Regulation Podcast - A Grown Up Fall//Garfield Champ is Still The Champ [15]

Episode Date: September 9, 2020

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a toenail update, Andrew eating pencils, an update on Andrew's rogue store, and more. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Sponsored by Mack Weldon. For 20% off your first order, visit http://mackweldon.com/face and enter promo code face. Also sponsored by RTX. RSVP for RTX at http://rtxevent.com and follow @RTXEvent on Twitter for more info and updates! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I've been thinking a lot about the Giannis headbutt thing. Yeah, just like how weird sports culture is. Like the idea that you could headbutt somebody at the place you work and then be told like, nah, he's going to be out Thursday. He'll be back for like a one day suspension for a headbutt for people to be like yeah we all agree you headbutted this guy your penalty is you can't show up to work on thursday you'll be back friday but you gotta take a day what do you what do you think the punishment should be for a headbutt it should be a lot of

money and you probably should miss a couple games i think a few games is fair from when uh zidane headbutted that guy in the World Cup final? Yes, I do. What trouble did he get into? He got red-carded, right? Yeah, he got sent off. I'm not sure if you get fined in the World Cup, actually. I don't know. Maybe, well... In Premier League, you get a fine that barely registers

in your bank account, and like two weeks off. Yeah, it's similar in the NBA. You'll get like a $25,000 fine, which is a lot of money unless you make $35 million a year. I think more sports should use cards. The red card should be universal.

Yeah. It's fun. Across all sports. I'd like to see one happen in tennis or something. Well, I mean, the NBA has it with Texan flagrants. They just don't have the flourish of slinging out a yellow or red color while they do it

you know I think they should instead of cards they should be those gender reveal powder bomb things that just get hurled at the players head I've been watching this video of a man who looks and sounds a lot like Ed Asner masturbating and then getting fucked in the ass

by another man who also looks like Ed Asner. Is this like a hobby? No, it's just a video online and it was on your mom's house and I just can't stop watching it. I don't know why.

You watching gay porn? Kind of, yeah. It's just like a dude looking at the camera going, don't be stingy now, Mark. Can you explain to me how it's only kind of? Well, I'm not watching it for the sexual gratification. I'm watching it because it's fucking funny. Gavin, does that make it less gay porn? No, I feel like if there was some really funny gay porn

and I watched it for the lols, it's gay porn. I also think it's sweeter than porn. I think that there's some love there. There can be love in porn. Yeah, I just, that's true. That's true. Now that Mike's here, should we do an episode? Yeah, you should start the episode now.

Don't be stingy now, Gavin. Do we have to do the intro? What episode is, does anybody know what episode this is? I could not remember. This is 15. How do you know that? Are you keeping count? No, wait, wait, no, no. I don't think it is fifth wait because the the sunny jergensen photo yeah that

was wrong that was wrong i listened to that episode today that episode was 13 okay yeah that the instagram called 14 uh which makes that even funnier i think what's funny is it also in that episode I announced it as episode 11 face 3 2 1 go show yeah there you go wait wait 3 3 2 where's the one no I was doing it like they do it they doing like broadcasts where you don't say the one cuz it might don't they do the hand gesture I did the hand gesture well how is that helpful to us well just imagine we do it. Okay. Okay, let's do it again.

All right. All right. Quiet on set. All right. Three, two. That was a good hand gesture. That was really good. You acknowledged the hand gesture, just making it pointless.

I might as well have said one. No, it was so good, I wanted to acknowledge it. I want to give you credit where credit is due. I'm a big believer in giving credit where credit is due. I mean, Jeff didn't come in with the intro. I feel like he maybe didn't imagine the gesture. I thought Andrew was doing the intro this episode. Why would I do the intro? You were

talking a lot. Do you want a recount? It's a fucking podcast. What do you mean? You seemed invested with the energy of the beginning, and so I just assumed you were taking the lead. No. Never. Well, we can do it again if you want. I just assumed you were taking the lead. No. Oh, well,

we can do it again if you want. I'll count you in. All right. Three, two. Hello. And welcome to episode 15 of why, why didn't I see that? That's the most obvious stupid thing in the world.

Oh, man. I'm going to crawl up my own ass. We're like three minutes in at this point. I'm fucking dumb. This pandemic has made me stupid. I still don't think we need the intro. What do you mean, Andrew? I don't think we need an intro to the podcast.

I don't think it's necessary. The intro is routinely half the episode. Thanks to you, we don't have one again. Once again, we don't have one. No, we just did one. What do you mean? Every time an intro starts, I mean, obviously I tried to sabotage it, but with you sabotaging it too, it definitely doesn't get pushed through. And now we're four minutes in without an intro. We definitely said the name of the show. I just don't know. Why do we need an intro? Who needs an intro? What's the point?

I still don't know what the point of the intro is. Why do you say hello to somebody when you pick up the phone? It's for people who acknowledge the start of the thing. They get told about the show. They're not going to start with episode one. Episode one is usually always ropey, no matter what the podcast. Ours definitely was. And then you want to hear who's on it.

As if it's the first one then you might go back if you like it you might continue to go forwards but every episode andrew needs an intro i don't feel i mean i feel like we say our names through the thing and every pot doesn't even with podcasts with intros it takes like eight episodes to figure out who's who it always takes a while the intro doesn't help in that way. We all sound quite different. We're from three different nations. No, that's true. I'm not gonna, yeah, that's fair. I just, I don't, I don't know.

I don't feel like a traditional intro is necessary. I feel like it's kind of like everyone does it because that's what people do. But I don't think it's needed. It's like how people punt in football. What if, what if, how about, how about this? Well, people, okay, let me clarify, because Gavin's very confused. No, you, please clarify.

Statistically, it's better to always go on fourth, but nobody does it because everybody punts. How is that statistically better to go on fourth? If you do the math, listen, there's a high school coach who never punted. If the ball's on your 30-yard line. Listen, I didn't create math. I didn't invent it. I'm just reporting the facts as they are. How is this relevant to the intro?

My point is, Eric, every show has an intro because every other show has an intro. There's no actual need for the intro. Are you saying you want me to start the countdown from four? I'm not opposed to it. How about this? How about next week, Andrew, episode 16, we try it your way? I feel like we did it last week my way, and it wasn't my way at the time.

It just happened. And it went very well. That episode hasn't aired yet, so let's wait and see audience feedback. His way is how we've done the last three, and they've been terrible. What do you mean? Well, the last one didn't have an intro. This one didn't. 40% of the episode is arguing about the intro.

This one definitely had an intro. I would disagree with that one. I refuse to put this conversation's runtime into the total runtime of the episode. The people are getting ripped off with our constant meetings about the intros and outros in the episode, and now we're at like eight minutes without an intro. What if we did a full episode just about the intro? That'd be pretty good. We can't. We can't. We had half an episode

about a hat, Andrew. We can't. I thought that was pretty good. Let's have... That's something to work toward. Maybe for our one-year anniversary, it could be the intro episode. I disagree, though. This one definitely had an intro. Okay.

You're crazy if you think this one did. Wait, you disagree that it had an intro? No, disagree that it did not have an intro. This definitely had an intro. Okay. Maybe it was in there. Maybe I just didn't, maybe I missed it.

The show name was definitely said. Gavin definitely stepped on it, that's for sure. Oh, man. Definitely stepped on it. That's for sure. Oh, man. A little bit of housekeeping since we're started. Wanted to let everybody know, if you aren't aware of it yet, there is an official now.

We've determined the need. We talked about it previously. There's an official an official face podcast instagram that you can go and uh subscribe to if you would it's just uh i guess if i say the name it's going to get bleeped and you won't know if the bleep is a part of the name it's okay i can can i can i spell our name does that work yeah you can spell it it's f u c k f a c e p o. That's our Instagram. And it's rich with pictures, I assume, of burgers and drawings of round-faced men looking up at the heavens. Speaking of drawings.

And the God that smote them. Yeah. I've gotten a lot. People have sent me a lot of drawings based on the discussion of the episode. I'm going to share a few here. lot people have sent me a lot of drawings based on the discussion of the episode i'm gonna share a few here i feel like oh this is a very uh definitive case here's here's one oh yeah they totally got it yeah they got it they nailed it oh look another person who absolutely understood

what i was talking about here's the third one You've got your nose where the hair should be. You've got your mouth in the middle, and you've got your standard ears. Exactly. Prove to me that these aren't professional artists. For all I know, for all I know, that can be Damien Hirst on the other end

of one of those notepads. Obviously, world-renowned, oh, look, another, I can't even imagine who that is, is that like Neckface? Some famous street artist maybe? Is that Banksy? Probably I'll be honest, I showed

the discussion to Meg my very wonderful girlfriend and I basically told her, I played her the bit where Andrew was describing the points that need to be included in the photo and I asked her you know, if she can picture what that is and she's like absolutely i've got that in my head i and then i showed her jeff's ones and she honestly thought something was wrong with you jeff

well look you can judge for yourself because they're up it's the second post on on the face pod on instagram and you they're And you can even rank them there. It's got my three photos and Gavin's one. There's no need to rank them. I just Googled it and I got taken. Oh, that's not ours. We couldn't get just F*** Face? Nah, we can't.

But we got F*** Face pod. That's good enough. Okay, yeah. And by the time this comes out, there'll be a bunch of fucking pictures of just monstrous McDonald hamburger patties sandwiched in between sad, struggling buns. And God knows what else.

We've got basket weaving on there. We've got grills. We've got... Wait, this isn't the right one either. This is another one. Okay. It's only got two posts. Sorry.

I was looking at the one that actually came up first in the search was podcast, which isn't us, but it is all the stuff. Pod. Wow. That's the second result. Yeah.

We're not even first. We're new to the game. We've got to work on those subscribers so that we rock it to the top of our own search. Oh, also, uh, rocket to the top of our own search oh also uh i'm excited about it though because it's going to allow us to put we talk about so much stuff visually that then we share on discord that you know then maybe eventually at some point finds its way onto a twitter or somewhere you know or reddit so it's cool that we have a place to kind of coalesce and put it all there i don't know who's running it or anything, but they seem pretty hilarious.

Great job so far. Kudos to them, whoever that person is. How many shows use this Discord for their podcasts? Oh, I don't know. That's an Eric question. Two? Okay, just two. I was kind of hoping it was more just the concept

that people would see these images without any context is wonderful. Just like the nightmare of burgers and up faces and a lot of good stuff here. It's true. It's a repository of many wonderful things that taken out of context are very bizarre. Oh, one other piece of housekeeping while we're starting off. I mentioned that we have that Instagram thing. And then the other thing is we've kind of gotten away from it but uh at at some point in this podcast it's also about creating the ultimate

face collection and currently it it exists uh we have two items in it we have the billy ripken face card and we have cool coolio's daredevil actor card autographed which is funny because he was cut from the movie, but they still put his autograph in. And until this moment, Andrew Patton has been the only person on earth to have a complete face collection. But I'd like to draw your attention to the discord.

You got both photo, which will also be on the discord or on the aforementioned Instagram account. I am now the proud owner of a Coolio Daredevil 2003 movie card. No way. Yeah, I bought a box immediately when Andrew talked about it.

We were talking about it the other day. I think there were like 10 or 12 boxes on eBay. I bought one that day. It ended up being in Australia. It never showed up. Then like a month ago, I just got a cancelled order. So I went to buy another one and there

were no more boxes available anywhere. We couldn't buy them anywhere. So Andrew and I think we may have unintentionally inflated the demand for the Coolio cards. But I finally caught a box and then I was reading about it and you don't have a very good chance of getting an autograph at all. That's a good pull. And

it was like the sixth pack of cards I opened, Coolio Autograph, which tells me- You must have been stoked. I was so fucking excited. I was so happy. I rubbed it in Andrew's face immediately, and it just put me further into the idea- I know you do, buddy, and now we both do,

that we're on the right path here with this face collection thing. So there are now two people on Earth that I'm aware of, at least with the name Andrew or Jeff that own both of those cards. You need to get in

on this Coolio action, Gavin. Yeah. There's one box left. You've got mine. There's only one. You have mine. What do you mean

I have yours? That was what I was meant to get. I don't understand what you're saying. Because I won Hamburger Bet number one, and when are

you going to put your Coolio one in a safe? Oh, yeah, but you never responded. So that deals off the table. Well, come on now. You missed it. You had a chance. Go buy a box.

Go buy the last box in existence. I'm going to buy a pallet. So there's still only two items in the official face collection? So far that I'm aware of they are andrew and i talked about um we've been talking about it a lot a lot offline and i don't know if we want to force it but there's a bunch of funny stuff we could do like there's this dude that andrew found a hockey player you could tell the story better andrew if we haven't already the dude that got traded for a bus yeah there's this guy that got traded to another team in exchange for a bus because the team he was currently playing for needed it to travel to other arenas

and for the rest of his career his nickname was bussy for like every team he played and that's just wonderful uh so i think he is definitely in consideration so andrew sent me on ebay canada uh or amazon canada i had to change my country to view it some uh pack of hockey cards that may or Andrew sent me on eBay Canada or Amazon Canada. I had to change my country to view it. Some pack of hockey cards that may or may not have a bussy in it, so I bought it. I have no idea if and when the package will show up from Canada, but I'm very excited to get a bussy. That's a great card. You couldn't write that.

What an unfortunate thing to be known for. So sad. also like zero control by him like that's just a fate that was dealt like he can't pick if he gets traded or not i had a thing happen to me the other night that i feel like no one would ever write because it would have to have happened just so you could have that idea but i i feel i filled my water bottle it's like a it's not a thermos but it's like a metal one to keep it cold and i dropped it in my bedroom and it was full so it made like an awful clang on the floor it was like and then a bunch of black shit went everywhere like spread across the floor and i was like what and i was like what happened because the the drink thing

is blue and i was like there wasn't anything black on this. And I realized that the drink flask had landed on my pair of shorts, but on the, on the button for the fly, which was a black plastic button. And it just shattered it all across my bedroom floor. I was, I've never been so confused. And I was like, no one would ever come up with that. That would have have to happen. You would never just come up with,

oh yeah, he dropped his drink on his trousers, but it exploded. It's like the worst trick shot of all time. Yeah, and I've got to throw the shorts away. I guess I could use a spare button. I was going to ask if you're going to replace the button or if you're going to chuck the shorts. I probably won't chuck the shorts.

I'll probably keep them for slow filming if I get messy. It's been my experience that you hold on to clothes longer than just about anybody I've ever met. Here's my thing with that. If they still function, like if a pair of shorts still does what it's supposed to do, and that, in my opinion, is to cover my anus and penis, right? Yeah. They work. No, totally. If they're ripped or if they're covered in paint or they've got some faded old oil stain on them,

they still are perfectly functional and I will not throw them away. I just maybe won't wear them to a fancy restaurant. I think it's to be applauded. I mean, what was the first year

you came and stayed with me? Do you remember what year? Like 2000? 2006? Was it really that long ago? Yeah. Okay, well, maybe not then,

but I guarantee you, in 2008, in my house, you wore wearing shorts or a t-shirt that I've seen you wear in the last six months. Oh, absolutely. It's cool, man. You probably own more... I don't see how that makes any sense,

but okay. Yeah, it was a good bleep. Yep, yep. Oh, we have a system for that. You should have, like, gave me a notification. I could have the show name. Oh. Remember, we could weaponize the show name.

We should have coordinated that. That's a good one. Yeah. You're our live censorship. I am, and I'm always late or early. I've never hit it once. I was terrible at it. Have you had anything happen to you that no one would come up with in a script?

Oh, literally this morning. Yeah. I feel like that's your life, to be honest. It's gonna be hard to even articulate, and it's not like a... Well, it's just a weird thing. The first thing I did this morning was I woke up, I went to use the bathroom, and then I immediately face

planted. I did right on my face. Just face first to the ground why it's great My foot got caught on a towel and it started to slide My foot was sliding left, and I was starting to go into like a splits position, and I am NOT James Brown I'm not ready for that so I tried to like push I tried to lean forward to try to counter the splits and I fell and I just landed face-first On my bathroom floor that was the start of my day Try to counter you tried to counter side-to-side movement by leaning forwards. Yeah

Well, what like I wasn't prepared. This is a panic move Gavin I tried to reach for my bathtub to regain balance and I just want face-first into the floor in the burn that was in the bathroom bathroom yeah I feel like I've seen people slip in bathrooms in movies and on TV I feel like I feel like you could come up with first no but face first like nothing else hitting first it's impressive to fall face first in your bathroom tripping on a towel. How did you not chip a tooth? I like landed kind of nose at forehead. It was a comedic face first fall. You're totally fucking fine, but I try to eat

some saltwater taffy and half my face falls out. That's really unfair. Did you ever see the movie Skyfall where the Bond villain takes out his false jaw and all this face like caves in? That's what I'm imagining happened to Jeff after. So, uh, I guess that woke you up.

Yeah, that was a great start to the day. It was awesome. It was one of those things where, like, the odds sort of like your button. Like, when you start a fall standing upright and it's very slow it's not a fast fall this is a slow fall the land face first statistically not very likely there's something very disappointing about falling as an adult like as a kid it's like flash fell again

but now it's like as you start a fall it's like seriously am going to be falling right now? Am I going to fall down in my 30s? Sure am. And it's actually disappointing. And falling as an adult, it feels very different than falling as a kid. It's hard to shake off a grown-up fall. It's true. I used to love to fall. I miss falling.

I fucking, dude, I tried to, I changed the position of the seat in my car and I may have to have surgery now. Like, I have to get a fucking MRI tomorrow morning because I tried to, I thought I slouched too much and I thought I'd change my posture. So for two months I sat up straight and now my shoulder's eating itself, and I may have to get it fucking surgically repaired. I've been in physical therapy for almost four months, and the fucking progress report is, yeah, it's not working.

We might have to repair it. All I did was sit up. That can't be what did it. Well, I don't know what else it would have been. The only other thing I can even think of that could have possibly contributed to it is when I had to climb 120 feet in the air with that rope and I couldn't move my arm for two weeks after. Which coincides with around the time that the problem started.

But probably coincidence. No, I think you're definitely right. It's just from sitting upright. I think you're sitting upright too much. It didn't start hurting and then cause all this until i sat up that was the fucking catalyst jeff have you ever had any things happen that no one would write would write do you think your saltwater taffy incident would count for that no i don't think that would count i here here's yeah i mean i feel like my life for a very long time was a series of small moments like that. And I was actually sitting here listening to you talk about your button story and Andrew doing the James Brown face plant splits.

And thinking about how kind of happy I am that I feel like the universe has let me pass that torch on to other people. And that shit, like that shit doesn't happen to me like it used to. the universe has let me pass that torch on to other people. And that shit doesn't happen to me like it used to. I can think of a million instances. I can think of one. One of my favorite is you were there for was I do that thing where I can take a bottle cap and I can snap my fingers with the bottle cap at the edge of my fingers and I can like zing it across the room and I can make it go pretty far and I can make it hit. I can make it hurt you if I hit you hard, like in the face.

Yeah, that's true. And one time we were in my kitchen, this is probably like what, 2010 or 11, Gav? And I flicked one at you and it zinged off to the side and it hit the countertop in such a way that it bounced back and hit me in the forehead and embedded into my forehead and cut me open and was hanging out of my fleshy uh head while it was bleeding in the span of three seconds it bounced off the counter and then bounced up off the wall behind the counter and then just straight back into his head and just stuck there and i almost shat exploded with laughter i could not believe it it was like in the most instant

karma i've ever seen in my life it only hung there for like a few seconds but yeah it fell off just like you with both of your hands out in like a and it's just like you're like your eyes are crossed inwards trying to look at it it was an amazing sight in time. In the history of the universe, that was a phenomenal one moment. Yeah, I feel like I've got like 40-something years of those just memories built on top of each other. But now, I feel like maybe the universe is going to go easy on me in my old age. It's like, Jesus Christ, the guy's falling apart.

You know? He can't ratchet the seat up two positions without his shoulder falling off. We can't we can't be letting him trip out of the out of bed in the morning. Oh, Christ almighty. How's your how's your tooth? It's fine. You know, I go back in like two weeks to get it finished.

It's pretty not eventful. I don't chew on that side of my face anymore just to be safe. So the right side of my face is constantly tired and droopy. And I assume that this is, it's probably what it would feel like if I had like a minor stroke, you know? I just feel like, just like saggy and exhausted

from all the over-chewing on the right side. Who knows what kind of damage we're doing there. But yeah, that's fine. We'll get it all taken care of in like two weeks and then I'll whine about it for a while and mope about, you know, the jackhammering and whatnot to you guys. And then we'll just move on until the next time I dare to use my mouth for the it's intended purpose.

What's unfortunate about the scenario you're describing is you're saying that those events no longer happen to you. And it sounds like they're still happening. It's just not funny anymore. Like you're saying that those events no longer happen to you. And it sounds like they're still happening. It's just not funny anymore. Like you're still getting hurt. Your body is rejecting itself. You're losing toenails. It's just not a great story.

Can I give you guys a toenail update? Do you have to? I told you guys I wasn't going to look at my toenail for a year, right? And just look at it in a year. That was what I proclaimed in whatever episode of this podcast. I was like, I'm just not going to think about it. I'm not going to look at it. I don't and just look at it in a year that was what i proclaimed in whatever episode of this podcast i was like i'm just not gonna think about it i'm not gonna look at it i don't have to look at my foot it doesn't have to look at me we can exist the other day curiosity got the better of me in the shower and i looked totally completely normal toenail back where like

it was never gone my toenail grew back quickly i have to i had to cut it it was never gone. My toenail grew back quickly. I had to cut it. It was too long. You said that like Gavin and I both believed that you genuinely didn't plan on looking at your toenail for a year. I told you I wouldn't. I know you said it, but I didn't think that

that was a real thing. Oh, yeah. I was not planning on looking at it. How many weeks have passed? That's like over a month ago. You haven't. I was not planning on looking at it. How many weeks have passed? That's like over a month ago. You haven't looked at your toe in over a month. I didn't look at my toe for probably six weeks until I finally did. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure?

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Well, when we made the bet. You don't remember what you had to do when you lost? Well, I just, I owe you an additional hundred right also Yeah, you have to eat a pencil No, that was a part of the bet was it yeah I don't think I think those were two separate conversations What I don't think those were no I'm pretty sure those were separate because we talked about eating doors and then talked about pins. I think those were unrelated.

They were not unrelated. That was the whole reason to attempt the freaking burgers again was there was a pencil at stake and you were like, oh, I'm going to grate the pencil and I thought you were grating burgers. I was like, what are you on about?

And then you were saying, no, it's a pencil. I remember that completely differently. I remember those as two very separate conversations that had nothing to do with it. Eric, were you there for that one? Do you remember? There's no way. Are you an impartial judge?

I do remember, and I have to side with Andrew. I remember them being- Oh, son of a bitch. I'm very sorry. I mean, for content, I would love to side with Gavin, but I do remember these conversations. I remember it was eating a pencil, eating a door. It was all of that. And it didn't, to me, come across like that was part of the bet.

I'm incredibly sorry because I want him to eat pencils, but I have to be true to face. I reckon we got some bad memories up in this podcast. I think we probably need to go to the tape. I'm pretty sure the tape is clear. Let's hold on. This is the part where either Nick will or won't cut in the rollback.

Alright, maybe he played it there or if he didn't have it, then it just immediately cuts in with his explanation. We kind of need to know. We do need to know. Well, maybe the audience will tell us. When this comes out... Well, fuck, this won't come out for like two weeks. Here, I'll find out right now. I'll tweet, is

Andrew supposed to eat pencils? Because they're gonna say yes, because it's funny. Let me think about this. The last one that came out was the shitty Riddler. The one before that, Judge Judy foot rub, you hadn't done it yet.

The one before that, I forgot about Piss Boy. I think that was the one we... No, I think the Judge Judy foot rub, I think, was the burger bed, I want to say. I will say, I was talking to a friend about this, and they sent me a list of ranking the Ranking the most and least edible types of wood so some research has been done, but I have no plans on eating a pencil I feel like I should get a break after all this burger the I mean burger stuff was hard So you you're looking to be rewarded for failure? I'm not looking to be rewarded. I'm saying I don't want to immediately eat a pencil for no reason well it sounds like if you're but you might

be malting on a bet well the audience hasn't weighed in yet yeah we gotta wait for Eric's tweet to go live dad I'm not the tweet doesn't matter the tweet is live the tweet doesn't matter it's just a bunch of people liking it but no one telling me if he's supposed to eat pencils

Eric Bedore tweeted simply this is if he's supposed to eat pencils eric baddour uh tweeted simply this is andrew pantin supposed to eat pencils that has that's the most useless tweet you could have written there's no context if somebody responds with if he loses that bet he exactly will know see look at jeff jeff knows exactly because you you are worried no because you were worried that they were just going to say yes because it was part of the bet and all this stuff. What I'm doing, there's a barrier of entry. My point is people want to see someone eat a pencil.

That's my point, and with no context to the bet, they're going to say yes. I'm flipping on this. Gavin, I'm on your side. I think he's supposed to eat pencils. I'm definitely not. What a betrayal that was. He moved to the other side of the board I'm friends with your dad now Eric

How could this be How could you turn on me like this Don't bring my dad into this one I'm seeing Is there any replies yet No It's just people liking it I don't like it

Tell me if he's supposed to eat pencils I will say I have an update Related to the burger thing No, it's just people liking it. I don't like it. Tell me if he's supposed to eat pencils. I will say, I have an update related to the burger thing. All right, well, I'm just saying, before we move on to your update, we are putting a pin in this. This is not a decided issue. I'm not eating a pin. Well, of course not, because that was not part of the bet,

but you may have agreed to eat a pencil. I never agreed. I said I think I could do it, I think. I think I said there are ways it could be done. I would shave it. I'd do the shavings, as we talked about before. This is just going over old territory. I never said I would eat a pencil if I lost a burger pet.

We're gonna find out. There's no way you didn't. I definitely did. There's a 0% chance. I'm gonna tell you right now, Andrew, I think you're a smart young kid with a good memory, but I will say that virtually every time I've gone, and I hate to admit it, but almost every time I've gone up against Gavin

in a battle of memory I have lost to the tune of a lot of embarrassing things, he owns my car. It's true. I He owns my car. It's true. I won Jeff's car. Because he had a better memory than I did. Which, by the way,

I may need to trade my car on a new car, so I'll talk to you about that offline. Thanks, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. So I would hate to be against Gavin on this. Just historically. I don't think this is a battle of memories, though. I think Gavin's just trying to will this into existence.

Yeah. I thought the same thing about a little guy named Puberty Adams. Alright, well, okay, it's up in the air. It's in the audience's hands, I think. Yeah. We have two replies come in so far. One saying no, and one saying

I don't know, but why not? I think that's a definitive no i'm gonna look no no well that's one let's see hold on of the people that have said no no one said yes a hundred percent of the reply so far but no i'll be honest i'm feeling much less confident i definitely you've created two covers they're back to back so i could get how it could be confused but i'm almost a hundred percent sure keep looking how about now put a pencil on the line Well, you don't count That doesn't count. Oh a new tweet. Oh

A new tweet by someone here. Just some random member of the audience if he lost that bet he does oh That does not sound good for you Andrew. I you know that person also seems to have a problem grasping tenses you Andrew I you know that person also seems to have a problem grasping tenses based on the question excuse me there there's an update someone named Dag said of course but if I remember correctly Jeff has influenced the audience at this point hold on let's it says of course but if I remember correctly it was without the graphite which we did discuss Yep. I don't think I agreed to that. Listen, if I did... I just like Jeff's phrasing.

If he lost the bet, he does supposed to eat pencils. We'll look into this. If I said it, then I'll figure out a way to make this happen. I'm a man of my word. But I don't... I'm almost 100% sure I never crossed this. There's no need to get upset about it now. We'll go back and roll the tape,

and we'll let facts play this out. If you bring the receipts, I'll accept it. Fair enough. What was your other update related to your failure? Well, because of my failure, I'm in crippling burger debt, as you know, pant lines still hasn't happened. related to your failure. Well, because of my failure, I'm in crippling burger debt. As you know,

pant line still hasn't happened. I say you're your Luka Doncic card info. Yeah, that's true, but that's only, this is gonna go up. It's gonna skyrocket those Luka rookie cards. Can't sell them now. So I introduced my store last week.

The great, not the Rooster Teeth store because it's not the Rooster Teeth store. Eric already provided a link. Didn't even need to do it. I have made updates to my store. Oh. That I'd encourage you both to check out and enjoy.

We have added some additional merchandise. We have a testimonial video, because we are a very legitimate business. Oh, so people are going to hear about it for the first time, but look up this version Yeah, they're gonna see 2.0 on the first one and it's a more. It's a more deep sight. There's more info We've expanded So what's new Jeff line Jeff line has been expanded go into the Jeff line and you will see is this is that Barbara with an eye patch

looks like Barbara that's definitely not Barbara that is a woman with an eye patch Jeff designed by Jeff Bedore designed by Jeff Jeff Ross California sunshine okay Jeff been east

it's the next line because I expect the Jeff line to be a huge success. We had four Jeffs, including Eric Stead. We got an accomplished line. What's Trevor with an eye patch? What's with the eye patches? These, no, I don't know. I know, I've never seen Trevor or Barbara with an eye patch. These are two completely different people.

What is this, would you call an old man with a list a liar video? Oh, that's a testimonial video. That is people that have experienced the not the Rooster Teeth store experience and have nothing but positives to say. Can I play it? Yeah, feel free. All right, I'm going to play it. You guys won't be able to hear me listen to it, but.

I'm very proud of the store. I think it's going to do really well. And once again, the only name that you've committed to this is Eric Bedore. Well, as I said, I don't know. We'll see what happens when this goes public. How does this YouTube account have nine subscribers?

That's what I used for when I did the Krampus riddle thing. Eric, have you had a conversation with Legal yet? No, I haven't but my dad is but my dad is now involved so i don't know what's going to happen how is your dad involved he designed one of the jeff shirts my dad is one of the designers of the jeff shirts he is his name is jeff he doesn't go by jeff but that's his name. So Andrew asked me to get him to design a shirt.

The guy walking the dog? Yeah, it says C.A. Sunshine. Your dad's name is Jeff? Yep. So I'm kind of like your dad. That's spelled completely different. What's great is that he's clearly started drawing the dog first, but when he drew the man, he didn't have enough room for the legs,

so he's drawn the legs all the way down below the floor and then created a ramp so that it matches I think it's a beautiful piece art I think all four Jeff's nailed it yeah and as I said I think it says a lot that this Jeff line is opening with four shirts and not three I think four is better than three. It's a larger number. That's true, I guess. It's undeniable. Is four not a larger number than three? It is.

It is. It's undisputed. I'm very proud of this. I mean, the shirts, shirts still to be made. Shirts are going to get made in the next few days, but we have an outline. Oh, please don't. No, I'm making the shirts. The shirts are coming.

I got my hat guy on it, so there's no way it'll go wrong. Oh, yeah, that'd be brilliant. Oh, Christ. I thought you'd be impressed. I got models. I got models for the shirts. That's a whole other level. That's not cheap.

Yeah. I didn't just take those from another store and then use MS Paint and alter them. Those are original. You have a lot of time. I don't have a lot of time. Well, this is for the show. What do you mean I have a lot of time? Gav, what did you do for the show? Yeah, I mean, this worked.

For this one? Yeah. I showed Meg your pictures. And ruined a pair of shorts. What did you do? I bought a bunch of cards I don't remember buying and then I had Andrew explain to me why I bought them today when they showed up.

That was a short thing. You bought those on like Saturday or Sunday. I got four autographs of four people I've never heard of it's great um you obviously you've you must have taken a knock to your confidence andrew because you've you've come at me with two burger challenges and embarrassingly and publicly failed both and you may have to eat pencils but no is there anything else that you have on the deck that you think is potentially like impossible to lose for you well i you know i appreciate i don't this is the way you set that up is sort of insane because the next thing i was going to talk about is garfield champ is still

champ still the king undeniable i challenged the, I put a hundred dollars at stake, nobody came close. Wasn't even close! I crushed everybody! Still number one in Garfield. Well maybe, maybe the stakes weren't high enough. Maybe if you challenge everyone, and if you get beaten, you have to eat a pencil, maybe you'll have more challenges. Yeah, but people aren't gonna believe he'll do it now. I'm- I never said I wouldn't do it, I said I didn't think it was part of the bet. And I'll stand by that. I'm not completely opposed to the idea of doing it. I did one thing. It was sort

of mean just before we move on from the Garfield thing. I'm in a discord and a lot of the people in it were trying to beat the times. They'd spent like the whole week constantly like motivating each other to try to do it. And I couldn't sleep on Monday night. It it was like 2 45 a.m. I was finally going to go to bed I was setting my alarm clock and I got a discord notification for a photo and one of the people in the chat finally beat one of my times and they were so happy they were so excited that they did it and I thought well I can't sleep now so I got back up loaded Garfield card up and just went at it for like 40 minutes just grinding the track over and over again I beat him by point like five two seconds and then I react as like

hey good job you beat my time that's awesome good for you having already beaten it again and had a screenshot ready and he's like oh thank you so much that's so kind to you please don't beat it back immediately it's like my birthday in a day that would be really mean i had already done it i couldn't for first time i was like oh okay well uh we should have known yeah happy birthday yeah here's an early birthday gift enjoy this screenshot and he's like you fucking suck and uh instead of walking away and then going to bed i kept playing and i beat his time again this time by three seconds and then i posted seconds it was a three second beat and then i posted again don't come at the king don't come at the king that way i will shatter your dreams in garfield i got no sympathy for garfield

i will crush you in Garfield. You see every improvement on one of your times, no matter what the game, you see as a personal attack to the point where you will put down everything else in your life until you are back on top. Absolutely.

You're like Michael Jordan in The Last Dance. You take it personally. Yes. Absolutely. I have to get it back immediately. Also, they were saying like the king is dead, new champion.

They're all happy and celebrating and shit. I can't have any of that. I would have been maybe a little more kind about it if they weren't celebrating. But you got to respect the king. I had to make a show of force

for my Garfield dominance. You're saying then in essence that you have not done the best that you're capable of doing in Garfield. Because when challenged, you are capable of digging deep, finding some bit of true grit inside of you and pushing forward even further to shave off tens or hundreds of seconds to improve on your already world record. That's what you're saying. Iron Sherp and Zion Jeff. world record. That's what you're saying. Iron Sherp and Zyron, Jeff. All right.

That's impressive. Do you know if you eventually beat back all my times on Halo 2? Wait, what? Like we were doing like Halo 2 level speed running at one point. This is also totally fabricated. This never happened. What do you mean we're doing Halo 2 speed running? It was when I was trying to do Halo 2 achievements

and you just got involved. You started beating my times. We did one level level now we're both going for the achieve i didn't view that as speed running i thought we're just sharing times trying to get the achievement i didn't know we're racing well we weren't really racing the whole game but there were levels where i'd be like oh you know got pretty good time on this one you'd be like that was interesting what you just said here's a better time and i'd be like oh damn it and then we went back and forth a little bit but i i didn't i don't know where it ended like i assume you just smashed all of my times well no i i mean i'm sure i did because i've i've had that achievement and you

don't so i'm just definitively better at halo 2 going fast well yeah because you did all levels i was just getting i was getting hung up there was one there was one level where we were racing and it was like a two-minute time, and I think this is the last conversation we had about it, actually, where I set the new record by like two seconds, and I was doing something, and then I saw you sent me a screenshot, and it was a completely different level

that said like 20 minutes. I think my time was two minutes, five seconds, and you sent one that said 20 minutes, and I just glanced at it and assumed it was for that level and that you had set a new record was two minutes five seconds and you sent one that said 20 minutes and I just glanced at it and assumed it was for that level and that you had set a new record two minutes and I was like this motherfucker and I loaded up halo and I started trying to beat two minutes and I was like this is impossible and then I re-looked at it and realized it wasn't even for that level I still had the top time you were playing a completely different level yeah that's just

that's just me sort of like you know sharing my times i'm proud of you know in general across the game and you're you're like this is a challenge this is a challenge somehow i'm not even gonna look at it properly and then you're just straight in trying to beat time it's like it's like whoa chill i was with you most of the way and that we're just like exchanging times and like talking about things that work for us and we're trying to do it but that was specifically when we were racing back and forth on that level that was a full competition book I thought you were trying to take it back

it's like I crushed your trials times I mean you may have burgers I have literally everything else do you have his trials times I crushed him in trials oh that's brutal he's such a little prick about Trials. Like, he had that contest with Jack.

So basically what you're saying is because Gavin destroyed all of Jack's times, and then you destroyed Gavin's. So Jack, who prides himself, a guy we work with, if you're not familiar, he prides himself on being such a phenomenal Trials player, but he's like two levels below you, Andrew. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

I'm not worried about Shaq. Shaq's way in the back. I was focused on Gavin. I know we talked about it a little bit. It took me 100 days. Well, yeah, I think we did talk about that because I got some sort of freak accident time where I didn't fall off somehow

and I got propelled forwards and I was like, I will never be that. It put me in the hundreds, I think, on the world leaderboard. And when you started challenging all my beginner times, I was like, good luck when it gets to that one. And you came at me. You were like, what happened on this level? How did you get such a fast thing?

And it took you 100 days and you just you did it. So it's like every day. That is clearly the best and most accidental thing I've ever done. And you destroyed that. So it's like I it's barely worth me trying on most stuff did you have to do a crazy accidental thing to beat the time Andrew or did you just shave it's just kind of like yeah I was like learning the momentum of it and like how how you had to hit certain ramps in a certain way I will say when I get into like serious stupid competition

mode it's all I think about and then i'll dream i'll constantly have dreams about it and i put a dent in the wall i lived in previously because i was having a trials dream and i was trying to adjust the bike and somehow in my sleep i ended up on my knees and like i was adjusting like the momentum of the bike and i head butted the wall i put a dent in it you're up on your knees in your sleep i was on my knees in my sleep and I like shifted forward to like try to balance the weight of the bike and I went right into the wall and I put a hole in the wall. And that's why he's better than you Gavin. I feel like that's a much better way to live. Like you're not dreaming about any real problems.

You're up there having trials nightmares. I mean the real problems exist too but up there having trials nightmares. That's what I want. I mean, the real problems exist too, but I mean... Oh, okay. If I'm in competition, it's fun to focus in on these things. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to beat one of your times. No, you're not.

No, you're not. You already tried this. We've already had this talk. Look, I'm in quarantine, bitch. I've got COVID time. This is what's going to happen. I'm going to beat one of your times in one of the games. I'm not going to tell you which one. Wait.

I'm just going to sit there. Can it be any single game he's ever played? Yeah, that's what I was about to ask. Is it out of what we're talking about? I feel like it has to have been in a game that we've been going at each other before. Okay. But you won't know which Trials game or which Halo level game. I'm just

going to do it quietly and I'm just going to leave it and maybe I'll let you know that it's done like a month after it's done. You're not going to do it. It's not going to happen. He'll be able to see you online playing. He can appear offline yeah things he could do and gavin's gavin will fuck that up and he'll forget for sure and then two could it be

could it be garfield does it have to be a game he's already played i offered i said to gavin a long time ago if he beat one of the courses on my time or one time on one specific course. You'd eat a pencil. Cats in the hood. No, I wouldn't. Well, yeah, I'd even go that far. I told him I'd buy him lasagna for like two months. As much as you wanted. Lasagna is like a

once every six months kind of meal for me. I don't know if I wanted that frequently. I tell you what. I'm just saying I put it on the table. This is when I beat Gavin's times this is what he did he's like I'm gonna get it back and then he came back with the shittiest oh the graphics don't look too good this gave the graphics are terrible I can't play this game because of the graphics what game in the graphics are trials you know we game do trials HD and always it's always been ugly. It's an HD

Yeah, but you look back on it with fondness and then you load it up and you're like blech It's the lamest excuse to not be times you loaded it up. You tried for like an hour. We're like this is impossible I'm gonna say all the graphics weren't good enough. I can't I'm done. Look the graphics were a bit yucky It was a little bit off-putting, but here's the beauty of this. You're not going to know I'm playing Trials HD. I can be playing any of the Trials. I'm updating the Master Chief Collection right now, just in case that's the direction I go in. You won't know. It'll be brilliant. So all the Trials games are in play? Because we only did

the first one. I mean, I'll gladly crush your times in all the Trials games. I feel like Trials is Trials, you know? I feel like I'm not going to touch Garth Lord. It's like a way turf for me. I don't know where I stand with that. I know Trials is Trials, you know? I feel like I'm not going to touch Garth Lord. It's like a way turf for me. I don't know where I stand with that. I know Trials. I know Halo.

Let's just limit the pool to that. Maybe Hitman. Any of the Trials games. We did a Hitman thing too. I forgot about that. Yeah, Hitman's included. I killed you in Hitman and then you never even tried. But I have two jobs and you have Hitman, you know?

Well, I mean, Hitman. Come on, you play Hitman all the time. It's a bullshit excuse. It's like your favorite game. You're never not playing Hitman. You're always playing it. Hitman's good shit. It's a great game. It could be any three of those. I would say you probably like Hitman

more than Trials and Halo right now. I'm fond of Halo and Hitman equally, I'm fond of halo and hit man equally I would say okay what the most disappointing thing about the hit man thing was and he Gavin doesn't even know

this because we we agreed this is gonna be a thing that we did and then you just never did it I don't think you've ever looked at the times I had like a top 65 time on one of the levels I somehow got I was

like holy shit I can't believe I'm in the top hundred. I was like, holy shit, I can't believe I'm in the top 100 for this. This is gonna be great. I can't wait for Gavin to see it. Never saw it. Never even looked at. I don't think I even loaded up the level leaderboard to see what you're talking about. It's on now. It's on. Loser eats pencil.

It's on. Wait, what defines losing? I just think I have to pick... No, that's not losing. No I just think I have to pick No, I have to pick just a random future face recording and if I can say No, I have a time than you on this day in this game on this level then you eat a pencil. That's absurd I think I get a 24 hour Window to try to get a hole. That's absurd. I think I get a 24 hour window to try to get a badge. Oh! I like

that. 24 hours. See, in 24 hours you can do anything that I can't. I don't, mmm, 24 is a lot of hours. That's a lot of hours. You put a pencil on the line. He'll have to update the game. That'll take some time, probably. It could be a big update. Maybe he's having slow

internet. Okay, yeah, you'll get 12 hours. 12 hours? It's enough could be a big update. Maybe he's having slow internet. Okay, yeah, you get 12 hours. 12 hours? It's enough to fail a burger bit. 12 hours. I'll take 16. I'll allow it. Okay, 16. It's a bit odd, isn't it? 16 hours between

me being declared winner and you discovering that you might have to eat a pencil. I can't wait to have to deal with this problem in 2025 that's the whole point that's the that's the next thing i was going to mention is that i can't guarantee this will happen in like four faces because it could take me eight months just to be any level time and you could be on my case checking and be right behind me beating them back well There are a lot of times you can beat. I'm not a speed runner. I'm sure there's tons of stuff you can do

that's easy. Can we do some structure with this? I'd like to propose that you guys, when this happens, sometime in the next three or four years, whenever Gavin lucks into accidentally beating one of your times, and he announces it,

we announce it on Face when we're recording, Lux into accidentally beating one of your times. And he announces it. We announce it on face when we're recording. Gavin brings it up. And then 16 hours after that moment or the moment we stop recording, we have to log back on and record the results. And then we just tack it on to the next episode. So we get it

while it's fresh. That's great. We can do that. Just like three, five minutes, whatever, ten minutes, and then we'll just put it at the beginning That's great. We can do that. It'd be like five, just like three, five minutes, whatever, 10 minutes, and then we'll just put it at the beginning or at the end of the next episode. Should we do the pencil in that section?

Yes. Well, what happens if I win? How does this... Gavin has to eat a pencil. I don't know. I've never eaten a pencil. Neither have I. What do you mean

I've never eaten a pencil? I thought maybe we just wiped the debt of the burgers. What would you prefer, Andrew? Loser's choice. Loser's choice. By the way, I know Eric told us eight minutes ago to wrap up the podcast, but I'm not including the eight-minute discussion about the intro as part of this episode.

We still have 20 minutes of outro to do, too. That's true. Oh, yeah, we've got to end the show. Forgot that was a thing. I don't know. I have time. I'll think about it. I'll think about what I would propose.

Okay. For my thing. You know what? I won a bet recently that'll actually help me with this. So this is exciting. I'm ready for you. I'm ready. Okay, I'm ready, too.

Oh, while we're talking about bets and ending the show, I had an idea. I was thinking about it at the beginning of this podcast and I looked it up. The face podcast Instagram has 1400 followers. And I was, I was thinking about when part of why, I don't know if people know this, but part of why Rooster Teeth was on YouTube is because I saw that we were within like 30,000 followers of Oprah or subscribers of Oprah. And I thought I'm going to make a push to get us more followers than Oprah on YouTube or subscribers. And I did back in like 2008. But it's part of what drove my desire to put Achievement Hunter on YouTube and kind of

grow that. And I was thinking it might be similarly fun with this dumb Instagram account. And if it's not, we can cut this part out of the episode and we don't even have to include it. So I was thinking of who would be good for us to race to try to beat. And it hit me. We should try to get more subscribers or followers on Instagram than coolio. Do you guys have any idea how many he has? Oh,

he's going to have six figures. It'd be a lot. I'll say this. The top four photos, one of them is him in Snoop Dogg in fancy clothes. One is him in a bunch of lovely women in bikinis at the beach. Here's him on stage with, oh, Fluffy, that comedian that's so popular. Everybody loves that dude, Fluffy. 71.3K.

Yeah, 71.3k is what Eric says. I honestly thought you were going to suggest us go against one of our own podcasts in some sort of convoluted, forced rivalry just to promote our own stuff. And I was like, I don't know how I feel. Oh, coolio? Hell yeah, let's do it.

Yeah, no, I don't want to do any of that lame inside shit. I just want to compete against somebody. The best kind of competitions are when you're competing against the the person has no idea a not only that you're competing but b that you exist yeah you think we're trying to run before we can crawl here though we're still not even the number one face podcast instagram set your sights high high, baby. I feel like that's the first battle. Keep reaching for that rainbow. We'll get there.

We can't even search our own podcast. We're so stupid with this stupid name. You came up with it. I know. If I could go back in time three times in my life, I could go back. One would be the F*** Face podcast.

One would be naming Achievement Hunter and the other would be naming Rooster Teeth. Achievement Hunter made a lot of sense though in the time. If you're listening to this on a podcast app to go from that moment to finding the same piece of content on our own website just so you can see the pictures

that's like two minutes of your life you'll never get back. It is buried deep in there. It is impossible. Yeah, yeah. That's why you got to get our dumb Instagram account. Yeah. That I feel like I keep promoting and talking about way too much.

I just thought it'd be fun to compete against Coolio, but only if Coolio doesn't know we exist. Okay, Eric has copied and pasted the same thing he just wrote. Oh, yeah. Take it away, Jeff. In three, two... 71.3k thanks for listening, comma, rate five. Stars and subscribe you have to end the show.

Thanks for listening, comma, rate five stars and subscribe. Not our worst intro. Still the best one was that guy from last week. Well, it was also not an intro, it was an outro. But thank you for trying. Oh, that's true. I feel like this show had a good intro, though, as well. I feel like we nailed both.

You were anti-intro. I have one. I don't like it, but I'm saying I think we did a good job. With the not intro? Yeah, well, it was an intro. Before you end your... Hold on. I'm adding to the message.

Thanks for listening. Rate five stars and subscribe. Before you end your recordings, I need an end sync. This isn't part of the show. I don't think you get to decide what is and isn't part of the show. I think I do get to decide what's part of it. Reading what I'm writing, I'm a little bitch baby. to decide what is and isn't part of the show I think I do get to decide what's part of it I'm a little

bitch baby I like to suck on boobies and peepees my name is Eric Doody Pants why would you write all that? I didn't actually hear what Eric said because of what Jeff said so that pretty much sums it up. I just need a clap sync do we all have to clap at once?

I'm gonna count down I'm gonna say 3, 2, 1 we off the clap at once? I'm gonna count down. I'm gonna say three two one then I'll then we'll clap and this is the one show by this is No, it's not in the show. No, no, no if we were recording a show and this is the show ends on the clap Alright, we got this. Okay ready? Okay, here we go. Do I go three? No, hang on three two one I Hang on! 3, 2, 1. I hit my extinguisher. I expected a go.

3, 2, 1, clap. That's exactly what I said. It's exactly what I said. 3, 2, 1, clap. 3, 2, and 1. You always need to clap when you play rock, paper, scissors. Are you doing a shoot, or is it just at the end of scissors? No, it's a shoot. It's like 3, 2, 1, are you doing a shoot or is it just at the end of scissors? No, it's a shoot. It's like three, two, one, clap is what we'll do.

Yes, which is exactly what I said. Eric's going to do it right this time. All right, go for it. Wait, so go or no go? Yeah, Eric said this is a live. This is live ammunition here. Go. I'm not going to say clap. You're going to use my cadence and clap after I say one.

Don't overcomplicate it. Three, two, cadence and clap after I say one. So three, two, one, clap. Here you go. Ready? Three, two, one. I didn't do it. Yeah, I could tell. Okay. You do it. And we were definitely not in sync either. Maybe you should say clap. Well, obviously you're not

going to be in sync to each other. Say three, two, one, clap. Yeah, okay, but then do you clap on clap or do you clap after clap? We'll clap on clap. You're on clap you're gonna clap on clap okay you're not gonna hear it i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it right i'm gonna do it too i can do this this is gonna be really easy i'm going to say clap ready and you'll clap when i say clap i got eric i got it i'm taking control on go three two one go what three what do i go three two three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, a consistent rhythm. Should we like extend this? Because it's going to be confusing all these claps. I think we got it.

No. We don't have two, one, clap. I actually did it that time. I did it. Nailed it. Nailed it.

I think we got it. Jesus Christ. Claps around the world. Yeah. My hands are sore.