Plumbing the Death Star - What Did We Think Of Avengers Infinity War (Ft. George Dimarelos)
Episode Date: April 25, 2018In which our heroes are joined by good friend George Dimarelos to ask the hard hitting question; What Did We Think of Avengers Infinity War?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook....com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadDuscher: twitter.com/dusch13Zammit: twitter.com/GoddammitZammit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sans pants?
There you go. not going to what is wrong with you honestly you probably didn't even need that warning look
fuck you that's a yeah
gave you just enough rope to hang yourself with what is that good stuff well done that goes to
anyone who clicked on it being like i I hope they don't spoil it.
That fuck you is for you, but I'm hoping that went to no one as you're all clever enough to figure that out.
My God.
All right.
Another thing before we start this episode is we usually do the, oh, what did we like about the film?
What didn't we like about the film?
What didn't really make sense?
And the first two parts of that are boring. That is true. We liked the film. Let's we like about the film what didn't really make sense and the first two parts of that are boring that is true we liked the film let's just talk about um right well where do we
start now that you've now that you've destroyed the structure of the show where to begin it's late
i'm loose can we can we go with things we really Yes, that's a good place to start After all that
What an introduction though
I'm fiery, which is weird
Because I liked the film
Maybe it's because it's late
And I worked before we saw it
And I got yelled at a lot
You're on edge
I'm angry at people that saw the movie
Even though I saw the movie
Just because they were so yelly
You're ropeable
You're just as yelly. You're ropeable.
Now you're just as yelly as they are. I know, but I'm not yelling at...
You've become the thing you hate.
I'm yelling at my audience.
My audience isn't yelling at me.
Not yet.
I like the vast majority of this film.
I also liked...
Maybe not the vast...
Actually, I liked watching this film,
but I feel like that when I rewatch it, I'm going to be like, okay.
I've come to accept that every Marvel movie is a one watch.
Yep.
If you watch it a second time, it's on you.
Yeah.
Every Marvel movie I've enjoyed whilst watching,
barring maybe Doctor Strange.
Yeah.
Every Marvel movie I've rewatched, I've liked less.
Really?
Yes.
So I'm just not rewatching Marvel a man actually you go first before I interject George
is also here that's just my global take on watching a Marvel I just feel like is
it maybe recently just because the phone is gone every anything saying like Iron
Man I meant three guys I just got one you've watched surely I've watched three
times I've liked it less and less every time I've watched it. Yeah, look, I'm with Jack on that one. I disagree with you guys. You guys are crazy.
That's all right.
Look, I'll jump to your defense here, George.
As a man who has rewatched all of them,
as good friends,
as a man who's rewatched all of them recently,
you're wrong,
but the ones that stand out on rewatches
are not the ones that stand out in the cinema.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a bold call.
I disagree with you as well.
It was your friend!
Except for, like, The Winter Soldier soldier is great no matter how many it's just a fucking good
well see i've only seen the winter soldier once but watch it again you'll be like oh yeah good
what about captain america one that was a great one captain america one i love i love
civil war was the worst crash and burn for that and'm like, fuck, wow, what a movie.
Second time I'm like, what a movie.
Third time I'm like, this movie is fucking terrible.
So that's why I think this one falls in the category of the later bunch,
which we've had, which includes like Black Panther and stuff,
which is, yeah, where I think rewatching it is going to be not that good.
Thor Ragnarok's still good on rewatch.
Is it?
It's so gaggy.
I thought you were going to say something else.
I think I was going to say.
It doesn't matter.
Deep throaty.
I thought you were just going to say.
You're so deep throaty.
Oh, my God.
That deep throaty mess.
We all hit that gag reflex.
I don't think that's what you thought I was going to say.
No, it doesn't matter.
So the one that I thought was very funny was straight away,
we're like,
hey, remember that gut punch
in Thor Ragnarok?
Fuck you.
Half of us Asgardians dead.
Sorry,
the remaining Asgardians,
half of them dead.
That's a weird thing, right?
So actually,
I was thinking about that.
So more than half of them
already dead.
And then it says,
for reference to the movie,
that he didn't kill all of them.
So Thor does say
you killed half of them.
Yeah, he killed half. so doesn't he keep track
isn't he like
Rourke
he was like
okay they've clearly
lost everyone already
I'm pretty sure
they're balanced out
resource wise
no
how is he looking at the ship
and being like
this ship
is gonna run out soon
he kills half
then blows up the ship
surely that counts
as killing all of them
yeah I know
like who was alive
at the end of it
he took them into his ship on the ship again look that's it hey all of them. Yeah, I know. Like, who was alive at the end of that? Who took them into his ship?
I'm a ship. Again, look, that's it.
Hey, that's one thing that doesn't make sense.
I'm like, hang on.
Imagine if we had a structure still.
What would we do? Considering like
he can do anything
with the gauntlet, right?
So couldn't he just create a whole bunch of planets
for all the overpopulation?
That bugged me with the movie that he's like,
I have the reality stone, but he's not like,
I'm going to make it reality that I have all the stars.
Surely that's your move there, Thanos.
But it seemed like in this movie,
the reality stone was just like illusions, basically.
Otherwise, he'd be like Titans back,
because he makes Titan, the planet he's from,
it's a shithole presently.
It's kind of like a fake reality, I guess.
It's basically he gets Doctor Strange trick magic.
But it does turn bullets into bubbles.
Yes, but it cannot turn...
Turn planet into same planet but good.
Yeah, that for some reason has to be fake.
It also cannot turn stones I do not have
into stones that I currently have.
So what I like with that,
because I thought this movie was great
because they had Thanos as your main character.
That was neat. That was really cool.
I love that we're focusing more on these
villains because Marvel is a bit
renowned for having shitty villains.
Killmonger fucking rules, though.
Lurkey's actually gets flack.
No, no, no, I'm just...
Why do you bother talking?
What a good death to be quiet.
Yeah, Lurkey's death. Now we're totally... Fuck off, whatever death we're talking about. Wait, should we let him bother talking? What a good death to be quiet. Yeah, Loki's death. Now we're totally
forgot.
Fuck off whatever
that was.
Wait, should we
let him keep talking?
Nah.
He's voted himself out.
I've voted out too
of him.
I don't feel bad.
Yeah, no, now he's sad.
He's played into his hand.
This is like Thanos' tears.
The soul stone.
What are we talking about?
You're good.
So, say what we got.
Oh, we're sweet.
Okay, so.
I like Thanos as a villain
because you give him
a lot of like, you know, pathos you give him a lot of pathos
and there's a lot of all that kind of backstory to be cool.
But his plan is kind of stupid.
Because I get that he's like, we're overpopulated.
The whole thing is about balance.
And you kill off half, so he clicks a finger. Great.
But then, alright, he clicks a finger.
The people that are surviving
are able to repopulate and that kind of stuff.
Surely it's going to get to a next point
where it's like, they did it again. You're overpopulated of stuff surely it's going to get to a next point where it's like they did it again
yeah
they're overpopulated again
surely it's going to
have to come back
and like
the longest kind of
in between clicks
yeah click
the worst
it's like
do you remember
is it Bob Geldof
like every minute
like every time I click
a child dies
it's like every time
Thanos clicks
half the population
of the universe dies
but the clicks are like a thousand years apart.
They take a long time between.
I mean, he's still got the glove, so I guess
he could. But he's very confident at the end.
Huh? It's damage, the glove. Yeah, but
it worked well enough to get him back to Titan.
Plus, all he's gotta do is go back to the
Forge planet and be like,
make us another. Yeah, he's still got the gems.
Yeah. Or, use the
reality gem, get a new glove from magic
go back in time to when you beat up yourself take the glove steal your own glove
best move in the game why doesn't he go forward in time and be like hey i got the glove because
he doesn't know because at that point time hasn't one thing i thought was odd was that time thing
when um uh dr strange went forward in time i thought he was going to go like back in time Because at that point, time hasn't... One thing I thought was odd was that time thing.
When Doctor Strange went forward in time,
I thought he was going to go back in time as well and be like, oh, I went back in time
and shit happened on Thanos and blah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we're going to get a little nugget of information.
But we didn't.
But anyway, you were saying, George?
I was just going to say in terms of that,
it's the classic cop-out though.
Instead of like, I guess maybe it's too disturbing for people,
but go that little bit step.
Well, you've got to just go a little bit further
and make Thanos' tragedy that happened to him
like show it
or something
so that you know
that his plan's stupid
but he's crazy
so you're like
okay
you get it
you know
just be like
alright you saw your father
get killed or whatever
and then now
that's made you crazy
so now you've got
this crazy plan
was he like
the president
of his planet
nah
he's like one of the
a mayor
I think they surely they'd give him more than that he just he's like one of the like... A mayor?
Surely they'd give him more than that.
He ran for city council.
Because he was like, I have this
plan and it's like, but did you
how did you think you...
I could have that plan now. I think he was a
scientist from memory.
One of the higher elder scientists
or something of type. Environmental scientist.
Was it like how Krypton...
Is it like how Krypton the scientist seemed to be in charge? Look, I don't know about... Was it like how Krypton... Is it like how Krypton, the scientist, seemed to be in charge?
Look, I don't know, man.
I don't know much about the Titans.
I know that his brother's Starfox and he's rad.
Starfox doesn't look like a Thanos, does he?
No, he doesn't.
You know, Starfox 64, George.
You look at him.
Fox, you're vulnerable.
His name is Eros and his power's a little bit like...
You can make people cum, yeah?
Eros? Eros, I think. is a little bit like... You can make people cum, yeah? Eros?
Eros, I think.
Really?
The god of love.
Yeah.
I am Thanos the Mad Titan.
I have the Infinity Gauntlet.
I'm Eros.
I look like a dude.
I can make you cum like that.
That's his power.
Brave that Avengers 4 is going to feature him as the main villain.
You're ready to see...
Or sexy.
Ready to see the entire Avengers cum.
Everyone's like,
it's a fight.
Every time I snap my fingers,
half the population will come.
It's like, no, don't stop him.
Let's see how this pans out.
So if you snap it again,
does the other half come, or is it like
he takes a hole again and it's half again?
What kind of probability are we talking here?
If you keep clicking... Oh,'s half again. What kind of probability are we talking here? If you keep clicking...
Oh, do it again.
I like that it hurts now.
Because it means that half the population just dies
from dehydration.
Have you seen that footage of that guy that comes like 100 times
a day? His life looks hideous.
He's so sad.
100 comes is too many
comes tenfold. If that man came 10 times a day, I reckon he'd be like, look, it's not great.
It's not ideal.
But like, it's alright.
I'll cop it.
And if it's five, he's like, I've got the best life on earth.
Five every day, though.
Oh, no, make you tired.
Does he get to choose one?
Yeah, every time he clicks.
That's just like a...
Because I have that power.
Every time he clicks. That's just like a... But I have that power. Every time he clicks,
but if he goes to sleep without those five clicks,
it all happened at once.
That's a frightening reality.
How would you pace it out?
I'd do one straight away.
Wake up and come.
Yep.
I'd have breakfast and maybe do it straight again there.
That's two done.
Maybe I'll wait a bit and maybe either like...
Sneaky one at work.
Like lunch break.
The criminal cup.
During the lunch break.
And then one maybe...
You're closing them all too quickly, I think.
You need one mystery cup just for wild card.
All right.
Wild call.
That's how I do it.
Sitting there in Avengers against Infinity War
and you're like,
ooh, yeah, let's get in time with these clips.
No, you're in bed.
Your eyes, your lids start to rise.
You're like, sick. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click,. No, you're in bed. Your eyes, your lids start to rise. You're like sick.
Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
What a way to end the day.
And then you are awake because you're hurting.
You're just tired.
You're screaming.
Ow!
You've really got enough to eat.
Good morning!
Listen to a jazz album.
Ow!
Oh!
Oh!
That's a fresh beat. that's a fresh beat
that's a good beat
something I didn't like
was the meeting between
Peter Quill and Thor
I thought that was really unnecessary
the whole scene or just the start
the whole like
I like that
I think I may be in the minority here
I'm so tired of our two protagonists meeting and we know eventually they will
be friends.
But for some reason we have to waste all this time on like,
Oh,
they hate each other.
For some reason,
they're super mad at one another and gags.
And then they're friends.
And I didn't like what happened with Dr.
Strange and Tony Stark.
But I did like how much there was a big love fest for Chris Hemsworth and
everyone was being sexy.
I look,
Chris Hemsworth is a very sexy man.
I like him being a pirate.
A pirate God. Yeah. They called him like a pirate angel. That's funny. That he is. Look, Chris Hemsworth is a very sexy man. I like him being a pirate god.
Yeah, they called him like a pirate angel.
That's funny.
That was good.
But I just hated that whole scene
and everything Peter Quill said from then on.
I wanted him to shut up the whole movie.
Shut up, Peter Quill.
Did he actually put on weight for the sake of that joke?
I suspect he put on weight for another role.
I think he just put on wait.
Speaking of roles,
I just realised before,
they got rid of all the characters
to reshoot the next movie
who are going to be shooting their movies.
That's...
If you actually think about it, anyone who's got a movie coming out
in the next two years, so they'll be busy
to shoot the next Avengers 3.5
is now not available
for it but presumably in avengers 4 everyone will be back yeah yeah well like spider-man
julie spider-man 2 comes out between doesn't it no do you want me to i could do show you can give
hi everyone uh timeline specialist jordish here i hate that i know this but i have someone yeah it's uh ant-man nose
is bleeding ant-man
and the wasp yeah i'm
from the future it's a
time disturbance it's
giving you the nose
bleed and then the
wasp then captain
marvel then avengers
okay and then so
that's the end of
phase three but
they're not calling
the next movies phase
four they're calling
it post phase three
and they're only two
movies that are
confirmed so far are
spider-man 2 and Avengers 3.
Okay.
Avengers 3.
In the back.
No, no, no.
They're doing a system where they go up and down like a hill.
They go, whoop-a.
1, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3.
They're giving away the time travel.
They're just bringing out the third one again.
Sorry, Guardians 3.
So there you go.
So see, there you go.
And Black Panther's obviously a mark as well. Well, today, Guardians 3. Yeah, so there you go. And Black Panther's obviously
a lot as well. Well, today, actually, weirdly
enough, today in the news, Kevin Feige
was like, look, we want to make Black Panther
or Fiege. I thought it was Fiege.
No, it could be. I would say Fiege, but I think
it is Feige. I sometimes say Fiege,
but that's because I want to go there. Surely it's
not Feige. It's Feige. It is.
It's like the creator of
Mad Men's name is Matthew Weiner.
And everyone was like, Matthew Weiner.
And he was like, no, it's Matthew Weiner.
Yeah, that's okay.
Feige?
He's Feige.
I've heard it so many times.
He's feisty.
Like, if I tried to read it, I wouldn't.
Because I wouldn't be brave enough to announce it.
Because I know I'd get it wrong.
But apparently his name is Feige.
I just call him Kev.
This is the new smell.
Kev. Kev. Yeah, he said today. He was like Black Panther 2 I really want it to happen but if Ryan Kool... Kugla. Kugla? Coolrich. Calvin Coolrich. If my good friend Ryan,
we're on a first name basis, isn't ready to make Black Panther 2, I don't want to make it yet.
Okay, that's nice. Okay. But you see the logic I was getting at though?
Also, the logic,
they've also come out and been like, look, we're not going to
announce any more Marvel films until 2019.
I can tell you why they're not
doing that. They don't want to give away who stays
dead. Yeah, so
there were things we didn't like slash
meh. Because I'm like,
I actually like them killing off a lot of the characters
at a randomness
it's like there was no like
we could stop this
it was just like
oh randomly
people were dying
that was great
but then it's like
the moment they were like
the first one was Bucky
and I'm like
oh shit
he's got like an 11 picture deal
like Sebastian Stan
I'm like oh fuck
that's amazing
cool they killed him
great
Wanda I'm like
oh fantastic
she's like a bit character
oh wow they're actually doing this this is impressive Black Panther goes I'm like, oh, fantastic. She's like a bit character. Oh, wow, they're actually doing this.
This is impressive.
Black Panther goes.
I'm like, okay, yeah, no, this isn't sticking.
Yeah, never mind.
I remember Bucky died.
Zoe was like, huh?
And I was like, that's pretty funny because whatever.
But I'm like, Bucky's not really dead.
No way.
And then it was like Wanda died.
She was like, huh?
And I'm like, okay.
And then everyone else who died her like
gasp became
blast
yeah
just kill everyone
it doesn't matter anymore
okay
you know
they just
if they had
maybe chosen different ones
like with Mantis
and Drax
I was like
oh fuck
okay cool
but then it's like
Peter Quill
I'm like
oh yeah no
yeah
but even as soon as
Gamora was gone
you're like
that can't
I was like
no brave
I assume Gamora stays dead.
Nah.
Of all the characters...
Okay, who do you reckon is going to stay dead?
Because I reckon Loki and Gamora.
Yeah.
Loki, definitely.
I don't think Gamora.
Everyone who died before...
It'll be some fucking thing
where they can bring back everyone who died...
From the cliff.
How about this bullshit, right?
Not a bit.
Because it's got to do with the Soul Stone
or something wanky,
it's like Gamora...
We still don't know what the Soul Stone does either.
Gamora is as an angel last or some shit.
Oh, fuck.
Will, like, sacrifice her actual essence
so she can't be brought back from the death
to, like, resurrect Dickhead.
But she's a guardian of the galaxy.
Yeah, now she's a guardian of life.
Do you know how many guardians of the galaxy there have been?
They'll just grab her and all the way.
Gamora's a fucking...
Oh, they...
Yeah, they do. They might swap her I feel like everyone likes her. Yeah, they do.
They might swap her out for Nebula.
Yeah. Plus, like,
Nebula's great, yeah. Plus, Gamora's, like,
arc is kind of dumb.
It's like, ooh, you meet her, she's like, Thanos is a bad
bloke, blah, blah, blah, blah, dead. And then you find
out that she was hiding the Soul Stone, and then she
realized that her... Although,
she has a sad end to her arc, which would be weird
for... If it wasn't Marvel making it.
I'd be like, yeah, I reckon she's done, but you can't have
her arc end with
she fucked up.
That was the funniest scene.
She's like giving him sass.
And I'm just like, you dumb
fuck. You are
the dumbest fuck right now.
What's it like to be
having the dumbest fuck grin? Gamora. What's it like to be having the dumbest fuck grin?
Oh my god, what a dumb fuck.
Pushed in. What she should have done
is pushed Thanos in, but she didn't love Thanos.
Like Red Skull, this Nazi,
I love him! Yeah, this is my
favorite Nazi ever. Kicked in.
Got the soul stone.
It's very funny to imagine
like I'm at the edge of that and
fucking Red Skull, Red Skull's in the movie by the way
Red Skull's like
You gotta push in someone you love
I'm like
It spoils that of all things
Can I run dives?
Red Skull's in the movie
Can I love you Red Skull?
No
What have I learned?
To love you
He's got like a montage date with Red Skull
Red Skull being like
I know this ends with me getting pushed off a cliff
I know
But I love you You just force it Red Skull I Red Skull being like, I know this ends with me getting pushed off a cliff. I know, but I love you.
And then you just,
you just force it.
Red Skull,
I'll be so good to you.
Yeah,
go on.
I just remembered
because it was one thing
I didn't like.
The same scene plays out
between multiple characters
800,000 times.
Why?
Why?
Because Peter-
I love my sister
slash maybe love him.
What?
I don't remember.
Oh,
no,
wait,
no,
two different things.
I'm not insisting.
No,
I'm not.
I'm sorry. I realise that out of my mouth
it sounds like
I'm like
it's like oh you know
gotta save my
fulfilling thing
comma
or it's like
oh my maybe lover is dying
yeah yeah yeah
not the same
it's also like
no also the scene of like
if they get me
you gotta kill me
happens twice
and
almost an identical thing happens both times and
like what sam was saying is that at the start of the movie thanos is like i'll kill thor if you
don't give me the tesseract loki and then later on thanos is like i'll kill nebula if you don't
tell me where the soul stone is gamora and hey guys wait wait there's a third version of that
yeah i will kill tony stark If you don't give me the time
To do Doctor Strange
Another brother couple
Yeah yeah
Well they both play Sherlock
Guys
United in roles
Can we just
Today here in the studio
If we're ever in that situation
Just let him kill me
Yeah look
I don't want to be alive that much
Yeah I'm fair
The only thing is
In the movie twice, people like
Peter Quill and
Peter Quill tries to kill her.
Yeah, and so does Wanda tries to kill
Vision, but both times Thanos is like,
I'll kill you guys like that.
And also both times Thanos
kills that person that he saves
himself.
Loki's death was
relatively gruesome.
I was wanting a snap. There was a bit, there was relatively gruesome.
I was wanting a snap.
There was a pop.
I was wanting more of a bigger snap.
You wanted a visual snap because there was an audible snap.
There was an audible snap.
I feel like it wasn't that audible.
It was so audible.
Maybe I'm deaf as shit.
It wasn't like a
It was so audible Maybe I'm deaf as shit Maybe I'm deaf as shit No it was like a It wasn't like a It was like a
It was like a
Like a
Because
You weren't in doubt
Yeah
Visually his neck
Didn't look broken
But like you kind of
Visually his neck
Broke
No no no
That's what I mean
Like he didn't have
Like a limp neck
But the noise was enough
To be like
Oh you're not got it
He's fucking dead
I'm saying it was great
I just wanted a bit more
Did you
I was gonna be a dick But I won't I was going to be a dick, but I won't.
I was going, oh, Loki died.
Did you not get that?
Did it not...
Was the pop not...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I've got some terrible news for you.
I thought he was the hero of the story.
Did not Loki save the day at the end?
He's going to be the journey of the man in the fleece, yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like how Doctor Strange...
It's best if we leave him in this illusion.
yeah yeah I like how dr.
strange best if we leave him in this illusion
proved himself really useless in this
film no he was also the hero he also
where he's the one that's done everything
because he said he said the whole thing
up yeah he's waiting already there's
only one way for them to win and they've
done it now so yeah yeah I guess but I
mean like in every encounter dr.
strange a shit I just thought that was hilarious.
At the start, you're like, everyone's showing off their powers, except Doctor Strange, who's fallen over.
Oh, everybody's throwing off their powers, except Doctor Strange, who's fucked up again.
Hulk wasn't in this one.
What a klutz.
Yeah, there was no Hulk.
There was no Hulk.
Oh, wait, no, there was Hulk at the very start.
Did they explain why he can't do it?
Yeah.
Well, no, but you assume.
In Ragnarok, it's the opposite problem. Yeah. Because he got beaten. Because he got beaten do it? Yeah. Well, no, but you assume. In Ragnarok, it's the opposite problem.
Yeah.
Because he got beaten.
Because he got beaten by Thor.
Yeah.
Thanos.
Thanos is my Thor.
Hulk got beaten by Thanos and now Hulk's sulking.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
That's what it is.
Hulk's sulking.
All right.
Okay.
But also, I think they might also be just the same way that they ended Age of Ultron
where they were like, everyone was like, oh, my God, Hulk going to space.
Like, Hulk's not necessarily going to space, unless maybe he is.
Are we brave enough to do this?
Because in the comics, Hulk and Bruce Banner split.
Multiple times.
Yeah.
It just happens.
Or it might be the kind of thing where, like, because that's like a big part of the Hulk comics is them working out their issues.
So maybe they'll get a solo Hulk film in the future that's
like Hulk getting some therapy
or whatever. Or we won't, because
they'll end the universe after
fucking Avengers 4, and then they'll just make the sequels
they want and be like, don't worry about the rest of the stuff.
Yeah, that's true. Possibly.
I just assumed,
my reading of that was that Hulk was
a little bit of a sulker. Yeah, just to make the
dramatic reveal at some later point.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Because he got beaten by Thanos.
And like, in Hulk's mind, Hulk never been beaten.
So this is Hulk being like, Hulk, shit.
Hulk, yeah.
Because Hulk no longer got angry.
Hulk just, yeah.
But Hulk got beaten heaps of times.
He got beaten by the Hulkbuster.
No, he didn't.
Not in Hulk's mind.
Hulk won.
Hulk got knocked out, and that's cheating.
Yeah. Hulk kicked the shit
out of him. Hulk never ate shit like he did in this
fight. That is true. Moses McCain was
with Thor and Thor did win but not
in Hulk's eyes. Hulk won.
Well, because Hulk almost died
at the start of this until Heimdall was like, catch you later
Hulk. Yeah.
And Hulk went for his space.
Do you think this film
has done a weird thing
where like,
because it has been
such high stakes,
like the low stakes movies
are going to be a bit weird.
Now, like I was
chatting to Adam,
I'm like,
it's weird that Ant-Man
and the Wasp
is largely about
corporate espionage.
That's a weird afterchaser.
But I feel like it's the only,
like I'm excited
for them to do that
because fuck a bigger planet. No, like, now blow up oh god oh i'm with you i'm like
they can blow up five planets who cares make it emotional make it honestly like your girlfriend's
gonna cheat on you and cry about that yeah yeah yeah like yeah no i'm with you like honestly if
i could get more movies i mean whatever like uh that's also, that's okay.
Yeah.
Also, I think as soon as Black Panther disappeared into mist,
that was like, okay, yeah, they're not going to do this.
But then if they hadn't have done Peter Parker and Peter Quill
and all the others, I would have been like, oh, shit, what?
But the fact that they did that I thought was very, very odd.
But I loved Peter's death scene.
That was beautiful.
It was all right was it was all right
well all right i liked peter's death scene it was very very good but the only problem was because
it was the last one you knew it meant nothing you know i should have done that one first because it
was like a good one but it was you know at that point it had the same problem that the end of
time part two the Doctor Who episode
that some people
still really love has
where it's just
you're saying
there's a montage
of you saying goodbye
to characters you like
that you know
are coming back later
but not even necessarily
coming back later
but just characters
you like
that you're like
oh okay
so the next scene
oh there's people in it
okay they're going
okay cool
and again
oh goodbye
bye
imagine if we'd just
gone flash to Tony
and it'd just been
Tony covered like surrounded by dust
and it's him and gamora being like shit yeah because we've never sorry been like shit because
again you're right at that point it sort of lost its impact and just and again this would be may
again depending what comes after it but it's like it unfortunately it loses its impact because this
film isn't made in a vacuum and just these death scenes while they're meant
to be gut-wrenching i mean to be like punching you like oh what's going to happen it's just
unfortunately like the comic book nerd in me or the movie going sort of um nerd in me is like oh
this is i was thinking about that too because i think to put that in perspective i reckon we've
just ruined all these for ourselves because we can't help but check what's happening but like
even a guy i'm mates with who isn't geeking out about it,
he would be so blown away by so much of what's happening in this movie.
No idea what's happening.
So opening the film with Loki's death as a big thing
was probably a bad move as Adam or Jackson,
someone after the movie pointed out,
he has died in three films.
As the movie points out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He keeps dying.
You should have swapped him and
heimdall around i reckon heimdall dies as well yeah heimdall dies but heimdall's like they play
up loki's death like it means more but i think it's because look he's definitely dead this time
definitely dead is he dead has to be dead yeah he's definitely dead this time is gamora definitely
dead gamora is definitely not dead so i reckon gamora she's probably i reckon she's not dead
dead but she's gonna come back reckon she's not dead dead,
but she's going to come back,
but she's going to stay dead.
I like that they played with the audience,
because the only time that I heard,
apart from Zoe's gasps,
which she was the only one doing.
Because she loves Sebastian Stan.
She does.
Every time he was on screen,
she was like,
just hugging herself.
With joy.
That's a nice way of putting
what she was doing.
That was lowbrow even for plumbing the death let's go back about coming five times yeah yeah a gentleman's discussion how many times could
you come if you clicked um fuck what was i saying oh yeah the only time there was a big audible gasp
in the cinema that wasn't just zoe was it looked like tony stark was going to be like killed in a slow and painful way and the movie
took that away from us which is both good because it played on the audience's like it was the same
thing where the audience had an idea of who was going to die like if you'd asked anyone who knew
anything about these films not just like your good friend who went to the movies and is going to be
mortified by this
i'm sure there's plenty apart from anyone who's listening to this podcast
to be honest but we're all united in our desensitized experience this echo chamber
fucking rules fuck tweet me about how unshocked you were and if you were shocked i'll be shocked
i am now going to get
a whole bunch of tweets
saying I am shocked
but also
now I'm not
because I called them out
on it already
now it's a mystery game
mystery game
mystery game
mystery game
what surprised you
in this film
because again
we can't really do
things we love
things we hate
didn't make sense
because I think
it was pretty tight
in terms of
it is just
two and a half hours of blokes punching blokes and then dying it's yeah oh hang on but
they stopped to say funny things a lot of the time they stop and they're like oh we should probably
uh we should probably say something pretty funny now yeah as george pointed out after the film like
when we were having a brief talk You guys were probably shitting
Yeah chances are
This film is just Marvel literally
At it's most Marvel
They've taken just the most Marvel
Concepts and put them together
Not in a bad way
It's just like
It's something you can do with something like this
Because you can't have character arcs or anything
That's why having Thanos have some sort of
Thanos
I said that weird I love Thanos something like this because you can't have character arcs or anything. That's why having Thanos have some sort of... Thanos.
Said that weird.
I loved Thanos.
Thanos.
Thanos.
I can't say it anymore.
Thanos.
For giving him the only character we didn't really know anything about,
an actual arc was pretty... Yeah, that was pretty clever.
Thor kind of had an arc where he was just like,
I'm ready to die.
That's true.
It's funny that Thor's just the last Asgardian.
The last special Asgardian.
I loved his arc.
I know I shouldn't get excited for costumes or whatever,
because I kind of get really like,
who gives a shit about this particular bleeding edge or whatever?
But the moment Thor came down, look,
and look, this is the Stormbreaker.
And it's like the thing.
I'm like, oh, that's sick.
With an axe.
Yeah, with the axe.
And the six things. And I'm like oh that's sick now with an axe yeah with the axe and like the six
like things
and I was like yes
I was shocked
Groot became the handle
that was cool
I was like
what neat
yeah
Groot cut off his arm
and I wished
for the rest of that fight
he didn't have an arm
but he had two arms
yeah it wasn't
they made it seem
like a big deal
but I'm like
Groot can lose bits
whenever who cares
even in Guardians
I mean it was it was a clever move at the last second but it wasn't like a like a sacrifice
and yeah like especially in guardians volume one which it's not called it's called guardians of
the galaxy um he loses an arm and he doesn't have an arm for a while yeah that's true but he's big
groot at that point maybe that's a change that's still growing he's older like if during he was
yeah you lose a ball you just get an arm pops back in with look if during puberty you lose a ball
you just get another one
he just pops back in
look
if you get a baby
cut a baby's arm off
baby grows that arm
in about two weeks
sometimes it grows back two though
and you gotta be careful
whereas a man
if we cut our arm off
it takes us like
three years
yeah a long time
or a trip to
a quick trip to the hospital
all the more
frustrating
surely something else
surprised me in this movie
I think yeah
it would have liked
a bit more of a sacrifice from Groot now that you mentioned it.
It just was like, I was like, neat.
I'm not surprised that Groot didn't.
I'm just really shocked that Groot, out of all characters, didn't sacrifice Groot.
I wasn't so surprised.
I'm like, no, I wanted more suffering.
I'm just joking.
I know you're busting my chops.
I get it.
I don't know if this is hinting at something for the next movie, but didn't they make it very much seem like she got the mind stone out
when she was working feverishly as
he was walking in? No. It really hinted
like very strongly. Yeah, it
hinted something. That she did
something there. Really? When? Strongly, which she
clearly didn't. Suri? Suri? Do you mean when
Suri was working on the thing and the people came in?
Suri. It sort of worked super fast
and kind of finished. No, she was just shitting
herself and then she was like, you've got to get rid of it so they can't touch it. That's Siri. It works super fast and kind of finished. I think she was just shitting herself, and then she was like,
you've got to get rid of it so they can't touch it.
That's how I read that.
Okay.
So I woke him back up, I guess.
Well, because I was like, well, I knew,
and I guess maybe that's the movie,
the Marvel boy in me,
but I'm like, I know that Thanos is going to get the stone,
and they're not going to be like, we destroyed it.
Chekhov's gun, by the way. That's sort of the reference I was going to say.
Ah. Yeah. So you all knew it. Okay, good. But when she took, to be like, we destroyed it. Chekhov's gun, by the way. That's sort of the reference I was going to say. Ah.
Yeah.
So you all knew it.
Okay, good.
But when she took it, I'm like, yeah, she just doesn't want them accessing it.
Okay.
Yeah.
I was surprised that Captain America didn't get much screen time.
Yeah, me too, actually.
It's going to be the next one, one of the main ones.
Yeah.
I think another two and a half hours, though.
Well, they'll call up Scott and they'll call up Hawkeye.
Yeah.
They'll go get- They're fighting. What are they get fighting what are they doing just fucking with their family they just gotta just hanging
out for a couple of hours whatever ant-man's up to his probably getting small and then big again
and then maybe too big fucking they answer that being like after the um the accords they're like
fuck this we want to spend time with our family. That's very funny. I like that they have powers.
They're like, yeah, we've got powers, and clearly shit's fucked.
Nah, not our problem.
Hawkeye?
What powers does Hawkeye have?
Hey, what fucking-
So Thanos could punch the shit out of Hulk, but then he can't really punch Captain America.
Don't get me wrong, I love Captain America.
Yeah, yeah, I know, but you're like-
This seems like a disproportionate-
And also, killing the children of Thanos. They struggle with all the superpowered ones but the ones they lose to
were the humans it seems a bit no i love that i loved when black widow killed that one i'm like
hell yeah humanity fuck these superpowered cunts that's genuinely the feeling i had
that was the only moment where i felt victory. I think, although... Oh, wait.
How do you feel about...
Would you rate superpowered cunts including Captain America
or not including Captain America?
Including Captain America.
Okay, cool.
Because I'm pretty sure the Marvel Cinematic Universe
hands the Black Widow also as a bit super soldier.
But significantly less.
Yeah, she's not...
She was the least powered person there.
Therefore, humanity will take her.
Humanity wins again.
Fuck you, aliens.
Yeah, we won.
Fuck you, aliens.
That's a weird decision they did, isn't it?
But yeah, the random death of the most powerful
and the main focus of the children of Thanos,
that telekinetic guy.
He just died like that.
That was great.
He just got sucked out and died.
They just showed him floating off. It's like, uh-huh. That just died like that. That was great. I just got sucked down and died and they just showed him floating off
and it's like, haha.
But that was also a weird shot to include
because you see Thor in space heaps.
He just chills though. He can fly around in space.
Yeah. Well, I guess you
just never see him fly in space. But you're right.
It implies that he can fly in space.
Loki also survives space.
They're chill in space.
Asgardians don't breathe. That's fair enough. They're chill in space As guardians Don't breathe
That's fair enough
They're specialized guardians
He also gets hit by a sun
And his clothes don't burn off
Imagine if they did
Imagine just
I wish
Nude Thor
Nude Thor holding a fucking axe
And that's why he has to get new clothes
Yeah that would make sense
That's why it's weird
They didn't do that to be honest
Come on
Bloody Disney
Be brave
Symbol symbolic you know
like burn everything off
you're a new person
I'm ascended Thor
or whatever it is
transcendent
Thor is loose
runic Thor
maybe was there too many
was there any abs in this
who was shirtless
there was not many
I don't think anyone
was shirtless in this movie
which is weird
what the hell kind of
a movie is this
weirdly enough
that's only ever happened
once before in a Marvel film
and I can't remember
which one it is
and it's a strange one.
It might be Winter Soldier.
Like, there's a movie
that doesn't have abs.
There is only one movie
in the Marvel Cinematic
Universe prior to this
that doesn't have
a shirtless scene.
Either the male hero
or the male villain
takes their shirt off.
I'm sad that we didn't
get, like,
Star-Lord
or Dumpy Body
shirtless.
Yeah, me too.
As if we didn't have,
like, Hemsworth hugging Black Panther.
I don't know.
Everyone's just fucking shit.
Can we just get all the buff guys over here for a second?
Yay, shirts.
They fell off in the fight.
And now hogs.
That's going to be a favorite scene.
I don't know why they didn't put that in, to be honest.
Imagine like, oh, something I found hilarious was the Hulk's head poorly CGI'd in the Hulkbuster arm at the back.
You're like, oh, this is, this does not look good.
I know, look, CGI is, or like, you know, some like, whatever.
It's just like, this is, now it's dated.
Yeah.
As I'm watching it, it's dated.
We saw it on day one.
Yeah.
Because it just looks silly as well.
Just gets a little head in a suit. Because he's got, he's a pretty little man as silly as well. It's got a little head in a suit.
He's a pretty little man as is.
He's got a little head.
He's in Hulkbuster.
No, I know, but that makes it funnier.
Even if you're just looking at him, you're like,
Mark Ruffalo has a little head is what you're saying.
He does have a little head, yeah.
And quite round like a plum.
He's got a bit of a plum head.
He's famous.
He's a plum head.
I like a lot of the kind of like Thanos is coming and like, who?
Yeah, that was pretty good.
A lot of that kind of stuff.
I did like when a lot of them were introducing each other, like, who?
I loved Thor being like, we have, who's this?
No, Hulk being like, we have an ant guy and a spider guy now.
Yeah, yeah.
That was great.
That was pretty good.
Yeah, overall, good shit.
I don't think I was surprised by anything.
Because a lot of the internet had been yelling for like
eight years that, what if that
ends in a new clicks?
I mean, it doesn't end there.
I wish it had.
Nah. I would have been so into that.
Yeah, because you want to see it.
I don't.
I didn't.
Here I am before you.
I did not want that.
Look, you know what?
I agree with Jack.
Jackson, Zamit, you're forgetting one very big issue.
And I've experienced it firsthand.
George has experienced it firsthand through his good friend
that watches these movies but doesn't understand what's going on.
If you just end with him clicking,
if you just end with him clicking,
people would be like, what happened?
I don't get it.
I understand that.
No, no, they would understand.
Just people wouldn't appreciate the significance.
But even we wouldn't.
It'd be like, he clicked, but like, did he really?
Well, then you're like, I'll find out in Avengers 4.
Are they going to do the Borg ship in Star Trek?
Sorry, that's too obscure a reference.
But maybe with the Borg power up and they like fire
and that's how it ends and they're about to get blown up.
And then the next episode is just like oh the gun didn't work
just cuts back to Thanos
being like
I guess
yeah yeah
he's like it doesn't work
it ends with a clicking
first shot of the next movie
first scene is directed by
Ryan Johnson
that's where I would have been suspicious
of the mind gem
not being the real one
and so it clicks
and doesn't work
that would have been my theory
yeah
so it had to show
I reckon too
yeah
I don't like them not
if they click
if this look
post credit scene
exactly the same
love it
if this had been
a comic book Jack
it would have ended
right in that click
exactly
exactly
but yeah
movie needs to show
a bit more
yeah
I would have been
happy with it
but also
I think I would have
been annoyed
because in this film
it does say
all Thanos needs to do
is click
and it's like
an oddly specific thing to say
and it's said like three times. It's funny
because like was that Thanos' plan?
He's like I will click to make it
happen because he can do it any time.
The click is his choice.
That's funny. No, click is only when he
gets all the gems. Yeah but like
he could just like make a fist or something.
He could give the fucking peace sign.
Click is funny but he's got to the fucking peace sign yeah it's funny that he's like he chose a click and somehow everybody's like he's gonna do it oh
he should do like the crotch thrust boom like 90s wrestling yeah
slap his thighs who was it again open palms show his cock to the world
before they die
oh fuck
who was that
Scotty Too Hotty or something
Grandmaster Sexay
those are two real wrestlers
Scotty Too Hotty's a firefighter now
wasn't he
dating Stephanie McMahon for a bit
Rakeesh like firefighter now wasn't he wasn't he one of them was like sort of dating stephanie mcmahon for a bit anyway tweet in whoever went to look at someone else x in the name or some shit
yeah i don't know we're just gonna get dead air if i try and think about it anyway i also like
that when thanos was like he's like first of step one, do it with a click because that looks cool.
Second of all, when people disappear, they don't just disappear.
I want them to disappear like they're becoming burnt paper.
Sick.
Some people disappear less quick than others.
Spider-Man, give him a while.
Make him hurt.
Make him hurt.
Other people, you know, just like that.
Some people longer.
Sweet. There was a lot of flash to it, which is just very funny.
I like that, like, Falcon, no one
saw him. Yeah, Falcon just disappeared.
Which is a weird scene.
What's his name? Looking for him.
He's like, hey, where are you?
Why disrespect
Falcon like that for the end
of this movie? Yeah movie Fucking PTSD and now this
Shawn Michaels
It's part of the formation of the D generation
Which was a wrestling thing apparently
That I vaguely remember
It's funny that you had to look that up
It would have killed me if I didn't know
Because it was something that I knew
That I had at least read or seen once
If it's something I don't know I don't care
But yeah anyway You know you've got the knowledge in you it was something that I knew that I had at least read or seen once. If it's something I don't know, I don't care. Yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah,
anyway,
you know,
you've got the knowledge in you.
Oh,
is the,
is the dwarves in the star the same in the comic books?
I don't know.
I was wondering that.
I liked that they made Peter Dinklage real big,
but then still called him a dwarf.
Weird.
That's why it has to be in the comic book.
Surely.
Yeah.
Like if not,
then if you were Peter Dinklage you'd be like that's
fucking rude yeah I just don't know what it is
he's just come out of three billboards
as well which is a bit rough on him being
smaller that's what he does
it was X-Pac
the wrestler now that we've got that sort
of thing X-Pac but Sean
did it as well God
I can rest easy now
if you're listening if anyone doesn't talk for about a minute,
they're probably looking up a wrestler's name.
Yeah, that was very weird.
That has to be in a comic book.
Because I don't know if they're like,
okay, Peter Dinklage, you'll be playing a dwarf.
Peter Dinklage is like, okay, yeah, sure, whatever.
And they're like, no, no, no.
He's huge.
So you mean a giant?
No, no, no.
What?
Peter Dinklage did seem like
he didn't want to be there
or be there
I liked his
oh I didn't
but I didn't like his voice
because it just felt like
he was pretending
to be a giant
you know he was
pretending to be a giant
but his voice
sounded like
he was pretending
he was like
I am a big man
yeah it was
very weird
hey was it just weird
did Mark Ruffalo
slur a lot of his words in this movie?
It sounded like when he was explaining,
sometimes the acting in this was not great.
It actually got a lot better,
but in the first meeting with Doctor Strange
in the Sanctum Sanctorum, whatever,
it just sounds like Bruce Banner was so not panicked.
He's like, you've got to be scared of Thanos.
He's coming and he's a big problem.
You guys got to take it seriously.
It was only, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Felt a bit weird.
I think the thing is that all of these people are just hanging out all the time.
So none of them are actually acting anymore.
Something I didn't like is Iron Man's suit is silly now.
I like Iron Man.
What are they going to do with everything?
He has a different power now, and it's silly, and it's not...
I liked it when it was practical.
Actually, that's one thing I...
That nanobots thing, yeah.
Now it's like, oh, he can make it a hammer, and this is a big foot now.
I didn't like two things about that.
One, that Pepper explicitly said,
hey, remember in Iron Man 3 when you got that fixed?
I saw that film.
Yep.
Hey, audience.
That felt a bit too much.
Yeah.
Brave, but a bit too much.
Because again, I remember you being like,
you looked at it like, hang on a second, he's got that.
And then Pepper instantly answers it.
It's like, well, yeah, it was also weird that they meant that I yelled it,
and then Pepper yelled back. like, well, yeah, it was also weird that they meant that I yelled it, and then Pepper yelled back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I've forgotten what the other part was about Iron Man that I didn't like.
His suit?
No, blank.
I got too upset about it.
Glasses.
No, his glasses.
I like that he threw his glasses away.
That was funny.
Yeah, that was great.
He put them on to check out what was going on.
Had a moon on him.
Oh, yeah, had a moon.
That was pretty good.
That was cool.
Yeah, that was pretty good that was cool yeah that was
neat the power i guess this is a problem with most superhero films is the power levels and there's no
real consistency yeah absolutely because it's like in guardians it's kind of like um okay so this
one gem can like touch a planet and it gets destroyed yeah and here it's like cap no iron
man's shield can stop it yeah and. And then also Cap can hold it.
Hold the gauntlet.
Yeah.
That'll be of significance, I feel.
But also Thanos is like, I'm going to crush you.
Oh, you're braver than I thought.
Yeah, he was a bit surprised by that, wasn't he?
That was like a hint.
He just quietly knows more.
He's just done more research.
I like a lot about how Thanos knew.
I'm talking about Thanos. Thanos. Thanos. a lot about how Thanos knew... Thanos.
Thanos.
Thanos.
Heinous Thanos.
I love that...
That's a better villain name.
You can be like, that's a better villain.
It's me, Heinous Thanos.
I'm heinous.
Wait till you see what I'm doing to get those gems.
I want the infinity cocks.
Or something.
The infinity cock ring.
Put it on my pinky.
So yes, when Thanos was like,
even though he knew he was going to win,
he was just like,
I've got a bit of respect for you.
You fought valiantly,
so it's pretty good.
Whatever.
I'm not going to kill you, all right?
Because you're all right. You're going to die anyway. Because a lot of, so, like, whatever. Not gonna kill you, alright? Because, like, you're alright. You'll die anyway.
Because he's, like, a lot of his stuff was, like,
he felt like a villain where it was, like,
this isn't personal. Yeah, yeah.
This is just, like, what I need to do.
And I quite like that scene where he's, like,
killed Gamora
as much as I was just muttering in my breath,
you dumb fuck. You are the dumbest
fuck right now.
I think the only thing that surprised me was Red Skull.
Yeah, that was a shock and it really shouldn't
have been, but it was. And then it shocked me again that it
wasn't Hugo Weaving, but then I was unshocked.
Yeah. I was like, oh wait, he hated
him. We were laughing in the car ride
back at the fact that, like, what if he's
still a Nazi?
It's just such a funny opinion
to still hold.
I have seen nothing but the infinite cosmos.
And I still believe that white Aryan human beings are the master race.
Like, what, Red Skull?
You're not even that, Red Skull.
What?
Actually, weirdly enough, Red Skull didn't seem like a bad guy in this,
which is bad because he was a Nazi.
But also, Red Skull, he was a reformed Nazi.
In the first Captain America movie,
he's like, Nazis are weak.
I'm going to be the best Nazi.
Does he say it with an Italian accent?
I'm going to be the best Nazi.
Who are the best Nazis?
Ramiro Italia.
That's right, the Roma skull.
What was that?
The Italian word for red. Damn it. What was that? The Italian word for red.
Damn it.
Was that what we were losing?
Ah, no.
Join the ally.
Join the ally.
The Italians, they were never Nazis.
They were never allies.
They were always red skulls.
Magic science team.
They were always on the winning side, Jack.
Always on the winning side.
He keeps saying you weren't surprised.
So you knew about what
Black Panther
and
not surprised in a sense
that's surprising
yeah
okay I mean
I probably mean like
more of like
things take me like
because like
I was surprised
that they killed Black Panther
but also
because of where he dies
in the film
it's not really a surprise
because you realize
at that point
oh these people
are coming back
there'd already been
too many deaths.
Yeah.
And everything else killed kind of the beats you were expecting.
No, no, no.
Black Panther.
As soon as they killed Black Panther, I was like, oh, okay.
Yeah, that's what you do.
Oh, wait.
Who did they kill before that?
Wanda.
It went Bucky, Wanda, Black.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because the first two, I was like, yeah, yeah.
Actually, yeah.
The Black Panther thing.
So I guess, George, you've called me out and you're right.
For the first half of Black Panther's death, I was shocked.
And the second half, I'd made peace with it. They're just going to kill a bunch of people they're going to bring back. Yeah. Because as soon as they hit me, you're right for the first half of black panther's death i was shocked and the second half i'd made peace with them they're just gonna kill a bunch of people they're gonna bring
back yeah yeah because as soon as they hit me like okay you look he's actually movie made too
much money not gonna happen yeah gomorrah's gomorrah's death surprised me actually so i guess
that's not even when i was like there's no way they kind of killed her i hope they have me too
i i don't i don't think they have but i I hope they do. They got too much of a... Because Guardians would be like...
Yeah, that's what I mean.
They'll just get a new person.
Chemistry and all that stuff.
Props to her as a character.
And the person playing her.
But like...
She's a female actor.
Who here loves Gamora?
Hands up in this room if Gamora is your favorite Guardian.
From an attractiveness point of view?
No, I mean from a character point of view.
From a character point of view
based on how attractive she is?
She's my favourite character
in Guardians 2 by a long shot.
Yeah, she was actually
pretty good in Guardians 2.
She's like one of the only good things
about that movie.
And she's good...
Why are you yelling at me
because you didn't like that film?
Yeah, I watched it again
and changed my mind.
It wasn't good.
It's the worst film in Phase 3.
Ooh. There it is. Bold. Not really. Does that include Strange? yeah I watched it again and changed my mind it's bad it's the worst film in phase 3 ooh bold
not really
does that include Strange?
yeah I love Strange
what?
oh yeah
actually yeah
no I only like
I like it for one reason
cooked visuals
yeah it doesn't matter
oh I love the cooked visuals
in this
cooked visuals in this
for one second
yeah
the multi
yeah
but in Doctor Strange
the part where he's looking
at his hand
and then his hand
grows hands
and his fingers grow
oh it's good that is good fuck I love cooked visuals quality stuff yeah no cause also Doctor Strange the part where he's looking at his hand and then his hand grows hands and his fingers grow oh it's good
that is good
fuck I love
cooked visuals
quality stuff
yeah no
because also
Doctor Strange
I'm talking about
a movie everyone
you've already
heard me talk
about this
Doctor Strange
is sick
in the sense that
yes it just
follows all the
same beats
as every superhero
movie
that's fine
but it makes
it weird
to watch
and I like that
what's the villain
in Doctor Strange
no the end
villain
no no no
he's psychic.
Mordu?
Cassius.
No, no, no, no, no.
The sidekick.
The guy.
Mondu?
No.
Mordu?
Yeah, Mordu.
The guy who steals his sorcerer.
Is it now that Mordu's kicking around being like,
I'm going to kill everyone.
Oh, half the world's dead.
Wasn't he like, I'm going to kill everyone and get the time? Oh wasn't he like i'm gonna kill everyone and get the times oh no he's gonna kill everyone who's a magician his plan was sorcerers
are no more which fair enough okay get rid of them weird to start with the one you're gonna
cripple though but also clever because probably the weakest sorcerer that's true like because he
doesn't actually use any of his powers anymore he's just like i've focused all of it on being
able to walk again.
So the biggest dick move, but also probably warming your way up to fighting Sorcerer Supreme, I guess.
What are we talking about?
Do you remember Doctor Strange's post-credits sequence?
That's what we're talking about.
A deep cut.
Imagine, like, I want to kill some sorcerers.
And you go, like, I got Doctor Strange. Yep. Or a cripple.
Sorcerer Supreme or a bloke in a workshop.
I feel like I could take off a cripple, you know?
Do you think that there's going to be a weird scene in the new Spider-Man movie where he's like, I don't want this suit?
Or is he going to be Iron Spider?
I like the Iron Spider.
No, they must be getting rid of that suit.
But they'll be getting rid of it for Spider-Man 2.
Spider-Man 2 is in London
for some reason
sick
hell yeah
like Agent Cody Banks
Destination London
imagine they call it
Spider-Man Homecoming 2
Destination London
imagine it's a crossover
what about London Has Fallen
another one of those
London Has Fallen
is the sequel too
yeah
fuck I wish London Has Fallen
was called White House Has Fallen 2
London Has Fallen
but no
but surely they'll get rid of
the Iron Spider suit
well yeah of course it would just be too powerful like they've got to like they've
got to power down all these characters for their solo films um what they'll do like iron man the
new not i'm in the next captain america he'll get his shield back is there gonna be another captain
america that probably i don't think so i thought that was that he's the one that's he's number one
on the deadpool bucky captain america yeah there'll be a bucky captain america i don't think so. I thought he's the one that sees number one on the Deadpool. Bucky Captain America.
Yeah, there'll be a Bucky Captain America.
I don't think they'll call it that.
Captain Bucky America.
Bucky America.
Bucky up, America.
Bucky America, get bucked. That's what the trailer will say.
It'll be a fellow being like, it'll be like an 80s movie trailer.
Bucky up, America.
Bucky's back.
It'll be good.
And this time he's brought his trusty
shields and riding his horse also called
Bucky starring Tony Danza as Bucky
horse yes that'll be a funny thing to
watch everybody kind of lose their
power do you think after Avengers 4
there'll be like a massive shift I think
Avengers 4 will probably look Avengers 4 just avengers 3 the second half yeah and also this is legitimately
a spoiler for avengers 4 i guess so maybe stop listening i know this is a weird thing to announce
in this format but i just really don't want to deal with the hassle all right i'm going to talk
about there we go perfect no. No, no, no.
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert.
That's what the book means.
You don't want to hear about what happens in Avengers 4, which everyone here clearly wants to hear anyway.
But yeah.
So there's time travel
and they've reshot scenes from the previous films.
So I think what's going to happen is
you're going to end up with a Marvel Cinematic Universe
that basically stops itself from happening.
Oh, okay.
I'm a big fan of that.
All of it. Yeah. I'm a big fan of that. All of it.
Big fan of that. At first, the only scene I'd
heard about was that they'd reshot the Battle of
New York. Battle of London.
But there's also been
scenes of, oh, they've spotted Cap
on set in his 1940s
gear with the
rectangle shield. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they think that it's going to go all the way back to, because the
Tesseract's in that. But they're going to like So they think that it's going to go all the way back to, because the Tesseracts and that.
But they're going to like.
So they will probably.
They're going to kill a cap back in 1940.
I don't think they'll kill him off.
I think he'll die in the present. Kill him off in 1940.
Yes, please.
So he'll grow old with lots of name.
Yeah.
He'll grow old with her.
Probably.
Yeah.
It'll be a nice name.
It'll just give lots of people like, oh, and then you can get like his tombstone.
Yeah.
Where he's like, he died of old age in the 80s.
Died a grandpa is what it'll say.
Rest in peace, Steve Captain America Rogers.
Okay, speaking of that though.
Died a grandpa.
I just saw it because for some reason,
I watched an Honest Trailer thing
and it had Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
And I was like, is that show still going?
Then I looked up what the show's going on in that show
because it's like five seasons.
And now it's like in the future in that show
and they're fighting its aliens
in like the 29th century or something.
Ghost Riders on that show?
But it's like,
are they keeping track of what's,
is that connecting back
or have they decided,
no, that's-
Do you want a fun answer to that
or the actual answer?
Because I can make something up that's fun
or I can tell you why that actually happened.
No, no.
I don't care about what I,
why it actually happened in this show.
No, no, no.
How does it actually connect
to the wider universe?
Why the show has gone so...
Give us a real answer.
All right.
So there was two bosses of Marvel.
Ike Perlmutter and...
Kevin Feige.
Graham Bates.
Ike Perlmutter,
notorious cunt.
I'm reading a book
about the bankruptcy of Marvel
back in the 90s.
Is it Ike Perlmutter?
Ike Perlmutter is a big part in that thing.
I think, like, very early on.
But it's, like, he used to own Toy Biz.
Yeah.
Which was owned, like, 40% by Marvel.
And, like, apparently it's, like, it's sort of starting to paint the picture, like, where he's not that much of a cheapskate.
It's just, like, everyone around him was a dumb fuck.
No, I think he's very, like he he was trying to drag the films in
different directions so it's more his personal bias rather than him being bad with money just
i think he's part of the reason why there was no female solo film straight off the bat and also
yeah he's he's very conservative and he's also very like very uh count your cents kind of thing
yeah so what happened with so up until i think it might have been age of ultron i think that's
when the falling out happened.
They were working together.
So Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. followed Avengers, the movie universe. But then they split and Ike Perlmutter got the TV shit
and Kevin Feige is only in control of the movie shit.
So he's just gone and done his own thing.
So they're not connected anymore.
No.
I mean, if you ask Marvel,
they'd be like,
yeah,
loosely.
If you ask me,
no.
Also,
don't talk to me.
Leave me alone.
Who are you?
Where did you find me?
I'm just a guy.
I'm just a fucking fella
that doesn't want to talk about this shit anymore.
I like that you asked.
It's good to know.
I'm glad I know that now.
Where did you find me? How did you that now. Where did you find me?
How did you find me?
Where did you find me?
Where was I?
Where am I?
That was a good gag with why Gamora?
That was good.
See, that was...
We came too quippy.
That wasn't...
What was your gag?
I don't think that's any clever gag.
That's not quippy.
That's just...
That's a quip.
It's silly.
It's quip city.
What was your least favorite quip?
A quip is more like...
Hang on.
That's like all Marvel jokes. A quip is like an Arnie line. A quip is like an Arnie line. A quip. What was your least favorite Quip? A Quip is more like, uh-huh. Hang on, that's like all Marvel jokes.
A Quip is like an Arnie line.
Because that's not a thing,
that's not even him
misunderstanding a metaphor
or a simile,
which is Drax's character trait.
That's just like,
this is a funny thing to say
in this situation,
so he said it.
Hey, George,
how many comedy awards
have you won?
How many have you been
nominated for?
Give me something here, buddy.
How many good reviews have you had for your stand-up show?
Several.
Yeah, several.
There you go.
How is Jackson explaining comedy wrong to you then?
Was it good?
Look, I've got to be honest.
He's not completely off the mark.
Gotcha.
Bam.
With the fact that, yes, man, it wasn't really,
it was for the sake of the joke that he's saying it.
And that just bugs the hell out of me.
What I loved about-
So it is a quip.
What?
Yeah, gotcha
Peter Parker
Spider-Man
because the only reason
it's not is because
we've already established
that Drax for some reason
is sort of mentally disabled
that's what we've done already
he's just a very
like a literal person
but that was not
an example
it's no longer
based on anything
he's just an idiot
he just says things
yeah yeah
so that's why I'm thinking
it's not
because when I'm like a quip's more like an arty line where it's like you're you're rubbish you're
luggage and shooting a crocodile or something like that's what i picture a quip as no any marvel joke
is basically quip uh no no no give me your least favorite one what was the one that hurt the most
it was fucking painful jackson's garbage quip corner oh fuck i'm trying to think 95 of the
things peter quill said made me want to
die when he was like that plan but not that plan my plan because it's better and your plan sucked
i literally wished i was like thanos wished me away with it um there was every single moment
where a very serious thing would happen then ah like after every single fucking thanos child died
the person that killed him couldn't
just let him be dead they had to say something like when fucking black widow and the other marvel
ladies killed the lady villain she dies and he's like oh cool that was a sick way to die but then
black widow's got to be like gross and you're like why why not just let that scene sit as it was
emotionally there's no real impact.
It's okay.
But there could have been.
But they detracted from any potential emotional thing by being like,
this is a gag moment.
Hit me up.
We're going to do a brief movie maintenance within A Plum in the Death Star.
This is actually episode 150 for them.
Surprise.
Wrecked it.
Your last one was my pitch.
So imagine Avengers Infinity War
but every single time
a character dies
so no quip
cut out all the quips
yep
replace it with
nothing
silence
yeah
but every time a character dies
one character looks to the other
so the people involved in the death
yeah
look at each other like
oh shit
we just killed a guy
but serious
like it's sad
every time
genuinely great perfect great pitch that would be like you know what's weird that would probably be like an MA movie oh shit, we just killed a guy. But serious. I love it. Like, it's sad. Every time. Genuinely great.
Perfect.
Great pitch.
That would be like,
you know what's weird?
That would probably be like an MA movie.
Oh, shit.
Actually, that would be scarring
for people watching this stuff.
You know how this film
should have had an emotional impact?
Peter Parker murdered a person
and he's 15.
When did he murder a person?
The one that got froze by space.
Oh, yeah.
Peter Parker's responsible
for that being's death.
Well, he did.
Technically do the deed, did he? Peter Parker's responsible for that being's death. Well, he didn't technically do the deed, did he?
Peter Parker's hands are clean!
I just reference aliens. If you and your friend
that doesn't watch Marvel movies go to the beach
and that friend goes too far in the ocean
and you're there with him and he starts to drown
and then you just swim back to shore and ignore it
Did you kill a guy?
No! I think it's more of
if you're driving a car
Down a freeway
And you open up the
Passenger side door
And unclip his belt
And maybe nudge him a bit
And he falls over
Into the
On your way to see a Marvel film
That he has no idea about
Because he doesn't usually watch them
Or he does watch them
But doesn't care
This is a very deep
Philosophical question now
And you push him into the road
Is that your point?
That's murder then
Or like
The three of us are on a pier I'm at the end of. That's murder then. The three of us are on a pier.
I'm at the end of the pier.
The four of us are on a pier.
I'm at the end of the pier.
You three are at the start of the pier
and you set the pier on fire.
I still die at your hand.
You're jumping in the water.
Jackson notoriously cannot swim
nor see flames.
Nor feel heat.
He doesn't know.
I think what annoys me about it is that making a joke after would be fine for
maybe Tony Stark,
Peter Quill,
uh,
any of the other,
it'd be fine then because they're,
those,
those characters have been established as being silly people.
They're gaggy people.
I just didn't,
Black Widow has never been the jokester of,
I didn't think that as a joke.
She makes the gross,
the gross joke for us, the audience her joke she makes the gross the gross joke
for us
the audience
the gross isn't
character for Black Widow
but I think there is
definitely things
that you're
shut up Maladie
there is definitely
things that
you're pointing out
in scenes like that
that happen
but
there was one like that
Captain America
makes jokes
fucking
Black Panther
makes jokes
these are characters
that are established
as serious people
but because
Marvel just struggles to let a serious moment be serious they gotta make fucking Black Panther makes jokes. These are characters that are established as serious people but because Marvel
just struggles to let a serious moment
be serious, they've got to make a quip.
Peter Parker's death was serious.
Yeah, but everything else Peter Parker did was a gag.
But that's fine. Peter Parker's
a silly boy. What? They're Lokis. They played that.
They didn't play that for laughs. That was great.
That's why I loved Loki's death because it was played so straight.
How many do you want in a movie? God.
I'm in.
And Gamora's
we've got two
serious ones with no quips
thank god
how many do you want
in one movie?
that's pretty
that's so much more
that should not be the benchmark
Heimdall also fucks a fella off
into space
while he dies
that's beautiful
see we've got three
three deaths
zero quips
I think the quip that works the best though
is the one right at the start of the movie
that ends to the opening credits.
Because that's funny and in character.
Which one was that?
And it doesn't feel like it's a joke.
Because Bruce Banner's really shaking.
He's like, Thanos is coming.
And Doctor Strange is like, who?
Yeah, that was good.
That was good.
That was funny.
Because, again, if that happened in real life,
that wouldn't be a joke.
It's funny, but it's not a joke for the audience.
It's actual dialogue.
Which is what Spider-Man Homecoming was full of.
Those jokes, it was hilarious.
Fuck, the best joke in Spider-Man Homecoming
is definitely that,
and it feels like a fuck-up.
Which one?
When Ned is left in front of the window of the class
and Peter fucks off to go find the guys downstairs
that are...
I just watched this film,
I haven't had it burnt into my brain.
So Peter fucks off downstairs
to find the guys that tried to kill him
who are looking for the bomb thing that peter stole accidentally yeah ned is
left standing in front of an open classroom window and there's a kid who's like what are you doing
and ned's like oh hey what's up the kid's just like pauses for way too long and he's just like
points at what he's doing he's like chess it's so funny and it's so weird see that's great that's right
oh you know i think he says no he says how that's right net says how are you and the kid just pauses
for way too long and he's just like chess fuck big fan see that's great best joke marvel's best
joke marvel's best joke marvel quips for me feel like they come out of a machine designed to make quips.
To make you hurt.
The Jackson fucker 5000.
Producing quip after painful quip.
They found a machine that was meant to torture you and realize that it actually makes jokes that people like.
And they're like, we could repurpose this.
We just need to pray that this Jackson Bailey
never sees one of our films
it'll kill him. Marvel quip and I'm like
someone's using the quip the Jackson fucker
pipe now I have to go
that thing is so powerful
alright so we've been recording for a while
an hour? yeah look
we'll just have some concluding thoughts
I liked this film
it's very very a part one of a two part
what? crazy
yeah and wild
shocking
he misled me when I was like this is going to be a two part movie
and Zammett's like
nah
he said that he goes nah it's actually not
because I was told I was informed
because I don't really pay much attention a lot now
to like a lot of the
media bullshit around these films.
And I remember Dusha being like,
oh, they've no longer, Avengers, Infinity War Part 2,
it's no longer Part 2.
It's just, they're taking that away.
This is now Infinity War.
I'm like, oh, okay,
I guess they're not doing Part 1 and 2 anymore.
Sick.
And that was my base knowledge.
No, it's the same as you.
And it did seem a little bit like, could go that way,
because all it has to take is like,
he doesn't click it and he gets
stabbed and dies, but that would be like
a big cop-out.
Or like Gamora stabs him halfway
through and then it's just like, oh, we did it.
That was pretty good. Gamora
stabbing. That was also the most gruesome scene of the film
in which they used that on an actual death.
That was cool. Yeah, that was quite
intense.
Yeah, so basically Marvel announced two Avengers films,
and then they were like, it's Infinity War, part one and part two.
And then after a bit, they're like, it's not part one, part two.
These are two standalone films.
And the second one's got a title that we can't announce yet
because it's a spoiler.
It's going to be like, everyone was dead, but now they're good.
Infinity peace.
Thanos reigns supreme.
Fuck, infinity peace.
Magic.
Oh, my God.
What did we all think of the after credits scene?
I thought it was cool.
I thought it was neat.
I liked that the thing that he used to contact Captain Marvel was like this weird.
Like a pager?
Yeah, like it was real retro.
I was really into that.
Real 90s.
I liked Xavit informing everyone in the cinema
exactly what that just was, so no one wondered.
That was very funny.
He screamed it out.
Because this ended, everyone was like, huh?
Because it was like the symbol.
I was like, it's Captain Marvel.
It's fine.
I was sitting next to Ryder during that scene.
Ryder's like, something better fucking happen. I'm like, what do you think? Nothing's going to I was sitting next to Ryder during that scene. Ryder's like, something better fucking happen.
I'm like, what do you think?
Nothing's going to happen?
Then, you know, they get out of the car.
Everybody's dying because of the click.
Ryder's like, well, fucking Nick Fury better not die.
Do you think Nick Fury, that's going to be it?
And then he pulls out the little pager thing.
But then he obviously, of course, he starts to die.
Ryder's like, what the fuck?
I'm like, do you think the pager meant nothing?
He's like, yes. You're right. Ryder's like, what the fuck? I'm like, do you think the pager meant nothing? He's like,
yes.
You're right,
Rydes.
That scene is just,
he pulls it out,
dies,
the end.
Thanos will be back.
It just shows a random logo.
Yeah,
like,
Ryder,
you win.
What a weird decision.
Spider-Man Homecoming ends with a fuck you.
Captain America
makes a speech
about how patience
is a virtue, but sometimes it leads to nothing
yeah
what about Howard the Duck at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy
that's right because Howard the Duck
is best friends with Man-Thing which means
Man-Thing confirmed from movie
2020
hashtag Man-Thing 2020
let's get it trending
I just think that's Donald Trump's re-election campaign
I'm gonna pitch campaign I'm gonna pitch
political
I'm gonna pitch you
an ultimatum
I'm listening
a Man Thing film
comes out in 2020
has Guardians of the Galaxy
volume 2 level of quips
or Man Thing movie
never gets made
never gets made
it was not even
hesitation
I could see in his eyes he did consider it
I did, I thought
We'd be watching that movie, the quips would be happening
The credits would start rolling, you'd turn around
And there would just be a grave
With a headstone being like
Jackson Bailey died from quips
And there'd be a single rose left by my tombstone
But somehow it's a bit dusty
So it's like you've been dead for a while.
Yeah.
It's weathered and worn.
Like it's been exposed to the elements.
And a bit wet.
Like it had rained,
but we're like,
where did we miss that?
Yeah.
And I'm still buried in earth,
but it's in the middle of the cinema
where a seat would go.
Yeah.
That's what would happen.
My closing thoughts.
I really liked the movie.
I know I've talked a lot of shit about it,
but I really did. I'd give it like talked a lot of shit about it but I really did
I'd give it like an 8 out of 10
I think it's just that
when it's that long
and it features so many Marvel characters
it's bound to do
everything I love about a Marvel movie
and everything I hate about a Marvel movie
and the things I hate about a Marvel movie
are easier to talk about
so
gave me Arse-ache
but also gave me Arse-love
are my final thoughts
on Avengers Infinity War
alright well I'll just say
yeah I think it's balancing
it's juggling an impossible thing
to be great
because of what it is
but the closest comparison
would be like maybe Civil War
and I think this probably
does a lot better than that
in terms of just engagement stuff
until we see it again
and then maybe we'll be surprised
and better than Avengers Age of Ultron
so
oh cheers
famously a garbage film something to say the ranking is better than some of of Ultron so it might be famously a garbage film
so I'm just saying
the ranking is better
than some of the other ones
which you would have been like
ah yeah
so in terms of team up
definitely in the top half
and I don't think
anyone's gonna
I'd be surprised
if anyone's gonna watch that
and not watch
the second one
you know what I mean
so like
it's pretty funny
to just be like
ah the end of this series
half the people died
and Tony's still in space
yeah i wash my hands but it's a good way to celebrate 10 years it's hooked you enough to
be like like i didn't do a bad job yeah it's not like you watch batman versus zoom and you're like
am i ever gonna watch justice i think i think the thing about these movies especially like
these big kind of team of movies is they're actually just never going to be as good as a
winter soldier or the story's too grand.
That's what I mean. You've got to simplify it.
So for what it was, it didn't add up.
Exactly. I'm upset because I just realised
this series is going to conclude on film 22
and that is
an even number but it's too close to 20
and I wish they just capped it at 20.
And 11 years, not 10.
Yeah, that is annoying. They've cooked it. I like the studio
I think like Marvel Studios and like the I and the O turned into 10. Yeah, that is annoying. They've cooked it. I like the studio, I think like Marvel Studios
and like the I and the O turned into 10.
It's good because it turned into
Marvel Stud 10s.
That was good, I liked it.
Marvel's baseball.
How do you reckon the
Avengers Infinity Piece is going to start?
I think it's going to start with
Adam sneezing.
No, in the background.
Will that get picked up?
Hard to say.
Maybe we'll see.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
It's got to be everyone hanging out, meeting up, right?
So it'd be like Cap and everyone regrouping.
I think it's going to be a giant time-jump.
No, Captain Marvel.
It's got to start with that.
Sure.
I reckon giant time-jump.
It depends.
Giant time-jump.
Yeah, like about 10-year time-jump.
10 years?
Why not
Go crazy with it
So now it's just gone crazy
Alright I guess
There were no rules
No rules in the studio
I think it's gonna start
With Thanos having a cum
Yeah
Cause he clicks his other hand
Like a five year
Like a five year jump
Or something like that
I'll give you 18 months
We've like
They've got this idea
Of like alright
You know Or even like Cause he can't go too far Because the fact That he's gonna reverse it all anyway It's like taking Tony Stark jump or something like that. I'll give you 18 months. They've got this idea of like, alright, you know.
Because he can't go too far because the fact that he's
going to reverse it all anyway. It's like taking Tony Stark
ages to get back to Earth.
Now I'm into it. It'll start with him still
in space. I reckon it might start with Wong.
Yeah, possibly.
Like start pretty similar to
Infinity War. Like as in sort of
be like, cause Doctor
Strange no longer exists so there
needs to be some kind of sorcery to use the time stone to go back in time but this all depends on
how captain marvel ends because captain marvel doesn't end with her in the present day infinity
peace will start with captain marvel getting into the present day because she will be one of the
main characters yeah absolutely she's super she can do everything right she's very powerful i don't
actually know what her power set is i feel feel like I remember reading somewhere the Marvel people being like,
she is going to be the most powerful person in the MCU.
Unless they're combining Captain Marvel with some of the other entities of space.
Fuck, I forget some of them, but yeah.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I just remember reading that somewhere.
They're like, she will be the most powerful person.
Scarlet Witch just has wild powers that they just never really...
That's something I brought up in the car, but I didn't bring up here.
I hate, or I don't hate, but I think it's a shame that Marvel hasn't been more creative with the way people's powers look.
Yeah.
Like, I felt that fight with Scarlet Witch and Vision was not that visually interesting because Scarlet Witch's powers are red balls.
I was like, Doctor Strange is super cool
because he makes those ribbons of runes and scrolls and shit.
That's mad.
And Iron Spider's Spider-Man.
Vision is a guy.
Shoots laser from his forehead.
Similar to Iron Man, but inserted from his head rather than his chest.
I wonder if Iron Man shot a beam from his head rather than his chest Yeah I wonder if Iron Man Should have been from his face
It's the only thing left I think
He'd be blind during it as well
So he'd have to be fucking certain of where he's aiming
They should do more of Spider-Man
Jumping through stuff
Whenever he's doing that it looks cool
When he's flying through debris
They've really just done that
Perfect
I was surprised
Weirdly when Thanos did his click
and he went into that world
where it was just him
and like young Gamora
and it's like,
that was cool.
That was cool.
I actually thought
that was going to be like death.
Yeah, same.
In the comics,
you know,
he's like,
he's trying to court death
or whatever
and sometimes death.
It's like a little girl.
Maybe it was death.
I don't know.
But like,
yeah,
I thought that was going to be more like,
ah,
he's just,
he's doing that again.
Yeah.
People thought that Hela might pop back because she said she is a something of death in Ragnarok. And people were like, ah, he's doing that again. Yeah, but no. People thought that Hela might pop back because she said
she is a something of death in Ragnarok.
And people are like, ah, he's
going to try and impress her. No.
She's dead. He's like, look,
Thanos is a pure mathematician.
Absolutely. Everything has to balance.
Thanos, former Mayor Thanos.
Former Mayor Thanos,
future mathematician.
I guess yeah
in my closing arguments
it's a good film
it's one of those
episodes that sort of
come in
like what do I think of it
actually it's pretty good
I can't really fault it
for much
other than being
really nitpicky
like I'm like
I had such a good time
I really enjoyed
every character
I really enjoyed
I enjoyed all the villains
even like the
the lackeys I really enjoyed not bad yeah they were enjoyed all the villains, even like the lackeys.
Yeah, not bad.
They were a lot of fun.
I loved that little alien guy.
Whatever his name was.
The mind controller, the telekinesis one?
Yeah, the telekinesis one.
He was great.
He was a waste.
I felt like he was almost wasted.
I like when he shushed.
I was like, it's cool that shush is like a universal gesture.
We all know shush.
It doesn't matter where you come from.
It's such a big mouth.
That's how you can do it.
You've got to put your finger very high up.
His palm was covering his mouth, basically,
and his finger was somewhere.
Does it still work there?
No.
Your lips have to be at least at the base of your finger.
And that's for maximum cockiness,
is lips, base, and finger.
You go any lower, you look like an idiot.
How about this?
So like
lips on your
nearly elbow.
Now it's cool.
Now you're a giraffe.
You're putting your nose
over your hands
over the forehead.
What if you go
below your chin?
No, that's good
because that's a subtle shush.
That's a church shush.
Yeah, that's a
shush.
Jesus.
You're actually you're not shushing. You're making you are shushing. Rem's a church shush. Yeah, that's a shush. Jesus, listen to that. You're actually, you're not shushing.
You're making, well, you are shushing.
Reminding them that they're in the house of the Lord.
Yeah.
Actually, no, like people have done like below the chin shush.
That's acceptable.
But no one goes above the head shush.
I feel like it needs to be, because if you go below, if you go below the, if you go below
the chin, it's always like a shush.
Yeah.
Like a, but it's like, you're not really shushing them.
You're just reminding them that you could shush. It's like the. But above the head, I feel like it needs to be like a shh. Yeah. But it's like you're not really shushing them. You're just reminding them that you could shush.
But above the head, I feel like it needs to be like, shush!
Like you're conducting.
Like you had both hands up there.
I think below the chin, the shush that you do with your mouth,
that's the whole shush.
The hand is you saying no.
It is a bit no. I also, George, the lips on your hand shush the hand is you saying no it is a bit no i also george the the lips on your hand
shush is good if it goes to a point oh and you can try all of these out at home listeners it's
the best part about the shushes we come up with as well i don't know about the little finger
little figure out always makes everything look more cocky. Yeah, it does.
It always does.
It's always so casual.
You're like, I'm going to close my hand.
I don't even.
Oh, open palm.
So cocky.
So cocky.
I can't even.
I'm making a cocky face and I can't even help.
It's just automatic.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
So, yeah.
Go see Infinity War Go see Infinity War
You've all seen this
Are we preaching to the fucking choir
I'm pretty sure we are
Go see it again
Make the second round decision
Yeah I don't know
I think if I watch it again too soon
I won't like it
Yeah me too
I think it'll probably drag heaps
But
Maybe I don't know
I probably will watch it again soon.
Look, movies happen.
Maybe. Maybe like an IMAX
or something. Yeah, you could do that.
We saw it on a notoriously
famously small screen.
Tiny. It was like
in the back of a van, black and white.
So small.
We actually just drove to the drive-ins,
but we didn't want to pay for a ticket, so we parked
on a side street.
We sat on each other's shoulders.
We were joking in the car on the way there, like, how great would it be
if a premiere was in, like, a drive-in?
Oh, yes.
We have a drive-in quite close to where we live.
How good would it be if a premiere was at a drive-through?
And you had to just keep doing loops
buying Maccas every time.
What if you don't even get to see it?
The person working there has to tell you what's happening.
Welcome to the premiere.
Anyway, so the opening scene of the movie is...
It's happening, but they're watching it on a smaller TV.
So they're like, Thanos is...
My dog barking at a helicopter.
Is your dog protecting us from a helicopter?
It's called Malady.
I hate space crimes.
Helicopters are from space, Jackson.
Don't give me that look
and on that note I've been Joel
I've also been Joel
I've been Jackson and I've been George
and this has been what did we think of Infinity War
and we thought hey yeah good
yeah
Affinity War we should have made that joke
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