Regulation Podcast - 67 Photos from Andrew's Mom // Drawing Like an Innocent Child [118]

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about endcap shopping with mom, salad cream running through my veins, drawing an endcap, electric s'mores maker, stuff for the museum, Cosmic Crisp, Survivor, Gavin's mushroom problems continued, Geoff's fridge problems continued, Andrew fixing drywall, and F**kface Timecapsule. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), Fum (http://www.breathefum.com/face), and Draft Kings (Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use promo code REGULATION to get $200 in FREE bets when you place a five-dollar bet on any football game! If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Andrew Panton and Gavin Free. Hello! Okay. You okay, Gavin? I just said hello. What's wrong with that? I think it was a Discord thing. It cut out. It was just, Oh!

That's how it hurts. You just made a noise. Discord cut out, and you just went, Oh! Oh, I just tried to give a, Oh! sort of hello.

It was a pretty disjointed hello on our end uh andrew hello how are you doing buddy uh not the best but we're we're making it we're okay why why not not the best okay well this i guess we're going right in right into things i mean with a hundred percent ankle integrity and you're not yeah a hundred percent yes uh i've covered right now so that that is complicated yeah so i've covered we just did a whole episode of you having covid you didn't even tell us well it ties to the grocery aisle thing and that never really came up so i waited it came up well i came up in a way i didn't want to get into because it's a long we're going into maybe a long story come up conveniently it came up with the last 10 minutes

and we need to do two episodes it didn't make sense for me to unspool yeah we spent most of the last episode playing zane or voslu we did which is a great game did you get coveted at an in-camp no no i did not i have not i that did not begin so i i'm in a position to do this i haven't done it obviously because i've coveted so i complicate i can't just go to the store i've been quarantining um but i was talking because i'm sick i'm like talking to my mom all the time she's calling me constantly and i i talked to her about the the end cap thing i was like I talked to her about the end cap thing. I was like, yeah, I can't do the end cap thing. And she was all about it.

She is all into this end cap idea. She thought it was so funny. She's like, well, I'll do this. I can get stuff from the end cap for you. And I'll just drop these groceries off. And I was like, you don't need to do that. It's fine. It's I'm sick.

We could just do this another time. No, no, you want to do this. You talked about you you're gonna bring this up on the show. We can do this This is no problem. I will go to the grocery store I will take photos of the end caps and then you can let me know What you want on the end caps and I said this your mother is awesome. She's the anti salad cream Yeah, but no, but my mom for context doesn't she is she's the anti-salad cream yeah no but no but my mom for context doesn't she is she's got an iphone 6 which is like probably 10 years old at this point it's very old phone she doesn't know how to use it she constantly puts it on silent silent mode and

doesn't know how to reverse it she is not tech uh based in any way she's completely inept when it comes to tech so it's incredibly sweet that she wants to do this but i just see a million ways in which this is going to be complicated and not go the way that it was intended to i said it's very kind you don't need to do that it's very sweet of you if you want to you can and she's like i'm gonna do it so i was like okay so i've been waiting waited earlier in the day she texted me i'm at the grocery store then there was like a 30 or 40 minute break for a day or anything and i thought what is what is going on she then she calls me and she said andrew i took all the photos i'm trying to text you i took 67 photos i'm trying i'm trying to send them to you all at once and it will not go through

what do you want to do about this do you want me to just tell you what's in all the end caps one by one and then we could add it i'm like no just fine just just uh relax like maybe sit in your car and you can just send me some of the photos and chunks if you want to or we could just scrap this id entirely we do this later she's like no it's fine i'll send them in caps so i got i was getting them in like blocks of 10 but it was 67 photos and uh i'm not in no way going to make fun or attack my mom but it was jeff level quality some of these some of these pictures the decisions some of the choices i'll post yeah do you have any to show them i can't wait i'll take those a compliment by the way let me show i mean he made don zimmer wink so it's like this this is one of the sides of the end caps it's just the left side of it it's just it's just

justitos it's just that one product it's a salsa corner it's like i'm not gonna want salsa i don't i'm not typically a salsa guy and on top of the fact of i don't know why you're just taking a photo of just that well she clearly is thinking about resolution you know she thinks maybe you won't be able to see the prices of the names if she's further away she's going in for details she is she went she went all out so she took i think was 67 photos we went through it all i picked i got very lucky i'm living if there wasn't one the freezer you know how there's like a deli section and then at the end of the deli like across from it there's an end cap this is uh um i'm in the wrong section i'm gonna going to text. There was a section, a little freezer section that had chicken in it.

Oh, wow. Just bags of chicken. Oh, I got bags of chicken. So I had that going for me. That was a good one. I'll be honest. There's no evidence whatsoever that that's an end cap. I understand.

They're all close. As I said, she's zooming in on things. It's a cereal end cap. That's a pretty good one. That's a lot I could work with there that gives me some confidence i can make it what's vector oh vector is a canadian cereal that i loved as a child and i had recently doesn't hold up i think they changed the recipe it was supposed to come up in our big cereal conversation i i was lost in european cereal gavin when you're

showing the Honey Monster, Vector does not track. It is not worth mentioning Vector. There's nothing funny about it. It's just athletic cereal. These pictures are so small, by the way. Gavin, you're peeking in in the top right of that photo

of all the cereal. You are. Yeah. The little Creeper Crunch in the top right. Yeah. Is there a cereal called Creeper Crunch? There sure is.

Yeah. Wow. That sounds exciting. That makes total sense. It's a thrilling row of... That one's mostly a stain. It's mostly a stain floor, but also some Annie's pasta in the bottom,

which I can live with as well. You got the best end caps in the... I think she's misunderstood end caps. No, I went over this with her. I was very clear. I had this argument with her. You got the best store in the world. I think that's an in-cap. It looks like an end of an aisle. I agree, Nick.

But it's not. It looks like the end of an aisle. Yeah, that looks like she's delved in. I don't think that's true. Because we were very clear. We went back and forth on this. I'm like, do you understand? And she's like, yeah, not in the aisle at all. Just the things on the on the even Eric agrees with me.

I agree, too. I looked at that and I said, I don't think that that's an end cap. And we clarified and she argued it was. I can't go to the store to confirm that that's true, but I'll show you. This is what I got for my first first setup. It's not a fun few days of food but it's certainly livable uh i got some ramen got a few bags of ramen i got some blueberries some blackberries uh they were in the section with the chicken i got two chickens

to roast uh tostitos lime rounds which i've never had but tostito lime flavored chips are incredible it's a top tier chip oh and uh there was a little bit of a mix-up with the real fruit i did not want uh real fruit gummies there was a shelf there was a shelf that was real fruit snacks, and she mistook that for a different shelf that featured real fruit gummies. I think I saved the photo of where they were originally. Yeah. How much was this whole? That's a great question.

I don't have the answer to that. I should look at the receipt. So how are you going to prepare? You basically got chicken and fruit this is yeah this is this was the there's a lot of candy aisles i'm not including the 30 images of candies and chips of just various aisles she grabbed the real fruit from the candy section and not the end capped real fruit like fruit snacks two different end caps of real this is there's different products end caps they are different products they're two different brands i think i think one maybe they're not maybe they're just different

variations i don't know i haven't looked at the bag but i am so fucking excited to go to this grocery store and whenever we go to Canada and see for myself. Well, I'm excited. I will confirm. I'll make sure. I'll make sure. But I'm pretty confident that everything is end cap valid. Either way, I just I just want to walk through these hallowed halls and see where it all happened.

So, yeah, I don't I think maybe I'll do the ramen without seasoning and have it like as a i don't know but i have two chickens to work with and some fruit and and how long is this lasting you um well the anis can easily be a meal itself so those could be like two meals the ramen's for uh this is probably like five days if I really stretched. Four days. And how are you feeling? You are really glossing over the fact that you have COVID right now. Yeah, I don't feel great.

I'm tired. I've spent both physically and personal life not the best of times. Why didn't you tell us? We could have easily moved this recording. Because I don't want to move it because I might need to move stuff coming up. So I just wanted to do this. And it's fun to spend time with you guys it's true i always have fun are you recovering are you getting better yeah i'm good i'm all good i'm like it's i'm fine i'm just exhausted you're gonna make it that i'm yeah i'm excited for

how long morning tomorrow how long have you how long no wonder you didn't want to make the powerpoint i'm like on day three day four okay but a few days i have a question about your end How long have you... No wonder you didn't want to make the PowerPoint. Like on day three, day four. Okay. But a few days. I have a question about your end cap selection. Of course. Did you make choices to potentially, you know, this is like one haul.

And then if you do another order from the end caps, you'll get different stuff. Or was this pretty much everything that you wanted from the end caps? This is, yeah, this is like, ideally, I'm going to do another run of it at some other time. So you've deliberately not gotten stuff that you may get next time? Yes. I feel like I have a good scale. I'm surprised you didn't get any cereal.

Yeah, I should have done that. I just, I've had, as I said last episode, I just went hard on some Cinnamon Toast Crunch over the last few days. So cereal just doesn't feel like a thing I'd want to, but it's a killer item. I fucked up. I should have put cereal on the list.

I mean, unless there's no milk on the end cap. Oh. I don't drink. There were actually, oh, fuck. That is actually there was. I didn't include that. I forgot that in the photos, and that's not in the thing. I got milk and a thing of butter.

So. Huh. They have butter on an end cap, too? In, like, the deli section end cap. Yes. What wasn't on an end cap too they're in like the deli section end cap yes what wasn't on the end cap yeah this should be that should be a feature that should be all canadian super supermarkets should just advertise come to canadian supermarkets all in caps all the time never go down an aisle find did i not say yeah i think i forgot to save them i'll pull it up right now it was like a deli that's's where I got the fruit, too.

There was really only one end cap that had meaningful food. Outside of that, it's just snacks. It's mainly rows of chips and salsa and Sour Patch Kids and root beer. It's a disaster as far as doing this. I think it's very store dependent on how viable it is as a challenge i might try this challenge myself just out of curiosity i would love to see your results and compare what your end caps are like compared to mine yeah i might try the hgb by the office oh that's a that's a that's a that's a big hgb a new hgb uh very fancy hgb they're gonna have a lot of end cap options for you there and I'm going to go wide on my pictures.

That's, hey, I agree. I was a photographer here. She took Jeff's master class, I think. Why am I catching trouble? This is the milk butter end cap. That was a big one. That's just an aisle. No, it's the end.

What do you mean? It's at the end of the row. It's a transitional end cap. I don't want to kick a man when he's got COVID, but these photos... No. Each photo weakens your case, man. Stop saying...

Stop saying the photos. Listen, I understand. I hate to say it. I think your mom has salad creamed it. No, I don't think so. I think we're very clear. I'd be shocked. And you know, you guys come here, I can show you this fucking end cap.

I want to be wrong. I want to have so much. I want so much to believe. I need to be proven wrong. We have to go here. I can't wait for need to be proven wrong. We have to go here. I can't wait for you to be proven wrong. I feel like because it's against a wall or something, there's some kind of trickery going on here where it's like,

well, technically, this is the end because it's not an aisle. That's what I think is happening that's what I'm anticipating here no it's not I think it's if you stood at the front of the store let's say like between the aisles see this is what listen to how it's going already

listen to how it's going already is that not an end cap? the thing at the end that is part if to the right is definitively if it had chips on it you'd be like that's a an end cap? The thing at the end. That is part... If to the right is definitively... If it had chips on it, you'd be like, that's a fucking end cap. Is it on the end of an aisle?

Yes. It's between the two aisles in the front facing. Wait, between two aisles? Well, you know what I mean. Like, an end cap is always between aisles. It's at the end. It's the front facing end. Can you draw a picture and circle what you're talking about?

No. We need a diagram. Okay. Sure. How will I draw this? I don't even know how to draw it. A piece of paper and a pencil. How'd you draw the banana you made that time?

It was an awesome banana, by the way. Okay. I got a... Here. It's just there's too much. There's something going on here that like... I need to lay out. I'm trying to figure out how they there's too much. There's something going on here that like I just I need to lay. I'm trying to figure out how they've conspired together.

Yeah, 100 percent. Because here's the thing. I don't think his mom did it purposefully. I don't think she really went like, I'm going to really get him here. But I do think that it's in their DNA. That is exactly I was going to say. I have salad cream running through my veins. so it is very possible this is curd but it's not it's not anyone's fault so i'm gonna draw a line okay we got a line we got a line that's an aisle right there how he says these things and then says but it's not my fault.

He's already diverting to genetics. It's really something. Like it was just buy food that's at the end of an aisle. It's like against the wall. He's going to draw the whole grocery store and do like magic tricks. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Let me take a photo of this. Okay. We got a line. I love that Andrew's like, what? No. How am I supposed to draw? Jeff, what do you think we're about to see?

I'll wait until you answer. I'm going to tell you what we're about to see? Oh, I'll wait until you answer I'm gonna tell you what we're about to see we're about to see gold This is I feel very clearly this is what an end cap is you have the line going down that's the aisle Two nails standing on their- Two golf tees! What do you want me to draw? You want me to put fucking Lays in the corner? You want some Chip bags? What do you want? It's the laziest- If you tweeted that If you tweeted that and said, what did I draw?

No one would say end caps. They would say Upside down golf tees. I will challenge that right fucking now. You'll get a couple of nails And some golf tees and I will challenge that right fucking now. You'll get a couple of nails and some golf tees and nothing else. What happened? How is that not...

How would you draw it? That's the lines or the aisles. There's two spaces between that you walk in the middle of and the end caps go before the lines. You can't go into any of the line part. You can't cross the end cap line. That's

top line tea towel level of effort there. Well, what do you want? I don't fucking draw. I don't understand the criticism. What would you do? You draw it, Gavin. I want to see yours. Show me how you do it. I'm not ready with a paper.

Oh, and I wasn't ready either. paper. Alright, hold on. Oh, I wasn't ready either! You think I was ready? I asked how do you draw? That's how unready I was. What did I draw, is that all I'm saying? Yeah. Okay. What did I draw?

Find out, we'll see. NCAP. NCAP will be quick. How would you make adjustments to it? I'm drawing. Okay. Geoff, are you drawing in NCAP? i'm drawing okay jeff are you drawing an in-cap are you i'm drawing yeah okay you're gonna have a fucking triangle with a nose at the top of yours

i've seen your drawings i mean for jeff it's not really about what he draws it's about the picture that we get of it if it's gonna be able to be like really visible the first reply was flamingo legs Wow that was fast Two plungers A lot of two plungers I mean nobody Chicken legs You really like You fucked yourself

What a bad idea What a bad idea it was What a bad idea I literally have no idea. I guess candlesticks? What did I draw is what you wrote? That's incredible. No one, there are, I'm looking at 15 replies, and no one has guessed what you draw.

Like, you're, this is insane. Hmm. Well, I don't, I don't see how you would. Yeah, you really did yourself in, bud. I, no, I feel like I accurately, with context. Thank you, Jeff. Oh, fucking look at you show off over here. You got fucking so many lines, so many aisles.

I think it speaks for itself. At the front, you have three checkout counters with three checkout people. Then you have three long rows, and you can see I drew arrows to the things that you can eat. It says stuff to eat. And then at the back it says stuff to eat next to the meat counter. And then in the middle it says off limits because you're not allowed to eat any of that stuff. I feel like that's pretty solid.

I see a lot of wasted lines. If I'm going to be critical of this, I see a lot of unnecessary information. You're creating a lore. I think if you tweeted this image and said, what did I draw? Everyone would say grocery store. That's a different argument. That's not what I,

just didn't come into, I'm going to tweet a thing that I drew and see how many people get it right. Like that wasn't the goal. It was contextually within this conversation of what an end cap is. I just, it's the minimal. I did a minimal,

but clear where the end cap zone is. Definitely minimal, Andrew. Yeah. It was. Yeah. Why am I going all out? We all know what the end cap zone is definitely minimal andrew yeah it was yeah why am i going all out we all know what an end cap is andrew's art is like jazz it's what he didn't draw oh my god oh you're taking a while cabin um i microsoft paint crashed oh i see i thought you were adding a teller and giving them a name and a whole fucking backstory to show how great. Yeah, they work here part-time. This is Phoebe. She's been working here for six months

while she's saving up to go back to school. Oh. Gavin's is a different take, but very good. Great. The stars are the end cap. Should I just call my mom? Should I ask what an end cap is? Get her to draw an end cap.

Take a photo of it, but very close up. I'll get her to draw an end cap. I like your people. Are those people any of us, Gavin? Yeah, that's you and me. And we're shopping on opposite aisles. That's the area available to you for shopping.

No, that goes into the aisle. That's a area available to you for shopping. Yeah. No, that goes into the aisle. That's a fucked drawing. What are you talking about? What do you mean? What? The line. The star line. Above the stars. You're in the aisle at that point. Above the stars. Unless that's a blank space. Okay, never mind. That's between two shelves.

I get it. I get it. I understand. I thought it was a row. I misread. I mis. I understand. I thought it was a row. I thought it was a row. I misread. I misread what you're talking about. Yeah, there's no people in there. That's why. I just thought it was an empty row. No, I should have, like,

blanked it out. It's okay. I mean, that does not exist in a grocery store, that space. Well, it's just the top of the shelf. I understand.

It's not that spaced out. It's the same size as your rows. It's a little smaller. I'm sick okay and i'm doing this bit i'm making it work you're doing a great job you're doing a great job buddy honestly it's way better than what i expected i just i didn't realize i was gonna get called out for the next time you asked me to draw something oh there's gonna be complexity and i do not want to hear you drew one of the best bananas I've ever seen. Last time we asked you to draw something. It is a great banana. We were just expecting that

quality. Emily's insult of my drawing was so funny. What was it? It was like, um, what did she say? She said that I draw like an innocent child, I think is what she said. It was so funny. I don't remember the exact wording, but it was perfect. It's a great descriptor. Yeah.

Well, you definitely draw golf... Nails and golf tees like an innocent child. What are some of the other responses to your tweet? Let me open it back up. I closed it at Flamingo Legs. Thanks, Gavin. Just for clarity. Gavin, I'm into the photo. Yeah, that's now...

You know what? I would have no questions. That's where they store all their groan tubes there are 52 replies and none of them have guessed right traffic cones big bird legs the pull chains for a ceiling fan i think the the color choice is really turning people's opinions. Yeah, I couldn't find a pen. What did you use?

Well, I used like a felt thing, an art brush. What did I use? Pit artist pawn brush. I'm mainly annoyed that, well, not annoyed. I'm disappointed that your photo doesn't show anything about your life other than the picture like usually there's a glimpse of oh yeah on the side but it's just completely your drawing yeah we usually get a little unintended andrew but not it is i don't know if i drew it on the instructions for an electric s'mores maker that i received recently that is next to me so i just need like a candle or like a little flame i remember before i was melting the marshmallows with the candle and

i was told that that is a terrible idea that you're essentially eating wax yeah so uh for my birthday i was given uh an electric s'mores maker what is it it's just like a heat gun or like what what's going on it's uh yeah it's just like uh oh gun or like what what's going on it's it's uh yeah it's just like a oh what's the that that's what it is oh it's got like a heat spool inside you flip the switch is that just like a dewalt heat gun with the s'mores holder on the side sort of does the does the chocolate not melt just being in proximity of the heat gun? It might. I don't know. I've never had it with chocolate around it. I have toasted some marshmallows.

It works great. It's a great product. I like that it's 360. Like, you have access to every side. Oh, you have full turns? Yeah. Yeah. It's perfect.

I would try that. Is that electric? What do you mean by that? Do you plug it in and use electricity? Well, it has an on button. Yeah, it has an on button. Oh, yeah, it does. That's why I was confused.

Yeah, you plug it in. I just didn't see the on button sorry that's why it's confused yeah what have you made what thing shouldn't you have made with it that you made no I haven't done ramen I have considered toast I think it could work with toast I have had those thoughts of

what could I do with this I wondered if I could if I could like heat up hash browns maybe with it. It'd be tough. You know what I'd pan on top. I bet you could do. You've got those real fruit plant-based medley melange gummies. I'm looking at it.

I bet you could melt all those down and then form them into one giant gummy in the shape of your choosing. I bet you could have a gummy-infused s'more. Oh, yeah. That sounds terrible. You could definitely do that. I don't want that.

You could definitely do that. Crank crackers? Yeah. Between the marshmallow and the choccy? A nice slab of gummies? Nah, no thanks. I like the meltdown idea. You're going somewhere with that.

I'm going to think about that. You know how sometimes when you have gum or like a candy and you squeeze it and then there's like a burst of flavor from the middle that's like some sort of a jelly or whatever? You could invent a new product that people get into, like s'mores, where you cut a hole, like a little slit in a marshmallow, and then you stuff the gummy in there and then let it close back up and then when you heat that then when you eat it you get a little a little melted gummy surprise hmm that hey it's not a i've heard worse ideas if you could really draw for me what you're thinking i'd appreciate that in great detail to really that'll sell me i'm not

gonna do that but sure i don't think that one needs it. You know what? No, I will. I don't think any of them needed it. A lot of big bird likes. Someone will get it. No one will get it.

Someone eventually will get it. I think contextually, you know what it was though. Within the context of the conversation we're happening, it made sense. I'm excited to see. I'm excited. What are you doing? Are you actually drawing something?

You asked me to draw it. I'll draw it. I was just being silly. I'll draw stuff. It's not a hard one. What does it say on your drawing there, Jeff? Stuff... Stuff to pot? All of the drawings will be on Instagram.

Stuff to eat. It's the area that's safe for him to eat stuff. Right. Boom. Stuff to eat. It's the area that's safe for him to eat stuff. Boom. There you go. That's good. Yeah, that works. That's the science. Yeah, it's got an A.

I apologize for that. I can redo that. I'm excited for the updated picture. I'll let you know how the chickens go. How are you going to cook them? Probably oven. Just in the oven. Skeet them up.

Throw some salt, pepper on it maybe. I don't know. I guess I can't. Fuck. I can't season them. Yeah, you... I can't season them. That's the problem. You didn't buy any drink.

Well, I assumed that I could just have water. I don't pay for, like, most of, I drink water a lot of the time. That's fair. I didn't consider that. I think I would need a drink. I just don't want you, you know, getting Pepsis out of the fridge or whatever. How long do you have to do this for? I think it was a week, right?

So, starting today or tomorrow, depending on if I cook the chickens. Oh, I'll start today. Updated the photo for you. That's great. Oh, you didn't just change the E to an A. No, no, no, I just, I'm not trying to hide it. I also like that it's on the back of your other drawing. It is, it is, it is on the back, I'm saving paper.

Put it in the f*** face face museum we got more art i appreciate the vote of uh my abilities but i don't know that it's worthy of the museum andrew what have you got for the museum have you got any of the stuff you've destroyed or ruined you got a basket uh yeah i still have the basket i like do you have the exploded kettle thing? Pot? The exploded kettle pot? No, like the broken bowl? Yeah. I broke the bowl. No, the bowl is gone. I don't have the bowl anymore.

I don't have the waffle bomb anymore. Do you have the hot dog maker? I still have the hot dog maker. I still have the trash bag of fire extinguisher remnants. When we fired that. That's still here. We should collect all of our museum stuff and take pictures of our collections so far.

You have the BTS sauce still, right? I still have all the BTS. I've gone into my supply a little bit. The market is not great. You've been digging in? Well, in fashion. A little bit. Well, you can't have any this week. Can't have any this week. Can't have any this week. That's right.

What about the waffle mix? Pancake mix? Oh, I still got like 50 pounds of that. We're good. Speaking of how long can you eat something after it expires? Yeah, I think that's fine. Do you still have the sushi container you tripped on? No, I think the sushi container's gone, sadly.

Yeah, that's gone. It's not anything. I still got the bottle of shampoo that i thought was between my ass we still got that yeah you gotta cue that one i got the some fuck hats i got not the roosterteeth store bats i got a few things i try to keep keep at least one of everything how is not the roosterteeth store going are you still operating that uh it's still not a store it has continued in that yeah i think i let the domain expire i think it's just out there now so someone else could run a not store i'm trying to think do i have anything else i think that's it do you have what what would you say is your greatest collectible item related to the show oh i got a signed a signed card from Gavin.

What did we sell with the signature? What was that? Yeah, well, one of the bats came. It was the bats, the 50 bats, I think. Yeah, I bought one of the black bats, and I got a Gavin card. I don't think I have a black bat. I got some stuff. I got the Thrice to Meet You, obviously. I've got two extra copies

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Benefits vary by card. Terms apply. You know what? I threw away the beef bracelet. Well, I ate the beef bracelet. I threw away the too spicy icy. I gave the wrist pocket to somebody, and I don't know who,

because Rebecca said it wasn't her. Oh. I was about to find that. If anybody has my wrist pocket, my pocket promo, give it back. The gesture was that I gave it to you now gesture back uh you have a

cosmic crisp and you're oh I have a cosmic crisp my fridge that reminds me I got a reply back from the cosmic crisp people oh shit the past um it's not it's not the best of updates uh they replied thank you so much for sharing

because I sent them some fan art that somebody made in our community because of chris was very cool uh then they said i will listen to the podcast before the end of the week and i'm super excited to share it with the team oh god i was told that i should have sent the episode uh where we discovered the cosmic crisp and had a lot of excitement about there being a new Apple. That would have been the way to go. That was the right move. Well, now we know. Now we know. I'll let you know

if I hear back from them. Never got a reply from Kevin Donovan about us owning the tuxedo. Can you imagine being Kevin Donovan and just randomly receiving these emails from andrew and he's like hey what's your favorite podcast uh and he's like uh yeah maybe and then he's like what's it about it's like oh we shit on you a bunch he's like okay never mind and then like three months later he's like hey i bought your tuxedo from your movie you made before i went on survive block

island i dm'd like three survivor when it winners be like, I got any tips. Didn't hear back from any of them. No replies from any of them. Who did you hit up? Uh, I, I DM,

uh, Tyson, Adam and Michelle. I think Michelle Fitzgerald, Adam Klein and Tyson apostle. Speaking of Tyson, are you keeping up with the Challenge USA? Yeah, I've wanted to text you about it.

Dude, I just watched the most recent episode. Well, the swimming episode where Tyson had to drag that person from Love Island. Is Tyson the greatest reality TV show competitor of all time? That was insane that he won that. It was insane. Well, he swam. He was like a competitive swimmer in college and he got a college scholarship through swimming they had to do this challenge gav where they're on one boat and they have to jump off a boat and i mean like like a i don't know like an old rusty like like some sort of a work boat it's not a

pretty boat it's not a yacht or anything. And they have to dive off like maybe 10, 12 feet into the water and they swim 450 feet, I believe, or 450 yards. And then they have to look at a, like a, I don't know, something bobbing in the water and on it is a code,

like a numerical code of like 10 digits. Then they have to swim another 100 yards, climb up onto another boat, and then there's a ton of barrels and on the top of the barrels, and when I say a code, like a numerical code of like 10 digits. Then they have to swim another 100 yards, climb up onto another boat, and then there's a ton of barrels. And on the top of the barrels, and when I say a ton, I mean like 60 barrels. The barrels have different number patterns on the top, and they have to run around and find their pattern, open it up. If they get the wrong one, they have to swim all the way back and start over again. If they get the right one, they take two puzzle pieces or a pile of puzzle pieces, and then they have to start all over again and go back and do it again to find the second barrel and then to retrieve all their puzzle pieces and the guy tyson who you'd know from survivor he uh like the blonde dude with

the ponytail who won and was on like three or four times he his partner wasn't a very strong swimmer and so he she just laid back like on her back and he pulled her the entire time. And then when they got there, she opened up the wrong barrel. So they had to go back to the beginning and do it all over again. So he had to do it an extra time and pull her through the entirety of it while swimming. And he he still won and beat like 10 other teams. It was insane. It's a great episode.

It's a great season. It's a great season. It's especially the last few have really amped up. I'm enjoying it quite a bit. There's a dude from, another dude from Survivor who was an NFL player who had, I don't remember his name, but he had like long dreadlocks and he's like a real muscular dude.

And he talked about, he's like, I'm not the best swimmer in the world, but looking over while I'm swimming and seeing Tyson swim past me pulling somebody is maybe one of the most depressing things i've ever experienced he was like i never felt more like crying in my life that was danny and he was an xfl player it's one of my favorite reality bits in a long time every single episode he references his wife in some way to what is happening and it's great it doesn't matter what they're doing like they'll be in the most recent episode they had to jump off of a high thing in the water and he's just like my wife kiki and i

we went on vacation and she jumped off this big rock so then i had to jump off the big rock so thank you kiki for preparing me for this moment every fucking episode we're like seven episodes in and there's at least one kiki mentioned per episode. And it's fantastic. It's you almost wonder like he makes every opportunity he gets on camera to go like, hey, just so you all know, I love my wife a lot and she's awesome and she's the best and she's my she's my motivation for everything in life. Just just just saying that I haven't said it yet today on camera. So just so you guys know. Yeah, it's one of three things.

Either he as a joke, like made an agreement that he would bring his like him and his wife had like a bet of like i bet you i could bring you up every episode that's happening or he just naturally talks about his wife kiki all the time or the people that are interviewing him for those interviews like noticed it was a thing and have like set him up to do it every episode either way it's great i'm loving it or fourth he got in trouble and he's apologizing every chance he can on camera just throwing that out there just reminding everybody i love my wife she's the best i was saying to gavin i was trying to get him to watch it jeff a great moment from this season of when every episode they change partners uh yeah

and so they're getting ready to do this challenge and before it starts tyson is like trying to hype them hype up him and his partner talking about how they're like they're gonna win and he's like somebody in the house said that they rode 12 miles on a bike once that's not even a warm-up and then his partner laughed and said tyson i'm the one who said that and he like so genuinely looked at them was like oh shit you were you were Alyssa. 12 miles is not even a warmup. It's great. It's a very good season. I've had a,

you know, um, you know, I've had problems in the past with like carpet mushrooms and sink mushrooms. Yeah. I forgot, but yes, I'm always just afraid of like your life is like it follows with mushrooms.

Yeah. I just don't want to die of like inhaling mold. So I'm always slightly wary of stuff. And I found, I had this little canvas lent up against my wall in my office. It's like under my desk. And I moved it recently. And on the skirt table, I was just like, uh-oh.

That looks like water damage. Looks like some rot. So then we had people out checking the roof. Turns out, yeah, there's a hole in the roof. It's just been leaking down into the house. So the guy was like, yeah, we should probably take a look in the wall. And I guess in my head, I thought, you know, he's just going to drill a little hole and snake a camera in maybe. And I just let him into my office

and he eventually was like, yeah, no, it's all good in the wall. It must've been just like a tiny amount of water that's just done that through the wood. But there's no like pooling water in there. There's no, there's no real damage. So, yep, you're all good and then i went into my office i'm like oh thanks thanks for uh feel good cutting open three different holes and um that's not an easy repair i thought i'd be able to patch it not the way he cut it it's not and they're so jank. Like, he didn't even make them square. I don't know what we're going to do with that. I'll tell you one thing you're going to do.

You're going to cut more away. You're not fitting in. Like, the first thing to do, you have to do is make that hole bigger, unfortunately. He's got between three different studs at all the jauntiest angles. And then he stacked up all the pieces like a puzzle next to it it was like he made his cuts on a teeter-totter the way they go up and down like there's no there's no reason for it to be that why would he do it that way that's so bad so did you get your roof repaired yeah yeah that's uh that's sorted out and i was expecting a much more dire situation.

I mean, if you hadn't moved that picture, you would have had him. The only thing saving you, probably the only thing saving you in the world is that it hasn't rained in Texas in 900 days. Yeah. Except that it did rain yesterday a little bit at my house. I don't know if it rained at yours.

These are the puzzle pieces he left me. Those puzzle pieces fit right in the trash. It looks like a reality puzzle. Almost. It looks like a survivor vital challenge. I've always carefully taken off a network

panel and I've been snaking up cables through tiny holes. I never thought to just gouge the entire wall open because that would have saved me so much sweat and time. Like, is that an easy fix? What do I do with that? I mean, it's an easy fix for some people. Yeah. I would

hire probably someone to do it. Is this something you want? It's not hard. You're just going to need to buy wallboard and cut cut it well you're gonna have to you're gonna have to straighten that shit out that is a mess first off and then is that thing to the left it that's uh looks like it's covered in insulation is that a pipe or something or is that a two by four just looks like another stud with insulation foam okay okay so you can you can hammer or screw into that safely yeah okay

yeah you could do that that's a that's a cup that's like a two-hour project on a saturday you want me to help you want help you want me to come help you do it that'd be good content I've never done a patch job that big before but how hard could it be I mean I'm tempted just to put the puzzle pieces back in and just patch it all back in you could try I mean we could try

that first save you money and time if you can do that I really want Jeff to come over and for you guys to cut more out and then somehow fuck up more and gavis is gonna have to replace the whole wall like every attempt just incrementally makes it a larger hole is that actually fix the problem is that the back leg of a desk that i'm seeing in the photo yeah that's my i'm sat at that desk now so you're okay so that's under where your feet are yeah okay has the cat gotten

in or any of the cats gotten in there yet yeah yeah they will cats cats will get in your walls yeah yeah i make sure they can't like climb up any higher but there's there's just tons of other insulation that they can't get past so that's fine when i was like 14 or 15 we're renovating a bathroom and like we took out the back of the tub wall and then our cat hopped down the hole and we couldn't get it out so we had to like cut half the other wall open to be able to reach the cat like it just caught it delayed the project by months and made everything so much more expensive because that dumb cat hopped down the smallest hole and just had no way to get out it was impossible it's a disaster i'm glad that your cats are able to get in and out oh they love a new

hole yeah it's one of their favorite things yeah i was kind of worried that there would just be a gap like all the way down through the floor that they could fall in but it that there is there is like a floor there so that's good good are you is this on the first floor of your house yes upstairs that's upstairs okay and it didn't drip any further down? Nope. You must have caught it really fast. And also benefited from the fact that we're in a tremendous drought.

Do you have a fridge, Jeff? Yeah, man. Are you still waiting for your fridge? Did it ever arrive? Well, is it February of 2023? Okay. I just wanted to check it. No, I don't.

I still have a fridge. I still have... I have a fridge that I feel like... Do it. No, I don't. I still have a fridge. I still have... I have a fridge that I feel like... Do you know how like... Sometimes you'll look at your... You'll just check to see, what's my max iPhone battery at now? And you're like,

as long as it's over 95, 96%, I'm still good. I don't need to worry about replacing it. And you'll look and it'll be like, oh, 98% still. Oh, that's cool. I've still got a lot of good battery life in this battery.

Sometimes, like when I got rid of my last phone, my battery was like, it was like, your max charge can get to 87%. I was like, fuck that. I gotta get a new phone. I assume, what the fuck was I talking about? New fridge. Oh, yeah, my fridge. My fridge, if I could check i could check god damn man i'm getting dumb

my uh my fridge i would estimate the max capacity uh would if it were an iphone battery would be like 78 right now and it was probably ability yeah just like function ability functionality and i would say it was like it was probably like in the 80s earlier this year. So I'm thinking by the end of the year, it might be in the high 60s. Like it's, I can feel it dying a little bit every day. I'm just hoping against hope that it doesn't die until February. How many percent a month do you think you're losing? I think I'm losing two or three percent a month right now. Okay. And what are you're losing? I think I'm losing two or three

percent a month right now. Okay. And what are you currently at? I think I'm in the 70s. I think I was probably in the high 80s when this whole thing started. And then I think, you know what? Fuck, dude. Maybe I'm in the low 70s right now. Yeah. I think I'm being too optimistic. I think I'm in the low 70s right now. And I could dip into the 60s before the summer's over andrew what percentage a month do your ankles lose right now we're flying at a steady 100 and we're gonna keep it that way until like with covid you're 100 that's pretty impressive yeah well something always has to be wrong so i think it's been a trade-off we went upper body instead of lower body. Dude, the second you get over that COVID, you're going to get jock itch.

Watch out. Oh, I hope not. That would be... That sounds terrible. Does this help you come to the US any sooner, having COVID now? No. Oh.

Not really. You'll be super immune for a while. Yeah, I guess. Some natural immunity for a bit. Yeah, the best time for you to come would be like next week probably i don't there's i think i would go to the u.s either for like a scheduled event or it would be completely unannounced and i'd just do it who are you hiding from nobody i just i think i think i think it would be funny to record one of these in Texas without telling you guys. What, just to be like, hey, last week I was in Austin recording.

No, I don't think I'd do that. I think I'd want to spend time with both of you and everyone else here. Why do you want to hide from us and not mention it? Well, no, I think it would be funny to do it, though, within the context of a bit of an episode. Reveal at the end, then obviously spend time. If I'm there, probably like a week so just one day i'd schedule it so like on a thursday would be like day one how are you coming here first or we go in there first that's i i don't know let me ask you like you were coming in november let me ask you a question andrew

how are you at patching drywall uh maybe maybe i'm a savant at it we don't know i've never done it probably not good probably terrible i'd love to hire you for a job i have i think i could do okay so if i was so let me look at this hole. How I would solve this problem, not knowing anything, what I would need. I would need some glue. I would need some nails. I would need paint. And I would need another wall. What are you doing with the glue?

He's going to glue the puzzle back together. Or, yeah, so initially I thought maybe I glue, but then I realized with nails, you brought up a great point, I could nail, maybe I just need wood. Okay, so I get wood. I nail between slats, right? Make it solid. How do I make a wall?

Can I craft a wall? You sound like someone who's shopping from the end caps of Home Depot. You know what fucking sucks about this? Looking at it a little closer. He's cut, or they, they have cut two, and I think, I suspect in some spots,

below your floorboard there. So that's probably going to have to come off the sky and board yeah yeah to repair this and that's fucking annoying and above that i like that he's just gouged a line where he clearly went up a bit too high yeah oh yeah yeah you can see his skill saw kept going yeah i think if i had to repair this realistically I would just put a larger piece of wood over it and then paint it to look like something else I would just fully cover the wall

this doesn't look like he's used any sort of power tool to me it just looks like he's got like a handheld drywall saw and just gone absolutely apeshit not tried to make any corners I think how committed are you to fixing this yourself versus paying to get somebody to do it for you i mean i like doing stuff myself i just wouldn't

really know where to start with this all right well i don't need skills i'm telling you man i uh i am more than happy to come over this weekend and figure this out. How hard can it be? I've patched walls before. We're going to need probably some new wallboard. We're going to need some of that mesh that you put that you then apply joint compound to. We'll need

the sandpaper that you wrap around the stone or the rubber thing to smooth it out and then we'll just need primer and whatever color paint you have. We can do that. No glue?

No, I think we're going to be okay without glue. I think we'll be fine. And I don't think we'll use any nails either. I think we'll probably use screws. Well, you guys figure that out. I will draw step by step how I would fix this and I'll send it to you just in case you have any issues if you need that would be much appreciated and we can only follow your

instructions now that is a recipe for a great bit for face if you're willing to to let that happen to your house kevin either way we've got content because even if i do hire some guy to fix this i could we could keep all the pieces of wall for the museum. That's true. I hope you'll get creative with your solutions, Andrew, to give us a more fun and robust experience trying to fix this wall. What about a staple gun?

Nail gun. That could be good. Yeah, we could use a nail gun. You know what else we could do, Gav? Yeah. We've got your wall opened up. We could put in something into your wall. A little time capsule?

A little time capsule, yeah. What about a load of old razor blades? We could put a face time capsule! Oh my god! Yeah, we could just put in a bunch of razor blades from 2022. And people will rip over the wall and be like, this wasn't even a bathroom! I like the idea of the face time caps are there that should definitely go somewhere yeah in your wall or in the beanhole or in the beetle that's true oh that reminds me eric said

we should start wrapping up uh i had an idea yesterday when i was looking at the pictures eric took from the doesn't do shoot it got me thinking should we make an end of the year like 2022 face yearbook kind of like high school with like funny like photos from throughout the year and funny moments it would essentially be like the plussed up version of the zine we never made yeah that'd be kind of cool right like a year yeah a year in review year and a year and a like a memories book of like of the last year of fuckface and would we is that just like a single item or is that something we make and sell i think we'd sell it yeah we would make it and print it and sell it and then you could get you could we could autograph each other's books and give each other oh that's the sweet we could put

in the the current face shirt that's for sale too yeah that's true but only in extra medium you'd be like yeah hey really had a fun time with you at F*** Facing this year Andrew and really excited that things are going so well with your ankles good luck next year see you in 2023

can the next shirt we sell just have XM in the collar it's not a real thing, so no. That's for medium. Large. What you're looking for is an L. Yeah. He's wrong.

He's not. He's so right. I'm very right. It's weird. It's weird because you're... What is the gap between medium to large? What are we working on? I bet you there's room for an extra medium

I need to draw a diagram if there's room for an extra medium it would be larger than a medium and smaller than a large and it would not be what Gavin's asking for what do you mean I searched shirt sizes chest in inches

medium 38 inch to 40 inch, large, 41 to 43. So you're looking at like a 40.5 would be an extra medium. That's a millennium. I'm making a diagram here. Okay. What's the sigh? I'm excited for the diagram. No, I'm jazzed.

That was a sigh of excitement. I've never heard a less genuine I'm jazzed. I'm excited for the diagram. No, I'm jazzed. That was a sigh of excitement. I've never heard a less genuine, I'm jazzed. I'm excited. Jazzed. Are you kidding me? So this is going to be... I just need to draw a fucking diagram to show us all how you're wrong. I mean, what are you going to draw?

Just a shirt and then another shirt? I could draw it too, Gavin. Yeah, draw extra medium. I will, okay. How do I make the pencil thick? Yeah, in this bit. Please don't cut any of this out, Nick. Yeah, make sure this is gold.

This is the good stuff. I'm jazzing about this, so let's keep it as cool. Taking a photo? So, Eric, while they're drawing, to get ready for face today i didn't have i don't have anything planned uh and so i thought real fast i'd look up i just looked up uh wacky like baseball facts and i found like 35 insane baseball facts and here's one a lot of it's stuff we already know and a lot of it's stuff that's not super interesting but here's one that i was not aware of let me see if you've heard of. In the mid

1800s, you could get out or be put out while running between the bases by having the ball thrown directly at you. Yeah, thrown at you. 1880s baseball was, an out would be off of one bounce, like when hit to the outfield, but also you could

hit one of the runners with the baseball. Yeah, they would be out. It's pretty cool. It was they changed it in the mid 1800s and players were resistant to the change, which, by the way,

getting hit by somebody just fucking bean in the ball that you did not to throw and knock you out. It was called patching. And and players didn't want to get rid of it because they considered it an important and

masculine part of the game well a thing they used to do also was uh you could call for where you wanted the ball to be pitched to you you could ask for it high or low and then what happened was i think the uh i think babe ruth and the of Murderer's Row went give it to me high and crushed a million home runs and they went well this rule is different now

so that that rule changed crazy right that's pretty crazy did you know that during World War II the United States military designed

grenades to be the size and weight of baseballs since every young American man should be able to properly throw it isn't that cool that's really cool that makes sense I think that's great that's really cool I think that's awesome and weight of baseballs since every young American man should be able to properly throw it.

Isn't that cool? That's really cool. That makes sense. I think that's great. That's really cool. I think that's awesome. I think that's pretty neat too. Is that why we won the war? I would assume so.

It would have ended a lot quicker if Jeff was out there throwing 80 mile per hour grenades. Yeah. I'll throw an 80 mile per hour ball right around the time you do a marathon how about that this is Gavin's drawing an incredibly detailed drawing I assume

well I'm just waiting for Microsoft Paint to unfreeze again every time I save it it freezes for about a minute I'm long done with the drawing okay so Andrew just drew it's the tag on the inside of the shirt. Oh, that's the tag on the shirt.

It's 40.5, extra medium EM. Okay. I like that. Very clever. That's way better. That's way better than the nails you drew earlier. Alright, now tweet it and say, what did I draw? Plungers, Jeff. That's still... Did it unfreeze yet? Did you take a picture on your phone or something? I mean, it's eventually going to save.

Will it? Oh, here we go. I think your computer can't handle MS Paint. I bet your computer would catch on fire if you tried to play Free Cell. What? I think I won. Hey, guys. All yours.

All yours. I don't have anything to say about that. That's what XM would be. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. For the audience who may not be able to see this, he has denoted the following sizes in this order.

Extra small. Small. Medium. Extra medium. Medium again. Large. Extra large. I am a little confused by going from medium to extra medium back to medium.

If it's extra medium, it couldn't be more medium. So that means the other variants of medium have to be on either side of it. There's literally one more on the right of extra medium that is more medium you you are if its scale is increasing no that's close to large extra small isn't more small it's smaller than small extra large isn't is more large extra medium is more medium you can't you what you're doing is you're flying in the... I understand that extra small and extra large are polar opposites, right?

Like, they flip the script on that. It's weird. Oh, my God. Like, extra small is smaller than small, but extra large is larger than large. I get that that's confusing, but you can't take the best of both and cram them together

and have medium, extra medium, medium again. They're all the same fucking size, man. I think them together and have medium, extra medium, medium again. They're all the same fucking size, man. I think that's the marketing slogan for extra medium. The best of both. That's why there's only one black line below medium, but my point is the extra medium is not large. From now on,

on the Face store, do we have to sell small, extra medium, and large? We don't sell regular mediums anymore we sell extra i think they should all be extra medium whatever that means to whoever's buying this and then we just get people mad because it's actually just medium and not a larger medium if you were buying if you wanted extra medium and you got medium you cannot be disappointed there i think all you've showed is disappointment that's all i

felt looking at this thing this is the face of disappointment if you had to put it anywhere on that scale where else would you put it other than there i don't i have no answer eric's saying it would be under large oh it would be before large i would put it i'd put it above medium i'd go medium and extra medium in the space before large. First off, you gotta get rid of one of the mediums. There's no need for two mediums and an extra medium. You got a medium and an extra medium. It's a 4.5.

40.5. Why do we have three mediums? There's one medium. He put medium on there twice and is saying there's one medium. Well, he's referring to the hash marks he drew, but he couldn't have created a more confusing document.

There's got to be one person who agrees with me that's where that should go on the scale. I'm sure out of seven and a half billion people on Earth, there is one person who will agree with you. Yeah. And I bet we could find that person if we looked hard enough oh

job done alright I kind of just wanted to give Eric a headache for the mission accomplished buddy absolutely 100% god damn nailed it look at how he drew two lines

for small and two lines for large and one line for medium but three let like fuck this yeah it's it's absolutely insane this is all kinds of andrew levels of fucking absolutely you're hey gavin you're the andrew of this episode i can't believe you did this. Call you Greg Jr. Woo! Alright, well, there you go. You probably made it to the end of this. Maybe you didn't. If you didn't, then you don't hear this, so it doesn't matter.

But those of you that are listening to this, I applaud you. Thank you. You are... Heroes don't wear capes. That's clear. Maybe listen again next time. It'll be episode 119. I don't know. That doesn't reference.

It means nothing. But other than it'll be one after this one and one before episode 120. The extra medium conversation wasn't even in this episode. Hey, guys. Superfan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Jeff's bedroom is on the Death Star. It's hot pot without Gavin. Town Lake flooded.

The jock itch won't go away. Canadian end caps are huge. Extra medium is not a thing. What the hell is Marge? And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.