Plumbing the Death Star - How Would You Use a Multiverse for Personal Profit of Financial Gain?

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

Oh no da boys have done it again, tripped over with their pants around their ankles and fallen through the portal that goes to every universe. They also did a little fart when they fell. We look at the pros and cons of Scott Bakulaing v Jerry O’Connelling and when dealt with infinite possibilities the answer is always yes. And no. Zammit uses the multiverse to go to the beach, take ambien and fall into a deep depression, JD wins the lottery and stands with her (in holy matrimony) and Jackson lives in constant fear of being the only Jackson with hair. So let’s all have a quick stop into porno-realm before going on to Oneing ourselves and end our multiverse sojourn by ruining a horses day.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Personal profit, financial gain. Personal profit is the same as personal gain. And financial gain is the same as financial profit. So it works. It makes sense. That was what we wrote down. That's the question. Exactly.

What we expected to hear you say. Question, I guess, with this. So we, as we are. Trying's the question. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What we expected to hear you say. Question, I guess, with this. So we, as we are- Trying to make money off- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a good time. Have a good time. We've got the multiverse in front of me.

So if I was to access a multiverse, is it like, what am I seeing? Is it like, just like, oh, there's like, say, is a Spider-Man over there? Is it like me as a Spider-Man over there? Is it me as more successful over there? So it's like infinite possibilities. How much is a similar? Because I was thinking this the other day when I was reading, I think it was one of my little stories.

Yeah, yeah. Dune? Dune's a big story, dude. A big bloody story. Most of it is just like thoughts. Anyway. How, why he become worm hmm is that a thought he has

no that's a thought I have how he become worm oh he become worm that way I guess there would be a multiverse where I become worm yes

yes absolutely I guess in the infinite multiverse there is a so there would be a universe where that version of me was the god emperor who became a worm that was reading a story about the alternate version of me but as a podcaster. Multiverse is dangerous because if there's an infinite number of possibilities.

The answer to everything is yes. Well, that means there's a possibility – I was going to be like that means the moment I have access to the multiverse, there's a multiverse where Jackson had access to the multiverse and comes into my universe and shoots me in the head. Yeah, 100%. But there's also another multiverse where he doesn't shoot in the head. So I was reading... And a quick Jackson also comes into the multiverse and catches the bullet. Yeah. Eats it.

Eats it. I hope he makes that noise too. I liked that noise. Yeah, I was reading, I think it was like the Ultimate Alliance, whatever it's called. Yeah. Where they bring him back to the ultimate universe in X-Men. No, sorry, in Marvel.

That's good to bring it back. Yeah, it is good. The maker, who was the Reed Richards of that universe, he asshole. Most Reeds are. Scumbag Reed. Yeah. And so he uses his little time alternate reality machine. And he goes back and looks at all the times where like shit happened

and went down and he stops it from happening so like a spider about to bite a Peter Parker is like no it ain't okay you know a gamma bomb meant to come off

and like no it ain't right right and so it's like because it's not just alternate universe in that point of like oh things are different it's like timelines are different

yeah so you can kind of jump you know at this point in time oh it's different because it's happening you know different like in The Flash. Yeah,

okay. A movie that a lot of people saw. Yeah, it's a cultural touchstone. But Getty Theory, where it's just like something's happened earlier, something's happened later,

whatever. But by and large, a lot of things stay the same. Yeah. So, in that kind of situation, you're like- Was that the message?

Yeah. That most things stay the same? Well, some things stay the same. It just happens either like, you know, very parallel to each other, but little things are differently,

or some things happen earlier than later, but basically it's just a big mess of spaghetti. And it depends on what your multiverse is like too, because if there's a finite number of extra universes, so like with the maker going back and being like, ah, no Spider-Man, but if it's a normal multiverse, then there is. That's just the one Spider-Man.

And there's no alternate timelines, really. There's just other universes where that thing happened or didn't. Yeah, because if it's infinite, even basic things like, are you alive or dead in this timeline? The answer is yes. That is a pretty basic thing. Yes. Yeah.

Ish. Yeah, because if it's infinite, that means you're alive in an infinite amount and dead in an infinite amount. Because infinite isn't an actual number. Yeah, that's true. No, I mean, yeah. In a way, all numbers are concepts. No.

Math is a concept, Jackson. I would say one is real. Why? Prove it. If I've got one apple and you've got one apple, and then I give you my apple, how many apples do I have? We're not inventing

the new math on this podcast. There's a thing like zero being, there's like pages in it. Oh, I know. What I was thinking of is how.99999999 is one. Oh, it's the same as one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That is true. And it's like, but it's not, but it is. But it is. But it is. Yeah, because.999 recurring, is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah, it is one. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 a whole thing but it's 0.9 it's actually 0.99 a third of a thing is 0.33 recurring so I was thinking when it comes to say the Marvel Universe

it's fucked up when a calculator fucks up recurring and there's a 4 at the end there 0.33333333334 calculator are you sure

have a think and then with 60 like with it's like 6666667 yeah rounding up yeah which means you get the 1 actually you get a 1.1 With 60, it's like 6666667. Yeah. Because it's rounding up.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which means that you get the 1. Actually, you get a 1.1. 1.01? 1.01. Anyway, go on, go on, go on. So it's like the Marvel Universe and those kind of things as well, and like DC as well.

Usually it's the same person. Usually it's like, oh, this universe will have a Peter Parker that gets bitten by a spider, right? And so it's just kind of like, oh, I could use, you know, having that knowledge, like the. Usually it's like, oh, this, this universe will have a Peter Parker that gets bitten by a spider. Right. And so it's just kind of like, oh, I could use, you know, having that knowledge,

like the base knowledge of like, what are the things that always stay the same? And then you can kind of either prevent that or utilize that just like, cause the maker has been like, right, I'm going to, I'm going to stop that. Yeah.

And what I find like, so you can really use a lot of that just for your own knowledge to be like, well, sweet. I can then start making some moves. Cause if you're like, well, there's this guy, he's always Spider-Man, and if I go to these universes, and oh, he's

not Spider-Man yet, therefore he's actually like, oh, he's only like a teen there, so it has to happen between this time and this time. With enough multiverse you could kind of really hone in and figure out which spider gets, like when he gets bit by that spider and what happens. Are you going to try and become Spider-Man? Well, maybe, why not? It seems kind of fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, that's a very valid use of a to try and become Spider-Man? Well, maybe. Why not? It seems kind of fun. Yeah, yeah. Hey, that's a very

valid use of a multiverse to be Spider-Man. But also, I mean, you'll also then have to find the multiverse where you being bitten by a spider works. Yeah, exactly. But also, there would be a universe where I am currently Spider-Man. Yeah. There's an infinite universe. But then how, because

I guess, before we all, our brains start leaking out of our ears and we start falling up and screaming yeah can uh my question before yeah well i was gonna say the best way to look at it will be like you now open open a multiverse so you can't just like go to like you can't yes my question is am i observing Or can I go into You can go in You can go in Okay okay okay That's more dangerous

Yeah but that's okay But you're not jumping Into bodies You are Yeah yeah yeah So it's not like I want to be Spiderman I'll just go to the

Multiverse where I'm Spiderman I'm not Scott Bakula No you're not We're not Quantum Leaping No Thank you No we're just We're not Scott Bakularing

Yeah Scott Bakulum Yeah we're not Yeah yeah yeah We're not Scott Bakbaculum Yeah, we're not Scott-baculing We're Slidering Gary O'Connell-ing? Yeah, yeah, yeah So what, because like, okay, you can find a universe where you're Spider-Man How does that help this universe?

I guess, personally, I would be like Where can Ultimately, I'd probably Once again, just go to a beach Okay, alright, finding a universe where go to a beach. Okay, all right. Finding a universe where there is a beach. The beach is extra good. Yeah.

Yeah. What if I could go to a universe where they're just like, I don't know, there's a pill or something I can take and all my pain goes away. The beach pill. Oh, right. And then I get to lay in a hammock for a bit. Okay. So you want to take Ambien hammock for a bit. Okay.

So you want to take Ambien and go to the beach? Yes. Yes. You could do that there. I know. Why not? That's what I want to know. I don't know, dude. Those are the hard-hitting questions we should be asking.

Where's my Ambien and why not on the beach? I don't know, dude. You're in the studio with us. Using a multiverse to do something you could do right now is good. Yeah. Well, I was thinking, what about I could get access to a lot of multiverse drugs? Oh, okay. And go out in a blaze of glory.

Oh, okay. End your life with the multiverse. That just seems like a byproduct. That's not funny to me. Like infinite possibilities? Yeah. Time to die. I'm done.

I have no impulse control. Yeah, okay. Fair enough, fair enough. If I have access to a multiverse, oh no. Yeah, I guess that's a real... It's heroin that you won't get addicted to when you'll die. It'll just give you a good euphoric feeling. Well, but if...

But then you'll get addicted to it and die. I'll find a way. So you're now taking heroin at the beach. Multiverse heroin. Heroin at the beach. Romantic. Yeah. I like it as well because...

Just list out, sleep on your side, you'd be all good. See you, crap. Actually, I'd probably try and find a multiverse where they've sort of done the matrix. Where I can just sort of plug myself into. Why do you keep... Okay, so you've got the multiverse.

Infinite possibilities. But don't you keep trying to go somewhere where you are starting like starting again somehow oh it's like because like you're like i want i have a machine that'll dream for you i'm like oh baby put me in it's dreaming hard for you oh it just seems like maybe the machine might put me in a better place you know you you're using the multiverse to go to sleep yeah yeah like surely you could go to a universe where it feels like being on heroin all the time, but you're fine.

Yeah. Because there's infinite possibilities. I'm worried about our friend's imagination. I'm worried that if we didn't get that information into him beforehand. He went to the first universe that had heroin. He went to the first universe that had a big bed. He actually didn't even leave our universe. He realized that this universe hasn't.

I guess I'd go to a universe that would have something where it's, again, like a little pill or whatever. They're like, hey, eat this. Look at my abs now. And you eat this. You're like, oh, you're living forever or maybe not forever. That seems too much. Okay.

Go to the pill universe. Go to the pill universe. Get pilled. So, okay, let's say you've got the multiverse before you. You've cycled through it. You're minority reporting, and you pick pill-verse. Now, in pill-verse, there is a pill for anything. Yes.

What do you want? Abs is what you've picked already. That's great. Abs and bed, by the sounds of it. The question, though, is, like, but then if there's a pill for abs and bed, I mean, like. There's already a pill for abs in bed, I mean like... There's already a pill for bed. But there's already a pill for bed.

It's called sleeping. It's called bed. And there's kind of a pill for abs. It's called steroids. Yeah. But I guess these pills have no negative side effects. Yeah.

I'm also like, but if I do that, I'm like, but then everyone in that universe is doing it. So it's just like... But then you just come back to this universe.

Yeah. What do you mean? It's like everything seems meaningless now. Well, I think I'd fall into a deep depression. Okay. Okay. Well, that's not personal gain or financial profit. Heroin will do that to you.

I was hoping it would do the opposite. Well, for a bit. Yeah. So, okay. Could I find a version of me? Yeah. Who's very wealthy Yes

And is doing great Yeah Get a brick Yeah of course You could kill Rich you But I don't know why You just need the pill

That made you rich And then just Become him Yeah It just feels like cheating Yeah Taking a pill Murder isn't cheating

Go to a universe Where it rains gold And then collect Some in a sack Come back to your universe Yeah I just gold and then collect some in a sack, come back to your universe. I don't know, I found it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I don't know, I feel like once I do that, it just feels like everything becomes meaningless. Oh, I got gold. And then you spend it on stuff. Maybe you can only use the multiverse so that you don't kill yourself in this situation. Why don't you... Fair, fair, fair. Why don't we say you've got access to the multiverse for 24 hours?

Oh, okay. Okay, knowledge then. Knowledge? All right. Not time travel multiverse. Yeah. Yeah, well, multiverse could be also a bit of... No, not a bit of time travel, but like it happens at different times.

It's an infinite possibility. You could travel back to a universe or to a universe where... Currently it's 1990. Yeah. Oh, the 1990 universe. Wait, why did I go back? Fuck. It to a universe where currently it's 1990. Yeah, the 1990 you Sure it's like 2003. Yeah, damn it. Well, you you know about puddle of mud Then I come back here it's not in the 90s. Everyone's like, why did you start a Puddle of Mud cover band? Also, you start Puddle of Mud in 1990.

That's before Nevermind. So you're making a post-grunge album before grunge explodes. So it's probably not making any money or any cultural impact. I was going to say, okay, what about if I, yeah, rather than go in the 90s, you go forward. Okay. Let's see, maybe like say 2030s.

Okay. Get a demo disc of like a tape or whatever, whoever the fuck is popular then and then bring that back. As someone that listens- Ruin some music. Well, yeah, as someone that listens

to a lot of music, I think if you did do that, nothing would happen. Yeah. Because I think that- Can I steal people? Yeah, you can do anything. You can do it.

You got a sack, you got a dream, you're fine. Back to the Future, I think that... Can I steal people? You can try. You can do anything. You got a sack, you got a dream, you're fine. Back to the Future, I think, has tricked you. Yeah. Because if you just put a band from the future on a stage, the crowd will react in the same way that if you put a band... I mean, if one of the guys has like a... It's more of Bill and Ted's tricking me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're not the greatest band in the universe. I'm not, I'm me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, could I kidnap a scientist and like you fix this problem but then there'll be a universe what problem

global warming okay or like the systemic problems of society can one scientist where are you getting the scientist from science realm

science realm I guess clever zone go to the science realm in the clever zone oh actually yeah if I could find

Clever Zone or Clever Realm and I'll drink some of that juice because I really need it so you need to get a clever juice realm yeah

Clever Juice Realm drink the clever juice and then I'll figure out what to do with the multiverse because I know enough to know that I don't know shit

so you drink the juice yeah that's used some of your multiverse time. So you're running, oh, I hope that juice works straight away. Or you'll have to go to a universe where it does work straight away. The instant clever juice realm. Instant clever juice realm. What happens if you double up on slow clever juice and instant clever juice?

Well, I'm going to be very clever. You're going to be very clever, and then in a couple of hours, you're going to get another hit of smarts. Yeah, I'm just kind of trying to think of, like, You're going to be very clever, and then in a couple of hours, you're going to get another hit of smarts. Yeah, just kind of trying to think of, what problems do I currently have that could be fixed by a multiverse? Because ultimately, it'll just be like seeing a bunch of different, and if it's an infinite of possibilities, they'll be like, oh man, look at that Zammett. He's real fucked up.

He's fucking up that bad. That sucks. I'm doing so much better than that Zammett. Eat shit, that Zammett. That might make you feel better. Yeah, that's going to make me feel great. That Zammett's doing so much better than that Zammett. Eat shit, that Zammett. That might make you feel better. That's going to make me feel great. That Zammett's doing so much better than me. And then maybe you're going to be like, oh, why?

What's the difference? And what if it's something like real small? That'll kill me. That'll ruin my life. Even thinking about it's ruining my life. Like 10 years ago, you picked a more orthopedic shoe. It fixed every problem. That was the issue?

That one where I bought a pair of Converse instead of a pair of sandals or whatever. And that was the downward trend. That day you spoke to Jackson instead of speaking to a college professor. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, it was like, do you know Jackson? That ape boy? The guy who got his penis caught in a Coke can? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In our first year of teaching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember him. He got his penis caught in a Coke can? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In our first year of teaching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember him. He got his penis caught in a Coke can. Yeah, it was messed up. But anyway, yeah. Here's our doctorate. Yeah.

Here's our successful big building of a house. Yeah, Jackson tragically, the boy who got his dick stuck in a Coke can tragically died three weeks later when he didn't have friends to stop him from walking onto the road without looking. I gotta go to the hospital to get this coke off my dick! I thought you were going to say walked across the ice and fell through.

I gotta go to the hospital now, remind me, is it up the road or across the lake? I'm nude in my mind, too. Yeah, of course. Well, I want everyone to see the coke can. Well, of course, you gotta show the doctors this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then go to maybe like one universe where I'm not doing great and maybe take him to be like, hey, buddy, we got this.

And take him out of there. A bit altruistic. You just said that if you saw a better version of yourself, so what you were doing. Maybe he'll take me in. Wait, what? So you find the worst version of yourself and he takes you with him no a better version

so I look at myself in the version of me as doing kind of crappy and I'm like initially I'm like yeah I'm doing better than me but then I'm like well that's still me

it's you yeah and I feel a bit guilty now and so I'm like but you just said well if I could be like hey buddy I've opened up this portal come through and maybe we can like

you know let's get your life on track and then it closes behind him and I'm like well that sucks for you, buddy. But don't worry. I'm moving forward. But if I'm thinking that, and there's a better version of me that probably is also thinking that,

then I might get napped. And what you might end up in. Didn't you just suggest that if you met a far better version of yourself, and it was a simple fix, that you may have unalived yourself? Yeah, that was a thought. So, aren't you worried about- But if they're better than, oh, the worst ones. The worst ones.

I'm getting bricked in the head. No, no, no, no, no. What you have deemed as a kind thing, which is take the lesser Zammet to meet you and then a better Zammet, they're going to feel terrible because their brain will probably work similar to yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've killed them here. Yeah. But we're trying to, because we're going to

nub this out together. How can we get your life on track? But that's that kind of altruistic kind of version of me. But I'm still going to be jealous of that of me. But also, personal gain and financial profit, because you go to a multiverse for 24 hours where you attempt to fix a worse version of you's life, then come back to your normal thing, and then what? Well, I guess it's personal. 24 hours where you attempt to fix a worse version of you's life then come back to your normal thing and then what?

Well, I guess it's personal. 24 hours is up. What are you doing? Well, it's personal gain in that I'm like, I learned that lesson that, you know, some sammits have it harder than me. That's true. You're using the multiverse to learn.

I learned a lesson. Okay. Sometimes I need to learn a lesson. You basically learned the, like, when your parents were like, you've got to finish your plate because they're starving children. That's the lesson you're okay. Sometimes I need to learn a lesson. You basically learn the like, when your parents were like, you got to finish your plate because they're starving children. That's the lesson you're learning.

But like, in this- You think you have a hard alternate, Sam. You have it so easy. The first line of Catcher in the Rye. No, Great Gatsby, sorry. Great Catcher in the Rye. But in an infinite multiverse, there is, I mean, I don't know if this is true, but there would be an ideal Zammett, right?

There would be the best possible Zammett. So what if he took you all under his wing? In fact, he should, right? We all live in his mansion together or something. An infinite amount of people. Okay, well, yeah, it looks fair. Because not only would there be the ideal Zammett, right? But there'd be the close to ideal Zammett.

That's true. And there'd be also the close to ideal Zammett. Yeah, yeah. What would be the very worst Zammett? Find out what led you down that path. Where's the very worst Zammett? Why are you looking at me? What's wrong with me?

Only one of us ever became a podcast. How am I worse than turtle Zammett? Look at completely addicted to heroin Zabit. Yeah, he's got his life together, dude. He loves heroin and he does it. Fuck. That would suck to learn. Because you would start delineating between your alternate selves.

What would you, like, what douche are you? What Zabit are you? What Jacksonamba do you? What Jackson am I? Yeah, where am I? No matter what, it's gonna fuck me up. What if I found out every other Jackson was born bald? Most people are born bald. No, but like, they never grew hair.

That would fuck me up. Why is that? Because why is every other Jackson an egg Jackson? But it's infinite, so there would be an infinite number that aren't. And also because... Well... Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, infinite sucks. But isn't there like a... And I know this is further exploring the terrifying concept of the infinite, but isn't there kind of like a curve where down one side there's Jacksons that are dead so I don't see them and down the other side there are Jacksons that have ascended to a higher form of being

the Jacksons that went to heaven the Godhood energy now the constant that is like this is the Jackson or the Zaman or the Dusha that's the right common egg right because there's the right come and egg, right? Because that's the alternate come theory.

Because if dad blew his load a little bit earlier, a little bit later, different Zaman, different Dusha, different Jackson. That's true. And that goes all the way down the line of Zaman. Line of Bailey. I guess it makes it easier because it is fewer people, although it is still infinite, to be like, but we're all the

this sperm, you know what I mean? We came out at this time. We got in the egg in this place or whatever. It was this kind of day. The egg from behind, baby. Mom and dad had both had a monster energy drink before they had the weapon.

Shut out of my dad's dick and nuts like a bullet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I find the third child of the Zamet family, but they fucked a day later, and they're like, that whole family unit is incredible. I'd be like, what? One day? One day is

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I think you've gone you know how I'm gonna I'm shutting it down yeah that's right press the button don't engage no thank you I think you've made

the wrong decision in the sense of like don't interact with yourself because yeah infinite's too big yeah that's true stay out of your own way who cares about other

if you're using it for financial gain I don't know just fucking buy a lotto ticket, go to the universe where that wins, claim it. Yeah, but then I've got alternate universe money where... Who cares?

Well, what do you mean who cares? It's not going to be valid for our universe. How will they know? Or you go to a universe where it is valid for our universe, whatever. Go to a universe where the money is the same. There's an infinite amount of universes, so I can go to a universe that's identical to this one

except the money works. You could go to a universe that's identical to this one, except the money works. You could go to a universe that's identical to this one where you, Joel Dusha, that universe is Joel Dusha, has lived your identical life up to the point you enter where they didn't even die. They just disappeared. And they just won the lottery. Yeah.

And you just slot in. Yep. You're good. And then I'm living. I wonder if that will eat at me. Yeah, you just thought in yeah, you're good I wonder if that will eat at me Like if I'm like these aren't actually the people I know yeah because they're not but they I mean Identical you never notice it there, but I would know but I would have a horrible secret. A horrible secret no one would ever believe. Our confessions.

So I hopped into dimensions. I stole a man's body. He was gone. Life, not body. I think what would stress me there is I'd be like, something must be different. What is it? I would much prefer if we were Scott Baculum-ing.

Yeah, look, does Scott Baculum solve some of these problems? But I would be thinking in your situation there, JD, I'd be like, the difference is that version of me disappeared mysteriously. But that can't be the only...

Where'd he go? Is that going to happen to me? What happened? Does he have a dark secret that I don't know about? Is this a universe where that just happens? Yeah. Is it like a recurring thing where he went into another movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if I have access for 24 hours,

then someone else, like another version of me, would also at that time. Someone stole my life, that motherfucker. But then I stole his wife. Wife? No, wife. Oh, I thought you said wife. I'm not married. Well, yeah No, wife. Oh, I thought you said wife. I'm not married.

Well, yeah, I am. Yeah, yeah. But I'd steal me's wife and someone else would steal my wife. You stole your own wife. So it's funny to imagine you being like, this is too weird, jumping back to your universe, but there's you. And they're like, brother, get out of here. Wait, did I take your universe or did you just, are you from a different universe?

I moved up a line like you did. My universe was slightly worse than this one, dude. So that one was slightly better? Yeah. I didn't notice. Yeah, because it's slightly better. You don't notice. Marginal, dude.

It's marginal. Aren't you worried about the people that you know and love actually not being the people you know and love? Of course. Yes, it's eating me up inside. I posted to our confessions, but no one believed me! They downvoted me!

Then a douche jumps from the universe that's slightly worse into that of moving up the line again. I would be scared jumping back the guy's bald. Why? Why does this keep happening? I'm not worried about the baldness,

I'm just worried about why is it just me with hair? Jump into the universe that has the money and everyone's like, oh, you've got hair now, Jackson. What the fuck is going on? Did you use your lottery money to get hair? Why didn't I have hair? I don't know, dude.

You were born like that. I am so scared. I am freaking out, guys. Look around. Everyone else has got luscious hair. You're a bear. You're not bald. Why am I bald? Why am I bald?

Why was I bald? Medical marvel. What the fuck is going on? What does that mean? Are they all bald? Well, could you jump into a universe where it rains cash and just collect enough and come back to our universe? I think that if I'm going to a universe where I can win the lottery,

the lottery ticket wins, I take that money, provided the money doesn't look like, I don't know, fish. Yeah. And it's just regular money fish cash but then but you're still using like again it's like i got money and you come back and you're like yeah it becomes a little bit meaningless i don't know about that you got the multiverse for 24 hours it's like it's like when you win a fucking uh shopping spree and you got 30 minutes to grab whatever you want from a shelf. I just don't think I'd ever reach that high again. What high? 30 minutes?

Getting anything I want from the top of the shelf? That is awesome. And then it's like, oh, I had access to the multiverse in 24 hours and all I used it to do was grab cash. Probably you might go insane and be like, I've got to get back in somehow using my fortune. All right, I'll win the most amount of money I can think of in this lottery ticket, and then I'll go to the porno realm.

Yes! Porno realm! Spend the last 20 hours of the 24 hours. What? Just absolutely wreck. Just ruin yourself. You will just dissolve, dude. Okay, could I go to the universe that everything is exactly the same as my universe,

but it just happened 30 years before? Wait, why? And then I can then meet myself as a hailed one now, maybe 40 years. Okay. Meet myself as an old man and be like, where did it all go wrong? What regrets do you have? Yeah, that's true. You could be like, where did it all go wrong? What regrets do you have? Yeah, that's true. You could be like, hey, give me the advice. What am I going to do?

I'm not in a good place right now. Yeah, I can tell. Every... It's no good. But also finding that out. Yeah. Like, where did it all go wrong? Now the responsibility is on you to fix it. That's scary. Or it's like, hey, did we live a good life? No. No one does. Well, he might have.

I don't know. I can live in hope. Also, old people are dumb as shit. Their brains don't work. I find old me lying in a decrepit shack somewhere. And you're like, hey, Jackson. I open the door to be like, hey, me. And he set up a booby trap.

And I get shot with a shotgun. And he's like, you from the government? Oh, my life went really, really bad. And then I bleed out in his front porch. And he starts fading away. Because for some reason, even though it's a multiverse. What? His hair's not going down.

What the fuck? This raises further questions, but I'm dying, so I'll never solve them. Goodbye, Jackson. He knew. He knew. I knew that you'd come to looper me on my deathbed. Well, I guess because it all happened.

How do we remember the plot of Looper? No, it's a different universe. It's not time travel. Yeah, but he, because he would have had access to the multiverse 40 years before I did, and he would have done the same thing because ultimately I'm just me. What? Speaking to an elderly version of yourself, what is the appeal? There is nothing they can say that will not fuck your life up forever. Well, it'd be to see, you know, did we do well?

Yeah. You know, from our own, I guess, perspective. But then you're going back. Yeah. That's not good knowledge to have. That would stress me out because I would feel a pressure to make it good. And that's maybe also what I need. Well, hey, if it works for you, God bless.

I reckon if I spoke to older me and they revealed anything about my life, I'd be like, I fucked it. You have wrecked my life by telling me this. Like, imagine finding out. You'd rebel against it then. Really like, oh, you think you led a good life? I'll show you a good life. I'll lead the best fucking life, old man.

But even like. He's like, I don't care. Go away. I'm going to die soon, brother. Get out of here. What would be the worst thing to hear from old you? What would destroy you the most? Imagine finding out you're married to someone,

but it's not your current partner. That would be crazy. Especially for the man in the room that's already married. That's wifed up. Yeah, true. What would you do? What happened? That would wreck the marriage anyway

because you'd be like, well, it ends. I know it ends. Well, everything ends. But like, what happened? Say it was like a tragic accident or something like that. I'm like, we could prevent this maybe. And then I go insane if I can't prevent it. Yeah.

What if it's not a tragic accident? What if you find out you both just get cold on each other? Damn, why? Was there any... Yeah, that's what I mean. Was there any one inside the incident? Like, no, it's just time, buddy. Just over time, dude there any... Yeah, that's what I mean. Was there any one inside the internet? Like, no, it's just time, buddy. Just over time, dude.

Oh, my God, that's gonna... You just drifted apart. Fuck me up already. Yeah. Would you go back and just call it? No. I think I might. I think I might.

The thing is that you go back and you do all the best you could do to try and, like, you know, be like... Drive you crazy. Like, you're acting like it's on the rocks already. Yeah. And that might be the thing that makes it go on the rocks. Yeah. That's why I don't want any of this.

I get back and say, knock, knock. Babe, dumpsville. Population U. That's crazy. I'm out of there. I'm smoke. Yeah. But do you see anything as wasting time just currently in life?

Yeah. No. Then staying with someone knowing that you're going to break up doesn't matter. Well, I could be doing other stuff. But if you feel like that, you could be doing that now. Yeah, but then it's kind of like, well, was it wasting time? Or did I, you know, what I learned, I grew. Yeah, I was with someone that I loved until they stopped loving me.

Well, yeah, I mean, like, again, you know, we've all been in, like, I don't know, you haven't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Had, like, you know, long relationships that have ended. It's like, well, would I, you know long relationships that have ended it's like well would I you know use that time to go back and make sure that didn't happen like oh no I learned about myself and I grew as a human being the multiverse to stay with every girlfriend oh god no that's not the lesson though just see what happens well cuz the thing about the multiverse is save every

relationship just to see but you could live it to the end not in your oh okay so go to the universes where like hey they stuck it through what happened

yeah or they stuck it through what happened oh no that looks good I'm living a great life I guess they fix those problems if you don't have the 24 hours

though right go through every go 24 hours go through every multiverse just see go to every multiverse just see go to every multiverse you can think of where you're like sustained with yeah you know stay with people you didn't break up just pair yourself pretty much turned into fanfic just see what happens

in this universe i was married to the president what was that like was that cool in this universe me and jack hook up what happened there how did you do oh Oh, no. I found the worst us. Jack, I found the worst us. So, yeah, as long as you're not scobacular-ing, because then that's fucked up. You don't want to go into. You don't want to feel it. But also, say you don't have the 24-hour limit, right? So there will be a universe where you can revert your age if you want to, right?

So you could go to a universe and live it out, see what it would be like to go through it, hit 80 in the relationship, get in the machine, do it again. Yeah, yeah. You could live every possible life you could have lived. Yeah, you could be like, I want to go to a universe where a version of me has written all the tomes of all the other universes of me, and I'm like, well, like dot points, or like the Wikipedia article,

or Wikipedia list, and be like, oh, yeah, what happened? You know, when you learn about the possible. Learn about life. Your desire to know things like this will destroy you. Yes. I can't imagine. Like, I travel to a universe where, like, I'm with old me. I'm like, I'm not hanging. I'm going.

I don't want to know. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Because even in a different, because it's a multiverse, so it's not my universe. Well, we know that. But we were saying. No, but that's what I mean, like, as in, different, because it's a multiverse, so it's not my universe. Well, we know that, but we were saying- No, but that's what I mean,

like as in like- Where it's very similar. Yeah, but like- Well, that's what would eat at you. Yeah. Would you go back to young you? I don't know. Just see what happens.

No, it's the same shit. Then you give it to young you. It's exactly the same thing. Yeah. That's the advice. Yeah. You don't want advice from yourself. It's stupid.

I think we're not using the element of the multiverse where there can be anything. We're focusing on ourselves. Oh, 100%. It's stupid. I think we're not using the element of the multiverse where there can be anything. We're focusing on ourselves. Oh, 100%. It's selfish. Well, I was trying to just get money and then go back to my regular...

Yeah, go to the world where... And then pour around. We're all bears. What? This is the game, Bear. I get to see ourselves as bears. And they get mauled by bears. Yeah.

Let's go to the multiverse, the universe, where, I don't know, like, yeah, bears became sentient. Yeah, the bear man world, dude. Sapient. Bear realm. They're already sentient. Bear realm's alright. Yeah, go to bear realm.

I mean, I know I'll be seeing you in porno realm. Yes, brother, I am there. I'm in porno realm, I'm in hog realm, pussyville, I'm all over the show. Oh, man, pussyville. Porn realm, yes, that takes up the first six hours of all of us. That is, yes, we understand that. After Porn, after Whole Realm. Yeah, yeah.

And Whole Realm. Good stuff. And various realms. Yeah. And we move on. After we've come to most, a man can come. Absolutely. I think I'm going to find the upper limits of that,

and then I'm going to go to a universe where I'm married to the present. Okay. So first lady douche-up? Yeah, I want to be first lady. I'm going to be married to Hillary Clinton, and she won the 2016 election. Just see what's going on. That's awesome. People say I'm with her, and I say, actually, I am with her.

I would be scared because you're- Bill might be coming for me. Are they still married? I don't know. They shouldn't be. Like, maybe it's... Oh, one of those fake marriages. Being assassinated by Bill Clinton would not be my main fear.

What would be my fear is that, like, you are... He could do it. He's killed before. You're an imposter in this timeline. So you sneak in at a washing from the bush. That guy looks like the First Lady Dusha. You were not killed by Clinton, but you might be killed by the

security detail or whatever. I guess the me of that universe might be killed by Bill. He might be scared. He's like, I caught Bill Clinton's lunch. When I'm like, I get shot by the security detail or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I'm like I get shot by the Yeah Yeah the

Security detail or whatever FBI Yeah yeah yeah Impersonating the first lady douche Good luck And then when they do the DNA test Turns out I'm 100% that

First lady Yeah Exactly But then the first lady's still around And then they're like Oh my god you found a version of me. What are the Russians doing? And that Cold War goes on.

Nuclear war. Unexpected. But not for us. The moment you started dating Clinton, me and David looked at each other. We're like, nuclear war. I give it two years. He's going to get out of there. This is going to be a terrible nuclear winter in two years.

I know it. And then as we watched The Horizon, we're like, called it. Yeah, we knew it. It was coming. 2016, yeah,

I reckon, because in 2016, I'm in my mid-20s. Yeah, kind of. And I reckon that gives Hillary the push to win the election. Yeah.

If she divorces, boy toy. Yeah, she's divorced Bill and married a 20-something Australian guy who hosts a podcast. Who's said some horrible things.

Are you still hosting this podcast? Yeah. Do we have to watch what we say way more? Yeah, there's just guns pointed at us all the time. Do we have to go to the States? Yeah. Are you Zooming? I'll Zoom in from the White House.

You're Zooming in from the White House. Oh, thanks. Are you allowed to sit at that desk? You guys, should we have up there like security, like internet security? I'm using a VPN. Oh, wait, it was off. We're not.

And let me tell you, my password, nothing. I don't even have one. Yeah, just hit enter and you're in. It's quicker. Yeah. Is that how much time I save? I think I just try and do like a The One situation. Yeah, I was going to ask if we ate ourselves.

See if it makes me more powerful yeah i wasn't necessarily gonna eat myself i might have misremembered the one i might i might try some of me but because you know whatever i'm there anyway but like you can try some of you now you could just go to a realm where cannibalism is legal yeah but i can't eat myself there oh well yes i could yeah yeah yeah because i think i think it would take me a bit to figure out whether or not the one was real because if I kill myself how do I tell I've become more powerful

couldn't you just go to a universe where the one is real yeah but you're not from that universe so do you get that universe's powers I don't know or does the one Jackson just go oh it's so easy I'm strong now I don't know. Or does the one Jackson just go, oh, fucking, this is so easy. You came to me.

Bang, bang. I'm strong now. Oh, no, the Jackson I just killed didn't give me much strength because he was a weak, pathetic Jackson. This Jackson's fresh from the porno realm, I can tell. Yeah, he's wasted away. So if you're not native to that universe, the universe where the one is real is nothing

because then they only need to like suck off versions of themselves that does that make sense can you have a universe where the one is real when the one it relies on the multiverse yeah or is there only like a subset of that multiverse like a neighborhood where the one is real like this section over here of the multiverse those that you can one yourself there's a multiverse where there is no multiverse, those that you can one yourself. Well, if there's an infinite amount of multiverses, there's a multiverse where there is no multiverse and if you go there, do you get stuck? Uh-oh. I would not go there.

That would be... I would stay away from the multiverse where there was no multiverse. Because then where did I come from? Yeah! That's upsetting. Where did I go? Where did I come from? Cotton Eye, Joe. That's concerning. If I go go? Where did I come from? Cotton Eye Joe. Yeah, that's concerning.

If I go to a universe where the one is real, then if I go to other universes, does the one... Do I bring it with me? Does it follow you? Does that multiverse juice stay with you? Yeah. Well, I could go to Pill Realm,

take a pill that makes the one real for me, then go kill the me's well yeah I like you guys you fucked it all I'm just going through different multiverses

to see what it's like when I'm married to different presidents oh that's an idea could you go to instead of going and wanting everybody could you simply

just go to the universe where everything all the time all at once or whatever if that was real and then just tap into the multiverse oh yeah okay and then I'm into the multiverse. Oh, yeah, okay.

And then I know karate, I know hot dog fingers, I know being rock. Yeah, go to the classic hits. It would be nice to go to a universe where I am rock. Maybe I'd get myself pregnant. Go to M-Preg realm? Well, I was going to go to a world where there was a me that could get pregnant. But yes, I'll go to Mpreg world.

I'll impregnate that Jackson because he'll be into it. Yeah. Obviously, he's like, oh, I've been waiting for this. He might be. The only thing is he might already be pregnant. He probably would be. But we'll wait. We'll wait. We'll let that come to term. You forget that there's a 24 hour time limit. Get stuck in

Mpreg realm and then decide. Actually, this is funny this is great what would a baby I had with me be um terrible

I don't think DNA would work like that no in my it'd be like cloning it'd make you sick no cause it'd be depending

cause if it's if it's Mpreg universe or if it's a universe where you have an ovum, so you'd have in your sperm, so it's in half the genetics from you. And half the other genetics from you. Also from you. From me. It's cloning, yeah. You would not quite because when you don't have an identical.

Yeah. So it would be an incest baby. Yes. That's for sure. Yeah, but it's the one acceptable kind of incest. Well, yeah. Why is it acceptable? I mean, you're from different universes,

but you're still using the same DNA. Why is it? No, because that DNA here... No, okay. Why do you think that fucking yourself and having a baby with yourself is an acceptable form of incest? Because it's...

Is it not acceptable? Because they're not genetically... I mean, they're sort of genetically linked. Is it not acceptable? Because they're not genetically linked. I mean, they're sort of genetically linked. We're not related. They're not related, though. We're just the same guy. I think that if... No, because on a genetic level, you're different.

Right? Yeah. Because that one will have like an ovum. Yes. We will be different. They're completely different. An empreg universe, who knows what's going on there. But presumably there's a lot going on genetically that's very different to what you currently are.

Eggs in the anus? Who knows? Well, he's got a womb. Oh, yeah. Probably not eggs in the anus. Probably not. Oh, you could go to, yeah. You could just go to the universe where we all lay egg.

Egg realm. I go to egg realm straight away. I'm scrolling through it like a Rolodex. I see egg realm. I'm like, hit the button. Send me to Egg realm. I go to egg realm straight away. I'm scrolling through it like a Rolodex. I see egg realm. I'm like, hit the button. Send me to egg realm. I go there, impregnate myself, lay an egg. I crack out of it.

I'm like, I could die now. I've done everything I ever need to in my life. Then I come back to our realm, and I've got a little chicken me under my arm or whatever. I come back, and I've got a bit of blood on me me and I say, I was married to JFK. Dude, you should probably be. Wearing a nice pink palace suit. And I'm like, I don't even know how this happened because it's not scobacular rules.

Yeah. Did you kill the you that was married? No, they just disappeared. I think they went one level up My one level up Was married to JFK That's crazy So this universe is marginally worse

Than if you were married to JFK In this universe Jackie Kennedy's not stoked So I don't know what that says about my future I don't know what's more shocking To learn this is marginally worse than that Or that that's marginally better than this. Yeah, that's a lot.

What if you were Scott Bakulaming? Does that change anything? Yeah. It changes a lot. The risk is, I think if I'm Scott Bakulaming, I'm just trying to hit as many universes as quickly as possible.

Sample everything. Yes. Taste test the world. I'm doing it. I'm Scott Bakulaming. I'm not just me. I'm anybody. I'm experiencing new things. I thought it would be... I'm doing it Like I'm Scott Backman I'm not just me I'm anybody I'm experiencing new things I just

I thought it would be I'm getting new brains I was imagining Maybe not that full Scott Backman Because that's it's own kettle of fish Okay But you can jump into the other you's In the multiverse

So like Oh yeah Like everything This is not my beautiful house Where's my beautiful wife This is not my beautiful car I don't know what universe beautiful house. Where's my beautiful wife? Where's my beautiful car? I don't know what universe

I would like to experience that way, really. Hot dog realm? Hot dog realm. Constantly coming realm? Constantly coming realm. Yes, empreg realm. That would be cool.

Although you've only got 24 hours. Oh, well, it'd be the empreg realm where I'm currently giving birth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what that feels like. Ow. That hurts heaps. Yeah, epidural round me, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I remember saying if I could carry a child, I would, but I don't mean this. I never meant this. I was a liar. I take it all back. Oh, fuck. Constantly coming round might be where I have to say goodbye. It's you two rocking on to other realms. I'm like, this is my stop, boys.

This is my stay. I'm getting off here. This Jackson is for me. Woo! Yeah. Yeah. I'm good here. You guys moving on?

No? No. Yeah, no, we're staying. This is our stop, boys. This is where it gets good. And then it would get painful. Oh, we should have kept going. We should have kept going.

You can jump away whenever you like, boys. I'm riding the dragon. They will go full circle, I reckon. It's going to come good again soon. Tears streaming down my eyes. Tears just take it like three little bottles of Gatorade. I go to mega orgasm realm. I then come back.

It gets better. It gets better. Let's go. That's scary. Mega orgasm realm sounds too intense. I feel like that's how I become energy. Like Jackson before. Off into the evening.

Wow. He's transcended. That's all it before. Off into the ether. Wow. He transcended. He's transcended. That's all it took. Yeah. He had a transcended realm. Oh, yeah. So it's like the pure light.

Yeah, that could be nice. Go to a realm where I'm worms or whatever. See if that's good. Yeah. The scopacular one is tricky because you really give up a lot of what,

you know, it makes you use. I think that if you sc Bakula for 24 hours, you come back and you are unable to function as a regular human being. Yeah, I think at the moment you can access anything. You're like the whole multiverse. I can do the multiverse for 24 hours and come back and be a normal guy. You go talk to all of you.

Ten minutes. Ten minutes of the multiverse sets up. No, it's no good. I think that the way you've been talking this episode, this episode alone was enough to wreck your life. If you find out that the multiverse is real and you have it for 24 hours before you even press a button to go in,

you're like, oh, I fucked it. My life is over. Maybe I go to the realm where I'm a horse and I ride me around a paddock. Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. That does sound nice. Because I think horse me would get a kick out of it and I'd have a good timedock. Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. That does sound nice. You know, because I think horse me would, like, get a kick out of it

and I'd have a good time too. I think I prefer to be, if they're that, I'd like to be scopacular into horse me. Oh, yes. Be rode like a horse. Well, no. I could then just be, like, in a paddock. All I know is, like, you know, roaming around eating grass.

If you scopacular into a horse, do you immediately get horse brain? Horse thoughts. Yeah. And do you lose your horse brain? Horse thoughts? Yeah. And do you lose your own brain and can never come home? No, I don't think so. From quantum realm rules, no. But I guess... Does he ever go into a horse?

Not all... Or an animal? He also famously never gets back to his own body, though, when scut bacular realm. Quantum leap has a set that down or ending. Yeah, that's true. That is a bummer. Yeah, I would just be concerned

that I would suddenly be thinking with a horse's brain and like a horse's brain is smaller than my brain and then I'm just like a horse. It's funny that horses have giant heads and small brains.

Yeah, that is funny. That is funny. They got a weird head. How'd it get so long? I don't know. What's that for? If it's your consciousness being projected,

then yeah, you'd have to wrap around that brain. Yeah. And then you have a horse. How'd it get so long? I don't know What's that for? If it's your consciousness Being projected Yeah Yeah It'd have to wrap around That brain Yeah It's a projection though So You're putting your thoughts in Yeah but you're projecting

Like say A square Onto something that's round Yeah It's gotta wrap around It's wrapping around it right It's not like I'm possessing the horse Which is also awesome

Scott Bacula Goes into like children though That's true That's a good point That's a good point And like a child's brain Is smaller than a fully grown Less wrinkled Which is also awesome. Scott Bakula goes into, like, children, though. That's true. Oh, that's a good point. And, like, a child's brain is smaller than a fully grown... Maybe, like, less wrinkles. Yeah, okay, okay. Maybe I could be a horse.

You gotta scratch that brain off. Get some more wrinkles on it. But when I... Well, if we leave, say, like, horse, does the horse now have man thoughts? It remembers some man thoughts. And it fucks the horse up. Sometimes the horse's owner catches it staring off

into the middle distance and it's like, there's something deeply wrong with my horse. The horse is thinking, what is movie? I feel I've seen one. Life is better than roaming in grass. Maybe. But grass good.

I yearn to go on da computer and I do not know why. You're on your computer in the house, and the horse's head just comes in through a window, looks at the computer. Can I help you? The horse just stares for a bit, then turns around and leaves. Horse thinking, I wish Skyrim. What that mean?

What mean Skyrim? You watch your horse leave. There's something deeply, deeply wrong with my horse. Starts like chewing the grass, but just spells Skyrim. I need to shoot my horse. I might have to kill my horse. I remember drive car. Which one car?

So much me power. You find your horse trying to get into the car one day. What are you doing? The horse just gives you the most lost and confused look. Oh, no. What if this has something to do with that time my horse was oddly sentient? I can open a door. And for the farmer, that is a very confusing period of time.

Yeah. My horse became too much like a person. Yeah. And then that left, and it left my horse in a strange state. So I guess the best use of a multiverse is to wreck a horse's life. Yeah, I think it's the best use of all.

You get to experience horse life, and then you get to ruin that horse's life. You get to a horse and be like, Skyrim, Sky that horse's life. Getting into a horse and being like, Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim! And then disappearing. Yeah. Huh? Well, yeah, I think we did it.

I think that a movie needs to be brave enough to answer that, or to show that, I guess, in the future. I agree. Because it is the best use of a multiverse. And on that note, I've been Joel. I've been Jackson. And I've also been Joel. Going to a horse, everyone. Yes! The best thing for best use of a multiverse. And on that note, I've been Joel. I've been Jackson. And I've also been Joel. Go into a horse, everyone.

Yes. The best thing for the outside of a man is the inside of a horse's brain. That's true. That's what Reagan said. A president said. And he'll be your husband. And I'll let you know, I reckon he'll be one of the bad ones. That's bold.

But you should trust that president because he was in a movie with a chimp. Yeah, that's true. You could be in a universe where you were that chimp. Oh my god Maybe we universe where you were that she and the president President Reagan and bozo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah bad time for bozo. Yeah wake up President time for both of you. Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of... Hang on, I'm going to do that again, because I just did exactly the same thing I did last time, which was swerve... Swerve on the chair?

Yeah. Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. And I'm also Joel. Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joel. Plumbing the Death Star is a pop culture podcast where we ask the important questions like what would be the best use of a multiverse? Fuck, I have to do it again. What's up?

Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joel. What the fuck? Anyway. Is it 2012? Yeah. I was thinking about that yesterday. Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joel. This is the podcast where we ask the important questions. Fuck, I paused for too long. Why? Why is this hard now? I did it fine before. before. You're in your own head. You gotta put your blinkers on. Yeah, okay.

Don't even look at us. I'll do it like this. You could. No, I couldn't. Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joel.

Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. That's awesome. Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. And I'm also Joel. What is wrong with me

what's happening what's happening do you want us to do it no I'll do it I'll just get this one it won't even be hard

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