Regulation Podcast - Award Winning Friendship // Geoff's Admission [133]
Episode Date: December 21, 2022Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's travel to America, the Signal Awards, the 5 way buddyship, Noah's arc, VCK mat, Regulation Animation, our last icy hot, Gurpler Chug Speed, Admission, you ...Brimley'd it, lyric court, Cranteen, and Breakfast Poeppleza. F**kface is nominated for a Signal award? VOTE HERE: https://bit.ly/FFsignal. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, Shopify http://shopify.com/face, and Honey http://joinhoney.com/face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello! I am interrupting, I believe, the start of an episode because this is, we recorded this ahead of time.
We got nominated for a People's Signal Award as the best buddy podcast, I believe, which is absurd.
We're excited about it. We've never been nominated for an award before, so I'm here to talk about it and ask you to please vote for us if you wouldn't mind.
It would be, to have an award-winning face would be hilarious.
On top of the fact that it is,
we're winning for the best buddy category,
which is an all-time flex to tell anybody
in my life, I'm an award-winning friend.
So please, if you wouldn't mind,
I'm sure there are links in the show notes.
Give us a vote. We would really appreciate it.
Thank you. Have a great day. Enjoy the episode.
This
is a Rooster Teeth production.
Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast.
My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me, as always, Andrew Panton and Gavin Free, in no particular order, as long as they're behind me in that order.
This is episode 133.
Hello.
Hello. This is... Sorry. I was just thinking. I just realized after we're recording today,
I have to do something between episodes quickly when we stop.
Places to be?
I'm back.
No, not places to be.
I just, I realized I'm supposed to chug a thing of Bovril and I don't have that.
So I'll quickly put that together.
You talked that up massively last episode.
I did.
And I need to deliver on it.
I got my Gerpler.
It's now here.
I'm now back.
I'm back in my comfortable situation that I'm used to.
No longer in a different country. It's an exhausting trip. I'm glad in my comfortable situation that I'm used to. No longer in a different country.
It's an exhausting trip, but I'm glad to be back.
Have you listened to the additional 12 minutes of forensics we had to do after you left the last episode?
No, I didn't.
Why did you need to do forensics?
It was clearly there.
Did you not think I was there?
Oh, just listen.
Just listen?
We put our sleuthing caps on.
Really? Okay.
Well, if you didn't
think I was there, which it sounds like you guys
didn't, then how would I have the
photos?
We discussed this in detail.
Yeah. You did? Okay.
Like Nick says,
they thought about adding
us to the CSI family.
Hey, Eric, did you submit us to any other awards
or just that one?
I nominated us for the Signal Awards for Best Buddy,
but I don't remember.
I must have submitted us to something else a while ago.
Okay.
But we are nominated for the Best Buddy category,
Best Buddy Podcast at the Signal Awards.
Well, we can't win, though.
They're never going to read out our name.
No, that's why we have to win.
Andrew just keeps saying,
we need to be the award-winning f***face podcast.
Yeah, here's the thing.
Eric, I fucking love that you put us in the buddy category,
first of all, because that means that is a flex.
If we win this award.
We haven't even really mentioned on the show,
we are nominated for a single award in the best buddy category.
I'm sure there will be links in the show notes.
Please vote for us,
because I want to be able to flex
in every relationship I have, every friendship.
If there's an argument,
once we win an award for best buddies,
we've received an award in friendship
how many people have awards in friendship right any argument you have with anyone be like oh are
you an award-winning friend i don't think so i think i'm in the right here oh that's a great
we are gonna be award-winning friends that is well assuming we win uh that is like the greatest
accolade i could think of it's there's layers to this one
there is an award ceremony in january so if we win just the concept of somebody at an award show
having to say face is very funny uh are you gonna be that to accept uh you know i just came back
from austin so i gotta look make sure maybe you have some travel miles built up i could get a
discount we'll find out i'll have to look into. But also to just be an award-winning face is so stupid.
It's so dumb.
I love it.
It would be amazing.
It would mean so much to us.
I generally don't like speaking beyond myself, but I think we can all agree it would be amazing to have.
Don't speak for me.
Love to win this.
How dare you?
So what?
People can vote?
Is that what?
Yeah. I think so. it's a public i feel
like i covered that but what do you like call to action well no we haven't recorded i think i'm
gonna do that after this maybe to throw on the start of the next episode at this current moment
we have 81 of the vote so i feel pretty good about it it's such a weird it's just everyone asking their audience just to vote it's basically like who has a real who has that whose audience has
more free time well it's also it's a strange thing too because i don't think i think there's
some bigger shows in the category so it's we need a larger percentage and also there is a former
what was john casich jeff is he a governor uh he was a
john casich was a governor i believe yeah he was the governor of ohio right uh maybe he's a
republican governor i believe it doesn't really matter governor governor of ohio yeah yeah so
we're up against a podcast gavin in the buddy category that is from a former he's familiar
with getting people to vote we got some competition
hey i always feel so weird trying to get people to vote but this is this would be so funny oh it's
yeah it would be hilarious but i think i feel like it's important to point out that at the end of the
day it's an honor just to be nominated absolutely which we did ourselves apparently yeah actually
in this case it is because it's the best buddy award or
what i don't remember the specific wording but to be nominated is pretty good as well that's also a
flex i was nominated for a friendship award doesn't quite have the weight of winning one but it's
something we get a little mileage out of that so is this is specifically our three-way buddy ship
or is there is there a group of two within the three or the five, I guess, that is
the head of the game? No, it's the
five-way buddy ship is what it is. The five-way buddy ship.
Yeah, we got a full ship.
It's a full ship. It's like Noah's
Ark of comedy. Yeah, and friendship.
If you were an animal in Noah's Ark,
what animal would you choose to be?
A fish.
Yeah?
Oh, they're sneaky.
Yeah, I think I would be...
I think I'd be a dolphin.
I'd be something that could get the fuck off that boat and wouldn't drown.
Did he take the fish on the boat, or did he just hope that they'd be fine not getting washed away?
I don't know.
That's a great question.
I think I'd be a llama. I don't know, That's a great question. I think I'd be a llama.
I don't know the fuck with llamas.
You got, like, I feel like whenever I see them in, like, open ranges of grass, they're just kind of hanging out.
They're walking around.
It seems like a pretty low-key, not stressful life.
Nobody's hunting you for your meat, at least not in, like, a general sense.
I've never been to a grocery store without a llama.
I don't think there's hunting taking place on the ark.
I think Noah's got all that settled down.
He's fed everyone.
The ark is just for a time, Gavin.
We're eventually going to return to the land and live life.
So the question is, what animal do you want to be?
I guess, yeah.
There was an uneasy truce for 40 days and 40 nights.
And the second they got off that boat, the lion turned around and was like, you're fucked.
That's a great point.
But if there is a mutiny, nobody's coming for the llama first.
That's going to be a mid-pack animal.
They're going to eat your ass first.
You're going to be grilled up immediately in a food shortage.
You're delicious.
Grilled up.
You know, if you think about it from a literal standpoint, that Noah dude, according to the Bible or whatnot,
he took a boy and a girl animal from every species on Earth and put them on a boat together, right?
Uh-huh.
A, nobody talks about what that smell would have been like.
I can't imagine.
Oh, God.
It's been a couple seconds
just thinking about that.
But B,
can you imagine
how pissed off
that Noah dude
would be now
if he's like,
why did I save
all these animals
if you're gonna let
most of them go extinct?
Can you imagine
if it was like a fairy?
A fairy?
I'm just,
yeah, like,
well, because there's countless animals.
There's so many animals.
And Jeff brought up the point, one of each, the idea was that they would repopulate.
The whole story is absurd.
Could you imagine taking a boat somewhere and there are thousands of animals simultaneously
fucking while you're just trying to get somewhere?
Yeah.
Terrible.
This is an awful experience.
It sounds like a terrible, how, like, how did Noah keep his sanity and the concept that this is real how long does it take rabbits to reproduce?
Oh
I've always thought Noah was a mug he he he looks at the problem all wrong. He took full-sized animals
He took fully grown animals if he'd taken babies
Male and female each baby. he would have saved so much
space, and he probably wouldn't have had to deal with an ark.
Yeah, but then they wouldn't have their grown-up
animal counterparts to teach
them the ways of eating animals.
It's all instinct.
I will say, I checked it,
the gestation period for rabbits is 29
to 35 days, so they may have
started with two rabbits, but I guarantee you they didn't
end with two on that boat. Oh, absolutely.
Do you think once a week Noah had to just
pop in and drown?
Maybe rabbits were the food they all
ate.
He's like, as long as there's two left, we get off the
boat, we're fine.
The idea that it becomes like a prison
like gang war of like space
of like each animals
had to make their different groups and clans and
fend off for themselves with the boat it sounds terrible this sounds like you know all the stuff
that's all the animals are going to be excited to get off like the lions and the tigers and all
that stuff and there's a bunch of shit that's just not going to want to get off the boat
oh yeah absolutely certainly not with the tiger on shore waiting for me to get off. Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, what about dogs?
Did they have two of every kind of dog?
Well, I don't think a lot of them have been bred yet in biblical times.
Certainly some of them must have been.
I feel confident saying we're the first group of people that have pivoted from John Kasich to Noah's Ark material.
What a transition.
I don't know how we got here.
How did we get to Noah's Ark?
to Noah's Ark material.
What a transition.
I don't know how we got here.
How did we get to Noah's Ark?
Did you guys know that Noah's Ark has supposedly been found
and it's on some mountain in Russia,
in Siberia somewhere?
I didn't know.
I remember reading about that
like 20 years ago,
but they think they found it.
And it was in like some remote place.
I feel like...
Was he drunk?
Yeah, he crashed it.
He crashed it on a mountain.
Hey, you know what?
What's that?
You know what's phenomenal?
What's phenomenal?
Oh!
You got the foot.
The Vancouver Childkicker
keyboard pad thing.
You could live in that thing.
It works. An absolute treat.
It's definitely lower quality than my previous
mouse mat uh the edges aren't sort of hemmed in so they're gonna start fraying and uh it stinks
but other than that it's really effective what does it smell like yeah just like gammy rubber
i don't know i couldn't figure out which way was best to have it.
I had it both ways, but this, having it pointed to the left,
gave me more mouse room.
So I thought that's going to be the way,
even though it leaves you a bit of a gap towards you.
Yeah, it looks good.
So do you sign off on this as a product we could sell?
Yeah, but I do think we should do it properly.
Okay. Yeah, but I do think we should do it properly. Okay.
Yeah, like make it well.
Did we ever discuss like how the fuck this happened
and why we have it in the first place?
I don't think so.
The last episode, I think.
Didn't we?
I got two radically different answers.
Yeah, we had completely different responses.
I don't think we...
We talked about how Tony was sending us the rug samples.
Oh, I don't remember that at all.
And they made a giant rug out of mouse pad material.
I don't think this was intended to be a mouse pad, right?
No.
Yeah.
Absolutely not.
And it wasn't something we ordered.
They just sent it.
But the fucking one look at it, and I can tell you that it's a fucking winner.
Yeah.
I wonder how big that foot is.
But, you know, it's a fucking winner. Yeah. It's not perfect, but you know, it's an accident.
What size shoe
do you think that would be?
60.
60.
Yeah, it's a size 60.
For sure.
That's funny.
What was the fake number
that I made up?
It's that many.
67, right? Was it that many 67 right was it that oh my god i
almost said it out loud when you asked i caught myself i caught myself but i almost oh that would
have been great if you uh i don't know when office material uh is going to come out in relation to
this so i don't know if you should mention what that is. Yeah, it'll come up. What do you mean?
I think that was in the income.
Was that in the best of 2022?
Yeah, it was.
Okay.
It was the best of 2022.
We did a best of 2022,
which we did our fall draft,
which, you know, bumpy start,
but I think overall went very well.
I thought it went very smooth.
I don't know what bumps you're talking about.
We figured it out.
We had a little bit of confusion somehow
at the start of
the process but we worked through it i will say i think you should probably for like people excited
about that expect to experience it almost like a watch along i would say like the mvp2 thing or
uh what was the other one the tuxedo uh it's it's a lot of us reacting to clips and I'm sure we'll compile them in some way for
people to watch along as well
Gavin posted the picture of
a very disgruntled Eric he was having a rough day
I had to stop and take a picture
he was like
panting and his hair was all over
the place and he looked a little bit clammy
I think that might have been one of the worst days of Eric's year.
It was not good.
That was exceptionally bad.
That's funny.
I'll say this.
I saw him age in the room.
Yeah.
I just, everything that came up was already taught,
was what I had brought up.
And then you guys brought, after agreeing,
like going with it with Andrew,
getting in the room and then going,
I don't know what's happening.
And it's like, I don't know what else I can do.
A man has a limit.
Are you saying that you don't like it
when stuff gets brought up and then nothing happens?
I'm saying that I brought it up
and I know what you're driving at.
I'm not going there.
I am saying that
I brought it up, everyone was fine
and told me I was wrong when I brought
it up, and then
when it was go time,
everyone, for 40 minutes,
went, I don't know, what are we, so
hang on, what's the pool? Fuck.
Fuck. Eric, uh by any chance
see the most recent episode of regulation animation uh was that the bicycle one yep
yeah what do you think of the end
they didn't bleep it again do you love it no uh they did not bleep it. Yeah. Are you feeling pretty good about it too?
Are you the one who gets to message people and go, hey, what happened?
Do we have to have a meeting about this?
Or is that you?
Or no, it's me?
Great.
Yeah, no, I love it.
Yeah, no, exceptional.
Oh, shit.
It's time for a face.
God.
We should mention, by the way,
these regulation animations are coming out every week.
Are they on YouTube or just on the RT site?
They are.
So they're on YouTube and on...
...Face YouTube channel and the Rooster Teeth site.
I think there's probably three or four of them out by the time...
Maybe five by the time that this airs.
And they're just delightful.
I love them.
I think they're so funny.
The things they've added through the animation,
I think,
provide so much to the story.
The ending could be better, but...
I agree with you.
100% on the same page with you, Gavin.
Absolutely.
Why don't we just get rid of it in general?
I don't think we even need that part.
Or at least do a different one every time.
It's the same one.
These conversations
that I've had regarding this specifically,
I agree with you.
I agree with you. Make them fresh then
if we've got to have them. I don't know.
You want to record one?
What, just a thing
saying check out the episode it came from?
Yeah. Okay.
We should all record one,
and then that'll keep it fresh.
I'll see if the next one is bleeped,
and then I'll go ahead and do one.
Oh, I'll see if the next one is bleeped
and jump out a window.
Yeah.
At this point, I don't know if it's never bleeped.
Eric lives in a one-story house.
He's not going to fall for it.
Right, it's just going to hurt a little bit.
On my ankle. I'm at 92 percent now uh i will say if you're on the fence about whether to watch these or not i don't know why you would
be just fucking watch them they're awesome and they're short but i the thing i like about them
is that they provide little summaries of uh deep lore about the show like if you ever want to know
where the vancouver child kicker came from,
and you don't want to go back and listen to a hundred episodes back,
it's in there.
And it's in like a three minute digestible format.
Go,
go now is cut down to four minutes from an hour.
Wow.
And they did a pretty good fucking job with it.
Right?
Yeah.
The bicycle store,
all that stuff.
It's like,
it's a great little,
like,
uh,
it's a great little primer for old jokes or existing jokes and where they began.
They're fantastic.
Gavin, I thought you were going a very different direction with that, which is why I said, oh, no.
What did you think I was going?
I thought you were bringing up things that said they would be done but haven't been completed yet.
The Icy Hot issue that is still lingering.
Oh.
Since the office day.
That was your big push.
That's going to happen today because Eric agreed.
You guys made a separate video.
Eric was pretty adamant that he wasn't avoiding it.
He just didn't have the Icy Hot.
That's true.
In that little thing that we recorded,
I put it in his hand.
So are we doing it now?
Are we going to do it next episode?
I have it with me right now.
Are we all doing it?
I mean, yeah. If we're all going to do it next time? I have it with me right now. Are we all doing it? I mean, yeah.
If we're all going to do it.
Oh, by the way, can I just say, I don't know how y'all feel about it, but I think these
office days are a real home run.
We're making some of the best fucking stuff in these office days.
We made three videos this week in the office day that I think are all going to be just
delightful.
That's so good.
And that's so productive.
office day that I think are all going to be just delightful.
That's so good.
And that's so productive.
And there's just a weird element that's caused by Andrew not being there.
When Eric is mad at Jeff or myself,
he'll like look at us and like aim the madness at us.
When Andrew,
when he's mad at Andrew,
he just has to blankly like aim all over the room to the point where he's just staring at Nick in the background and Nick's like you're looking at me but you're yelling at me
Nick is right in front of me like in my eyeline and I'm just yelling at Nick
Nick has to like lean back almost but it's Andrew taking all the brunt
oh god damn.
So are we doing this?
Yeah, do you guys have your Icy Hot?
Yeah, I do.
I'm ready.
Okay.
I'm never doing this again. This is the end of Icy Hot in the show.
Yeah, this is it.
We're done.
This is the end of this bit.
I said I would never do this again,
and here I am doing it.
One, two, three, go, or?
Here.
I've turned on my camera
because I think that there's this thing
where I'm trying to avoid this. I just didn't have it.
I believe you.
Yeah, I believe you.
It's here.
Let me full screen on this.
There you go. That's about how much I have.
Okay.
Alright, here we go.
On the balls.
Here you go. He's scrunching up his face.
Don't step too far back, Eric.
Ah, put it on my dickhead.
That's gonna suck.
Okay.
It's a little menthol-y.
It's a little menthol-y.
I also don't think anyone else is doing this.
I don't believe any of you.
Here's my camera.
Here's my camera here's my
here's my fucking
icy hot
right on my dick hole
right on my pee hole
and my left nut
I left it
I'm staying off
the right side today
because of
I don't know
that's just where all the
fucking gammy
crotch rot was
oh it sucks
oh
oh
ooh
ah
oh
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I just want to put my balls in it right now.
Because it's so big.
If you're going to put your balls in the Gerpler, turn your
camera on.
Oh, God.
Oh, this is terrible.
Fuck.
Why did I bring this up?
Why did I do this?
I hope to God this is the last time we ever do this.
Never again.
Never again.
Never again.
Eric's headphones are off.
It's now a good time to mention I didn't do it.
I can still hear you, dipshit.
How can you hear me without the headphones?
Of course you didn't fucking do it. to be honest Eric you have my icy hot I
Can excuse that why did I do it then?
God damn it Jeff you were gonna do it when we weren't even doing an episode
Well, yeah, I'm and i'm always down i'm always down
for stuff how can you hit me with that headphones i was part of the plan and agreed to not do it
but then i felt bad so i did it fuck you're the only one not doing it right now gavin the cold
the cold is such a relief but the hot like isn't it so bad it's so much worse than you think it's weird how much i can feel my left
ball but not my right ball at all it's weird to be hyper aware of one ball
oh nicks said something interesting nicks said i didn't do it because i had an icy hot incident
earlier today what does that mean? What the fuck is that?
So I had some back pain and I had my wife put one of those giant XL patches on my back. And then I forgot.
I took it off and I forgot about it.
And I took a shower and was using a washcloth on said area and then proceeded to use it south of the border.
Oh, shit. You moved it. I did. south of the border. Oh, shit.
You moved it.
I did.
You moved the effect.
Yep, directly.
Well, basically, I needed a spicy icy.
Two spicy ices.
So you did do it today, Nick.
You just did it in a slightly more hardcore way.
Yeah.
What are the chances?
Just went around back.
That's all.
Oh, this sucks.
This sucks.
Yeah.
What are you doing to alleviate, Eric?
Are you just riding out?
Are you dunking in the Gerplar?
Are you airing it out by a window?
Okay.
Oh, I'm airing it out.
I mean, I'm at a standing desk.
I just thought Eric's
Eric's shorts are off
and he just showed me his thigh
it is
oh I'm trying it's like
you know like a pinch and roll
kind of situation I'm just doing
that like non-stop because it
feels like that at least almost distracts
from
oh oh that sucks just doing that like non-stop because it feels like that at least almost distracts from oh
oh that sucks you're taking it pretty well i think
oh it doesn't like you can't no touch fixes it like there's nothing to do that fixes it
it just no keeps going yeah it's's just time. You just ride the wave
of discomfort.
It really is like smoking menthols.
How weird.
Now, I realize
that only three of us are currently
participating, but Nick already
did today, and we know Gavin did.
So can we just have it be it? I know not all
five of us did it at the exact same time,
but we're done now, right?
Like, I don't want to do this anymore.
Never again.
No, never again.
All right.
I didn't want to do it now.
Are you glad that we didn't do it at work, Eric?
This doesn't make...
I was thinking about this yesterday.
It still doesn't make any sense to me
what Jeff was going to do.
What was that?
Why was he going to put it on?
I thought we were just going to do it right there.
Yeah, we were just going to do it. Yeah. Yeah, we were just going to do it.
Yeah, I thought we were doing it then.
Why would we do that?
That's not...
We would cut to like an outside broadcast
in the middle of the episode.
No, but here's the thing, Eric.
There's a fear that you would just slip out of this,
that you've been avoiding it purposely,
dodging the content,
and we had you in a trap,
and you're generally muted for most of the show.
I thought we fucked up when you're like,
no, no, we'll do it in an episode so they can hear the reaction. Your reaction is muted most of the show. I thought we fucked up when you're like, nah, nah, we'll do it in an episode so they can hear
the reaction. Your reaction is muted
most of the time. I was like,
we're fucking idiots. We just let them
get away with this. But no, you're honorable.
I'll give you the credit. You got it, and you did it.
I just didn't do it before because I didn't have it. Again, I wasn't
trying to weasel out of this. I just didn't have it.
I'm on the hot part now. When does
the icy start again? Because I'm back to hot,
and hot sucks
it's like three minute cycles I feel like
yeah
yeah
you're a fucking you're a champion Eric
you did it I watching you dance
around without your pants on
I'm a hundred percent certain I was
faking that watching Eric
dance around I've started copying his
movements because I'm like maybe he knows
something and I'm like no he doesn't know anything
we're both stuck in this it's like
I was trying to copy your leg moves
you're doing I'm like this isn't helping at all
we're both there's no help there's
no hope yeah you just got to ride it
oh there like really is like no respite
from this this no no
there's no escape if you're listening
to this and you're like, maybe I'll do this,
don't do this. This sucks.
It's not fun. Don't do this.
So I think the next challenge would be Icy Hot
and then the Soda Chug at the same time.
I'm done with Icy Hot.
I think you'd just explode.
Dude, speaking of Soda Chug, Andrew and I
have been talking about
he got his Gerbler and he
texted me to tell me he agrees that the speed of chug which is an i've decided is a new unit
of measurement the speed of chug on the gerbler is is that it's like the throttle's wide open
it's insane yeah i listened to what you said jeff and i was like i guess that kind of makes sense
but i didn't fully believe it to experience it it's like a whole new world of chugging has opened since using my Gerbler.
So if we decanted an entire can of soda into one, are you saying it would go down a lot faster?
That's what I, yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
I think the soda chug would be so much more doable.
Do you guys remember the old man show?
Not the Doug Stanhope one, but the original one where they had that old dude who would wear the suit and drink a whole, like a whole mug of beer
in one gulp
and say ziggy, zaggy,
ziggy, zaggy, chug, chug,
and he was great.
He was like,
he was famous for it.
He could drink all the beer
in the world at once.
It's like the Gerpler
trained you to do that.
Ah.
Yeah, there he is.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I forgot about that guy.
I've never seen that guy.
I think he's dead now,
but I would assume
he looks dead. He looks dead.
He looks dead.
You can just tell just by the quality
of a picture whether the guy is dead,
right? Look at how excited
the guy in the bottom left is.
It's age plus
resolution equals death.
You look for like...
You look at resolution and then you look around for mullets
and you think that guy's probably dead.
That guy in the bottom left looks like Alec Winters in the vampire movie.
What's that called?
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uh i have something i don't know if i should bring it because we're doing two today i don't
you have a lot of stuff in your notes i got a funny uh funny phone call from Jeff after our office day.
Okay, we're going in there.
What happened?
It was after the previous recording, wasn't it? It was after the last episode.
Okay.
Episode 132, I believe.
I'll just say this.
It was demoralized.
That episode did my head in a little bit,
and I got pretty demoralized.
And I drove to the grocery store, and I sat in the parking lot to just try to kind of un what you're out
what okay process what happened andrew and eric what do you think what do you think happened in
the episode that he's referencing the one the one where i left early yep yeah huh I can't think of
what would have
fucked you up
like
oh my god
the piss smell
like I don't know
you went a lot about piss
my brain
100%
broke
in that episode
what happened
I was telling you guys
I was hyping up a big story
this is this is in my notes for today it's called admission and that's how I called Gavin you guys, I was hyping up a big story. This is in my notes for today.
It's called Admission.
And that's how I called Gavin
and I said,
I'll say like I said to Gavin,
I need to be honest with you guys
about something
that just happened
in the recording we did
in episode 132.
I was telling you guys
some wacky McDonald's facts
that I learned from Emily
who was reading Wikipedia one night
and she was mentioning a bunch of stuff to me. In that, Jackie McDonald's facts that I learned from Emily who was reading Wikipedia one night.
And she was mentioning a bunch of stuff to me.
In that, I was really hyping up that Willard Scott was a big time celebrity and it was a big deal.
And then it was incredibly demoralizing when you guys didn't know who Willard Scott is.
Who, by the way, I still think I get it because you're not American.
But I think anybody in America knows who Willard Scott is, hopefully.
At least anybody over 25.
And he's the smuckers guy who,
yeah. And however,
I messed up and I said
Wilford Brimley, and then I had to correct
myself and say Willard Scott.
Yeah, that was great. What actually happened
is
when I ingested
the information, I somehow
transposed Willard Scott and Wilford Brimley in my head.
And so when I learned it was Willard Scott in the moment, I thought it was Wilford Brimley.
This entire time, I thought it was Wilford Brimley.
I have been telling people that aren't you guys that Wilford Brimley invented Ronald McDonald and that he was the original Ronald McDonald.
When I went to my own notes,
which I copied from Wikipedia,
and I read them to you guys,
and I read Willard Scott,
I thought, that's weird.
I must have mistyped.
Or like, what a weird autocorrect.
That doesn't make any sense.
And I got tongue-tied for a second.
So then I was like Googling it.
And when I Googled it,
Wilford Brimley, McDonald's does not come up.
Willard Scott McDonald's came up really fast. And I realized it was. Wilford Brimley McDonald's does not come up. Willard Scott McDonald's came up really fast.
And I realized it was never Wilford Brimley this entire time.
It was always Willard Scott.
I completely overhyped this thinking it was Wilford Brimley.
And I spent weeks.
I think I told my mom about this.
I told people.
I told other friends about this.
I told Emily's friends.
I told Emily's family about Wilford Brimley.
I probably told 25 people that Wilford Brimley invented Ronald McDonald.
And then I found out in the moment from my own notes that I had my dumb ass just misread.
I just read Willard Scott as Wilford Brimley somehow and got it wrong.
And it just fucked me up in the moment.
And I didn't know how to recover from it.
And I just stumbled through it
and ended up picking the wrong side
because I didn't know how to explain this.
And then I felt so guilty about it after the episode,
I had to call Gavin and...
It was such an amazing pivot though,
because I wouldn't have guessed that
from based on what happened.
No.
It's so much more the complicated move
when you were like,
oh, it's... You know, you could just be like,
oh, I wrote it wrong.
Or I remembered it wrong.
It wasn't an instance of
you've screwed up in one moment.
You've had this wrong the entire time.
The entire time.
Yeah.
And I've been passing disinformation on constantly.
And then you're suddenly having to hype up
the other guy as though he's as famous as Wilford Brimley.
And it's like, I love Willard Scott.
Willard Scott is no Wilford Brimley.
I recognize and acknowledge that.
And boy, talk about being crestfallen in the moment when I realized I had been all excited about Wilford Brimley and it wasn't him and it was Willard Scott.
That's a fucking letdown.
And I was dealing with the emotional turmoil of that letdown, plus embarrassment of getting it wrong plus like the realization like as I'm explaining this
and trying to like trying to trying to get my foot out of my own ass in front of you guys
in the conversation and like pictures of people in my brain are popping up who I told about
Wilford Brimley and it's like oh there's, there's another one. Oh, there's another one. Oh, my cousin and his husband.
Oh, there's... And I'm just like,
oh, my fucking God.
It just got worse every second.
I can imagine you having to make
the STD calls
of everyone you've told.
Yeah.
Just so the information's correct.
God.
In fairness to you,
if you just look at this photo
of Wilford Brimley
and someone said,
this man invented
ronald mcdonald i feel like it's very believable you know what in my heart he did it feels like
that's the thing that man could have done i would be unfazed if i didn't know who wilford brimley was
and you just said this guy invented ronald mcdonald i'd be like yeah that makes sense he
looks like he in that photo he looks like like he looks like if Panama Jack got diabetes.
You this makes so much sense now that you mixed it up for yourself and we had to be the ones to correct you.
Because when you kept hammering how cool it was and then I'm like, I'm like, yeah, that is kind of cool.
But also like and then you got a bit defensive when we were
laughing yeah it was yeah it all makes sense and I I love the phone call afterwards because it was
the most one-sided phone call it was it was Jeff basically talking for two minutes I didn't say a
single I was just laughing the entire time as you said I really have I don't think I said more than
like eight words on the whole phone call there was so much build-up to this super celebrity megastar is the creator and willard scott is such a nothing for me i forgot
that that was the thing we even talked about in that episode it's it already left what gavin said
after i was finished with my spiel is he said this is the best phone call I've ever received. I just couldn't get enough.
Oh, what a move.
I'm going to have a mission too.
That takes a lot.
I was trying to get him to tell me I don't need to tell you guys.
I was like, I don't need to mention this on the podcast, right?
This isn't funny enough.
And he was like, no, no, no, no.
But I was like, it's probably not worth it.
And he's like, it's worth it.
You got to do it.
That's so funny. There's like, it's worth it. You got to do it. So.
Oh, it's so funny.
There's my stupidity laid out bare.
Oh, I really hope that that comes back to me in some way.
That like six months from now, I'm going to be somewhere and I'm going to overhear someone
say, do you hear Wilford Brimley and Ronald McDonald?
Like, I just hope that misinformation spreads.
Well, I think we've got potentially got a new verb out of that.
Like brimleying it.
Brimleyed?
You brimleyed it?
What would that be?
That would be like thinking.
Just when the core piece of information is wrong.
Yeah, and it's on you.
It's your fault.
I did that once with a.
You were never right.
I did that once on a podcast, I think, where I think Jeff was on it or is after a podcast.
And I read some info. I found out that like Jeff was on it or is after a podcast. And I, I read some info.
I found out that like gin was just vodka.
And I told,
I told everyone in the room and then everyone was like,
no,
you're an idiot.
And then I realized,
I just,
I think I just dreamt it.
I think I dreamt someone being like,
do you know that gin is just vodka with like something in it.
And I was like,
and I couldn't ever trace back.
Like what?
At first I thought I'd read it somewhere. So I started googling it and nothing came up and i was like i must have just dreamt it forgot it was a dream and just started telling people
and jeff you were the one who were like i was like you're an idiot what are you talking about
i have no memory of that but yeah i fully uh brimley did that you brimley did
i feel like that kind of happens with song lyrics all the time too.
Like just not hearing them correctly and then living for years thinking a song goes a certain way when it's not at all accurate.
Dude, I do that all the time where I'll just fill in based on what it sounds like.
And then I'll know I'm not doing it right.
Like sometimes I'll just even replace lyrics with just something insane knowing it it's wrong, just because I don't know the real lyrics.
And then I'll look up the real lyrics and I still don't use them.
Like I have some songs where I deliberately sing the wrong thing.
That's great.
Like that Bon Jovi song.
The first slide I think is Tommy used to work on the docks, right?
Yeah.
Then some blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
The next verse I always think it is
gina drank a barrel of aids i don't know i don't know why it fits so perfectly whatever
i've just always that's always replaced the actual lyrics for me and i can't understand why
it sounds better in your head now right not the actual lyrics have you ever had a situation where like you're doing karaoke and that is fucked to you?
Like you've just said what you believe instead of...
Just like that would play so poorly to a group of random people.
I would never do karaoke.
That'll never be a problem.
Yeah, I don't think...
I've never done it and I don't think I ever should.
That's fair.
I have that with...
I don't like Pearl Jam very much, but there's one song I do kind of dig from Pearl Jam.
And I thought for years the line was like
it's like she lies and says she's in love
with him, can't find the butter man.
And apparently it's a better man, and I
figured that out eventually, but I
like the idea of a butter man, and so
I've been saying that for, I continue to do that.
It's butter bean. The name of
this song is Better Man.
Yeah, it was like track three or something
when it was on my cd player
i don't pay attention to names of songs oh that's so good it's like what's your favorite polo g song
i don't know number three number six and number nine i don't i don't keep that information if
i'm not looking at a vinyl i don't need to know it oh do you do that andrew uh yeah i had one
very recently with the nickelback song rock star
where i completely misheard a section of it and the follow-up lyric which i did remember correctly
validated my belief it was the lyric was something like live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars
and up until like last week i'd always heard it as live, live with a big, tough posse driving 15 cars.
And in my head,
I was like,
well,
you're a big,
big,
tough posse.
You got a big posse.
You're going to need,
you're going to need a variety of vehicles for your posse.
So that just checks out.
So if anything,
it makes more sense than the actual lyric.
Possibly.
Yeah.
They're all going to need to get around.
I wonder if we could find,
like,
if we could just pay attention when we're listening to songs,
compile a list of all the lyrics that we've gotten wrong,
and then petition the artists to change them to our lyrics because they're better.
I don't think Bon Jovi will do much.
No, I think it's a tough case.
I like the idea, though, of, like, lyric court.
Like a Judge Joe Brown situation where you take an artist to trial over their lyrical usage, try to get it changed because you have a better combination of words.
It's an outrage.
It's dumb.
Maybe we should ask some of the comment leavers or regulation listeners to become comment leavers and see any sort of in-brained lyric changes that they've done over the years.
Yeah, what are your missed lyrics?
Some unintentional ones.
Yeah, I'd love to have that information.
Speaking of food stuff, I've elevated.
As you guys all know, I'm a desk chef.
Proud of it.
I've innovated in the desk chef realm.
But we had a conversation.
I don't remember if it was last episode or the one before it,
where we exchanged Thanksgiving recipes.
We did a whole thing about it and gavin uh who
remembered and did a lot of prep for it posted a photo of tater tots and cranberry sauce that was
his great his great recipe that was my stuffing it was yeah well it was your stuffing but i was
thinking as i thought a lot about it it hit me later in the evening that i
should take this dish on because i think there's i think there's potential within this dish there's
something there for it uh and as a canadian especially i thought i am qualified for this
because i realized in a sense you've just created festive poutine poutine big part of canadian culture you get your fries
cover it in gravy you got cheese curds what if what if a crantine were to exist for the holiday
times a tater tot dish with cranberry sauce yeah delicious crantine ointment yeah so i crantine is making my balls burn like crazy right now actually
no no i don't want that god damn it this is a delicious there's a potential to be delicious
dish so i went i got i got all the things needed for it i got got the homemade cranberry sauce
got some bacon mozzarella cheese and a nice big bag of tater tots i got the mix going and uh
i made cramping you're going all out for christmas look at that wow i did oh yeah obviously gotta
oh yeah let's dissect this photo all right but uh one two three yeah five christmas trees
what's that thing in the jug that's the the cranberry sauce. Yeah, but what's the
ring in it? So Gavin, I
was looking at that too. Instead of just
the measurements on the side that you see on one side,
it's just so like when you're looking
down at it from the back. It's called a
liquid measuring cup. Yeah, it
confused the shit out of me
when he first, it was like, oh, is that the thing we're not
going to talk about? And then I figured it out.
Dude, that is fancy. I've never seen one like that that you've got the fanciest stuff oh it's nice
it's it's nice so listen as a desk chef i take all cooking very seriously you gotta have the
right tools the right equipment right but that's not your desk though is in the kitchen that's
exactly right i'm saying i but as a desk chef i take cooking seriously no matter where the
situation is you gotta be prepared so i i put the tater tots on, heated up some bacon, mozzarella,
instead of like the cheese curd, homemade cranberry sauce.
And this is, let me introduce you, some crantine, some delicious crantine.
Got to mix it all in.
Oh.
And let me say, it was very good.
It was shockingly good.
There's room for improvement.
Needs more bacon
needs more cheese i was a little bit of worried i was worried about the cheese
cranberry mix but it was it was tasty gavin i sure you need cheese uh well i mean if you're
going for the poutine effect i would say you need how uh how fast were you moving when you took this
photo what do you mean i mean look at the tree behind it.
It's pretty, it's like a motion blur.
Yeah.
Oh.
There's like a Jeff level photograph.
Fuck that.
No, it's not.
It's absolutely, get out of here, Jeff level photograph.
The middle tater tot is totally in focus,
and the tater tot's on the right,
where it looks like the jizz is,
completely in motion.
I agree with Jeff. I agree with Jeff that it looks like the jizz is completely in motion. I agree with Jeff
that it looks blurry.
This is not a Jeff
level photo.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
It just looks like when I used to overuse radial blur
when I first got Photoshopped.
I'm bad at taking photos. Not Jeff bad.
But not great at it.
So how do you think that would,
how do you think that would sit in a turkey
if you were going to try it as stuffing?
No, I think it would be terrible in a turkey.
I'm not a, I don't like stuffing in turkey generally,
but I think as a dish,
I would actually encourage people to try crantine.
Yeah, I think it's surprisingly good.
So try it as a dressing, not a stuffing.
It's stuffing when it goes in the turkey.
It's dressing when it doesn't.
That is just...
It's a shitload of cranberry, though.
I feel like whenever you have cranberry,
it's like a little dollop.
It's a lot.
Yeah, you're right.
I was trying to get the right amount.
I was trying to match the gravy with cranberry ratio.
There's definitely things to adjust in it.
But I was surprised by how good it is.
It's a great... The sweetness with the saltiness of the maple bacon and then you have to just oh it's good it was
good it was shockingly good but my innovation for the recipe book it is and i got another recipe my
innovation didn't start stop there because i you know recently you're gonna top crantee i'm gonna
i'm not gonna say i'm gonna top crantine but i i was i was in i was in
the kitchen once again elevating as we all know i just recently returned from austin and one of my
favorite staples of austin one of my favorite things i love and it makes me upset that they're
not everywhere it's breakfast tacos breakfast tacos are a fucking joy i love them so much
they're delicious other they get the crunch
you got the potatoes in there it is wonderful but we don't have them where i live i've never
experienced a great breakfast taco anywhere else not that i'm well traveled but they certainly
aren't here so i was missing i was missing austin the place i just left stop saying that well we
don't have breakfast tacos maybe i can make something because they've
they're well established so i guess we just don't want them for whatever reason maybe i could make
something else so i have invented i don't think anyone's done this before let me introduce you to
the pulpoza the breakfast pulpoza this is a tortilla fitting in the same tradition as the breakfast taco
you got your ketchup as the red sauce got some olive oil for cooking the food you got hash browns
in place of cheese on the pulpoza and then some pineapple because I love it's my favorite pizza taco. Why are you calling it? It's a pulpoza. A breakfast pulpoza.
Potato pineapple pizza.
Breakfast pulpoza.
What does it have to do with being a taco?
Well, because it's a breakfast taco.
We don't have breakfast tacos where I live.
So fucking make one.
You've got a tortilla right there.
Put eggs in it, and you've got a breakfast taco.
Why is the cheese replacement hash browns? Because it's it has a very cheese that's what it is that's the
thing that you think replaces it's shredded yeah you could buy potato in a carton yeah he's like
dehydrated hash browns he's like i really like breakfast tacos so i decided to make a pizza
no listen you're not listening to me, Jeff.
The breakfast taco has been around for a long time.
We have not adopted the breakfast taco.
We clearly do not want the breakfast taco.
If we wanted the breakfast taco, it's been around long enough and established enough,
it would be here.
So I'm trying to make an alternative to the breakfast taco that might catch on.
Because we don't have a breakfast pulpizza.
So it's almost like tricking people into
having breakfast tacos.
I'm trying to get something close to it.
And this is my creation, the breakfast pulpizza.
It's a simple start. You get your tortilla
shell. You put it down.
Drop some ketchup in it. Spread it out
just like a pizza. It's like we're going with a pizza
base here. We're getting it going. would you say that's too much sauce?
I mean, it's ketchup, so yeah.
Really?
You know what?
You know two great flavors that go great together?
Ketchup and pineapple.
This is insane.
It's a red sauce.
Andrew, this is like, this is really something else.
No, just wait a second.
We're going
access to nice pizza sauce so you catch up yeah because it's hash browns i love ketchup and hash
browns are a great combination it's delicious and pint okay keep going tortilla pineapps my favorite
so you get the tortilla you put the sauce down right that's step one then you cook the hash brown
and you lay it out and it looks just like shredded cheese you
got a nice shredded cheese base it's almost you look like you got a cheese pizza but it's a
pulpaza it's a breakfast pulpaza so you get that going then you cook up the bacon this is where i
made my mistake what i should have done is i should have heated the tortilla first because
you want it brown so you got a crunch and it also helps with the durable like holding the weight because you don't want you don't want just a loose like
not cooked tortilla it will not hold so you get that on i did in the wrong order i did that last
that should be the first eric is livid this this is the craziest fucking thing no this is so out
of control like i don't even know andrew it's like it's like an
alien saw food and then tried to make it based this is crazy this is so fucking nuts i just want
a breakfast taco and it's not oh my god and listen i was remit eric i was reminiscing about my time
in austin i was missing the breakfast tacos and so I had to clearly clearly never been to
Austin or seen a breakfast taco in person oh no I've had several I love them that's one of my
favorite things to get I don't know how you got from there to this I can I ask you to can I ask
I know you said you made a mistake with the tortilla yeah can you keep going because I have
to see how the pineapple plays into this fucking winstross absolutely so the next step
is you got to get your bacon going you cook your bacon and you put it on with the pineapple you get
it on top so now you look like look at how delicious that looks you got the salty with the
sweet you got the ketchup with the potatoes everything's enhancing each other the problem is
that is not a cooked uh tortilla shell at all it's just it's
going to be difficult after a lot of difficult moving from the plate to the oven i cooked it
and this is the final result look at this look at how fucking delicious this looks nice and crispy
around the edges you got your pineapple you got your bacon the sweetness the
ketchup and honestly eric not enough sauce that's one of my other things it needed more ketchup
it lacked ketchup probably needs the one thing that's so easy to add at the end of cooking
is you didn't put it on well it just felt weird to put on top. It felt like it needed to be below.
That would be weird.
What you've created is a Hawaiian pizza
for lactose intolerant people.
No, no, listen.
It's got everything you need when you start your day.
You got some carbs with the potatoes.
You got the bacon.
You got some fruit.
Get that vitamin C, I'm assuming.
What does pineapple have?
Is it vitamin C? It's got to have something good in it it's a good good start to your day wake up get a breakfast
pulpaza and just start your day here i cut it your piss would be smelling pretty good after that
and that yeah you have two of these great smelling piss had to take a little cut little slice little
slice of the pulpaza all all, pretty fucking good.
Don't eat that.
The first bite you take from that, it's going everywhere.
No!
I want to see what's under you after you've finished eating that.
No, no, no, no.
You got to...
You hold it the right way.
There's a technique to it.
But I think if I were to do the tortilla first and really get that crunchy, reduce some of
the hash browns, probably get rid of the pineapple and put some cheese on
there that's a great that's a great breakfast pizza what if you just uh put a little dollop
of crantine on top what how do you think that would go that's that would be way too much that's
not a good balance of flavor but the sweet and salty you guys are reluctant to this i'm gonna
i'll put one of these together for you you're gonna see the the way. I'm not a big catch-up guy, I'll be honest. No, I'm with Gavin. Really?
And also, how do you spell
Pulpiza?
Here, it's easy. I'll just
copy and paste and
drag it over.
Couldn't just say it out loud, but...
Oh, no, I'm gonna
put it here so you can see
it instead of spelling it out loud.
That's not how I wrote.
Breakfast Pulps.
I'm glad I asked.
Hey Jeff, is that how you would have spelled that?
No, it is not.
That is not how I would have spelled it.
However, I guess it'll go in the cookbook like that.
Absolutely.
Poet Pleza.
Listen, I think there's a lot of innovation.
I'm just, I'm excited.
I'm a desk chef.
I got into the real kitchen because I felt this needed it. I couldn't use the tools I have. There's a lot of innovation. I'm excited. I'm a desk chef. I got into the real kitchen because I felt this needed it.
I couldn't use the tools I have.
There's a lot of room here.
I was expecting a better reaction from you.
I thought you'd be excited about the crantine and the pulpiza.
I was excited about the crantine.
I think the pulpiza is an affront to food.
Really?
Why?
Because of the ketchup and pineapple.
Also because you described it as missing a breakfast taco and then left out the most important ingredient in breakfast
tacos which is 100 always egg yeah but here's unless you're getting a can we talk about the
egg thing for a minute because the egg has been so this has been a problem in my life for a while
now as we we established on this show i don't think i've
ever just had an egg before i know i've had egg and other things like i'm sure i've had some in
like fried rice but i've never tried scrambled eggs and you were like i'm gonna make you scrambled
eggs so now it feels like a content thing and there have been so many times how long have we
been doing this for two and a half years where i'm in a position to have eggs and want eggs and say no i'm not gonna have eggs because i feel like it's a content
thing i feel like i need to do it in a contact content situation so that's why there are no eggs
eggs are not a part of my life because i feel that will be a content thing that you're part of
this is unreal i'm struggling to look at the
Popol's and
consider getting it down for dinner. I can't imagine
having it for breakfast.
Can you imagine those flavors in your mouth
right when you wake up? I will say
I hate to fucking say it,
but your
egg explanation makes sense to me.
I don't. What?
I agree. Yeah, it's for content.
It's a content thing at this point.
No, hang on.
Hang on.
Hang on.
I agree with the spirit.
No.
Hey, I agree with the spirit
of what he's saying,
but what the fuck are we releasing?
It's just filming Andrew eating eggs?
We just recorded a five minute thing of you not putting on Icy Hot.
What the fuck are you talking about?
How is that lower than that?
Right, Andrew.
We watched a monkey movie.
That's bad.
What are we doing?
That's bad and we shouldn't have done it.
No, I think it's great.
This Best Buddy Award is out the window.
Season five Andrew is so much angrier than season one and two Andrew.
I love it.
season five Andrew is so much angrier than season one and two Andrew
he's saying I won't eat
eggs because we're gonna film me
eating eggs
no I'm not
saying film but I feel like it was
talked about it was part of the show like I feel like
that should be a thing that is on
the show life sometimes
becomes content and it or might
have the potential of content so
yeah I can see it.
I think that's valid.
I think this is all valid.
I think this is, I'm not shocked,
because innovation is often scoffed at initially.
It might be a little bit ahead of the curve for your palates,
but you'll see.
I'm going to convert you both.
The words that came out of your mouth, Andrew,
that you were a little bit surprised at our reaction to that. well i would like to point out your reaction to my plowmans
that's what i was about to say this motherfucker is coming at me for my pizza when he put onion
and egg on his he put pickle in the crust yeah but you know what you know what he called it a pizza
it is that's the za part of the pulpiza. It's a breakfast pulpiza.
But you wanted a breakfast taco and you made a pizza.
Stop saying pulpiza.
Stop saying pulpiza.
It's a breakfast pulpiza.
Stop.
We can change the name if you want.
I mean, I'm not married to the name.
The name is the best part of it, honestly.
At least he'll worry.
You'll see.
When you come over for,
whenever we do the bachelor party crabbing thing,
I'll bring you guys some pulpazas
and you'll see the way.
You're coming to America in February
for the Olympics, dude.
Yeah, but I'm, you know,
that's a foreign kitchen.
I don't know.
We'll have to see.
We have so much to do when we get to Canada
that we're going to have to actually go soon.
Otherwise, we're going to have to be there for a month
we have to start checking stuff off
I haven't figured out how to pack a
pulposa but I'll figure it out
I'll come up with a way
maybe saran wrap
that could work
speaking of food I came up with
an idea for a
gross food game yesterday
and then
when i was trying to put it together last night i pivoted into a totally different idea but i don't
think we have time to yeah we should let's do that in the next episode we can wrap this one up and
then we'll start what i want to do how's everybody's balls doing except for gavin way better fine yeah
oh my mind feel good it feels like when you get done working out and everything is like, OK, I can relax now.
It's like nothing's nothing on my body is like scared anymore.
Everything is OK.
Well, there you go.
Yeah, Eric's balls are no longer scared.
And with that, you have completed listening to an episode of the podcast.
Number one hundred and thirty three.
Not the longest podcast we've ever done.
Probably not the shortest either,
but definitely one of the best, maybe.
And look out for Best of 2022 Supplemental.
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
It should be out soon.
We also have the Fall Draft coming out.
I don't know if the pizza videos are out yet or not,
but boy, they were entertaining to watch and proof.
And, oh, they
are. Okay, Eric said they are. So go ahead and look for those
if you haven't watched them already, and don't forget to vote
for us in the Academy Awards
or the Grammys or whatever it was, and
we'll see you next week. Eric, are you
putting anything at the end of the pizza video, or is it just
going to
come out? I don't know what you're asking.
Okay. there's two
there's two things
what are the ends like
you haven't
thanks for listening
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