Regulation Podcast - A Greatest Hits of Geoff's Misery // Andrew's Camera Roll Displayed for His Mom [120]

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's bad ankles, Geoff's continued problems are relentless, car wreck guestbook, Does It Do?, How It Do?, Go Go Now tattoo, Andrew's Mom's TV camera roll intrusion, Gavin's ass bruise, Geoff wants to downhill mountain bike, accordian arm, and Andrew's new burger confidence gamerscore bet. This episode is sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/FACE) Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. It's the 120th time these idiots have talked. My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me, as always, Gavin Free, Andrew Panton. First off, I'm just going to get it out of the way right now. Fuck my life and fuck my body. How are you guys doing? Mine too, dude. Oh, gee. How am I the most healthy one of the three? This has never happened.

This is a rare event. Are you at 100% right now? Yeah, I feel pretty good. How's your ankle? 100%. Still 100? Fuck. So it's it. Your ankle is at... You could walk? Yeah, I feel pretty good. How's your ankle? 100%? Still 100? Fuck. So it's it.

Your ankle is it. You could walk a marathon. I could, potentially, hypothetically. But as we said, I'm enjoying this 100% lifestyle for a little bit. Ask me the same question. Gavin, how are you doing, man? How's your, what percentage are you? Specifically ask about my ankles.

Gavin, how are your ankles? About 50%. What happened? I think it was, was it like two weeks ago eric said i was the andrew of that podcast probably in the extra medium bullshit yeah i am definitely the andrew of i have bad ankles oh no well at 50 would you say your ankles are extra medium i'd say they couldn't get more medium than that man listen before we get get off on an aside, the extra medium thing really blew up in a way I did not anticipate.

God damn, man. I have never seen. Nothing. Nothing but extra medium shit for the last week, a couple days of my life. I've never seen so many regulation listeners turn in their comment lever cards. I saw people saying they were becoming comment levers just for this conversation. I saw people responding

to those people who became comment levers just for that. It was like an infection. This is like, man, this might be the most commented thing since

maybe the pencil or condiments. It's been wild. But, Gavin, why are your ankles at 50% means you're in a cast, maybe. What's going on?

Well, I'm getting the hockey teeth in my wall fixed. I had to move my desk, but the desk is really heavy, like without anything on it. And also I didn't want to take everything off it. So I just thought, you know, I'll lift up one side, sort of shimmy it round, lift up the other side, keep doing that a few times. And, uh, I did one side, the the side without, you know, just has like a printer on that side of the legs. The other side has like a big hard drive, the big server thing, a big RAID and my PC. So I thought, oh this one's gonna be a bit

more serious and I gave it a few little test lifts. I was like, okay I think my arms and back can take it. Here we go! And I just hoisted the whole thing up. Instead of lifting the table up, I sank down about two inches as both of my ankles rolled. And I just ended up just like twisted outwards, just like, I just didn't ever consider my ankles to be the point of failure. And I think it's to do with the fact that I'm still, you know, I'm still recovering from the the pelvic injury from does it do so i maybe wasn't stood as straight as i usually am and i just i did not expect to go downwards

and then and i ended up just rolling around on the floor uh once again contemplating my age and uh career choices can you walk yeah but you know it kind of hurts to like i've still gone walks and stuff but i just it starts hurting sooner what i just need like an mot i just need a look a look over from a doctor i need x-rays one side hurt more than the other uh is one ankle ankle worse than the other ankle no it's a pretty even pop across both instead of i think instead of instead of going down to a 0% on one ankle, like breaking it, it just split the damage across both.

So I'm just a half on both. I think you're saying the word pop for effect, but when you say it, I feel like I heard like, come out of... It was probably the most bone cracks I've heard from my body ever because it was both ankles at the same time.

It was deafening. these hockey teeth are troubling me and I'll tell you why I tried really hard to as a friend to help this process I just got the impression you didn't want my help or by uh or my presence at any point I could have helped you move this table man I spent four hours moving back into my bedroom last night I can do it yeah. Yeah, and I thought, you know, it would be really fun to try and fix the wall, but then I realized that the people who hacked it to pieces were more than happy to repair it. So I thought, oh, I might as well take the free repair.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. I just had to move my desk. In the end, after about eight hours of not being able to walk good, I came back to my desk, I took everything off it, and i moved it with great ease fantastic so i'm trying to i'm visualizing i don't know if you remember in old wrestling games and like the top left corner there's the outline of the human body

and as areas get hurt more it becomes like increasingly red so right now i'm just seeing you with like deep red ankles is that the the only issue? Where else in the body? Because it sounds like you both are in trouble. Imagine the... What happened to Gavin? What happened to both of you? Did we lose Gavin? No, we're here. Gavin started talking. Do you think his computer restarted? You caught him anymore?

Oh my god. No, you're back. You stopped talking. We're a Technical Difficulties podcast. We were just talking about this. No, we're not.. We're a Technical Difficulties podcast. We were just talking about this. No, we're not. We're not a Technical Difficulties podcast. Yeah, I said, what I said was, what did I say?

I said, yeah, imagine you're playing Doom and my ankles are the Doom guy and they both have nosebleeds. I said something like that. Okay. It's a wild visual. Okay.

Oh, I see. There's a screen. The old Doom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the health. I get it okay i understood yeah i'm sure my original delivery was better than me trying to remember what i just know but what about your upper because you had the other injuries from before so we got like a yellow

midsection what's going on on the rest of the scale yeah it has the amber on the left hip i'm probably at 80 oh yeah pit boy so i'd say yeah both ankles crippled and uh left hip. I'm probably at 80%. Oh, yeah, Pip-Boy. So I'd say, yeah, both ankles crippled and left hip's just got like half a bar. Okay, how about you, Jeff? What's going on with you? Well, mine's a whole thing.

I feel like we're running through a greatest hits of Jeff's misery in the last week. I don't know. I was talking about this with Eric the other day. Well, first off,

I think I had just had the bike wreck when I don't know. I was talking about this with Eric the other day. Well, first off, I think I had just had the bike wreck when I saw you guys last time or when we recorded last time. I was apparently running on adrenaline and the excitement of having a story to tell.

Everything went downhill pretty much from that night on. I don't remember what the situation, what the living arrangements were at that point, but there's just been a confluence of just fucking myself right

in the butthole. Well, what was it that Eric wrote on Slack? Yeah, that was the big turn because before last time when we left off, there was discussion around that you were going to hit a bunch of baseballs tomorrow morning. Yeah, that's not happening. Yeah, this was on the 26th of August.

Eric in the face Slack wrote, hey, after seeing Jeff today, there's no way we're hitting baseballs next Friday. Yeah, well. Which is tomorrow now. I'm walking again, so that's good. That's your status update, is that you were walking again?

Yeah, I'm walking again fairly well. I don't think I'm hitting baseballs or anything um we'll just go from there so for the bike wreck uh the ankle it turns out it was very very sprained and that was real bad um the knee scabbed up real hard and do you guys ever um i don't know if you were scabby boys when you were growing up but i always i was always falling into something and getting covered in scabs and you know how like when you you get a scab on an elbow or a knee when you're a kid and then if you get up or sit down too fast or bend your arm too fast it cracks the scab in half yeah i'm doing that a couple times a day right now and so it's like it just feels like

it's never gonna end and it's just like anytime i move the scab on my knee cracks and it's excruciating and so the whole left side of my body is prettyab on my knee cracks, and it's excruciating. And so the whole left side of my body is pretty sore. I don't know if it's Gavin's sore, but it's pretty fucking sore. It was compounded by the fact that... I don't know if this had happened yet, but I was having the dudes come in and work on the house, fixing up the bedroom. And I may have even made a joke about how i thought it was going to take like two days and it was probably going to take much longer well i moved back into my bedroom last night

which was wonderful but um i underestimated how difficult my life would be being kicked out of my own bedroom for a week like not able to go in at all uh because it was like a clean room because they were having to like de-texture the ceiling and then re-tape and float and put the whatever the shit on the ceiling is to smooth it out and it took i mean they were fucking work until like seven eight nine ten midnight night for last every night and um they just i just didn't have access to my bedroom which means i didn't have access to my closet i wasn't ready for that i didn't know when the first guy walked in and said, Hey, what's up? I'm Dave. I got muscles and tattoos, and I'm going to put the trim on your wall. I didn't know that from that point on, I would

have no access to my clothes or anything I owned, really. And so I have been living in one pair of shorts, two pairs of underwear, a pair of socks and three shirts that I just happened to have in my laundry. But you couldn't just nip in there? Well, no. It's my closet was boarded up. Like, like... The whole room was taped off very heavily because they did the walls first, and

then the ceiling, and it's all been ceiling work since. So it was all, like, taped off in a way, and then, like, the scaffolding and stuff which is very heavy was pushed against it so i could nip into the room but i couldn't buy myself move the scaffolding or any of that stuff and so i've just been i've been i've been living like that for a week just doing laundry every night which is fine i can live with that but that nip to target and get a few sets of undies yeah jeff is maybe the funniest person to have this happen to you because you

have a fucking clothing line. You have a whole extensive shirt collection based around you. I got to start making underwear. I got to start making underwear. I have tons of clothes. I just didn't have access to them, but I did have some stuff in the dirty clothes. So I made it work.

I make, I improvise. I make it work. It's fine. I adapt. I overcome. I was in the military. I know how to do it.

But not having access to your stuff. Also, this is going to sound really lame, but I have two stress relievers in my life now that I don't drink. I have bicycles. Add to the question. There's no way. I can't get on my bike right now. So my backup is baseball cards.

When I get stressed out, I organize my baseball cards. I sleeve stuff, all locked up in the closet. No access to any of that shit. It was all in the closet with the clothes, right? Oh no. So I just had no way to like relieve stress. Friday, Saturday, I was in bed. I could barely, I couldn't really, really get out.

I had to have my leg elevated. It was swollen. So my whole weekend was basically fucked. And then bed, I don't know if this had happened yet, but we had to move my king-size mattress and everything, our bed, into the library. It was the only room in the house we could fit it, which is where

the shelves are. And it's a much warmer room as well, right? Oh, yeah. Well, I found out that, first off, this side of the house is unbearably hot. The air conditioner doesn't work for shit over here. And I knew that uh i knew that i knew that because they had told me that and they told me it was unfixable because of the way my ceiling is built without ripping out my whole ceiling and now that i have ripped out a ceiling i have no desire to do that again anytime soon let me tell you but i hadn't experienced it uh but now i spent a week living on a mattress on the floor like I'm in college again, where I have to very carefully get out of my side because one inch away from the bed is this desk and this chair and all of this equipment. And I sprained my ankle three or four more times just

trying to get up to pee in the middle of the night, trying to get through the jenga of this room. So I was in a box incredibly uncomfortable another thing you don't think about when you when you do when you displace yourself in your own home and have complete strangers in your house half of your house uh for eight to twelve hours a day every day for some reason every spot in this house that I could stand or sit or occupy space in has a direct line view to those guys. I was watching. Not that they were watching me. Just like every time I turn

around, no matter what room I'm in, they can see me. And I can see them. And it's just really discombobulating to feel like, even though these guys don't give a fuck about me, they're busy doing their job, but just to feel like every time I turn around, there's dudes I can see people like a window away from me. And there's nothing i could do about it so i just felt i felt like i was in a fishbowl for a fucking week then uh night before last god damn i was fucking done

with it you know and the guys were like the guys were like it's gonna take another day to do the seal to finish the ceiling it's taking longer than we thought and emily was like now get it done tonight we got the painter coming in tomorrow. That's a whole other thing. The guy that does the trim doesn't do paint. The guy that does the ceiling paints the ceiling but doesn't paint trim, so we got to bring in another guy who paints trim. I'm pretty sure I'm in

some sort of a scam, but whatever. It's fine. You do what you got to do in Austin to get people into your house to fix stuff because every house in Austin is under construction and if anybody that's been in Austin and has driven through a one block of a neighborhood can see

that every house in Austin is under construction right now so it's like it's you just you know this was like these were like the 20th people we tried to get to even come in to do this job so it's like fuck it whatever we'll hire a third guy to paint the trim and thank god he did because he was lovely and a Boston Celtics fan. But anyway, so I was ready to go to bed at like nine o'clock night before last.

And we have these giant picture windows in the library that look right into the picture windows in the bedroom. And those guys, Emily wouldn't let them leave until they finished. They didn't finish till after midnight. And so I just, I couldn't like, I'm not going to lay in my bed in front of them and try to go to sleep. So I was't like, I'm not going to lay in my bed in front of them and try to go to sleep. So I was kept awake, which really sucked too. So I've just been like, I guess you would describe it as depressed.

I don't know. Emily made sure I saw my therapist this week. She said I wasn't doing well. But that's not all the bad stuff. So all that has just been put, that's put me in a state. Yeah, a bit of a low. The jock itch persists. Oh, no.

It's never ending. Oh, my God. It got so bad. I contacted the doctor this morning and I'm like, listen, I tried two different rounds of pills with you guys, two different kinds of creams. I'm still getting cream. As a matter of fact, I ran out of the cream you gave me, but I had a refill. So I just filled it myself and kept going i'm trying to to be patient with this thing but like is there what

like what else can we do and they were like keep at it put more cream on oh no did you tell them it might be some sort of virus from the lake i mean i went there and physically showed it to him the doctor looked at it and he goes, yeah, that's jock itch. That's tinea, as it's called. But they're kicking my itch can down the road. So I'm pretty like, the left side of my body is inflamed and exhausted.

And every time I stand up or sit down, I crack a scab and yellow pus drips out. And then it has to leave for them. Oh, Jesus. And it's just brutal. And then the right side of my body is on fire and so i'm just incredibly uncomfortable in my own skin and then last night we moved back into the room and it was like four hours of lifting heavy furniture and so today i woke up to

just every bit of arthritis in my body was mad at me and so like i could barely stand because of my spine it just fucking sucked and uh emily says she can tell when i'm not doing well because she'll walk in the room and i just have my head in my hands and i don't realize i'm doing that but oh my god she said that every time she walks in her room i have my head in my hands which is why she was like be sure to go to therapy this week and talk about this so i did um but all that that's out of all that you know we've got the the jeff's body falling apart, bike wreck.

What would be one other classic thing that happens to me that we could throw into the mix? House is clearly an issue. I'll let you guess real quickly, and then if nobody's going to get it, I'll just... A baseball card fire.

Baseball card fire? The fridge that you're not going to get a replacement for. Fridge is a great one. I picked up Millie from school Monday. We needed to go to the grocery store. And so I'm like, okay. So head up to the grocery store,

stop at the stoplight before the grocery store. Bam! Rear-ended. Come on. Bam! Rear-ended. I got fucking rear-ended. Less than a month after I got my car back

from when I fucked it up, and then they took it to get it certified, and then they got into an accident. I get rear-ended again, which is still less than like six months from when Millie got rear-ended. My car's been in three accidents this year. What does everyone have against my car? I have no I fucking D, dude. I mean, my car's drivable, but it's all fucked up in the back. And I got to go through this process again where the only place that'll fix my kind of car,

they still get certified by BMW, is 40 minutes away. And you got to go down there and take the car to them, and then they'll evaluate it. And then they won't let you leave it there. Then you got to go back home and wait two weeks. And I'm in that process again. And I was so fucking excited to be done and have a fucking healthy car again to now immediately be starting at scratch all over again. I still haven't even been able to still go through insurance.

I still haven't even been able to take it to get evaluated to see how much it's going to cost to repair. I'm so fucking done with this life. Oh, my God. That is an endless stream of shit. This might be the worst week ever on face that we've heard from you. It's like Groundhog's Day, man. I just I don't know.

I don't know. And I'll be honest with you. There's a little bit. There's a little bit of joy in here in your misery, Gav. And it probably would have felt a little better if Andrew had hearing your misery, Gav. And it probably would have felt a little better if Andrew had something bad happen too. Because then it's like, you know,

misery loves company. Yeah. I'm a pretty miserable guy. But, uh, God. Now I'm just imagining you in the front seat of your smashed-in car with your head in your hands.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just like... Did it hurt? Uh, no. I was...

I mean, I had a headache or millie had a headache i had a sore neck but but it was fine was this sound that was nothing twat on their phone no i felt so bad it was one of like i'm pretty sure it was one of millie's high school classmates she was a kid she was she was really sweet and terrified and i felt bad for her i ended up trying to comfort her i'm like listen this is your first is your first accident. And she's like, and I'm like, is it your car or your parents' car? She's like, it's my car. My parents pay for it.

And I'm like, that's okay. And then she's like, you know, I'm like, you're not hurt. I'm not hurt. We can both drive away. This is like, if you're going to get into an accident, this is the first accident to get into. Yeah, don't worry.

My car gets rear-ended once a month. This happens to me six, seven times a year, apparently. Yeah, sign my book of people who have re-rendered me this year. This is my car wreck book. Just read a little note maybe. I'll be honest with you guys. I'm feeling kind of defeated right now.

I love the idea of a hotel guest book for your car. It's just like a bunch of blank lines and you just get people to sign in every time they hit you. I think it's a problem of space, though. There's no book big enough that can fit the volume that Jeff gets hit. We're going to constantly

be needing new paper. All these dates and names. There are demolition derby vehicles that have had less impact than your car, Gavin. It is ridiculous. My car has been hit through no fault of its own three times this year.

Three fucking times this year. How is that possible? That's a lot. That's an excessive amount. Yeah, it's like we're magnetized to assholes. So anyway. That sucks.

That's my update. So to put a positive spin, you're back in your room. Yeah, I slept in my own bedroom last night. It was wonderful. And the room is fucking gorgeous. I'll send you guys a picture. It looks like you'll love to see it. Let's see a picture, like a post-shelf picture.

Yeah, here you go. Let me see if I took any. I did. Okay, here. Oh, that looks so cool. Yeah, that's worth it. Is that the best picture that Jeff has ever taken? It looks like, honestly, a photo of a five-star hotel room.

But that is like the executive suite. Yeah. Did you take that photo? I did. I did. I did. That's what happens when I try to take a photo. I will say I'm genuinely impressed by your photo taking skills here.

That's an incredible photo. It's a great photo. It's a wide lens? Yeah, it's on the 0.5 or whatever. The only thing is I didn't take the laundry off the little bench in front of the bed before I took it. So you can see some dirty laundry there. But I was just excited to have laundry. Anyway, so that's what my bedroom looks like.

I don't know if you can really see the stuff on the walls, but it's all painted the same color. The ceiling's painted the same color. Yeah. It is worth it. It is worth it. Oh, it's totally worth it. I'm scrolling up to the photo you took before. It looks like an entirely different room. It's amazing how much of an impact those choices

you did made. I'm real jazzed. That's awesome. Yeah, it looks great. Thank you so much. And thank you to the fleet of people that were required to do that, like the seven different companies or whatever we had to hire.

Yeah, I mean, you know, that part's nice. At least now I'm convalescing in my bed and my space, and I do appreciate that. Also, man, this fucking... First off, a lot of people coming... A lot of people approaching me this week

telling us we owe Andrew's mom an apology. We record these pretty far in advance, FYI. We had already recorded the follow-up episode to this when last week's episode hit, the extra medium and the end cap episode hit. So Andrew and I both had already changed our minds and agreed with Gavin in the previous... The audience hasn't even heard the episode yet. And we've definitely apologized to Andrew's mom at this point. Boy, we're getting hammered pretty hard. And also, it turns out nobody agreed with us.

Everybody's on Gavin's side. Almost everybody is on Gavin's side. Someone came up with their own grid, just from my description, and it's pretty much the exact same as mine except vertical, and it looks nicer. Eric, you must be livid. Yeah, Gavin, got to say I'm not thrilled.

I mean, it's really shocking when you're right, you know you're right, and then you have to like really put into perspective how many people can be wrong in the world at one time uh it's really kind of sad i feel sad for them uh frankly embarrassed for them that they would be this wrong um i think that's really kind of what it boils down to is uh you know you got got to get out there and do your best every day. You know, it's a team effort and, you know, it's not an individual thing. It's just, you know, you can't let the chatter get to you. You have to go out and just play the game the best that you can and do

what you can every time. But have you thought about maybe just opening the mind, maybe seeing what all the fuss is about yeah yeah again gavin it's like i said um it's you gotta get out there and you can't let the naysayers and detractors get at you you know you gotta go out there and do what you know is best and and do what you believe in your heart and uh and just play the game you know how uh that's i think that's the important part we i by the way last week you were saying how, because we obviously threw this in the merch chat for discussion, and you were saying that the only person who agreed with me in there was Maxi.

Right. But that actually wasn't the case. Right. It's pretty sad to see. You know, again, I got to go out and say it's pretty sad to see how many people are wrong, how many people you've respected in your life. And, again, there's a lot of chatter, and there's a lot of people saying a lot of things but it's not up to them uh you know it's um it's

just uh frankly it's tough it's tough when you think that uh everyone's got your best interests at heart and they don't and uh they're wrong the whole time so it's pretty rough sometimes sometimes it happens with your own family like when your wife says so what's this extra medium thing and then you explain it and she goes no and then and now you're betrayed you know just on like a marital level so it's um it's difficult uh what we skipped by in in the merch chat last week was we we said that maxi agreed with me of course but also tony wrote uh extra medium i guess would be mathematically exactly the measurement between small and large right yeah and he and he'd be wrong about that which is really like the tough part of the whole thing you know what i mean is that you know because we like leave it up to yeah that's the thing we like tony and and it's really hard just to see him be that

wrong uh the whole time especially from a merch standpoint you know what i mean like this is the guy we're trusting with the face with the face brand yeah you know what you know what's great about this conversation we've had it four times no it's it gives me a unique perspective of this is what it must have been like to listen to me say i never said i would eat a pencil is what just happened to watch somebody just be so clearly wrong and everybody being against it but an unwillingness to move in the slightest this has been a great exercise for me what a what a crazy time that was in your defense eric can i say in commiseration and i've said this before and i'll say it again

i feel dirty. I don't like what's happened. I don't like that my opinion has changed. I feel like there's something wrong in me that makes me agree with Gavin. And I don't respect Gavin or his opinions. So it's really, it sucks, dude. I'm not doing good internally just trying to get over this. I get what you're saying, that it's like on a personal level.

You know, now just imagine that's just like a million fold where you just have to see that in everyone else. And you're embarrassed, frankly, for all of those people. And it's really sad for them to live in a world where that's what they think extra medium is nick said this is eric's pencil but he doesn't have to eat a shirt it's true i never committed to eating anything and i think that's probably what's gonna let me off here it sounds as though if i'd have asked anyone else at the company for an extra medium i would have been given a medium so i really you know unlucked out with who i asked and i think that's the solace that i have in all of this is that people go right but it's gavin why did he ask that way

and i'm like right no i understand oh man speaking of does it do i guess it's come out at this point i hope yes it is we'll have the the premiere will, I mean, at the point of this recording, it's tomorrow, but, um, it'll, the first two episodes will be out by the time this episode is out. Um, so we'll take a break and then record some more. We had a great meeting to come up with like the rest of the season, like a great meeting about that. So I'm excited to do more. Does it do? Yeah, it was, it felt like maybe a preview of, uh, of what office day is going to be like tomorrow,

because tomorrow's our first office day as well. And it was me, Eric, and Andrew. Gavin didn't show for some reason. But we went through... It was on your calendar, I assume. When was that? Tuesday, we did the meeting? It was Tuesday from 1 to 2.

It was on his calendar. Yeah, we talked about it in the last recording. We scheduled it and everything. You were there. But it was like one of the most fruitful meetings we've ever had. We went through all the products for the rest of the season,

and we came up with all the props and all the tests and everything. And I was excited about Does It Do before just with the idea of it when I came up with it. And then I was really excited after we filmed the first two episodes, more so episode two than one, because I thought two was stronger. But I'm way more excited now because the stuff that like

that we were coming up with together was so much better it's so funny i'm really excited to get back in there and film again so that meeting has haunted me uh in an unexpected way jeff yeah i talked to gavin that evening okay And I talked to him about the meeting and I said, we had a meeting today. We're talking about things for the show. How it do? And then he corrected me and I was so embarrassed and I'm still living in that embarrassment.

I haven't stopped thinking about the fact that I said how it do as the show named it. Yeah, that's the question you ask after does it do comes out yeah yeah oh it was so bad i feel so bad about it what was going on with your brain there i don't know maybe i think there's a graphic in the first one or how it works me i don't know it was just my brain was somewhere else yeah i don't know i don't know where it was but it was

bad it was an embarrassing moment that i haven't been able to stop thinking about how it do well i haven't thought about it since 10 seconds after you said it but i'm glad it's been a morning yeah it's i knew i know it's one of those literally it's all i've been thinking about for two days constantly how it do what an idiot so tomorrow is our uh is our office day first office day is everybody gonna show up or is everybody gonna be there what time is it i mean right now we were gonna hit baseballs from 10 to 12 but now we're not so we can just move it and go noon to four or we can do 11 to four i mean we have we have like some space to play.

But I'm free for it's my whole day. I have my whole day marked off for it. When I was like, is everybody going to? I was more it was very pointedly focused at Gavin. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, I'm free after 11. OK, awesome. That's very exciting.

All right. I will I will make an adjustment to the calendar invite. Fantastic. I'm excited. I don't know what's what to the calendar invite. Fantastic. I'm excited. I don't know what that's going to bring, but I'm excited for it. Did you guys see this image on Instagram the other day? Emily showed it to me. I sent it in the Slack.

There's a naked person in the background. I mean, I think it's somebody who's probably wearing shorts, but somebody sent it to the face Instagram, and it's, uh, somebody named Elizabeth. And, uh, it appears that they got a go, go now tattoo on their finger, which that's awesome. We were so excited about,

uh, Emily, me, uh, Tamara and go, go now. Joey, uh,

are all going to go get that tattoo. We're all going to go get that tattoo on our fingers together, uh, to commemorate the event. And we're pretty excited. Are you going to do it on the same finger? Yeah, I think so. I got room there. You think so? I feel like it should be on the index. I was going to say, yeah, like a

pointer finger. It should be the finger that you point. It's like get a point. Go now. Go here, pointing here. Yeah, I can do that. That's a good point. Well, maybe they were looking to hide it a little bit more. That's fair. I'm all about... I mean, there's no hiding my tattoos. So, yeah, I'll get it on my index finger for sure.

That's a great point. Was is that the middle finger that they did it on? I think so, because I respect that, too, I guess. Like, go, go now. Fuck yourself. Yeah, that's that's the way I read it. Yeah, exactly. I really like it on the middle finger.

Maybe keep it in the middle. Good point. I think no matter what finger you put it on, it works. It's a great it's a fantastic tattoo. Anyway, so I just wanted to shout out to Elizabeth for getting that tattoo and just so you know, we're all going to rip off your tattoo and get it ourselves too.

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that somebody could have this happen to them. It was a fascinating, it was a few days ago just a normal night i got a call from my mom she said hi uh there's something wrong with the tv can you come can you come fix this i was like well what's going on what's wrong because i assume if it's broken to the point where she's calling i'm assuming i'm not going to be able to fix it because she's not tech savvy but it's not you know it's an extreme call yeah she's like i don't want to talk about this over the phone you have to come over here you have to fix this oh no and i said

okay so i went to her place and i look at the tv and as soon as i look at the tv i'm greeted with an image of the vancouver child kicker skateboard in my closet and I'm I'm thinking like what how did what is going on how did this happen I was expecting it to just be like a pixel issue why is a photo I took on this television and so I said what were you doing on on the TV and she said I was watching disney plus i said okay so you're on and then i put all the pieces together what had happened was for christmas i bought her an amazon fire stick because she wasn't able to watch disney plus and she wanted to watch only murders in the building so she watches disney plus through the fire stick i got an email maybe like two or three

months ago from amazon saying hey we have like amazon photos if you use our app we'll give you a 15 gift card so i signed up for that and when i signed up it immediately just transferred all of my camera roll onto their service oh and so so then i'm piecing together oh so so this is so it's my camp it must be the amazon photo thing so i said how did this happen she said well i got up to use the bathroom and i came back and all these photos were on the screen and the first photo that appeared when she came back was a photo of my driver's license because i guess i took a photo to sign up for like a medical app or like a covid thing in the past, right? To like send in a government ID to register for it.

She thought that her TV was like hacked by anonymous. She thought that this was a deep. That's why she didn't want to tell me over the phone. She thought it was like an enemy of the state. Like somebody had hacked. Yeah, she was convinced because it was like all these personal photos. And I have never been more relieved that my camera roll was filled with just things that make me laugh because I could just see in my head for certain people how disastrous this could have been. So I sorted it out.

I turned off the screensaver mode for it, went into Amazon Photos, got rid of my camera roll, deleted everything but i just a warning to people if you have amazon photos and there's somebody in your life that is using your amazon account through a stick or whatever just be aware just be cautious because that can be that could be such a bad scenario for people catastrophic for you it could have been disastrous we we have that we have one of those little like uh amazon like alexa TV things in the kitchen. And we set that up so that we could put... Emily wanted to put photos of the dogs and stuff. Well, dog now. And stuff in there.

And when she left, after the first day she set it up, I just filled it with pictures of her sleeping with her mouth open that I've taken from trips and stuff. So then she did the same. So now if you ever come to my house, just look at the screensaver on the Amazon because it's just us fucking with each other, trying to one up each other with more embarrassing.

Oh, that's fantastic. Oh, that's great. Well, I'm glad Gene Hackman's not trying to hack your mom. Is that a good movie? Enemy of the State? Yeah, I haven't seen it in such a long time. I mean, I haven't seen Hackman's not trying to hack your mom. Is that a good movie? Enemy of the State? Yeah. I haven't seen it in such a long time. I mean, I haven't seen it since it came out, but I remember enjoying it.

Were you having to quickly think of all the stuff in your camera roll? Like the moment you saw that on there, were you just like in a panic? Like how am I? No, like I kind of, as I said, I know what my camera roll is. It's just it's 99% things that made me laugh. I know what my camera roll is. It's 99% things that made me laugh. And then the occasional picture of face merch that they're like sent to a family member or something.

Being like, look at this. This is cool. Like a boys Zimmer type thing. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was more relieved. It wasn't me processing what was there. It was the relief of knowing that there was nothing

I would be embarrassed about on that camera roll. It was a huge sense of relief. It was like winning a thing that you didn't know you entered. It was great. I just felt it was important to share. Because I could, there's so many versions. In a weird way, it was almost disappointment that it wasn't more embarrassing what was on the screen.

Because it would be a funnier story. Mine would have had a bunch of pictures of my ass bruise as I've been tracking it slowly change shape. What's the current shape? It's pretty much gone. Okay. Well, don't worry, buddy. We're filming.

Does it do again pretty soon? Can I do it from like, can I sit down? You cannot flop all over the goddamn place if you want. Yeah. You cannot flop all over the goddamn place if you want. Yeah. Every one of those spills you took was 100% self-imposed. Yep.

Oh, 100%. Real dumb. And impressively. That one where you kicked the TV, that was very good. I don't even think the bad one was in episode one. I think the bad one's in episode two. Yeah, it was in episode two. It was during the race. Yeah.

When I heard you hit, I was so convinced i was gonna turn around and see your like wrist snapped in half oh god man i've been thinking it hurts so much more after than it did at the time as well like it kind of hurt at the time because i was like but the pain went away and then just later that night i was just like i uh i've been thinking about um i've been thinking about uh getting into downhill mountain biking what no yeah yeah i've been thinking about it pretty seriously um absolutely not my that sounds like a terrible idea my therapist does downhill mountain biking and i've been thinking about it for a long time and i i got i got i got really kind of keyed up on it, the idea last week,

to the point where I was even looking at bikes. And there's a place called Spider Mountain up northwest of here that I thought I could go try that has a ski lift and stuff. And I was figuring, I'm not trying to hit 20-foot jumps or anything, but I could hit some 6, 7-foot jumps. And in my older age,

I can take the blue line down, not the black diamond or whatever. I figured I could probably handle that. Clearly, not today. I need to recover a little bit first. But I finally... I've been kind of hiding it. But I decided to admit it to Emily that I was seriously thinking about doing this and

looking to get into that. And she was like... I'm gonna show you a photo. She was like, just yesterday, I was cutting one of my client's hair and he showed me his arm and on his arm were five giant scars, like giant scars. And I asked like, what in the hell happened? He went on vacation and he went up to like, I don't know, somewhere where they have mountain biking, Zion or somewhere and decided by himself he was going to get into I don't know, somewhere where they have mountain biking, Zion or somewhere and decided by himself

he was going to get into mountain biking. Same thing as me, like dude probably in his 40s or something. Just saw some TikToks that looked cool and it was like wife was out of town or something. So he just said like, I'm going to have a trip by myself. I'm going to go up and do something I want to do.

And she showed me a photo of him above the hill smiling and waving at the selfie. And then she showed me a picture of an arm that hill smiling and waving at the selfie, and then she showed me a picture of an arm that I shit you not looked like an accordion. Oh, God. His arm was in, it went like, it went like from the elbow up like maybe three inches and then to the right and then far to the left

and then to the right and then back to the left again, and then there was a wrist. The dude broke his arm in so many different places. It was like they were doing experimental surgery to fix it because nobody had ever fucked their arm up that bad, and he was by himself, and he had to drive, I don't know, 20 miles, a car with a corneal arm to get to a hospital,

and so that's slowing me down a little bit, but yeah. I don't... Yeah, can we vote on this now? according to them to get to a hospital and so that's slowing me down a little bit but uh yeah i don't yeah can we vote on this now yeah i mean it's a unanimous no you shouldn't do this i don't get how you have a session and your entire point of session is that everything in your body is broken and the walk away point is maybe i should get into downhill mountain biking yeah i don't understand how that gets suggested. Uh, well,

it didn't get suggested. I suggested it. I see. And they're like, I do this as well. Yeah. I've known for a while, my,

my therapist, mountain bikes. Um, it's something we talk about sometimes. We both love bicycles. So it's like a common point of, of, uh,

conversation on occasion. I still think I'm still, that definitely slowed me down. That and my knee have, and my ankle have definitely slowed. No, I don still, that definitely slowed me down. That and my knee and my ankle have definitely slowed, no, I don't want a mountain bike

with my therapist. I just want a mountain bike. But I, yeah, I, I'm still considering it. I don't know. Thanks for the feedback.

I'll take it that you guys are on the fence. I want to throw some weight on this to slow you down further. So, the accordion arm guy,

right, he crashed had to drive now imagine in that drive you're gonna be in 25 car accidents from point a to point b so you need to factor that into the paint this is not you you're the least you're the least not qualified isn't the right word but you are the the like the the number one not candidate for doing this but you should have the bottom of the list. That's how I'll get through the ambulance faster. Jeff,

I want to, I want to side with you. I think you should give it a shot. Like, thanks man. Yeah, man. So we are hitting baseballs tomorrow or not? No,

I don't think so. Okay. And that was because of, Oh, I'm still pretty, I'm still okay. I honestly, so is a curb that, okay. No, I still say yes. I'm still going to go. Okay I honestly So is a curb that

Okay No I still say yes I'm still gonna go yeah Yeah but there's There's not gonna be Any curbs on the mountain You're gonna be like Jeff Kent

Is what's gonna happen You're not gonna be able To hit baseballs Because you broke your wrist Doing wheelies On a bike Like it's You're

This is a disaster Your baseball career Is being impacted by this It would be a disaster If this ended my baseball career. But to be fair, we could end up with a new bike jump stunt out of this. I think we will. Would. Will.

We'll see. I don't know. I'm not in a hurry to get back on my bike on the street right now. We could potentially watch an arm become an accordion in slow motion. I don't want to see that in slow motion. I don't either. Oh, man. My best friend in the army,

when he was in high school, he was a big skateboarder. Oh, God. Oh, no. He was filming skateboard parts with his friends when he was like 16. And he like, I don't know what he did. I don't remember what the trick was.

I think it was like a rail grinder or something. It wasn't crazy. It wasn't even down steps or anything. It was on like a flat rail. But he like, he slipped and landed wrong and he snapped his arm in half. And from about, I would say about halfway up the forearm. And so it was like, and there's a video he showed me

in the army of him screaming and holding his arm and running around in a circle, not knowing what to do while his arm was just like flopping around in every different direction uh before i guess they stopped filming oh that's terrible yeah no it's pretty gross that was um that was a mtv show when i was growing up was it scarred mtv scars scarred maybe sure it was just yeah the only thing i remember i was always too scared to watch it but i remember watching it a little bit i remember there's one where a guy was like grinding down a rail and then he fell and the rail had like a sliced lip at like the edge of it and he like

cut his ball sack open on impact like it was that was bad it's a bad show that's a show that's hard to believe that was just on TV like middle of the day. How could that be televised? I don't know. I never, I was too scared to watch it. So I don't, maybe it wasn't as graphic. Maybe it was like all they would like lead in and like explain it, but not show anything. But it was just not, it was not what I was interested in.

It's terrible. There's a line. It's where physical comedy becomes not funny at all. I feel like Wipeout is sort of the sweet spot or Jackass is maybe even better. I don't know. As soon as it's permanent. As soon as you watch something permanent happen, it's not funny to me. Yeah.

That's a weird. Maybe it shows how poor my priorities are. If I'm okay, I try to laugh immediately on impact, mainly for everybody else. Like when I fell out of that chair heart immediate laughter just because it is loud I need everyone notes okay I was telling Eric all this shit earlier in the

week we were recording one of the other podcasts and the Austin one and he told me he was like well you're gonna get I guess you're gonna get a root canal next week and let me tell you, if I don't show up for the face recording next week, it's because, this is the only way I won't show up

for the face recording next week, it's because it will be if I wake up Monday or Tuesday morning with a toothache, and I find out I do need a root canal, I'm going off the grid, and nobody will ever see me again. I'm just walking away from this life. I'm just going to walk away.

I'm going to be like the Incredible, I'm going to be like Bill Bixby at the end of an episode ever see me again. I'm just walking away from this life. I'm just gonna walk away. I'm gonna be like the Incredible Hulk. I'm gonna be like Bill Bixby at the end of an episode of the Incredible Hulk. I'm just gonna walk away and then, or like, what's his face? Carradine in Kung Fu. You'll never see me again. That's it. That's my exit from this life. I just I will quit. I will throw up on my hands and quit.

You have an appointment next week for that? For a root canal? No, I'm just saying, like, are you going to the dentist? No, I got nothing. I got nothing. Okay. So this would be completely out of left field. Yeah, no, it's just like if this trend continues, house problem, Jeff falls off his bike,

fucking rash issues, car accident, it's either fridge or root canal. And if one of the... Fridge I can live with. If root canal happens next week, that's it. I'm done. That's a wrap on Jeff. You're living several of my nightmares.

I don't know if you ever watched... Did you see The Night Of? It's an HBO miniseries. Oh, about the cab driver? Yeah, I watched that first episode. John Turturro is in that, and he plays a lawyer. It's like an eight-episode arc, and it's about this murder and

trying to figure out what happened. But there's a subplot through the entire series of he just has a rash that will not go away and it gets progressively worse with stress and it's just this commentary. I don't know how accurate it is, but it seemed like dealing with rashes just is

the worst thing ever. No creams worked. None of the pills worked just him bouncing from doctor to doctor not getting any resolution having to go to like weird uh like street vendors to find unorthodox methods of healing you're living my fear of having one of these rashes that just will not go away yeah it's fascinating It's been fascinating to observe this. Andrew and I played Halo the other night for the first time in a few months. And he said something kind of insane to me. Was this in Halo?

Was this like post podcast? I said that you'd hit like, you said you'd hit like 320,000 gamer score or something. Oh my God. Oh, are you talking about what we, this was a different, what we said after the podcast? Yeah, and he and andrew was just like i bet by the end of the year i could get and in my head i'm just filling in i'm like oh but he he thinks he can get 400 000

by the end of the year the guy says i bet by the end of the year i could hit a million what so the conversation was what i'm glad that there's a time difference between us because there are times where i have burger confidence burger confidence will often hit at around 10 30 p.m for you guys which is not i don't feel comfortable i don't want to disturb you i'm not going to text that time i had this thought where it's like i shouldn't I shouldn't maybe, I bet I could hit a million points. I should make a bet with Gavin that I could hit a million gamers. Score met like 320,000 right now. I bet you I could do this.

And then some time passed and I realized, nah, it's ridiculous. There's no way I could do it. But then, and describing to Gavin this moment of burger confidence, I re then believed that I could do it. I was back in, I was like, this seems possible. I'm going to give this moment of burger confidence I re then believed that I could do it I was back in I was like this seems possible I'm gonna

give this a go as soon as we stop recording I loaded up Paw Patrol let's get some achievements we're finalizing details it's not it's economically I think I could do it for a game has to be like six games a day every day until the end of the year yeah well it

seems like but like not even you don't need a thousand points per game necessarily i think there are so many probably like 30 minute 600 point games it's a cost issue i was willing to take the bet like if it was going to be 400 000 i would have been like yeah you know i may i may put like 500 bucks into that bet he said a million i was like i'll give you ten thousand dollars if you do that and then he was trying to he was trying to figure out what he would what he would have to do if he didn't make it and i just suggested uh run the marathon and he was like no hey like he wouldn't even want the marathon to be a part of losing so your conversation with gavin like

rehydrated your burger confidence essentially how many so we have a friend named ray who used to work with us who has a pretty pretty lofty gamer score has he hit a million yet oh he's i think he's over two million oh okay well shit maybe you can do it i found it so funny that he wasn't even the first person to hit a million gamer score

who has the name ray yeah that's pretty funny we met that other dude right yeah stallion he's great yeah he's a nice guy yeah i mean i'm inclined to believe you could do it as well it's a fucking lofty goal i think 700 700 uh fuck dude fuck four you really think you could i yeah i think you don't think you've blown through all the fast games already no because i stopped doing that like 360 era so i feel like i have all of xbox one and the current generation to work with i have a few on xbox one that are like the easy ones but you would never be able to go outside no i don't think it would be as extensive as you think there's a lot of like in an hour get a thousand point games and i haven't done the extensive research to know how many of them there are i could be so wrong and that i think there's

hundreds where there isn't but you couldn't even write 20 000 things down i don't know what that has to do with anything that's just a side fact so how much gamer score are you going to need? I'd need like 680,000. 680,000 gamer score. And what month? This is September. So you have five months to get... Well, this was... Okay, this was a week ago.

Oh, I'm sorry. Five months and a week. I've had this gamer tag since... Well, probably coming in on two decades and I've got 95,000 gamers score yeah I think you kind of suck though I suck though but still that's so much

it is a lot I thought Gavro was going to bring up what happened in Halo because Halo recently added ranked doubles and we haven't played in a very long time so I thought oh it'd be fun to do because when it came out we did ranked and that was fun so why don't we do we qualify you have to play 10 games and then get qualified for your rank uh and it was double specifically which is a new playlist

we went through the 10 games gavin your previous rank was gold for what is your current rank after playing 10 games where did it place you um can you before he answers can you just go because i haven't done it uh and i imagine a lot of the audience doesn't know what the fuck that it means what is the scale so it starts i think bronze is as low as you can go okay and it goes bronze one through five and then silver one through five so is five the highest bronze but and then five is the highest bronze and then and then silver one through five. So is five the highest bronze? Five is the highest bronze. And then it goes silver one. Silver one.

You go through that scale all the way up. I think it goes silver, gold, platinum. And then I want to say then it's onyx, right? I don't think there's a diamond. I think platinum. And then the highest level is onyx. Oh, that's a platinum. Maybe there is.

I don't remember. I think you just skipped it because you were onyx once it's a platinum maybe there is i don't remember i think you just skipped it because you were onyx once oh i i worked i my first ranking was gold four and then i slowly that was the rank it gave me after my 10 games and then i was slowly able to climb gold five and then i eventually got platinum one was the highest i've been okay and uh here's diamond and last night or the night before, I got ranked silver for. It's the most disappointed I've ever heard Gavin in my life. Yeah, I was ready for something shitty, but that made me sad.

Do you think that's because of your ankles? I don't think so. What do you ascribe your dramatic drop in Halo score to? Not very good. Do you think you've gotten worse or did people get better? I hope it's the second one. I went up one. So last time we did this, I was Platinum 1.

I got ranked platinum two so I went up one level and Gavin got dropped down an entire class I don't know if the audience is going to pick up on this but I've known Gavin for a very long time there is so much legitimate pain

in the way he said those things there was a lot of really subtle but raw raw emotion in that. This has got to be you must be crestfallen. What makes it

even funnier? I've been fucking, I'm laughing so hard I'm dying. Oh my god. Oh fuck it's so funny. What do you attribute that to? Not very good. So you're old, your body's falling apart,

and you suck at Halo. It's like we're twins. So many outs. So many outs to say like, oh, I was distracted by this or this thing happened or whatever. And it was just brass tacks. Yeah, fucking sucks.

What made it so enjoyable was the fact he had to play 10 games to get that. He had to put in so much effort to just be disappointed and insulted. Oh, man. Oh. I had to put in so much effort to just be disappointed and insulted. Oh, man. Oh. And it's my favorite game.

I love Halo. It's a great series. I was going to, as a joke, delete the game after that happened, but then I remembered it's like a 120-gig game and I really don't want to read that one. Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. It's, well, you know, the hand eye coordination

is probably not what it used to be in your body and you know the eyes they as you get older they lose a little bit of their sharpness so I gotta try and get to gold this week yeah let's try to get you there do you think that now do you do you think

a strict regimen of practice and playing will help, or would it be easier to build a time machine? Probably the second one. Yeah, that's kind of what I'm thinking, too. Probably more plausible, too. Best of luck, though. I really want Andrew to try and get a million before the end of the year, though.

I did. Financially, I was looking at, I did a little bit of research, and it seemed like some of the easiest games, the average price is like $10. So if I have to buy like 600 games, I'm looking at $6,000 minimum. What if we tried to buy someone's bulk video game collection off eBay? Like all pre-used.

I think most of these easy gamer score games never had a physical release. It's a tough thing to work around. I'm not opposed to it. I could get $400,000 uh how long could that reasonably take uh tuesday i think half a million has got to be the goal half a million yeah i think a million is impossible yeah i think a million is half a million i i would sneeze at half a million that's easy i could do that no problem yeah and if you don't you have to run the marathon no i mean we never said that that was pretty i mean that was off the table before so wait

i feel a legitimate bet forming i think yeah i agree there's some half a million half a million gamer score by january 1st uh 2023 okay you are at what right now? I'm at like 328,000. So you need, you need to get roughly, uh, 180,000. Oh, that's easy. Oh, it's so easy. Between now and, which is the equivalent of a, how does that 180 games? He has 329,621 currently. So you have to, you have to a hundred percent% roughly 200 games to do this. Yeah.

In five months. Oh, that's so easy. Now, Gav, what are you prepared? Surely you're not going for the full 10,000 for such a paltry gamer score as 500, half a million. What are you prepared to pony up? What was fair? Probably like 1,000?

He's going to do it, though. What if it's not money? What if it's something... I don't know. What do you think, Andrew? I mean, what was fair? Probably like a thousand. Oh, he's going to do it though. He's, hmm. What if it's not money? What if it's something? I don't know. What do you think, Andrew? I have no idea. I feel weird about the I'm not going to request money. I do think it's funny that we cut it in half and you cut the amount by 90%. That was a fascinating move.

Well, I was basing it on, I thought I would give 500 to 400,000 and then you went 500, 000 so i just doubled it um i don't know i did offer rights to my gamer tag he said i could pick his new game attack if he doesn't yeah i can't change it unless that was something i put up now that's interesting see i don't like that i don't like the money angle i like it's better if it's punishment or something like that yeah why don't we keep money out of it? I have to do something if you do it and you have to let me change your game attack

if you don't. Well then it becomes, I don't know. We'll think about it. We'll see if we can think of something. Alright, we're in the early stages of this. There might be something here. What if Gavin, if you do it, Gavin can only wear large shirts for

two months. No. Oh, that's pretty good. No. That's pretty good. No, it's not. If I'm buying 180 games. And he has to take a photo in a large shirt and send it to you every day to prove that he's in a large shirt.

No. Dude. That's not worth it. I think you're underestimating how miserable that's going to make Gavin specifically. Probably. Yeah. I just don't. That's not a trade. I think you're underestimating how miserable that's going to make Gavin specifically. Probably. Yeah, I just don't. That's not a trade I would make. Okay.

Well, listen, we can keep working behind the scenes to figure this out. Maybe we can come up with a solution by next episode recording. But you're running...

The clock is ticking while we figure out what the rewards slash punishments will be. How long have you had Andrew Panton as a game attack? 2008. Okay. It's been a while long time quite a long time i would never personally change it well you better uh you better get half a million gamerscore then i can't believe that i'm gonna end both of these fucking recordings rushing to play paw patrol that's the the shock of the year

what so you're already going to be starting before you decided to bet? We talked about that the previous time because as Jeff said, I'm running low. No, but I said under the assumption that this will be a thing, I need to start getting reps in. I'm running out of time. We're now in Q4. Is that

right? Oh, no, that's not true. That's not right. Next month. Next month's Q4. Okay. Maybe it starts q4 maybe yeah we'll work it out we'll figure it out i think there's something here good deal i think maybe something in person like maybe gavin has to deliver something to your door or i don't know that doesn't that doesn't move the needle for me gavin having to leave america get on a plane go all the way to canada with his busy to then like, I don't know, clean your bathroom or something? I ain't thinking it that way. It's an incredible

inconvenience and imposition to him. Let me buy a hazmat suit and I'll get around that. I'll schedule a lunch. And then I'll get a great, I'll get a miss, a guilt basket. Eric really wants us to stop talking. He's told us to wrap up 30 times.

So we should probably do that Thank you for listening to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast number 120 Tune in next week If there's no podcast It's because I walked away Bye Don't walk away

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