Plumbing the Death Star - What Would Be the Worst Mutant Ability to Awaken Within You?

Episode Date: September 1, 2024

Puberty is never good. It's even worse when your teeth are little guys, you can explode exactly one (1) time or Wolverine is there to welcome you into the X-Men while you wait in a cave. Today the clever geniuses at Plumbing the Death Star are asking what the worst mutant ability to awaken with. Zammit wants us all to have big thinks or be pig warmers, Jackson experiences a very bad morning before getting a great pair of sunglasses but JD goes and ruins it for everyone. From having the sensation of pie to experience a haircut you're not having to orifices dialatingon their own. All we know is that when JD's power awakens you better pray to whatever god you believe in that you just happen to be sitting down when he is.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+If you’re in the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/ and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're listening to the Sans Pants Network. Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. And I'm also Joe. And Plumbing the Death Star is the comedy and pop culture podcast that asks the important questions. The ones you're sitting around being like, shit dude, why won't they answer these damn

questions? Sorry, I got a phone call and it distracted me. But, we won't worry about that. What we will worry about is what the important question we're asking today is. Which is, what would be the worst mutant ability to awaken within you? So mutants when they hit puberty, that's when their mutant power goes off. I can have a think now, or I can have just a kind of a bit of a like a, and something happens maybe I'm on fire. Maybe when I'm on fire I can feel it cuz I'm not not immune to fire

Yeah, yeah, maybe you're aware of your bones Guys now that guy that just explodes or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, you want to be the one who explodes the Wolverine has to kill Releases like stuff in the air and kills it all around him. But there is a guy, I think it was the X-Men, he's got the power of exploding and he can do it once. John the Bomb. Does he just blow up? If he uses his power.

Okay, but I mean it's not like he hits puberty and just explodes. That would be so funny though. So the kid Wolverine has to kill is just some poison kid? Yeah. Yeah, like a whole town dies and Wolverine is his ultimate enemy. How does he know that he can explode? Ummm... I don't know. Because I would just think I was a normal boy. Yeah, that.

How do you explode? I'm guessing... And how do you trigger it? Is it dancing? Imagine you're taking a big shit and you... Well I don't know. It's like with every superpower because if it's one that he's controlled, like how does nightcrawler teleport? He's gotta think about it. But presumably he did it at some point and then he was like, oh I can finesse this. Yeah, like he just wakes up and he's in a different spot and then all like, I don't know, falls off a thing and then is in a different spot. And then he's like, oh this is something I can train, but if you blow up Yeah, like that's like a thing to know that you can like yeah, a baby doesn't know it can run

A baby isn't born knowing that it will one day have the ability to run Well, um, baby Born knowing jack shit. I don't know when a baby say for you know gets these the bill of war it wants to run Yeah, that's true. And they're zippy quick. Yeah any like if I uh-huh had the ability to yes if I fell off like if I Land from a high over a hundred meters. Yeah, I bounce. Yes, and I'm fine. Yes. I wouldn't know that No, yeah, and there's no way for me to accidentally, yeah.

So, but in the X-Men realm, they have a thing called Cerebro. Okay. There is a thing called an X-G. Well, that's all I wanted to know. I know, which is, I'm presuming. Professor X was like, oh, music's Cerebro. Captain AC.

Hey, by the way, oh. Jesus Christ, it's John the Bomb. Wolverine, Iceman, go and find this expert there, or this mutant there. Bring him in, they've got mutant power, I don't know what it is. Go find them. And then you're watching like the... They come in, oh Christ! Get rid of him! He's John the Bomb!

My name's Dave. And not anymore! I've looked inside you and I can tell that you will blow us all up. What's the best move here? Because if we shoot him with a gun, he might blow up? Because if we shoot him with a gun he might blow up But if we just let him go he might blow up too. Do you know how to blow up? But if you blow up will you come back? Nyecrawler just grabs him and then just like teleports into space and then back again. For the best, Nyecrawler.

Another boy dead. Okay, so what would be the worst mutant power to be born with? So there are a lot of terrible mutant powers that are bad for say you. The aforementioned maybe you can now yeah you can pop only once. I guess it's no that's bad for you and others around you. The third category is thinking of. So there's mutant powers that are bad for you. Which are less like, say for example, I don't know, you wake up and yeah, your teeth are guys. That's going to be frustrating. It's going to be annoying. You're going to be too loud.

Yes, you can turn, you know, like Johnny fire, you can be on fire, but you can feel it. That sucks. That's bad too. That's bad for you. And there's things that are bad for others. You know, which is not good, which is like, yes, everything is poisoned around you. You know, you're Johnny Bomb Man man. Yeah, which is also bad for you Yeah, so I'm thinking maybe one that could be bad for you But maybe bad for everyone else around you is I have if in speaking of babies. Okay. What about the ability to make brains? smooth, okay, mm-hmm and also

Wrinkles so you can control the wrinkles on a brain. Yeah. Can you add more mass to the brain to make people cleverer? Does adding more mass to the brain make you cleverer? Well to add more wrinkles means there's is more mass, right? Because then it's a... Or is it just getting tighter? Is it just getting tighter?

Dude, you got such a tight brain. You got a tight little brain. Yeah. Well, we've done like that. You got a tight little, you got a little tight little brain. Because if you unwrinkle something, I have to stop. I'm going to keep, I'm a soldier over that.

If you kind of make it smooth though, like say you're popping it out, it would be like a floppy brain and bigger. Because the brain, you're popping it out, it would be like a floppy brain and bigger? Right? Cause the brain's- You got such a loose brain. Cause the wrinkles, the folds in your brain are-

Oh babe, what happened to your brain? It's all loose. It's so loose, babe. Babe, it's all loose and blown out. You got such a loose brain right now. Who blew out your brain? You got such a loose brain right now. What have you been doing?

But, if you... Cause those folds, that's your brain's total size. If you could inflate it like a balloon. Which you should. Which would be sick. That's the actual size of your brain, but it's folded so compactly. So if you... Are you getting...

Are you smoothing it out in that you are inflating it? Or are you smoothing it out in that that wrinkle disappears. So making the brain actually in effect small. So I reckon yeah, that one. Cause I imagine you are giving people animals. Yeah, yeah, smarter or dumber, depending what you're doing. What was that animal that famously

has a really smooth brain? The koala. Okay, so if you did it to me say yeah, say we're high school chums Yeah, and you come into school, and you're like I feel fucking weird dude. Yeah, and I'm like whatever man I'm scared of the math test that's coming then you trip yeah Yeah, I have this smooth brain like a koala yeah, am I just sort of like a sort of zombie or am I like? As dumb as a koala What leaves are what? Sort of zombie or am I like as dumb as a koala? Don't know what you did to me, but I don't think it's gonna help with the math test

This is the worst time to get stupid Be like And then I'm sitting down look at the math Base instinct which is like hungry ah ah ah ah ah just pointing at your mouth ah ah ah are you hungry? so koala picking up like the test just slapping it around

and picking it up and sucking on it a bit ah then go to sleep so like koala it love to eat eucalyptus and it's like evolutionary that's the thing that it wants, even though, even evolutionary, it really doesn't. And it actually, it doesn't know that, cause there's that thing where if you put a koala

in a tree that is not a eucalyptus tree, it will still eat the leaves. Not really. Because it thinks it's in a eucalyptus tree and then it dies. That's the best news. Cause it's like, why don't I get him full? Yeah So I also know you take all those eucalyptus leaves off a tree and you just Scatter it on a table when you put the koala on the table. It's like Buh!

Yeah! Huh? Duh! What dis? Huh? I know a tree. You put me in a tree then I can figure it out. Yeah. Yeah. What tree is dis? Well I don't know dis thing.

Disarrogately tree? This looks like leaves. I know I hate leaves. I'm sick. I'm sick. What the fuck? can figure it out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah The moment that happens I just get down on all fours and scurry away My base instinct I try to find somewhere dark and quiet It's not laying eggs It's turned you into a cockroach I guess Jackson had way different base instincts than a regular man I guess he just had cockroach DNA Open the door to the stairwell The cockroach is his?

I am Yeah the cockroach is his? I am The cockroach is his I guess you're de-evolving a brain Yeah, but you're leaving everything else the same Yeah So, what does that do to me? Or, yeah

Can I still, I guess I'd still be able to But the brain does so much The brain controls where I walk Yeah And what you think. Is there parts of the brain that are clearly more wrinkled than the others that have more control over certain things? I don't know. I don't think that's how the brain works.

I know. This whole wrinkle thing, I don't have a grasp on at all. Because the brain different. That surface area. Yeah. And more connections. I guess we take it. The more wrinkled the brain different. That surface area. Yeah. And more connections. So I guess we take it. Oh the more wrinkled the brain is,

it means that every like the pathways are shorter. So therefore you're faster at thinking. In a way. Yeah. Kind of. But let's do comic book bullshit. Okay, sure, sure, sure. Because half time comic book bullshit is like.

Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't. Oh my God, Johnny's brain's been extra wrinkled and now he's evolved into professor Johnny Yeah, yeah, okay Okay, yeah, if we're gonna like all right the more wrinkles all this all this power does is it kind of either Yeah, make someone smarter make someone dumb. Yeah, but they what they're doing is they are wrinkling on ring Yeah, sure sure and let's say they can do it to you Yeah, a koala. They get a koala, they're like, I'm gonna make it the smartest damn koala ever did was.

Bang. Look at a cat. Bang. Same thing. Then the cat's like, meh. I think making a koala smart's so fucked up because they're so dumb. Yeah, like for them to be like, I've been eating poison this whole time. Yeah. Dude. Give me lettuce. Lettuce looks sick. Dude, lettuce looks refreshing and I reckon it'll be good for my start. Well, yeah, there's no fucking poison in it

No, it's so they actually do if they put in a tree with no eucalyptus. They actually it's not good for them Yeah, no, they need to eat the eucalyptus. I'm pretty sure anyway, I'm actually can't break down the eucalyptus That's what I got to eat a lot of shit. Yeah of another color So I think the gut flora so that they can be like eating Man it's awesome to eat shit and eucalyptus leaves And then you just give it the ability to realize it's not awesome That's what you've done to him. He's like got a big pile of koala shit and he I've been eating

Koala shit, which is like the equivalent of a man eating human shit. Tell me this isn't the shit of another koala man Dude it is. I'm pretty sure I think this isn't the shit of another koala man. Dude it is. No, I'm pretty sure I think that's like the shit of your mother. Fuck dude. Please make my brain smooth. Do we need your mom's shit? Nah. Flowers of Algernon for koala.

Yeah. So if you've made me, say it's the high school chum scenario, you've made me dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What level of dumb? I think- I think like koala dumb. Like base instinct kind of thing. Like you can function as a human does, but like that is- But like, am I like an animal now?

Nooo, yes. Okay. Okay. Yeah, like full on animal. You've gone, I guess, ape. Yeah, okay. So I am eating my math test and throwing my shit at the math teacher. Yeah, like you don't have complex thought anymore. Yeah Yeah, dude, would you know what had happened? No, would I know you know you would?

Somewhere distantly my brain I'll be thinking this is normal. Yeah Well, I mean it'd be awesome if you had like a reverse flowers for Algernon thing where you just like don't turn me back I'm so happy now. Life's awesome now that I'm stupid. Yeah It's not quite a reverse flowers for Algernon. It's like a I don't know what's happening I don't know if my life's gotten better or worse. I'm not thinking in those terms Yeah, I guess it'd be just more like oh, I guess Jack has an ABI. Yeah I'll come back to you just leave Jackson it is

You won't know you've done that until the fucking X-Men came and they were like this is your power brain wrinkle And you're like oh fuck Oh, that's what I did! Oh no! Oh shit! I'm just standing in like a pig's thigh with a bunch of pigs around me. Ah! And then, Zabit rolls back in and he's like,

I'm so sorry that extra wrinkles your brain. Oh my God! Then you go from regular to like deep wrinkles. Deep wrinkles, that's scary. Yeah, then you just like, find new happiness and now it's gone. It got! Yeah.

Do you become like telekinetic? Well it's gone. It got! Yeah. Do you become like... Telekinetic? Well, based on comic book bullshit, yeah. What? I would probably start rising up with psychic beams around me. Oh no, too far! Time to destroy the world! You've made me realize, old chum, that human beings are ants to me. Okay!

Boosh! Back to Pig Farmer. Back to Pig Farmer. Buh! To me I really be called a big farmer if I'm just lost in the star Your bucket you fixed your charm? Yeah! I'm for the, for us I did. I think for the humanity it's for the best. Yeah.

That's funny that there's no, you couldn't put me back to norm. Well, we could, but you seemed happier with the, as the pink couple. Yeah, that's true. I guess like, yeah, you do this to a lot of people. It's why I think this is bad, right? So you're making everyone like you, like deep wrinkles. Everyone's like, I understand what it is like to be like, I can now move things like mine. They're like, I want warm pig I guess. And then you go back to normal, you're like, oh no. Oh, why would you do that to me?

Why would you do that? Now I know what it's like to, yeah, you have those deep things. Well, it's weird. It would be bad to turn him into D. Jackson that levitates and is going to destroy the world and back to the Pig Warmer Jackson. Because Pig Warmer Jackson would have not a full context of what happened, but would have memories. Yeah, and I'd be like, uh. Can a dog remember? What? What do you mean? What do you mean?

What do you mean by that? Dude, you know you tell a dog to sit, you train it say, and it can sit. The dog's not, when you do it again in a week the dog's not like, what are you saying? And then somehow you get it there, and then it's like, you tell it to sit again. Yeah, yeah, okay. It's like, it sits actually not connected. No, no, no, just random chance. Random chance.

But like how, what, like, what is a dog's memory like? Is the dog just remembering a sound? I mean, heard a sound. And like, knowing to sit? Or does a dog be like, oh if I hear this noise and I sit I get food? Yeah. Well, the thing that happens with a dog when you train it to sit is you start with food and then eventually it's just enjoying the praise that it gets. And then it just becomes a behavior I think really but I think the difference is a dog doesn't have the cognizant thought to be like

Sitting is a thing like you know we can think about thinking but a dog ain't thinking about thinking but a dog does remember Yes dog remembers, but it doesn't remember. It doesn't think that it remembers It doesn't know what remembering is but it's doing it is all you say yeah think that it remembers it doesn't know what remembering is but it's doing it is that what you're saying? Yeah, yes that's pretty accurate. A dog thinks but it's not thinking about its thinks. Yeah, a dog's not like I'm thinking right now. A dog's thinking but it doesn't know what the fuck's going on. Yeah, well more of it knows what's going on it just it's not thinking about thinking. I guess we also don't know exactly what a dog's thinking. Yeah that is true. We famously often don't know what most people are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't read your mind, dog.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Although, give a dog deep wrinkles so that it can then... And then when I say can a dog remember, you say this one can. This one definitely can. Also, it can levitate and control the mind of others. Hey, Adush, I know you wanted a dog that can remember. I got you this gift. Thank you so much. My head just popped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I am the owner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It comes out of like, it doesn't pop your head, it just comes out of the box. Turns to you, I'm going to make your life a living hell. Oh no, it's Chewie Griffin the dog. Just give a thought, yeah. What, do you? I never want a dog that can think, you just go blank. I am now in control. Thank you very much for giving me this man.

You have a good life now Joel. I am this Joel. Are all humans Joel? Kind of. Some are. You are a good Joel to me for giving me a Joel. I will get the other Joels now. All Joels will kneel before Joel.

It's funny though that... I made a mistake. I think I heard that through my thinking. I don't want to be around for what's coming. Baaah. It's funny though because with a dog where you we're making you imagine we're imagining giving a dog wrinkles makes it super intelligent Yeah, but you can actually give it enough wrinkles just to make it a guy I'm your dog. Yeah, you're not giving a believe a speaker Well face pointing to the Xbox.

Woof. He wants to play Xbox. Yeah, dude you don't have thumbs. Woof. Woof. You can't, you keep shrugging but you can't shrug. You don't have shoulders. You don't have the shoulder structure for that.

Dog can shrug. A dog can, a dog can shrug. Yeah. Woof. Woof. A dog can shrug. It just looks silly. Yeah.

A dog can shrug. You'd be like, dude, it looks silly. And then he could roll his eyes. Yeah, unless your dog could roll its eyes. I just keep making a dog smarter and smarter and smarter and smarter until I got to... Genius dog. Like, what happens? You just keep wrinkling, wrinkling, wrinkling.

Obviously this is... Yeah. The dog just becomes energy-ous. And back slowly again. Yeah Yeah that's our dog, I gave you full enlightenment. I slowly took it away. I'm a fucked up guy. I'm a fucked up guy. Are we the thing with the most wrinkles in our brain? I actually don't know. Or is it like a wild putty or an elephant? I genuinely don't, I mean I mean well elephant has a bigger brain than us, but it is bigger than us Yeah, cuz it's comparative brain size, but I way huh same with a whale. Yeah, exactly

So but I don't know if it's got more wrinkles. Mmm, it's brain probably looks weird Yeah, that's a pretty safe bet Well, what I was thinking is a mutant power and I think this would be bad because it would be over pretty quickly. Yeah Yeah, anything you look at you can become Okay, so the moment you look at something you wake up, you're 15, you look over at a lamp, you're a lamp in bed. Yeah, but then that's the end. That's pretty bad. Yeah, you have eyes like as a layer. Yeah

One to one perfect. Yeah. Yeah, you become an identical copy of the lamp you looked at Okay, even if you do look at something with eyes Which is hard to believe You wake up with your dog on your chest. Yeah, you look at your dog you become you become your dog But you're just a dog. Yeah, but then when the dog looks Yeah, it becomes a thing right now I'm just saying if you lie in bed the first thing you do you know looking at lamp you see open your eyes and say You see look at the ceiling you become your house. You become your house in your house No, you become your house in your house

But a little bit lower than your house or a little bit hot know a little bit higher than your house You're low because you're in bed. You become the ceiling so the ceiling becomes where you are. Oh, yes, I see. You wreck your own house. Which is good because you're dead. If it was the other way around you would kill the entire... Well, you probably still would.

Anyone else in the house, they're dead. Yeah, they are dead. You wake up and everyone, a whole house dies. It could be really bad. Say you're camping. Yeah. Say you're camping. Yeah. Say you're camping. You see a star? The first thing you see is a star?

Well, no, because you're waking up, right? Hopefully you're waking up. But you say you look at like the sun. Sun. Or like clouds. You better hope when you're rubbing your eyes you see your thumb. Just become a thumb? Yeah. Or would you become yourself because it's connected to you? I guess you would become a thumb. Yeah. Or you become yourself because it's connected to you.

I guess you would become you again. And then you're good. No, you're not good. Because you're still then looking at something. No, you become you, but you start where your thumb is. So that you would be in the ground. You would just teleport. You would teleport down one inch.

And you'd be in the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about if you get eyes is what you become? Okay. Well then it's just switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch. Can you close your eyes? Yeah. I think you're very close to becoming the Sarnovian.

Yeah. Yeah. But even if you're just looking straight ahead, you would just become, so whatever you're looking at, you'd become, and then you immediately, whatever that's facing, you'd become. So you just end up kind of just like springing around everywhere until you die. Or the worst case scenario would be like, say you are lying in bed directly, like, you

look up, it's a ceiling, say you become the ceiling, and but then like the ceiling is looking at it's like say the bed And so then you become the bed if you are transported not become a carbon copy Yeah, if you look up at the ceiling become the ceiling you wreck your house Then you see a wrecked house you become another wrecked house. You see another wrecked house, you know And then the extra... When you become the ceiling... I don't know what they do. They say Wolverine in it. But Wolverine can't kill a house.

Wolverine could kill a house. Say for example, like we, you know, you're looking like where we are currently, like the front of us is like, camera, a light, a window, outside, there's like a couch, fridge, the street. There is a bit of sky as well, so the sun is still on the cards.

Yeah, a bit of sky, but no, you don't do this on directly. Table, empty coffee mug, what do you turn into first? You do, actually you're sky, but no, you don't do something directly. Yeah. Um, table, empty coffee mug, what do you turn into first? You do actually, you're right, in your vision, you collect a lot of different things. I say you become all of them. What? How?

You split, you just separate and you become- So you become, well then you just like- In one location. Because you're not teleporting to it. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're just immediately filled with shit. Yeah, you'd have to gouge your own eyes out, I think. Well you wouldn't, you're not teleporting to it. I'm just immediately filled with shit. Yeah, you'd have to get your own eyes out Yeah, that's true

You know like in Dominion's yeah Despicable me for speaking your language. I understand. Oh, no, actually, maybe it's just people me three. Yeah, either way Dominion's make too much popcorn Yeah, it's that's for that's for that's for they make too much popcorn and One of the girls opens the door. Yeah to the kitchen and it's just a wall of popcorn and the minions are stuck there Yeah, yeah, it will be that but for everywhere In the room which would then probably pop pretty quickly because if you're looking at the camera and the microphone and stuff that's in front of Yeah, you become all of that. Mm-hmm, but then all of that has eyes

infinite copy yeah You become say all those things where do they Where do they become like they all appear in the same space your body was and then explode out Yeah, you're just popping the room. Just like, you destroy Earth pretty quickly. Yeah. And it would be hard to stop you because like, you're- Because you're constantly going in and out of yourself.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're constantly looking at something then coming in and you're looking at a thing that like say, you be- because there's so many like a little explosion of puff there, and like say you become say, yeah, like everything it was built with eyes And you're looking at say well then as I'm exploding out I'm also looking at say that can of coke that has eyes so I become a can of coke with eyes with eyes Yeah, I mean yeah

Yeah, it would just it would literally just look like a fountain. Yeah, I like a fountain, but just if stuff yeah Yeah, yeah, come quick the X-Man say you say you were The X-Man bigger and bigger with every nanosecond because he's creating more copies so therefore more things seeing more stuff Yeah, and it's also seeing yourself. Yeah, it's seeing Could the X-Man the moment you open your eyes that day your existence ends. Yeah, the universe ceases to be Quick yes your existence ends. Yeah, the universe ceases to be. Yeah. Depends how quick, yes. Because I just don't know how anyone could stop it. If you got alerted enough that they could telepathically

shut you down. Oh, that's true. And put you to sleep. Close your eyes. Yeah. Then they could maybe drop a bomb on you. And then they could enclose you, encase that in like, you know,

lead or whatever so you can't see. But then can't you in case that in like, you know lead or whatever So you can't see but then can't I see the lead? Yeah, you see well no because it's darkness But everything is a lot of darkness but everything is based on light, right? Yeah. Yeah, you're seeing darkness But where does darkness begin and end? Well, yeah Well, I was thinking about as well if I'm camping and I look up at space and the first thing I focus on is the darkness Between stars or something Yeah, I'm nothing. Yeah Well, could the X say the X-Men detected me early, yeah

They were like this guy's gonna get it's gonna get off often It's gonna be real bad so and they moved me to the Academy before here. Yeah, and they out old Very bald professor X is on one. Yeah And they give me Cyclops style sunglasses So that I can be laser focused with what I'm looking at instead of being like Ruby quartz It's just black like cut black down, but then occasionally opens. Yeah, it opens like a like a tiny little like radical aperture One thing okay fine Xavier, let's tell him we're doing that, but we're not.

But actually, the first time he tries to activate it, it'll send nails into his brain. Into his eyes. Devise this little contraption there. He sees his glass blacked out. Hits a button, spikes, pierces his eyes. Don't worry, X-Men. Ah! Oh my god!

I love it when a thing comes to fruition. Why? I love when a plan comes together. Doryx, man. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ sad while you still have the X gene that the powers were from your eyes so you see what if I'm you take you all right I don't know why I'm asking for trouble yes whatever I taste next or whatever I'm a hot dog you say over there I'm just going to have a quick meeting with Beast to see if we could design a few things for you Beast I need like some kind of thing You can put it with tongue At least if I sniff something still maybe Like a hot dog, if I sniff a hot dog Watch these nose plugs Okay dude, I don't know what's going on

I know these might Oh fuck I know they might feel like giant spikes, but I can tell you, the nose plugs, just one after the other. Ow! Ow! It went into my brain. Yeah, and I can't smell anything anymore. I can't smell anything, or hear anything,

or see anything, or taste anything. Or talk. Or talk, even. Thank God I can still touch. Make him a- Get him this whole suit. Gloves. This whole suit.

I call this an iron maiden. Jackson, the pierced boy. All I have to do is close the door. Okay. Okay sweet. Oh this hurts so much. Dude this fucking canes. This kills man honestly. And this is meant to be good for my posture?

How is he still alive? That's not what I said. I'm gonna stand up straight after this. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I step out like blood pouring out. I do think I feel bigger now. I feel like my spine's like straight now Yeah, that's professor X What do you I also I can still talk I guess yeah, he did just pierce my dog This is like having a piercing Yeah, all right well call me next time you need me. Yeah I'm gonna go jack off in my room can still do that. Yeah In fact, I could do it easier because John hold my holes full hands like fucking my own

Anyway, I'm off to go fuck my own hand Thanks for letting me into the academy. Yeah Smart move anytime young Jackson. Yes What to do about him. Figure out how to kill you next time. Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you say. I love that show.

Yeah? Anyway, wait. Can't hear a thing. I am deaf, so. When you see the visor on my door, don't come knocking. I'm fucking my holes in my hands. Yeah. And it's awesome.

It feels sick. Bunkking into walls Walk into the ax pull Just drowning I usually remember standing into the bar, but I think I fell into maybe I stepped big I usually remember standing into the bath, but I think I fell into maybe I stepped big Wow he could have destroyed the world He's now talking though.

I'm sorry my X-Men, my eye, my concussive eye blast will not heat up the pool and kill it. Yes, I know. Could one of you ice man, you freeze it like deep freezer guy? And then maybe we send him to space? Yeah, maybe. I don't know, I don't want him around. Teleport him into like a black hole? Yeah, something. Anything. How do you... What, they're all standing around black hole. Yeah, something anything

What they're all standing around still watching? Yeah Somebody Underwater bleeding out It's gonna go Slowly going back to whack and all Must be my imagination. He's not just challenging. Yeah, okay, well that's what happened with my power. I was unexpected.

Yeah, giving people like, yeah, okay, okay. Turning into a thing that you see, not great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Giving people smart and dumb, not good. Having a dog, a universe controlled by dog, not good. Not good, dude. you do not want that. Yep. What are your ideas?

So I've been thinking, it would be, because obviously human beings are part of the same species of human beings. Well, obviously. Let me check. I've done the maths and I'm right. Okay, fair enough. So what if there was a mutant gene that when it awoke in in you anything that happened to you also happens to everyone else on earth We what do you mean like I get stabbed. Yeah every single person on earth gets stabbed How do we have okay? So hang on if I if he dies

That's not good Humanity has a ticking clock then we're gonna find like We will die. He will die. We will die. That's not good. That isn't true. Oh yeah, humanity has a ticking clock then. We've got to find like, I don't know, the fountain of youth or whatever. Yeah, exactly. But you've got to be careful because if whatever happens to me... You don't want to do any experiments. So hang on.

You say everything happens. Well, okay, so you get stabbed. Whatever happens to me happens to everyone. Okay, so that's a physical thing. What about you get upset? Someone makes sad we all gonna make sad someone you say someone make like say something you cry Yeah, are we all crying? Yeah, so okay. That's crazy. So it's Emotional yeah, but not mental like as in my thoughts on everyone's thoughts Yeah, but your state of being because emotions happen to you. I reckon yeah

Yeah, okay, so something that can happen to you it happens to everyone. Yeah, so like if you get a new shirt Yeah Yeah, but everybody just feel like Everyone feels stoked with their purchase and if we know about you, I'm like I reckon I got a new shirt Yeah, if you don't know about me, You just like man. What did I buy? That I want to show off I want to what if I had a new shirt that sucks everyone's like Yeah, because he's saying purchase but like yeah But is it a purchase or is it say a new shirt that I definitely didn't go and buy

Yeah, what when you're like I say you buy a new shirt. Yeah, and you're stoked with it. Yeah I'm I have not bought a shirt. Yeah, what when you're like I say you buy a new shirt. Yeah, and you're stoked with it. Yeah I'm I have not bought a shirt. Yeah, I have bought emotion of Satisfaction so satisfaction and of thin of what though so I could just be sitting there I'm sitting there. I don't know. I'm watching family guy. Yeah, I'm watching it I do I just get this satisfaction just just just a Session or it was like a satisfaction of a purchase or a satisfaction of a new shirt Yeah, I think it would probably just be would have to just get that new shirt and feel them, you know

Go like blanket emotions, but okay But I guess like it would be satisfaction because like I feel like a satisfaction of getting a new shirt Yeah, it's different to the satisfaction of getting even like a new pair of shoes Yeah, different satisfaction. Also William's like okay, so you don't get everyone isn't thinking your thought Yeah, say for example, you're watching the latest episode of Family Guy and Stewie does something very funny Oh that's Stewie Oh my god And you watch and you find that so funny

Or maybe this guy was- And then he calls Brian an alcoholic? Yeah, oh! Say you find it mildly amusing. Yeah. And you, and you, sit on the couch, you're like, ha ha ha. Everywhere around the world, we're just, no matter what we're doing, do we just go, ha ha ha?

Or do we just get the feeling that something was mildly amusing? How can you just get the feeling? Okay, so I'm just like... So then I would laugh though. What's funny? Well, if you would laugh at that level of mild amusement, because some people... That's funny. Okay.

The threshold for what makes them laugh is high. Okay, what about this? Okay, you go. You might get the desire to fake laugh. I feel like that with mild amusement that comes pretty frequently. Okay, so like for other people's... Yeah. That's so strange of me by myself.

Okay, you take a piss. Yeah., so strange if I'm by myself. Okay, you take a piss Yeah, do I feel like I'm pissing because it's happening to you. You're pissing So do I feel like it's happening to me do I pierce or do I just get piss Satisfaction like piss anxiety because I know the piss is coming. Mm-hmm. And I guess that makes me think I need to I know the piss is coming and I guess that makes me think I need to piss. Oh shit, I need to piss. I'm not pissing and then you piss and I'm like, I guess. I feel so much better about my piss. Take a step back.

Take a step back. You need to piss. You get the sensation that you need to piss. Yeah, yeah. Do we all now need to piss? The whole world pisses in unison. I would assume so. Right?

But then do we do a, but I don't need to piss. No. Because, say I just pissed. Yeah. Okay. I literally am waggling my little penis. Yeah. The last couple of drops are flopping off my knob.

Yeah. And then I tuck it. Yep. I tuck it back into my pants. Yes. And then you are like, oh I need to piss Take up my little penis nothing wet still wet drop my mist drops right off the tip of my foreskin And then you get the feeling of pissing. Yeah

Then what if I'm like in the middle of something else where I'm like I can't get to a bathroom and then I get The feeling I'm like oh no no no no I'm pissing my pants No, you're not pissing your pants, but then no piss comes out of my penis. Yeah, okay Finish pissing and I'm like I guess it was delayed delayed piss satisfaction and then I go huh and then I go back to watch Family Guy and now I'm oddly amused what the hell is going on what about say a bit of I say a bit of pollen okay like I see and you start sneezing. What happens? Well I guess if that's an allergy, that's something happening to me so then everyone just becomes allergic all of a sudden.

Do we have your allergy the rest of the time? Or do we just have the sneezing? You just get the symptoms I reckon. So if you're feeling the allergy, I feel the allergy. So if I, if like, I don't know. Let's go with the allergy. Say you have a little tickle in your throat. Oh, if I'm sick. No, no, no, no, no, no, just a little scratch.

And you need to cough. You go, ah, that. Do we cough when you cough? Surely we'd all get the tickle. Right? You'd get the tickle, but I don't think you'd cough. Anything that happens to you. But it's happened to you.

It's tickling. Is the cough happening to me or is the tickle happening to me? The tickle's happening to you, which makes you cough, and then the cough happens to you. Well, then I guess, yeah, the whole world's coughing in unison. You can hear that. We still like that. Yeah. The whole world coughs, sneezes, farts, burps.

What if there is a lovely apple pie that's cooling on a window sill? You are walking by it. You inhale that. You can smell apple pie. You have you you inhale that you can smell apple pie you hop that pie You're taking a big whiff you like I love that apple pie. Yeah, do we all suddenly like apple pie smell? Yeah, is that apple pie smell is happening to you? No, is the smell happening?

Sensation of whatever I experienced from smelling the pie happening? Well, do we experience the sensation of pie? The whole world goes pie. I'm experiencing the sensation of pie I thought I was watching Family Guy or I was asleep in bed with my wife I was just sitting there with my dick over the toilet Am I dying? That's how I like it. You like that, you're like, honey, did you feel the sensation of pie? Yeah, I did.

I just experienced the sensation of pie. Or like your midcoitus. Hey, do you want pie? Yeah! No, I just experienced the sensation of it. Same, now that's making me want pie.. Yes, I want to buy from that. Okay, hang on. Now that I'm thinking about it, you are having sex. Yeah.

You cum. You jizz. Yeah. The world has one orgasm. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. Um, no, so when you smell something...

But that means if I'm having sex with someone... Yeah. What's happening? I cum, they cum. They cum, you cum. They don't cum sex with someone. Yeah, what's it? What's happened? I come they come They come you're come. They don't come my no, they do. Sorry. They come my come. Yes, they don't come They have two orgasms at once Well, but not necessarily They would only have two orgasms at once if I make them come at the same time that I come.

Yes, that's true. That's true. Okay, but like the sensation of, like, what do you mean by the... Yes, you've come, right. But do we all get the sensation, that feeling of we're having sex? Well, yeah. The male perspective of a penis entering whatever you're doing. Yeah. Is that what we're getting? Or say, for example, you're getting whatever you're doing. Yeah. Is that what we're getting? Or say for example, you're getting pegged.

Mmm. Yeah. Do I feel that in my arsehole? Do we get the sensation that we're getting pegged? Well, hang on. Let's take it all the way back. I think this will help answer your question. Whatever happens to me happens to everyone. Okay.

Yeah. I can feel it in your arsehole. When you're saying, like again, like say for example, you pat a dog. Yeah yeah, right you are the person that is patting a dog But you are feeling the sensation the bristles. I would imagine we feel that on our hand and the hand yeah, okay So that's happening to you. Yeah, you go for a walk You are walking down the street, but you are feeling the pavement on the bottom of your soul you're feeling the Sun here We were to read it's the it's the wind. There is so much happening to a human body. So you think all of those count as things happening to you?

Yes. What about... Okay, um... I'm getting my knob slobbed. Everyone in the world is like, man, my knob's getting slobbed. Say you're getting pegged. Now. The person pegging me is also then, in theory, getting pegged.

That's awesome. No, but so... Every... You're making a train. That rocks. That's so confusing. No, but so here's my question. Say you're getting pegged. Well, that's crazy actually. I get the feeling of something going in me, but obviously nothing's going in me.

My arsehole. Is it remaining closed? No! So my arsehole's going as though it's spreading as though there is a dildo or whatever in me that rocks Yeah, I was still standing there with my dick over the toilet I gotta tell my wife. I'm dying What have we eaten recently? You going on the news?

Um, it's just in... Uh, no. People across the world are getting fucked in the asshole. I guess? At the same time. It's um... But like if it's the physical thing that's happening, what if I... What if? Yeah, it's just like...

If it's the physical thing that's happening, that's crazy, because that means if you eat a hot dog. Hmm. My mouth is like Opens up the nothing goes down it. Yeah, but that would be because anything that it makes yeah I'm so it's a like if I open my mouth Talking whatever you're saying. Yeah, everyone even the No, yeah, but it's not no one can stop you you're saying. Everyone, even the, oh you've created a, oh no. Yeah, okay, no one can stop you. You're never not doing anything. You're sleeping, we're all sleeping, dude. The world stops when you go to sleep. Yeah, the only thing is that people still have... Can't, maybe... No, we do have consciousness. We're not thinking his thoughts.

No, no, no, no, no, I'm saying like, okay, when he's asleep, we can finally do something. No, because we're asleep. We're asleep. It's just that we might be having a conversation. We're like I'm like, oh damn it. I just want to What conversation could we be having because he's not moving his mouth Oh, no, so we are independent of him. If I'm just sitting if I'm just sitting at home Yeah, watching a movie. Yeah, then you guys are getting the sensation of watching a movie, but you could still have a conversation Here's the trap inaction doesn't count. So if Dusha is not doing something we aren't we are also Okay, we are also not doing something. We aren't not doing something. Yeah, so like so Dusha is not talking

Fucking around. Yeah, like sitting on the couch on my phone. Yeah. But you are doing something. No, yeah, but nothing's happening to me. You're getting the sensations. Yeah. I feel like I'm on my phone. But you're not on your phone. And if Dusha watches a funny TikTok, I get a little bubble of amusement.

But while that's happening, I can be... But the problem is that I'd be like, oh, Zamata, there's some pickups for the latest D&D is for nerds And I hey have we got anything in the fridge That's what I mean sure yeah, you're not doing something that that yeah fair enough, but There's often you're not you never not doing something. You know what I mean sure you might not be talking Yeah, like yeah say for example you get up and you walk the fridge. You're not making us walk the fridge No, they're making us feel like we're walking Oh, I start we start stopping on the spot. Yeah, do we start? Yeah

I'm gonna stand if we were standing up though would and we then start walking because he's moving is I just want me I know it's like I know it's like whatever happens to you Yeah, cuz you even though you are the one walking therefore you're in the control of that it's still happening So much happening to make you walk. Yeah, so it is So yeah, do we walk when you walk? Do we walk when you walk? I guess like is walking happening to me? I would say it's enough It's not in a way that I think You could get away with us not walking when you walk

Well, yeah, cuz I think that there's a like there is a line between stuff like so like getting fucked Yeah, yeah, that is happening to me. Yeah, but me talking that's not happening to me I mean define it. Okay. I understood it if it was like I'm getting the sensation of getting pegged Yeah, I didn't understand it when my butthole was dilating no because Happening to like if I'm if I'm so okay a good definition would be like I'm getting pegged Yeah, so my asshole is dilating. So everyone's also is dilating. I Do she's not getting walked. He's walking. Yeah. So if it's a...

So what if, say, you're in a lovely sub-dominant relationship and you're like, hey, could you walk me and then he's... Then we're getting walked. Then we're getting walked? Yeah. So it is not just about the physical thing, it's about the intent behind the thing? Oh no, it would be more like... No, because it's something happening.

No, no. That's a great little session. Dusha, get on your hands and knees and walk around like the dog And you're here dog Walks along with you what the fuck is going on? You can never be dominated. No, I never dominate I think that like I think that like being walked isn't like something Cuz I see what you mean.

It's gotta be something that is physically happening to your body. And obviously walking is physically happening to your body, but you don't say Dusha was walked to the fridge. Yeah. And being walked is many different actions. So if I'm having sex, hitting it traditional boring style, like I have a foreskin currently

and during sex foreskin moves up and down Yeah, but because that's not like something that's I'm having sex with someone Yes, so like not everyone in the world foreskin starts moving up and down I don't have a force but those who do would yeah, and those who don't really get the action. Yeah Those who weren't born with a penis would also get the sensation of their foot. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I think I'm across it. Yeah, I think it'd be something that happens to me happens. I'm doing doesn't necessarily happened Yeah, so you're going for a swim say in the ocean. Mm-hmm We would all get the sensation that we are wet. Yeah, it wouldn't be wet

No, yes, and if I like, I don't know, get dunked by a wave, you might all get a bit scared and then struggle for air for a bit, but then be all right. Cause we're not mirroring your body. No. Unless there's something happening to your body. Like getting fucked in the ass.

Like getting fucked in the ass or a rock thrown at your head. We all are like, oh, oh, I hope Dush is okay. Well, what if you don't? It's funny because- You get a haircut. Yeah, you get a haircut. Everyone gets the same haircut.

That's awesome. Because haircut's happening to me. When you get this power as a teenager, what happens to everyone's hair? Yeah. I guess it's the same until I get a haircut. Say, you're balding, right? Do we start balding? But do we ball at a different rate?

Or do we have to catch up quickly? What's the rate here? I'm guessing, because the mutant gene would activate when I'm a teen, which means by the time that starts happening. Okay, so we spin along with you? Yeah, okay. That we thin along with you. Yeah, okay, okay? Really pimply is it yeah? Oh god, and then I On my face. Yeah, do my pimples go or I think it just does nothing Okay, so when you going back, okay, you're a teen

Okay, so you're in class and you get a boner Does everyone get a boner or then the sensation of getting they just get a sense? No, we get a boner if his assholes dial Sensation of I understand the sensation of, but when it becomes something that- Because yeah, I guess a bonus happening to me. Yeah. You're getting a boner. Yeah, I'm getting, yeah, you don't get bonus.

So we're all getting a boner. And you don't just get, the whole world will just get horny at the same time. Yeah, and but like that kind of uncomfortable teenage horny where we're all trying not to think about it, but it's not helping. Yeah, okay, okay. And we also, if you're in class,

maybe you're anxious about going up to the board or whatever, you don't want your boner to be revealed. So we're horny but also sort of embarrassed You got horn charred But then everyone in the class has now got a boner Yeah exactly And then those who can't get a boner have the feeling of getting a boner Which kind of works in your favor So you get a boner in class

Everyone looks at you You son of a bitch. You fucking whore. What day are you? I see what's happening. I see. You got a little boner up here. The teacher's got a boner up here. Then everyone yells at me and then they all feel bad.

Oh, that's true. Oh, God. Oh, no. Why you got a boner? Oh, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed for it. Wait a second, are you embarrassed? Nah, I'm pretty war embarrassed. Well no, cause like- The teacher's there behind the table.

Getting so mad but also so embarrassed. Because of his boner. But also would you know it? So he has really conflicting emotions! Well it depends. We probably wouldn't- How long would it take before you realize it? When we all have the same haircut, dude! So my first haircut is- Your first haircut. And for some reason, my hair is, it's not falling out.

It's perfectly styled to the style of a teenage boy. Do I wake up with the hairs like on my pillow? Yeah. Or do I see it get snipped? Yeah. And pull out my hair. I guess it just like slowly starts falling. Just fall it out.

What happens to a person that's already bald? Do they get the feeling that their hair is getting cut? Is Professor Axe sitting in the Axe mansion? Is he like, get in here! And he's got your teenager cut. Or is he like, get in here, aye? Does everyone feel, first off, loving everyone's new look. Secondly, why does it feel like I have everyone's new look?

What's going on? And then they track you down. And then everyone's either very happy, sad, or mixed on their haircut, but however I felt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're getting emotions plus. Yeah, exactly.

Nice. You're emotions of a teenage boy, great. And then, yeah. How would you know that everyone got my haircut? Cause I would have the same haircut as everyone else. I guess you'd have to really go, you'd have to like, by process of elimination, be tracking down.

But could you? Cause say you get a boner in class. Yeah. And nobody knows you have this power. Yeah. Everybody just thinks, if you're another teenage boy in class, everyone just goes. And you're like, oh no, I've gotten a boner. Yeah, everybody just thinks if you're another teenage boy Like oh no, I've gotten a boner and then you look around and you're like everyone's gotten a boner and then all the people You're not gonna but then all the people heard of a penis are like something very weird has happened

Like oh there must have just been a horny pheromone in the class. It's just a prank. Yeah, I don't I don't It's crazy to think that the moment I get a bone of the entire is the first time Humanity that the entire human race gets horny all at once With Edie. Yes, I think I figured out how We would find out you had the power how you go to the hairdresser. Yeah The hairdresser snips your hair The hairdresser watches as his hair falls down

Oh yeah The hairdresser snips your hair. The hairdresser watches as his hair falls down. Oh yeah! The hairdresser either is like, everything that happens to this kid happens to the world. Or the hairdresser is like, I have a superpower. Yeah, the hairdresser is like, hey, I can give the world a haircut. He cuts your hair again. As a hairdresser, I'd be like, these scissors are special. I would put them down, I would get a new pair of scissors.

I'd cut his hair. Nope! That's not what's happened. I'm giving the world a haircut. Everyone in the room's hair is doing exactly the same. Everyone gathers around that hairdresser. I'm giving the world a haircut. You snip it, you chain the scissors like, okay, it's not the scissors, it's me. You then like, hang on a second, young Joel Dusha.

You go to the next person who's like maybe the way you- Oh yeah, that's me. You then like hang on a second, young Joel Dusha. Then you go to the next person who's like maybe the way you... Oh yeah, that's true. Hang on a second, I just want to cut their hair for a second. You cut their hair. Nothing happens. You look over at Joel Dusha. Nothing has happened. Okay, that's true. You're like hang on a second. You're like, boy, it is me and you. No, no, no. You'd be like hang on a second.

It's time for us to give the world a haircut. The barber. Can you just cut his hair for one second? He cuts his hair. Everyone's hair falls out. Yeah. Leave that boy's hair alone! Everybody has a half. I'm like, hang on a second, get some scissors. Pull out your head. They just like, they touch it.

They're like, everyone's like, ah. Everyone's like, hmm. What is going on? What is happening right now? I don't understand this. But at that point, because I can- Hey, have a have this drink. You drink. I'm like, I'm getting the sensation. I'm not drinking the Coke,

but I feel like I'm drinking my Coke. I feel that there is Coke in my mouth. But you gotta remember that the first thing that would happen when I woke up with this jean isn't go get a haircut. Yeah that's true. So like everyone has a weird time. Yeah. I guess as the barber's doing that he's like, oh I found the guy.

I found the guy whose stuff we're all feeling. Yeah. Love jacking off do you? Oh that's great. As the barber he's like gets a little apron there, puts it around your neck, it feels like it's going around his neck. Interesting. What the hell? Everyone's just like mmm. So you put on a jumper. Do we get the feeling of having a jumper on us?

I reckon you'd get the... Yeah I guess so. Like the pressure in the middle of the wall. Okay, you are in wonderful Melbourne. That is like temperature, yeah, it's very cold. I'm in the Arctic. I'm a researcher. Yeah, I am feeling like what? Oh, I thought that cold. I don't need this Oh many die Yeah, before I get to my haircut people have died because of things I felt absolutely I feel safe as a dog's chewing my leg Yeah, exactly. Or is it more of a like, you know, it's a, you know, I want a jumper on, you put a jumper, you feel warm, but then it's like, well, I'm somewhere where it's hot.

Yeah. Do I get your temperature feeling or do I get the feeling of like a jumper on me or do I get the feeling of your jumper on you? I think you get the feeling of my jumper on me. But also the heat of wherever you are. Yeah. If you're somewhere tropical and Dusha is, you will overheat if Dusha is somewhere cold. Yeah. So when Dusha- we live in Melbourne.

Say it's this period of time where it's cold in Melbourne. Everybody in warm countries is overheating and dying. Because you're already hot, so you dress, you know what I mean? And then you're getting extra bonus heat from Joel Dusha clothes. Heating up. You stand in front of like a heater we're like please oh my god I'm gonna get sunstroke. But then guys looking at whales in Antarctica are like oh this feels awesome. Yeah but I don't feel good and you're watching a sad movie or whatever. I've seen the whales and it does nothing for me. I just feel depressed. Moody kind of like a teenage boy for some reason also that just means that humanity has a time limit Yes, the moment that I die absolutely and we'd be doing everything in our power to keep you alive

Yeah, it's crazy to think about we'd be like the number one priority of humanity is keep Jaldusia alive forever But then also people would be true. Do you reckon there would be people out there trying to kill me? Well, yeah, cuz when you died actually we wouldn't die. We just feel the sensation of you dying That's true No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, haircut, yeah, but how come sometimes it's a sensation sometimes a physical thing Well, when a physical thing happens to me is when a physical thing happens to you So if a rock hits you in the side of the head, yes, you feel like you get the same pain Yeah, there's no it's a shin, but there's no I don't get a piercing. Uh No, it would pierce your head But the rock isn't obviously appearing and it is no rock. What if I'm wearing a helmet at the time?

Yeah, stop bleeding underneath the helmet The rock isn't obviously appearing in the- There is no rock. What if I'm wearing a helmet? At the time? It's gonna start bleeding underneath the helmet. But it would be, would it be as though the bullet hit me in the back of the head? Or like it hit the helmet that I'm wearing? No, it'd be like it hit you in the, so say- Yeah. Yeah.

Say you hit you again, you stick your hand, you stab your hand, you would get the sensation of like something getting stabbed. And a wound would open. And a wound would open because- But if you're wearing a glove, it wouldn't matter. So we get your feelings, sensations, anything physically happening to you. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. How do we kill you but come out of it okay? I'm trying to think like you donate blood. So we would get the sensation of the needle going into our arm. Then you would lose blood. You would then, we would get a sensation of us losing blood But in a controlled way you would have an opening in our vein in our arm

And we would be bleeding but then we would also be losing blood anyway Yeah, so we'd be losing blood out regular style. Yeah, and then but also blood gel doucha style Yeah, well cuz then this comes back to say when you're you're in the act of lovemaking Yeah, and you you have an orgasm. Yeah, I'm sitting on the toilet Reading a magazine. Yeah, do I come? I think you must come. Yeah, I've changed my mind I think the pissing this shitting in the coming all probably so if you take a shit and I'm just on the bus I shit my pants. Yeah, we know everyone shits their pants. But what if I don't have any shit in me? I shit my pants. Yeah, we know everyone shits their pants. But what if I don't have any shit in me? Well, what happened?

So if that's happening then so then when you eat we eat yeah Yeah No, I don't think that you would you Cuz if you're shitting what you know, we're shitting and pissing and coming when you're shitting Yeah coming then we kind of are eating when you're eating. Yeah, but I don't waiting kind of to Whatever it is that you are, You know the level that you are But the thing is I think what must would probably happen is to line up with the death and the rock Yeah, the rock throw theory is you guys would get the sensation of eating. Yeah. Yes, but there's nothing

Sated but yeah, so I think that if you didn't have anything to shit, you wouldn't shit your pants Okay, but it would feel like you shit. But if you did have stuff in your stomach, you would shit. So then the way to kill you and us all survive is to devise some kind of poison to which the rest of us have an antidote. No, you just poison him, right? No, you poison me, then you all get poisoned. Yeah, because if we poison him and it starts to degrade his body, the same thing happens to us. But if we have an antidote that we don't give him

That we still yeah, we have all the antidote, but he's we still doesn't matter And he's got the symptoms we've sure got the antidote But we're still you actually ain't you don't wouldn't work because you haven't actually ingested the poison. Yeah. Yeah, that's true Yeah, yeah, that's like being like I'm gonna put him this bulletproof vest and then shoot him Yeah, that's the same thing Oh no, my chest is exploded open. Well, but I was thinking if I don't have any shit in me and I don't then I don't shit Yeah, so if I don't have the capability to experience what he's experienced. Yeah, but you still So it'd be the same like if I'm throwing up from poisoning. Yeah, and you've got nothing to throw up. You're still probably Yeah, and you still feel like you're shitty what if we all chop off our foot

Except me except you and then we slice your Achilles or your foot and let you bleed out that way But then we we'd all bleed out still but we don't have anywhere to bleed from doesn't matter We're giving he's giving blood it comes out of us, but then he's losing blood We lose blood. Where does that blood go? Where does it go? It's gone. Gone is where it is. It makes more sense when it's a sensation of but if it's also the sensation and then as well as happening Yeah, what if you get I don't know I say you you fart you get someone gives you five bucks

Do we all get five bucks with the sensation of no? It's just a nation of right because it's not my physical Okay, someone hands you five dollars in your pocket in your hand in your hand and you grab it It feels like you're grabbing it, but it mean you don't but I want to okay So I keep my palm open, but it still feels like I grabbed it Someone okay, okay, okay? All right someone gives you a way It doesn't kill away a ten kilo weight you hold the tank away, and you pick it up What do we all have what's happening to the rest of us?

You guys just feel like your 10 kilos heavier in one arm. But our arms don't move. No. But they would. And so then if I start doing this, do I just, is it heavier for me to move? Yeah. Because I'm technically holding a 10 kilo weight even though I'm not holding anything. Think about it like this.

I think that if it has to physically happen to you, and if you shit, I shit, then also if you walk, I have to walk. Yeah, that's the thing. No, because I think- Like it can't be one of the- unless you consciously turn it on and off. Yeah, yeah. Just choosing it, then we can kill him, because the moment he dies, he's not choosing it. Yeah, exactly, exactly.

I was thinking about it in a way- And the moment he dies, it's a risk. It is the biggest gamble humanity has ever taken. That if he dies, maybe the power stops with him. Well, that's kind of what I was thinking, yeah. And maybe we die for a brief second or whatever, but then he's gone and we're all like, fuck, I can grow my hair again.

I like the idea of like, it happens and then you just find out another person on Earth randomly has been assigned the same thing. Oh yeah, I hear, phwoom. Oh, I have tits. Well that's another thing as well. I mean, I guess it's like, yeah, do you get the physique of you? If I'm a person who doesn't have a penis or a foreskin, does that grow back?

Or again, is it the... Yeah. Yeah, because again, it seems like you have a new cake or a new tooth. It's things that happen to me. Is it yeah, yeah It's things that happen to me so me I was thinking yeah Yeah So the way I was thinking about it is like taking a shit like we'll go down to the shit be walking because I think That this is where the this is the debate. Yeah, sir Because the sensation of like because I like a lot of the time you can't control what's happening in your stomach Yeah, okay. So like I cause I like a lot of the time you can't control what's happening in your stomach.

Yeah. So like I'm just like constantly digesting, like currently as is we're all constantly digesting stuff. So if you have food in your stomach and I go take a shit, your body, you get the sense, like, I guess you wouldn't, no, yeah, you wouldn't actually shit, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause I'm just thinking,

cause if you're constantly digesting, then we're all constantly digesting. Like do we all have a baseline of you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, cuz I'm thinking you're constantly digesting then we're all constantly. Yeah Yeah, like do we all have a baseline of you? Yeah Because it because the alternative is that just it the only difference is you were getting we still feel like we're getting pegged Yeah, but my asshole stays nice and tight. Yeah But I still feel like I'm getting paid the same thing with the pie, right? Yeah Am I like phone when I smell that like Yeah, cuz I think the asshole thing is kind of like being shot Yeah, well like cuz if I get shot a bullet wound opens on all of you

Yeah, so if you're getting if I'm getting fucked in the ass your ass is also opening and closing But then if you get shot and I get shot if you shit I should shit and if you eat I should eat Yeah, but the food's not coming from anywhere. Well, yeah, so that's what I'm saying. So if it's physically impossible. Think about it as like the cell, like all of our cells. So like the cells in my hand are now like your cell. I guess, yeah, you would just immediately. The way I'm thinking of it, I guess you would all

just turn into me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is pretty funny. Everyone just starts like they have no kids. But I'm still me. It they have no kids, but I'm still Yeah, yeah, I'm like I am in the hell Not who I am you walk to your fridge

I walk to where your fridge would be but where I currently am you're walking into a wall You slam your hand Damn it. Oh my god, you've got a Your arm grab something I don't know what I've got but it's this big okay Okay, I am miming opening up a fucking bottle of perfectly I guess but I can't see it because I'm stuck focusing Okay, he was a thirsty boy Okay, what about that scenario? So let's, we're mirroring you exactly.

Yeah. You have gone to a toilet. Now, do, Zamit say is in the middle of a field. Yeah. Okay, you sit down on the toilet. Zamit has to match your position, but cannot sit on nothing for that length of time. Do I just fall?

Yeah, I guess so. I'm shitting sitting there on the ground. We're all doing, we're all, unless you were perfectly in a couch. Yeah, well unless, but then Dusha stands up again. Yeah. You weren't in the position he was to stand up to match him. I think you just have to. Do you desync? No. I guess what's gonna happen. Or you slamly off angle for the rest of your life. Well, imagine that, right? I can't sit down like on nothing right?

But what would happen to traffic? The moment that, no but the moment that that happens Yeah, yeah Everyone has diarrhea in traffic So again, it's on a field right? So like yeah, Jay that you sit down I try to sit down, I am squatting but that's not what you're doing Your muscles are, I have control I have control any control of my muscles

Okay, I then fall and sit down but because my legs are mimicking your legs You're lying on your back sliding down a hill I'm lying on my back sliding down a hill shitting I feel so unignified I'm feeling great And I have to then, okay, yeah, you stand up, put your pants on. I would have to

straighten my legs. And then you're just lying on your back forever. Desync out of humanity. Walk out into the door. But think about how many people would get desynced every single time I took a shit. Yeah, absolutely!

Because the chances... Every single time you sit down, dude! Yeah! Every single time you lie down, every single time... You walk through a door. Say you turn right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

People just slam into walls. Slam into walls. It's just... Well, this is bad for me too, because like... You can't get shit done! It's awful for you, dude. Yeah, I can't go to the shop anymore. You can't talk to society as we know it has, dude. Yeah, I can't go to the shop anymore. You can't talk Society as we know it is crumble. Yeah, you finally see someone that is like, you know, cuz you walk towards them

Yeah, they will walk towards you and feel like say you match it up. Yeah, so you see someone at this It's nothing there is an empty field right? Like oh cool. I could talk to someone they would say the same thing Yeah, cool. I can talk to someone and they look at you with such disdain You you run over there and they're like, you piece of shit, they're under you. Then it's just like, before you slam into it, you stop, they stop. Now it's like, in unison, hello!

Yeah, that's awesome. But it's also funny, Zab, but you're right, if they're slightly out of sync with you, you walk towards them, you're just standing, like shoulder to shoulder. Oh, okay, oh, no, okay. So you're walk towards them, you're just standing like shoulder to shoulder. Okay, so you're walking towards them, where you are, but not where they are. Say for example, there is like say, let's call it a log, right? You step on the log and you do a sweet jump, right? They're going to step on nothing, launch off it, try and do a jump, fall, they're out of sync, they're gonna start moving again!

Even something as basic as someone is on a slope, you are on flat ground. Yeah. You start walking toward them. Now when you walk down a slope you change your posture. They walk- Or your gait. They walk ahead as though- And they just fall, break their leg. Tumble down the hill for you.

Stiff as though they were your body. Are you okay? We both echo. As they, yeah, as they muffled into the grass. Tears streaming down their face, leg bone sticking out. Yeah, yeah, they're bleeding but they can't react because they feel pain but can't react to the pain that they feel. You're not bleeding? You're not bleeding. Yeah. I think a lot of people die pretty quickly. Yeah. Yeah.

And that is kind of just a matter of- Okay. I want to paint you a picture here. You are a wolf. You are in the wild. You're scared of humanity because you're hungry though, but you're scared. You're walking, but maybe you go, I don't know, maybe you feel a bit brave. You go into a city. Everyone's walking into walls. Everyone's just doing nothing.

Maybe someone is lying on the ground, wiggling, pants around their arsehole. Pants around their ankles. Arsehole just spewing out shit. You're like into the mud. Man, there's nothing good on TV anymore. You're like, I miss watching shows. You're like, what if I... No one's gonna stop me if I maybe take a little. I could just eat this guy. If I could eat that guy I could just eat that guy. And you eat the guy. Yeah. I guess a lot of animals are now feasting. You're a vulture. You're so glaring. Whoa is that an arsehole spewing shit? At a 90 degree angle? It's real Vulture

But they seem unable to I'm a scrolling no one says anything good on Twitter. They just say what I say sometimes Activate at the moment that you have your phone on your hand on Twitter the same time you which statistically Yeah, yeah, yeah, but then it's like sorry Yo, what's up? World seem crazy. Yes Yeah, but that means that they would have to have your exact model yeah that's true otherwise you're gonna get some gibberish yeah people be saying crazy shit on here like oh I should charge my phone they have to have a charger

yeah the exact same position people are gonna grab their phone try to walk to where your charger is not in their house, they're gonna trip over a coffee table Try and jam it in Are you a morning shooter or a night time shooter? Because I feel like with the mutant powers, it's like you wake up, that's when they kick in. Not all the time, but often. Or when something traumatic happens. It's usually, to be honest, late afternoon. Say Jean Grey.

Her mutant powers kicked in when she's the death of her friend Annie, I think. So yeah, you see a traumatic thing happen where it's like, oh no, your good friend, they get just hit by a car. You're like, I feel so sad. Everyone just starts crying. You sit down, everyone sits there. Yeah. Yeah.

It's crazy, if I sit down on the spot, the chances of people desyncing is significantly lower. But if I'm sitting on something... If you're already sitting, you can't sit harder. Also yeah, you're standing, it hits. I'm currently sitting. You go stiff.

What happens? So you're... I'm currently... So it's my position of when you are standing, I am sitting. So when he then sits down, what happens to me? So say right now, we're sitting, Dusha stands. Do we have to kick our legs out? Yeah, because we've got to go whatever posture he was in.

Or is it more that the position that he is in is my... As if that was the position that he is in, is that the position that he is in is my as if that was the position that he is in Is that the one and I am in so you think that it default yeah, so he's standing In and so when he stands I'm sitting yeah, so it sinks out of all to say like anytime I stand you sit and it's a man you stand no as in like when you're standing my position is to sit Yeah, and so then when you sit down I then sink hard Standing my position is to sit yeah, and so then when you sit down I then sink harder Okay, then when you stand up I then go back to sitting. Oh, no start walking. I start moving my legs I got a jump see stand up, but then no because when you jump I'm trying to jump from

Position and well like a band, but you're that is when your legs are straight I think we would instantly match him well Here's what I'll say it's crazy how many times I've had to say this on plumbing the death star But in this scenario the living would truly envy the dead It sucks for us if we kind of like you wake up and some like some lad you got the power of like yeah I can see something I become the thing. Yeah. Okay. Look say that doesn't have eyes instantly I am I am I'm a ceiling. Yeah, and that sucks. No, no Whatever. Hey, I can control and then the wrinkling and derinkling your brain

Whatever, you know, maybe I'm making utopia for dogs. Maybe I make humanity stupid as shit Yeah, look has the potential to be bad but then should be good. Yeah, whatever yours. Hell You're like you made a living Potential to be good. Yeah, whatever yours. Hell you're like you made a living Rex going on my phone for me and everyone else has a bad time. Yeah, you've made a saying anything Yeah, you made it hell for everyone. You've made it hell for you humanity dies when you die Yeah, and with a lack of resources and like Five years Probably within a less. Yeah, maybe less.

Probably within a year. Yeah. Do you reckon you could last a year where everyone is doing what you're doing? How long until you're like, oh, this isn't good? Well, food becomes an issue. Yeah. Well, you like tinned peaches.

Yeah, that's true. That's true. Tinned canned tuna and tinned peaches. Water, which will... Yeah, I could true. That's true. Tinned tuna and tinned peaches. Yeah. Water, which will... That's easy. Yeah, I could probably go a year. You've got to only sustain you. I'm gonna go a year. I'm gonna go a year.

I'm gonna go a year. So you say, because you've got access to a supermarket, I guess, amazing. Yeah, who cares? There's a lot of stuff there that like, you know, it'll be fine for a while. What would happen if I was driving? We'd just be sitting. We'd just be sitting. Yeah, okay, yeah. We'd be sitting, moving our feet. What sucks there is if other people are driving.

Hey, driving is a bit of a dance. Where everybody needs to accelerate and brake at the right times. You've changed that. You might get into a car accident day one. I just like walk out to my car and turn it on, get in the car, and then all of a sudden the loudest crash in the world is happening. Across the wall, the biggest car accident the world has ever seen. No, no, because it only works if you start in your car.

Yeah, more like good. Otherwise everyone's at a cig. Oh yeah, yeah. Imagine it starts in yeah, imagine. Imagine it starts in like, imagine it starts, say the moment you walk out your door, right, I am currently, I'm in the highway, right? Okay, it starts the moment you walk out your door.

So I am currently sitting. You walk out your door, you are standing, and you're moving your legs. I am driving, I have to stand. Yeah, you go, whoop! In your car. I try driving. I have to stand. Yeah, you go, whoop! I try and stand up in my car. I mean, I'm maybe hitting the accelerator and the brake at the same time.

You have to be like, you know, straight. And you're pressing against your fucking... Everyone else around me in the car is doing the same thing. We're all hitting the accelerator and brake at the same time. I don't know what happens to a car going a hundo But that can't be good. I know what's happening to every car going a hundo There's a lot of cars. That would be awesome. Yeah, so you'd hear a boom. Yeah, yeah Surely if it happens a pilot

No, no one's landing. No, you're not landing any planes. I think what happens is the moment that I know what happens is I walk like three steps and then hear the loudest crash. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, you win. This one's douches. That one sucks. That one's douches.

You gotta pray that a plane is going overhead. The moment it runs out of anything so it can just scream Right into you Yeah, that'll be sick Anyway, on that note I've been Joe I've been Jackson I've also been Joe Some mutant powers are bad

That one was That one was really bad That was a really bad one Yeah Damn dude Yeah Be a bit silly though Yeah, you're not wrong.