Plumbing the Death Star - Which Fictional Child Would Be the Best to Step-Dad (Live)?

Episode Date: September 8, 2024

Recorded live at the Comedy Republic in Melbourne on August 22nd 2024, the boys dared to ask Which Fictional Child Would Be the Best to Step-Dad? Zammit is going to be a father soon and the other two will also be there so what better way to test their fathering mettle with their approach to fatherhood with fictional children? You need to ask yourself, who did it best (or the least worst) as general parenting, the birds and the bees, athletic prowess and how well we get on with other kid's dads are all taken into consideration when raising these children that are now under our care. Zammit is worred he won't be able to keep up with a man-cub, JD wants to be praised for looking after a reverso-boy and Jackson has to explain to a rat the dangers of stealing. It ain't easy being a step-dad but at least the courts will have premo evidence when Zammit's kid gets taken off him.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+If you’re in the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/ and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Comedy Department respectfully acknowledges the traditional custodians of the land. The Brabandari, Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation and their continuing connection to the land, storytelling and human craft. I got up here and I was immediately distracted by the box. Box. Let's address it straight away. Watching the box. 14 books. Whoa! That's huge.

No further questions. Yeah, fair enough. 14 books! Whoa! That's huge! No further questions? Hey everyone and welcome to a very special live edition of Flaming the Deathstone! That's much better. I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joe. And I'm really, really hopeful that you guys already knew that, otherwise this is going to be a surprising show for us. One thing to ask though is a comedy pop culture podcast which asks the most important questions of all. Ten years in.

Twelve. Like, which fictional child would be the best to stepdad? That's right. So you're a stepdad. Yeah, we're stepdadding now. We were thinking, so often we've spoken about, you know... Well, which character in fiction would make the best stepdad? But there's stepkids, aplenty.

Yeah. Um, what? I forgot about that for a second. Your big table makes me feel like I'm at the kids' table. It also makes me feel like you're having a nice dinner together. Just a little, like, creeper on a table. What a place. Enjoying your nuggets? Yeah.

Hey! Enjoying your nuggets? Yeah. The fact you don't have a drink to put your bets in on him. Yeah. Anyway. So like, we're very aware of how, you know, the passage of time. Jones Ammon is about to become an actual father in like this basic... And me and Jackson are definitely getting older.

And me and Jackson are definitely getting older. It's time to stop fucking around and know what the role in this situation we're actually playing is going to be. We're no longer stepkids, but in fact stepfuckers. Wow, that's beautiful. So we thought we'd each pick, as is tradition, we'd each pick a kid to stepdad. Zaman, do you want to go first? Yeah, I want to choose the little man cub himself, Mowgli. Oh, okay. Jungle.

Does this mean, because Mowgli's mom is a wolf. Correct. Is that your new wife? Are you moving into the den? Also, that's his real mom, and also that's the little ram. Oh, right. Okay. You don't have to come. And also he trips off to the man village at the end.

Okay. So yeah, and that's great that yes, he was raised by wolves. Yeah. Which means that he's died for a long time with wolf milk. So you know he's as powerful as a wolf. Yeah. And also good for a kid. He learns how to fight like a bear.

Not only is he powered by wolf milk, he can also fight like a bear, which I think is going to help him in the scrapes he gets. So I don't have to protect the kid, the kid's fine. Any kid who raises a wolf milk, take care of himself. Raised by wolves, he can fight like a bear, he's doing a good job. The last people raised by wolves started roams. That's a great point. Really good reference. A scholarly reference.

I'm clever. Took me a minute talking about the HBO series. I'm so sorry I didn't watch that. I don't think anyone did. Okay, so we're going to establish some categories here. These are the important elements of raising a child. First, the birds and the bees talk. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Alright, let's go through them in turn. Birds and the bees. Alright, very easy, right? Especially for a boy who's been raised by wolves. Because I'm clearly... Surely he's seen his wolf parents, like, bang.

Yeah. Well... Maybe he's been in the jungle, he's hanging out with orangutans. All of you have seen his wolf parents, like bang. Yeah, uh, well... They've been in the jungle, he's hanging out with orangutans, and they aren't shy. Yeah. So he's clearly gonna be like, What have they been doing?

He probably already has had a whole... Does it translate? Once again, I'm gonna shirk my responsibility like a good stepdad. So when Oakley comes to you and he's like, Hey, I've been having some crazy feelings. Are you? He're gonna be like, Just think about the fucking orangutans. Remember what they did? Don't come to me.

I think that talk needs to happen pretty soon, because I don't know if you remember the film or the animation on your hands, is like, he's about to go back to the jungle. She'll come on, who cares, whatever. He's gotten got by fire, the blue is there, and the Gary's like, Wait, sweet, let's get back to jungle

He gives a shit and then he just sees a girl. Okay He doesn't even say goodbye Yeah, that's puberty He's got an early puberty Early? Yeah Ah, it's the power of wolf milk He's not been early. Ah, it's the power of wolf milk. Yeah.

That also means you need to be really on top of that. Really on top of that? What's with mating rituals of wolves? They do that thing where they connect, I think, by knowing how they mate. How does it, like, say, one wolf has a crush on another wolf? I don't think there's crushes Hacks and there's alpha Has had some life experience of being raised by wolves You know that life experience of being hypnotized by a snake. Okay.

Um, and monkeying around with an orangutan. Yeah. So I'm just trying to think what his kind of vibe would be trying to teach. What's his base line? Well, all you have to think about that is worth pointing out that this means, to translate into real life, if Sam had found that boy that was lost in the woods or whatever and raised by wolves, he was like, I'm just gonna keep raising him like a wolf.

Even though he is a boy. The what? It's working. It's working. I don't want to lie. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Maybe you need to become more wolf-like. It's less about treating him as if he was a wolf. It's not what I'm doing.

I'm just being like, he's got some idea of what... He knows certain things. Is that translatable? I don't know. Let's roleplay it. Okay. Okay. Yes. He knows certain things. Is that translatable? Let's roleplay it. Okay. I saw an orangutan put its figure in another orangutan's bum.

What are we going to do about that, Dad? Just go on your dad. That's a good song. Step one. I'm going to try and light my tears because I'm wound up inside. I'm sorry, I'm just, you know, step one, I'm gonna try and light my tears cause I'm going up inside because I'm like, he called me dad, I'm connected, this is good for me. Um, alright son, he said yes, sweet. Okay, so, well see, when one orangutan loves another orangutan, um, then we'll all go. I'm just a guy sitting there,

I'm just like, interesting. I was just like walking through the jungle here, Hey dad, I just saw an orangutan put his finger in another orangutan's bum. I gotta see what's going on. Nothing in the talk is better than this. People like to this man. So when one orangutan loves another orangutan,

see they just want to do what men do, you know what I mean? Okay. They just want to do. And so when say, one individual loves another individual, Sure. Sometimes we like to show that affection by... Finger of the thumb. Well, yes.

Yes, yes. But sometimes we like to do it with touch. Oh fuck, you fucking... Stop it. But we're holding it to the thing in the thumb. So much stuff that it's... fucking rock. I'll bring it back, I'll bring it back.

So generally, when an individual likes an individual, we tend to do that by affection, by touch and those kind of things. And that's just an extension of that. But come see me, we just don't do that until we're like... When can I do that? How old are you?

To the ragged tank? Never. That's really good to know. He's nailing it. That's important license. You shouldn't talk to strange men like me in the jungle. Yeah, dude, don't talk to this guy. He's not the only one. I had an instant familiarity with this guy.

He's nailing it, my new dad. I think he's fucking another guy. Well, I have ten, I wouldn't know. I really hope that the first question about the birds and the bees isn't like, Daddy, what does it mean when one orangutan puts their thumb up another orangutan's bottom? Well, that's a lot of fun to see! I don't know how to deal with that. Oh yeah, you picked a guy that's been raised in the jungle. All you've seen is that and baby...

Okay, I'll try this. Okay, um, Dad, I saw... I'm still calling you Dad. Yeah, that's nice. I saw when two wolves backed up to each other. And the guy wolf put his penis... Yeah. Alright, okay, so you know how you are a man-cub.

I'll see how you get at this one. I am a man, yeah. You're a man-cub. You know how you have wolf-cub brothers? Right, yeah. So you were initially adopted, I love that I know so much about your history. You were originally adopted by wolves. I was.

And then, once you came into the man village you were adopted by me. So with your wolf brothers, so that is naturally what happens there is when a mummy wolf and a daddy wolf loves each other a lot, they might explain the affection to him if they were him from the river. So what do you think? Where are my wolf parents actually? And I think I've seen one before. Yeah, very much they'll have a wolf cub between their brothers and sisters. And when... Do I have new brothers and sisters or something? Um...

New brothers and sisters? This guy? Uh... No, I don't know him. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, not yet. Um... So... Maybe we'll go to the next one. Yeah. I don't hear, not yet. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Adults do and we will have that discussion when you're older, but I keep getting- For bonus! Okay... My school of 12 is...

I'm guessing you're in a loincloth. That's not gonna happen. Everyone's seen my photo. What I can think about is putting my finger in her eye. My sexuality has been completely changed by being raised by animals. Yeah! I can see that! Okay, we need to de-program you.

I thought this was gonna be easy. I did! Well, what was the second category? The second category, no we didn't announce it, but I think the second category, playing a game of catch. Oh, easy! Okay, this one you should nail if I mogli... Mogli? Mogli? Yeah. I got very confused, well, scared I said, um, like a mogwai? Mogwai? Oh yeah, gremlin? That's easy, don't get him wet. Oh, he calls me down and cry on him. Yeah. And he's smoking cigars in the cinema.

That's more gremlins are. That was just raising a kid in the 90s. Playing cat's very easy. He's athletic. He's athletic, he's a quick study. Good hand-eye coordination on the shoving. He's got good... Does he swing like Tarzan?

No, no, he gets caught by monkeys and they swing him. Maggie's hand-eye coordination's not so good. Yeah, but that's not on him. That's on the monkeys. as Yeah Yeah, he's got very good hand I Very people over and so like we win blue like you're bangs a tree and he gets like a banana there He tries it. They'd like straight away Okay, the next day. Okay, it was very quickly So I think he'd be really... Yeah, what are you worried about?

A ten year old boy like... uh... outshining me. Yeah, you're gonna get puffed and tired. It's also sick because like, with a stepdad that means you've entered into a relationship. Which means that he's gonna show you up in front of his mom. Who is a wolf? Which means that he's gonna show you up in front of his mom. Yeah. Who is a wolf? Yeah.

Oh, make him laugh. Why'd he try and catch stuff with his mouth? Ben, do you still love me wolf-like? Even though your son was way better at catching than me. Do you still love me? That's not good. I'm not. The wolf's not good.

Fuck. What happened to the damn wolf? Kara? He got sick. Akira! Akira! I thought you were saying, did the dad wolf get hit by a car? And you got into the relationship with him.

Sorry about that by the way, I have to get to the jungle so I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, I thought it would be nice because the kids are outdoorsy. I need to be fitter so they can encourage me. Do you think like- Well, you're a real life kid, guys. Has that motivated you to get more in shape? Yeah! Okay, well that's good. No, it's not!

Oh, okay. I'm old! I injure quickly! I wear a skipping rope on Monday, my feet hurt still! Is that rope debouncing? This is not. My arches are really sore! My arches are really sore too! Are you skipping? No!

I've just gotten progressively more and more sore over the last two weeks. Okay, caused by skipping, bad shoes. But these are the shoes I always wear. Yeah, but the- no watch, the points. You're an orthoticsman, dude. Yeah, I do need orthotics. I am scared hearing about that though, because we're not that much younger than Tammie. Yeah, I know.

We look out for our bodies less. But I'm not planning to that though, because we're not that much younger than Tammie. Yeah, I know. We look out for our bodies less. But I'm not planning to skip rope any time soon. No, that's true. I don't think I would get. You're kinda worried about that. Yeah, well... Because my BD is really not Coup de Montes. And you don't have to worry about that.

Well, that's what I'm saying. I went to a doctor today, actually. This isn't a joke. This is a real thing that happened. The blood test results? Killed it. Woah! Applause! I remember he was like, your vitamin D is a little low, but it's winter. And he looked at me and I was wearing a hoodie and a hat and pants.

He was like, especially because you're so very covered up. So I guess I've got to... Show a little skin! Go outside more, wearing less. covered up so I guess I've got a show a little skit go outside more wearing less yeah my blood rocks just against the wall that is awesome, congratulations I've never skipped rope to fucking ages you haven't skipped rope?

I've skipped rope you've not skipped rope okay third category. And this one I think is going to be pretty tricky. So, obviously, stepdad, you're coming into a family, and your kid's going to be making friends. And those friends that your kid's making

are going to have their own dads. And you're going to have to be friends with those dads. That's a very important part of having a child, being friends with your child's friends' parents. Yeah. Okay, so his friends... Is an ape?

Uh, no, I think a ribotang wants a secret file? Is he gonna be bringing that up at the PTA meeting? Damn it, great to see you! Hey, um, yeah... Everything I eat is raw! Yeah! Oh! Look out! Oh, what gives? It's good to see you though.

I'm just joking. I'd love to come around to a barbecue or a fire. Yeah. How's it going? How you doing there? I'm just playing. Great to see you. I just feel like give King Louis a lighter He's off with a heartache. He just wants to run off into the jungle and five minutes later it just catches him. He doesn't know, because I haven't shown him, he hasn't seen how a lighter works.

What is King Louis going to do? I would be scared. Smoking cigarettes. I love cigarettes. I don't know if He'd smoke cigarettes. He'd eat a lot of cigarettes. I think he'd eat it. He'd come to life. I think he'd eat it. What though, because he's seen you do it and he wants it.

That's true. He's smarter than an average man. King Louie is. That's true. But yeah, how is he? He's not friends with... No, he's not friends with... No, but he's not really friends with King Louie. More friends with, I guess, Baloo and Beguera.

They don't have dads. They are kinda his dad? Okay. So I guess, am I being friends with them? Yeah. If you want. You gotta speak. That would probably be your friend.

Yeah, because they're very protective. Well, that's all good. Why? Well, I mean... Yeah, cause I am a protective bear. Well that's not good. Why? Why could an overprotective bear be in his shimmy-daisy? Yeah, but he's a chew bear! He's got, yeah, pilot's license, which is... No he doesn't! No, no, yeah!

It's the bear necessities bear, it's the bear no worries bear. That's Balloon! Balloon gets his pilot license! He does get his pilot's license in tail no worries. That's Baloo. Baloo gets his pilot flight. He does get his pilot flight, it's in tailspin. Yeah. He hangs out with Chip and Dale or whatever. And that's the fly. Really? Yeah.

He's got his life ticket. Really? That's the same bet. It's the same bet. Because when we meet him in the jungle, look, he's basically a stoner. He's just like, whatever. Yeah. Shit, he's just like whatever, basically like a memories maker. Yeah, yeah, he's a chill, chill, chill, chill. But uh, he's a pilot now? He's a pilot, dude.

So now you've got a step kid who's straight- Yeah, I reckon I should get along with the Luke right. Well, you think? Because now you've got a step kid who's best friend is a pilot. I know. You're not stressed? No. What the fuck?

Why would you be the one who's stressful about the fuck? What's stressful about a pilot? What's stressful about a bear that's flying your kid around in a plane? That is a pilot! This means he's went to the school! Which means he's got a license! I'm not concerned! If I was a- I hope your wife isn't hearing this podcast. If my stepchild was friends with someone and they had their pilot license and they're

gonna be like, yeah, we just fly around. I'm like, oh really? Like, yeah, I'm a qualified pilot. I'm a qualified pilot. I'm a qualified pilot. I'm a qualified pilot. I'm a qualified pilot. I'm a qualified pilot.

I'm a qualified pilot. I'm a qualified pilot. I'm a qualified pilot. I'm a qualified pilot. I'm a qualified pilot. isn't hearing this podcast. If my stepchild was friends with someone and they had their pilot license and they're gonna be like yeah we just fly around. I'm really like yeah I'm a qualified pilot, here is my pilot license, these are the hours I've got. You know how to fucking fly a plane. I'm going. Let's do a real life example. Fast forward 15 and a half years. What? 15 and a half years. Your. You're... Your kid is 15. Yeah. They're like, hey dad. Yeah.

Awesome. Like, hey dad, uh... Yeah, I'm just getting a lift to school with my friend Johnny. He's in uh... He's in year 12, he's 18. He's got his motorcycle license. That is causing more concern than a fucking bear! Have you seen what planes can do?

But Johnny's 18, dude! How old is the moon? He's barely! He's also, his job is plane. And Johnny's job ain't bike! I would trust a bear with a plane more than a teenager with a bow. I would trust a bear with an IELTS license more than a plane that I would trust a genuine plane. I wouldn't trust a bear full stop.

I walk into a room... I think you put a bear... I walk into a room... I think you put a room of bears there. I'm not like, ah, chill. I'm like, oh no. Who the fuck is Bear? I'm open the wrong fucking door.

Somebody close the door on this bear? It's a small bear. It's not like a grizzly or a... I think I would trust a regular bear in a plane. Because, because, if you put a regular bear in like a lightening aircraft, he's not taking off. He's just like scared. And I'm just like, sucks to be the pilot I guess. He's gonna get the bear out of the plane, but it doesn't consume me. Okay. Yeah, also, I'm pretty sure, like, you know, a motorcycle would probably be more dangerous than a plane.

If you look at all the stats, I'm pretty sure that more people have died on motorbikes than they have in planes. He got me there. Just saying. Okay. I think drinking's probably more dangerous than driving. Here's a big example. Alright. I go, and I'm going overseas. I go into a plane. What is on my head? Anything I fucking want! Now, I'm meant to be riding a motorbike. What do I have to put on my head?

A helmet. Helmet. Yeah, why's that? Imagine going to a plane and seeing the captain of the plane. Never worry! Should I be worried? I got some upsetting news, please, sir. First of all, the type of plane the flares does require you to wear a helmet, and two, you DOES wear a helmet. I... okay, I'll have to...

I'm goggles, because it's an open play. Yeah, it's like, it's loose to the sky. Yeah, that's extra fucked up. Yeah. Just like one wrong turn kick. No. No. But that's why. Don't wear a seatbelt?

Who told him not to wear a seatbelt? Kids do fucked up shit. They do. I take the seatbelt off in an open door. Yeah. I'm ugly. He's like, he's a disobedient. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah, he's not the best there. Yeah, I reckon I'd get along with you. You've done not bad. It's fallen down in a couple of categories. Oh, really? categories like trying to... Catch isn't too bad except for your insecurities about a ten-year-old outshining you, but...

That's true, catch will give you. Yeah. So, uh, not bad. But I think you've gone too outrageous with the last of the Kidder of the Dock. So I'm gonna go for one that's, I think, easy. Okay. It's gonna seem confusing at first, but trust me, we'll get there together. I'll bear with you. Benjamin Button.

Suck. Old baby. I adopt him straight away. The same way it unfolds in the film and I go to everyone who saw the movie but then immediately forgot about it, he is left on a doorstep when he's a baby So you doorstep, knock on the door, you open it up, sick old baby Tonight's already awesome He's hiding something sick just after this

So if there's someone in the audience and maybe on the stage who's never saw Benjamin before My understanding is that he is born a fully grown man, and then he becomes a baby. Okay, so think about a regular baby to elderly transition. The transition where...the timeline we're all on. Okay, so I'm the way to describe it. You know I'm aging? Yeah, I'm aware. So, uh-huh. Mentally, he's aging

normal style. Yeah, I'm there. He's doing it normal style. As we all are. He's just like, raw dogging life, mentally. Stuck baby, dies all the year. So you don't remember being a babe, but you remember

yesterday and maybe hopefully today? Yeah, that's regular style. Yeah, okay, so he's got that job. Mentally, two are the same as us. Yeah, alright. Physically, switch style. Reverse. Reverso style.

So he's born little and the crap is. But mentally, baby. So it's still raising a... But he's not born old man... He's not born old man. He's born baby old man. Okay. He's the baby but he looks like an old man. Like a homunculus?

Yeah. And then he's going to age into we don't know what. He just leaves. So okay, little homunculus on your doorstep. You're like, yep. Well, cause he does sorta still vaguely resemble a baby. So I'm just like, well, rip the baby! Awesome, dude, it's like the pug of babies.

It's like they made a sharpie out of a new baby sweet. I'm not questioning this. Come in, little dude. Watching you trying to like bottle thing. What? It's just a baby. Yeah. You're right. Too much shit. You're right. It's a wrinkled baby.

So things are normal for a bit. Really? Okay. He's normal. Yeah, he's a wrinkled baby. Things will obviously take a turn. So he ages backwards. Oh yeah, he's a pretty good baby! He's a pretty good baby! Things will obviously take a turn. So he ages backwards, but the last, I would say, 10 to 15 years. So the first 10 to 15 years of his life, he ages pretty rapidly backwards.

So by the time he's 15, he's like an elderly man, but walking and normal and chill. So it's little Benjamin Button's fur, or Benjamin Doucher's fur. Ben Doucher! Ben Doucher! Nice! He has, he's a little bit younger, and he's either size of a... one year? Huh? What's your question?

How big is he? Oh, he's gotten bigger. So we've got a wrinkly baby, then the baby hits ten, we just got a wrinkly ten year old. I understand the one, but ten, I know. By the time he hits like ten, he will just resemble an old man. You think I sound like the elderly shrink? That happens to Benjamin Button, but in reverse. He grows.

I'm not saying he grows, but he grows right. I'm just wondering when you noticed. I pretty quickly noticed. Like is it day two? No, but I'd say it's probably week six. Man, what fuck. This makes me rock. It's turning into an old man. I guess he's coming into his skin. So basically...

There's a strange distinction now. What do you mean? What's wrong with you? He's coming into his skin. Have you guys looked at a regular baby before? Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. chill and like also like when you see someone raising a baby like that's that's lovely that's lovely relatively normal yeah that's what I say hey that's relatively normal

you see someone caring for decrypting old men? Oh! What an angel man! Oh, that's true, I say, Aces. You must be very good for us. I am. I'm like an angel. I wanna go that far. Thank you. I am an angel, you're right. So, at least is it six weeks? Well, maybe a little bit longer.

But if I see you, so I look at, say you have Benjamin Dusha, Ben Dusha. Yeah, yeah, yeah, in a pram. Yeah. And I look at that. No, no, no, no, no. So pram is just gonna look like a fucked up thing. Yeah. Watch my-

Stay in the wheelchair, stay in the wheelchair. How quickly is it getting out of a pram? Well, Benjamin Button in the movie, Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and fuck, what a curious case. What a curious case! What are you feeding him? Milk! It's a bacon! It's a bacon!

You've been a formula for how long? Till it's... Man! It's not an old man! It's a very old man! In Christian's family pork? He shouldn't be eyeballing it! I'll follow the same steps

that a regular parent does. Be like, hey, take a look at whatever we're changing to solid C's. A re-appointment. What do you expect when you're expecting that little homunculus? It's just a guy now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So again, you're also letting... So basically, Ben Button. Born little and wrinkly and not great to look at.

Then as he grows up a little bit, he's still very elderly. So he requires a wheelchair. And then as he gets older, he gets stronger, like a baby. But then he evolves from... He moves on from wheelchair to crutches and then to this walking goal. Walking goal, yeah. So I think once he's in the wheelchair is when I get the people being like, wow. So he's in the wheelchair at like, what, six?

Maybe a little bit younger. Okay, so five? And I see you and I'm like, wow, look at that man over there, what an angel. Looking after that old man. And then I see you pull out a bottle. Are you bottle feeding a five-year-old? If I see you with a five-year-old in the crib and I see you pull out a bottle, I'm like, oh, no, there's free candy. What's your parenting style? Are you guys being like, uh, quiet parenting or anything like that. Like, hey, I'm a... I think why would you be quiet? Why would you say the old man has a tantrum?

Like, disciplined? I'm like, what is... What? Another situation. I'll be little Ben Dusha. I'll be the age of, I guess, five. But I'll be, I don't know, like an old bear looking... And I'll be an interested bystander. I think you do. Me dance? What, like an old man looking? And I'd be an interested bystander. I'd just be like,

Honey, me dance? Dad, dance? I wanna dance, dad. Dance! I dance! I dance! Me dance! You're fine!

I think that old man wants to dance. I'm trying to to a ballroom. I'm so sorry about my old man. I apologize though. You're not apologizing. Your angel status is the whole career. Okay, I won't apologize. He remembers the wars. He wants to get back to the ballrooms in the 40s.

Why did he call you Dado? Dado dance! Dado! Daddy please! I'm hungry now. Daddy! That's okay. We'll get you to the bathroom.

That's normal for elderly as well. Elderly, walk the shit away! That's normal for an elderly as well. You don't have to tell me. You don't have to keep You don't have to keep You don't have to keep justifying your old beard. I just want you to know that I got a good I just want you to know that I got a good and normal one. What do you think to you adopting Benjamin Button? Cause like you're getting him

as a baby and you just accept him with like You accept him straight away. Which is very impressive. I would've called him a doctor because I'd want to have him. What Which is very impressive. I would've gone to the doctor, because my body happened. What's up? Well yeah, I would probably... If someone dropped a baby on my doorstep, I would also probably go to the doctor. There it is.

The doctor's like, Oh, he's just doing an old man's stuff. He's just eating a Benjamin Button style, dude. I'm like, oh. Okay, he's like, It's just an old baby. He's raised like an old baby, but he's gonna look old for a bit,

then he'll grow into normal. Alright, let's do birds in the beets. What age are you getting? Well, Benjamin Button is just a regular kid mentally. Yeah. I don't know, 10, 12? Is he a kid? Is he got a question from the audience?

Does he start with pubes? Yeah. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He will be doing puberty backwards. Yeah. I'm not getting bonus. He's doing purity. Oh yeah. You go from alt-man no erection. Yeah. It's like my balls are coming closer to my body. That's not fair. I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. You gotta explain like... You go from old man no erection Yeah

It's like my balls are coming closer to my body That's my husband You're going more luscious with the dead I'm still bangly and loose They're becoming torn and they're beautiful Smooth! Smooth dad, I've got beautiful nuts I'm a top kid

What the fuck? Are they getting like an erection for the first time? I've got beautiful nuts! I'm talking! Are they getting an erection for the first time? Or age? Age? They're really not... What does that do? It's interesting because he's not going from no boner to boner. He's going from old man... He's getting a 50 year old's boner. You know what I mean?

Mentally he's 13 getting a 50 year old bodo. You know what I mean? Like mentally he's 13 getting a 50 year olds bodo. That's a puzzle, dude. That's complicated. And it's like maybe he has like... Does he have like... Hot to be with you? There's a lot going on there. He's actually going to have a really gradual puberty, I guess.

I see, instead of hitting all at once, it'll just slowly come back to him. You actually, you're probably gonna be... But you're gonna be getting... browner? You're kinda lucky, cause you'll be in, you know, maybe you'll be in a wheelchair, old man Dusha, and your adult son will come to you and be like, I'm getting crazy boners all the time. Dad, at the tender age of 55, I'm going through puberty. Backward.

I'm sorry, so you're gonna lose that soon. I'm just gonna be like the most virile that's ever been at 70. Yeah. Whoa, that's awesome. But mentally still 70. Yeah, yeah. Look out for retirement.

My son is going to do some damage. He'll also be in the prime of his life. Yeah. Mentally he will. Yeah. Anything that affects the brain, like a dementia or something, will still affect him.

But he'll look young. You've got a complicated thing to explain. I don't know if it'll do well to the person in the piece. I think okay, I'll catch, uh, not so... I guess you could just kind of roll it to him. Don't bend over, don't bend over, it's fine. Does Benjamin Button have good healing? What? His old man bones, right, but then they get better with his age.

So what happens there? I think that if he was to break bones, he'd still be an old man with broken bones. Yeah, but then when he gets younger, well older. His bones get better over time. Yeah. He starts with bad bones, and then he gets good bones. Yeah. So then if he breaks a bone... Yeah, he starts with bad bones. Yeah, yeah, and then he gets good bones. Yeah Yeah, you throw like a very soft ball at him yeah

Watching movies I'm watching people play catch on the TV. Yeah, one day. What do you mean a bubble, dude? Catch channel. I'm facing like a bubble, I feel. I'll give it a bit. I think he's fine. You're probably- He's more aged physically. Let me tell you, if it's anything that's older than 38, wrong. That's worrying. Yeah, dude. I think you're gonna struggle to play catch with him, but that's okay.

I mean, like, that's not anything, that's not your fault. Yeah. And now, yeah, you friends with his friends' dads? Well, unfortunately, I don't think he's got friends. What a sad little boy. Why doesn't he have friends? He's not friends. He's not friends. He's not friends if you're a friend. I'm not keeping him from friends. I just don't know if he'll get them. You're calling him in school?

Yeah, he's your discloser. He'll meet some other kids? Dude, you know that people sometimes go from school and don't make friends? Yeah. Well, okay, let's roleplay it. I'll be Benjamin Button. Hey Dad, I came back from school. No one likes me. I'm too wrinkly. I'm not a kid anymore. I'll be Benjamin Button. Hey dad, I came back from school, no one likes me. I'm too wrinkly.

That's okay, son. One day you'll be so smooth. I don't think I'm that bad. I'm gonna go to work now. You work at night shift. I work for five minutes, I see my dad. I walk in for a second. I love absentee stiff ass. Alright, well talk later, goodbye. You never want to answer any questions. I go, what? That looks crazy out.

Yep, yep, yep. That looks crazy out! Yup yup yup Dad why am I like this? Well looks like it's time to go I gotta head out for the evening I guess yeah what age do you tell Benjamin Dusha that he's aging in reverse? Whatever he's old enough to grasp What age is that?

I'll tell you what I don't know what it is, 80 ang 25? 25! What age is that? I'll tell you what, I don't know what age is 88. 25? 25! That's... It's like that's too late, but I don't know what would be the better... Well maybe you do it like this, you know, what do you...

Maybe you say, you got a condition, you're very sick. And then when he turns like 13, 14, you say, hey surprise! It's actually going to get better! It's actually gonna get better! Yep! That's a good point! You're actually gonna do the opposite of a new old one. Actually, what does the older brand dresser do in Robert Williams and Jack? I don't know, dude. I think she just flat out told Jack,

Hey, you're gonna grow old and die soon. Yeah, but Benjamin Button, so Benjamin Dushak gets the opposite mood. The opposite. Hey, you're gonna get stronger, and mentally weaker. The opposite mood. Hey, you're gonna get stronger. Mentally weaker. I guess you'd probably just tell in the moment that he transitions from wheelchair to crutches. Which is something that happens in the movie. So yeah, I think I've got a great son.

And he's regularly, but he's good. Does his brain come wrinkled like an old good composite? Or is it a baby? No, he's got an old man's skull with a smooth baby's brain. But then you have a smooth baby's skull with an old man's brain. Which is bigger than a baby's brain. And the baby's skull is soft. Hey, question about brains.

Do we have...are our brains the same size the whole time? No. Not at all. You. Surely not. But now I don't know. the whole time. No. Not you. Surely no. I don't know. Okay, Paul, you were about to be a dad. Think of a baby.

Yeah, but I wasn't sure it was like the kind of thing where it's like basically- Think of a baby's head! Think of a brain currently? That's scum? How do you know? That's scum? I know, that's why I ask. I'm just trying to learn every day. That's why I'm so happy.

I only keep the green. Mitch Whitehouse doesn't have the no stupid questions. Only stupid questions. Anyway, I... Look, I think I've nailed it. But Jackson, who are you raising? I think that the... and I think this would be so easy. I am.

Famous mouse, Stuart Little. Woo! Congratulations. I'm going to send off an agency. I say, give me the fucking mouse. I want that one! Are you sure you want the human child? I'm going to fuck up and take your rat. The rat is going to die in four years. Are you sure you want like a human-type? SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TAKING A RAT!

The rat is gonna die in four years. I'm saying that when I'm signing here and I'm thinking, God, I hope they have some rats in there. I might get a rat baby out of this. He's cute little in his jeans. He's starting to wear pants. So sorry, Jackson. We don't have a rat. We don't have a mouse, though. I think this is a rat. Actually, he's got an attitude like a rat.

He does. He is a rat. Actually, he is a rat. He's like, I know he looks like, he said maybe this thing's a mouse. He's a very soft looking man. He's like, it's a rat, right? He's tall, like a rat. Yeah, he is tall like a rat.

He's got arms and legs like a rat. He's a soft rat. If he's a rat, you think of, you know, like... If they pulled him a mouse, the boy would say... Do you want to take the mouse? The rat I'll take, yeah. Think of a rat. That's not a good thing.

That's a fucking rat! You're a candy car! You're a Gendikon! Okay. Christ's sake. Alright, so you take a break. You're not the rat. You're not the rat. I thought a mouse was a rat.

Just at least not a lot of mouse-like features. I think a rat I think kind of dirty, a bit more rugged around the edge. You think it's around the mouse and a rat is that's cleanliness? Cleanliness like the edge. A rat is more on the edge than a mouse. Stuart Little doesn't have an edge. I'll agree. But in time he will. I think a rat will develop.

I think about the radicals or whatever, the ferals. Yeah. Raddus P. Raddus P. Yeah, I think of that. Yeah Radikas or whatever the feral's Yeah, Rad- Rad- Rad- Rad- Rad- Radikas Radikas, yeah, I think of that Yeah, you're a rat I get it, Stuart Little I have no idea But if Stuart Little's a mouse, dude, I'll eat my hat, okay?

He's a fucking rat I don't have my bird on me, and your hat is safe But, uh, I'm gonna walk through them straight away I'm hoping that someone right now is, like, quickly goony Okay, let's go And he's yelling out for the rat or mouse Also, I'm gonna look it up for the movie But I'm pretty sure in the book,

the human mom gives birth to him like normal. Don't tell me that's not it. Yeah. No. No, no, no, no. That is true. I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

See, Stuart was actually a little boy. He was a little mouse. Yeah. In this situation, we're going smooth as hell. So guys, just for the recording, just let me double check. It's a mouse joke. Stuart, yes! Yes, that's a mouth job. Yes!

Stuart Adol in the book is the brunt of a human woman's pussy. Correct. That's not good. They might say he's a mouse with a male cheek to orangutan's finger. Now we're here. Is there any thought? No, because he's a rat! He can say what the fuck he likes in the book, dude.

Come on, raise him like a rat! Come on, raise him like a little boy! He's clearly a very special rat. He's got pants and a t-shirt on too. And cocks. Chucks! He's like... Well, I'm assuming it's doll clothes. I mean, that's what I'm gonna put him in.

How cheap! That's what I'm thinking. And he'll get my block of cheese and he's happy. Or whatever. Well, that makes it sense. I'll read a book. Well, here's the problem. We are raising human children. Even though mine's old. Yeah. It's a human.

On the inside, still baby. Yours? Still rat. Rat. How do you raise a rat? Well I raise him, like I said, he's a rat, sure, but he's clearly a little boy. He behaves like a little boy. So you've given him a full block of cheese. Something I would do to my human body. Do you think I'm gonna take it off a rat trap?

Dude, don't go there. There are some rats in the house I don't like. I know you're gonna warn me though, don't you? It's gonna be bad do it. Are you gonna warn me though about this? It's gonna be bad for you. It will kill you. I'll do that. I don't know about this. Aw, waking up in the night here, like a thunk. I hope you're ready to do it. I hope you're ready to do it.

Do it! Your lives! I think I'm all fucked up with Stuart Little lying about his hearing. Yeah! I don't know. He's clearly a different kind of rat, Stuart. Don't worry about it. I don't know if I was raised in a house where they were like, Hey, you're different from other children. Please ignore these dead children. Please ignore these dead children. Oh, actually, to be fair, it'll be like, hey, you're different from other people. Please ignore these dead paddles. And traps.

Oh, I've been talking about that. What else? Yeah, like, if a baby's raised in, like, a soul house, you know? The baby's raised in like a saw house, you know what I mean? The baby's raised in a saw house, I guess. Well, somebody's gotta explain that to Stuart at some point. That's gonna be part of raising him. People want you dead. Like, hey man, I know it's cheese you gotta pay to Levi's, like, sick.

Hey, Dad. Yeah, what's up? Yeah, um, so I've noticed that the cheese you give me is, is in this like, like, contraption. What's that about? The contraption? Oh, okay. So you know how you're a rat? Yeah, you can tell from the cover. I'm not always your son, but that's fine. You are my son too. You're just my son the rat. Yeah. Anyway. Uh, thanks, Uncle Jackson.

Uncle Jackson? Jesus Christ, kid. I'm doing? Take a look. Did you raise a rat as a son? I'm raising a rat. Did your rat just call you uncle? Yeah, he keeps calling me a rat. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Come in, come in! You wanna see what I'm doing? Take a look! Did you raise a rat as your son? Did your rat just call you uncle? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He keeps calling me a rat. Are you a rat? He is a rat. Dude, your rat's a mouse. He can do anything. How old are you? Rat age. I thought there was a rat live full. Not long.

Longer than Liam. He's a special rat. Anyway, I'd say hey Stuart. So you're obviously wearing jeans and jeans and stuff. That's sick. Some rats out there, they come into people's kitchens, they steal food,

and some people, not me, I'm just sorry I'm not eating the rats. Or I may try to get rid of all the rats in my house. Some people, not me, they don't want you eating their food. And some people do this humane thing where they push you outside or whatever, but typically the rats come back inside. Some people just do like a mouse trap. Some people hide in other people's house? Well you can, cause you're, like I say, you're different. So I can go into other people's houses and eat their food. No. I'd say don't do that, unless you're invited over, that's cool.

Okay. If you've got like friends that are human beings and they watch you in their house. Alright, we don't have much time left. Let's get to the... Okay, birds and the bees. I say, I don't know how rats have sex. Alright, we've got a lot of brave people in the audience Googling things to know about. I noticed no one's Googling.

I say, they just do it like, regularly. Just do it like, like, Just do it like a joke. What's regular? Like, like, like, focus, Kyle. Like, Brad is Brad. But Brad's not missionary. We've got gestures of what I can only do. People mime in that fucking in the audience.

Fuck like us. You put your hands together and you start throwing crap. I think that's possibly the only podcast you have, instead of claps, people m gonna do that. I'm gonna make it out to possibly the only podcast you have instead of claps. People miming rats. Also, if you do a live show, it's like, how do rats fuck? RATS FUCK LIKE YOU! LIKE YOU! Rats don't fuck like me.

I fuck like a man. Like a bee. I'm human being. That's a dude with rat style. Doesn't matter. I say, it's... Hey, old Wade, someone's yelling. There is... Dendal sniffing. That's what I do!

That's what I do! I say, sniffed it in a... Yeah! Crop of hair. Might as well have a whiff. Good. I say, Stu Little, hey, I'm not a rat. Go on the internet. You don't want them looking at you.

Fail. Fail. Stu Little have gigantic rat balls? Yeah. Well, no. He's a mouse, so no. Okay, well. But then you disappoint him. What are you doing? Are you sick? You're watching the 2001 film The One.

It's starring Jet Li, in which a rat with huge nuts blows up. And you're watching that and you're looking at your son and you're like, Where is he? I don't know if you can say anything. He's like... Should I take you to the vet? And he's like, Can you please not watch a movie where a rat explodes? Plus, Billy dogs. Okay, catch is gonna be He's a little ball

Little ball, like gonna flip it up Okay, I was gonna say, you did go to that really quickly Cause I imagine you just throw up You got a tiny ball, and he's standing there, I don't know, like a little ball And he's like, like gonna flick it up. Okay, I was gonna say, you did go to that really quickly, because I imagine you just throw- You get a tiny ball, and he's standing there, and you're like, look, yeah, I'm gonna throw a ball

in the cradle. I can't throw a ball bearing that hard. You flick it. I think if I flick it, it's gonna hurt. That's what I mean. That's why I pinch it between my thumb and my finger. And I do a little bit. Bit. Yeah. I shoot, just gradually make a little indent between my thumb and my finger. And I do a little bit. And then, then, then.

And then, I just gradually do a little ratchet. Is that boring for him, though? Because Catch is satisfying. People don't talk about that at all. Catch is satisfying as hell, dude. Did you guys play Catch recently? Get out there and do it, dude. I want to see people take it to the streets after this show. And play Catch.

Catch is bad. And they'll be like, Plotting the Death Star was right. Catch is bad. And they'll be like, plumbing the nest that was right. But catch is good. Well, I mean, what can I do to make it satisfying for him? Well, it's tricky. Because I feel like if he was like... He's going to be like, well, this isn't fun to catch. There's no thwk. Well, if I give you the thwk, you'll die.

Yeah. I think a ping pong ball. A ping pong ball? Yeah. It's light. It's light and you can flick it and then it's like it might, he can get the kind of jolt but you can grab it. It's as big as his fucking head.

Yeah, it's exciting but it's light. It's like we're playing volleyball. Yeah. Or beach ball. Yeah. Except bigger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. David has played football before.

Yeah. And how did that go for him? It went for the audience. What? I thought it was a cover of She Were Little Two. Was it She Were Little Two. And for the audience? I'd put the cover of Sew a Little Do. Because if she had a slave on her sock, the ball... I don't want to do that to my son. But if she a little came to me and he's like,

Dad, I want to play soccer. I'd be like, Kid, be it on your hat. I'd love to have a good son. Well, I mean, you know, I wanted to feel like a normal kid. Uh-huh. And that means, okay, hey dad, I wanna go play soccer, and you're like, beat on your head. Well, you gotta understand your rights, dude. You could be a little bit more gentle.

Don't play rat sports. Would you let him play with other rats? I think I'm more concerned about him playing with other rats than other people. Well that's no good. Because I'm scared the other rats will like, tear him apart. Like, you might get bullied by the other children, but the rats are rats. The rats will be like, nice pants, I'm gonna eat you. Or they'll be like, wrong, something's wrong about this.

Must destroy. He's a different kind of rat. Yeah, so sex ed, big cross, catch, big cross. Okay, so if you have said that Stuart Little you're not gonna let make friends with other rats. Yeah. So this next question you've kind of built into protection. I mean, does Stuart Little have the same problem as Ben Button? Yeah. Of what friends? Well, I think he has some friends in the movies. Kinda sock a thing.

He's got an older brother who hates him. Yes. And a cat who hates him. Yes. Yeah, but his older brother's dad is you. His older brother's dad is... It's also Hugh Laurie. He always has to go to work all the time.

Well let's imagine a world where he has some rap friends and I've got to hang out with some rats. That's not so hard. Okay, I'll be the rat. Okay. Eek eek. Well I thought you were like man rats. Why is Stuart like friends with regular rats? I fucked his dick.

You fucked his dick up. I made this kid so confused he befriended an animal. I thought, to be honest, I think we all fucked up the kids. I think we did bad. I think we did terrible. But one of us has to have done the best. I don't know. I we can all come in cool the thing is that yeah sure all of these children get taken off us yeah maybe someone's kid gets taken off them the least

should we do the thing we do something yeah I heard a groan we're about to make you clap once. In a second. I'm in my hand and it nicks it. Alright, so rather than a round of applause and I'll start to gauge how loud claps are or whatever, you'll get one clap. Okay, one single clap.

And that will show your approval for our choices today. So we're gonna just do a quick demo, because people will inevitably fuck this up. People will probably think it wouldn't be that easy, it wouldn't be that easy, but he'd be surprised. Okay, three. And it is also worth noting that even though you feel like you're sitting in darkness, guess what? I can fucking see you. You think you're safe, if you fuck this up, we will see.

Someone over there just moved. They can't see? I can see you all. 3, 2, 1, clap. 3, 2, 1, clap. Thank you, well done, good job. That's how you're really extremely clean. So what we're gonna do is we'll be like, Alright, do you think the Joel Salmon place is the kid the best?

3, 2, 1, and then clap. If you think that's the kid. No, no, it, and then clap. If you think that's a good idea. No, stop, stop, stop. That's nice to see. You only get to work once, and if you are worried that someone gets no claps, just write it out, let them know. That would be way funny. Good, it's a nice confirmation we did a bad job. So let's start with the last one. Stuart Little. Jackson, Raisin, Stuart Little.

Three, two, one. Stuart Little. Jackson Raisin. Stuart Little. 3, 2, 1. Alright. That's pretty bad. Not the worst. Not the worst. It wasn't silence. Alright. Jake Deer with Benjamin Andousha.

3, 2, 1. Loud as a goose! And now for maybe second or third place. Um... 3, 2, you wanna make a... Three, two, one. (*clap*) Woah!

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That is a rat. What are you talking about? They're much just like tearing up like jungle to jungle style. Like, get you the jungle, watch the city, but all the city. Yeah, the city's just a concrete jungle. Whoa. That's true. That's really made me think. Well, on that note, I've been Joe. I've been Jackson.

And this has been Putot In The North, Alive! We probably should have stood up and walked upstairs without him. But we're still sitting here so we're not going to awkwardly walk off. But before that, thank you all for coming. Thank you all for coming to public. Thank you Luke on the desk over there. Thank you. I was going to say it was going to be in the UK,

but you're not. You're here. So do. Whatever. Have a good night. And, have a good dinner. Yes, it did!