Regulation Podcast - Best Selling Shirt // We're a Game Creating Podcast [103]

Episode Date: May 18, 2022

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This is a Rooster Teeth production. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. This is number 103. Yes, that's right. One hundred and three of season four, year two, volume one. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always. Gavin Free and Andrew Panton.

Hi, guys. Hi. Hi. How's it going? I'm doing really well. This has been a fun week. I've enjoyed seeing all the anal passage.

I would love to because I don't have the same. I don't interact with Jack all that much. I watched the Rooster Teeth podcast, which Jack was on on Monday. And it felt I know it wasn't scripted, but the fact he wore that shirt felt scripted in the best way. But his reactions were so genuine that like there's no way that that was done intentionally no i'll be honest with you i i i was my fucking i was trying to pick my jaw up off the ground from the second he walked in to the studio because the idea that he would wear the exact shirt during the middle of the joke about the shirt. And honestly, the only intersection in content where it would ever make sense was live in that moment.

It was such serendipity. I immediately thought nobody's going to believe this. And it's such a shame. Nobody's going to believe this. But holy shit, is this fortuitous. But I think his cluelessness had to absolutely it didn't because i wasn't i was one of those people like i didn't have the context of like if that would have been organized or whatever i wouldn't have known so when i first saw it i thought oh that's funny he's leaning into it and then his reactions were so

clear and just in case we didn't set up properly jack was on the rooster teeth podcast with you guys on monday and he was wearing the annual pass shirt that we turned into an anal passage shirt based on what gavin said and he had zero idea that the shirt had been for sale for four or five days at that point i sat down next to him and i was like oh my god and i just was like no shirt and then he was like all right what's going on with the shirt and I was like oh my god and I just was like nice shirt and then he was like alright what's going on with the shirt and I was like no way he doesn't know yeah it it eluded him through social media all weekend so comment leavers

thank you for for not spoiling it yes and regulation listeners well you just you did your job as well I will say there are some snitches though and i saw you because i promoted it on on the face pod twitter account but i deleted it in 15 minutes i tweeted about it with a link retweeted it and liked it and was like i'm gonna delete this in 15 minutes and somebody

immediately tagged him i was like ah trying to ruin this joke so there are people i see you trying to snitch on it. Are you taking notes? I'm taking notes. I'm taking, they might be on the list of 20,000. Keeping a list. I still got spaces to fill. But I was just so happy

that that came together. We improbably sold over 100 of those things. That's wonderful. So ridiculous. That's great. Fantastic. Oh, man.

So thank you to everybody who bought an anal passage shirt have that was a part of a hilarious joke that honestly honestly I think annoyed Jack so that's what I was about to ask yeah have you talked to Jack about the shirt I assume

he listens to the show that he would have heard by now he texted me well Gavin and I were at dinner, actually. We went out to dinner the other night together with a bunch of old people who were really old and very old, and we were by far the coolest, youngest people there.

And while I was at dinner... You were like, please sit next to me. That is 100% true. He just texted me and he said, I'm counting those shirt sales to annual pass. I think that's fair. Yeah, that's fair. Totally fair.

Official collab. He was definitely... You can tell because I've been doing it for so very many years you can tell when you genuinely get under his skin he's gotten a lot better at hiding it he's built some he's built some armor up over the last two decades but uh but we definitely we definitely uh annoyed him it's in all the best ways all the best ways and it's a great shirt it's fantastic uh i i also speaking of of texting people i got so last episode we recorded i i introduced a game that we talked about guess who might be dead too everyone's favorite game i was so happy the next day to have a text from gavin in which he said what did he say

i wrote down i wrote that quote he said in, guess who might be dead too may have been the greatest game I've ever played. I was very excited about that. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Well, I was laughing at it because I thought about it again afterwards. And then when I was proofing it, it made me laugh again. And I was, I just liked that you referred to,

you referred to the crucifixion as a real predicament. I don't know if that might be the most understated use of the word predicament ever. Is it not a predicament? It's not an ideal situation to be in. It's like, yeah, it's the predicament that predicaments might be based off of, honestly. It could be. It could be the first predicament. The origin of the word is there

the first predicament I want to see that in the table of contents of the bible the last supper the first predicament the last supper leads into the first predicament oh my god shut up oh it was the into the first predicament yeah oh my god oh it was the calm before the predicament you made me a little bit there god damn i did it's great i'm glad we went down that road i didn't expect to go there but so i got that text from

gavin and i thought oh i'm so glad that he enjoyed it but the people at home I'm sure they would want to play this amazing game. So I immediately reached out to the kind guy, Michaels Games Labs, who made that drop-down Ian Head game, the knob drop thing. And we have a playable Guess Who Might Be Dead 2. It is an actual game. You can play it. I sourced movies. I had some friends source scenes for movies he source movies we have it's like 50 or so movies at this point

let me know if you need a password to get in I need one say I will yeah I will put the password in the chat so you guys can open this up and see it we got to play live on the podcast you can absolutely play live if you would like to when people are listening maybe we'll put a link to this

game in the description of the show so that people can easily find it. And they will not need a password at this time. I was just trying to keep it hidden so it didn't somehow leak to you guys. But it is a full game. It is a playable game. And so just for context of how this game specifically works, it is the moment in which it's being

displayed. It's if the character dies in the movie later, but lives in that moment, it will be lives, even though they may die later. So it's specifically the context of the scene that is being displayed. So should we play now? Yeah, absolutely.

Oh my God. Okay, let's see. So you click play, and it tells you the movie as well as the year it released. Is it the same for everyone? Is it random? No, no, it's random. It's a randomly cycling thing of images.

Can I tell you the first one I got? I would love to hear your first one. It was the younglings in Star Wars. That's a great one. I wish I could take credit for that one. That was the the the wonderful person who made the game i had to turn off the game because the music was too loud but um i can't wait to play that later it's fantastic oh my god samuel jackson in deep blue

sea i think he lives oh he does not play no that's that's like one of the most iconic death scenes of all time. Live, die, live, gremlins. Oh, Billy lives, of course. Oh, no, the younglings. The other guys, Sam Jackson and the Independence Day. Oh, I guess he does die. Dude, that's awesome. Who dies Independence Day?

Randy Quaid. Randy Quaid. Oh, yeah. I'm back! And he drives the whole thing, awesome yeah it's great this day randy quaid randy quaid oh yeah and he drives the whole thing and it's a great scene i love that movie oh my god so that that was one of my i as soon as you texted me that gavin i immediately thought well can i make this a game i don't know how to make games and i reached out to him and he loved it and he put that together so quickly and over the like the last week we've been just adding more movies to it. And, uh, I'm excited to see people play it and react to it.

So it's great. What's crazy to me is, um, given our day job and our association with the gaming industry, right? Uh, I had kind of dogs coughing. Uh,

I had kind of had an unofficial thought in my head that like a rule in my head that one of the things we would never be. We might be a Bovril podcast for a while. We might be a fruit podcast, certainly an Apple podcast, maybe not a banana podcast. Definitely. We're a baseball podcast on occasion. We're certainly a beef, a beefy podcast. I never wanted to be a gaming podcast, but we might be a little bit in a way that I did not anticipate,

which is we're a game creating podcast. Well, I guess, yeah. I love this direction. Not to give us any, we're like the Steve Jobs, but like way less talented. Like we give the direction. We have none of the skills. We can't take any of the credit. We're just

we are just the turtleneck portion yes exactly jobs not even the full shirt we're just the annoying part that goes around the neck that keeps it warmer than a neck needs to be in a climate controlled environment uh but here we are that's us we're providing useless warmth while more talented people create the games. Absolutely. Yeah. And I don't know.

It's funny that you don't you didn't think of us as ever being a gaming podcast, not in a traditional sense, but games is just such a big part of at least my life. Yeah, I guess so. You don't come up as much. You're Jim's award guy. Come on. Are you at least you used to be? Yeah, no, no. I'm still a Jimems of War guy,

but I'm certainly not talking about it on the podcast. Can you imagine a Gems of War podcast every week? I cannot. It would be... It would be... I don't know who would be more torturous for the three people that listen to it or the person who has to do it.

Oh, man. That'll be when I hit rock bottom. I'll do a Gems of War podcast. Yeah? Yeah. I'll do a Jim's Award podcast. Yeah? Yeah. I'm excited. I don't even know what that would look like.

I don't either. Yeah, I wonder how long you could talk for before you would just have nothing to say. Well, I'll tell you what. I rarely listen to this podcast, but I listen to myself talk ad nauseum without taking a breath for the first 14 fucking minutes of last episode, just talking about baseballs in a store issue.

So I could probably go for a while. I had to have Nick. I said 14. You guys only had to listen to 11 minutes because I made Nick cut it down. No, I wish it would have cut it down even more. Are you talking to the audience? To the audience? Yeah.

Yeah. I listened to the pre the pre Dennis version. Jesus Christ. So I could probably talk about about gems of war for a couple days oh man speaking of uh talking about stuff i uh what let's just do a segue yeah that's a great segue speaking of talking about stuff i uh I have not had a lot prepared for this podcast for the last few weeks outside of the tattoo, which was kind of a visual gag. And I've been feeling kind of bad about it. And whenever that happens, typically I go and I'll just devote like a day or two days to just like brainstorming and trying to come up with shit. But I've been so busy with other creative work the last couple weeks for the company,

pitching some shows to the Achievement Hunter guys and some other stuff going on. And I just haven't been able to devote the time to it. And so I realized after lunch today, after I ran some errands, I was like, I've got to do a podcast with these guys in two hours. And I haven't really contributed anything in two weeks. I better get my shit together. What do I do? So I thought, I'm gonna get on my bicycle

because that's where I have my best ideas and I'm just gonna ride around and I'm just gonna come up with ideas on my bicycle and then I'll have a bunch of ideas. And so I did that. And so I have on my phone a bunch of notes of thoughts I had while riding my bicycle trying to come up with ideas for this podcast today.

If you guys want to hear them. How many thoughts did you have? Let me hold on. Let me get looking up here. How long did you ride? I rode for one hour. Okay. About 10.9 miles is what I rode.

I bet you had six thoughts. I was thinking the same. I had six thoughts. A thought every 10 minutes. Yeah, it's a good average. Yeah. First thought. Wouldn't it be fun if we all had a contest

to see if we could work out one muscle and then see if you could get inordinately big in that one, like your right calf or like your left bicep. Kind of like that character in that Lady in the Water movie who had the big one one big strong arm or like all the german people who uh do arm wrestling that only work out their their

one like the charger arm yeah or like a charger from left from left for dead yeah back to gaming yeah that's a great example uh but it doesn't have to be an arm one ab yeah like could you do an ab could you do like i just want to have the world's strongest neck, you know? I'm just going to do neck exercises. Or, like, I want a big, juicy booty, but everything else looks exactly as it does now, so I'm just going to do squats. Andrew should do ankles. Yeah, Andrew should absolutely do ankle exercises.

Like, you should have, like, Arnold Schwarzenegger ankles. I am going a different direction with it I would love to have an absurdly strong pinky just something that doesn't need to be but I could like it's a weird it'd be a weird flex if the pinky was jacked I don't think I've ever seen a jacked finger before I don't know if that's even possible I'm sure if you worked at it out enough you could jack your finger pretty hard. Isn't it mostly tendons, though, instead of your bog-standard muscles? How much do you think I could lift

with just my pinky currently? Well, I think you should test the force that it would take to pull it out of the socket and then slightly rest it there. How do I test that? I don't know. Huh. Well, do it on your off-pinky

because you might not be able to use it anymore. You don't want to do that to your good pinky. I don't think I need my pinky, really. I think pinky is an overrated finger. I don't think it's rated that highly. You think a pinky is superfluous? What are you going to balance your phone on without a pinky?

You would work... Let's say, okay, if there was like an NFL draft draft what about when you drink tea yeah i i hate them i'm my pinky always goes up and i hate it i hate it just it happens i hate that it always i have to catch myself drinking glass of water pinky up just always happens so i'd be okay if i lost my pinkies i think if there was like an nfl style draft seven rounds and people picked body parts i think the pinky is like the the punter of the body like it's a seventh round pick it's you probably need you would pick that before you'd like pick your appendix before your pinky oh 100 absolutely

i don't fully understand what my appendix does i know what my pinky is capable of doing i don't think i need it your appendix there's a there's like a 40 chance that at some point in your life your appendix will try to kill yes your pinky will never harm you whatever i've spent most of my life whenever i'd hear the term appendix bursting in my head it was always like a chest burster that like it would explode like a grenade yeah i assume that that's correct i don't think it is have you ever had your appendix out i have not but in turn like i'm saying visually in my head it was like skin exploding there it could be andrew here's the problem when everybody's tummy hurts they go to the doctor and they get their appendix removed

you never hear about people whose appendix explode because they put the pin in the grenade before before the detonation but for all we know that could be that could be why it's such a big goddamn deal to get somebody to the hospital because what if it's like it's so dangerous that if you were in the proximity of somebody's tummy you could get shrapnel like we might have a whole like it might be a whole thing because it's so goddamn dangerous uh that people take it so seriously there's a scene in ambulance involving a spleen that you'd probably i need to see it it's on streaming now i need to i need to is it really already yeah it's already like you can pay to rent it i need to do that i really think i like i was thinking what else i i don't respect wisdom teeth probably don't need but i view those as like spare tires

so i guess i'd i'd take i would take those over the pinky i really think the pinky would be the last thing i would take you would rather remove something you only have 10 of than something you have 32 of yeah because i just don't maybe you know maybe i will try a week where i don't use my my pinkies at all and just see what that's like yeah yeah maybe i'm greatly i'm not respecting the pinky potential shopping from the end caps as well yeah no no pinky no pinky in cap week okay i can do that uh here here's my second idea i was i was forgot. So I was, I was, I was writing down, you know,

mostly through neighborhoods, but I was looking for stuff to be inspired by. But pretty much all I saw was, was, well, you'll see. Pretty much all I saw was houses and shit, right?

So I got to thinking about reality TV and where we would make our, the best impact as a reality TV show. And then it hit me, we should flip houses together. Like, what if we were the property brothers or the,

or the, who the flipper flops or like I'm Christine on the coast and you're her ex husband or whatever. Uh, I bet we, I would like to see us with a tool belts doing some damage, fixing some shit up, making some dreams come true.

That was all. That was, I would like to build because andrew seems to bend his life to fit him as much as possible like putting keurigs in the bedroom and you know putting cereal in the toilet or whatever you do what i would love to build a house from scratch that is exactly to your specification yes it'd be sort of like that like andrew's version of the house of the future like you would see like in the 40s and the 50s they would build those model homes with all the like like near

future technology that was going to make your life so much easier and it was all shit like i would love to see that like if andrew designed a home from the ground up to be the perfect future proof andrew home it's so funny you say that because i had this thought literally the other day where i was wishing that there was something I think it was. I don't remember what it was. Maybe in my washing machine. I was like, ah, why do I have to go to a different room just for that? Like, that would be so handy.

It should be in my closet. So like when I change clothes, I immediately just put the old clothes in to be washed. And then I realized that if I built things under that vision, I would have an entire empty space of nothing. Everything would be in one space, and then the rest of the entire house would just be empty. That's a shithouse. I think it's a terrible idea.

I don't even think my vision is good. I would be miserable. I just have so much wasted space. I thought something similar. I was like, why aren't all kitchen cabinets dishwashers? Like you could just move shit between them. It's funny you say that because

another part, I can't take credit for this. This is from another comedy podcast that I heard months and months ago, but it's been sticking in my head the whole time. Somebody said, why not have two dishwashers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people do that and they just move stuff from one to the other. Yeah, you just move stuff from one to the other and then you never it's it's a perfect cycle right it makes so much sense we should absolutely i wish i i wish i had to that's a pretty pricey

way to not use kitchen cabinets though pretty pricey way and then also a waste of cabinets i didn't this is the problem if you and i design houses i it's funny because i just it was right before we we recorded i put this in my notes i had this for a while um this is a friend of mine's door and i was going to ask you gavin if this is like an overseas thing or if this is just like if we made a house so this worked look at these doors one is way too large and the other one is too big and it just makes me uncomfortable why is the handles why is the handle 80 up the other one is too big and it just makes me uncomfortable. Why is the handle 80% up the door? I don't know. Is it chest level?

It's so high up. It's a long door. I feel like that is what... I have no sense of scale. That looks like a really tall... What is that? Like an Australian plug? Where is this?

What's going on? This is New Zealand. It's a New Zealand home. But I just... i didn't know what's in the little demon cubby up top it just goes to the top of the house there's no there's no like it's just the the construction of it it's like wooden space it's like a crawl space but not at all developed i don't know why that that's where the baba lives it does that's what i felt i felt like it was a demon door but also it's just the other doors way too long like i feel like that would be us we just don't know how to measure things i love this that would be this is the

perfect location for a jackie chan chase to end up because you know he would come through the bottom one and he'd flip around and go straight through the top one and close it and the people behind him would be like, where'd he go? Oh! He would grab the top of it and like swing in with his legs like he'd kick out. Like I could see it so clearly. That's perfect. That is a Jackie Chan

door. Do you think Jackie Chan just has those sized doors in his home to escape from people? Gets into an argument with someone there's no following him. I couldn't, if you were a storm chaser like me, you could not,

I could not pursue Jackie Chan if he had doors like that. Oh God, there's no way. It'd be preventative. What, you gotta go get a stepladder? His house must be a labyrinth of like ladders and slides. What, that Winchester?

Fireman poles. Yeah, it's like that's... Oh, that's good. I think if I was to build you a house, Andrew, my first modification to making it not like a normal house is that the floor of the bedroom would be a lift and you'd be able to descend or... Yes. You'd be able to go to any floor via the bedroom would be a lift and you'd be able to descend or you'd be able to go to any floor

via the bed. If you want to wake up in the kitchen. He lives in the elevator. The bed is the elevator. Yeah, and your alarm could be like it just drops a little, scares the shit out of you, wakes you up, and then you go into the kitchen. You lean over, you've got your noodles or whatever,

your chow mein. to the kitchen you lean over you've got your you got your noodles or whatever you're your chow mein i love the idea of there being a two one-story house like you think it's a one-story house and literally an entire floor elevates to make it a two-story and then you're just down in the kitchen and people are like why is there this big open square where there's nothing inside and you're like don't worry about it i want comes down i want a house like the building in control you know how like rooms are constantly shifting like i just that would be ideal that'd be fun my bedroom is in the front of the home suddenly i don't know where my bathroom is it's on a different level now constant shift oh christ so what's idea three jeff oh uh sure uh remember i

was driving through neighborhoods looking at houses because it was all that was around and i was trying to be safe uh you guys you guys know what i think must work really well political signs you ever notice that you see political signs everywhere in people's yards all out front, like at a busy intersection. Anywhere there's a grass, a little plot of land, there's 400 political signs. And they say, well, I saw one today that said vote for Prop A. I have no idea if Prop A is good or bad. I'm not keeping up right now. But that got me thinking, if we're trying to get the word out, what better way than we make political signs for face that are like,

vote for prop F. Yeah. It's like face. And then people can put them in their yard all over America. And they're like, and on, you know, like when you drive by the church on like,

uh, on, you know, voting on Tuesday morning and it's like all the vote here, vote a key signs. And there's all the different like props and, you know, vote for this person and all the,

you know, this person for mayor, this person for County commissioner, railroad commissioner, governor, whatever. And then there's just like a bunch of vote for prop, prop F prop F.

People will be wondering around thinking, uh, realizing, well, I see a very strong correlation between people who want prop F and people who really don't want you to scrump. It seems to be. I wonder what's going on. That could be prop F. people who really don't want you to scrump. It seems to be. I wonder what's going on.

That could be prop F. It could be like more stringent scrumping rules. Oh, you think that or do you think it's like decriminalizing scrumping? Yeah. So the decriminalizing scrumping. Yeah. Free apples, free people. Yeah.

There you go. I always feel so dumb when I read free world vote yes on prop F I always feel so stupid when I see something a lot and I don't know what it stands for or what it means like the prop A stuff and for a while

in Austin there was I saw so many signs that said stop the pud and I don't know what pud is or. And I don't know what PUD is or what it I don't know if they stopped it. It always annoys me when I see an abbreviation or like an acronym so many times without ever being I'm always too lazy to Google it and I

never figure out what it is just by thinking about it. Like the other day I was looking at some baseball stuff and I couldn't figure out what RBI stood for. And it was just annoying the shit out of me. I i was like why is that not obvious to me what that is runs batted in rbi it's how many points you scored like you personally i didn't just say points because they're called runs oh i want to just say runs yeah runs batted in like how many runs like like like if i if you're on first base and i and batting, we're on the same team, and I hit a home run,

then I just got two RBIs. I got two runs batted in. And they count against the pitcher and they count for us. Okay. I didn't know how that worked. That makes sense. Yeah. So does the person, so it's a stat against pitchers then?

Not... Well, it's a stat against pitchers and it's a stat for... If I'm on first base, do I get anything for that? Yeah, you get a run scored. You get a run scored. Okay, I got it. But I don't get an RBI, because I wasn't... You didn't bat the run in.

You scored, yeah. So it counts as a run scored, and then two RBIs for the batter. So if you're on first, why wouldn't it be called RRI? Runs run in? Runs run in. Runs ran in well let's petition for for that change to be made that'd be in prop f that'd be in prop f that's that's the that's the prop f uh subsection 1a yeah this is the change we add to change it to runs ran in yeah what's the name of that symbol you always see in legal stuff like the squiggly like s with a circle in the middle of it squiggly s with a circle in it i immediately

thought to like the logo of the young and the restless when you said that i know that's not accurate but like that squiggly like thing that's where my brain immediately went i have no idea what you're talking about oh man post it is it is that just a y and r the squiggly young and restless thing that's the thing that like i i can see in my head i don't know what that is i don't think it's a character you guys know what i'm talking about no young and restless squiggly this is not where i thought political signs would oh this is Oh! This is... Here, I'll just post this. This is absolutely what I was thinking of when you said the squi... It is just a Y and an R.

I've never really paid attention to what it is, but it's just a bunch of squiggly lines in my head. Oh, yeah, it's the YR. It's the YR. It's a bunch of squiggly... I don't think that's in court documents. I looked up my squiggle, and it means section. Section. Okay. Can you show what the squiggle uh and it means section section okay yeah can you show what the

squiggle looks like can you can i see what the the squiggle is i don't think i even know what 's above yours what do you mean yeah he put he texted it it's in the discord chat oh i didn't even see that i've never seen that in my life oh we should make what is it called again section we should make section shirts is it called again? Section? We should make section shirts. We should all get section tattoos. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure? We'll help you breeze through security.

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So I guess internally I saw it. But that got me thinking about getting the word out about Prop F and just about creative ways to get the word out. And please remember, I was in a neighborhood, so all I was looking at were houses and trees. And that got me thinking about trees and how we could use trees more to our benefit. And that got me thinking

about like 20 years ago in Germany when they realized that fucking Hitler, like in the 40s, planted a bunch of trees in a forest in a swastika pattern so that like 40 years later when they bloomed and they came in in the fall, you see a bunch of swastikas in the landscape from aerial views.

And that got me thinking, we should make giant Ian tree sculptures in forests that you can only see from above and you won't be able to see for 50 years. I need to vote against Prop F now. Probably less of the Nazi inspired aerial art. I don't. Why? No, I'm not. I don't.

Why did you make that connection? You could have just explained it without tying it to Hitler. Why would, why would that do it that way? That's where I got the idea. Well, I got the idea from Reddit, but that's where I saw it posted.

No, you can't. We can't. Jeff, we can't do an idea that was from Hitler. We can't say inspired by with Hitler I'm not saying it was I know you're right about that I don't want to say

just did plagiarizes another artist and then like retroactively gives the writing credit I don't I don't want to give any credit to Nazis I just think it would be cool to make a tree to make a tree,

to make some sort of a design in the trees. Why would you describe it that way? We can't do it. It is a cool idea, but we can't do it now. It would be fine if you didn't preface it with all the other stuff. Nazis are bad.

Nobody's saying they're not. We're anti-Nazi. We're anti-Nazi on this podcast. Nobody's saying they're not. We're anti-Nazi. What are you doing? We're anti-Nazi on this podcast. Very, and nobody's questioning that. Nobody's saying, it's just, why did you do that? Well, that's where the, but that's what made me think of it. It was like, oh, those assholes. I love you.

They use trees for the power of bad, and I want to take it back and use trees for the power of good. To be fair, they probably took that idea from somewhere else. Yeah, they don't invent shit. They stole shit, right? Almost certainly. Just a weird comparable. It reminds me of when you did the coin thing. With the coin. Imagine the coin. You could have just

said what it was. You didn't need to give context to where the idea may have come from. I think context is always important. Not for that. That was a mistake. Just so we're clear, it would be an Ian logo or the f*** face logo.

That is not the thing that was the problem. We all get it. The Ian logo is great. Sourcing it to... It's terrible. I'm sensing a pattern here with jeff's it was just writing thoughts i'm gonna guess that um thought number five was about a road and thought number six was about the sky and then i think there's a lot of ideas so no uh thought number five thought number five was

building off of the ian trees which I think are a great idea. No! That got me thinking about other ways of non-traditionally promoting things from aerial views. And that got me thinking, if we owned a farm, like a corn or a wheat farm, I don't have one, but maybe we can pool our money together and get one. Unifarm, there you go. We could do crop circles.

We could do... I bet no one has ever done an Ian crop circle before. A crop Ian? Yeah. Like, you can only see it from a low-lying plane. Oh, from a low-flying plane, which we know... Do you want to credit Genghis Khan with the creation of the crop circle?

Like, how do you want to lead into this crop circle concept? Well, I didn't get to it through Genghis Khan. I got to the crop circle through the Ian trees, which I got to from the swastika thing. If you want me to follow it all the way back, I can. Genghis Khan was never a part of that. It came from the tree idea. I had the number four

on the bullet list. Anyway, I think a giant Ian crop circle would be quite fun to make and could be very clever. Yeah, don't we rent someone's crops? Yeah, do you have crops? Are you a regulation listener or a comment lever in possession of a large field of crop?

Would you mind if we came in the middle of the night while you're asleep and pretended to be aliens with a long board on some string and we flattened just a little bit, just a little of your crops, to make a standard head, ears where they go, nose up top.

That's all we got to do. That's all they got. Is that how they do it with a plank? Yeah. I can tell you. That's one of the ways to do it, for sure. Yeah. There's a couple different ways.

I was just imagining we'd make a big stamp. Just lower it down. Yeah. I like that method, or like a Zamboni like machine for crops and then my final money my zamboni it's great my final idea has nothing to do with crop circles or trees or planting any of the any of that stuff honestly it was actually my first idea but i pushed it to the last because I thought it was the weakest

and I wasn't sure we'd get through them all. My first one was just an observation that my notes are a mess. Just an absolute mess. Gavin showed me his f*** face notes the other night at dinner. We were at dinner with all those old, old, old people. His notes are, first off, many. He has hundreds

of notes. They all seem to make total sense. My notes, like, they're all sectioned to f*** face. My notes are like, it'll go like f*** face note, f*** face note, dimensions of a dresser, shopping list for Lowe's, f*** face note, ideas for a Minecraft series, social security number, phone number that I need to remember

for the chiropractor. It's just like, and then face note. And as I was even writing these notes, I was looking at him and I was like, I was reminded, I was like,

oh, well, here's your first note, buddy. You suck at notes. And then I should bring up how Gavin has really, really lovely notes. I mean, they're at least all organized but it doesn't help me remember what they mean like i would say 50 of them have been mentioned and the other 50 i wrote them down and lost the connection with what they actually

mean pull some up see if we can figure it out and decipher it i i recently got a a new printer because here's my goal in life is um to have a printer right that if you leave it for you know two weeks or more and then try to use it again it prints that would be a great idea for maybe revolutionary i wish there was one that did that but i got a new printer that has air print what is air print you just print from an ip, just without having to install anything. How does that work so far? It's worked once. I tested it by printing my face note. And when you see all that stuff printed onto paper,

and it's physically in front of you on several pages, it looks like the ramblings of a freaking lunatic. Let's see if we can decipher some of these, because I can't remember what I've talked about and what I've forgotten. By the way, as you're looking, can I just say, you hit on one of the greatest frustrations of my life, which is the fact that it's 2022

and printer technology still exists somewhere in 2006. Yeah. If I'm not making... I don't even want to print anything. If I look at my printer and then look away and look back, it's not good. My printer requires eye contact.

It's such fucking bullshit and Millie needs to print something once a month and every time I have to end up unplugging the printer, which is shoved into one of my shelves so I gotta rip it out of the shelf and unplug it for a while and plug it back in

and then put it in and then maybe it'll work but I might have to unplug it as many as three times just to get it to do the one thing that it's supposed to do Sorry, I just Biggest pet peeves it's like quantum rules involved that we don't understand that observing it sort of affects how it performs French lifeguard mad that I didn't interrupt him French lifeguard. Okay. Well, when were you last near a lifeguard mad that I didn't interrupt him. French lifeguard. Okay. Well, when were you last near a lifeguard?

I don't know. When were you last in France? I don't... He doesn't necessarily have to be in France. A Hitman game where you just have to place 47's shit. Oh, I think I can kind of decipher that. Flowers could have been manly. I'm sure that was just like a tradition thing

where it's just like, there's probably a universe where flowers are like a real bloke thing. Yeah. And women don't like them. Yeah. But someone at some point decided flowers were more feminine classically and then that stuck i like the idea of incorporating

sneaker culture to flowers being like you see those fucking roses holy shit somebody coming over to hang out with megan like where's gavin i thought he was home today and she's like he's in the garage playing with his tulips i finally understand the geographical importance of moving from philly to beverly hills i think that was the one i was yeah i was like i think i was just like one wheeling around and i was like oh that's actually quite a big move that's like thousands of miles. But as living as a kid in England and not understanding that those two places could actually be far apart, because my country is very small in comparison.

You can just drive anywhere in a day. It suddenly just hit me as I was like bopping along to it in my head. I was like, oh, damn, that's far. Well, it's also socioeconomically very far away too. He was in West Philadelphia, which was sort of a roughshod neighborhood at the time.

And all of the information is provided in the intro of the show. I just never picked up on all those cues of like, oh, that's the concept of the show. Was the song too good for you to understand the premise of it? Like it's a rare case where the intro song was too... You're just like, this is a fucking banger.

I think it's one of those things where you hear it as a kid and you know the words, but you don't listen to the words. It's kind of like the problem I had with A Galaxy Far, Far Away. It's like it'd gone in, but I'd never listened to it. And I never watched The Fresh Prince. I just knew the intro. So i also didn't get those clues from watching the show i see do you do you have ever or like maybe when you're a kid when you were in england around english people who speak with english accents do you ever listen

to like american music or like like say like that song and have trouble understanding the words because of american accents uh no because i grew up watching american tv so i guess so yeah this is so prevalent yeah i grew up on you know sabrina the teenage witch and keenan and cow so pretty the keenan street continues because i i was just like the 10th mention of Keenan. Goddamn. I was just in London for a week, and I'd say about 15% of the British people

I still can't understand. Oh, really? Just walking down the street. That's interesting. You'll hear some people talking, and you're like, whoa. That's funny. Do you do an impression?

Yeah, it's like the impression I... Remember the one I used to use to make fun of Dan? It's like that. I don't know if I'm up for it right now i remember it well yeah i thought it'd be a fun idea one day and i and i added a few um spaces after i after episode 100 came out so i'm now on like a a separate set of notes below that but i thought it'd be really fun to one day just print the list and uh like give it, give it to charity or something. Or like auction it for a... Like sign it and auction it for Extra Life or something.

Because it's just bizarre ramblings. And even I don't know what they are. It's fantastic. What if you print out a hundred? We'll staple them, print them. How many pages is it? It was up to episode 100, it was four pages of normal letters. All right, so we'll print a hundred of each,

then we'll staple them, and then we'll hit them all with baseball bats. It's like a notary. We're going to notarize them and make them official. Notarized ramblings. I can hit it with the gold foil

Ian stamp. Do you have a list, Andrew, that's constantly being added to, or are you just like separate notes sort of guy? I sort of, I delete, so I write a bunch of things. If I have a bigger thing I've planned, this is sort of in my head, but when I sit down typically the night before and write down all the ideas that I remember talking about, put them in a list, and then I'll delete them

as we talk about them as we record. So I don't have an ongoing list. I should, huh? I regret not having that. It'd be interesting to go back and see like where different things were. Or sometimes, you know, like you'll have a thing on a list that you plan on using and then just doesn't come up. So it'll just be on there for multiple weeks. Um, yeah, I don't even go. I will say I love your, I'm going back to one of the concept. We didn decipher the hitman thing i think what that is is in hitman you have unlimited inventory for certain items and the premise of like after he's done a job he has 27 bottles of vodka in his suit six rubber ducks nine knives like i think that that might be like the absurdity of those games where like when you finish if you think about the weight of those items and just trying to maneuver with them it's

hilarious it's a very funny premise i think it was just that you can you can have a weapon stash and then you'll go into like a bathroom or like a stock room and there'll be a freaking giant sniper rifle in there or something and it'd be an interesting part of the game to have to be the person who either goes ahead of 47 or who clears up after him would be like a funny concept for DLC or something like that. Because in the older games, if

you left stuff behind, if you left like your suit, it would cost you because they'd have to send people in to go and pick it up if you left the weapon on the floor. So basically it'd be like the Hitman cleanup crew. Yeah. That's a great idea just going with a mop i was just thinking more like the the reverse side of that of you know like the concept of coming home from work and like getting out of your work clothes like 47 having to do that and pull the seven ducks he has in his pocket out

like just the annoyance of like what his work brings yeah just six muffins yeah five burgers like it's the most random dumb stuff it'd be heavy that'd be a funny if if i uh use tiktok or something that'd be a funny uh just it'd be like dressed as 47 walking into a room and just like throwing stuff on the floor or on the bed it's like a vr game in my head of like you have to lift up your jacket and just like physically remove all of the shit that you brought with you that'd be a funny little short to film of like wife uh like in bed in like a king-size bed with like fluffy pillows everywhere like a floral print duvet and she's like reading of like she's like reading a better housekeeping or like a vogue magazine or like a like a copy of the new yorker and her husband comes in and he's like taking his life and she's like long day and

he's like the usual and then he starts emptying his pockets on the coffee on like the dresser you know yeah i could watch pin billfold you know some paper clips uh then it's like the little like piano wire that you slit throats with and then the ducks and then a sniper rifle and just keeps piling up. 19 key cards. Yeah. I would love to submit that to Matt Bragg for like a challenge accepted,

like a weird episode where you just have to like walk into the bank level of Hitman 2 or something, pick up as much shit as possible and then see if you could hold all that stuff in real life on your person. I like that it plays, you always hear about with women's

clothes, their lack of pockets, like the obnoxious thing that he has so many fucking pockets. Well, that was what I was trying to solve with the wrist pocket, right? Was to add a pocket on the body because women's clothes are bullshit. You know, we actually did something similar to this Gavin, way, way, way, way, way back

in the early aughts, probably around 2009, 2010, for Immersion, that series we used to do where we attempted... Well, then you did it after I stopped. You did the next iteration of it, where you try video game principles in real life to see how they work. And we had all of the weapons you would carry with you in Doom

that you had to carry on your body and see how you could traverse the battlefield. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Was that the one with an explosion in it yeah i think so i think it had an explosion and we had like 80 pounds of or like 800 pounds of guns on her around her and you were locked in a car laughing uh at jack oh that was the same day yeah you mentioned that we mentioned that on the on that pot on the annual anal passage podcast that we did on monday yeah oh man at dinner the other night jeff and i were talking about face jeff was like yeah you know i think we're done with the bovril phase i wonder what the next phase will be and i was just and i was just about to say oh i've got a pretty good invention and jeff was like i think i'm done inventing shit i was like oh, oh. I did. I said, I think I'm going to take a break

from inventing stuff for a while. I don't want to get too old. And Gavin goes, well, I was just about to say, I've created the next Nice to Threat You. No, but it's something I can hold on to until enough people have new inventions for the next round of Uniform Pitching. I like that idea.

I've just got something in the bag. It's not a standalone thing. It wouldn't hold up on its own. But if there were two other inventions to dampen the blow, I'm sure it could work. Take some extra notes so that six months from now when we get back to it, you recognize what it is. Oh, that's a good point. I don't think I've written that one down.

Speaking of Bovril, we recorded last week. Those popsicles took the life out of me. I was a full zombie afterwards. I don't really remember the episode we recorded afterward week those popsicles took the life out of me i was a full zombie afterwards i don't really remember the episode we recorded afterward i was drained i was just physically exhausted for the whole day and i'm like i can never have bovril again i need to take a break from that salad cream is ruined pancakes are are on the on the bench right now as well as it's like oh this is terrible and i went to my mailbox and i opened my mailbox and there was a package waiting for me and i was so excited

for a brief moment and then i realized it's the bovril that gavin said so now i have two full bottles of bovril that i have no idea what i'm gonna do with well i can tell you what you're gonna do with them you're gonna spread one on. Well, I can tell you what you're going to do with them. You're going to spread one on toast and have it that way. And then you're going to, you're going to take a teaspoon of the other and you're going to mix it in boiling water and drink it like coffee. I,

one day we will get one day. One day. Listen, we, I feel like we hit Bovril pretty hard for about four episodes there. I think that, I think the world could use a little, a Bovril break.

So we're going to have to do it tomorrow. I just like that message world could use a Bavril break. I certainly can. I just like that message I got on Amazon. Your package was left in the mail slot. What shape is that? Are you just going to tip it away? No. No, I'll save it and maybe I'll try it again down the road, but we're on break.

We're on break with the Bovril. It might be a good way to heal your Bovril damage. In what way? Well, just you had it in its worst form, potentially. Yeah, potentially. To have a nice, delicious warm cup might heal the taste. I feel like you need to try a Bovril pop. It might melt your frozen Bovril heart.

Because I haven't had Bovril in any other form, it'd be interesting to hear from you. As someone who likes Bovril, is it a worse version of Bovril, or do I just not like Bovril? Well, what's your favorite food? That's a tough one. Probably chicken.

I'd say a chicken dish, or like a chicken parmesan. Right. So if you had to eat like a chicken ice cube, you probably wouldn't like it. But then if you had chicken after, you'd be like, damn, chicken's good. That's a fair comparable, but Bovril sold

Bovril Pops. Like it was a thing that they did. That's fair. So I don't know. I feel like when the company endorses the product in that way, it's a different comparable. Does anybody sell chicken pops? Because if not, Unifor could get in that way. It's a different comparable. Does anybody sell chicken pops? Because if not, Unifor could get into that world.

Hold on, Googling. Frozen chicken pop. I can see a chicken noodle soup pop type thing. Oh, God, who would want that? I bet you there's Lester. Lester makes terrible sodas. That's the company that does the ranch soda. I bet you they got a chicken soda. Ohester makes terrible sodas like that's the company that does like the ranch soda I bet you they got like a chicken

God that's the ugliest thing Just looks like normal like a Kiev or or something yeah i don't know it was for the for the audience it's just a a piece of fried chicken in the shape of a popsicle with a popsicle stick and it's like it just it's fucking gross and i gotta get out of it is it weird that looks really good to me it's called chicken popsicle nuggets oh my god i think if you remove the stick it looks great but the stick's great for dipping it's already dippable it's it's bread oh my god you know what we could call it what pop chickles i hate it pop chickles i love it beautiful dust off that idea we're back to invent

frozen popchickles oh my god i inspiration has struck oh i'm going to uh here this is a i had a friend send me this food recently and i think it's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen they loved it i i fucking i thing I've ever seen. They loved it. I fucking, I had a visceral reaction when I saw it. Fruit sushi. Horrendous. You like that? You think that looks great?

Well, what's the white stuff? Is it rice or is it fruit? It's rice. It's rice. The white stuff looks rice. What's the green stuff? I don't know. I still don't know.

I've been trying to figure that out for days. If it's fruit, then I'm all about that. It looks like a fruit loop. You like that. Dude, I love fruit't know. I've been trying to figure that out for days. If it's fruit, then I'm all about that. It looks like a fruit loop. You like that. I thought I... Dude, I love fruit, man. What would be bad about that? Well, some sushi has fruit in it. Like, you get some mango in there

sometimes, or... It's too much, and the fact that it comes with like a fuckin' Nutella dip, like, it's just not what I want from sushi. I would eat the shit out of that. I would love that. Guys, I guess I would eat the shit out of that. I would love that Guys from what I can tell there does not exist A frozen chicken flavored popsicle. I think the market might be wide open for us. This is exciting

This is really exciting and a parrot with fruit sushi, although it seems like that's been done before you want to stick that in prop F I want to know i want to know what the green thing is i've been trying to figure it out for days i don't know i think it kind of looks fruit roll up it looks like a fruit roll up if that's a fruit roll up sign me up i would prefer it without i prefer that as like a thinly sliced melon or something or like cucumber or something yeah cucumber if if the rice was like coconut, then I could get on board, but the fact that it's like sushi rice. You don't get rid of rice and fruit.

I don't. Those are all things individually I enjoy, but combined, I think it's terrible. Now, this would limit your ability to eat it. It'd make it a quicker deal, but what if the rice was just like shaved ice like from a like from i'm all in at that point i'm out like it's fruit really shaved ice wrapped in uh i guess either a cucumber or a fruit roll-up i'm all in i think that's great ice ice to me isn't

useful in the food it's like good in a cooler if I'm keeping shit cold that's liquid. I don't want to eat ice. I don't want ice in my drink. What about a snow cone? A snow cone is so good. No, get out of here. Get out of here. When was the last time you had a snow cone?

Probably with you. I could just see Gavin in a park eating a fucking hot chicken popsicle and be like, get out of here and throw the snow cone. We're going to Bahama Bucks soon

and you're going to get a snow cone and you're going to fucking like it. Or else. What's that little place that's on 51st Street? Like a snow cone place? Yeah. Is it still there?

Oh, oh. Casey's? New Orleans snow Cones? Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't, you know, it's fine. That place is okay. There's better places to go. I mean, that place is like an awesome institution.

But no, no, we're going to go to Bahama Bucks. We're going to go to the suburbs to a chain and get you some snow cones. You want nerd flavored snow cones? They got nerd. They got a Red Bull snow cone they just came out with, I saw. God damn it. Emily's on the mailing list yeah we've been going like once a week america i next time i'm in austin i want

a snow i fucking love snow couch snow cones are the best they're incredible i it hurts me that gavin doesn't like oh no i've just never had a good one give me a good one you've you've never had a good one uh i've never had one that was like anything to write home about. Look at what's going on on that website. Okay. Tell me you don't want. Look at that menu. Oh, it's more than shaved ice.

It's a menu. Shaved ice and snow cones. Oh, so is this different to like, the one I've had was just like ice and then they drizzle a bit of syrup or something in it. I think it's, that's the heart of it still. That's the heart of it. Yeah. There's like a million different ways. You end up with like bits of ice down the side that never had the flavor in it. I think that's the heart of it still. That's the heart of it, yeah. It's just this looks fancier. You end up with bits of ice down the side that never had the flavor touch it.

That's just part of the experience. No, it's a shit experience. No, it's a great, it's a top tier experience. I have a new candy. I wasn't sure if I was going to bring this up. I don't know if it's better than the gummy nerds,

but I just recently discovered that there are Skittle gummies. The Skittle Wildberry gummies, very good. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude, I've had those. I've never had, I just discovered them recently.

I was like, these are fucking great. I gotta talk about these gummies. Yeah, no, you're dead on with those. Wildberry specifically. Yeah, those are really good. Wildberry specifically, very good. I don't really care for the Wildberry Skittle,

but the gummy, fantastic. Yeah. I can't believe you don't like snow good. I don't really care for the Wildberry Skittle, but the gummy, fantastic. Yeah. I can't believe you don't like snow cone. I stand that. He's fucking British. He doesn't like anything cold in your mouth. You know what? I just don't want ice in my mouth.

I don't know why, but a chicken, a hot chicken popsicle does feel very British to me. I can see that. I don't know why, but there's something very British. Please call it by its official uniform name, the Pop Chickle. The Pop Chickle.

We need to seed it as such. We need to get that name out there. Being from England, I like the idea of stuff that keeps me warm, and that just looks like a hearty meal on a stick. This dude would rather eat warm beef juice than a nice

cold banana and black cherry snow cone on a hot day. He'd be like, no, I'm going to dip my Pop Chickle in my Bovril and soak that up. You are 100% correct. What would you put on a Pop Chickle? Do you dip? Do you cover it? What is your...

Like ketchup? Do you just go ketchup? I just go ketchup cover it? What is your... Like ketchup? Do you just go ketchup? I just go ketchup. What do you put your... Well, it goes back to what do you use for your chicken nuggets? I use ketchup. I could do barbecue sauce, but it's hard to beat ketchup. I feel like barbecue sauce would be good.

Yeah, I think I could try barbecue sauce. I wish more places made tempura. Like that should be... It's like you deep fry it,. Like, that should be... It's like you deep fry it, right? That should be something that's more available. I hate that you have to... It's limited to essentially Japanese places. Like, I want to be able to go to McDonald's

and get tempura. I want someone to make me fruit sushi with frozen ice. Now. Like, shaved ice. I'm pretty sure that doesn't exist in the world, but now I'm thinking about it. That's going to be a nightmare

because it's going to... It's going to melt. If it melts, then you've got nothing to eat. It's just going to spread out in the... Well, the way it works, the way it works, right, is the way it would work. I went to our favorite restaurant last night, Gav.

The one that, you know, you and I, we went to recently together. And for dessert, they give you like, for instance, last night, they usually give you this shaved ice with a little bit of creme fraiche, which I could take or leave, and then pomegranate. But they've changed it now, so it's strawberry. So it's like strawberry shaved ice with little bits of strawberry and then creme fraiche. And it was so good. But it's like you get like, it's like a little digestif, right?

Like you get it like right at the end of the meal. It's basically two bites and you're done. I think that the presentation would have to be similar. You would get like just one little sushi roll or two little sushi rolls. And then it's not meant to stick around. It's meant to just be like a little. I feel like those little bowls you get there,

it's like one grain size up from a sorbet. It's like somewhere in between a snow cone and a yeah okay sorbet is great big fan of sorbet oh yeah i absolutely love i'll take just about anything cold yeah i think i think it's a different story like like gavin gavin grew up in the cold and dreary wet gray england and then i grew up in hot, sticky Alabama on the ocean. And so it was just like 100% humidity and heat all day, every day of my life. So I was looking for any excuse

to put something cold in my mouth. Yeah, makes total sense. Yeah. Bye. What? Okay. He's saying bye. No, it's just because it's four.

Oh. I guess we should wrap up this podcast. We don't want to keep you, Gavin. There you have it. Gavin's done. He's had enough of this podcast. I was just doing Eric's job. He's not here, so he doesn't yell at us.

Hopefully, he'll see fit to show up and dain us with another hour of this presence. Next week on episode 104, we sure do appreciate it. I could have talked to you for hours, audience. Keep going. As I know Andrew could as well. Yeah. But other people intervened and you have to be respectful to well, the worst of us, honestly. So there you have it.

Episode 103 in the books. Like and subscribe or whatever. Love you. Bye. Hey guys, regular fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Let's talk Freddy versus Jason. Annual pass has the best selling F*** Face shirt. Alexa is a religious figure. Gavin can't get over the overkill. This will be a November to remember.

Have we discovered the previously on guy? And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.