Red Scare - Did You Know That There's a Jewish Tunnel Under Eastern Pkwy
Episode Date: January 20, 2024The ladies discuss the Chabad synagogue tunnel, the Jewish Hollywood letter, and more....
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We're back. We're reporting live from inside the Jew tunnel. And we're drinking some Josh
wine to bring the meme cycle to a full full close. What's up with the Josh memes? Um,
I think I'm not that cynical.
I think it is like some organic engagement with the fact that Josh Wine is objectively
funny, kind of always has been.
Kind of been on the back burner.
But like, I feel like there's some understanding in the collective unconscious that Josh Wine
is funny.
But cynically, I'm like a genius marketing ploy.
They've done it like.
Josh company.
Josh company, yeah.
They're gonna get people to buy Josh as a joke
because they know no one's buying it for real.
But it's probably the-
Yeah, remember like 10 years ago when Colt 45
started marketing to white millennials?
No.
It's like a beer that black people drink, you know?
Maybe it's like that and Josh is covertly marketing,
yet again to white millennials,
even though it's target demographic is like white boomers.
I don't know if it even has-
Who drinks Josh?
I mean, I have from time to time.
I feel like everyone kind of, it's a very populous wine because it's like, there's nothing
to indicate it's better quality, but it's like a slightly higher price point if you're
like in a real shit home.
Yeah, it's like 14 or $15.
Yeah, like at a gas station, you're like, I guess we'll get the jaw.
They really know their, their market.
They've cornered the market.
That's so gross.
On like last resort.
You know what the real mid-wit wine is?
That like people who think they're smart drink?
Bougelet, like...
Chris.
What's Chris?
It's like Josh, it's one of those like...
They sell it at mid-market wine shops, not like nice hipster ones.
Yeah.
So much of wine is a not like nice hipster ones. Yeah.
So much of wine is a scam.
It is, yeah.
But there's that one that looks like very kind
of ornately French, and it really ranges in price point,
but it's called something like Bougelet, like,
and I'm convinced all that's just like the same crap
from my barrel. Yeah, definitely.
They're like, it's barreled in France.
Bottle in France or whatever.
Barreled.
Fuck, I'm brain dead.
They put wine in barrels.
They put wine in barrels?
No, I know.
What's the other kind of like mid-market wine?
Not barefoot.
There's another one.
Barefoot's low.
It's low, yeah.
I don't, there's like the two buck chuck's low. It's low, yeah. I don't,
there's like the two buck chock
they famously sell at Trader Joe's
that's actually like decent.
Oh, like Robert Mondavi, that one.
I remember my uncle drinking like Robert Mondavi,
like unapologetically and unabashedly.
Our true stuff.
The thing is, we, you know,
we drink these natural wines.
Yeah. With these aesthetic labels, but it's just kombucha.
No sulfates.
It's just kombucha.
Yeah, that's...
It ain't shit.
It's just fermented stuff that's like marketed to us and we respond to which money we want
to.
I mean, I'll drink anything.
I know.
And I like to spend an extravagant amount on alcohol.
So they turn the anti-Semitism machine on? Yeah.
It's been a big week.
Did you know there's a Jewish tunnel
under Ocean Parkway?
I mean...
That's the big news story this week.
Yeah.
The Jewish channels, which people really tried
to suck the fun out of that too.
So quick.
Yeah.
Well, I was, we were in LA.
It was the night before our Brian Johnson interview.
And I like woke up at like 3 a.m. When I stopped being drunk or like was still half drunk and
Then looked started looking at my phone
Mm-hmm and saw the two coming out of the sewer. Yeah, and got really scared
Just got really like oh my god, why yeah when she and like he did give I mean it is what oh my God, what? Yeah, lynchion. Like he did give, I mean it is.
What's my boyfriend doing here?
Yeah.
It sucks that it is anti-semitic to say,
but it's like verminous activity, you know?
Like anything subterranean, anything like already
the Haasids like creep everybody out
and are like a hostile presence kind of and in
New York.
And even like mainstream normie Jews hate the Hossids and try to distance themselves
from them because they give all Jews a bad name.
They're extremists.
Yeah. Though I have to say, my hot take is that this made me distinctly less anti-semitic
in a weird way because I was thinking about the whole anti-semitic caricature industry,
like the happy merchant and how that trickled down into anti-semitic Pepe's and all that
stuff. And that kind of feels like overkill in retrospect
because they're their own anti-Semitic caricatures.
Well, yeah.
We don't need like white nationalists and racist denons
on the internet drawing cartoons.
They'll do it for you.
Yeah.
It kind of defies the purple.
Well, the thing, I mean, the most
annoying part of like the ADL like anti-Semitism watchdog economy, because that was sort of
that. First, there was like the wave of articles, a massive anti-Semitic response,
and then very quickly these articles,
before we had even figured out what was really going on,
writing about the anti-Semitism,
like doing this meta commentary
about how the real issue isn't that
there's tunnels underground and we don't know why,
the issue is the anti-Semitism.
And on the ADL's website, and they always do this,
it's like the one, the thing that does make me
feel anti-Semitic is the way that these organizations
will frame the idea that Jews are powerful
as an anti-Semitic trope when they just simply are.
Like they're not, I don't think they're like a cabal,
it's like coordinated, but it's like,
it's just like willfully to deny reality to say
that the Jews like aren't powerful
and to say that they are makes you anti-Semitic.
Yeah, it's not, it's not exactly coordinated
in like a formal or official sense,
but they communicate like a swarm of ants
or a school of fish through weird center, Jewish center.
They're clicky.
They always have been, they are entrepreneurial, resourceful.
They help each other.
They are like, you know.
Also the ADL death protests too much.
And fundamentally they're like paranoia is self flattering because at the end of the
day your average Jew is like not that powerful and can amid it,
much like most people just saying.
But broadly speaking, the average Jew is more successful
than the average any other person.
Yeah, well, the two people are saying that.
I'm just noticing here.
No, no, you're right, right.
But also I know what mean yeah like a lot of
most
Jews are like comfortably middle-class
Yeah, and some of them are like a little not even that smart and some of them are a little bit more of the bohemian
Inclination and then their parents are fuck ups and they like are down really mobile mm-hmm, but they're still kind of like bookish they have
certain kinds of capital.
Yeah, that and the the letter signed by 260 Hollywood celebs, which we can get to later,
are both classic examples of how Jews are totally complicit in anti-Semitism, but also totally oblivious to this fact.
They have to know what they're doing.
One would think, and yet if you look at the example of like Bill Ackman, right, who ran
that entire successful campaign against Claudine Gay in Harvard and started lashing out at
other institutions. And now he's like doing a weird thing where he's trying to make excuses
for his wife's blatant Wikipedia plagiarism.
Yeah. And kind of victimizing himself as them like.
And I'm like, do you even see yourself, bro? Take a look.
But we've basically just summarized the thesis of the Coddy Heap book that I keep referring to.
Oh, good.
OK.
Yeah.
So we don't have to go on.
Jews are blind to how they inspire and create
anti-Semitism, or what they like to call anti-Semitism.
Like they do any sort of conflict or tension
is fundamentally anti-Semitic.
Or the fact or just stating the simple fact
that they have a special, that they're a privileged class.
That they're an exclusive club
that demands special pleading.
And then when surprise, surprise, other people exclude them from stuff, that they're an exclusive club that demands special pleading.
And then when surprise, surprise,
other people exclude them from stuff,
they get all like bent out of shape.
Who'd cast the first stone?
I'm just saying.
But in the case of the Habbadnex and their tunnel network,
it really was, yeah, like,
especially now on Elon Musk's ex,
I feel like these sort of things proliferate much faster
and become like amplified.
Right, and people were sort of speculating
as to the purpose of the tunnels and... Well, ready people invoking the blood libel right away. We're getting into the Talmud
I'm trying to I still don't know what the Talmud is. Well, I it's like a user manual for the Torah
It's an oral tradition. It's an oral law
That was passed down
Kind of like sucking off babies.
After the bris.
They love their oral tradition.
After their temple was destroyed,
they maintained an oral tradition
and then finally wrote it down into this Talmudic text.
That's really kind of like a dialogue
and like full of a lot of like mundane autistic like squabbling about various aspects
literally a Talmudic network like a physical instantiation of it. Yeah, but it also does
say you know then you're trying to figure out what the fuck it says in the Talmud and
then you end up on like some of the most anti-Semitic websites you've ever seen.
Websites I didn't even know, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm literally on like fucking,
I'm on a list now because I was like trying to figure out what it said in the
Talmud and I went on like neo-nazi blood cult KKK.org.
Jewish lies expose like pictures of like Jewish guys with like red eyes and like oh my god
Yeah, people were basically speculating that there was maybe pedophilia involved or child
trafficking because the tunnels are allegedly connected to a children's museum. That they were torturing Christian children down there.
I'm really not buying that conspiracy theory
because again, all of that is out in the open.
They have a straight up religious ceremony around that.
They're not exactly keeping it a secret.
They don't need like an elaborate and obscure network of tunnels.
Well, they're not allowed per the tall.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Sorry.
Per the Talmud as the Talmud expert.
They're not allowed to rape Jewish children only non Jewish and only if they're like, three years old.
So the brist isn't cutting it, that's what I'm saying.
But I actually, I don't think that, okay?
I don't think that, okay?
I don't think that. And I kind of understand what they were up to.
And I got some context from some Jewish insiders.
From some Jewish incels.
And basically, well, I guess this is the sort of, this is the party line.
This is like what, this is the narrative that I basically see as being plausible, even though
it isn't quite out of, but it does when you just think about like, well, the bizarre stuff
Jews be doing, which again, their own fault. Right.
But there was like young kind of extremist Habadnics
who apparently were Israeli.
Yeah, and we're here on like student or tourist visas.
I read that New York Post article
where the rabbi of the synagogue was like,
this gives Jews a bad name, we gotta get them out of here.
And he was like doing like damage control and trying to distance
his congregation from this like motley band of extremists.
But the shul in Crown Heights is like the HQ of the Habad Jews.
Right.
Because this rabbi, Mashiach, you see him
all over like town or is it like
Messiah is coming. Yeah, yeah, I know
exactly who you're talking about. It's
that guy, that guy used to live there
and died there. And um,
a few years before he died was like,
I guess, hell bent on like expanding
the shul. Yeah, so they're basically just following his.
Yeah.
And they're like teens and like religious extremists
and they're like full of, you know, weird fervor.
And then the news emerged that they hired illegal migrants
to dig the tunnels,
because they kind of hacked away at it
for a couple of days and gave up
because you know Jews are not known for their
athleticism, but they are known for yeah, you know
efficiently
outsourcing
Yes, they had like at hand like and getting things done Mexicans like eating and sleeping
Up in there. They were living apparently.
The tunnels I guess went to four different
hostage owned properties that were all kind of
within the radius and they housed the migrants
in like one of those facilities.
And made them do the tunnels.
They are seeds out there in all white crying.
But the idea and apparently there's a lot of like,
if you are like an insular, highly religious Jew
who studies the Talmud, there's I think a lot of stuff in there
about expanding the Jewish
faith physically and you know that they, I think they were just kind of like, in a,
I believe that they were experiencing some kind of like mystical fervor that motivated
them to like undertake this project of like, they thought they would find some kind of
like redemption or salvation. Right. They thought they would find some kind of like redemption or salvation.
Right. They thought they were doing the will of the Mashiach.
They're a band of intense and horny young men who have like the will of God pulsing through their veins.
Exactly. Mashiach wanted them to build those tunnels.
But does anybody know what the tunnels are really for?
They said it was to enter the, secretly enter
the synagogue or something.
I don't know.
That's where it kind of,
that's where it kind of falls apart.
Cause you're like, well, why?
But then you're like, I guess it's just their thing.
They just be burying.
Yeah, they're like, uh, it's in their DNA.
A relatively esoteric and mystical sect.
I don't know.
Um, yeah, they're like, cobalistic, you know, they're into all sorts of wacky crap.
I'm sure.
I wonder if I could pull up this take from friend of the pod seasonal click farm
worker.
We're just simply not privy to it until they like violate some building codes.
Well, how did they get discovered?
That's I couldn't really figure out.
But allegedly they were threatening the integrity of Some surrounding structures
mm-hmm
But some things not something isn't adding up
But I'm willing to give the Habbatniks kind of a pass on this one even though it's all of the same like even the fact that they were
You know doing construction without a permit is very Jewish.
You know, cause they don't think the rules applied in that.
Welcome to LA.
Here's the tweet.
Everyone wants a network of secret tunnels
and very few people have them.
I love the way the Haasids pursue their impulses
with this almost childlike sense of possibility.
You too could have tunnels.
Like bro, I don't want to tunnel.
I don't want to tunnel.
That's the most like.
Anglo ass take on the they have the Faustian spirit.
They have spirit and they I don't know.
They have Hutzpah.
Yeah. And honestly, sometimes I see some of these young Hasidic guys.
And they're like, I'm really looking pretty good.
I don't know about that.
Not all of them, but sometimes like, I don't know.
You've never seen like, kind of a group of them and they kind of, in the suits and everything, they look like the strobes. They kind of like are indie passing almost.
And you're like, who is that?
And with like, with like,
like,
like,
like,
like,
like,
like,
like,
like,
like,
like,
like,
like, like, like, like, like, involved in the story I found to be particularly hot but I have seen like hostage look at the airport and stuff where I'm like those luscious curls and
they're I've said this before but they're not allowed to look at me.
Do you want to be with them or be them?
I just want them to look at me.
You're just mad because they don't like it. They're like the only men who don't pay attention to you.
I know.
Though there were, I was at a bar a couple days ago and there was in a very like normie part of town
part of town and there was some like chatted kind of like bodega bro style guys who also were they were avoiding me like he said it
Mendo they like were not maybe they thought I was trans it's like they
like and I was like finally I kind of like interjected.
They were like talking to like friends of ours too,
you know?
And then finally I kind of like ended up
interjected in a conversation.
And I totally botched it and like Kanda said into them
about how they probably work in an office or something.
Yeah.
But yeah, the Hossids, yeah, they're like back when they
used to have Uber pool in LA.
Sometimes I'd be in the car with like a religious Jewish person
and they just back like I wasn't there.
It just drove me nuts.
They're with their sweaty palms.
They'd be like on the phone and talking about Shekels.
Yeah.
Back in the day when Tinder was first coming on the scene
and all of my girlfriends were on Tinder
and all of my guy friends were on Tinder,
they would show me photos of the hot,
hecetic guy of Williamsburg.
And I never got to the bottom of that.
We need an explainer for that.
There's this really hot guy who was like a Hasidic guy on Tinder.
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna Google it, I guess.
It was some like Madasiahu lorp.
Oh, I had a request before I forget.
Can one of you Photoshop wizards make a meme of that scene from the shining of Jack Nicholson
sitting at his typewriter, but instead of all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,
it says you are Jewish?
Can someone do that for me?
That should be easy enough.
No real results honestly for hot Hasidic guy Tinder. Yeah, maybe that's like buried.
They suppressed it.
Yeah, and hot Hasidic guy.
The busted young men were charged
with a variety of offenses,
including criminal mischief, attempted hate crime, attempted criminal mischief, And hot has the coast the busted young men were charged with a variety of offenses including
criminal mischief attempted hate crime attempted criminal mischief and reckless endangerment cops
had busted the New York Post knows what they're doing. I know. So good.
Um, yeah, there was that sexy police officer in one of the early viral videos. Oh yeah.
That guy who kind of looked like Microsine.
Yeah.
He's like, we don't do that in America.
He's like, no, he's like, we got to clear the whole shool out.
We want to get this fixed tonight.
But then, oh yeah, then also people are like, why are they filling the holes up with cement
so fast?
We need to do an investigation. And I was like, no, you don't.
We don't need an investigation with sat on there.
Fuck, I forgot what you said. Maybe I'm naive. Maybe they are up to some like sacramental
Judaica down there, but it's not. I don't care. It's not, it's on my business.
I know, I don't really care. I just, I was there for the lulls and the memes.
I don't live in Brooklyn.
This was like a rare meme cycle that I was living for.
Like, like I said, the whole like Gypsy Rose meme cycle makes me so like depressed.
Well, yeah.
The only good take I saw about that was that her husband looks like her mom.
Ew.
I partook also when we were in LA, did end up watching some of her lifetime series, which
was just disgraceful.
I just watched it to make myself feel bad.
Yeah. I was binging on Del Taco and then throwing up watching
the Gypsy Rose Lantern special.
What took the wind out of my sales a bit with the gypsy
stuff is that she's such a willing participant.
In her own, like, celebrity.
Yeah.
She loves that she's eating it up.
I mean, I don't blame her because that's like, like, she just got out of prison.
She's basically been living in a tunnel for eight years or whatever.
And in a way, she was like, very morbidly groomed for it.
No.
Orbitly groomed for it
You know her mom like
Spent her life kind of making gypsy's life with living death so that she could achieve fame and
Extracting attention by proxy. Yeah, so now that she's out of the picture like gypsy still has you know She's been hardwired to seek like
Attention fame. She's a
born star.
But what about the rest of us who didn't have munchaus and smums? What are we doing?
We're just watching. Yeah, we're... Well, also, I think so many people want to kill their parents.
They like... I think there's... There is a lot of morbid curiosity, but then beyond that,
I think people identify with gypsy in a way
because we all have felt like-
I'm like, Braun has talks about this.
Yeah.
Not all, you know, some people had, were neglected.
Some people have different issues with their parents,
but I think a lot of people felt like smothered
and like not literally munch-housened by their parents, but like think a lot of people felt like smothered and like not literally
munch-housened by their parents, but like basically they felt-
Not me.
Well, they felt trapped in the same way that I think Gypsy reflects to them.
Me neither.
Yeah, I felt neglected.
Yeah, Mo, that could have used a little more attention.
But I don't think, I think Gypsy's mother was like an extreme of a spectrum that like a lot of people fall on.
Yeah, definitely.
I think just in general, like the story of like human dynamics, like social relations is
one party trying to smother the other one.
Yeah.
In one way or another.
And people make their children
into these kind of vessels for their own, you know.
I mean, conservatards are like the best at this.
God knows.
Shameful.
Though, you know, sometimes I barrel out of the house
in the morning on the way to daycare
with my child who's dressed like a stupid little wigger
and I'm like, what am I doing? What do you mean? Like why does he have to have paint-swattered pants and
like a Japanese fleece vest? Well you have come on. You have to, he's your son. You guys address him.
And you want- That's like 25% of the rationale for having a baby that you get to like put stupid little
outfits on them.
That's definitely a big draw for me is I'm like, I'm going to curate the shit I buy
monkey.
Yeah, I mean, I see these monkeys wearing clothes.
That's why I love that short and squat pit bull.
That's become a meme celebrity as well
because it sort of reminds me of having a child.
That's another major way in which I am split
with a lot of the right is that I love pit bulls and I don't.
I don't care if they maul people, I don't care.
They're protecting their boundaries with violence.
They're based at Bronze Age mindset.
When they're mauling that infant,
that dog is exhibiting Bronze Age mindset, okay?
So,
so leave it alone.
And-
It's a proud Aryan warrior.
Yeah.
On the Indo-European stuff.
And the ones that are like inbred, i.e. selectively bred,
to me the most freakish and monstrous little like they are.
Those dogs, by the way, are truly selectively bred
because their heads sway so much
that the males can't technically mount a female.
Yes, a guy has to jack them off.
So you have to be a turkey-based.
Yes, completely, no.
They're eugenic freaks.
They're abominations, but they made it into the world
through sheer will.
And they're here to fucking stay.
Selectively bred the most eugenic population on earth.
It would be
Palestine I mean pitpills Anna I'm just playing I saw a video of young Houthi
rebels oh my god straight-up little boys who were like five to ten years old and
they looked so cute I know I've seen some like
Palace like a mosque kids with like machine guns that are also really cute. You're like synchronized dancing. What?
Gotta love it really really cute about like child soldiers
like child soldiers. Well, I saw years ago, I was watching like an ISIS propaganda video where they had a
little toddler, like a three year old.
They like opened up a little suitcase and there's a little gun in there and a toddler grabs it with his little hand.
And then like, it's horrible.
Oh God, then yeah, there's like a guy,
I mean it's a snuff video,
but there's a guy tied up and the toddler shoots him.
But it's really well produced and kind of glossy,
you don't get the feeling.
They're not like in some like caves
or in some like kind of sophisticated like open, it looks like kind of like Guantanamo-esque.
But yeah, the little babies are so cute when they kill.
Like literally.
Wow.
And you know, yeah, he's slayed.
He's slayed. He slayed. He slayed. I hate that new genre of meme that's like pictures of like Rosamund Pike or like Selena Gomez
on some red carpet.
And it's like she mothered well.
Yeah.
And she like flew into Slariaote or whatever. Yeah.
Yeah.
She did a lot of her can. I'm just jealous because the Zoomers are so like ingenious with their wordplay.
I know you are jealous.
And I'm like, how do you know about these current events?
She's Sandy hooked us.
We learned mothered it down. Oh, yeah.
They're too advanced.
But yeah, the Golden Globes, which I did not watch,
felt very trumped up.
Say more.
Just a lot of the celeb commentary felt disingenuous to me.
But maybe that's cause I'm extremely out of touch and like don't care about
celebs.
No, you're right.
It is like totally out of touch and like fake and gay.
Who the fuck is Joe K?
Joe Koy.
Whatever.
Oh, he's like black, howie mandel.
He's all I know about him is that he used to date
Chelsea Handler.
Oh my God.
And I think he suffered from depression.
Comics these days are always talking about
their like mental health crises.
Yeah.
It's like we know you're depressed.
That's why.
Issues of chronic depression is like,
we get it, you're a comedian.
What are you talking about?
You are clearly like something's wrong
that you're getting up there like being a clown.
Yeah, it goes without saying.
You're a jester.
We know.
A sad clown.
Yeah, Joe Coy, I guess he's like some new
woke multicultural comic.
I don't know much beyond that. But I do. Well, he's not some new woke multicultural comic.
I don't know much beyond that, but I do.
Well, he's not that kind of old.
How's he hosting the, yeah.
I don't know.
And then, yeah, Selena Gomez and Timothy Shalemann,
Kylie Jenner, like looking at each other video. Like it's all like I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'mann, Kylie Jenner, like looking at each other video.
Like it's all like I'm like, who cares?
Who cares about any of this crowd?
I know, and then you watch like the clips on X
and it's like the celebs being into you.
They're like, hi Barbie, hi Barbie, hi Barbie.
Horrible.
I feel so bad for Margot Robbie that she's still is dressing like Barbie.
I know.
Because it feels like that movie came out so long ago.
She's like ringing the mileage out of that one.
Well, they're making, I feel like they're making her and she looks great basically,
you know, all the time.
But she's like a Hama hostage.
She's like a marionette that they're like, you know, she's caught. She's doing so she's
working. Just I wanted to know she's seen.
She's like, hi Barbie. He didn't rape me because his wife was in the other room. It had nothing
to do with me being over 30 and hitting the wall.
That girl's not over 30. I know, I know. I know. I saw a New York Post article today about how Zoomers are terrified of turning 30.
Because they don't want to be like old.
It was just like some fake out, you know, someone like compiled some TikToks and made
some, I just, I almost sent it to you to be like, I was like, well, we can't even discuss
it. But now I am anyway, because I'm like looked at it. I guess
What was they saying
There was like a screenshot of a girl's like I'm 29 so first one not a zoomer actually sorry babe
And I'm like terrified of turning 30 because I'm like don't want to get old just like I don't know
terrified of turning 30 because I don't want to get old. Just like, I don't know.
You can find all sorts of people talking about aging online and then make it seem like something's going on. It doesn't matter.
Yeah, are people really that scared of aging? I'm beginning to think that's a sigh up too
after our interview with Brian Johnson.
I do think we live in a, one of the things I wish I would have said is he kept
kind of harping on how we live in this culture that like ups is obsessed with
death, but actually I think we live in like a very perverted kind of like youth
culture in a lot of ways.
Yeah, that's like the Well-Beckyy thing. We live in a culture of old kids.
Yeah.
It's people like staving off their mortality,
which I guess is a weird kind of
ass backwards obsession with death.
Yeah, there's a preoccupation there regardless,
but did it for him?
He's obsessed with death.
I mean, who isn't?
Yeah. Why would you dig tunnels if you are obsessed with that?
So please, I'm getting closer to the nether world. I
Love them. I love the Jews. Me too. I'm very sympathetic to
Jews as individuals, but I can see why they grate on people as a group. I totally get it. Yeah.
Especially when you're, you know, I just think, yeah, Jews were not the...
Well, they don't Israel are real disservice.
They what?
Don't Israel are real disservice.
Who?
Jews.
I know.
Like, I don't know.
And now we're really between a rock and a hard place
Because it's hard to support Israel
given all of the
victim mongering and pity partying like and just like yeah the kind of relentlessness of the
Is it a siege is that the word is out there doing?
Yeah, I'm not gonna throw out genocide the way the way people do because I don't think that's,
and I think that's a little bad faith.
Yeah.
But it's something.
Yeah.
It's something bad.
We need like a new term that's like a lighter and softer version of genocide, like not quite
genocide. I guess it's just like war. I guess of genocide, like not quite genocide.
I guess it's just like war.
I guess they're just like waging war. Genocide, I don't know.
Well, there's ethnoside. Yeah.
But that's kind of like a soft power thing that happens, but it's still.
But on the other hand, you can't support Israel, but supporting Israel's enemies is also a non-starter because they're equally
annoying and retarded.
Well, tell that to all the people outside my apartment.
Bongoes.
He's sick.
Oh, twice.
What?
The other day.
What?
There was two.
There was one in the afternoon, two propelists and demonstrations.
Today?
Like, yesterday or the day before I like woke up out of like a coma it's
like like drums like a raucous yelling in the afternoon was like the fuck and
then again at night and there's chanting Israel go to hell I really have my
finger on the beat of I, I know. Demonstration. This is maybe the best thing that's happened to you.
Moving to the UN.
You should dig your own tunnel under the UN.
I just finally gained entry.
I gotta get in.
Yeah.
I still haven't even taken like the tour.
The Red Scare delegation.
Let me in.
Like, man, we heard about you.
I have to move because I got
I got a restraining order from the UN.
I live too close by.
I would hate that.
That would be awful.
Yeah.
But crazier things have happened.
Than getting it evicted from the-
No, than me getting in, you know, becoming a person of some pro-
Well, so many people really hate the UN.
Basically everyone kind of does.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that likes the UN.
And I just don't really see what the problem is.
Like the sanctions they impose are pretty like meaningless.
And like everything they do kind of is pointless.
But it like keeps some it's just some keeps something going.
It's just something nice you can like depend on.
Yeah, gives a lot of people jobs.
Yeah, all over the world.
And like, oh God, oh no.
Oh, she's starting.
Never mind.
Every country gets one vote.
You know, that's nice.
That seems unfair.
No, it's super fair. Because the votes don't
matter. Because the most don't matter countries of true and then also like countries differ
by population. So completely. Well, it's not a populist project. It's a globalist project.
I'm trying to own the UN with facts and logic. Every every country gets a vote, but the votes don't matter.
That's the-
What do you mean they don't matter?
They just, what are they, who cares?
Who cares about resolutions they're drawing up,
like they're meaningless.
So wait, so did they close the tunnels?
Apparently, yeah.
They like soldered the entrances shut
and then like poured cement into them or something allegedly
Who knows I would have really liked to make a field trip to the tunnels. I know but I don't like to leave the aisle
I'll do the episode yeah
You know that would be great if we could have games men and hats. Oh my god, sir
We should have a citic got
Well, he can't look at us or shake our hand.
I know.
We're like trying to flirt with him.
I'm like, so how old do you think I look?
Is your eye color real?
How do you get your curls so glossy?
I'm asking, are these stylish tips? They use a special gel, I've already looked into them. They use baby se glossy. I'm asking, are these stylish hips?
They use a special gel I've already looked into them.
They use baby semen.
No.
Oh God.
That's I'm out of takes.
The brisk thing.
Well, you know it's as fake as the golden globes.
What's that?
Another kind of Jewish fake news items.
They're trying to do the Epstein thing again.
Oh, right.
I can't believe it.
I know.
Again.
What's the deal with that?
They want to release the names in the black book?
No, they've already released the black book.
They're unsealing.
So what is, what's the innovation?
They're unsealing more documents.
They already have that were, I looked this up
because I was like, what is it?
Why are we doing this again?
Because Maxwell's now on trial, Virginia Guffrey
has like a suit against her and the judge from that
is like unsealing more documents.
But we already know nothing is meaningful.
Nothing will ever come from this.
Yeah, and it's like just the same. It feels so...
That does feel like a sigh of meant to like make us like glitch and like, you know,
like consume another news cycle that we've already been exposed to.
Yeah.
We've already talked about all those people.
I know.
It doesn't matter if he has a client list.
It's not going to come to light if he does.
If it does, it'll be fake.
And we already have the black book.
We have all the information.
The only interesting points in this case are, A,
where did he get his money from to begin with? And b,
what was the nature of the blackmail operation? Yeah, well, we're never gonna
get answers to that. Never. And those are the two interesting points. I don't care
about the sex trafficking ring. Well, it's not as if it's obviously like I
understand why that's like the front runner. It's salacious. Yeah.
It's like salacious, sensational, whatever.
There's like, and it's all part of it.
It's like the sex trafficking is connected to the black man.
And the, but it's not like there's going to be.
Physical evidence of like Bill Clinton raping someone.
There might be.
I just don't think if there is, they've suppressed it.
There probably is, but it doesn't exist.
And also every time some like,
old geezer is on the flight logs
and people are trying to like cancel him posthumously
like Stephen Hawking or whatever.
I'm like, does being on the Lolita Express necessarily prove
that you were copying handjobs from underage hookers. Well, that's part of the operation is that
to cultivate like a list that's so long of associates that some are culpable and some are not and then you doesn't really you know because
everyone is like guilty by association no one is guilty in any real way. Yeah and it's like
that's well said and as far as I'm concerned there's two types of Jews there's sex perverts and guys
who are just flattered to receive an invite to the science conference
and too oblivious to be a sex pervert.
I think we're gonna say book Jews and money Jews.
Same thing.
Yeah.
But it's true.
There's like a type of Jewish man who is, I won't name names or maybe I was gonna redact,
but who are clearly not perverted in any way.
They're just like oblivious blowhards.
I'm gonna bloop those names out.
I wouldn't go so like,
I bloop those names out.
What are those people that's noted like, orgiastic?
He's not a pedophile, you know, but he is like a sex freak. I'm
like a lot of Jews are sex freaks, but that's okay. That's one of the things I like about
him.
Me too.
Who are the most perverted guys?
That's like a redeeming ethnic, you mean as a group?
Yeah.
Well, I guess it depends
on your definition of perverted.
Like, slutty and kinky and down for what ofs.
Well, some groups are more like
high in sexual openness, right? They're more promiscuous
but they're not necessarily like perverted.
They have like a purely kind of procreative, kind of libidinous drive.
And I think when you say pervert, it's someone who's like,
sexuality has been warped.
Yeah.
So like Indian guys, obviously super horny, but they're not really perverted.
They want really like mundane kind of vagine and bobs.
They want like normal stuff.
They want to hold her hand while they are
drinking with broomstick.
I think like obviously the Germans have a huge reputation
and basically are, yeah, like super twisted.
The Japanese are warped and the Jews, I'd say,
are like the most perverted kind of.
The axis of evil.
And then I'm sure like Scandinavian people
have their own kind of thing that don't code as explicitly
the way like the Germans and their like poo poo stuff does.
But like they probably have their own like twisted games that they play.
Does high IQ correlate to
higher perversion levels?
Probably because you can think through.
Yeah, you're so like certain Yeah, you know she alities. Yes, I'd say perversion
Probably is correlated with
Hierarchy for sure
Because you're so like cerebral
That you just can't get off on yeah, you like a regular kind of normal like yeah irregular kind of
Well, that's also why
The sort of buried story
with the Epstein stuff is that
Trump, I think, is functionally exonerated.
Cause there's some transcript that was released
or like, not totally obvious,
I don't know exactly what went on,
but we've said this before,
I don't have the impression from Trump
that he's particularly pedophilic or even that sexual
Exactly, but there was some transcript where a witness was asked if Trump ever was like they ever had seen him
Even getting like a massage and someone said no
Yeah, he seems like he would be the type of guy who's uncomfortable to get a massage
Well, he's also he's a germaphobe, right?
He's like seizing up when somebody tries to touch him.
When the Russiagate like P tape story was happening
when they were saying that there was some video of him
like getting pissed on by Russian hookers.
It's just like plausible.
He clearly does not like getting pissed on.
I'm sorry.
Being able to get a massage is really like an acquired skill.
Yeah.
Unless you're Australian, they're just handing out massages
and being like super flexible.
I mean, there is something.
I think the massage, look, we all like a good massage every now and then, but I think being overly fixated on massages is often indicative of, you know, because you're already so comfortable with like,
No, it does sound like a total leftist, but you are like commodifying someone into like, you know, you're really like, it's you're paying for a service where someone is touching
your body.
Right.
And it's unique in that way.
And then, but similar to other types of things that are more problematic.
It's really like the threshold of what we consider like an acceptable transactional intimacy.
I know, but that's why I say it's like an acquired skill because
it's like that scene in Tara where she goes into the massage parlor in Thailand
and then runs out immediately and bombets everywhere.
Yeah, I got a massage in Thailand and I felt
super uncomfortable. No, like worse.
You felt like the rapist. Yeah, because they are such an exploited and like servile and like friendly people.
Yeah.
And, um, you know, in Thailand, especially it's like so little money.
And at one point she was like crouching in front of me and like washing my feet and stuff.
And I was like, you don't have to do that like
You know, I'll wash your feet
It does it is like and and he's and someone who is really comfortable
I guess with like having someone slavishly tend to them
Something's like kind of wrong with them
Yeah, I think they're yeah
You're the pervert.
They're like entitled and tyrannical.
Yeah, if like nothing enters your mind.
And you other humans is like lower life forms.
Yeah.
That's so true.
Yeah, that's like why I've seen stuff,
I think is kind of notably gross, but besides the point.
I will maintain what I said from the start.
I remember like at the height of the Epstein scandal
when it first broke, I was on a plane to LA
and I touched down at LAX and tweeted like boring
and people are like, you're just jealous and want attention
but it's always been a boring story
because we're never gonna really find out what happened. And we're certainly not going to learn any of the actually interesting and
meaningful details of the case. And well, Epstein is dead now. So there's really no justice for
the victims. There's a trust. There's some justice. Well, they get some money. But also, it's a very
like iffy gray area thing, because I also recently learned how much some of. Well, they get some money, but also it's a very like iffy gray area thing because I
also recently learned how much some of these girls when they were like basically underage
trafficking victims were getting paid.
Yeah.
And it's a lot of money.
And you know, speaking as someone who was a teen girl once, I had to ask myself the
question would I have gone for it then for that payoff?
And maybe not no.
I think the payoff really varied.
I'm sure it was like any other business negotiation.
It's like you have to ask people for money.
Well, it was also especially sinister
because it was kind of like a pyramid scheme.
And I think the girls that were probably
at the higher end of the pay grade
were also recruiting other girls.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, so it's like, I think it varied, I think.
But it's like, what's that saying?
Like the squeaky wheel gets the grease?
Well, I don't know.
In that case, the squeaky wheel might get like, merm.
You don't want to be too squeaky.
Well, and another interesting detail about this case that a friend of mine brought to
my attention is that there's a lawsuit, I think out of Florida that alleges that girls
as young as nine to 11 were trafficked by Epstein, which you would think as far as like the sexual
exploitation angle of it goes would be the smoking gun. Yeah. Like if I was a conspiracy
theorist on the internet or a up and coming prosecutor looking to make my star, that's what I would focus
on. But strangely, that's a subject that's not really often discussed. And I wonder if
that's because there's really no legitimacy to those allegations, or if it's for some
other reason reason because that
would kind of like blow the whole case out of the water.
But not really because as you said Epstein is dead and I think it's similar.
But I'm saying even like at the point when he was still alive like you would
think that more people would be concerned with.
That's why it was so mysterious when he was arrested in the first place because
he had already been given this kind of sweetheart deals and there was all like he had been operating for some time and who knows like the information
they were getting now is definitely like bogus and nothing that's valuable is going to come
to light really for anyone and it's become well I remember when you tweeted that because I was in New York and I was having
some problems with my medication and I was extremely triggered by the Epstein stuff and
then had kind of a subsequent, in hindsight, a kind of manic episode, but I really channeled it into something productive,
which is the film that I made.
And now people, because I made the film,
a lot of people ask me about like the Elaine Maxwell,
they assume that I still have some kind of like-
Girl, people think I am going to go to the Maxwell.
Thanks to your movie.
But yeah, people are always asking me
what I think about, you know,
various details of the continuing litigation.
And I have no opinion because I feel like I've already like,
ex, I made-
Yeah, you got it out of your system.
Yeah, I got out of my system.
Some faggot on the internet
because I responded to something that Nicolos had was like, you're really going to die on this
hill because your friend made a movie and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, listen,
like there's a big difference between being inspired into making a work of art based on
real life events versus like adjudicating boring and annoying details on
the internet.
Well, that was always and also hypothetically, hypothetically, by the way, even if we disagree
on this point, it doesn't matter because it's like, I didn't make the movie.
I'm not responsible for the actions of another person.
What are you talking about?
I did act in the movie.
So well, I forced you to.
And, you know, I didn't make a fucking documentary.
I know, I know.
I made a movie that was very much about, like,
something I felt to be very emotionally true during the time.
Yeah, yeah, that's not boring to me.
Which I think is more important to me is, like, people
digging literal Jewish tunnels, trying to figure out what's going
on in this case, fixating on it. As far as I'm concerned, like the Epstein saga is to
leftists. What like UFOs and the moon landing are to right wingers. It's like a like a surrogate
activity, a distraction activity from the reality. Well, the Epstein stuff. Much more
mundane, but much more horrifying. And also, I do have to reiterate that teenage sex trafficking is a very common
and widespread thing. And most girls who are trafficked don't get to fly on the Lolita Express
to little St. James, not that that's like a prize, but I mean,
their fate is even more like disgusting and depressing.
If you're like a Russian girl who's already a sex worker,
aka sex slave, that's probably a good way
to end up just speaking pragmatically.
Obviously the ideal would be that no one would be in sexual slavery.
Absin Island or runway model.
That's the best case scenario.
Worst case scenario is you end up somewhere in like,
Houthi territory because you thought you was going to Dubai.
There are sex slaves as far worse fates, but it's not.
Yeah, it's called being Ukrainian.
I mean, a lot of girls were Ukrainian.
Yeah.
And also another thing that never gets talked about in any of these high profile
cases where minors are involved is the stuff that preceded the grooming
by like an Epstein or an Arkelly, which is what is the parents role in this?
Well, a lot of the girls are from broken homes and like, of course, but like it's like Virginia
Guffrey wrote a memoir about this, right? Where she talks about her experience as a teenage runaway
and prostitute long before she was even found by Epstein.
Yeah, I know most of she was already in that life. A lot of them were preyed on because they
were already in very precarious circumstance. And yeah, and the other thing is again, speaking as
somebody who was once a teenage girl, when you are a teenage girl, you think that you have a lot more agency
and power than you do, even if you live to regret it. And usually you live to regret it.
Fair. And I think like in the case of the Epstein scandal specifically, those girls were victims,
but part of the reason that the strike such a chord with women, for example, scandal specifically, those girls were victims.
But part of the reason that the strike such accord with women, for example, is because
all of us can think of instances from our past were really bad and sorted things happened.
And you're encouraged every step of the way to like over sexualize yourself, pimp yourself
out.
And then when you do come to get like buyer buyers remorse, the only recourse we have
in our society is like to blame men when at the time you thought you knew what you were doing.
Yeah, but where the Episcene thing comes full circle is, and this is also a very like
is also a very like left deity point, but like, yeah, he prayed on people who are disenfranchised. Yeah.
And was part of a network of like politicians and like extremely powerful people who also were
like, responsible for a lot of, like Bill Clinton is a perfect example
because he caused a lot of families to, you know,
lose their job, like to become disenfranchised.
And then he molested their kids on an island.
That's like, that's where it's all kind of like, oh yeah,
that's the whole, but the actual like salacious.
And I think it's like the black book
where it's like you just kind of oversaturate everything
with like these salacious details of like sex abuse.
So much so that it ceases to kind of like really register.
But when you actually look at it all as a system.
Well, it's also like a weird design.
That way for people to indulge their own like titillating horny fantasies while
maintaining some moral cover, like a moral high ground, especially where like
conservatives are concerned.
Well, that's also partly why I made my film because I first saw that there would be a lot of like
content and like docuseries that would come out that would really focus on the more
salacious details. But also, if you watch my movie, it really is about also the futility of pursuing these sorts of like
forbidden knowledge about the world. It's like, somewhere deep down, I think it's like, there is something.
There is some, there is like the world's worst secret. And it's somewhere out there, but like, you don't want to know it. Yeah, because the movie first and foremost is not moralizing.
Like it doesn't tell you either way how you should think.
Yeah, it's a...
It's like that abortion scene from girls
that's been making their rounds recently.
Oh my God, that actually drives me crazy.
Because it's like, because there's so,
okay, people are not super online.
There's a clip from a late season of Girls
where Adam Driver's character,
what's his name on the show?
It's Adam.
I think it's Adam.
He's stating the Mimi Rose Howard character
who is kind of this like annoying bitch who's like an
antagonist to Hannah and there's a scene where she tells him that she can't
have sex or she says there's some things I can't do because I had an abortion
the other day and then he really gets to showcase his acting abilities and flip out and you know get upset about the fact that
His well she didn't consult him. She didn't consult him. Yeah
And it's like a perfect encapsulation of that dynamic where like
Men get mad at women for kind of handling stuff without their knowledge behind the scenes
Because they want to get mad because frankly at the end of the day there's
Some part of them that feels relief
Mm-hmm, and had they been consulted
Yeah, who's to say in in our milieu it probably would have ended up
The same way mm-hmm, right
And well, especially in the dime I curtee had with Mimi Rose milieu, it probably would have ended up the same way. Right.
And well, especially in the dime I already had with Mimi Rose,
where she would have just insisted. Right. But yeah, it got it sort of circulated into the most tone deaf circles. Yeah,
and it's that's the beauty of girls that everyone is wrong and everyone is
unlikable. And that's what makes them redeemable as characters, because we can, they're relatable,
and we can extrapolate to our lives and whatever. And it's all done without
any moralizing. Yeah. And depending on where you stand on the retardation at the political spectrum, you can project your
own interpretation onto the events.
Right.
Like, Libfems think that Mimi Rose is a hero, right-wing and on think that Adam Driver is
a hero.
But it's all based on this like 80 D s. It's just a clip from this.
Like it's missed.
There's so much context that's missing.
They don't know who Adam is.
They don't know Adam flips out all the time.
They don't know that Mimi Rose Howard
is kind of this weird bitch for like many episodes prior.
They don't even know that there have been episodes of girls.
There's an episode where
Jessa or Janna, Jessa is gonna get an abortion or plans to.
And there's probably not some like little clip of it
that would encapsulate it.
But that episode is very much about,
is way more like pro-choice than the memebers Howard storyline.
This reminds me of a very inside baseball viral moment
that happened on Twitter a few years ago, which is how I first caught wind of my favorite show, The Shield, when the
right-wing guys were circulating a clip of like Vic fighting with Shane's girlfriend
Mara.
Yeah, I still haven't seen The Shield.
And she's this kind of like, um, Lib-tarded girl boss bitch who's like, I don't like you and I don't understand why you're coming around here.
Don't try to have a relationship with me because you're trying to insinuate
yourself into your friend's life because you haven't been there.
And that clip was bandied about on right wing Twitter as evidence of how, um,
grandiose and delusional women have become things to feminism.
Yeah.
And again, I was like, guys, guys, guys, this is like a fictional
depiction taken out of context from a TV series.
People really fall short.
And it may or may not have resemblance to real life events.
That's the whole beauty of art.
Yeah, I think now more than ever, people are really like
misunderstanding the magic of the movies. They're just not getting it. It's like
anecdotally correct, but it's not like empirically proven that this is how women behave,
you know, it's not a documentary. But, it's not. Yeah. But I blame, I'm gonna sound like a babooner,
but I blame like TikTok for making everything,
like people on TikTok are incentivized
to make everything seem like some kind of like slice of life.
Yeah.
And I think people have internalized
this way of consuming media.
Well, it's like social media in general.
That's super like literal and autistic.
Polarization, yeah, it's the fact that
when you participate in these online economies
at the expense of socializing in real life,
you start to lose touch with reality.
And really has.
Yeah. Yeah.
And like the worst thing that's come out of this
is that nobody extends any like-
Charity.
Charity or goodwill to the other side.
Yeah.
That they too may be capable of like irony
and self-deprecation.
It's like what you were saying about
the woman posting L's account, right?
Yeah.
That it's this rage-baity woman-hating thing that doesn't permit that the women that it's
roasting or dunking on are like in on the joke and are just making fun of themselves.
Right. That they're capable of self-awareness
and self-deprecation.
I mean, it also reminds me of that iconic moment,
also from LA when I was drunk on Twitter
and I posted a selfie and said some bitch at like,
how do you say that restaurant takes, tikes?
Yeah.
Said I looked French.
The subtext being that she thought I was weird and ugly.
I didn't look like a cute California surfer girl.
And a friend of the pod camp bot zoomed in
and was like, you're ugly.
Yeah.
And I was like, yes, that's the joke.
That's the joke.
That was the original woman posting L's.
You really posted an L there.
People got really upset at me for saying color
in house was fat.
Well, he is.
He is.
And he posted this picture of him in military fatigues.
We're like fruit snack wrappers.
Yeah.
And he looks bad at shit.
And typically criss-pams.
Yeah.
And he said, I'm exhausted from training all day.
More training tomorrow.
No, come on.
He's not bad at shit.
He's just moderately high BMI.
He's not just husky.
He's a bugle boy
But I was just speaking I was just like he's clearly not has a training for the Twitter flame wars
It's just yeah, he clearly had him in training. He gives me a similar, though not exactly,
but like a Gypsy Rose Blanchard where he's like courting a lot of like-
He's like a social media hostage.
Yeah.
I've been doing this myself.
He and Gypsy should get together
when she inevitably dumps her like oversized munchos
and husband.
I ship them, yeah.
There would be an interesting couple for sure.
But yeah, he's someone.
Is it an age gap relationship?
Probably yes.
He's much younger than her.
How old is Gypsy?
She's like 33 or 34.
No.
I think so.
She's in her 30s.
She looks great.
Or like, you should try some of that anti aging technology.
Just go to prison. Oh my God.
I'm looking. Oh, she's behind.
She was born in 1991, yeah.
And Kyle's 21, which is like, you know,
he's not a kid anymore.
It's time to slim down.
Who needs to get chatted?
I don't know what he's eating.
I was very happy when he was acquitted of the charges
and then my happiness turned to regret and horror.
Because he became such a whore.
He started wearing the like smeedy and suit jacket and like
palling around with the most despicable.
Yeah.
Well, he had the.
Normie Collins celebs.
In his defense, he had to kind of parlay it into a media career.
Cause what else was he going to do?
He's always going to be fucking Kyle written house.
He like, you know, um,
he just like me for real.
People offer me speaking engagements.
Do you want to do dissident discourses
or the heterodox to me?
Yes, queen.
He like has to, on some level, I assume.
Yeah, he has no choice.
But I, calling him fat really touched a nerve
where so many people were like,
oh, he killed one of your,
you know, he killed some of your team and stuff.
Like people had this, I was like, what?
And people were like, you bitch,
like how many people have you killed?
They're like, none.
And what?
And yeah, people really bought into his like PR campaign.
Yeah, people really bought into his like PR campaign.
Is his body count lower or higher than mine? Uh-uh.
Yeah, a lot of body count jokes, which is fine.
But I don't, you know, I said what I said.
He was asking for it.
I always forget that body count refers to literal murder.
Yeah, it's actually not how many guys you've had sex with.
Mm-mm.
It's how many pedophiles you've killed.
I mean, also, I mean, he shot some people with a gun.
Like if I had a fucking machine gun, I could kill somebody.
Like, I can-
That's not true.
Because think about, because you're a woman,
think about the YouTube shooter.
True.
I know, I overestimated myself.
I know.
Yeah, I'm like, my killer, right?
What? Like, I mean, if I had the same resources,
I eat a gun. Like, anyone could kill them with a fucking gun.
I'm like Michael Fassbender and the killer, like, listening to the Smiths, trying to murder
them.
I don't want to shoot anyone with a gun, but I could. I have an enemy.
Wearing air pods. I have an Indian. I'm wearing AirPods.
And a Beams vest.
And I'm sure I'd kill the right people if it's like Kyle. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha one I've just shot Kofi, you know. Come quick. Oh God. I got into true crime lately. I told
you the Murdoff family. Oh, I mentioned this on the internet. Yeah, yeah. Like their name
literally sounds like murder. Yeah. Which I thought was cool.
But when I was reading that Jew letter about inclusion in Hollywood,
I noticed that one of the signatories was Michael Rappport.
He was destined slash doomed to be a stupid little wigger
because he literally has a rap in his name.
Yeah.
Yeah, Rappport.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, he was also in the article I sent.
He was one of the celebs pictured and he had two star of David Neck with his aunt.
He had two.
Call me by your name.
So yeah, some chosen people issued a letter
calling for Jews to be kind of included
into the DEI framework.
And the updated DEI standards,
the Academy of Motion Pictures issued in 2020.
Yeah.
Probably on the heels of like the George Floyd protests and the racial reckoning
and all of that. And in following with, you know, like the DEI, I vacation was kind of
happening and the DEI, I vacation of black people. I'm going to read from the letter,
the absence of Jews from quote, underrepresented groupings implies that Jews are overrepresented in films,
which is simply untrue.
They just love saying the quiet part loud, don't they?
There are very few films about Jews aside from ones about the Holocaust.
Moreover, when Jewish characters are featured,
they are often played by non-Jews,
a rare practice for other marginalized groups. Well,
while there have always been Jews working in the industry, the industry has only accommodated a certain type of Jew, the toned down Jew.
A more flagrantly looking or observing Jew has never had a home in Hollywood.
Even with today's increased standards of inclusion and diversity, that Jew continues to not be welcome.
Have you seen The Fiddler on the Roof?
What are you talking about?
Have you seen Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Have you seen Seinfeld?
Have you seen, I mean, I guess, yeah,
there's not that many movies about Jews
that aren't about the Holocaust,
but that's because the Jews that are on Hollywood
are always making movies about the Holocaust.
That was my favorite part where they were like,
there are very few films about Jews aside from the ones about the Holocaust, blah, blah, blah.
I wonder why there are so many movies about the Holocaust.
Who made that happen?
Yeah, who's making movies?
Who came up with that one?
Why is that happening in Hollywood?
Yeah.
Again, classic example, premier example of like Jews being completely like oblivious
to the fact of how they play into and ratchet up the anti-Semitism.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
It whole, with the tunnels too, it all feels very like,
Yeah.
farcical.
And again, like them calling every disagreement,
every conflict, antisemitism really just permits no nuance
and betrays a certain arrogance, which only drives up the antisemitism.
And it becomes like a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm frankly impressed.
That they...
Yeah. Well, okay, I will say, I do agree that there is a kind of phenomenon of like
Jew face
Kind of there was some movie
That came out probably like ten years ago. I can't even remember it had like it had
Tina Fey and like
Bateman in it and stuff
And it was about like a Jewish family and like none of the actors were Jewish
But they all were just like brown-haired
They do often cast kind of I mean they cast Tina Fey and Rachel Senna as Jewish girls. Yeah, Rachel Senna's not Jewish
It's funny how she's like the symbol of like cause our milkers and
cause our milkers and she's like a Catholic girl. Chippa baby.
Yeah, so there are a lot of like working actors
in Hollywood who portray Jews while not being Jewish.
That is true, but.
But like Scarlett Johansson was slated
to portray a Japanese girl.
Not exactly.
Well, whatever.
That's not really true.
The anime character, whatever.
But anime characters are white. That's not really anime character. Whatever. But anime characters are white.
That's true. The fantasy of anime is that's yeah. That's a separate issue. I would love.
People, it's called acting for a reason, people portray all sorts of different other people
that they're not actually in real life.
And the point they make that this isn't the case
for other marginalized groups, so that's because
other marginalized groups are different races.
Well, Robert Downey Jr. donned blackface.
That used to be a thing.
It happens.
We have a long history in Hollywood of black and yellow
face as the Jewish letter points out.
Yeah, but not for a while. That hasn't totally been in vogue. And I think, yeah,
and I think non-Jews should be able to play Jews for sure. But I also have a lot of nostalgia for
like, I mean, Elliot Gould. Like there are no Jewish leading men.
I mean, you could also use plain on Jews all the time,
case in point, the graduate where Dustin Hoffman plays,
quote, Ben Braddock.
I'm supposed to believe this like,
schnazzy five foot four guy as a wasp.
Well,
but yeah, it is really a man, it's really like impressive how Jews have basically manifested their
chosenness by repeatedly insisting upon it. It's and like all
ethno narcissism, the flattering implication is that behind all
the exclusion and discrimination is jealousy on the part of others
who didn't have the good fortune of being born Jews in this case. Which is true in many cases.
Sure, but people are jealous of Jews. Yeah, but not for the reason they think.
Jews have this idea in their heads that people are jealous of them because they're chosen,
which in our secular times basically means morally superior. But the real reason that people
are jealous of them is because they're completely oblivious to the effect that they have on other
people and the audacity, the brazenness, the hootspa it takes to orchestrate that on
a mass scale is again truly impressive.
Bravo.
Yeah.
Like they keep getting away with it.
How do they do it?
I mean, in this honestly, I blame the Jews for,
is that they have not produced like,
kind of stars they used to.
They're used to be like legitimately,
and trust me, this is something I'm like very interested in
and would love to see is like a Jewish leading man.
Bradley Cooper.
Adam Driver.
Like there are-
Paul Newman.
Paul Newman.
But not anymore, there have been in the past.
No, there have been in the past.
Dustin Hoffman, Paul Newman, Elliot Coble.
There have been a lot of like-
No, Tony Curtis. Paul Curtis. There have been a lot of like.
No, Tony Curtis.
Paul Curtis is my childhood pediatrician.
Is he Jewish?
Yes.
By the way, I also would like to point out
that this letter is especially funny
in the context of Hollywood because.
Don Gordon.
Jews are the default in the entertainment industry.
They're not like, not as actors, I guess.
But as writers, producers, whatever.
Exactly, it's all of that.
Yeah, no, clearly, yeah, they're not.
And they themselves at some point insisted on this kind of
waspified, toned down portrayal
owing to the quote ordeal of civility.
And now they're like crying wolf about it.
That's the crazy part.
Yeah, as it's like, that's y'all's industry.
You could you don't have to write a letter, you can just talk amongst yourself.
Yeah, so why would you?
Yeah, I know.
It's like if you go to another person and you tell them one day, like, you're jealous
of me and they're like, know what?
What are you talking about?
But you keep insisting and insisting and insisting
and at some point they have no choice but to like fall in line
because you're so persistent about it.
And so convinced of the fact.
And at some point they do start to envy you
because again, you just keep getting away with it.
Because you're doming them. Yeah.
You're topping them.
Yeah.
It's like it is that dynamic between like the grandiose and covert narcissist
where like covert narcissists are forever seething that grandiose
narcissists can get away with so much because you personally can't.
They don't have the huts, but they do it.
Which you rationalize by saying like,
well, I have principles and standards
and I'm not willing to do what they're willing
to do that sort of thing.
You know what letter I'd love to pen slash sign
that I don't think people have talked about.
I don't know who's really underrepresented.
And Belarusians.
Well, Russians in general.
I know.
There are like Mila Kunis is probably the most successful.
Jewish.
Jewish.
But she's the most successful like Russian American
Yule Brinner.
Celeb.
Lots of people have like distantly, you know, Russian roots, but there are no like any, also I could, in my letter, I would point out the fact that Russians are often castes
like, you know, amoral villains.
Right.
Or even worse, it's not even Russians.
It's like a Serbian or Croatian guy playing a Russian guy, like Boris the Blade.
But there's all these like actually racist, like cold war vested for trails of Russians constantly.
Meanwhile, well, Anton Yelchin, dead.
But he was like kind of primed to maybe have a good career as a Russian-American person.
The most prominent Russian actor in Hollywood is one of the most prominent actors in Hollywood
period called Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yeah, but he's not...
He's a mix now.
No, I know, I know.
But he got the full load of the Russian genetics in spite of being Italian and German also.
That's true.
No, there are like people with...
This fra babushka is called Elena Smirnova.
Really?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure Skarjoz, Distantly Russian...
She is...
Lisa Kudrow.
Bella Russian.
She's Jewish and Scandinavian as far as I remember Scarjo
and when you cross Jewish and Scandinavian you get slovoid.
Totally.
She's a working Russian actress.
We sound like my mom now.
My mom is like, did you know so and so is Jewish?
sound like my mom now.
Did you know so and so is Jewish?
But otherwise, and when I like,
David Dukhovny.
Oh, Dukhovny.
So true.
When I started trying to work as an actress,
and I was just getting kind of like real like bottom of the barrel auditions
for whatever it was like. I'd say probably three quarters, maybe four fifths of them were
like sex slave, Russian prostitute, like troll farm operator.
You were really tight.
Yeah, but but that's just because I had like,
I spoke Russian, so that just gave me like a slight advantage
from like a casting director's perspective.
And so when they casted those parts,
that's like the roles that I was like up for.
But that, I bet a lot of like,
Russians working in the industry are like on that same grind
where they're like constantly playing like mafiosos or like they don't get as much.
And that's because Hollywood's full of libtards who are like Russophobes.
That's true. And also because Russians don't really have
such a stronghold in America as Jews do.
No, not at all.
They're not really like a historic population.
But I think they're uniquely discriminating
against the United Nations.
Yeah, just shit.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
What's that?
That Bruce Willis franchise.
Die Hard?
Die Hard.
There's a Russian actor in that who plays one of the German villains.
He's like a shaggy blonde who's a former ballerino who defected to the West.
And he's buried in Hollywood forever.
His name escapes me, but I remember looking at his plot. The real reason
that Russians don't really like non Jewish Russians like Slavic Russians don't haven't
really made any headway in Hollywood is because they all die of alcohol. Yeah, they can't
stick around long. Natalie would Natalie would was a total secret Russian, but also dead.
It's not Jewish, yeah.
But she...
And she pretends she changed her name.
She...
Yeah.
And pretended basically not to be Russian at all.
Yeah, and she like mysteriously like, quote, fell off a cliff while looking at the moon,
Sophie style.
I can't even think about that, Natalie Wood.
Murder.
Mm-hmm. I can't even think about that Natalie would murder
I'll have another
My think about that one too much
But yeah, and she looked
Very Russian as well. Oh and of course last we forget
big teddy queen Helen Mirren
Adriana middle on the boat. she? She's Russian, yeah.
She's half Russian.
She's half Russian, half British, I think.
Okay, well good for her.
Like, she'll end Max.
Okay.
Good for her.
Okay, that makes me feel a little better.
There are Peter Ustinov,
there are a lot of like secret,
or not so secret Russians in Hollywood,
but they don't form like a voting voting block within the Academy of Motion Pictures.
They're too drunk to get the letter off the couch.
They're not a special interest lobby group.
I like that Vincent Gallo quote that was making the rounds.
Well, I'm not gay or Jewish, so I don't have a special interest group of journalists
who are promoting my interests.
You think it's hard being a Jew or a Russian Hollywood tribe being Italian, all you ever get is mob movies.
No, no, no. And then like, I don't think that's true. I think there's a lot of wops out like because
they're so ubiquitous. They're so well assimilated.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That they're just, you know.
And after the Rico predicates, there were no mob movies anymore.
So guys like Robert De Niro are forced to play like Jewish dads.
Is he Jewish and meet the Fokker? No, I don't think so. I'm like, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the,
what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the,
what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the,
what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the,
what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the,
what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the,
what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the flush the dog down the toilet. Wait, what's the, um, Scorsese Indian movie, Killers of the Flower Moon or whatever?
I didn't see it too long.
Yeah.
Too long of a runtime.
Can't make the commitment.
Stand down old man.
But Hernd, it was good.
But he plays like a random nondescript,
like ethnically ambiguous white guy in that.
Yeah, Italians get to do that.
All kinds of people get to do that.
A couple Russians in the mix.
But I do feel that there is.
Well, but yeah, this is again, this is another like Daniel Daylouis is Steve
Saylor. He's going to go deep method for that one.
He's going to notice like never before.
He's in the closet.
He's not coming out.
That show, the Americans got Russians a lot of work,
but that was like a Cold War era, you know,
and the main actors in a, uh, Carrie Russell.
Yeah.
And then like Felicity and then that hot guy who's like
Dodgers and then I don't know, Welsh.
No, I think he's Welsh.
Um, that they she ended up getting married in real life.
Oh, so romantic.
They have kids now and they like really the Americans is like a
amazing document of their
Love but they of course not Russian at all. Mm-hmm main protagonist of a show about like Russian people
But then lots of like Russian character actors got to work on that show. So
That's good
So that's good. But since we're opening up the de-act conversation,
let's get Russians in there.
Like, I know, like, we're not feeling so good about them right now.
Yeah, I've been war.
But I've been like desperately trying to understand the Gonzalo lyric case.
Oh, which I briefly told you about. Yeah. I really don't understand what's going on. I had some men
man-splain it to me and I still can't make sense of it.
An American journalist.
Yeah, he's like a Chilean American journalist like sub-stack journalist who I guess was like
quote embedded in Ukraine. Are you fucking a Ukrainian woman, and was recently murdered in a Ukrainian prison,
and that made big waves, and he was featured,
or his story was featured on Tucker Carlson,
and-
Yeah, his brother came on or something?
His father.
His father.
And people were joking that we traded like a
Russian arms dealer for an American WNBA player and he didn't figure into the equation, which I
was confused about. I was like, what does that have to do with anything? I still don't. He was a
political prisoner? Well, he was a guy who- But in Ukraine, not Russia. Yeah, exactly. I was like, these are now definitively two distinct entities.
So how is there like, what is Russian prisoner exchange have to do
with the Ukrainian prisoner exchange?
He wasn't part of the yeah.
And he was a guy who went into a war zone and proceeded to antagonize
the Ukrainians with his pro-Russian sentiment.
Yeah, well.
So it's very sad what happened to him, but it seems like every step of the way he was sort of asking for it.
Sounded, sound, I don't know anything, but sounds like he had a death wish.
Yeah.
To even put himself in that situation.
Yeah. Damn. The idea is that situation. Yeah, damn.
The idea is that like...
They gotta wrap this bore up.
We got other, we got Yemen in the mix now.
The idea is like the Biden administration wasn't willing to go to bat for him,
even though it would have been a relatively easy extradition process
because we're allied with Ukraine because he was
famously very
hard on Biden and so they kind of and pro Russia and pro Russia so they kind of just like
Turn to blind eye and let him have it
But also, I mean what do you expect?
just
that's Kind of the cold hard facts, you know?
That's...
I saw a picture on Twitter that was like,
channel your inner Zelensky.
Like, how could I get even shorter and squatter?
How can I beg for more money?
I mean, I still can't, I still can't wear an olive drab t-shirt.
I know.
He ruined the olive drab t-shirt for all of us.
The most famous Russian actor is obviously Zelensky.
We'll leave the more Zelensky Jew.
Doesn't count.
There needs to be some, I'm not gonna do it, but...
Some Slavic initiatives people...
He should get cast in like meet the fuckers.
He's like, well, I'm some kind of a fucker.
What does fucker mean? Что значит «фокер»?
Что, охуели?
У меня есть сиськи «фокер»
Я надеюсь, что это видно Я надеюсь, что видно Реабилитация I'd love to see that. I mean, yeah, I'd hope to see him rehabilitated as a comedic actor. Zelensky goes around to various awards ceremonies, panhandling for money.
I want to see him star in a major big budget, Zelensky as Napoleon.
He's got the range.
He could do it. a major big budget as a landski as Napoleon. And he really cuts Napoleon too.
He's got the range, he could do it.
One man who dare take on the establishment.
It's good enough for me.
Yeah, let's call it.
Cause I don't know who he's.
I don't, I tried to read an article and couldn't.
I was like, what?
They're Yemeni rebels.
What?
Why do we, why do we bomb Yemen?
Because we can.
I don't see you.
We need more.
No, because we need more.
Bodega boys in the United States.
Anyway, see you in hell. you