Plumbing the Death Star - If You Lived in New York City Would You Give a &*%! About the Ninja Turtles aka Are The Ninja Turtles Really That Big of a Problem?

Episode Date: January 7, 2024

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What do you want to say? Would it be Ninja Turtles or would it also just be the mutants? Well, I guess like the best way to look at this is recently there was the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie release, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem. And Splinter in that is like, boys, I tried to introduce you to the real world and they tried to kill me with a bat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They freaked out. They said, yeah, look at that stinky rat man. We hate him. He's worried about getting milk bat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They freaked out. They said, yeah, look at that stinky rat man. We hate him.

He's worried about getting milked. Yeah. Fair enough. In the end, justified in the movie. But I think, I mean, Splinter, he kind of was on the back foot because a rat man is scarier than a turtle man. Well, I don't know. Think about, I think that you are falling into the trap that the movie does

with its animation, which is the turtles look nice because they look smooth and good to touch. But people in that movie look like freaks. I think in real life, a turtle would probably look kind of like a Goomba in the Super Mario Bros. movie from the 90s. I don't know, because seeing a rat man, everyone freaks out and starts yelling, rat man. I don't know if I would necessarily have done, because I would have just been like that poor man with whatever he's got. That man has a crazy skin condition that makes him look like a rat man.

Not just that, because it's also like he's got wearing clothes. He talks. He talks. The moment the rat man talks, I'm like, I'm going to withhold any judgment till i find out what the rat man wants exactly yeah what what if he wants something good what if he wants a hot dog or something oh what if he's like help me i want to give you one thousand dollars oh my god am i a rat man tv i love this show a rat man gives you money he's gonna be nice to the right man. And he gives you $1,000. Right man TV's the best!

It's so rare to get somebody nice or right man. Be nice to the right man and win $1,000. It's funny to live in a world where people are aware of this TV show called Right Man TV, where if you're nice or right man, you get $1,000 and people

still see you right man. They're like, oh, yeah! Sorry, pal, you're a right man Ratman, you get $1,000 and people still see Ratman, they're like, oh yeah! Sorry pal, you're on Ratman TV, you just lost $1,000. Oh, sure! Now, if I hit you with a bat, can I just, do you have the $1,000 on you, Ratman? No, quick, run away!

I like the way the hypothetical Ratman said, you lost $1,000. Yeah. Well, you didn't get. Does he take it from your bank account? Maybe. That's how rat man TV works.

You lost the opportunity. That's true. That makes sense. Well, a rat, yeah, in clothes. If I saw Master Splinter, I would not think singular rat man. I would think rat men live beneath the sewers of New York City. Yes. And maybe he's the first of many that are going to come up from the underground.

Yeah. I just think seeing a rat man wearing clothes, speaking, also holding like four turtle cubs, but they're big. They're quite big turtles. I don't think I would like hit it with a bat. No, no, no, no, no. Because first off, I'm like, well, rats are scary. Yeah.

They might bite me. Yeah. Let's be chill. Yeah. Hitting a regular rat with a bat, I wouldn't do. Yeah. Because I don't want to hit any animal that squishes. Yeah, that's fair.

Whoever like squashed a spider big enough that you can feel. Yeah, awful. Feels bad. It's horrendous. You can squash an ant. Yeah. Ants? Do ants even know they exist?

No. An ant gets squished. It's like the tiniest blip on the cosmic scale. An ant doesn't know it's alive. And rat men are like ants to me. Oh, yeah, Jack. What else is like an ant to you? Everybody that's not me.

Human beings. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, no. We might need to get our friend put down. Definitely something. No, but yeah, so a rat man is scary, but I'm not going to attack it.

You're right. But also, again, depends on what a rat man is doing. Like a rat can be scary. Yeah. If it's like, you know, up against the wall holding a big pizza like hissing at me.

Yeah, yeah. Maybe a cigar. I don't know. But if a rat man is there, sorry, a rat is there, you know, just like being a rat doing his little pool thing

or whatever. Maybe he's, I don't know, holding a little tiny teddy. I'm like, that's cute. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I'm not going to be like, get away with it, bat!

Rats are interesting though because a lot of people are scared, that's cute. Yeah, that's true. I'm not going to be like, get it with a bat! Rats are interesting, though, because a lot of people are scared of rats or mice. But I think the fear comes from the fact they're quick and small. I think the fear is the idea that a rat might run up your trouser leg. Yeah, that would be bad. It's a wild rat as well.

Yeah. Disease? Yeah. Have you ever seen that video of a guy, he's in a full skin-tight scuba suit, and there's a snake that's inside the scuba suit with him and he's holding the head like this and he's trying to get out of a river and his friends are just filming him laughing. How scary is that?

That's the rat fear. When I worked at a cinema, someone had a rat run across the back of the seat, but unfortunately this person had had their hair tied up and let it down. Yeah. But because it was sitting when they did it, their hair was on the back of the seat but unfortunately this person had had had their hair tied up and let it down yeah but because it was sitting when they did it their hair was on the back of the seat so the rat ran into their hair and they got tangled in their hair and then they just had a rat in their hair for a second and they were terrified of rats dude let me tell you there's not a lot there's not many other things more distracting than someone in a cinema screaming because there's a rat bunched up in their hair. Hard to enjoy a movie like a shit in the night.

About time. What a beautiful film I'm watching. I wish this girl in front of me would shut up about this rat in her hair. Oh, she's screaming. She's a rat, lady. When I lived in the bush once, I woke up to a rat snuggled on my neck, asleep. And I was, because I was like half asleep, but I was like, what the fuck?

And then I was like, what? And I flung it away and it hit a wall. I never saw it, so I think it was okay. But what a shock for that rat. That rat's just like, oh, this is a nice warm place. This is new dad. Dad will love me. It was basically like a reverse splinter.

Yeah, that's true. I need help. Because I just did it. I just woke up. I didn't know what was happening. Then the rat, I was like, that was a full-on rat. I mean, obviously, I'm not going to wake up to the rat curled up there and be like, I'll let him be.

Oh, that's nice. Good night, dude. Your horrible claws are scratching my neck skin like, I'll let him be. Oh, that's nice. Good night, dude. Your horrible claws are scratching my neck skin, but I'll let you sleep. You're probably not full of so much diseases. You're a poisoned rat. You're full of poison. But you stay on my neck.

That's not a fragile part of my body. Oh, wait, my neck's where my veins are. Neck skin is often referred to as the toughest skin on the human body. That's why beheading was so hard to do. You had to have so many whacks. Oh, my God. It's like chopping down a tree. The man of R&D that went into that.

Jesus. Anyway. Yeah. Again, it would just be more of a shock that a rat man exists. And I think, like you, I'd be like, well, let's – clearly there's probably – it's rat, right? There's got to be more than one. There's got to be more than one rat that a rat man exists. And I think like you, I'd be like, well, let's clearly there's probably it's rat, right? There's got to be more than one. There's got to be more than one rat man.

I'm afraid of rat men. So let's not attack the rat man. Let's see what the rat man wants. And if the rat man is like, I just want to integrate into society. I'm like, brother, welcome. I just want pizza and watch movie. I want to watch Ferris Bueller. And I'm like, you can do it, rat man.

I got it on DVD. Come around to my house, rat man. What movie would be? I wonder if your experience, because, yeah, there's only one splinter. Yeah. Yeah. It's at night. Everyone's just like, I guess I would be far more cautious rather than like.

Attacking the rat. Yeah. Just because, again, I know what rats are like. Yeah. You can see a rat that all of a sudden just turns and runs at you. You're like, oh. That's true. That's true. Yeah. Or if it's running somewhere, you're like, what's it running from and all of a sudden it just turns and runs at you. That's true, that's true.

Or if it's running somewhere, you're like, what's it running from? Yeah, what's it running to? Yeah, that's true. Okay, if it's running away from me, is there about to be a big cat man chasing it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or is it about a big tidal wave, kind of with rats escaping a sinking ship? Oh no. What's going on? What about, so say

my brain. That's so funny in the middle of Times Square. My brain! Running back to your farm. Earth isn't sinking. Thank God. Rats have not stolen my brain. Why are you home so early? Sorry, I saw a rat man in New York.

Rat man? A brain! A brain! No, it's fine. It's fine. It's safe. It's safe. It's fine. The grain is okay. It's all right. Why do you want the grain? So say Master Splinter, he's like, I just want to hang out.

These are my ninja turtles. Yeah. And we're like, okay, come hang with us. We learn about how, we don't know about the whole ooze experiment. Yeah. But Splinter is like, I found these turtles in green goo. Then I touched the green goo now I'm a rat man

and they're turtle men. What does that do to your reality? Back to Stockman's situation I believe in the mutant mayhem thing like it's at least

on the news. Oh yeah that's true. But I don't think I don't think the specifics of the ooze are there. So you might not connect it to him. I would be

concerned to learn that there's something that might not connect it to him. I would be concerned to learn that there's something that can make animals guys. Yeah, and I guess again, if you follow the trajectory of the movie, worst case scenario happens. Yeah, exactly. And Mr. Beast is there. That's true. Worst case scenario, Mr. Beast is there. He's not a beast.

Yeah, he's not a beast. He's just a fellow. He's just a guy. He's Mr. Guy. He's Mr. Guy. I don't know. I think I'd be like, okay, so if an ooze, you touch ooze, it makes you guy. If I touch ooze, well... Do I become double guy? More of a guy?

And then I guess we all become Daredevil when we touch the ooze. Which, if you're unfamiliar, is actually Daredevil's origin. Yeah, that's true. The ooze that makes him blind is the same ooze that makes the turtles guys. But because we are not getting the ooze in our eyes, we're just touching it, do we lose the sense of touch? Yeah, but then I guess... And everything else becomes stronger. But then I guess, yeah.

Oh, no. Instead of Daredevil, we become numb guy. You can punch me as many times as you like. It hurts me. It does hurt me, but I don't feel it. You're damaging all of my internal organs, but I can't tell. I can't feel it. Yeah.

You know what? When you kick me in the nuts, I can taste that. I don't like how it tastes. I don't feel it, but I can taste it. And you are still hurting me. And I can taste it. I can smell it. I can zoom in and see it real well.

If I close my eyes, I can see my nuts exploding from your boot kick. What? Why are you telling me this? I am numb, man. Okay. I touched some ooze that made me numb. That would fucking scare the shit out of me. The moment I touched the ooze, I just went numb.

I would be like, I'm not getting powers. I'm about to die. Yeah. What's going on? What's going on? There's no tingling. I'm not getting any feeling.

Then I'm floppy in the sewer. Master Splinter, teach me karate. Yeah. But I would be wondering if I could become a double man by touching the ooze. Because if it turns...

What does a double man look like? I don't know. That's the exciting part. No, okay, so... Wider nostrils, bigger eyes, more teeth. Taller. Taller. More fingers.

Wider. More stomachs. Four balls. Two dicks. More stomachs. Yeah, one more. One more. Do you mean like as in like a stomach as in internally? It would go tit, t Yeah, one more. Do you mean as in a stomach internally?

It would go tit, tits, belly, belly. Or like a cow has got more than one stomach. Internally, a couple of stomachs. Or we both. You kind of have eyes above where your eyes are, nostrils next to your nose.

You have two rows of teeth. Two lips. Well, four lips. Two lips. Two lips! Well, that's four lips. Four ears. Two brains! Two brains! He's clever as a real man. If you had two stomachs...

And now for a less clever statement. Four lips? Your mouth would be looking even more pussy-esque. Your mouth would be looking even more pussy if you had four lips. Yeah, definitely more pussy-esque. Yeah. I keep thinking if I had two stomachs, how long would it take me from eating to shitting? A while.

Well, you have two assholes. Four chicks, baby. Two assholes, four dicks, four nuts. Four dicks. I've been touching that. It was like crazy. Triple man crazy triple man triple man

quadruple man quintuple man I'm becoming a beast yeah ten you become ten man it's a lot of legs it's a lot of guy

it's a lot of legs through the sewer yeah Master Splinter's like what have I done I got ten brains but unfortunately I got all of them I got ten brains, but unfortunately I got all of them.

I got ten necks! Twenty nuts! My Ninja Turtles? Use lethal force. Because as part of it, you'd be like, oh yeah, because you'd have like,

say you'd have like, you know, four butt cheeks, but would you have like one scrotum? Like a big sack of eggs. That's awesome. Like would the legs be like in a row or they'd be like next to each other, like fanning out like a skirt almost?

Would the butt cheeks be like butt cheek, butt cheek, and then just like a bigger hole? Or just like two holes? Well, yeah, like a row of holes. A row of holes. A row of holes. It's crazy to imagine. I don't really like this because it's not what the ooze does. It's not like the Ninja Turtles have a turtle arsehole. It's a human arsehole.

They have human teeth. Yeah, that's true. Do the Ninja Turtles have teeth? They do have teeth, but we don't know. I guess they are human, yeah. Yeah, they're human teeth. They eat pizza. Yeah.

Which is messed up that they grew up on a rat diet. Yeah, they did too. So they get human teeth. They got human eyes. Yeah. Pretty much. And a human brain. Yeah.

You ever seen a turtle's eyes? I've seen a turtle's eyes recently. They got turtle ears, though. They do have turtle ears. Yeah, that's true. There's holes in the side of their head. That scares me. What if a turtle's eyes? I've seen a turtle's eyes recently. They got turtle ears, though. They do have turtle ears. That's true. There's holes in the side of their head. That scares me. What if a fly went in?

A fly can go in your normal ear. Yeah. Oh, my God. You're right. That's fucked up. Have you had a bug in your ear before? Not in a long time. So you already knew it could happen.

Yeah, I guess I just forgot. When was the last time you swallowed a bug? You feel like as a kid you'd be walking along Last year We were out in the hills or whatever And we're sitting down and we're having delicious ice cream Nice It was with the family

Yeah As I'm there enjoying my ice cream But what happens? A fucking fly flies into my mouth. Oh, that's so funny. I end up choking and swallowing. Did it wreck the ice cream for you? That fly had a fantastic voice through your stomach.

That did. That did. Yeah, that did. A weird, impossible voice just straight on through. Straight on through. That's awesome. That damn. Okay, what about-

I think the ice cream helped, yeah? Yeah, fair enough. It washed it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got to get that butt taste out of my esophagus as I was there choking anyway. What about when the Ninja Turtles are like, we're Ninja Turtles.

We're here to protect your city. We are Turtlemen. Yeah. But we're here to protect your city. I would be keeping an eye on them in the news, I reckon, because I would be trepidatious because I do not trust a turtle's judgment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But do you trust the news, I reckon, because I would be trepidatious because I do not trust a turtle's judgement. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you trust the news judgement? Well, at least if I saw raw footage. Yeah, that's true. But that can be manipulated. Yeah. Whoa! But what? I mean, what are they getting? Fake news! Yeah, it is. The AI. The new Ninja Turtles are AI. Deep fakes, man.

What are they... This is like the Flat Earth thing. Why hide the Ninja Turtles? What are they getting out of making Ninja Turtles? I don't know, man. I'm just asking questions. No, but. Do your own research. Do your own research on the Ninja Turtles.

I don't know. The news could lie and make them look like they're good guys when they're actually bad guys. They do the opposite to Spider-Man. Yeah. Well, they start off doing that. Yeah. And then they change. April O'Neil comes in and saves the day.

Yeah. She's like, hey, don't say fuck the turtles, say fuck, yeah, the turtles. I guess I would just be happy. I mean, it's, you know, it's like any superhero. It doesn't actually,

the fact that they're turtles doesn't affect shit. Yeah. In like, you could just be like, oh, it was a guy that got like, I don't know, he drank too much turtle juice

and became a turtle. Dude, that sucks. Yeah. I'm in the background, you two are watching the TV, I got a big bottle of turtle juice. Yeah. How much That sucks. I'm in the background. You two are watching the TV. I got a big bottle of turtle juice. How much did they say is a safe amount? Oh, dude.

Sorry, what? I was putting down our turtle juice. Oh, dude. Apparently you're only meant to have one sip a day. They're furiously reading the What are the side effects? The side effects may become turtle men. Fuck! Irreversible shit! One of us got a may become Turtle Man. Fuck! Irreversible shit!

One of us got a big slab of turtle juice off the back of a truck. Yeah. Guys, I don't think we should be drinking this turtle juice. You sure? I don't know. You sure, though? It really quenches the thirst. If we weren't meant to drink it, that would have made it so delicious.

I know! Now we wait. Yeah. See what happens. We've already had like half a crate each. Yeah, might as well finish it. I mean, like how bad could it be? I mean, surely they probably didn't drink more than this. No, I don't think so.

They wouldn't give us this many if it could turn us into a turtle man. Yeah. Exactly. Now, once we shot this turtle juice. They can't actually sell things that are that bad for you. Yeah, anyway, pass me a durry. And then we're a turtle man. And the news is like, are you the guy saving the city, anyway, pass me a durry. And then we're a turtle man, and the news is like,

are you the guy saving the city? We're like, no. No, it was just a coincidence. You know the right amount of turtle juice? We exceeded it heaps. Yeah, we're actually more turtle than me. Yeah. We're just three turtles.

That'll happen. We have a turtle's morality, unlike these turtles that seem to have a human morality. We stayed the same physically, but we got a turtle's morality, unlike these turtles that seem to have a human morality. We stayed the same physically, but we got a turtle's morality from drinking all that turtle juice. I make decisions with a turtle's judgment. Hey, hello, news. I have a story for you.

Three innocent boys have the morality of a turtle. And we're using it to fight crime. Because we drank too much turtle juice. What is a turtle's morality? Well, it'll... None. Yeah, yeah. Pretty amoral, really.

What does a turtle do that's moral? A turtle can't sin. Yeah. A turtle can't sin. I mean, a turtle, it eats a bug, and it doesn't feel bad about the bug it eats. That's okay. It'll eat a berry. Yeah, it'll eat a berry.

That's pretty nice. That's it, really. I mean, we could fight crime as guys that became turtles and kept a turtle's morality and then just keep claiming that turtles can't have sins so we can't have done anything wrong. That's true. Oh, yeah.

If you had a turtle's morality, do you think you'd feel bad about killing your criminal? No, because I have a turtle's morality. Would you feel bad about killing an innocent civilian? No, because I have a turtle. Hang. Would you feel bad about killing an innocent civilian? No, because I have a turtle. So if I'm a... Hang on, do turtles eat meat? Yeah, some eat fish.

They eat fish? Yeah. Okay. Do they eat fish bigger than them? Great question. I don't know. I know they do eat fish, though. It is funny, too.

They eat jellyfish, don't they? Yes, yeah, some turtles do. Because they eat plastic bags. I'm eating plastic bags. It looks like a jellyfish. Get out of your... Oh, It looked like a jellyfish. Get out of your mouth. Oh, it looks like a jellyfish. It might be one.

It might be one. Yeah. You guys are just- You're in the background with like a six-pack of ringlet around your neck, flailing around. Yeah, me and you sharing a goddamn plastic bag like Lady and the Tramp choking. We got a turtle's brain in a lot of ways, I guess. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. We got a turtle's brain in a lot of ways, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. I really just wanted to put my little turtle head through the six-pack. What are they called? Rings. Rings. Yeah. Classic rings. Typical adult pet turtle diet should include animal products. What does that mean?

Vegetables and fruits. Yeah. Okay. What does that mean? Animal products would be meat, basically. Spinach, broccoli, cabbage, pumpkin, parsley, apples, pears, and stone fruits. Yum. Delicious.

I love stone fruits. There's nothing there that's meat. Scavengers and grazers, and eat a more varied diet. Oh, that's nice. Turtles' morality just shouldn't everyone do even care. No, I'm a superhero. I just have a turtle's morality. Again, you don't need to be attacking because you're hungry.

That's true. I don't need to be attacking to eat. Did turtles get food? Did turtles get food? Did turtles get bit? What happened to voice? He became Eric Cartman for one word. Did turtles get bit? Did turtles get bit?

Hey mom, did turtles get bit? Ma'am! Did turtles get bit? Ma'am! Great show. Trey and Matt Come on the show Whenever you want You're welcome

Do turtles get bored? I guess I want to swim more Well dogs get bored Yeah I'm just trying to find a baseline Like Cats get bored I think Yeah

Is this to do with like Apes get bored No stimuli happening Does a horse get bored ever? How does a cat get bored? Their brain's so smooth I don't know But they love doing stuff.

Yeah. So when there's no stuff to do. And they do look bored when they're bored. Yeah. But am I just projecting? Yeah, I don't know. That's hard to tell about cats. It's hard to tell about most creatures.

Do animals get bored? Does a fish get bored? Surely not. Do turtles get bored? Because a fish will just... Is that good, though? Well, bears sometimes get so bored they go insane. So bears get bored.

Yeah. I don't think turtles... Someone just posted in 2016 on Reddit. Especially yesterday. It's our turtle. Great. I don't think turtles ever get bored. They don't really need to be stimulated

other than basking, eating, and swimming. That's awesome that this is unprompted. The guy was sitting there, he's thinking, I don't think turtles get bored. Oh, no! TurtleOwner.com, do turtles get bored? The final answer, yes, turtles can get bored. Oh, no!

That's tragic, dude. I guess that's why we fight crime. Yeah, because we're bored. Yeah. That's why we're shooting indiscriminately. I'm bored. I thought that was a criminal. I've got a turtle's morality.

We can't sin. I'm incapable. Because, yeah, you just punch a criminal or a random person because you're bored. And then I guess you'd be like, well, I'm also hungry. Yeah, I'm going to eat them. Yeah. It's not cannibalism. I'm not a guy.

I'm a turtle. I'm a turtle man. Yeah, this is allowed in my culture. I know for me. I don't really have culture, to be honest. I am a turtle. I have a turtle's brain. You have the physiological of a man.

Yeah, that is true. It's sad about the turtles that if they saw another turtle, they couldn't talk to that turtle anymore because they forgot how to be turtles. Yeah, that is true. Though Splinter remembers how to speak vermin. Yeah. Does he? Yeah.

He speaks to the fly lady. Oh, yeah, that's right. So it's a language you can learn. But what has a turtle got to say? Well, that thing is... They would never have learned that because Splinter doesn't know turtle. They might know vermin. Turtles aren't vermin.

That's true. I wish turtles were vermin. That would be awesome. You know, turtles, the vermin of the sea. Living out a mousetrap. Imagine you lived out a mousetrap when you caught a turtle. I would a mousetrap. Imagine you left out a mousetrap when you caught a turtle. I would have to leave that home. Crack its back. I feel really bad about this.

I might need to move country for my own sanity. What about all the other mutants? What would that do? Because some of them are scary. They're disgusting and frightening. Scary, nasty looking. The fly guy is special. Yeah, yeah.

Super fly. Super fly. And especially when he becomes all animals. Beep up and rock steady. Well, again, it depends on what they're doing. Just in the street. Okay, let's imagine. This is an easy thing to imagine all of them doing.

Imagine they're standing outside a bar late at night and you watch them chain smoke two cigarettes. Okay. That's awesome. Guys, guys. What the fuck? Let's just enjoy the moment. Sure, he's not lighting another cigarette.

Oh my god, he is. Well, he'll need heaps because he's way bigger. Yeah, he's got big rhino lungs. I just feel like that seeing something like that it would not necessarily be scary in a way where you're like, ah, run away! But you'd see it and then you'd think, my brain has been playing tricks on me today. Yeah, I'd freeze.

Yeah. Because I'd like, no sudden movements. Yeah. Is this real? Is what's happening real? Does daddy got to go lie down? Daddy got to go home at the moment? Or daddy got to stay here?

Daddy got to go in car and sit. Daddy got to go and sit and listen to radio and have a think daddy gonna listen to npr and think about if rhino man real because once your brain had accommodated the fact that mutants existed then it wouldn't be too bad then i think you'd just be like it's just like after weird looking guy yeah after that first broadcast where the turtles are on tv and it's made clear that they are pretty much just weird looking guys. Yeah.

Who cares? Like until. Would love to see him out and about. Yeah. Can I touch your smooth head? Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah.

I'd say it's all fine until Superfly becomes Super Duper Bigfly, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, do they all want to do that? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Or like that's what he's doing and this is scary. Yeah. Yeah. Because everything else, I'm like, all right, some guys are guys. Some guys are just rhinos.

Some guys are bigger than others. Yeah, that's okay. I can deal with that. That's fine. Because if I'm there, and I'm like, again, if I walk down the street and I saw a rhino, I think I would also freeze. Yeah. And be like, this is peculiar.

Yeah, that's unusual. I don't normally see a rhino at the shops. Yeah. Maybe, do I need to go in my car again? Yeah, daddy's got to sit down. Daddy's got to go play some NPL. Yeah, yeah, to relax. Yeah, and the moment that rhino is not a rhino but a man

and is wearing a jacket and glasses, I'm like. Oh, no, that's the pig got the nipple piercing right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beep, bop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beep, bop. Yeah, yeah. Which one? I don't know. Either way.

Either way. Or even then, yeah, seeing a pig man with nipple rings, I'd be like, well, hey, that's life now, I guess. Okay. I would be, because they're like, say they were like, we're going to make more, right? Because that's something you'd think. Well.

How many of them are there? Okay. Yeah. Why? Well. Cool to look at. Yeah. Strong.

We're bored of humans. We're done with that. Who cares? We've seen a guy. When was the last time you looked in the mirror and got surprised, sir? Yeah. We're trying to. Is that something you want?

Yes. It's something we want a big time. To look in the mirror and be surprised. Yeah. By your own reflection. Is that something you want? Yes. It's something we want big time. To look in the mirror and be surprised by your own reflection. That's awesome. Oh, it's just me. I'm just an owl man now or whatever. So you're turning us into owl men? I am, yeah.

Owls are too hard to catch. Owls are too hard to catch. You're all going to be pigeon men. So you're turning me into a pigeon man or you're making pigeon men? We're doing both. I'm more concerned about turning me into a pigeon man than you creating pigeon men. Yeah, that's fair. That is fair.

I don't care that I am not surprised by looking at the bearer. I look at the bearer and I'm like, that's me. There's tracks. There's tracks. What I'm seeing this morning makes a lot of sense to me. But if you look in the mirror and you're like, you're like, oh, Jackson got to me in my sleep. Ah, I'm a hootie.

Ah, but are you surprised? Not really, because you kept threatening to do this to me. I kind of saw this one coming, and I'm not happy about it. Well, time to go preen myself while I sit at a pitch. Yeah, gotcha. But yeah, I mean, you know, mutants hanging around, who cares? It wouldn't bother me at all. I think

it would, yeah. I would just have this thing of like I would be cautious around them or in New York knowing mutants are out and about until I knew a bit about them. Not in the sense that like it just feels like you're like, oh, okay, I live in New York City where there are things that go wrong and beat me up every now and then.

Turtlemen that I've just seen in the shadows, I don't know what to expect here, probably something bad. Just see them in the lights when they're talking, like, oh, this is fine. I'd maybe be like, right, can you ooze my cats? Oh, okay. I would not like that. What if they just get sick and die? That'd be sad, but

all evidence points to the opposite. They get strong. Would you like your cats more if they were men? Well, I think I need protection. Okay. So you're turning your cats into mutants so they can protect you. One of your cats is notoriously unreliable.

That's cats, baby. You talk your cats is notoriously unreliable. Both? Well, yeah. That's cats, baby. You talk to the guys, they just run away. But this is a familial connection I have with the cats. Like, if I went and turned, I don't know, a random dog in the street, I did that. I don't know, right? With these cats, at least they know me. Yeah, that's true.

They know my smell. They're like, oh, yeah. Yeah, this is all right. Anyway, one of us is using a newfound powers to go outside and the other one's going to bed. Okay. Yeah, that's fair. Good luck with your protection. Be safe. Come back.

What animal would you be most interested in oozing? Of all the animal kingdom. Jellyfish would be pretty cool. Seeing a jellyfish go. Yeah, that's true. What happens to an ape? Do they just turn into a regular human? Horse. Horse would be pretty cool Seeing a jellyfish go Yeah that's true What happens to an ape? Do they just turn into a regular human? Yeah

Horse Horse would be good I think I'd want to pick one that had lived an interesting life You know what I mean? Like a circus chimp Or like a Interesting or sad life Yeah

I guess he'd have a Sort of deep anger with it Yeah I don't know I just feel like that I think for safety I don't know. I just feel like that. I think for safety, I don't know. I'm like, a seeing eye dog?

Oh, yeah. I don't like that. Like, because they are trained to help. Yeah, that's true. Maybe they like to help, but would they, once, you know,

gotten like sapience, would they be like, a dog is tricky because you teach a dog things that get ingrained in the dog. Yeah. Then you make it a guy, but it's also still had the training.

Yeah. That's like a guy that you could say sit to and he will. Yeah. That's fucked up. Yeah, that's no good. That feels very strange. Well, I think the thing I would like to mutate, and this, look, does tie heavily back until a previous episode, but we discussed a toad that's sitting at the bottom of Loch Ness.

Yeah, yeah. Yes. That toad. That toad. That toad. Why would you say you can ask him what he's doing down there? What are you doing down there? Also, chances of him being able to be saved if he got oozed up.

That's true. This toad is sitting 830 feet below the seawater. Yeah, do you see Loch Ness Monster? And it's like, I've just realized I'm drowning. Damn, dude. That must have been a rough hour. That was bad. Yeah. Why'd you go down there? I don't know. I just went as That must have been a rough... That was bad. Yeah.

Why'd you go down there? I don't know. I just went as deep as I could. I wasted my ooze. Yeah. What, a pigeon? Oh, yeah. A city pigeon?

That'd be pretty good. He'd be, you know, kind of skeezy. I like that. That's good. I think turning, like, a neighbor's cat or dog just out of spite. Wreck their pet. That's so funny. Yeah, a goldfish.

Oh, yeah. That's cool. Then the goldfish climbs out of the bowl, hangs out. Yeah. I can imagine a goldfish being an annoying housemate because it loves to smoke bongs. Thoughts? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it's kind of, I get it. It's the fish bowl situation. Yeah, I imagine it just sitting on a couch getting all kind of, he's always moist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like he's leaving like a wet patch. Yeah, past the bog. Oh no, up his gills.

I hate fish, man. The smoke comes out the other side. You're disgusting. I'm kicking you out. You don't pay rent. Get a job. What I think would really concern me is that I don't know how much is guy and how much is animal. So like we were saying earlier with a turtle's morality.

A turtle, whatever. Turtles don't have a morality. They're barely alive. That's true. Okay, sure. They're barely alive. They're like ants. We all know.

They're like ants, i.e. everything that's not me. But I mean, a turtle is like a slow, harmless, you know, whatever. But if it was like a wolf man or the fly man, like Superfly, that's like so alien and intelligent that I just don't know where its priorities are. I feel like anything that's a predator, like imagine doing like a big spider. Yeah, exactly. That would not be good. I'm like, what is your brain? You don't have a human being's brain. You have a big spider. Yeah, exactly. That would not be good. What is your brain? You don't have

a human being's brain. You have a spider's brain. And it's a spider's brain that does human brain stuff, but you know, there's a spider in there. Yeah. That's stressful. I get it, because when you look at a spider, or even like

an ant, your guys, you can't look at them and know what the fuck's going on. Yeah, exactly. Where if you look at like a cat or a dog or even like slightly bigger animals, you can usually like a horse, some kind of gauge of you aren't taking a lot in, but I can tell what your vibe is. I know that if you got a horse, you go in front of it.

Horse is spooked. Yeah. You got an ant. Ant doesn't a horse. Yeah. You go in front of it. Horse is spooked. Yeah. You got an ant. Ant doesn't do anything. Do ants have ears? They might not. They can sense vibrations, surely. Yeah, they can sense vibrations.

Yeah, but I guess. They have a sense of smell. Yeah. You can't smell a clap. I know, but you'd probably feel the breeze. Yeah. Also, if you make an ant that, I guess you could make an ant the size of a guy because it can fly the size of a guy.

Yeah, that's true. But also like maybe a better example, you could make a horse jealous. That is a much better example. Jealous of what? Other horses? Yeah. You got two horses.

I give one horse a carrot. Yeah. The other horse is seeing. He's not happy. Yeah. But if I have two spiders and I give one a fly, the other spider, nothing.

Oh, right. I thought you meant your plan was to pick a horse to give the ooze to because then you could make a horse jealous. He'd be like,

look at you, stupid horse. I love this horse more. I made this horse a guy. You're just a horse. That is horse. Horse is seething. Seething from jealousy. Seething Seething from jealousy Seething

That is jealous horse I made the right choice Turning this one horse Into a guy So that this other horse Hates it A horse is a guy Being like

Why would you do that Look how jealous His horse is of you dude He's seething dude He's so unhappy You know what's gonna make him Seething I'm gonna get a saddle

You're gonna ride him I'm not gonna do that As going to get a saddle. You're going to ride him. I'm not going to do that. As if you were a dude. Come on. Fuck. What do you mean you're not going to ride that horse? Dude, I blocked out my whole day for this, and you frightened me. Yeah, and then later that night, you hear the horse man sneaking into your room

trying to find more ooze to give to the other horse. Hey. Hey, no, no. No, no. That horse needs to stay jealous. It feels like I have a past vendetta with this horse. Hey, no, no, no, no. That horse needs to stay jealous. It feels like I have a past vendetta with this horse. The moment I got the ooze, I'm like, I know exactly who I'm taking this to.

I got to teach that horse a lesson. Hey, pal, horse. Check out this horse. Jackson, I don't think the horse cares. No, it does. It does. It hates me. And I hate it. The horse cares No it does It does It hates me And I hate it The horse is having that great like

The horse's neutral face rocks He's seething in there dude Dude he's so angry He wants to kick me so bad He looks like he's just chewing nothing Yeah Whatever He's hiding it dude

He's hiding it from me But yeah But a horse Can be jealous of another horse Yeah And can be sad Nothing. Yeah, whatever. He's hiding it, dude. He's hiding it from me. But yeah, but a horse can be jealous of another horse. Yeah. And can be sad if it's left out. Where a spider, you don't get any of those things. Or a lizard. Same with like a dog.

Yeah. That's true. But a snake doesn't feel jealousy. So why would a snake man? A snake doesn't feel love. A jellyfish, they just don't have a brain, right? Yeah, that's just a kidney. That's just a stingy kidney. It's a stingy kidney.

Again, like, what happens there? Well, that becomes an ooze. What does the ooze do? I think it makes them smarter and more human-like. Does it make them smarter or give them effectively a human brain? I think it gives them a human brain. So it rewires their brain to give them a human brain. So if we touched it, we actually wouldn't get four balls.

We'd get two brains. Or nothing would happen. Does Daredevil's intelligence change? Does Daredevil's intelligence change? I mean, he was a kid and becomes a lawyer. He's pretty smart. Yeah, I mean, he is a pretty smart lawyer, too. But how hard did he try in school?

Yeah, I don't know. But also, he wasn't that smart on, like, not getting hit by a car or whatever. Yeah. And he only got splashed by the ooze, too. Yeah. Just, like, kind of across his eyes, which is maybe different from rolling around in it.

Yeah. The turtles fucking got that in every pool. Yeah. Yeah. Go back to school with Rogers and get Canada's fastest and most reliable internet. Perfect for streaming lectures all day or binging TV shows all night. Save up to $20 per month on Rogers Internet.

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Yeah. I might forget my loved one's faces. Yeah. I think, or would you just forget your life and be a new guy? And be a new guy. Like, is it just like wipe the slate clean? Yeah. That would be a good argument to bring back the much-loved and missed television series, This Is Your Life,

so that after you touch the ooze, they could show you what your life was again, and you could remember. Oh, that's right. Or you don't remember. It's like you're seeing it for the first time. Wow! Oh, okay.

That guy looks like me. I don't know this guy. What's the lifespan span as well? Because I know when Splinter got He was an older rat So he becomes an older guy Makes sense And then the turtles are baby turtles

And then they become teenagers They are aging They've aged 15 years How long does a turtle live? Probably a while Turtles are long lived right? So Hortuses are long lived

But I think turtles also have a longer lifespan. I mean, based on what we've seen in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they're going to live, I would say, until at least 60 or 70. They'll outlive Splinter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we get it. Although there was a comic book where they didn't actually live that long.

That's true. 20 to 30 years in captivity. Okay. Tortoises. Yeah. And they're 100 to 150 years. They should have been tortoises. They to 30 years in captivity. Okay. Tortoises. Yeah. They're the 100 to 150 years. They should have been tortoises. Should have been born different.

Aren't they tortoises? Oh, yes. They are tortoises. Everybody just calls them turtles. But they are clearly tortoises. I would call a tortoise a tortoise. Well, they can live a very long time. They'll live April O'Neil.

Yeah. Or does the humanness of it all bring them down? Well, it depends what the ooze does. If it just gave them a human brain. Okay, say with Splinter, because rats don't live... Hang on, hang on. How long do rats live? Not long. 20 to 30 minutes. Six seconds.

Okay, brown rat, two years. Black rat, 12 months. Why? Whoa. Rats live briefly. Splinter has already lived roughly 15 years longer than he should have. Yeah. So is it just to do with the ooze, with the humanness of it all? Is it just brings it up a little bit? Yeah.

I guess it makes sense for it to make the- Balances it out. Age sort of in relevance to humans. Yeah. Balances it out. Age sort of in relevance to humans. Yeah. Are there any animals that are part of the mutant menagerie that don't have arms and legs but get arms and legs?

Stingray. The stingray. It's really a man juice. Yeah. It turns you, it makes you into a human being. A cockroach gets it. Yeah. It humans you up.

Cockroach doesn't get a voice box, though. But does understand speech. It just went up. Hot Crotch doesn't get a voice box though. It does understand speech. It went a bit wrong with her. It could have just been an earlier version of the ooze. Yeah, that's true. Baxter Suckman is working on it when he gets caught. Yeah, but then it's a language though. Yeah.

Yes, that's true. I also think this is not relevant necessarily to the question But at the end of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem They are trying to Defeat the big bad

With like a gun That demutants you Yes That would be really Just so stressful To be using Yeah But they got

Superfly And then they've got Superfly The fly Superfly Contained But does that superfly Have the Sorry that fly have the memories of Superfly? I hope so.

So then if that got oozed again, would it just become Superfly again? Would it just become Superfly with all the memories? Or is it de-wrinkled? Huh? Is brain de-wrinkled? They ironed it. Yeah.

Because the brain, so the fly brain is tiny, but the Superfly, it would be bigger. It would have more thoughts. Is this like teaching Skyrim to a horse thing? Yeah. Where it will retain some, but it will retain so little as a fly. Right. What's a fly know?

Yeah, that's true. What does a fly know? How long does a fly live? Yeah, like a day? Probably a day. And again, if they're containing it, I guess this one doesn't. Maybe it has lasting effect. If you were ooze, then de-ooze. Yeah, yeah.

Do you still have some of that? Memories of when you were ooze. Not just that, but like your lifespan. Yeah, yeah. Actually, that's true. That's going to be a fly that lives. Do the turtles turn back into guys and then die instantly? Or I guess Splinter is a better example.

28 days is a house fly? Flies live longer than I thought. That's fucked up. What's a fly on his 28th day? He's lived a long, rich, full life. He's seen it all. What does he lust for in death? What does he hope that death is?

Or is he just happy? And what does he regret? What does a fly look like asleep? Does a fly get to the age of 28 days and say, don't mourn for me because I died, but be happy for the fact that I lived? When they have a fly funeral, what do they remember? Remember the time he went on the butter? He went on the butter for so long, man.

Remember, my favorite memory of fly is when he was at the window and he wanted to get outside but couldn't figure out how. and he wanted to get outside but couldn't figure out how. My favorite memory of Fly is when the door was open and he went towards the door and then he almost went outside but then he just decided against that and went back into the house and then hit window again. Oh, wow. He lived a full life. Oh, wow.

It's beautiful. Much better than his brother who went up into the skylight and got trapped there. That's tragic. He got stuck in the skylight. He thought it was the outside. He thought it was sky, I guess, but it wasn't. It was skylight.

He was stuck and it was very depressing. Now he can't get out. That was a sad funeral. Yeah, it was a sad one. Nothing in the coffin. Swinging it back to the question at the start, I think the way that, like, T33 Ninja Turtles aren't that scary.

Splinter's not that scary. Shredder is scary. Yeah, it's got spikes. Yeah. But all of these guys, like, provided that it's, like, shown to the public properly or, like, they actually do emerge from the sewers, not that bad. Yeah, like, the moment Splinter, if Splinter, like, walked out of the sewers and it was just a big rat, scary. Scary. Because what does that mean for reality?

Oh, no. My brain broke. But the moment he steps outside and he's got a shirt on. Yeah. And he's talking. He's humanized. He's humanized. And he's, yeah, having a conversation.

First off, I'm like, well, something's gone wrong with reality. But then if someone else responds, I'm like, okay, okay, we're doing it, not just me. Figuring it out that this is a guy. And so again, I'm like, well, I guess there's a right man. And I'm worried now. I mean, not worried at all, to be honest. And then we get super duper fly. And then his horses are legs and he starts rampaging.

At that point, I'm like, I think we've probably taken it too far. Yeah, bring it back. Reel it in. But then the Ninja Turtles save the day. And I'm like, well, I guess the mutants are going to deal with the mutant problems. Yeah. And I don't have to worry about it. Yeah, I can just go work at the bank and jerk off my dick and nuts every night when I get home.

You know who would stress me out? Krang. That would scare me. I saw Krang because like- Well, that's from like Dimension X or whatever. Yeah, but like a guy, a little fucked up brain guy in a guy's stomach, but the guy whose stomach he's in is not alive.

Yeah. That would fuck me to- Yeah, that's fair. I couldn't handle that. That's fair. I couldn't handle Krang. Yeah. Though I do love him.

Yeah. Yeah, Krang. Yeah. Yeah, I think- I don't know what would do much to me, if anything. Yeah. Just be like, okay, I guess we have to accept him. Yeah. Yeah. Crank it. Yeah. I think, yeah, I don't know what it would do much to me if anything. It'd just be like, okay, I guess we have to accept this.

Yeah. If I found out it was- New type, hey, wake up, honey. New guy just dropped. And he's a turtle. And he's a turtle, yeah. He's a turtle or a gecko or a stingray. Yeah, yeah.

Can breathe under, not in water. Yeah, but like I would just, I would be like, we're probably about to enter a new age where there's going to be animal men. And that's going to be a bit of an adjustment, but not really. Yeah.

It's just like, yeah, there's new guys on Earth. That's chill. Whatever. Look, personally, I think it'll be kind of chill, whatever. It might become a political football. Yes, I can see that happening. Where as well, do they have rights? If you say,

yeah, ooze the cow, and the cow's like, the fuck you been doing? Not to you, bro! To the cows that aren't guys! Oh, guys, we were gonna do it to you, but then you got oozed. Yeah, then there's gonna be a... Well, if you went to a planet that had human cows on it...

Yeah, yahoos! Yeah, yahoos! Yeah, we're in trouble again. Well, if you went to a planet that had human cows on it. Yeah. Yahoo's. Yeah, Yahoo's. Oh, yeah. We're in trouble again. Would you? And they were like, obviously, we're milking these guys. Yeah. Well, we wouldn't milk you.

Okay. Would you be upset? Milk the Yahoo's is what I'm saying. Milk me. No, no. Do milk me. What if it's good? Yeah.

I guess it's just, yeah, because I'm like, all right, well, yeah, fair enough. These cows are getting milked and they are taking meat because that's how it's sort of like, that's what they were bred for. They're not saving it. And I guess, you know, there's no, luck of the draw, I guess, is I got oozed, but this needs to change from now, though. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. I don't know where I'd fall. I just, as in, like, if I was a cow man. Yeah. Yeah. If I Yeah. I don't know where I'd fall. I just, as in like if I was a cow man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

If I was a cow man, I would try milk. I'm a cannibal now, sort of. If it was good, I'd be like, milk is a cannibal. No,

no. If a cow drinks milk, it's not a cannibal. I know. You're just thinking every fucking baby out there sucking on their mama's teeth looking like a cannibal.

Little, little cannibal. It's all right. I almost doubled down and tried to save myself being like, yeah, I know it's not a cannibalism. It's like drinking your own piss. It's not that either. In fact, it's a situation where it was made for that. Babe, I have something to admit to you.

I'm a cannibal. I drink piss. From your own? No, other people's piss. They piss in a cup and I drink it. I'm a cannibal. I'm a cannibal. I'm like Hannibal Lecter, babe.

You are definitely a monster. You're like... I think you just got a piss fetish. I think you just... Yeah, dude. You think you're... You got a piss kick. I got dark desires to...

I can't believe I ate that piss. I ate the piss. I've been eating other people's piss. I'm a fucking cannibal. Did you say eat? Are you freezing? You're not meant to eat other people's piss. I've been eating it fresh.

I've been eating other people's piss. How do you eat their piss? I'm a cannibal. I need help, babe. I've been enacting cannibalism on people by drinking their piss. Babe, babe, babe. How do you? Sorry.

I just can't stop eating the piss. How do you eat the piss? I put it in my mouth and I chew it and I swallow it. Same way you eat a pie. It's like, it's a lick. Hey, hon, can you just drink this Coke for me? Yeah, sure. Come, come, come.

Why do you want me to eat that coke for, babe? It still won't wash out the cannibalism out of my mouth Okay, okay, we need to have a I'm a monster I'm a freak Did you know cannibalism is when you eat Yeah, piss Other people's Yeah, piss is from other people, babe

Meat, the flesh What about the milk? That's fine. If you're... You've been drinking tea? Yeah, I'm accountable! Yeah, that's awesome. That is cool. That's really good stuff.

I don't know how we got here. All I know is that it should not be a big deal for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to live in New York City. Who cares, dude? Turtle power, whatever. Calabunga, dude. I think for the regular people, it just might become a non-issue,

and then eventually it might become political football when someone tries to start blaming, I don't know, the turtles for their lack of jobs or inflation. Yeah, exactly. Should a horse be president? That's the question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I say let him have a go.

The horse. Vote for the jealous horse for president. My first actor's horse is the execution of Jackson Bailey. Oh. Told you he was jealous. Fuck. Told you he was jealous. You gave him the ooze didn't you

Jealous bitch In the electric chair You're seething dude Dude You are seething You're so cut You're so cut Cope

Cope Cope I know I got you Yeah I'd vote for horse Yeah I'd vote for horse Vote for president horse Yeah He's got some great ideas

He's got ideas Only a horse could come up with Yeah plus the ideas of a man Plus he's felt jealousy As a horse Yeah He's a touch of the emotions Exactly

Yeah the moment that These like mutants Get human rights And because He'd have to argue That they are kind of human Yeah Vote one horse

And every horse In America Is an American citizen Yep Yep They can become president. They've all got the same birthday. Yeah, that's true. It'll become a national holiday. Horse birthday. Horse birthday should

be a national holiday. Yeah, I agree. We should celebrate the horse birthday. And if you're unaware, it's the first day of spring. Yeah, that's horse birthday. Happy horse birthday. You gotta listen to this episode on... Wait, is it horse? We do spring different.

Yeah. Yeah, that's true because ours starts at the start of the month. Our start of the first of the month, not like the solstice. 22nd of something, something. Our horse birthday would be different. Yeah, our horse birthday is... Australian horses are older. Yeah, this is the first of September.

Horse prime minister. Australian horses are older Yeah this is the 1st of September Horse Prime Minister Horse running for local council That's good too It's just good to think about a horse in a suit Anyway on that note I've been Joel I've been Jackson Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles If you live in New York City and you fear them You're a little bitch

You're jealous They got you Bye Goodbye sitting in your fear of them, you're a little bitch. No, you're jealous. You're seething. They got you. They got you. Cope horse. Bye. Goodbye. Go back to school with Rogers and get Canada's fastest and most reliable internet. Perfect for streaming lectures all day or binging TV shows all night. Save up to $20 per month on Rogers Internet.

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