Regulation Podcast - Award Winning Friendship // Geoff's Admission [133]

Episode Date: December 21, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's travel to America, the Signal Awards, the 5 way buddyship, Noah's arc, VCK mat, Regulation Animation, our last icy hot, Gurpler Chug Speed, Admission, you ...Brimley'd it, lyric court, Cranteen, and Breakfast Poeppleza. F**kface is nominated for a Signal award? VOTE HERE: https://bit.ly/FFsignal. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, Shopify http://shopify.com/face, and Honey http://joinhoney.com/face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello! I am interrupting, I believe, the start of an episode because this is, we recorded this ahead of time. We got nominated for a People's Signal Award as the best buddy podcast, I believe, which is absurd. We're excited about it. We've never been nominated for an award before, so I'm here to talk about it and ask you to please vote for us if you wouldn't mind. It would be, to have an award-winning face would be hilarious. On top of the fact that it is, we're winning for the best buddy category, which is an all-time flex to tell anybody in my life, I'm an award-winning friend.
Starting point is 00:00:34 So please, if you wouldn't mind, I'm sure there are links in the show notes. Give us a vote. We would really appreciate it. Thank you. Have a great day. Enjoy the episode. This is a Rooster Teeth production. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me, as always, Andrew Panton and Gavin Free, in no particular order, as long as they're behind me in that order.
Starting point is 00:01:09 This is episode 133. Hello. Hello. This is... Sorry. I was just thinking. I just realized after we're recording today, I have to do something between episodes quickly when we stop. Places to be? I'm back. No, not places to be. I just, I realized I'm supposed to chug a thing of Bovril and I don't have that.
Starting point is 00:01:30 So I'll quickly put that together. You talked that up massively last episode. I did. And I need to deliver on it. I got my Gerpler. It's now here. I'm now back. I'm back in my comfortable situation that I'm used to.
Starting point is 00:01:43 No longer in a different country. It's an exhausting trip. I'm glad in my comfortable situation that I'm used to. No longer in a different country. It's an exhausting trip, but I'm glad to be back. Have you listened to the additional 12 minutes of forensics we had to do after you left the last episode? No, I didn't. Why did you need to do forensics? It was clearly there. Did you not think I was there? Oh, just listen.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Just listen? We put our sleuthing caps on. Really? Okay. Well, if you didn't think I was there, which it sounds like you guys didn't, then how would I have the photos? We discussed this in detail.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Yeah. You did? Okay. Like Nick says, they thought about adding us to the CSI family. Hey, Eric, did you submit us to any other awards or just that one? I nominated us for the Signal Awards for Best Buddy, but I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:02:36 I must have submitted us to something else a while ago. Okay. But we are nominated for the Best Buddy category, Best Buddy Podcast at the Signal Awards. Well, we can't win, though. They're never going to read out our name. No, that's why we have to win. Andrew just keeps saying,
Starting point is 00:02:53 we need to be the award-winning f***face podcast. Yeah, here's the thing. Eric, I fucking love that you put us in the buddy category, first of all, because that means that is a flex. If we win this award. We haven't even really mentioned on the show, we are nominated for a single award in the best buddy category. I'm sure there will be links in the show notes.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Please vote for us, because I want to be able to flex in every relationship I have, every friendship. If there's an argument, once we win an award for best buddies, we've received an award in friendship how many people have awards in friendship right any argument you have with anyone be like oh are you an award-winning friend i don't think so i think i'm in the right here oh that's a great
Starting point is 00:03:36 we are gonna be award-winning friends that is well assuming we win uh that is like the greatest accolade i could think of it's there's layers to this one there is an award ceremony in january so if we win just the concept of somebody at an award show having to say face is very funny uh are you gonna be that to accept uh you know i just came back from austin so i gotta look make sure maybe you have some travel miles built up i could get a discount we'll find out i'll have to look into. But also to just be an award-winning face is so stupid. It's so dumb. I love it.
Starting point is 00:04:11 It would be amazing. It would mean so much to us. I generally don't like speaking beyond myself, but I think we can all agree it would be amazing to have. Don't speak for me. Love to win this. How dare you? So what? People can vote?
Starting point is 00:04:24 Is that what? Yeah. I think so. it's a public i feel like i covered that but what do you like call to action well no we haven't recorded i think i'm gonna do that after this maybe to throw on the start of the next episode at this current moment we have 81 of the vote so i feel pretty good about it it's such a weird it's just everyone asking their audience just to vote it's basically like who has a real who has that whose audience has more free time well it's also it's a strange thing too because i don't think i think there's some bigger shows in the category so it's we need a larger percentage and also there is a former what was john casich jeff is he a governor uh he was a
Starting point is 00:05:06 john casich was a governor i believe yeah he was the governor of ohio right uh maybe he's a republican governor i believe it doesn't really matter governor governor of ohio yeah yeah so we're up against a podcast gavin in the buddy category that is from a former he's familiar with getting people to vote we got some competition hey i always feel so weird trying to get people to vote but this is this would be so funny oh it's yeah it would be hilarious but i think i feel like it's important to point out that at the end of the day it's an honor just to be nominated absolutely which we did ourselves apparently yeah actually in this case it is because it's the best buddy award or
Starting point is 00:05:46 what i don't remember the specific wording but to be nominated is pretty good as well that's also a flex i was nominated for a friendship award doesn't quite have the weight of winning one but it's something we get a little mileage out of that so is this is specifically our three-way buddy ship or is there is there a group of two within the three or the five, I guess, that is the head of the game? No, it's the five-way buddy ship is what it is. The five-way buddy ship. Yeah, we got a full ship. It's a full ship. It's like Noah's
Starting point is 00:06:14 Ark of comedy. Yeah, and friendship. If you were an animal in Noah's Ark, what animal would you choose to be? A fish. Yeah? Oh, they're sneaky. Yeah, I think I would be... I think I'd be a dolphin.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I'd be something that could get the fuck off that boat and wouldn't drown. Did he take the fish on the boat, or did he just hope that they'd be fine not getting washed away? I don't know. That's a great question. I think I'd be a llama. I don't know, That's a great question. I think I'd be a llama. I don't know the fuck with llamas. You got, like, I feel like whenever I see them in, like, open ranges of grass, they're just kind of hanging out. They're walking around.
Starting point is 00:06:56 It seems like a pretty low-key, not stressful life. Nobody's hunting you for your meat, at least not in, like, a general sense. I've never been to a grocery store without a llama. I don't think there's hunting taking place on the ark. I think Noah's got all that settled down. He's fed everyone. The ark is just for a time, Gavin. We're eventually going to return to the land and live life.
Starting point is 00:07:16 So the question is, what animal do you want to be? I guess, yeah. There was an uneasy truce for 40 days and 40 nights. And the second they got off that boat, the lion turned around and was like, you're fucked. That's a great point. But if there is a mutiny, nobody's coming for the llama first. That's going to be a mid-pack animal. They're going to eat your ass first.
Starting point is 00:07:40 You're going to be grilled up immediately in a food shortage. You're delicious. Grilled up. You know, if you think about it from a literal standpoint, that Noah dude, according to the Bible or whatnot, he took a boy and a girl animal from every species on Earth and put them on a boat together, right? Uh-huh. A, nobody talks about what that smell would have been like. I can't imagine.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Oh, God. It's been a couple seconds just thinking about that. But B, can you imagine how pissed off that Noah dude would be now
Starting point is 00:08:12 if he's like, why did I save all these animals if you're gonna let most of them go extinct? Can you imagine if it was like a fairy? A fairy?
Starting point is 00:08:23 I'm just, yeah, like, well, because there's countless animals. There's so many animals. And Jeff brought up the point, one of each, the idea was that they would repopulate. The whole story is absurd. Could you imagine taking a boat somewhere and there are thousands of animals simultaneously fucking while you're just trying to get somewhere?
Starting point is 00:08:40 Yeah. Terrible. This is an awful experience. It sounds like a terrible, how, like, how did Noah keep his sanity and the concept that this is real how long does it take rabbits to reproduce? Oh I've always thought Noah was a mug he he he looks at the problem all wrong. He took full-sized animals He took fully grown animals if he'd taken babies Male and female each baby. he would have saved so much
Starting point is 00:09:06 space, and he probably wouldn't have had to deal with an ark. Yeah, but then they wouldn't have their grown-up animal counterparts to teach them the ways of eating animals. It's all instinct. I will say, I checked it, the gestation period for rabbits is 29 to 35 days, so they may have
Starting point is 00:09:21 started with two rabbits, but I guarantee you they didn't end with two on that boat. Oh, absolutely. Do you think once a week Noah had to just pop in and drown? Maybe rabbits were the food they all ate. He's like, as long as there's two left, we get off the boat, we're fine.
Starting point is 00:09:37 The idea that it becomes like a prison like gang war of like space of like each animals had to make their different groups and clans and fend off for themselves with the boat it sounds terrible this sounds like you know all the stuff that's all the animals are going to be excited to get off like the lions and the tigers and all that stuff and there's a bunch of shit that's just not going to want to get off the boat oh yeah absolutely certainly not with the tiger on shore waiting for me to get off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Yeah. Also, what about dogs? Did they have two of every kind of dog? Well, I don't think a lot of them have been bred yet in biblical times. Certainly some of them must have been. I feel confident saying we're the first group of people that have pivoted from John Kasich to Noah's Ark material. What a transition. I don't know how we got here.
Starting point is 00:10:23 How did we get to Noah's Ark? to Noah's Ark material. What a transition. I don't know how we got here. How did we get to Noah's Ark? Did you guys know that Noah's Ark has supposedly been found and it's on some mountain in Russia, in Siberia somewhere?
Starting point is 00:10:33 I didn't know. I remember reading about that like 20 years ago, but they think they found it. And it was in like some remote place. I feel like... Was he drunk? Yeah, he crashed it.
Starting point is 00:10:42 He crashed it on a mountain. Hey, you know what? What's that? You know what's phenomenal? What's phenomenal? Oh! You got the foot. The Vancouver Childkicker
Starting point is 00:10:57 keyboard pad thing. You could live in that thing. It works. An absolute treat. It's definitely lower quality than my previous mouse mat uh the edges aren't sort of hemmed in so they're gonna start fraying and uh it stinks but other than that it's really effective what does it smell like yeah just like gammy rubber i don't know i couldn't figure out which way was best to have it. I had it both ways, but this, having it pointed to the left,
Starting point is 00:11:32 gave me more mouse room. So I thought that's going to be the way, even though it leaves you a bit of a gap towards you. Yeah, it looks good. So do you sign off on this as a product we could sell? Yeah, but I do think we should do it properly. Okay. Yeah, but I do think we should do it properly. Okay. Yeah, like make it well.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Did we ever discuss like how the fuck this happened and why we have it in the first place? I don't think so. The last episode, I think. Didn't we? I got two radically different answers. Yeah, we had completely different responses. I don't think we...
Starting point is 00:12:00 We talked about how Tony was sending us the rug samples. Oh, I don't remember that at all. And they made a giant rug out of mouse pad material. I don't think this was intended to be a mouse pad, right? No. Yeah. Absolutely not. And it wasn't something we ordered.
Starting point is 00:12:15 They just sent it. But the fucking one look at it, and I can tell you that it's a fucking winner. Yeah. I wonder how big that foot is. But, you know, it's a fucking winner. Yeah. It's not perfect, but you know, it's an accident. What size shoe do you think that would be? 60.
Starting point is 00:12:32 60. Yeah, it's a size 60. For sure. That's funny. What was the fake number that I made up? It's that many. 67, right? Was it that many 67 right was it that oh my god i
Starting point is 00:12:46 almost said it out loud when you asked i caught myself i caught myself but i almost oh that would have been great if you uh i don't know when office material uh is going to come out in relation to this so i don't know if you should mention what that is. Yeah, it'll come up. What do you mean? I think that was in the income. Was that in the best of 2022? Yeah, it was. Okay. It was the best of 2022.
Starting point is 00:13:11 We did a best of 2022, which we did our fall draft, which, you know, bumpy start, but I think overall went very well. I thought it went very smooth. I don't know what bumps you're talking about. We figured it out. We had a little bit of confusion somehow
Starting point is 00:13:24 at the start of the process but we worked through it i will say i think you should probably for like people excited about that expect to experience it almost like a watch along i would say like the mvp2 thing or uh what was the other one the tuxedo uh it's it's a lot of us reacting to clips and I'm sure we'll compile them in some way for people to watch along as well Gavin posted the picture of a very disgruntled Eric he was having a rough day I had to stop and take a picture
Starting point is 00:13:57 he was like panting and his hair was all over the place and he looked a little bit clammy I think that might have been one of the worst days of Eric's year. It was not good. That was exceptionally bad. That's funny. I'll say this.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I saw him age in the room. Yeah. I just, everything that came up was already taught, was what I had brought up. And then you guys brought, after agreeing, like going with it with Andrew, getting in the room and then going, I don't know what's happening.
Starting point is 00:14:30 And it's like, I don't know what else I can do. A man has a limit. Are you saying that you don't like it when stuff gets brought up and then nothing happens? I'm saying that I brought it up and I know what you're driving at. I'm not going there. I am saying that
Starting point is 00:14:50 I brought it up, everyone was fine and told me I was wrong when I brought it up, and then when it was go time, everyone, for 40 minutes, went, I don't know, what are we, so hang on, what's the pool? Fuck. Fuck. Eric, uh by any chance
Starting point is 00:15:06 see the most recent episode of regulation animation uh was that the bicycle one yep yeah what do you think of the end they didn't bleep it again do you love it no uh they did not bleep it. Yeah. Are you feeling pretty good about it too? Are you the one who gets to message people and go, hey, what happened? Do we have to have a meeting about this? Or is that you? Or no, it's me? Great.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Yeah, no, I love it. Yeah, no, exceptional. Oh, shit. It's time for a face. God. We should mention, by the way, these regulation animations are coming out every week. Are they on YouTube or just on the RT site?
Starting point is 00:15:52 They are. So they're on YouTube and on... ...Face YouTube channel and the Rooster Teeth site. I think there's probably three or four of them out by the time... Maybe five by the time that this airs. And they're just delightful. I love them. I think they're so funny.
Starting point is 00:16:05 The things they've added through the animation, I think, provide so much to the story. The ending could be better, but... I agree with you. 100% on the same page with you, Gavin. Absolutely. Why don't we just get rid of it in general?
Starting point is 00:16:20 I don't think we even need that part. Or at least do a different one every time. It's the same one. These conversations that I've had regarding this specifically, I agree with you. I agree with you. Make them fresh then if we've got to have them. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:35 You want to record one? What, just a thing saying check out the episode it came from? Yeah. Okay. We should all record one, and then that'll keep it fresh. I'll see if the next one is bleeped, and then I'll go ahead and do one.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Oh, I'll see if the next one is bleeped and jump out a window. Yeah. At this point, I don't know if it's never bleeped. Eric lives in a one-story house. He's not going to fall for it. Right, it's just going to hurt a little bit. On my ankle. I'm at 92 percent now uh i will say if you're on the fence about whether to watch these or not i don't know why you would
Starting point is 00:17:14 be just fucking watch them they're awesome and they're short but i the thing i like about them is that they provide little summaries of uh deep lore about the show like if you ever want to know where the vancouver child kicker came from, and you don't want to go back and listen to a hundred episodes back, it's in there. And it's in like a three minute digestible format. Go, go now is cut down to four minutes from an hour.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Wow. And they did a pretty good fucking job with it. Right? Yeah. The bicycle store, all that stuff. It's like, it's a great little,
Starting point is 00:17:43 like, uh, it's a great little primer for old jokes or existing jokes and where they began. They're fantastic. Gavin, I thought you were going a very different direction with that, which is why I said, oh, no. What did you think I was going? I thought you were bringing up things that said they would be done but haven't been completed yet. The Icy Hot issue that is still lingering.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Oh. Since the office day. That was your big push. That's going to happen today because Eric agreed. You guys made a separate video. Eric was pretty adamant that he wasn't avoiding it. He just didn't have the Icy Hot. That's true.
Starting point is 00:18:17 In that little thing that we recorded, I put it in his hand. So are we doing it now? Are we going to do it next episode? I have it with me right now. Are we all doing it? I mean, yeah. If we're all going to do it next time? I have it with me right now. Are we all doing it? I mean, yeah. If we're all going to do it.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Oh, by the way, can I just say, I don't know how y'all feel about it, but I think these office days are a real home run. We're making some of the best fucking stuff in these office days. We made three videos this week in the office day that I think are all going to be just delightful. That's so good. And that's so productive. office day that I think are all going to be just delightful.
Starting point is 00:18:44 That's so good. And that's so productive. And there's just a weird element that's caused by Andrew not being there. When Eric is mad at Jeff or myself, he'll like look at us and like aim the madness at us. When Andrew, when he's mad at Andrew, he just has to blankly like aim all over the room to the point where he's just staring at Nick in the background and Nick's like you're looking at me but you're yelling at me
Starting point is 00:19:08 Nick is right in front of me like in my eyeline and I'm just yelling at Nick Nick has to like lean back almost but it's Andrew taking all the brunt oh god damn. So are we doing this? Yeah, do you guys have your Icy Hot? Yeah, I do. I'm ready. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I'm never doing this again. This is the end of Icy Hot in the show. Yeah, this is it. We're done. This is the end of this bit. I said I would never do this again, and here I am doing it. One, two, three, go, or? Here.
Starting point is 00:19:40 I've turned on my camera because I think that there's this thing where I'm trying to avoid this. I just didn't have it. I believe you. Yeah, I believe you. It's here. Let me full screen on this. There you go. That's about how much I have.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Okay. Alright, here we go. On the balls. Here you go. He's scrunching up his face. Don't step too far back, Eric. Ah, put it on my dickhead. That's gonna suck. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:13 It's a little menthol-y. It's a little menthol-y. I also don't think anyone else is doing this. I don't believe any of you. Here's my camera. Here's my camera here's my here's my fucking icy hot
Starting point is 00:20:27 right on my dick hole right on my pee hole and my left nut I left it I'm staying off the right side today because of I don't know
Starting point is 00:20:34 that's just where all the fucking gammy crotch rot was oh it sucks oh oh ooh ah
Starting point is 00:20:43 oh oh god damn it oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, worse and then it slows down. You know what the worst part about this is? Now that I have the Gerpler, I just want to put my balls in it right now. Because it's so big. If you're going to put your balls in the Gerpler, turn your camera on. Oh, God. Oh, this is terrible.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Fuck. Why did I bring this up? Why did I do this? I hope to God this is the last time we ever do this. Never again. Never again. Never again. Eric's headphones are off.
Starting point is 00:21:37 It's now a good time to mention I didn't do it. I can still hear you, dipshit. How can you hear me without the headphones? Of course you didn't fucking do it. to be honest Eric you have my icy hot I Can excuse that why did I do it then? God damn it Jeff you were gonna do it when we weren't even doing an episode Well, yeah, I'm and i'm always down i'm always down for stuff how can you hit me with that headphones i was part of the plan and agreed to not do it
Starting point is 00:22:11 but then i felt bad so i did it fuck you're the only one not doing it right now gavin the cold the cold is such a relief but the hot like isn't it so bad it's so much worse than you think it's weird how much i can feel my left ball but not my right ball at all it's weird to be hyper aware of one ball oh nicks said something interesting nicks said i didn't do it because i had an icy hot incident earlier today what does that mean? What the fuck is that? So I had some back pain and I had my wife put one of those giant XL patches on my back. And then I forgot. I took it off and I forgot about it. And I took a shower and was using a washcloth on said area and then proceeded to use it south of the border.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Oh, shit. You moved it. I did. south of the border. Oh, shit. You moved it. I did. You moved the effect. Yep, directly. Well, basically, I needed a spicy icy. Two spicy ices. So you did do it today, Nick.
Starting point is 00:23:16 You just did it in a slightly more hardcore way. Yeah. What are the chances? Just went around back. That's all. Oh, this sucks. This sucks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:28 What are you doing to alleviate, Eric? Are you just riding out? Are you dunking in the Gerplar? Are you airing it out by a window? Okay. Oh, I'm airing it out. I mean, I'm at a standing desk. I just thought Eric's
Starting point is 00:23:45 Eric's shorts are off and he just showed me his thigh it is oh I'm trying it's like you know like a pinch and roll kind of situation I'm just doing that like non-stop because it feels like that at least almost distracts
Starting point is 00:24:04 from oh oh that sucks just doing that like non-stop because it feels like that at least almost distracts from oh oh that sucks you're taking it pretty well i think oh it doesn't like you can't no touch fixes it like there's nothing to do that fixes it it just no keeps going yeah it's's just time. You just ride the wave of discomfort. It really is like smoking menthols. How weird.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Now, I realize that only three of us are currently participating, but Nick already did today, and we know Gavin did. So can we just have it be it? I know not all five of us did it at the exact same time, but we're done now, right? Like, I don't want to do this anymore.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Never again. No, never again. All right. I didn't want to do it now. Are you glad that we didn't do it at work, Eric? This doesn't make... I was thinking about this yesterday. It still doesn't make any sense to me
Starting point is 00:24:58 what Jeff was going to do. What was that? Why was he going to put it on? I thought we were just going to do it right there. Yeah, we were just going to do it. Yeah. Yeah, we were just going to do it. Yeah, I thought we were doing it then. Why would we do that? That's not...
Starting point is 00:25:07 We would cut to like an outside broadcast in the middle of the episode. No, but here's the thing, Eric. There's a fear that you would just slip out of this, that you've been avoiding it purposely, dodging the content, and we had you in a trap, and you're generally muted for most of the show.
Starting point is 00:25:22 I thought we fucked up when you're like, no, no, we'll do it in an episode so they can hear the reaction. Your reaction is muted most of the show. I thought we fucked up when you're like, nah, nah, we'll do it in an episode so they can hear the reaction. Your reaction is muted most of the time. I was like, we're fucking idiots. We just let them get away with this. But no, you're honorable. I'll give you the credit. You got it, and you did it. I just didn't do it before because I didn't have it. Again, I wasn't
Starting point is 00:25:38 trying to weasel out of this. I just didn't have it. I'm on the hot part now. When does the icy start again? Because I'm back to hot, and hot sucks it's like three minute cycles I feel like yeah yeah you're a fucking you're a champion Eric
Starting point is 00:25:53 you did it I watching you dance around without your pants on I'm a hundred percent certain I was faking that watching Eric dance around I've started copying his movements because I'm like maybe he knows something and I'm like no he doesn't know anything we're both stuck in this it's like
Starting point is 00:26:09 I was trying to copy your leg moves you're doing I'm like this isn't helping at all we're both there's no help there's no hope yeah you just got to ride it oh there like really is like no respite from this this no no there's no escape if you're listening to this and you're like, maybe I'll do this,
Starting point is 00:26:25 don't do this. This sucks. It's not fun. Don't do this. So I think the next challenge would be Icy Hot and then the Soda Chug at the same time. I'm done with Icy Hot. I think you'd just explode. Dude, speaking of Soda Chug, Andrew and I have been talking about
Starting point is 00:26:43 he got his Gerbler and he texted me to tell me he agrees that the speed of chug which is an i've decided is a new unit of measurement the speed of chug on the gerbler is is that it's like the throttle's wide open it's insane yeah i listened to what you said jeff and i was like i guess that kind of makes sense but i didn't fully believe it to experience it it's like a whole new world of chugging has opened since using my Gerbler. So if we decanted an entire can of soda into one, are you saying it would go down a lot faster? That's what I, yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I think the soda chug would be so much more doable.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Do you guys remember the old man show? Not the Doug Stanhope one, but the original one where they had that old dude who would wear the suit and drink a whole, like a whole mug of beer in one gulp and say ziggy, zaggy, ziggy, zaggy, chug, chug, and he was great. He was like, he was famous for it.
Starting point is 00:27:31 He could drink all the beer in the world at once. It's like the Gerpler trained you to do that. Ah. Yeah, there he is. Oh, that guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Yeah. I forgot about that guy. I've never seen that guy. I think he's dead now, but I would assume he looks dead. He looks dead. He looks dead. You can just tell just by the quality
Starting point is 00:27:49 of a picture whether the guy is dead, right? Look at how excited the guy in the bottom left is. It's age plus resolution equals death. You look for like... You look at resolution and then you look around for mullets and you think that guy's probably dead.
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Starting point is 00:29:10 It was after the previous recording, wasn't it? It was after the last episode. Okay. Episode 132, I believe. I'll just say this. It was demoralized. That episode did my head in a little bit, and I got pretty demoralized. And I drove to the grocery store, and I sat in the parking lot to just try to kind of un what you're out
Starting point is 00:29:31 what okay process what happened andrew and eric what do you think what do you think happened in the episode that he's referencing the one the one where i left early yep yeah huh I can't think of what would have fucked you up like oh my god the piss smell like I don't know
Starting point is 00:29:52 you went a lot about piss my brain 100% broke in that episode what happened I was telling you guys I was hyping up a big story
Starting point is 00:30:04 this is this is in my notes for today it's called admission and that's how I called Gavin you guys, I was hyping up a big story. This is in my notes for today. It's called Admission. And that's how I called Gavin and I said, I'll say like I said to Gavin, I need to be honest with you guys about something that just happened
Starting point is 00:30:13 in the recording we did in episode 132. I was telling you guys some wacky McDonald's facts that I learned from Emily who was reading Wikipedia one night and she was mentioning a bunch of stuff to me. In that, Jackie McDonald's facts that I learned from Emily who was reading Wikipedia one night. And she was mentioning a bunch of stuff to me.
Starting point is 00:30:33 In that, I was really hyping up that Willard Scott was a big time celebrity and it was a big deal. And then it was incredibly demoralizing when you guys didn't know who Willard Scott is. Who, by the way, I still think I get it because you're not American. But I think anybody in America knows who Willard Scott is, hopefully. At least anybody over 25. And he's the smuckers guy who, yeah. And however, I messed up and I said
Starting point is 00:30:52 Wilford Brimley, and then I had to correct myself and say Willard Scott. Yeah, that was great. What actually happened is when I ingested the information, I somehow transposed Willard Scott and Wilford Brimley in my head. And so when I learned it was Willard Scott in the moment, I thought it was Wilford Brimley.
Starting point is 00:31:14 This entire time, I thought it was Wilford Brimley. I have been telling people that aren't you guys that Wilford Brimley invented Ronald McDonald and that he was the original Ronald McDonald. When I went to my own notes, which I copied from Wikipedia, and I read them to you guys, and I read Willard Scott, I thought, that's weird. I must have mistyped.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Or like, what a weird autocorrect. That doesn't make any sense. And I got tongue-tied for a second. So then I was like Googling it. And when I Googled it, Wilford Brimley, McDonald's does not come up. Willard Scott McDonald's came up really fast. And I realized it was. Wilford Brimley McDonald's does not come up. Willard Scott McDonald's came up really fast. And I realized it was never Wilford Brimley this entire time.
Starting point is 00:31:50 It was always Willard Scott. I completely overhyped this thinking it was Wilford Brimley. And I spent weeks. I think I told my mom about this. I told people. I told other friends about this. I told Emily's friends. I told Emily's family about Wilford Brimley.
Starting point is 00:32:06 I probably told 25 people that Wilford Brimley invented Ronald McDonald. And then I found out in the moment from my own notes that I had my dumb ass just misread. I just read Willard Scott as Wilford Brimley somehow and got it wrong. And it just fucked me up in the moment. And I didn't know how to recover from it. And I just stumbled through it and ended up picking the wrong side because I didn't know how to explain this.
Starting point is 00:32:31 And then I felt so guilty about it after the episode, I had to call Gavin and... It was such an amazing pivot though, because I wouldn't have guessed that from based on what happened. No. It's so much more the complicated move when you were like,
Starting point is 00:32:44 oh, it's... You know, you could just be like, oh, I wrote it wrong. Or I remembered it wrong. It wasn't an instance of you've screwed up in one moment. You've had this wrong the entire time. The entire time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:55 And I've been passing disinformation on constantly. And then you're suddenly having to hype up the other guy as though he's as famous as Wilford Brimley. And it's like, I love Willard Scott. Willard Scott is no Wilford Brimley. I recognize and acknowledge that. And boy, talk about being crestfallen in the moment when I realized I had been all excited about Wilford Brimley and it wasn't him and it was Willard Scott. That's a fucking letdown.
Starting point is 00:33:21 And I was dealing with the emotional turmoil of that letdown, plus embarrassment of getting it wrong plus like the realization like as I'm explaining this and trying to like trying to trying to get my foot out of my own ass in front of you guys in the conversation and like pictures of people in my brain are popping up who I told about Wilford Brimley and it's like oh there's, there's another one. Oh, there's another one. Oh, my cousin and his husband. Oh, there's... And I'm just like, oh, my fucking God. It just got worse every second. I can imagine you having to make
Starting point is 00:33:51 the STD calls of everyone you've told. Yeah. Just so the information's correct. God. In fairness to you, if you just look at this photo of Wilford Brimley
Starting point is 00:34:03 and someone said, this man invented ronald mcdonald i feel like it's very believable you know what in my heart he did it feels like that's the thing that man could have done i would be unfazed if i didn't know who wilford brimley was and you just said this guy invented ronald mcdonald i'd be like yeah that makes sense he looks like he in that photo he looks like like he looks like if Panama Jack got diabetes. You this makes so much sense now that you mixed it up for yourself and we had to be the ones to correct you. Because when you kept hammering how cool it was and then I'm like, I'm like, yeah, that is kind of cool.
Starting point is 00:34:41 But also like and then you got a bit defensive when we were laughing yeah it was yeah it all makes sense and I I love the phone call afterwards because it was the most one-sided phone call it was it was Jeff basically talking for two minutes I didn't say a single I was just laughing the entire time as you said I really have I don't think I said more than like eight words on the whole phone call there was so much build-up to this super celebrity megastar is the creator and willard scott is such a nothing for me i forgot that that was the thing we even talked about in that episode it's it already left what gavin said after i was finished with my spiel is he said this is the best phone call I've ever received. I just couldn't get enough. Oh, what a move.
Starting point is 00:35:28 I'm going to have a mission too. That takes a lot. I was trying to get him to tell me I don't need to tell you guys. I was like, I don't need to mention this on the podcast, right? This isn't funny enough. And he was like, no, no, no, no. But I was like, it's probably not worth it. And he's like, it's worth it.
Starting point is 00:35:44 You got to do it. That's so funny. There's like, it's worth it. You got to do it. So. Oh, it's so funny. There's my stupidity laid out bare. Oh, I really hope that that comes back to me in some way. That like six months from now, I'm going to be somewhere and I'm going to overhear someone say, do you hear Wilford Brimley and Ronald McDonald? Like, I just hope that misinformation spreads.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Well, I think we've got potentially got a new verb out of that. Like brimleying it. Brimleyed? You brimleyed it? What would that be? That would be like thinking. Just when the core piece of information is wrong. Yeah, and it's on you.
Starting point is 00:36:16 It's your fault. I did that once with a. You were never right. I did that once on a podcast, I think, where I think Jeff was on it or is after a podcast. And I read some info. I found out that like Jeff was on it or is after a podcast. And I, I read some info. I found out that like gin was just vodka. And I told, I told everyone in the room and then everyone was like,
Starting point is 00:36:32 no, you're an idiot. And then I realized, I just, I think I just dreamt it. I think I dreamt someone being like, do you know that gin is just vodka with like something in it. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:36:42 and I couldn't ever trace back. Like what? At first I thought I'd read it somewhere. So I started googling it and nothing came up and i was like i must have just dreamt it forgot it was a dream and just started telling people and jeff you were the one who were like i was like you're an idiot what are you talking about i have no memory of that but yeah i fully uh brimley did that you brimley did i feel like that kind of happens with song lyrics all the time too. Like just not hearing them correctly and then living for years thinking a song goes a certain way when it's not at all accurate. Dude, I do that all the time where I'll just fill in based on what it sounds like.
Starting point is 00:37:17 And then I'll know I'm not doing it right. Like sometimes I'll just even replace lyrics with just something insane knowing it it's wrong, just because I don't know the real lyrics. And then I'll look up the real lyrics and I still don't use them. Like I have some songs where I deliberately sing the wrong thing. That's great. Like that Bon Jovi song. The first slide I think is Tommy used to work on the docks, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Then some blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The next verse I always think it is gina drank a barrel of aids i don't know i don't know why it fits so perfectly whatever i've just always that's always replaced the actual lyrics for me and i can't understand why it sounds better in your head now right not the actual lyrics have you ever had a situation where like you're doing karaoke and that is fucked to you? Like you've just said what you believe instead of... Just like that would play so poorly to a group of random people. I would never do karaoke.
Starting point is 00:38:14 That'll never be a problem. Yeah, I don't think... I've never done it and I don't think I ever should. That's fair. I have that with... I don't like Pearl Jam very much, but there's one song I do kind of dig from Pearl Jam. And I thought for years the line was like it's like she lies and says she's in love
Starting point is 00:38:27 with him, can't find the butter man. And apparently it's a better man, and I figured that out eventually, but I like the idea of a butter man, and so I've been saying that for, I continue to do that. It's butter bean. The name of this song is Better Man. Yeah, it was like track three or something
Starting point is 00:38:44 when it was on my cd player i don't pay attention to names of songs oh that's so good it's like what's your favorite polo g song i don't know number three number six and number nine i don't i don't keep that information if i'm not looking at a vinyl i don't need to know it oh do you do that andrew uh yeah i had one very recently with the nickelback song rock star where i completely misheard a section of it and the follow-up lyric which i did remember correctly validated my belief it was the lyric was something like live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars and up until like last week i'd always heard it as live, live with a big, tough posse driving 15 cars.
Starting point is 00:39:26 And in my head, I was like, well, you're a big, big, tough posse. You got a big posse. You're going to need,
Starting point is 00:39:30 you're going to need a variety of vehicles for your posse. So that just checks out. So if anything, it makes more sense than the actual lyric. Possibly. Yeah. They're all going to need to get around. I wonder if we could find,
Starting point is 00:39:42 like, if we could just pay attention when we're listening to songs, compile a list of all the lyrics that we've gotten wrong, and then petition the artists to change them to our lyrics because they're better. I don't think Bon Jovi will do much. No, I think it's a tough case. I like the idea, though, of, like, lyric court. Like a Judge Joe Brown situation where you take an artist to trial over their lyrical usage, try to get it changed because you have a better combination of words.
Starting point is 00:40:08 It's an outrage. It's dumb. Maybe we should ask some of the comment leavers or regulation listeners to become comment leavers and see any sort of in-brained lyric changes that they've done over the years. Yeah, what are your missed lyrics? Some unintentional ones. Yeah, I'd love to have that information. Speaking of food stuff, I've elevated. As you guys all know, I'm a desk chef.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Proud of it. I've innovated in the desk chef realm. But we had a conversation. I don't remember if it was last episode or the one before it, where we exchanged Thanksgiving recipes. We did a whole thing about it and gavin uh who remembered and did a lot of prep for it posted a photo of tater tots and cranberry sauce that was his great his great recipe that was my stuffing it was yeah well it was your stuffing but i was
Starting point is 00:41:01 thinking as i thought a lot about it it hit me later in the evening that i should take this dish on because i think there's i think there's potential within this dish there's something there for it uh and as a canadian especially i thought i am qualified for this because i realized in a sense you've just created festive poutine poutine big part of canadian culture you get your fries cover it in gravy you got cheese curds what if what if a crantine were to exist for the holiday times a tater tot dish with cranberry sauce yeah delicious crantine ointment yeah so i crantine is making my balls burn like crazy right now actually no no i don't want that god damn it this is a delicious there's a potential to be delicious dish so i went i got i got all the things needed for it i got got the homemade cranberry sauce
Starting point is 00:42:00 got some bacon mozzarella cheese and a nice big bag of tater tots i got the mix going and uh i made cramping you're going all out for christmas look at that wow i did oh yeah obviously gotta oh yeah let's dissect this photo all right but uh one two three yeah five christmas trees what's that thing in the jug that's the the cranberry sauce. Yeah, but what's the ring in it? So Gavin, I was looking at that too. Instead of just the measurements on the side that you see on one side, it's just so like when you're looking
Starting point is 00:42:34 down at it from the back. It's called a liquid measuring cup. Yeah, it confused the shit out of me when he first, it was like, oh, is that the thing we're not going to talk about? And then I figured it out. Dude, that is fancy. I've never seen one like that that you've got the fanciest stuff oh it's nice it's it's nice so listen as a desk chef i take all cooking very seriously you gotta have the right tools the right equipment right but that's not your desk though is in the kitchen that's
Starting point is 00:42:55 exactly right i'm saying i but as a desk chef i take cooking seriously no matter where the situation is you gotta be prepared so i i put the tater tots on, heated up some bacon, mozzarella, instead of like the cheese curd, homemade cranberry sauce. And this is, let me introduce you, some crantine, some delicious crantine. Got to mix it all in. Oh. And let me say, it was very good. It was shockingly good.
Starting point is 00:43:23 There's room for improvement. Needs more bacon needs more cheese i was a little bit of worried i was worried about the cheese cranberry mix but it was it was tasty gavin i sure you need cheese uh well i mean if you're going for the poutine effect i would say you need how uh how fast were you moving when you took this photo what do you mean i mean look at the tree behind it. It's pretty, it's like a motion blur. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Oh. There's like a Jeff level photograph. Fuck that. No, it's not. It's absolutely, get out of here, Jeff level photograph. The middle tater tot is totally in focus, and the tater tot's on the right, where it looks like the jizz is,
Starting point is 00:44:02 completely in motion. I agree with Jeff. I agree with Jeff that it looks like the jizz is completely in motion. I agree with Jeff that it looks blurry. This is not a Jeff level photo. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. It just looks like when I used to overuse radial blur
Starting point is 00:44:17 when I first got Photoshopped. I'm bad at taking photos. Not Jeff bad. But not great at it. So how do you think that would, how do you think that would sit in a turkey if you were going to try it as stuffing? No, I think it would be terrible in a turkey. I'm not a, I don't like stuffing in turkey generally,
Starting point is 00:44:35 but I think as a dish, I would actually encourage people to try crantine. Yeah, I think it's surprisingly good. So try it as a dressing, not a stuffing. It's stuffing when it goes in the turkey. It's dressing when it doesn't. That is just... It's a shitload of cranberry, though.
Starting point is 00:44:50 I feel like whenever you have cranberry, it's like a little dollop. It's a lot. Yeah, you're right. I was trying to get the right amount. I was trying to match the gravy with cranberry ratio. There's definitely things to adjust in it. But I was surprised by how good it is.
Starting point is 00:45:05 It's a great... The sweetness with the saltiness of the maple bacon and then you have to just oh it's good it was good it was shockingly good but my innovation for the recipe book it is and i got another recipe my innovation didn't start stop there because i you know recently you're gonna top crantee i'm gonna i'm not gonna say i'm gonna top crantine but i i was i was in i was in the kitchen once again elevating as we all know i just recently returned from austin and one of my favorite staples of austin one of my favorite things i love and it makes me upset that they're not everywhere it's breakfast tacos breakfast tacos are a fucking joy i love them so much they're delicious other they get the crunch
Starting point is 00:45:45 you got the potatoes in there it is wonderful but we don't have them where i live i've never experienced a great breakfast taco anywhere else not that i'm well traveled but they certainly aren't here so i was missing i was missing austin the place i just left stop saying that well we don't have breakfast tacos maybe i can make something because they've they're well established so i guess we just don't want them for whatever reason maybe i could make something else so i have invented i don't think anyone's done this before let me introduce you to the pulpoza the breakfast pulpoza this is a tortilla fitting in the same tradition as the breakfast taco you got your ketchup as the red sauce got some olive oil for cooking the food you got hash browns
Starting point is 00:46:37 in place of cheese on the pulpoza and then some pineapple because I love it's my favorite pizza taco. Why are you calling it? It's a pulpoza. A breakfast pulpoza. Potato pineapple pizza. Breakfast pulpoza. What does it have to do with being a taco? Well, because it's a breakfast taco. We don't have breakfast tacos where I live. So fucking make one. You've got a tortilla right there.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Put eggs in it, and you've got a breakfast taco. Why is the cheese replacement hash browns? Because it's it has a very cheese that's what it is that's the thing that you think replaces it's shredded yeah you could buy potato in a carton yeah he's like dehydrated hash browns he's like i really like breakfast tacos so i decided to make a pizza no listen you're not listening to me, Jeff. The breakfast taco has been around for a long time. We have not adopted the breakfast taco. We clearly do not want the breakfast taco.
Starting point is 00:47:34 If we wanted the breakfast taco, it's been around long enough and established enough, it would be here. So I'm trying to make an alternative to the breakfast taco that might catch on. Because we don't have a breakfast pulpizza. So it's almost like tricking people into having breakfast tacos. I'm trying to get something close to it. And this is my creation, the breakfast pulpizza.
Starting point is 00:47:55 It's a simple start. You get your tortilla shell. You put it down. Drop some ketchup in it. Spread it out just like a pizza. It's like we're going with a pizza base here. We're getting it going. would you say that's too much sauce? I mean, it's ketchup, so yeah. Really? You know what?
Starting point is 00:48:12 You know two great flavors that go great together? Ketchup and pineapple. This is insane. It's a red sauce. Andrew, this is like, this is really something else. No, just wait a second. We're going access to nice pizza sauce so you catch up yeah because it's hash browns i love ketchup and hash
Starting point is 00:48:31 browns are a great combination it's delicious and pint okay keep going tortilla pineapps my favorite so you get the tortilla you put the sauce down right that's step one then you cook the hash brown and you lay it out and it looks just like shredded cheese you got a nice shredded cheese base it's almost you look like you got a cheese pizza but it's a pulpaza it's a breakfast pulpaza so you get that going then you cook up the bacon this is where i made my mistake what i should have done is i should have heated the tortilla first because you want it brown so you got a crunch and it also helps with the durable like holding the weight because you don't want you don't want just a loose like not cooked tortilla it will not hold so you get that on i did in the wrong order i did that last
Starting point is 00:49:15 that should be the first eric is livid this this is the craziest fucking thing no this is so out of control like i don't even know andrew it's like it's like an alien saw food and then tried to make it based this is crazy this is so fucking nuts i just want a breakfast taco and it's not oh my god and listen i was remit eric i was reminiscing about my time in austin i was missing the breakfast tacos and so I had to clearly clearly never been to Austin or seen a breakfast taco in person oh no I've had several I love them that's one of my favorite things to get I don't know how you got from there to this I can I ask you to can I ask I know you said you made a mistake with the tortilla yeah can you keep going because I have
Starting point is 00:50:00 to see how the pineapple plays into this fucking winstross absolutely so the next step is you got to get your bacon going you cook your bacon and you put it on with the pineapple you get it on top so now you look like look at how delicious that looks you got the salty with the sweet you got the ketchup with the potatoes everything's enhancing each other the problem is that is not a cooked uh tortilla shell at all it's just it's going to be difficult after a lot of difficult moving from the plate to the oven i cooked it and this is the final result look at this look at how fucking delicious this looks nice and crispy around the edges you got your pineapple you got your bacon the sweetness the
Starting point is 00:50:46 ketchup and honestly eric not enough sauce that's one of my other things it needed more ketchup it lacked ketchup probably needs the one thing that's so easy to add at the end of cooking is you didn't put it on well it just felt weird to put on top. It felt like it needed to be below. That would be weird. What you've created is a Hawaiian pizza for lactose intolerant people. No, no, listen. It's got everything you need when you start your day.
Starting point is 00:51:18 You got some carbs with the potatoes. You got the bacon. You got some fruit. Get that vitamin C, I'm assuming. What does pineapple have? Is it vitamin C? It's got to have something good in it it's a good good start to your day wake up get a breakfast pulpaza and just start your day here i cut it your piss would be smelling pretty good after that and that yeah you have two of these great smelling piss had to take a little cut little slice little
Starting point is 00:51:41 slice of the pulpaza all all, pretty fucking good. Don't eat that. The first bite you take from that, it's going everywhere. No! I want to see what's under you after you've finished eating that. No, no, no, no. You got to... You hold it the right way.
Starting point is 00:51:55 There's a technique to it. But I think if I were to do the tortilla first and really get that crunchy, reduce some of the hash browns, probably get rid of the pineapple and put some cheese on there that's a great that's a great breakfast pizza what if you just uh put a little dollop of crantine on top what how do you think that would go that's that would be way too much that's not a good balance of flavor but the sweet and salty you guys are reluctant to this i'm gonna i'll put one of these together for you you're gonna see the the way. I'm not a big catch-up guy, I'll be honest. No, I'm with Gavin. Really? And also, how do you spell
Starting point is 00:52:27 Pulpiza? Here, it's easy. I'll just copy and paste and drag it over. Couldn't just say it out loud, but... Oh, no, I'm gonna put it here so you can see it instead of spelling it out loud.
Starting point is 00:52:43 That's not how I wrote. Breakfast Pulps. I'm glad I asked. Hey Jeff, is that how you would have spelled that? No, it is not. That is not how I would have spelled it. However, I guess it'll go in the cookbook like that. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Poet Pleza. Listen, I think there's a lot of innovation. I'm just, I'm excited. I'm a desk chef. I got into the real kitchen because I felt this needed it. I couldn't use the tools I have. There's a lot of innovation. I'm excited. I'm a desk chef. I got into the real kitchen because I felt this needed it. I couldn't use the tools I have. There's a lot of room here. I was expecting a better reaction from you.
Starting point is 00:53:12 I thought you'd be excited about the crantine and the pulpiza. I was excited about the crantine. I think the pulpiza is an affront to food. Really? Why? Because of the ketchup and pineapple. Also because you described it as missing a breakfast taco and then left out the most important ingredient in breakfast tacos which is 100 always egg yeah but here's unless you're getting a can we talk about the
Starting point is 00:53:37 egg thing for a minute because the egg has been so this has been a problem in my life for a while now as we we established on this show i don't think i've ever just had an egg before i know i've had egg and other things like i'm sure i've had some in like fried rice but i've never tried scrambled eggs and you were like i'm gonna make you scrambled eggs so now it feels like a content thing and there have been so many times how long have we been doing this for two and a half years where i'm in a position to have eggs and want eggs and say no i'm not gonna have eggs because i feel like it's a content thing i feel like i need to do it in a contact content situation so that's why there are no eggs eggs are not a part of my life because i feel that will be a content thing that you're part of
Starting point is 00:54:21 this is unreal i'm struggling to look at the Popol's and consider getting it down for dinner. I can't imagine having it for breakfast. Can you imagine those flavors in your mouth right when you wake up? I will say I hate to fucking say it, but your
Starting point is 00:54:40 egg explanation makes sense to me. I don't. What? I agree. Yeah, it's for content. It's a content thing at this point. No, hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I agree with the spirit.
Starting point is 00:54:51 No. Hey, I agree with the spirit of what he's saying, but what the fuck are we releasing? It's just filming Andrew eating eggs? We just recorded a five minute thing of you not putting on Icy Hot. What the fuck are you talking about? How is that lower than that?
Starting point is 00:55:11 Right, Andrew. We watched a monkey movie. That's bad. What are we doing? That's bad and we shouldn't have done it. No, I think it's great. This Best Buddy Award is out the window. Season five Andrew is so much angrier than season one and two Andrew.
Starting point is 00:55:24 I love it. season five Andrew is so much angrier than season one and two Andrew he's saying I won't eat eggs because we're gonna film me eating eggs no I'm not saying film but I feel like it was talked about it was part of the show like I feel like
Starting point is 00:55:36 that should be a thing that is on the show life sometimes becomes content and it or might have the potential of content so yeah I can see it. I think that's valid. I think this is all valid. I think this is, I'm not shocked,
Starting point is 00:55:52 because innovation is often scoffed at initially. It might be a little bit ahead of the curve for your palates, but you'll see. I'm going to convert you both. The words that came out of your mouth, Andrew, that you were a little bit surprised at our reaction to that. well i would like to point out your reaction to my plowmans that's what i was about to say this motherfucker is coming at me for my pizza when he put onion and egg on his he put pickle in the crust yeah but you know what you know what he called it a pizza
Starting point is 00:56:20 it is that's the za part of the pulpiza. It's a breakfast pulpiza. But you wanted a breakfast taco and you made a pizza. Stop saying pulpiza. Stop saying pulpiza. It's a breakfast pulpiza. Stop. We can change the name if you want. I mean, I'm not married to the name.
Starting point is 00:56:40 The name is the best part of it, honestly. At least he'll worry. You'll see. When you come over for, whenever we do the bachelor party crabbing thing, I'll bring you guys some pulpazas and you'll see the way. You're coming to America in February
Starting point is 00:56:55 for the Olympics, dude. Yeah, but I'm, you know, that's a foreign kitchen. I don't know. We'll have to see. We have so much to do when we get to Canada that we're going to have to actually go soon. Otherwise, we're going to have to be there for a month
Starting point is 00:57:05 we have to start checking stuff off I haven't figured out how to pack a pulposa but I'll figure it out I'll come up with a way maybe saran wrap that could work speaking of food I came up with an idea for a
Starting point is 00:57:21 gross food game yesterday and then when i was trying to put it together last night i pivoted into a totally different idea but i don't think we have time to yeah we should let's do that in the next episode we can wrap this one up and then we'll start what i want to do how's everybody's balls doing except for gavin way better fine yeah oh my mind feel good it feels like when you get done working out and everything is like, OK, I can relax now. It's like nothing's nothing on my body is like scared anymore. Everything is OK.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Well, there you go. Yeah, Eric's balls are no longer scared. And with that, you have completed listening to an episode of the podcast. Number one hundred and thirty three. Not the longest podcast we've ever done. Probably not the shortest either, but definitely one of the best, maybe. And look out for Best of 2022 Supplemental.
Starting point is 00:58:15 Yep. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. It should be out soon. We also have the Fall Draft coming out. I don't know if the pizza videos are out yet or not, but boy, they were entertaining to watch and proof. And, oh, they are. Okay, Eric said they are. So go ahead and look for those
Starting point is 00:58:29 if you haven't watched them already, and don't forget to vote for us in the Academy Awards or the Grammys or whatever it was, and we'll see you next week. Eric, are you putting anything at the end of the pizza video, or is it just going to come out? I don't know what you're asking. Okay. there's two
Starting point is 00:58:47 there's two things what are the ends like you haven't thanks for listening goodbye hey guys Major League Fan Jack here with a look at
Starting point is 00:58:59 next week's episode of F*** Face and continues to stun the crew who puts cucumber in a bag anyway? Gavin's CO2 troubles return. Jeff talks about his Christmas tiny town. Which holiday is the best?
Starting point is 00:59:12 And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face. We'll see you next time.

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