Plumbing the Death Star - Which Fictional Animal Would Make the Best Starter Pokemon that isn't a Pokemon? (Ft. George Dimeralos)
Episode Date: April 22, 2018In which our heroes are joined by good friend George Dimeralos to ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Animal Would Make the Best Starter Pokemon that isn't a Pokemon?Join our brand new face...book group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadDuscher: twitter.com/dusch13Zammit: twitter.com/GoddammitZammit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of
Plumbing the Death Star, where we ask the important questions
like which fictional animal would make the best start
a Pokemon that's not a Pokemon?
Fictional animal?
Do you mean fiction?
What?
Scooby-Doo.
All right.
He's clever.
Yep.
He's quick.
Yeah.
He's quick? Sure. He's quick. Yeah. He's quick?
Sure.
He's good at biting.
He's not slow.
He's good at biting.
He's fictional.
So that's a lot of categories that he ticks off.
Yep.
Correct.
So this is a sequel to an episode that you guys...
Well, for us in the studio, it was very fresh as we recorded it about 40 seconds ago.
Dude, she just sprang on us.
I thought he was recording an ad.
Anyway.
I thought he was going to do a promo or like a nut and we're going for it, ladies and gentlemen.
So, I know it.
Oh, it's good friend George.
Hey, George.
Come on in.
Do you want to be in an episode?
George, hurry.
Quick.
All right, quickly turn.
Time's running out.
Hey, everyone.
So, George just turned up.
George DeMorelis, friend of the show.
Good friend of the show.
All right. So, I'm going to repeat the
question again.
We should probably turn your microphone on too.
Okay, good to go.
Do a quick mic check. This is in episode, by the way.
This is the episode.
It's happening right now, live.
Alright, so I've already
done the intro, but I'll ask you again.
Which fictional animal would
make the best starter Pokemon that's not a Pokemon? Which fictional. Okay. Which fictional animal would make the best starter Pokemon
that's not a Pokemon?
Which fictional animal that's not a Pokemon
would make the best starter Pokemon?
Queen from Aliens.
Oh!
That's good.
That is good.
Let's work our way through Scooby-Doo.
So I just selected Scooby-Doo.
You're always with the Scooby-Doo.
No, no, that was me.
That was you.
Not even...
He stole your thunder.
The trick with Scooby-Doo was...
Okay, so...
You know what? I don't need to explain it again
You can listen to this episode
I'm not, I've picked Scooby Doo
I'm Joel Dusha from Plumbing the Death Star
Professor Oak is like
You can have all your animals
Pokemon, you've got your class of Scooby Doo
Or your queen alien
Or whatever we're picking
Let's just pause for a sec
Because Jackson fucked up.
Wait. You guys are still
picking yours? I was under the pump there.
We only started like less than 30 seconds
ago. When did I get time to
pick then? Mine isn't humorous.
I was just
asking you the question.
I was filling you in. Getting you up to speed.
Fair enough.
Scooby-Doo.
Alright. Sure. I was filling you in, getting you up to speed Fair enough Scooby-Doo Alright, sure General athleticism
General athleticism of Scooby-Doo
He's kind of a fat shit
He's quick as shit
He's a great Dane
He's huge
A great Dane could eat most
You know what, I'm going to get
The starting Pokemon.
Just your basic, like, these are the people you encounter.
The size chart.
The Pokemon you encounter, you know, like, straight out the gate.
Like Caterpie.
Caterpie.
So we're not talking about just Squirtle.
Oh, no, we up the game.
We'll get to them.
We'll get to them.
All right.
We'll start on the ones in the bushes after the start of Pokemon.
Exactly.
That makes sense.
You've left Paladin.
It's not who you think of. George, this is a sequel to an episode we just bushes after the start of the program. Exactly. That makes sense. You've left Paladin. That's who you think of.
George, this is a sequel to an episode we just recorded
before you walked into the house, so you've got to keep up.
Okay, right.
So can Scooby-Doo defeat a Caterpie,
which is ostensibly just a caterpillar?
I think it's roughly pretty small as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Scooby would eat one and not even realise.
Like, I'm pretty sure I've seen a dog that'd be smaller than Scooby eat eat one and not even realise I'm pretty sure I've seen
a dog that would be smaller than Scooby
eat a pigeon
that is a very unpleasant thought
but relevant
so yes
easy
what about a metapod
delicious to be honest
he looks like crunchy catapult
it looks like food
a metapod does
I would probably
eat a metapod
a metapod looks like
it's ready to die
too
a metapod looks like
as you're eating it
it's thanking god
you know what I mean
as you're crunching
through it
it hopes to take
it hopes you take
your time though
yeah exactly
it's like I deserve
pain well you know how you want it the metapod might not know what's coming up so that's you It hopes you take your time, though. Yeah, exactly. It's like, I deserve pain.
Well, you know how you want it.
The menopause might not know what's coming up.
It's like life has gotten significantly worse
and there is no hope of this getting better.
A menopause cannot run away.
That's very funny.
It just gets eaten and died.
All it can do is tense.
Seriously, though, I think it's because it's kind of dumpling shaped,
but also I can imagine it having the consistency of an apple.
Yeah, yeah, me too.
Well, kind of like a custard apple, almost.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you know how, like, you know how you always want to eat a caterpillar in its...
What do they call it?
A cocoon?
Cocoon, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone always wants to do that?
No, I...
Because you know how, like, a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, and it a butterfly and it becomes a goo first?
I always think drinking that goo would be the ultimate power move
because you're drinking the essence of change.
I think that might give me powers.
Welcome to the episode again, George.
I'm just trying to think of more powerful examples of that.
We're going to be honest, your basis for power moves
is eating a caterpillar that's turned into goo.
At least like a lion's placenta or something.
Or like eating a teen, you know what I mean?
A teen just in general.
Whilst it's alive.
They're in that period of change.
Eat a boy as his voice breaks.
Yeah, the second he's...
He'd just eat his voice box.
Oh!
Oh!
Alright, so next. His voice
dropped and then it went to a high-pitched scream.
That was wildly unpleasant
to hear. A Weedle
looks quite poisonous.
Yeah. I feel like.
Definitely not the same, yeah. I feel that Scooby-Doo
is going to eat that and then I've got to take it to the
vet because his cheeks have imploded.
Roll! Can I read this reedle?
No, Scooby.
Rye!
It's poison, Scooby.
Rot, roll, ride.
We're already raided.
I'm ridding rod.
Let's go to the vet, Scooby.
Back to the Pokemon Center.
Okay, well, what about the Kakuna?
Which is just like poison.
Yeah, the Weedle series is all very poisonous.
I feel like that's going to be the same thing.
Kakuna looks like someone who's waiting to bust a move.
Look at that.
He knows what's coming.
He knows he's going to be turning.
He's not thanking God.
He's waiting to get his revenge.
My favorite thing about a Kakuna,
I mean, yeah, Kakuna is that he looks like he's got a tie on.
He does.
You know, he's ready for a meeting.
That's great.
I feel like, though, Scooby could beat a Kakuna.
Well, yeah.
Because he could just be like, scratch it,
and then he scratches it and it just spits out goo.
It's going to be poisonous.
He's going to be trying to eat it.
I'm going to try to, like, rip it off him like a football,
be like, give it back, Scoobs.
And tear it in half
And now I'm getting poison all over my hands
God, you've got to go to the fountain and wash your hands
What about a Pidgey?
You've already established that one
If a dog can eat a pigeon, forget it, don't even worry
Rat-a-tat, rat-a-ta, sorry
If a dog can eat a pigeon, a dog can eat a rat
Yeah, a dog can eat a rat
Rat-a-ta always looks so angry
He's like, hey! I love how Duck eat a bitch and duck eat a rat. Yeah, duck and eat a rat. Ratatouille always looks so angry.
He's like, hey!
That's good.
I love how, like,
an audio-based format and you guys are like,
let's just talk about all the images
that we've got in front of our faces right now.
People can look up a fucking ratatouille.
And look,
and I think we'll end it with Ekins,
the snake.
Because that's,
once you pass that,
you're out of the,
you're this little guy.
I've forgotten about Ekins completely. Ekins forgettable forget made famous by being owned by james from team rocket
and being snake backwards yeah and being snake backwards i feel that's gonna be pretty bad
for old mate scoops yeah i know like i feel like that is an issue dogs getting
yeah dogs getting bit especially like in australia doesn't always happen but like
you know scooby is self-aware enough to know that snakes are bad, though.
He'd probably avoid it.
But if he was in a fight with it, he could bite its head off.
Well, well...
Scooby and a mongoose.
Has Scoob done anything impressive ever?
Have you seen the fucking sandwiches he eats?
And how fast he runs?
Is he running fast or is it just lots of smoke coming up
as he's running off?
Because I was thinking about
the misadventures of the Scooby gang.
Are they ever in real danger
apart from mild befuddlement?
My favourite thing in any Scooby episode
is when they come face to face with the villain
and the villain's like,
ooh, and they run.
Because I'm always like,
what if they just didn't run?
That villain is like,
guess I've got to kill him now.
Well, that's bad. Yeah, that's bad. It just never happens though. Yeah, what if they just didn't rot? That villain is like, I guess I've got to kill them now. Well, that's bad.
Yeah, that's bad. It just never happens though.
Yeah, well, they always rot.
Yeah, actually, I was thinking about it.
Although, first,
my Pokemon knowledge is going to probably end here,
but first gym,
rocks.
Onix is just lots of rocks
and a mouth. Exactly, I've got to be honest,
it's a tough one to beat. And a Geodude is just lots of rocks and a mouth Exactly I'm going to be honest It's a tough one to beat
And a Geodude is just a rock
And I feel Scooby is going to try and bite it
And break his tooth
Scooby-Doo is just meat and bones
Having said that
I'm sure there's an episode where Scooby-Doo eats rocks
Yeah I doubt it
And digests them thoroughly
Well I'm just more worried
Is he going to say anything in the laws of physics, Scooby?
Or would he be able to eat an Onyx regardless of the size?
I think the problem is though
that I'm pretty sure Onyx
has rock throw, so I think Scooby-Doo's just getting
brainsed. Yeah, I think you're right.
Yeah. That's very sad
when your dog dies and Brock, the
gym leader, is like, is that just a dog?
You're like, yeah, it was a dog.
Well, he could talk before you killed it.
Scooby, talk to me now.
But having said that,
if Scooby can beat a Caterpie,
and a Caterpie could probably possibly be leveled up enough
to beat one of the rock guys in the first gym,
then logic dictates that Scooby could possibly beat
if you get Scooby
you get what I'm saying there
what does Scooby evolve into
they're very low level
or does Scooby start as Scrappy Doo
Godly Doo
Scrappy Doo, Scooby Doo
Godly Doo
It's like
It's like
He ends up looking like
The fucking Fluffy
From Harry Potter
Yeah
Three headed
Cerebus
Cerebus
Yeah
I guess Cerebus is like
Your evolved Scoob
Yeah absolutely
That's Cerebus
Godly Doo
It has like wings
Or some shit as well
Yeah it's fire
It breathes fire
What kind of rock Scooby Doo I don't want to be normal But I reckon once he becomes Godly Doo do? It has like wings or some shit as well? Yeah, it breathes fire. What type
of Scooby-Doo? Normal, but I reckon
once he becomes godly-do, either normal
dark or normal fire.
Which is scary for godly-do
because that makes it sound like he's
a god from hell.
It might be his normal dragon or something.
I'm just
the person who's Greek here.
I reckon it's actually Cerberus
oh Cerberus
not normally saying
Cerberus
Cerberus
Cerberus
terrible
Cerberus
just throwing that in there
is it geese or grease
I've always been confused
about that one
it's a leather
I just thought I'd confirm
that while we had an expert
in the room
yes yes that's right
so I think Scooby Doo
if you can get onyx
in a sandwich Scooby can eat it that's right. So I think Scooby-Doo, if you can get Onyx in a sandwich,
Scooby can eat it.
That's possible, yeah.
That's one of Scoob's
basic moves.
In a sandwich.
Yeah.
It's like,
put in a sandwich,
then you follow up as eat.
Yeah, absolutely.
So his whole is like
in a sandwich.
It's kind of like
the whole hypnosis dream eater.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's get him in a sandwich,
eat the sandwich.
So there's a chance
Scooby could win.
Scooby's doing alright. Yeah. I feel so, yeah. I mean in a sandwich, eat the sandwich. So there's a chance Scooby could win. Scooby's doing all right.
Yeah.
I feel so, yeah.
I mean, Scooby's doing all right until anyone literally thinks of anything else.
Yeah.
I don't know anymore.
Because he's not bound by the laws of physics like anything else.
Well, when you hit a fire gym or a water gym or anything like that,
like drowning a dog, not hard.
Yeah.
Pretty easy come to think of it. But bad for the gym members' brand, to be honest. Absolutely. Misty Like drowning a dog. Not hard. Pretty easy come to think of it. But bad for the
gym members brand.
Misty drowns a dog.
Everyone is just
holding a dog underwater while they cry.
It wasn't even a Pokemon.
It's just a guy's great day and it can talk a bit.
Also I feel like any
injury that Scoob is taking it's gonna be
bad. And I don't think you can take Scoob
to a poker center. I feel like it's like ding ding bad. And I don't think you can take Scoob to a... Poker centre?
Poker centre.
I feel like it's like, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Oh, your dog is still very sick.
This is just a dog.
We're going to have to amputate.
Yeah, we're going to have to...
By the third gym, Scooby has four legs.
Three legs, sorry.
Or put down.
Yeah.
He has arrived.
But if he gets to Godly, dude, he's sweet.
Yeah, he's going to survive.
But it's a risk.
It's a risk because, you know,
what if one of the gym owners uses this put down?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, no, not put down.
That's a one-hit KO.
It's a one-hit KO.
Most poison types have that.
Scooby wants to be ruthenized.
No!
Scoob, please.
A Pokemon asking you to euthanize them is upsetting enough.
But when it's a talking dog, that makes it a bit worse.
It's a cute way of saying it, Dave.
It is.
It's an euthanized dog.
Euthanized.
All right.
Scoops.
So I think Scooby makes it as far as Misty.
I reckon it depends because the Great Danes are big and dogs can swim.
It depends on...
Dogs can swim I guess
Alright let's get the gym leaders
Go all the way
Brock, Misty
What's the third gym
I'm pretty sure Scoob is eating shit at a stye
No because he can eat
A dog can eat sea
But it's not just a sea animal
It's basic gems.
If he's having trouble with rocks, a ruby's harder.
So, okay.
Yeah, star you, star me.
Okay.
Vermilion City, he dies.
Lieutenant Surge, Voltorb, Pikachu, Raichu.
Scooby-Doo gets electrocuted and dies.
It's the fucking Edison thing again.
Yeah, exactly. Hey, aren't you that gym
leader that just killed that dog with the electric
plate? Yep. That's
me.
It was a misunderstanding. I thought it was a new
type of Pokemon. Yeah. It was
just some fella's dog. It was a man
who just, like, I thought
he threw a Pokeball, but
he just threw a dog. Yeah.
Now that I think about it I feel pretty bad
About the whole thing
Yeah
That's me
That's on me
Alright
So Scooby-Doo
Dies at Lieutenant Surge
Electrocuted
By a Voltorb
Okay
The Queen Alien
Are you sticking with that?
Because I imagine
It would probably start
As like
I guess it would
The Queen
It would be Facehugger
Xenomorph
So it's actually,
slots in very nice into the Pokemon universe.
It really does.
Face hugger,
okay,
versus a geodude or an onyx.
Yeah,
laughing.
Easy.
Because no matter what you're made of,
it's bursting out of you,
right?
Exactly.
Also,
you know what all these Pokemon have,
Jack?
What?
A mouth.
Yeah,
but,
but,
but,
hold up.
Wait,
what about Diglett?
Diglett's just got a nose.
I think that's a mouth actually
I think that was a big twist
Yeah
Maybe it's mouth
It's got a tooth or some shit
I think that's a myth
But maybe
Yeah because I'm pretty sure
You see him in the anime
And he's just got a big nose
Well what I was going to say
You know Zaman
You watch heaps of anime
You love the anime
Yeah
So
With a face hugger
We think that it can get out of anything
But a geodude and an onyx
Are made of rock.
Yeah.
It's just trapped on the inside.
Doesn't it take on the capabilities of the...
That's what I was about to say.
It takes on the capabilities of whatever it's ingesting,
or whatever it kind of facehugs to.
So if it facehugs a dog, it becomes a bit more like a dog-like thing.
You've got a rock alien.
Same with, like, I used to have a toy of an alien.
It was, like, an alien gorilla.
Yeah.
The thing had, like, facehugged a gorilla.
So the same thing. You basically get thing had like face hugged a gorilla.
So the same thing.
You basically get a xenomorph that was a bit rocky.
Yeah, but can a rock burst out of rock?
Well, yeah.
Because that's the point.
It's taken on its capability. But in Pokemon, acid...
Rock is strong against acid and rock is also strong against rock, basically.
I mean, like, sorry, not very effective.
Not very effective, yeah.
So acid's not very effective on rock and rock is not very effective on rock.
But also it's going to be hammering.
They still need to breathe.
Still got to breathe.
Here's another question for you.
Geodude is just a head.
Where's his stomach?
Probably the back of his throat.
Maybe you burst out the back of the head.
Yeah, easy.
It's really graphic, that one, actually.
I'm pretty sure every single one of these Pokemon
hasn't a noose.
So we kind of at least poked Pokemon hasn't a noose. Yeah.
So we kind of at least poked out of that at least, yeah?
Yeah.
Are you saying they all have a noose?
Yeah.
I don't know if that's true.
Where's Geodude's noose?
Well, he's got a mouth, so he's clearly eating and shitting somewhere.
Can everyone please tweet at GoddammitZammit where Geodude's arsehole is?
I'm pretty sure underneath he's like...
Cock.
You know, where you can't quite see.
Yeah, gross. I'm pretty sure underneath he's like cock yeah gross he's like
rocky cock
is just flopping there
and then it's just
his noose is behind that
I guess
and in between
he's got his like
you know
his rocky perineum
yeah
that's a gooch
for those playing it
isn't it
is there a word
for gooch
goochos
good Is there a Greek word for gooch? Yes. Goochos.
Good.
What were you going to ask?
I forgot.
Oh, yes.
What is it when your mouth and ass are the same thing?
Cloaca.
What?
Mouth and ass?
Wait, hang on. That's right.
Goddamn Italian.
Am I right?
Oh, yeah. That was silly I was actually asking that genuinely
Then I thought of that bit
So yeah what is it
Is it a thing
What thing is that
It's like a sea
I'm sure there's like
Yeah does like a starfish have that
Yeah or something
How it's mouth and nose is the same thing?
Or an octopus, maybe?
Maybe it's a geodude like that.
Its mouth is also its arsehole.
That's not what a geodude is.
Its tongue is its cock.
Oh, no.
No.
Something might like that, to be honest.
That was very genuine.
That was very, very, very good.
Okay, second problem.
Onyx is a head and then just rocks.
There's no inside.
Yeah.
That's problematic if you're a facehug.
Doesn't even have a mouth.
Yeah.
So what's that just a nothing?
What's it going into?
There's no coming out of it.
There's got to be a gut or something like that.
You can't see what comes out of a snake.
What if Onyx and Geodude, as they are just rocks,
are also just, like, photosynthesized?
Yeah.
Rocks don't do that.
That's plants.
No.
Rocks don't grow.
In real life, Joel Zammett, rocks also don't have faces and aren't alive.
Exactly.
Maybe that has nothing to do with rock.
What if they have rocket ship fuel and they fly through the sky?
Joel, this is a mad assumption that rocks purpose is to kill the sun.
He just chose one thing that they don't do that they now do for some reason.
Because my thought was that they probably don't eat,
but they're going to need some kind of nutrition because they're alive.
Then why do they have a mouth?
To say their name.
To bite?
I don't know.
Look.
Both are moves
They do
The Facehugger loses
By Cerulean City
Because a star you
And a star me
Have no orifices
Oh they have an orifice
Where
You just can't see it
That was a confident
No no no no
Wait wait
Like a starfish
On the other side
So at this point
We're past Facehugger
Yeah
Oh you reckon by gym too
You've evolved
Well that's all gone on
Because you've smashed The face of the Geodoodle the onyx hang on burst out actually
what's the first thing you fight when you hit on your head out oh a catapult a catapult your
facehugging a catapult yeah you're bursting out you've got a xenomorph catapult it's an adorable
little 30 centimeter queen alien it's basically this adorable little xenomorph that's a bit like a bug.
No, no, but wait.
Yeah?
What about Professor Oak?
Oh.
Oh my.
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
I've got a new Pokemon for you.
We've got Scooby Doo
Or it's Facehugger
Oh my god
Hey Facehugger use Facehug
No
He's become the evolution
It's his ultimate death
Why am I like this
Alright so you've actually just got a Xenomorph
You've got a Xenomorph now yeah okay
But that means you've got a man Xenomorph fighting rocks.
Yeah, that's going to be hard.
Your best bet is to somehow get through.
But wait, so acid no good on rock,
even though we've established that acid can melt through,
what, any surface in the alien universe?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So which universe is bringing the physics to this?
Scooby-Doo can eat him in a sandwich, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
That's a good fan point.
I reckon it's going to do a lot of damage.
It's just not going to be very effective,
but it's going to be a lot of damage.
Yeah, yeah.
It might melt the gym.
That's destruction.
That's chaos that you're taking.
The only thing, though, is,
provided we're using the Pokemon rules of one turn at a time,
spread an acid, it starts to melt.
It then tackles you.
You've got acid on you.
Yeah, but that doesn't...
Oh, yeah, they're vulnerable to that, aren't they?
Yeah, yeah.
No, are they?
Because it's on their inside.
You would think, no.
When you rip them apart.
Yeah, no, they're fine.
It's inside them.
How could they...
I'm just trying to remember.
I'm just trying to remember, because I know...
There's one where they
fight each other to die
so they can break through
but that doesn't
in the Joss Whedon
written one
okay
they um
yeah
they attack
in the Joss Whethon
there's three of them
Joss Whethon
yeah
there's three of them
and they kill one to escape
and yeah
they don't get acid
so I think they're immune
to their own acid
which makes sense
it's inside them
imagine blood burned us stomach acid burns us it's always hot Yeah, they don't get acid. So I think they're immune to their own acid. Which makes sense. It's inside them.
Imagine blood burned us.
Stomach acid burns us. It's always hot.
I just killed George.
His own stomach acid.
He even came away with his own stomach acid
and his stomach just gave up.
Yeah.
So when I cough,
that's why it hurts when I vomit.
Yes.
Not that I and also
well and like it's diluted
but it's like
say you get like
shot in the stomach
and the acid
comes out
it burns you
it's fucked
that's why
don't get shot in the stomach
is my recommendation
if you're gonna get shot
anywhere
go for the arm
or head
get it over and done with
not the kneecap
or the belly
what about
earlobe
oh that's a cool piercing.
Yeah.
If it's a little bullet.
Yeah.
Put a ring in.
Dangerous game you're playing because slight miscalculation, you're getting maximum damage.
Remember that space between your heart and your stomach.
Tisha uses a gun.
It's very effective.
Yes.
All right.
So Geodude Onyx
We got
Yep
Okay Starmie Staryu
You got
I think
Look Facehugger
You probably
They do have an orifice
At the back
I'm pretty sure
If they're a starfish
Yeah
Or unless they're a sentient gem
Then I don't know
I think they're meant
To be a starfish
But I'm pretty sure
An alien could
Like a xenomorph
Could just tear one
Limb from limb
You know You you get fucked
at Vermillion City as well if you're a facehugger.
Wait, wait. Voltorb done that. Mouth?
He's just a ball. Yeah, but at this point, we're a queen.
Oh, fuck.
I guess you've massacred so many Pokemon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true.
Voltorb, what normally kills
the queen xenomorph? Flying off
into space. Yeah, yeah.
Not many Pokemon do that.
Is it vulnerable to electricity?
Fire?
A Voltorb could be an issue
because, like, if the queen eats it,
Voltorb can self-destruct.
Yeah, that's true.
Voltorb can make a valiant sacrifice
and blow up the queen from the inside.
But that's a movement it has anyway,
so it clearly doesn't care.
It wants to die.
Yeah, no.
This city's a real brick wall in this, isn't it?
Yeah, I know.
Who's going to get past?
But I think if you're the queen, you've just got to kill Vault Orb first.
Yeah.
But you will get Shadon by Cinnabar Island, which is Jim Sever, but that's fire.
That's pretty solid.
Fucking grass, whatever.
You can kill a fucking Tangela
Fuchsia City, poison, muck
I could kill a muck
No, the acid might be an issue there
Because acid, it might be
Ineffective against
Is it like the alien
Taking like an antacid
Yeah, exactly
Half burn's gone
I'm not angry anymore.
No, it could be.
I mean, like, as in, like...
What if you did give, like...
Hang on, what if you give, like, a xenomorph, like, an antacid?
What if you did give him, like, a quickies?
Would that fuck up his blood?
Like, you injected a quickies into his bloodstream.
What happens if I put an antacid in a lemon?
Bad?
Nothing.
Like, if you're making, like, an acid more alkaline?
I don't know.
I just don't know.
You're trying to balance...
The queen's really dead at the poker center. acid more alkaline i don't know that's i just don't know you're trying to balance the queen can't have its ph levels neutralized yeah yeah yeah which it might have happened by
mark or coughing or wheezing well it might happen by his gym too they've got pools there they're
probably trying to keep the ph levels even that's a good point they just start throwing like
fucking chlorine on it going into the wrong pool yeah Your queen might be in trouble
And like the main reason I think you can't get the queen
At the poker centre is it's too big
Yeah
They're like it's designed for six pokeballs
It's giant queen
I think of like ways you can kill a xenomorph queen
I think fire
Because they always use a flamethrower to take it out
So I think the moment an on fire horse
I.e. rapidash or ponytar Uses flamethrower to take it out. So I think the moment an on-fire horse, i.e. Rapidash or Ponyta...
Uses flamethrower.
That's a dead queen.
Or Arcanine or Growlithe.
Are you looking up the ways to kill a xenomorph queen?
Yeah, I am looking up ways to kill a xenomorph.
I mean, you can chuck her into space.
Can any of the Pokemon hurl good?
Well, okay, so Saffron City, Gym 6, is psychic Pokemon.
Yeah, that's...
Mr. Mime.
Mr. Mime killing a fucking queen Mr. Mime's killing a fucking
That's gonna fuck everyone up.
is great. I feel like that
so, honestly, the starter
Pokemon to beat all of these people needs
to be immune to
electricity and fire, but also very
strong-willed. Yeah, exactly.
The beauty of the queen, right, is that she
lays eggs and has more facehuggers.
So her move is facehugger.
Yeah, that's true.
So she could be facehugging everyone she's fighting,
and then we get a whole bunch of xenomorphs.
Yeah, but.
That's true, yeah.
It's growing an army.
But that's just like dittos.
You know, it just changes into the thing.
Yeah, but that's one ditto.
Or actually, you might be in trouble if a ditto turns into the queen.
Ooh.
Oh, that's true, because a queen kills a queen.
You're weak to dittos.
Okay.
None of the gym leaders use a ditto, though.
It's like being weak to a freaking goldie, whatever it's called.
What's the goldfish called again?
Goldfish?
No, no, no.
Magikarp?
Yeah, Magikarp.
That's the one.
Yeah.
I played the shit out of these games.
I've forgotten some of the names now.
I'm a bit embarrassed. Yeah, you should be. I've probably forgotten Magikarp. I's the one I've played the shit out of these games I've forgotten some of the names now, I'm a bit embarrassed
Yeah, you should be
I reckon Gyarados
How do you pronounce that?
I like Gyarados
Yeah, I'm just trying to
Gyarados?
People think that Nintendo was based in Japan
No, no, no, Greek
So, I say
By future city with poison.
Yeah.
You're done.
Okay.
I will accept that.
I say, Blinky Bill.
Little koala man.
Fights with a stick.
He's got a bindle.
Wears overalls.
You know, he's crafty.
I'm so joking.
Each one of these looks pretty, you say, and that's how he'll win this, but you're just
describing his attire. I just think he's a resourceful guy. Yeah, yeah. Each one of these looks We need to say And that's how he'll win this But you're just describing His
His attire
I just think he's a resourceful guy
Yeah yeah
And he's also the only one
That's like
Sentient
That's kind of like having a human
Fight any of these guys
Alright what
I mean
For all of those
International listeners
Look it up
Blinky Bill
It's just a koala
With overalls
Yep
And that's all yeah
And a bindle
And a bindle
And a lot of good friends
And
Alright Ah yep That is important Okay so Geodude He's probably going to use The fighting alone overalls. Yep. And that's all, yeah. And a bindle. And a bindle. And a lot of good fronts. And, alright.
Ah, yep, that is important. Okay, so
Geodude. He's probably gonna use the fighting alone, so.
Yeah, exactly. I mean, look, I mean,
koalas are notoriously
lazy pieces of shit. Yes.
And stoned out of their mind
24-7. Uh-huh. Or maybe
23-7. Yeah. So, I feel
a cat, okay, Caterpie
is eating him. Yeah.
Metapod is eating him.
It's like the diet of a...
You might actually struggle to get him through the forest
because he's just got so much food. Metapod looks
kind of like a eucalyptus leaf.
Yeah, it does. So I think he's just
chomping out on Metapod. Hang on, hang on. Can I change it?
Can I change it? Can I change it?
Just let me change it.
Goofy. he's an adult man
goofy's like you know he's got a job yeah what's gonna happen when an adult man comes across a
giant rock snake yeah adult man is dying can goofy have a gun i mean does he have a bad weapon
against the rock snake yeah goofy never has a gun does he oh no bad weapon against a rock snake
yeah Goofy never has a gun does he
oh no and like Blinky Bill you could use
leaves which are super effective against
rocks but instead you went for a gun
so look you changed your choice
Blinky Bill would have at least made it to the third
gym Goofy's not making it past
the first one I'm amazed you think Blinky Bill
could fight a Geodude or an artist
just hit it with like leaves until it dies.
Yeah, that's true. Quarrelers aren't quite mean
when they get angry. Yeah, they're vicious.
So you starve him of
eucalyptus. You give him a stick with leaves on it.
You give him a stick with leaves on it.
Because then he's going to be withdrawing
hard. He's going to be jonesing.
He'll be fucking gracious. So like a feral
Blinky Bill. Yeah.
Blinky Bill after a couple of drinks. Yeah. On the rum. On the spice rum.eral Blinky Bill Yeah Blinky Bill after a couple of drinks
On the rum
Go Blinky Bill on the rum
So does he start
Blinky Bill
Blinky Bill is the first one
And then he goes Blinky Bill on the pierce
And then feral Blinky Bill
Is the final evolution
Well then he starts
It's just regular Blinky Bill But I guess after a bit. Well, then he starts as just regular Blinky Bill,
but I guess after a bit fighting in the Viridian Forest
or whatever the fuck, we got Blinky Bill on the pierce.
Yeah.
Blinky Bill on the pierce.
Especially because he's been sucking on the eucalyptus there,
hasn't he?
Yeah.
Geodudonics we take out with some leaves.
Yeah.
Star you, star me.
What do we think?
Still grass against water.
Is that good?
Yeah.
Yeah, grass against water is good. Plus? Yeah. Well, there you go.
Grass against water is good.
Plus, I feel like I've seen a koala eat a starfish before.
How?
Where and when?
Like, I'm just going to call bull.
I'm happy to swallow some of your bullshit, but no.
What?
When?
How?
When is a koala near an ocean enough to be foraging for starfish?
You've been two notoriously very not nimble creatures.
I mean, look, a starfish ain't going to be putting up much of a fight, I can imagine.
But I feel like the ocean is like the natural predator of a koala.
You know?
I feel once the koala falls in the ocean, the ocean gets it.
I don't think koalas can swim.
Koala, not a heavy swimmer.
You know?
Can a koala eat a fish?
No.
No.
No.
No.
They're herbivores.
They are herbivores, aren't they?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But look, he's a blinky bill on the pierce.
So he's loose. He doesn't know what's going on
He'll eat a starfish if that's what it comes to
I don't know if he'll eat it, but he might smack it with his bindle
Yeah, and if grass is good against water
And look, if he's on the rum
I think he might have sharpened that bindle
Exactly, so he's shanking the starfish
And I'm pretty sure that starfish
Aren't immune to a shanking
Yeah, so Vermilion City, Farrell Blinky
Bell, electricity.
That's a
fried koala. You know
that happens all the time in Australia because
a koala falls out of a tree onto like
electric power lines. Or
climbs a power line because it thinks it's a tree.
And tries to eat the power lines
because they think it's eucalyptus. If we can get me through Vermilion
City, I have Celadon City
because it's grass.
Can't get a positive.
What if you get lost
and you skip the third gym?
Yeah, all right.
That seems like something I'd do.
So he eats Yodish,
he eats the gloom,
he eats the Vioploon.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I don't know if this is relevant,
but I did learn this recently.
Koalas have three vaginas.
Oh.
How did you learn that?
How do you think I learned that?
By reading a book.
Now, someone told me it.
I was commenting on something else, and they said, yeah, you know,
wombats are all Australian animals.
All my super-
Three vaginas.
Every Australian.
Yeah, every Australian.
Does that mean we have three dicks?
Yes.
They actually have two- pronged penises
Oh
Like a snake's tongue
Yeah it's like a snake's tongue
Once more again
At least it's native animals this time
And we're not doing anything
What pronged penises
Are we back at that
It's just animal fucking
Comes up a lot
It's animal junk
And another one
Which I thought was interesting
Yeah
Yeah yeah go for it
Which you guys
Know this already
But a lot of animals
Have male animals
Have hooks on their penises
Yeah yeah yeah
That's kind of why
Our knobs shaped the way it is
To be a bit like a shovel
It was getting there
Yeah yeah
Now theirs is hooked
So that the person
Can't get away
Oh
Yeah like a fox
Yeah it's much darker than that.
It's like a cat with barbs.
Yeah, apparently.
There's a lot of hooks in their businesses.
You ever seen those foxes fucking and the dude fox is getting dragged along with the lady fox?
That might work in the animal kingdom.
I remember the situation where the guy's like, oh, shit, this is crazy.
I've got to get out of here.
And they're like, oh, no.
I'm stuck.
We're jammed together.
Fuck.
This is true love.
Fuchsia City. Poison. Koalas eat poison all the time. They do. Bl're jammed together. This is true love. Fuchsia City.
Poison.
Koalas eat poison all the time.
Blinky Bill's fine.
That's true.
Okay.
Blinky Bill and me.
Why did we let him get past?
He got lost and I'll allow it.
I skipped it intentionally because I knew I'd lose.
I fashioned my own fake badge
to get into all the other places
Saffron City, psychics
dead
oh, oh, oh
a koala
too cooked for psychic
they're gonna be like
I'm gonna try and get into your mind
they're gonna get cooked
he's like, croaky
croaky I don't remember how Blinky Bill sounded and they're just going to like, they're going to get cooked. Yeah, and I have this feeling. He's like, Crikey.
Crikey.
I don't remember how Blinky Bill sounded.
Oh, it's me, Blinky Bill.
Good day, it's Blinky Bill.
That's it. That's how it is.
Good day, it's Blinky Bill.
Think of like John Howard.
No, that was just an European doing it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like an Eastern European doing it.
Australian accent.
Good day, it's Blinky Bill.
Good day, everybody.
Blinky Bill.
Look at me, I am koala. Boinky, boinky, boinky, boinky. Hey, Good day. That's a boinkie bill. Good day, everybody. Look at me. I am koala.
Boinkie, boinkie, boinkie, boinkie.
Hey, good day.
So after I eat the psychics, one of which is a moth, by the way.
Delicious.
Now I get to Cinnabar Island and fire.
And we all know that-
Koalas do not feel well in bushfires.
They are a flammable beast.
There was a wonderful photo that went around
a few years ago of a fireman
giving a koala
a drink of water after it got dunked by
a bushfire. So I feel
bushfires not great
for a koala. It's because they soak up all the eucalyptus.
Yeah, and apparently they explode.
Really?
I learned this recently. I think it was from Handsome Tom.
Maybe you shut up a second?
Yeah, I think it was. Apparently because all the eucalyptus they eat Eucalyptus is very flammable
So when they eat a lot of it
And the bushfires come along they pop
Fuck yeah
There you go
So I guess I do well
Until I get to Cinnabar Island
And the eucalyptus explodes
And then Blaine the gym leader is like,
this fucking electric city gym leader,
this is fake.
He shouldn't have gone this far and
I myself am sent to jail.
Yeah.
Well, ideally I wanted a bear
because I like bears.
And, well, we've got
one or two options. We have one
which is like, I feel a stronger choice,
which is the big polar bear from His Dark Materials.
Okay.
What?
You know, Eric Bernstein.
Yeah, but it's not a, it looks like a polar bear,
but it's like a person.
It's got armor on.
That guy, he's a big, tough polar bear,
and I think he'd do really well.
So that's a smart choice.
Yeah.
So instead, Winnie the Pooh.
Dead by rocks. Winnie the Pooh. Dead by rocks.
Winnie the Pooh is not doing great.
He's so bumbly.
I think he might misdemean his way through a lot
of situations. I think he'll struggle to get through the first
forest. He might get lost.
You'll get just stuck eating all
the goo out of the cocoon.
He'll eat the goo out of the cocoon and be
poisoned and die. I just imagine you
being like
Winnie do you want
to come on an adventure
and he's like
maybe we'll stay
for a smackerel of honey
and he'll just stay
at your house
not leave
and then also
Winnie the Pooh
has on countless
occasions
gotten his head
stuck in a jar
this is not the
kind of fighting machine
and then you've also
got Pidgeys
in the first area,
and I can't imagine a bird would peck Winnie the Pooh's eyes out easy.
Yeah, Winnie the Pooh is running, screaming, holding his head,
like hands above his head, being like, oh, no.
Oh, my.
Leave me alone.
He's running, yeah.
He's little.
They could probably just pick him up and drop him.
He's made of fluff.
Oh, no.
So, like, he's not actually physically, like, he's not flesh and blood.
He's a toy.
He's a toy, yeah.
Which means he's made of fluff. You know what? What? He's not actually physically... He's not flesh and blood. He's a toy. He's a toy, yeah. But that means... He's made of fluff.
You know what?
What?
He's fine.
You get to the third gym,
they try to electrocute him.
He's fine.
He's grounded.
That's true.
So Geodude and Onyx, squished.
But he can't be squished
because he doesn't...
But he can be torn by rocks.
This is like, oh, this is just a big hug.
He can be torn by rocks. This is just a is just a big hug He can be torn by rocks
And then again wet fabric
He'll just sink to the bottom of the pool
Yeah yeah look water and rock
But if you pull a Jackson
And just thank your badges and go to Vermillion City
Electrocuted and fine
I mean he has no offensive capabilities
He's just got hugs
Lots and lots of hugs
Which can be powerful too
Love is powerful guys
So let's see you get through that
Can he fight Gross?
Yes
Break your phone
That's probably the one he's got the best chance against
At least he eats honey
Sorry that pause was Joel Zama dropping and breaking his phone
Oh you fucked that real bad. Was it anything
like that before? No.
What? Just then.
Just destroyed it. I've dropped
this on tiles. I have dropped this on
cement, but apparently... You need to take a picture
of that and post that and let people see that.
My desk... I mean, you could have
got the carpet phone, but you didn't.
I'm alright for a second. I'll just take it.
That is hilarious.
Yeah.
So, Victory Bell Vileplume Tangler.
Excuse me.
Take that from me.
Like, he just sold it through.
So, Victory Bell Vileplume Tangler.
These cunts.
How's Winnie the Pooh faring?
I mean, he might get eaten.
Yeah.
Vileplume is based off that meat-eating plant from the Amazon.
So, like...
The Venus flytrap.
Yeah.
Plus, look, even if you get through all of these ones,
like everyone else,
the moment you get to Cinnabar Island,
you catch fire and die.
And he's very flammable, yeah, yeah.
Why have we chosen flammable heroes, guys?
Like, especially Winnie the Pooh.
Most people are flammable.
We've chosen this moment of...
Most people are flammable. Most people are flammable.
Most things are flammable.
People give enough fire.
I mean, what animal isn't?
Good question.
I feel like there's got to be an animal that is made of rocks or something.
Like a salamander.
Yeah.
I'm thinking more.
I think I get it.
Oh, actually.
We need something which is just renowned for getting out of scrapes.
Yeah.
Like the Roadrunner.
Yeah.
A perfect one. Roadrunner would be a good one. Oh, Roadrunner perfect one roadrunner be a good one oh roadrunner let's explore roadrunner
let's explore roadrunner yeah speedy that's good he's gonna like run past every single
could be an issue because again no offensive capabilities against rocks yeah but the classic
roadhunter is everyone is hoisted by their own exactly and you know what roadrunner is everyone is hoisted by their own. Exactly. And you know what Roadrunner is really good at?
Making himself look delicious.
Yeah.
So everyone is just going to try and eat him,
and then he's going to just do something,
and they're going to get done.
See, I think if we can get past the first gym, that will work.
But then again, as Starmie and Staryu, they're not really sentient.
Yeah, that's true.
They are just like alive gems.
Yeah.
Yeah?
You might.
I mean, we say they're starfish, but I just think they're an alive gem.
Absolutely.
It's grown some limbs.
And then plus the psychic gems would fuck him, because then...
No, still, you keep forgetting.
The laws of physics do not apply to Roadrunner.
You paint a picture, it turns into reality that it runs through from then on.
Until you try to go through it.
And then it's a picture again, and you get killed by it.
Yeah.
Or a truck will come and hit you.
Who knows?
It will summon a train.
Roadrunner can summon trains.
Trains is a good offensive move.
But again, psychic Pokemon could probably just fuck up Roadrunner's brain.
Yeah, that's true.
But again, it would be like they would think they're doing it,
but then they're actually getting the other psychic Pokemon
and then turns around and psychics them back.
And then Piano falls on them.
I think if anything,
psychic's one of the ones that's got the most covered.
Ghosts?
Ghosts?
Are you just asking now about ghosts?
Are those ghost Pokemon?
I suspect that Roadrunner makes it to the Elite Four.
Yeah.
Until ghosts. Ghost. Until Ghosts.
Ghosts is one weekend.
Because trains, straight through a ghost.
Yeah.
Piano falls on a ghost, whatever.
Straight through a ghost.
Oh, this wall leads to this painting.
Have there ever been a crossover with any of the Looney Tunes and the Ghostbusters?
Not that I'm aware of.
I don't think so.
Yeah, you know what?
They're both written by Warner Brothers, so sure.
Like in the cartoons, something like that,
because it would not be outside the realm of possibility
for Roadrunner to summon one of the Ghostbusters, if not all.
I think that that is a little bit out of the realm of possibility,
but I'm happy to do some research real quick.
Everybody find out if you're Ghostbusters and Roadrunner have ever made house.
Don't even need them, because you've got Daffy Duck's Quackbusters.
Ah!
Wow.
Oh, that one time Bugs Bunny was an exorcist.
No, Daffy Duck again.
Daffy Duck's dealt with the supernatural quite often.
But you've picked Roadrunner, not Daffy Duck.
That's true.
But he could summon.
They don't really know each other.
You can't just bring mates.
Daffy Duck and Roadrunner
don't really hang out.
That's true.
That Daffy Duck,
Bugs Bunny,
Yosemite Sam,
all that shit's always happening.
Actually,
they're closer friends
with Wile E. Coyote.
That's true.
Speaking of,
with Wile E. Coyote,
how would he interfere?
Because I assume
he's still hunting.
Absolutely.
That's his eternal quest.
It doesn't matter because his impact makes so little effort
that you wouldn't even notice.
But if he's like Acme strapped to some kind of...
What are ghosts weak against?
Ghosts against other ghosts?
Psychics.
On psychics.
Yeah.
I think I can remember a vague cartoon of Wile E. Cody trying to bend a spoon.
Okay.
That's just a start.
But then, again, Wile E. Cody's not going to help.
He'd let the ghost win.
I know, but he'd be trying to...
Again, you don't...
You can't understand Roadrunner and Wile E. Cody.
Wile E. Cody's, yeah, he's going to try and eat the Roadrunner,
but in doing so, it's going to help him and set him free.
That's true.
That's a good point.
You've got somebody you're itching to get out, Doof, right?
I just want to hear it so you don't explode on air.
Okay, cool.
Like my phone.
An actual real-life firefighter.
All right.
Rock gyms, spray them with your hose.
They're cooked. Water gym, who cares? Hit them with your hose they're cooked
water Jim
who cares
hit him with your hose
or with an axe
use some fire
that you caught
from the last time
you put out a fire
whatever
electricity
you're wearing
rubber boots
yeah exactly
yeah
use his special move
his sex appeal
electricity Jim
he's doing the calendar move
you've got rubber boots
I've got rubber boots
I'm fine
Grass thing, use a fire that I caught before
That's how that works
Use some fire you picked up last
You were like, I'm just going to take some home
Firefighters are often fire starters as well
Because they like the glory and the rush
Anyway
Just drop it in, I like it Do some arson
Because you're gonna do it anyway
Poison Jim
You've got a gas mask on
Yeah I'm good
Because you
You don't want any smog
In your throat
And then you've got that axe
Yeah
I thought it was actually
The Cinnabar
I know psychic Jim
Yeah
He's just waiting
He's so excited
About Cinnabar Island
What about the psychic Jim?
You can see his face As he said Cinnabar.
I don't know if I'm a strong psychic.
Psychics.
But if you're quick with your axe.
No, no.
I agree.
I think a fire itself is a very high risk scenario.
You've got to be psychically strong.
That's true.
Absolutely.
Mentally tough.
You're going to see some,ally tough Mr Mime's like
Spooky shit
I've seen people on fire
You make that Mr Mime traumatised
Hit him with an axe
That Mr Mime's like
Mr Mime
Slam down the middle of the skull
Traumatise the psychics
Cinnabar Island
Put him out
Viridian City That's normal isn't it It's ground Dramatize the psychics. Cinnabar Island. Put him out. Put him out. Put him out.
Now he's got covered, yeah.
Viridian City.
That's normal, isn't it?
It's ground.
Rhyhorn.
Doug Trio.
Nidda Queen.
Nidda King.
Do you know what ground is weak against?
What?
Water.
Well, there you go.
Wet him up.
Wet him up.
Nidda King and Nidda Queen, though.
My... Yeah?
Hit him with the truck.
Hit him with the truck. Hit him with the truck Hit him with the truck
Hit him with the truck
You're like, just give me a second
And then you go
Just through the side of the gym in a truck
My name's Lance Barnstrom and I'm a fireman
And I'm gonna hit your Pokemon with a truck
Also
And like, you know, if you want
You also have your trusty Dalmatian
Yeah, absolutely
Send that out to eat the fucking Pokemon to kill the Doug Trejo.
Elite 4-1, Ice type.
Do you know what Ice is weak against?
Trucks.
Run over a seal.
You're good.
Won't even notice.
This is bad.
Branding issues here, though.
Fighting type.
You're strong with an axe.
Doesn't matter how many times they kick you
You stab them with an axe
Ghosts
The horrors of his mismates
It could be my friends
Coming back to haunt him
Yeah yeah yeah
What ghost is your downfall?
Ghost is my
The ghost of the past
That I've caused by
Shedding fires on purpose.
Wait, what if we make an elite team of emergency services?
If we chuck a cop and an ambulance driver in there as well,
does that fix things?
Ghosts, they're used to ghosts.
They are used to, yeah.
But also an ambulance would just use revive.
Bring it back to life.
Bring it back. Which then...
Hits him with an axe.
So you've got Ambo, Cop, and a fireman.
Are we going to throw in a doctor in there as well?
For good measure?
Yeah, a doctor and Ambo, it's a team.
Alright.
Yeah, good.
So you just revive the Gengar.
The Gengar's like, I'm a man again.
And the cop shoots him.
Yeah, the cop shoots him.
And he's a ghost and he's brought back again.
So we've got to leave them behind
because they're going to be taking care of that
as we keep moving.
It's like Harry Potter.
Dragon type Pokemon.
Gyarados, Dragonair, Aerodactyl and Dragonair.
Fire is safe.
It's against the fire in a part of that.
Like a truck into Gyarados.
Gyarados, that kills.
Sure.
An axe would probably kill a guy.
Gyarados is a big boy.
Yeah,
imagine cutting
down a tree,
but it's alive.
A police truck,
an ambulance,
and a fire truck
slamming into
a Gyarados.
Whoa,
what about
lifeguard helicopter
services?
We've got a
helicopter in the
mix.
Yeah,
the blades
turn upside
down.
It's a suicide
hit,
but,
uh,
Gyarados into
sushi.
Exactly.
And then Aerodactyl and Dragonite,
you can just chop to shit with an axe
and shoot with your pace.
Yeah.
We're losing all the members of the emergency services
as we go, but it's kind of beautiful.
And then you're at your champion.
You're at blue.
You're going to fight blue now.
I can put down a Pikachu.
Okay, well, Pidgeot.
That's just a big bird shot.
Bang. Or set on fire from fire just a big bird shot. Bang.
Or set on fire from fire you've kept for glory.
Alakazam, psychic.
You're like, I'm a tough fireman.
Hey, think of all these things.
I just think back to my journey to this.
Rhydon, hit with a truck.
That's fine.
Also, again again weak against water
the easiest one to kill
just letting you know now
executor
that's just a tree
fire
gun
axe
axe
oh cut down the tree
you can literally
chop it down
imagine
break those eggs
just send out a pokemon
and I'm just like
the guy you versus
just picks up an axe
and starts cutting it down
quit it stop it mister oh no and then you get a like, the guy you versus just picks up an axe and starts cutting it down. Quit it! Stop it!
Mister! Oh no! And then you get a
Gyarados. Same as before.
Same as before. And then, because it depends on who
We don't have the helicopter anymore.
Do you have like, maybe the SES service coming down?
Could we, can a Gyarados survive
for a long time? Oh wait, no, a Gyarados you just
fucking use, um, the
paramedics thing. Jaws of life?
No, no, Jaws of life. you were making the motion of a machine gun
dead done cooked and dead all right so now it comes down to the starters because
who you fight depends on who you chose at the beginning but we eschewed the whole thing to
instead choose a firefighter but then so what's the opposite of a fire it's him against the cop and i'm gonna cop in my team so what is it what else is that
what what is the opposite against a firefighter probably a bunch of entertainers like a clown
the opposite yeah the opposite of the fire the least the least essential services that's like
a comedian so an actor all right so a group All right, so a group of podcasters.
A group of podcasters, a clown and a mime
versus a firefighter, a cop, an SES, an ambulance driver.
Unfortunately, as we represent the bad group of that,
none of us are immune to bullets.
I'm not immune to getting axed in the brain.
Nor are clowns.
And mimes can mime a wall, but that doesn't mean a wall is actually there dead we might be in big trouble here guys i have a feeling we're all
killed with an axe or a piece or a piece i might try and get arrested instead yeah can we go to
jail and then joel ducha with the pokemon league pokemon champion me and my firefighter and cop
and ambo and ambo and ses service person you are the leader of the pokemon of the elite four first
person to ever beat the elite four without using a single pokemon but you're gonna say first person
to beat them with an axe. Both accurate. Probably true.
And on that note, I've been Joel, Pokemon champion and friend of the fireys.
I've been Jackson.
I've been Joel.
And I've been George.
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