Plumbing the Death Star - How Would You Use Frosty’s Hat for Personal Gain or Financial Profit?
Episode Date: December 22, 2024Merry Christmas from Plumbing the Death Star! To bring in the hollyest and jollyest of seasons the boys decide to exploit the magic old hat that brought frosty the snowman to life. Unsurprisingly it i...nstantly turns into a ghoulish necromantic mess. It's a yuletide nightmare as bodies are brought back from the dead, billionairs are scammed, and men become double men, whatever that means. So heat up some cocoa, eat some gingerbread, and wonder to yourself: why am I listening to these men instead of spending the holiday season with my beloved family what is wrong with me what have they done to me?Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hey everyone and welcome to this week's very special Christmas edition of plumbing the death star Season's Greetings
Whoa ho ho ho ho ho
It's a couple extra hoes
It's fine there's no rule
There's actually no limit on how many hoes you can do
He can do as many as you want
Ho ho ho ho ho
He can be howling all the way from the North Pole to my very own chimney
Exactly I wouldn't complain
Well uh Plumbing the Death, I'm Joel did we say that part already?
I'm Jackson.
I'm also Joel.
Can't remember if we did that bit.
We didn't.
Okay, well, yeah, here we go.
And Plummie the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcaster that asks the important
questions like, how would you exploit Frosty the Snowman's hat for personal gain or financial
profits? financial profits. Almost said financial gain again. It's all gain, baby.
But before we get to the question, obviously,
in the spirit of the season, we have bought gifts.
Yes.
For one another, as is tradition.
As is tradition.
Xamib bought three, me and Dushy bought one.
Yep, which was fine.
Which was down the road.
Okay, well, we like, hey.
But three's interesting.
We're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey,
we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey,
we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey,
we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey,
we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, we're like, hey, We have bought gifts. Yes for one another as is tradition as is tradition. Xamib bought three, me and Dushy bought one.
Yep, which was fine.
But three is interesting because two would scare me but three is confusing because he's giving himself up for present.
Because we thought we'd do a Chris Kringle this year. Yes.
I sort of, not a Chris Kringle, like a... Secret Santa.
Secret Santa, Chris Kringle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Secret Santa where no one drew a name and there was no discussion on if we were buying it
for everyone or for one person.
The perfect way to do it.
Well, you know, I'll choose a Joel.
You can choose a Joel.
I'll open my own present.
Works for me.
I will say that mine is probably suited
to one of you more than the other, but.
Interesting.
And are we doing this Chris Kringle style where you open your present and then you get picknacks you can steal?
I think we should. I think we should. Because I know none of us want any of these.
Because we also had the theme and should be worth saying. Yep. These are all of these gifts Funko pops. Yeah, yeah
We were like, boys for this wonderful holiday season why don't we all go to our local JB Hi-Fi or EB games and find the worst Funko Pop that you could find.
Asterix worst meaning one that brings you the most confusion or joy to find as a Funko Pop. Well if we're doing it Chris Gr Griego style, let's put them all in the middle. Okay, okay, okay.
Mine's in a tote bag because I did not have wrapping paper.
Okay, no worries.
I'm just gonna do these two, cause I've...
One little thing about JB, they often have a trash pile,
and then with that in that trash pile, they're also like,
if you buy two, please take one for free.
Oh!
And I was like, there was so much terrible trash,
that I had to. Oh, you could stop yourself.
This one, look, I feel this one,
this one really is more of a gift for the studio.
Okay.
So who wants to be the studio representative?
Well, me and Jackson will open it together,
one side each.
So this could be the studio representative
of what I think we should have.
Yes!
Ned!
As a wizard.
Ned is a wizard?
Wizard Ned.
It's wizard fucking Ned dude!
Dude that's fucking crazy!
What the hell we got a wizard Ned pop?
A wizard Ned pop and it only costs a lovely humble $15.
Aw dude.
I'm gonna leave the price on.
Fucking bargain.
He's part of the set that includes Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, the amazing Spider-Man, Spider-Man, MJ, Doctor Strange,
Doc Ock, Electro, Green Goblin, and Ned is a wizard.
Can I have a look? I want to see Ned as a wizard.
Who? That's incredible, man. That is a really powerful, powerful Funko. My god.
Also, that means that they've officially named... Hang on, give me that back for a second.
Yeah. They've officially named Spider-Man from
Raimi's Spider-Man as Friendly Neighborhood
Spider-Man. That's weird. Cause he's like the
least friendly of the bunch. Yeah!
He has some mud in your eye
or whatever he says. Hey!
I'm gonna fuck you for New York!
I'm gonna fuck my wife for New York!
Whatever, he lost five years.
Well, should we just
grab one and give it to each other?
Because look, I'll go first.
Jil Zamit, I think you'll really appreciate this one.
Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
I will open up this canvas bag.
Have a sweet look.
Well, it is the very old silent bulb.
From Clerks 3.
Bro, that's good.
From Clerks 3 where everyone's dead, apparently,
from the previous one.
Everyone's getting, this is Silent Bob post-heart attack?
Yeah.
It's actually, it's thin Silent Bob.
That's amazing.
It's a bunch of weight.
I like that because there's not a lot
you can do with a Funko Pop.
You really have a beautiful square canvas of a face to work with.
Yeah.
And so they've kind of just given Silent Bob like this is a very slight like the under eye.
Yeah, bags under the eyes.
Makes him look so tired.
Yeah, well that's how he looks in the film.
Exhausted Bob, dude.
Well, that's fair enough. Well, exhausted Bob.
I know maybe this is going against pop rules.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Crack it open, dude. Who gives a fuck?
Crack the pop.
We're gonna ruin these, uh, uh, I don't know crack it open dude. Yeah
Yeah, I guess the the
Value of you gotta see what is no treasure no treasure is that some pops of treasure?
Well do try give this to you though. Okay, perfect. You can you can have that one I gotta say when I bought this one. it was humiliating and then HAHAHAHA WOAH!
He looks FU-
HAHAHA
His face is awesome
It's the Funko Pop of Jar Jar Binks from episode 1 of Phantom Menace
and his face is fucked up
That's a wrong face
WOAH!
Time to crack it
He looks crazy
So I bought this and when I went up to the lady I was obviously humiliated
What the fu- HAHAHAHA It looks crazy, so I bought this and when I went up to the lady. I was obviously humiliated
Where's Bob gone?
We'll get him in the middle yeah, but as I purchase this pop pile I get I think I gave the lady I bought this off
horrendous whiplash because I bought it and she looked at me with disdain But then she was wearing very cute earrings
So I accidentally flirted and was like oh my god those earrings are so cute
And then she just had the strangest look on her face where she was like half giggling and half horrified dude
It was terrible. Yeah, truly terrible and then a final thing with this when I was walking it into the studio today
I tripped over and dropped it on the ground
Did a little fart.
All laugh
Fair enough. Jack, here's, I'll give you, you can have this one I believe.
This was, cause this is, I'll do the story after because this was the one that was the first one, the first awful one that I found.
And I think, um...
Ed Sheeran?
Oh my...
But now if you want to look at Ed Sheeran...
Why?
If you were to describe Ed Sheeran, would you often describe him as blonde or a vampire?
Let me tell you that's what this one is.
Why does he- oh, I thought it was- I looked in the back assuming it was gonna be like-
Part of a set?
No!
Why did they do that to him? He also, and this is exciting, doesn't look like he can stand up.
Whoa, hey, great news about Bob.
Yeah, but at least Bob's-
Oh no, he's got a base! Oh, I kind of love, look at him, he's flying.
He's flying.
Did Ed Sheeran ever do this?
Did Ed Sheeran ever go through a blonde face?
Wasn't Ed Sheeran famously a redhead?
He sure is.
What?
He sure is.
Honestly, if you were like, this is...
He's gone super saiyan?
Honestly, if I was like, hey,
I got an Elton John Funko pop from the seven,
like this Elton John in the seventies or something,'ll be like oh yeah I can believe that that does not
look like Ed Sheeran even a tiny bit. Now Dusha as terrible as this Ed Sheeran
pop is I think this may be the worst Funko pop I could find. Oh my god I'm excited.
This one had the person behind the counter laughing where I was like hey cuz I went shopping with my wife and I was like
Oh no!
Guess what? You can get an honest to god Nazi as a Funko Pop
Oh my god
Arnold uh, Arnold Tott from Indiana Jones
Fuck dude
The villain, the Nazi villain
Okay so they have gotten away
So he goes he's $10.00. It's what he was cheaper. I double-checked
Fuck me, dude. There is a pin on his leg. He's got a lapel pin that I think in the movie is meant to be
My god, dude, yeah see that I reckon that would have been lost lost the cup But they couldn't should I crack open that?
So yeah
Bobble Ned bubble Ned he's a wizard dead fuck dude, so I do love that Christmas Merry Christmas boys
I hope we have
Just the best of all times now. What do you what's the our idiot? You're gonna these guys?
Nazis loved our cult that explains one needs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. they're not gonna love Ed Sheeran. No
Black eyes
Would love Ed Sheeran yeah
Love a wizard. Yeah, I love you some music you might say I'm Bobby's gonna be quiet mm-hmm silent Bob's the only one that doesn't actually stand up as well, which I like.
That's awesome. He's lying down.
He's too stoned!
One of these is not like the others. One of them is a Nazi.
Is a full Nazi. Oh my god.
Merry Christmas!
As part of the Christmas tradition, we've said Nazi and swastika so much that there is no chance that this video is not demonetized
on YouTube. No way in hell dude. No way in hell.
Well thank you Funko for making such wonderful things.
Incredible figurines. Really just, I don't know, adding joy to the world.
And let us know listeners, should we just keep getting horrible Funko pops and just making a pile of them on the table in front of us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I reckon. I reckon.
God, JoJo's so detailed.
I know.
Look, hey, if you have a terrible Funko pop that you've seen in the wild, or that you
may have, or that some aunt gave you as a gift that you are questioning, we have a PO
box.
Send us your worst Funko, dude.
Send us your worst Funko.
That's a crazy call out.
I feel like this might end so poorly for us.
But do it.
Send us your worst Funko pop.
Send us your worst Funko.
Someone's like, huh, I found a website where end so poorly for us. Oh great! Send us your worst Funko pop.
Someone's like, huh, I found a website where I could buy 20 Funkos for $100.
That's worth it to me to upset Plumbing the Death's stuff.
Well, they're going in the trash.
By trash, you mean the studio.
Yeah, we mean-
Uncle Murray the Wasp.
Anyway, so.
Okay.
Frosty's hat. Yeah. Anyway, so. Okay.
Frosty's hat.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, so in Frosty the Snowman, the legend, some children find a hat and they're making
a snowman.
They give it eyes and nose and mouth, all that shit.
And then they put the hat on.
And Frosty goes, I'm fucking alive.
There must have been some magic in that bitch hat.
Bitch?
What the hell, man?
There must have been a little fucking magic in the hat, dude.
Now I'm a guy.
But instead, the children go to put the hat on and I'm like,
the hat's magic.
And I punch the kids away and I steal the hat.
Punch the kids away?
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And then I run away and then now we've got a hat.
What are we gonna do?
My question before we decide what to do is,
so they put the hat on and on and on Frosty.
Frosty has a certain personality and Frosty's like, you know, now is that, the personality in that, does that come from the hat?
Or, does it come from the snow and the hat just made the snow do that?
Well, Frosty's got a kind of jolly sort of, he has a Christmassy, I would say, personality.
Now that, if I had to assign a personality to a snowman
Yes, that might be what I would give them. Yeah, so I want to say also
He was the snowman was made with Christmas cheer. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So I think the hat just brought frosty to life
Okay, so if you put the hat on dog shit, it's gonna be a bad attitude because we all know dog shit sucks
It's gonna have no face
I have no face. It's gonna be a live dog shit.
Wearing a big hat.
There we go.
You can't put a hat on.
You have to get a lot of dog shit
to put a hat on dog shit, all right?
Well, I know a lot of dogs.
They're doing awesome experiments
with dog shit and a top hat.
Okay, is that what you're doing?
No, I don't think so,
but I'm curious to see what you're doing
because what isn't alive that I'd want to be alive? I think the answer simple a dead guy
To use it for necromancy. I say hello. Welcome to okay, so step one. I open a funeral. Okay, okay
That was my first question. How are you finding a dead guy? Okay, and say say you're a grieving couple. Okay, you come in
you finding a dead guy okay and say say you're a grieving couple okay you come in
someone's dad or mom has just died of natural causes Boy died of natural causes away from the past and we've come to grieve our future son
Travelers who have come to our
Dead boy. Oh, thank you for choosing Jackson's funeral home first of all
So obviously I could run you through the basic package
You know you get pine box whatever dump me the crap
It gives a fuck but
70 yeah, but hey what about this? I can do a little extra sneaky
Do you want to say hello you want to say you lost goodbyes?
You know you want to talk to him you want to talk to you dead son?
Yeah, I pray to him in my dreams. No no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, on the seven-year-old dead boy yeah he goes back to life no he's a scenario
yeah he doesn't he returns to life or his body is piloted by that yes it's the
second one well what personality does it have though would it have his original
personality well let's just establish that if it went on frosty the snowman he
had a jolly Christmasy personality because he was made with Christmas cheer Yeah, so I feel like that if you put the hat on
Things made with love or like a happy thing. It will be happy cheerful go lucky
Yeah, a dead boy, even though he is 70 years old and died of natural causes
That's gonna be a somber man that comes back. Oh
Modern tab you're a liar. No, you won't know
Oh, mom and dad you're a liar. No, no, no, not the same guy No, it's so but it's like hello. It's a new guy based on the circumstances of the old guy. Yeah
Distilled all the way down to be was is did he have a cheerful life?
Oh, did he have a well first of all cheerful, okay whilst you you guys wait in the other room
I go into the room and say I just gotta prepare
Can we do the money up front?
Yeah, I'll go to the ATM and withdraw it. I need it in cash
Yeah, tap if you want a tip
If you think the service here has been an except point
Putting a tip jar out at the end of a funeral is really funny.
See the risk here though, you might want a tip jar but you don't want to tip up front.
Because if they do end up seeing their dead boy who's 70 years old and they had a great experience, you kind of want them to pay them.
That's a good point. I'll do that at the end.
Because they're going to be like, this is not worth it. I'll do that at the end.
This is worth as much as I got to say goodbye. I got to say whatever yeah, just do both times
And then if you want to tip yeah, you can do it again
If you really like your experience, but then I go into the room and I put the top hat on the corpse
Mm-hmm he comes back, and he's like he's like a completely different guy. Yeah, hey, man. You want to make some money
And then I'll pay him say a hundred bucks how does Frank Frankie how does frosty Frankie the snowman
frosty the snowman's
Sentience start yes, it's start as like a base level adult intelligence or is he like
What the fuck is going on?
Fuck no, I think he goes back, he's like, whoa, I'm alive!
I guess there was some magic in that old hat.
Okay, so...
The guy he brings back to the dead, yeah.
Whoa, I'm alive, I guess there was some magic in that hat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up.
So, I think it might be...
Anyway, I'm out. Alright, I'm out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I think it might be the original dead guy.
Based on the Frosty logic? Based on that Frosty logic, I think he might be the original dead guy. Yeah, based on the frosty logic?
Based on that frosty logic, I think you might just be like,
I'm back from the dead.
So, well, that is so dangerous to go down that path though,
because, okay, if we assume it's a magic hat,
and it just creates a personality, that's one thing.
But to suggest that Snow had a personality,
but no sentience, and it was only when you put the hat on that you
of the snow
Again frosty's words from yeah, I would be all lips. Yeah, it's yeah. Oh, there was some Matt
I'm a little this a magic. Yeah, I'm alive because he's talking to the heart. Yeah
I'm like I'm the heart. Yeah, that's true. The hat bought me to life. Mm-hmm. Therefore there was personality in that story. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this is good news for you. It's great news for me. Horrible ramifications for everything else
It turns out that everything in existence has a personality and is aware of everything that's going on
But just has no way of communicating it. Matter is neither, you know, created or destroyed.
I'm gonna put this hat on the toilet see what it has to say
I'm gonna know
the final secret of humanity
what does a toilet think
I think this is a question you've asked before but it bears repeating
do you think the toilet loves eating shit
or what
that's what I mean
I will know
I will finally do
what's better you put the hat on the toilet and the toilet goes
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Give me your shit!
Please! Now I can finally say
Don't shit in me!
What's better?
I think the first one.
The first one's way better. If the glove's eating shit, that's awesome.
Well then it's great, I'm doing the service.
Unless it says when you flush me, I come.
And that's me coming or something. Then I'm doing the serves. Yeah, that's a good point. Unless it says when you flush me, I cum. And that's me cumming or something.
Then I'm like, hmm.
I guess I'm never flushing the toilet again.
Please, don't edge me like that.
I don't want this relationship with you, toilet.
Do you only feel the cumming after I put the hat on you?
Or is it just always there?
Always.
Oh, no.
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
That's really bad to hear.
I hate this.
I hate this so much.
That's why when you do a second flush it's weaker sometimes.
Toilets also have a refractory period or whatever it's called.
Blum, blum, blum.
How do you know about that?
I read books.
When you read on the toilet, I read.
Through your arse.
What?
Toilets have a secret magic where they can gaze
through an asshole and see out the eyes.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
What are you saying?
That is the secret of the toilet.
The final secret of humanity.
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
We find you in your home, you've killed yourself.
I don't want to live on this world anymore
is what my note will say.
Do not look up the secret of humanity. Don't want to live on this world anymore is what my note will say.
Do not look up the secret of humanity.
Don't put a hat on the toilet.
What could he have meant?
What?
Well, okay, but in this there is an issue.
One tiny issue with my scam.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, you're gonna have to take the hat off and kill them again?
Yeah.
But they're already dead. Okay, you're gonna have to take the hat off and kill them again. Yeah, but they're already dead
Okay, here's what I imagine is gonna happen you put the hat on the corpse Yeah, corpse comes to live and it's like oh my god
I fucking died and you're like you're back and then what the scam you want to do unfolds where they say goodbye
And he's like no, but I'm alive now. You don't need to say goodbye. Yeah
Yeah, and then they
run
Please God no Yeah, well, they'll we'll fight back because you are killing them. You got to quickly just knock it off
Yeah, I gotta just throw a rocket or something
You have like you have a package which is like your own funeral package
Oh, okay, and so then like, you know, the funeral happens, but like, you know, they're there
Maybe they're sitting up like on a chair on the coffin. Don't know why
A lifeguard for some reason
Anyway, they're sitting there. They're like, you know, thank you can say condolences that and you can suck it like a bit of a fishing hook
Oh, so I can on the on the
Like a bit of a fishing hook. Oh so I can on the on the
The back of the hat because you got to tell them like there is a magic hat the magic only lasts for as long as the funeral
Okay, that's true. And they might be like don't do the funeral. So you're like, all right magic only lasts for like a day Yeah, yeah, whatever it is. Yeah, a lot of them because then they expect it's gonna happen
They don't think they can get away with this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like well then then they get there then you take off the hat
Funeral ends I take the hat off. off you know what if they connect it what if
they're like when the hats on him he's alive yeah how you know hats off him
he's dead what if I do this what if okay here's where your plans in a
full part straightaway I would love to say goodbye yeah I would love to attend
a funeral why have you got him dressed in that stupid hat you know my my boy. I find no one thing
Traveling through time is that my boy hated top hats or alternatively like oh boy. It's so good to see
Let me fix your hair take off the heart. Yeah, what about this? Let me see your beautiful golden locks
Stayed beautiful and golden even into his seventies
What about this okay? It's become more complicated Uh-huh, but I think it still works. I design a special coffin
Okay, and the coffin has a glass panel for the face
Okay, and I as part of the package I don't do open casket
I say we're an anti open casket funeral home, and I tie up the corpse
Okay
I
Put the hat on quickly close the coffin lid. What's going on? Let me out. I can't move help
I'm like, I don't know they just all say that
But then this is how they're all like help I'm tied up. I'm tied up my being buried alive
You know that's my biggest fear. I don't think that's
Just screaming
Get me out of here
Lot of crying, lot of sobbing. That's crazy that he'd be doing that every other corpse is normal
Yeah
Sounds like your son's a wuss
Your son's only doing that because I brought him back from hell
He doesn't want to go back to how your son went to hell everyone else that does this is really calm
So they're like, oh I was in heaven, which is eternal
Yes, and I'm really excited to talk to my parents and stuff, but they have to go back to heaven
I need to go back to heaven, but your son's in hell. Yeah
So yeah, you really got to do a scam on I guess the bereaved family. You also gotta do a scam on the recently dead.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
You gotta be like, you know, hey, I'm a magic man.
And I've, you know, you've, you're a lightning man for like 24 hours.
Okay, I got a new strategy.
Can you, okay, go on.
I build a device.
Uh-huh.
Well, I like that every step with this results in you buying a bigger, like building a bigger
and bigger thing.
Yeah.
But this device crucially does nothing.
Okay, but as part of it is there's a chair that the deceased sit in, strapped down,
and a gigantic, like one of those, um, like you know those things for like doing a beehive hairdo?
That comes down and looks high-tech, but it's actually just the top hat in there.
So it doesn't even look like a top hat's going on his head.
And he goes
And locks him in place and when he comes back to life I say hey
Shut up. You're in a up. Take off the hat.
Oh my god!
My hammer!
Jesus Christ! Okay, we'll try that again.
Okay.
Okay. Oh thank god.
So, hey.
Where am I? Why am I tied up?
What's going on?
The last thing I remember is I was old!
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Also in that situation you took the hat off and kept yelling at the body.
He's pissing me off.
I think you need to be gentler.
He's annoying.
Stop yelling! Just accept it.
So, what you need to do
is rather than,
you almost need it to be like they wake up in a lab
that you have set up to do like psychology in.
Okay.
Rather than tying them up and bringing them back to life
in front of an audience.
Yeah, two things I would advise against.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Because if at least if it's in a room,
they just sit up on a table,
like an operating table basically.
And then you're like, hey,
I'm sure as you remembered, you died.
Yeah.
And they'll be like, what? I'm dead?
And then they've got space to freak out.
Yeah.
And then you can be there to calm them down.
Maybe not you.
Not you.
You know, they're not seeing their loved ones crying
and in the looks of horror.
Yeah. And then they say- And they're like, hey, we've had the technology to bring someone crying and in the looks of horror. Yeah, and then I say,
I'd be like, hey, we've had the technology to bring someone back for a brief period of time.
We can bring you back temporarily as long as you keep the helmet on, but you can't keep the helmet on for very long.
I wouldn't even be explaining all this.
He's like, you know, we've brought you back very temporarily.
Yeah, your family have paid for this to say their final goodbyes.
We're gonna bring them in one at a time now.
Yeah, I wouldn't even mention that because now then you're like, what? What? What do you mean pay?
Hahaha!
Your family have paid!
What are you doing out here?
Your family!
Goodness of a day out of your heart, you're a ghoul, man!
Your family!
Have been extorted, I mean, her!
You are such a ghoul!
Your family are so-
How much should they pay?
Hey man, you know, a sucker born every minute, PT Bonham, whatever!
Exactly!
You wanna see elephant or whatever, get the hell out of my service.
I should set fire to those whales.
He's right.
He was right to do that.
Yeah, I think it's just like we have the technology to bring you back for a brief re-time.
So like, we're gonna bring your family in to say goodbye.
Say goodbye.
You know, so just, like, hope this is your chance.
This is your chance, you know.
To say like the last thing, you know, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, and then the family, they finish?
And then you say unfortunately
We're gonna have to kill you again
And as they leave yeah last person to leave you go hmm well. I hope you have a very good afterlife Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly the hat we've also proved you've been in heaven, but you forgot
Hat off then he dies I go out. I'm like is that five hundred bucks, and if you'd like
If you'd like to see me if you'd like to I don't know if you think why was he wearing a top hat mmm
No, no, no you do the thing. It's a device. It's an apparatus. It's a doodad on his head
I say the doodad brings him back to life
The doodad is what you know the yeah, I say it's actually a patent technology that I can't explain to you
You won't give this to other people? For $500.
No.
I will not.
That would flood the market.
I'm making good money.
Exactly.
Once again, you're a ghoul man.
You're a monster.
Yeah, whatever.
Get out of my sight.
I'm taking my tip back.
Fuck.
Yeah, you really gotta like thread that needle to be just like...
Here's what I'm learning.
I can't be on the floor.
No, you can be on the floor
I just when they leave I like you fucking get them the suckers give you their fucking money
Do they leave a tip a fat juicy one?
Always I get a hundred percent of the tips because I made this scam
Okay, juice all those suckers out every last Go to a strip as always I get a hundred percent of the tips because I made this scam
Okay, juice all those suckers out every last time I got I get the cash
Whoever you hide is just gonna break you in the back of the head even they're just gonna go to the news right away That's it. I'm like yeah, just lock up when you go
Yeah, they will go to the news.
Man finds the secret to immortality.
Bring it back to dead.
Yeah.
Well, what you could do in terms of bringing someone back from the dead,
what you want to do is like, you know, you can try and find a very wealthy man.
Okay.
And instead of being like, I'm gonna try and, you know, get the people who are bereaving,
is just to try and be like, hey,
you have as much money in the world,
and unfortunately, guess what?
There's one thing you can't cure.
Oh yeah. Death.
So, this is a good way.
We give you, if you die, we just give you that,
we put the hat on, and then you'll be able
to live immortal with this hat.
Yeah, yeah. And I have the hat,
and I'm happy to part with, you know.
$100 million.
$100 million, whatever it is.
And you live forever.
And you get to live forever.
I contact my bodyguard, Higgins, kill this man.
Steal his hat.
Oh.
So you have to wait for them to die the first time,
then put a hit out on him.
No, because Xamet's come to me and said,
hey, I got a magic hat that'll keep you alive. I have a pay me and I'm like motherfucker. I'll just kill you and get that
I'm a millionaire. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe I'll have like if you if you're gonna kill me
Yeah, I and I alone only know where the hat. Yeah. Yeah, I think in this scenario
You don't I think the thing about the hat. Yeah, it's like a specific object people can steal
You got it use the Jackson funeral home
So it should be like I have a patent technology. I have something that yeah
I have something if you know and if they were shady billionaire, which they all are
Oh absolutely all you do is if you wanted me to prove this to work
You got to meet me whatever you got to bring a dead body and they'll have at least one
Yeah, and as long as it looks like a- Put it on Walt Disney's head to demonstrate it.
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Nazi bitch!
I think he is awake, man.
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like a basketball.
That would be awesome.
Hey, they edited out all of you- all the pictures of you smoking.
I bet you fucking hate that, don't you?
He stops screaming. he's so irate. He gets so angry the water is in boils.
I've heard nothing but bad things about you Walt, I brought you back to life to mock you.
Stupid head arse bitch. But if you make it look like a high tech device then all you
can say is like you don't know how it works. Only I know how it works. The trick is it's
a magic hat. I like the idea of someone buying this hat coming back from the dead and then like I don't know
Bending it. Oh, I dropped the coin
Breeze a bird. Yeah
I mean hats get destroyed going to bed. Yeah, very funny to then not explain it to them
Yes, so then when they do, you know. They take off the hat to go to bed.
And you sneak in, steal the hat.
Million dollars ritual.
What do you mean steal it?
They take the hat off, they die holding the hat in their hands.
Like.
Yeah, but in Zamit's scenario where he gives the guy the hat, the guy pays Zamit.
Yeah.
Then the guy goes to Zamit, doesn't explain that he needs to wear the hat the whole time.
Guy goes to bed, dead.
Zamit sneaks into the room, steals the hat, does it again.
Yeah. Although here's the trick.
Guy takes off his hat, puts it on the bedside table.
Bedside table goes, I guess there was some magic in it.
Wait, no, I can't move.
I don't have a face.
Guy goes, take it off, dead.
The moment it leaves his head, dead.
So he just falls forward.
Yeah, that's true.
Assuming the hat doesn't land.
Oh, if it lands.
Then that's an alive floor. Yeah, that's true. Assuming the hat doesn't land. Oh, if it lands.
Then that's an alive floor.
Or maybe an alive house.
Because the thing is, you've got to be like, well,
you have to have the instructions.
Like, when you're dead, you need someone
to put this device on your head, right?
Or else they're just going to die.
Yeah, whatever.
So they would have to know that.
And then someone needs to be able to put it in.
A lot of this is like, well, then I could live forever. I don't want to give this to a person.
Yeah, absolutely. Whatever. I'm just going to invest in some like, whatever, the Fortune
500 and I'm just going to put on that hat and go to something. Wake me up in a thousand
years. Oh, look at my stocks. How are they good?
Okay, so you're kind of using it to time travel.
Charles Hammett, rich skeleton. a rich skeleton
It will well it depends because if you're so you imagine you put the hat on and sleep for on
That's what I was gonna do I was gonna come well double man Yeah, to be honest, I was gonna put on a chair and use the chair as a new podcast host and fire you too
cast host and fire you too. Oh, what's a chair gonna say?
Chair's got bad opinions.
Well, if the toilet has the secret of humanity, what does a chair have to say?
No, the toilet knows the final secret of the toilet.
No, sorry, the toilet knows the big secret of the toilet, which is the final unanswered
question of humanity.
Exactly.
Do toilets like to be shit in or not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dangerous toilet.
Dangerous toilet.
A chair's gonna know...
Nothing.
I get sat in and farted in.
Oh, actually, that...
Similar. Does a chair like getting farted in. Oh, actually that... See? Similar.
Does a chair like getting farted in or hate it?
I think that's the same for it. I reckon a chair hates it.
Because it discolours the chair if you fart in it too much.
And also, like, so if you're a chair, let's all imagine we're a chair.
I made it seem like I've done that before, but no, I've just seen disgusting photos.
Oh yeah, you see, I feel like there's a subreddit of gamer chairs with fart marks.
But, so say you're a chair.
Mm.
You've been designed to be sad.
That's true.
Right?
Yeah.
So somebody sits in you that's gotta be pretty good.
Exactly.
But is farting taking you too far in your mind?
Yeah, but if you're made for one thing and then you do a second thing, is that second
thing good or bad?
I'm sure that people who design chairs, they're also been like, well they're gonna get farted.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a sneaky design.
And here's a question for you.
Why is a fart bad? For a chair who has no nose? for us. Why is what the other what's wrong with the fart?
Well fart stinky obviously, uh, I mean an unpleasant warmth if it's not your own
It's I mean, it's full of shit particles. Yeah. Yeah for sure bad for you. Okay. Yeah, you're back for your system pink eye
Okay, now imagine you're a chair
None of these things are an issue if a chair. Warmth could be.
Warmth could be, the unsettling warmth.
Yeah, but then...
My chair doesn't feel warmth.
Stain.
That's true.
Yeah.
And again, whatever, a chair does not care.
Chair cannot see colors.
Yeah, but the hat...
But I guess the hat will give it eyes and mouth.
But also, as we established, the way the hat works is it means that everything just has a personality.
Yeah.
And awareness just has no way to voice or do anything about it.
So the chair might kind of not know about farts really.
No, no, no, the chair will know about farts.
But it might not have an opinion of them.
No, it will have an opinion, it will know about them.
It will have an opinion on whether it likes being sat on,
if it's getting moved into different rooms.
It's gonna have all of those opinions.
Well, I guess if everyone has a different personality,
then I'll just try to get the right chair for me.
The chair that loves farts.
The chair that will be a decent host.
That's my hope.
Well the problem is, a chair-
That sounds like the worst kids book.
The chair who loved farts.
But the problem is, chairs still only have chair knowledge.
So like, you're not gonna find a chair that's seen
a movies chair, a cinema chair.
A movies chair? Is that what you asked?
This guy said ahhh a movie chair.
Well what kind of chairs would you get?
Well with Frosty right, he can speak, he knows language, he understands so many different things.
So I guess there's this kind of, innate knowledge. Yes, yeah, yeah. Of whatever's going on. But you probably get like, yeah,
honestly try different chairs. Because you could do like an office chair, you could do like,
imagine, imagine. Oh, that would be good dynamic. Terrible stories of like a gamer chair. Oh, yeah.
The terrible things that that chair has seen. You get like a historical chair. Yeah. Break into the museum. Yeah, break into the museum.
You got a very famous chair.
Throne.
Yeah, a throne.
Do a podcast with it.
Maybe instead of breaking in, it could be like a...
You go in and you put it on the chair
and interview the chair.
Podcast, but museum.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go into the museum, give yourself a night
of the museum experience.
Put it on a T-rex skeleton.
One at a time.
Mm.
Yeah. I'm trying to find Robin Williams.
Yeah, what's he up to?
Who was he again?
Roosevelt?
Yeah, he was Roosevelt.
Do we have a Roosevelt in here?
A National Gallery of Victoria?
No.
The National Gallery is mostly paintings.
Yeah, I guess you could put it like a wax statue.
Madame Tusson.
You know Madame Tusson, put it on a wax statue that I guess would then have the personality of the celebrity.
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What about this?
Is this a way you could get a celebrity guests on the podcast hey you make like a fucked up
Homemade like a home of Simpson. Okay, so you get like socks that you fill with stuffing
You feel a pillow and then hey I go yeah and get a lot of Funko pops. Yeah
And then I simply just put the hat on the phone that's like that movie with the cupboard to put the guy in the
Yeah, they put the guy in the cupboard movie
They come to life, but they're little I guess would be the same
But can you put a top hat that's sized for a man on a thing well?
This is another question is gonna
Oh, yeah
Because another thing I was thinking of with your plan rather than top at work if you put the top hat on like the guy
I can do the dead person yeah, would that be okay well and like so they stood up yeah so
I could take it down maybe whatever so like yeah how much like could I somehow
like taper that can I alter that hat oh I see so you kind of make a funnel so
that you can put it on or have you chopped it up into lots of little hats
to bring the Funko Pops alive. How does one chop up a hat into little hearts? You just get the
fabric. But what is a hat? If I hat into little hearts? You just get the fabric.
But what is a hat?
If I have this little hat.
What is a hat?
If I had this little card and I put it on my head.
Not a hat.
Is this a hat?
How is it not a hat?
It's on my head.
It's...
What's the difference truly between that card and your cap?
Yeah.
I think that a hat will be defined by like,
interview...
What if I get my phone?
A regular phone.
But now, it is a hat.
That um, it looked like it hurt.
You're in early internet times of like,
anything could be a hat.
Yeah.
What is a hat?
Get the definition of a hat, dude.
Does it need to?
You know what's crazy?
So in the last year's Christmas episode,
we spent some time debating what a jacket is.
Yes.
Why does that happen at Christmas?
Hat is a head covering often with a brim around it which
Mmm, which is usually worn outdoors to give protection from the weather
A shaped covering shaped a shaped well this is a this is shaped
Yeah, but I reckon that's close to hat why is it shaped head shaped?
Yeah, but I reckon that's close to hat. Why is it shaped head shaped?
Is not shaved head shaped tea cozy
Shaped head shaped. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. What if I wore that actually goes well with your outfit? Oh
It's a helmet a hat helmets a helmet, which is a heart
Okay Okay, it gave me whiplash because I thought you were disagreeing. Yeah, agreed.
What about a large bowl?
Yeah.
That's head shaped.
It's head shaped.
I could put it over my head.
Yeah.
A mixing bowl?
I think that that would fall into silly hat territory.
Ah, silly hats.
I see.
Like a colander type.
Which is you'll find you are currently wearing.
I'm currently wearing a silly hat.
Okay.
A tea cozy can be a silly hat, but it's not always a hat like it is
No longer a hat. Well what about this? This is interesting. So say I put the tea cozy on my head
Yeah, and I say I'm wearing the tea cozy as a hat. Well, yeah, I'm not saying it is a hat
You're wearing it as a hat. But it is a hat then. Yes. Well, I don't know what it is
No, I know you don't think it is because you were like, this is interesting, but it is a hat
Yeah, but I'm wearing it as a hat. Exactly. So it's a hat. So if you wear it as a hat, but it is a hot yeah, but I'm wearing it as a hat yeah
Yeah, so if you wear as though it is a hat it's just don't wear a hat yeah Yeah, and now it has transcended and became a hat yeah, you're wearing it like it's a hat
But that just makes it a hot yeah, but I don't know cuz I'm not wearing it, and it's a hat no it is though
I'm wearing it as though
Become almost just as like it was a hat
Yeah, and now it has become well. It's not almost like it's taking the next step. It is a hat
I don't know if you're wearing something as a hat. Yeah, you're wearing it as a
Hat it's a temporary hat as a hat therefore it is a hat
And if it's a temporary hat which means for the period that's on your head. It's a hot okay, okay fair enough
You're not happy with head, it's a hat. Okay, fair enough
You're not happy with this. No
Just as our hat what?
Sorry as if it were a hat as if it were a hat. Yeah that last bit there. Yeah
Yeah, I hear you. No, but you don't get it. I can tell you don't understand because I can see you're like
I'm giving up on this, but I'm right and he's wrong.
I just don't know.
I'm just asking questions.
As a hat. Yeah. Currently for the foreseeable future it's a hat.
Alright. Well, okay. I have a bowl.
Okay.
And I'm like I want a drink of water, but I can't I don't have a cup
Yeah, I get my bowl and I fill it up with water and I drink out of it as if it were a cup
Yeah, so for that that pure time. It's a cup bowl as a cup and therefore is a cup
Yeah for the period of time yes. Yeah, yes
I've had no you've moved the goalpost I can see what you're doing, but yes
Yeah, that's what we say when the tea cozy comes off your hat headed is no longer a hat
Okay, yeah, not a hat on your head hat hat. Yeah off again. Not hot. Yeah, how does this help?
Xamit what you what you bought this out, right?
Where are we right? So yes, okay. So if we get like a little symbol, yeah
And then we cut off a little tiny you have to cut out the fabric but then and then
The symbol and then I just put it on each one a little,
oh, what about Funko Pop?
I wanna chat about maybe.
And then, cause I guess if each Funko Pop
is a facsimile of what it's representing.
Don't waste your time with Silent Bob.
Yeah, although sometimes he has
some very important things to say.
He says, hey, Chasing Amy.
This is why Ch Amy school chase yeah you
wouldn't probably do Todd yeah cuz you'll have some bad stuff yeah all
that is no no no is this anything gay son or Todd daughter
that anything yeah that's heaps of things dude Yeah, yeah
Is that like a bad, like a not very good tweet?
Do you reckon?
I think it would be a baffling tweet that gets 8 likes
But I also tweeted recently
That, um, and by recently I mean
A month ago
One must imagine
Ouroboros happy
How many likes did that get?
Like 12, and that included a reply That was a photo of Ouroboros happy. Yeah, how many likes did that get? Like 12, and that included a reply that was
a photo of Ouroboros, and it just said,
dude, this fucking rocks.
Okay, maybe Twitter's ready for these specific tweets.
Let me tell you, it's not, but it's funny to try.
I'm gonna keep tweeting.
Yeah, you gotta keep tweeting, dude.
It's the place to be.
Cause the old-
Gotta delete it.
Yeah, yeah, you can delete it all you want, but you gotta understand that it's you just have a thought you're like
I'm saying it. Why not? Nothing? I'm not I'm saying it. Yeah, that's all right
You don't have to like social media, but I think it's awesome cuz it's stupid. It's good to be in the wasteland
That is Twitter. Um, so yeah, I guess that'd be a decent way of yeah, I guess for profit
Yeah, interview Funko pops well we got five
in front of us who you interviewing yeah your wizard Ned uh-huh wizard Ned
would be an interesting discussion but how what's it like being a wizard
the powers of the wizard Ned? first off I think vampire blonde Ed Sheeran yeah
did you just be like hey why do you look like this?
I'll get him to record a couple of, like, you know,
some musical tracks.
Yeah. How's he gonna record musical tracks
when he's that size?
You get a little tiny microphone, dude.
Tiny recording booth. He's singing.
Okay, what if his voice isn't the same?
What if it does the classic cartoon thing of
"'cause he's small and he's got squeaky."
No, you just say it's a freaking Alvin and the Chipmunks album.
Or I'll pitch shift it. If you pitch shift it, Cause he's smaller than that squeaky You just say it's a Alvin in the Chipmunks album
Or I'll pitch shift it
If I pitch shift it then make it sound like less like Chipmunk
It'll sound beautiful like Ed Sheeran
And I'll get sued by Ed Sheeran
And he'll be like what the hell
And I'm like it's not me, it's your little paperpop doll
How'd you do that man?
Yeah I'm Ed Sheeran
Well then I'll be like Ed Sheeran, why don't you come on down
I like this Ed Sheeran And why don't you come to the come on down? I like this Ed Sheeran. I know why don't you have a chat to your little tiny blonde vampire?
Oh, glimey! You made a tiny homunculus of me.
Is this Ringo?
Yeah, dude, Ed.
Yeah, man! It's almost, almost Rastafarian, which is dangerous.
Yeah.
Do you think Ed Sheeran would like Tiny Ed Sheeran?
No.
Fair enough.
Well, I mean, he had to sign off on him though, I'm guessing.
That's true.
I think he'd be like, why did I sign off on this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why is it blonde?
It would be so good to sign off on a toy and then someone, like the first time it's like
print and you get handed one. It just looks like shit
Yeah, like I do that yeah
Because again, it'd be like Ed. Why is he blonde? Yeah? Why is he good vampire?
He must be from some specific music video or something gotta be
It's also not familiar
I mean not that I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Ed Sheeran's music videos
But like I've never seen Ed Sheeran look like this and there's no clue. No, not at all
It just says Ed Sheeran vinyl figure
It's just it's just it is from the bad habits music video. Okay, okay
Does he is he flying in that music video very blonde in that?
I believe that he is a
vampire in that music video very blonde in that I believe that he is a vampire I got the video up in front of me here it's truly baffling very okay it's a
truly I mean in a way I'm sad that they didn't just like make a random edge here
and their vinyl or I mean there is also a chance that that is the case mm-hmm
true um cuz I've only seen the close-up of his face where he's wearing that
makeup in the video.
Yeah, okay.
I'm just gonna skip the ads and then let's...
Of course, let's see.
I think with a little microphone or a regular microphone and then like, you know...
It does look like him.
If I have a bunch of different Funko Pops and a bunch of different little tiny hats, then it'll be fine.
Do you think, because obviously your plan here is to say you're interviewing the real...
Are you... well actually, it's a good question. So you're saying you're interviewing the Funko Pop or you to say you're interviewing the real- Are you- Well actually it's a good question.
So you're saying you're interviewing the Funko Pop or you're saying you're interviewing the real person?
I reckon I'd be saying like I'm interviewing like, you know, an impersonator.
Oh, okay.
So make it kind of like a satire.
Yeah.
So then the Turing can't sue me.
Yeah, that's true.
And then we make original songs that are satire.
So Turing can't sue me.
Yeah, smart.
Wait a second, I'll just- Hang on.
Weird Al's gotta have a little Funko Pop. Oh, absolutely
Okay, okay. I'll get Weird Al, a little Funko Pop, make him alive and then be like, all right, Weird Al, Funko Pop
Let's make some music. Okay. It's satire wherever you're doing, but also it's satire on Weird Al. He can't sue me
Yeah, smart, dude. I think you've done a genius job
You can't do satire on with see it's satire on widow
Why not on widow with Al we know why can't you do satire on weird? He doesn't own the music
No, you just do satire. You just he does all the songs
Yeah, I think we like other song could satire because those are weird. Yeah, he also has to get permission is what yeah
We don't have to get permission
Did you think you could just like go into this to you to be, I'm taking your instrumental and changing the lyrics a little bit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay, okay.
Well, then little Funko, Wien, Al would have told me this.
Yeah, yeah, you'd be like, fuck!
Okay, well I gotta get permission.
Then I get Ed Sheeran Funko Pop and be like,
Hey, you're basically the real deal.
Can I use your songs? And he'd be like, I guess.
And I'm like sweet
Song yeah, okay, and then you do like Funko pop versions of all of the songs I think that
Live they'll be like moving stuff. Yeah, yeah film and then like wow, that's good animation
These little Funko pops. Oh, yeah
Like maybe get sued a few times.
You'll bounce back.
So the Bad Habits music video does feature him as a vampire and flying.
But he is not blonde.
That's weird.
Why did they do that?
He's at a hair salon at the start.
And his hair's spiked up.
But it is still his natural hair colour.
I reckon that that's gotta be
Like a cast of a previously other blonde. Yes, Funko surely that they've just been like whatever
Yeah, like we'll just change the face. Has he got treasure in him shake his head
That's sad
So you're going double man. Yeah, I want to be a man man. Okay, man man
Frosty the man man.
What does it feel like to be...
Yeah, what does it feel like to be...
Joel Frosty the man man.
Yeah, yeah.
Where is he getting Frosty from?
The hat.
So the hat's named Frosty.
Well, who named Frosty the snowman?
The children, I think.
Yeah.
Also the snowman named itself.
So you would have like a double you personality.
Yeah.
It would be like two douches inhabiting the one body.
Yeah, but what would happen?
I reckon I mean personal gain my more well rested if I sleep once to actually sleep twice
No, you're gonna sleep you're sleeping once for two people. Oh, then you're awake twice
You're awake twice you're awake twice but sleep once
You're awake twice. I'm awake twice, but sleep once for two people. I think you sleep twice as well Oh, you got it. Hopefully you queue up the same times. Otherwise you're awake. Well, he's asleep. But oh wait
Yeah, but okay. Do I just need because I mean
So, okay say the human body needs sleep obviously, yeah
Two guys no, I was gonna try and figure out if I could do like eight hours on eight hours off
Dolphin shutting off up brain. Oh, yeah, shutting off either Joel or frosty. I am keeping the name
So, okay, let's figure this out. Yeah, you sleep. Yeah frosty's in charge of my body. Oh, okay. Okay
You've got night frosty and day Joel. Yeah.
Actually I might swap that around. Day Frosty, night Joel. So Frosty is you, so he'll be like,
no I want night. Well, because okay, so in that scenario where they, so you say you wake up at,
so you spent eight hours during the day. Yeah. Then you sleep for eight hours. Yeah. When you're
sleeping for eight hours, so Frosty sleeps for eight hours, you day? Yeah, then you sleep for eight hours. Yeah, when you're sleeping for eight hours
So Frosty sleeps for eight hours. You have the night, right? What are you doing?
Hanging out. Okay, and during the day Frosty lives a lot. Yeah, is Frosty
Does he need to sleep? Because he's a the magic is a hat
Magic comes from that hat. Yeah, my body still needs a sleep. Because when Frosty does frosty
Does the snowman sleep? No. I have to take the still need to sleep? Cause when frosty... Does Frosty the Snowman sleep?
No.
Oh I have to take the hat off to sleep.
We were discussing this before so it doesn't even work.
You can just tape it to your head.
That's fine.
How am I taping a top hat to my head?
You just...
Gaffer.
Shave your head.
Oh you know what? No.
I would just install a chin strap.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Smart smart smart smart.
That's funny cause you...
I mean...
You would just like lose and gain it throughout the night as you shifted around.
So is it more of a like well, I want to be productive
So I'm gonna wear it when I'm sleeping. I just think that yeah
Well, I'd only wear it if I was sleeping if it meant that like someone out
Oh, yeah, cuz I guess I wouldn't need to lie down, but my guess my body physically needs to rest
So something I keep thinking about with frosty is that frosty is like a regular shaped snowman
Yeah, then he gets a hat and he gets arms and legs. So there is some physical transformation that takes place. So I might get two more arms two more legs.
Maybe arms coming like you know you might like the hats arms the magic of the hat
would come through your arms. Yeah, yeah.
Maybe you just like explode your wrist and a hand comes out. That's awesome. You'd be like Wolverine in my face But then when Frosty's hat comes off does Frosty just revert immediately back to old snowman?
Yeah, I think so. So if I take the hat off do I get my old limbs back?
I was just wondering if it would make you strong basically like if you've got like a dicky knee. Mentally yes
Okay, because you got two you's thinking at the same time. I just think we're gonna nut this out
This will be so easy. I just think we're gonna not this out. This would be so easy
I just think if you are doing the like you you frosties during the day
You're drinking off would feel twice as good to orgasms just one orgasm twice
Felt by two men
Two hands on no, but the thing is it's just your body. Yeah, it's not like you're experienced everything twice
You're just you're not doing everything times twice. You're just experiencing it, too
It's two separate ways. Yeah. Yeah, are you experiencing it? Oh frosty is that's a good point
I've just put another person in my body to experience the same thing and I'm very well. He just take control
Can he escape take it because he takes control over the state of the snow.
Yeah.
But there's nothing fighting back when he's the snow I guess.
So if I just give it myself schizophrenia.
Yeah.
Maybe.
You've certainly put another personality in your brain.
But that is you though.
But it's you.
Because it would just be you.
Yeah.
But it's...
So maybe two men will experience one orgasm with Jack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not two orgasm. No, it's the one orgasm experience
But by two. Yeah, so you would be yeah sleeping, but it'd be the experiencing one sleep by for two men
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're sleepy, but then does that mean?
But the once hang on we can figure it out
Can I break it up like in the same way if you don't sleep much and then you have a nap later in the day,
you usually feel fine by the end of the night.
Where can I just have one person sleep through the night,
and then I feel like I've got half the amount
of sleep required, but then I wake up,
and then the other person, the other me goes to sleep,
but I just keep operating throughout my day.
Yeah, because you could probably do that.
Like you're gonna have you sleep while you are walking.
So you have one person's body, right?
So that needs a so your body needs eight hours of sleep. Yeah So if you go to sleep you have eight hours of sleep, right and then whoever wants to wake you're woken up
Whatever. Yeah, then you like alright frosty or me go to sleep. You're like, but I can't cuz my body's not tired
Yeah, no, no, no, but that's that might be okay because it'll you mentally you can still be tired. Yeah
Yeah, but your body can't sleep. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm bodies awake and you have the brain. Yeah
Right. No, no, no, cuz I'm still going to bed at night. Yeah. Yeah, he's just he's just so I'm just sleeping a second time
During the day, but my body doesn't need to cuz my body's getting two sleeps
Yeah, but one metal sleep. I know you are getting yes, you can potentially but will you though like is it physically possible?
Like about depression if you got a tired brain
Yes, sleep no way haven't given myself the pressure but it works in the same way
It's kind of like if you were in a Mac that moved your body
Yeah, could you sleep in that Mac as it moved around and dots did stuff?
Cuz that's what the other personality is doing.
And then it leads us to the next question of
what gain could I get out of this?
Because if you are more mentally aware, maybe?
I'm mentally stronger.
Any problem solving situation I get done in half the time?
Just looking at it with two brains?
It's all one?
It's the same brain.
Two persons.
So it's the same processing power, either one brain but now you have two consciousness
Feels like you're overclocking your body
You know how the room was famously shot on two cameras that were taped together
Yeah, so the angle was exactly the same and there was no real reason to do it. That'd be me but approaching every problem
It's like you heard it in your computer. It's like I would have a different approach because
That's the thing it's like it's not about you know if you have a say different personality that's like whatever yeah different thinking
But it's not it's you. It's you twice. I still reckon I'll get stuff done twice as well
I reckon it will slow you down. I'm overclocking my body. No no no no
I don't know if they write CPU terms or computer terms, but it is like having too much RAM and not enough processing power vice versa.
It feels like you've actually got more storage, but the same processing power.
Would it be quicker if you had the one computer and you had two users,
one's using the computer and one's logging onto the same desktop remotely,
and they are mirroring each other's movements
when they click and open programs.
That's kind of what you've done.
Would it be quicker?
Yes!
Way faster.
You're opening up Word twice.
But.
Typing at the same time.
But.
So it's like, you know, hi, but it's like H-H-I-I.
But it's not even that,
because they're both hitting H at the same time.
I mean, I guess it would. Yeah, you're saying that though,'re both hitting H at the same time. Oh, you know, I mean I guess yet would yeah
You're saying that though
But if you open a textbook and I'm like I need to memorize this text. Yeah or memorize this chapter
Yeah, if I'm reading that twice, so what's gonna happen is you're reading it and the little voice in your head
That's reading it is also having a little voice in their head reading it. Yeah, which maybe means you get an echo. Yeah
Yeah, but we're both good. No
Do a thing where you open a book and one eye focuses on each page?
Yeah, so one eye is focusing on one. So one, yes, you're reading this page. The other you is reading that page, but you're not meeting.
But it's two personalities. We could have a conversation. Yeah. So after you read a book, you're like, hey, me? What the fuck was going on?
I don't know, I just read half of it, so instead...
Yeah, me too. So that's quicker?
I'm glad we've done this, this is quicker. I love our new hat.
Me too, dude.
Dude, this is awesome.
Wanna go jack off and feel the same orgasm, but twice?
Across one guy, you guys yes, please
It'll feel the same except we can talk about it later
That is something you don't get to experience
But you don't know what they're gonna say yeah, yeah, it's not like cuz like now I could like hey Joe hey Joe
How's it going? Yeah, it could be better. I'm doing a podcast
But like I know what I'm gonna say. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking to another me. Yeah. Yeah. Hey Joe. What's good?
Shut up bitch. Oh shit. You're rude. Yeah, nah, just kidding. You wanna go Jack off? Yeah
So you do know what you're gonna say because it's still you. Yeah, but it would only become less him slowly become
I don't think so because I'm having the same experience. But if you're reading in the book scenario.
Oh yeah.
So say you're in your book scenario.
No, because you wouldn't, you'd both read, say you're going like, all right, we're going
to read a separate page each.
Sure.
Okay.
You both read evens.
Like you are literally you, so you will just do the same story.
But if you can have the conversation with yourself every single time
That you have an instinct to do anything
Yeah, the other me would have exactly the same instinct
Yeah, but is Jackson right though as time goes on yeah, do my two personalities slow very slowly
Yeah, but detach a little bit because you kidding frustrated with yourself. Oh like just like
Processing thoughts and yeah, like I don't know well
You another you yeah, you get along or would that be annoying if I knew another me in a different body?
Yeah, yeah, because we would be doing different things. Yeah, you're not knowing no no no I know that but say you meet
Yeah, you meet another you I mean me I've not the puts it in
Whatever you mean another you it's me. Yeah, I have all of your memories. So at this point in time
Yeah, nothing different happens. Yeah, yeah, and then you stay together. Yes
Yeah, you'll cheat you'll become different people in that scenario. Yeah, yeah, don't share a body
Yeah, yeah, but if you can talk to yourself in your head, yeah, okay
You could the two is that an yeah, okay? You could, the two-
Is that enough to change the personalities?
I don't, the thing is though, like, hmm.
So say you can, say you can.
Let's just, let's not experiment that.
There's two yous, there's two jolldouches
sharing the same brain.
But they are two distinct personalities
and therefore can have distinct,
they're not distinct personalities,
they're the same personalities.
But they are distinct in that they are separate. They can talk to each other.
Yes. Theoretically then, even though we say that if you're reading a page, you would do the same thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Theoretically, you can be like, I know that's our instinct.
Yeah. We could have discussion. You could have discussion and be like, don't.
And then, theoretically, they would change. You could read one book, and then he could read another book.
And at the end of that, you have become different.
Because you've absorbed the knowledge from this book that this douche hasn't.
And that's the beginning of the change.
And also, it just takes a conscious effort and a discussion to do.
Also, if we're doing the one personality can sleep while the other one's awake, then the one that's...
I still don't think that is happening.
Yeah, yeah. Because I just like, yeah, it's think that is happening. Yeah. Yeah, I just like yeah
But if one personality maybe not sleep actually they zone out
Yeah, can they so now pay attention?
They don't pay attention if it's two personalities looking through the same eyes. Yeah now
What if one personality you have a discussion because you have to have the discussion because it's the most control over your body
Can mood be different between two personalities?
control over your body. Can mood be different between two
personalities?
Because because the thing is, like,
just simply wake up in a bad mood if
you had the same exit like all the
chemicals that are going through your
brain are also going through like the
other used brain.
Yeah, one brain is one brain.
So it's like from a chemical process.
Yeah, yeah.
I think mood is going to be a struggle
until you start differentiating.
But even then, not really.
Not really.
And also because it's like, yeah,
the if you're if you're... Also anything...
The only thing I can think of, the only way you can have two different personalities is if you take off the hat, you experience biz.
Oh yeah.
And then you put back on the hat but then it hatches out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
Hmm.
I think, no, I think any time I take off the hat it resets it basically.
Yeah, that's my assumption.
Like if I take the hat off and then put it back on, any distinction between the personalities is gone and the first personality I've killed basically. Yeah, yeah's my so like if I take the hat off and then put it back on any distinction between the personalities gone and the first
personality I've killed
That's for that I I just I don't know when there's much masturbation because again like if you're sleepy and tired
He's gonna be sleepy and tired. Yeah, but I don't know if you could sleep different times
But if you're awake, he's awake
But yeah, is there anything you can experience in life where your response is just like,
literally just at random?
Well not random random, but like,
there's a one in three chance you're gonna respond
to this way or like.
I think you just need.
Like okay, say for example, like you might be
in a situation where, say you and your partner
are having a disagreement or an argument.
And nine times out of 10, you'll just be like,
I know they're in a bad mood or something,
or that I have done something wrong so I'm not going to snap back.
But that one out of ten, your instinct is to snap back and escalate the fight.
Yeah. Okay.
Would both personalities have the same and be like,
okay, if we're-
Or would it be a roll of the dice for each with the same amount of so
And then if it's all of the dice whichever one I don't make some more aggressive stance will the other person will be like
Why'd you do that? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I?
Don't think it is a roll of the dice. Yeah, I think it is like yeah
So if you are in a situation you'll behave the exact same the reason my baseman stuff is I remember there was a believe
It was a radio lab. Yeah, somebody who had you should check them out. They're a small struggling
They've changed hosts
But the big previous one yeah
Almost as a sleep walk with me comes from I'm not radio lab. I don't know dude. That was a podcast movie
What was it? Yeah, there was a guy who went on a podcast and told a story
Yeah, I don't know who Jad is. Who's out here called Jad?
The guy did the radio lab.
Is it short for something?
I don't know.
Jadly?
Jadly.
Jadly.
Jadly radio lab.
They deal with, they took this person and it was like, um,
it was, someone was in, they had surgery or something happened with their brain
and they, basically their memory short-circuited
to the point where it would just like reset every hour
Well like half after my god, dude
Five second friend second friend and so it might be even like ten minutes my next year with a ten minute friend
I'm gonna tell you first dates and it was a conversation like a mother and daughter and and they end up recording it
Yeah, it was literally the exact same conversation., both of them ten minute loop other and daughter. Yeah, cuz like the mother would be like it hit
Yeah, I would ask like oh and then I would ask the question. Yeah, and so then the door would respond
Would just respond to like yeah the questions is there and then the literally the exact same conversation just kept happening
Yeah, first dates and first dates so that would imply that we are kind of just you know, basically machines
Running a script. Yeah. Yeah, I think if you have two of you
You're kind of gonna be in the same thing experiencing exact same thing. Everything is exactly the same
Because there is no deviation. There is no difference. Yeah.
You are going to be running that script.
Radio Lab is a podcast, yeah?
I believe so.
Hmm.
I don't trust anything they say because anyone can start a podcast.
That is true.
That's a good point.
They could have slightly misremembered that study.
I mean, I am slightly misremembered.
Yeah.
I don't think it was a study.
It was just a thing.
It was like, this is neat.
That has to be a study.
I don't know if it was a study.
How did they do that then?
Because if there was no study, then the results aren't accurate. It's not a study. It don't know if it was a study. How did they do that then? Because if there was no study then the results aren't accurate.
It's not a study, it was just like a cool thing that happened.
What do you mean?
It's like someone was like, hey, my mum is experiencing this thing I recorded or whatever
so that they had that as their example to be like, hey, does this come into question
this idea of like, what does free will?
Like what is...
Because now you're arguing...
I would say it isn't.
No. It's just an example of would say it isn't. No.
It's just an example of someone having a cool time.
So what you're...
It's kind of like determinism is what we're sort of arguing here.
But I think the difference, the key difference in Dush's brain is that they can have a conversation.
That's the key difference.
Because if you can have a conversation with yourself, even if you were in two separate
bodies, having that conversation changes it. That's the point of deviation.
That is the point of deviation.
Now, because you're sharing a brain, where are the thoughts going?
Dude, I don't know.
You're having two thoughts.
Yeah.
So like, so you're, because you can't experience his thoughts and he can't experience your thoughts.
You're not thinking at the same time.
Then that is a deviation.
Then no, because that is a deviation.
But that means you now have half the thinking capacity.
I think that if Frosty the Snowman, a man made of snow, can think, the hat probably carries the weight of a brain.
The hat's doing some of the work. That's true.
It's not like when Jackson put the hat on the screaming corpses that their brain then had a shot of electricity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The hat allowed the brain to think.
Or the hat did some of the work.
So I think I can think just as good.
And then you'll get two personalities
sharing the same hat.
Yeah. Which would drive you insane.
Yeah.
Cause also then my next question is.
Is that good?
No. No.
Who's controlling your body?
Yeah.
And how?
I think AlphaMe alpha me the original me
Okay, Joe, okay, but you then does that give you like say you want to read two books at once?
Yeah, you have to allocate one of your eyes to the other
Yeah, if you do if you have complete autonomy of your body and yes
No, as in like the the hat you doesn't have any control. Yeah, then yeah, that is a deviation
I would say that's two different personnel
Yeah, because then imagine now you can you imagine yourself being in a body that you locked in syndrome
So it's like you and locked in you. Yeah. Yeah, and yeah, you can have a conversation
No, you know what? I reckon it we can just take turns of operating the body having the body. Okay. Are you happy with that?
sure
Might be nice to have a break
How does it feel to look and see that you're walking down the street but not controlling your legs?
That's gotta feel awesome.
You're gonna have a lot of out of body experience.
Literally.
Yeah, dude.
Well, and the material gain is?
Uh...
Funny?
I can do a three-way call prank
Let me figure this out you call up somebody yeah, hey, it's me okay
I'm okay. I'll be Joel Ducha you can be the jacks and baby. I'm pranking. I'm Joel Ducha with a Joel Ducha in my
Oh wait hang on. I call up Jackson. Okay. Hey, what's up?
Hey, man?
No, much. Oh, sorry. I've just got another call on the line. I'll just let them join. Hey, man. What's up? That's you again
Hey, man, what's up? No, this is a different guy. Look look at your phone. There's two numbers of cold
Have you got two phones?
Because you'd have to have two phones. Someone already wanted.
You have the two phones and you have the echo.
It's your voice.
It's just your voice twice.
And they can't over-live because it's still the one mouth.
Yeah, exactly.
I really like this as a prank.
Say it at work. Let's do it again.
Hey man, what's up?
Hey man, up. Sorry, there's just someone that wants to join the call.
Oh, let them in.
Hey man up? Sorry. There's just someone that wants to join the call. Oh, let him in. Hey, man
What yeah, there's two of us. They sound like money
Yeah, now it's a price. Yeah, is you scared me to thinking I was getting mugged over the phone. Yeah
Give me your money. You just never see me again. I think he fled the country.
He's scared I'm gonna jump him. And I will! He's right to be scared.
He should be fearful.
So yeah, I think I'm gonna make a lot of money that way.
Yeah, me too dude.
Also, two me's. I could write two blogs.
Yeah, that's true.
At the same time?
No.
No, you could if you have two blogs.
What's it like when you allocate an eye to the locked in you?
What's it like being locked in me?
Yeah.
One bog is angrier than the other.
Two guys, one body?
Yeah, what's it like being
locked in half the time?
I think you're gonna do
some irreversible damage.
Yeah.
I'll become very lonely when I take off the hat.
You'll become something. Maybe you'll very lonely when I take off the hat.
You'll become something. Maybe you'll be free when you're legal.
If you can allocate, like in a scenario where you give you an eye to read a book with,
if you can allocate organs to him,
Uh oh.
Could you be like, I need...
Hey man, I'll give you my heart. Why'd you stop my heart? We're dying now. You've killed me.
I don't care, I'm the hat. I've been at the whole time
I'm an evil to kill. Yeah, I think I prefer it if it's just if it's just that yeah less malicious and
Easier to think about dude. Yeah
Yeah, you put it on you and it's just like yeah
I don't know what's going on
No, what will happen? Yeah, I think whatever happens. It's gonna be good
I couldn't agree more dude
I hope it happens like you know when you need to calculate like the vibe by zero whenever you can error and it's just like
You should just you just just whoa
I put the hat on and then just vanish from existence like I'm like that's killing people down to get rid of it
Well the hats go on like you just blew screen of death yourself
Yeah, just like
That could be cool
Could be could feel great then you knock the hat off and I'm like I've experienced things that human beings will never ever
Experience less someone else puts on the hat. You should put on the hat. Okay
It'd be like a talk to me thing where you're like, all right if you put on the hat for seven seconds
Yeah safe. It just makes you feel crazy. Yeah, that's true.
The hat is drugs.
Yeah, the hat is drugs.
And there's the financial profit.
Hey, $50 for a hit of hat.
Want a hat?
You want to hit a hat?
If you want to experience something no one has ever
experienced before, $50 for a bit of hat.
Yeah, have a bit of hat, and it'll sort your life out. You'll have a really reflect on everything. Yeah. Yeah. Have a bit of hat and yeah, it'll like saw your life
I you really reflect on everything
Yeah, 50 bucks put 50 bucks for hit a hot box hit a hat you take it off
They're just like what did you do brother too late? You paid me get out of here? Yeah, brother
Your life's different now. Like I said, I know
Yeah, you're addicted to it you You're addicted to the hat, it happens. It's awesome.
I've put fentanyl on the hat now too.
Can I give you a hundred dollars and I can
save for fourteen seconds?
If you stay too long in the hat, it's bad.
And I have one returning customer.
It's very funny, he's like, grab the hat, oh yeah!
Good!
Well,
I'll just take the hat off him.
You're an idiot idiot and tell him some
fentanyl like he's addicted to had unfettered yeah mostly fits yeah that's
gonna kill him very soon yeah yeah the hot doesn't get him first
yeah I hope that's the heart cuz no jury would ever find me guilty
well happy holidays Merry Christmas everyone and on that note, I've been Joel.
I've been Jackson.
I've also been Joel.
Let us know who used the fucking hat best, bitch.
Yeah, man, Jesus Christ.
In keeping with that Christmas spirit, who used hat the most?
Also, uh, also, whose Funko Pop was the most good.
Yeah, well, the worst. Or the worst, but which makes it the best.
Exactly.
Happy holidays, everyone!
Merry Christmas!
God bless you all, and may God have mercy on all of us souls,
and may I get to heaven one day.
Goodbye!
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comedy podcast called Phone a Friend. I also have three kids. I need help making every
day easier. So I switched to Google Pixel. It's a phone powered by Gemini, your personal
AI assistant. Gemini can help you summarize your unread emails, suggest what to make with the food in your fridge, and
it helped me achieve a family photo where everyone is smiling at the camera. I didn't
think it was possible, but it is with Google Pixel 9. Learn more at store.google.com.