Plumbing the Death Star - How Would You Use Chameleon's Powers (as Seen in Kraven the Hunter) To Take Over the Mob?

Episode Date: January 5, 2025

Can you believe it's that time of year again? The much anticipated Pooling the Poolstar! Or Pooling the Deathstar? Whatever, who cares, it's hot and we're in a pool. After cooking our brains by seeing Kraven four times in one day for our sister show Baseless Speculation we figured we'd further cook our brains by sitting directly in the sun and having a think about Kraven, categorically the worst thing to do when you're about to suffer from heatstroke. Anyways Kraven's little brother can make himself look and sound like anyone he wants but he cannot change his height and Chameleon's a little guy! We cannot stress how bad of a film this is. At the end of the film sweet Dmitri (that's the Chameleon) has taken over his daddy's mob business (daddy got got by a bear, a bear that Kraven presumably had a conversation with? It is unclear) which got us thinking: how? Sure he started with the power of being his crime dad's son, but what if he was starting from zero (and the powers of mimicking anyone but as a short king)? We also talk about soup a lot. Jackson has a terrible idea for a restaurant.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I'm Jackson. And I'm Joel, and Plummi the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast to ask the important questions like, how would you use the powers of the chameleon as seen in Craven the Hunter to take over a crime film? So we're in... So in Craving the Hunter, the movie that we saw four times in a row at the cinema, not four consecutive days, four sessions in a row. We dedicated a full day to watching Craving the Hunter at the movies.

Yeah. Many people said we should- Whoa! Oh my god. Many people said we shouldn't have done that, but we did. Speaking of things we should have done. What I just did. I think I should have done.

The back getting comfortable. It is the back getting comfortable, but I'm scared. Hopefully if we drop a mic. Nothing happens. The mic breaks, but we don't die. These are barringers. That's what we're counting on. These are barringers. They say the barringer is a heavy-duty microphone designed to be dropped in the pool.

So in Craven, Craven's little brother, he's a guy named the Chameleon. And he can first of all imitate any voice, which is his main power. Which we see him in the film. He's a good crew member. He uses it for four voices. Uh-huh. One, his dad. Two, and this is a surprising one, Harry Styles. Immediate curveball.

He's saying sign of the times in Harry Styles' exact voice. Then Tony Bennett. Yup. And then I don't... Then he owned some Russian gangster or something. Oh yeah, the Russian gangster he just meets. Oh yeah, that's right. Oh yeah.

And then the fifth time I think, so he does it five times in the time He's doing someone else's voice and the sixth time he is the chameleon at that point and it does Craven's voice, but also and far Far more crucially yeah the episode we're talking about the episode we're doing today. He also uses Craven's head Yeah, but the thing about the chameleon, so he goes to a surgeon. Miles Davis orders him. Miles Davis, the surgeon Miles Davis. And he gets given the superpower where he can change,

he can basically look like anybody. Yeah, because he's a chameleon in terms of like, he can clearly mimic someone's voice perfectly. And I guess their mannerisms when it comes to their, you know, I guess their vocal mannerisms. Miles Davis has been like, I got some, presumably some juice that can... I got the Jackal juice. Yeah, you're like a chameleon to me, and so the powers I'm gonna give you are chameleon powers.

So Jackal, we know they can give someone rhino power and you can give someone chameleon power. Exactly. And chameleon power is your face is now a white mask by default, but then you can turn to anyone you want to be. Just not their height. Yeah, you retain your proportions, which leads to a very funny scene in Craven where Craven's talking to little Craven, where if I was Craven I would not be like, oh my brother has learned to imitate me.

I would be like, what is happening? Is this what a stroke looks like? Oh no, I'm very ill. Brother, please take me to a hospital. My dear brother Dimitri, I know to you you look normal but right now you look like me but little. Am I sick? That's like the most appropriate response to that when he turns around and then Craven sees little Craven. The appropriate response is to be like, oh no, Dimitri help. My dear brother, I know we have had some differences, but I think I've gone insane

I understand. I'm not unhappy that you took over the mafia But can you please get the mafia connections to help my brain? If you do what I was saying right now, you will be as concerned as I am You look like me but little Dimitri, Dimitri Why? What the fuck? Dim do you mean by that? Dimitri, you really gotta help. I hope you can understand me, because I don't think I can understand what you're saying.

Yeah, you can't not understand. My illness is not my... It's rapidly getting worse. I need to lie down on this bridge, because I've lost my mind. Yeah, um, because Craven's head is the same size as Craven's head on chameleon's body, but Chameleon's body is like 5 foot 3. Yeah, he's kinda going DK mode. Yeah, because that's the thing, it's not just the ability to mask your face, but you're taking the fight. Your wire is in the water. Yeah, it's fine.

Ah. Okay. Yeah, it's like fully submerged. It's fully submerged. I'll just hold it. I fixed it. Don't worry, attack wizard. Right here.

If you don't get this episode, you know why. The zoom doesn't appear to have blown up. It's encased in plastic. It's waterproof. Yeah, well, electrical cables waterproof. Exactly. Look, what if we put one of these floating cans underneath it? Provide it some sort of buoyancy. Yes, brilliant idea.

It's working. Um, whatever the fuck this shit about. Brilliant idea. It's work? It's not work. Where was I bitching about? Alright, yeah, so, yeah, it's the proportions of a six foot man. Yes. But on a five foot three board. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. So we have camellia powers, it's the same for us. Do we keep our physique, or is it just like...

Because I have like a little bit of a tummy. Is that, if I become Harry Styles, am I like... Everyone looks at Harry Styles and says he let himself go? Yes. Is that what's happening here? Well, I don't know, because he changes... Like, he doesn't have the physique of, um... Like, Craven's face.

He's got the physique of Craven's face. Yes, that's true, I see. Good point. Because Dimitri's got a little bit more of a moon face. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't have the moon face when he comes with Craven. Yes. Okay. So I guess he can kind of move the shape around? Next question, yes. He doesn't have the moon face when he comes with Craven. Yes, okay. So I guess he can kind of move the shape around? Next question though.

That's all he has face to. Yeah, is it just the face? Yeah, body type stays exactly the same. That's what I mean, so he can move the shape within the face, so I guess little bits in here, sure, but say for example, we were like, okay, without pudgy bodies, and I wanna get someone the same height as me,

and then be like, oh, they got a six pack. What happened? Yeah, I think you retained your body No, no, no It's just the face his face is like that ripped boss Craven's huge Yeah, yeah, yeah No, but is it like ripped?

I know No, Dimitri's not I know What if Dimitri got those powers and Dimitri would have been ripped but that would look good in the movie Yeah, yeah Opted for something that looked bad instead Yeah, so it's just his It's just cause his face

It's just his face So if I His do features are also kind of chiseled Yeah, but you can change the face to look chiseled you just bought your body the power is a centralized on the chameleon's face So that means if we're to imitate say my I'm not saying this is my plan Mm-hmm, but say my plan was in some way to impersonate like um to kill the leader of a gang Yeah, and then impersonate them. Yeah, and then act I would have to be like I'm in an iron lung or something. Yup, smart. Or, oh no, even better okay I impersonate. I've been sick. No, I say

I kill the leader of the gang. This is my plan now. I kill the leader of the gang and then I go to the beach. I like that step one is succeeding the plan. Succeeding the plan, yeah beach. I like that step one is succeeding the plan. Yeah, okay. I poison his soup. How are you getting close enough to the soup? I said that with a weird cadence. I poison his soup. I poison his soup.

I get a job at a soup restaurant. Yeah. Hey, here's an idea I had to examine what was yelling at me about. Uh-huh. Tell me if you think this... You're gonna yell at me too. Uh-huh. But maybe there'll be a listener on my side.

It's rare. So. But it happens. You know like a frozen yogurt place? Uh huh. So there's a frozen yogurt place near my house. And when winter came around, I was like, what are you gonna do? Because it's like frozen yogurt. It's too cold to have frozen yogurt. Hold your criticism.

And so I thought maybe they'd pivot to soup. And then I imagined a beautiful restaurant where you go up there's like nozzles And it's like cream of mushroom pumpkin Gazpacho borscht bisque and you put that in a bowl and then there's a sort of buffet style Like table that's got all of the trimmings steamed chicken croutons little bacon bits roast

Steamed chicken, croutons, little bacon bits, roast broccoli, cauliflower. You're looking for me to help you out. You want me to help? Carrots. Yeah. And then there's a bread station where you can get any kind of pumpkin if you want. Yeah. Different butters. Different butters, exactly. He is on my side. Some oil. Yeah, different olive oil.

Olive oil. Garlic oil, chicken oil, whatever you want. Any kind of oil. Olive oil, garlic oil, chicken oil, whatever you want. Chicken oil? We got all kinds of oils. At Jackson's Super Rama. Ox oil, chicken oil, oil of beef. Oil of beef? You know those frozen yogurt places where you can choose your base and then choose your toppings?

And you can go with more cereal bits choose your base and choose your toppings. Yeah. And you can kind of go with them all like maybe cereal bits or like more candy. Yeah. Or chocolate, or fruit if you want. Exactly. Or both. So imagine that, but instead it's soup bases and instead of like, you know, bits of candy, it's bits of meat and or veg. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so Jackson, do you know why frozen yogurt places do well? Uh, yogurt's a delectable summertime snack. Uh, remove summertime. It's a good dessert. It's a great dessert. It's a healthy alternative to ice cream. And it's a bit fun to make it.

Soup is fun. Now, Jackson, when was the last time you saw one? You look me in the eye and say, Soup's boring. Soup is pretty boring. Soup is actually, like, when it comes down to it, in pop culture and in general life, considered probably top three most boring foods.

It's an entree. In fact, it doesn't even qual- even though soup can be- Sometimes you have entree and then you have soup. It's got its own menu because you're like, nah. Yeah, because they're setting it aside because it's so special. No, soup- that's like saying that bread is one of the most exciting foods. Bread and butter? OHHHH MY GOD! Bread's underrated, dude. Bread and butter? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ the worst subway? Yes. And um... Subway with none of the trimmings. Would you go to a soup restaurant more than once? Yes, bitch! Yes!

Have you? I don't... Where's a soup restaurant? Have you ever... I've never seen you order soup out. That's a good point, actually. Every time we've gone out and there's been soup on the menu, you've never... Just never been the right time.

I mean, most places have a soup of the day. Well, okay, if soup's boring, as you two so boldly claim, I've made soup fun. Soup's an activity now. You've tanked this frozen noodles business. How is it fun? I'm also... No, because this also starts with you being like, oh, they could just use the same machines, and then you immediately dry all that.

Instead of going cold, they go hot. So the thing is... That's also not how those machines work. I want you to imagine the chicken noodle soup, right? Yeah. the rail instead of going they go hot so but the thing is not how those imagine the chicken noodle soup right yeah so you go into this soup the soup restaurant no it's like I don't know picking soup yeah you know I want to make my own soup I want to make chicken noodle soup but I maybe want to add a little bit of something else to yeah so I go in there and I'm like okay cool well there's a

chicken broth base yeah I put a chicken broth in I look around there's some noodles so I chuck that in the noodles in I guess the scalding hot water, so then it has to kind of, you know, hopefully absorb some of that chicken goodness. And then, you know, cook, right? So I gotta wait for a bit. And then I'm gonna look at, I want maybe some veggies in there. Look at the veggies that have been, are they raw, steamed already? You got multiple options. Raw, steamed, roasted, grilled. Okay, cool. So I look at that and be like, what I like about... That's a lot of food to throw out at the end of the day when you have two customers. Yeah, and when I look at, you know, if I want a chicken or soup, but I look at it and I was like, oh yeah,

when they've got all the veg in there, it's been cooking in that stock for ages, so it's absorbed that flavour. So I just plonk some roast veggies in that soup for like what, like less than a minute or two minutes when I go to pay and then I eat this hot chicken broth with roasted veggies and you pay me for the pleasure dude, you pay me for the pleasure one of the lights fell over and none of us can get up hold this for me I only have so many hands! I'm too mic'ing it. His mic is really cold.

Yeah, cause his hands wet. Yeah, dude, it shouldn't be harder than mic'ing his hands wet, dude. It's fine, it's a windy day! It's a windy day. It's a windy day in the pool for plumbing the dust off. The wettest... You keep doing that. I guess you're moving about a bunch. Um, anyway. So, whatever.

Fuck your super restaurant. No one's going to go, it'll go bankrupt. If this is your plan to kill the head of the mafia. No, this is the Russian mafia. This is Bravo. You've become... There's like a... Not only do I not succeed, I'm also out of business.

Maybe I'll go to him for a loan. I'm just waiting into my super restaurant and nobody's coming in and my employees are like, When did it... I'm like, screw time. Oh, you've got employees, well done! Yeah, well I've got a- We might get up and say group people are all sitting there pointing. Yeah, we gotta hire some staff.

Anyway, so. Yes. Soup restaurant aside. No, but seriously, when was the last time you ate soup when you were out? I make a lot of soup at home. That's not what he said. That's not what he asked. Come on now.

And you make soup at home because soup's easy. And delicious. Yeah, but you mostly make it because it's easy. No, I make it because it's delicious. I'll fucking- Butternut pumpkin soup, dude dude with some little pads of butter and some not saying you're wrong But I'm not gonna go and make a gate. So you're not you curry powder So, you know how that you know what else is delicious worries and stuff like that You know how you just said like off the thing that I made this this thing that I make and it's like a butternut

squash mmm This thing that I make, and it's like a butternut squash soup, as in like, because there's a recipe that you follow, that you do, and that's nice for you. Yeah. At what point are you adding ingredients? There's not many ingredients to go into a pumpkin soup, really. At the start or towards the very end before you're about to eat? Well, you kind of just blend it all if you're making a pumpkin soup, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when it comes to it, because-

You add the butter on top of maybe some herbs, some herbs. So what the customer is doing, yes, to make it their own in quotation mark, is that towards the end they're coming in and they're adding something. Yes. And for that is some herbs and a bit of butter. Yeah. Why am I paying $15 for the pleasure? Well, that's how much it costs. You ever been to a hot pot restaurant? Same basic premise. Except way cheaper and far more variety and far more exciting. Yeah dude. I don't know why hot pot is more exciting than soup.

Because it's different varieties of food. Just different varieties of soup! Because if I'm Jackson Bailey's Superama, soup's on! Jackson, Jackson, what has more variety? Yeah? A burger bar that offers 15 burgers, or a place that has 15 different styles of food. That's the same. It's the same thing It's not the same thing when I go to a place got four different flavor bases Yes, and then you add your own veggies and meat. Yes same fucking no my super

Oh, no, so if I care okay, so you have different soups Yes, and generally when you go in to say it's like a yoga place, you go, cool, I want this one thing. You're not having multiple yogas. You're not really just mixing and matching the different like, things that make no sense. Brother, that's what people do at the yoga place near me all the time. No, what I, yeah, well the thing is- Bit of acai, bit of vanilla, bit of biscoff thing. Because the thing is, Jack, that makes sense, but I'm not mixing cream of pumpkin...

And chicken noodle soup. ...and goddamn gazpacho. Um, you know, this would be an opportunity to try it. Oh yeah, hang on, is this just a fantasy you have of mixing two soups? I think that's a feeling. Yeah. Anyway! Somehow, we've not even gotten to my plan.

Yeah, well, step one of your plan was kill the mothball. Yeah, step two was invent a terrible soup. That's step zero. Okay, so sorry. So that I can poison his soup. Okay's step zero. Okay, so sorry. So that I can poison his soup. Okay. And anyway, he dies.

Don't worry about it. Okay, so you're poisoning his soup in a mushroom. I'm Adam, AdamRussianBravoLeader. Oh, have you heard about Jackson Bailey's new soup emporium? You can make your own soup with this. We carry famous Russian soup, borscht, made of beetroot. Okay, I don't know. Oh, I always, I wanted to have a borscht. Oh, it's a borscht I make, I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I I'm gonna laugh by the time it gets to me. Maybe the many cans will help ground the ball. Um, it's so funny, imagine the pool getting electrocuted and they all explode.

Filled with shrapnel. Okay, the mop, okay, never mind the soup restaurant thing if you hate it so much. I kill him with a powerful gun, okay? Then what happens? Now, that's step one. How, okay, no, wrong. Okay. Okay, so what do you think? I can't one. How, okay, no, wrong. Okay. Okay, so what do you think?

I can't even get to using the chameleon's powers. No, I know. He's putting so many roadblocks in the way. It's because you're saying step one is kill the person you're trying to kill. Yeah, because the goal is kind of either to take out the person, right? Yeah.

That's the whole point of the plan. Because of your current plan. Step one, I'm like, okay, step one, I'm gonna hope he dies of a heart attack soon. Yes. That's like me saying my plan, because like step two could feasibly be like, so step one, shoot the crime boss. Step two would be like, hey, crime family, I killed the boss, I'm the boss now.

And the plan. What we would, if that was your plan we'd discuss. Fine. How do you kill the boss? I impersonate a waiter, okay? Uh huh. There's chameleon powers, that's good. Yeah, okay.

Well done, you're doing the talking now. My question here, before you do this though, is it a famous waiter that the mob boss is a waiter okay uh huh chameleon powers that's good yeah okay well done you're doing the topic now before you do this though um is it a famous waiter that the mob boss knows? why are you doing that? so that I can get close to him and kill him with a sophisticated gun so you as a so you as you

versus yeah what do you mean by disguise yourself as a waiter? I mean I pick a member of the wait staff to input, I kill them. That's easier. Less security. But why don't you just put on a waiter outfit and go? Yeah. Okay, I do that. Alright. I put on a waiter outfit. Hi, hey welcome to Jackson and the... Peel peel peel peel peel peel! Oh, roll the dice! Wait, I killed the wrong guy.

He just killed the Maidatee. Oh no. I killed the Maidatee. I gotta run. I gotta flee the country. Oh no, sir, oh god, I- Fuck, where's the Maltbus? Going out in a blaze of fury I've been killed by the cops. What happened? And we think it was an assassination attempt. I don't think so. Where are you getting that from? I wasn't think so. Where are you getting that from? I wasn't even here.

Okay, okay. Do you want to try again? I wait until the mob boss is having dinner. Yes, then what? I dress as a waiter. Uh-huh. I get his table, I go to serve him, or I come up to him and say, is there anything I can get you?

He says, no, I go... Then I escape, chameleon myself to look like someone else, disappear in the crowd. So what clothes are you wearing? So we do see this in the movie Craven, where someone is like, hey, Rhino sends his regards to Rusty, and then someone comes up and tries to shoot him, but then a lot of people die because there's bodyguards. Yeah, and Russell Crowe, the man who was meant to die, does not die.

Yeah, but the Rhino's plan, he should have given that guy who was, like, having the meeting with a gun. That would have made more sense. Unless there was, like, a shakedown or something happened to the boys. Yeah, there probably is, right. Let's presume that they got security. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, he's got bodyguards and the bartender has a gun. Sorry, I didn't speak into the microphone much then, because I was trying to keep the microphone out of the pool.

Yeah, right, right, right. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you are out of the pool at the moment, but the wire is dripping. Yeah. It's soaking wet. It's alright.

Why is it a little bit... Why does it get a little wet? Can I just have killed the guy so I can get to the next step of my plan? Okay, okay, okay. Fine, you killed the guy. Fine, you've done it. Tick, tick, tick. Well done, tick.

What happens now? Now, obviously... No, you've done it, so it's damage to Bruce Wayne, because you've done the, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick And I've buried myself up to my ass in the sand. So just my head's poking out. So they can't see my sloppy body. And I say, I think I'm gonna stay like this. To my goons. I say, just make me comfortable here at the beach. And I run stuff from there.

Impersonating, I've used my chameleon powers to look like the mob boss I killed. You think that the death of the mob boss just isn't reported? Wait a second. So the public death of a mob boss. At a restaurant. And then he pops up. I say that was a body double. Head only. That's why we have him.

He's buried in the sand, head exposed. And now me, as a wannabe up and coming member of the mob... I'm using my tongue to call my phone. Yes, okay. So your head's... everything is buried, but your head's popping out. Yeah. So me, as an up and coming member of the mafia, thinks I'm like, Hey, I'm going to take my shot. I make my head look like a crab. Where'd he go?

I shoot the crab. I'm like, oh nice crab, wonder how far into the ocean I can hit this with my golf club. So how does it look like a crab? Because it's like, your face? The face of a crab, but little no be a big crab If I make it look like a if I make it look like a starfish Why is that good so I come up there? I'm like a member like a low rung and I'm like well

I know if I kill the leader I become the leader yeah, and that currently is the leader and I go there I got a wonderful baseball bat or a golf club. Okay, and I become the leader. And that currently is the leader. And I go there and I got a wonderful baseball bat. Or a golf club. And I come over there, you see me, you go, oh shit, oh shit. Turn into a crab. I'm like, oh, I guess he's got powers to turn into a crab. Or I think maybe, oh wow, a crab was running the mafia for a bit. I say, you strike me down.

I'll become more powerful than you've ever imagined. I keep hitting the crab. Yeah, you die. I lie or I'm like, oh no. Boss, something's happened. I'm going insane. Boss, I know I was coming to kill you, but look right now you look like a crab to me. You look like a crab to me. Sick. Can you please use your mob connections to go to me to a hospital?

I need help. You look like a crab to me right now. And then I climb out of this hand and I just get a crab head, I guess. How you climbing out? Cause sand's heavy. Yeah, how you climbing out of the sand? How you sleeping? How you putting in there as well? I dig the hole. I think also you may slowly die of asphyxiation. I dig the hole. Yeah, cause they say...

How far out? They say don't dig a hole. You know their famous warning? Don't dig a hole You know a famous warning don't dig a hole No, don't they say don't dig a hole without looking up or down. Dial before you dig? Is that what you mean? Dial before you dig! Look up! They say don't dig a hole at the beach Because if you break the edges of it like the inner walls it can collapse on you and kid you

Yeah, as the only person in this pool that knew that, why is that your plan? I just remembered it there. Okay, okay. Well, okay, I got, so my idea would Hunter, usually the mob boss's least favorite son. Yes, that's true. Or the accountant. Ohhhh! Ben Affleck's very own.

Yes. Ben Affleck's very own. I'd just like to give a quick shout out to YouTube. I just realized when I look at the camera that I seem very far away from where the lens is pointing. So maybe I'm off screen. Who knows at this point. That would be funny. My back's hitting real hard so I'm going back in a little bit.

That is getting closer and closer to the screen. Yeah. You're getting further and further away. Well I'm also trying... The sun's so I'm going back in a little bit. That is getting closer and closer to the screen. You're getting further away. The sun's guys coming down. Maybe get a bit lower. My shoulders in. Don't worry, the cold's out. self-seasoned meditations, whatever your vibe. Peloton has thousands of classes built to push you. We know how life goes. New father, new routines, new locations. What matters is that you have something there

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So they could be getting hit. It's not even cool on my shoulders. Okay, so my plan would be to find out the accounts. Maybe I'm like a low-level worker there, so you have to you've got to deal sometimes with like, you know the the accountancy problem Yeah, like you know report whoever so be to try and friend or like work my way up Mm-hmm Get close to the accountant. Mm-hmm. Merk him with a brick at some point. Okay, I'll put him in some kind of closet So like you know my house maybe

That's a good way to get away with murder. The cops don't check your house. Smells are never reported to the police. Yes, yes, yes. Can I...okay maybe chuck him in a ravine? Whatever, dispose the body somehow. A ravine is a good place to dispose a body. Meat grinder, make him eat the burgers.

Or like you know, if we're going around a hit or whatever, I know where the bodies are buried and maybe I just buried him as well. Anyway, the thing is I've got to impersonate him, because then no one's looking for him. They're looking for me, who's disappeared. Who were you? I was a low level, um... Oh, no low level mook, okay. He was the accountant's friend.

Yeah, the accountant's friend, whatever. I don't know, who cares. How do you join the mob? Do you just go up to them and be like, hey... I think it's a good way to get hit. Hey! No, you know, sometimes you see those scary coffee houses that's like, it's like, ostensibly a coffee shop but up the back is just a bunch of old men playing cards and you're like, this isn't a real coffee shop

and if I go in there and I don't say the right thing I'll get killed or recruited There's one Sauterny where I live that's I think it's just a Greek social club, it's full of old men playing cards. I should knock on the door and there's no reason why they shouldn't let me in. Exactly. That was the last time we ever saw a job dish. He was in the pool with a microphone. So yeah, I impersonate the account and then I get to look at all the books and then I just basically like cook the books make it all funnel into my own

Accounts, okay bleed this mom. I drive Yeah, what the assets go to myself and while that's all happening very slowly I start buying everything around him Yeah, he's got no mooks and then I just turn the mooks on him because I control the money You're gonna use his money. Yeah, I think it's just gonna keep saying yeah, yeah, boss, we got heaps of money. Yeah. Yeah, he has no money. Exactly. Well, I think that's it. Embezzle good. I think that's it. And then, um, maybe, yeah. When the mob boss is like, why still have connections? And I know the guy who did it. You can just change your face. Exactly. But the money's going into your account. And so it's good, because you've always got to follow the money. If I have the money, I've got the power. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but that's the

thing. They gotta follow the money. Where's my money going, I've got the power. Yeah, but that's the thing, they gotta follow the money. Where's my money going? Oh, into Joel Zammat's bank account. Exactly, but he's already been shot in the head by the mooks that I'm paying to shoot him in the head. Because if I... with bodyguards... But you have chameleon powers. How does a mook get paid? Well, from, like, you know, I guess the coffers with the accountant controls, right? Yeah, yeah.

But also, wait, so you're getting who how are they thinking you're dead no he's I see your choice really count yeah you're killing the accountants I kill the actual can't become the accountant I have the money then all the money gets found around maybe too like you know like myself whoever whatever yeah away yourself is in the accountant or yourself is in Joel's at this point doesn't matter some but it does matter because does it yeah someone will be like where's the money? Yeah if the money is gone. The thing is I'm the guy that looks where the money is. You think that the mob has one guy in charge of all of the money.

It's usually one that the head dude, you know, the head of the garden. Yeah but that means anyone on your team gets suspicious. Yeah. How are they getting suspicious? I keep operations as normal and I slowly siphon it off. Do you think that... Until eventually you're paying off the bodyguards on like, so they're now getting paid kind of from you as opposed to from them? Like from the original crime squad? How do they know they're getting paid from you? So you go up to them and say, hey I'm paying you now. Is the payslip just changing?

I'm assuming you're gonna get a payslip. Yeah that's what I mean. How do you pay a goon? Because I imagine a goon gets paid in cash. I guess if you're bringing the cash to the goons, you say... Well then I guess what you're also doing is then using some of the cash to then hire bodyguards loyal to you. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you're trying to... You're bleeding him dry, you're firing a lot of the... Well, you might want to fire... You're killing him. Yeah, you're putting him on hits. You may be like, hey, that mook over there, I think you're a bit suspicious. So you're trying to get rid of all the ones that are loyal to the old guard.

And then you're placing it with people who are loyal to you. What I think is funny for you that I've just realized is like, do you know how to be an accountant? Like when you get all of the finances and you see all the offshore bank accounts, you're like, I know how to funnel this to me. Yeah, that's a good point. You know how to sort of do accounting or more like I think if I got access to all of like a mob's bank accounts I would be so overwhelmed yeah have diarrhea yeah

where's the money coming from where's it going like I don't want to do that yeah yeah I think is what I would be simply doing is like I don't know the the chameleon would be like impersonating say some of the mob people's like Mom and being like I'm disappointed in you The best thing would be like prank calls. Yeah Pretending to be like their girlfriend their wife They say I don't know. Honey, why would you say that? You got a little dick and they say it's not the size of it but how you use it and you use it bad. Yeah.

Honey, this is so unlike you. I'm taking a shit. Is he right? Like, the idea of becoming a controlling someone. Hey, honey, I've just been looking and is your fridge running? Better go catch it. I'm a little dick. Got you, little dick, husband of mine.

And then I just so thrown it in the next meeting and I don't know what I'm a little dick. Got you a little dick husband of mine. And then I'm just so thrown in the next meeting I don't know what I'm saying. Somebody says, hey we're gonna move on your territory. I say, do you think I have a little dick? Yeah. Can I show you my dick? You tell me if it's normal. Ah, this feels like a trap box. If I say, I don't know.

I don't know what you want to hear. Do you want me to say it's exceptionally large? If it's too big? You know what, this actually could end up pretty well for the person making the prank calls because then there's a huge shootout within the family That's true I think a good way would be to like you know Yeah, the whole thing about You're impersonating them

But you're a foot shorter. Yes, and you don't look anything like them body down It's like yeah, you gotta really do stuff over Zoom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, use the voice pick, or voice, right? And like, people are doing that already. People are scamming. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. And so it's like, yeah, you just basically

doing an AI voice of someone. I guess you could do something where you call up a goon, and you just say, like a goon you know is doing a money drop, and you say, hey, drop it in a different place, and then you just go collect the cash. That's true, actually. then what I do is like yeah go find that the low-level MOOC Yeah, and you get when you're giving them a call and then they pretend like you're the mob when the mobs boss says where? Where's the fucking money and he says you told me to put it here I was like no I didn't then that MOOC gets got and you're

$20,000 and then it keeps happening and, like, the mob boss is kinda getting paranoid. He's like, what's going on? Why is this all happening? Absolutely. And then maybe, you know, late at night you call him and use his voice, and he's like, oh no! I'm you, I'm you! I'm sick! I hate when this happens. I keep getting so sick.

Why am I so sick on the phone? Because that's like a place, don't you go to him and he's like in a one-on-one meeting You just have your faces him for a bit, but you just don't say anything He's acting like it's normal and he says, what are you doing? You say, what do you mean? What do you mean? And you use your voice Yeah, yeah And then you use his voice and he's like, okay I need to go to a doctor

Could you pull out a long lost twin scam? Oh you! But a foot shorter! Well you say we're twins identical but I'm... You ever see Danny DeVito's twins? Yeah I got the shit jeans. I got the bad jeans. I got the beard ones. I've come out little and shit.

Yeah. But I'm your brother! Come on! Do I come up better than my brother? Give me a little body for your brother! And then what? I'm hungry! And then what?

Okay so say to tomorrow, someone comes up to you and they look exactly like you but they're a foot shorter. Okay, and they're like, Jackson, it's me! You're along with our twin brother! Samson! Samson Bailey! Samson! Oh my god! We thought you- I'm in tears!

Where have you been? Where have you been my whole life? We've got so much catching up to do! I'm you by the foot shorter by ten times more. That's not really how twins work. Ten times more successful. Okay, you're more successful than me? Yes. Okay.

I'm losing track of the scare. You give me some money? Yeah. Sweet. Now I'm getting money from the guy who's person-kating. What's happening here? It's a long card and then they take you to a farm and say look at the river or whatever and then you get a shot in the back of the head. Oh I see. Cause you were his Lenny from a vice and man. Oh I see. But yeah so if you know if this person impersonating

my long lost twin came up to me and said can can I have some money? I'd say, I don't have for a second. He picked the wrong one. Have you got another twin maybe? Yeah, but he's a well. I have another brother, he's doing a game with me, I was here for some cash. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sorry Samson. In fact, maybe I'll come with you, we can both ask him.

Yeah, we need some cash Samson. I was actually going to ask you for some money. Yeah, I think that might be one of the better ways of doing it. I think that might be one of the better ways of doing it. I think so. Going after the mooks, being like, you know, the phone call, being like, yeah, yeah, the boss, whatever, or even like a lieutenant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just say, hey, just leave the money in this tree or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because really, you really want to sow really a lot of just like... Discord. Discord and paranoia in the mafia. Right, and then that thing, and then you kind of like, yeah, with chaos is a ladder or whatever. That little thing he says. That's true. And then you gotta climb that chaos ladder.

Yeah, I think that's a good way to do it. And you put people who are loyal to you. Um, then the problem there is, yeah, you are now running a mob. Yeah, you have to rob, you've gotta rob the mob. Yeah. Well, you're robbing the mob, but then you become the mob? Yeah. I just think that's the worst thing to do.

I don't wanna be in charge of the mob. Yeah, I think that's the worst thing to do Yeah, I don't want to be in charge of the mob Maybe go somewhere go somewhere warm like I can't think of like what if I was in charge of the mob like what scams and crimes I do hmm. I saw a guy on t-chart the other day. He's like a pig crypto guy Yeah, he buys a bunch of pigs and then he waits for like the opportune moments and he sells them when you say pig Like what do you mean? Like the animal, like a pig. Like the one of God's creatures. Okay, so yeah, so one of God's beautiful creatures is a pig.

So he gets a pig. He's got us a pig scam going. What? Okay, okay. Pigs increase in value? I get a bunch of pigs. He pump and dumps pigs. He pump and dumps pigs.

He does, he does pump and dump pigs. First question, how do you pump up a pig and then how do you dump a pig? No, so you buy a bunch of pigs. Yeah. When market value is low. You know how to sell low a pig? No, so you buy a bunch of pigs. Yeah. When market value is low. You know how to sell low, buy high? Or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sell low, buy high.

Okay, so trading places where it's like pork bellies are this much money. Yeah. God, pork belly's good. Yeah, dude, on a barn meat. Some kind of futures stock. Yeah, you buy pig futures. No, I don't know, dude.

So he buys a bunch of pigs? Yeah, he buys a bunch of pigs. He purchases a bunch of pigs when the market price is low. Okay, so you're getting a pig, usually pigs are five bucks. Yeah. Now pigs are a dollar. Yeah, dollar. So I'm buying, ah, so man.

You buy 40 pigs. If I get, well usually I would get, you know, one pig, but now I'm getting five pigs. So now I buy a bunch of pigs. Okay. Then you wait for- Hold on to my pigs. Hold them pigs. You wait for pig prices to go up. Yeah.

How often do pig prices fluctuate? Where do I keep the pigs? Evidently enough for this guy to pull off many pig scares. He's lying to you. It's satirical. Where do I put the pigs? You keep them on your farm, I'm assuming. So I gotta transport the pigs?

Farms are cheap. Not as cheap as pigs. Keep them in your house then. I gotta feed the pigs. I gotta look after the pigs. Pigs are the only thing. Hug'm going to feed the pigs. Yeah. I'm going to look after the pigs. Pigs will eat anything. Hug the pigs.

Love the pigs. Give them little kisses on their little piggy feet. That's a moment out of your day. I think my plan to use Craven's powers, not Craven, Chameleon, is the most straightforward and easiest. And also going to be the result in me becoming the most successful. Step one, YouTube covers, where I announce that I can cover any song flawlessly. And how does that help you take over the mob?

Just play. Okay, alright. Step two, and this is obviously, it's just gonna come natural, I go viral. Yeah, cool, cool. Yeah dude, that's like the next step. Yeah, I get it. Easy, easy. I go viral. And then I get invited onto television. So because people are like, oh, this is probably a scam. You get on Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel, and I'm like, aren't you from the Man Show? Didn't you release a video game that had child put on for you? I say, oh, wow, thank you so much for having me.

I know your secrets, Jimmy Kimmel. Thank you for coming on the show. Goodnight, everybody. Have a Jimmy Kimmel. And then I get invited on Jimmy Kimmel. Thank you for coming on the show. Goodnight everybody, have a Jimmy Kimmel. And then I get invited on Jimmy Fallon. Yeah. Because he loves that I've wrecked Jimmy Kimmel. Thanks for killing the worst Jimmy. Yeah. Killing. Yeah. After the show. Why are you a bottom-off? Yeah, yeah. Exactly. And then Jimmy Fallon's like, hey, online people think that you're just like messing around and you can't actually do these songs live. Yeah. And then I do them live. He said, oh my god!

And then I sort of... They do the impersonation wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna pick an impersonation, you're just gonna do it. And I'm like, hey Jimmy, I can do them all. Whoa! And then I do them all. Yeah.

The TV crowd goes, whoa. They're going crazy, people are crapping in their seats. And then, and then... What happens next? Oh, can I... Yeah, go on. So next. Do you know what usually happens when people with iffy morals get very popular?

There is governments overseas run by totalitarian leaders that love to invite people to that country. Okay, there's just another little step in that plan as you've done all the voices and the singing and the songs. While you then do Jimmy Fallon, he's so impressed with you then you do Jimmy Fallon Oh! I look- Oh! In his- do his stupid little face I'll do his stupid face Yeah

Nah but anyways, so I'm pretty much just banking on Kim Jong-un or- Vladimir Putin or something Or Putin being like, I love this guy Get this man to Russia! I need to see him do Harry Styles And all of my political enemies to russia uh... harry style all of my political yes welcome to to russia i've let me appear to do the harry style and i will and i think you know my opponent

the it okay but uh... obviously have a calm the word of the world i'm not sure that uh... And, uh, obviously I've become... Don't worry about all the water that's coming out of the pond. I'm not concerned, dude.

Uh, the only thing I'm concerned about is... Sunburn? The color of my arm changing. I went closer to the shade, you went further away. I've got heaps of sunscreen on too. Me too, I'm really hoping that it helped me, but I don't think it did. I think I did, but we'll see. We'll figure it out.

But yeah, basically then... Then you live in Soviet- in Soviet Russia. You live in Russia. In totalitarian Russia. Or maybe a made-up country because of the next plan. Yeah. Which is kill the leader. Okay. Become the leader.

The little. Yeah, yeah. But, no, it doesn't really matter because in those countries... No one's seen how high at all they are. Yeah, that's true. And if people, like, someone's suspicious, I'll be like, Do you want to die? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's true. And then all of a sudden I not only have all the wealth in the country, but also all of the weapons. And then... Okay. And then I drop a nuclear weapon on the mob boss, if you seriously need to kill the mob boss. Yeah, I'm told.

Who cares? The mob boss is so... Feels like nuclear... So war. Feels like the sun cooked your is so... Feels like... so war. Feels like the sun cooked your brain the most. It's easy. I remember that I was like, oh yeah, fuck, I was meant to kill that mob boss.

Watch, I'm missing. So the plan is to buy viral music. Go viral on YouTube. Go viral on YouTube by singing, like, you know, sending other people's music. And by that, get invited to a dictatorship and become a dictator. Has this ever happened? There's never been the circumstances.

There's been celebrities being invited to dictatorships. Which basketball has Kim Jong Il loved? Kim Jong Il, Chris Roberts, Stephen Seagal. Stephen Seagal? That's true,, yeah There's Steven Seagal That's true, it's like if Steven Seagal killed Putin and became him Yeah, but no one would know Yeah, it's funny though from the world, from the sort of global perspective They're like

A famous celebrity impersonator, Jodhusha, went to Russia And then they dropped the nook He disappeared And they dropped the nook Did it make Putin so angry? Did it make Putin so angry? When he bombed Australia. So yeah, do you know how to rule? Like how I don't know how to run and be an accountant.

Do you know how to lead a country? When I say there's troops marching on the western borders... I say, meet them. But not all of them. So they're coming from the west. So maybe send one quarter of our army in case they come from the other. What? A quarter?

Yeah. Okay, Glorious. If you say so. Because then we've still got three quarters. You might get good at this. I would never get good. I gotta be like, okay. 50,000 There's 25 It's not the glorious leader one. Seems to me like a waste of resources, but I would never say that. Don't worry about taking your guns. You're not gonna need them. There's enough of us. There'll be some casualties, but we just have the numbers on them, okay?

They're not expecting 50,000. I guess not. Um, yeah. But yeah, instead the chameleon used his powers to do jack shit. Yeah, he wasted it. He actually doesn't use his powers at all to become- he just works for his dad today. Yeah, yeah. That's a pretty solid plan if your dad is the mob boss. Yeah. Well, we've been in the sun probably way too long. So maybe- And on that note, I reckon, I've been Joel. I've been Jackson. I've also been Joel. Let me know, was this good? Is it- are we funnier in the pool? Get in the YouTube comments. Yeah, get in the YouTube comments, get on TikTok,

get on Instagram, are we funny or in the pool? Share with your friends. And let us know, how would you use the powers of chameleon to take over, I guess, a small country or a mob? Yeah. My soup restaurant, soups on by Jackson Bailey, would you go? No.

No one's going. See you next week, we'll probably still be in the pool. Bye. Oh, water ran down my sleeve. I'm recording. Nice, baby. Nice, dude. Surely.

Can you bring me a towel? I want to get out. Oh, it's actually quite nice. It's actually, it's honestly lovely. It's just... Hey, here's another question. Did I sunscreen my arms well enough Yeah, I was having that exact thought when I said in something I noticed my t-shirt started doing this yeah

I was like I know I went under t-shirt. I know I started slip-slop slapping. Maybe you only slipped and slopped I only slopped boys I stopped it's all very good something hey can you pass my sunglasses that are on the floor somewhere yeah did you say mine sunglasses can you pass mine sunglasses Leave me alone! I got my hands wet again. I'm gonna dry them on the towel. Oh it feels dangerous.

Yeah, cause it's a microphone in the pool. It's actually normal for it to feel dangerous. It would be strange if it didn't. I'd have to hold it like this. Yeah, you gotta keep it out of the water. I know, I'm just saying. Part of me is I'm like, yeah, we can't keep moving away from the sun. We can't. It's also too full now.

Because if we lean against it, the water's sloshing. That's good. This is exactly as it should have gone it's on the can it's good shit sat on a can There we go. Let's get a little wet. Yeah, it's good for him. Let's get a little wet. Now to do the... Check, check, check. Check the levels.

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Check, check, check. Check, check, check. Check, check, check. Check, check, check. Check, check, check. Check, check, yeah, I like bright like I like Time like bright the future I am getting the cord a little wet cuz my wrist is wet. Yes I don't know how to avoid that. I just don't think we can they're gonna get a little electrocuted It's gonna get a little wet Fine clubbing the death star final episode That's fine. It's fine and cool. Plummie the Death Star. Final ever episode. They didn't even finish it. Why they- why- what happened to them?

Oh... So first of all you say Plummie the Death Star died. Do we need batteries? No, we're all good. You say Plummie the Death Star died in the pool and people say uh-huh. I'm not surprised. Under what circumstances? I'm not surprised.

Under what circumstances? I think drowning in a children's pool that's like a foot deep is one of the ways I could go, to be honest. I'm looking forward to watching this and just seeing my shoulders become progressively redder. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. I'm ready when you are. I'm ready when you are too. Wait, is everyone's mics on? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You.