Regulation Podcast - Andrew's Treasure Trove of Pencils // 3 Rubbish Strikes to a Marathon [126]

Episode Date: November 2, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Season 5 Episode 2, Gavin's real tech problems, Andrew's pencils, how many strokes is in a pencil, Gavin's anxiety dinner dreams, Geoff kisses Gavin, LASO achievement, Eric's discord hate, baseballs, ankles, cold dreams, marathons, Rubbish, Henry's passing, Padres ears and goose, Icy Hot balls, and Geoff's proposal teaser. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Fum http://www.breathefum.com/face , Hello Tushy http://hellotushy.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. My name is Jeff Ramsey With me as always, Gavin Frey and Andrew Payton Correct me if I'm wrong But this is episode 126 And to my knowledge, this is the first episode of season 5? That's correct I think last episode should have been the first episode of season 5 Oh, I thought season 4 ended in that episode Yeah, I thought we... I don't remember

Didn't we do another one after the last one? Oh, you're right Hold on a second Welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast I believe this is episode 126 And correct me if I'm wrong boys But this is the second episode of season 5 Sounds right to me Jeff

Yeah that's exactly correct You're so smart Oh you guys are sweet thanks So I know how much you love it when I number and categorize things So I wanted to be sure I got it right for you Can I talk about a thing that I'm annoyed about, irrationally, but I am annoyed about? Gavin mentioned...

Oh, really? What did I do? Let's find out what Gavin annoyed you for. I'm annoyed because Gavin messaged our Discord saying his computer won't turn on. Slight problem. Seemed like a big deal. You still fucking showed up on time you're annoying i hate it i hate that even with your tech issues you're still on time i wish

i hadn't warned you guys and i would have just shown up on time with you know but i was getting a bit freaked out what do you think the chances are andrew gavin this is not for you this is just purely for andrew so you can sit quietly uh andrew what do you think the chances are here that Gavin invented a computer problem that he then instantly fixed to show up on time just to make himself look better so that he may lessen the time that it's going to take him to get back to being an on-time guy?

No, I think that's a genius point by you. I completely agree. He's been late a lot recently so this is a perfect example of maybe him setting up a scenario which he could still despite the barriers thrown in his way appear on time let me be honest with you about eight minutes into my computer not turning on i did figure out why i wasn't turning on really i have a blu-ray drive that if is on when when i turn the computer on it tries to boot from a disc and i didn't hear the fact that it was going like and as soon as i turned that off the computer came

on but i didn't think yeah it still took nine minutes to turn on so in essence andrew and i were right uh i would say subconsciously you were right okay there's nothing wrong with that i'll take that that's victory you're talking about wrong with that i'll take that that's you're talking about that annoyance i have a thing that's been driving me crazy in my bedroom where when i turn my tv off uh with the apple remote which is all i use because it's got an apple tv connected to it the tv turns off and then anywhere between 20 and 45 seconds later it is random it will just turn back on again and then I have to turn it off a second time. But it happens 100% of the time.

The TV in the bedroom is a two-turn-off TV. I don't know why or how it started all at once in the middle of like, it's been there, it's been on that wall working fine for, I don't know, six months, a year, however long since I hung it. And the motherfucker just, maybe like three weeks ago, just decided,

nah, I'm going to turn off TV now. And it sucks. Is it that the Apple TV has already slept? And when you're hitting it, you're turning off the TV, but you're actually turning the Apple TV on? No, because I'm doing it like from an app, like I'm watching an episode.

I'm like watching SportsCenter via the Apple TV. It's all operating. And I'm just like, I have no idea. My behavior hasn't changed at all only the tv's behavior oh uh anyway so what we annoyed andrew about oh uh well you know uh there's a photo uh you know we just had the highly successful uh i would say highly successful alpha bet and everybody seemed to love it.

This is one of the photos that Andrew posted showing his desk. As we all know, Gavin and I love to pour over Andrew's, any image we can get of Andrew's apartment or home or secret place you live so that we can find any inklingling of of uh like a secret data about the the bizarre way you live your life and uh so i was looking over that picture with a fine tooth comb because there's so much to look at and that's when i noticed and then apparently every

member on the site noticed as well you have a thousand fucking pencils on your desk what kind of what What kind of power move are you pulling on us here? Literally, Mr. Anti-Pencil has a, Nick nailed it, a treasure trove of pencils. And then I got to thinking, not only are you flaunting these pencils just right in our

face, you put them in a porta potty, which was a torture device of your design directed at me, so I feel like it's like a double fuck you coming my way we both saw this as a multi-layered power play no no yeah first of all porta potty is maybe the nicest gift i've ever given anyone there is no attack as part of a porta potty you didn't have a toilet i provided you a toilet i don't see why there's any issue with what i did second of all I've never protested against pencils

as a tool to use them. You can never have enough pencils. Who doesn't love a pencil? Wait, did you just admit that that's a pencil? Yeah. It's not a writing utensil? That's a pencil? Well, I think you could call that a pencil.

You could call it all sorts of things. Interesting. Where did you get the pencils and why do you have so many? Where did I get the pencils? I bought a thing of pencils from Amazon, like a giant pack of it. And I was going to do it. That was going to be my episode 100 thing that I decided not to do for some reason. I was going to instigate the audience. I was going to make a whole video of like having the pencils, grinding them down, getting ready to like make them into a pancake, like cooking a pancake for it.

And then going like, nah, and then just eating some hotcakes from McDonald's using my great hack. And then I was going to film a video of me walking the pencils to the garbage and just throwing them in there. And I never did that. So instead, I just put them in there and i never did that so instead i just put them in my port-a-potty mug and they're they're there were you worried about the backlash of such an act i don't remember there was something that happened at that time that i just was like you know what i don't i think maybe it was the fact that episode 100 felt like it was gonna be a fun thing that we're celebrating i was like i maybe don't want to try to annoy

everybody i can't remember what you did for episode 100 i didn't do anything i was like i maybe don't want to try to annoy everybody i can't remember what you did for episode 100 i didn't do anything i had every i had all these things planned and i didn't ultimately do any of them because they would either uh be against jeff which was not a great idea at the time or uh it would instigate the audience which i didn't want to do because i wanted 100 to be like a fun thing. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. Okay. And plus, I'm kind of glad I didn't because nothing could top what Jeff did.

He stole the show. This is a great thing you did. The tattoos? The tattoos. Oh, right. I did. I was sitting here trying. I was racking my fucking brain trying to remember what I did on episode 100.

You looking like a mermaid getting tattoos on you. It's fantastic. Completely forgot I did that. Oh, man. Do you own a pencil sharpener? Oh, yeah, I do. I bought one at the same time. I have an electric pencil sharpener.

I was going to use that to grind them down. I think instead of grinding those things down, I think you should use each and every pencil. Use it down to the nub, and then as soon as you finish one, grab the next one, and try to make it your life's goal to draw out all of those pencils. I like that idea a lot. I think I'm

going to do that. They're going to get a lot of use for something related to MVP coming up. Maybe I'll knock one or two of them out. How long does it take? How many strokes is in a pencil? How many strokes that's a great question let me google that yeah like how far does a pencil like will it go a mile like how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop have we done that research for pencils like how many strokes is the average pencil uh oh lord uh it's been established that the average pencil has

enough graphite to write about 45 000 words i could do two lists plus some maybe if you're actually writing the list with a pencil you wouldn't have as many repeats no i would just i would have probably more because i couldn't easily search it and i'd just be more miserable i think i think as a test nobody could read my list if i did it by hand do you have bad handwriting oh the worst terrible you think my drawing is bad oh my god jesus christ i i wonder if you, as a test, just wrote the word word 45,000 times with that pencil. See how close you are to finishing it. Yeah. Kind of like every punishment I had in school, actually.

Yeah, like the Bart Simpson chalkboard. Yeah. Maybe I'll try that. Maybe next time we record, I'll have a sheet. Probably not. I'm probably not going to do that, but I like the idea. Have I told you guys that in the last couple of, well, maybe like six weeks,

I've had two major anxiety dreams about missing dinners? Really? Because of your lateness? Yeah. Fascinating. It's because I felt it. I felt Jeff's text in the Home Depot. And I just thought, ah, like, oh, I'm so screwed. And that feeling has not yet left me. And I just get that anxious feeling.

And I've woken up from that twice since. Is your greatest fear going to be when those dreams feel normal to you? When you've truly become a man of lightness? I just shake them off. Yeah, they're no longer anxiety-filled for you. When I can shrug that off in my dream, I think that's the goal. Don't worry. As soon as you're able to do that,

there'll be an Edgar Wright dream waiting in the wings. Oh, man. Dude, the funny thing about that to me is it was great content for the podcast. Like I said at the time, I almost preferred it that way. Because I've had dinner with you a million times we'll have dinner a million more times it was more memorable than the dinner we probably would have had yeah i

tell you i guarantee you you go to that dinner you you and meg show up i can't tell you one thing about that night today completely unremarkable i'm sure we have a lovely time but it's it fades into the it fades in amongst the other 10,000 double dates and dinners that we've had together. But I don't know how to tell you. Andrew, this is how pro-Gavin I am these days. How much I love all of you guys and how I'm just so full of love right now.

I was at work yesterday to do another podcast, right? And in that podcast, somebody mentioned, stay away from age. They're doing lasso. So they're probably pretty, it's pretty intense and smelly in there. And as soon as I heard they're playing lasso, I thought, well, Gavin's got to be involved in that.

I ran over. Everybody said hi to me. I Joe, Michael, everybody. I think maybe Alfredo. I ignored them all. I ran over to give Gavin a hug and a big kiss on his head. And I didn't even think about it. I just kissed him on his head.

And then I was walking away. Gavin goes, I got a kiss. And I was like, I kissed him? I was just so excited to see him. You came in and we were like, hey! And then you kissed my forehead. And I was like, oh, I got a kiss. And then you were gone.

And then we beat the level. That was my good luck. Should we talk about Lasso? A different Lasso that occurred? Because that brought me a lot of joy last week. i didn't even think about bringing it up in this context but you've seen it made me know what you're talking about you don't know what you're a key part of this so a very long time ago gavin and his friend dan tried to get the halo 2 lasso i don't know if you want to queue up the photos because they're fantastic they tried to get the

halo 2 lasso achievement which is to complete every level of halo 2 and lasso in the playlist now they did it in co-op there's a weird issue with halo 2 where there is one mission at the start that you have to do in single player they will not let you do in co-op so they went through the entire game and the achievement never popped and they realized it's because they didn't do this one level and you can't just like go do it later like you have to do it in the correct sequence yeah i have a photo of the moment we discover this popping it in now that is a picture of dan puzzled at why he didn't get the achievement so because that happened this is you before we did face i felt bad for gavin so i thought 2019 this is something

that i've kind of considered doing myself this will be motivation i'll do it with one of my friends we'll get to the end and then i'll let gavin know hey i have two checkpoints you can do it with one of us and dan can do with the other person it's gonna be great i think we talked about did we talk about the intricacies of why it didn't work? Yeah, I just explained it, I believe. Okay, so all we had to do was then play the first cutscene and first level and then beat the playlist again. But you can't start from the end of the playlist.

You have to start and play the entire game again. But all you really need is for the game to see you click over the final boss and the final level. With all the other levels complete. So I, with a friend, go through Halo 2 Lassa, get to the last one, reach out to Gavin,

we coordinate, it takes us a few hours, but we do it, we complete Halo 2 Lassa, we both get the achievement, now it's just my friend and Dan need to sync up somehow, they don't, they have no connection, it seems very unlikely to me that this will ever happen. But's just i think like two months after yeah so we're 2019 yeah last week because gavin and i talked about it sort of recently how it's funny that my friend still

has that checkpoint and has never gotten the achievement and dan still also hasn't gotten it gavin texted me what days are your is your friend available like in the next five days does your friend have an availability well first i was like does he still have that checkpoint because i thought the chances that this checkpoint would have held for three years now let me explain the joy that i i got when i received that message that friend and i love them they're terrible at halo they spent most of that experience not playing while i dragged us through level by level they're awful they uh they're the person that they they are the person that i did the applesauce races with where i wasn't eating the applesauce

they would just chow it down they are they're an idiot and i love them they're terrible at halo too they're fantastic um so when i saw that text i thought oh this is my friend the applesauce guy he's so bad at this this is gonna be a disaster i'm so excited i rushed over to message him hey what's your availability for the next five days we sorted it out we got it organized it was like monday whatever it doesn't really matter but we but they found a time and it organized. It was like Monday, whatever. It doesn't really matter, but they found a time, and for the next, that was like two days in the future, they're going to do it.

There were moments throughout those next two days where I would just light up in joy knowing the pain that they would be going through. This is terrible at Halo. And Dan was excited to finally get closure on this achievement that he put in probably 40 hours into maybe. Easily, yeah.

I'll let you take it from here, Gavin, because I sadly was not able to watch these runs. Tell me, what was the experience like watching the play? I realized very quickly that this person was no good at Halo. Because because iron is on

it just means that when your your friend died they both got reset and i just never hear this side of dan but dan was like oh don't worry about it no well we've got he was the one like being really motivational go ahead I was just gonna say my friend has that was the weirdest awkward that was the worst talk over we've ever had in the 126 episodes I mean I want to note it

to cut it out but Jesus Christ what happened that was like that's so funny one thing that's great about this podcast is we very rarely ever have those moments and whereas every other podcast i've ever done remotely they're constant but man i stepped in that hard no we have those moments yeah the problem is that was there was too much respect there there was too much kindness we both wanted to give the right away we both were committed to yeah it was it was that was the issue i was just i don't even remember what i was gonna oh they have no patience they die all the time they just run out and die they're really bad at

just waiting so that was one bit where they tried probably 25 times to make it they're basically trying to skip a segment with tons of enemies and dan made it like he performed this jump that you've been trying so many times and and it was like oh we got it we got it oh okay okay don't die don't die we've got this and they slowly edge through the rest of the level very meticulously taking out jackal snipers and all this stuff and i just hear dan going oh no don't worry don't we could do it your friend is clearly your friend is clearly running again they go they get all the way to the end. All they have to do is do the glitch with Johnson.

If you've done Lassa, you've probably cloned Johnson a few times because it's pretty much impossible to beat the game without doing this exploit where you have to drop a spectre into the final boss room at perfect time. They get all the way to that point and Dan messes up the spectre part. So they drop into the final boss room at perfect time. They get all the way to that point and Dan messes

up the spectre part. So they drop into the final boss without the spectre which means you can't clone Johnson. They have to restart the entire level again. They're hours in at this point. They go through the entire level again. They do it.

They do the glitch. They pull it off. Hold on. my shit's too powerful i will say that's one of the things why don't we get this freaking uh nitro or whatever what made me so excited was because when gavin and i did it the glitch to get johnson in to like bring the the specter into the room is kind of difficult if you're not experienced with it. It took us, I want to say, three attempts. So we had to go through the level three times at that point. I was like, oh, they're going to definitely fuck up that specter glitch.

This is going to be great. They're going to have to do it multiple times. It's going to be a massive headache. What are you doing? I've put an image in, that was 270 kilobytes. I've put an image in Slack. Oh, okay. I've put an image in Slack.

Okay. It's the same image. It's the same image three years apart. Oh my God. He didn't get the achievement. I guess at some point in the interim time, Dan somehow lost all of his progress in the lasso playlist. Like all of his mid progress for any playlist was reset. So he now has the first cut scene complete,

the second level armory and the final level and everything else in the middle is missing. And the best part about it is that your friend got the achievement. All that happened is Dan helped Andrew's friend get an achievement for three hours. And he walked away from the whole thing just like, oh. He doesn't care about that achievement at all.

That means nothing to him. Apparently the guy was like, oh, thanks. Yeah, i appreciate it he has one of the hardest achievements in the entire game dan who's now pretty much played the whole game and the final level twice still has nothing to show for it i think arguably the best part and i correct me if i'm wrong in this gavin even if dan finishes all the levels he still doesn't have credit for because of that glitch,

he still would then need to beat the final level again for the pump. So he'd have to beat it three times. He can't get that achievement without playing that level for a third time. We couldn't believe it. I was just in tears. He was stood in front of the TV in the exact same pose

trying to figure out what went wrong again. Did you recognize instantly that it was the same photo? Well, it's a screenshot from a video. And I remember I've taken the same video twice. So I was like, it seems really familiar. So is he going to try again in three years? I think so. I'm always feeling guilty enough to the point where I'll go through it with him again. I feel like he

really deserves it at this point. That's pretty unfortunate, yeah. Oh, man. It's the worst Lassa, too. Aside from Halo 5, it's pretty bad. It's terrible. How is Halo 5 Lassa going? Awful. Absolutely horrendous.

What makes you say that i mean each we put out a video the other day that was three hours and 40 minutes long we didn't even do the level we just got stuck and stopped what level are you on right now how far into it are you which is beat level four oh there's like how many 12 or 13 levels 12 playable oh yeah there's 12 i thought there were 10 wow you're not even halfway that's great no there's not even achievement for it or anything that's fit nope there's no reason to do it i know they said they wouldn't do it nothing would make me happier if they had halo 5 to the master chief collection with a lasso right when you're about to finish that achievement list you have

698 they drop a halo 5 lasso into the mix eric can i get um shitty discord to let me put up bigger files yeah i'll uh i'm i'm getting it right now i just feel like two years in we we deserve it right right i just said that we were gonna do, but we can keep having the conversation on the episode if you want. Eric, I love you. Sorry for providing a little bit of extra. If I were in the room with you right now, I'd kiss you on the forehead, Eric. Thank you so much.

I'm already getting it. I'm getting the card. I was going to do it. Here's the thing. I was going to do it during the episode, and then I thought, I don't trust Discord at all to not drop everything and make that be a big thing in the middle of the recording by doing whatever this Nitro boost is.

So I'm waiting until we're done and then I'll take care of it and then we should have it for the year. Because nothing makes me feel more like a chump than thinking an image will land and then I just get like an F you. No, no, I understand. I totally, I completely agree with you. I hate, here's the thing. I hate Discord. I genuinely think out of every VoIP solution that's ever been a thing on the internet, Discord is the fucking dirt worst.

I hate, I hate. I am every day just hanging on to life because I'm trying to outlive discord. I hate it so much. I hate, I hate discord passionately. I think it's just the bottom of the barrel, but because it's purple and gray,

everyone gets tricked into thinking it's a cool little thing. I hate it. I hate it so much by that i was gonna say uh at some point today i think everybody needs to start being nice to eric because i'm getting the sense that he's on edge and he might crack soon eric's burned out. I don't know why because the goddamn San Diego Goose fucking showed up last night and cursed the Dodgers. Yeah, I love the Goose.

Padres won. I'm a big fan of the Goose. Have you guys seen the Goose? I'm a big fan of the Goose. No. A fucking Goose showed up in the so the baseball playoffs

are right now. It's Eric's team, the San Diego Dodgers against What? The fuck are you saying? Sorry, Eric's team, the San Diego Padres against the Los Angeles Dodgers. I'm obviously rooting for the Dodgers.

And in like the fifth or sixth inning, a goose just showed up in the, like, right behind second base and just parked and wouldn't leave. And they played for a while, which I thought was wild. I think they let Gavin Lux hit while that goose was sitting there, and then they went to a commercial break and the goose was gone i'm a big fan of everyone photoshopping hats on the goose

i'm a big that's great uh i'm i just i think the goose is really fantastic tops now jeff do you know about the tops card no tops now has released i'm going to link to a tweet here uh sorry this is a real sort of side tangent for like the rest of this episode. For 24 hours, there is a digital goose card that Tops has released. Oh. I want it signed by the goose. I want it physical. That's what I'm saying.

I think it's a good idea. We should. This goose is pretty cool. I'm a big fan. Mostly, I'm on edge just because of the baseballs in general. Not baseball the sport, but baseballs that they sold. That's why you're on edge? Yeah, it has a lot to do with that.

So, you know, we had a bunch of people show up to buy. We only had a couple hundred to sell. Unfortunately, we oversold by six, I think is the number. So six people bought baseballs and then got like a refund because, I don't know, because no system is perfect. And there was a glitch or whatever. Maybe, who knows? Maybe they bought it at the same microsecond or something.

But so when we recognized that, I asked Eric to get in touch with those people, which he did, and I appreciate. And we're just going to hit six balls. And then we'll just mail them free balls. So not only did they get a refund, but they'll get the ball. Yeah, we're doing a make good for the make good, Gavin. We've made good, and now we're making good. We're going to make make good. It's crazy

that it didn't all work out like you said it would. I mean, it did because they oversold and got refunded and everything went up on time and I don't know what else to fucking do. Well, I do know what else to do because when the baseballs come out, I've already told Jeff, I don't know what else to fucking do. Well, I do know what else to do, because when the baseballs come out, I've already told Jeff,

I don't have anything to do with them. Like, I'll hit them, and I'll get them to the people who need them. I'm done with it at that point. Everyone else can do baseballs. I was afraid Eric was going to quit that day. He was... I was doing a lot of really nice talking to Eric

about what a good job he does as a producer. I was doing a lot of like really nice talking to Eric about what a good job he does as a producer. A lot of like I was doing a lot of like talking off ledge conversations. I was surprised the refund even took place. Like, how does that surely we could have just gone and hit six more quickly without it being a thing. Right. But that's what happens when we have other departments that are just sort of doing stuff. Yeah. I mean, just talk to us.

We're here. Exactly. But that's OK. That's OK. Sort. I mean, just talk to us. We're here. Exactly. We'll hit more balls. But that's okay. We've got to sort it out. Because I worked with them. I've contacted the people. We're hitting six more baseballs.

And that just means we have to go hit more baseballs again soon. But first, we have to shoot more Does It Do? and do a monkey movie. Don't worry. There's a list. And speaking of which, there's also i i gotta say you know i was telling you guys i think my finger might be broken i don't know if i told you that or not i'm pretty sure my finger is broken so it's gonna be hard for me to hit baseballs but i'm gonna do it anyway

from the baseballs it broke no no i picked up some groceries and my finger oh i did a weird position yeah and i thought it was fine i I thought I just pulled a muscle or something. But this week, it started to just hurt in a searingly blinding way. So I'm going to deal with that next week. But I just won't be able to swing for the fences, but I'm sure I can still hit. Yeah, I hope it doesn't.

I'm tired of getting older. I'm tired of my body breaking down my am i sprained ankle from the bike wreck you know i thought my knee was worse my ankle still hurts and it if anything it hurts more now oh how's the rash uh i mean i think it's no i was hoping it would just be god i was hoping there'd be a win for you. I'm still taking medicine for it. The infected area is still discolored, but I was told that that could last up to like a year. Oh, do you have a stained crotch?

I have like a stained thigh. Yeah. So I'm still putting medicine on it, but it doesn't itch or anything. It hasn't itched in probably a month. It's just I'm just following through with the medicine. So I guess it's fine. Other than if you look at it, you go like, oh my God, you have a giant birthmark right there

that birthed on you when you were 47. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure? We'll help you breeze through security. Meeting friends a world away? You can use your travel credit.

Squeezing every drop out of the last day? How about a 4 p.m. late checkout? Just need a nice place to settle in? Enjoy your room upgrade. Wherever you go, we'll go together. That's the powerful backing of American Express. Visit amex.ca slash yamx. Benefits vary terms apply i have a question for andrew okay what's up i assume your ankles have been a 100 for your allotted six weeks that you wanted right no moving on Moving on. No, they're not. What do you mean?

No, I slept maybe an hour at a time last night because I was dealing with an ankle issue. It's terrible. I'm so tired. Your life is a constant cyclical loop. You have two months of ankles. You're back on. You break a chair. You get a new one.

We're figuring out the... I'm narrowing it down a new one we're figuring out the i'm narrowing it down though we're getting to the bottom of it it's uh what do you mean you get to the bottom of what i'm the bottom of my down to the ankle i'm narrowing it down i'm figuring out what the issues are we're getting through it but last night the issue was you have shitty ankles well there's multiple issues i have shitty ankles and then I have other things going on too, but I'm thinking we're getting through it. We're figuring it out. So I stepped on a landmine essentially accidentally and I couldn't, the only way I wasn't in excruciating pain

was if I had my foot flat, which is not easy to sleep, having your leg up and your foot flat. So I'd try to sleep, then it would hurt. Then I'd sit up and I'd try to sleep sitting up on my bed. That wouldn't really work. I'd get like maybe 20 minutes. Lay back down for 15 until it got bad. It was just up and down all night.

Terrible pain. Okay, follow-up question. Did the percentage drop below 100 due to something that happened in your own bedroom? No. Well, no, no. No. But we're getting there. We're figuring it out. Didn't get six weeks. Probably got

like five. Five's not bad. So what percentage are you left at now? Right now, I'd say we're getting better. I'd say we're probably like 60. Are we doing damage or health? What is the rating? Just total health of the ankle. 40%. 40% right now that's like 40 you have 100 to 40 that fast huh oh it was yeah no it was bad on the

i would say that i was 20 for most of the evening but we're back up to 40 we're climbing back up again nick says you need a stim pack i do need a stim pack i'd love a stim pack i will say i had a little bit of a fun moment where i brought an ice pack into bed because i've i've recently become a fan of the ice pack i always rejected it i didn't enjoy it you're an ice pack guy i am now a big ice pack guy has to be the ones that you could that aren't like ice you know like it's the gel you need a gel one, not an ice one. Because my issue with the ice pack is they say apply it every 15 minutes

on and off. Go 15, take like 30, go into 15 more. That fucking ice melts so quickly. It's awkward to put on places. It doesn't apply. It's terrible. But you get a gel pack. And I have my little fridge in my room. Keeps it cold. We reset it. it doesn't apply it's just it's terrible but you get a gel pack and i have my little fridge

and my room keeps it cold we reset it it's great but i last night put the ice pack in the bed then realized ah the place where i'm really sore i don't think i could really like naturally in a way that wouldn't be excruciating put that limb on that in that area but what do i do with this ice pack now i just got an ice pack and i felt like i made the bed a little bit of a dangerous game because for whatever sleep i get i roll around a little bit i don't want to just randomly land on ice that'd be a bad wake up so i felt like i made the bed a little bit dangerous it was kind of it was fun spiced it up a little bit did you have any cold dreams didn't have any cool i'd take any dreams at all i didn't get no dreams

i was up and down too much but yeah we're not we're not six weeks what were you gonna ask if i was what was the scenario which was gonna play out well i'm just gonna ask you and then you were gonna reply i'm not doing it i was gonna ask you uh when are you doing the marathon uh okay yeah i'm not doing it still Still works. Still go there. Oh, man. Do you think in your lifetime you will do the marathon? Yes. Okay.

Do you think in the lifetime of this podcast you will do the marathon? I certainly hope so. Well, as do we. Did the marathon come from Burger Confidence at the time? Like, is that why you suggested it? The most ultimate. You seem to be thinking that it's one marathon. I committed to three in a week it was the ultimate moment of burger confidence i was laying down i was like you know i could do

three marathons in a week i think i could just do this i think i'd be good at this we haven't done a decent bet in a while with you because they're so outrageous like the million we got some of the work or the works I don't does anyone remember three marathons in a week that's what it was I committed I committed to three not one three I don't even get you close to doing one third of your challenge yeah you guys keep talking about one three I I said I'd do three. We'll settle for one That's a new level of comfort. That's way higher than the 50 burgers That's like Andrew. What if we split the difference and you only have to do like one and a half or two?

Okay, well this you want to know where it came from I've there's a there's a reason why I thought I could do this I was watching some like random thing on that Eddie Izzard ran like 28 and 30 days without training. And I was like, I could do three in a week. Eddie Izzard could do 28, 30 days. Not a lot of prep. Easy. I got this. Then I stood up and my ankle, I was already dealing with ankle sores at the time. I made this declaration while in bed, got up, was a little sore. I thought I'd be fine. I'll bounce back soon. It's been an up and down row with the ankle since that moment. But yeah, it was...

It's amazing how influential Monkeys and Eddie Izzard are on your life. In what way? Uh, you learned how to skateboard from a monkey. Well, I learned is a strong word. Attempted. You've been inspired so much in your life, I feel like, by well, now Eddie Izzard, but

I'm an influenced man. Yeah. I thought I could ski because of James Bond. I've had many moments. Everybody has influences in their life. I have a billion. It's just interesting to see where yours come from. I had someone come up to me, Jack, superfan Jack, came up to me at work

this week and just yelled, how did you let him get away with it? And I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, Andrew just pivoted the 500,000 gamer score bet into some golden eye bet. And you were just like, okay. And I was thinking about it. I was like, oh.

Because I was right. Because I was correct. That's why. That's why that happened. But that's actually doable, the $500,000. But I think the goal, and we went over this. We don't need to go over this again.

I don't think it would be that interesting a content. I don't know how I'd make it into a thing. And it would just be me throwing money at it. You can make anything content. Yeah, but not on purpose. Just use Eric's credit card. No, it's not even a cost thing. It's just, it's not, there's no,

I just throw money at it. I just do a money thing. That's fun it's i understand what andrew's saying uh having done a gamer score bet in the past to great success that andrew actually you participated in now that i think about it um i think you helped me get some left for dead achievements in that gamer score bet i did uh it is just uh it's just a money it's you you really can't just solve that problem with money he's right it's it doesn't feel like a real bet just because there's too many just thousand points there's so many I had

somebody message me a game that you could get like 20,000 points in five minutes oh like I was having people like read that's why I was like oh that this isn't like this seems really doable in a shitty way and if I were if I was going to do this I just throw money at it.

And they're not even that expensive. I remember that being your reason. I just miss you doing bets. I miss you doing stuff. We just did the alpha bet. We just did the alpha bet. Did he though, Jeff? Did Andrew really do a bet? You know what?

That's a good question. This seems like a great time. Was it hard for him to do pizza and pineapple and i pancakes and potato patties what's up the most recent episode good point that released to the public as our discussion around the alphabet the results the controversy around the evidence that i i did not in fact rig the machine to give me a p i don't know if there are people claiming that i gave jeff a u on purpose there's no rigging around the evidence that I did not, in fact, rig the machine to give me a pee. I don't know if there are people claiming that I gave Jeff a U on purpose.

There's no rigging at all. But this does seem like a good time to make a confession. Oh. Before you make the confession, I just want to say real fast, Eric pointed out that a marathon is 55,000 steps. I bet, what do you think you could do faster,

walk a marathon or write down a pencil? Write down a pencil. Okay. What do you think you could do better? Walk 55,000 steps or write 55,000 things? Write 55,000 things. Okay. Now admit to cheating.

Well, listen. Cheating is a strong word word i'm an honorable man that episode just came out since when since probably episode 22 of this show whenever i became a judge i don't know whatever you said that with a straight face of it oh i always say with straight face it's the truth it's the truth I'm an honorable man I'm an honorable what was honorjudge.com free plug I'm an honorable man and someone in the

comics I posted a lot of evidence regarding a lot of things and you know it seems very mixed people some people are on my side some people think I cheated it this confession has absolutely nothing to do about that because I'm an honorable man. I didn't rig the machine at all.

I'm an innocent man. I'm a free man. I did not do anything wrong. But there is a Reddit post that was fantastic. I need to own up to this. I don't even know what the consequences are, if there are any. But Reddit user Archery Contest posted.

I don't remember the title of the post. Andrew has reached the agreement. It's the title. Opened it up. In that episode, I said all of my sports teams are trash. Oh, yes. All of my teams are trash.

Yes. It's an outlawed word. That is a disallowed word. I used the trash word. I have to use rubbish. I have lost the ability to say trash. We need to check the tapes. I do not know what the consequences

of making such an error. I apologize. I hope the audience can forgive me for my slip. How many times do you think you misused rubbish and trash? Probably countless times. Here's what we're going to do, though. We're going to count this one. We're going to call it your first strike.

In language law, you get three strikes and then it's a marathon. So you've got one strike. If you say trash two more times, you've got to walk a marathon. I like that. Okay. Deal. And how long does he have to complete the marathon after the final strike? Shut the fuck up.

Shut up. As long as it takes me to write 45,000... As long as it takes me to write rubbers 45,000 times with a pencil. Okay. I'll accept those terms.

Write with pencil. A pencil write, right? Like, not... Not digital. We're talking physical. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna write

the 45,000 words. That sounds fair. When is the... Can I get one last one in without getting a strike? In like a grace period? Okay. That's rubbish. That sounds great. That sounds appropriate.

That sounds like natural. Hey, I wanted to deal with this at the top of the hour, but then I just realized we're fucking 45 minutes in somehow uh i was gonna dress this right out of the gate uh but in a somber serious note i feel like we should talk about it um because there have been you know it's it's public knowledge now uh that uh and i'm gonna apologize now if I cry at all. I'm going to try real hard not to. But in the most recent episode that came out of F*** Face 124,

I mentioned that Henry had gone to the hospital and he was okay. Unfortunately, he died a couple days later. And I always considered Henry to be an official member of F*** Face. Definitely. I thought he brought a hell of a member of F*** Face. Definitely. I thought he brought a hell of a lot of joy to what we did. It was really sad. He didn't suffer. If there's such a thing as a good death, it was a really, really good death. He died in bed with us while we held him,

and he was happy. But he didn't squeak much for the last, I don't know, six months or so. And I just kind of didn't talk about it. He just wasn't really able to play much anymore. He had some mobility issues. But I want the audience to know that until he died, Henry was still in the room every episode of F*** Face. but I want the audience to know that until he died, uh,

Henry was still in the room. Every episode of face, he would crawl or walk in. He, he, he couldn't play. He couldn't make the noise that he used to, but he would come and he would sit next to me.

And he knew every time I was recording face that it was time to go to work. And he, without fail until the end, he came and he sat here and he went through every episode of F*** Face with us. He may not have known he was there, but he was. And so Emily and I talked a lot about what to do about it on this. And we even joked around about maybe doing one last squeak for him. I kept Owl Owl and I kept... Well, I've kept my favorite toys that he had. I kept Puss Puss and Owl Owl and they're on

the shelf next to me. But that seems silly and I don't want to do that. I do think it's pretty f***ing facey that we are making a squeaky dog toy that he will never squeak. Because it's not going to come in until well after his death. But a lot of people have sent well wishes to Emily and

me and I just wanted everybody to know that Henry did pass away, but he was five days short of 12, which is like 104 years old in Bulldog terms. And so their life expectancy is like eight years. And so he made it 50% more than that. And so anyway, I don't want to bring the mood down too much, but Henry did pass away last week, and so I thought people should know. So he made a solid 125 episodes with us. Yeah, he did.

He made it 125 episodes. The first 125 episodes are the Henry episodes. I'd love to know how much squeaking we have. If somebody compiled all the squeaks, how long of squeaks would we have? Like if you just edit off the beginning and the end of the squeak, like how long is this a sustained squeak? Do we have enough squeak to last what would be an episode length across the time?

Because there were some great squeaks by Henry. He had some extended squeaks. I feel like we all got used to the squeaks and there were the rare occasion squeaks where we all just had to pause while he really squeaked it out and you know what we should make an album or something that's face just the squeaks just the squeaks that's so cute i love that yeah oh you know it'd be maybe be funny that too with for like i'm sure nick could speak to this but henry squeaked a lot more than made it on air because when you guys are talking

and henry's squeaking i think nick probably just flattens out my audio so you can't you probably can't hear most of the actual squeaks that were going on yeah i think you can hear henry when jeff's talking which is why half the time especially in those early days when i wasn't following conversations and i'll be like i'm honest i tuned out it's because the squeaking was so goddamn loud sometimes i couldn't focus on both. I watched a cut of, I think we all saw it today, Regulation Animation, and it's the Go Go Now story, which is, it's animated so well, it's all really good.

I turned it up really loud to show my wife. I'm like, oh, hey, watch this. It's pretty funny. The squeaking, I didn't realize how much squeaking there is in that store jeff you're talking the whole time and it is constant in the background it is so it is so loud and it's just being animated and we're so used to it they're like we'll show it to someone and they're like what's the squeaking oh yeah yeah don't worry about it i like that he's transferred into another medium yeah i'm glad that all those squeaks are captured i want to know what our first reaction to the squeaks were when was the first squeak i've got a lot of questions about the lore of henry it is funny it did it like it became a

natural thing so quickly that yeah i can I can't remember when it began. It was. Yeah, it was sort of just always there. Mm hmm. Yeah. I remember finding out when you told us the names of the toys of Owl Owl and Puss Puss and then finding out was is Puss Puss an octopus? Yeah, of course. Of course. Of course, Puss Pussuss is an octopus i would assume platypus

i would i mean i see where you're going with octopus i would be thinking platypus yeah that's true i don't associate that with cat as much but you're not wrong no he's a little blue octopus uh he's cutie yeah i see he's looking at me right now actually um well if people have any henry fun facts that we've talked about i'd love to see them yeah he was a good guy he uh he was a really good guy he really he really took his job on face seriously like it i would try to like on days when i wasn't feeling the squeaks i would try to sneak away from them you know leave them asleep on the bed in the other side of the house in the bedroom and then shut the door which doesn't lock or anything it's just like saloon doors so they

just shut and then like try to be quiet and like clockwork that little motherfucker we'd be like three minutes in and the doors go BAM open and Henry would be here with like a fucking ball in his mouth ready to go to town he witnessed the whole bean hole he did he was there for all of the bean hole too that's right yeah he was watching over it oh wow what a cutie

anyway so yeah we gotta get on that pizza cause Emily is getting ready to fucking is that the next fuckface office day could it be pizza yeah it could be because Emily is getting ready to fucking sludge over that thing down. Is that the next Fuckface Office Day? Could it be pizza? Yeah, it could be. The next Fuckface Office Day is next week.

Which day? Oh, no. Wednesday? Why are you laughing? Did you already tell me? Because I've already sent the invite, I don't know how long ago, but it is Wednesday at 1 p.m. next week. No problem. Eric's on the invite, I don't know how long ago, but it is Wednesday at 1 p.m. next week.

No problem. Eric's on the air, so I'm not going to counter that with anything. I'll see you at 1 o'clock on Wednesday, Eric. Uh-huh, uh-huh. There is nothing scarier than hearing Gavin say, What day? Uh-huh. Did I miss the... You know, I wouldn't even go there.

Yeah. Go where? Where is there to go? No, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay. Everything's okay. Eric, I'm not going there. Don't worry.

The only place I'm going is Jeff's house on Wednesday. Could, uh... Oh, you're here, Eric. Where did the goose land? What, what, second base? Was it near the pitcher? No, it was, like, in... It was in, like, shallow out Eric. Where did the goose land? What, second base? Was it near the pitcher? No, it was in shallow outfield. I don't remember.

Yeah, it was between first and second base. Closer to second base. Maybe 15 feet, 30 feet behind second base. Yeah. So I don't watch a lot of baseball. I did watch the Mets Padres series, and there was a fantastic scandal during, I think, game three. Yes. Yeah, correct. Yeah.

Late in game three, there was an accusation that the pitcher had Vaseline his ears. I'm assuming was the substance that that they thought they were accusing. And then there were all these close ups. I was this. Is this something that happens regular in baseball because it was a great moment they were zooming in on his ears and how glistening they were and there were all these talks about like what's going on at the ears it's going on then he like kind of rubbed his ears and felt like oh is he trying to hide something what's going on with these ears and then like all of the officiating crew got together which is like five or six guys all talking about this

other man's ears and then they talked to the team about it and then eventually they rubbed down his ears to check if there is it was a ridiculous scene so i was just curious if maybe padres upping their game brought vaseline via the goose in no as a possibility that's a great idea to have some kind of goose delivery mechanism to your pitcher so you can cheat um like nobody would see a big goose handing something to your pitcher yeah off again maybe it was actually goose fat and that was like a hint to it could it could have been could have been i think it was icy hot to keep them uncomfortable and focused but they checked him in the sixth inning but the manager for Mets was suspicious from the very first pitch.

So he waited for his team to be losing for six innings to go. Something's wrong. I got to be honest. I watched that entire game too. And I was up at Emily's families in Michigan. And from the first inning, I was on the couch going to Emily going, what is wrong with his fucking ears?

They're glowing. The rest of his body is dry, and his ears are dripping. It is so weird. And so then when they approached him on the sixth inning, and I was like, oh, shit, I guess at least I'm not the only one that thinks these ear thing is weird. However, even if it was Vaseline, that doesn't help a pitcher. Pitchers want sticky shit.

They want to scuff up a ball. They don't want to smooth it out. Supposedly, it is icy hot, that doesn't help a pitcher. Pitchers want sticky shit. They want to scuff up a ball. They don't want to smooth it out. Yes. Supposedly it is, it is icy hot, like Eric was saying. And I guess a lot of pitchers do that because it keeps them alert and uncomfortable.

And so they're like always focused and they're like, did you hear about Roger Clemens in Tokyo? No, no, he got, he wasn't feeling it. Like it was like an opening to a season or whatever. And he wasn't really feeling it.

And they had sent these teams to Tokyo to kind of like get ready and play and everything. And Jake Peavy, a Padres pitcher, was talking about going with him. And Roger Clemens was there and got a full body massage in Icy Hot. His whole body, his entire body in Icycy Hot to wake him up and get him uncomfortable and then told Jake Peavy, when I'm on the mound, I don't like being comfortable because when you're comfortable, you make mistakes. Took a handful of Icy Hot and rubbed it on his dick and balls

and then went out and pitched. So there's a rich tradition of this in Major League Baseball. Baseball players are weird, but we're all happy about the goose at least. Should we all do that before the next recording? Oh my God, no. Icy hot ears?

Icy hot balls? Dude, Icy hot of my balls in Achievement Hunter that day and it was brutal. I don't want to do that again. But I will. I'm comfortable enough to make a really good episode. No, I got a great idea. It's an excellent point.

Why don't we all pick a series of numbers, and then I will pull one from the machine, and whoever gets pulled has to do it. Let's put an icy hot on their balls. I can see no issues with this. Yeah, this is a random system in which no way could be influenced or messed with, because I am an honorable man

you're gonna have a 4k streaming webcam live or we can just all do it I'm also open to that it just this all happened because you didn't put on pants like you understand that right no yeah no you're right you're not wrong about that

if it was a one in four chance Eric of your name being pulled, would you go in on it for the icy hot cock? No, I don't think I would because I don't trust it. I mean, there's no way if he was rigging it that he would pick you. I just don't trust that it would... I think it's all

or nothing. I think the idea is that being agitated will make us operate at a higher level of play. I like this idea. Let's do this. It's like all or nothing. I will say.

We've got to live the life of a pitcher. Supposedly that pitcher, whose name escapes me, he was throwing a solid two miles an hour faster than his fastest pitch. He was throwing two miles an hour faster than his average. Average. And supposedly, what do they measure? Like RPMs or something on pitch? Yeah. Yeah.

Revolutions per minute spin rate and stuff. And they were going, yeah, it was off the charts, but, but it was all just above his average. Do you know how an average is formed? No,

no, I understand that. I understand that. I'm just saying, I'm not saying the guy cheated. I'm saying there were clear benefits to using icy hot. Yeah, he's,

he's fine. And you can use Icy Hot. It is not a banned substance for a pitcher. So put it all over your dick and balls and go crazy. Maybe if we Icy Hot our dick and balls, our jokes per minute will go above our average. That's what I'm saying. Do you think that if you put Icy Hot on your dick and balls,

you could throw 80 miles an hour? No, but maybe I could tell 80 jokes an hour. I don't know. Are we doing that? Are we locked in? Next episode? Next recording? I'm in. Nick, are you going to do it too? Relief performance. He's got to do it. He's Nick. Nick, are you going to do it? Thank God

I don't talk. I mean, if we're going to do it, we can do it. It's just going to be, okay, let's do it. Nick says, I'll do it we can do it it's just gonna be okay let's do it I'll do it if you do oh my god oh shit episode 127 is gonna be it's gonna be icy hot

we're gonna operate above our average and we always do am I coming in hot or do I apply during the okay I agree I think at the top of the episode we apply and that sounds good oh we'll have like an how do we here's okay i have questions about this then okay um how do how do we keep each other honest a 4k system it has no onto what A 4K webcam? It has... No! Onto what? A 4K webcam onto what?

Dude, I shoved an icicle up my ass during an episode. Like, this is not outside of the realm of things you should be able to believe I would do. I've done it on camera in Achievement Hunter. Gavin was there. You don't have to worry about me. Yeah, and there's no point in faking something like that. No. I want to have to worry about me. Yeah. And there's no point in faking something like that. No. I agree.

I want to be part of this experience. I think we'll keep ourselves honest. Okay. Okay. Here's what I'll say. If anybody here fakes it and it doesn't go all in, they're just going to have to live with that knowledge for the rest of their lives,

knowing they didn't fully share in the experience. And it's definitely not a f***ing face move if you don't do it. Yeah, it's also going to be noticeable because they're going to be way less funny than everybody else. We're all going to be on the top of our game. We're going to be on fire.

Everyone else is going to be engaged and locked in. If you're not part of that, you're going to get left in the dust. So we're promising episode 127 is going to be the funniest episode of all time. I guess, yeah. Yeah, we are. Or we're confirming that it does nothing.

The Icy Hot doesn't work. We're taking this into the lab. Here's what we can do. Here's what we can do. Oh, Jesus Christ. If it's going poorly and it doesn't feel like the funniest episode. No. There is a story I told you guys

about three weeks ago. A between episodes face that I did to myself that I thought was too gross to tell on camera. Yes. And I think Gavin agreed. No. Eric agreed.

Gavin disagreed. And I don't remember where Andrew left. Gavin and I both agreed that it was appropriate that it worked, and Eric didn't. Let's not get it wrong. It's a horrendous story, but it is a fun thing. Oh, it's disgusting and gross, and it's fantastic. Eric was fully against it,

but I recommend maybe we just save that for a live event. Okay. Well, I was going to say, if things are going badly, I can break the glass and pull that story out and try in some way to tell it that doesn't make me seem like a monster. I would also like to point out that there were a few people, a few comment leavers, who thought it was too far

when we all whinnied the poodle and hung our genitals out for about a minute of the podcast. So if you felt that way, you're not going to enjoy next week. No. No, you're not. Yeah. That's true. give it a miss am i doing a patch am i going with the foam roll on or whatever cream i have all yeah i assumed i would lather up the hands in in the cream yeah i'm gonna just uh go to town yeah i don't think

i want to patch that area yeah i would not patch it um that could be bad. I would either get the roll-on, which seems like a lot. Just get the cream. The cream makes sense. Just get the cream. I'm on DoorDash right now. I'm just looking to see what options I have. Can you leave a note and make sure they know

it's for your balls so you can make the funniest episode of a podcast? Oh, and do we care about brand? Like, I have Tiger Bomb. I was going to use Tiger Bomb. I think it's stronger than Icy Hot anyway, but if you need me to get Icy Hot brand, Icy Hot I can. I don't think it matters. I think we should have a consistent...

I just have Tiger Bomb Ultra already here because I fucking... You want to put something called Tiger Bomb Ultra on your dick and balls. Yeah, it'll be way worse, I think, than Icy Hot. I feel like we're all about to start doping before the next game. Like, that's how we're treating this. Yeah.

Yeah, I could get the Ointment Ultra Strength. It's got a tiger on it because it's Tiger Bomb. That makes sense. All right, we'll get the same stuff. Tiger Bomb's a serious deal. Are we getting Tiger Bomb? I guess we're getting Tiger Bomb. Does this clear legal, by the way?

Yeah, yeah, legal. Yeah, I just asked. Legal said it's fine. They also don't know we exist, so it's okay. Oh, great. Yeah. I think the only other thing to discuss before we go is are the banana wipes done?

No. No, absolutely not. I still got time. I got everything organized. It's all ready to go. What percentage done is it? What percentage did I see last time? Does anyone remember what I said last time?

I forgot that question. Andrew, have you touched it since the last time we talked? Like, physically touched? I've done some mental work. I've thought about some transitions. It's all up here. It's all up here. It's all up here. Yeah. It's all up here. It's all up there. I actually need to reach out to somebody on Facebook.

I'm getting the sense that we should probably end because we're over an hour. But I do... I also had a piece of news that I thought I would talk about today, but we had such a lovely conversation. But I did... I did a thing in Michigan and I kind of fucked...

I did it, so it was definitely a fuckface in a lot of ways. So I don't know if you guys want to cover it next week, or if you want to... I can bang out the story now. But I did propose to my girlfriend, and she did eventually say yes. Eventually? Congrats.

Thanks. It was... You know, I fuck i faced it let's just say that are we doing with the teaser this is a teaser that's all okay well i just say like yeah i kind of i kind of fucked up the proposal but in a very mean way and i'm very excited to hear that and i'll tell you this too i didn't i'm gonna send you let me send you two photos real fast because my friend kent pointed this out to me the place where I proposed completely unintentionally and I didn't realize it

until I saw the photos kind of horrified me actually let me find them I'm sorry I'm vamping while I try to find these photos you might recognize it Gavin especially well I guess Andrew you would too uh this is where i

proposed because i thought it would be really romantic and uh it's this place in mackinac island called arch rock wow okay and my friend kent pointed out to me that this is actually where I proposed. You proposed on the side of a cartographer? What I've posted is a picture of this place called Arch Rock in Michigan where I proposed. And under it is a screenshot from Randall Glass's Warthog Jump video, which is, honestly, the inspiration for Rooster Teeth in our career, probably,

is that we watched that video, Gus and I, and we got really excited about Halo physics. I proposed to my girlfriend in the real-life representation of a level of Halo 1

in Silent Cart Harder. That was not intentional. That was like that time I bought a bicycle and then Gavin pointed out that it was the Achievement Hunter color and I never wrote it again. That video was like that time I bought a bicycle and then Gavin pointed out that it was the Achievement Hunter color and I never rode it again. That video was so iconic

that I remember the first thing I thought when I saw that video is, how am I watching a video of like an Xbox? Like it was that early. That was like, how do you record an Xbox and put it on the internet? How does that work? It's still a phenomenal video

if you ever get a chance to see it. He does a bit where he blows up the Warthog. It goes really high in the air and then he shoots a rocket predictably into it. I thought it was the coolest shit when I was like 13. Gus and I would just spend Friday nights just in the living room trying to recreate everything he did. And that's how we

learned how to get the tank on the base and all that dumb physics stuff we did in Rooster Teeth. In early days of Red vs. Blue it all came from Randall's video. He was in season one. Yeah, he actually was the original, not to get off on a Rooster Teeth tangent, but we liked it so much we became friendly with him

because it was so kind of inspirational and informative that he was the original voice actor for the character Vic in Rooster Teeth. I keep saying rooster teeth in red versus blue uh and then i think uh bernie didn't have enough voices uh and so he took that one bernie needed to bernie needed to voice yet another character so he uh he took over in season two when was the last time you spoke to randall glass oh it's probably been a decade. How about you? Never. Oh, really?

He's a nice dude. I mean, he was. I assume he still is. But yeah, I probably haven't talked to him in a decade. I did talk to Bernie the other day, though. Still talk to him. Anyway, we should probably wrap up. Be sure to tune in next week for what promises to be the funniest episode in the history of F*** Face.

It's going to be the funniest episode in the history of F*** Face. It's gonna be so bad. Should we start posting that on socials as if it's real? Like it's an event. Dude, the ears, they don't look real. Eric just posted a picture of the ears. They look like wax ears.

Those are not standard ears. Bye. Hey, guys. Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Jeff has even more mouth problems. How would you make a waffle at your desk? Panton is at it again. Seriously, what is wrong with Jeff's mouth?

And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.