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So, hello again and welcome to another episode of Quick Question with Soren and Daniel, the
podcast where comedy writing professionals ask each other questions and give each other
answers in ways that many are describing as peak bestie.
I am one half of that podcast, staff writer for Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, author
of How to Fight Presidents, and host of the podcast Dead Presidents, available on Citra
Premium, Daniel O'Brien, joined as always by my co-host, Mr. Soren Bui.
Soren, say hello.
Hey, everybody.
I'm Soren Bui.
I work for the show called American Dad as a writer, and I've got-host, Mr. Soren Bui. Soren, say hello. Hey, everybody. I'm Soren Bui. I work for
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Do you want to list them right now or should we do plugs at the end, right?
Yeah, we'll do plugs at the end.
Now give me time to make up the names.
Yeah, you'll have plenty of time to come up with podcasts.
You're doing another podcast?
plenty of time to come up with podcasts you're doing another podcast no i did another podcast um for a network called uh howl.fm a number of years ago and i i just recently was like oh i
should probably i should uh see if that still exists anywhere in the world and howl.fm does
not exist anymore the podcast lives on stitcher um five
episodes one day i i it might be wise for me to invest in securing the rights to a podcast that
carries my name uh features exclusively my writing and research and voice and uh includes guests that were 100% people in my phone that I got.
Yeah.
Is this the podcast that I did a pilot with you for?
That's right.
Oh, that was so much fun.
Yeah, it was out of my hands.
And we'll never see the light of day.
No.
That was a great episode that no one will ever, ever hear.
It was, yeah.
I didn't realize it was going to be an episode that we didn't...
I think there was...
Our producer let us know that we might never air that episode
and it might be a test episode,
but I thought once our shared charisma is found and felt,
there's no way this is going to end up on the shelf.
And then it just was.
You were bumped by Hannah Hart.
Yeah, well, that's fair i don't i think that probably the p the higher-ups knew that i wasn't quite a get because other
people on that show included like the lead singer fallout boy and hannah hart famously of the
internet yeah and a bunch of very famous people that you have had for whatever reason bumped into in your life and uh that's fair that's fair that that old soren sit up on the shelf and collect dust yeah
but you know i could tell there was something there so we started this whole podcast that
that that no one can shelf no matter how fucking hard we try
we're gonna get into this you really do this one's gonna be uh a little bit different i
have just like a uh definitely a quick update because as devotees dob's devotees will uh recall
that i talked about doing a race on this show did i ever talk about that yeah you did will yeah will devotees remember that
uh and that race uh was last saturday well you should explain it's not this is a foot race
that's a foot race yeah yeah uh and how far was it 5k it was just a 5k yeah it was just something
that i i saw there was one near me on my home turf. And so I signed up for it
because I wanted something to train for.
And this got me out of just like running for running sake,
which I still love and still miss while I was training,
but like do really focused speed training
and try to beat my, like a mental barrier that I had.
Cause I didn't, I wasn't really keeping track
of what my personal record was before,
but over training, I was like,
okay, the thing that I want to do is beat 24 minutes.
And Sorin...
Yeah.
I did.
What was your time?
23 minutes and 37 seconds.
You blew it out of the water.
I did.
And here's a trick that I want to impart to all of our listeners
for what I think was incredibly helpful for me to do this
because my older brother David ran a 5k like a month and a half before I did and destroyed my
record but also had like in his head he wanted to do around 24-23 minutes so he created a Spotify
playlist that was exactly as long as like, as too long would
be.
In my case, it was 24 minutes.
And he used that when he was training and he used that to know like when he's in the
race, okay, it's the last song in my playlist that tells me if I got this or not.
And I thought that was super helpful for training.
And I was really excited to build an exactly 24-minute playlist.
And I wanted to share it with you and our listeners.
And I also wanted to, I told you in advance,
to make your own 24-minute playlist.
So this is a playlist that if your goal is to run very fast in 24 minutes
or less than 24 minutes, what is your pump-up playlist?
Yes.
Have I done...
I put a staggering amount of thought into it.
Is that explanation long enough?
Yeah.
No, I think that's exactly as long as it needed to be.
You have to explain that in the same way that...
What's that?
Driver Baby.
What's that movie?
Baby Driver?
Yeah, there was a 50-50 shot of getting that right.
In that movie baby driver uh
that in the same way that he has a songs that are specific to the amount of time that somebody's
going to spend in doing a bank heist this is a really great idea for this song this
this group of songs should take you the exact amount of time to do your run and you know
hopefully it's the type of music that will make you run faster yes it serves both of those purposes and uh the the third purpose itself is or serves is if you
if you fail then you have to finish the race in total silence like that's the the last insult is
if i went over 24 minutes which was always a possibility if i went over it then then i just
have to sit there being wrong and and like left with nothing but my thoughts about my wrongness.
So, so let's see your, your splits, uh, seven 34, something like that.
Let me, let me, let me pull them up. Do you want to vamp while I pull them up on my app?
Yeah. So I, I was very excited to do this, by the way, I spent way too much time doing this
particular homework because as i started to
do it like i started to create a list realized there were a lot of songs i was putting on there
i had way too many to begin with and then i thought songs i really like and things that
songs i think i'd really enjoy but they're not right for specifically a 24 minute run like
there's some there's going to be a musical interlude in them
that's going to drag me down or there's the song is just too long like it just would like bombs
over bagdad was a song i consider putting on there because it moves so fast that's like an
eight minute song what is that but it's way too long and there's like that rock ahead rag top
rock ahead like that whole chant in the middle of it where it's just like no no i couldn't i
wouldn't be able to listen to this i need these songs to be i need them to get in and i need them to get out fast yeah and then
like on to the next song um my splits uh 737 yeah okay did you did i just do great math i think you
did but that was another thing i found that was troubling with this task oh my god adding up the
song minutes because the thing is the thing
i don't know if a lot of our listeners know this but like the the numbers don't don't go to 100
so you can't you can't do times to a to a calculator as far as i know yeah you can't
just put it like a two minute and 54 second song you can't put 2.54 no you'll fuck yourself but uh so what i ended up doing was
counting up all the seconds so and then dividing that by 60 so i had like a somewhat of an idea
of like how many minutes plus like if it was like 15 oh great i mean if it was like 25 i know that
that's gonna be a quarter of a of a minute but uh so i got those and then i added up all the minutes
and then added it did some like
rough math and then put it together and i was like oh no i did it i nailed it yeah i i spent way too
much time a because i was like really trying to put thought into what was going to help me in this
race and b just being like okay this is 27 minutes that's no good so i'll have to lose this song that
puts me down to 22 minutes okay let me add this song well that's 28 minutes all right maybe if i lose one of these other songs and just like
i refuse to do any math for for a while i was like maybe it'll just magically work out
if i just start hacking and adding different songs just uh uh and you also can't there
there's songs like you can't just have a bunch of bangers.
You can't just have a go, go, go, go, ghost list.
Because that's also, you've got to anticipate where you're going to be pacing yourself and stuff like that in the race.
And boy, I don't want to say I nailed it, but I understood the assignment.
Yes.
I'm going to play, I'm not going to play you all of my songs.
I'm going to play the ones that I'm pretty certain you don't know.
Okay.
And the first one is a Wolfpack song.
Guess we started off.
I think you'll hear, if you listen closely, you'll hear that the song starts with a subtle jet plane taking off,
which really, really helped set the mood of how fast I want it to be.
Okay.
And we're going to play about 20 seconds or so of this.
It's Conscious Club by Wolfpack.
Long flight.
Long flight.
It's my first night in Berlin and I want to dance.
Where should I?
The Conscious Club?
Oh, the Conscious Club.
Let Joe dodge.
Wolfpack is the house band.
Yeah, yeah.
Wolfpack.
That's it.
Welcome to the conscious club
starts in then i'm really like ready to move
because it's got a nice active beat,
but also just like, it's cheerful.
It's not one of the more aggressive ones yet.
And I like starting off with kind of like,
yeah, we're having a good time.
Remember that running is fun
and we're having a good time.
Yes.
Moving right through my list,
the second song, I'm assuming you know,
do you know Beating Heart Baby?
No. Oh, really? Oh, we'll play a little bit of this this is my head automatica and
This is right into I need I need to move fast and I need to move hard What I like about it is it stays mostly that for most of the entire time.
It's like bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk.
Yeah.
And it was good.
And the next one you don't,'m i'm sure you know is uh
probably the most obvious pick on here born to run by bruce springsteen
i shouldn't have to explain why that's right that i'm sure you get the minute you google
good songs to run to absolutely
google doesn't even like send me the results i start googling songs to run to and then my
whole computer just starts playing it and then i get up and i run and that's it's such an obvious
pick it's also it's bruce springsteen he's a jersey boy it's i'm not even the biggest springsteen
fan on the planet but i feel like i owe it to him and to myself to have him be a part of this
journey for me uh the next one is the last
polka by ben folds five a song that has come up on this podcast before but for different reasons
and i'm gonna i'm gonna skip ahead uh to one of the parts of the song that this is getting close
to the halfway point or a little bit past that uh in the race and this is just a part of the song
that shows up around there. That gets me super amped.
i'm at this point of the race screaming yeah well you've got somebody going to town on a keyboard which is like your achilles heel there like you you will always bow to that. Which brings us neatly into my fifth of seven songs in this playlist.
This one you definitely haven't heard. It's Melinda by Jason Robert Brown.
Friday morning, early summer.
I'm realizing how a lot of these don't sound good for the assignment.
Yeah, I'm just thinking in my head how you and I get hyped in totally different ways.
Yeah.
I'll explain some methods after we're done with the list.
Really quickly, the last two, um,
what I found very valuable when I was assembling this list was, uh,
out of frustration,
Googling songs that are only one minute long.
And there was like a pre-made Spotify playlist.
That's great for that because I was shy a minute from my total.
And I knew I wanted to end on the distance by cake,
which is another as obvious as Born to Run
was closing with The Distance.
But before that, I needed a one-minute song
and To Be the Best by Tenacious D really fit that bill.
Someone could argue that the entire list should have been that that's a montage song that is a song that's
designed to be a training montage song yeah uh so that fits perfectly you have you heard of the
band me first and the gimme gimme's oh of course so they do a lot of very very short like one minute
one minute and five second songs i mean they're they're exclusively a cover band yes they are and they do very quick versions and then there's also there's old like
punk records i don't know if nitro put it out but it was a uh short music for fat people or
something like that um and there was a bunch of songs like that a bunch of songs that were one
minute 12 one minute five like that kind of stuff yeah i'm realizing now looking at my list with obvious
exceptions of like born to run and the distance and that tenacious d song they're songs that i
put on there um because they pump me up in like a physical way but also they're good like mental
escape songs for me of like like that that jason robert brown melinda song is like he's he's a musical
theater guy and this is from one of his solo like just music music music albums and that's a song
that's like a big storyteller song it's setting a time and place and uh it just really gets me
amped in less of a less of a tenacious d you're the the strongest guy and the fastest guy in the world and more
of just like i can disassociate and live in this world for a little while and uh somehow that makes
me faster yeah no i i was gonna ask you how important are lyrics to you um it goes back and
forth like that the i i can't tell you what the lyrics of that tenacious d song are
yeah okay and the the and last polka gets me amped because i love that song the lyrics
are about uh what what seems like a a pretty rough breakup yeah and that one's not your so
you put that kind of in the middle though right yeah interesting
okay all right i would you know what i i should have done before this that i i will do after this
now and then not share with anyone is i can look at i can see on my app what miles i was slowest on
and i want to see where i am in the music at that point to see what really fucked me up.
Will you do me a favor and play
like the last
12 or 10 seconds of the distance?
I want to hear what the very end of it sounds like.
What you're sprinting through at the end.
It's a pretty solid end yes it is it's there's just like that little dead heartbeat at the end
um obviously i finished the race before that dead heartbeat and so you also had to suffer the
punishment of finishing the race in silence no i finished i finished the race and like could end
the music oh i see i see yeah yeah yeah because the the goal the real
goal is to beat the playlist yeah and and the like the most telling thing for me was by the time i
get to by the time the distance starts i know that's three and change and that really tells me
how much harder i need to push from where i am or if i if i at that point know that i have it in
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strange because it's really that's our core demographic uh that a 730 split like a 730 mile
is hard that's tough because when i go on runs i mean i'm not really running for speed but
just in like if i'm gonna go five miles i going to do my hardest and I'm going to try my hardest.
I know that if I get under nine minutes, I feel good.
Yeah, it's, this is certainly the fastest I've been in a very long time in my life.
And I'm in the same boat with like, when I've run an 850 mile, I've thought this is the fastest I can be at this age, period. I don't think I
could be any faster. So you're right. It is very fast to be doing these sub eight miles. And I'm,
I'm proud of them and also pretty happy that I, I technically never have to do it again. I can go
back to like a pleasant nine minute mile. Right? Yeah. You can't, if you ever run one of these
again, your instinct is gonna
want you to beat this time and that's tough yeah i mean imagine doing this again and not beating it
i know and this was i i i don't have i i think really it's a young man's game is what i'm coming
up against because running this race because it was a sparsely attended race i was a little bit more competitive than i usually
am in a race in terms of like finishing roughly in the top 15 top 20 because there just weren't
a lot it was a 300 person race and i knew what i wanted to do and as i'm i'm getting to like
personal records and stuff there i'm like maybe maybe i'm just gonna do this for a year just do a 5k every month and see what i can do because i felt good about this and then
i found out that the winner of this race uh finished in 19 minutes and two seconds i was
like oh no fuck that wow that's that's what a real winner of this race sounds like no thank you
i can't i can't interesting to run next to that person and just see. I can't even conceptualize of how fast that feels to be running.
That is so quick.
I mean, the person is sprinting.
Yeah.
Or they've just got the longest stride in the world.
No, he was a short guy.
Do you find that when you get to the end of your run, do you do a little magic trick where when you want to go faster at the end, instead of just trying to be like, well, I need my
body to go faster.
You just start pumping your arms faster.
I do.
I make my hands knife hands like the T1000.
Oh yeah.
He seemed real dynamic.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're, you're turning your body into a sports car at that point.
Um, that's smart.
That's a good sprinting technique.
I've taught my son to do that and he
does it it's very fun for me to watch and it does make him faster uh i it will help you to start
because your your legs are tied to your hands for whatever reason on your run if you just start
moving your arms faster because there's nothing telling you you can't your legs are like oh fuck
we got to keep up and they'll start moving faster too it's a great little trick yeah your eggs don't your legs don't want to get left behind no no the body naturally wants to stay together
it's like a weird instinct yeah um i think that's a good playlist dan i think that it's not right
for me but i think it's a good there was i think going into this i was pretty sure that we weren't
going to have any overlap of songs i thought maybe the distance because it's such a cliche um but I did think I was
going to introduce you to songs that would get you very excited and I don't think I did that
no your first song is a song I will continue to listen to I'll put that on my sweat mix
which is my like I'm gonna go work out mix um i really thank god that's what it's for
it's so weird the name of it comes from during quarantine my wife has started this program on
an app called sweat that like you pay to do and it's there's some instructor that takes you
through a class basically and she needed music for it and we just have we haven't found new music in 12 years and
she needed songs that would help her on it and i was like oh i'll create a sweat mix for you
and then i started listening to it too because it was so helpful yeah anyway yeah it's called
sweat mix uh well dan i'm gonna i'm gonna take you through mine. Is that all right? Absolutely.
Okay.
We are on completely the same page as far as starting off. You want a song that makes you want to move and that makes you feel like it's a good day.
It's a good day to be out and you just feel good listening to it.
And so my first song is by Katrina and the Waves called Walking on Sunshine.
Are you familiar with that one?
I am familiar with that one.
I can't believe
post
you know, the thing
Katrina and the Waves hasn't rebranded
Cat and the Beach
or something.
At least the very least Katrina and the levees the Beach or something. Or at least, the very least, Katrina and the levees.
The broken levees.
Yes.
So, but just so it's in people's minds, like it just starts out so great.
now the issue with that is that it will be very hard for me not to dance a little while i'm on that first part of the run which is just like expended energy where like i just want
to like move my arms and stuff i want to like dance to it a little i want to do some hops and
things like that man i can't tell you the temptation to airbase my whole list has.
Now, are you familiar with a band called Electric Guest?
No.
Okay, Jorma from Lonely Island.
Yeah, his brother is in a band called Electric Guest.
He's the lead singer for this band.
And the next song on my list is called This Head I Hold. Here we go.
100% I'm dancing to this. So that's a great song that's like fun.
It's upbeat.
It makes me want to move again.
But it's also the songs that I'm starting with are like songs that I wouldn't be sprinting to.
They're just songs that make me still excited about running.
And they're just slow enough that they will, I'll pace myself to them.
Like I'll listen to them and try and run to the beat a little bit.
that they will, I'll pace myself to them.
Like I'll listen to them and try and run to the beat a little bit.
And it will keep me from starting out too hard,
which is like a huge problem for me.
If I'm going to try and beat a wrecker at my own PR,
I frequently come out of the gates too hard.
And then by the end I'm gassed.
Yeah, especially if you're doing a race
and there are other people around
and you're just like,
you naturally want to run with the people in the group.
And then you're like, oh, this feels feels different 15 seconds in your body's like this isn't how we usually do this
yeah uh it's it's it's hard when like you start a race and you're like all of a sudden you're out
in front you have to be like oh no that's that can't be right. So the next song, I don't know if you're familiar with it or not.
I know you're familiar with the lead singer because it's a Fall Out Boy song.
And maybe the only Fall Out Boy song I've ever really listened to, I think.
I mean, I've heard them before, the mall and stuff like that, but I've never really sought them out except for this one song.
It's called Young Volcanoes.
Do you know it?
No.
Okay, here we go.
So here's what I'm curious about.
Lyrically, this isn't distracting to you?
Or is that, or do you want the lyrics to be distracting?
Well, the lyrics get to a point where they make me feel like I need to go faster.
I'll let you hear just a little bit more until we get to the the course of it and that will really tell i think it will explain itself it's a song about celebrating ourselves.
A very specific type of person,
but like saying that we're young volcanoes has this effect on me where,
that's a song I play with my son a lot
when we dance in the house.
And thinking of him as a young volcano is,
I like thinking of him that way.
I like thinking of him as being
just like so full of energy
and so full of life that it's just erupting out of him that way i like thinking of him as being just like so full of energy and so full of life
that uh is it's just erupting out of him and i'm like trying to embody that when i'm on this run
that's adorable now what what are the lyrics what about the lyrics do you think are too distracting
i heard something about a coliseum and then i think i heard something about foxes and hens
yeah so he's saying uh we are the lions free to the columns like when roams and ruins we are the lions free
from the coliseum so like and then um tonight the foxes hunt the hounds it's all over now uh it's
just like a changing of the guard basically okay it's not i don't i don't need to keep a uh
like a like a dramatist persona in my head
of who all the players are.
No, no. It's just
about like we are taking over.
We are the youth
and we're taking over, which
is clearly not me anymore, but it's still like I know
what that felt like at one point in my life.
I know how to access that.
I've got a shortcut on my keyboard
for that. On my emotional keyboard.
Okay.
So that's young volcanoes.
Fall Out Boy.
I love that song.
I think it's absolutely great.
Yeah.
So I love it so much that I was for American Dad.
We recorded Patrick Stump and I was so nervous to tell him how much I liked it.
And I didn't.
I was just like, I can't. it's just i don't want to sound
like i'm fawning over it and i won't be able to help it if i do because i like this song so much
yeah all right there are certain there are certain artists that have inspired me so much
that if i saw them i would just think nope i'm gonna cry and shit myself so i just gotta let
this opportunity go i gotta just you're not allowed to say hi to
jeff goldblum i guess this is my is my poll you have to think what good will this do anyone
yeah if i meet them it's not going to benefit their life right and and i'm going to walk away
from the circumstance no matter what i'm going to walk away being disappointed in what happened
either disappointed with them or disappointed with myself. Like, yeah, like it's definitely not going to change my life and it might ruin their night.
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All right, so we're getting into the middle of it now.
I needed a good song that I could start to pick up the pace a little bit too.
And that's what this song is.
It's by Janelle Monae and it's called Tightrope.
Do you know this one?
Absolutely know this one.
Yeah.
I'll play just a second of it.
Yeah, no, play the whole thing.
Monae at left foot. now i think of this song as a puddle dodging scene i mean it's a puddle dodging song this
is a song where i am it's hard for me not to like take steps in each direction like i'm
juking somebody basically yeah you're
weaving through the crowd yeah yeah it feels like a nike commercial that song that song is like born
to be in a in an ad for running um yeah it does i will say that towards the end there's a a moment
that she gives to the horns that where she's like hey here's the hottest horn section and wherever and uh it kind of slows
a little like it starts to drag a little in a way that if you were just listening to it at home you'd
be like oh this is really good but for a run it starts to feel like it drags a little so that
might be the point where i might it is very basically the middle of my playlist where i
would pause i'd slow maybe a little bit there to like gear up for my finish
yeah so this next song is the most on the nose song that i have here which is called jungle drum
do you know the song is by emiliana torini no okay man we listen to a lot of different stuff
uh it's it's got like a moment throughout the song she basically does the sound of her own
heartbeat which is like going very very fast it's all about like having a fast heartbeat uh
i'll just play something hey i'm in love my fingers keep on clicking to the beating of my heart my heart is beating like a jungle drum oh hell yeah absolutely yeah so those little pauses in there really get me going
um and just the the song is all about like i can't stop my feet and yeah it's that's the most
on the nose one that i have and that's right at the point where i need it because that's
i'm now halfway done with the run and like it's really if i'm behind like this is where i have to catch up and i'm expecting to be behind
and so i need some some sort of motivation like this and then from here on out it was important
to me that the songs get a little bit more frenetic and like all these other ones have
had like a really good beat to them like a beat that you could run to and the ones following this are more just like they leave the rails a little bit it's like at this point
it's chaos i need to get through this and i need help yeah i love how much thought you put into
this thank you so much for doing this this is great this is what i wanted so then i did uh
fell in love with a girl with by the white stripes which yeah famous song
very easy
yeah that really is that's the baby driver uh things have gone wrong part of the movie
yes that's definitely i'm gonna improvise and run through this mall now yeah i've at this point form doesn't matter anymore like i've got i'm not uh my breathing
how i've chosen to pace my breathing for every step like that no longer matters anymore it's
just like we have to get through this as quickly as possible um and then my next to last song my
penultimate one is a ween song called I'll be your Johnny
on the spot, which I'm confident that you don't know, but it's maybe my favorite fast
paced song in the world.
And it also has maybe my favorite guitar solo in it, in the world.
And it just, it makes me want to run.
It makes me want to move.
so that one is fast and it's got this crazy great guitar solo in the middle of it and it's it's a quick song it's like less than two minutes i like like that we both managed to end on songs with
a man in a low baritone basically talking at us.
And then this last song may at first seem like a dark horse,
but I'll tell you exactly why I chose it. You're familiar with Neutral Milk Hotel?
Not really, no. I've heard the name before because of Parks and Recreation,
but I don't know that I could pick their song
out of a Sonic lineup.
They have a...
You would recognize them.
They've got a very specific sound,
and they have an album called Airplane Over the Sea
that's maybe like the best conceived album
I've ever heard in my life,
just as far as what songs follow which songs,
and the tone of the entire album is cohesive anyway this song is called
Ghost from that
I can hear that being cool.
Yeah.
There's some theremin in it and stuff like that.
Now this song is on here.
I was scared that there were so there weren't really drums in the beginning.
Oh no,
no, no.
You gotta be drums.
Yeah.
But these are like chaos drums.
These aren't like,
there's like a good bass pedal that's keeping the beat of the whole thing.
It's just like this song essentially like sonically just tears itself apart throughout
the entire song and it's the a song that i listen to in my life when i that makes me feel the most
um self-destructive wow yeah and uh it just has this feel of there's like some real sadness in it,
but that there are,
that I no longer like care about my corporeal form
in a very like high concept way
where it's just like nothing quite matters.
And I think that there's a weird bell curve with running
where at the beginning of a run,
you have to be,
you want to take care of your body.
That's the whole point of going on a run in the first place. And, uh, and while you're on it, you have to then reach a place again,
where you don't care about your body anymore in order to push it to the point where it's like,
no, it's telling me to stop and I need to force it through this. And so the same way that I imagine
when you play football and like you're a linebacker, you like to hit like you are.
You have to have such a recklessness and like disregard for your own self-worth that you're willing to throw your body at other human beings.
And that's what this song feels like to me.
It's it's got a really dark lyrics.
It's got a it's just about somebody dying, but like kind of like realizing that maybe death doesn't matter and it's OK.
It's just about somebody dying, but kind of realizing that maybe death doesn't matter and it's okay.
But it really starts to destroy itself towards the end.
The reason I always pick this song is that there's definite time points in it.
I know that when the first horn section, there's a horn interlude in the middle.
When that ends, I'm at two minutes away from the end of the song.
And then there's another section where there's horns again and when those horns start there's one minute left
and i'll just let you hear kind of what happens to the song at that point it's one of those songs that ends in like a big crescendo of just everybody's gonna hit
their instruments as hard as possible including a theremin which i don't even know how you hit it
really hard um because you're just playing the air gentle wanding right yeah it's like you're
not there's no strings or anything you're just your hand is in the air next to this right angled
machine um but it really it everyone's just like pounding away and there's still some cohesiveness
to it it's still a song it's not just this crazy cacophony of noise so it holds itself together but it's also
just as crazy you can get while still never bursting at the seams yeah and i need that at
the very end that's what i want that's really cool that's really interesting that you uh brought up
football players because there's a great article in the ringer this week that was trying to dig
into why heath ledgerger's Joker is so popular
amongst football players and I thought it would be for like like a like a dumb
reason I guess because I in my brain was like putting professional football
players as people who'd like stopped growing up when the Dark Knight came out
so like like mentally 16 year olds who I,
uh,
I thought were the people who thought the Joker is really cool,
but no,
it's,
it's these like softer,
more sensitive guys who are like,
when I'm on that field,
I have to,
I have to be big and scary.
I have to be chaotic.
I have to be not afraid of anything.
I have to be not afraid of Batman and I have to be not afraid of Batman. And I have to be dressed like I'm going to war.
So I have Joker tattoos.
And I listen to Hans Zimmer's score from that movie.
And I think about the Joker.
And I play the scene in my head.
Sometimes there's a Canadian football player who showed up in Joker makeup to one of his games.
And didn't tell anyone about it.
And there's like Odell Beckham Jr. had Joker gloves for a while that he would put in front of his face and they looked really
cool.
And it's,
it's,
and it's not just like,
again,
it's not superficial slapdick.
Oh,
the chaos guy is cool.
It's really like,
I need to get myself.
I need to briefly become a different person.
I need to transform into this lunatic for,
for a couple of hours for my job or i won't be
able to do it yeah yeah and you get to a point where do you have nothing to lose you want like
you want to at least feel for a minute like you have nothing to lose because that's when you will
be at your best athletically yeah um it's also certainly like reading that article i was
fascinated by it and i loved it gave me new perspective for the football players who did it and it also made me think they're better i i
can think of nothing more humiliating than for an article to be about like this is who writers think
they are when they're writing like no i can't that can't come out do you have specific music that's a soundtrack to writing i think we've talked about
this i listen to um tap dancing a lot i listen to a lot of noise stuff that i can't put that don't
have lyrics or like that i can't get caught up in lyrics too so i listen to tap dancing
and lately i think after it came up in one of our podcasts, I started listening to a Spotify playlist that is like French Cafe, French Cafe Lounge.
Oh, interesting.
So it's a lot of like French pop music.
So again, I can't get too invested in lyrics and it just like, just like fills my ears with ambient nonsense.
Yeah.
And I listened to a ton of Wolfpack and other like lo-fi funk. Well, you'll be excited to know that I'm going to listen to a ton of uh wolf pack and other like lo-fi funk well you'll be excited to
know that i'm gonna listen to more wolf pack wolf pack wolf wolf pack am i saying that right
wolf wolf pack you're getting farther away from it but i've converted a new fan so that's good
news yeah so you are there any song i mean i'll obviously i'm taking coyote herd
uh away from this are you are there other uh songs from mine that you enjoy yeah definitely that that
uh neutral milk hotel which is a great song and also like i might be a guy who likes that band
now we'll see boy that's as far as i know the first of their songs i've ever heard yeah you
should um you should give i don't know if it'll be your style or not,
but you should give Airplane Over the Sea a chance.
That whole album is so, it's so fun to listen to.
But it's also very, very sad.
And you had some great dance tunes in yours too,
that I might not use for running, but will definitely be a part of my life.
Yeah, check out Electric Guest guest i think you'll like them i are there any that i'm going through my
list of songs that that didn't make the cut were there any that were really a real bummer to you
that i didn't put on there yeah yeah bombs over baghdad bombs are baghdad i thought would have
been good um let's see there was i'm gonna i had i can go first because i had okay i also had a janelle
monet song on mine i had dance apocalyptic and i love that song it's it's very long and uh or it's
not very long but there are there are parts of it that don't go as hard the whole time okay and i
had to get rid of it for that reason um i i i thought that i might put on an eddie money song called think i'm in love
that it's like it's a i think it's from the early 90s or late 80s and it's a very cheesy song but
it's also one that i i like dancing to and i as i was listening to it i was like you know what it's
just a dance song like it just it's just a fun song to like oh we're at a wedding like this is a great wedding song and it doesn't have
what i need for a run in it and it just didn't have a place on my list i also there's an old
offspring song called taran and offspring obviously is a little dated at this point but
yeah taran is like a fast great fun song yeah was, there were songs that I wanted to put in just for like the vague idea of branding.
Like I wanted to put in something from Broadway there.
Something like undeniably musical theater.
Jason Robert Brown comes close.
But I wanted like the prologue to Little Shop of Horrors.
Oh, yeah.
But I still like, I couldn couldn't i couldn't do it like the the idea of it being very funny to
me that one of these songs one of the songs that pumped me up is fucking alan menken the idea of
it didn't trump the fact that the prologue starts with the narrator setting the scene and telling
you what's happening i just can't i can't run while the guy is like on the 21st day of september
i am actually surprised that like sonic the hedgehog casino night zone isn't on
um but no it's good it means you got an earnest honest list yeah i looked at a close your eyes
and count to fuck that's a run the jewels song that's got zach de la rocha on it it's like a fast cool song but it's just not it wasn't right
wasn't right the name is close your eyes and count to fuck yeah close your eyes parentheses
and count to fuck that is so funny that's great but that was a fun
one this was a blast yeah all right um i don't know if there's a way that we can like share our
playlist share our playlist but if we can we'll do that yeah you know what when this episode is
released you can just put our spot playlist on, like just tweet it.
And the whole playlist will be there.
Yeah.
No.
You're not going to do that.
No.
Okay.
All right.
I mean, you don't have to.
I'm going to,
what I do is I do this thing where
when a new episode is released,
occasionally I will advertise it.
I will say.
We released an episode of the podcast
those tweets when you do that those tweets do numbers or no oh boy do they tank and you know
it's like my like twitter's allergic to them like after that if i tweet something it's like that my
engagement and spread just isn't what it used to be yeah it's like you they're expecting me to get
a certain amount and if i don't they're like oh this guy's putting out some stinkers now and they just like don't even bother sending it to half his audience give it give it give it to
10 people you got to do one of those things where you do like you tweet about dune or something like
that and then you gotta do one of those things like tweet about dune yeah you gotta tweet you
do one of those things like tweet about dune and then when that does numbers when that's dune great
as they say then you reply to that with like, hey, this is
blowing up. Listen to my shit
podcast. That's actually a great idea.
I'm going to do a tweet that I know
will not be successful. I'm great
at those, by the way. And then underneath it
be like, this blew up. Also check
out my podcast.
And check out this
24-minute speed run I
created.
Everybody, you can follow Daniel at speed run I created. All right.
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Thanks, everybody.
I wonder what Gabe listens to when he edits this podcast.
I bet he's a – well, I know he knows Talking Heads.
I think that he's a i bet he well i know he knows talking heads i think that he's a talking
heads fan but i i i would peg gabe as a neutral milk hotel fan yeah is that wrong gabe no i'm a
huge neutral milk hotel fan oh hell yeah also a big head automatica fan all right hey the overlap
there's the venn diagram overlap it It's Gabe. All right, bye. All right, bye.