Regulation Podcast - A Mid-Episode Retraction // Retrain an Anus [70]

Episode Date: September 29, 2021

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the world embracing Scrumping, how to respond to a letter in the letter time, bat knobs on sale October 1st, Geoff throwing a baseball and his newest embarrassment.  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Goddamn dude, Henry just farted so bad. I thought he shit in his sleep or something. I don't think he did. Oh my god. Is there ever a good Henry fart? No, but this smells like baby diarrhea. Ugh. Ugh. He had one the other night. I've been meaning to talk about it for a couple weeks he uh i don't i don't know if we've started yet but he farted so bad uh it was a silent fart too mickey you know he kind of lays between emily and

i he farted so bad it woke her up and she was like half asleep and he just i was like on my phone reading uh on reddit and uh he farted and i was like oh christ that's rough you know and i just barrel through but she actually turned over and she was like oh it's bad and i went i went what and she just goes eggs and then just went back to sleep what i i don't i don't even think she knows she did it yeah she farted or he farted she woke up rolled over just in her sleep said it's so bad and i said what and she goes eggs and then just went back to snoring was that the story that was postponed from last week yeah i was gonna tell in a bigger way, but it's essentially... That's all that happened. We can redo that if you want.

No, no, no, no. I want to barrel through it because I feel like we have so much other stuff to talk about. And a lingering fart story. I need to know, is there any way that you can... Is Henry the perfect equalizer in hiding farts? Can you get farts under the radar? Oh, my God, dude. Are you kidding? We have the radar oh my god dude are you kidding i you know we have

the whole thing about how my girlfriend has never shit right and uh and how i'm pretty sure she throws it in the yard and i clean it up thinking it's the dogs uh i'm reasonably sure that at least 60 of the time it's her not the dog fart whating. What if Henry has never farted? What if Henry has never farted? She woke herself up with her ex. Well, he definitely farted in this room a few seconds ago, but yeah, it's entirely possible and I'm super amenable

to the idea that she's been hiding his... She's been hiding her farts as his. Have you ever attempted to cover one of yours as his? No, because I don't hide farts as his. Have you ever attempted to cover one of yours as his? No, because I don't hide farts, dude. I don't see the point. Yeah, I mean, you recorded them.

You wanted to do a whole service around. I made it with my body. I don't want the world to know about my farts. Anyway, this is F*** Face. Would you? Welcome. Is this 70, right? Last one was 69?

Is this 70? I think it's 70. I believe so. That's quite a lot. Where does the time go? Yeah. Do you get the feeling that seven looks, it looks like a way bigger number than six

in a lot of ways that, What do you mean? Like eight isn't tons more than seven, but seven seems loads more than six. No. Just the look of a seven. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I'm more intimidated by an 8 than a 6. You think everything's pretty low and then 8 happens. It's like, whoa. Yeah, because a 6 is like a smaller version of an 8. If that 6 got jacked up fully grown, like a fully developed like I feel like a 6 evolves into an 8.

Yeah, I guess just 70 feels like so much more. You don't feel like a 6. Like for me a 6 is balls is balls drop, and it spins, and it becomes a nine. That's how I see it. Well, then where does the eight come in? So is an eight completely unrelated to the six in the genealogy tree of these numbers? Oh, you're trying to figure out which numbers had sex to make up the numbers? Yeah, because Jeff is bringing up a great point.

Listen, a seven is a two and a five fooling around. Two and a five? Like if a two and a five had a baby, it probably would be a seven. You get a little bit of the five or maybe a one and a two. Maybe that's what it is. A one and a two had sex. I thought you were just adding two and five. No, I'm just thinking of the look of those numbers.

Yeah. I think a seven looks harsh. I feel like a seven is like, it cuts through you. Do you think David Fincher has any responsibility for your views of seven? Do you think that has influenced you in any way? I've actually never seen it. Really? Okay. No. Good movie, though.

It is a good movie. Does that hold up though, as a movie? Probably not. I haven't seen it in a very long time. What movies do you think have a funny perspective? There's some epic movies out there, but if you were just stood in one place for the entire movie, some of them are pretty interesting.

Like in Interstellar. I haven't seen it. The main guy takes off in a rocket, docks it to a space station, drives the whole thing for about two years to Saturn, goes through a black hole, and then like 80 years later

comes out without any of that shit just floating. It would be weird if you were just waiting there for it. You would miss out on obviously all of the movie, but from that perspective, you'd be very confused. Do you think like the perspective of what's happening in the world of Lord of the Rings from just a hobbit we don't know?

Well, you have to be involved somewhat. You can't just be like in another town. He lives in the Shire. He's neighbors with the guy. Like over here he sings occasionally. Do you think they have like local news? They're getting like updates of like, ah, they're working with the trees now.

Like, what is that perspective? I've also been trying to figure out the ratio between the movie that is the shortest compared with how long it feels. And I think I've got the ultimate film for a movie that feels like it's four hours long but is in fact quite a neat 90 minutes. Yeah? I think I have one too. I need to look up how long it is. What is yours? Mine is a razorhead. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Are you gonna fucking stand here or sit? What are you standing right now or sitting? I'm just sat. are you gonna sat here and tell me you I see you and I sat there and watched a racer head together and you didn't like it

no I thought it was very interesting very weird it's fun to watch something that is just bizarre and to the point where you're just looking at it almost just like what is happening but god damn does that feel like a four hour movie and it's exactly 90 minutes it is it's exceptionally dense that movie there's a lot of it and i think i think black and

white adds at least 45 minutes to it you should see the documentary about the filming of that movie it's really interesting you know he uh he shot one scene a day for five years that's how he made that film yeah why sounds like a nightmare or maybe 18 months or something but it was i think it was like ridiculous like five years uh they were well he got a grant from the from like the los angeles film commission or one or like one of those people or the american film society one of those it might have been an american film society anyway he won or got a grant uh and then they let him shoot like on a location, a property that they owned. But he could only shoot at night because it was okay or something.

So they shot one scene a night for like five years. Yeah. What a fascinating way to shoot a movie. Yeah. And I just I looked. It is long, but it feels longer. It feels like a five hour movie. The Tree of Life.

It's a two hour, 18 minute movie. It feels like it's six hours the tree of life it's a two hour 18 minute movie it feels like it's six hours long it's very weird i feel like it's incoherent it's okay like i i don't think many people listening would probably have seen it it's a terrence malik movie it's fine yeah i don't think a lot of people have seen a razor head have you guys have you uh have you guys ever watched The Crown on Netflix? No. That's an hour-long TV show. I challenge you to watch one hour of that show and come back and tell me it felt like one hour.

Every time Emily's got that show on, it's like time stops. It's seven hours. It's like a Ken Burns documentary every episode. Like a full Ken Burns 10-part it's like yeah it's like ken burns baseball every is crammed into 62 minutes or whatever of a fucking netflix show i have a pitch for for one of the like kind of an idea you're describing gavin this is a terrible idea in my head but i i would just i'd like to see this show you're talking about like a show

or like a perspective where nothing happens i want to show in the game of thrones universe but it's current day and it just follows like a classroom of kids and that's their history like that's just the world they live in like it's completely normal it's like our world now but their history is the fucking denaris and all that shit but they've got like iphones and stuff yeah they have iphones that are just it's like args because i think about when i was a kid in school i didn't give a fuck about history like i couldn't care less and now as an adult i have an appreciation for how interesting it is i just love the idea of like what we perceive as a great drama show being the history for this world and kids be like, I don't give a fuck

about anything. You think it'll be like how every 10th grader rolls their eyes when it's like, here we go with Nazis again. It's like, oh my god, these fucking White Walkers. I'm so sick of it. You'd be speaking Valerian if it wasn't for these people that's what it is the show i want i just think it's the concept of like

that being your history and how it would impact the culture going forward also just i like the idea of kids not appreciating because i i certainly didn't i didn't i didn't either i at all i didn't i didn't give a rat's about history now it's probably one of my largest interests i love reading about shit yeah i feel like i did school at completely the wrong time yeah like i would love if i was going into uh i don't know 12th grade right now i'd be pretty pumped about it pretty excited oh yeah i'd love to be just rolling into my gcses right now but a year 10 i know exactly what i wanted to do oh it'd be brilliant i would love for there to be a real billy madison like program i just want to realist i want to do it all over i

feel like i've got more perspective on life i'm more enthusiastic about learning there's things i've i've clearly missed a lot with the shift key i could use this like if there's anyone who deserves a second go through shit should we just had a merch meeting and we were talking about ideas uh from new merch we should come up with a shift oh we should sell shift just to shut with just the up arrow on it no i like the idea of just selling a shift key just a singular key oh like you could maybe this shirt as well could it just be like a giant like the button we made

like a huge shift key we can push it we can push it and when you push it it's just Gavin going bullshit or Jack who doesn't somebody

yeah Jack doesn't believe you liar liar liar Or Jack, who doesn't... Yeah, Jack doesn't believe you. Liar, liar, liar. That's fucking great. To be fair, there are a lot of keys on the keyboard that I have no idea what they do. And I've used the keyboard almost every day

for two decades. I had another realization that I'm scared to talk about after the shift key thing. And it's something I made recently. Like I'd say within the past four months or so. It's not new, but I just didn't know this. And I don't think it's a big deal. I think this might actually be a thing

that some other people don't know. But Rock Band. Rock Band was a game. Everyone remember Rock Band? How much fun that was? Yeah. I had Rock Band. And I thought the coolest part of Rock Band was the game. Everyone remember Rock Band? How much fun that was? Yeah. I had Rock Band, and I thought the coolest part of Rock Band

was the fact it had drums. Because the guitar here already had the guitars. I'm not going to sing. This is not something that interests me, but the drums are fucking cool. You can just smash these things. It's great. I did not realize that you could just hold the pedal down

and continue to play. I thought you could only use the pedal when that note would appear in the game track to hit it. I had no clue. The pedal for like, was it for holding down the cymbal part or was it for a bass drum?

No, it was like the kick drum. It was like to kick the drum. You'd have to, I think when you properly play, I think as Eric is saying, I think that's how you properly play the drums is you just hold the pedal down and then you release and kick when you need to so whenever that would scroll through

I would click it the problem is my foot would cramp up because you're not supposed to keep your foot at that angle so I could play like two or three songs that I'd be in pain and I'd be like this sucks I wish this was fun I went through my whole life of rock band thinking I couldn't do that.

I thought if I held it down, it would fuck up the other notes I hit. And it caused so much discomfort. And I realized like four months ago, you could just hold it down. I think that's okay. Also, are you still playing rock band? No, but I talked to somebody about rock band

the other day. It was just, it blew my mind at the time. You don't have room for Rock Band in your room. No, you do not. No, I don't. I really don't. It's a problem. Eric says people are pissed about the shift key.

Are they? I feel like we went over that. I don't know if they're pissed about the shift key or not, but I do think the idea of shift keys as a merch is funny. Or maybe people should mail you their shift keys. I don't know. There's definitely something there. Why would they mail me my shift keys?

Why? So you can use them. Because now you know how shift works. That's a great point. That's where I was going with this. That's where I was going with this. Scrump has become a global phenomenon already. The world has embraced scrumping in a big way.

We're very excited about scrumping. I saw a lot of stuff on the Instagram stories of people picking apples. Today is just to put this in context, today is Thursday, September 16th when we're recording this. I believe that this

coming up Tuesday, we will be picking up our metallic scrump yard signs so that we can sell them. Wow. We are going to sell notice no scrumping metal signs. Eric's typing, and he's either about to say, yes, that's correct, or Jeff, you weren't supposed to talk about that. Yeah, number four on the image. Oh, yeah. So it's like it's a black, white, and red sign that says notice no scrumping.

And it'll be in the store, I guess, next week. I would love to have that on my lawn. I just feel like it would make my neighbors talk to me, though, which is not something I want. Right. Do you think that old lady who threw the cucumbers would come to the door? She saw the sign. She needs a clarification. I don't know what scrumping is, but I hope it's not throwing cucumbers at your house.

Maybe she scrumped those cucumbers. That's why she was trying to shift them. Do you think, Andrew, I was thinking about another thing that is very frequently used, but I think some people don't know it. When you reply to an email, what does it put in the subject line? I don't even know how to answer that question. What do you mean? When I answer an email, what does it put in the subject line?

I mean, this isn't the question. I just want you to understand what I'm talking about. Like, it has the subject of an email. When you hit reply, it changes the subject. It adds two letters. Yeah. It does? Yeah.

Do you really not know what two letters it adds? No. Okay. I wrote an email. Like, I replied to an email a minute ago. It sort of defeats the um misconception that some people have about the two letters when you don't know what what's re oh yeah okay yeah no i yeah yeah what does that mean i've well fuck now i need to think

about let's think about this for a minute okay uh so my initial just gut read on this would be responding to email. R.E. Response, maybe could be that could be some of those are tricky where you'd think it'd be R.E.S. if it was response, but it might just be R.E. It's not Resident Evil. That's also something that comes to mind. I can narrow that out. Gavin, I didn't think this was something people didn't know until this moment. And Andrew definitely doesn't know returning

return email could that be it because you're responding it's like imagine email is a physical good you've not really got I feel like most people think it's for reply

oh okay well respond kind of in people think it's for reply. Oh, okay. Well, respond kind of in the same... It's like second plate, and reply would be first. Like, it's in the same thing. But it's regarding, and then the subject. Oh.

So, that's the misconception. So, not only did you not understand what I was saying at the beginning, your misconception was completely different anyway. I don't know why I asked. Resident Evil. Eric says he still thinks it's Resident Evil.

I feel like all of mine outside of Resident Evil joke answer better than regarding. I don't say regarding. I think regarding is just fine. How often do you say regarding? I don't say regard. I say in regards to fairly often, I think. Sure. Okay. That's acceptable. I just don't say regard. I say in regards to fairly often, I think. Sure. Okay. That's acceptable.

I just don't like regarding. I don't, I don't, I don't, it's not a rotational word for me. Well, hey, you know what? If you don't like it, we won't say it. How about that? We will ban that word from the show. I don't think we need to ban. I'm just saying if I'm writing an email, I feel like there are a lot better options. Who decided it means regarding?

Who made that choice? It's not from email, I don't think. I assume it's from uh like old old writing i learned it in a letter writing class like in fifth grade or something what do you mean wait when you like learn how to write letters like professional letters and shit in school like when i was a kid i learned re meant regards or regarding huh okay see my confusion was i was thinking about did people send letters back and forth? Like the same letter? Like a reply email but physical?

Because in my head that makes no sense. But to do regarding... So they write you a letter and then you just write regarding the letter you sent and then how would you use that? Or like RE that question you asked or whatever, you know? Yeah, because back then when you responded

to a letter if you're using new paper you wouldn't quote the entire letter under your response so you actually have to say this is what i'm replying to yeah yeah i don't i don't think i'd ever write a letter with the intent of having it be a continued conversation that seems like a lot of work oh you're one and done don't talk to me yeah well no i'm no okay here's the it's like imagine a volley in a tennis game, but every game is a different match. I don't expect

the continuation of the conversation. What if you were writing to someone and you asked a bunch of stuff and then you only needed a response

for like one thing. They would probably write what they were responding to. Yeah, well, I feel like I don't need them to say regarding this.

I feel like I could just get the answer. I wrote to them. I know what I wrote. So if someone replied to something you wrote and they just wrote four, wouldn't you be like, what are they talking about? Well, nobody would do that, though.

They wouldn't say regarding. They would just be like, I want, I don't know, what are we talking about? How many apples have you scrumped recently? If I asked that. And if they replied four, I'd understand what that meant. Yeah, I would. I would. I wouldn't need need them to say in regards to the scrumping i i wonder i wonder what your quality of life would have been like in a world before the internet like 30 years i think andrew

was born at the correct time i think so too i really do i wonder how he would navigate a pre in the convenience of modern internet world no i would adapt if i grew up in a different time i'd be different me i don't think you can measure current andrew as opposed to a different time period age so what caused you what i don't uh what like what do you mean how is it you're saying you wouldn't be like the way you are if you were knocking about with the tudors and stuff i don't understand what caused me yeah like you're you but why like who's sculpting my environment i guess i don't know that's such a weird what do you mean the biggest impact is it like your school friends is it your parents i

think all of it impacts you to an extent i think yeah kind of the era you live in the people around you your parents your background i think all that kind of shapes you into the person you are. And then you kind of acquire your own experiences as you get older. Oh, man. Don't let me forget.

I don't want to change the subject from this, but I had a new experience in Vegas that I have got to share with you guys later. I lost my train of thought. I just think, you know, I bet you I'd be fucking great

at writing letters if i was in a letter time i'd have a quill i'd get it all fancy i'd have a nice that's what we did that's what we did before the internet we used quills but you wouldn't you

wouldn't ever type re colon no no i wouldn't i think it'd be outrageous and my head a letter is you kind of put all your thoughts out there and then they acknowledge some of kind of put all your thoughts out there, and then they acknowledge some of it and put all their thoughts. It's not really an ongoing conversation.

You don't volley. It's a different thing. You definitely volley. We definitely used to volley in letters. Nah, I'm not sure. That's how you would have conversations with people far away, man, if you didn't want to pay a $1,000 phone bill. Well, yeah, I mean, yeah.

I'm just saying now. I'm saying my perception of what letters are in the environment i grew up in if i grew up in a different if i was in the letter time if i said the letter days the olden times the letter era i will say regardless of when when i was born i'd never understand how faxing works. No clue. That's just a thing that would never work in my head. Couldn't process that. I'd never fax. You've never understood fax? I'd never be a faxer.

You gotta put a phone number in or something. It seems very unnecessarily complicated. You think that's less convenient than writing and then mailing a letter? Yeah, because as I think I've talked about on this show before, mail terrifies me. I don't understand how any of it works.

It's just magic. It's the equivalent of magic to me. I feel like mail is the easiest thing to understand. You physically write mail, and then someone takes it to where you write. It doesn't involve a modem. It doesn't involve bits. It doesn't involve silicon in any way. It's the process that blows my mind,

that I could write a letter to France, and they would be able to deliver it accurately and I could depend on that. And all I have to do is write an address on it and put some stamps and I'm good. But sending a text wirelessly to someone in France, that's easy. That's not magic. Well, no, that is magic.

It's all magic, but there's a physical component to it. The fact that somebody's having to hold my letter and and move it like it's touching several people's hands there's like a level of personal touch to mail that i think is wild or just sending a text is fucking crazy it's ridiculous it's amazing that that's a thing that can happen but but it's just not. There's so many. I don't know. There's so many ways a letter can go wrong, and I don't feel the same way about a text.

Yeah, I guess to a point that there's no way your text will like fall down the back of a trolley and get stuck behind a wall for 10 years. Exactly. I had. Listen, I ordered popcorn from Toronto once. I got it from across fucking Canada and they shipped it and just got lost. My text, if it gets lost, I get a little symbol on it

and I can resend it a minute later. My popcorn was lost for weeks. Weeks it was lost. It'd be weird if you had the same speed of feedback to lost mail. You ordered the popcorn and ten seconds later it's like we lost it i found it i got the popcorn it was just in a warehouse they forgot it existed i think because

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Visit amex.ca slash yamx. Benefits vary by card. Terms apply. Hey, I got a question now that we're 25 minutes in. Jesus Christ. What do you guys want to talk about in this episode? I would like to briefly talk about the fact that

I thought Andrew was doing a bit over text, and this just makes it even better. Imagine this being written and delivered, and the carbon footprint involved if this was done over post. Andrew wrote... Wait a second.

Before you say that, let me just ask Jeff. Jeff, who performed the Keenan and Kel rap? I have no idea what you're talking about. See? I'm way too old for that shit. I know who those actors are, obviously. Jeff doesn't even remember we talked about this.

Oh my god. Did we talk about the Kenan and Kel rap? Did that last episode just not happen? It was so much worse than me. What's going on? Are you both doing a bit? Now I'm going nuts. Now I'm going crazy. Were we talking about Kenan and Kel last week?

Yes. Oh my god. Why would we talk about that? I don't pay attention. I don't watch that shit. I can't believe. I'm so glad I stopped it. Kevin.

I rode a roller coaster with Kenan. Was that what we were talking about? Oh my God. I thought Andrew was doing a bit because I thought it would be insane that he didn't. Andrew, out of nowhere, a day after we recorded last week, said,

you didn't mention Coolio does the Keenan and Kel rap. That's wild. I just wrote, considering we just talked about it the day before, is this a bit? He said, did you mention that yesterday? And I just said, this is a bit. And then you wrote, I'm very confused.

Back and forth, blah, blah, blah. I checked the freaking episode. I mentioned Coolio by name three times while I was telling the story about how I was stuck in a simulation. No one heard it. Did anyone hear that story? No, you were stuck in a simulation because shit kept conveniently popping up after you talked about it.

I remember that. I think it was the other way. But yeah, I at least remember that we discussed the Keenan and Kel rap. I just somehow missed the fact that it was Coolio. Three times by name. I feel like I remember Coolio more than Keenan and Kel. You didn't remember any of it.

We just went through this. What do you mean? Well, no, he said Coolio. Coolio's jogging my memory a little bit. Or maybe it's just that we've talked about Coolio on Instagram in the past. Maybe that's what I'm remembering. Have we ever taken his account yet? Isn't that the plan? Can I ask a question? Was I in this episode in this episode yeah yeah you were there yeah you've

been in every one that i know about that's true i guess well wait was there was there one that we did oh no you weren't there for part of one i forgot about that remember that you weren't there we did the thing where uh jeff left and then some reason we all came back and it was eric and we threw the beginning through the ball to each other yeah i don't think we talked about coolio there though no we didn't it was just the point jeff said was i there for it and i said you've been in every episode how's uh how's cool you doing these days it's a great question we still we still haven't overtaken his instagram according to eric we gotta catch we gotta catch up on that.

Damn. I love that you didn't even fucking remember it. Gavin was gonna make fun of me for not hearing the Coolio thing. You had no idea what we're talking about. No. I just don't understand. Is this the best gaslighting in all the world? No.

Is this the best performance of all time? I need to say that I'm wrong. I need to apologize right now. What Jeff just did made me realize that regarding is essential regarding is an essential part of the letter you need to include it in the context figure that out right right now holy shit because there'd be six letters just explaining who julio is i. I'm wrong about that. Wow. That was a perfect full circle. That was a mid-episode retraction. That's awesome.

That was fun. Very mature of you, Andrew. Well, I didn't. Very self-aware. I've never encountered what you just did. I thought you'd know. I was kind of honestly

trying to tee myself up to look more foolish, and then you were like, I don't even know. And then I was like i don't even know and then i was like hold my root beer god damn oh oh shit it's a dumb show it is a dumb show is that your point was that you said it a bunch gavin i didn't hear it was that what you were going is that what you want to talk about well my point was gonna be going to be, can you believe Andrew didn't hear Corleo?

And Jeff was going to be like, yeah, he mentioned it three times. And suddenly, my point out the window. This is in regarding to last week's episode, right? My point was down the back of a trolley by the wall.

So what happened in Vegas, Jeff? Oh, okay. Here's what we need to discuss a couple things we're running out of time uh first off let me just get this out of the way there's not going to be any arguments there's not going to be any disruption about it we're just gonna barrel we're gonna barrel through this andrew and you're not gonna fuck this up for me uh gavin you don't even have to say anything. October 1st, the bat knobs go on sale on the Rooster Teeth store.

That's all I'm going to say. October 1st, the bat knobs go for sale. Maybe you get an extra item. Maybe you don't. You got like a 1 in 10 chance of maybe we'll throw in something extra. But if you buy a bat knob on October 1st, you'll get a bat knob and maybe something else. That's all. Okay. Are you going to call these bat handles bat knobs on the store 1st you'll get a bat knob and maybe something else that's all okay uh you need

to talk about these bat handles bat knobs on the store yes yes uh we're gonna call them bat knobs uh i went to vegas for andrew need to talk about that something happened to me in vegas that's very embarrassing i need to talk about that uh i discovered a new thing that i like to do way too much and then gavin and I came up with a modified stunt we want to do. And we've got some homework for you, Andrew. I think that we need to cover all that shit. I'm very excited about the homework.

I don't know if we should talk about it in an extensive way. I will say that. So we had the merch meeting today and we laid out everything. And I believe, Jeff, you're like, okay, we all agree. but just as a heads up we're going to explain this to Gavin he's going to immediately challenge what is

being said what we all agreed upon I wasn't vocal in the meeting some of it still doesn't make sense to me oh I know I know I I a little bird told me later that you were having post meeting issues that's why I said you're not going to we're just going to barrel through it okay I just want to say order order a knob I don't understand get a knob maybe maybe it comes with a logo device I don't know

but you get there you buy a knob you get in the knob and it'll be numbered I don't need I don't know what to say like I don't I think they should all come in the same box regardless of if the logo whatever you say buddy what are you talking about he oh can i can i talk about something unrelated that was sort of brought up at the merch meeting yeah i don't know if we should talk about this we could edit this out i guess if we want to how many baseballs do you think jeff could consecutively swing at gavin before he just broke he's in a batting cage and he's trying to he's like going for a home run every time. Yeah. If he's swinging, he's trying to make good contact on each ball. How many times do you think he could swing before his arms give out?

50. Jeff thinks he can swing at a thousand balls. Okay. We weren't going to talk about that because that's a whole other, whole other lane we want to go into. I do think I can swing. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way.

What, are you going to be there for two days? Eric's over here going, there's even more baseball stuff. Listen, we're going to get derailed on the baseball trip. Yes, yes, there's more baseball stuff. Yes, I think I... We were discussing what to sell next. And Andrew had mentioned that it seems weird that we don't have we have all this other baseball shit we don't have a baseball and then eric brought up uh we're not a baseball podcast and which is a fair point and then and then it

would have to make sense and i said i i had the idea a couple weeks ago that like what if if we sold baseballs what if i hit each baseball with a bat first like so each bat came each ball came each ball came pre-hit pre-tested uh like pre-dinged right and then they were asking me how many i thought i could hit and i was like i could i could hit a thousand baseballs sure i didn't say i could do it all at once, but I can, and I would. No, the scenario you proposed was like one time in a dugout just swinging away. What I loved about it is to have said it so

confidently, and then somebody quietly in the meeting was like, you know, maybe we could just sell like 200 of them. We don't have to do 1,000. Like they were concerned about your health. This is the way you can swing at 1,000. That's also a good point. That's a good point that Nick brings up, or Eric brings up.

I only have to try to hit him. If I strike out, that still counts. We just won't sell that one for as much. So you can own a baseball that went past Jeff. We'll separate the hit balls versus the strikeout balls and the home run balls is all you can pick one on the other Oh my god, you would hit like 70 balls, and then you would just be ripping the boxes open And this all this all goes back to this other I'm gonna do this my girlfriend I got into an argument about something and oh she's

Very fucking motivated to make it happen let me ask you i didn't i didn't think we were gonna talk about this but gavin let me ask you a question how hard how fast do you think you can throw a baseball oh probably not very and i'll say this a major league baseball like a major league baseball player throws a fastball anywhere from 92 to 100 miles an hour typically. I bet I could do 60. Okay. So Gavin's a reasonable person. I think you could do 60 as well. I don't think that's a lot at all. I'm not throwing a thousand

balls. No, you just got to throw one. Oh. How fast could you throw it though? You think you could throw it 60 miles an hour? I thought this was me serving you up for hitting a wall. No, no, no, no. Just how fast could you throw a baseball? It's madness in a different way a wall. No, no, no, no. Just how fast could you throw a baseball? It's madness in a different way, Gavin. It's unrelated, but equally insane.

Yeah, I'm going to say 60. Okay. I don't know if that's good or not. I mean, if they're doing 90, then that's barely anything in comparison. What about you? Well, I'm reasonably certain that I could throw a baseball with training and i gotta take an incineration you know i i i fell on the shoulder last year with the or with the in the bike with the bike rack and i have uh i had that mri and i have a a troubling amount of arthritis right so

i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to put myself on a regimen of stretching and uh and probably uh yes definitely like at least a month of stretching and maybe some yeah some range of me sending a bit of posts saying how fast can you throw the ball and i got that in response yeah all right regarding regarding the baseball speed on the back side of the letter you had to flip it over and he's still getting the other side. Still qualifiers. Regarding that, I think I can throw a baseball 80 miles an hour. Oh my god, really? I think so.

There's no way. There's a 0% chance. You can train all you want. There's no way. My girlfriend bought a baseball that records the speed you throw it at. So I can, at some point. What's your fastest so far? I haven you throw it at. So I can, at some point... What's your fastest so far? I haven't done it at all

yet. You own a baseball that measures its own speed and you've never threw it yet? That's correct. Huh. I don't know. Why would you not throw it immediately? Go and do it now. I don't know where

Emily put it and no, because then I don't know where Emily put it. And no, because then I'll know. No, I know. I want to say 52. And then you'll be like, oh, first off, if we do that, I got to fucking. It's got to be filmed. This is going to be content. If we're going to do this, that's fair.

It won't register when it goes 49. No, I'm going to. And besides, we'll have Gavin. Gavin can film it with the Phantom and then he can just speed it up to whatever looks like 80 miles an hour. You want me to time lapse you with the Phantom? I feel like the ball will be going slow enough. Anyway, if this is something we're into,

I've already got this going on with my girlfriend. We can always turn it into a bit for the... Eric's into it. So I was going to offer it to you guys. If you guys want it to be a thing, we can make that happen. I'd love for it to be a thing.

I appreciate that. It would be like if you watched Usain Bolt run and was like, I could be three seconds slower. Like, it's ridiculous. Like, what do you mean? I think we should all put in what number we think you're gonna throw at and i don't think the phantom should film the ball the phantom should film

your face when you look at the speed the uh whoever gets the closest to my actual number uh wins a wins a thousand swings at baseball bat at baseball it'd be awesome i would say you're i don't think throwing is a strength of yours, Jeff, but flicking, you're very good at. You're one of the hardest flickers that I've met, if that makes you feel good. I'm a pretty good thrower. I wouldn't have said I could do it

if I didn't think I could do it. 80, though. 80? Yeah. If I can't throw 80, I get goddamn close. That means that if a car drove by you at 70 miles an hour, you could throw a ball and hit it while it was driving away from you. I would assume so, yes.

I love this. I think an important question, Jeff. How far are you willing to train? To what extent are you willing to attempt to go for this? Well, I'll tell you, that's a great question, Andrew, and I'll tell you. It's all going to come down to how much it hurts to throw the baseball the first time once

because it is going to hurt a lot. Like, I can't. Listen, I got issues with the shoulder. So I know it's going to be painful, first of all. So if I throw it and going to be painful first of all so if I throw it and it doesn't hurt so much and my first throw is like 62 miles an hour or something then I'll be like oh I'll train for a couple

weeks if I throw it my arm almost falls off and I throw it 48 miles an hour then it's going to be months Eric just said we play baseball on Saturdays you're welcome to join us to see that you absolutely can't throw 80 I'm now rooting for a world where Jeff can throw 80, and he's like the pinch hitter of this baseball team.

He comes into the last innings, closes it out. I want to see baseball Jeff. If you could throw 80, Jeff, Eric has to let you throw it at his bruise. No way, dude. I wouldn't hurt him like that. Eric, how fast is that ball traveling, do you think, that hit you in the lap? Oh, man.

It was going, I mean, it was a line drive. I was that hit you in the in the lap oh man it was going i mean jory it was a line drive i was probably 40 feet from the plate and it hit me in the thigh so oh god i mean fast fast i also don't think i don't think 120 i don't think you could throw 80 accurately either not i didn't say i could throw it accurately at all i just don't think you can throw 80, period. Hold on, I'll be right back. I gotta let my dog out. It's crying.

What is like our dream, Gavin? Because we want, I want it to be close enough that Jeff believes he can do it so he does the training. I think if he goes, if he throws below 40, he's not gonna bother.

Oh, there's no way he's gonna bother if it's below 40. I wonder what that number is though. Maybe if he throws like 60, 65, it's achievable. Here's gonna bother if it's below 40 i wonder what that number is though maybe if he throws like 60 65 it's achievable here's the thing here's the thing like when we go to mega 64 we would go to fairs and we go to baseball games and sean who's the most athletic of all those guys big baseball fan he would, and the hardest he would throw is 69, and his record ever is 72. So when Jeff is telling me that he's going to throw 80, I'll put $100 on it that you won't break 75.

There's no way. We'll see. I want to see his pitching form, too. Is he going to sprint full speed and then throw the ball? What is his move? You think he's going to happy Gilmore it? move? He's going to happy Gilmore it? Yeah. I'm going to pitch

like a Major League Baseball player. Okay, so you're going to stand, you're going to be stable on the mound. Yeah. So what number, Jeff, does it have to be for you to decide that you think you can do it and train on that first throw? Oh, I think I can do it

regardless. It's just about how much training and what the time frame. Oh, so it's how long of prep you require. Yeah, I'll get to 80 regardless. It's just, is it going to take me a month or is it going to take me six months? I don't know. Okay. I think we should give him three months and if he's not at

80 by three months, then he can't do it. Yeah, but that three months starts after I throw the first pitch. Yeah. The first test. I was going to say, I feel like we need to make some rules on steroid usage, and then I've come to the conclusion I don't think it matters. You do whatever you want. I don't think it will impact us in any way.

If I could get some steroids for my shoulder, I would do it in a second. Not like Jose Canseco, tiny nuts juicing in a fucking in a stall steroids. But if I could get some from a doctor, that'd be fucking great. Tiny Nut Canseco is a great nickname. Well, that's what happened to him, right?

Oh, man. Is that a known fact? Is that on the record? Steroids make your nuts small. Yeah. Where does all the nut flesh go? I don't know. It sucks up in you, I guess.

Wait, is that a negative? I guess less testosterone, right? Tiny nuts? The consequence of it? Yeah, I feel like... Ask... We're just... Ask Jose Canseco's wife.

I don't know. I just... I feel like... More skin, less... Cosmetically, less nut doesn't seem like a bad idea. It's not something I'm necessarily opposed to. Andrew, are your nuts too big?

I don't know what the scale is. You're worried about your nut size, aren't you? No, I'm not. I'm very... Listen, I'm not self-conscious about my nut size at all. I'm just saying I don't think that if they were smaller, it would be a bad thing. Have you guys ever measured...

You know those little, like... Those little, like, precise measuring... Yeah, like, have you guys ever measured you know those little like those are like precise measuring yeah like have you guys ever measured your nuts what are you gonna just go around the like the circumference yeah yeah yeah yeah not a tape measure but like one of those little like you know what i'm talking about those little like shiny metal tools that they use to to precisely measure like car parts and shit right yeah you know what i'm talking about? I know what you mean, but in my head, it's way funnier if it's one of those things

you measure your foot size in. That's fine, too. That's fine, too. Yeah, as long as you don't smash yourself. Seems dangerous. All right, so we're 45 minutes in now. We still have... Oh, God.

What was Vegas like? It was awesome, dude. I went... So I went to vegas for andrew to buy him some video games and i was hoping that it would turn into a whole funny adventure that would be great content for this podcast what actually happens or happened is uh i took an uber to a used video game store uh that was lovely and the people that worked there uh were very nice and so it wasn't in a rough area?

They were familiar with Rooster Teeth and stuff. It was in a lovely area, nice strip mall, really nice store, huge, tons of stuff. And I bought him a copy of Fallout New Vegas and a copy of Saints Row 2 factory sealed and got a decent price on them. And so they're in my closet. I'll have to figure out how to get them to you. I guess I'll mail them to you at some point. Good luck on that.

But Andrew, you technically own them. They're just in my house in Texas. That's very exciting. Yeah, it was super easy. I was happy. I was looking, so we were going to go, Emily and I were looking for a weekend away. We were thinking Chicago to see a White Sox game

or LA to see a Dodgers game, but we decided to hold off and wait till the playoffs and then just go to Vegas. It was an excuse to go to Vegas and bet on sports, but also it was fun and I was happy to do it and I got to explore Vegas a little bit. And I did something in Vegas that I have yet to do. I've embarrassed myself in a way

that I have yet to embarrass myself. I'm so excited. What did you do? Well, let me preface this by saying... If you're training, it would be completely different. No, just to get it out there, because my life is just imbued with feces, right?

Oh, no. So I will say, just to get out of the way, yesterday I barefoot stepped on dog shit again. Squeezed between my big toe and my other toe. I got to look down and see poop squeezing between my toes. And on Monday morning, I woke

up and Arrowhead shit the crate. So, I got to do that again, too. First time she's done it in a while. Why don't you look down? Dude, yeah. Great question, right? He's like in an FPS game. What? Can't see his feet yeah i was like golden eye what i did in vegas that was a new embarrassment is had this you know staying at this nice hotel we always stay at a big bathroom i turned the shower on took off my clothes and i was gonna jump into

the shower and i thought oh i gotta pee and i froze and i thought i should run to the bathroom to pee and then i thought i'll just pee in the shower that's you, oh, I got to pee and I froze and I thought, oh, I should run to the bathroom to pee and then I thought, I'll just pee in the shower. That's fine, whatever. It's not my shower. And so I jumped into the shower to pee and you know how when you start peeing it makes you sometimes fart or poop and you can't stop it? Oh no,

Jeff, no! I had to fart and so I was peeing and I thought, oh, I just got to farted and then I went oh god that's not a fart and I turned and I ran from the shower to the toilet and I

shit all the way to the toilet a trail of little bloopy turds from the shower all the way to the toilet like a little snail trail of diarrhea duty.

Because also, I don't know what happened to me in Vegas, but the second I got to Vegas, the diarrhea turned on and it did not turn off until I got back to Texas. It was like a British guy visiting America after a while. I just went straight to the toilet. And you couldn't stop it?

No, dude. You couldn't just hold most of it until two seconds? No, and I'll be honest with you. I didn't know. Like, I felt it, and I went like, oh, that felt bad. So I turned around to run, and then I ran to the toilet,

and I sat down on the toilet, and then I looked up, and I saw like, what is that on the floor? Oh, no! And then I looked around the door, and I saw that I had left the trail yeah yeah yeah so did you tell Emily stopped oh yeah immediately I was like oh my god you're not gonna believe it I just shit everywhere yeah she was uh she was horrified I like the not gonna believe it. That's the most believable thing I've ever heard.

I absolutely believe it. This isn't at all surprising. That's fair, yeah. And so I don't even know what to think about that one, man, because, like, now I gotta worry about shitting in the shower. Well, I mean, if it's diarrhea, it's... I don't...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it was diarrhea. It wasn't normal. It was diarrhea. I don't understand why yeah yeah yeah no it was diarrhea it was it was it wasn't it wasn't normal it was dying i don't understand why you're applying locations to this it's farting is the issue wherever you fart will be a problem it's not suddenly a shower issue a piss fart is different yeah piss farts different i don't think piss i don't think and honestly and honestly if i had just taken a right instead of a left and gone to the toilet like a civilized human, I would have fart-dutied into the toilet and it wouldn't have been a problem. Wait, so you ran like an out route? What do you mean?

You didn't run the best path to the toilet? Or do you mean before you... No, he went to the shower instead of the toilet. Oh, okay. Like, when I realized I had to pee and I had just gotten naked, I thought left into the shower or right to the toilet. Got it. It's a good thing you sit down and pee. It is a good thing I sit down and pee. And here's why.

Right? As if I needed more encouragement to sit and pee. Oh, maybe that's why, in a way. Because you've, like, Pavlov'd yourself into thinking it's yeah, it's safe to fart

and shit while peeing. So in the shower. I've probably I've trained my anus. God damn it, you're right. How do you untrain an anus? Or how do you retrain an anus?

How fast of a ball do you think Jeff's anus could throw? Oh, how fast of a ball do you think Jeff's anus could throw oh man uh Andrew your homework so oh so so I'm pretty sure I have Gavin convinced on this so we were talking about like Eric said no under no circumstances

are we allowed to jet ski joust and then he seemed to he seemed he seemed like he was down on the idea of us high-fiving in jet skis, right? So I had another idea that would make it maybe a little less dangerous. I also had another idea about this, but you continue. So what if we still get the sprunk ramp, right? And we put it in the water,

but we put it in the water kind of near the edge. We get another ramp on the edge. Then one of us is on, like Gavin or I, let's say Gavin's on the jet ski. I'm on a bicycle, right? And then, so Gavin's going, like, Gavin's following the coast, and I'm coming at him at a 90-degree angle, right? And then so I hit, we both hit ramps at the same time. And then I pass in front of him on the jet ski

and on my bicycle. We high five in the air. Then I just fall in the water with the bicycle. We pull it out, and then he sails off on the jet ski. I feel like this is way more dangerous. What do you mean? That's what Gavin said. However, as I pointed out to Gavin,

as I pointed out to Gavin, who said, this seems like a lot, it seems dangerous. Gavin was scared to death when he got on the jet ski. The Gavin that got off the jet ski was a totally different man. I'm scared. I'm scared to do this too. But once we break the trick down into segments and we practice those segments and we get comfortable

with those segments and we realize they're not as scary and it was taken individually, then we put the whole thing together. Boom. We're set up for success. I just don't think that's how it works. the man that got on the jet ski was obviously i i got off way more confident than i got on but i also got off in way more danger because with confidence comes stupidity and danger oh absolutely i i told you i felt the gravitational i felt the gravitational pull towards an accident i still do do. That's gonna happen.

Is it gonna happen here? I don't think so. I think it'll come in an unexpected way. I think when we do the dumb shit, it gracefully typically goes without a hitch. But we're gonna take it in parts. It's like'm not going to throw an 80 mile an hour ball tomorrow. I'm going to throw it in like a month or two. You don't know that.

Yeah. It takes time. Maybe I will. Maybe I will. November will be the 80 mile an hour ball. Maybe I will. But, you know, if I can throw an 80 mile an hour ball in a month, I can probably throw a 90 mile an hour ball in six months.

Who knows? Okay, so I'm going along the coast. You're coming in from the coast. 90 degrees. Yeah yeah i'm just like i'm coming at you right and am i just holding up my arm so you're just gonna hit the ramp going like i don't know not too fast oh god i forgot that or whatever so in the air yeah so you hit the ramp you go up and as i see you're coming i hit my ramp ahead of you so that i pass in front of you and then i kind of reach my right arm back as I go,

and then as you're coming in, you reach your arm out, and then we just tap each other's hands, and then I fall into the water, and I have to drag a bike out. I have the hard job. You just sail off. But what happens when you're midair,

you're reaching back, and suddenly your front tire is heading for my forehead? What do we do then? So you move. Oh, you move. Move your forehead. That's a great point. That's a great point.

You just move, Gavin. Also, we'll practice so that that part doesn't happen. Well, I'm on the jet ski in the sky. There's no practicing this. You do this once. There's no practicing this. We're going to... Listen, we'll practice.

It's going to be fun. I did the stupid bike trick a thousand times for Gavin. That's very good. We're going to have to do this a few times before we get the right shot. Those are comparable. Those are very different levels.

Stunts are stunts. I don't think we can even do what you're describing in GTA. I think we can, and maybe that's some supplementary content for the site. We'll put that on YouTube. We'll plan it out in GTA. And if we can do it in GTA, then we'll try it in the real world.

Yeah, let's do a GTA video. If we can't do it within an hour, we don't bother in real life. I think we can work up to this and more. So what's my homework? Oh, great. That's a great point. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

Gavin and I were talking about how to better incorporate you into the jet ski stuff since you're in Canada and how do we really leverage Andrew's greatest strengths, right? And I think you're like ultimate superpower.

You're like X-Ray, Superman X-Ray Vision, right? Or Heat Ray Vision is getting free shit from corporations. So all we need you to do is reach out to Seadoo or Yamaha or any other, but ideally Seadoo

via social media and get them to donate or give us or sponsor F*** Face with an official F*** Face jet ski that they can provide for us. It'd be great if it had the logo on it, but it doesn't have to. Supreme sold a jet ski that uh that they can provide for us it'd be great if it had the logo on it but it doesn't have to supreme sold a jet ski we can i'm gonna transcribe how you describe the stunt you want to do word for word just email that to every cdu company i could find

maybe see if we have any takers listen we need that's not gonna get us anywhere we need we need you to do your Andrew best. Can I propose my kind of cross idea I had about this? I was thinking about this stunt too. It doesn't involve the ramp. I forgot about the whole ramp thing. Already, I like this better. But this is so combining of ideas,

because I talked about doing the jet ski jousting, which I think still would be... Did you see the image somebody made? Yeah. By the way, I still think it's a good idea. Did you see it, Gavin? Yeah, you guys could do it. No, I didn't see it.

Here, I'll post it right now. It was made by, I believe, someone named Moo York on the subreddit. Look at it. You can't tell me this doesn't look fucking cool. You wouldn't watch that. It looks great, but the frame after that

is both of us with a pole through our hearts. What are you talking about? We'll put a tennis ball on the end of the pole or something. So this is my idea. Kind of a cross between the two. We get the jousting sticks, right? You guys both jet skis. These people are going to die.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, trust me. Mine is so much safer. We get giant foam hands and we duct tape them to the ends of the jousting sticks you guys high five with the foam hands going past each other why do you it doesn't matter i love that idea stick the stick is going through someone no no no no you're not aiming at each other you're aiming at a middle point between the two and they're gonna cross and hit each other so they're slapping in the middle it's like a distance high five. It is a distance high five combining the jousting idea.

I think this is the safest thing approach. I think this is viable. I think this could be done. I think that's great. What we're going to need, though, is the sea dues. So we need you to work on that. And here's the thing. We're going to do, once we have the jet skis,

yeah, but we need our own jet skis. I can't keep renting them. Once you've secured jet skis for us, Andrew, via your Andrew Patton powers, then we can escalate. We can do all manner of tricks. We're going to be, when you, I would like face to be synonymous with the word

or the hyphenate Jet Ski. I want like the two go together like peanut butter and jelly. Like when you hear Jet Ski, immediately you think, oh, obviously F*** Face, the Jet Ski guys. So we'll do it. There'll be a million different cool tricks and stunts and stuff we can work on. Okay. So we'd say we're definitely not a baseball podcast but 100 a jet ski podcast we're just that's what we are we're a jet ski pod that's eric saying we're not a baseball podcast i just i'm just

repeating what he said how fast can you throw a jet ski i know how fast i can drive one i'm just excited i'm excited for these emails andrew when do you think you could get some uh when you think you can get going on this would you think you'd have news for us by next week? Oh, without a doubt. Could I send them by next week? Will I get a response? Who knows? We'll see.

We just, just need, ideally. Regarding free jet ski? Yeah. Ideally two jet skis, but if we could get one, we'll make it work. Wait, what do you mean? If we get, if we only get one, you mean like you'll rent the other? There's not. Yeah, we'll, we'll make it work. Maybe Rooster's a little, yeah, we'll figure it out.

I see. I got it. Okay. I just wanted to make sure you weren't't gonna try to like reduce the stunt into both being on the same jet ski somehow and doing this in some way complicated version of something that would result in your death i think also in in in uh since we're going all in on jet skis and jet ski related content here at face, which by the way, if you haven't seen Gavin slow-mo jet ski video, it is up on YouTube.

And I think on the Instagram, that's not the stunt though. That's not the stunt. That's just, that's just the same level as the bike stud. Just so you can get your hopes. No, I just,

I just, I just wanted to catch the joy of Gavin's first jet ski. Well, my girlfriend did. I didn't, but yeah. Is there an award show for like stunts? Can we somehow like, can we submit a stunt as stunt

of the year? Is there like an Oscars for stunts? There should be. Some sort of stunt festival we could take. Yeah, I feel like that should be a thing we pursue. I don't know if that exists. So since we're going all in on jet skis, I think we're going to have some jet ski related merchandise too. Like floaty key rings and those like things to hold hold your glasses your oakley's on so you don't

lose them when you fly off the jet ski you know like like legit jet ski related uh helpful merch can we do a thing jeff where we sell toy jet skis and one person just gets a real jet ski yeah why not as long as they fit in the same container you know how you had that laminated card in your wallet with all the roman numerals on what if we just had little laminated instructions to flip a jet ski back over it's very easy to do you got 60 seconds to do it takes you about 30 seconds to flip it over gravity's to do all the work for you. Taurus World Stunt Awards. So this is the thing.

Oh, they got a cool trophy. Oh, we got to look into how what is the requirements to qualify for submission slash voting. This is exciting. Hey, Gavin Free. Yeah.

Before we end this podcast, am I I am riding my bicycle to your house in a little bit, right? Is that happening? Do you have a bicycle and you're going to be riding as podcast, I am riding my bicycle to your house in a little bit, right? Is that happening? Do you have a bicycle and you're going to be riding as well? I'm going to attempt to scramble together enough air to get in this tire. I'll let you know if it works.

Okay, because I think Trevor and I will be on our way here in a little bit. Yeah, I'll get pumping. We should alert the KXAN and the other, KITV and all the other news channels that they'll be running tonight. What? Well, Gavin and I are about to hang out.

Oh, I see. The rain joke. Okay, use the local weather. I got it. Understood. Local weather's always funny. Yeah, it plays well. Good episode, I thought.

Yeah, that was fun. It was a nice one. It went by really quick. Time does just fly by. I feel like we didn't really talk about any of the things you need to talk about but I'm happy with it I think we got through it October 1st knobs

I shit the floor in Vegas bought your games yeah no I think we're good the scariest part of that is just not realizing you shat everywhere I didn't know I didn't know until I saw it I didn't know the poop hit the floor I thought I like clinched you know but I didn't know until I saw it yeah I didn't know the poop hit the floor

I thought I like clinched you know but I didn't that's unfortunate it was also like pudding it wasn't that wasn't anything I could hold in it was soupy

yeah we should wrap up yeah I guess so yeah i agree all right well uh hey thanks for listening to another episode of the face podcast this is the 70th iteration of this show uh you have been listening to pretty pretty far into year pretty far into season two year two farther into season two that we are in a year. Hopefully you like it, and if you do, you'll make some stars. Oh, oh, oh! If you have any extra shift keys, Andrew,

yeah, stars and likes is what we want here at F*** Face on all the Spotify's and the iTunes and SoundCloud's and just stars and likes and tell a friend and then stand over and make sure that friend listens to the podcast.

And if they don't, slap them in the back of the head and say, pay attention, asshole. You're listening to this podcast and you're going to laugh. And yeah, I guess that's it. We'll see you next week. Bye. That was good. Bye.