Regulation Podcast - Alpha-Bet Results // Prepare to be Annoyed [124]

Episode Date: October 12, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about little chat sessions, RIP Coolio, Hurricane Ian, the end of Season 4, Edgar Wright continued, Alpha-Bet Results, potato patties, tub of greek, who has the most strikes, and was it rigged? Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by Shopify at http://shopify.com/face , Black Adam, in theaters and IMAX internationally on October 19, and in North America on October 21, and Honey at http://joinhoney.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. This is number 124 in a series of little chat sessions that we have. My name is Jeff Ramsey, and with me, as always, Gavin Free and Andrew Panton. Hiya. When does a little chat session become a large chat session? When's the cutoff? Because I feel like I would say these are at least medium chats. 90 minutes is when it becomes a large chat session.

Okay, 90 minutes. So we're right under the threshold. Yeah, I think so. Well, this is a double recording, so this is technically a very large chat. That is true. Does the chat stop between episodes? I think it keeps going. I think this is a large chat, I'd say. No, I think that they're two

distinct chats. They have beginnings, middles, and ends. Fair play. I don't know if I agree. I also, I gotta be honest, I don't know that it fucking matters in any way whatsoever. I don't know.

I'm glad Eric's here on time. There was the risk that Eric was gonna be slightly late, but I was worried because I assume we're gonna get into some arguments this episode based on how well we did our food challenge. Really? We might need an extra

couple of judges. Well, I have everything documented. I wrote down all the things. I will say confidently, I think I have one strike. I think I have definitively at least one. Maybe there will be some arguing over multiples, but i feel like i have got one i also certainly have a strike or two what about you uh well i guess mine would depend on well you know here's the deal

we uh we work in a creative industry we are are creative individuals. And as a group, I think we're highly creative. So I think if you take creativity into account, I don't know that I have any strikes. What I expect is that you seem to think that this is all an elaborate prank against you. Oh, absolutely, I do. But I'm not upset about it or anything. I just don't for a second believe that G for Gavin, P for Patton, and U for fuck you, Jeff.

Oh, Uniform. I felt really dumb after the fact that none of us put together Uniform, the thing you created. You created the bet. You got the U for Uniform. Well, I think to be fair, I may have created the corporate structure and the idea behind it, but I think Gavin actually named it. Really? Okay.

If we go back in time, I'm pretty sure Gavin came up with the name. Well, I was just trying to find a pun for meat that you would wear. I think that's what started it. Yeah. No, okay. It's coming back now. That makes sense. That was the brush fire that started the statewide raging fire

that destroyed all the homes at that moment huh okay i have a lot to talk about uh outside of this food oh my god yeah should we come on man well we've got to address the oh listen look deeply saddenedly saddened, deeply saddened by the loss of Coolio. He was a very young 59 years old. That is far too young to be taken from this earth. And what a rare talent. And it just really unfortunately coincided with the day that Sausage Talk came out, where I thinkff decided he was

on our list of people to send the cursed socks to yes which we didn't we haven't even cursed the socks yet so i like we did not send the man any cursed anything uh as far as i know those socks don't even exist yet uh it's true i haven't cursed a single sock. But I was in disbelief last night when we found out. And I was just thinking, what are the chances of that? And I also thought, man, if we'd somehow already got the socks out to him, I wouldn't be able to do this podcast anymore. Yeah, no, I think we'd all have to. I think that would be a curtain call for all of us.

Really? Honestly, it's just got me terrified about the cursed socks. I kind of don't want to do it. Well, we have to. We're already committed to that. But we don't have to send them to anybody. That's for sure. And all of that happened on the same day that a hurricane named Ian struck.

I didn't even think about that. Oh, are you serious? That was the name of it? That was the name of the hurricane. Hurricane Ian. I-A-N. Yeah. What's going on?

We have to stop. Yeah. Why don't we take a break? Why don't we end season four right here? I don't know that. It's a dark way to end season four right here? I don't know that. It's a dark way to end season four. Look, we have to have a break. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

No, so this is it. This is the end of season four. We'll take about a 10 minute break before we start season five. Okay. Between recordings of episodes 124 and 125. No, just karmically makes me feel pretty dirty. I don't know why uh feel real bad yesterday was a was it was a really sad day in a lot of ways i don't know why you feel sad this is

gavin's fault i mean this is entirely on him he put the it's the curse sock he has the curse i don't think you or i really have anything to do with this but i and on the other hand that's you know maybe a little bit more spread out i. I think it's more fair to say that Gavin killed Coolio. I feel comfortable in saying that. Sort of a guilt by association. Maybe your cat did. Have you checked, Jeff, to see if our Coolio cards have gone up in value? No, I feel like that would be opportunistic and insensitive.

Well, I don't want to sell it. I would never sell my Coolio. I was just curious if there is a shift in the market. We a legend i don't know i don't know but i will tell you that um that the that my card has become priceless to me now oh absolutely it was a prized possession before but now it's like it's ratcheted up in like personal value i think it was maybe his only autograph card there may have been one other i don't remember if it was an autograph card or not but he was in like a hip hop trading card set so it's a rare card he had a rare coolio pretty rare card what oh man well we

we lost a good one we did yeah we did i'm glad uh the socks didn't go through as long as nothing happens to who else do we say we're gonna send keenan and kel and jackie chan don't don't reinforce it man i'm just saying is there anyone else we want to send the socks to i don't think we should send to anyone i don't think we need to give away any any any promo socks does it only work if it's not intentional uh do you think if we sent somebody a sock as like a a threat of sorts would that be okay no but that works even worse i i mean that that's a threat that's that sounds criminal no i'm not saying like a serious threat i'm just you know a little little intimidation potentially who do you want to intimidate? Hmm. Who do I want to intimidate? That's a great question.

I would want to intimidate... I don't know. All the sports teams I care about are on fire or in the trash in some way. It feels useless to try to leverage a sports advantage. Everyone is already in the hole. That's a great point. I don't really have anyone I need vengeance against

at this moment, but I'm just throwing it out there. Something for you to hold on to, for sure. The thing that I love the most about this start to this podcast is how morbidly quiet Gavin is to the whole thing because I know he is legitimately deeply troubled, which I think is so

odd for Gavin, who is a man of science and doesn't believe in anything uh like yeah i super don't i i love being a skeptic of this shit but it is haunting yeah i would be so goddamn mad if i was edgar wright listening to gavin be all upset and solemn about a thing completely unrelated and joyfully talking about an event that I got pissed on to his family? I'd be mad. We don't know. I really hope he didn't get pissed on,

and we don't know that he got pissed on. It's almost certain he got pissed on based on what he said. Look, if he... I'm going to have to start working on a new guilt basket if that's the case. I think I know Gavin pretty well after all these years,

and I would say that the guilt runs deep in Gavin, and I wouldn't be surprised if on his deathbed he still feels bad about potentially being associated with urine going on Edgar Wright. Yeah. I'd agree with that. He'll be 98 years old, and he'll still be thinking about it. He'll be thinking about the five things he has be feel guilty or embarrassed about in his life well that's not that's not a

level of embarrassment you just walk away from nuts and it's through blood too it's not even i didn't even do it i didn't piss on him that's true and i still feel like you'll be scared to talk to edgar right you still will be avoiding him at that age your final words you'll come in you'll be on you'll be on your deathbed, and you know, like the big reveal or whatever, like your final words, you'll be like, come closer, I need to tell you something. Tell him to go right.

I'm sorry. What I didn't tell you is that as I progressed through the airport, I was sort of, because I kept ending up with him, I was, I feel like my confidence was actually building up like I've Said something and then then this is before I heard the piss story And then we were both going through like the automated passport gate thing at the same time and mind it my door didn't open Yeah, so I took my passport out and tried to put it in but I dropped it

Outside of the little gate and then I got locked out. It closed. My bag was just stuck in the, in the bit with the camera. And I watched Edgar Wright just go straight through it. So I was like, oh, I just wasn't meant to be. I had to wave down the guy to be like, I'm sorry, I got stuck outside the little gate. But it said,

at first it said that there were two people in there. So I was like, I stepped back to be like, maybe I need to reset. But as I stepped back, the passport flew out of my hand and slid out under the back of the gate. And then it closed when I was on the other side. You were all hot and bothered by Edgar. Dude, you were all... I was on the other side. You were all hot and bothered by

Edgar Wright. You were all... Yeah, I know. You were flummoxed. By the way, Nick asked if piss is thicker than blood, which I think is a hilarious thing to say. No, it's so much worse because he's like a hero of mine.

So it's like, you really don't want to goof. I would much rather not say anything to him than make a goof of myself. Well, here's, here's, I have two thoughts here about this Gav, uh, that I've been actually thinking about for a little bit. Uh, one, uh, and this just, I think further illustrates my point with your, uh, your passport fumble. Uh, I think the universe was intervening. Like it was was if it had

happened if you had crowbarred the Edgar Wright conversation in and this is by the way this is why I stand by my assertion that you should never meet your heroes never meet anyone you look up to that is why I will if I see Howard Stern or

David Lynch walking down the street I am turning around and I'm going the other way I don't want anything to do with him. Because the best thing you can do, like you get 100 on the test, that grade, you get that grade for not embarrassing yourself. Everything else that can happen is worse than that. And so what probably would have happened is you would have rubbed him the wrong way and he would have given you a pithy response or you would have fumbled and embarrassed yourself and you would have just been torn up about it.

Whatever it is, every time Edgar Wright movies come out, you would go to watch it and you would remember that and you would feel a little bad about yourself and a little shittier and it would ruin a little bit of Edgar Wright for you. So the universe was doing you a huge solid by keeping you two apart. Also, my other thought is, you say it's not your fault, guilt by association.

You clearly know what your family is capable of. You went out in public with them. You should have known better. I feel like my family's usually good. I guess it's just like everyone's new to the traveling. It was everyone's first time traveling with this new child. So I think there's just like learning curves happening yeah usually it's a pretty inoffensive family just minding its own

business i promise do you have that with any celebrities jeff like you have a specific experience or interaction that has changed the way you look at them and now whenever you see their work you think about them in a different way like it well for you i mean i feel like i've told my my charles barkley story one million times absolutely but that did i mean that that's where this comes from right like and i'm i'll be honest with you i'm fairly neurotic about it uh i i really don't want to meet if someone wants to meet me that's fine uh i got no problem with that but i don't want to meet if someone wants to meet me that's fine I got no problem with that but I don't want to meet anyone else

that I look up to or admire and it all stems from meeting Charles Barkley when I was 17 yeah and it did ruin he was he and Larry Bird were my heroes and Bird was on his way out because his back was falling apart and Charles was kind of

at the height of his abilities as an NBA player. He's still on the come up a little bit actually because he had some really good years of the Suns. He was from Alabama and growing up in Alabama, I never liked Alabama. I never connected with Alabama. There weren't a lot of people that I looked up to from Alabama you know I had like I don't have a lot of great famous role models you know I had I had fucking Jimmy Buffett which was like his whatever it's fine uh I had Hank Aaron which was cool and I had Charles Barkley that's a good one and uh yeah and so um I was beyond crestfallen, and I didn't like him for years and years and years after that. And it wasn't until the NBA on TNT when I just was so impossibly entertained by the guy again

that I really fell back in love with him. And now I love him more than I ever did when I was a kid. Do you have any of those, Gavin? Would this add on to it, or would Edgar Wright be your first one where your view of their work would forever be changed? Do you have any of those, Gavin? Would this add on to it, or would Edgar Wright be your first one, where your view of their work would forever be changed? I don't think I've ever had one to that extent, no. It's good.

Yeah, I think I've always done okay. Have you ever had one with content where it wasn't even a personal interaction, it was just something they did changed how you looked at them as an actor or performer in some way? Yeah. That's it. That's it. way? Yeah. That's it. That's it. It's sad. That's fair.

That's fair. I meant within the work itself. I'm not saying go into anything personal. That's sort of like a deep, dark scene. I'll just spin this around because that went to a sad place. Are we just cutting so much from this episode? Is that what's happening? Can we release this? I don't think the news will be cut. are we just cutting like so much from this episode is that what's happening are we just

like can we release this i don't think it needs to be cut no i'm gonna i'll pivot to a thing i think jeff you and i've talked about this in the past and i'm sure we can relate on this there's a character in the tv show the shield something happens to them later in the show that is so unexpected and jarring it's all i can see that like it's all i think about when i see that actor regardless of whatever role that person does all i think about what scene are you what character are you referring to uh oh man it's been so long i don't remember the names asavada i want to say season five horrible, like truly horrible happens to that character.

And it's all I think about when I see them because it was so jarring and unexpected. I've never seen any other show do that. Like it's just, I cannot disassociate

that moment from that guy. I thought maybe you were, I was trying to think of like most shocking moments in the show. No, there's a lot in that show. When Lemonhead gets the grenade or like when Ronnie

and Ronnie meets the oven, you know. I gotta watch this show. It was a the show. No, there's a lot in that show. When Lemonhead gets the grenade or when Ronnie meets the oven. I gotta watch this show. It was a great show. Listen, Gus once described it to me as sitting down and having a series of tiny heart attacks for one hour at a time once a week. And that's what the show was like.

It is intense. That's what Ozark was like for me. I haven't seen that i've been ozark was very good but it was a lot slower than a lot slower than the shield you know one of the things i think most about when i think the shield chef which is funny because it's like as you said it is a series of endless heart attacks the acting is so intense it's like there's so many different crazy arcs you go through one of the first things i i think about and that stuck with me with that show is a random subplot in season one where there's a a dispute like a domestic dispute between these people and somebody spray paints the word hoe across their front door and

like red letters and they they talk to the person then they go back to the house later and it says shoe like they just added an s to it because they didn't know how else to fix it so they just made it a different word that gag has stuck with me for years it's the main thing i think about that show there's so many insane intense moments and i just think of ho to shoe when i think of the shield that's pretty i also have like some vivid graffiti cover-up memory from a show from Alan Partridge. Someone spray paints cock piss Partridge on his car. And he asked someone to fix it for him. And then the reveal is that they just sprayed new letters on it.

It says cook past Babtridge. And that's just like one of those things that's also just burned visually into my head. It's funny how those are the same gag, really. Well, did we cover all the heavy news so that we could talk about our contest now? into my head. It's funny how those are the same gag, really. Ah! Uh, well, did we cover all the heavy news so that we could talk about our contest now? I just realized we're fucking, we're 20 minutes in. I feel like we should go into the alphabet. We got a lot to discuss. Well, I guess depending on how much

it got cut, maybe we're two minutes in. I'm not sure. I have a feeling that you have completely fucked this in some way, Jeff, out of paranoia that you were somehow the butt of a joke. Okay. That's my assumption. I have a few ideas, because we had a little text conversation last night.

You implied that you did something maybe not intended. You went off the path, but was creative. I speculated in my own head. I thought maybe you went for the most strikes possible. I'm excited to see your list. Has everybody written down? No, I just took, I just took photos of my stuff. Okay. I wrote down everything. Okay. I wrote down mine. I think we should just post this or let's go one

at a time. Let's go one at a time. So let's go alphabetically. Uh, you, okay. Not the letter you, but you as an Andrew. Okay. Uh, let me, let me copy in Andrew. Okay. Let me copy and paste my Monday. It's going to do my first day. I'll talk to you about the adversity I encountered the first day. Immediately. Okay. Going with Monday. First thing I did.

Pancakes. Six things? Yeah. That's what I ate. Pineapple. Well, pineapple chunks and popcorn could be next to nothing yeah there was like snacks yeah there's throwaway snacks so i had pancakes i realized after i had ordered the pancakes i cannot put butter on them it's a real issue dry pancakes are not nearly as enjoyable as the thing i was all excited i was like i'm gonna start my day with some pancakes some potato potato patties. We're getting this off

on a good foot. Oh, I can't use butter. I feel like it would be against the rules if I use butter. So that was brutal. Then we got some nice pecan pie. That sounds brutal. Oh, it was terrible. It was a tough way to start. I had to really bounce back from that. There's some pecan pie. Wanted pumpkin.

Didn't have any at the store. It was tragic. Once again, word versity. You're calling a hash brown a potato patty, by the way. No, it's a potato patty. Okay. What do you mean?

Never heard that. Never heard the word potato patty before in my life. I will send you, I'll send you the product. I'm going to assume it's a Canadian thing. I'm not going to knock it.

I just agree with Gavin. I think it's a hash brown, probably. Well, if it was a hash brown, a hash brown is 100% potato. How would that not be a... Okay, so the answer to Gavin's question is yes. No, I'm just... I'm just saying.

If you want to give me a strike for potato patty, that's fine. No, no. I'm fine with it. I don't give a fuck. I was just clarifying. I appreciate the creativity of it. I like that it's good. It's like there's a, yeah, no, it's nice. It's fun to say. Potato patty. It's like the McDonald's hash brown.

That's a definite potato patty, I'd say. Okay, so again, when he asked if it was a hash brown and you did a song and dance, the answer was yes. Well, I'm just, you know, different words for different things. It's 100% potato. I think that's the point. Hey, I like where you're going with that. Just remember, different words for different things when it's my% potato. I think that's the point. Hey, I like where you're going with that.

Just remember, different words for different things when it's my turn, okay? I really appreciate that. Oh, that's unfortunate. Anyway, we're moving on to pineapple chunks. Had some pineapple, because McDonald's is offering pineapple. So I got some pineapple from McDonald's. It's delicious. Got a few bags.

Carried me through the week, potentially, in some ways. Ran out of popcorn. And end of the day, pepperoni pizza. It was delicious. And that was my Monday. On that, I have to reference the text conversation we were in. Monday, 8 p.m., Andrew texts Jeff and myself. I couldn't put butter on my pancakes this morning,

but we are holding strong. And then a picture of a pepperoni pizza. Stay strong, everyone. We can do this. Neither of us replied. No, no, I had nothing to say to that person. So are we, do you want me to continue on with my day? I'll lie, real quick question.

Now, does pineapple chunk, does that count as a P for pineapple or C for chunk? I think it's a definite P. You real quick question. Do you know, does pineapple chunk, does that count as a P for pineapple or C for chunk? I think it's a definite P. You should try that. Continue, please. Do we got any strikes on Monday?

Are we doing any? I mean, I think potato patties is a, I mean, if I wish you would, if you took a photo of it and it's like,

there's a box that says potato patties, then that would help, but I don't care. Based on what I've got coming up, I would like to not strike any of that. Yeah, I'm kind of in the same boat. Kind of in the same boat.

You know what? I'll drop a Discord photo of what I consume. And while I do that, I will copy and paste my Tuesday, Tuesday items. We have a continuation of sorts. I finished off my pancake

from the previous day. Couldn't get through all of them because of lack of butter. I finished off my pancake for the previous day. Couldn't get through all of them because a lack of butter. This wasn't enjoyable. Had some more pineapple leftover pepperoni pizza. Enjoyed some poutine. And then we just kind of had some snack items. We had the peanut butter pretzel. I don't know if you've ever had the Kirkland peanut butter pretzel,

like little, little treat thing. I have like a, oh, it's delicious they're great had some of those had some peanuts discussed about recently ended the day with pineapple oh you got pineapple that's why i've got pineapple because i i kept track of what i ate and went so i had pineapple in the morning and some pineapple at the very end of the day first one of the first

things one of the last things I ever ate for that day. I'll quickly drop in a potato patty photo. McCain's potato patties. You win. I feel like that counts. Fair play. Fair play. You got it.

Okay, and now Wednesday. Wednesday is my potentially, you can argue maybe other strikes. I have a definite strike on Wednesday that I will get into. Paste. Wednesday, we had some more peanut butter pretzels some more peanuts pulled pork i see the strike this time then dark chocolate dark chocolate that was so you want me to get into why what happened with the dark chocolate i would appreciate it i had a bar of dark chocolate on my desk.

I don't drink. I'm not a drinker. I'm not a big drinker, but I had some cider to celebrate an event. It was just in my fridge. I was like, you know, I'll have the cider. Sometimes I have like allergic reactions when I drink alcohol. I was all stuffed up.

I had a headache. I felt tipsy. Just one cider could really take me down. I was not feeling good. I was feeling out of it. I was like like i just need something to like eat right now all this chocolate seems like a great idea that'd be great i love this lint dark chocolate ate half the bar it was so easy to do this i would forget at times and i

had moments of panic that i can only eat pea foods i was halfway through the lint bar and I was like, oh god. This isn't, this isn't, there's no pee in this. I am fucked. This is a strike. I didn't want to cover it. I felt that would be dishonorable. I fucked up. I had a cider. Lost my edge a little bit. Rounded the day out. Sweet potato fries. Some pumpkin pie.

Finally found some. Great, great dessert. Great treat. Perfect for the season. Fantastic and always. And then peaches. Oh, great dessert. Great treat. Perfect for the season. Fantastic in all ways. And then peaches. Oh, and today, I forgot. I've only had one thing to eat today. I think the perfect way to round out my alphabet Thursday, today, for my hubby's bagels, I

had a pretzel. Wow. Okay. Very nice. So this is my alphabet. These are my things. How are we feeling about strikes?

I know dark chocolate, definite. Dark chocolate's a strike. I think that's the only one. Yeah, I think you

get one strike, buddy. Wow. You did double up a few times, but there's no... Yeah, we talked about that.

You had two pretzels in two days, wasn't it? Yeah. You had a pretzel yesterday and today. Different pretzel types, though.

The pretzel from my other bagel, like a a pastry pretzel the snack pretzel is more like a chip almost with peanut butter in the middle it's like a hard salty pretzel uh yeah i think i think you did you did very very well i feel great about this and you know at the once we all talk about i'll have some more things to discuss regarding this but we'll let's go to the other people now i hate the way you do that. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure? We'll help you breeze through security.

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So why don't we... How many photos did you take for this? Oh, a lot. Okay. Okay. I'm ready. And I'm expecting strikes. It was more difficult than I thought. So let's say I did a few things.

I've not done it. I've not taken every picture of every meal. So I had this a few times. All right. So we got taken every picture of every meal. So I had this a few times. All right. So we got some green grapes in Greek yogurt. Yep. You know. Another morning, I had some of these.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Those are gross, by the way. That was the worst thing I ate. Those overnight grains are absolutely disgusting. That was some soggy shit. I do. I'm not going to throw a strike on you for the Greek yogurt,

but I just really like the idea of referring to what you're eating as Greek. That's the food. You're just eating Greek. Tub of Greek. Just remember that you didn't strike him for that. Thank you very much. And I seem to have not taken a picture of it, but you can see it in the top right corner

of my green grapes and Greek yogurt picture. Those are some goldfish. I had some as a snack. Back in the old... I'll have to go to my favorites every time. That'll be good. We had some snacks. A granola bar.

That's a good one. That's a great one. And another morning, I had just some snacks okay that's a good one that's a and another morning i had just some straight up granola okay had that i poured that into the greek yogurt that morning you poured it into the greek is what you mean yeah i put it into the greek yeah the problem with what you're doing here though gavin and i'm sure i'm guilty of this too is you're using goldfish crackers so you're doing here though Gavin and I'm sure I'm guilty of this too is you're using goldfish crackers so you're focusing on the brand for goldfish and you're ignoring you're not referring you didn't say I ate kind I had a thing of kind yeah what he's doing what he's doing is he's setting a baseline that's gonna help me out a lot now the reason I thought that'd be okay I know we weren't gonna go for like an oreo isn an O, it's a cookie, right? But they are shaped like a goldfish.

So I thought that made it more okay. You know what? Yeah, that's fine. I would give maybe a half strike on that based off that argument. You've removed me from the full strike. I don't think it's a strike at all. Eric's written question marks. Go ahead, Eric. You think it counts because it's shaped like a goldfish? Well, I thought it might help me a little bit more. I think he's right. You think it counts because you're shaped like a tall fish. Well, I thought it might help me a little bit more.

Again, I don't have a vote in here. I think that there was some stuff that Andrew had that was on the line. I think there's some stuff that you have that's flagrant. But again, I don't have a vote. So I'm going to, you know, we'll just keep going. I'm curious to see what else you got. Garden vegetables. You're insane.

That's crazy. Okay, that one I might deserve a strike on. I also, I got pretty adventurous because I was running out of ideas. Had myself for dinner half a pint of gumbo. Oh, that's a good one. That's a great one. Never had that before. I also bought as a snack on one of the days some sugar-free gummy bears, which I'm told you shouldn't eat a lot of because you're shit liquid.

So I only had a few of those for the evening. A little bit. A little bit of gelato. Nice. That's a great one. What flavor is that? That was caramel. Nice. That's a great one. What flavor is that? That was, it's caramel. Yeah.

Now. I just have to agree with what we were saying earlier where like you use brand name for some stuff and not other stuff and it's making me nuts. Like if you would have had tea, I feel like you still would have eaten this because it says Talenti. So I think.

Right. But it's G though, right? So that counts. That's fine. Right. But what I'm saying is that you've used brand names for some things, but not everything. So I feel like if you had tea, you still would have eaten this. It is.

That's what I'm positing. Seeing some of your picks, Gavin, it does make. seeing some of your picks gavin it does make i had a conversation before earlier today with eric in which we had a slight debate whether baked potato count for me so for you with some of the the leaps the goldfish the kind bar you got a you got a few extensions here i didn't know whether this one oops oh that's too big that one isn't it stupid how some photos are too big and others aren't makes no sense yeah um okay are you ready are you ready for a strike i'm oh i can't wait am i going to slack now this no no no uh no the the one that didn't post i'll give it to you later it was a ginger shot which

i didn't know whether it was food or not or a drink but it was just like a probiotic ginger juice i would say it's a drink. Either way, that's fine. I can send you the fact that it made my... Oh, no, I can't send you that. That's too big as well. I'll just go and shove it up my ass. Next one.

You want to see the strike? I want to see the strike so bad. Now, this was because I had people over. Everyone's ordering the same food. I had to make do with what i had access to i mean it's just sushi you've just you've had sushi that's not but does it help you that i ordered the gandhi's inferno the godzilla roll and the geisha roll i thought you're gonna argue that they're green i appreciate that you went with with green the g they were calling it. It's still sushi. That's a strike.

Yeah, and none of them were good. Oh, no. And they're from San Francisco, apparently. I think that's just where DoorDash is from. Let me introduce you to probably my best meal of the entire event. We've got a garden salad with ginger dressing, garlic bread, some ground beef sauce, and some gnocchi. That looks delicious.

That's a lot of G's right there. That was the most G's I crammed into one meal. And that one was excellent. And shout out to Meg Turney for getting all that. If anything, that's probably worth bonus points because you layered so many G's together. I considered doing an all-P pizza, but I didn't want to deal with pickles. think that's probably worth bonus points because you you layered so many g's together i considered doing an all p pizza but i didn't want to deal with pickles that was my hindrance well you didn't

have to you could have picked other stuff no i would but i wanted it to be for the thing to work i needed all the peas on the menu and that was the one that i was i don't know i know about this because i couldn't want peppers pineapple pepperoni they had pine nuts i wasn't sure where that would fall uh and the pickles was the distractor there i i just as you said jeff great great use of cheese gavin yeah thanks uh let me see if i can get those uh those ones that didn't work real quick here we go um it was it was this one oh seems to be working that was the okay ginger shot the ginger shot, that's a beverage. It's a drink. That's not your fun.

Yeah, okay. And it did... No, never mind. The other one didn't take. Also, in addition, I know we weren't doing drinks, but I exclusively drank grapefruit-flavored sparkling water.

I like that you didn't actually eat any grapefruit, though. You only drank it. I like that. That's bubbly. That's good water. Yeah, I like it. And that drank it. I like that. That's bubbly. That's good water. Yeah, I like it. And that's me.

I'm done. I don't remember the order, but that was everything I ate. So I'd say, conservatively, Gavin, maybe one and a half strikes. I'm going to go with one. I think one. I think there's sushi. You think one? Yeah.

What's the other strike? Goldfish? I'm totally on board with the goldfish. Goldfish is fine. If we're going to let Greek yogurt go, we've got to let goldfish go. And garlic bread, because that's bread. No, you ate garlic and Greek and goldfish.

And you're giving me garden vegetable soup? I was ignoring that. You did so well in other areas. All right. Yeah, we'll do one and a half strikes. How about that? What about, okay, how about we have our ratings. Eric, how many strikes would you give Gavin?

Oh, this is good. I mean, that's, it shouldn't even, I shouldn't probably be involved. I think that the gelato to me is like, that's fine, but then the goldfish aren't. I also don't think progresso soup is a G. The granola's fine. The Kind Bar, yeah, you could do that

because it's a granola bar. The overnight grains, I don't agree with. I don't think overnight grains should count. What is that then, just parfait? Yeah, or overnight grains. Which would be O. But it's grains. Yeah, this is the baked potato. It's baked potato.

I think Andrew's sweet potato should be a strike. No, that's a vegetable. It's different to a potato. Vegetable would be V if we're doing vegetable. P would be potato. Sweet potato would be S. But sweet potato isn't a potato with sugar on it. It's a different vegetable.

Yes, baked potato. But sweet potato isn't a potato with sugar on it. It's a different vegetable. So how about, Eric, could you quietly? I think, I think if I was giving Gavin strikes, I think I could settle for two and be comfortable. But if you guys want to go with one and a half, it would be fine. I just want to, in the background,

could you just do your own strikes? And at the end, we could just hear your perspective on where the strikes are? Sure. So now we'll move on to you, Jeff. The floor is yours. I'm so excited for you. Okay, so much like Gavin,

I didn't write down what I ate, when I ate it. I just took a picture of everything I ate. And I will say also, not to play the heartstrings uh here for you guys but um I have a very sick dog here and he had to go to the hospital for 24 hours and so I didn't eat a lot during this period because I was running around back and forth because Henry has pneumonia uh he's fine now he's he's back home he's doing better uh but it was a stressful like 24 hours for me and so it was a little hard for me to follow along uh it's a good picture of gavin for some reason oh it went through

that was the one of that's what the ginger shot did to my face sorry sorry to interrupt this nice uh so uh nice i uh not nice i feel like i was faced with the with the a really difficult letter in you. You absolutely were. It's odd that that was the letter we chose to dissect as a difficult letter in the previous episode, and then suddenly you miraculously pulled it. But whatever. Not to be deterred, I did my best.

I started out. I ate a lot of these over the week. I got some Uncrustables. That's a it literally says 58 grams of sandwiches it's Uncrustables they start with a U I got them in peanut butter I got them in sorry strawberry

I got them in grape as well I didn't take a photo of the grape this one might be a little bit more of a stretch but for a snack I got them in grape as well. I didn't take a photo of the grape. This one might be a little bit more of a stretch, but for a snack along with the Unquestables, I found these things. They're UTS. Eric is not going to be happy with these. No, it's... If I'm losing you here, things are going to get worse.

I was going to say, I have a feeling that it's only just begun. UTS is the brand. They make Utz balls, I think they're called. So I feel like that counts. By the way, they're great. My family has fallen in love with Utz. We're going to eat a lot.

As you know, that Monday night, I had to go out to dinner with my daughter for her 17th birthday. I asked you guys specifically, we were going to go get sushi. I said, can I go to a place called Uchi because it starts with a U. And you said, no, you can't go to that restaurant. It doesn't count. So I didn't. I went to the sister restaurant, Uchiko.

It's a totally different place. And if I'm being honest with you, and I think Gavin will back this up, I think it's better anyway. Oh, it's way better. For proof, here's a picture Millie took of me walking in the door at Uchiko. I didn't take a... Why do you look blind?

I didn't take... I was posing. I didn't take any photos of any of the Uchiko stuff I ate inside, but it all started with a U. There was U steak. There was U tuna. There's Udumame. It's all U.

I like that one of Jeff's pictures of what he ate is the picture of a roof of a building. Then for breakfast the next morning. Breakfast is difficult. Can we put this picture of you going into the restaurant on a shirt? This is what an insane picture. Listen, listen, you can put that photo on a shirt right after you put Bingo Can't Do It on a shirt. That's got to come first.

We'll talk about that later. Also, I'm pretty sure you're reaching for the wrong side of the door. Isn't that a hinge you're reaching for? I wasn't reaching for anything. I was posing with my hand out to say, like, here is Uchiko. Breakfast was difficult.

Well, no, before we move away from the photo, there's a reflection in the door of somebody a ghostly reflection of someone who seems terrified of is that a mirror that yeah because we're doing a future no yeah

that's a no that's an employee who's wondering why we're taking 45 fucking photos and not just walking in he looks like a character in the Walking Dead choose your own

adventure at the Telltale game when he does. Okay, so breakfast. Hopefully you guys are with me so far and I don't have any strikes. We'll see about this one. Turns out there's something

you can eat for breakfast called unicorns. So I had those. Oh, you have thumb in the shape of thumb placement. Waffles. That's a great, the waffles, yeah. Oh, is my thumb covering? I don't know. I don had those. I appreciate the thumb placement. That's a great, the waffles, yeah.

Oh, is my thumb covering? I don't know. I don't know that that's the case. It's called Kellogg's Unicorn. You missed the bottom right waffles, by the way. Oh, I'm not sure if that's for this box.

Anyway, those right there. Also the pearl waffle on the bottom left. Those right there, they taste like shit. They're cotton candy flavored. They look terrible. They're fucking

disgusting. I didn't enjoy any of this week, by the way. Everything sucked that I had to eat. For lunch that day, I believe it was, I had, keeping with the unicorn theme, I had some unicorn shapes for lunch. They were pretty good. I'm not gonna lie. They were cheesy.

The hot placement is always so good. Those are craft unicorn shapes. They're really good. Look them up. It's a food. Yeah, I cover up the word craft, but it's there. Craft unicorn shapes. Then for dinner that night, I was really proud of this.

And I think you guys will be with me here. I ate from a place called Umami Burger. So I had an umami. You didn't cover burger with your thumb. Well, it's called umami. It says umami in big letters. Hang on. What did you get from umami burger?

I got an umami burger. That's what it's called. It's like the number one. Yeah. And then the next day, I had, for a snack, I had, I might be losing you a little bit on this one, I had an Urito. If we don't see some Udo noodles or actually something with a Urito. That's what I think is impressive. I don't think you have a single not strike.

You only have strikes. For lunch today, I had an, I had an. We can see the bee through the paper um well that that picture was too big so i'll have to i'll have to skip to uh let's see oh man i like how some of them don't work on discord uh i know it makes no sense right i had uh for a snack i had uddy uddies those are really good if you ever have them they're chocolatey uh uddy uddies um oh i had you you were presenting this up front you were presenting this like you may have taken some slight liberty i hate i think you're like this i had some I had some ushers uh which are very good

uh you can see right there it says is what those are called uh I also had uh this stuff is great if you ever uh oh shit this is too big too what a piss take uh hold on let me let me do something with these real fast because these are too good to miss yeah I had to take screenshots of my yeah just to make that's what I'm gonna this was your game this game and you're showing us ooh ushers like what I think it's pronounced ooh it ushers not publishers but I don't know I'm not I'm not entirely sure about that and then what was it oh yeah here yeah. Here we go.

Let me take a screenshot of this guy, too. I think if you're with me so far, I think we're fine. And it sounds like you guys are. I don't think anyone's with you. And I don't think there's been any implication that we are even slightly with you. So you guys are with me. Got it. Okay.

So we'll do... Let's see where we go. Oh, yeah. This is an... I had an... This was not very good good i had an uffed ust uh it's sort of a it's like a baked dish uh cylindrical baked dish it's called uffed ust uh you can see it right there on the box it's sam's sam's choice uffed us i got that at walmart now you're in andrew's territory this is yeah uh then i got uh oh i like this one i think you'll like this one uh put some effort into this one i ate some uh how is that too big i just fucking screenshotted that you gotta be

suck my butthole uh let me try again uh all right here we go all right there's no point counting strikes eric he is we're in a different inning based off of jeff's photos i ate some that's unch and unch uh it's like a it's like a and unch unch and unch a bunch and unch it's like a snack snack meal it's pretty good I have never seen how mad I am cuz I'm so funny yeah hard to tell I've never seen anyone try so hard yet not try at all I had some fun shows these are pretty good it's like a potato we unchoes they're crispy I cut those from Walmart as as well uh and then what else you put that you scribbled out the the brand name and not potato crisps

unchose is what they're called uh oh right i had this today i had one of these today it's called an up cake uh they're like a little footballs on them uh those are good you didn't you you went from order. As long as there was a U somewhere in the food, even if it's not in the food and only in the brand name, it was good enough for you. And then the last thing I had, now this one might be a stretch.

I apologize for this one. I was losing some steam at the end. I had what I like to call an upside down burger, which you might call a Big Mac, but if it's upside down, I assumed that it would count. So I'll take a strike on that one because I feel like that's a bridge too far. But I feel pretty good about the other. Hey, can I ask why you didn't just do that with all your fucking foods, dude?

Because I thought of it today. So anyway, I did my best. I did my best. I did my best. It was hard to eat the ewes. Here's what you should do between Monday of next week and the next recording. You should do the challenge.

Yeah, just not even the challenge. Just eat one new food. Just one. Unquestables. I ate unquestables. That's the same. This doesn't count. Umami. I had umami.

Oh, I had udon when I was at Uchiko. That counts. You didn't take a picture of that? You didn't include that? You didn't even show us that. I didn't make the cut. I didn't take any pictures of the inside Uchiko. What do you mean?

I don't know. I just didn't think to. It was like a fancy birthday dinner. I don't want to be like taking photos of food in a dark room. But you didn't even tell us that you didn't mention. I forgot about it till just now. It's the only genuine you you've had. I think everything I showed you was a you.

Even when I yelled out, I'd be pissed if there's no Udo. Look, I get I get I get that that the upside down burger is probably not right. I'll take a strike on that. But ushers, uddy, uddy, unch and unch, umami, I stopped counting. I got to like seven and I just went, that's enough. I'm just going to start counting these real foods.

Unchos, upcakes, I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to tell you! Did you do this? I don't feel like you did, but you did something. I don't know what you did you did you do this? I don't feel like you did but you did something I don't know what you did but you did you took the most pictures

thanks I also put a lot of work in I painted shit I had to go buy red paint at the store to paint those bags why didn't you just use red ushers?

I didn't think to anyway so I don't think to. Anyway, so I don't know how to determine who won, but I guess it sounds like I might have more than one strike. And so Andrew had one. Gavin had one. And I guess, Andrew, you win. Yeah, I think Andrew wins.

I guess technically I win. Thanks. It doesn't feel great. I think with an equal amount of effort across the board, Andrew wins. I wish we did you like first. That really, that was deflating in a weird way. thanks it doesn't feel great with a equal amount of effort across the board andrew wins i yeah i wish we did you like first that really that was deflating in a weird way i don't know that was the best i don't know yeah i'm pretty sure that was the order that i'm pretty sure that was the order that needed to go in well should i eric should i get into what i was gonna talk about

yeah no no do we have time yes we'll go long if we have to jeff jeff confided in me earlier this week and brought it here that he thinks that he's been fucked with andrew brought his video or photo evidence that he pulled the numbers legally to me and nick and i don't even know what to tell you guys let me let me start this has to go to very specific this better not be recorded I recorded it's not fixed I recorded the numbers being pulled for all of us and uh that evening Gavin and I were talking and I said what do you think the odds because it was ridiculous the ones. I said, what percentage of the audience do you think will think

that I have somehow rigged this so that I have the easiest letter? And I don't remember what you said at that time, but you brought up, you did record it, so you have proof, so it's fine. It doesn't really matter.

And I was like, yeah, you're right. We're all good. A few hours later, I watched the video, and I feel like i'm okay i'm just i need to prepare to be annoyed here we go go on i watched the video and i realized i realized i was in deep trouble i've got a real issue in my head jeff is maybe the worst photo taker in the world i think i might be the worst video taker of all time this

is maybe beyond jeff level i'm gonna put it why am i catching heat all of a sudden because no you're known for your bad photos don't give uh you know i mean look at that picture of the upside down burger it looks like it was taken in the dark i think it was i'm just equating it to let me make sure i get the right thing so i saw this and i thought oh god so i organized a special little recording with eric and nick on monday to show them the proof that i have and to go over i think that will go out at some point soon i'm not sure when exactly so you presented evidence i presented the video evidence that i have uh how do i how do i see this i'm gonna put it in the slack i'm just trying to find it

share message how do i how do i do this ah my phone now this is something that could be edited out. No. I should have prepped this better. This is on me. Yeah, I think. Nick, please leave this part in. No. Okay. I think this is it.

This is it. I think this is it. We're going to send this. We're going to hope that this is it. So it's in the F*** Face thing. It's uploading right now. It is the video of me drawing the ball Okay, I'm still waiting for it to come through it's loading. It's more than halfway But Gavin you were right

Prepare to be annoyed I'm gonna I'm gonna hit play is that right? This is yeah? Go ahead okay, three two one play this this is the only video proof. I have the draw 721 in The finger in the top of the screen yeah finger in frame Drops out also to the floor drops out rolls onto the floor and it stops there i didn't i didn't so this is so you didn't show the first two numbers be pulled well i think there's a show the third number oh you do what is interesting is that you're not even filming the top of the ramp or the ball spinning you could

have just so dropped it in with your hand. One would assume his right hand is right above his thumb that you can see in the video, and he just drops the ball into the plastic thing. I've gone frame by frame over this video. This is the best angle of the ball I have in the video.

This is the best shot that we get of it going down the chute. I think you could see a 16 if you know what it is. By the way, it looks like an 18 to me. That's what we're printing on the vinyl. The episode 16. This is all in their hole. Andrew had...

I think that they bring up a great point of you're shooting at such a weird angle. You can't see where the numbers are. You can't see where the ball comes out. You only see this ramp. Why is that? Yeah, I was about to get into that. So the reason why we have the angle that we do is because I was recording in my underwear and it was reflective.

Everything on the bingo machine is reflective. And I didn't want to be in the machine. So I'm actually standing in my bathroom filming the least reflective area of it and I wasn't looking at what I was filming. I was looking at the machine the entire time. I didn't actually know what I had filmed until that evening. But I recognize it looks terrible.

That made more sense to you than putting shorts on. Well, I didn't know where the shorts were. The show is ongoing. I don't want to put a pause to any of the action that's happening. I mean, it took you 45 minutes to show us the video. You could have put on 18 pairs of shorts in that time. Well, I didn't plan on it. It's fair.

It's a fair point. I didn't plan on it in that moment. It was a mistake. The ball didn't cap. I asked several people. Didn't get many 16s. So I took to Twitter. I posted that

photo you saw. And I asked, what number do people see? Almost unanimously, by a large majority, most people see 18. There were 11 16s, though. There were some people that did see the 16.

So I feel like that needs to go in. Most definitely saw 18. And I can see that, but if you look at the still photo of all three of them in their placement, the 16 has a real hook on it. It's really curved. So it makes sense that in the movement,

the spin, the motion effect, wouldn't make it appear to be an 18 when it is a 16. I've been running this back and forth. I've been analyzing frame by frame. I do believe that is the 16, just based on the motion blur pattern, as you were saying. It still doesn't prove that you didn't just drop it further up the machine, though.

Yeah, if anything, your video evidence has weakened the case to me that this was legitimate. Because you released a video that doesn't show any of the balls legitimately being pulled. I don't know what you mean by that. What do you mean? You can't see them go through the machine. We just see them show up on a little plastic tray.

For all I know, your mom is dropping them down the other side. First of all, that's impossible for how the machine is designed. I'll take a photo of the machine. Nobody knows because we can't see the machine. Second of all, this is the first thing I'm going to say. Nobody asked me to bring this forward. I am the one who brought all of this to life. You shouldn't have.

I was about to request this, by the way, this very episode. Well, you didn't. I came first with it. Right. That may be true. I believe you in that, but I feel like I get points

for stepping forward with this without anyone demanding the proof and coming from a position of, I know this looks horrendous. You get 16 points for coming forward. However, you lose 36 points for the poor filming. What's impressive with the 60 points is that's only half the amount of strikes that you had.

In the grand scheme of things. Look, man, I knew going into it I was getting strikes. Yeah, you had a brutal... That's what made it worse. As you said, they were very suspicious letters. Everybody sort of had some connection to the letter it made it feel you'll think when eric told me that you thought that this is all an elaborate prank against you i'm like i'm i thought i was dead i assumed i was dead going

into this with the reveal of what my proof is yeah i still think it was an elaborate prank against me. Still, even after all this? Yeah. I mean, more so because of this. Even after all what? Huh? You said even after all this. What has occurred here that would change Jeff's mind at all? You filmed a bingo machine from another room. Yeah, well, I...

He didn't film the bingo machine. He filmed the tray under the bingo machine. Why didn't you stand to the right and hold your phone out? What was the big fear about the reflection? Because I was in minor one. No, I mean stand out of the way of the reflection. Use your arms. I was.

That's what I did. What are you talking about? That's what the video is. That's exactly what he did, Gavin. That's what happened. In the process of doing it, he was so focused on the machine, he didn't pay attention to what he was looking at. Filming.

I was looking at the machine the whole time, not the phone displaying the video. I just don't understand why you had to be in the bathroom. Because it's reflective because it's a dome. It's a plastic dome that everything passes off. It's weird. We didn't see a dome in a single frame in this freaking thing. That's because...

I'm saying, you being in the bathroom is completely irrelevant. You're right, but me being in the bathroom would allow me to film the dome, but I didn't know I wasn't filming the dome. You're saying being in the bathroom would have allowed you to film it correctly, and then you didn't anyway. Yes, because I'm a terrible

at filming videos. That's how this started. I'm the Jeff of videos. Stop attacking me! My finger's in the frame of the video. There's how this started. I'm the Jeff of videos. Stop attacking me! My finger's in the frame of the video. There's a lot of issues. I clearly wasn't seeing what was happening. I just don't know how you tried so legitimately to do it right,

but I have no other recourse but to ask you to use your get out of Greg card. I'm not using it. I'm not using it. Andrew, this is insane. People presented it to me and Nick. Whoa, Mr. Judge over here all of a sudden. Ten minutes ago, I don't want to be involved.

I don't want to give an opinion. Now you're laying down the law. What are you talking about? I think this is crazy. I think this is crazy. I agree. I agree with that. But I don't agree with the other thing.

You know, I think, I think I believe Andrew. I definitely salad cream. You, I wish you could know the fear. I wanted to record then. I was mad that I didn't look at the video before.

I was like, I'm fucked. There's nothing I could do This is terrible I think the first person I showed the photo to Said what number do you see They said like 56 and I just said I'm fucked There's oh I'm in trouble

500 replies To what number this is 9 of them see 11 or 6 16 I'm mad I'm not even saying the right numbers so blurry it's so blurry and i went frame by frame the issue is that not only did it bounce out of the chute it bounced while facing the machine the entire time the number is never seen i was trying to look at it in the reflection of the black thing yeah it's it's tough. It's not even in there.

It's not there. I checked. I went frame by frame. Oh, my God. So this is what I was going to do. These are my offers. I'm either willing. I'm willing to do this again.

Do a redraw. I'm willing to take this as an R and do it again with R because most people see it as 18. Or if you believe me, we can just move on. Any of those options I think are fair. It was my job to capture the proof. I delivered insufficient evidence. There's room for speculation. I own that.

Is there a fourth option where I don't believe you and we still move on? I mean, if you want to, sure. Yeah, I'm happy with that one too you don't believe me no I believe you I believe you oh man I think I believe you but it it's just so hard I yeah you're such a trickster you're so wily so here I'm gonna I just took a photo of the machine you see i couldn't rig it because it's a plastic top over the hole so you can't just drop in it yeah but i can't i don't see your legs i don't see you at all like i'm not crazy like nick do you see him nick can you like this is a different angle i can't see him okay this is a different angle. This is the angle, Andrew. No, it's not.

No, it's not. Every photo you submit is worse than the last. You should not have sent this photo. No, listen to me. You fucking idiot, Gavin. You dumbass. How am I turning the machine on? How am I doing it from this angle?

How's that going to work? How am I going to activate it? You said you just have to hit a button and then watch what happens. On the other side of the machine. I don't have 10 foot off. Oh, so said you just have to hit a button and then watch yeah on the other side of the machine oh I'm just gonna hit it I'm gonna walk you want me to walk it'll look like the fucking Blair Witch Project me taking the frickin blurry 56 no I'm saying if you think the blurry thing is bad that was me standing kind of prepared you want to put movement you want to add actual movement to

this turn a freaking light on it won't be so blurry it's pretty bright in here i actually don't think i know the light i know the blinds don't do much an immaculate picture of the machine without i can barely even see your hand yeah there's the it's fucking but do you see what i'm saying with the cover you're, you just dropped the ball. You can't. It goes in the hole on the right, and it's a secure plastic box. Then it rolls down the chute. It rolls right towards you.

What are you talking about? It's on the other side of the fucking... No. You're... The ramp is coming to where you're stood in that picture. No, I'm going to... What do you mean, where I'm stood? I'm saying you could have hit the button, nipped to this position, and the bull would

have run towards you. I'm sending you another photo right now of where I'm... You don't want to do that. You probably shouldn't. I would think that it's not a good idea. I'm sending this photo right now. I don't think you understand where I am in relation to this machine. I think we need to clear this up.

I think you're in the bathroom. No, right now, I'm currently sitting at my desk to record right yeah you could have recorded it like this no i couldn't have i can't reach the button and it turns off every time it goes through but so you so operates you have to hold down the button or you just tap the button you push the button and typically it gets a ball really quickly and then it turns off and you have to hit the button again to draw it again. So by the time I sat down... It takes 20 seconds for a freaking ball to come out. It does.

It's a 20-second video. Do you want to know why? Do you want to know why that happened? I can get us another photo right now. Oh, boy. You would have had enough time to hit the button, pick up a sushi container,

and sit in your chair, and it still wouldn't have come out. You're right, but this is what happened, okay? I put the thing in... I put it in incorrectly. I put it in... It's not in correctly. not incorrectly so that's oh so the machine doesn't there's no integrity so see the plastic part is sort of at an angle this is getting worse and worse is that so that

you can put the 16 directly in the feed no i just didn't notice when i slammed it back down after we did the 16. When I, no, no, no. It is amazing to me. No, that you have an ability to weaken your case with each new photo. It's phenomenal. Can I fix the machine and then show how quickly it gets a ball?

Can I do that right now? Jeff said that he was willing to just say, I don't believe you, but we can move on. And then you started sending photo evidence and now nobody believes you and we're not moving on. Nick said this is more intense than watching the Sapruta film. Eventually he's going to go through all of his photos until eventually it shows him just putting the number 16 on the tree. No.

It shows a box full of 16s to the right. Let me argue against Eric for a moment. The baseline was Jeff doesn't believe me, but we can move on. There's really nowhere to go but down in the fact that I know I'm innocent. I didn't do it. So I might as well continue to attempt to provide. And if nothing changes, I just innocent. I didn't do it. So I might as well continue to attempt to provide. And if nothing changes, I just remain where I was.

I lose nothing in attempting to clear my name. I don't think you were remaining where you were, bud. I don't think you are either. Can I attempt to adjust the machine to show what I was anticipating as far as how quickly? What is that going to do? Take us back in time four days? Like, what are you talking no, you're saying like, why didn't you do this?

And I said, because it immediately turns off once it finds a ball, finds a ball quickly. Why didn't you wear shorts? We went over that already. We went over that.

That means he's podcasting naked again. No, no, no, no, no. This,

first of all, we recorded early. I don't remember who did that, but we recorded earlier than more than normal on the west coast i woke up i did some stuff for mvp went into the recording didn't expect to be on my bingo machine reflective nobody needs to see that i certainly don't want to see that now i am owning i botched the video the video is terrible it is horrendous i think you somehow either you did salad cream or Greg it I'm sort of fuzzy now

on the definition of both of those but I after all that I still believe you for some reason I think you actually pulled a 16 none of this is this is all self inflicted by me once again here's what I'll say if we ever have a

face film festival that video is the main video. I want to see that in a theater with 200 other people. I want to run that still frame through some AI that somehow like demotion blurs. Yeah. And see what it comes up with. That was great. What is going on back there?

He's turning on the fucking bingo machine he could he can't let sleeping dogs lie what does he think that's gonna do nothing i have no i what did he think any of this was gonna do what was going to absolve him oh boy i mean jeff you have to know that we've me and nick have known about this since monday and had to sit on it and it has been very difficult dude that is wild let me say uh I don't know how you guys have handled it and that's why like I could tell I could tell there was a lot going on yesterday when I was mentioning to you that I thought that uh I I questioned the integrity of the competition I couldn't tip my hand but at the same time how- what is there to believe? Why was it filmed like that? I...

Uh... I don't know what he's doing. I'm trying to fix the machine! It's not- it's not popping in! Stop! Stop! This is not working! We've gotta put a camera in his bedroom, I- Wait, dude.

Maybe we should get- Wait a sec. I think I got it. Okay. Hey guys, I think he's got it. Oh, I did it. It's unplugged! One sec. It's unplugged. I'm gonna plug it back in. It One sec! It's unplugged! It always sounds like he's wrestling his environment like everything that's upright is like falling on him in the background

It's like it's like Leslie Nielsen in the naked gun Like or no, OJ Simpson When he's on the tugboat. Oh my god. He puts his foot in a bear trap and falls out the window. Puts his hand on the hot stove. There you go. It's so loud. See how quick that was? How am I going back?

That was immediate. Is it still in the same place now? As where it was in that picture? Now it drops. I like his point that it happens so fast he can't get back in time to film from a different angle. Yet the one video we get to watch was filmed

from another room. Well, because it's next to it. The rooms are next to it. So you're saying, if it's on the fridge, you're saying you can't hit the button and sit down and have a video of it coming out? Yeah. Not from where I was sitting, no. Hmm. I'll try right now.

Yeah. I'm gonna put the ball back in So he's not filming this? Or he is filming this? I don't know Yeah you should film it What is this fucking podcast at this point? What have we become?

Oh lord Well now it's gonna take forever Have we become oh oh lord That sounds like plenty of time The shoot malfunctioned It's stuck in the chute. I'm not kidding. It's stuck to the tray. I don't know what it is. If I was over there, I could just move the chute and this wouldn't be a problem.

Look at that. Stuck in the chute. Classic stuck in the chute scenario well there you have it another episode of F*** Faces in the Books that was like 10 minutes of you just incriminating yourself I'm innocent!

I didn't do it! Just watch a man shoot himself in the foot over and over. That was the equivalent of sending your text to the wrong lawyer. I know, but I didn't do it! I'm innocent! I'm gonna throw up from laughing. I got P and I completely ruined it! I got the and I completely ruined it I got you guys you letter P and you got 16 the ultimate in face law

We should also say a very visual episode all the pictures are in the video files on YouTube. They're also on our Instagram I assume in about 19 probably gonna take a few yeah, we'll probably have one for each each each contest And then the Andrew Ball saga. Woo! Like and subscribe. I heard the ball fall. That's six. It was six.

It's not six. Cut. Hey, guys. Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Jeff can't hold his water. Don't drink from the water heater. Let can't hold his water. Don't drink from the water heater. Let's make a movie podcast. British food is strange. Bingo is the greatest dog movie of all time. What happened to the monkey movie? It's Jeff's tiny town. And once again,

Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.