Regulation Podcast - Baby Alien Schlongs // Sleep Hacks [175]

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their stupidity timelines, Apple CarPlay, refurbished cell phones, Andrew hating Google, how many “ha’s” have to be sent for something to be funny, baby alien schlongs, overdosing on Alka Seltzers, sleep hack: switch sides of the bed, Geoff’s monkey sleepover in Panama, the funniest people they know, running out of gas in SnowRunner, superhero movies, the wimpiest Survivor cast, go to songs that play in your head, and who’s the WOAT? Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q  Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50face Code 50face , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was just enjoying the pleasantries. Sounds like pleasantries were a little heated. You were just about to introduce it. Sorry. We were just talking about basketball. Hello and welcome. Hey, Gavin, you take it this time. Hiya.

Take it away, Jeff. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me, as always, Andrew Panton. Way up there in Canada. And then Gavin Free. Way over there, about five miles away from me right now. And this is episode 175. I have a question for you guys that I'd like to ask you.

Is it how to spell Canada? No, I know how to spell it. Saying it is different. Oh, okay. What is the longest time you were stupid before you realized you were stupid like you were doing something dumb or you had done something dumb and it was affecting your life what's the longest amount of time you've gone you've gone being a fucking idiot i assume i'm still doing it yeah there's still i i mean i have some factors for sure i guess whatever the distance

between me learning what a computer and keyboard is and learning that caps lock wasn't the only way. That's a long amount of time. That's probably 10 plus years, probably like 15 years. Okay. I didn't know that you could charge up the mining beam in Starfield until I'd already beaten the game. Excuse me?

Oh, yeah. You could hold down the other trigger and it mines it in like a fraction of the time. Yeah, like boost it up. What? It condenses the beam and makes it more powerful. It uses up the battery faster, but it's just like, done.

Done. God damn it. I don't mine because it takes so fucking long and it's boring. Which means I don't build outposts and shit because I don't want to mine because mining sucks. Well, now you can. It's a lot easier than you thought.

Gracie just said, who's stupid now? Savage. Wow. Oh my God. Well, I'll add Starfield onto the list. I have been... I ask, and I feel better now because andrew mentioned the keyboard thing and he said over 10 years i just found out yesterday that i've been stupid for a little under two years oh what was oh wow so what's that like 2021 yeah about 2021 what did you start doing in 2021 well Well, I'm going to tell you right now, it's iPhone related.

Oh, okay. I, at some point, you know, I have a car and my car has a car play, right? Where you hook, you just Bluetooth your iPhone to your car and then you can use your car play. It's super, super convenient and awesome. However, and for about two years, it was awesome in my car. And then one day it just stopped working. And I went, I did everything I could think of to fix it.

You know, unpaired, repaired, fucking updated my phone, checked in with BMW to make sure there wasn't a firmware update for my fucking car or something. And I just assumed that I must have done something to break it. Or maybe like my iPhone at that point was a little janky. You know, I dropped it a bunch and the screens cracked and stuff. And I thought maybe I just jostled something or but I tried for months and months and months

to get it to work. As a matter of fact, then I would try to get it to work in Emily's car and it won't work in Emily's car, but I can use Emily's phone in my car and in her car and car talk works or car play works just fine. So it's isolated to my phone. It's not my car. I discover it's just my phone and I'm not due to buy a new phone for a while.

So I'm like, eh, it's whatever. I go through that process over the first like two or three months of this issue in 2021. And then, then I would say maybe twice a month from that point on until yesterday, I would say, let me give it another shot. Maybe it'll work this time. I updated my iPhone. Every time I updated my iPhone, I immediately run out to my car and try to sync it and get it to work. And it just doesn't work. So I have to manually connect my iPhone to my car with Bluetooth every time I get into my car so that I can listen

to music and make calls and stuff. I don't have access to CarPlay at all, but I have the more rudimentary Bluetooth access. But it's fucking annoying to have to manually connect it every time. And so I've probably tried to reinstall and get my phone to work with CarPlay in my car. I'm going to guess legitimately 80 to 100 times over the past two years or so. I've read about it on Google. I've looked it up on BMW support forums. I have found nobody else with my specific problem. Nobody else complaining about this issue.

And I'm just befuddled and I'm lost and so i just give up and i decide even though i still try even knowing it's not going to work every couple a couple times a month i just have given up on ever using carplay on my phone again or on my car again then i got the new iphone 15 and the first thing i did after setting it up which by the way i don't understand how it gets harder to set up a fucking iPhone every new iteration. They even give you like, just scan this code and it'll fucking work. No, it doesn't. I still have to call and spend 45 minutes on the phone with AT&T because something's not fucking toggled on their end.

And you got to go through their fucking whole, their whole complicated and confusing tree to just get to talk to a human fucking person and it's just like i just want to i just want to get an you get a new phone you turn it on it goes hey man do you want to set this phone up and you go yeah i want to set it up and it's like we gotcha this is the 15th version of this phone we know how to do it we know how to do it well do you want to restore it from the from the cloud or from your local phone either way you try it it's like no problem dude just hit this button hit this button now it's gonna work and then it goes hey wait well uh it didn't work there's a problem try again then you try again they and it's like, no problem, dude, just hit this button, hit this button, now it's gonna work, and then it goes, hey, wait, well, it didn't work, there's a problem, try again, and then you try again, and they're like, uh, well, I don't know what to tell you, this doesn't work, call AT&T, and you're like, god damn it, so anyway, after I

go through all of that, I run out to my car, I'm very excited, and I set up my phone, and I hit connect, I hit to pair it, and it starts to pair and uh this same thing happens with my other iphone it just pairs it tries to pair forever and then it eventually gives an undefined error message and so i do it and it fucking does that and i get that error message and i go you gotta be kidding me you gotta be fucking kidding me i know it's not the car because i've connected other cars to this fucking phone before and or other phones to this fucking car before what the fuck and i just said you know what i'm gonna try again i'm gonna try a second time and for some reason when i tried a second time and it didn't work it gave me a different error message that it's never given

me before and that error message says carplay doesn't work on uh doesn't work on iphones that don't have siri enabled and i went, I did disable Siri about two years ago. I did disable Siri about two years ago because I fucking hate her. And so I enabled Siri. By the way, the first thing I did on my new phone was I disabled Siri because I don't use it. And so I enabled Siri and it connected

immediately. And just to check, got my old phone, connected immediately. I spent two years without CarPlay because I disabled Siri. So if you are having a similar issue out there, and I'm guessing you're not, because I saw zero people complaining about it online, enable Siri.

I don't ever use Siri, but I also... It doesn't really come... Just don't use it. Do you have to actually disable it? Do I have to disable it? Apparently not. No, I'm living with it now.

I just always bump it on accident or something and a little thing pops up and i'm like shut up i don't want to talk to you i don't talk to anybody let alone you a robot lady in my fucking pocket i turn off like the always listing part but i i think it's on in general well i'm a siri user again now because it's the only way i can get carplay to work but i want my two years back i can't believe that nothing on google came up with that that's crazy nothing and i never got that error message before and yeah that's also very weird uh but irregardless it's my fault and i should have tried that i should have thought of that you know i wouldn't have thought of that yeah they seem so disconnected i wouldn't make the assumption that those two would be saint years 46 to 48 of my life were lesser than they should have been.

And I'm a little pissed off about it. But I'm only mad at me. It wasn't anything to do with the massive pandemic. It was the fact that CarPlay didn't work. Listen, I've already accounted for the pandemic and I figured that out. This is new information that I'm dealing with. This is a new disappointment. And Gracie said she would have asked

Siri how to solve the problem. That would have worked. I talked about the caviar phone last episode. The idea of the caviar phone. Yeah. I have bought a caviar phone. The problem is

it's not my caviar phone. My normal phone just doesn't work. work it's broken wait what do you do not buy refurbished phones is a lesson i've had to realize i have a google pixel graveyard at my desk i am finding pixels i didn't know i had this is my fourth pixel i've gone through four Google pixels in probably three years, each one breaking in a different way. The most recent one, similar to the Jeff's, it just doesn't connect to my mobile network. It just will not connect no matter what I do. I factory reset it. I've tried to reboot and safe mode. I've done all these things, Googling, and it just seems to be a bug where they're like, yeah, they updated the

security at one point. And now sometimes it just doesn't connect for people with certain phones oh so it used to it used to i guess but this is this one has had this problem since i bought it refurbished but when i would reboot it it would work and then last night it just stopped working entirely just will not sync no matter what i do Are you sure it's not locked to a different network? Positive. Yeah, I went through the whole process to make sure it's unlocked

and all that stuff. It just will not connect. And it seems to be a common problem that there isn't really a specific fix for outside of like replacing the motherboard,

which is more complicated than I want to do. I don't want to take it because it's a refurbished, like it's a piece of shit, essentially. But I'm done with refurbished phones, and I've now ended up with a caviar phone for myself, which is, I actually don't own it yet.

I shouldn't say I own one yet. I went to buy it, and I put in my information, and it said, great. My bank then sent a notification saying through the website we have texted your phone to confirm that you want to go through so i am unable i'm unable to do i think i'm just done with google in general they thought i hate google so much i was trying to recover a complete aside an email i knew the password to the account you got like another level of angry mid-sentence

i'm not one mad i'm just thinking about my google issues recently i i set up an email for my mom in like 2016 and that there was an issue with it she couldn't get into her pinterest it was a whole thing and so i said i'd try to figure it out for her and i went through it i determined what the password is i have the recovery email sent to my alternate email. So I was getting like, hey, this is you emails. The only problem is the phone it was connected to was her landline that doesn't exist anymore. It's long gone.

It was the landline number. So I'd go to that and I'd say, well, I don't have this number. And they'd say, well, go fuck yourself. We need that. Why is it not enough for me to know the password of the account, have the alternate email? I have every piece. they'd say well go fuck yourself we need that why is it not enough for me to know the password the account have the alternate email i have every piece they're just like you don't have all four

of what you need having the password for the account and the alternate what's the point of having an alternate email on it i hate google i don't even have a caviar phone yet i'm gonna have to fucking go to 7-eleven to try to buy a phone. It's a nightmare. I'm living in phone hell. Can you imagine explaining that problem to your grandfather in 1955? It was tough to explain to my mom in 2023. It's impossible. This is what passes for problems in our future. I love the amount of...

You'd be explaining to him all the things that aren't invented yet that you need to use a telephone. To use a telephone. And he's like, hey, just go down to the fucking Ma Bell and just rent a new phone. What are you talking about? They come in three colors. Also, while you were telling that hilarious story, Andrew, I googled caviar phone just for the hell of it.

And it exists. What? Yeah, those look awesome. Sublime luxury Samsung Galaxy. Is it like a rebranded Samsung? By caviar. It looks like it. It looks like a caviar. That is deluxe. I can't wait for you to get one of those.

No, I don't think they're going to have that at the corner store, but I'll let you know. I'll text you in six days when I'm able to activate this thing and do all that oh it's a nightmare so what what broke on the phone that the pixel that i sent you that was i uh i i dropped it on the bed and the monitor the screen turned off and has it turned on again and that's different to the one that you that you bit i think that damaged the integrity i think that was the same phone i think that

weakened the screen integrity and then i like dropped it face first on a a soft bed and the screen just went out it was like it was barely holding on i guess then the one after that um was uh i think that was on me i think i think i dropped it in the tub that was on me. I think, I think I dropped it in the tub. That was a tub issue. The third one, the screen also just randomly died. And the fourth one will not connect to my network. No matter what I do, it's pointless. As currently here's the issue too.

I, when I set it up, when I factory reset it, I don't know my Gmail password. And with my Gmail history, I'm scared to like an easy way to figure it out is you sign out and then if it's saved in your computer it'll autofill and then you can click show password i'm scared to do it because i bet you if i do sign out it will ask to like

text my phone to confirm that and i'll just go through that cycle again so i can't do that so i just my phone currently is essentially just an alarm clock the only functionality i have on it i know you don't want other people's old phones anymore but if it helps i have an iphone 13 here that uh as of yesterday connects to carplay that's a pretty cool feature well that's pretty cool also i'm willing to join the villain side now i know you guys stick on my bubbles the videos that won't process correctly me being the android guy in the text chats i this is the closest i've been to joining the other side well my biggest issue is that i can't i don't have any signal and i it

takes me like 17 attempts to send you one picture and then i'm pretty sure you get them 17 times even though it says message not sent i well you did recently send me a three ha ha ha ha but it went through twice so i counted that as a six i did that as a good i boosted myself i gave myself a little bump in the ranks of how funny what i said you was wow a three ha's huh oh six actually well before yeah we're were you afraid you were having an off day there or something no a three ha is like fine i, like, fine. I'm okay with a three-ha. That's good. That's a pretty fucking bare minimum, I think.

Well, you're being generous with your ha's. You're, like, a ten-ha guy. You can send eight ha's and it's a base hit. You get a two or a three-ha from me, that's... I did not like what you said. Yeah, no, you're right. It's a different scale for you. But for Gavin, a three-ha is, like, that was funny.

I think I've noticed with Eric, I think Eric's more of a lol guy. I made a conscious effort last year that I, ha ha ha is a good response sometimes when something I find genuinely funny. LOL has a great condescending tone to it that I have really adopted. And since last year, I've been hanging on to it.

So I've been an all lowercase LOL guy for a little while now. Oh, I don't know what that says about me. I think it's good. I know. I mean, because they're funny. But at the same time, I want you to read it and go, is that a little bit condescending? And maybe.

This is what I think of when I hear LOL now. Oh, LOL surprise. I don't know what those are. What is that? I've seen them all over the place, but I don't know. Emily's sister's kids are really into them. So I see them opened up a lot at Christmases and birthdays. Is it like there's a hold on?

Gracie said there's a freaky scandal with those dolls. Somebody get Gracie a microphone. God, we're already on it. Well, yeah, Gracie, Gracie said there's a freaky scandal with those dolls. Somebody get Gracie a microphone. God damn it. We're already on it. Well, yeah, Gracie, jump off mute. Sorry if this part sounds bad, but yeah. Okay, well, I don't have a mic, but if you dip the dolls in cold water, their clothes come off and they're wearing like bondage.

Is that true though? I will show you a picture. I had to do an entire project on it. Is that the LOL surprises? LOL surprise, S&M. Like some of them have dicks. That's wild. Yeah, I didn't.

It's funny that that's the only thing I know about this product now. I know one fact about it. Their bondage when dipped in water. Now, not a great kid's toy. Yeah. Now I'm faced with knowing the answer to this do I have a responsibility

to tell the family I'm not staying out of it. Yeah, you just avoid it. You don't get into that Jeff. You just let it be. Did you ever have those little alien squishy alien in the eggs things and everyone said that if you tied their dicks together, they'd make a baby alien.

What? No. What the fuck are you talking about? I first of all don't know what your toy is. And I also don't know who the everyone is. I didn't have either of those in my life. Do you tie a lot of dicks together? No, I never had one. It was like a little plastic egg with slime inside.

And in the slime was like a little rubbery alien. Like stretchy alien. But everyone would always say that because they had dicks. Everyone always said if you tied the dicks together, a baby alien would grow. Who's everyone? Just all of my friends who had them. Is that what it looked like? Yeah yeah but it had a schlong and then uh all my friends were like yeah yeah yeah if you tie the dicks together it makes a little baby alien ever like okay so what's

going on here oh what the is that what these ones don't have dicks they're making a they're making a baby alien i found a website lad bible that is, you know, just like Barstool, but for, like, blokes. Scientific experiment confirms once and for all whether goo aliens can have babies, and it is exactly what Gavin is talking about. They didn't experiment to see. Yeah, but my friends would never show me, one day i was like look i really don't believe that tying these two alien dicks together would make a baby so two of my friends tried it and they're like oh yeah it didn't work just like it's not working like it was like a problem with those specific aliens but i was like how how would it how did that rumor start where'd that come from

yeah i don't know i thought you're talking about like those dinosaurs you put in water and they'd grow those are always awesome as a kid the little sponge pill thing yeah the little sponge things you put in the water and then like the next day it would be yeah they were they were the shit so your friend your friends were like what do you want to do after school today you want to go play uh cricket like nah football nah what if we tied alien dicks together i'll be over at 315. It was like a well-known thing that it worked, but no one had ever seen it work. How does that stuff,

how does the schoolyard stuff kind of like... Spread? Yeah, right? Propagate to all the schoolyards around the world? Yeah, I don't know. There's stuff like Rod Stewart and Richard Gere that have urban legends and i just don't know how me in third grade hears about that why does it tie richard gears dick

to let's do it i a gerbil comes out of his ass i think i think this just might be genius marketing from the company because really what they're selling is buy two get one free in this environment it's like it's a trick to get you to buy two aliens and it ultimately gives you nothing under the belief of you're gonna get a free third one yeah i feel like if that came from within the company it's the most genius thing i've ever heard how do we all right well all right hold on how do we do that what do you mean what do we like if you how do we do that how do we tie alien dicks no no no how do we do that? How do we tie alien dicks? No, no, no. How do we propagate some sort of a schoolyard thing so that people think they have to buy two f*** face merch items

and have them have sex to make a new f*** face merch item? What, are we getting into scamming? Yeah, I don't want to do that to the audience. Second of all, I don't think you can when you talk about it within the thing. I think that's a, a secret or subtle. It won't work. It won't work for everybody who listens to one 75, but think of all the people that miss it.

And then somebody will mention it. This is how these things propagate. Do you think maybe it's a thing where like, we try to get people to listen. It's like, like if you listen to stuff backwards or you like, listen to the episode two times. Oh,

that's see, I like that. I like a listening version of that. Not a monetary one yeah like if you if you uh if you wear an ian shirt and say and say pencil three times into a into a mirror with the lights off ian will appear behind you or something that's great you know my favorite one of those is and i i'm so mad that i don't remember her name. She was such a fucking smart ad executive, but she is the reason why in Alka-Seltzer ads,

they drop in two tablets in the commercial. Because I guess you only need one and they're originally doing one. And she realized that if they displayed people using two, they would use the product more frequently and they would sell more. And it like almost overnight doubled the sales. Can you OD on Alka-Seltzer?

I don't know it seems like a vicious thing to od from like you'd explode i think you could od on anything but also it makes sense with the marketing too right because plop fizz isn't nearly as fun to say as plop plop fizz fizz oh literally that's very true you can't have that second plot yeah um can i take a step back in what we were talking? You were talking about Ian, like, you know, Ian appears behind you, whatever. I had a merch meeting that you missed earlier this week, Andrew. And you were thinking of me and Tony kind of like kicking around a couple of ideas.

And he said something about like an Ian, you know, an Ian-like figure, like a bobblehead be? You know, is that something? And I'm like, oh, that's, like, such a funny idea to do, like, a bobblehead Ian. And he's like, right, so what's the back of Ian's head? And I don't know the answer to that question. Is there a back? Well, the back is facing downwards.

It would just be like a sausage. It would just be like a hot dog roll, right? Yeah. Yeah. He'd have a little head roll. Is that what it is? Andrew's running out of bits for me. Okay, cool. So it's not just... I thought it was me. I got worried. Did you leave the planet?

Did you switch to your pixel? Are you on your pixel? No. It sounds like you're talking to us from space. Really? Yeah, you got robot. Is it all these pictures of aliens that have done it? I'm trying to find them.

Here's another one. Oh my God. Stop talking. Oh, hang on. You're going to make Andrew into more of an alien, Gavin. Stop. That's the one with the dick on it. You can see it's schlong. Oh yeah. Look at his little wiener. Andrew, are you there? Are you an alien? How do I- uh oh.

Oh boy. Uh oh. Are you trying to print something right now? Oh, he's gone. He's gone. What are you printing? It's been a while since we've had a andrew tech problem yeah it's true you talk now injury there he i want everyone at home to know andrew dropped from our call and immediately rejoined we asked him to talk and he has said nothing. So that means something broke. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh god.

This is how seasons change. Is this the end of the summer of 98? Yeah, definitely. I can't understand. This is the moment the summer of 98 ends. As of this moment, it's fall, y'all. It was such a good season.

It was a great season, but we can't. Season 98 was tremendous. It was one of my favorite. TPG asked me today. He just went, bro, when does the summer of 98 movie thing come out? And I went, what? He said, yeah, recorded a thing for like the summer of 98 movie thing. When does that come out? And I went, like a month ago.

And he went, what? No. No, it didn a month ago and he went what no no it didn't what do you mean no it didn't uh he couldn't believe that we included his whole thing at like the end he was so excited about that that's awesome he's in town right now right yeah i talked to him i saw him today i was gonna try to swing by and see him in person but i wasn't able to i'm seeing tonight. He told me to watch the Pope's Exorcist. That sounds like a very TBG thing to say. That was his fuego recommendation. His full fuego. Oh, man. oh man hey i gotta oh wait is that an andrew no that was him leaving i have a little a little

mini life hack for you guys oh yes if you're ever bored you know how sometimes you go stay in a hotel like a really nice hotel and it's just you just get a really good night's sleep if uh just it's a nice bed and it's a different bed or whatever and you just you know there's just something about being in a calm new room and you just in an unfamiliar bed and you go to sleep and you just like wake up and you're like i slept like a fucking rock in this hotel room at least that happens to me a lot when i go when i stay at hotel rooms uh i figured out the other night emily and i we were uh we were tickling each other in bed or something. Not sex, but just like fucking annoying each other.

And we're just like, you know, just fucking around. And I ended up on her side of the bed and she on my side of the bed. And I was like, let's just sleep like this. And I'd never slept on her side of the bed before.

I had the best fucking night of sleep. So my life hack is, if you ever get a little bored sleeping in your bedroom, sleep on the other side of the bed switch places you might be surprised it's fun are you not worried that you'll fall out fall out of bed

yeah because the drop is on a different side oh like I'll think it's safe to roll in my sleep no dude I sleep like a vampire I sleep like Dracula like straight like a pencil and with my arms folded at my chest like exactly like bella lugosi rising from uh rising from a crypt is how i sleep and so

i don't move at all i had this conversation with my wife a month or two ago and we both thought that it was insane to sleep on the other person's side of the bed it's i would have never done it if i hadn't found myself on that and just was like feeling adventurous and was like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's see what happens. I had a great night's sleep and it was a lot of fun.

And I felt like- And Emily did? I don't know. I don't really ask her. No, she slept fine too. We talk about it the next day. I'm just kidding. How did Emily sleep?

I don't know. I don't give a fuck. Why would I give a shit about that? No, she also agreed that it was a good night's sleep. It wasn't as good a night's sleep for her because she sleeps on, she has like a fan on her.

I explained her complicated sleep ritual. Oh yeah, you'd be like all in her equipment. I was in between her and her equipment, which I think ultimately probably wasn't the best for her. But man, I see why she does it. I was fucking sleeping like a rock. After having spent some more time with your small wife, Eric, But man, I see why she does it. I was fucking sleeping like a rock.

After having spent some more time with your small wife, Eric, I can imagine her not being cool with swatching sides. Yeah, she's just, you know, she's particular. She's specific. Sometimes you got to throw caution to the wind and say, fuck it. Okay, yeah, we're in different relationships that's pretty cool fair enough fair enough so a bad a bad life hack eric uh yeah i don't know you also started this off by going you know how you sleep so well in hotels and i sleep like dog shit yeah i just kept thinking

dude no every once in a while when i go to a hotel if i'm just there for a night or something it's a decent nice hotel with a big king-sized bed, and this room is super cold, and it's pitch black because they have blackout curtains, and you throw CNN on quietly in the background or something, I just fucking go to... I sleep deep, like core of the earth sleep. I'm rolling around with sleep stacks in my sleep. I'm so fucking...

Okay, but do you, do you? Gracie loves a hotel sleep. See? Great. What? What was your sleep? But like you slept in like the army and stuff where it was like, you know, you had to like really make something work, right?

Like. Oh yeah. Do you want to hear the worst night of sleep in my life? Yes. Oh, yeah. Do you want to hear the worst night of sleep in my life? Yes. I was, when I was in the army in 1994, I had, it was a bad year for me. I was deployed, maybe it's 95. I was deployed about eight months out of that year to Kuwait and to all different places. And so I had been gone almost the whole year and I came home and I was,

I was about to go, uh, I came back home to Fort hood where I was stationed and I went into work on a Monday. I had literally gotten home from Kuwait on Thursday, I think. And I had the weekend and I got home Monday morning and I was in a fucking great mood because Wednesday I was going to go home to Alabama to see my family for Christmas. And so I just had like an easy two days of work. And then I was, you know, on vacation and I got into the, I got into the office Monday morning and my, my boss was there and he goes, uh, it was really, really nice guy. I really liked him. But he goes, Jeff, come here, son. And I go, anytime your boss calls you son, you know, you're in, you're in for it. And I was like, in my head, I was like, what I did, I did a lot of dumb shit recently. What did

I, you know, what am I about to get in trouble for get in trouble for? And he goes, son, have a seat. And he goes, I'm about to fuck you. And I was like, okay. So you undid your belt. Yeah, and I don't know if this is literal or what. I'm new to the army. And he goes, I really hate to do this to you, but you're getting deployed.

And I laughed. I was like, no, I can't be getting deployed. I'm going home in two days. I'm on vacation. He goes, yeah, I had to rescind your leave. I'm really sorry. I need you to go on this important deployment. And I go, well, I have to call my mom and tell her I'm not coming home for Christmas.

And he's like, yeah, you do that, but you can't tell her where you're going. It's a secret mission and you're not allowed to mention it. And so I was really pissed about that. And we were going to Panama. By the way i'm telling this story to vamp all andrew fixes fixes his well am i fixed am i back so i can i can end the story i'm not trying to take up the whole fucking episode i was just trying to cover some time uh but anyway uh he goes i gotta send you to panama what happened was uh a bunch of haitian refugees uh left haiti and they ended up in panama and they didn't know what to do with them.

So they built these like, honestly, like internment camps. It was kind of sketchy and scary just to kind of house them all and feed them and take care of them while they figured out, like, do they have to go back to Haiti or do they assimilate into Panama or whatever?

And, uh, and so I had to call my mom in front of him and tell her that I was going at a, I was, which is not a fun call. You want to have with your mom two days before you're supposed to see her for Christmas when you're 19 years old and you've barely left home and say, I have to go out of the country.

I'm not coming home for Christmas and I'm not allowed to say where I'm going. And my mom just starts crying and she's like, oh, Jeffrey, oh no. And I go, yeah, my boss, he won't let me say where I'm going, but he didn't say I can't rhyme it. So it rhymes with man. I'm going to a place that rhymes with man. And he just fucking like his fucking steam came out of his ears. This was right in front of him?

Yeah, it was right in front of him. I don't give a fuck, dude. I was mad. And anyway, he's just like he let it go. I saw him like settle himself. You know, he did the, you know, like stuff it down, stuff was mad. And anyway, he's just like, he let it go. I saw him like settle himself. You know, he did the, you know, like stuff it down, stuff it down. And then he goes, okay.

And so I get off with my mom and I go, where am I going? And he goes, or when am I going? He goes, that's the other thing. You need to go pack. You're leaving in like four hours. So I immediately went home. And luckily I had done laundry

because all my laundry was fucking full of sand. And so I had just done laundry over the weekend. And so I packed up and I went to Panama. Then I get to Panama. I don't really know what's going to happen when I get there. We're staying on the fucking Panama Canal. Like I'm looking at the Panama Canal from my tent and, uh, worst night of sleep in my life. It's not like 140% humidity in Panama somehow all year round. Like it's like walking through a shower at all times. And the bugs on the Panama Canal are the size of Eric's dog. And also, by the way, we got there and all of our food spoiled.

And so the army didn't have food for fucking days. Like I didn't get to eat for three fucking days because the food spoiled. But that's a different story. So anyway, so we set up these tents and these big open air tents like right on the Panama Canal. Which I'm like, are there alligators? Like are they going to come eat me in my sleep? Because I can fucking see the water from here. This doesn't seem safe.

But we set up these mosquito nets because there were fucking bugs everywhere. And then I went to sleep. And as soon as it gets dark and everybody goes to sleep the monkeys come out and the monkeys start screaming and yelling and fighting and attacking each other and destroying all of our stuff and you can hear it the monkeys are like it's terrifying to hear a monkey in pitch black and it's even even worse to hear like, I don't know, maybe 50 of them is what it sounds like. And anyway, you and so I had to sleep through bugs biting me every second and monkeys screaming in my ear all night long, praying that a monkey doesn't come and eat me. And and that was like the longest night of my life. And when I got up in the morning, I was covered in bug bites from head to toe like a horror movie like what chet like what what do you remember uh do you

remember bill pullman uh was it pullman or yeah bill pullman in weird science when uh when she turns him into like a big blob of like essentially like a big zit that's what my whole fucking body looked like and so that's the worst night of sleep in my life sleeping on the Panama Canal being terrified of monkeys and getting

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Terms apply. How about you guys? You guys got a bad night of sleep? Mine's not very funny. Yeah, definitely nothing close to that. Yeah, nothing even remotely even kind of. Andrew, you sound good now. Yeah, you sound great.

I sound good? You should have heard me yell when I went to message Nick to help me with this tech support thing, realizing my phone has nothing on it. I opened it to a blank phone. I hate Google so much. It just fueled my rage even further. It's just

been a bad tech thing for me. I do have a thing when I sleep. When you get woken up unexpectedly, do you immediately go into like attack or suspicious mode? Like how do you react typically when that happens? Yeah. If somebody wakes you up like for me, typically

my whole life I've been like this. When I get woken up unexpectedly unexpectedly I'm always immediately very accusatory and assuming that something awful is happening did you get mad not I don't not mad at the person but mad that like that there must be some situation that is

causing this that is not good it's a lot of like what why are you why are we why is this happening is sort of the general uh thought i have when i get woken up it happens a lot i had it happen recently um i've been really into party animals which just came out it's a great game it's a lot of fun there's like a bunch of it's like gang beasts but with really cute characters and i would say more fun in my opinion and there's all these skins and stuff and uh eric says do you want to play last way absolutely i want to play

it on let's play because it was i'm so excited to play that with you guys it's so much fun and chaotic um it's great but they have all these skins and a lot of games now do like twitch integration with their stuff we're like oh yeah if you're streaming you get like additional things or in this case it was you had to watch streamers that had like a certain credit to their account and if you watch for an hour you would get one thing and then an hour more you'd get another thing they had like five things including a skin so i thought i'll just set this up and i went to steam which doesn't even connect to Xbox, they found out. So there was no reason for me to do this.

I have no access to the things that I was getting. But I was just watching Twitch streamers that had the credit. And then whenever I hit enough time, I'd hit approve. And that was sort of my evening that night. Everything's muted. I went to bed. And then at 3.45 a.m., I just start hearing yelling. I'm just hearing a voice yelling.

And I immediately go into defense mode. I think, like, is there somebody screaming outside? What is going on? And so I hear the voice. I wake up. I go. I say, like, what is, why is this happening? Why is this happening to my partner in bed?

And then I yell, what do you want and i realized what had happened is when you have twitch muted for a streamer it will unmute them if it goes to a different account so i think the person that i left it on running for they stopped streaming at 3 45 a.m my time went to a different streamer and it was just this woman reading off her recent subscriber list at full volume on my computer but i thought that there was like an attack going on or that like somebody had broken into the space i was so confused and angry i was yelling what do you that was a pretty bad night of sleep me yelling at my computer what do you want when it's just a twitch streamer reading like thanks for the follow essentially auto unmute might be the worst feature i've ever heard well it's terrible it's a terrible

feature it should not be a thing that exists yeah i i've uh i i wake up to because i i just fall asleep to youtube videos a lot of the time and uh it puts me down some really weird youtube holes but i kind of just the next night i'll just click on whatever's on the recommended so at the moment it's just like police interrogation videos and something about the audio being so shit it puts me right to sleep I don't really ever know what I'm being interviewed about it's just like Gavin finds police

interrogating murderers to be calming and soothing I don't know if they're murderers I don't know they're all murderers I only ever hear the first like eight minutes of it but it always like auto plays onto like a live car chase like a three-hour video of just like helicopters reporting on where cars are and that's also very peaceful i found sometimes i'll wake up to like talking about where the car went and it just

puts me right back to sleep i'm imagining you sleeping in a race car bed while listening to voices of people saying where did the car went like you're dreaming that you're driving around causing crimes I have a question for you Jeff okay I have an answer I probably have an answer for you I think you have an answer

is it about snow runners and how I spent fucking five hours last night trying to move concrete slabs from the dam at Smithville or the quarry by the dam at Smithville all the way up the big lake because yes it was fucking brutal what is snow runners it's the game I play every night

you're playing snow runners every is that like a truck man yeah every night of my life man I think I've played snow runners oh my god just haul just haul freight I mean that sounds like someone we should play yeah i don't know we were talking i was talking about it with my with my dudes last night and i don't know if y'all are ready for snow runners i really don't i don't know wait so

you got like a truck crew is everybody doing snow runners right now just just my crew just me me and my two dudes that i play that's what i. So you guys are in a multiplayer session just running freight. Every night from 10 a.m. until about 3 a.m., yeah. I know last night was a school night and I wasn't supposed to play late, but I could sleep in a little bit today. And so I allowed myself to play, yeah, until 3. So does that potentially mean that Andrew and I should start playing it separately to get up to the level where we could potentially fit in with what you're doing?

I mean, I'm getting trained up on running. I just, I just don't know if you guys like, I'm not trying to be rude, but it's, it's a lot. It's hard.

It's a lot of work. No, it is really hard. I think I played it and I couldn't figure out how to shift gear. So it's just driving around really slow for like, so it's like ultra realistic. No, it's not ultra,

but it's, it's, it's, there's a learning curve and it's a, there's a, there's a, there's a rhythm is it like ultra realistic? No, it's not ultra, but there's a learning curve and there's a rhythm to it, dude. It's slow and steady. Like, I'm not kidding when I say I spent I mean, some of it was because of the game being a piece of shit and

crashing, but I spent about three hours literally just going from one side of the map to the other and getting stuck and having to be wedged out by one of the other dudes and vice versa but yeah it's uh i if you're gonna do it i you should definitely play it and if you will see i just i i don't know that it makes for content but it might oh i i will show you one thing though uh here i'm gonna send you guys a photo and while i'm doing that andrew why don't you ask me my question yeah my question jeff is uh

it's okay if you say no this i'm just curious where your mind goes if you were on uh let's say another podcast so you're a guest on another podcast and somebody asked who's the funniest person you know would either of us come up in that conversation as even like a a passing mention somebody from this podcast would i just can't imagine answering that question without at least bringing you or gavin up uh my my initial response would be to say i i'm the funniest person i've ever met you get all your own have you met yourself yeah i get all your own jokes. Have you met yourself? Yeah, I get all my own jokes. I really, I really tickle me. Like, I'm an audience of one,

and I love, I love it. No, I think you and Gavin are easily two of the funniest people I've ever met. And I've met a lot, I've been blessed in and outside of this career to be around some very,

very funny people. I'd say the same thing about you and Gavin. I thought that was interesting. I wanted to see if we're on the same page with that. You guys would be... I mean, I've never thought to rank it. No, neither have I. I mean, you guys are both funny in very different ways.

I think you're equally funny. But you're also like... You delight me. I do a podcast with you guys because i'm so entertained by both of you and how hilarious i think you both are so i don't i don't know who i would put in front of you honestly yeah i feel like funniest person if i was asked that it would definitely be well you were people but if you weren't we weren't on the list so that's why i was bringing this up i just want to make sure jeff and I were on the same page here.

Oh, you're talking about Civil War is open? Well, you were asked the question and we did not come up once or even a thought of bringing this up. I didn't say anyone, did I? I thought I would immediately. No, you did. You absolutely did. Not us.

So I just want to make sure Jeff and I were on the same page that we would include you. Yeah, I would include Gavin. What did I say? We're not on his list,ff you said the willems you didn't mention us huh wow get fucked us yeah no it was a i thought maybe a throwaway or like not even i'm not even want to be at the top of the list i just thought like a mention would have been nice for us but it's okay all right to be honest i was trying not to shit myself. The whole thing's a blur. So, Gav, I guess what you're saying is if you had the opportunity to fire Andrew and I

and replace us on F*** Face with the Willems, you would do that. No, I think I was just saying that Elise is very funny. I'm not going to argue with you. No, they're definitely funny. Absolutely. Deserving of it. I just thought...

I was curious what you would say jeff because i know what i would say and i know what gavin would say yeah you guys would you guys would probably i'd probably mention you you two and bernie honestly as the funniest people i've ever met i just love that gavin phrased that like he was gonna answer it like he hadn't already i was very me very happy. But what is this photo? So let me show you this. It's you in a truck. It's me in a truck, and you can see to the right of the truck, there's a

yellow square, like a long yellow square. Yes. That's where I need to turn in that cargo I have on the back of my truck. That is where I ran out of gas. No! Have you ever seen somebody get closer to an objective and run out of gas and not be able to complete it?

Now, the problem with this was I was in a different part of the map. My friend Antonio had to come bring me gas and fill my car up. He couldn't just give you a nudge? Well, I mean, he's got to get to me either way. So they have to get from so they have to get from where they are to me it's 45 minutes so basically i got there ran out of gas

six feet from finishing the mission and then i had to wait about 45 minutes for them to bring gas real time yeah probably half hour for yeah of real time how big's this map they're big well it's not just that it's big. It's fucking hard to traverse, dude. It's ruddy. You're rolling over. They're trying to get to me, and they're getting stuck, and then one of them has to go get a crane to get them out.

It's a fucking thing. But I laughed probably for 15 straight minutes last night when I literally ran out of gas right there. That's unbelievable. How many minutes had you been driving it was worse than that uh so what happens is i'm the way it works is one person opens up a multiplayer session so it's in their world and then you join their world and their world persists but your your part of it doesn't so like if i bring one of my trucks in and I drive around, if I leave, that truck disappears. So it was a very simple mission where I go and I get the stuff from the

quarry and then I just have to drive it across a fucking dam and a whole bunch of stuff over a mountain to another part of the map. You have to load into another section of the map. That in itself could take a half hour, 45 minutes. But what kept happening to us last night is I'd get about five-eighths of the way through it and get kicked from the game. And when you get kicked from the game, all your progress just disappears.

So the truck just goes away. And so then when you come back in, I have to respawn at the spawn point and then spend a half an hour, 45 minutes getting to the spot to get the hull and then take it up again. I got kicked, I think, three times before I was able to turn it in.

And so this point right here, when I'm right at the edge, I've already been kicked from the game. I've already lost probably an hour and a half of my life trying to turn this in. And I now have to wait 30 to 45 minutes for them to bring gas to me and just pray that i don't get kicked in the meantime oh oh no i just i pulled it up i have played this

game it was absolutely the game that i loaded in i think i got the car star the truck stuck and then i i just closed it after like 20 minutes it was a lot there There's a definite curve. It's so fucking much fun. And we definitely should play it sometime. But it's a slow I mean, if we're going to play it, we've got to play it for like three hours. So you guys got to buckle up. I'm ready for that. I'm up for it. We'll look into it. Definitely for sure.

I mean, I don't want to butt in on your outside of... I think they would be entertained to see other people play the game because I think we're the only three people on Earth that are playing this game. It's on Game Pass, too, which is great. Yeah, it's free.

What's the name of it? Snow Runner. Snow Runner? Okay. Yeah. It's a truck game. You start in Michigan and you're just completing missions in Michigan,

fixing bridges and hauling lumber and, and concrete slabs and bricks and shit. And then you make your way to Alaska and then you can go to, there's deal, there's like 10 DLC places you can go. So you can go all over the place. I'm excited. We're going to record a Tony Hawk thing after this that I think will be a

lot of fun. I got kicked out of my see a thieves account last night. It took me like five hours to figure that out, but I'd love to do see a thief stuff what happened it just i kept getting this error called lavender beard it wouldn't let me load in and then it's a kind of annoying thing where every support thing i found was for people on pc and uh it does not help me as a console player and i tried so so many things, nothing would work. I then realized that, oh, it's a network issue.

So I had to figure out how to port forward and that fixed it. But it was, I was trying to clean up some items in the Monkey Island stuff that I hadn't done. And it took just my entire evening was spent troubleshooting Sea Thieves.

But I think we'll have so much fun playing that as a group. We need to organize that at some point a comment lever suggested that possibly the reason your um rep is so low by the way is because of all your like destiny rubber banding and stuff that's i saw that that isn't accurate because i did that with a friend so we were gifting wins so i don't know why people would be mad it was a doubles playlist and my friend and i were both doing the same thing maybe they wanted to maybe they wanted a challenge i guess but like are you gonna leave negative rep for like not that seems like a weird move that's fair did

did you guys end up recording a war zone or no yes we did was it fun it was fun i had a good time yeah it was good i enjoyed it i mean it's it's not not a lot particularly happened in that one but it was no it's not the best video we've ever made but we had fun doing it we couldn't find anyone in the map yeah strangely enough like we played three games and encountered like six people it was very weird we had some funny stuff we did we jumped through some windows we did some some cool dives into the out of like houseboats into the water and stuff it's fun i'm excited to do more i like i think they rotate the map in that game right like i actually prefer the original map more than that one uh no they don't really rotate as much as replace okay well there's a new season i think coming out really soon right

yeah yeah i had to update the game they just put spawn in the game i think which is such a such a weird property they still have like yeah like i don't know what spawn content is coming out or why anyone cares about spawn who the fuck remembers spawn like that's the first superhero movie i ever saw really yeah that's such an interesting i think probably the original spider-man for me with toby Tobey Maguire would have been my first what about you Eric what about me the first superhero movie first superhero movie

oh man what would it have been one of the Batman movies I guess because that was 89 Nick says Batman that was that was probably 89, right? What was before that?

Batman came out on June 19th, 1989. So that was probably, I mean, I was probably three when that, I was three when that came out, so I probably saw it when I was four or five. I was in a shooting that night. What the fuck? Yeah, I saw Batman in high school

the night it came out because my birthday so it was very exciting to me because i was a fucking comic book nerd and batman of all things came out on my birthday and so i went with my friends to go see batman and i believe boys in the hood came out at the same time and while we were in batman there was a shooting in the boys of the hood uh movie theater and we didn't have any idea came outside after the movie was over and there were fucking ambulances and cops and stuff yeah jesus had no idea it happened while we were in the theater i was uh watching a like it just fed to me on tiktok recently i thought this was so funny this guy uh he grew up this part isn't the funny part he grew up in a cult his dad was like an extremist cult guy and so he just wasn't exposed to like modern

media as a kid growing up and he eventually escaped it from what i gathered from this clip and he was riding a bike and he saw an arcade through a window and he wanted to like play the games or interact with the arcade so he went up and they said that he needed a ticket and he he got a ticket but he didn't really understand what it was for and then he went into the arcade and then he decided to like pursue what the ticket thing was that he bought and he had never been in a movie theater he had no concept of what a movie was and he sat in and he's like he was like i was gonna shit myself like everything was so loud the screen was so big i was overwhelmed it changed my life and the movie he watched was head of state with chris rock and that's so fucking funny to me that his introduction to cinema was head of state and

that it is like the one of the most emotional moments of his life is watching this film that is such a throwaway for 99% of the population. Did that make it into our states draft? I don't think so. It should have. What do you think is the worst? What do you think is the worst first movie for a person to see

of all movies? Yeah. I feel like human centipede, right? That's a bad one. I was going to say Requiem for a dream. Oh right that's a bad one I was going to say Requiem for a Dream oh that's a bad one why does anyone watch any of these why do they make these

these suck meet the Spartans yeah I think that might be that is a good you would have no idea what anything is that would be the most confusing fucking movie for you oh my god that's a great answer just a bunch of clips of people saying shit that doesn't land oh hey uh andrew i'm gonna assume you're the only one that watched it but did you watch survivor last night no i haven't been able to i try to watch those with Hey, Andrew, I'm going to assume you're the only one that watched it,

but did you watch Survivor last night? No, I haven't been able to. I try to watch those with my mom, and so I'm not going to be able to do that until Friday. Oh, okay. Well, never mind then. Is it good? I'm really excited to watch it. I just haven't seen it yet.

I will say this is the first. Usually you don't hate people until like episode three oh no there's like three or four people on this season that i fucking can't stand already and uh and this is this is easily no it's good because you're immediately invested right like i want to see these people get voted out so badly i'm more because usually the first two episodes of survivor are feel-ad episodes where you're just kind of getting the hang of the tribes and the dynamics and it's nice to have a villain and they're not even villains just have a fucking unlikable person pretty quickly um i have to say this is easily the wimpiest cast i've uh in the history of survivor

i'm so excited to watch they're just like, it's hot. There's bugs. I'm uncomfortable. The ground is scratchy. I don't want to do this. That's heavy. That looks hard. I need to sit down.

I got to take a break. This isn't good for me. At night, the monkeys come out. Yeah, at night, the monkeys come out. It's fucking wild.

I'm so excited. I've been meaning to tell you because you recommended that show the traders right i think you told traders yeah i fucking loved i've seen every season from every country yeah i need to watch i'm gonna watch it now did you see that uh they announced some of the cast for season two of the u.s traders and no boston rob is gonna be on it with sandra and poverty that'll be awesome yeah I think that'll be a really fun season. So I've been trying to start that because I remember how much you enjoyed it

and recommended it. I think there was a season of Australia Survivor that had Sandra on it. It was either like a Survivor Australia like an All-Stars thing where Sandra went on it or some sort of a cross like some sort of a a you know how the challenge

like the world season or whatever which I never saw past the US version I don't know how that turned out but it might have been something like that but I remember seeing that she was coming back to Survivor one more time but it was in Australia I know I know Russell Hance did that and was immediately voted out first once again

which is great fuck that guy maybe the most insulting comparable anyone's ever made with me you jeff calling me russell hance i still think so me i still think it stands no does not stand hey let me ask you guys a question okay you know how like at some point sometimes throughout the course of your day it's appropriate to hum or you like sing a little bit for some reason you know i'm gonna say yes but i don't know if gavin agrees based off of recent you just don't ever catch yourself humming or like

i just wonder like what is your go-to song when you like sing a song in your head or you think music and then you like catch yourself humming a song. I imagine this can't happen for Gavin because it would require some sort of an internal dialogue. No, I do have it. It just doesn't come out of my mouth, but it is playing in my head. Yeah, it doesn't have to come out of your mouth. It just plays in your head.

Playing in your head is just as good. I'm actually tormented by something, but we'll get to that. That's what I want to know, and I think you're about to tell us. I want to know, like, what's the first song that comes to your mind when you think music or hum to myself while I'm washing the dishes or whatever? Do you have a go-to? Mine is

a song called Swoon by the Chemical Brothers, and I worked on a music video for it. And over the course of five days, I probably heard that song 800 times. And since that day, when there's no song playing in my head,

it's Swoon by the Chemical Brothers. And the song is basically like a siren. It just is an endless loop of, I don't know how to, it's, what was that? Maybe 14 years ago at this point. I don't know how to get it out, what was that? Maybe 14 years ago at this point? I don't know how to get it out. I just listened to some of it.

This would be, this would make me, I think, go insane. Yeah, it's like seven minutes of... Oh my God. And I don't mind, you know, I didn't mind the Kevical Brothers before that. You've kind of caused this problem for me jeff where you talked about recently maybe us doing a supplemental content of like the songs we hate the most yeah and it's i don't really feel super strongly about music so it's having to really think about like what are truly the songs i hate and i remembered one and it has now kind of been stuck in my head since it happened and it has

caused me so much pain I won't say what it is but it is been on loop and when we get to that content I will I will share which one it was I have a line from it but that on a positive side cupid's chokehold in my head quite a bit that just will randomly pop up constant cupid's chokehold I don't know what that is it's a gym class hero song from like 2007. Oh, the Supertramp song? Yeah, the Supertramp song. Take a look at my girlfriend. Yeah, well, not that part, but yeah, that

song. That's, what a crazy to have, like I don't even know, you call that like a cover? Like, what would you call that, Gavin? Like, it's just the Supertramp song. It's like barely changed that's so weird what a what a strange pick oh it's a big song at the red itch yeah would you say it's a sample or would you like what is that like a re i don't know i i guess i guess i mean it's most it's just the

hook from the song and then it's mainly that it's like yeah right like a reimagining a reinterpretation of it yeah um for me it's most it's mostly still tipping by mike jones that's a good one too but that but that changes a lot like it's you know sort of whatever is in my like i'm sure jeff with you do you have one song that you go to or is it it like a bunch of different, like, I heard this recently. No, it is for me. And I'm trying to figure out how long it's been my song. Because I didn't. Mike Jones.

I listen to, I listen to, I watch Dallas every day of my life, right? And I was thinking about how iconic the Dallas theme song is. And so I was thinking, I was thinking to myself, I should try to make that, I should just try to start humming that song all the time because I'm always thinking. But every time I start to do it, it morphs into the A-Team theme song.

And I realized that whenever I hum or think of music in my head, it's always the A-Team theme song. 100% of the time, my entire life. And I'm wondering, has it been that way since I was a child? Or is that recent? I think it's been forever.

And I think I was even talking about it with you recently, Eric. Maybe. Did we talk about the A-Team song together recently? Might have been a different Eric. But yeah, I don't know why, but it's the fucking, anytime I think of music in my head,

I go, dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun. It's a great one. And that's like, I guess that's's like if you looked up music in the dictionary my dictionary

it would be the A-Team theme song did you ever hear what was that it was like A-Team theme song mixed with Beastie Boys did you ever hear that no that sounds cool was it like officially by them or like a remix I assume it was someone else made it. I think someone sent it to me on MSN.

Is it Intergalactic? Oh, probably. Good guess, Eric. Good guess. I mean, I'm just thinking like, what's the most annoying Beastie Boys song? That's a song. Oh, that might be on my list. Not a big you don't like intergalactic i love the beastie boys that song i have just heard so many times that if i never ever ever

ever ever ever heard it again that would be just fine that's fair there's definite songs that get overplayed it's definitely one of them. Yeah, I could see that. I could support that, actually. It is definitely not their greatest song, and it definitely did get rammed down our throats for quite a while. Yeah, I looked it up. It is intergalactic.

That's great. I'm thinking about, like, the A-team is such an annoying song. What's an annoying song that would go with it, and it would have to be intergalactic? I will say say I think combined they're both less annoying that's interesting

I think they've made it work by combining it with the 18 oh god we should wrap up we gotta do this yeah yeah yeah let's we should and I got something to do after this so I gotta get going Nick how does madness by muse go yeah we're wrapping up oh I got something to do after this, so I got to get going. Nick, how does Madness by Muse go? Gavin, wrap it up.

Thanks, man. There you go. You know how everybody gets obsessed with talking about who the goat of a particular sport is? Like, greatest of all time. You're wondering, like, what's the best goat? No, no, although that's interesting. I assume it would be fainting goats because they're pretty cute it'll be billy or fainting it's between it's between nba seasons right now and so there's

always sports commentators always struggling for content so they always go like is it mj or you know bill russell or uh lebron or whatever uh And I was thinking the other day, what is the woat? We never talk about, who is the worst professional athlete of all time per sport? Something to think about as we end this episode. Maybe we can...

Yeah, I'll come back with an answer for next week. Like I assume, I assume Andrew has a hockey answer or he will. I have an MMA answer actually immediately. There you go.

And I've never really thought about it for basketball players, but I bet you could look it up statistically. There has to be a worst NBA player of all time. There has to be a worst English Premier League player of all time. Yeah, there's got to be a Premier League player who only ever scored own goals. There definitely has to be. Like the sum total of his or her professional career was a negative

negative yeah a huge negative anyway something to think about while you pine away and wait for next week's recording when we all get to get back together again and talk about all the things

that make life interesting and make us laugh and and then we all talk about how funny we all think each other are except for Gavin who's not particularly impressed with any of us.

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