Plumbing the Death Star - How Could You Stop Jimmy Bones in the Mo- From the Movie Bones (2001)?

Episode Date: May 19, 2024

Let it never be said that Plumbing the Death Star doesn’t have it’s fingers firmly on the pulse of pop culture. Over the weekend Joel Duscher watched the wonderful motion picture Bones from 2001 starring everyone's favourite-cum-actor Snoop Dogg and has the most obvious question on his lips to all that have seen that film: How Could You Stop Jimmy Bones? If you're one of the very few who haven't seen Bones (2001), or just want a simple refresher, have no fear as JD walks us all through the events of the star studded film! From being a humble man about town to controlling spirit realm, Plumbing the Death Star are here to figure out how one defeats a man who can become a dog, who can become a woman, who can summon maggots, who can control spirits, who can create beautiful blood art out of random passers by, who can take faces and uses his portal to hell to torture his victims. It's not a job for the feint of heart, but maybe Officer Respectable can crack this case!Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahem. Ahem. You're listening to the Sands Pants Network. Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joel. Ignore that pause. Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast that asks the most important questions of all.

Like, how could you stop Jimmy Bones in the movie- From the movie Bones 2001? On the weekend. Yes. I watched the movie Bones. Actually, let's reverse back to last Friday. weekend. Yes. I watched the movie Bones. Actually, let's reverse back to last Friday.

We finished work, and we said, hey, can we do some plumbings next week? Yes. How about everybody goes away and we watch a movie so we've got something to talk about. Watch a movie, a big pop culture classic. And then we came in today, and you said, I watched Bones.

Yes, you did. And I initially thought, oh, like the TV series. No, the movie. Right. And we said, what? Huh? And I said, Bones, you know, with Snoop Dogg. And we didn't know.

And I was like, is that the one where he's a dog? And I'm like, yeah. Oh. Okay. Snoop Dogg's a dog in this sort of. So Jimmy Bones, well, Bones. It's a horror movie. And in 1979, this is in the movie, not in real life.

The movie just got made like a regular movie as far as I'm aware. In 1979. Yes. Jimmy Bones was a man about town. Right. Loved by the neighborhood. Okay. Kept it safe.

Looked after everyone. Right. He was loved by the neighborhood Okay Kept it safe Looked after everyone Right But then a rival gang Came into town And they were like Brother We want you to sell crack And he was like No

Okay God dog That ain't me Yeah Exactly He's like I'd be selling it to my neighborhood Okay

And those are the people That I want to look after I don't want them getting like a They compare it to a lottery ticket Except you can't win Where it's like You're just spending... It's not expensive.

You just... You spend your money, you know, willy-nilly. Good money after bad. Yeah. Except it's bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a poor financial investment. That's the problem.

Math is a poor financial investment. Anyway. Not selling it. Then Jimmy Burns is like, I'm never going to sell crack. Right. And then they are like, smoke this crack. And he's like, I'm never going to sell crack. Right. And then they are like, smoke this crack. And he's like, I don't want to smoke crack. And then they pull a gun out on him.

And they're like, smoke crack. And then he smokes crack. And it makes him violent. So then they shoot him. And then they're like, damn, we killed him. The cops are going to be coming after us. So let's take his knife. And we've all got to stab him with it so no one knows who killed him

So then everyone gets stabbed yeah, it was the bullet wound that killed him yes But now he's got five knife wounds when you stab a guy after they're dead. Yeah, he's still alive He's dying Wait, so is the idea that all of their fingerprints would be on the knife so no one corrupt cop is there The crack guy. Yeah. Jimmy Bones' bodyguard, Jimmy Bones' wife.

Right. His bodyguard didn't do a good job. No, Jimmy Bones. Why'd his wife stab him? Well, didn't she love Jimmy Bones? She did love Jimmy Bones. Not enough.

And then there's another guy that's like the bodyguard of the main guy, the bad guy, I think. Right. Anyway. They're like, you gotta stab Jimmy Bones or I'm going to shoot you in the head.

Oh, I see. And then they're like. With the same knife? Yeah, with the same knife. So then surely in the best possible scenario for them, the last person who stabbed him is who's implicated. And then they tear. Or even just clearly like, well, five people stabbed this man. I can see that from the fingerprints.

From the fingerprints. Yeah. Plints. I don't know. If, say, five people stabbed one guy. It's murder on the Orient Express. If everyone killed a guy, no one killed a guy. I'm fairly certain you can all get done for at least conspiracy.

No. If everyone killed a guy. That's what Paul Rose said at the end. He looks at everybody and he's like well I can't arrest all of you nevermind so if say

I bid thee adieu let's pair it back he's French say I don't know he's Belgian

fuck that's right and they wrote it was it a French no Agatha Christie

is not French English and she picked Belgium because it was a very foreign and

wild country to her could be no I'm pretty sure it was like that she's like she doesn pretty sure it was like that. She's like, she doesn't know.

It's like, I can't imagine. That's not even that. Belgium. No, I know. That's why it's funny. If it was far away, if she was like, I wrote him as someone from fucking far north Queensland. I'm like, yeah, that's far away from you, Agatha Christie. Yeah, mate.

My little grey matter. Yeah, Eric, yeah. Tell you fucking what, I reckon they all stabbed you. Fucking hell, what? You can't arrest a couple of cunts for one dead cunt, so fucking you're all off scot-free, eh? Poirot. Yeah?

What? He's been stabbed. Crikey! Fucking oath he has. Fuck me, mate. All right, well, I guess I'm on the case. Yeah, right. Oh, is that him?

Tell you what, mate. He's dead and a dead thing goes dunga. There's been a fucking murder on this Orient Express. Bloody shut this train down. I think there's been a death on the fucking line. Shit, mate. Oh, murder on the gan. Murder on the gan.

I went on the gan once. Cool. How was it? It was really lovely. That's nice. It looked nice to go on, butann once. Cool. How was it? It was really lovely. That's nice. I've always, yeah, it looked nice to go on, but very skinny.

Yeah, it was good. They take Jimmy Bones' wife's dress off her and they wrap Jimmy Bones in it and then they throw him in the basement of his house. So it's so, can I get-

22 years later! Can I just, can I paint me a picture? So what I've, the picture you've painted, so I just want to like clarify. You have Jimmy Bones. Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg. So just picture Snoop Dogg.

Snoop Dogg and he's like, I'm a man about town. I protect the neighborhood and I don't want to sell crack. You then have a bodyguard, which is Snoop Dogg's bodyguard. Yes. You then have Snoop Dogg's wife. Yes. Pam Grier. Pam Grier. Pam Grier. Pam Grier, alright. And by wife it's like partner, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll say Grio. Pam Grio. All right. And by wife, it's like partner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll say wife. We'll say wife. So you've got those three. They're about towning, protecting the neighborhood. They get invited to a meeting. They get invited to a meeting. To expand the business.

The business. Their business is just protecting the neighborhood. Well, they're like a, I think it's implied that it's. They're like a criminal. Yeah. They're protecting the neighborhood, and sometimes that's through force. Okay, okay. But they're like good criminals.

Yeah, like Jimmy Bones is loved by the community, though, and he keeps. He's a humble weed seller. Basically, yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay, so you've got those three. They get invited to, let's say, Jimmy Crack. Yeah. And he's got a bodyguard as well.

And a corrupt cop. And a corrupt cop. Okay. And then they're like, you sell and crack. He's like, no. Smoke the crack or I shoot you. He's like, I'm smoking the crack.

I'm now going crazy. I've gone, oh, you're a crack man. Oh, no, shoot him. And then the corrupt cop shoots him. Okay, corrupt cop shoots him. Okay, and everyone's like,

you shot... And then the corrupt cop's like, right, grab his knife. Everyone take turns stabbing him. Okay, so then four people stab him. Five people stab him. Including the Crop Cop. Yep.

Okay, Crop Cop has a couple ghosts. Got a knife, all right. And so everyone stabs Jimmy Bones. Okay, I'm on the same page. And then Crop Cop then tears off Jimmy Bones' wife's trap. Yeah, Jimmy's wife. And then they, like, wrap him in this, and then they throw him in the basement of his building.

Okay. That's where he is dead. Yeah him in the basement of his building. Okay. That's where he is dead. Yeah, fair enough. Corrupt cop. Okay. Destroy his body. 22 years later, four teens have purchased an old building in a neighborhood that no one really goes to anymore. Oh, no.

I can't get the money. It's 2001. Everyone's flush with cash. It's... Oh, and also, the main teen's dad is rich. Okay.

But we'll get to that in a second because these stories... Oh, they intermingled. All right, all right, all right. I'm excited. The four teens. Yes.

The four teens buy this building and they go into the building and they're like, fuck, this place is all fucked up. Also, who's this dog? There's a big black dog in the building. And they're like, oh, boy, how long have you been locked up in here for? And it's really hungry.

Okay. Is it like an emaciated looking dog? No. It's still kind of a dog. It kind of looks like a... Imagine like it's not a German Shepherd, but it has German Shepherd vibes. It's like a black-haired dog that's like pretty big.

Okay. That's not what I was expecting. That's not a tough-sounding dog. German Shepherd's a tough dog. Sort of. A German Shepherd's a cop dog, dude. Yeah. They look too neat.

They're like tough. They look like... They're like army tough. Yeah. Hang on, let's find out. Yeah. They look too neat. They're like tough. They look like, they're like. They're like army tough. Yeah. Hang on, let's find out. It's like a fake tough. No, I think German Shepherds can be tough. No, no, they are tough.

It's not actually a German Shepherd anyway. So this, it just has German Shepherd vibes. Okay, so like a cop. Yeah, it's a cop dog, German Shepherd. It's this fucking dog. Okay. See? It's just dog. It's just a dog. It's dog with red eyes. It's this fucking dog. Okay. See? It's just dog.

It's just a dog. It's dog with red eyes. It's just a dog. Like it's like the most basic dog breed. You imagine a dog, but imagine an evil dog. Yeah. If you went to the pound and you said, give me a dog. That's the dog you'd get. Anyway,

so for the four teens, they find this dog. Yeah. And they're like, this dog's starving. We should feed it. And they take it outside. And then Pam Greer is there. Oh, my God.

And she's like, don't feed that dog. Once its appetite starts, it'll never stop. Okay. And they're like, what the? Shut up, lady. Who the fuck is this? We'll feed this dog if we fucking want to. We'll fucking give this dog some fucking steak or whatever.

We don't give a shit. And Pam Grier has a daughter who's like, mom, why are you screaming at those teens? Let them feed that dog. Let them feed that dog. That dog hungry. Yeah. And then Pam Grier's like, promise me something, daughter. Never go near those teens or that house.

Okay. Or that dog. Or that dog. Or do not teens or that house. Okay. Or that dog. Or do not go near that dog. Okay. Anyway, they feed the dog. At least regular dog food? Like a steak? A bit of steak, yeah.

I can't remember what they feed it first. It's either just a bit of steak or it's dog food. I can't remember. Anyway, it eats. And then they're like, because they bought this house to turn it into a club. Right, nice. As you do. It's 2001. They were trying to rebuild the neighborhood or whatever. When you say teens,

what are we looking at? When you said four teens, I initially thought you said fourteen. No, no, no. Four teens. They're like teens. Then I'm like, okay, there's four fourteen teens. They're like sort of generic, young, Hollywood, like late teens, potentially 20s.

Well, they're buying a property. Well, I would say with the evidence presented in the film, I imagine they're between 18 and 22. Okay, fair enough. I'm across it. They're aged up in my head. So don't feed the dog. They feed the dog a steak.

What happens next? Nothing yet. But they go back into the house and they're like, fucking, it stinks All right. They're raised up in my head. So don't feed the dog. They feed the dog a steak. What happens next? Nothing yet. But they go back into the house and they're like, fucking, it stinks in here. How did we not notice this fucking smell? What's this dog doing? Well, I mean, the dog has been living there. They crack open the basement and what do they find? But a skeleton of a man.

They find the bones. but a skeleton of a man. Bones! They find the bones! A skeleton of a man wrapped in a shirt with a knife in his guts and a cool ring on his finger. Okay. They have to stab the guy five times.

I'm really confused by that plan. But then they hid the body so then it's decayed long enough that there's no flesh. So you're like, if anyone was to discover the crime, who's going to figure out... Anyway, it's beautiful. Let's imagine for a brief second, just to explore their plan.

We are police officers, comma, not corrupt. Yeah. We find that the... Officer normals. Officer normal. Fantasy world, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're entering the realm of imagination.

Well, we are good cops. And we're being a cop as an honorable job. Exactly. I am officer respected. And I'm chief normal. Oh, you made yourself chief. Yeah, I'm your boss. And I'm Inspector Rex.

Okay, so now it's a dog. Keep him away from the body. Wow, you should be saying that to me. Keep him away from the body. We go down there. Hey, chief, I found an axe. Shouldn't have touched it. And it's a knife. I'm not bringing it back.

Officer respected, that's a knife. And why are you touching evidence? Sorry, I've left my gloves at home. You shouldn't even wear the gloves. you shouldn't be picking it up. This is a crime scene, opposi- op- opposi- Opposite. Woof. You let the dog down here!

Oh, that was my responsibility. I thought the dog would eat the bones, but he's not doing that. Am I on a leash? Okay! I'm sniffing that corpse. He can sniff it, just don't eat the bones. I'm licking the bones. Oh, fuck! I'm licking the bones. I'm licking the bones. I'm sniffing that corpse.

He can sniff it, just don't eat the bone. I'm licking the bone. Oh, fuck! I'm a dog. I think this was... Control me better. I think this crime scene was an accident. And now it's stopped being a fantasy and started being real life.

Oh, no. How does this man suicide in basement? That sucks. No, that's sad. Stabs himself five times in the chest and then shot himself in the chest. Well, it's funny that you say that because when the teens find it, they're like, oh, no, this guy killed himself. And the other teens are like, what are you, huh?

Are you serious right now? Because they're like, oh, it's a crime scene. What do you mean crime scene? It's like, do you think he was down here and just stabbed himself? Yeah, that is what I think. So down here and just stabbed himself? Yeah. Yeah, so that is what I think. So is he a body or bones? He's bones at this point.

Okay. He's just bones at this point. Okay. But they're like, well, we can't call the cops because tonight's the opening night of club night. Right. Teens, let me tell you, you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can stop your little club night.

And they're like, no, we can't do it. That'll be so embarrassing. So let's just shut this off. Yeah. And then everything will be fine. And then one of the teens notices that Jimmy Bones' body has a cool ring on it. Oh, no. So he breaks off the finger and says, won't be needing this anymore.

And then he puts the ring on. No, no, no, I get it. Yeah, fair enough. Anyway. Take the bones. Let me take the ring. Yeah, Bones ain't doing much with that ring. He No, no, no, I get it. Yeah, fair enough. Anyway. Take the bones. Let me take the ring. Yeah, bones ain't doing much with that ring. He's not wrong, yeah.

The dog has also eaten a second meal at this point. Second steak. And then after the meal, yeah. So he eats, I can't remember what he eats the second time. I remember what he eats the third time. Yeah. He eats something a second time, and then that's just after the ring's been stolen.

Okay. And then it cuts to Jimmy Bones' body and when the dog eats his second meal some flesh starts growing back on Jimmy Bones.

Oh fuck. Because it turns out that the dog is the spirit of Jimmy Bones in dog form. So the first meal nothing.

Yeah. Well nothing that we see. Okay. But they say that a little bit of like a patch of butt cheek Yeah. Something's hidden underneath. Well the way that it happens is there maybe like a little bit of like a patch of butt cheek? Yeah, something that's hidden underneath.

Well, the way that it happens is it's like, it's kind of like the stringy bits coming through. Oh, like his tendons and shit. Okay. Anyway. Crazy that the teens don't see anything. Well, yeah, no, he's bones at that point. Right.

And then the tendons happen after that. Okay. After they've left the room, after the ring gets stolen. Okay. So they feed him. They feed the dog. Wait a that. Okay. After they've left the room, after the ring gets stolen. Okay. So there's no time. So they feed him. They feed the dog. Wait a day.

Go down to Bones. Nothing has changed. Steal the ring. Now the first meal has come. Or the second meal. Third meal means nothing. Or the first meal could have been because they- Maybe it's his brain and his skull.

We can't see it. And also, it could have also been like maybe that that's what lured them down there, because now there's a smell that they didn't notice before. Do they show how he became a dog? No. Okay. No, like

Pam Grier over the body of her dead partner. I curse you, Jimmy Crack, who killed my husband. I curse you with dog. No, no, no. Or the Jimmy Crack, who killed my husband. I curse you with dog. No, no, no, no. Or Johnny Crack being, I curse you.

You two become dog. Was there a dog in the past? There is a line right at the end where they say it's a dog-eat-dog world. So maybe he became a metaphor. And he is played by the actor Snoop Dogg. Maybe the corrupt crop was a dog that became a guy. Oh, yeah. There's that music video where Snoop Dogg's,

he's macking on with someone's daughter, and then dad comes home. I'm probably misremembering this. And then Snoop Dogg's like, I gotta get out of here. And he becomes a dog. That's true. And then he's running through the neighborhood and all of his friends become dogs.

That's true. Does this take place in the same universe? I don't think so because he yeah so the dog dog eats a second time

tendons come back and what the fuck's going on with the Jimmy Bones skeleton? Yeah. I'm wondering that. Club night kicks off the guy

who is the one that stole the ring is DJing at club night. Uh huh. Is he DJing with a sweet ring now? That's awesome. Then he sees a sexy lady

gesturing to him and he follows her and then he leads her upstairs. She leads him upstairs in the house club thing that used to be Jimmy Bones' house. His resting place. And then he goes into a room but then he's Jimmy Bones' tomb. But then there's into a room, but then he's...

But then there's no sexy lady there, but instead there's a dog. Wait, the dog was Jimmy? So Jimmy Bones can also be a sexy lady? I guess. So Jimmy Bones, after getting stabbed by the power of five times, ends up being

a dog and a woman. I believe that he's manipulating spirit world Because the skeleton is his body. He's not doing anything skeleton. He's growing back right the dog has his spirit in it But it's also maybe his spirit because someone in the start of the movie tries to shoot the dog and the ball just go Straight through it the dogs for the dogs a ghost. No, but you can pop out the dog. You can pat a ghost You just can't shoot it. Well, they shoot it and the bullets go through it, but it makes like a bullet hole. It just heals straight away. The dog doesn't give a shit.

It's like a hell dog. So the dog can transform into a sexy lady. Maybe. What's the alternative? The sexy lady was like a hallucination-y thing. That the dog made happen. Okay, the dog has power of illusion. Maybe, yeah.

Maybe. Or he's a woman. Man goes into the room. Okay, the dog has power of illusion. Maybe, yeah. Man goes into the room. Fuck, I forget his character's name. Anyway, it doesn't matter. One of four teens goes into the room. DJ Ring. DJ Ring. He's beautiful. Goes into the room and then the dog's waiting for him there. And then he's like, what the fuck? And then the dog starts biting him and attacking him and he runs out of the door and he falls

down the stairs and the dog walks down the stairs and then vomits maggots on him. And then eats him. Well, yeah, it makes sense. He was hungry. He vomited up his previous meal of maggots. He ate a bunch of maggots. He didn't like them.

Like he vomits up a lot of maggots. I think if I ate maggots, I'd also vomit maggots. He vomits just like, it's like seeing a dog projectile vomit maggots is awesome. Anyway, then. Are they the maggots that are in? No. No. Are they the maggots is awesome. Anyway, then... Are they the maggots that are in... No. Are they the maggots that ate Jimmy Bones? There's no reason why

it would be anything. Why is he Bones? He decayed. It's been 22 years. Were you about to say his name is Jimmy Bones? His name is Jimmy Bones. Yeah, but I was like, why is he Bones referring to the skeleton? 20 years, I get it. Is it pristine bones or is it a bit of dried flesh? No, it's was like, why is he bones referring to the skeleton? You're like, I don't know. 20 years. I get it.

Sorry, is it pristine bones or is it a bit of dried flesh? No, it's just like bones. It's bones. Like a skeleton. I'm not a fancy. I almost said skeleton. Yeah, I'm not a fancy doctrine. Yeah. But don't, like, if you're in an airtight room.

You might mummify. You might mummify a little bit. Like, you're not going to be pristine bones, right? Well, if the critters get in there. I guess they're like rats. Rats and cockroaches. Are they just cleaning it completely?

Yeah, maybe. That's what happens to the bones. Yeah, I get that. That wouldn't be... They'd be dirty bones. Yeah. Well, the bones are pretty dirty. Okay.

They're not like... It's not like a skeleton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why am I struggling to say skeleton? It's not like a skeleton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why am I struggling to say skeleton? It's not like a skeleton that you've gone into a medical class and there's just a guy hanging on. I love that guy. I hope they do that to me when I die.

You can request that. That's awesome. You can be a dirty skeleton bones. Okay, students. Clean skeleton, dirty skeleton. Why is this one dirty? He lived a poorer life. Oh.

And then I'm like. Yeah, because you're alive still. I'm alive still. You've also got the Jimmy Bones curse. Yeah. Although, Jimmy Bones, it is worth noting that his skeleton is definitely not alive. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Anyway, it's also magic. Anyway, dog vomits maggots. Great. Fabulous stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dog vomit maggots, then then eats teen and then that brings Jimmy Bones back

well that makes sense because if you've got a little bit of steak you grow like maybe a little bit of brain somewhere that we can't see which is why it's so stinky and then another bit of steak

and then you get tendons but you eat a whole guy that's a lot of meat that's a whole guy that's a guy and for some reason that also causes maggots to rain

at the party I guess that's the Jimmy Bones trick so everyone fucks off is it real maggots? yeah that also causes maggots to rain at the party, I guess. That's the Jimmy Bones trick. So everyone fucks off. Is it real maggots? Yeah, it's real maggots because people accidentally eat some. Okay. Because they're eating pizza and drinking and then you see maggots fall on the stuff.

And they're like, oh, I'm eating maggot pizza. Yeah. And then the house catches fire and then Jimmy Bones walks in front of the fire and everyone's like, who the fuck's that? Anyway, they leave. Then you find out that the dad of the main teen was Jimmy Bones' friend that organized that

meeting for the crack. He wasn't there in that meeting. Was he Johnny Crack? Was he Johnny Bodyguard? Sorry, I think I said that there's... There's Johnny Bones. I think there's...

And Jimmy Bones. And there's Jimmy Wife. So it's actually... Is it Jimmy Bodyguard? So when I said there was three and three, it's actually three, two, and a loose one that's bridging the gap. Okay. Okay, so Crack Bodyguard is actually Jimmy's friend.

So Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack Guy. Crack, Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack guy. Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack. Crack guy and corrupt cop. They're on, they're the way we want to sell crack. They're team crack. Team crack. Pro crack. We got Jimmy, Jimmy wife, Jimmy bodyguard,

and Jimmy's friend who has organized the meeting between them. Anti-crack. Yeah. Well, no, the one who organized the meeting. Organized the meeting crack neutral. Well, wants to be crack positive okay fair enough so I guess he's like

weed positive wants to turn into crack he's like Jimmy these guys have got a great business opportunity and I'm one of your trusted friends

anyway that turns out to be two of the teens dad okay and Pam Greer as you probably guessed from the fact I said

her name in both the early version and the current she's the lady that lives across the road. Anyway, Jimmy Burns is back from the dead to kill the people that stabbed him with the knife. To enact his revenge. Does he attack the other three teens?

Not straight away. Not just like the cop who was like, if you don't do this I will shoot you. So the first Jimmy Burns comes back. You've got some Not just like the cop who was like, if you don't do this, I will shoot you. No, I got to kill. So the first Jimmy Burns comes back. You got some interesting priorities. Jimmy Burns comes back. Yes.

And the spirit world and the living world have now kind of meshed. Jimmy Burns comes back. First thing, he goes and kills his bodyguard, but it's a mercy kill, sort of. So he just floats into the guy's house, basically's a mercy kill, sort of. So he just floats into the guy's house, basically. You never actually see him float, but he just pops up. He appears like a ghost or a demon. He has the same premise as a ghost, where

if you shoot him or you try and stab him or whatever, it just goes straight through. Is the dog still around? No, the dog's gone now. Okay, he was the dog. Yeah. He was tracking the dog, he ate a guy, and now was the dog. Yeah. Yeah. He was tracking the dog. He ate a guy. Now he's back.

Yes. Fabulous. Yeah, dog's gone now. Jimmy Bones is back. Yeah. Does the sexy lady ever come back? Pam Greer gets turned into a- No, no, no, no.

The other sexy lady that lured the DJ. Yeah. No. Okay. That's still undecided what that was. Yeah, we don't know. I don't know. We don't know what that was.

Right. Okay. Then, yeah, so kills his bodyguard, and the bodyguard's like, I was always there for you. I didn't want to stab you. And he's like, what should I have done? He's like, should have tried harder. Yeah.

And then he, like, kills the bodyguard. But he kills him in, like, a relatively nice way. Okay. Then he goes to Crack Guy's house. Yes. Yeah. He also runs into two random people on the street that try and sell him crack. And he kills them in a way where

their entire... You know how when the nuclear bomb went off, how there was shadows of people? Yes. So imagine that, but blood. Somehow he kills them and that happens. Their blood? They've got a shadow of blood

imprinted on the concrete? On the wall've got a shadow of blood imprinted on the concrete? On the wall. They made a silhouette. Like you got like this. Like a silhouette of blood. Like in your graffiti. And it's like. A silhouette of blood.

Like you punch someone so hard that all their blood went out the back. Yes. In the silhouette of blood. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy Bones is powerful. Like, you know, when like, you know, like a Looney Tunes jumps through a wall. Yeah.

And leaves in it. Yeah. That blood. It's like the blood. Yes. Yes. Okay. leaves a blood. It's like blood, yes, yes. Okay. He's powerful and artistic. Yeah. Then he goes to Johnny Crack's house, kills Johnny Crack with a mirror.

A poetic? And then cuts his head off. Right. And then puts his spirit in his head and he's like, why do you cut? So then the guy he's just killed is still yammering even though he's a head. And he's like, Jimmy Bones, why are you taking my head around and why can I still talk? Where's my

body? And he's like, your head's not alive. I've just used it as a vessel for your spirit. We're going to go get the corrupt cop. Why do you do that? To mock him. So Jimmy Bones has some intense powers. He now has control over a spirit realm.

I don't like that. And then he goes to corrupt cop, does the same thing, cuts off his head. Now he's got two alive heads. And then he goes to

bodyguard's head. No, bodyguard's head doesn't get collected. He gave him peace. He sent him to heaven. And then he goes to teen's dad's house who's also the former friend and is like, fuck you. You him to heaven. And then he goes to teen's dad's house, who's also the former friend, and is like, fuck you.

You fucked me over. Why would you do that? And then he doesn't kill him straight away. He kidnaps him. He takes him back to the house, because it turns out there's a portal to hell in the house, basically. Okay.

You know what? I wouldn't have guessed that yeah that's yeah and the how how looks really fucked up because it's basically imagine just a

mesh of bodies in latex basically okay so they're all just like sticking out of the wall whoa that's awesome and like

yeah like Dante's Inferno kind of bullshit yeah and it's really gooey anyway he then puts the two heads into hell and they get sucked

into the wall as well and become all like messed up and having a horrible suffering time. I'm part of a wall now. Yeah. That would be bad.

And then his friend that's still alive he just keeps sticking his head into hell and pulling him out. He waterboards him with hell basically. Okay.

That's awesome. That's awesome. Then Look, he's Krave. Yeah. He's an artist. Hey, that's awesome. That's awesome. Then... He's Krave. Yeah. Hey, that's good stuff. Then he does just put him in hell. The teens come and try and rescue dad,

but they're too late. Yeah. Then Pam Grier's there, and she's like, Jimmy Bones, you're alive. And he's like, you were the only one who was willing to die instead of stab me.

So we got no beef. I thought she did stab him. No, she did stab him, but she was like they were like you either get they had to threaten her with her death they were like

you either stab him or we kill you and she was like kill me and then the crop cop I can't remember if he like grabs her hand anyway basically

Jimmy Bowens was like I know you did stab me but and then he takes her into the spirit realm and then they turn back time to 1979 so they're both young again. So we can...

Wait. It's in the spirit realm this time. Did you... Hang on. So Pam Grier is now wearing the same outfit that she was when we first saw her when Jimmy Bones was killed. Did you say... And the teens have realized that blood is the only connection to the spirit realm. You've got spirit, body, and mind, maybe. I don't know.

Anyway, death kills too, but it didn't kill the spirit because there's still blood. And they realize it's because when he was wrapped up in the dress, there was blood on it. So they've got to destroy the dress. Get rid of the loss of his blood. Jimmy Bones, fuck off back to hell. Okay, when you said turn back time, did you say, like, just they themselves, they become younger?

They don't go back to... They don't go back to the 70s. Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool. No, no, no. They go back to their 1979 versions. They're just doing...

He's illusion powers. Yeah, yeah. He's like Loki, basically. He's like Loki. He's like the illusion powers mixed with hell. Uh, then... Okay.

Yeah, then they're doing a dance and they're like... You then find out that Jimmy Burns is the daughter's dad. Which you figure out at that point by yourself. Yeah, Jimmy Burns got a kid. Jimmy Burns has a kid. Jimmy daughter. It's the teen you meet

at the start. Yeah, with Pam Grier that was like leave those teens alone or whatever. Anyway, the main teen and Jimmy Burns' daughter have become basically boyfriend and girlfriend. Okay.

Anyway, so they're trying to save Pam Grier from Jimmy Burns and Pam, Pam, yeah. That's bad.

Yep, okay. Because yeah, he's in spirit realm. Yeah. So they all go into spirit realm. Okay. It's just you walk through? Yeah,

the house is all fucked up. The house is interesting. That's like the Hellmouth. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just starting. I know this is a real movie, but when you describe it, it's so like someone describing a dream.

Well, the house is also shaped like a skull. Yeah, it started shaped like a skull. Oh, okay. So he lived in a skull house? Yeah, it's still a house, but it's intentionally shaped like a skull. Like, as in... It's, like, narrow at the bottom, and then it's, like, out wide with two holes. But, like, is it like Jimmy Bones...

Imagine a Scooby-Doo house that's shaped like a skull. Yeah, but did Jimmy Bones design it like that? I guess so. Or is it, like, an illusion? Or was it just, like, a happenstance that that was the one... That was the meeting place? When you see it in the 70s Or was it just like a happenstance that that was the one, that was the meeting place? When you see it in the 70s, it looks less like a skull house because of all the extra shit

that's on it. But the structure of the movie only really shows you the 70s on the day that Jimmy Burns dies. Anyway, Jimmy Burns and Pam Grier and Hal, I guess, or Spirit Realm at least. Pam Grier is now young and she's wearing the dress.

Okay. The dress Jimmy Bones could wrap up. Yeah, the blood dress. They're both now dressed in the same clothes that they were wearing the day that Jimmy Bones died. Okay. And then there's a mirror in spirit realm or whatever. And she looks in the mirror and sees herself old still. So she's really old.

She's not really old. She's like. No, like she's. Sorry. She is old. She just looks young. Well, in the movie, presumably she'd be like 50. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So as in, I think Jack's saying like, even though she looks young, she is old. She's actually, she really is old. Not just really old. She looks in the mirror. In real, she's old. She does that classic thing of like looking in the mirror and sees herself young still. And then like later on, Jimmy Bones says something and she looks back in the mirror and she's old.

Anyway, so at that point, she's like, I've got to destroy the dress. And she does a move that wouldn't be my first move if I was wearing a dress that I needed to destroy. Because in Spirit Realm, there's candles everywhere. Okay. She burns herself alive. Yeah. I mean, it's a everywhere. Okay. She burns herself alive. Yeah, okay. I mean, it works. In a way.

You've got to think quick. Because if you start taking off your dress, Jimmy Bones is going to think we're down to five. That may be good because he's attracted. Yeah, that's true. To you, Jimmy Bones is husband Bones. Yeah, okay. No, no, no, strange move.

I would take off. Baffling, baffling stuff. And there's like literally, like imagine like churches in movies how there's just like huge things of like cans. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She probably could have taken off the dresser and just thrown it.

Anyway, she sets herself on fire, immediately fully catches fire. Jimmy Burns embraces her. They're both, both are standing there on fire. Okay, so how you're very fumble in spirit realm. And then the main teen and girlfriend teen have got to escape.

But girlfriend teen's upset because she's currently watching her mom and dad burn to death. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then they're like, we've got to get out of here, otherwise you won't make it. Your mom would never have wanted you to die in spirit realm. And then they go to jump off the ledge of a thing together. But as they jump, she gets pulled backwards.

But then she is there again. She gets pulled backwards and he's like, what happened? And then he walks out the door and she's there again. Anyway, and then things are okay. But then she is Jimmy Bones. Because Jimmy Bones possesses his daughter. Yeah, basically. And then that's the end. And you never know what happens. There's no Jimmy Bones because Jimmy Bones possesses his daughter. Yeah, basically. And then that's the end.

And you never know what happens. There's no Jimmy Bones 2? There's no Jimmy Bones 2. Because would you believe it? When this movie came out, it was crammed critically. Oh, yeah. It was critically panned. Critically crammed.

Critically panned and a box office failure. But then it's become a cult classic because it features heavy use of practical effects and it's fucking crazy. What? I didn't get that. You're kidding me. People are like, actually, Bones rocks. Okay.

So how would you deal with Jimmy Bones, I guess? Okay. So this man, he's a dog and he's also maybe a woman, and he's also maybe illusions. And he has the power to make me a blood silhouette. Yeah, he can make you a blood silhouette, or he can put your spirit in just your head and cut your head off and then put your head in hell. The fact that Jimmy Bones can decide where my spirit goes, I don't think I have much of a chance.

I think he'll put me in a dog. I'm curious of like, wait, what gave Jimmy Bones all this power? Well, I think if you've got 20 years to hang out in the spirit realm. I'm guessing he just happened to be buried in the... He was lucky. He was lucky to be buried in the mouth of hell. So he developed ghost

powers. Yeah. Let's see. Hang on. Because that was all from memory. Let's just... I'll just fire up my little machine. So, okay. This is my first thought. This is sad to say, but it's not hard to kill a dog. And especially this dog wants to eat, so you just give him poisoned meat.

Well, unfortunately, it is hard to kill this dog because they try shooting it. You can't shoot him, but he's eating. Yeah. So if I get a meat. Okay, so you're baiting this dog. For the sake. I'm trying to stop Jimmy Bones. I don't want to bait a dog.

It's not a real dog. It's not a real dog. It's a ghost dog. How about instead of going straight to baiting, what if we just call a pound? Oh, yeah. Call a pound on the dog. That's a good idea. What's that dog going to do?

Someone else's problem. Exactly. I leave. You say, hey, we bought this house. Sick house can turn into a club. There's a dog here. We don't know whose dog it is. It's got red eyes.

We tried to shoot it. Can you say that again? We tried to shoot it. It's got red eyes. But it wouldn't die. You know, you see a dog. We tried to shoot the dog. The dog didn't die so um

so can you send the guy with a big net we might send the police yeah send them too great well cause I'm worried if you send you send pound guys

yeah dog catchers I like pound guys you send some pound guys isn't Jimmy Bones the dog gonna eat them become Jimmy Bones yeah yeah

straight away it's not yeah okay it's not really my problem but yeah it become my problem especially if like well because they pound guys open the door

Jimmy Bones the dog eat them Jimmy Bones comes out of the basement it's like that was fucking quick I did forget a little bit well it's not really I forgot

I just like kind of brushed over it a little too quickly so the blood keeps the spirit alive and Cynthia the teen daughter she got him blood. Blood, yeah.

Anyway, and the reason that the main character, and this is funny, and I think I said it at the start of this, or maybe I said it before the recording started, but I was like, Bones! They pick up a photo of Jimmy Bones and Jimmy Wife, and when Wife realizes that, so this is the second time this happens in the movie. Yeah.

First time you see this photo, Jimmy wife is holding the photo of them both, and Jimmy Burns turns in the photo and looks at her. Whoa. And she's like, fuck! But then when main team picks up the photo at the end of the movie, Jimmy Burns turns to him in photo form and says,

it's a dog eat dog world. And then he looks up at his girlfriend who then smiles and then vomits maggots on him and then it ends. Okay. So he still has the power of maggots even when it's not dog mode. So his powers seem to be move your spirit,

vomit maggots, illusions, controlling portraits like they're in Harry Potter and can open the portal to hell and the spirit world it's in a mirror

no it's in the house but it is also in mirrors yes it does pop up in mirrors they go to look in a mirror so it's mirror world is that like the movie mirrors it's not it's just So it's Mirror World. Okay. Mirror Realm? Is that like the movie Mirrors? It's not dissimilar.

I would love nothing more than to watch it explaining the plot of the movie Mirrors right now. Keep a Sutherland for the next 40 minutes explaining Mirrors. Keep a Sutherland looks in a mirror and it makes people kill themselves? Sutherland has in a mirror and it makes people kill themselves?

Kiefer Sutherland has become a security guard for a haunted department store. That's very Five Nights at Freddy's. That is very Five Nights at Freddy's, but this came out before FNAF, so they sold it for mirrors. And there's ghosts in the mirrors.

It's got something to do with... Is this the one where they have to go and they have to go to the brink of death to go to the mirror realm? Or is that a different film? There could be mirrors too. That's Flatline. Flatline is not the... They gotta die and then it's the ultimate thrill.

In mirrors. And that makes fucked up versions of them? In mirrors. The reason the mirrors have ghosts in them Is at an insane asylum A woman was too haunted Too haunted She was so haunted it made her crazy Or so crazy it made her haunted

And so in the mirrors department store Which must have been an insane asylum at some point They had an apparatus Which she got in that had mirrors all around her. Yeah. Why? And then they spanned her. Who designed this?

And they put the ghosts in the mirrors. And in the end, Kiefer Sutherland goes into the mirrors, and he comes out, and he's like, thank God my mirror's nightmare is over. And then he looks in a mirror and he sees that all the writing is the right way. And he's like, oh, I'm in a mirror. He should never have gone into that mirror. But the mirror does make you like cut off your own head or whatever.

Yeah, the mirror makes you go. That's what's bad about the mirror. It's because the mirror ghost starts possessing him and then it makes his wife cut her face off or something because the

mirrors are evil I gotta watch mirrors to be honest mirrors is like a bad movie I adore it's so funny

I think the department store is legitimately spooky brother you gotta check out Bones I must and also I found out, so you know how we were like,

oh, he's like a weird star or whatever. He's a numbers runner. Oh, okay. So, illegal lottery. Right, well, that's why he makes the line about lottery tickets. Yes, exactly. You can't win.

Okay, so, how do I stop him putting my soul in a dog? Well, I think, wait, huh? How do we stop? Because he's got the power of removing, like, my soul and putting it into anything. I say, hey, Bones, I've had enough of you. He goes, yoink. Whoop. I go, who, huh? How do we stop? Because he's got the power of removing my soul and putting it into anything. I say, hey, Bones, I've had enough of you. He goes, yoink, whoop.

I go, whoop, whoop. He stabs me in my heart. I'm like, oh, no. He's like, don't worry. I have this dog. Whoop. And chucks my soul in the dog. And now I'm like, whoop, whoop.

He injects the dog's soul, because whatever, that can just go loose. I go in the dog. A dog could probably fart out its own soul and no one would even notice. What do you mean by that? Well, because souls are a gas in my brain, obviously. Right. Sure, totally. So, like, and if you just, like,

I imagine, like, if you're throwing a man's soul into a dog. Oh, right, the dog soul gets... I thought you just meant, like, you could be watching a dog in the park and it just does a particularly long fart and it just collapses. Fucking... I don't know.

You're at the dog park. You're watching all these pooches running around. You see a fucking labyrinth. It just stops. That's like a high-pitched, long fight. Wow, hi, hun. Look at that fucking dog.

That dog's still going. Like it's a puppet with its Wow, hi hun, look at that fucking dog. That dog's gone for so long. Like it's a puppet with its strings cut, it just collapses. I don't know what I mean. I think that dog accidentally farted its own soul out. I just, I'm not, did that, was it sick? What the hell? Fuck.

And then its soul is just loose in the park, too. Honey, I think I just witnessed the first ever case of a dog putting itself down. You know when dogs, like when people, when they die, the gas escapes their body? Can that happen before you're dead? Can you do that accidentally? Is there like a finite amount of gas that you need to keep? Can I fart so much that I fart out all my life gas? That dog farted a lot of gas. It took like a full minute.

It didn't seem to be reacting. Like it didn't even know. It's just the dog. No expression. Me. Meh. I think that dog farted its entire soul out of its arsehole. Well it's funny because when I think about a dog farting its soul out, in my head it

wasn't dying, it was just like, oh that's a soulless dog now. Like it does that, you see this strange wispy something leave its arse, and then it just runs off. That dog's gonna commit some crime. You see the wispy whatever flying up to what what heaven takes the shape of the dog's face? Maybe gives you a wink and then flits away. That's a soulless dog! That dog's got no soul!

That dog's gonna commit so many atrocities. How can I look at dogs and figure out which ones have souls and which ones don't? Absolutely. You know the dog they send to like a retirement home because it can sniff out cancer? Yeah. You should do that for dogs. Yeah. You know the dog they sent to like a retirement home because it can sniff out cancer? Yeah. You should do that for dogs. Yeah. Soulless dog. No soul.

No soul. Two souls. Frighten his power instead of seeing like the countdown of numbers. Just like seeing dogs with no soul

walking around. What are you going to do? You come and you see your dog got no soul. I'm like, what am I meant

to do with that information? Just so you know, dog's not going to heaven. Well, why is it already going to heaven?

Well, part of it, I guess. Not the meat. Could have gone to hell. I mean. What? Could be in heaven. Could have gone to hell. I don't know what else to tell you.

The soul could have gone to hell. That's a possibility. I don't know anything about your dog except that it's got no soul. I guess you didn't see it. No, I can just sense it. You didn't see the soul move, like leave its body at the moment in time. I can just tell your dog's got no soul. You just don't know where the dog's soul went.

You're just not allowing, you are allowing for the possibility it went to hell. Yeah, I don't know. Your dog could have lived a sinful life. I understand this, I guess, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Your dog could have lived a sinful life. I understand this, I guess. Okay. Yeah, I wonder at what point. Yeah, I didn't notice when my dog's soul left it. Oh, wait, maybe that really long farted, dude.

Hang on a sec. Maybe that was it farting its soul out. Okay. The funny thing with Jimmy Bones, and I guess the way that I deal with it, is like, okay, because I guess the way that I deal with it, is like, okay, because I guess you want to opt in straight away. The way to opt in is you just leave.

Don't move into the house that's got a dead body in the basement and a random dog. But then if it gets to the point where Jimmy Bones is back, he's enacted, he does revenge by the end of the film, but now he needs revenge with the main character, whose name I believe is Patrick because he convinced wife to die he was part of the plan so now Jimmy Burns' daughter is trying to kill Jimmy Burns'

daughter's boyfriend because she's possessed by the spirit of Jimmy Burns because Jimmy Burns now has another person to get revenge against but if he didn't step in and he just left yeah so the boyfriend, that's all the relationship there is that he is son of. He is. He.

So the main teen. Yes. Is son of Jimmy's friend that betrayed him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he is dating Jimmy's daughter. The crime in Jimmy's eyes, the crime of this boy is the sins of the father. I think the crime of this boy is that he tried to kill Jimmy. Like send Jimmy back to hell.

Because he was killing everybody. But Jimmy believes what he's doing is justified. Righteous. What if I disrupted the bones? What if the moment I opened the door to the basement I was like, hey, check this out. Well, someone does disrupt the bones. Like a motorboating. Yeah, that is awesome. Motorboating is so funny. Motorboating's

wonderful. And it is, you know, I like that we named it after the sound. That's great. I mean, who's having fun? I mean, I'm having fun in this situation. I think everyone's having fun. Are you imagining that maybe being motorboated is not as fun as motorboating? Yeah. What about if somebody, obviously, maybe we don't have breasts big enough to motorboat.

What if somebody motorboated your ass cheeks? Would that be fun? I don't think I'd like that. I'd be scared of how the air is going into me. Like I get an embolism inside, up, ass up. So in the beautiful film Short Bus, there is a wonderful scene. It's good to bring back Short Bus. I reckon that that got brought up early in Plumbing the Death Star history a couple of times and then never again

for ten years. Huh. Now it's back. That's the movie where he sucks off his own dick, yeah? Opening scene. That's awesome. It comes on his face. Great. So there's also another scene where they're having a wonderful threesome. Yeah, wonderful. And there's a lovely rendition of the Star Spangled Banner but they're, you know,

the guy is doing it into another man's asshole as he's eating him out. I'm guessing in that situation, while you're also doing that, singing the Star Spangled Banner, eating out the man's asshole, and then you could do a little bit of murder mode. I think I would be legitimately scared that

an air bubble would go up me. But they're like, someone's murder burning your ass and then just goes... Yeah, I don't want my ass to be blown in. You just do a fart. It's the same as a queef. I don't know, it might make me sick. It's the same as a queef. This is weirdly a plot point

in the Chuck Palahniuk novel Lullaby. Whoa! Man, stuff's coming. References come a thick of farce in this episode. Chuck Palahniuk? You're a guy! My guy, man. Stuff's coming. References are coming thick and fast in this episode. Chuck Palahniuk. Fire Club. Fire Club. Your guy.

My guy, dude. Yeah, yeah. Where are PopCulture PopCulture? Yes, baby. This is all PopCulture. So if you were born after 1995, not a single reference so far has landed. You might know who Snoop Dogg is. Okay.

Snoop Dogg, yeah. Okay. So how do you stop Jimmy Bones? Okay I guess the first thing is And I find it dead body I'm not being like Well, we have this cool party we're doing I'm like, I don't want to be in this house

Yeah, that's true I don't think the idea of hosting a club night in a house That has an obvious murder victim is a good idea I think that's going to bite us in the arse, yeah Well, thankfully we actually live in fantasy realm, so I can call up Officer Respectable. That's true. I would not call up him.

He brought Inspector Rax. He did. That's an actor, not a... He was touching the bones. He thought the knife was an axe. Maybe he can't tell the difference. At this point, yeah, I think I would call the authorities and be like, there's bones in body of house, i.e. the basement.

Hello, police? There's bones in my body. I mean, there's bones in the body of the house. I mean, you know how the basement is the body of the house? I'm doubling down. Sir, police are on their way to shoot you on sight. Damn it! Fuck!

You standoffish and respectable. I pull out a banana. Fuck! I ate my gun for lunch! I peeled it on the bus. Fuck! My banana tastes like bullets. I'm trying to eat my banana.

I love potassium. I think going to eat my banana. I love potassium. I think I fucked up my head. I've had such a headache. Oh, for so respectable, you know there's a hole the size of my fist in the back of your head. Sorry, chief. Truly a comedy of errors. Wow. So, look, Jimmy Bones, he's an illusion magic man. So I feel the only way to defeat him is by ourselves becoming or getting our own illusion man.

So I'm going to try and get superstar magician David Copperfield. Whoa, great idea. To try and help us using nothing but smoke and mirrors if he can make the statue of liberty disappear he can make Jimmy Bones disappear saying smoke just reminded

me when he kills the corrupt cop because the corrupt cop is the one that's like Jimmy smoke up he's like hey officer you told me to smoke up how about you smoke up then he gives him crack but then he puts his hand over his mouth and he moves his hand away

and his mouth's gone so he's got crack smoke stuck in his head so he can take my facial features yeah okay

well I guess that comes down to all Russian magic yeah alright no but that really happened yeah okay so David

Copperfield's got no face he turns and he looks at you and obviously he has no expression you know he's pissed off sorry sorry David sorry man looking at just a blank face

and knowing they're angry with you is so funny sorry dude ok ok how about I'll pivot then what about ok we know

that Jimmy Jimmy Bones, he hates crack. So what would happen if I just blew a lot of crack smoke at his bones? I think he would be so furious. You would have no face. You'd be a dog with no face. Dog with no face. What if we try to get the dog high?

Okay. I think you probably get mauled. Yeah. Because... What about... Okay. Hey, whoa. He loves the neighborhood, but he hates those five people that betrayed him.

So what if I kill those five people who betrayed him first? Yeah. I just get a big hammer. I say, we find the bones of the baby. You're going to have to take out a rich man, a cop, a drunk that's a bodyguard, a wife, and the mother of a child. Okay. And who's the...

Oh, yeah. Maybe your mother, depending who we are at this point in time. Yeah, right. And like a club owner who is very rich. Two rich guys. Yeah. One's like business rich And one's like shady rich Okay

I say hey I'm here to deliver A hammer you ordered I didn't order a hammer Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk Do you reckon that will work Five times in a row I think it will Yeah yeah yeah

Yes I think it will And the problem here is Hammer delivery Yes Is um You need There's a lot of knowledge That you just don't have

Oh No that's actually Yes yes There is a lot of knowledge You don't have But Jackson You know how you have to sign For a parcel Oh yeah You say hey Parcel delivery knowledge that you don't have. No, that's actually, yes, yes, there is a lot of knowledge you don't have, but Jackson, you know how you have to sign for a parcel. You say, hey, parcel delivery,

can you just sign this? And then they look down which exposes their beautiful skull. And then they come back and they say, Jimmy Bones, your work's done. They throw the hammer into his bones? Fuck yeah. The skull's smashing.

But if the blood is what connects the throw the hammer into his bones? Fuck yeah. It's the skull smashing. Fuck! But if the blood is what connects the victims or the people to the world, haven't you just created five Jimmy Boneses? Well,

yes. Yeah, murder doesn't seem like the answer because if you piss off a spirit, it seems like it could come back. But Jimmy Bones is the only person that comes back.

I just don't bury any of them in the... As long as you don't get the bloody hammer thrown into the house. Oh, that guy, DJ Ring, he got presumably a lot of blood around the house. Yeah, he got fucking full on eaten by a dog. And that's not exactly the cleanest way to go. And then it rained maggots. Don't know what that's about. But it was awesome to see.

He's got maggot powers. I. He's got maggot powers. I think he's got maggot powers. He got those two guys just killed in the street. They're the only two random people that die in the movie. Well, they were smoking crack. Trust the DJ ring.

I mean, he got golf. I mean, he sold a ring. Yeah. The dirt don't need their things. Grave robbing is ethical. Yes. Jimmy Burns says the same thing to the kid when he takes.

He's like, guess you won't be needing this anymore. And then takes the ring back because he's got to eat it by a dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, maybe you can't kill Jimmy Burns. No. Why did dogs hate? You'd have to burn the cloth without knowing that that is the thing,

but then also kill his daughter. Yeah. So the problem is, again, you go to the club. So you go to the place, it's not a club yet, you go, you open, you know,

you accidentally feed a dog once because you're like, this dog, I've tried shooting it, I'm going to feed it. Yeah, makes sense. You then go and you see some bones.

Yeah. At that point, you're like, shit went down. Yeah. At that point, maybe, you know,

you then call some authorities or maybe even you do your own little research of like, was there like a missing person or whatever? Or like, is a ring that looks whatever? I don't know. Hard to do. The thing is I wouldn't do is wouldn't steal the ring.

No. Nor would I still host a party. Because again, like I understand there's a lot of stuff here you don't know. So how do you defeat something you don't really know much about? Because you've got to do a little bit of research. You've got to do some library time. You've got to do a little bit of like library time. You've got to talk to some people around.

Excuse me, sir. How do I kill a spirit? You've got to talk to Pam Grier, who's like, don't go away. Leave that dog alone. That's a great point. Pam Grier says, don't feed that dog. I'll be like, why?

Well, instead the teens say, well, took all your medicine at once today, huh? Those teens are dicks. Yeah. So I feel maybe- But also if I say why, what's she going to be be like That's my husband Well she doesn't know that

At that point She's just She's like That's an evil dog Well does have red Feckle Nah looks like she has Taken a meds

Yeah okay Alright Maybe Um I Okay Okay Red eyes

Fair enough What if we just burn the house down Why would you do this Cause I It's an insurance scam Okay We're doing it it's an insurance scam. Okay. We're doing it for insurance. Yeah, insurance scam.

Once burned down the house. Okay, I buy a derelict run-down house. Jackson, all right, the house is burnt down, so when's the money coming? Well, you insured it for arson, right? I don't know what that means. I don't know what the insurance is. Do I have to go to a guy? Yeah, you know when you buy, so when you get a property, you need, so you pay.

I actually didn't even get this property. It's just like no one was living here. Well, then it's. Yeah, so we bought it. You bought it, right? Wasn't it just like squatter's rights? I don't think you get squatter's rights to burn down a building. I don't think you can get insurance from squatter's rights.

I didn't get the insurance. Well, evidently. So the insurance scam is step one arson. The end of list. Step one is buy the place.

Right. Step two is insure it for whatever it's worth. What can we do now? Well, it's already burnt down. Well,

you can insure it for a block of land now, I guess. I mean, there is like, you know, I mean,

do you own it? No, I don't know. So then why would, I guess, well, to be honest, we're kind of like, oh, he just did have a cool time and burnt down a place. Yeah. Okay. And then Jimmy Bones is gone. Or he rises from the ground. Because he's in the basement. Because he can't,

like, he leaves the house. That's the thing. It's not like, but yeah, he catches on fire, but that's in the spirit realm. So you've got to burn the dress in real. But he catches fire. We don't see him die when he's on fire. What about this? Because they leave the room.

And I think the assumption is meant to be the dress is on fire, so he can catch fire. But Cynthia's alive, which is her name. I remember some names from the movie, but not all of them. Fuck this club idea. What we're going to do is we're going to gonna knock down bulldoze the house and we're gonna build apartments nice or a house

units whatever the fuck you need right we're also gonna take so many shortcuts doesn't matter

we know some shady business contract building contractors whatever they're gonna really skimp

on the wiring we're gonna do real bad jobs in like electrical plumbing everything and we do this anyway. This is just our business.

Yeah, this is just how we run things. Plumbing the Death Star shit building. Yeah, if you need a house for potentially an insurance scam, we're your guys. Want a house that'll kill you? We'll build this. Are you a slumlord that does not care? Well, here we go. Does the weight of a human life bear no bearing on your soul?

We'll build your house. We'll build your house. So we get one terrible construction. And then we just let some people move in. And then time will take its course. And an eventual electrical fire will happen.

And it'll burn down. Hopefully the dress will burn down. Hopefully it doesn't kill our tenants in the process. Well, if it does, it'll be burnt down. Creating more angry spirits. It'll be burnt. Oh, that's true. No blood. Also, if there is angry tenants...

Fair enough. We're out of the game already. We sold those houses. Yeah, it's not our problem. The paperwork leads back to a shell company. That's not us. Yeah. Becoming landlords is the solution to our problem today.

I think you just demolish the house and you pave over it. Oh, no. Fuck. If you pave over it, then that's concrete. Yeah. I feel that's going to be hard to burn through. What about if you two stab me? Okay.

Yeah. And then I come back and I fight him in the spirit world. And then what? Spirit battle. Well, I fight him. I kill him with my spirit power. And then? Well, I'm dead.

But that's okay. I'll go to heaven. He's lived a good life. You've lived a good life? Well, hopefully God will give me a pass because I got stabbed by my best friends. That's lived a good life. You've lived a good life? Hopefully God will give me a pass because I got stabbed by my best friends. That's true. Although, if you have control of the souls and where they go, well, if there's

clearly a portal to hell, maybe there's a portal over somewhere. That's true, I'll find it. So we've just got to find, I don't know, the house that's shaped like an angel face. We've got to find the portal to heaven, and then we don't need to worry about Jimmy Bones, we just simply go into it. Oh, yeah. And that's nice. I kill you too because I've

become confused in the time it's taken us to find the portal to heaven. And then we go to heaven together. Those motherfuckers killed me. Then we all go to heaven and it's awesome. I feel, yeah, you need like a spirit on it. Yeah, we need a spirit on our side to fight this spirit. Yeah.

Because as humans, we're nothing. We've got nothing. Jimmy Bones is all powerful. All maggots and illusions. And sometimes all dog. And sometimes all dog. And then we get to go to heaven at the end, which is important. But I hope that heaven doesn't look like Jackson's heaven.

Because that's just holes. Yes. That's a pretty good heaven. That's not so bad. I'd be there. Yeah, look, I like holes, but I think I need the cheek with it. Well, the cheek's great. I mean, it's my heaven, so there'll be some cheek.

That's all right, then. Yeah, nice. You're welcome. Yeah, yeah. It's just crazy that you can, I don't know, have illusion magic of summoning, or maybe not illusion magic, but like summoning a sexy lady to lure a DJ ring. Yeah. You can summon maggots.

Does a maggot only happen when he eats a guy? No, he spews. As in like raining maggots? Yeah, so he spews maggots on the guy before he eats him. It's just like a fuck you kind of spooky thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then after that, it starts raining maggots in the party. Okay, okay, okay.

I'm just wondering if the maggots. And then Cynthia throws up maggots at the end. Yeah, if it's to do with eating meat. Like where does the power. Because like he's clearly powerless until someone feeds a dog. Yeah. So there's at least some containment there. Yeah. No, I think we need a ghost in our side.

Because I don't know how to trap him again into a dog. You two have to stab me twice. Yeah, we stab you twice. Both holding an axe. We stab you with an axe in that place. Then we throw you next to Jimmy Bones. And then I come back

as a dog. Yeah, we feed that dog. Do you have to decay? I don't know. In 20 years. In 20 years, we'll feed that dog you come back as.

Okay. And then you come back to life. Then Jimmy Bones does the same. Yeah. But Jimmy Bones already came back. Yeah. But Jimmy Bones already came back 20 years ago.

We were late. It really sucks when you have a problem that is fixed by 20 years of a scheme. We need something quick and fast.

Kill me 20 at the same time. No, no, no. We kill you. We kill you in 1979. No, we kill you. Stab you. Yes.

Chuck your body down there. We get them flesh 1979. No, we kill you. Stab you. Yes. Chuck your body down there. We get them flesh-eating bones, those bugs. All right, nice, nice. Whatever. We need to contain this. Yeah, yeah. We've unleashed flesh-eating bacteria. Oh, no.

They're just bugs. But bugs can be loose. I just cannot stress that we really need to ensure. That is true, yes. That we put them in a glass box or whatever. It'd be kind of cool to watch. Yes, absolutely. They eat you, then your bones.

Now hopefully we're like, now it works. Then we're just whispering to your skeleton, summon the dog. Come back as dog. I died and I was like, would you like to come to heaven, Jackson? Yeah! We're sitting there, this bug's eating this whole damn body. I're sitting there. This bug's eating

this whole damn body. Come sit in there with a fucking thick of chum. He'll be back soon. Jackson's coming back. Jackson's coming back. Hitting the thing

with the fork. Jack! Any second now a dog will arrive that will be Jackson. We'll know it's him. Jack! And this fucking

black dog with red eyes. Jack? Were you Jack or were you Jimmy Bones? Just vomits maggots and eats us. Jimmy Bones comes back. Movie happens still. Jackson's motorboating an ass in heaven. Yeah!

I'm concerned about it when it was happening to me, but doing it to someone else is awesome. You can't get an embolism in heaven. That's true. That's something you can all just take awayolism in heaven. That's true. That's something you can all just take away from today's episode. Yeah, absolutely.

Well, on that note, I've been Joel. I've been Jackson. I've also been Joel. Sometimes we watch movies that everyone's seen and sometimes we haven't. We don't.

Yeah, anyway, check out the 2001 movie Bones starring Snoop Dogg and Pam Grier. I bought it on DVD for $1. I'm sure you can find it somewhere too. Goodbye. See ya.

I don't have a drink. You want this one? No, I'm okay. If you want a drink, just get one. No, it's fine. You can take this. I can go drinkless with today. No, I don't need a drink.

You seemed like you didn't have a drink. I was being nice. Imagine if I had three drinks. You could have had one of those drinks. But no, you yell at me all the time for having too many drinks. You wouldn't give me. If you had three drinks, I would not be allowed. I'd get a fourth.

I just opened it. You can have it. No, it's fine. You want your drink. I'm fine. Okay. I'll have the drink. Thank you.

You're welcome. Watch him not drink it and then leave it half full in the studio and then you have to clean it up later. I'll drink it. You'll drink it. The amount of times I find half-drunk drinks lying around the studio and they're always you because you open cans differently to everyone else. What do I – what?

He doesn't pull the tab the whole way back. So he just cracks it and kind of leaves it like that. Interesting. So you can see the fold. That's so interesting. I didn't know I did that. Yeah, it's because you're in a hurry to drink. Then I don't drink.

Yeah, because you go, and then you put it down. Drink's done. I need a half drink, I suppose. Yeah, like the ones you get in airplanes? Yeah, like a half. You know you can get a half bread now? I don't think that's a now. They're cutting loaves in half now.

Like it's from, well, yeah, he's going to make us laugh. But like if you go to like, say, Woolies. Safeways, got them now. That's also still called Safeways, okay. Yeah, me too. I'd go, yeah. Wow.