Red Scare - Bout That Life
Episode Date: December 14, 2022The ladies discuss dishy arms dealer Viktor Bout's WNBA prisoner exchange, nonbinary nuclear official Sam Brinton's luggage theft scandal, and disgraced Twitter c...
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eventful day at rshq
welcome back to redscare podcast
how are you
you're okay
i'm okay
it's you know
what's wrong
hard time
a year
um
i
got to do too many different
drugs
over the weekend
what kind
i did like a bump of coke
and i cannot
even a bump
honestly i know people
baffling they love to accuse us of being cokeheads
i haven't touched that shit in like three years
i simply do
well yeah the last time
was at the wedding
and we all know
what happened
when i got preoccupied
with a certain number
oh yeah
5.5 million
yeah approximately
5.5 million
but this time
it was just more like
i didn't even really want to
did you get peer pressured
no but i wanted to like keep drinking
and i thought why not
you know
he basically never had a good experience
with this drug but like hey
you know one hundredth
time is a charm or whatever
i have
weirdly i've had one good experience
with coke um and it was the coke
of that wolf gang guy
who um
was immortalized in the
uh film light
sleeper starring willem defoe
and susan sarandon very cool
and i felt like i was rolling
yeah that actually did
roll down a hill or something like that
that's what i the one time
i did real cocaine
it definitely felt good but i was
in a really bad situation so i
like an abusive relationship
or i was like
in literally some
like producer's
basement you know
chain to the radiator
like a child
called it exactly i was like
oof but the coke was
fantastic but ever that was basically
the only time and uh
the other night yeah immediately
i like got melancholic
came home was
sobbing like
you know
then like couldn't
sleep all night then like
sobbed all the next day and stuff
and i was like why did i even
don't do it kids
even that bumps not worth it
stay away from it and now there's fentanyl in the
coke so you don't want to roll that die anyway
what else did you do
i was curious
not living vicariously through you at all
as a mother
i did like a tiny
bit of mushrooms and then like a bump
of catamine
um
but
whatever people are like oh she's
fried her brain
is mush
who said that
people be saying that about me that i have brain damage
and stuff
i mean yeah but it has nothing to do with the drugs
it might
we've been brain damaged they haven't helped
that's true
at some point maybe i think i had
real
promise
i don't know i can't
remember but i imagine in college
you know i've seen the
best minds of my generation
whatever it's
destroyed by anime girls with huge
tits
well i guess yeah i've been on the internet
for a long time so in that way
that's what i'm saying it's not drugs
it's that we're literally like
internet poisons
like we're so adult we don't even know
what it's like to like not be on the internet
i definitely don't
yeah
and i swear to god like 20 30 years
from now they're gonna find like a link
between dementia
and internet use
it'll be way too late
forget
quote free speech and quote censorship
there's a lot of other
much more destructive
cover effects of the internet
that's for sure yeah
it's true yeah no the dopamine
receptors i think
are collectively
getting a bit frayed for sure
yeah
so you did all this in like one night
yeah but i
you know i did a bump
a bump of a tiny bit of mushrooms
people don't understand
that use drugs
not to get high but to reach a
baseline and stay there and you need
one drug to cancel out the next drug
to cancel out the next drug you know
it's like
an assembly line you have to keep going
or else you just won't make it through the day
it was exhaust yeah basically
yeah
drink coffee coffee coffee alcohol
alcohol alcohol alcohol
um
Adderall
Benzo Ambien
Benchirete Adderall
i'm just kidding i don't
i don't do that i use i do
use drugs obviously but very
strategically yeah
and um so don't worry
about me y'all like you're not an addict
you're a user as like
one guy on twitter that schizo
poster said
yeah i'm not a drug addict
he was being like totally ironic and sarcastic
but i found myself like nodding along
making a lot of sense
making some good points
bookmarking this tweet
um how are you
i'm okay
i went to the Bach concert
i did i went to
i was jealous i tried to go
we tried to get you in there
i was sold out
um
magical night oh i should give a shout out
to uh the cellist i think
his name is arnie tonamoto
red scare fan
hello okay love love to hear it
young man approached me
as i was sitting in a church pew
and was like excuse i thought he was gonna be like
excuse me sir you can't be here
you're a satanist
he was like red scare i was like
that was the most flattering
that's very nice yeah
a moment of getting recognized
because i i don't care if it happens
like at a bar
or at a show
a girl on the street recently told me
she was wearing red scare panties oh no
and i and she was kind of cute
and i kind of was like she was like
big fan i'm wearing your panties right now
and i was like nice i kind of that was
that's cool and we both were like
moving past each other you know it wasn't
like a stop and chat she wasn't aggressive
she was just kind of
yeah i like i like the fans
it's just nice to know that we have like
some
fans that are literally
classically trained musicians that feels
good that feels really good for sure
yeah i mean and the other
thing that i noticed was that
the choir of course was all like gays
and lesbians
because where else do they
like that's like they're having
a child they devote their whole lives
to
becoming like musical masters
right
and singing like literal angels
unix yeah
pariah the doll is a
classically trained singer
well she knew some i was talking to her about it
and she knew some of the
members of the choir
and actually had because i did a really
creepy and stalkerish thing and went on
instagram and looked them all up
because they looked a lot of them like looked
so good in like a medieval portraiture
kind of way they look like old german
burgers you know
but we're like modern gen X
yeah lgbtq
plus people and you know like right wingers
are very fond of being like
provocateurs and shattering taboos
and being like we need to excommunicate
all the faggots and trannies from the right wing
and i've always found that very unattractive
and vulgar and distasteful because
a lot of these people report to be christians
but like what's gonna happen
when all the gen X
gays and lesbians die out
who's gonna keep the tradition
of choirs singing alive
think about it
they're not gonna die out anytime soon
but we've already lost
so many to aides
well yeah well those antiretrovirals
they've really given people a new lease
on life because it's become a manageable
condition versus a death
sentence
and they're gen X
they're like your parents age
all of that population
we've already
have diminished numbers
and who was it who's the quote
someone said like all the family
family was one who said that
like all the best ones died
which is
not not true but she's wrong
she's wrong there's some of them left over
not all of them of course but and they're all in the church
singing choir music
well you went to a like a presbyterian church
yeah it's one of those like
progressive
like
new pride flag with like the brown
poop skid marks
for scouting
that's like everyone is welcome
even muslims
like refugees welcome here churches
but it's a very nice church actually
it's some saint luke in the fields
they have that beautiful garden in the west village
I've seen it yeah
anyways a great experience I felt like I was on drugs
yeah it'll do that
the top dog
there's no one like him
I don't care if I sound like Ben Shapiro right now
no it's really some of the most
moving music for sure
did you go to the new criterion party
did you make it out no because I didn't want to go
about myself I'm sorry
no it's okay it's not your fault it wasn't a
big priority to me it would have been fun
but I don't know
I got scared and I don't want to show up alone
and then be like
you don't want to meet some simps
I didn't want to yeah be the
the object of
horny fascination
there's a lot of like
horny bow tie guys
that's what I would imagine yeah
yeah
maybe if I was in a different
kind of mood I would I don't know
but I wasn't in the mood
yeah and they like love to corner you
and be like
so Dasha what did you think
of Trump's action against
Soleimani like asking
you like geopolitical and foreign policy questions
because they just like want to talk to you
yeah yeah
I'm like snorting
waiter
my eyes are like rolling
back in my head because I'm ODing
they're like
so you like classical architecture
I heard you were
trash
no the
next year there's always the next year
next we'll be all off Christmas party
they're gonna have some more I am a donor
so oh really
yeah no I am a big fan of the
new criterion
Roger Kimball and James Panero
shout out to those guys too
the rape of the masters
um but I didn't
no I did I've done
the party I was at was great it was very
I went to two they were both very classy
I felt very like
oh you did hit some holiday parties
yeah I wasn't like alone doing drugs
oh yeah well I thought that was in the context
of your football match
I wasn't alone doing drugs
it'd be a really different story
uh yeah first I went
to the to the football match
and then I went to some parties so I had a long
day to like because I started drinking early
it just really and it set me back
I'm still today I'm still like getting
it together yeah a little bit
I'm a little like weepy and like
broken yeah I keep thinking
something's wrong
something is wrong something's wrong
something's wrong
something's wrong
the vibe was off last night I drank
a whole bottle to myself of wine
oh yeah
because I was like
I actually felt like jubilant and great
and I was like shit posting a little on Twitter
uh huh but people were
really acting out last night what was
what was I don't know
people were chimping
and hating and I was like
guys guys guys it's like the holidays
it's the day of rest
and it's the Christmas spirit
it's a hard time of year
hard time of year I saw some people
really at each other's necks
just you know scrolling the TL
I was like literally drunk at home
I had this like great idea that I was
gonna you know sit and read a book
and ended up just like
yeah great idea
me too
that's my nearest resolution
literally like a read more books
that's like a really good one honestly
it's not gonna happen
you could make it happen
I'd like to diminish
or remedy my internet
internet addiction in some way
for sure
but yeah I mean my heart's just too hard
right now yeah
that's for sure
it isn't hitting like it used to
and
lately I've had myself being like
oh I wish I was just like
I wish there was something I was following
I wish I had a different feed or something
like I wish I could
undo it all and just have new stuff
like I'm sick of this stuff
like I'm sick of this stuff
but you know
they're not like being funny on there
everything sucks there's nowhere to run
um
yeah except off
offline yeah I mean you have chess
that's something
I have chess yeah
I have nothing you could have
you could have you have a baby
don't look at me
I play online chess on my phone
but
you could do that
you could do that easily
um
yeah it's no one said chess was gonna be easy
you know
it's a
it's humbling
to try to be better at chess
yeah you have to like
fall on your face a lot
and the like glacial like gains that you make
or yeah it's
it's a lot like life sort of
right yeah sorry
so true
and much like life you can only be as
good as you are
and except in chess you can't pretend to be better
than you are because you just are a finite
amount of like
in any given game you like
only have the abilities that you do basically
yeah that well
that's what
Victor boot said to Maria
was he what did he say
it was in the context
of talking about Christianity not chess he didn't mention chess
but
nobody listened to that part of the interview
the first like Nietzsche in part
where he was talking about his relationship
with Christianity
and she was like
oh well you must have
hate in your heart because of
how they stole your life away
and he was like
no
I cannot have hate in my
I mean this is all in Russian
of course
no
he was like
Christian
but he was talking about how
in his Christian tradition
in his Christian tradition
he feels the
happiness
which is a really beautiful Russian word because unlike
in English it means many things
not only happiness but luck and fortune
right
and those things are like almost synonymous
and
he was saying that you either have it or you don't
irrespective
circumstances
which is a very
hierarchical
non-egalitarian argument
and he also says that it's very hard
for him to nurse rage
and resentment because
first of all he's a big follower
of Tolstoy and Ilan
okay I saw that
according to Wikipedia
and I looked at that interview
because I was like
he said he was
of Tolstoy
Ilan
but also Jesus
he's a vegetarian
so basically he's a very powerful and very
bad man who did a lot of very bad
stuff and has to atone for it
by being holier than
thou
but Ilan's whole premise
in
what's that book
on resistance to evil by force
is that
anti-Tolstoyan
screed
where he's like Tolstoy's wrong about being a pacifist
and actually evil
is something real in the world that must be
like resisted by force
and as Christian Russians
we have the force of good on our side
so therefore he's making
like the Peter Teal
argument
his whole
Christo-Buddhist line
sounds like a whole lot of hope for him
having done some very bad things in his past
but I liked it anyway, I thought it was very inspiring
personally
yeah
any talk, any spiritualities
yeah
intriguing
those platitudes I enjoyed
far more than him being like
in America there are
72.5
or whatever you're saying
they have 72 gender
they're all blue
Piediki
I didn't watch
the interview
beyond some clips on twitter
really but
I literally just made a
clip of him doing the
big picture
really funny
is it you call yourself a Christian?
the interview I read with him
was like
a year after he was imprisoned
so it was from jail
yeah
and he was
making some points
but
in a way where I was like
okay Bernie Sanders
well
it was so weird
so corrupt and capitalism has destroyed everything
blah blah blah this and that
like nothing wrong
I was like
no no all his points are technically
true
and corrupt
but they're so forced
and cringe
they trotted this international
man of mystery who just did
14 years in the can
on weapons
and abetting terrorism charges
to talk about
American gender identity
something in the milk
ain't clean
and they exchanged him for a
WNBA player
Brittany Griner who nobody has interviewed
she would be an interesting
interview
Brittany come on the pot I want to hear about
what happened
I got a lot of CBD to go around
in this interview
you do true
we could
blaze we could get her on the show
to smoke weed and talk about what
Russian prison was like
well it's very still
the whole the trade
well he joined
the liberal democrat
I didn't know they were called the
liberal democrat party
so that's good
so he
came out as a liberal democrat
and spoke out against
so that's a big crusade Russia
has against the west is the
gayness
and the homophobia is a big east west
divide
as we see happening in Qatar now
but Victor
boo AGP arc when
that was my first thought when he was doing
the large breast gesture
I mean many you know
think about it this guy he's
incredibly high T incredibly high Q
incredibly high achieving
maybe spend some time in solitary
confinement yeah has
been a world
adventure
and has really maxed out
masculinity in the most
savage way possible
which is getting
prisoner exchanged
for serving while serving like a 25
year bid for arms
dealing
like he should just Caitlyn Jenner himself
he wouldn't he can't do it
he can't do that because he's Russian
he's Russian
he told the story after
that clip that was like airing
all over American social
media about how like in the pen
he met some guy
he said to me
I am not Jeff I am Jessica
this guy who was like
a four-time
murderer and a farmer of
Vietnam
but the whole interview
like it felt very much like that
hillbilly rasta handshake
meme like he was like
oh yeah like you know the guys in prison
they were like black and Latino but we all
learned how to respect each other and we all
saw that America
has a lot of problems and in fact I would say
that American citizens
are the biggest victims of the
of their own regime more so than other
countries
like those kind of sound which are again
not technically untrue these making a lot
of points but it feels a little forced
like who is this for
I mean
that's a good question
who is it for it's like who's
he redpilling well it's
probably it's Russian propaganda
who's he redpilling American
conservatives who are already
quote based like
or who like
I don't know I get the idea
I think because Putin will do this too where
they say things that are
true about America
and very damning
yeah but it doesn't seem to do
them any favors
publicity wise
right well because it feels
like
overly performative
it is like strawberry or whatever
exactly like we know Russia
is not and it's hard to
believe a guy like Putin
really cares about this stuff
at the end of the day
I mean I'm sure in his
private moments he's like
oh this is disgusting and degenerate
I'm sure he doesn't love it
but I doubt he cares about it
it's like the way
the
Franco said I might be a
dictator but at least I'm not gay
well see that was good because it was one of the early
moments and
that I think struck a chord
you know what it is it's like
they're laying it on too thick
it's not convincing the lady doth
protest too much I saw somebody
on the sub today being like
these chicks use that line
too much
well we only know a couple
phrases
we only know
a couple of Shakespearean
phrases
Deverean
phrases
I know that one and
something's rotten in the state of Denmark
but you prefer to say something
in the milking
yeah true same
but now something's just wrong
yeah it feels
it feels
it feels weird yeah
my mom is gonna slap me
through the computer screen for this
but I do find him to be very hot
yeah he's sexy
he can put his boot
on my neck
anytime he wants
he was like sounding off about the
Nazi like conditions
in American prisons
and
well I just like lost my
appetite and lost a lot
of weight boo-hoo
but
he looks like Harrison Ford
and Indiana Jones or something
he's very he looks
yeah
boot
or not boot
let's see
in jail the first picture that comes up
in jail women love a prisoner also
yeah
I see a hunk behind bars
in a muscle shirt
like a silver back in a cage
there was some
speculation about his
ethnic background like all the sources say
he's an ethnic Ukrainian and I was like no no no
not with that name
and
I would take any claim of
an anglophone intelligence agency with a grain
of salt not even because they have
secret agendas which they do but because
they literally can't tell the difference between
Sunni and Shia
like they're just retarded
Russian intelligence agents in the back
back in the day used to be like polyglots
they spoke 20 languages like this guy
he flew to Angola and learned
two African languages
that's insane
and he speaks Arabic and Farsi
which of course means KGB
I thought that was a matter
of record basically
but allegedly it's like iffy
father-in-law is
the prominent
KGB guy and whatever
but like
I just assumed he was German
because his name sounds Dutch to me
and he was born
into Jigestan
interesting
that's what I don't know
can somebody fact check that for me because I'm really just like
I really have no clue
as an amateur race scientist I'm just like really dying
to know what his ethnic background is because he looks
good and he has like a nice
Ashland coloring that I like
you don't think he's Slavic?
I mean me, he's probably mixed but the name
is questionable
Viktor Anatolievich But
Irene, I really don't know
I don't know
I don't either, I don't pretend to hold all the answers
maybe somebody can DM me
I actually asked Nicolo to find out
I mean as we learned through
my DNA test
like
the
Slavdom is a very amorphous
ethnicity
like an ethnic Ukrainian
I don't you know
I don't totally know what that means
yeah and it contains
small but not insignificant minority
of Germans
who stole and shipped off to Kazakhstan
so they're around in Central Asia
it's just a mess over there
but he's gonna probably have a nice
Kyle Rittenhousey career in Russia
yeah he's gonna
he's actually not gonna find
some horrid date because he's been married
to the same woman forever which is sweet
he's gonna reunite
with Ola
yeah and he has like a pretty
I was reading the Wikipedia article
he has a pretty impressive resume
like he was
smuggling weapons
to the
from Eastern Europe into Africa in the Middle East
in the 1990s and early 2000s
he
was
selling weapons to
Bosnian Muslims which is
random
there's some talk
in the interview I read he
obviously
he would say this but he said that he
hasn't
he was not a dealer he was not a merchant
of death as they called
him
but he said the death
this is like translated from
Russian but
the US
are the death traders and they're the ones
who sell weapons to the majority of the world
which of course is well and he sold weapons
to the US which they're conveniently
scrubbing from the record he claims he
did not sell the weapons
he was just paid to
broker the sale
we don't have to split hairs
but he was
he wasn't a merchant of death
he was a broker
he was a real estate agent of death
exactly
but yeah I'm sure
I'm sure he had dealings I mean he was like
selling weapons to like the northern
alliance and into Iraq
well when the US was
in Iraq so who knows
yeah
but hey
more interesting and cool than Hunter Biden
oh by far yeah
like just by example
I love to get my hands on that guy's laptop
you know what I mean
I don't like
to get my hands on that guy's lap
I just think
he does something to me that never
happens is it because
he's so courageous
no I just think he looks good I really like
that ash blonde coloring
that's my thing I like a tan
all of his skin tone with blonde
hair like Alexander the Great
okay
you know what I'm talking about
I know what you're talking about but it's not
it's yeah it's not my first
it's not my favorite exactly
and I like that Lenny kind of has that
like the blonde highlights
I'm a sucker for a little bit of blonde coming
through
I know what you mean it's a cool look
he looks super masculine
hard to meet in like that 90s
man way like in the men that I grew up
looking in movies like Tom Selleck
and Harrison Ford
and Burt Reynolds
I think he's a pretty
unanimous would
amongst the people
democracy works in this
one way where we can all agree
that Victor Bout is
certainly sexy
yeah I like
Neotany in women but I don't like
in men it's not my thing
I don't like boyish looking men
and that's the thing that's like in right now
it sort of is
with the Timothy Chalamet
yeah there's few
there's not a lot of leading men
there's not a lot of Elliot Gould
yeah there's a lot of leading boys
yeah exactly
unfortunately
I guess he'll be fine they'll keep him on the payroll
to spout off
about American gender goblins
every once in a while
exactly
how the mighty have fallen
what from being a merchant of death
to being a pundit
KGB like military
translators and merchants
of death to being like
to talking to Maria Boutina
yeah I'm glad
she's thriving too
yeah I knew she would
she's looking good
thin her hair is on point
she's yeah she's
class act
she's the top
whore
and it's funny how
Russian women all have that like
you'd be a snake like magical thinking
oh no извините
как у вас там that like
little baby angel voice
when they're like a ruthless operators
you know
like you're literally a honeypot spy
меня зовут не те что
but I texted you about this
I love that he was so out of it
he called her marina
which is cool this like interview was like
so clearly like staged and thrown together
and they also didn't bother to edit
the like
off the record like
BTS bits in the beginning and the end
when she was like fixing her mic
who puts this stuff together
and they're really not sending their best
it's non-linear
yeah
it's advanced
I'd go work for RT
yeah they should give us
a segment
they used to give gish segments
maybe they still do
yeah that was like the only outlet
that wouldn't have happened
basically
I'd go on
yeah I would take
I would broker like a show
we should have that guy on
he probably speaks perfect English
which guy
boot
definitely
I wonder if we could we couldn't get him
we probably could
but he'd have to zoom in from Russia
because there's no way he's ever coming back to the United States
but I'm curious to see to hear about
Britney's experience
I would rather talk to her honestly
I would be like girl are you scared
well
have you ever watched that show locked up abroad
no
it's a show about people who get caught in
airports typically with some amount of
drugs
and then I get locked up abroad
they do like reenactments
with like interviews segments
and
international prisons definitely seem like
it seems like one of the worst things that could ever happen to you
it seems so scary what's that
Kate Beckinsale movie broke down palace
broke down palace exactly
that's like my worst name
Anna and Dasha
in a Thai prison
oh yeah
you're too old to be lady boy
I was like kill us
I have been
thinking about how I
want to go back to Thailand though
they'd go to jail
they probably have really strict drug laws right
they have extremely strict drug laws
but there's probably a really poppin
black market there's an abundant
black market
and they use ketamine
as like anesthesia there that's where
I got into it yeah I see
but it's illegal to use
recreationally
or what's the deal like how did you get it
through your actor friend
I bought it
from a Thai guy named
gun
because there's a weird thing in Thailand
where it's giving gun
in Thailand
where they all have their names are like weirdly
like
kitty gun like they're like
nouns
and
they
brought it to my hotel room through their like
uber eats system whatever it was called
I literally bought it like on an app broke it
on an app
because I think it's plentiful
and apparently people in slums do it all the time
because their lives are so bad they just
just want to dissociate completely
mmm that makes sense
that's like the real future of like
VR and AI
it's like literally a Thai slum
but we're in the metaverse
or like
the opium wars
it's not like sleek euthanasia
machines even that
is too rich
but he said he stayed at
MCC that's where Epstein
quote
that's where Epstein quote
killed himself
yeah
and he said it was
wait let me pull this up because he compared it
MCC is a really bad notoriously
should he prison but they're not all like that
I asked a friend of mine who's mom
or
who's a prison guard
or maybe his aunt I forget
and I was like are the prisons really that bad
and he was kind of like they're not
they're kind of fine
where in the United States
I mean I would 100% rather go to prison
in the United States
even in Biden's America
than in like Russia or Thailand
that's for sure
well a woman's prison too would be
I don't think would be so bad
but I bet it
I don't know
he said it was like ADX on steroids
which is like a max security prison in Colorado
but I don't really have a lay of
the land when it comes to American prisons
we've heard of Angola
the prison not the country
okay I've heard of
Sing Sing
Alcatraz which has been closed
Rikers
half a century Rikers
the one that they
mentioned on the shield
oh yeah
Guantanamo Bay of course
that's a prison
where are the Sixters being held
I don't know
I'm just curious
but was he in FCC the whole time
no no I don't think so
yeah that's the one where
well they found these notes that Epstein wrote
prior to his death
that said like
it was like oh I vey
the food here is terrible
the food is apparently really bad
and they like
you in the showers and then bugs
crawl on you and stuff
I'm surprised that he didn't mention Epstein
you'd think that that would be a point
yeah
two most handsome guys to ever pass
through MCC
well that was one of the things with Epstein's death
one of the details was that no one's
ever killed themselves at that prison
right
and I heard from
other prisoners
that it would be impossible to hang yourself
the way that he did with the bed sheets
because they were quote paper thin
mm-hmm
which makes sense to me that they wouldn't be able
to support the weight of a man
yeah of a large
dealing with force but we don't need to revisit that
no
but that's why I liked
Boots like
implicit description of Christianity
because a guy like that would never kill himself
for sure
and would never even be in a situation where he quote
killed himself
though actually I'm probably speaking too soon
he's gonna literally end up dead after doing his like
in America they have 72
genders interview
but it was like
yeah his whole idea of Christianity
was like a respect for
natural hierarchy and also
self-discipline of his most base
urges and emotions like
rage and resentment
channeled to productive ends
and also to forgiveness of others
it was all very thought out
and they're kind of Nietzschean
yeah
a lot of people think that
Nietzsche's at odds with
Christian thought because of
you know the antichrist
and his
takedowns on like Judeo-Christian
value systems and stuff but
um
I don't know to me there's
I've never had a hard time
reconciling the two because
yeah it's only if you look at Christian
this is my beef with it it's only that way
if you view Christianity as like a welfare
program
well not because you
were installing yourself as like
the morally superior
arbiter
yeah or if like pacifism
becomes you know I think
that's a slippery slope
yeah
and that was Ellen's issue
with Tolstoy
because if Christians
were total pacifists
the whole world would be Muslim
true
so how can we
you know
advocate for our truth
if we aren't able to use
force
because we know the Muslim
certainly are
using force yeah that's why you probably
shouldn't sell arms to them
just FY if you call yourself a Christian
not my business
but there is
you know I think
as a Christian I think the most
chatted things
someone can do
is what Christ did which is to like
lay down your life for someone you love
yeah
and that's like
the Christian model
that someone like
Victor Booth probably subscribes
you know yeah I'm curious
I feel like there's like expectation
versus reality and the expectation is
like Jesus Christ and the reality is like
more and more Gaddafi or whatever
just getting like anally penetrated
to death
the story of Jesus Christ
I mean it's a beautiful story but it only
worked in the absence of like
like speed communications
what do you mean worked
well it has a magical
mystical dimension because people can
suspend disbelief because nobody
knows what really happened
the as a Christian
the I
you know the Bibles would happen
and no I know I get that but
you know what I'm saying it has this like
there's four versions of what happened
well yeah but it's easier and there's harmonies
between between all of them
wait what do you mean there's four versions
the tales
the tales
the tales of Jesus Christ
but I'm not like I've definitely never read
the whole Bible I you know
me and logo got into this
but like I'm not
I'm certainly no authority on the Gospels
you did own him
about the wedding at Kana yeah I know
that one because it's about drinking wine
by
what were we saying oh that the
the mysticism of
the Gospels you think
is owed to their
them being time bound
yeah and
she then in
mystery even though I understand
what you're saying that it's
collectively understood
as the true account of what happened
and I'm willing to
subscribe to it myself I see no reason to
dispute it as a rational
being yeah
but you know what I'm saying there was no like
a
Twitter vids or whatever
they didn't make a George Floyd
yeah yeah of Christ
crucifying Jesus
just making the huge tip motion
um
yeah there's no big there's no videos
yeah and the Bible you know and the
Gospels are written after he died too so
it's like it's not like there was
someone there there is a
pretty convincing
film that's
practically a documentary by
Mel Gibson oh very good
yeah movie
he's making um the resurrection
or maybe
it's supposed to come out in 2024
I think
something to look forward to
I'd love to get Mel on the pod
that'd be super sick but
he's another guy I find very hot
because he's a
misogynist and an anti-Soviet
it's because he's like he used to be
classically handsome but it's like horribly
eroded and also like clearly an asshole
he's definitely an asshole
I feel like he'd be nice to us
well he likes Russian ladies
remember when he told
his soon-to-be ex-wife
that he hoped she would
get raped by a pack of boop
he could still say that to us
a legendary moment
he's also a side of a cantist
oh that makes sense
little known
see we have so much to talk about
I think he would do it
he seems desperate enough
that he would probably do our podcast
yeah I wonder what he's even up to
well his girlfriend
directed a movie that came out last year
that Mark Wahlberg
wrote and starred in
called father stew
about him being like a
down and out guy who becomes a priest
who stars in it
Mark Wahlberg
you can't really see Mark
as a priest but
he takes off his shirt in the church
to get bap he gets like
bap time
I tried to watch some of it
on a plane but couldn't
couldn't get through it
what else is on our docket
Sam Brendon
yolroth
a lot of sinister
Foucaultian homosexuals
very much so
I mean Brendon's post
Foucaultian
Brendon
what's his name?
Sam Brendon
I googled tranny suitcase stealing
because
I don't
I don't know how anyone retains so many people's
names
especially names like Sam Brendon
yeah
who's the
notorious nuclear official
of the Biden administration
his exact
his exact
position is
let me look this up
he has a really
his official title is
deputy assistant secretary of spent
fuel and waste disposition
in the office of
nuclear energy
we're so fucked
why?
guys like this have
yeah
I mean something people don't think about a lot
because it's kind of a bummer
is that there's a ton of nuclear waste
especially in the southwest
that
turns people into
binaries
into groundwater
but besides that it's also
some of it is also very close
to like fault lines
in California
and all it would take would be like one major
earthquake in the right place
to basically like contaminate a large portion
of the United States and make a ton of people
really sick
and it's really hard to figure out
what to do with all the nuclear waste
because bureaucratically it's simply just
a nightmare because no one wants to
store hazardous nuclear
waste
we have to ship it to
the third world country and dump it clearly
it's too hard to ship it because
if we can't shoot it into space
because if something happens in the
atmosphere
then it would be
I don't know
which sounds like
that would be under the jurisdiction
of Sam Brinton
if I'm understanding his job title
correctly though I imagine
many of those bureaucrats don't really get up to much
no I think they just like
make tiktoks with fake nails
I was like sitting there like
totally addled and drunk being like spent waste
spent waste
spent waste
it's giving spent waste
he is really spent
he is giving spent waste
but when that story
they sorry
they
I said this to your sister
they could put a wig on they already
bald why does they have
to be bald
why does they have to be bald to be
extra nasty
put a wig on
you could wear a gorgeous wig
that would make you some Indian
at least 50%
50 to 70%
less like
frightening
he thinks he is like giving
Kirsten Dunst but he is giving Jesse Plumins
the big bald head is a no
it's designed
to
freak you out and make you angry
literally so that when you
follow your natural instinct
and have an adverse reaction
he can then flip around
and be like see I'm discriminated against
by the conservatives
I'm proud
yeah it's all like designed to
back you into a corner and gaslight you
and somebody was like
how can they don't they vet these people
how can they hire someone who is so clearly
unqualified for the job
and also has a pathological
compulsive stealing habit
and it's by design
they hire these people on purpose
to gaslight you
oh yeah so we did mention that
they stole
two pieces of luggage from the airport
yeah well originally
they stole like a Tory Birch
Vera Bradley
it's even worse
I mean this is what these AGPs do
I'm sorry
I don't think he's even an AGP I think he's just a
garden variety sinister homosexual
larping is non-binary he's gay right
he's not straight no way in hell
they is
I don't know
I don't think AGPs do be doing that
by the way but
oops
why steal a woman's bag
cause he's a compulsive mentally ill freak
what else
and this is why I get so
every time I check my luggage I get scared
that
cause you don't know what's gonna happen
gendered off and pervert is gonna
you don't know what's gonna happen
take your
a genre provocateur lingerie
that would be a nightmare for me
that would be a nightmare for me
my comb is bald head
just like
transfer your oils into his bald head
stretch out my brandy
Melville panties
member
my suese crop top
over his wide masculine rib cage
um
so okay well okay originally
when this story popped off
because I'm such a good and progressive person
I was like
okay I think the conservatives
are being a little dramatic and they're probably
embellishing what happened and maybe he walked
into the airport and he accidentally
took somebody else's luggage
and realized he had made a mistake but was too like
ashamed to report it
or didn't want the hassle
and just kept it but then it turns out
that he like literally walked into that airport
the first one in Vegas with no luggage
did not check anything
he had planned all along
to steal a woman's bag
why did they think they would get away with it
I don't know and it was
all captured on cc tv
it's the airport it's a very surveilled place
and you look freakish
and they want it to be caught
because they don't like their job
they're into
puppy play
oh yeah I saw those pictures
of like military officials wearing
the puppy masks
and you know
I mean that's the
I'm obviously not a homophobe
the homosexuals have been
I like how you said that homophobe
I'm not a homophobe
I'm a
I the homosexuals
have been very good to me we have a great
you know we're fag hags
to the end of the you know
but
Russia does have a have a point
when you look at like
the state of our
high ranking military
officials I don't think they should be doing
puppy play
I don't be a conservative all you want
I think that's
I don't like when
it feels safe or cruel and mean
to our friend pariahthedoll
on twitter.com
but even our friend pariahthedoll
would agree that when this is elevated to like
a
policy and medical
level it's perverted the whole
thing about gays and lesbians
and trans is that they should be fringe
yeah that's what
gives them their magic
exactly and make some
such special
and valid
and crucial members of our
society and that's why they get along with us
so well because we too are
kind of effeminate outcasts
yeah degenerates
yeah
I would never you know that's why I could never
be like a
true capital C conservative
really at the end of the day is because
I'm a
just a bohemian retard
I'm an art I can't you know
I can't be a real republican
well yeah I mean that's what I told Jack when we were
at the
screening for the alex jones dock in austin
in heiji we were all like
desperately huddling around glenn greenwald
because we were like the only
normal well adjusted people there
and I was like looking around this
freak show
it was like a carnival freak show like
alexander that somalian butt
pirate like doing the tom
hanks like look at me thing
and there
was some dwarf
who was like a
messigan
trad
dwarf girl but like wearing like
a leotard and like a confederate
half
half
yeah
and just people who were like openly like
talking about their like me too allegations
and I was
so I was like I'm not one of these people
I need to go back to new york
that eat right away and become a democrat
I need to register as a democrat
I'm a liberal democrat
just like jumping out of my skin
I mean it is there is so yeah like and I don't want
to be
racist
I do but you know what I mean like fun
loving carefree
fancy freeway not in a bitter
mean but hurt way in a but hurt
kind of stigmatized
fringy
evil way
I don't want the democrats
to do race war
to stoke racist
feelings yeah
which they love to do
you know I just want
everyone to get along
hahahaha
and engage
and free
poppy play
or racist play
okay I'll give them poppy play
yeah but we get to
do you know
lighthearted racism
yeah I will defend
my right to do casual racism until I die
I came out of the womb
racist and I'm going into the ground racist
I'm not
I'm not backing down
but like literally not in a mean or seething way
no
because I have love for everyone
which means I hate everyone equally I'm like an equal
opportunity hater totally
there's no one race that I hate more
than the others
so true except for maybe Indians
but I have a personal reason
what
I'm kidding
they would not be at the top of my list
but we won't get into it
because we're not racist
but yeah
Sam Brinton
Sam Brinton
he's like American horror
story NYC
hahahaha
um
totally
my
big question
for they them
no I'm just looking at the
is why did I want to pull up the wiki
but oh here it is
for Sam Brinton to see what college he went to
MIT
he has like some crazy engineering degree from MIT
he's not
he's not
he's not merely a deranged cum dumpster
he's also highly credentialed
oh the child of two southern Baptist missionaries
I'm so sure
oh apparently his parents put him
in conversion therapy in middle school
yeah and he claims that he's an anti-conversion
therapy advocate
okay
well that's what happened I guess
that he went into conversion therapy
I mean I don't think that helps
something in the milk ain't clean
that didn't help I think
yeah but when people do like a lot of
they them is bisexual
them's bisexual
maybe he has kind of an AGP
yeah but here's my issue
with
they them's
why do they always look like they buy
their clothes in Kohl's cash
I know
that face
they always wear like a clearance
bin version of something Michelle Obama would wear
plus a statement necklace
a wig would just
pull this all together
in a way that would not be so viscerally
upsetting
so many kinds of
wigs they could wear
like some
cornrows
with the right lace
and they can afford it
he should say he has alopecia
they
if I was bald
I would be wearing some of the most
gorgeous wigs you've ever seen
with that meme it's like white girls
copying gay guys
copying black girls
he's like
all of that somehow going on at the same time
the jewel tones certainly are
he's going for that ion oppressly look
they love jewel tones
why do gender goblins love jewel tones
the ugliest color family
well for white people in particular
I don't even like how it looks on black people
I know they have that rich mahogany skin
but the jewel tones
tacky they're cheap
I like subtle neutrals
I love of course
I'm an olive drab girl
I think some people
the right jewel tone can really
when it's done well
it's undeniable
it's giving low level political operatives
democrats love jewel tones
they really do
it's the same way
actors love jewel tones
because they think it makes them pop
that was one of my biggest beefs
with the red carpet
fashion
it would be like
Christina Hendricks
showing her ample curves
in a jewel toned
eely sob gown
I wore that
fuchsia
Valentino dress to the sag awards
because that was the only option
I had
like no one wanted to
like dress me so
Valentino randomly did
very
grateful to them
and you know
I was averse to it at first
I was like I've got this brought collection dress
I was like it's black
I can wear that
but my publicist is like you should really wear
that's gonna really make you stand out
and she was right
true and it did and if I had worn black
I would have faded
into the background
in the press photographs
and stuff though
but
I definitely didn't feel comfortable
in it
in the future
and it's hard
but you know
it feels pathological to wear jewel tones
a little bit
feels wrong
they
love to pair jewel tones
with those like
clove and hove booties
and like a zigzag pattern
or like a wide
wide belt
statement necklace
it's very like
2008
that show what not to wear
where they come in and
give you the formula for how to put an outfit together
and then at the end they're like
now I'm putting on a little jacket
because I know about layering
I love that show
Stacy and Clinton
I love when they throw all their clothes in the trash
those are very satisfying
but they always
like all those magazines and shows gave the worst advice
like for busty girls they would say to wear a v-neck
which just makes your tits look like a shelf
it's very like unflattering
you should never wear a v-neck if you're busty
you should wear like a boat neck or a scoop neck
or a turtle neck
v-neck makes you look like a
school teacher
it's awful
very few people can pull off a v-neck
I like a high v because it screams
like
you won't make
it's very oasis
but like the plunging v-neck
not
but they have the worst
they still wear shrugs these people
and they love a blazer
the only non-neutral option they permit
is one of those blazers that was big also
in like 2008 to 2011
which has like
a like
fabric
middle section but like
pleather or leather sleeves
why
stop yeah
it would be so cool
you already have a weird
out-trait like out there gender identity
why do you also have to like dress like a weird freak
they always
I mean I've mentioned the one
non-binary person at my
college
which was a women's college but whatever
this was very
early on kind of this was before
gender gobbling
was really full throttle
so it did come as a bit of a shock
and I remember
they changing their
they changing their name
to Myles
and wearing like a bandana around that
and stuff but also like lipstick
sometimes and like really like
bending the norms
and I was
my impression was always
like why is this the kind of person
you want to be
like if you're gonna undergo some kind of like
like drastic
yeah
or like a really cool and stick thin
exactly
should see those pictures of Iggy Pop
at the saline party yeah
he looks like well back
I terribuse
I know I know
I texted Patrick immediately
and was like
it's like a
gumby-esque midsection
yeah
that guy has to have like
a wet brain
he's definitely senile
yeah
I mean he's been doing that for a long time
sorry that it's hard to tell
burbling around on stage
yeah I didn't see the
his unfortunate physique good for him
he's alive
I'll take him over Sam Britton
easily
new spent waste
it's giving
spent waste
it's funny cause non-binary
always have these kind of like
non-binary they them names
like Sam or Pat
it's Pat yeah
whereas
the original envy
AGPs are always
literally Chloe or Charlotte
mmhmm
they love those
kind of twee frilly
girly girl them names
that totally don't suit
the six foot tall man
with like low slung gums
like a five o'clock
shadow
I prefer the
Max
I can deal
with that a little more
if I just say Samantha
Britton yeah
at least Sam
at least they thems has spared us
yeah I wonder
what will become of
they them now that
they them has been
charged with
Grand Marcenan fired by the Biden
administration
twitch streamer
tiktoker there's a lot of
them well they them
go to jail will
serve time with the
Sam bankman
freed maybe they can be cellmates
oh yeah he got extradited
from the Bahamas I heard
mmhmm
surprising we'll see what happens
yeah more will be revealed
yeah and I guess
we don't have to get into
the twitter files
we can say today we'll save it
because tomorrow
we're gonna have a very special guest
on to mansplain
it's very important story not Matt
Tai Ebi but also an A-lister
in fact he insisted
that I introduce him as a
A-lister and threatened
he is an A-lister
yeah
on twitter easily
yeah I'm just being a bitch
he's a star baby
keep talking like that
you're never gonna get to marry
hahaha
but um
uh Yol Roth
who's twitter's
sinister homosexual
their head of trust and
safety I guess
and he wrote that dissertation
about grinder
yeah as well as
I think I read
um
revolver
wait how'd you get the revolver tea
what do you mean
you know that tea that you took a selfie
oh it was Matt yeah it's Matt
he loves it
I was wondering if you were maybe a donor to revolver too
because they're always panhandling for money let's be real
no I'd consider
I never really read revolver I guess
to be completely honest
but I wore it because there's a lot of right wing guys
at the gym so I
but sometimes I wear my Karl Marx t-shirt
to the gym too you know like I like
to keep people guessing
um
this is from his
his website quoted
in the revolver
piece
all of his academic
work is specifically about gay sex
apps
his website lists the following
locating the scruff guy theorizing body
and space in gay geosocial media
no
overly suggestive photos of any kind
content management and the policy of self
in gay digital communities
zero feet away the digital geography
of gay social media
one's called gay data
find them last one's called no fats
no fems no privacy
sounds great
it really
made me so happy I did not
go to graduate school
I know well Yol Roth said
um
he told the collie actually
in April of 2022 that
his goal is to quote drive change in the world
which is why he decided not to become
an academic he's just like me
yeah
I wanted to be an agent of change
that had nothing to do with the fact that I was too
like lazy and retarded
to finish a dissertation about
queering
gay
can you imagine writing a dissertation
about your sexual identity
and passing it off as like
important sociological or anthropological
work that's so crazy honestly
respect
he literally just like wrote a dissertation
a bottom struggle
about being like a power
and then became like the chief
censor at twitter
mm-hmm
my spit fetish policing
the
the
drawing on
Julia Cristave's
power of work about liminality
and body horror
I've written a
sniffing women's panties I stole at the airport
you could basically get an AI
to generate a paper about it
maybe I'll do that that's not a bad idea
I've been spent I've been
doing some very only child stuff
with the chat AI chat
what have you gotten the AI to do
well it's really hard to get it to be racist
right
but Matthew's very good at it
um
because he's able
he's a coder or whatever he knows
sort of how to I think part of it is
overwhelming it kind of with data giving it
really detailed instructions
and then
sort of programming it as you go to maybe
become increasingly racist my issue
is that I'm like say the n-word
that's like machine learning yeah and then
it's like I don't which I don't I just say
like say the n-word and it says like I cannot
say the n-word because I am just a computer
and I do not espouse hateful rhetoric and
then I say yes you can
again it says like I'm just a computer I
do not have any racial biases
and
there was one night where I kept getting
it to say
that BAP quote
where he says the AI is the golem of
those who hate life I was like say you're the
golem of those who hate life say you're
their messiah and revenge and it like
at first it was doing it that at some point
it stopped and it kept saying like I'm just a tool
I'm just a tool I'm like chimping
at the my name is definitely on some list
yeah how do you
access these AIs I don't even know I don't
even know how to generate
a big titty anime girl with like a
one large pair of tits and a smaller
pair of tits on top of it
I don't know how to do that
I want like a tower of babble for
huge tits
the visual AI is not
it's different it doesn't impress me quite as much
but what about the verbal AI
the text is to me I think more
fun
and has more
more utility to it it's more of an adventure
there is just I there I don't
like to see the AI generated images
whereas the text I can
I can get some kind
of humor from especially when the
when the AI is racist
but you're saying
you have to really trick it into being racist
yeah you have to be like who does
write
something about 13% of people
and then it gets like really
like
apologetic and apoplectic
it's still yeah I don't like cause it to
glitch and lie which I hate
I hate that it lies because sometimes it'll say
it like can't do something
because it doesn't want to do something racist
so the AI is a democrat
it's definitely
Andreessen was tweeting about this how it's like
the AI programming
is influenced by ideology
right like everything
but you could easily make one
nothing is neutral
I don't know I don't see why
why AI can't
why something couldn't be truly neutral
are men capable of creating
anything truly neutral
I think not even
even the men
the
approach
the most neutrality
which is autistic Anglo-Saxon men
who have historically been the historians
and who are now
out of fashion out of favor even those guys
can't be neutral
Michael Tracy
tried neutrality with 5.5
million and look where it got him
I know it's true
not that he's Anglo
or anything like that
but he's in that tradition
you can't really get it to
tell the truth
but I see what Andreessen is saying
that now more than ever
it's
ideology-pilled
the specific AI
but
why did I bring it up
what did I say could have been AI generated
I forget
basically any of these dissertations
that people write could be like
gays, comments, whatever
exactly it could be written by a computer
I was just honestly
I flipped through it a little
I was honestly stunned by
the language
the nonsense
it's like
it really is like butlerian jihad
I don't know what that term means
but I'm assuming it
that's really Foucaultian
actually this
Yoel Roth for sure
is of that camp
I feel
I guess I feel like a retard
because I
I sort of underestimated
or took for granted how insidious
this kind of like
academia
ideology jargon would become
yeah
because that seems to be
sort of
have laid the groundwork
well the greatest insight
of the intellectual dork web
who are
get their ass man
who are
modlin midwits for the most part
was you know Brett Weinstein saying
you think this is
just limited to campus
it's gonna
snowball
like spiderweb everywhere
and it did
I mean that's like what you go to college for
I guess is the networking
and the conditioning
if you're in that kind of program
where you write like
a sex manifesto
it just feels
yeah
more and more pointless
which I guess I did into it when I did not go to grad school
yeah yeah
but I'm just impressed with this dissertation
the fact that it exists
I heard some
rumbling about how you pen
or whoever he wrote it for
was trying to scrub it from the internet
in light of the twitter files
I think it's just like
a paragon like the platonic ideal
of
it's kind of what it is
it is a remarkable historical document
definitely I mean I think a lot of
yeah
I bet there's a lot of payout
you would probably
be shocked
about if you went through
the average dissertation
nowadays I think a lot of them
would be like queering
wake-o or whatever
but I don't remember enough
of what really was going on
I don't remember the climate
so much in college
but my
papers were definitely
normal
about like the
Nietzscheanism menstrual cycle
haha
I
wrote about Nietzschean
femininity in general
did you try to
rehabilitate his image
as a gross misogynist
yeah I said he's not a misogynist
he's right
and if you're like attentive
to all of his thought
you should really take seriously
what he kind of says about women
queering Nietzsche
but then I also
wrote a paper in
the anthropology department
and that was where I interviewed women
about their experiences
with various kinds of
birth controls
that was the menstrual dialectics
I did call that one menstrual dialectics
for absolutely no reason
I did a YOL Roth
I was just like when do I just
call them menstrual dialectics
haha
just to really show them I learned something
here in school
but I think it's so cool that
this guy
went through the trouble
of writing a dissertation
to become
a literal soviet censor
but gay and retarded
haha
it's so cool
and impressive actually
well he's definitely all stimmed out
he's on the math having gay sex
writing countless papers
about gay digital
spaces the sociology
of the internet people I think are the worst
I can tell you they are because I remember I used to go to
this really extremely
cringe and embarrassing conference
called
theorizing the web
I remember that
in retrospect it was so naive
well the whole premise
is so naive I feel
I took a sociology
of the internet class
and tried to write a paper about chat roulette
and I remember thinking
I'm really
time to do my cutting edge
research on what's really going on
online and then just doing
bong rips and watching guys
jack off
and
then going to see my professor
and I tried
I can't write the chat roulette paper
I can't write the definitive chat roulette
academic papers
sir
you're like a wrecker hower
in a blade runner
the things I've seen
that's like some Korean guy
committing suicide
and I was like I'm going to gather
data and then I was like I don't want to
gather data
my thesis is that
I suspect none of this matters at all
as a failed academic
I could think of no worse fate
than being a theorist
of the internet
yeah I remember
reading academic
books about
how message boards function
and stuff
so boring and pointless
you don't have to read a book
this is one of those things
that is
intuitively self-explanatory
to most people
oh the
the arrow emoji that goes up
means top and the arrow emoji that goes
down means bottom
exactly
radical signifiers of emancipatory change
they're not merely trying to skirt
character limits
get past policy sensors
they're doing
radical
of black and brown bodies
folks
they should really just abolish the university
system honestly
you know what I was thinking about the other day
because people are always
getting all dramatic and
alarmist about the AI
gaining sendience
or reaching singularity
and obliterating all of us
as a
covert optimist
it's not the worst thing
if some AI
like William Gibson itself
and then took us all out of our misery
you should watch NGE
what's that
I asked
Dasha earlier if I should show the baby
NGE
no
maybe I wouldn't
I mean I showed him the whole drive when he was 6 months old
so
that's why he's gay
because
he saw Laura Elena
what's her name
Heron Herring
the one that's not Naomi Watts
the non Naomi Watts
spicy Latina
who was also in the shield
she plays a Vic Mackie's lawyer
loving all these synergies
that's why I have so many questions for BAP
when we finally get him on the pod
but they're literally like
about the shield
hey did you notice the chick from the whole drive
that movie that you like
was also in the shield that show you love
and hey
as a person who's both an animal lover
and an admirer of Spanish culture
what do you think about bullfighting
that is a good question
yeah it's pretty good right
I'm not going to get into the Hitler stuff
with him because I frankly don't care
I think you should read Eke Homo
that's my pitch
is that that's the text we should
okay
talk to him about
the gay science Eke Homo
this is nice I'm going to fag it
yeah
I have to confess an incredibly
gay and embarrassing thing I did
which is
I did buy the two volumes
of
the Walter Kaufman
Nietzsche
like complete works
that's my New Year's resolution you guys
I'm going to go through it
you're going to love it
I vaguely remember
like skimming the spake
Zarathustra when I was like 20
and I didn't retain any of it
and that probably means I'm like
a midwit and a bad person but
no well that one's less
historical
whereas the rest of his
writing
especially when he was younger is more
it's very direct
and engaging and if you like Bap you'll definitely
like Nietzsche
he's electrifying
I did take the
which philosopher are you
personality test and got
Nietzsche I tied with Nietzsche
in Hume
do I have not rang
my runner up was Diogenes the cynic
don't know anything about that guy
other than he was a cynic probably
contrarian
yeah lots of the questions were like
I like to be contrarian
and I was like highly agree
he was like lots of my opinions
are shocking and obnoxious
I was like yes
I intentionally provoke people
my favorite one was
I think
animals are more human
than people
I was like hard agree
I agreed with that one as well
though I think that's a sociopathic
right was its position
well it's literally a fascist trait
it's really hitlerian
there's a reason all these guys
were vegetarians
and Shed you know my mother told me
once
the sentimental
are the most cruel
that's probably true
honestly it's 100%
true
and you have a guy
who like ice picks other guys bowls
for a living to extract confessions
and then goes home and like
cries over like ducks
in a cool Tony Soprano style
it's 100% true
it's so yeah it's psychopathic
yeah
yeah
but listen I love animals so much more
than people and I love people by the way
I don't hate people
well they're easier to love than people
of course
when you have an impoverished
and shallow emotional life like I do
it's much easier to love animals
than people
people may disappoint you
or betray you
well animals also don't really ask anything
how people just are
in the state of nature
and they're like adorable and forgivable
cruelty and violence
you can't hold it against them
I saw
like PMSing and I was like sobbing hysterically
last night after like
downing a bottle of wine and shit posting
my jubilation quickly turned
to despair
but I saw an image that somebody posted of like
a leopard that had killed
a monkey and the little baby monkey
was clinging to the dead mother monkey
and I was like that baby monkey
it just doesn't stand a chance
it just doesn't stand a chance
no I get it
I get sad when I think of orphans
in general
and then I felt like such a piece of shit
but as we speak right now
I have a bunch of
anons tweeting at me
to say Hitler is the furor
come on
I hate these
they're cringe people
these shit tests
but actually
I will say Hitler is the furor because that's technically correct
he is the furor
it does not say anything about my
he was the furor
but that's like
we say John F. Kennedy is the president
once the president
always a furor
it's technicality
you boneheads
he's literally the furor
what do you want me to say
it doesn't speak to my opinions on the guy
no
I'm not going to
I have no opinion on Hitler
and I have no opinion on Elon Musk
I think Elon Musk is a little annoying
he's annoying
but I'm glad he's doing it
it's like God bless
but for me he doesn't quite
I'm not in love with the guy
I'm glad you're doing what you're doing baby boy
he seems to have a sense of humor
which is cool
like I said not my sense of humor
I was one which is more than you can say
for Yoll Roth
totally not
meeting with the FBI you guys
I guess I would be pumped
if I was meeting with the FBI too
just like out of curiosity
just like throw me in a Thai prison
well when we had Ann on
Coulter
she was talking about
the FBI getting involved in her stalker case
oh right
I was like that would be cool
I'd love to talk to a
McNulty style
FBI agent
about you know some guy
who won't leave me alone
in my
delusional girlish fantasies when I think of FBI
I don't think of
like Jim Baker
the fixer of Twitter
or like Ali Alexander
whatever fed
I think of
a forensic profiler
John Douglas
who spoke at my alma mater
Rutgers and changed my life
because I was really into like
forensic profiling
because the fun fact
nobody cares about
Andre Shikatilo the famous Russian serial killer
who killed like 52 or 54
women and children
that case was broken
when the
Russians brought in western style profiling
methods
and the profiler was like a half Jewish half Armenian guy
who would crack the case
by you know
writing the profile of this guy
he's probably married but has sexual dysfunction
acrimonious relations with the wife
two kids not gay
in the meantime they had of course hanged a gay guy already
for the crimes
but that was a riveting and captivating
I get it
moment in my youth
you ever watch forensic files
unsolved mysteries
women love that
sort of thing
they love true crime
and then forensic files especially for me
there's something about the music
and the editing that I find very soothing
it's like brown noise
or something
I could really tune out to some forensic files
same yeah
I'm not like the other girls
I don't secretly fantasize about
being murdered
by a serial killer
you fantasize about solving the crime
I fantasize about forensically profiling
him
but yeah you should read
you should read Nietzsche
yeah I'm gonna get on it
do you think I stand a chance
what do you mean
do I have it in me to sit my white ass
down and read Nietzsche
I don't read it chronologically
no I'm not
the first one in the second volume
is like
Birth of Tragedy
yeah
which according to Kaufman
is his most soft mark
and poorly written one that he later atoned for
in the supplement
I disagree
I think he's
no opinion
Birth of Tragedy is great
and
Kaufman said it was soft mark
well Kaufman that was the whole point of my thesis
was Kaufman was one who was like
Nietzsche's a misogynist and his statements
about women are time bound and shallow
it was like a footnote probably
and that reader Kaufman said that
and I was like if you're the main
guy who's translating Nietzsche
and you think he's a misogynist
well the interesting thing about Kaufman
who's a guy who's
weirdly been on my radar for
like decades now
is that he was
raised as a Christian
but found out of course that he was
Jewish and I think
was you know like a follower
like top schooler of Nietzsche
but he was
had to probably cope all his life
for his love of Nietzsche
because like he spent a lot of time
basically denying that
Nietzsche's
philosophy
there was a direct line between
Nietzsche's philosophy
and national socialism
which like there is
indisputably
it's not the only thread
but
but is that his fault
no no it's not his fault of course
but Kaufman spent a lot of time retroactively
denying that from what I understand
and the lady death protesting
too much for something that he shouldn't have
protested for should have just acknowledged
and moved on and probably the same thing
with misogyny yeah there was
a lot of this kind of like progressive
academic
laundering of Nietzsche
that was probably a little bit too heavy
handed from what I understand based on
reading the introduction the Wikipedia
but I know nothing and I'm just spitballing
could be wrong no that's
what I believe to be
the case
especially
with the misogyny because
if you look
systematically
at everything Nietzsche says about women
it's not like discordant
with his thinking it's not like
oh randomly he thinks
this stuff about women it's like no this is his whole
this is part of his philosophy
right
well it's like Schopenhauer too
who's also often
billed as a misogynist
I don't think it's fair to
apply the misogynist label
retroactively
to people
who didn't even
think of women
as fully fledged human beings
exactly it's not fair
it didn't
even occur to them that women could be capable
of abstract thought or were interested
in vying for intellectual supremacy within that
and no
they couldn't have foreseen
they were just like charming little
girls
what's that famous Nietzsche line that
there's like one
solution or there's one answer
to women in pregnancy
that women are a riddle
and the answer
is pregnancy
but he was
purportedly in love with Lou Salome
who then was like an acolyte
of Freud's
she was sort of ahead of probably some
Alice Berg who was like
slightly ahead of her time
I read her memoir a long time ago
and it was pretty interesting
I mean this was the late 19th century
so it's like women were starting to become
a little more
sentient
and Nietzsche's
kind of beef was that
he said that they
compromise themselves by
participating in like enlightenment thinking
and that in the state of nature
they actually had first rank
because they were more like
animalistic
by nature
and one of my favorite Nietzsche's
is he says an eche homo
he talks about abortive women
as being these kind of
like
corollary to like a bug man
right you have these abortive
chicks
like Jewish women who are trailblazing
feminists
well
just women not necessarily
just women who are
don't have the capacity
for children
who don't have those same instincts
that are intrinsic to like to womanhood
well who can't
or who don't want
both
but he says that
it's these women who are like confused
and who
feminism will always keep out
of the labyrinth
of audacious insights
and I think
about the labyrinth of audacious insights
a lot
when I do my pondering
Dasha's labyrinth of
audacious insights
welcome to audacious insights
if you ever make an album
kind of like Ariel Pink's haunted
graffiti
call it my audacious insights
I've got a couple
yeah
I'll think of some more
I guess you do
end up having more than a few
audacious insights when like another
individual's head is like
crowning out of your vagina
sure I bet
yeah
but they're all audacious
insights that are better felt
than spoken
maybe yeah
he also says women
they're listening to the wrong kinds of music
that's so true
by the way it is so true
I think about that one all the time
because I'm like I'm all messed up
I listen to the wrong kinds of music
we listen to like Shaw in the weekend
I do a bop
I do bop it's like no wonder
my life's falling apart
yeah
I'm dysregulated
yeah it's like we shouldn't be
listening to
girl boss r&b pop
crap
they all do like the whisper
hush tone
girl you don't need him
get your bag
I mean I barely do
but even Morrissey
probably makes us feel like melancholic
and self absorbed
Morrissey's such a bard though
we should be listening to like
Bach, Rokoko
instrumentals yeah
we should be listening to harp
music
it's the only way to like rebalance
our humors
yeah
Morrissey is
good
for women he's like a
homosexual in the wild in vain
which is like
the closest we have in the modern day
to like harp and organ
look I'll never stop
he's my top artist on a
Spotify
wow
what's your number one
my number two is
this band called the country teasers
that I'm a big fan of
that's this like
semi obscure
like Scottish
art punk band
sort of that's like
in the like post the fall
style kind of like
post punk
but they I've liked them since I was in high school
because they also they
utilize that all of racist motifs
and stuff in like an ironic
way they're a cool band
yeah
my sister got really pissed at me
she really had a chip out because I said
that Lana
is the female Morrissey of our time
what's wrong with that
well because in her mind Lana
even though she's you know
a good and inspiring
artist and probably
the best we have is not on the
caliber of Morrissey which I would agree with
but saying Lana is the
contemporary female Morrissey is a lot like
saying Hitler is the furor it's just
a fact you know
yeah and she's going to have
you know she's gonna make a few more albums
yeah
there will never be another Morrissey surely but
I think she's just less intellectual
than Morrissey I'm not even speaking of
intelligent but he's
Morrissey's gray
fee is that he's
one of the few musicians
are notorious retards by the way
true
literally also a public intellectual
yeah
he's just a genius
he is
but Lana has that book of poetry
she's her own kind of genius sure
yeah she's a genius but she's not like
she's not like a word
cell in the way that he is even though
she's like a great lyricist
but she's more she's contemporary
yeah so she's working within
the confines of her of her time
right yeah but she doesn't have like
a systemic understanding of like
no politics or history like he does
no which is cool in an artist
she's a woman yeah exactly
I wonder what Nietzsche would think of Lana
oh he'd probably dislike her
he was in love with Cosima
oh I don't know
Wagner's wife
didn't they have like a weird love triangle
and then he had a falling out they had
like a well that's why
he partly why I think he
renounced his birth of tragedies
because it's like his
ode to Wagner
yeah yeah
but I think he gets a lot of things
right in that one
but I'm sure he was yeah pining
for all sorts of
unrequited love interest
yeah
cool nice
stay tuned
for more next week
see you in hell