Plumbing the Death Star - Was Captain America a Good Use for All of That Super Soldier Serum?

Episode Date: June 30, 2024

Sure, filling up that dweeb with hunk juice worked out well for everyone, but surely there were some other ideas to use all that super soldier serum? Did Stanley Tucci ever have a think “what if horse?”. The kicks alone would have powered a million propagandas! The problem there we guess is we don’t know the ideology of the horse. Plus giving it to say, war dogs who have already seen battle and suffering from incredible amounts of PTSD seems a sure fire way of making smart dogs whomst hate America. If we gave it to everyone we face the problem of maybe not everyone in America is pro-America. The only feasible solution was to make a juice that makes you weak and dumb and let that get stolen. The only problem there is three podcasters will inevitably make that juice part of their daily requirements.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahem. Ahem. You're listening to the Sandspans Network. Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joe. Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast that asks the important questions like, was Captain America.

He's that guy. Steve Rogers. Yeah, Steve Rogers, that little guy that got Hmst made big. Yeah, he's so scrawny. He was tough wiener boy. Yeah. He never give up. He never give up. He never give up.

He went into the machine. They put the super soldier gas in there. Congratulations, son. You're going in the machine for America. He said, hell yeah, put me in the machine, Uncle Sam. It looks like an Iron Maiden, but instead of needles, there's gas. Yeah, and you get gassed strong. Yeah.

So the gas is the super soldier serum. Yeah, which is funny because we call it a serum, but I guess it's a So the gas is the super soldier serum. Yeah. Which is funny because we call it a serum, but I guess it's a gas. It's a super soldier gas. Unless it is like the Iron Maiden and needles go with him and then the serum goes in. We don't see the needles, but they might. And what it does... Isn't it a serum? Well, they say serum.

It's a little vile, isn't it? Yeah, but they gas him. He's gassed in the tube. I think. Do they aerosol the serum? Maybe. Or are we getting confused with what happens to the Green Goblin? Because he becomes from gas.

Yeah. He's got that goblin gas. He gets goblin gas. You wouldn't want to mix them up. No. You wouldn't want to accidentally goblin America. But anyway. We've created Captain Osborn and goblin America.

Okay. Yeah. Fair. And what the Super Soldier Serum does is it makes you strong. Yeah. And it accentuates all of the attributes you already have.

Yeah. Both physical, but also it seems... I don't think it makes you mentally different. No, but isn't there this implication that because Red Skull was a bad dude, that he became nastier? I'm pretty sure it just gave him the power of

so like if you're bad but just regular capable there is probably a ceiling to your bad. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the Red Skull gets it and what, goes to space? What?

What? No, the Red Skull gets it and it makes him the Red Skull. Because isn't there some implication that they wanted Captain America because he was all around good? No, because power corrupts. Oh, it does. Yeah, absolute power corrupts.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely? Is that what it's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So does it just make you stronger? Does it accentuate your physical features? Not accentuate... Not like if you have long nipples, they'll get longer. What?

What do you mean accentuate? What a power. Like, I mean, if you're a stocky guy... Will you become... Like, if you are already... Because Steve Roger, he's a scrawny man. He's got more musk musk. Yeah, exactly.

And then you go into the machine, he gets a lot of musk musk. But you're already bumpy and full of musk musk. Yeah, exactly. And then you go into the machine, he's got a lot of musk musk. But you're already bumpy and full of musk musk. Yeah, you're going to get musk musk musk. You get like a lot of musk musk musk. If I put the Hulk in, that's a bad example. If I put Thor in there, is he going to come out stronger Thor? Yeah. Or is he just going to stay the same?

Well, I think the muscles you see are a physical representation of the strength he now has. Okay. And Thor's already very strong. So would it be a multiplier, though? I don't think so. Because the super soldier serum, I believe, would be made to make guys better. It's probably not going to work on a god. Okay, Thor's a bad example.

Let's say just a regular John Q bodybuilder. Yeah. Or John Q weightlifter. He'd go in. He's say just a regular John Q bodybuilder or John Q weightlifter. He'd go in. He's already bumpy. We saw it with fucking John Armor. What are you saying? War. I went to say John War and I said

John Armor, but I meant US soldier. Oh, US soldier. Oh, for Walker. He's already big. He gets a bit bigger, I guess. But his is an. Yeah, yeah. He's already big. He gets a bit bigger, I guess. But his is an imperfect version, isn't it? Yeah. It's not the pure shit.

Makes him behead someone. Did the serum do that? No, he's already a bit... Or did he already have the capability to behead someone, and the serum made him more likely to behead someone? Yeah. I just want to get the groundwork for how it works. Because I know in some of the

i think it's the comic books yeah the thing that the super soldier serum does is that your body doesn't really produce lactic acid oh okay so it just lets you just do that makes the serum so boring oh i know you can run oh for ages and your body won't know where to stop yeah yeah yeah it's like you just body doesn't get tired so kind of i think at one point and who knows how many times that's changed yeah so yeah yeah they're like yeah you just don't produce that much i guess i tried to be like we need to try and make this realistic but it's funny because like the part of the reason your body produces lactic acid surely is because you shouldn't run for 24 hours you know like just for the physical health of your body i guess the super is like oh yeah you don't you then don't produce that lactic acid which means you know like just for the physical health of your body i guess the super is like oh yeah you don't

then don't produce that lactic acid which means you know you're and then from that your muscles don't get tight yeah so i'm guessing that's also what about the skin of your feet so tough why you wear boots but it's going to hurt him. I mean, he could. Who can't get shot with a gun? Fair enough, fair call, fair call. But he jumps out of stuff. He could be,

he could body it a little bit better than I think you or I could. So his skin is a bit tougher. I reckon it would be. Probably not by like, you know,

it's like, the bullets aren't going to bounce off him like a Superman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's going to like, you know, probably do less damage

than if you got shot by a gun. If I got shot with a gun anywhere on my body, that's lights out. Yeah. You could shoot my big toe off and you might shot by a gun. If I got shot with a gun anywhere on my body, that's lights out. You could shoot my big toe off and you might as well bury me. That's crazy because you famously said you could cop a bullet. That is true. I actually stand by that more than

if I would die from a gunshot. I could cop one bullet and I'd be okay. Second bullet, I'm out. And that's one bullet anywhere on my body, I'll survive. Head? Heart? It'll go through. All along. fire a second time I'm out and that's one bullet anywhere on my body I'll survive head heart it'll go through

all along it's perfectly head they'll be like the doctors will look at my brain and they'll be like with this man only there's nowhere damaging

it could hit well if Phineas Gage can get a a fucking beam beam through his head he could cop one bullet one bullet

like a tiny little insignificant bullet? 50 Cent got shot like seven times in the face. What would I need? What do I need to remember? You need to make sure

the bullet goes up, though. Oh, I was going to go middle of the line. Hit more brain. Hit everything on the way down. It needs to only damage your frontal lobe.

Okay, what's in there? Your personality. Oh, cool. I'm Cool Jackson. Your personality, memories, maybe. I'm Cool Jackson. I'm like, who the hell are these losers? You've become Cool New Name.

I don't know, you could call yourself something. Brent. Cool Brent. Oh, it's Cool Guy Brent. Hey, I'm Cool Brent. Cool. Who are you? Don't worry about it. Okay, it's cool guy Brent. Hey, I'm cool Brent. Who are you? Don't worry about it.

Just a passerby. So long Brent. That's so rude. Why are you doing this? You're letting me go off with a serious brain injury. Yeah, he'll walk it off. I've never met you before. Alright, dude, I'm gonna just skate into a sewer

or something. Awesome, he'll be fine. I've never met you before. Alright, dude. I'm gonna just skate into a sewer or something. Awesome. You'll be fine. I like Brent's new life. Yeah, because the brain, the back is the parts keeping you alive, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, sure. Isn't there parts in the middle that are real good and important? I think you need a lot of it. I think, look, I don't know a lot about shit right now.

Left and right. But I reckon there's quite a lot of stuff in our brain you need. There's quite a bit of stuff inside you. Because left and right, one a quite a lot of stuff in our brain there's quite a bit of stuff inside you because left and right one is like campus yeah uh the fucking cognitive stuff of your body i don't think it's that clear cut yeah there's four zones yeah but no i don't think it's that clear kind of like with like the psychology yeah psychology pop psychology so it's what? Psychology? Pop psychology. What's that? Pop science. It's the kind of thing that's like a factoid, but it's not completely accurate. Things that we believe, but actually is all bullshit. Like the taste diagram for your tongue.

Oh, yeah. I know that. And that's all just garbage and lies. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that. But like people like- People should have been able to disprove that the moment that they ate anything. Eat a lemon, dude.

You'll figure it out. That's not just on one part of your tongue. Yeah, I'm pretty sure my brother had to do that in science class when he was in like, yeah. Oh, wait, the dripper on your tongue? I had to do that too. There you go, see? That's so funny that it would have been incorrect

but you would have been like, yeah, I guess. I guess I can taste bitter. I suppose that feels right. I guess I can taste bitter at the back of my tongue. Yeah. I want to pass science or whatever. Yeah. Anyway, so they gave the super soldier my tongue? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I'm gonna write it down. I wanna pass science or whatever. Yeah. Anyway,

so they gave the super soldier serum to a man. Yes. Do you reckon that wasn't the right move? Well, he's one guy. It's a whole war.

He enters the war and then falls off a train? Yep. Oh no, he crashes a plane. The other guy falls off a train. That,

if I was a Soviet, His best friend falls off the train. Like, we didn't make him with non-falling-off-the-train capabilities. No, but he falls off a train. That, if I was a Soviet, that'd be annoying. His best friend falls off the train. Like, we didn't make him with non-falling-off-the-train capabilities. No, but he falls off the train. That's how the Soviets get him. Oh, that's true, actually. That's actually a win for us.

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, one of them crashed the plane, but the other one fell off a train. Yes. Yes. Like I said, their whole plan was to be like, all right, we're going to test it on this one lad, and if it works well, we're going to then dole it out to a bunch of folks. Yeah.

And see, our whole idea is that then our super soldiers will be much better than the regular soldiers. True. The opposition, the Nazis. The Nazi super soldiers, yeah. Well, they hopefully at that point didn't have any. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then why did they opt not to do that? Oh, because the soldier gets killed.

The scientist, I mean. Yeah. Erskine or whatever. Yeah, they're like... Stanley Tucci. Yeah, exactly. He had the formula. He didn't write it down.

In his brain. That's annoying. And then his brain was out. Yeah. I'd be given the eulogy at the funeral. They'd ask me. Yeah. And I'd be like...

Rest in peace to this dumb asshole. He did say it, but he should have written it down. Should have told somebody. I don't know. Should we siphon that blood out of that guy we got? Surely. This guy's blood.

No! Stevens! I thought you were imagining someone where I'm like, wait, I think I figured it out. Take his blood. The memory will be

in his blood. We're just going to make sure we get some blood that was pumped through his brain. And I'm holding the vial being like, what now? You have grossly misunderstood.

How do I get... Where's Steve Rogers? On the front lines. pumped through his brain. And I'm holding the vial being like, what now? You have grossly misunderstood. Where's Steve Rogers? On the front lines. How do I get the super soldier serum that he thought of out of this guy's blood? No, get Steve's blood. Steven. You shouldn't have drank it. You should have put a drip cut.

You got to cut a little hole in your head and put a dripper into your brain. That is smart. Yeah. How did we get the Super Soldier program even happening with brains like this? Yes. So we made

Steve Rogers. Then we made a bunch of other guys with imperfect serums and quiet work. And then we made a bunch of guys that did work.

And then what's his name? Shot them all while they were asleep in the tank. I know in the comics it all comes back to like the weapons plus program.

And then Steve Rogers almost like weaponsapons 1. Yeah. And that's Super Soldier 2. Everything else from there has been trying to go back to that and being like, we fucked it up, but maybe this time will be good. Well, the MCU takes the same approach. It's just not the Weapon X program.

It's the Super Soldier program. Yeah, yeah. Is Steve the first, and then it keeps going? Yeah, because it's Steve in the MCU, at least, because I don't know jack shit about comics. Yeah, that's fair. But I have seen the movies and for some reason have paid enough attention to retain this. Sure. Steve Rogers, Azalea Bradley.

Yeah. Hulk is also weapons. Yeah. That's what they were working on when the gamma rays fucked him up. I think Black Widow has some of it too. Oh yeah. In the ballerina school I'm pretty sure

it's a Russian version there was some implication and then they never really followed up on it now she's dead the fucking cold guy Mr. Ice

from Russia Black Widow's dad what's his name Mr. Ice from Russia you mean the Red Guardian Red Guardian

why do you associate him with ice he's in the snow I guess he's in the ice prison what when you think of Russia well what do you think of the Red Guardian? Red Guardian. Why do you associate it with ice? He's in the snow. I guess he's in the ice prison. When you think of Russia... Well, when I think of the Red Guardian, I don't think of ice. Yeah, you say Mr. Ice, I think of two people. Iceman and Mr. Freeze.

Sorry. I'm sorry, dude. When you think of Russia, though... I think of bears. And the red star. It's just white for me. It is cold up there and Omega Red

and like Siberia that's in Russia isn't it yeah let's say yes up the top that's fucking colder shit yeah but there's also ice

in other places although I wouldn't necessarily say Russia ice I'd go Russia snow yeah me too ice I think of one of the two poles yeah yeah yeah anyway who else has it

oh yeah Winter Soldier I haven't said him yet. Hawkeye doesn't. Iron Man doesn't. Yeah. You keep listening to guys who don't. I'm trying to think who else. Oh, US agent has it.

So 1940 prototype that was given to Johan, the Red Skull. Fucks him right up, ruins his day. Melts his head. Yeah. That's one of his faves. Keep that one around. But then he goes to space. Yeah, he does.

He does. So Stanley Tucci's like, I got this serum. First thing he's going to do is he's going to erect it, inject it into old mate. Yeah. And then he gets a red melty skull. He's like like time to time to defect

to America and inject a soldier and then they do Cap America so they go a guy gets his face melted

and then they go Cap America did he think he let anybody know that was a possibility before that how many hours

how many years wow I was on the right path but not part of the right world is there Possibility. How many hours or hours? How many days? Years. Wow. I was on the right path, but not part of the right words. Is there a year when Red Skull got given it? It says 1940 is when the Red Skull got it. And I'm pretty sure Captain America is 1943. Correct.

So he works on it for like three years. So there's some time. But do you think still when he's like, hey, I get this idea. I get this super soldier serum. Do you think he was like there's a chance he's gonna get a skull for a face no cause I think the whole thing is they worked on it

for the three years they fixed the bug the bug that made a guy get a skull for a face cause I think they know at that point they probably gave it to like a fucking rat

or something well that's what I was thinking right because clearly did he just what was happening before he injected the red skull was he doing it

on little like in a nazi rats or whatever probably would Was he doing it on little Nazi rats or whatever? Probably would have been doing it on Nazi rats, and maybe they got different face genes. Their faces didn't fall off. Or he was like, it's a possibility. When we dropped the nuke, we were like, maybe it'll blow up Earth. Could set fire to the atmosphere.

He was like, maybe you'll get a skull for a face. It could cause a chain reaction that doesn't stop until we destroy the world. And then maybe Oppenheimer will say, hey, remember when we said that, Einstein? And Einstein will be like, oh. And then Oppenheimer will be like, maybe that actually did happen. And Einstein's like, holy shit.

I now hate Robert Downey Jr. I think Einstein would have hated the actor Robert Downey Jr. Yeah. I think he would have thought he wouldn't have had any time for him. He gets so pissed off of Robert Downey Jr. I think Einstein would have hated the actor Robert Downey Jr. too. I think he would have thought he wouldn't have had any time for him. He gets so pissed off of Robert Downey Jr. after that. And then he gets so pissed off that Oppenheimer goes to jail. I think. Or at least loses his security clearance.

Okay, so what about if we gave it to instead of guys? Because guys are fallible. We gave it to like bats or something. Bats? I do think animals is a or something. Bats? I do think animals is a good idea. Bats can get around the battlefield, you know?

We've got to take out the bats. That's what I'm thinking. So we basically have an objective. We've got some super serum goo juice. You've got to remember, also, just before we move on from guys, Steve Rogers gets it, and we don't even use him for a bit no I know we give it to him and then we're like

get in the USO show or whatever yeah we're done dance boy dance is it cause Erskine Erskine whatever Ermein dies

and we're like well he's not in charge anymore I don't know what's gonna happen to this guy fuck him off or is he secretly doing shit on the side

I can't remember he's not cause he's pissed he wants to be on the front lines but is he Captain America at that point or is he still baby shit on the side? I can't remember. He's not because he's pissed. He wants to be on the front lines. But is he Captain America at that point, or is he still baby? No, he's Captain America. Yeah. Because they put him in a costume, and they do that, and then you're there to kind of entertain the troops.

Yeah. Maybe that's the plan from the beginning. Oh, yeah. You're going to give the super soldiers here. So he's super hot for the troops. Actually, I've got to find this out, because that's going to bother me. Why don't they use him? Or do they think that it didn't work? I think it's because they're like,

the fucking whole experiment went tits up, because, well, it didn't go tits up, but Olmey died. Yeah, we got that, but can we replicate it? So we've got this one guy that's tough, is that really that? But we don't want to waste him on the front lines, where he could just get shot with a gun, which famously would kill him.

We'll keep him in the USO show, and then he's hot as fuck. It's some fucking beefcake for the soldiers. He gets to perform, and they get to get off. It's a little something for them to keep going on the front lines. You're in the front lines. You're missing all those hot beefcakes at home. Yeah, exactly. You see this hot beefcake on stage.

You're like, damn. Captain America, I'm jerking off in the trenches. Hell yeah. So Erskine, just when I pulled up this, just a little'm jerking off in the trenches! So, Erskine, just when I pulled up this, just a little bit of information that makes the test on Red Skull make a little bit more sense. Red Skull just stole it from him and injected himself.

And they were like, it's not ready! And he was like, it's ready! Oh no, my face! And Amunzola, he used some test subjects, I guess he was using it on, like, Bucky Barnes? The USO show makes sense. Thurston killed.

They're like, okay, well, the super soldier serum program is fucked now. Yeah. You two are the front lines, and we are going to use your blood while you two are the front lines to try and reverse engineer the serum. They were going to use his blood. I see. So they were trying to keep him alive because they were like- We need that blood.

We need that blood, baby. You get that valuable blood. So we'll use you for propaganda. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Much like how- Was it Mickey Mouse? Someone fucked Donald Duck. Yeah, they're like Mickey Mouse is fucking your wife or whatever.

No. Donald Duck's selling war bonds. No, there was some- Donald Duck beating the shit out of Hitler or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Good stuff. And Mickey Mouse was fucking their wives.

That was like a thing, wasn't it? Mickey Mouse was fucking the German wives? No, it was like part of the propaganda against the Americans where they were like, Mickey Mouse is fucking your wife. So the German propaganda against America was... Someone's propaganda against America. They were like, while you're here on the front line,

Mickey Mouse is fucking your wife. Mickey Mouse World War II. I don't know if it's World War II. Someone's propaganda. World War I? I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you World War.

Well, I don't want to. Just search Mickey Mouse is fucking your wife. Why would I do that? You're the one trying to get to the bottom of it. You could let it remain a beautiful mystery for us all. Why would I want that to be a mystery? It's kind of like sometimes the world is better

when there's a mystery. Do we need to know everything about the world? Do we want to know how eels fuck? No, I don't want to know about this. All I know is that Mickey Mouse apparently fucking out. Here's what's going to happen, Joe.

You're going to find out what I was talking about. You're going to find out that I was probably wrong about the vast majority of it. And that's just going to make you frustrated. That's what's going to happen. Then you're going to be angry and you're going to want to wallop me. You won't be able to. That's what's in your future. Yeah, but also I don't like to live in a magical world that you live in.

Which is the magical world of I've imagined a thing and it's crazy that that thing I imagined exists in the real world that I live in. Enjoy your crushing disappointment as it comes down upon you. There's this wonderful site, Pornhub, Mickey Mouse fucking my

wife, and that's just a sex doll that has mouse ears. That's not only a Mickey, like a Minnie Mouse face, like a mask. And you've got Goofy is fucking Pete's wife. It's awesome to be full on. Is this the first

plumbing that's had full on pornography browsing? Is that Fantasia? It looks like it's Fantasia. That's just actual Fantasia. No, no, no, No, it is not. No, no, wait. There's no... Okay.

There's something going on there. Mickey Mouse is there. You see there's something there. That's a very funny thumbnail because... Okay, it's 37% upvoted. Yeah. It's a cartoon sketch. The scene in Fantasia where Mickey is singing with the mop or whatever.

There's a wizard. The wizard conjures a lady shaking their arsehole but it's censored and then Mickey Mouse gets a boner

which is also censored at the end and that's on Pornhub that's awesome dude yeah yeah yeah people be out here anyway it's a

it's no it's not about it's not about Mickey Mouse wanted to fuck their wives because Jackson was wrong and it's it's no it's not about it's not about Mickey Mouse wanted to fuck their wives because Jackson was wrong and it's it's Japanese propaganda

pre-World War II no see Jackson the thing is with your magical world where everything you imagine is real and actually happened

and then if you do research you're wrong and then that's a bummer and you don't want to know that I live in a world where sometimes I look into things you've claimed you've made

and they're true and then that feels like so much joy. So you would have been happier to find out it was. I mean. Yeah, I didn't want to disprove it. I wanted to find out what it was. I wanted to see it.

Fair, fair, that's fair. When I Google things you say and I'm like, that cannot be true. If it is true, I'm filled with joy too. That's blissful. Yeah, I get it. But then making claims that ridiculous things exist when they don't tarnishes the ridiculous things that do exist. Well, I was kind of right about this one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll show you a thumbnail and you tell me how right you are.

Okay, I'm excited. I think I was right though. I was 90% right. That's awesome. It just looks like a cop head for anyone who's played video games. That's awesome. It's just an evil Mickey Mouse. It's who's played video games. That's awesome. It's just an evil Mickey Mouse. It's not the thing I was talking about. Anyway. Anyway, what else?

Where else could we put the Super Soulja- That's also a three-minute video, so it could have been the thing you're talking about. It was a video. It's hard to say. It was a poster? Time will tell. It was a radio. A radio.

A radio. Yeah, I don't know. Anyways. Okay, no. It's gone from propaganda to radio. I don't know anyways okay no it's gone from propaganda to radio I don't know and it's not a video I don't think so

you don't think so you don't know was Mickey Mouse fucking someone's wife in that video no well then no it's not the thing

I was talking about there's no propaganda when Mickey Mouse fucks someone's wife time will tell time will have to tell time will tell keep talking right okay yes so I guess they're using his blood as fuck someone's wife. Time will tell. Time will have to tell. Time will tell, man. Time will tell. Keep talking.

Right, okay, yes. So I guess they're using his blood to then, yes, go and try and make other super soldiers. So, yes. What would be the best use for... Okay, so we have a serum that enhances the physical... Physical attributes of a person. Yeah, and also apparently mental attributes as well.

Oh, I knew it. Yeah. Of a person. So, yeah, what would you do? I think animals is a good way of going about it. If you did it to a dog. Yes. So obviously, mental attributes, does that mean it makes you clever?

Like if you injected somebody who was already very clever, or just a regular human being, would it make them smarter? I assume so. Is that the implication? Because Captain Mercury is portrayed as intelligent. He seems to be very intelligent to begin with, but then when he takes

the serum after that, and granted, some of this would be done on the job and in training and all that, and just by being in a military situation, it's like he's very good

at strategy, he's very good at that kind of stuff, but he also, he can throw a shield and he understands where he needs to throw it, which is basically

like a lot of very quick math. I'm just wondering if we give it to a dog, say, or one of the intelligent animals, like a crow or an octopus or whatever, would they become smart enough to have a

human-level intelligence? Probably. Well, that's great. Then we can give them instructions on stuff in the battlefield. How do you get them on your side? Like the worst case scenario I am finding, if I'm thinking about it, if you're like, okay, we work for the US government and the allies or whatever,

and we're like, we've got this serum, we're going to inject, say, a bunch of dogs. Yes. And they're going to be like, right, we're going to inject a bunch of dogs and they're going to fight for the American way. They're going to fight for our cause and they're going to like, you know, real give it to the Nazis.

Yeah, yeah. We inject them. And then they're like, why would I fight for you? I'd be like, dog, you don't want to be a Nazi, dude. And then they're like, no, no, no, no. And then they start sprouting, I don't know, let's say communism, like propaganda. Dog propaganda. You know what?

Dog, not even communist propaganda. The world should be dog. The world should be dog. The world should be dog. But yeah, we have to convince them of the American way. We start talking about, I don't know, how beautiful capitalism is. And the dog's like, no. So, the propaganda that we were talking about before. Oh, yeah.

Going back to that. Yeah, we'll go back to dogs in a second. Yeah, okay. Just because I have a, so you now have two choices. Okay. Interesting. In the 30s, there's that video that you said it's not. Right, yes, yeah, yeah.

Which is the only propaganda around World War II or later that I could find that depicts Mickey Mouse in an evil fashion. Okay. Or you've got Nazi propaganda saying that Mickey Mouse is vile and embarrassing. It's neither of those. Okay, so it doesn't exist. What you've imagined doesn't exist. Time will tell. No, no, no.

Time has told. Time has told. I had a look. I looked at all this propaganda. It doesn't exist. I mean, it's a good year. If people used... A five-minute research,

I mean, there could be a deep dive. I think somebody in the comments of this video will be like, Jackson was talking about this. I almost guarantee it. Yeah. And then you'll jump in the comments and you'll be like, no, actually, that's not it. I'll jump in the comments and be like Jackson was talking about this I almost guarantee it yeah and then you'll jump in the comments and you'll be like

no actually that's not it I'll jump in the comments and be like what? because I've forgotten what the hell is going on yeah yeah but the dogs yeah

so like yeah so going back my problem would be when you inject the dogs with a bunch of superfood syrup my worry would be

that they are not on our level you think the dogs are going to become Nazis? I don't know but maybefood serum my worry would be that they are not on our level you think the dogs are going to become Nazis I don't know but maybe whatever it is I would be worried

like as in they start their own nation of dogs good luck to the five dogs I've filled with super but if they're so smart why don't

they make their own serum and give it to the rest of the dogs and alternatively I'm not making them that smart we don't know dude

you don't know they are going from Captain America went from skinny boy Captain America, who was relatively intelligent. But that's the DNA of a man. We don't know what's going to happen when you give us. We do an experiment.

If the dog's too clever. Put it down. We might have to. What if the dog is so clever, it doesn't let us know how clever it is? Oh, no. And alternatively, what if the dog isn't clever, but can communicate in dog Also, this is a very easy way to get a Beethoven or Clifford situation

Get a fucked up dog Yeah, we put a dog inside the tube gas it and then when it opens up the dog's just got Captain America's body but a dog's head yeah

we didn't make it smart we just made it man it hated getting gassed yeah we don't know

if actually what we invented was just a man juice and then we're just like oh yeah let's try the next

person carbon copy random just body like beautiful, delicious. We're like, okay, somebody put down the dog man, and they go over with the needle, and the dog just snaps their neck. Uh-oh.

Runs away. It's got a dog's brain, but a man's body. And it's loose in the world. That's a problem. That is a problem. What's the origin of Dogman in the book? In the Captain America book? I don't know.

I could not tell you. When Captain America was a dogman. No, he's a werewolf. He's a werewolf, yeah. He gets infected with werewolf serum or something. Yeah, that's fair. That's good stuff. Well, is there another animal you think is less likely to turn?

Yeah, I think it needs to be maybe just to make sure that they're on, like, you know, maybe our level and that they understand the gravity of what they're doing and they're kind of fighting for our cause. Can we get maybe dogs that have already seen the front line? You know, the PTSD dogs. Okay. Uh-huh. Sad war dogs.

Deeply traumatized war dogs. Would it help him? No, that would be bad. Given the intelligence of a man. Because they have freedom. Yeah. And then you're taking their freedom away because they're retired. No, they don't retire them.

Yeah. Yeah, they're retired them. I think as well, like Captain America, you know, he hadn't seen the front lines at that point. That's true. I think a dog that's been on the front lines would be disillusioned. Yeah. What about, okay, I guess what we need to do is either before, would it work better if we put, let's say, a dog in front of like a projector?

Yeah. And we screened a lot of propaganda and then like serum them or serum them, then the propaganda. Well, probably serum them, then the propaganda because the dog will not register what it's seeing. If you show a dog a video the dog does not if there's a dog in the video it might register the dog But otherwise you gotta go make a dog man Propaganda front lines. I yeah, cuz I was thinking we use dogs in war anyway Yeah, so if you make a dog man or dog is clever as a man. Yeah, give it some more complicated instructions

Yeah, maybe I'd be good for like rats or birds or bats like I was saying if you make a dog man or dog as clever as a man you give it some more complicated instructions yeah maybe it'd be good for like rats or birds or bats like I was saying before yeah bats what about a horse oh okay

yeah like a war horse horses are strong like war horse like the movie unfortunately when you think about like you know

I guess going from say the end of the 18th like the 1890s or whatever going into like you know the 1900s and then let's say the invention of like

say the gatling gun and then I think we know what happened what happened i don't know a certain country was like maybe i will go and um invade another country yeah like this little pole seems very nice and we got tanks and they have still maybe some technology from the old era i.e horses and charging how'd that go uh i think bad yeah I think all you've done is make a horse aware that it's gonna die. You've made a horse understand when it sees a tank. But also, a Gatling gun is going to really fuck up a dog's

day. Yes. There's no man on the dog. No, that's true. There's a man on the horse. Well, again, by that argument, a Gatling gun would also fuck up a man's day. Captain America holds his shield and runs into a Gatling. We'll give his shield and runs into a gatling. Well, we'll give the shield to the animal, too. Yeah, we'll give the shield to the

horse. Okay. The horse can protect its head and neck, which is important. And then as it charges forward. Yes. What if we made it a bit more, because like a horse can't really throw. No. So we make it more of a rectangle kind of shape. Okay.

Okay, well, let's imagine the scenario. Gatling gun on top of a rectangle kind of shape Okay So the horse Okay well let's imagine this scenario Okay Gatling gun on top of a tank Or a jeep Horse Shield down Runs up It's at the jeep

It turns around And then uses it's very powerful kicks Enhanced by super speed Whoa It could kick the tank I reckon Yeah it could kick the shit out of that tank Kick a hole in the tank Flip it over mate

Okay alright Yeah Or I think if we're gonna get How I reckon here we go Some nice propaganda for like They could kick the shit out of that tank. Kick a hole in the tank? Flip it over, mate. Okay, all right. Yeah. Or I think if we're going to get... How, Eric, would you reckon here we go, some nice propaganda for the good troops to be like, let's kick the shit out of Hitler, and then we'll have our Captain America horse

who's absolutely kicking the crap out of the Nazis. Like a beautiful, just imagine that little poster, big horse hoof painted in the American flag. Yeah. Boof. What if we- Right into his stupid face. It's so funny that the past used to be really fucked up with standards and whatever, and

how we just treated each other, but propaganda posters never went that hard. You would never say, kick the shit out of what a poster- No, but you would say, kick the guff out of Hitler. It would be like, let's show that Hitler what's coming, and then a picture of a horse. A horse is coming. That's the new propaganda. Hitler? It would be like, Hitler, we say nay.

Or Hitler, stomp out. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Big horse on the Nazi. I've said this before, and I'm going to keep thinking it until someone does it. And it doesn't tie into the propaganda, but it does tie into print media. A newspaper just, like, we're in 2024 now.

Put fuck in your heading. What? You'll re- Like, print media will come back to life. The first person to do that will change history. A really fucked up thing happens? Headline. What the fuck?

Yeah, exactly. Jesus fucking Christ. The closest we get is like, what the F star star K. Absolutely, yeah. Like, we're is like, what the F star star K. We're all like, what? What could it be? This has not offended me. Even though when I see that I read fuck,

because I'm not reading the word fuck. The U and the C, I'm scared. We've got to protect the children. Yeah, of course. I think that if an editor gets fired from print media, they should just be like, well, today's headline is cunt. Every single word in every article is just cunt.

Yeah. Well, but if we're giving an animal the super soldier serum, we might as well pick a gorilla. If we're going for basic combat. Then I guess you just make a gorilla Grodd. Yeah, that is true. I think that what if we just pick a different guy? Oh, okay.

What kind of guy? Because like, we gave it to Steve Rogers. But like, what if we gave it, and he's like pure of heart and whatever. But like, is there like... What if we give it to a scumbag? Scumbag America? I'm not against it. Not like a scumbag, but I don't know, like a guy with different strengths.

A guy that, I don't know. Really strong legs already? No. He's even stronger legs. He's very intelligent. Not an all-rounder. Well, yeah, I don't know. Really strong legs already? No. He gets even stronger legs? Very intelligent. Not an all-rounder. Well, yeah, I mean, giving it to the scientist probably would have been a good idea. Yeah. Then you've got a strong scientist.

Then when Red Skull comes, he can just break Red Skull's neck rather than getting shot in the head. True, true. Yeah, because probably giving it to the scientist would have been smart. What about if we give it to Hitler's dog? Okay. Unfortunately, that dog is a Nazi dog. And you know how I was already worried about just a base-level dog or what kind of ideologies they will have.

I'm very worried about that dog's ideologies. It's like, yeah, we should give Eva Braun the fucking theorem. Why? I'm trying to think of someone that's close to Hitler that could take them out. What if we put the super soldiers... What if we put it in the drinking water? What if we gave a little bit of it to everyone? To America.

Instead of Captain America, we give it to America. Okay. We poison the water supply. Yeah, poison the water supply. A little bit goes a long, long way. Because that concentrated syrup makes that one guy really good. If we gave it to everybody, everyone would be a little bit better. A little bit better.

Maybe all that is all we might need it to have been to beat the Nazis. I mean, they already won the war, but maybe they would have also won heaps of Olympics. Yeah, that's true. However, if you look at history, if you gave it to America at a certain point, you might not be giving it to, say, the Allies. Yeah, that is true. Or people who were maybe in support. The problem with a nation is that it is made up of a diverse set of opinions.

So you're going to, yeah. But let's talk about giving it to Robert Oppenheimer. Are you imagining he makes the bomb better? Yeah. I honestly don't reckon the bomb gets dropped because he can physically stop it now. He can stop the bomb. He'll stop the bomb. They open up the thing

in the plane, but he's just holding on to it. Yeah. When Nazis took Manhattan in 1939. I was like, when was that rally in Madison Square Garden? Oh, yeah. When Nazis took Manhattan in 1939. I was like, when was that rally in Madison Square Garden? Oh, 1939. So that would be after it gets the serum. So maybe sentiment has moved. Yeah.

What if we give it to like- It was advertised as a pro-American rally. Yeah. If you look up some of the history about it all, it's worrying. It's been worrying. America's sorted this shit out now, so there's nothing to worry about. It's a chill place.

Australia are also chill. The Western world? It's good. It's sick. What if we give it to plants? We've done people, we've done animals. I think you get an Audrey 2. That's okay. We give it to a... Swiss Army man? No.

Tuba? Swede? No. Succulents? Venus flytrap. Then yes. Okay. Yes, Audrey 2.

And then we say, Adolf Hitler. A gift from America. I don't know. Do you remember how Little Shopabba Haras ends? Not really. Audrey 2 consumes the entire world. The world.

Right. Also, what are the morals of a plant, you know? Yeah. Well, Audrey 2's morals are blood. Yeah, that's true. Okay.

Yeah, he gave it to a tree. And like, if a tree gains like a sort of sentience or sapience to the equivalent of, like, you know, humanity. And then we'd look at our house, our beautiful houses of wood. I don't know. I just feel it's a bit of a recipe for disaster. I guess that's the problem with giving it to a dog or a chimp as well.

Yeah. I was on a leash. What about if we give it to Lightning McQueen? From Cars? From Cars movie. He's a piece of shit. Yeah, he's a scumbag. Yeah, yeah.

He might just race fast with it. Well, yeah, race him into Nazi Germany. Ka-chow. Ka-chow. Right into Hitler's guts. Yeah. Ka-chow. Or we do, I keep hitting you.

Yeah, that's fine. It's funny to me. We do a thing where, you know. You keep getting excited and making a middling point, which is also good. Like, you know, in... Yeah, anyway. Well, I'm thinking, you know, Hitler's car. Yeah.

We swap it out for Lightning McQueen. And then what? Lightning McQueen's self-sacrifice? Off America, you know? And he's full of... If Lightning McQueen, full of super soldier serum... But then if they're inside a car that's got super soldier serum and the car crashes, they're probably fine.

Does Lightning McQueen have airbags? I don't think so. But even if he doesn't... Can you get into Lightning McQueen? There's that problem again. Hitler says, time for me to drive away. And then he's like, this door's not opening. And then Lightning McQueen's eyes open.

Yeah. Opens the door. There's like a big fleshy pit that he gets to go out to. Yeah. Lightning McQueen's very sick. Time to get in. We get Adolf Hitler. It's a brand new style of car.

It vores you. Yeah. Whoa, yo. He gets in, gets in. He loved fucked up shit. Yeah, he loved getting shit and pissed on and stuff. He had one nut. Loved amphetamines.

Can we do something with drugs? Well, the problem is, and I keep going back to this too. We make, okay, we don't, hey, hey. Stanley Tucci, a science man. Come here. Yeah, okay. Urkel. Urkel.

Did I do that? Yeah, okay. Urkel. Urkel. Yeah, yeah. Did I do that? Yeah, you did. Now, okay, so we know that the Red Skull, he got the bad version. Yeah. The non-fixed version

and it fucked his A up right up. Can we get, okay, you want to perfect it. How about counter-offer? You make it worse. Oh, we poison the super soldiers.

And then we give it to them. And then we give up and then we just have to flood the black market you broke into our lab oh boy oh no the Nazis

they have our super soldier oh we're gonna lose to war Oppenheimer keep working oh no make sure you give it to the Fuhrer first

what are we imagining give it to your Fuhrer and all of the soldiers are we doing like they make you red skull or are we doing like they make you Red Skull or are we doing like an inverse Super Soldier series? We've got to get worse. They can just make you dead.

We've got to get worse. Okay, just poison. Yeah, well, then yes. We made a super kill. We made a super kill. Or like, yeah, Red Skull, that makes you weak. Yeah. Weak and dumb.

Yeah, makes you really stupid. Nazi Germany has lost the war because Hitler was weak and dumb. Weak and dumb. Damn it. Well, Germany did kind of lose the war because he was dumb. Then they'd be like, yeah, the perfect specimens to host a podcast. Yeah, but are you saying we're a Nazi? No, I'm saying we're weak and dumb.

Oh, right. I like imagining Adolf Hitler coming out to give one of his speeches after taking the weak and dumb to his office. Being like, where the hell? Yeah. Where the hell? The war is. Hello.

Yo. Guten Tag. Have you heard about. I'm Adam Hitler. Can I be called Wolfgang? It sounds better. Call me Wolfgang? It sounds better. Call me Wolfgang. I like it.

It sounds like you are a gang of wolves. Adolf, you sound... Wolfgang, frightening. Bring me 100 eggs. Oh no, Hitler's gone weak and dumb. And then he turns and just slips, falls off the podium, just dies flat. He's eating a banana as he gives the speech.

Then he slips into the banana peel. Oh no. What would that do to a country? To watch Adolf Hitler slip and die on a banana peel? Immoralize. I think it would probably have the same thing as what happened with Stalin.

Where they'd be just, propaganda tries to be like, that didn't happen. He's actually still alive. He's still alive. Don't believe your lying eyes and these disgusting photographs. It was to weed out the American spies that were in our forces. It's also funny because like, so if you have a leader that, you know, like Adolf Hitler propagandized, you know, he's, he's in charge of everything, whatever. And he gets shot. You're like, our great leader has been taken out by the allies.

I'm demoralized. He's some sort of banana peel. Some part of you is like, well, that could happen to anyone. I'm like, it's not his fault. America did it. America planted fruit. Yeah. American plot.

But again, it depends. Cause like, if you get rid. Yeah, American plot. But, okay, it depends, because if you get rid of him, this might be callous. Oh, no, of course. Absolutely. But it's just a funny thing to be like, he could get taken out by a banana peel. I mean, we all could.

You could slip up on a banana peel and die tomorrow. Yeah, you could. You could. It's entirely possible. Yeah, it's kind of hard to think of I think other guy Yeah but what other guys though Because ideally at this moment in time Because again you're trying to

You have a very specific I guess like there isn't really To be honest in this period of time Every guy is the fucking same guy Oh what about this You make a guy with no brain What Why No hear me out

okay wait did you think that we can dump it yeah that ain't all maybe we can go you want to make a blank slate guy grow him in a vat yeah he's got no personality he's a vat man yeah then you give him The super soldier juice He's blank dude He doesn't know What's going on He doesn't know Right from wrong Oh

That's the problem With the dogs They don't know From right from wrong That's true What if he gave it To like a 1940s Beautiful housewife

Be like Hey this is what You're fighting for A woman that can Crush your skull With her thighs Okay so we kind of Do like the USO, a woman that can crush your skull with her thighs. Okay, so we kind of do like the USO show, but she just crushes a watermelon with her thighs everywhere she goes.

Yeah. And then goes to the front lines and kicks people's heads clean off. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Kind of dress her up like Lady Liberty maybe. Maybe. Say this is America.

I guess her name probably would be Lady Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But is this not just Girl Captain America? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But is this not just Girl Captain America? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to say Jerry Lewis, and I don't know why. Okay, Jerry Lewis.

Funny guy. Funny guy. Loved the Pratt Falls. Does he get funnier when he takes the Super Soldier serum? Okay, hang on. He'd be better at Pratt Falls. I like the idea that we get a celebrity of the era. Jerry Lewis is a bit late, so it'll have to be Chaplin or...

Well, you think about it, right? Chaplin. Chaplin! He's got the mustache. He's the... He could slip in. He could slip in and kill Hitler. And he's strong.

He slips in. How's he doing that? He's like, yeah, it's me, Hitler. I am Hitler. And no one's heard Charlie like, yeah, it's me, Hitler. I am Hitler. And no one's heard Charlie Chaplin talk because it's the silent era. But we got the great... I mean, it's not... Great Dictators after the war, isn't it?

That's like 50-something. I'm confused by your claim that no one's heard him talk, so the disguise would work. Yeah, he can do it in action. Allow me to question it. Okay. I'm a Nazi. Yeah.

You were trying to convince me that this person is Hitler. I don't think they're Charlie Chaplin. When they talk, I'm not like, well, it could have been Charlie Chaplin. Because I've never heard him talk before. You are thinking that isn't Hitler, though. Yeah. I was just, we have, you know, he's got the mustache. Yeah.

And we could have lovely propaganda be like, you know, our guy. We have Hitler, but good. Oh, so we got a good Hitler. We got a good Hitler. Okay. Your Hitler's weak and stupid. What happens when we shoot our Hitler? He's mostly okay.

Yeah. He could just do stunts he was doing in movies, but like let them go wrong and be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny to have a- We could just try andts he was doing in movies, but let them go wrong and be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny to have a- We could just try and demoralize the Nazis. I love the idea of having a guy we beat the shit out of. Like, you can't beat the shit out of your guy. Try it.

Try it. And then they shoot Hitler dead. And they're like, fuck, they got us. What's so special about their Hitler? I don't know, dude. Our one's just tough. Guess you got a bad Hitler. You don't know what to. Our one's just tough. Guess you got a bad Hitler.

I don't know what to say. Sorry, yeah, we've decided. Our Hitler's nice. Less hateful. Yeah, he's like a nice guy, our Hitler. Yeah, we've taken the

route that the only way to stop a bad Hitler is to commit to the good Hitler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. It's funny to imagine Charlie Chaplin having

the power go to his head. And they're like, well, thank you so much. The war's over. And he's like, I'm not going anywhere, bitch. Yeah, but fuck. How good Hitler.

How good Hitler was a bad Hitler. What are you going to do? Charlie Chaplin, King of America. Just saying, there's a lot of United States that could belong to Charlie Chaplin is all I'm saying. Charlie Chaplin, go back to Hollywood. Yeah, come on, Charlie. Leave us alone. No.

You going to stop me? Fuck. Yeah. It's funny that I said the power went to his head when what we're doing is like running him over with a car. What power? We're doing a stunt show with him, basically. He's like, I'm unstoppable.

But he is, you know. Charlie Chaplin, yeah. He's way better than Captain America because he gets all the benefits of Captain America, but he looks a bit like Hitler, and we can claim him as good Hitler. Well, what if we, instead of the propaganda route, yes, like we're just showing the American people, what if we just slaughtered Charlie Chaplin into what we did with Steve Rogers?

We put him into the USO show. He's funny. He's wearing the Captain America outfit, but he has a little mustache. I, as the American public, am confused. You just have to have him play the bad guy in there. Because if he's Captain America, I'd be like... His pants would fall down or whatever, and his tie would roll up and slap him in the face.

He'd be so ripped. Yeah, his shirt would roll up and his glistening abs would be revealed. And everybody would be like, why did America make hot hips like that? What was that? It's so funny to imagine you're a soldier And everybody would be like, why did America make hot Hitler? What was the thought? It's so funny to imagine you're a soldier and you're like, they made Hitler look hot and threatening.

Do they hate me? Now I'm going to go to the trenches and have a very, very weird jerk-off session. But maybe by America having hot Hitler in their stage shows, and it seeming like he's a threat, and then all of the pratfall stuff, and then have American soldiers come out and kick the shit out of him, it's like, we can kill good Hitler. Yeah, that's true. Weak Hitler should be no problem for us. Oh, no, we could reefer madness this.

Oh, okay. To be like, yeah, look, hot Hitler's here to take your wives. Like Mickey Mouse famously did. So famously. So famous and so successful there's no record of it on the internet yeah clearly yeah because like once again you know we only have the cap america and what you know yes you know what one man can't change the whole fate of the world we need all the troops together and so we simply have charlie chaplin there as hot hitler and we're like we need to band together because Hitler's coming to fuck your wives.

And take your jobs. Maybe fuck someone's wife on the stage. Yeah! Again, there's a soldier I'm like, what is happening right now? This is very mixed messaging. Maybe he could, I don't know,

hot, hunky American soldier played by yours truly and we can make sweet love to hot Hitler on the stage and they could be like, maybe it could be you. Hitler could be making sweet love to you. I'm like,

like rubbing my forehead, standing at the front watching this being like, I don't like this show anymore. I understand what's going on. I think I'm really intimidated and scared. This is meant to be soldiers entertainment. This feels like this man's kink.

Are you, is that, that's the guy who came up with the hot Hitler and he's just getting, he's getting railed. He's giving everyone the thumbs up.

Being like, that's why you got a band together. This could be you. This is for the country. Right, right. Then I see Hitler

and all I can think about him is him fucking the shit out of that guy on stage. Paralyzed and get killed. Hard operation, hot Hitler, railing me, go. Yeah, bad.

Lots of soldiers enter the battlefield confused, and the moment they saw German soldiers, they were greeted with that vision mentally, and America loses the war

dramatically. I think making Hitler hot is just always going to be mixed messages. Yeah. Right, yeah. Very confusing. You want to make Charlie Chaplin weak and dumb. Yeah.

He's a weak and dumb zero. Yeah. And then put him on stage and he just gets injured badly with every pratfall. Yeah. Can't even step on a banana peel without going to the hospital.

He steps on the banana peel and just has a heart attack. Yeah, he holds the podium brain aneurysm dead yeah that's what you want

yeah and everybody's like was that charlie chaplin no that was that was hitler

what happened to charlie chaplin i don't know retired he retired don't worry about it he had that weekend gum juice

i don't know yeah he was doing some project with the united states government and then yeah where'd he go retired probably got a lot of money and He had that wicked thumb juice. I don't know. Yeah, he was doing some project with the United States government, and then where'd he go? Retired. Probably got a lot of money and retired.

I would imagine. I wouldn't go digging around the facility. No, no, no, no, no, no. Sir? I guess maybe that one guy was good. Yeah, maybe Captain America was the move. If Steve Rogers wasn't the move, then make your serum bad on purpose and give it to Charlie Chaplin.

Yeah, exactly. I think that's the only, it's really the only way to fix it, dude. And on that note, I've been Joe. I've been Jackson. I've also been Joe. And Dogman was created when Officer Knight and his dog Greg exploded because the dog told him to cut the wrong wire because dogs are colorblind. Oh, that is a problem. A bomb went off,

and then they attached Officer Knight's body to Greg the dog's head. Whoa! So he's part dog, part man. And then he became dog man. I see. And that could also be a problem for our super dogs because they are colorblind.

They will be colorblind. Yeah. Yeah, it's bad. Anyway, have a lovely day. Have a wonderful time. And we will see you at the movies.