Regulation Podcast - Andrew Vs The Denver Nuggets // Forecast Calls for Heavy Pastrami & Koozies [76]

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's worst take ever (maybe?), the outcome of Andrew vs the Denver Nuggets, Geoff throwing a baseball but Gavin throwing a drink, and Andrew eats the chocolate. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Has there been a big appearance by heroin since Breaking Bad and that arc? Was heroin a big part of Breaking Bad? No. I think it was meth. I'm not saying the drug he made. We're talking about heroin and Jesse's girlfriend. And Jesse, they were super into heroin for like a season and then she dies at the overdose oh yeah uh fucking krista ritter yeah the marvel

character right yeah yeah chris kristen ritter yeah that's like maybe the best scene in that show well i think that scene is like really that's where everything's different like that's that's a very like easy marked emotionally like that whole show that is a huge moral turning point right there yeah where where you're like you're rooting and you can root but then that happens and you go oh not the character that i thought this was and then that that's really where the show i don't i don't think you're wrong i just wouldn't have instinctually thought that i wouldn't have even put that my top 10 of memorable Breaking Bad moments. Oh, I just think I just think that's where the show. We took him Breaking Bad.

Well, I guess he did. Yeah, it's just pivotal, right? Yeah. Yeah. What are you talking about? Heroin. I said maybe like the one of the like the best moment of that shit, like the show where it marks a real turning point is when he watches when Walt watches uh Jesse's

girlfriend die from heroin like she has like an overdose she's fucking like choking and he just like lets her die because that's for purely for personal gain and yeah it to me really marks a shift in that show and yeah it's shifting the audience as well as him mowing that guy down and then shooting him in the head was also like a okay he's he's all the way yeah he's all in i think like the first moment for that with me is when he chokes the guy out in the basement with the thing and he's like trying to stab him with the play like it's just so messy and like it's such a you cannot come back from this moment there's no reversing at this point you are gone down a path. I was talking about Gavin to Nick how I feel you Gave one of the worst takes I've ever heard and I'd forgotten all

It's an insane take by oh we Do we do an intro do we just start i don't know that's great what's what's the the protocol yeah we typically we always we it's not an episode if we don't start it right we always we pride ourselves on yeah we must suddenly have like 26 episodes that's a great question like how many intros have we done hello and welcome to another episode of face my name is jeff ramsey and with me as always andrew pantin from canada and uh gavin free from england uh then also somewhere back there uh nick and eric are uh giving each other hand jobs while we talk this is episode 76 go where is nick from i know where Eric is from. At least I feel like I do.

Okay. Hey, there we go. Why did we do the locations, Jeff? What was, what's the inspiration for that today? I think it's interesting. I think it's the most interesting thing about either of you. Really? The place?

I can get, I can get down. I can, I can set a tone immediately. Now people, people know something about you that it instantly points. I mean, it's pretty clear that i'm from america based on my brash uh manner of speaking uh an accent uh but then now they immediately put a frame in their head they see a triangle of england the united states a great english speaking triangle i feel like the england the england part is obvious the the canadian aspect of the show is less obvious i'll be honest with you g. I don't know that you're...

This podcast takes place in America, mostly. And I would say that... Well, I am excited to report we have a global audience. I would say a large portion of our audience is America. And to your average American, Australians, Brits, and South Africans all are kind of interchangeable. I don't think that's true.

In terms of accents? Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of Americans that could not tell you if their life depended on the difference between a South African or a British accent. Yeah, I would agree. Eric's backing me up in the comments. I agree, too.

They're very similar. Once you know the difference, I feel like Charlton Copley was a really big deal for the South African accent. I feel like that really highlighted it. Outside of that, I can't think of anybody who is popular actor-wise that was South African. Charlize Theron is South African, right?

I know, but I don't feel like she has an accent in the same way. Not as noticeable to me, but maybe I'm just proving the point. I can't hear it. I don't see it. Yeah, it's like trying to tell the difference between Australia and New Zealand. It's very similar for us. It's hard to do. It's pretty similar.

Eric says, yeah, Gavin, you sound like Taika Waititi to me. We have so much to talk about. I don't think Gavin saw any of that coming we do have a lot to talk about just a quick rundown we

Andrew you conducted an experiment you went up against the Denver Knights you went up against an entire NBA team. One of the better, definitely a top 12 team in the NBA. Reigning MVP plays for that team. And you took them on without four friends, but by yourself. Then the other one, Gavin and I, we threw baseballs.

So we got all that to talk about. I would also like to mention that we used to talk about Gavin had his first Route 44 and that was a very exciting and hilarious experience that we should also get into as well and maybe he can even share the video with you guys, although I doubt he'll put it online.

What is a Route 44? That's what I thought. We should get to it in the natural course of things. I think we should start with the nuggets are we doing chocolate today? oh we got chocolate today holy shit we have too much

I should mention that Andrew moved the recording it was a rare one for Andrew he was feeling a bit poorly and totally blue ballsed me for what's it been four days five days? I apologize it's fine don't worry about it I was just really really excited about the chocolate i gotta say the the the temperature on

social chocolate confidence is through the roof amongst the audience the comment levers are all independently working they're up working up their chocolate tolerance to build their confidence i'm amazed at how well this is like the people have latched on. I'm honestly blown away. Like the, just, just from what I've seen on the Instagram stories, the face Instagram stories, everyone has been buying this chocolate.

I can't imagine like that being like an ad read. I spent like 10 minutes shitting on how bad that chocolate was. And it's caused so many sales. I'm blown away by it. I'm so excited. I, I almost bought some just because I saw it at the store.

And I went, oh, there's the chocolate I should get. And then I went, wait, I'm not doing this. Fuck them. You didn't buy it? No. Why? No, that's fair. We'll see how I feel after. There's another thing that I think you guys probably possibly

even forgot were prototypes you want. I've got mine ready. Oh yeah. You got guys ready. I filmed a video. Oh, this is, this is very exciting.

Did you do one? Oh, I, you bet I did. I got, I'm wearing mine right now. We have so much going on at the same time. I got my prototype going right now.

What do we want to start with? Here's the thing. We have too much episode. We can't, we can't get all this into one episode. We might as well just acknowledge that and admit we're going to have to cut some of this stuff and move it to Thursday's recording.

Oh, for sure. What do we want to talk about the most? Because we should do that now. I think the nuggets are probably the most time sensitive. I think the nuggets is a thing to mention. I feel like we kind of talked about already. Do we just go into gavin's worst take of all time go for it so i turn my phone on saturday like 6 p.m my time having a great day so weird

what's weird everything you just said was weird i turned my phone on is weird 6 p.m is weird okay listen i'm not 100 my phone does not me jeff okay i my phone died the previous evening okay i'm not a big i'm not a big phone guy not a big phone guy don't use it all that much don't need it really didn't expect anything on it it was back of my mind all day i was having the greatest fucking day it was sunny out it started because we were doing we were doing baseball stuff we were talking about the baseball plan and andrew just chimes in 6 p.m on saturday turning my phone onto these texts it's like waking up to christmas morning immediately i did i was not interested in the baseball stuff anymore i just wrote who turns on their phone at 6 p.m okay so here's the problem when my phone turns on and i

get text messages it tells me when it turned on not when they were sent so i have no point of reference for when your conversation happened i didn't know there was any baseball talk to be had end of day charging my phone i'm like i'll turn it on i'll just check see what's going on if i got any messages i get all those genuinely was so excited i didn't know the baseball throw was happening didn't expect it it was as i said it was like waking up not knowing it was christmas morning and there are all these gifts as messages of this throw is happening i'm now excited for the next day i was trying to just share my enthusiasm with the two of you of how excited i was we jumped down your throat immediately i

gavin replies i don't know why i'm saying this you should say you're the one who sent it this is done by me to interject well do you want me to read out just this brief part yeah go ahead i said who turns on their phone at 6 p.m you just you said i just did i said that is the most disturbing thing ever like you just came off a heroin bender. You said what? I said you heard. You said you are ridiculous. This might be the worst take you have ever had.

I don't understand why that's weird. I don't use my phone a lot. I have no point of using the phone. Well, firstly, who turns off a phone, to be honest? Smartphones. It died. It died. I didn't turn it off it died that's battery life you're in your what late 20s how do you have no responsibilities anywhere

that you could just sit with your phone off all day what if there's an emergency i'd find out the following day listen i have email there are ways you can reach me if you need to reach me i just am not a big phone guy i get very few calls almost no texts can i ask you a question yeah does uh does raymond somer turn his phone off as well or does that one stay on i was always on that's an always on phone it looks as though eric doesn't agree with you eric it's a terrible take i don't i just don't understand how that's the worst take that gavin can have it's like okay well i mean like very upset but he but i agree with him i it's like oh it's like you just got off a heroin but there's so many people that i know that are

just like yeah i just had a crate like an insane weekend and just on stuff and not wanting to be around their phones so it reads that way to me, too. So I don't know. I think I just live in a different fucking world. I like I'm not I'm not going to part like you think I'm on a bender. I don't really drink. I'm not a party guy at all. Like, I would just never think that.

So it was insane to me. You also did text in the same chain because I was on it as well. And I have pulled it up. You said this seems like a good time to reveal i'm a big heroin guy yeah well i mean that's just a joke because i was i thought this was oh so you're not actually well i mean no i'm not out to mine was also a joke i actually uh didn't think you were on heroin all night but it was a weird thing to even apply no it isn't yeah imagining someone waking up at six that's that's all i was comparing it to i would i would never well there's no indication i woke up at six like that's a huge leap for me to even like when you say that i got up at like

7 a.m that day i had a full day i just hadn't had my phone on you were up for 11 hours yeah on a saturday without a phone. Yeah. I mean, I think it's awesome. People used to do it. I used to do it before cell phones. Yeah. I just don't remember what it was like in it.

How was it? It was Saturday. Like, I don't understand. Like, that's what. What'd you do? What'd you do that day? What? What?

What? How'd you? How'd you occupy your 11 hours? What did I do on Saturday? Oh, fuck. What did I do? If you had your phone with you, you could have taken a photo

and then you'd be home. Oh. I, hmm. I think I cleaned my closet out on Saturday. That may have been a Sunday thing. Yeah, I spent a whole day there on Saturday. I don't remember. This isn't really helping my argument against like...

It's a pretty uneventful day. I think I played games. I think I was playing Far Cry of Saturday it's a good game that Far Cry yeah it's fine it's another one of those they made a really big deal about

Gus being in it and he's like barely in it it's fine it's a decent game yeah but uneventful I just thought it was a crazy take maybe I'm wrong maybe I just I'm like so disconnected

from like party world that it would never cross my mind i was honestly worried because you reacted so strongly to it i was like oh maybe i've touched on something here maybe you used to be a heroin addict and i've just brought up something that you don't at all or like like he he had a he had a twin brother who died of a heroin overdose we just something like that yeah yeah i'm right there with you see i had a different anxiety approach where i was like i I'm very against this take, but not really.

It's a crazy take in my head, but I'm not upset by this in any way, but it's just fun to argue in this context. I was like, I hope you don't think I'm actually mad. That was my approach. Hey, you know what? I think we covered that topic pretty well. Do you want to move on to another one?

Yeah, sure. We got no time. We got no time. That's true. We're moving right along. So are we talking about the nuggets? Yeah time that's true we're moving right along so we're talking about the nuggets yeah let's talk about the nuggets didn't go well didn't win the nugget thing i didn't so we had a plan we talked about recording it in some aspect and uh all i ended

up doing was recording an intro for it which i haven't gotten rid of but i was like yeah this is gonna be easy i feel great about that i felt so fucking sick by the end of the first All I ended up doing was recording an intro for it, which I haven't gotten rid of, but I was like, yeah, this is going to be easy. I feel great about that. I felt so fucking sick by the end of the first quarter. I was going through quarterly updates. It's like, I just,

I have no words. There's no words for me to say. It was brutal. Uh, the time of possession was an issue. A thing that I did not consider, which was like really like where you got, you got to get your nuggets in free throws. Cause Dallas maintains the ball,

and it's a long, kind of slow stretch. That's a good time. It's really the pace that gets you is the problem, is what I learned. Well, having to stuff them in while your team has possession. Well, the possession, yeah. That was the really tough part. And because you feel so pressured,

like, I've got to get more nuggets in at this time. There's no break. It's mentally exhausting as well as the physical being full i ate like a box of 20 i want to say in three minutes so should should we point out at this point that that adherence to that rule is all you none of us wanted you to only eat during the dallas possession we all thought you should eat the whole time well i think it only makes sense. I mean, I guess it makes sense to you,

but you're making it harder on yourself. It's already a monumental task. He adds all these handicaps for no reason. You didn't need to add this additional handicap. It's the confidence. I believed. I didn't think it would be that bad. He's doing nuggets with all the skulls on.

You're doing lasso Nuggets, man. That's fucking merch. Nuggets with skulls on. We have to set that to the same font and design as the NASA logo. It just says NASA. Nassau! font and design is the nasa logo this is nasa please let's make a nasa here speaking of which where's the damn i i don't want to get off on a tangent but real quick while we're in that part of it uh where's the goddamn go-go now uh welcome mat for houses and the go-go now shark shirt and weren't we gonna make a bunch of jet ski content or a bunch of jet ski merch too we got why is any of that stuff we got i don't know what happened to uh i don't know if i should talk about there

was a certain uh drinking apparatus that i feel like it's been in the works for quite a while yeah we got a drink with. I believe we had a conversation about making ping pong balls that say 19 on them too. Whatever that is. We talked there is a mode of transportation that

I don't know when that will release. That's a thing. Okay, so anyway, you ate 20 nuggets in the first three minutes i like yeah i like what is your mindset after that like that first 20 nuggets how do you feel uh honestly not too bad so i just want to caveat something i didn't even consider a great part of this currently mcdonald's canada is doing their monopoly promotion i got so many fucking game pieces every 20 bucks had four the drink had like two i got a

few different things i even got a fries i was so confident i'm like i'll get a little snack on the side i want some fries damn the 20 nuggets i would felt pretty good at that point well i know that because the burgers you you said you knew immediately that you're in trouble like did you do 20 nuggets before you realized you're in trouble i was so confident so i first i got like 110 nuggets in the first run and then i hand counted each box uh and one of the boxes they gave me 21 i just ate the nugget on the spot i was like i just want a little snack because i was hungry that was the worst part so there are so many strategic mistakes i made one i ordered the nuggets like 45 minutes before tip off and the game started late so by the time the second quarter rolled around i got cold kind of rubbery nuggets and just texturally it was less a space thing and more of a rhythm of eating with

the possession and also just the texture being the same shitty texture on every nugget eric brought up in the chat a fantastic question of did i use sauce not only did i use sauce okay i went into my own supply i pulled out some of those bts sauces i went through like five or six sweet chili bts sauces it's fantastic eric what is the game a bar and go oh you were telling people about the nug that was going on the nug challenge i went i was in san diego for the weekend and we were going to a concert before the concert we went to a bar the bar had the game on and i told everyone about this it was we got to like the third quarter before we had to go and the third quarter felt like that's when they went on a tear. And it was like, it was just a bar full of people going like, oh, your poor friend.

So what was the final? What was the final score then? I ended up eating 67 nuggets. And that was not enough to beat the Denver Nuggets. That was not. 106. Yeah. The Nuggets scored 106.

I almost out-nuggeted the Mavericks, who had 75. Yeah. They had a legendarily bad game, too. They did. What broke me, and I feel like this is just a fascinating, because as a fan, you watch and it's heartbreaking sometimes, but you don't physically feel the toll of when a team goes on a run in the NBA I had like a 14 nugget lead 15 nugget league going into the end of the the half like at the end of the second

quarter there's like I don't know maybe seven minutes left in it the nuggets went on like a 14 point run where they scored just constantly without pause and it blew my lead I only ended up having a one nugget advantage at the half. I think I had, I eaten like 55, and they had scored 54 points, or something like that. That was demoralizing. That was really like the nail in the coffin

of I had been eating so quickly, with like no pause, just trying to get a lead. I just mentally needed a little bit of a gap, because I knew I'd slow down, and the fact that they brought it to within one going into the half and I can't eat nuggets at that point. I just have to sit there and be like, well, I hope Dallas gets the ball or else I'm immediately

behind them. Did you at that point, like during the halftime, did you do any kind of like stretching exercises or try to burn any calories or like, I don't know, move around to kind of adjust the food? I'm going to tell you what I did. OK. OK. This is this is this is just like a sign of how how dead I was, because I think I ate like fifty five nuggets going into the half and I ended up with sixty seven nuggets.

I was just broken by that point. Didn't eat a lot of nuggets. Third quarter. So in the first half, you ate fifty five. The second half, you ate twelve. Yeah, essentially. Yeah, something like that. I hit the half.

I walked, went on a little walk, stood outside for a little bit during the break. Then I grabbed my boxes of nuggets, walked into the bathroom. I spent the end of the game in my bathtub eating the nuggets. Just to moralize. Sitting in the dark, my two nugget boxes. Eating when I can. Are you wearing clothes or are you in the dark my two nugget boxes eating when i can are you wearing clothes are you in the bathtub oh no i'm fully in the tub i'm stretched out trying to get as comfy as i can

you have your xbox live headset on no didn't have a headset i was just sitting there i was so sad and like i think i tweeted at the end of the first quarter i'm on i'm on a pace to set an nba scoring record because i need like 26 nugget because yeah i think the will chamberlain scored 100 points i think is the record for points scored at a game i'm like i'm at 26 i'm feeling great like i'm gonna beat will chamberlain and then it just collapsed that second quarter really demoralized i'm worried that you went to the bath because the bath is typically your happy place. But I feel like recently it's been where you've had bad news of like the outskirts level being beat. And now it's where you go when you're sad with nugs.

It was just I needed a place of comfort, Gavin. I needed refuge. And so I grabbed my boxes and I walked in. I just slowly ate. I was just trying to get numbers. I conceded by the middle of the third quarter because I feel like it was just the worst quarter basketball I've seen any team ever play.

It was Dallas's third quarter was horrendous. I failed. I honestly, I'm dumb though. By Sunday night, I was like, you know what? Maybe some strategic adjustments. I think I could do this. I looked like, you know what? Maybe some strategic adjustments. I think I could do this. I looked Monday. There was a game.

I was like, do I do this again? I think Monday's too soon, but I would imagine you would have learned enough on the first attempt that you could, you know, do things a little differently the second time around. Assuming that this goes the same way as the burger confidence attempt number two will be my best attempt and i would probably eat like

80 nuggets at that point which probably still isn't enough and then the third attempt would be the thing that gets me into nugget retirement you just need to be really wise with your second attempt like let's like jamalal Murray is out right now. He tore an ACL last year, I think. So that's good for you. What you need to do is wait to, like, a load management night when they're resting the Joker and he's not in.

Maybe MPJ has, like, got some calf stiffness or something. He's not playing. And then you strike. That's a game you want to play. A game when the Nuggets are down two or three of their best offensive players and they're just, you know, they're just a

tread in water. What honestly the problem was is it looked like the Nuggets were going to score a million points and I would need to order more Nuggets and I just didn't have it in me. Could not get more Nuggets delivered. That was really a breaking point. Nick's right. It needs to be against a team with a really good defense

as well. So I was upset. I feel like we should bring bring this up i learned after the fact or i guess before the run that i so we pushed the recording back because i was sick uh and i found out the next day that jeff had this whole prank lined up and i put prank in quotations i would have never been happier to get pranked by anybody i know know. What you described sounds fantastic. So what we were going to do, and I don't think I had actually clued anybody in yet because I wanted everybody to be surprised when it happened. And I was actually trying to find your address on my phone when I was reading the Slack that we were going to postpone.

So the timing was perfect. I was going to, throughout the day, I was thinking like every one hour to 90 minutes, I wanted 20 fresh, hot McDonald's chicken nuggets to show up on your front door. And definitely during the podcast, I wanted to overwhelm you with nuggets leading up to the event because who can say no to nuggets, first of all, and B, I think just having your entire neighborhood would smell so intensely of nuggets that I thought psychologically it would completely and totally throw you off your game turns out i didn't need

to but i really did want to do that i'm really bummed i didn't get to do it i'm bummed too i would have loved to have free nuggets for a day that sounds oh yeah fantastic it was just like there's gonna be an endless supply you're going to drown in nuggets the day before your nugget competition i don't think that would have done anything either, because the next day I finished the nuggets for lunch and like dinner. I just ate nuggets all the next day. I said that in the recording that I don't think we'll do anything with. If I was the first of anything for me, my first guy thing, I was I'm the biggest chicken

guy. Fucking love chicken ever since those little number one food huge chicken guy did the chicken dinner challenge love chicken could go a whole month just eating chicken no problem it's fantastic is there any chicken in those isn't it all chicken i don't know well there's definitely there's some chicken in there for sure why don't you do me a favor rank the major meats from best to from favorite to least favorite for me. Oh, it's chicken by like six miles and then whatever else. Like I'm kind of indifferent to everything else. So you're indifferent to like beef and pork, like cow or pig.

I guess like I would go beef two and then pork three, but chicken is so far ahead of both of them that it's like whatever. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I have a brief question about if you are to tackle this again. Have you considered just doing it from inside a McDonald's? No. Can I tell you how I thought about salad creaming it, though?

Okay. I thought about ordering, like, popcorn chicken from, like, KFC. They're technically nugget. They're smaller. I could eat 200 of those. I bet you could. I just didn't want to deal with the blowback. I didn't want to deal with that nugget blowback.

You don't want nugget blowback. No. Nobody does. Oh, man. Well, I think 62 is a valiant, valiant effort. Or 67. 67, sorry. 67 is a valiant effort.

And if it didn't cause any long-term health effects, then I think it was a great experiment, and I would love to see you try it again, assuming that it doesn't kill you. Yeah, I think realistically, maybe way down the road. I need to think about it more. There needs to be some strategic adjustments. Could I do it in a McDonald's?

Does the McDonald's have Wi-Fi? That's my biggest question. Definitely. Of course it will. There needs to be some strategic adjustments. Could I do it in a McDonald's? Does the McDonald's have Wi-Fi? That's my biggest question. Oh, definitely. Of course it will. I'm not sure. I also think, oh yeah,

we should definitely shout that dude out. Thank you, Eric. I also think that next time we do it, we should do it on mic like this. We should just be

listening in and having a conversation. Okay. I think we can provide moral support. Well, like a face eats shit. Yeah, face eats shit, right?

So like when Andrew was doing it, we wouldn't record the game audio or anything, but just like this, just the games on in the background and Andrew's just eating. He's probably not eating into the mic, but you know, we're like, hey, one more, Andrew, you can do it.

Chew harder. Yeah, I think the motivation will help. Yeah, I think so. I think so. I think that's the way to do it. I think that would work. I think that would be useful. I just didn't, yeah. There was also

a guy on Reddit, his username is Chupaloop. He I guess lives in Denver and he is a Nuggets fan. He went to the game. He held up a giant eat the pencil Andrew sign with a big pencil on it. Emily and I looked for him

all game. We never got to see him in the stands. It was so much fun. It was like a second game going on within the game. There were so many nested ways to enjoy this Nuggets game. The one that I was having the most fun with was trying to find this sign. So Chupaloo, that was brilliant. He said that people around him were so confused

and kept asking him what the hell this sign was about. And he was like, you have no idea how hard it is to explain this podcast to people. And I was like, oh, it's my entire career, buddy. Tell me about it. But yeah, it was a very, very, very funny thing to do and super appreciated. So a hell of a compliment. I like that Andrew was eating nuggets, but the sign

said eat the pencil. Like, the pencil still trumps all. Well, it's become like it's become a like a phrase that doesn't mean anything anymore it's like hey now eat the pencil you know doesn't mean what hey now does it mean anything i feel like it now no i feel like it means now yeah we're not gonna do an old we're not gonna do an old larry sanders show bit but okay the point is it doesn't mean anything. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure will help you breeze through security.

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Visit amex.ca slash yamx. Benefits vary by card. Terms apply. Do we move on to the ball or do we move on to prototypes? Oh, I'm less excited about... Well, here's what I want to talk about. Okay. If you say prototypes, I will be furious with you

because all we've talked about is prototypes. I want to talk about the Route 44. It's not even on the list. I want you guys to watch. I want Gavin to send you guys the video of the Route 44 I want you guys to watch I want Gavin to send you guys the video of the Route 44 what is the Route 44 okay so we went on

Sunday we went to a park Emily and Millie and I picked up Gavin we went to a sports store we bought a radar an official radar gun by the way guys. F***face owns a radar gun now. He can clock the speed of a lot of shit. I spent

real money on it. It's f***ing nice. We're good. Fantastic. We got two baseball gloves now. F***face has, we're going to be able to field a team pretty soon. The only thing we're going to need is players. We're going to have all the equipment, right? Anyway, so after, we can talk about the, whether you guys want to talk about throwing the baseball or not, it's not important. We can going to have all the equipment, right? Anyway, so we can talk about whether

you guys want to talk about throwing the baseball or not. It's not important. We can do that if we need to, but I'm getting a sense that we probably don't want to. However, on the way home, we thought we would celebrate, you know, like when you go to the big baseball Little League World Series or whatever

it is in your town, and you win the game, and then everybody goes to Dairy Queen for blizzards or whatever. Well, we went to... Our tradition on Sundays is to go to Sonic and get a Root 44. A Root 44 is a drink at Sonic that's a cherry lemonade, and it's got real cherries and real... Cherry limeade.

It's got real cherries and real lime in it. It's called a Root 44 because it's 44 ounces cherries and real... Cherry limeade. It's got real cherries and real lime in it. It's called a Route 44 because it's 44 ounces. We get the diet, and then we just bathe in it, essentially. And Gavin had never heard of a diet Route 44, so we were like, let's get Route 44s on the way home to celebrate all the baseball throwing.

And so we went through and we got it. He was... Well, I'll let him speak. He was over the moon with it. But then he got out of the car. Yeah. Do you want to explain what happened, Gavin? Oh, well, what happened, Jeff?

Thanks for asking. I was carrying the camera and the tripod quite big. So I had to just have my hand over the top of the lid of the drink but the drink is is a big old american size 44 ounces yeah so obviously it slipped uh the the lid came away i ended up throwing it basically up the side of my house and in my lawn and bright red sugar water i'm not sure if you can tell from from the video but as soon as it happens you can hear if you turn the volume all the way up you can hear a very muffled jeff losing his shit laughing and then he proceeds to roll the window down and cackle

out into the street i wonder wonder if I should just, because we can't post the video, but I can play the audio. Yeah, play the audio. We can't post the video because it shows your house, but play the audio. Maybe Nick could just cut the audio in

about now. It's the most honest laughter i've ever had there was that and then at one point emily we were driving and i pointed out a crazy lady on the side of the road to emily and she turned right as we hit a speed bump so she hit at full speed and gavin's head hit the back of the car the the roof in the back of the car. He said he thought he swallowed his tongue. And that was very funny, too. I've watched this 20 times at this point. This is...

I don't think I've ever seen Jeff happier, to be honest. It might have been the best day of Jeff's life. Oh, man. It really is the hardest I've laughed in a long, long, long time. And that was pure, pure joy. Did Millie see it? Yeah, dude. She's not.

Shit. It doesn't matter what we do, Gav, or where we go. If we hang out, something that funny happens every time. I don't understand it it's it's like a hundred percent reliability at this point yeah you thought we were fine you were on your way to your front door you were like no pickles here i'm good make it right in the house oh oh my god it's like i fucking somehow you've captured the essence of don zimmer eating shit by dropping a cup like it's the same

there's so many layers did you did the car stop jeff to laugh at Gavin? We were still in his driveway. I saw that, but I started laughing. Then I rolled my window down to point at him and laugh. And that's, I think, what you're hearing at the end. And to yell at him to get the footage off of his fucking camera. Front door camera. I just like that the crappy security mic

inside a car that's how loud it was oh man it was pretty fucking funny I like to imagine the cucumber lady was walking by in like terrible throwing form worst throwing form at that door I've ever

seen these guys are weird I like terrible throwing form. Worst throwing form at that door I've ever seen. These guys are weird. Christ. So have you tried it, Gavin? Will you ever try it? Is this like what is... You've never had it still, I'm guessing. No, I had some in the car. How was it?

What's your review of a Diet Cherry Limeade? I mean, I don't typically go for like giant vats of sugary trash, but it's pretty good. It was actually quite nice. I didn't, I didn't have, well, I mean,

I obviously didn't finish it. My, my lawn did, but it was pretty good. Eric said you had a root six or seven. I wasn't, uh, I wasn't going gonna bring this up but i all you're not the only one who spilled a beverage in the last few days i uh i heard about it i got some burger king delivered uh and i was walking up the stairs and you know like when you're planning ahead i'm like okay i'm gonna plate this here i'm gonna have this all nice i'm gonna sit up all great tripped over the last stair going up the stairs fell

sodas flew out of my hands i had like two two big drinks slid across the floor one of them ended up perfectly face down like the lid was down on the floor and i was like that's the worst fucking angle that that could have landed so i like pan it quickly grabbed it it spilled all over the fucking wall it's in bedroom it's like your fucking smoothie jeff it covered so many walls i get to the kitchen i put them all down i realized that the fucking lids are taped i forgot burger king an issue i had in the past they taped the fucking things stamp it was totally fine the way it was that it was my violent rip up upwards is what fucked everything up and launched it if i was just delicate wouldn't have been a problem coated my walls i'm still cleaning that

was on like friday i'm still cleaning soda stain from my wall like oh shit it's wrong with that's still there terrible man that is funny so i don't i don't like do we i don't know if we necessarily want to get into it i want to know which throw is less impressive gavin's drink throw or jeff with a baseball i really don't know oh you know what else we should get into real fast on the way to that because this came up on the drive over there okay no uh i think it's pretty clear i i don't want to i'm not trying to to belabor a point but everybody knows that i'm uh recently a pastrami guy i actually had a pastrami sandwich for lunch today it was phenomenal uh about an hour ago uh and and as we know i'm i'm becoming

a koozie guy as well i'm i'm actually going hard into koozies and yeah i've decided that 20 2022 is going to be like a real bit it's going to be real heavy pastrami and koozie uh the forecast calls for heavy pastrami and koozies yeah uh for 2022 for sure i've also been thinking about flirting with uh being an arm out the window when i drive kind of guy although we've had some some mixed results over the last week or so with other obnoxious people with their windows down. While we were discussing this, Gavin has decided, and I wanted to bring this up so it doesn't get lost because I think it's a great idea.

Gavin wants to move into the area of being a cereal on the front porch guy. Eating cereal on the front porch. Yeah, I was in the car with Jeff and I just saw a guy out on his front porch sat on a nice little chair just eating cereal and I just thought, that just looks really nice. sat on a nice little chair just eating cereal and I just thought that just looks really nice. That just like that looks like a

really nice place to eat cereal. Maybe maybe I should try that. Front porch more than a back porch? I think so. I think there's something about a front porch. Why? It's like you're just watching the world in front of you. Yeah. Is it the world in front of you? Like I don't I don't know. I mean that guy saw us.

We were on our way to go throw baseballs. Yeah, that's the highlight of a cereal eat. Yeah, he had a front row seat. The best part of that day was you taking us to every baseball field in Austin and we get there and they're all in use. So we end up doing it next to a baseball field, just on some grass.

We could have done it anywhere. As far as regulation, as far as regulation baseball diamonds go, this was not a regular. It was pretty a f*** face regulation for sure. Yeah, I mean, I don't really know what you guys, I don't know that there's much of a story there. We all piled into the car. I told you the funny part about hitting the speed bump.

I told you the thing about the cereal. Well, did we all give our guesses? I reinforced the pastrami. Then we went and we threw the ball and then Gavin spilled the drink. I really feel like we covered most of it. I feel like... What was your prediction?

I'm trying to remember if I made an official prediction before. I would guess that Jeff throws 57. I'm going to say we learned a lot about a lot of things. Oh, interesting. My guess, Andrew, was 58. 58, 57. Wow, really?

Your price is right. Eric, what was yours? Eric and Nick, you and I. I didn't think you were breaking, like, for your first throw, for, like, the first time out there, I didn't think you were breaking, like, 62. 62. Nick says around 60.

I feel like you guys have inflated all these numbers over time. These feel a little higher than the last time I remember them, but okay. I'm just curious. Did Jeff throw one ball? How many balls did Jeff throw for this? I would say eight or nine. We had two balls. Eight or nine.

Okay. And do you remember which ball was the fastest? And we should say which number was the fastest? And we should say, which number was it? He hit this number twice. Okay. I hit the fastest number twice. Consistent.

I was never able to break it. Okay. And what was that attempt on? Was that like two and eight? Second and last attempt, I think. Okay. Wow. There'll be a video out soon.

I would say I probably, probably threw it at least 12 times. Threw it at least 12 times. Threw it at least 12 times. The second and 12th. I would be confident if I were you. The fact that shows you got a little stamina. Second throw and last throw.

I got to say, assuming I didn't hit like assuming this continues, right? Like, obviously, if I threw the ball 80 miles an hour, we're done. Boring segment. It's over. I did what I said I was going to do. Bit of a letdown, if I'm being honest with you, because we thought that it would be fun to watch me build my way up. So if I threw it to 80, then that sucks. We're done.

But if I didn't, then we get to watch the three-month journey of me building it up, and I'm happy to report that if that's the case, my arm feels fine. I didn't have any ill effects at all. Now, I don't know what this number is. I read, I don't remember. I apologize not giving proper credit to the person. I didn't have any ill effects at all. Now, I don't know what this number is. I read, I don't remember. I apologize not giving proper credit to the person.

I saw somebody suggest that we do a nugget versus speed off. That I have to eat more nuggets than whatever your pitch count is. But we don't, I'm not sure what the number is for that. What did Jeff throw? Do we talk about it now? Is this the reveal? What did you throw? Well, do we want to know?

We'll say Millie. Let's see. Everybody threw. Emily's fastest was 16, I think. 16 miles an hour. Millie was able to throw it 26 miles an hour. Gavin threw. He got a recorded time.

Threw it a few times. Do you feel comfortable telling your time? Well, I should say that I was very nervous about throwing the ball because the last time i threw a baseball i hit millie in the face straight in her face do you want to send them the photo of what happened when you threw the ball this time okay let me uh let me put this in the discord so send that fucking photo uh yeah i'll tell you what's happened is gevin's magnetically attracted to being an asshole to my daughter no is accuracy a consideration at all? Or was it just pure speed? No, accuracy didn't matter.

And that actually made it a little difficult because it was nothing to throw to. So if you zoom in, you can see Gavin's supposed to be in this photo. You see Emily, my girlfriend, taking a photo. You see Millie hauling ass because there's a ball going straight for her head. To the left, on the

extreme left, you'll see a tripod with a camera on it. Gavin is supposed to be throwing left of that camera. I was about to be winging that camera. It went straight towards Millie's head. She had to run out of the way immediately. That is her running in

abject fear. Thank God for her teenage reflexes. She was like a magnet. I wasn't even facing her. I couldn't believe it. She was, I think, she was not happy and I think slightly more worried afterwards.

But I hate to report, because of that sort of slip release, I failed to throw it very fast. My number was 43. I would argue that, turns out, 43 is pretty fast. I mean, not so fast Millie couldn't dodge it, thank Christ. But 43 is a fast ball, I got to say. I got to say it's pretty fast.

Yeah, Eric can back that up. 43, it's more say it's pretty fast. Yeah. Eric can back that up. 43. It's a, it's, that's, it's more heat. It's more heat than I had anticipated. Eric said,

yeah, it is about half as fast as 80. Yeah, he's right. That's, that's technically correct. Yeah. So Jeff,

what was your number? Well, I'll tell you what, what did you throw it at? 43. All right. Well, I'll say this.

Uh, I, I beat 43. I threw it better than that. I threw it at 46 uh coming off of a myriad of lifetime of injuries uh and and no preparation uh i've managed to still throw it faster than a 30 what three year old uh british man so i feel pretty good about that uh that's a good hey i i'm gonna be honest with you i didn't hit 80 yeah i i thought

i would i i knew i thought i had like a 50 50 shot didn't quite get there fell a little short but i see room for improvement and uh i i haven't started yet obviously because we hadn't had this conversation so i'll begin the training now i guess we'll say 90 days from november 2nd you know we'll try again okay uh and what i was even thinking is uh would be fun kind of like how they did on top gear we could have like a leaderboard we could have friends of face throw the ball and see how fast they can do we can see you can have the best time in like the face family i think it'd be a lot of fun we'll get you in there uh andrew we'll get we get nick we'll get eric uh it'll be a grand old time we'll get Nick, we'll get Eric. It'll be a grand old time.

We'll have a little leaderboard. It'll be great. So are we still aiming for you to get 80? Is that still the goal? I'd like to get there. I'd like to get there. I got a little bit of room. I got a little bit of room to improve.

But I'd like to get there. I think you could hit 60 with some training. I would like to agree with you. I'm a little off of 60. My top speed, which I hit twice, so there was some consistency there, was 49 miles an hour. You're so fucked.

You're so fucked. Turns out 49 is really fast and really hard. That was the earliest one. 49 is really fast and really hard. That was the earliest one. I ran over to the radar gun that Emily was holding. And before she even could out, I just burst out laughing because it said 42 on it. And Jeff was just like, all right, well, you know, I'm going to throw it again. Just like not demoralized at all.

But never breached 50. All day. So, tried so hard. Tried so hard. I couldn't do it. Definitely going to break 50. I'd like to break 60. Was there a feeling of like 60 was in the air before Jeff threw?

Was there anticipation? What was that moment like before Jeff? There was a moment. There was a moment when Emily was was we were testing out the gun and she was like just throw it that way a little bit and we just like tossed it back and forth and she clocked that at like 30 miles an hour and we were like oh that was nothing we weren't even throwing it hard easy peasy so we were all like well we're gonna throw this thing like 70 miles an hour if we throw it hard and then it turns out the difference between 30, the effort to require to throw 30 and 49 is tremendous.

And it's, yeah. So anyway, definitely going to hit 50. Think I can probably hit 60. 80 we're going to shoot for. Not positive I'm going to get there in 90 days. It might take a little bit longer, but that's what we determined. So that's what we're going to go for.

Although I imagine if I don't hit 80, I'll probably just be, just continue the journey. You won't hit 60 if given a year. I was going to go for although i imagine if i don't hit 80 i'll probably just be just continue the journey you won't hit 60 if given a year i was gonna say let's get through the 90 days first wait you said hang okay hang on you say you can hit 80 if given a little bit longer how much how what do you need to like play triple a ball like what do you well we're gonna see? Well, we're going to see. We've got 90 days. We'll see, A, how good is my training regimen? Does it work?

Did I pick the right one? Have I invested in the right people? Hopefully, the answer is yes. Hopefully, I make progress. Another big thing you've got to worry about at my age, am I going to suffer any training setbacks due to injuries? A lot of people get hurt in the weight room doing workouts, doing training. And so I gotta watch that. So it's a delicate balance. Are you gonna hit the weight room?

Assuming all conditions are met, I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to train five days a week to throw this ball 80 miles an hour. I mean, duh. Obviously, professional baseball players train. I feel like 80's dead. I would bet anything you can't throw

higher than my nugget number I bet anything that you can't throw a 68 I don't think we should go with the nuggets and I don't think I think you'll out nugget the ball I think I yeah no absolutely I think I can hit 80 I don't know that I will in 90 days but I think given enough time I can however there's a zero Jeff you realize the more time that passes, the harder it gets for you. You're not getting younger. I'm training, dude. Age is a state of mind. I don't think age is a state of mind. I'm already faster than Gavin.

Yeah, but to be honest, I don't even think I can move my arm 18 miles an hour. Like, empty. I would love to know what speed that drink was flying out of your hand at. That looked like a solid 20. That's what we should be talking about. I even started standing in the way. So I was like, Jeff, maybe if you aim at me, it'll go faster.

Didn't really help. Here's what's going to happen. We're going to check back in on January 31st, and I'll throw the ball again, and we'll see if I show any kind of improvement or not. One of two things is going to happen. I'm going to take this very seriously seriously and I'm going to train hard. I have a trunk full of gear that leads me to believe that things are headed that way.

However, I also have 46 years of intimate knowledge of myself. And so I think there's a really good chance I forget about it tomorrow and I don't think about it again until we talk about it on January 31st. So one of those two things is going to happen. I'm not sure which, but it's either I'm either going to throw it slower or way faster next time. You were just talking about having a leaderboard. Surely you'd be

reminded. Well, we can already make the leaderboard. People just got to throw the ball. I'm saying I got to throw the ball. That was ball. So now we got prototypes, then chocolate. Is that right? We do. I feel like I think we should have to close. Yeah, we'll have to end on chocolate.

And what did you say? Five minutes to eat the whole chocolate? I have five. I don't think I'll need that much time. My one question, you never replied. Does the timer start when the chocolate hits my lips? Or is it when I peel open the thing? No, when it hits your lips.

Opening it isn't eating it. Can I prep the chocolate for that? If by prepping you mean snapping it and putting it in your mouth, then yeah. Okay, so I can prep. I'm going to start prepping the chocolate then. While you're doing that, I think we should push prototypes

because I still got photos to edit and stuff. Oh. Although I could get it together if we needed to. But if you want to do prototypes... Oh, fuck. What's wrong, Andrew? It's just this is a lot more chocolate. Yeah, I think we've got a solid episode here.

We'll cover prototypes in two days when we talk again. But I have a question for you guys. This is a merch-related question, not to circle back to merch, but I want to check the temperature on something. A lot of people have requested and suggested that we make baseball jerseys. I have resisted that because I would never...

It just seems hokey to me a little bit. And as it's correctly pointed out over and over again, we are not a baseball podcast. We are a fruit podcast, if anything, these days. So, you know. However, what if we made... Do you guys want to make a baseball jersey? And if you did, what would you think about this idea?

Because I think the thing that people like about F*** Face merch is that it's unique and it's, well, it's been dipped in my misery a lot of the time. And I think that's a selling point too. But exclusivity is also helpful what if we made like you know how like when you're on a little league team you get your your jersey with your number and your name on the back of it and you get to pick your number right and then uh so what if you don't get to pick your name but what if we just made 99 number 00 to 99 jerseys and that's all that there are and depending on which size you order is which number you get and that's just what it is and there's only 99 and so every jersey is a one of a kind yeah that's fine I like it maybe the uh is that

I wonder if that's feasible I wonder if we could do that maybe the sponsor of the jersey should be NASA NASA oh NASA yeah we don't want to we don't want to lose NASA get NASA on there maybe get the smashing sportsman on there somewhere if that's possible we gotta get the audience uh support in the smashing sportsman yeah oh yeah we're's possible. We got to get the audience support

in the smashing sportsman. Oh, yeah. Good point. Uniform should definitely be there. We're going to have to acquire him. Should definitely be a sponsor. Uniform's got to be in there. Thank me later, maybe.

We got a lot of ads. Thank me later. Thank me later. Too spicy icy. We got the beef bracelet. There's a lot of, yeah. Dude, this is a, this is going to look like a nascar i hmm how do i want to approach this is really orally okay so we're officially pushing prototypes

the next episode and we'll just end on i mean we're we're like an hour in and yeah we're we're 50 okay i'm gonna start at 55 minutes of my recording, which isn't... I can start the timer for you. It's just visually. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one.

Go, go, go. Ooh. Can I have water? He just goes for it. Not even finished talking about all the rules. I would say water at the end. No. This sucks.

How much did you put in your first bite? How many squares? Test the bar. So he put half of a bar of 100% chocolate. 100% cocoa content chocolate. Let me ask you a question. I was thinking about this the other day while he's suffering. If a chocolate bar is 100%, like he's eating pure chocolate right now, right?

What is it? If he's eating the 70%, what's the other 30%? This is fine. What do you mean it's fine? It's fine. It's just like dirt. Is it really not affecting? I had like one line of squares

and it was one of the worst things I ever ate. I'm miserable right now, but this is totally doable. Wow, you're handling it so well. I'm so surprised. I don't know, it's just like dirt. I'm just eating sand right now. So you're at one minute 20.

Is it like chocolate at all? I would not recognize this as chocolate. It's like no sugar. Apparently that 30% of other ingredients is the part that makes people like chocolate. Yeah, it turns out all the stuff that's not cocoa beans is the good stuff. Turns out that when you're eating a chocolate bar, you're really eating the stuff that binds the chocolate. Are you slowing down, would you say? I'm not slowing down.

Did you say something about Lord Fauntleroy? What was that? I'm working through it. All right, you're halfway through. Oh, no, you've got five minutes. You've got the time, right? You've got two minutes. You're at two minutes ten.

Can I drink with this or no? Can you what? Can I drink? Am I allowed to have a drink or no? Yeah, the end. But not during. I don't think so. Yeah, Nick says no. Fuck you, Nick. Wow. Lovingly. What percentage through the bar

do you think you are right now? It's hard to answer. Because there's so much paste in your mouth? It's just paste. How much of the bar has not entered into your mouth yet? Three minutes. One. Seven.

Eight. Like 11 squares, maybe? How many squares did you start with? A lot Like over half the bar I got like maybe a quarter of the bar left I don't think you have time to be chatting about it I think you should be chewing Well then stop fucking asking me questions

He's got a point there You have to get the rest in I'm doing it. Yeah. Well, let me ask you a question, Gavin. Do you think he's going to make it? It sounds like he might. He's got a minute 20 left. I don't know what it proved.

It sounds super gross, and it sounds like it's exactly as gross as you said it was. Well, immediately, it's not flawed him like it did me. It's not like ruined his day. Well, I think the thing that we're going to learn here is that Andrew swims in gross in ways that other people aren't comfortable, maybe. At this point, Andrew, is it all in your mouth? Uh-huh. So there's nothing left in the container?

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Good, good, good. Wow, I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm not going to have time. What'd he say? About time. He wants to know how much time he's got.

70 seconds left. He's not going to make it. He's not going to make it. Swallow it. I'm not going to make it. He can't do it. You got it. I'm done. I'm done. You can do it. He can't do it. You got it. You can do it.

50 seconds. No. No. He's drowning. No. And time. Five minutes. More time.

More time. What? More time. All right, well, can you do it within seven? Oh, definitely. It just sounds like you're storing it in your face, but you're not working to get it down. I'm crying.

I could listen to this all day long. Oh, man. Oh, it's so bad. It can't be that bad. I'm excited for this review after he's done. If I... What's the issue with what's holding you up?

Wallowing it. I feel like if we give you to seven minutes, that counts because we asked you probably two minutes worth of questions. We're going. You know how in the... Do you like it? You know how in NASA merchandise,

it has the logo, it'll have a little astronaut, and then it'll have the sky, and it'll have stars? Yeah. When we make the NASA logo, should it look like that, but it's little nuggets?

It's like little L-shaped nuggets? Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a great idea. Exactly. Yeah. He's going to need to... 20 seconds till seven minutes, Andrew. That boy is rejecting the chocolate.

How has he got more in his mouth now than when he started? It's just all pink. 7 minutes. It's not like it's just too pink. It's just too pink. It's just too pink. It's just too pink. Is this the face? Is this the wall? Don't sack him.

It sounds so much worse than in the beginning. The problem. He's deteriorating. It sounds like it's getting wetter, maybe. Maybe the saliva. Maybe the... Oh, no. No. You can't do that.

You're not allowed. You're going to make each other throw up. I will fucking spit chocolate everywhere! He's gonna come up with 10 minutes with chocolate as well! This is so good! Oh no! I would love to see somebody trying to subtitle that. Oh god, it's all over my lips! You sound like you got a headcrab on you.

It's like it's getting thicker in my mouth. Almost nine minutes since you started i'm making progress oh wow that sounded pretty clear actually yeah how close are you to finishing would you say uh pretty close so you're setting a world record right now so when you say it done that'll be the official world record just like the current fastest uh face baseball throw in the world is 49 miles an hour. I have the world record at the moment. You will have the world record on this. I'm so close. We should have like a Guinness Book of Records, but it's just face records.

Done. Did it. Nine and a half minutes. Nine thirty on the dot. Yeah, I think I could hit seven easily. I learned a few things in the middle of that. What did you learn? The only way to ingest it is to treat it like I'm swallowing pills.

Like it's medication. That became my approach. You were just swallowing full lumps? Yeah. Well, no, like it was, I chewed it to the point where it was just like a thick paste. It was a chocolatey liquid. And that's what what it was like mud it was like trying to eat mud

and you just have to swallow like you will never chew it to a texture that is great did it taste good it tastes awful but it's consistently bad oh it's consistently what bad like once you it's there's

it doesn't climb. The real problem would have been if you would have made me laugh really hard, I would have shot chocolate fucking everywhere. And there's no coming back from that. Yeah, you need a new room. I would. So has it gone up or down then your confidence after that? I think I'm a dark chocolate guy.

We'll have to update the kitchen magnets. Okay. I gotta be honest. I don't want to get involved in this chocolate game you guys have going on. I'm up to my eyeballs in baseball throws. But I feel like I could eat it faster than that. I feel like it wouldn't be as hard as you're making it. I'd love to see you try. I think next week.

To be honest. Next Thursday. I think you could beat him, Jeff. I don't trust you saying that, but I do think. Do we have a chocolate off? I'll do it again. I think I could do better. Let me say, I definitely don't trust you saying that, but I do think... Do we have a chocolate off? I'll do it again. I think I could do better. Let me say, I definitely don't trust Gavin's motivations,

and I think he's, at least when it comes to me, usually a liar. But I do honestly, personally think I could do better than that. I think we should have a chocolate off on Thursday. I'm all for this. You know what's better than a chocolate off? What? A chocolate trio.

We should get Gavin another one and we should all do a three-way. Oh, no. There's no way. I need to... I'm still working. I don't want to ruin my... I'm still working up my palate.

We'll see if we can eat an entire chocolate bar before Gavin gets through one square. Nick's got a great point. Low calorie, too. Tired antioxidants, maybe. I don't know. I did start on... I started on 70%, by the way. Nick's got a great point low calorie too tie in antioxidants maybe I don't know I did start on I started on 70%

by the way you did? honestly I had a piece of 70% too and it gave me more chocolate confidence I'm like 30% more of this can't be bad

yeah 70's great I wonder which percentage it gets tremendously awful see I don't like any of it so it's equally bad, I think, is my advantage. Then how are you gonna be a dark chocolate guy? It's like, before

I'd never even touch it, I feel like I just had the most potent dark chocolate you could have, and I was okay with it. I know what you mean. Like, I, at very, at early on, I tasted alcohol and I was like, this is fucking disgusting, but I definitely can tell I'm gonna be an alcohol guy. And then I was. So maybe is fucking disgusting. But I definitely can tell I'm going to be an alcohol guy.

And then I was. So maybe it's like that. Yeah. Could be. Yeah. All right. That was great. I feel like hopefully the comment levers will be satisfied.

I feel like we we closed a lot of loose ends today. I Gavin and I threw a baseball. It was pretty, pretty badass. Everybody was pretty impressed with the results. Andrew, you were a demon on that chocolate. That was fantastic to watch. Oh, we had the whole Nugget saga. Who could forget that?

What a ride that was. And the real fun was doing it together, knowing that the audience was right there alongside us. So we really appreciate that. And maybe tune in next week when we'll do it again. And if you don't, hopefully nothing bad happened to you

in your personal life that kept you away from the podcast. Hopefully you were just forgetful or lazy or whatever, but maybe get your shit together next time and have some brand loyalty. All right. Peace out.