Red Scare - Let Me Loveline Again w/ Matthew Davis

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

Matthew Davis, author of the new novel Let Me Try Again, joins the ladies to answer your burning love and sex questions.

We're back. We're back. Welcome to a very special edition of Red Scare. Let Me Love Line Again with special guest, author of Let Me Try Again, a new novel, Matthew Davis. Thank you guys so much for letting me browbeat you and coming on this show. I have to threaten to kill myself repeatedly.

Just a couple times. A couple times when I'm finally on, it feels, it's such an honor. It's really such an amazing show that people love so much. Thank you. It's the best, yeah. Matthew, such an amazing show that people love so much. Thank you. It's the best, yeah. Matthew, have you ever actually listened to the podcast? It's okay if you haven't.

I would implement. I listened to the very first episode because I was such a big Infowars fan. I'm like, who's this bimbo? Who's trying to come for my good friend Ashton Birdie? And then I listened to it and thought it wasn't that good and then all my female friends told me to start listening to it again. So I think the first episode was like April 2018 maybe.

Something like that. So then we were like March. And it was probably like 18 minutes long. It really wasn't that good when we started. We took us and we were, yeah. Yeah, but I listened to that probably the week it came out. Still not that good. It's the best show.

It's an amazing thing. It's just there's really nothing like it. And it's and it's my only hope for selling books. And yeah, we got a movie unit by Matthew's book. Did you read it, Anna? I read I read one third of it today. I was getting scared because I kept seeing you in fights on Twitter every time I refresh Twitter.

My algorithm was showing you at the top. Yeah. And then I was seeing all these, you would call them, I would never say this because I'm trying to win liberal book awards, you know? But you would call them gender goblins telling you, like, get off Twitter and like, take care of your kid. Yeah, but I was like, no, no, no, tell her to read my book instead. I should have. I should have.

You should have, yeah. I'm so dumb. They were mad at me for taking the baby to the chiropractor again. My mom used to take me to the chiropractor, actually. Oh, this reminds me. I forgot to show it earlier. I got you this book, Anna, for your baby from my publisher.

The Gay BCs. No. I'm unvaccinated, and that's OK. Yeah, it's a children's book. Is this a person who's like At the same publishing house. Yeah Like our previous guest Bruce Wagner Matthew is also part of the Skyhorse family As is the author of I'm a vaccine who is the author of I'm unvaccinated and that's okay I think it is a chiropractor Anna.

So maybe you could bring it up. Dr. Shannon Kroner. Oh. Yeah, no, they were, they're really mad about this chiropractor thing, which I only talked about because I didn't think it was such a big deal. I mean, it's not ideal.

Not my fave thing that I've ever done, but. Did it work? Yeah, it worked immediately. But I was like, my question was like, if you object to chiropractors on the ground that they're like practicing quack medicine, but then you like pump yourself full of hormones and like get your dick chopped off,

like how is that any different? I guess that's true. They should have tried that yet before they got bottom surgery. They should have tried getting their spine tweaked a little bit and see if it may have helped. It should have tried that. Yeah. Before they got bottom surgery, they should have tried getting their spine tweaked a little bit. Yeah. It may have helped. It may have helped them. Yeah. Yeah. So having read a third of the book, do you think Ross is going to get Laura back? That's a good question. I'm going to go with no.

You got to finish the book. Will you tell them to buy it though? That you liked it? Sure. Did you like what you saw? Yeah, I mean, I thought it was like really funny and I'm sorry about that. Would you tell, can you tell Blake Masters and Tim Dillon and the Anna guys, if they're listening?

The Anna guys? I'm gonna tell, hold on. Can you tell the Anna guys? Yeah, I'll tell, I'll boost you with the Anna guys. I'll tell the Doc. Yeah, tell Charlie.'ll tell the, I'll boost you with the, I'll boost you with the anagas. I'll tell the dots. Yeah, tell Charlie. Can you tell Charlie right now? Just say Charlie.

Charlie X-X. If you're listening. If you're listening, please let me brat again. And that's gonna really help. Yeah, you need to, cause yeah, you've been really into mimesis. It's very, yeah, yeah. Because if people think other people are reading the book,

they'll read it. And you think you know so much about promoting your book because you wrote a book about Gerard. Hmm, that's true. And so now you think you know about mimesis. Who's actually not that good. I don't know why all these tech guys are so into Gerard, but okay, another nice thing that I have to say

about the book is that I learned a lot about finance. And also a lot about medical malpractice deaths versus police brutality deaths. I was doing a lot of noticing. I noticed that you were doing some noticing. I did some noticing for sure, but I also don't know what that is because I'm trying to win the National Jewish Book Award

So I'm liberal. Yeah, okay. Yeah We're all liberal here. I mean you guys are smoking cigarettes Like how are you not liberal if you're smoking so he doesn't really I thought libs don't smoke cigarettes. That's like Tucker says that Yeah, yeah, cuz nicotine. They're trying to suppress the real Weed exactly. Yeah, I guess he does say that that he was trying to suppress the real knowledge of that nicotine. They want you to love weed. Exactly. Yeah. I guess he does say that. You read the book. Oh yeah, I read the book.

Thoughts, impressions. I mean, I read it a lot. It's hard for me to, you know, I've always loved the book. I think it's truly one of the best books I've read in a long time. I read it a couple years ago before I really got to know Matthew.

So now I don't like the book so much now, I'm just kidding. No, it really is, it's a great novel. It's awesome. It's a really good like debut novel. Well, that guy who was saying it's not as good as Herzog by Saul Bellow. Yeah. He really, he got, he hit me kill shot.

Wasn't that like a reference in the book? I think he may, so you wrote probably more than a third of it. Why don't you just open it up, what page are you on? Oh my God. Pop that book. Well, I like the, I vividly remember page 102 when the protagonist Ross

Finally gets his ex Laura to come over to watch Woody Allen's interiors with him. He thinks that he's like orchestrated a massive coup but then he like Alienates her and blows their reconciliation by like preaching to her about her lifestyle and that was so like awesomely Jewish which I really appreciate it. Well he buys her the Costco nicotine gum. Yeah and she gets really offended. She gets deeply hurt by that. And like basically like timidly says like why does it always have to be like your way or the highway why you always have to ruin a good thing and like, I guess it demonstrates like the classic Jewish capacity for like self analysis and self awareness that becomes like self defeating at some point. And I was thinking that if you apply that model to scale, you get like the ordeal of civility and the current Israel Palestine discourse.

Like, let's go. I was about to ask you if he's doing the ordeal in the book. I think he really is. He really is. I mean, the Goldberg strategy. It's true. It's my ordeal. I don't know if Anna got that yet, but. Yeah. But yeah. He applies Ross, the protagonist of the book. He really is trying to be civil. Yeah. And he implements a systematic approach to his ordeal. Mm-hmm. But let's hear some of these calls.

Yeah? I'd love to give people a voice, Jewishly. I thought we were gonna talk about Oh yeah, yeah. A ditty in Mark Robinson, but we don't have to. The freak out. We can also save that for another episode. I would just love that.

We got such a great docket this week. You guys met Donald Trump and me. Yeah, that was major. Yeah. Yeah. This thing that you gave me is really hitting. Yeah. Before we took the magnolia bar. I feel like out of control like a British lady in like a Juicy Couture tracksuit on a flight like pissing and shitting myself in front of everybody. It's like when you give a chimpanzee Xanax and it doesn't calm them down. I know Ana's gonna rip my face and penis off. Yeah, I like that chimp.

But that would be good because then Joe Rogan would talk about my book if you did that because he loves the chimp stuff, right? Yeah. We would make the New York Quest. I just, I had one question for you about Diddy. Mm hmm. Yeah. Who had I listened to that AI podcast that you generated.

So I'm abreast of the charges, which are like they were having trafficking and racketeering and arson and kidnapping. I heard about the freak off. Yeah. And I was really riveted by the story that his former bodyguard tells about how like He heard him clapping The meek mill thing which like who knows if that audio is like authentic but like the story about where he's like Getting a fallatio from Keith sweats baby mama and then usher walks in and kisses her on the mouth

pause Keith sweat I walks in and kisses her on the mouth. Pause. Like Keith Sweat. I thought that was like a reference that only like George Floyd and I knew. That Magnolia box really hitting Anna. But no, I had a question for you because people were tweeting about how it turns out that Diddy potentially has some dirt

on Barack and Michelle Obama. And like of all- We all know Barack Obama had gay sex in that limousine in 1999. Yeah, cause that guy went on. With that two-faced bad guy. Cause he went on Tucker, so it had to be true. But I have to say, I might be like horribly wrong,

but the Obamas, in spite of all my criticisms of them, always seemed like fairly wholesome. They're freaky deaky. No, I think they're freaky deaky. I mean, Michelle's a man. We know that. Yeah, Michael. Yeah.

That reminded me of the parents in your novel. When they die, and I'm not gonna spoiler it too much, but Ross finds out that they've been leading a secret life of like, Yeah, they're freaky deaky. Hiring online prostes. Well, they're Nietzscheans. For couples play.

Yeah. But do you think the Obama blackmail is real? Like the Barack Obama. Both of you guys. It wouldn't surprise me. I had a dream. So it's probably true. Well I had a.

Martin Lucifer Kuhn. I had a very disturbing sexual, very like orgiastic dream. Basically I had a dream about having a freak off before I knew what that was. And it ended with Michelle Obama. As a man or as a woman? Just not as a man, as herself or himself, whatever.

It doesn't matter. It was a dream, okay? Michael. So it was Michelle Obama and she said, thank you for performing all of these like lured sack sacks in front of me. Sorry, I can't help clean up. I gotta go.

And I was like, of course. So neoliberal where they make the mess, get out, right? And then she said, let me pay you. And she said, is three okay? Three Bitcoin. I thought 300. And I was like, go with me. And then she venmoed me $3,000. I knew you were going to say that. I knew it was going to be $3,000.

It's such an honor to sit here. So because I do tend to have prophetic dreams, annoying thing to say sometimes, yeah, stuff in my dreams manifests in the world in mysterious ways that I do believe the blackmail is real, yeah. Yeah, we are very powerful women in that Dasha has these prophetic dreams that tend to come true,

and I place Armenian curses on celebrities that later die. You should do it on some other male novelists who are in the running for the National Jewish Book Award. Like who named some names? I don't even know who the other people in the running are. Joshua Cohen maybe. When do you find out if you won that award? I think the deadline to submit was like 10 days ago.

So that I don't know if they've read it yet. Did you have to file an application? They did it at my anti-vax publisher. They had to pay like, I don't know, $100 or something. And they sent them like 10 copies of my book. Yeah, they probably played up your Jewishness. I've played up my own Jewishness. It's a really Jewish novel.

It was a Jewish novel. I'm not going to say it. What type? What type of novel? What type of novel? What type of award? It was the National Jewish Book Award. We all know I can't say what type of national book award. Well, I read your book when you posted an Instagram story about how you had a novel called Why It's Wrong to be Jewish.

It's Wrong to be Jewish. And that piqued my interest. Well, I said actually that I was looking for an agent for my novel, It's wrong to be Jewish. And that piqued my interest. Well, I said actually that I was looking for an agent for my novel, It's Wrong to be Jewish. And then you replied and said, can I read it? Yeah. Um, and then now we have a great agent, Julie. We love Julie. Shout out to Julie.

Julie's been amazing. Um, So as far as, so Barack Obama, I heard he's piping down Jennifer Aniston. What? That's what I heard. Well, I guess. Okay. Now that Angelina Jolie has that hot new much younger mulatto lover, Akala, it's only right

that Jennifer Aniston also gets her revenge on Brad Pitt. By having sex with her brother. With her down low brother. Yeah, so they're probably freaky deaky, right? Everybody seems to be. Yeah, I'm such an earth sign. It's really hard for me to fathom how people have the time and energy

to engage in like twisted and elaborate sex parties. Well, this is kind of a theme in my book, right? That there's like this like over sexualization going on and like people are very like, it's almost like not just that people are like, there's something like disturbing about it. Not that they're like having like sex with the proverbial lights on,

but they're just like talking about it. Like, did you see the tweet about like how they're selling like dildos and like massagers at like Walgreens now? Yeah. Like if you go down the wrong aisle at Walgreens, you can just buy like, you know, you can buy cock rings and like handcuffs and stuff at CVS. But they're locked up. They're behind locked. You have to ask the black teenager at CVS to unlock the door.

Excuse me. Meek Mill cock ring. Is Siroc still around? Siroc the vodka. that's all I drink. Oh yeah. Oh, but what's that quote that I forgot who it's attributed to. It's like everything is permitted,

but nothing is possible or something. I'm really butchering this. I feel like in 2018 you guys would have been, before you had the baby you would have been able to pull that. Well, I just read a study that like having a baby literally eliminates 25% of your gray matter. That's nice. So it's like those like charts of like Redditor brains

where like a quarter of their brain is missing. But no, it's like everything is sexualized, but nothing is sexual. Yeah. I feel that way about, yeah, yeah. Well, just like the things are like utterly like sterile and yeah, things are not sexy. Yeah.

Who knew if you like oversaturate the world with sexual stimuli, people would cease to be horny. Well, that's kind of what the freak off to me is interesting that like Diddy's basically hiring male prostitutes and he like wants to watch them. He has's kind of what the freak off to me is interesting that like did he's basically hiring male prostitutes And he like wants to watch them. He has this kind of And he's got the IV drips Running this like he's running this this opera this well Becky in

operation right this like this this this The sex factory right and they're worshiping Greek gods and stuff In there. Yeah. Yeah. I believe it. Yeah. Sure.

And now there's this new guy, Mark Robinson. Oh, this guy's awesome. That we're all forced to learn about, like some guy who was- The Protestant pastors running for governor. Who's- Who had the, what's the site called, Dasha? Nude Africa.

Nude Africa. NudeAfrica.com, yeah. And he posts about his sexual explo it? What's the site called? I should a nude Africa Com yeah, and he was about his sexual exploits He watched it and he's apparently he was watching He was watching trans porn years ago girl porn and commenting on how it's erotic and people are calling him a hypocrite because he's basically like a Republican candidate who like objects to like. Puberty blockers. Puberty blockers and like all gender bathrooms and that sort of thing, but isn't like tea girl porn.

He wants to go in that all gender bathroom and have a freak off. He wanted to do the freak out with his sister-in-law. I don't find anything hypocritical about that. As long as he keeps it between himself at home and the forum users of nudeafrica.com, it's not her who's it hurting. I want to go on nudeafrica.com now. I want to see what that's all about.

Get into fights with those people instead of on Tarik. They like Tarik Nasheed. What do you mean you're a wigger? Define wigger. Yeah, yeah. That was another one I wanted you to tell your friend Tariq Nasheed also. Can you tell him? Tariq Nasheed, Matthew Davis's book.

Yeah, my book. Yeah. You a white supremacist. About white boys. Yeah. You're unreconstructed white supremacist. About white boys. Yeah. About male monkeys. Should we be speaking of freak offs? Should we get into these love line questions? Yeah, yeah, but one last point about Mark Robinson

is that in addition to bragging about how he was like peeping on 14 year olds and enjoying tranny porn. He's awesome. He was also on these sex forums, North Carolina. He was talking about how he's like a black Nazi. So cool. Martin Luther King is a commie. And how expressing like sympathy for slavery, which I thought was.

Where'd this guy come from? This is the Republican primary process, right? This is who they select for. I mean, Republicans are so desperate to have like a black guy in their corner. Mm-hmm well, I keep I've been going around saying and I stole it from Some guy on Twitter, but how the left has a mental illness problem and the right has a mental retardation problem But this guy just seems awesome. He's really just like a 30 rock character

the black piss porn But this guy just seems awesome. He's really just like a 30 rock character. The black piss porn Nazi. And also a Protestant pastor, which is like really right up the alley of mine. It's like something out of Trapped in the Closet. I guess he's literally is R. Kelly. So my thing is like, I truly love African Americans because they've done so much for our culture

and they've produced so many great personalities, like Mark Robinson and R. Kelly and Sean Diddy Combs. Diddy. Yeah. And Tariq Nusheed. They're like true eccentrics, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, should we hit the questions?

Let's do a call and we can circle, but we can see if we can get back to the box. That's okay, I'm just gonna insert Mark Robinson discourse into everything. Hi, Anna and Basha. I am in a conundrum with my boss and landlord and lover. I started working for him as a real estate agent years ago and we've had a tumultuous relationship ever since. Basically, we've been mixing business with pleasure despite the fact that he has a Colombian girlfriend.

He's also 40 years my senior, which is besides the point. I'm in love with him. The point is he's blatantly exploiting me. He hired his friend's daughter to do the same job as me and he's paying me a third of their commission Despite them being on vacation all the time and not being efficient I pay a lot to live in his building despite supposedly having a sentence family discount Did I mention that he's Jewish? Should I take my pride and leave my apartment and job or

Should I continue being blatantly exploited with a man who will never love me? Thanks ladies for everything, bye. I love how her question is like, please give me permission to be blatantly exploited by a man who will never love me. Her landlord boss. She needs to get a lawyer.

Yeah, she shouldn't be paying rent. She should stop paying, yeah. I mean, if you're gonna initiate. He's her boss. Like introduce a woman into the freak off, you have to pay her rent. Bare minimum. Bare minimum, yeah.

Venmo feminism. That is. Michelle Obama did Venmo feminism in your dream. When she gave me that $3,000. That was from this was a leftist podcast. I still believe in that. Now I do Bitcoin. Crypto feminism. Donald Trump handshake. So what is she even asking? If she should keep getting some old man, some old Jewish guy, keep getting molested? Yeah.

And she's not even getting an apartment, a movie or anything? She's not even getting an apartment. Not even an apartment. No. She gets a friends and family rate. Apparently, but it's still expensive. And he's got a Colombian girlfriend.

A Colombian nanny. A Colombian nanny. What do you think her job is? Is she, is he in real estate? She's yeah, she's like a real estate agent slash glorified assistant, I guess. Slash like sex slave. Yeah. Okay. My advice is for the fellas,

especially the Indian and Jewish fellas, you cannot be cheap and rapey at the same time. You have to pick one and stay in your lane if you're gonna rape you have to pay their way And if you're gonna be cheap, you cannot rape it's very simple. That's really good That's one of the best Fail to follow this very simple formula. I don't get it But it's really since this is a misogynist podcast I'm comfortable blaming women and saying that they allow this to happen to themselves I don't get it. But it's really, since this is a misogynist podcast,

I'm comfortable blaming women and saying that they allow this to happen to themselves. She should just get a lawyer. She should try to entrap him, get him to do some kind of crime. She should fuck her Jewish lawyer. She should have sex with a lawyer. You get a lawyer for free.

And pit them against each other. Exactly. Yeah, have sex with that guy. Find a slightly more generous Jewish guy and get him to sue. And then I guess I could say, since this is also a Catholic novel, we should say that she should probably get baptized, go to confession. You can't say that for every one of these.

It does kind of apply to every single one. There is kind of a Catholic easy way out to all these. Hi, Anna. Hi, Dasha. I'm a long-time listener. Big fan of your podcast. Um, I'm calling because I'm worried about my relationship with my boyfriend. So we've been together for a pretty long time now. Um, he's a few years older than me and working. I'm finishing up college right now and we're having the conversation of really settling down together. Um, possibly getting a house together once I graduate and I'm a little bit more established. And my fear is that I know that my boyfriend

really wants to have a family one day. Obviously that's not possible with a tranny. And part of me thinks that he should break up with me and like date a real woman and have a good life and like fall in love and start a family. Just so that's not gonna be with me. Does this mean that I actually don't love him if I think that he should go for someone else? Or does it mean that I really love him and think that he deserves the best? Let me know what I should do.

Thanks. I love how they answer their own question for themselves. How so? Where they're like, should he break up with me because she clearly wants to break up with him? I mean if he wants a family, Yeah. He probably shouldn't. He he wants a family, Yeah. He probably shouldn't.

He really wants a family. He doesn't know how this works. Yeah. He doesn't know. That that's not. Yeah. Maybe he doesn't really, doesn't want a family. Have you ever really sat him down and asked him?

I got that impression. How we just get baptized. Hop on TRT. What's TRT? testosterone replacement therapy, just undo that whole thing. Okay, the transition and then find a nice wife. You both can have nice wives.

Can have a blended family. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, that might work. wives can have a blended family. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. That might work. Um, do you think she, you think she doesn't love him? Um, possibly because she feels like he doesn't love her. So it's like a self fulfilling prophecy.

You don't think she's being self-sacrificing? Well, in like the immortal words of DMX, like if you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. So true. That's interesting. Do women do that? Is that a thing women do? If they love something, let them go. No.

Yeah. But this is an interesting case. Yeah, this is a- This is an interesting case. Yeah, this is a cis woman. So maybe, maybe she's got the capacity to do the right thing. They could always just get a surrogate or adopt. Not that I'm giving that advice, because I'm against that. They have options.

You're not against adoption, though against adoption. I have no strong opinion on adoption one way or another, but I'm probably weekly against it. Just like for doing it personally. Well, I don't, what's that? Like for doing it or just like for someone. I mean, I'm of two minds. Like somebody's got to gotta take those kids. I often fantasize about taking unwanted children. Russian children. Yeah, because somebody needs to like- Those are some of the most fucked up orphans. Yeah, and somebody needs to love them

and take care of them. But on the other hand, I feel like adoption in general creates a lot of unforeseen and unexpected problems because you never know what you're gonna get. It's like a 27 year old Ukrainian refugee scammer who is like a little arping as like a seven year old. We watched the documentary Dasha where that wasn't what happened,

but then the dad sort of pretending that it was a three year old. Natalia Grace, the curious case. Yeah, I think that's relatively rare. There's obviously unforeseen issues that aren't to that extreme. But the fact that you're being adopted means there's often maybe something weird, especially you guys are such genetic realists.

You might fall in love with your adopted mom's boyfriend, Woody Allen. And then your life could turn out pretty good. And then you could find a partner for life, happily marry 30 years. That's really worked out. I think Woody Allen was really playing for Deetra because he anticipated that he'd be old one day.

He knew she had a farm, he knew me if I had a farm system of kids that he could marry one day, yeah. Yeah, and he wanted a nice organized Asian caretaker. He wanted a Colombian nanny, if I could. I think him and Suni maybe would have even broken up, but they were so trauma bonded by the molestation accusations that it made their relationship extremely fortified. Yeah.

And just being abused by a blonde actress. Yeah. And just being abused by a blonde actress. Yeah. Yeah. That'll do it. Yeah. Hi, love the pod. You guys make me laugh, so thank you. It's not even really like a question.

It's more so just phoning a friend for advice. Broke up with my boyfriend two months ago, months ago, like a month ago, he cheated on me. Also found out of a porn addiction, yay! So that's great. Yeah I just, I'm not, I don't know, like obviously I broke up with him, but I'm just asking for advice. Have you ever been cheated on? What did you do to feel like hot and confident? Cause I feel like shit doesn't have to be anything deep.

It could be like surface level, I don't know. Or it could just, I don't know. Yeah, so that's basically it. I just feel like dog shit and I don't know how to feel better. I know it's, I don't wanna hear about time. And yeah, so. I just need advice, I don't know.

Maybe like a good, I don't know how to get hot, like a good skincare product. What should I, I don't know. Just help me. Okay. Thanks. Love you both. You're both really funny and yeah. Okay. Thank you. Bye. I don't want to be mean, but she sounded out of breath, just like talking on the phone. So first thing, she'll probably hop on to her Zepetide, you know, GLP-1 agonist, shed 20, 30 pounds, and that'll have that guy, you know, his head will be spinning for sure. Mm-hmm, probably crawling back. Are you implying that he cheated on her because she's fat? I mean, no, I wasn't even thinking that, just that if she wants to feel hot afterwards, she should probably, you know, they cured fatness. With Ozempic?

Yeah. But there's going to be unforeseen side effects. I would not know. You don't know that. The side effects of being fat. I'm definitely I'm really like pro Ozempic, especially if you're. I mean, maybe she's nervous. Maybe she's not. Yeah., I mean, maybe she's nervous talking to the best podcast. Yeah, you don't know that she's overweight,

but she could always- She feels depressed and downtrodden because her boyfriend treated on her. She could always lose a little, you can always lose a little weight, that's the thing. Even if you're- We're just gonna say that. You know, you'll feel hotter

if you're even just a little bit skinnier. Even if- You'll feel a lot hotter if you're featured on ED Twitter. Mm. Mm. You don't have to go nuts. Just, you know, and you can eventually get back. Let's say she is at a healthy weight.

She can eventually get back there, but I think she will feel better about herself in the short term. Yeah. Just by slimming down, snatch that, snatch it up a little. See how mimetic I little. Pilates. See how mimetic I am?

I knew how to give the answer you guys would like. Except you didn't like the Ozempic part. No, I don't. You just think she should not, you should drink some Diet Coke and. Start smoking cigarettes. Start smoking cigs, yeah. Maybe start a podcast.

Start a podcast. Yeah. Well men cheat to stat, right, Anna? So I don't know why they even had to break up. I mean, that's a theory I'm sympathetic to. Yeah, women cheat to leave, but women cheat to live. Did she put up a fight, you have to wonder. Or did he put up a fight?

Like, did he want to say like, I'm sorry? She said she also, yeah, his porn addiction came to wonder. Or did he put up a fight? Like did he want to say like, I'm sorry? She said she also, yeah, his porn addiction came to light. So it sounds like he transgressed against her. With cheating, something that nobody ever wants to talk about is that you have to do like a searching and fearless moral inventory. And of course, nobody deserves to be cheated on, but you have to wonder if there's anything you did

to alienate the other person in the relationship. But given that he has porn addiction, it seems like he probably has mental issues and it's not really her fault. Yeah. You dodged a bullet. Yeah. Sounds like it was a him problem. Yeah.

And I think like with any kind of failure or setback or whatever, like getting fired or experiencing like a death in the family, you really can't fixate on your regrets and become like over analytical and overthink things and you just have to move forward. Like what do they say, success is the best revenge? I think Ross would agree. But the success is the best revenge in my book.

Yeah maybe that's true. What do you think? Well you wrote this book a while ago. It's an old book. Yeah. You wrote this book when you were quite young. I was a little boy. Which is impressive.

But now you're kind of a normal age. I'm at a normal age. Now that the book's coming out. And now I'm a cheater, all my friends and I were niche-y-in. You know how we use women, Anna? My friends and I. For what?

For our own ends. Yeah, because I was Chad Caff when I wrote this book, but now I'm Jewish slash Nietzschean. Well, you've been funny how that works. Psychoanalysis. I've been undergoing actually a journey of self-discovery, psychoanalysis. To find out that you are Jewish. I'm Jewish, actually. To find out that you are Jewish. To find out that I'm Jewish, actually. So, yeah, so maybe she should try going to psychoanalysis.

She could do some self-discovery work. That could be good. Find a nice... I think going to the gym is a better idea. Yeah. It'll make you thinner and hotter and will also have mood boosting benefits. And you know where she's probably not going to meet a cool guy? Church, which does not help.

I mean, maybe. They say it's like a weird thing on Twitter when they tell you to go to church. You know where she's probably not going to meet a cool guy? Church, which does not help. I mean, maybe. They say it's like a weird thing on Twitter when they tell you to go to church. You don't know. It just depends. Those guys for you are the worst porn addicts. The other thing is like,

what do you tell people who have been cheated on? Like you should jump into dating and have some casual sex. That's like bad advice, but it's kind of inevitable advice because like, how do you get your groove back? Well, I always feel like to break up is when you don't use kind of like, it's for a woman, she's gonna break up

with some guy that she likes and then just like be with a bunch of guys she doesn't like, you know? Yeah. This almost seems like kind of a retarded thing to do. Well. But it seems like he doesn't sound, sounds like he's got some issues of his own.

Exactly. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I think that it's very tempting to fixate on like what you did wrong and how you were at fault, but that's probably ultimately like not very productive. Blame them, keep it moving. I would say in this case, don't start tretinoin because there's gonna be the shedding and the purging

is gonna take a couple months. So maybe get like a nice Korean skin essence or something, there's some very affordable K-beauty products. Oh, can I say- Have you tried over lining your lips? Yeah, enjoying on freckles. The most amazing thing is the red light mask.

It really works. I'm just shocked, stunned that like a consumer product has such beneficial effects. It's crazy. I used one once, like a makeup artist gave one to me on set because I had like a cyst exit and it did work but I've never used it in a regimented way. Well, they say that you should use it

three to five times a week, which I think is fake news. You wanna be using it every day, twice a day. Wow. And what does the red light do? You wanna be like red light maxing. It does everything, it like tightens your pores, it makes your skin less flabby. It gets rid of hyperpigmentation.

I think it also helps with like cystic breakouts. It brightens your mood. Later in the book, he has a full body red light that he gets fully nude in front of him. He exposes his scrotum like on top of the light to boost his T levels. That probably works better than using the little mask. And also you're probably getting some negative effects

because that thing does smell like plastic. It's like Chinese chrysinogens, but you have to charge it a lot. There's some downsides, but highly recommended. Okay, that's good advice. That and the guys I fall on X, they talk about GHK copper peptide. Rub it on your skin and the red light. Well, I also already rubbed the blue one.

What's the blue one? You were taking it for a while. Oh, methylene blue. I started mixing it in with my clay masks and that really helped a lot. I think. Yeah. The topical application, interesting. And people are always worried

that it's gonna stain your skin, but it doesn't if you mix it with another product, like a vitamin C or vitamin E or like a clay-based mask. And his skin looks great. I can't believe. Thank you. Yeah, get yourself a red light mask get yourself a little like Point-tell-knit cammy Yeah, exactly

Your budget's all wrong. Yeah, and wait and most importantly Be nice to yourself and take it easy because it's going to take some time to recover, obviously. You didn't want that porn addict anyway. Exactly. What's up, girls? I really, really love my girlfriend. Gay? You know, I'm fucking this bitch at work and I don't want to stop. What do I do?

Thanks. This is one of my friends. I love how the other girl's boyfriend called in right after. That's amazing. You just hit the sort button, Dasha, on your back. I sorted by name so it would randomize it. I know, so that just randomly came through. It's that girl's boyfriend.

Yeah, yeah. He's fucking this bitch at work, and he don't wanna stop. He don't wanna stop. Oh, what? That really is a great example. He's literally cheating to stay. Yeah. He loves his girlfriend, but...

Men are amazing. Yeah. Yeah. They can just do that? This bitch at work? I mean, if you don't want to stop, you don't want to stop. I don't know what there is to say, you know? He should probably, he should break up with the girlfriend. It's not fair to her. That's what I think. But he loves her. Okay. My surface level read is always like, if you don't want to stop and the other person

doesn't know, it's not, you're not really inflicting. It's like if a tree falls in the forest, but realistically, like maturity, like the essence of maturity is knowing that you have all these options, but not taking them because you have made a prior commitment to somebody else. It's like very bless you. It's very obvious Yeah, and it's more for you than for the other person And I think even if the person doesn't know they still know they're still like on some level they'll Know even if they never ever know in their conscious mind There was a great phrase that Sam Hyde used

of all people talking about the Home Depot lady who was doxed for her. She was anti-Trump. She was anti-Trump. She was sending a bullet hit. Yeah, she was wishing the bullet hit. And Libs of TikTok went to Home Depot and yelled at her. And I forgot exactly, he wrote a long post on Twitter,

but he accused people of suffering from moral lassitude, which I really loved. I think our society is overcome by moral lassitude and you really have to learn to discipline yourself. Yeah. But he doesn't wanna stop. Yeah. But he doesn't want to stop. Yeah.

Yeah, this kind of a crazy situation that I'm in. I'm 25 and I have two children. They're two and four, both from the same father. We've been together for, since we we were 15 so basically almost 10 years and tell me why i just saw him today on a youtube dating show telling people that he has no kids no relationship and he's a fucking entrepreneur an empresario and you can't even pay the groceries at home I have to I'm the provider and he's telling these women wearing my Hermes belt that my grandma gave me

For my graduation gift. He's wearing my belt wearing my belt on This YouTube dating show telling other women and he's a provider. I Don't know. Let me know what you girls think. I really, I love him. I don't know if I want to stay with him. You know, we've been together for so long. Is this something that we can overcome

with therapy? But I don't know. I love you girls so much. Love the pod. Peace. What do you mean people like this? What do you mean people like this? What do you mean people like this? People whose boyfriends go on whatever podcast. YouTube dating shows?

Like little Jerry Springer Wigarats. I love this girl. Yeah, wearing her Hermes belt. Yeah, like her grandma. When people are like, oh, you girls live in a liberal bubble. I'm like, nah, nah, our audience is diversified. It's the best show. It's amazing. What YouTube dating show? I don't know.

I don't know any. Did you guys see that viral video of like this girl on a man on the street interview and the guy was like, do you have a boyfriend? And she was like, well, like kind of like hedging and prevaricating and then the boyfriend shows up and he's like, yo, like I never thought I would be this guy,

but thanks bro, you did me a solid, it's over. And I think the backstory is that they're like online content creators and it's totally staged, but. Okay. Like in the female version of this, which is why I hate like gender and dating discourse, because as it turns out, men and women go through a lot of the same problems. Yeah, I think every guy knows that feeling.

And then at some point they become red-pilled Pua, Nietzschean. They start using women because they get beaten down by that. But that raises an interesting point that probably everyone should be sending out, like they should be doing sting operations on their partners to see if they would cheat and constantly testing their loyalty. No. Well, maybe not. They shouldn't, but. OK, my advice to this girl, though, is that she should leave him.

But they have children. She should make sure that she gets all her ducks in a row and make sure that the kids are in a different location. She has all her finances transferred, et cetera, et cetera. He's the provider. He's not, he can't even pay for groceries. No, she said he wasn't, yeah. So, because if you're gonna leave that man,

you leave him not because he cheated, but because he was so sloppy, he wanted to get caught. He was out on a TV dating show. I can't even tell if this is real or fake or. YouTube dating show. Yeah. He was on Instagram with y'alls. Yeah, that seems super headless and indiscreet

and like way more disrespectful than cheating. Is like trying to cheat on YouTube. He's trying to get famous also. Yeah. And calling it, I guess. Yeah. Which is so to get famous also. And calling, I guess. Yeah. Which is so, so much worse. She's kind of doing the same thing, calling into a...

What do you mean? She's not doing anything wrong. Kind of really anonymous. I mean, people could probably tell that she had an amazing, wigger voice. You think this guy's... She's probably clocked. You think this guy listens to it? Do you want to get over him by being the third mic girl?

Who's this pog calling in? You think this guy listens to it? Do you wanna get over him by being the third mic girl? Who's this pog calling in? Anna says leave him. Anna, it's tough when you have kids. It's tough when you have kids. And you're the sole breadwinner. It's not like she's gonna get child support from this scrub. The scrote. Well, she has a major advantage, which is called being

the provider, the breadwinner. So she has all the leverage. Is she really making that much money though? You have to. She's got two kids. But what does he bring to the table? Just make sure you're not there and your kids aren't there when you leave him because he might do the moosu thing What's the murder suicide? Oh my god. I thought I was like is that that hippo everyone's been posting pictures Like he's gonna get all oily and start screaming Videos of that hippo and thinking like I wonder what a baby hippo feels like. It seems like it would be like a mouth or vaginal tissue.

Yeah, kind of almost mucous membrane. Mucousy, yeah. Yeah, what's it called? Moodang? Moodang, yeah. I've been getting a lot of that on my feed lately, which I'm grateful for, honestly. I'm not seeing the original primary sources,

but it's like, it's some kind of Asian hippo or it's just a cute name. It's like a Thai hippo. It's a Thai hippo. Yeah, and it's known for its rambunctious personality. I think it's a miniature hippo too. I don't think it's gonna grow to be much bigger. It likes getting pissed on.

Yeah. Yeah. It's up at Diddy's freak off. It would. Diddy would put Moodang in the freak off. Thank God that Hippo is safe and sound at the zoo. He can't touch your oily skin. What's so interesting about the Diddy thing is that he's being held in like a white collar

prison like they're not letting him out. He's like the black Jeffrey Epstein. That's kind of the parallel people are drawing is that you know he was also that was a good episode title. I just feel vindicated because I'm obviously like a huge wigger and like hip hop head and I never liked Diddy. I always thought his like verses were weak and he had like mouth breather physiognomy. Yeah, I was in the elevator with him once at Soho House. And he beats people up in the elevator, right?

That's like one of the allegations that he was like beating his girl. He beat me up. No, he seemed nervous. I remember being like, is that diddy? And I was like, he seemed nervous. He was trying to hold back from beating you up. What policy? Well, I think he should have gone to jail. He wasn't very tall.

He seems like a 5'9 guy. He did an anti-Semitic attack on Drake in the club like 10 years ago. Remember, he beat up Drake in the club. And he called him a Jew? I don't know if he called him a Jew, but it was just, you know, he beat up a Jewish rapper. And he should have just gone to jail for that. Like we don't want guys like that on the street.

Yeah. Who get into fights at the club, you know. Well, he and JLo should have gone to jail or at least paid a fine for pinning that whole club shooting on Shine, who's now a statesman in Belize. And actually, back after he got out of prison, he moved to Israel for 10 years

to study the Talmud and the Torah and converted to Judaism. Did he do? Shine. Shine, this is how I know feels when we talk about set of accountants. Everyone's like zoning out and feels uncomfortable. Yeah, when we talk about the filial.

Everyone feels molested. Yeah, yes, but put us on some more game, sister. No, I mean, that's it. Yeah, does that answer her question? I hope so If she should leave him I guess you should leave them. I mean, that's pretty disrespectful, but Maybe there's a child involved. It's two children is deeper than around Yeah, I'm sorry Yeah Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, that sucks. Sending power. Yeah.

Hey ladies, long time listener, long time fan of the pod. I have a question more for Dasha than Anna. I have a somewhat asymmetrical face. My nose is kind of like higher on one side than the other. I have a really hard time believing when people say that I'm sexy or find me sexy. I believe that you can be cute with an asymmetrical face, but I have a really hard time owning that and believing people can find me attractive for context. I have like Slavic heritage, hooded eyes, kind of a big nose, shy cheeks, but like I just can't get over this nose issue. Like should I get a nose job or Dasha like how do you recommend embracing your asymmetricality

thanks I wrote I tried to text this girl via google voice and said do you have any pics of yourself this is Dasha but she did not respond because I thought a photo might be helpful um my face is symmetrical so I don't know. Next question. I thought it was like a bit we do. No, asymmetries. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, there's lots of beautiful people out there

with asymmetrical faces. I can't. I'm having a hard nose is asymmetrical. Like literally one of your nostrils is bigger than the other, always. Yeah, deviated septum. Oh wait, Dasha, I wanted to ask you. Show me your hand.

Oh, okay. See Dasha has the classically feminine 2D, 4D ratio. Her ring finger is shorter than her index finger. It's, they're kind of about the same. They're about the same yeah. I have the longer ring finger and shorter index finger. If I press. Which is like a viralization in the womb.

What's yours Matthew? It means you're a high T female. Yeah it means I'm a high T female. If I like press my hand. Matthew's are about even and the ring finger is slightly longer than the index finger. So that means I'm a soy boy? No, it means you're like a normal masculine whatever, yeah.

If I press my hand down, then my ring finger is longer. I don't know how that affects. Interesting. You guys are like, you're about symmetrical. Is this a real thing or is this a thing they say on Twitter? Do we, have we looked into this? Um, I've been told this before by people off Twitter too. Is it like a real thing? It's like a new Twitter meme, but back in the day,

I want to say like 2009, 2010, there was actually like, before awokeness, there was like a New York magazine article about how to tell if you have like a genetic propensity to be gay. And so the finger ratio, the anal genital distance and your corkscrew swirl were like all factors that play into that. So if you have like short anal genital distance

as the hand and the T, the distance between your balls and your butt hole. Yeah, or your cooch. Basically like men and masculinized women who typically tend to be lesbians are similar straight men and lesbians. And then like women and gay guys are similar. It's interesting.

Yeah, it is really interesting. I mean, I don't know if it really, we need to receive he'd be good on this. Geneticists, but he, but you're just now about all just, yeah, but it's like a whole thing. And like, if you have like a counter clockwise corkscrew that also, do I have that? I don't know. I can't tell. Counter like the board, the Norwood Vortex?

Yeah, yeah. Mine's clockwise, I think. How do you know? You can tell when I'm touching it or you can't tell? Just like I feel like that's how my hair grows. Yeah. I don't know. Well, I actually had my T levels measured, remember, my blood work.

And I'm extremely high T at the refer... I'm at 881 nanograms per deciliter. So for all the Redditors saying my voice sounds gay right now, I actually have really high T. You have a pretty deep voice, you just have like a Jewish inflection. Kind of a, yeah, well, cause I'm always complaining. So it also sounds like-

A little nasal. Yeah. Well, do you have any advice for this ugly girl? She sounds hot, sounds sexy. She sounds like it's on her head. She looks like Dasha. Well, do you have any advice for this ugly girl? She sounds hot, sounds sexy. She looks like it's all in her head. She looks like Dasha. She has a sexy voice, yeah.

She's like Slavic and wave-ish. Oh, she has some Slavic. It's probably fine. That's part of the Slavic charm, I feel, is that's where that Midland look, that kind of wonky, people like like that I've said it before I'll say it again men love when you look like you got bonked on the head a little asymmetry never hurt anybody red light mask and fix that right one of the one of the earliest things find one

asymmetrical red light sexual attraction is not about perfection it's about abjection mm-hmm damn we really got a we said a lot of good stuff on the show. Wait I had like okay again when you tend to fixate on like one thing that really like grinds your gears about your beauty or whatever that means there's something wrong with you mentally and it's all in your head generally speaking even if even by the way if it's true and you have like some serious defect or thing that people would consider a defect yeah um I actually don't think that people who have like beauty hang-ups are entirely wrong like people are generally pretty realistic about diagnosing what's wrong with themselves

or and other people physically. But that shouldn't prevent you from feeling good and about yourself and sexy. I'd also recommend finding the one angle that you photographed best from and then only taking pictures like that basically for a decade. And then you might find, you know,

maybe the other angle kind of looking interesting too. You can switch it up on them. You switch it up. And then I really like the whole. Yeah, lately, yeah, usually I like the right side of my face more, but as I've gotten older and lost facial volume, I found that the left side of my face has its charms.

Yeah. I'm a left bank girl, but now I'm like into the right bank. But that's really why this podcast works because our good side is like the opposite side of the other one. So when we like pose when we flank a guest, a fat old man, it works out. We both look really good. No. Okay, next question.

Hi, in your opinion, what are the physical and spiritual effects of having a guy come inside of you? Physical effect, you get pregnant. Yeah, that's one of them. Or you get AIDS. Or you get AIDS. Or as a woman. It's kind of hard.

If you're in Sub-Saharan Africa, you get AIDS. Well, if there's some tearing, but basically if there is a dry down there. Right. down there, right? Um, well, it could also throw off your pH balance, which is both a physical and a spiritual problem. A personality, a BV. Yeah, even if it's not full blown BV, it's like you're introducing some kind of like substance

into your body that your body then has to deal with, even if you aren't being impregnated. Yeah, a foreign agent. And then, yeah, not always, but sometimes there's some kind of like, you know. Wait, I'm loving this magnolia bark. It's really good. Oh yeah, you gotta get, you can buy it at the store.

I just saw it on Amazon. Yeah. It's kind of expensive to the red seer card. To the card. Oh, yeah, you got to get you can buy it at the store It pairs really nicely with the diet coke actually, um my esthetician told me and And I guess Matthew too if you think there's there's anything to this that if you, if your period's late, it means that your body was trying to fertilize. Oh, okay. And egg the uber.

There's always something like a Vietnamese slave. No, my aesthetician is- She's Russian. Bella Russian. No, she's- White. White. Really?

Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. You don't see that much these days? She's currently pregnant and she knows a lot about like White. White. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. You don't see that much these days. She's currently pregnant and she knows a lot about like the skincare and health and stuff. But she knows about things if you're pure.

She was really fertility maxing. She's doing some noticing. People forget that noticing isn't all about. Out there. FBI and CDC crime stats and that it can apply to other arenas of life. You can notice what's going on inside too and test your hormone levels and like your ovulation cycle and stuff.

Yeah, is that true? If I were a woman, I feel like I would have all sorts of gadgets. I've always talked about this. I would like know when my period I would know. I'd be running like the Navy. I would have like... You would have an app. I have all sorts of apps, but also like it would be on your like Apple But I'd have like I don't like an oora ring Yeah, my Apple watch would be like predicting my period down to the um And I'd probably be doing like autistic like Brian Johnson style like sleep stuff so my period max

But if you were a woman you wouldn't have the same aptitude that you have as a man to do those things. You would probably have an attentive ADS. Pass it on the floor. You'd have like hair all over your bathroom. Yeah. So it just doesn't apply. Yeah. But as to like the spiritual effects,

I mean, I guess every time a guy nuts in you or even penetrates you, you tend to get attached. Only if he hits the back walls. I wouldn't overthink it. Yeah. Well, the important thing is it's a number that can never go down. What?

The body count? There's a number of guys who are ejaculated inside of you. I'm usually saying this point. Once that happens, you can't. No, it can, it can. You can undo it. If you take a vascular celibacy

and don't have sex for I don't know some arbitrary period of time then the clock resets and you're back you're like a born-again virgin. Your hymen actually grows back. According to rapee. If you drink enough orange juice your hymen. If you have that carrot salad it restores your hymen. There was like a big trend in the Arab world also, like maybe a decade or two ago where women were getting like hymen restoration surgery. I remember hearing about that.

I think I made a joke early on on this show about how we needed people to subscribe to the Patreon to pay for our high-medium-consumption surgeries. The most ran-through podcast. I feel like we tackled that one, yeah. I guess we should say it's a mortal sin if you're not married, but it's also a mortal sin if a guy doesn't ejaculate in you,

and you are married, right Tasha? Is it more sinful? You have to pull the pull-out method as well. To do the premarital and the pull-out? Or is it basically morally neutral to pull out at that point since you're already doing a mortal? No, no, you're adding insult to injury. So you Catholics are not down with the pull-out method.

No, it's actually the only type of birth control. God kills this guy in the Bible, Onan. You know, Onanism. For jacking off. But yeah, God it's actually the only type of birth control. God kills this guy in the Bible, Onan. You know, Onanism. He's like the matchmaker. For jacking off. But yeah, God, that's the only type of birth control that some guy gets killed for doing in the Bible. He's supposed to impregnate his brother's wife,

brother's widow, and then God kills him. That's what Jewish people believe. And you can get killed for pulling out by God. So noted. Those are the spiritual harms. It's actually more harmful to pull out, I guess. The condom's probably even worse than that, I guess. Condom's way worse,

because at least there's a chance, well, there's a chance the condom breaks. I'd say- You're not helping, yeah. Insult to injury. The condom is more insulting. Fair enough. Hi, ladies. I am 36 weeks pregnant.

I'm giving birth next month. And this question is for Anna or Dasha. Do you have any tips on how to be a chic hot mom? And this question is for Anna or Dasha. Do you have any tips on how to be a chic hot mom? Right now I feel super fat and like a hippo, but I wanted to get some advice on how to feel good, feel fit. And yeah, Anna, if you have any birthing tips, I know you gave birth in your apartment,

like a goddess without an epidural. So I'm just wondering if you have any like good mantras or affirmations. All right, love the pod, bye. She's like, hey, this question is for you, Anna. I'm 36 weeks pregnant and I have an asymmetrical face. Yeah. So how can I feel myself more?

She probably, once she gets that baby, she'll feel a lot lighter, right, Anna? Yeah, you like lose like 12 to 15 pounds off the bat. Then the breastfeeding burns a ton of cows. The weight just melts off. It really melts off and you get down to your pre-baby weight real fast. I can't give any more advice. That's all there is to it.

She shouldn't stress it. That's why I hate when all the online trannies get mad at me about taking the baby to the chiropractor. I would really help on breastfeeding because it has all sorts of health benefits for the baby. But also, you know, bring restores you to your pre baby. And it seems like not fun exactly, but like kind of psychedelic and cool thing to do. Yeah. It's like nourish a wife with your mommy.

It's like nourish a life with your mommy milk. You know, that's beautiful. You don't want to deprive yourself of that experience. Yeah, my only two tips for like giving birth is like, do YouTube yoga. Okay. We can't, Catholics aren't allowed to do yoga. But prenatal Pilates is a good alternative. Okay, Catholics aren't allowed to do yoga. But prenatal Pilates is a good alternative that's not wrapped up with Hindu stuff.

Do whatever. Move around a lot. Maybe go to Home Goods the day you're about to give birth. Well apparently, I remember you saying you felt kind of compelled to, you were doing like a biological nesting. So you'll feel the impulse to do that anyway. And then like my other piece of advice is like when the contractions come, don't try to fight them.

Just go with them and do the breathing exercises that you learned in yoga. And it'll still be really painful and traumatic. But guess what? You're going to purge that out of your mind real quick. Yeah, you'll forget. You'll be fine. Congratulations. Congrats.

I'm childless, but I just wanna say like, a mood board never hurts. Put some pictures of Jane Birkin, amazing thin mother, like a decade younger than me. But yeah, gorgeous, you know, that like big linen top, you know, you get a little Pinterest going, put some pictures of like Zara or H&M baby and buy some cute little linens. Well, that's for the, I'm talking about for her. Yeah, same, do both. But also like, I think a lot of women, if I may say like, like a lot of women of our generation

were kind of like blackpilled against having kids because we're all like vain and retarded and a lot of our mothers immediately after they had kids like got the Donald Trump haircut and gained a ton of weight. And I thought that that was the norm but it really isn't anymore. Like you just like kind of automatically go back to your previous state if you do what you were doing already

Well a bunch of your hair falls out after you give birth. Yeah, it's grows a lot apparently while you're pregnant and then it sheds I don't know in my hair back. It looks great So I'd suggest maybe I don't know if you can take this while you're breastfeeding, so double check, but like a- Smoked cigs. Nutri-fall or like some kind of- You wanna have a glass of wine and smoke a cig. Yeah, to optimize that postpartum glow

that you're gonna have, for sure. Anything you wanna add? With the red light on the tummy maybe? Would that help the skin snap back in? That's a good question. This was before direct to consumer red light therapy. Right. Anything you wanna?

Oh, this is really not. All right, it's not really for you. It's not, Matthew's wheelhouse. Hi ladies, thanks for doing a love line. I get married in a couple months and I'm Catholic and my fiance's Catholic. We're like really Catholic, we're trying to have, we're having like a nuptial mass and a Catholic mass and everything. But my question is that my fiance and I, before we were engaged, we made a mistake and had sex a couple of times, like two or three times.

And then we got engaged and we're trying not to have sex again until we're married. Um, and I like went to confession and so I'm like, you know, forgiven from it. But my question is that at my wedding, I want to wear a veil with like a full blush that kind of like covers your whole head. But that symbols like virginity and purity and all that. And I'm wondering if it's like, I don't know, like, faking gay to do it or I don't know, just like not appropriate for me to do it. And like to pretend like he hasn't seen me fully naked. I don't know, just asking for advice. I'm kind of in my head about it, thank you.

I don't think anyone's like- That's a good one for Matthew. This is gonna be a good one for me. I feel like the only people who actually wait for marriage, the husband's just like a gay guy, like a gay Mormon, or like gay Protestant, gay Republican. Yeah. She went to confession, just put the veil on.

I don't really know what she's describing, but- She's describing a full veil that is, yeah, symbolic symbolic but not as far as I don't know that much about I'm so Eastern I don't really know about Roman Catholicism as much but it's some the women were white typically they get married to symbolize their virginity but that's not like a sacramental that's not a real thing ran through hoes have worn white at their wedding all of of them. Every single one. It's symbolic. And if they're putting in the hard work

of keeping their hands off each other, I feel like they've kind of earned it. You were just talking about the hymen going back. So maybe if she's worried about that, she could go to Saudi Arabia, get some surgery. Turkey probably. Turkey probably, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get a little surgery done.

Get that hymen back and then, you know, no one's any the wiser. Just wear the veil. Well, her husband is. Just wear the veil. It's not, yeah. It's weird or not to. Yeah.

Can I steal a cigarette? Of course, I think I have one left, but you can have it. No, no, it's fine. Are you sure? You can have it. You want my Diet Coke, Santa? No, no, it's okay. That's not gonna satiate her.

I have an elf bar It's new ice flavor, yeah, I tried this one nice at the Donald Trump of that tastes like coconut Wait, did you fish this out of the bin? Or is it a different one? I had one. I brought one to the Donald Trump event knowing they would confiscate it, because I had two.

But, and I was so nervous I wanted to hit it on the way. You had one at home or you had another one in the back? I had one at home. So they confiscated it away, because it could be an Israeli bomb. You're not allowed to bring E-cigarettes into it. Imagine if a Mossad planted bombs in people's it. Yeah, and Dasha's elf bar. Yeah, to get revenge for all the stuff she's done to so many Jewish men.

And people would still use them though. Yeah, people would, they would probably still use them. The vape rate would not go down. If Masad targeted Dasha specifically. Yeah, for what she's done. Oh, come on. But it's kind of, the tech people were saying this is actually very bad for Israel because now no one's gonna wanna buy Israeli software because they're just gonna assume that things are weird. Oh, yeah, right.

Well, obviously they are, but if you're smart, you kind of wouldn't want to because it'll just kill you sometimes. Detonate you, but what if you have a death wish? Not just detonate you, but there's gonna be viruses in all. So they manufactured these beepers that they. I think they confiscated, I was reading that they started this company

like eight years ago, this beeper manufacturer. They're really playing the long game. And then they confiscated a bunch of them and they put whatever that thing is inside of it. Explosive. Some kind of explosive. That's honestly kind of impressive. It is impressive, it is impressive honestly. And then I heard they were blowing up the radios

and stuff too, it's like it's. Yeah. That's not good for your podcast. Yeah. That's what we're doing with this episode, we're blowing up the radio. Yeah. Yeah, it's an interesting display of like sneaky tech, sneaky might.

It's the ordeal of civilian. They don't know how to fight a real war. So they have to resort to trickery. Like Krav Maga. What's that quote? The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you. Who said that? Nick Flanagan.

Chesterton. Diddy. Yeah, he you. Who said that? Chesterton. Yeah he did he said that. The Jew cries out in pain at the freak off. Okay, next question. Hey, Anna and Dasha, long time listener, first time caller. So my question is, I am in a relationship with my girlfriend. I'm 25, she's 20, and she is transferring to a college this semester, so we're going long distance and she's going to a party school. So you know, I have a lot of like, I guess insecurities and stuff that I'm trying to work through.

How do I not be a jealous controlling motherfucker and Tell myself everything's cool. Or am I being fucking retarded by like letting her go off, you know, all right You should maybe go out cheat first That way he doesn't feel bad about it when she inevitably Cheats on him at the party school at Arizona State. When she becomes the next Hawk To A girl. When she becomes the Hawk To A girl, yeah. She sees her on the YouTube dating show.

She's going to an alcoholic university. She's on that podcast, what's it called? Whatever. Whatever. Yeah. That's tough. Maybe put a tracking device like in her purse or something so he knows where she is or make her share her location with him.

That sounds like being a jealous. Maybe put a bomb in her vape. A bomb in her vape, that way if he finds out. That way if she does cheat on you, you can just blow her off. You have to really disfigure her. Yeah. But don't kill her.

Throw acid on her face. Throw acid on her face, that's face the way no one will want. Then she'll be all yours and she'll wear the burka. Yeah. And then you won't want her because she's ugly and you won. Yeah. I hope that answers your question. Give him some real advice.

I mean. We don't know your girlfriend. I feel like statistically when like someone goes away to college and they have a long distance relationship, it's not gonna last, but maybe you'll be the outlier and true love will prevail. And apparently these zoomers are less sexually active than ever, so maybe the guys at this party school

won't even be able to make eye contact with her. She's only going to college to get away from him. In my experience girls who have the older boyfriend don't really cheat they're kind of like a weird like that is not true well I know well I didn't know you back then but just like when I was in college and there were like girls who have like some some old guy some old hat that they were dating, they were always kind of like. That's the model comp of the young man because no girls his age want him and they're all like going to freak offs with older men.

Well, in this scenario, he's five years her senior. So I think if you, yeah, if you groomed her right, she won't stray. No, but yeah, I think, yeah, being jealous and vocalizing your insecurities too much, not that you should be emotionally withholding necessarily, but you'll just end up manifesting resentment and eventually will probably get cheated on.

But if you keep a cool head, cool older boyfriend, get into that kind of like mindset of like, I'm your cool. Gen X Max. Yeah, make her feel like you can't, you can offer her something that these boys at college can't. Like high risk HPV. Yeah, you should probably start making more money, at college can't. Like high risk HPV.

You should probably start making more money. Get jacked. Like I probably have. Yeah. Be your best self. And then be best. And if you, you know, if she still cheats on you, then she's for the streets. You know, ball up top homie. What's that? It's like, I keep seeing black people on Twitter

quote tweet that when their girlfriends cheat on them. They say ball up top. I think it's when you're playing pickup basketball and you run it back, back up to the top. This reference is way over my head. I have to pee. We pause the whole thing or should I end on that? We can just let it go.

You'll edit this out. Yeah, I'll just let it out how we're doing having fun you're gonna move units you're gonna move units about my book it's a good it's pretty good actually it's good yeah do you feel good about it if you know what about the book itself about how it's doing about this pocket like about the book itself I think the book is pretty good. There's parts of it that I like I feel kind of like ashamed of just because they're so Like young yeah, yeah, but like there's only so much and we should do this on mic Hmm, but I feel like

When you're like really young you write a first novel, it's hard to... You don't have that much to say, other than just being funny and clever. I was talking to my dad, and he was telling me that I should start writing more, because he's like... He was telling me that no musicians have any hit songs after they're 30. And then I was saying there are no good novels written by anyone under 30 really. Kind of like music is the only thing where you're actually good when you're young. It's like, um.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, and books are kind of, see we should have set this on the, on mic. I can probably boost the audio. We can probably edit that in. The doc is in the back. I've got Eli on the one, two. We'll get somebody in.

We'll get some Jewish guy. Fix the audio. We'll get some Jewish guy. How do you think this is going? I think people just like it when you laugh because they're so mimetic. Like as long as Dasha's laughing. Infectious laughter. Infectious laughter. But we had some good zingers for sure in there. Yeah, no, I think it's going good.

It's going good. I mean, this is the level one. I mean, I'm not... What? It's kind of not that useful. No, I think you're going good. It's going good. I mean, this is the level one. I mean, I'm not... What? It's not that useful. No, I think you're doing good. And I can barely hear you. That's not true.

She likes that one. She likes it. I have a Rossian question for you. Interesting. Maybe I'll go to the bathroom first. Well, the question is which what are all the supplements you took today? Interesting, I'll talk about them as I saw. We can all do it and we all took Magnolia Bark. I'm gonna take another one, mine's not really hitting. Did you let it dissolve? No I kind of swallowed it because I got bored. Your patience Patience is rewarded with Magnolia bark.

It's so yucky. It is nasty. And it doesn't even open up my hip hop wine. Well, we're almost done with this. And then we'll get into the other people's Pinot. Okay, now who's going gonna go to the bathroom too. And then he's gonna tell us his sub stack. My sub? Sub stack?

No, the sub stack is sup. I'm asking because you know how Ross takes a lot of supplements in the book? I asked Matthew to list every supplement he took today. So he's gonna ponder that. Do you have something in your mouth? I took another Magnolia bar because I kind of swallowed the other one. Okay, but now I'm talking Man I Just have to fucking complain because you in Biden's America. Mm-hmm. You spend like 70

in Biden's America, you spend like 70 to $90 for a gel manicure and a regular pedicure and that shit chips the next day. I can't do that. The gels? The gels, because I peel them off like an animal. Yeah. And make the situation way worse. And so I'm back to kind of square one of like, remember how I wasn't't biting my nails but then was annoyingly talking about my nails all the time now I'm back to biting my nails and like hiding my hands but I have faith yeah

they have to come up with something better than gel do you ever gel mani now I do like it's like, it's cute. It's like translucent pink, but it's peeling a day later. What the fuck? Maddie probably has some good racks. Her nails are always looking right. The thing that you said when you were like, you need to move out of your neighborhood and I was like, no, fuck you bitch.

The expectation should be that our streets are safe and clean in the wealthiest city in the wealthiest country in the world. That applies to nail salons. They should be able to provide an adequate service for the amount of money that they're charging. All it takes is keeping your hands in the UV machine a little longer,

but they really rush you. Well in the UV machine a little longer, but they really rush you yeah I'm just I'm a little blackpilled on manicures. I mean they're all because if you cook it all would probably be horrified By the amount of really carcinogens Chinese carcinogens that we expose ourselves to every time the manicure my mom talks about The UV light yeah, I'm sure I'm sure. Well, it really damages your nail bed. So if you cook, it chips. And if you do, you know, it's like the mani is really like a kind of a symbol. Like the reason why it's like a coveted thing

to have nice nails, why like Russian women love to have a beautiful manicure is because it's like, it shows that you're not like using your hands so much. Right. It's aristocratic. It's aristocratic, exactly. But if you basically do anything, like cook or like take out all and gnaw on your hands

like I do, then it's just, it's- What's going on with your computer? Okay, it's, I don't know. it's just. What's going on with your computer? Okay, I don't know. It's fine, her sound quality is much better than mine. And she has like, There's a newer, The new model.

No, but I'm saying, but it gets like, She has to plug in. Scrawley told me this computer was all good. Well, if it's not plugged in, it just goes black after a while. Yeah, interesting. But look, it's got a ton of charge. It's got a lot, yeah, it's doing good.

Okay, so what supplements did you take charge. It's got a lot, yeah, it's doing good. Okay, so what supplements did you take today? That's the person I asked. Yeah. Probably in the morning I hit a CoQ10 plus vitamin E. Probably like some fish oil. I got this Whole Foods fish oil. So it's probably like two grams. That's not peated. I know, but I've never claimed to be a peater. Yeah, he was always kind of Foods fish oil. So it's probably like two grams. That's not peated.

I know, but I've never, I never claimed to be a peater. Yeah, he was always kind of pro fish oil. I always hated that communist retard. We used to fight about how the fish oil was rancid and stuff. Yeah. And then I hit the vitamin D plus K2, but I also like to stand outside in the sun, like a vagrant for even more vitamin D.

Then I hit this thing, acetyl-l-carnitine in the morning. I also have matcha with creatine. Do you have the little brush? No, I blend it with MCT oil powder and creatine. And then I take this thing called benfotiamine, which is a fat soluble form of vitamin B1. Take that in the morning, that kind of gets me feeling sharp. And then in the afternoon,

then I take, I think like 200 milligrams of ashwagandha, KSM 66 ashwagandha, which is like the patented form. You gotta be careful about ashwagandha, KSM 66 ashwagandha, which is like the patented form. You gotta be careful about ashwagandha. You gotta talk in your mic more. You're talking out the side of your mouth too much. Is that true? Yeah. KSM 66 ashwagandha.

Yeah, okay. A thousand milligrams of NAC. Then I went in the sauna. Then I also took niacin, because I kind of wanted to feel red when I went in the sauna. Niacin is like B vitamin. It's vitamin B3, but it also makes you all red and itchy.

Causes you to flush. It's nice because I'm taking all this stuff and Niacin is the only one that you actually feel doing anything. Like making you red. Makes you red. And itchy. At least it's doing something. Yeah.

You know you're getting your money's worth. And then we all took magnolia bark. Which made me feel real good. Yeah, I know you're getting your money's worth. And then we all took Magnolia Bark. Which made me feel real good. Yeah, and I really liked that. Love it. It really warmed her up to me. And then I took a beta blocker and I've had several diet cokes.

I think I've maybe had four, three or four diet cokes. Yeah, you brought four diet. What's the beta blocker? The beta blocker, it's like this thing for people with like high blood pressure, but also- I gave you one when we did that like NPR live show, remember, from hers. I used telemedicine to obtain some beta blockers.

You could have gotten it from a pill pusher. I didn't have a pill pusher then, but we, it's for stage, it's not like prescribed for this, but I guess it's used for stage, right? Cause it inhibits the physical, it's not like prescribed for this, but I guess it's used for stage fright because it inhibits the physical, it's not like a benzo where it like makes you mellow in your mind, but it causes the physical manifestation of anxiety to, you don't want like shake and stuff.

So there's also like an order of operations to the ship because you have to take certain supplements at certain times of day. Well, because you want to feel you kind of want to be alert in the morning, right? And then you want to be winding down. Yeah. Although I've been staying up really late because I in preparation, people don't know that the show is recorded. It's like two thirty in the morning.

They do know that they do know. Yeah. You hear all the sirens. Night time. Yeah. So it's a 2.30 in the morning. They do know that. They do know, yeah, yeah, yeah. They hear all the sirens. Night time. Yeah, so it's a really late night show. It is a late night show. So I've been adjusting my sleep schedule accordingly. I mean, because I'm so excited about coming on this show.

Did you do yours tonight that you took? No. Oh, it's just for me. No, I took my neutrophil and I've been taking holy basil again and fenugreek and what's, it's. Curcumin? Turmeric? Not turmeric, but the one that's...

Curcumin. Curcumin. Wait, isn't that the same thing or no? It's like the active compound in turmeric. Yeah. Wait, I have a question for you. It helps with inflammation. Not to bring it back to the book.

Please bring it back to the book. And let's all remember to buy Matthew's book. Giving out great advice. A lot of stuff about supplements and personal finance in the book. Yeah, if you wanna learn about personal finance, this book is a great place to start. It's like zero to one for Zoomers.

It's really a self-help book in a lot of ways. Okay, but so my question is like, in the book, the protagonist has like a high fat caffeinated drink in the morning because he feels like it makes him more like alert and ready to take on the day mm-hmm is that a thing you also do I know like supposed to separate like yeah no no that a lot of from fiction yeah no there's a lot of things that I don't do but I've actually just started doing that again because before I was having like all these like smoothies I was having like a bunch of like blueberries. You know, like protein powder. I got I got fat and also

Not only fat but also retarded Mm-hmm So now I have macho with I mentioned it with MCT oil powder And now I have matcha with, I mentioned it, with MCT oil powder that I got on Amazon. And I kind of, because my real problem is that I kind of like can't like read a book or like code or anything if I'm hungry. So the MCT powder has been good for-

You can't code switch if you're hungry. I can't code switch. Well, I actually just did Sean Thor Conner's podcast the other day and we were code switching hard. Did you wig it up? I wigged it up and I was like, yo, he was like, yo, this is jokes, low key. He's gonna blur my face.

Nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. So yeah, we had a great show. So that's on YouTube. It has about 350 views right now. That's pretty good. So people can check that out if they want more from me. Where I talk about the trial, Franz Kafka and stuff.

I talk about the filioque a lot. Okay. I specifically asked you not to bring that up. You told me not to keep talking about that on here. So yeah, yeah. So basically, if you don't have any sugar or protein in the morning, you're kind of still, it kind of still counts as fasting Basically, if you don't have any sugar or protein in the morning,

it kind of still counts as fasting because it doesn't raise your insulin levels, Anna. So if you're trying to do some intermittent fasting, you can have just that. Well, I heard intermittent fasting actually is good for men but bad for women. That's what the people say, yeah. Women should just be fasting all the time. Yeah, we should just like never be eating.

You have like one heavy meal a day. Some guy on Twitter was like, eat a cheeseburger. And I was like, I just ate one daddy. She had the kelsha already. I was wondering if you set that up. That guy. Nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

I also took a cheeseburger pic but I have a little cross-eyed in my facial asymmetry so I didn't even post it. Okay so is there any truth to like or is there any utility to having like a high fat high caffeine drink because my go-to drink in the morning is like a Coffee that I dump a bunch of like cream into sugar. I think that feels right. You should always like listen to your body Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think there's something about a bunch of fat and caffeine There's something like powerful some kind of like synergistic effect of those together And every time I stop doing it,

I go through periods of like horrible. You go through puberty. I go through, well. Well, you never drink coffee. I've never had coffee. I only have matcha. Whatever, same difference. Yeah, yeah, you can, yeah, yeah.

All right, what's your beef with coffee? Oh, I don't know, my dad just like, it's Freudian. My dad is like, makes fun of my mom for having coffee and like people who have to like go to Dunkin' Donuts and stuff and they talk about, like when I was like a child, my dad used to make fun of how people would say like, don't talk to me until I had my coffee.

So then I just like never tried coffee because of that. You were a child for that? You didn't wanna be. Around that time, I'm really young, a zoomer. You've also never chewed gum. That's true, yeah. That's why my jawline is so weak. You need that mastic gum.

I need that mastic gum. But your dad told you that chewing gum was gross. My dad, yeah, yeah. Freudian. What was I gonna say? Oh, your cheeseburger pic. That happened to me when I met RFK Jr. Somehow he looks way taller than me,

so I can't post the picture. He's not that tall. You guys are literally the same height. I know, but I look really- Wait, how tall are you? We can use the laser, but yeah. Just be honest. Just be honest.

Five 11 and a half, but sometimes it says. Okay, if we if we have to either round up five, I round down because I don't want to be like, oh, I'm so tall. It's kind of a pleasant surprise when because on the pro version of the iPhone, it can use the laser and it will tell you exactly how tall you are. But he's like 510. I know, but I was which I mean, no disrespect. He's he's like a'10". I know, but I was- Which I mean no disrespect. Bad posture. He's like a sexy Capricorn man.

We had- He was my ideal height of 5'10". Were you wearing your weighted vest? I wasn't wearing a weighted vest when I was in line for a really long time and I was really, I was slouching and he had these, he had his, you know. Lifted shoes on?

He had his lifted shoes on, I think. He had like cowboy boots. Yeah, and I was like standing in front of him. He had like some Robert Redford Sundance catalog cowboy boots. There was just a lot going on in the pit. Freshly pressed indigo jeans, which like are supposed to be Levi's, but are actually APC. Yeah. Read him for Filth Girl. I met RFK Jr.K. Jr.

I went to Bushwick. Like last year. He had a rally? Had a rally. Oh. And I waited in line to meet him because I wanted to have a funny picture. But then something about the angle, I was like standing kind of from.

How were the green lines? The green lines. Were you leading into him? I was kind of like, it's just the whole thing is unfortunate. So when we met Donald Trump, I was in conference with you where I was like, probably like most likely he's just not going to show.

And then my second fear was like, if we take a pic of him where we're flanked by our good sides, whatever. People are gonna do the green line analysis, which will be annoying. But luckily that didn't happen. You didn't want them to make him out to be a new male. He wouldn't have leaned into it. I hate the green line analysis. He would have stood strong,

but the pick would have been nice. But it would have been fine. Honestly, Anna, I was very impressed The way you really charged at him I did I'm so shy and solitary But when it comes down to the wire you had a shot and you took it and I was prepared to I was like Meek I was prepared to kind of meekly tell him like that I was praying for him like he should stay safe or something like I was not tell him like that I was praying for him like you should stay safe or something like I was not absolutely like it didn't even enter my mind to be like come on our podcast and you just went for

it and like props honestly I was so impressed I was really impressed and the one thing that I can say about Donald J Trump is that he has the perfect handshake. Mm hmm. Like, it's not obviously it's not very dry hands. It's very dry and warm. But, you know, guys, they give you the handshake and it's overly assertive and confident and you know, they're bluffing and they're huge faggots. He didn't have that.

It was a very indifferent, nonchalant handshake. Like grabs people, like pulls them towards him. He didn't do that to you. No. And he was, yeah, he looked at us both. There was recognition there. Because you guys are both on the Putin payroll, and Peter Thiel.

No, but he was like the high self-monitor. What is that? Like he had a good social instinct. Oh yeah totally. And when he, it was so exhausting to be like waiting around you know but then once he showed up it was like, I was his Riz was just the aura. I, he really was incredible. Yeah and he looks good. One of my biggest beefs with left lib Twitter is that they love to talk about how fat and ugly Donald Trump is.

And it's like, come on. He's not my thing, but he looks great for his age. He's always been a handsome man. He's a good looking guy. I think being tan and having hair dye is brilliant. If you look at Harvey Levin from TMZ, he's like 75, he looks like, he looks awesome. That guy and also Mary Ellison, the CEO of Oracle,

he's like 80, but he looks like 50. He just looks good because he has good mental hygiene. That's all it comes down to. Well, he drinks a lot of Diet Coke, which is really good for the brain. He eats McDonald's, drinks Diet Coke. Like, he's not peeding. Perfect phone call. Perfect phone call.

Perfect phone call for sure. But I really think like the tan and the hair dye was big because he looks exactly the same as he did when I was like a kid. Yeah, yeah. And I felt like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2. Totally. You're like which way is the lobby?

The lobby of the Plaza Hotel, the Plaza Hotel. Which way is the Bitcoin ATM, sir? Yeah. And like, it was like a weird Proustian memory of having this vivid experience watching Home Alone 2 and being like, who's that guy? He's cool. Yeah. Beautiful.

I used to listen to him on Howard Stern with my dad, rate women. Halle Berry has a fantastic upper body. It's such an amazing line. Amazing mind to even think to say something like that. And I feel like I remember him when I was a kid, I was probably like 12, but I remember him talking about, I think he was thinking that actually

was a little bit too much ass, I think he said one time. He was like in the car with my dad, hearing him say that. Yeah. That really resonated with me as a child. Shall I play the next question? Yeah. Hey, ladies, love you. OK, so my best friend in the whole world started hooking up with Sky years ago.

And fast forward to now, they're still friends. I'm living in the whole world started hooking up with Sky years ago and fast forward to now they're still friends. I'm living in the same city as this guy and we have mutual friends and he tells her, you know I like them anorexic bitches so set me up with your friend. So she lets me know and then we see each other at a party, we end up hooking up and of course he falls deeply madly fucking in love with me because like duh. But now my friend is being super weird about it and which I guess I should have seen coming because obviously it's a weird situation but like me and my best friend like we've shared a boyfriend before like this is not our first mutual boy but now like we go on these cute

dates and of course I'm gonna debrief with my best friend about it and I'll be like oh we went on this boat we went to like this fucking place or whatever and she's like oh yeah we went on a boat like he does that. And I was like oh very good because you know I choose you like I love you just let me know if it's an issue because I love you and of course she's like no no no no he likes you so much like this is perfect he won't stop talking about you like da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da He learned to play my favorite song on the car and she's like, Oh no, he would always like play Arctic monkeys for me. And it just keeps happening. And I keep saying like, are we good or whatever?

And she keeps saying, yes, it's fine. But it doesn't seem like it's really fucking fine. But I guess I'm just asking him, am I being stupid and destroying my friendship? So like, I don't know. What should I do? Also, he loves Red Scare podcast. And he definitely likes me this much because he's in love with Dasha and I'm like an anorexic bitch who talks like this. So how do we feel about dating a male Red Scare fan? Yeah, I think that's it.

Love you ladies so much. He's definitely gonna listen to this too, okay. Bye. Wait, I have no idea what the fuck that bitch is saying. She started dating her friend, Date of the Sky briefly. They broke up, stayed friends. Kind of an incestuous friend group situation. She mentions that they shared a boyfriend before.

That's the Biden economy. We only got enough boyfriends for everyone. And now she's dating this guy and her friend is being shady? It's her friend's ex-boyfriend. Have you considered dating a Haitian? It's her friend's casual ex-boyfriend. And the friend is mad because now.

But not owning up to being mad, but kind of being like, you know, sort of downplaying the romantic and meaningful things like the caller perceives this man is doing for her by mentioning that he did them for her as well. So there's strife. She thinks that there's potentially strife between in her relationship with her friend.

I'll be fine. We all ignore it. Yeah. Move along. Yeah. It's kind of on her to tell you if all do. Ignore it. Yeah. Move along. Yeah, it's kind of on her to tell you if she has a problem with it. It sounds like you're willing to prioritize your friendship. You sound like kind of a bitch, by the way.

I don't talk like that, so I don't know what you mean. I'm not sure. Wait, she sounds kind of non-anorexic. She sounds like she has a normal BMI. Whoa, okay. So I know, we're gonna need facts on that. Yeah. We're gonna need facts on that. Yeah. We're gonna need a fact check on that.

No disrespect, but like whatever. She sounded really cool to me, I like the sound of it. Yeah. I like that. No, just like ignore the feedback that you're getting from your friend unless it's like openly stated and like do your dirt. And also maybe you don't need to do the recap

with your friend. Like maybe you can practice discretion kind of at every level. Maybe you two like dramatic ass hoes should not inflict your weird competitive shit on each other. You can see if it works with this guy, you know, like give it a chance before you're doing the play by play, the Riz Roundup.

The Riz Roundup is what we call that. And like, guess what? If it's meant to be and you guys are like star-crossed lovers or whatever, like your friend will understand. Well, he fell in love, she said. She said he's in love with her. He fell in love, yeah. He couldn't have.

Yeah, she's not in love with him. So like the other girl has like an ego wound, cause whatever. Well, what are your thoughts on dating a male Red Scare fan? I mean, I wouldn't do it. Oh, look, a little unavoidable though. Yeah.

It's just so good. Oh wait, I had a baby. I mean, it's, yeah, it's tough. Cause you, yeah, you might not want a data guy who likes Red Scare, but you don't want a data guy who like hasn't heard of Red Scare. So true. You know, who's like totally like,

doesn't even know what's going on. Doesn't know about the most influential podcast. But you know, you don't want him to be just like oblivious and have nothing in common with you, but you don't necessarily want him to be like an avid listener. You don't want him to be calling into the love line. Exactly.

Okay, next question. Hey, Anna and Dasha. I've basically been involved with this girl for like the past 18 months and like an on again, off again situation. And in both instances, she basically picked someone else over me and that's why it ended. But recently we became friends again, right before I left back to school. And she called me the other day, freaking the fuck out and crying and basically telling me she had a bad fight with her boyfriend, that she doesn't love him, whatever. And now she wants

me to drive back to her hometown and visit her for her 20th birthday. She invited me over, told me she wants to smoke with me and we'll hang out. The only issue is that she still lives, her boyfriend still lives with her and she's still with this guy. Despite calling me, freaking me out and telling me she made a mistake. So I don't really know what to do. Should I go back to her place for her birthday and play the fucking fool or should I stand up? Thanks.

Love the pod. She sounds really cool. That's a woman, right? I can't tell. I really can't tell. These zoomers are so, they're so envy. Right? The caller? I can't tell. I really can't tell. These zoomers are so. They're so envy.

It's an envy conundrum. Sounds exactly like me. Matthew? Matthew, is that you? Why'd you call into your own love line? And this girl's not treating you right. I'd say, I'd obviously listened to this before since I select the calls but I had a hard time following. Which I still do.

So the boyfriend lives there. Boyfriend lives there but she wants to smoke with this envy. Sorry I'm drinking your diet coke. No, we got a lot of diet coke. We got one more. We got a whole other diet coke. I'd say, yeah, don't let this girl play you for a fool. Don't do it.

Don't do it. It's not worth it. That's my instinct. I'm like drunk and like high on Matthew's weird supplement. Maybe let her come to you. I'm like Kenny Powers, I transcend race. But like, no, don't. Yeah, make her come to you. I'm like Kenny Powers, I transcend race, but like, no, don't. Yeah, make her come to you. Do not cave to her expectations. Bag it. Get it in a couple of hit it and quit it.

Pump it up. Like, do not give people what they want unless you have an instinct that you want the same thing. We use women. You got to use women for your own. unless you have an instinct that you want the same thing. We use women. You gotta use women for your own ends. And have a group chat where you rate women from one to 10. You should not use anybody, you should just discard them. Yeah, what you're gonna wanna do is you're gonna send

revenge porn to everyone at school. Matthew, that's really bad advice. I'm doing shadow work. Okay. I feel like we addressed that caller's concerns adequately. I couldn't tell if it was a boy or girl. But girls, I guess, could be that. Yeah.

Don't let someone yank you around like that. You know, don't, it's just not worth it. Okay. Hi girls, okay, here's my question. How do you get a boyfriend? I've had one before, I had a kind of debacle with an older man that ended really violently. And I'm just trying to like be a normal 21 year old woman

with a boyfriend and like goals. But I don't understand how people are just finding boyfriends in the world. How do you do? I mean, like I'm pretty and I don't get it. That's my question. Love you, bye. There's something to understand about getting a boyfriend. You either get one or you don't.

It just like happens organically. But how? By accident. You sleep with them on the first date and winnow it out. I guess you gotta get run through until you find some poor schmuck. Is she funny maybe? Should she try being funny?

Men love that. They like that. You don't know how, yeah. And also like my biggest advice is like, even if you get the boyfriend, do you really want him? Sounds like she just wants the boyfriend. Yeah, which I can empathize with. You know, sometimes you just want like you go to the Diddy party.

You meet the nicest Jewish guy there. Yeah. When you come, when you read it, when you regain consciousness at the freak off, just look around. Yeah, maybe like the one Jewish guy. Yeah, maybe like those guys you wake up. And find the one Jewish guy and he's like a money manager for podcasts. I mean, that would be my advice honestly, is like meet a Jewish guy,

I'll probably try to date you. Yeah. You know? You wake up on the IV bed and the guy next to you at the freak-off. That's always worked for me. You come here often to the Diddy party. We're not invited to the Diddy party. We're having the Diddy party at Sovereign.

And why did he change his name to Diddy? Because Puff Daddy was so much better. Now he just sounds like Diddler. Right, the Diddler. Batman really. I saw a video of him on Twitter dressed in the Joker costume. That was crazy. It was one of the best Joker costumes I've ever seen. It was really good. He looked white. Well, that was really impressive and maybe racist. I don't know if he's allowed to do that, especially because the Joker is a white slash Indian cultural icon. He meets lots of Jewish and Indian guys.

But he seems like he was acting like the Joker the way he was obsessed with chaos. He was definitely obsessed with chaos and having freak off. So he was in this bright state of mind to wear the Joker costume. If anybody could do it, yeah, it's him. Well, I feel like he changed his name to Diddy because he wants to sow doubt. Like the jury, they're going to keep saying Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy. And there's like some doubt. Did he really do it?

Did he really do it? Yeah, right. So it's probably, it kinda helps. But they probably won't refer to him as that in court, so it doesn't actually make any sense. They'll probably call him Sean. No, they probably call him Sean Thorcombs. Sean Combs, come on.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah. Nah, we had the freak off though. I always thought he changed his name because like Puff Daddy felt, I don't know. I've never thought about it so deeply, but I guess. Do you know what year it happened in? You would probably as a historian.

As a hip hop historian. As an anthropologist. When did he make the switch? I like to hip hop what future Moldovan citizen is to leftism. Just like an encyclopedic map of weird networks and connections. We got another one. Clang. No, is that one empty?

I don't know if it's almost empty. Do you want any of those? Well, we have one more question. Is that one empty? I don't know if it's almost empty. You want any of those? Well we have one more question. Um. But Anna's just getting drunk. That's good. We're almost at the two hour mark. Oh wow. You can't, you know.

I've been drunk. Yeah. Yeah. She's not for that Magnolia, she's not for that Magnolia part the whole time. Does your mouth feel numb? No, not anymore. The diet coke kind of helps with that. So now that you're drunk, you really like the book? I like the book the same as I always did.

You hear that? Anna likes it. That's all shit. Yeah, I knew she would. I'm a mommy, therefore I support young people in all of their endeavors. Yeah. Zillennial authors.

Okay, here's the last question. Hey, and Dasha loves the pod. My question is, how do you raise up an older woman? Like not crazy older, but how you were approached Riz of an older woman like not crazy older but so you were approached by a guy that's like Five to eight years younger than you and it's like overtly obvious that he's younger than you but not like

Over ten years younger. What's something that he would say where you're like, all right. Yeah, that's it. Love you, guys. Have you tried? That's the question? How do you raise up a woman that you're, an older woman not a full decade older than you,

but five to eight years older? You could try saying you wrote a novel called It's Wrong to be True. Yeah. And then basically, you know, let her prey upon you. Whoa. I feel like it's, yeah, it's not really, it's not up to you probably to do that.

Have you ever groomed anyone Anna? No. Yeah. That's not what he's asking. But he's asking you how to be, how to get groomed. How to get a, yeah, a woman five to eight years, you're seen in the day. You just have to be there and show up.

Women are desperate in particular. We'll take anyone. That's how I feel about me. As long as he's Jewish. As long as he's Jewish. We tried giving her some money tips. We tried being her landlord maybe. And maybe offering her a special deal on the rent. And having a Colombian girlfriend. Or maybe meet her at the Didi. Put on a really good effort at the freak off. And that could really riz her up if you perform well.

Yeah, I guess. Everyone is like, can you guys get Trump on the pod? And I'm like, imagine if we got Diddy. Damn. You should go to the jail. Yeah. And you can go into the zoo. That'd be a good one.

You could probably get someone from a freak off if anyone is listening from the freak off. They're all, yeah, too traumatized. No one who's been to freak off listens to our podcast. I definitely don't think so. He sweats baby mama is not listening to her podcasts. My advice would be to find, if you are interested in pursuing an older woman

to find one who's pretty dysfunctional. And that way she's like. Which we all are. Many, many such cases, but yeah, one that's, you know, maybe like not quite functioning at the level that she should be. But you could imagine also that some woman who's like, is like a founder, some kind of girl bossy type woman.

Although I haven't seen this in practice, but I can kind of imagine some type of woman like that wanting to have a young boyfriend. I straight up can't imagine it. You can't imagine it. Wanting specifically to have a young boy. I can permit that sometimes you date people that are younger than you. What if your life, what if your normal life isn't a bohemian life of cigarettes and Twitter fights?

And like you're like a doctor or something. A doctor? Why would a doctor date a younger man? You just want to have some retard to like pipe you down. I don't think that's realistic. A jiggle. A boy toy. A boy toy. That's a fantasy. I know, but I feel like it's been like you need to find a low functioning, low executive

woman with undiagnosed inattentive ADHD who, yeah. In her. Who needs pills from you. Who needs pills from you. To self-medicate because she's been battling a disease maybe and yeah, is in her emotional infancy, if you will. Age ain't nothing but a number. I think R. Kelly said that.

I think. He groomed Aliyah to say that. Thank you. So you can, yeah, you know, you stand a chance, I'd say, in that demo, if you know, you stand a chance, I'd say, in that demo, if you know where to look. Is he a specific woman in mind? Sounds like no. Okay.

Sounds like he's just looking to date a little older. Not impossible. Very easily easy actually. Well. Oh, wait, can you guys do a shout out to my friend's sister, Yasmeen, or just me? Will you say hi to her? Sure.

Hey. Hey, Yasmeen, Cyrus' sister. Hey, Yasmeen. You sound Islamic. Is she orthodox? She a Muslim. What? I thought Cyrus was orthodox. No Yasmin. You sound Islamic. Is she orthodox? She a Muslim. What? I thought Cyrus was orthodox.

I'm thinking of a different guy. I really don't know. She a Muslim. Okay, shout out to Yasmin. Yasmin and Julie, my agent. And Julie, Matthew's agent. And that's a problem. Anything else?

I don't know. You got any more questions about my book, Anna? No, just get the book. Yeah, get the book. It's a lot of fun. Oh, well there's going to be an excerpt on Mumu House. I think that's going to be out by the time this episode is fantastic. It's all going according to plan. Yeah. Everything is lining up for me. We love the book. Get the book. He's the new delicious tacos. You're gonna get that boost.

People are gonna buy the book. They're gonna like the book. Oh yeah, also if you're a journalist, review the book maybe. Maybe pitch a review of the book. Mm-hmm. And also if you hate us and or him, you might wanna get in on this.

If you're Anna Merlin, you might consider. She's the Jezebel writer who's one of her sworn enemies. Is she at the new Jezebel? I didn't know there was a new Jezebel. I think they like shut down most of like the Gawker sites, but Jezebel I think is back. Okay, I'm sure if it's back, she's in the mix. She seemed to be a fixture over there.

She wore a leather jacket. She had a big tattoo on her arm. Oh, I hate when a woman has a big tattoo. Say what you want about your women, you two. You promote anorexia, adultery, whatever. Right-wing politics. Right-wing racism, but you don't have any tattoos. We don't have a single tattoo between us.

So you can smoke all the cigs, pills, whatever, but you're great girls because you have no tattoos. Thank you, Matthew. And you're just the best. And it's the best show. Thanks, Matthew. And I'm so happy. Thank you so much, Anna, for finally letting me come on here.

Thanks, Matthew. Yeah. And thanks to Yasmin. OK, thanks to Yasmin. We'll see you in hell. I don't like to say that. you