necklaces and the live strong bracelets. That was like if you had that shit Yeah, the I heart boobies I heart boobies came a little that was like junior high for me that got banned from my school

Cuz it said boobies even though it was in support of breast cancer. I believe something similar happened at my school, but yeah, I remember thinking kids with I was like I'd see a like a fellow fifth grader with like a puka shell necklace and like the the yellow Livestrong bracelet I'd be like dude he probably gets to have his penis fucking sucked dude and I don't I don't because I don't my mom won't buy me a puka shell necklace and I don't have a Lance Armstrong fucking bracelet and he probably gets his penis sucked like in a parking garage, dude And I fucking don't because I fucking I'm wearing Payless huge payless shoes and

I have a shirt that says who farted on it cuz my fucking dad got it from Walmart for me Cuz he thought it was funny And it was it was funny. It was very funny. Yeah, that is funny. Oh, I Feel like what you're describing though is like currently though like high fashion not high fashion, but like like tube socks with like the New Balances and like Kind of this like the above the either right below the knee big shorts or above the knee kind of you know like like

hoochie daddy shorts And then like a champion or maybe yeah, like a land's end or something or like a tall T like You like like autistic dad who's really obsessed about the lawn in like 2002 right now That's like when I go downtown and I like go paint the town red or whatever the fuck that's like what all like all of the clearly cool guys are wearing you know what I mean

like at least in my brother yeah I've thought about getting I thought about bringing starting to wear like Hollister and stuff again I think that would be funny to do yeah as I enter my late 20s like Abercrombie and Fitch and shit airpostal. Yeah, like with the logos and everything Yeah, yeah Abercrombie now make some good stuff. I saw a jacket and they were selling slang in it at Walmart It was like an Abercrombie jean jacket. It looked pretty cool. Not gonna lie No, they yeah, they kind of ditch the logo stuff and they're just making I mean I haven't bought anything from them Just come on now, but no about closing along I get I get ads for them and like I

Click on pretty much every ad I get on Instagram. So nobody really has an idea what I like I'll click on all that shit. I I on all that shit I I clicked on one ad for the TRT thing and now that's all I get now I just straight get fucking just nothing but I get I get an ad for erectile dysfunction probably every 10 minutes yeah same and at least I mean hell think I got a couple more years I I don't know. Um, we'll see with these damn vaccines You know, yeah, I got that news today. Apparently the avian flu was actually designed to So they can create more vaccines. So you guys should write that one down while you have a chance nice

Sometimes you have to kill every chicken to to give 200 kids autism. Rather than just letting them watch Steven Universe. I don't know what's going to happen. I feel like I'm kind of, I'm not going to lie, I was anti nothing ever happens. But now I think I'm back on the nothing ever happens thing and Every time I see an article. That's like Food is now gonna be healthy again a Robert FK fucking jr

He's gonna start we're gonna be eating a grass-fed buttered beef for every meal and we're gonna be eating rich yams in a one of those bowl plates that your annoying ex-girlfriend only had at her apartment. And we're going to be eating delicious kale greens and we're going to be having ground beef. And I just want to say that I think all of that's not going to happen and I think everything's going to say the exact same thing that it is.

And I don't think they're gonna get rid of seed oils because seed oils aren't bad for you at all and And I also I think it's expensive if they do People are like we should go back to using beef tallow and it's like you know fucking much It would cost to fry french fries in that shit Just fucking eat the french fries. It's game over Just fucking eat the french fries. It's game over

C2 oils are fine. Yeah getting paid a million dollars from pro from seed oil to say that Yeah Once once Amy Schumer dies will finally have enough. Have you seen that fucking trailer? Have you seen that movie that she's like pregnant in or so how the fuck does she keep getting things does she have like? The most was Amy Schumer. I thought is Amy Poehler in that it's Amy Schumer dude. She's like half pregnant or something Because I didn't know why everybody was mad about that. I thought Amy Poehler was in I was like I like Amy Poehler Why are people shitting on her Schumer? That's funny. It was just the wrong person No, if it was Amy Poehler, I would support it by default. Of course. She rocks. I Wonder if like I wish why isn't fucking Tina Fey in movies anymore?

I don't know. I feel like if you're a part of that crew like you could just sit in the cut and just like live off of Royalties forever, you know what I mean? I'm like Tina Fey never got to do shit what happened My conspiracy theory that's based on nothing except for my own like delusion is that Due to her dedication to the cause Masad gave Amy Schumer all of the compromise files like in Hollywood and that's why she's still like able to have stuff happen for her They're like you have done so good. You can have all of our files You can have every file and you can be in movies and you can case all this sexy a list of men

And if anybody tells you otherwise, here's the list of producers and directors who like to kiss boys on their on their ears and necks Yeah, that sounds like a typical white man who will find any excuse for a woman to just not have talent. Mm-hmm Well, I mean I believe I believe in I believe in equality You know what I mean? And I believe in like good stuff. Hey, if you're listening to this I've got something that you can fucking take straight to the goddamn bank and that's gonna be to go over to patreon.com I've got something that you can fucking take straight to the goddamn bank and that's gonna be to go over to patreon.com

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It is very funny, the results were in and people actually enjoyed it, which was nice. Sometimes I put stuff out and people are like, hey have you ever thought like killing yourself like a whole bunch and I you know whatever. Yeah I always say that when you put stuff out. Yeah you text me personally and you go man I never. I say ffff dude honestly I never believed in you and I this is why you're always going to live in my shadow. Honestly this is why you'll never ever ever ever ever be anything. This is why you can't imagine, this is why you will never be able to be me and to stand up once every three months. You do it more than that dude.

Good luck bombing in front of ten people once a month. Well I will say I think that you get booked a lot, you just straight up tell me that you forget that you have spots. Which is, you know, I Look, there's different ways to look at everything So many avenues, but we don't know we don't know what's happening. I have no idea There's a lot going on that we don't know. Yeah. Yeah for sure If you are it

fuck If you're in Austin January 29th, I will be or January 28 things a Tuesday. I'll be a creek in the cave for little titty comedy February 1st mark your fucking calendars. This goes out to all of my Iowa heads. Is that where the corn is? What do they call Hawkeyes Buckeyes? Pink eye whatever the fuck if you are an iowa motherfucker and you live in cedar rapids I know we've got a couple listeners in cedar rapids and I think we've got like ten in the buke I'm doing uh, two shows at the ideal theater in downtown cedar rapids with my very phony friend matt bannwart

It's his hometown. So we're trying to sell this cocksucker out. So please uh, if you want to come see Uh me do some stand up at an awesome show go to matbanward.com and check out the Cedar Rapids tickets. There's two shows an early show and a little late show. We are sold out for Chicago but I always like to give a little caveat. If you do think you cannot make it please don't let that ticket go to waste and throw it in the discord And let somebody else have a motherfucking good-ass time or let it go to waste Yeah, you are the master of that ticket for sure And if you want there to be an empty seat that is up ultimately up to the ticket holder

Yeah, if you if all of if all of you decide you don't want to come and you just want us to just be alone And you know the venue made their money. Hey we didn't come to perform we came to lose 500 bucks. So that's not what we're gonna do. Listen we learned so many lessons on tour. We learned so many lessons. We learned renting a car for ten days costs about a thousand dollars and and staying in a hotel every time even when you stay at Thomas's girlfriend's mom's place for three days still costs about $700 and if you go on tour and you only promote it for two weeks you're gonna lose about $2,200. And sometimes that's what you need to do to

get ahead in life because since then We're turning down offers all the time people say hey come to Dubai medicine Madison Square Garden Mm-hmm, Pendejo time edition day. Oh time. I like the sound of that. Um We should do the we should be the first people to sell ten tickets to Madison Square I think it cost like half a million dollars to turn the lights on in there. That would be so funny to like to get that big and then just eat shit there. Like nobody show up for some reason. I want to give a special shout out to Ian Cohen, the pitchfork writer

who said that he liked my album and then he said he liked the show. So, Ian Cohen, you've always been one of my personal favorite music journalist guys So thanks for listening to Pendea time and thanks for listening to drunk uncle if you like Music for bipolar losers. You should check out drunk uncle. Oh brittle weather on Spotify Okay. All right. That's about it. Bye Good