Regulation Podcast - Dick Got Shot By a Laser // Will Andrew Betray Gavin? [113]

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about trying to get Eric again, Geoff's vasectomy, someone wrecked Gavin's jetski, stolen tennis balls from a wrecked car, CPAP fart update, insult grid socks, Survive Block Island paranoia, the screen matched baseball, and crisps gauntlet. Download the full audio at: https://bit.ly/3ataI0e  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face) and Fum (http://breathefum.com/face + code Face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey and with me as always, Andrew Payton and Gavin Free. This is episode 113, season four, year three, chapter one. And who else is here? Who did I say? You said Andrew, Gavin? I'm going to be honest. This fell in the 30%.

I wasn't listening. Oh, I guess Nick and Eric are here. Thanks for showing up, dickhead! Gavin, this is arguably worse than your first one. I was trying to get someone to serve showing up, dickhead! Gavin, this is arguably worse than your first one. I was trying to get someone to serve it up, and I was serving it up myself, and I spiked it into the ground. All right.

Hold on. Let's try again. With me, as always, Gavin Free, Andrew Panton. Of course, Nick is always here. Oh, look who showed up today. Eric. Good to see you, buddy. Oh, you kind of set it in the...

Yeah, you didn't set it up. You just followed through. Who do we have with us? Let's see, we got Gavin and Andrew as always, and then, of course, Nick and... Oh, Eric. No, that's still... I don't think you understand. Yeah, I think you're still too much in one direction. You're still missing. Okay, okay. We're moving on. It's Nick's week now.

My name is Jeff Ramsey, and with me, as always, Gavin Free, Andrew Panton, Nick, and Eric. Look who decided to show up. Thanks, Andrew. You're welcome. I got you. That was like pulling teeth. That was worse than the first one.

I don't know what happened. I was so... We didn't mention it between episodes but I was so excited and I just no one gave it to me oh god episode 113 I believe right yeah yeah he did that already anyway so you dick got shot by a laser or something I don't know how this works what happened oh you're talking about my I got a vasectomy. Yeah. I got, what's today? Thursday, I got it on Tuesday morning.

And let me tell you, it's no big deal. They said it was nothing to be worried about. I will tell you, I made one mistake, so if I can provide a little bit of knowledge for any prospective vasectomies. The way it went down is,

by the way, I was in and out in 45 minutes. Like it is such a non-event. I, you go, I'd like, they gave me a volume to take. I took a volume and then they were like,

you should be good to go now. Just lay on this table. And I was like, oh, there's nothing else. And they're like, well, you can have laughing gas.

And I was like, that sounds great. I'll do that. And they go, well, it's $95. And I was like, cool. I'll take three and i was like that sounds great i'll do that and they go well it's 95 dollars and i was like cool i'll take three you know i was like just fucking i'll give me give me an order of seven laughing gas then uh so anyway i stick a little laughing gas to my mouth and then

uh then i was just having a good time uh here's what i will say everything went fine the doctor was really cool uh the urologist he talked a lot about jet skiing actually on Lake Austin. So we had jet skiing to talk about. Uh, but then at one point he goes, man, you did a really shitty job shaving your balls. And he didn't say it in a,

like a funny way. He was like really agitated. And so I guess, and I was like, Oh man, was that a fucking terrible? Uh, yeah,

we were supposed to shave the area and I thought I did, but, uh, I'm not to his, uh, uh not to his specification so here's what i say if you're gonna get a vasectomy shave your balls really well because they don't like it they get annoyed so what was the issue you just missed big clumps or it was like the stubble was too long i guess stubble i don't know i didn't get into it i mean i was on a Valium and having gas, and he was like, he had like, you know, he'd cut my dick open and had tubes in it and stuff. So, yeah, so that's the hardest part. The hardest part about getting a vasectomy is the opprobrium that you hear from the urologist

if you don't shave your balls well. So shave. It's so hard to shave the balls. I don't know how to do it right. Apparently, I don't shave your balls well. So shave. It's so hard to shave the balls. I don't know how to do it right. Apparently, I don't either. So I can provide you with no guidance. Did you go wet shave or just a little buzz? I shaved in the shower with a straight razor.

I don't like to use the buzzers because they always like clip and hurt. Or it's like a face razor. Yeah. Okay. That's different. Not like a cutthroat barber. Not like you're not sweet-totting your balls balls yeah I'm not yeah exactly this isn't gangs of New York

I always think of that scene in the Peter Pan Disney thing where like Smee is shaving the seagull by accident with that cutthroat razor you know what I'm about no like the old animated one yeah it's like sat on Captain Hook's towel and he thinks it's his head and then the seagull flies off and he thinks his head went... Oh, that's so familiar. Yeah, it's great.

I loved it as a child. I haven't watched that. I'm imagining Jeff like toweling up his balls with a warm towel in the game. Cracking them with a cutthroat. I'll tell you what is a little weird is I can feel the stitches in my balls depending on how I sit.

And they're not painful, but it's just a weird feeling. Try to avoid feeling your stitches. Yeah, there it is. That's the thing. I don't think I've seen that in like 20 years. It kind of, there's a little bit of balls imagery yeah that as well the way it it looks like balls clearly doing a better job than i did what a weird thing for your brain to remember to just have that ready to go i don't know where i plucked that from

so is there was i'm gonna be honest there's somebody i wasn't listening part of that is laser involved you get zapped i don't think so no listening to part of that. Is the laser involved? You get zapped? I don't think so. No laser? Because I feel like I've heard the laser option before. I'll be honest. It was explained to me a bunch, but I don't hold on to a lot of information. That's fair.

Here's what happened. They explained the process to me at the time, and I thought, that makes sense. That seems safe. That's acceptable. I no longer need to remember this process. And so I know that I have an incision on my shaft, just before my shaft and my balls touch,

that's got like five stitches in it. And I know that they went in there and they did something to my vast deference. I think they cut it in half and cauterize it or put some titanium caps on it, like the little ringlets that are on your shoelaces or whatever. Yeah. And something along those lines. And now I don't make babies anymore, but I got to jizz 60 times first.

So and I can't I can't residue. Yeah. You got to jizz like 30 times and then give them a sample. And then there's another 20 to 30 times and then give them a second sample. then jizz another 20 to 30 times and then give them a second sample and I'm not supposed to get an erection for another like six days so oh because it's bad for the skin

well I think you just don't I mean I think you might pull or tug or do something I don't think you're supposed to be using those parts while they heal up on the inside too so but I also haven't felt like there have been a few moments but yeah but for while they heal up on the inside too. But I also haven't felt like... Brandy?

There have been a few moments, but yeah. But for the most part, it's... Yeah, you don't want to rip a stitch. Nick says, for the most part, you're just like honestly

sitting on the couch with like frozen peas on my nuts. Wait, so you have to wait a week before you have to start taking the shots? Yeah, they want you to wait about eight to 14 days before you have to start taking the shots? Yeah, they want you to wait about 8 to 14 days before you start popping off.

And you gotta be real gentle. That's why you also... No jet skiing for at least a month. No bike riding for at least a month. Holy shit! I forgot! I got a fucking jet skiing story to tell you, dude. Oh, shit! So Sunday, I went jet skiing. Impromptu jet skiing when it was 113 oh so so sunday i went jet skiing impromptu jet

skiing when it was 113 degrees outside because emily and i were bored to death and we realized we were like she was like you're not gonna be able to jet ski again for like another five or six weeks and i was like hey that's a really good point uh because i won't be able to you know slam on my nuts and she was like let's do you want to just like get one last jet ski in before you can't go anymore and i was like let's fucking go so we r to just like get one last jet ski in before you can't go anymore? And I was like, let's fucking go. So we raced down there.

Uh, we knew it was going to be hot. It was brutal. Uh, it was actually the least fun I've ever had jet skiing. Uh, I still had fun, but it was just like so many people out there and it was so choppy and

hot and it was just like, couldn't get going. Couldn't go faster than like 30 the whole time. Gav, because it was so, it was so choppy. Like I've never, usually like the cool thing about jet skis

is if it's like really choppy at like 20 30 miles an hour you get up to 50 and it just kind of goes over all that smooth it was not like that it was it was not doable um so it's actually a little stressful but here's a fucking crazy jet ski story dude when we pull up and we and you know the the dude shows up uh with four four or six jet skis on a trailer and then you like have the conversations you sign the paperwork and then he like puts you on jet skis and throws you in the water well the jet ski that you used the last time gavin in the high five video that jet ski yeah was fucked up it was on the it was on the uh it was on the trailer and the handlebars were like hanging off to the side and the front was all dented in and it just looked like part of the engine was like

hanging off and it looked someone wrecked my jet ski and emily goes oh my god what happened what happened to that jet ski and he goes oh yesterday we had a whole fucking thing. Apparently, some people rented the jet skis, and they were trying... Listen, this is insane. First off, they got into a mid-air collision going 40 miles an hour. Oh, no. And they said, yeah, we don't understand it.

This is what the jet ski guy told us. He was like, yeah, they said, yeah, we were only going about 40 when we hit. So we didn't think it'd be that bad. I don't know if you've ever been in a jet ski. 40 miles an hour in a jet ski is very fucking fast. And the way they did this was apparently they were jumping on the same wake,

like on the same wave and at 40 miles an hour. So they were that close to each other. So they were on the same wave. And so the wave pushed them together in the air and they collided. And one of them broke their fucking arm and they had to be like pulled out of the water and like medevaced out.

Oh, Jesus. That could have been us. No, because we're not idiots. I mean, we're close. We go, when we do high fives, we do it at a high five miles an hour. We do it at a speed where the only other person who might be excited that we high-fived on jet skis goes oh pretty underwhelming yeah i don't want

to make light of this because it sounds like somebody was seriously hurt but the entire time i was just waiting for a swan attack to be responsible i looked all over for the swan it wasn't around i was probably too hot for the swan. But yeah, like I... So there is proof right there. Hitting each other at 40 miles an hour, not a good idea. What about 35? That's...

We'll have to find out. We'll have to... 35 seems much safer to me. That is crazy. 40? I can't believe they're alive. Collided in the air at 40 miles an hour and just destroyed that fucking jet ski, dude. I wonder't believe they're alive. Collided in the air at 40 miles an hour and just destroyed

that fucking jet ski, dude. I wonder what the ankle was. I don't know. The other one seemed fine. I mean, I rode the other one and it was totally fine. That's what happened to Hulk Hogan in Baywatch. Macho Man almost killed him. They were riding off the same wave and they went up above

and Macho Man landed on Hulk Hogan. He got knocked unconscious. Pamela Anderson saved hulk hogan i think it was probably similar to that yeah yeah i guess if we need a visual recreation of probably what happened baywatch is our source we got this the wrestler you go to the you go to the experts yes i was speaking of vehicles i meant to ask this in the last one we recorded. Do you have a car now, Jeff? Yeah, I got my car back. Okay, your car's good? It didn't get crashed again on the way?

No, the one crash was the only crash. Although I will say those motherfuckers, it couldn't be any further away from me in Austin. Like the absolute ass into town. And so I made them bring it to me because I was like, you guys fucking wrecked my car. You can bring it to me. And they're like,

okay. So they bring it to me. They were actually nice about it. I appreciate it. And then I got a call like or I got a text like two days later and they go, hey, we just realized we have all your tennis balls. We're really sorry about that. We took them out of the trunk, I guess, and we forgot to put them back in. So I ran and checked and sure enough, all my tennis balls. We're really sorry about that. We took them out of the trunk, I guess, and we forgot to put them back in. So I ran and checked,

and sure enough, all my tennis balls are gone. I have like 60 tennis balls in my trunk because, you know, I play tennis. And my rackets are still there, thank God. And he goes, do you want us to bring them by? And I go, well, yeah, obviously. I want my fucking tennis balls. And he's like, okay.

And then I didn't hear anything for like five days. And then I get another text and the guy goes, hey, we're real busy. I'm real sorry. I don't know when we're going to be able to get those tennis balls to you. If you want to come get them.

And I was like, just bring them when you can. I'm not driving down there. It's your fuck up. And they're like, oh, well, we'll see when we can. We'll try to figure something out. And I'm like, see that you do.

Thank you. Being firm. Putting your foot down, wreck my car and steal my tennis balls. No, no, sir. That's a lot of tennis balls.

It is. It seems like I've played tennis. I feel like I'd never have more than six. Well, what you can do is when you start tennis, you can go to a place like play it again, sports in Austin and buy a whole bunch of used tennis balls. Got it.

Cheap. Okay. That's what I did. I greatly greatly misunderstood tennis when i first started playing i started playing when i was like i don't know six or something like that and i thought power it was all about power not it's the opposite of what you want i was playing it like it was baseball and so i just hit it as hard as i could every time it came to me i was like you with the baseballs jeff i was hitting them at the court i was just hitting them as fast and as hard as I could. Fly out. They hated me.

I didn't play properly at all. I would hit them out of the court and be like, yeah, I did it. Great job. I got so proud of myself. Do you still play? I haven't played in a long time, no. I don't actively play. Does that answer your question?

Probably wouldn't do you any favors for the marathon. No, would not be helpful. Yeah, you got to work on those ankles do you protect those ankles man you gotta protect those yeah you gotta you gotta put the the bubble wrap at a bubble wrap everything bubble wrap the court um i wonder how long you run in a game like tennis like if you track that what the average distance is yeah total distance i imagine soccer would be the largest total distant moves per game yeah it's gonna be several miles you'd think yeah i'd love to know how much like a star soccer player runs and distance in a season how many marathons they do seems like google could probably answer that yeah probably i just never considered it and what do you think the the opposite of that is in the sports world?

Darts? The least amount of movement. Darts is pretty good. Curling. Curling. There's a person that doesn't... They slide. Bowling.

Golf is probably the most distance with least effort going from place to place. Yeah. And you're just walking down the course. I wrote tennis match four to five miles wow volleyball not volleyball in that no no tetherball i meant tetherball i said volleyball i meant tetherball oh yeah there's not not a whole hell of a lot of movement in tetherball what that's just the ball and the string yeah where i have to go around you're trying to get it hey gavin i just remembered i was supposed to ask this last episode i wrote it it down. How are your CPAP farts going?

Have you recorded any? No, well, I didn't take it to England. So I immediately voided all of my insurance. Oh, no. Because it took me over there. Not that I finished any full nights anyway, but I just thought because I am now paying for it, I haven't bothered to use it again yet.

anyway but i just thought because i because i am now paying for it i haven't bothered to use it again yet i'm gonna try a full a full face mask instead of the uh just under the nose one that was the suggestion from a lot of the sea pappas out there the sea papas uh please keep us updated i had a situation the other day where i was trying to crawl out of bed i had to use the bathroom so trying to like crawl out of bed and not make too much noise so I'm crawling out of bed and every every literal crawl down I'm like you know I'm gonna be quiet I'm gonna be very selective every time I move backwards I farted and it sounded like a duck call it was so loud but also like short and it happened four times in a row it was disastrous it was the loudest doing it well, because I was trying to move out of bed. I wasn't on purpose. Just every time I moved, a duck call

came out. It was like, it was blowing a duck whistle with my ass as I was trying to get out of bed. It was very loud. It was not sneaky at all, but it made me think, you know, loud farts. So wait, you're four backwards crawls away from getting out of bed? Uh, yeah, I guess I was.

Yeah, I was. To get from the top to the bottom. Yeah. Oh, because you're starting up Pillow Mountain. Yeah, because I'm on top of the mountain. I need to descend. I need to acclimate, so there's a little pause two down. Three fives to get down the mountain

and one to get out of bed. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it was four. I just remember four duck calls. Did you wake anyone up? Probably. Almost certainly I did. But yeah, there was four. I just remember four duck calls. Did you wake anyone up? Probably. Almost certainly I did. But yeah, there is no.

The biggest problems in your life are just navigating your room. Dark at night. Quietly. I'm disappointed. I wish there were more farts in your life. I was enjoying this. Made me happy. There are certain things.

That's great. I hope it. I mean, I hope it works for you as your friend. But there's also 20% of me that hopes it's somehow worse. Just 20? Yeah. Just 20. Yeah.

Man, there's something wrong with me. Okay. Well, there are certain things, certain failings that exist in the world that make me happy to know that they're there because I can just assume that they've happened like you i'm assuming you still haven't fixed if your doorbell rings while you're sitting on your toilet that it can't flush like that's yeah that's just a thing that exists in the world that keeps me happy i might be having like a tough moment and then i'll think about the fact you might be sitting on a toilet right now that is unflushable. It's great. I love that as well that that wasn't what Jeff's dream was about. No.

No, not at all. My dream was just about you being mad at me because I inconvenienced you by knocking on the door at the wrong time of the day. I saw an interesting comment. What would your reaction be if Jeff actually did that, Gavin? If he was there way too early for no reason and woke you up? Would you care? In real life? Yeah, in real life. What would your reaction be if Jeff actually did that, Gavin? If he was there way too early for no reason and woke you up?

Would you care? In real life? Yeah, real life. What would your reaction be? I'd just be concerned, I think. You think you'd be annoyed? No, I wouldn't be annoyed. I'd be like, oh, shit. Never going to happen. Never. Not a concern.

Yeah, I'd probably be like, oh, someone's died. That would be your assumption if Jeff showed up to your house early that somebody's dead? Hey, man, I'm here at your house to let you know somebody died. Well, I would assume I'm getting in the car. I could have called or texted, but this seems more intimate. I don't know. I feel like if my phone rings. I want to see.

I want to break your heart face to face. Yeah, that's a weird move to say somebody's dead. Well, I mean, who just shows up unannounced? Anyway, have a good day. I'll see you later. Yeah. Also, here's this cucumber

somebody left. Is this here? I don't want to... That don't that sounds terrible i hate this thing that you've created i don't think i would go to i have fortunately have not had to tell anybody that anyone has died that's not true that actually isn't true i have had to but i didn't have to knock on a door you i don't want to travel to do that no you nobody's making you i think it's a phone call yeah uh i think yeah definite phone call but do you leave a message if it goes to voicemail is that messageable or do you have to be talking to the person i think it's like a hey gab it's jeff um i know you're probably busy right, but I really need to talk to you. So if you could call me back when you get a chance.

Okay, so you're not saying the person is dead in the voicemail. What a bad message to get. You're saying you need to talk. Yeah. Hey, Gab, it's Jeff. I got some weird news about Andrew. Call me back. Is it?

Weird news? That's by far the worst. It's like, what is that going to be? It's definitely bad, but it's weird. I like the delivery of what was it? Lame beer. The guy in office space. It's like, yeah, you're going to have to come in on the weekend.

Like the way you deliver that the same. Yeah, somebody died that, you know. So anyway, if you're free to jet ski on Tuesday or Thursday. Anyway, it's been forever since we had dinner together. We're going to go to that place we love. Did you see that document that, I think it ended up in the subreddit for F*** Face, but it was like a Reddit combined list of like set up words,

and I'll just post the thing on the Slack. I don't know what you're talking about. I have no idea what you're talking about. It's basically like on one column, you've got words like dumb and like shit and dick. And on the top, you've got like ass and bag. And basically like face is like a very popular combination on that grid. But I just looked at that grid and I thought,

this is a great opportunity to create some new insults based on the least combined. Like out of this grid, you can pull insults like scumwit and dirt hat and wank clown or dip goblin. I think they're all massively underused insults now. Piss sucker from Eric. It's always weird what people latch on to and like how some words are just meant for other words and that's it.

Yeah. I really like scumw oh maybe we're uh maybe we're like an insult invention podcast now maybe we just invent new insults it's difficult i'm worried with this idea existing with the sock idea i don't need socks that say that we don't want to popularize oh should, should this be the word grid? Oh, there you go. I will just take two at a time from Smee. Yeah. Honey, where's my piss-fuck socks? I'm never wearing the piss-fuck socks again.

I've got that at Portland dinner tonight. They're cursed. Every time I wear my piss-fuck socks, somebody knocks on my door and says someone's tied. First time I thought it was unfortunate, but twice. I've much better luck with my Trump nozzle socks.

What a weird. I really, I really think that there's something to these socks this whole thing I know you do there's zero doubt that you do that was never in question you're all about the socks this is an interesting episode to record because this will

this will come out two weeks from now I believe I think the last one is next week right and this this upcoming week, Gavin and I are in Survive Block Island. And we won't be able to talk about it for quite a while. But there are things that could happen in that show that could impact how we interact with each other going forward for some amount of time.

You mean it may affect our friendship going forward forever? Temporarily. Well, I don't know about forever i do you think so i'm counting on it this is i think this is sort of an interesting point to like let me ask you honestly right now before it all starts are you going to stab me in the back no this is my belief and we'll see what happens i have no intention on stabbing you in the back i don't think back. I don't think we'll be on the same teams, would be my guess. So we'd have to make merch, in my assumption, for us to play together.

But I have no intention on stabbing you in the back, but feel like you will probably stab me in the back out of the assumption that I plan on stabbing you in the back. That is my prediction. Hmm. I feel like I'm quite trustworthy as a friend. Yeah, I gotta step in and say that in the grand scheme of things,

I think Andrew is gonna stab Gavin in the back 11 times before Gavin considers doing it once. No. I think I'll have a knife in my back before I know what the teams are. Yeah. That's absolutely not true. I just wanna, like, this is going to be clipped out later

when Andrew inevitably stabs Gavin in the back. And I just want everyone to listen to the way Andrew set up everything that he did. This is his belief. He has no intention. He thinks Gavin might betray him because Gavin thinks that Andrew's going to be the one who betrays it. It is all set up for Andrew to have these outs to, it is all,

it is all predicated on. Well, I didn't think that I wouldn't maybe think about trying to even do it once. Maybe incredible. Also something to consider, uh, is this is, you guys are filming this next week. And if you're uninformed in the audience

of what we're talking about, Rooster Teeth makes a show in Minecraft that's essentially Survivor, the TV show Survivor, but performed in the video game Minecraft and shot like a reality TV show, exactly like, uh,

uh, survivor is, and it's brilliant, but we're going to shoot it next week. It's not coming out to like September or October or sometime. So the hardest thing on earth is going to be, you two are not going to be able to talk about what happens at all in any capacity.

So if you have beefs, you're going to have to talk around them because you can not spoil the integrity of that show two or three months before it comes out. No. Seems like a problem for whoever edits this podcast. Yes, it does. Nick said, uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Well, I mean, no spoilers. We're just talking about things. And I want to clarify, I genuinely, I'm going into this not expecting to even consider betraying you gavin but who knows what'll happen i understand if it goes the other way for you too it's a game where you have to kind of adjust there's a lot of other people who would be much better to betray yeah for sure like that's what i'm saying i want to work with you in my ideal world we're working together until a point in which one of us probably will end up betraying the other but i i would i i

i wouldn't be opposed to working with you the entire way that's nice to hear yeah and i don't your tone i don't feel like you believe me well i've got to be wary of it. Gavin, you are so fucked. He is gunning for you. No, no, no. The opposite of that. Yeah. There are other people. I won't say there are other people I'm much more worried about than Gavin.

I don't mean that disrespectfully, but, you know. Let's take a poll of people who are not going to be in Survive Block Island, but that are present here on this podcast. That'll be Jeff, Nick, and Eric. Eric, is Andrew going to be in survive block island but that are present here on this podcast uh that'll be jeff nick and eric uh eric is uh andrew gonna fuck gavin over uh yes i think i think again the way he just gave himself a million outs when he was saying he wouldn't do it is so just exactly on the nose for what you know is going to happen so yes yes. Yeah, Nick says you're already doomed 100% he will fuck Gavin over.

That's my problem. I feel like Nick said it better than I could. Yeah. But that's why I think Gavin's going to betray me because I don't feel that way. Which is why you're going

to betray him first. That's typically not how this goes. Your doubt is going to drive the knife straight into my spine. No. And your paranoia. And you're paranoid. You get pretty paranoid. Who does?

You do. I do? You think I get paranoid? Definitely. Every time you see him having a conversation with someone else. You were going to fucking light every bat on fire in your house when there was a shipping error. What do you mean I get paranoid? It's not an either or.

We can both be very paranoid. I'm 100% paranoid. I understand paranoia. that's how i know you're paranoid that's fair and based off of my assessment of your paranoia i will take your your your grant you seem like a specialist i will accept your diagnosis of paranoia it's a very paranoid game but i trust i don't and i don't mean this rudely gavin i don't think you're gonna play a sneaky game because i just don't think that that's really who you are as a person. All right.

That's why I want to work with you. But as a response, it's very, it's very keep your cards to your chest response. I don't know how to read that. I'm glad you feel that way. Now that can we get some discussion about that phrasing? That I know I that's that's Gavin's. The hairs on the back of Gavin's neck are standing straight up right now. I think he's already in self-defense mode.

I don't think it's going to be fun. I'm excited for that to happen. And it will be weird to not be able to talk about it for like two months. I feel bad because I keep texting Jeff about it. I keep I have all these questions. I feel like I'm annoying. It's not annoying me at all. I love it. But Andrew does put me to work.

He'll be like, hey, what if this impossible set of sequence of events happened? Would I get in trouble? And I have to go like, well, I have to go research that now and have to go fucking look it up. Is he already like sticking outside the game? Oh yeah, come on.

Every question is like, for sure it was like i'm like i'm not trying to break the rules but i would like to twist them into a pretzel well the the very first text i sent i was like i said to jeff who i have questions about certain things who would i ask uh if i have a rules question jeff was kind enough to be like ah you know i I was involved. Feel free to ask me and I can answer. You answered it in a way that was very clearly like you expecting to be able to answer something kind of basic.

And I asked you an extremely specific situation thing. And your response is just, fuck, I'll get back to you. Like you then had to ask somebody. Yeah, well, then I had to go. I had to go have a meeting about that question with two other people so we could determine the answer. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure? We'll help you breeze through security. Meeting friends a world away?

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How cool is that? Wild. That's incredible. Someone has taken from the big baseball video, the one that I was intending to post on the YouTube channel before the other two got posted. But someone found i think the very first ball that jeff signed and they have it and they've held their ball up to the screen and it's the exact same mark giant monster hands yeah we sold that one to a giant apparently but uh yeah that is the ball. Yeah, that's pretty wild. The baseball looks like a small plum.

It does. It looks very tidy. Do we have any other videos that were meant to come out? I guess the auction video comes out tomorrow. Yeah, I think so. It'll be out by the time people hear this, but tomorrow for us when we're currently recording. And then, of course, MVP 2 at some point.

And then MVP 2 at some point. You want to spend the next half hour trying to schedule it? I got time now. Now it's not the last four minutes of a fucking podcast. Yeah, we got nothing but time. I would, Eric, but I wanted to give you guys an update on my corn dogs. Okay. Update? I still haven't had a corn dog. What? That's it. Yeah, remember

I swore off corn dogs forever? Every once in a while I give you guys an update and they're still sworn off. Yeah, I still haven't had one. Wait. So you swore off... Yeah, I've said this multiple... We had this conversation

multiple times. I said I would never eat a corn dog again as long as I live. Thank you, Gavin. And you still haven't had one? That's your update? Still haven't had one.

Just giving you the update. Okay, was there a moment in which you almost did? No. No, not really. But I just realized I hadn't checked in with you guys in a while and i just didn't want to leave you hanging uh emily did buy some corn dot frozen corn dogs the other day but i was not in any way tempted by them did she have some yeah she had some i think no they just threw the boy this is strange they're in the freezer it doesn't mean they've had them yet. That's true. But are you really buying corn dogs for a later day? Do you eat stuff that you freeze the same week?

I feel like the freezer is a long-term meal. No, if I'm buying something from the freezer section, that doesn't mean I'm going to wait for it. It's just how it's delivered. I got a Red Baron in mind that's probably been in there six weeks. That's crazy. I bought two frozen pizzas. They will be done. I will eat them within the week.

Easily. Huh. That's sort of like wasting the freezer though. I gotta go with Gavin on this one. The whole point of the freezer is to preserve. But I'm buying food that is frozen to reheat to eat now. I'm not. I don't go into

the... If you're gonna eat it now why buy it frozen no because that's how it's delivered now when you eat it no always the case no no no no no no no you listen stupid let me let me rephrase this because i said it horribly i said it in a dumb way if i'm in the freezer section in a grocery store i'm not looking in the pizza aisle going i'm gonna fucking enjoy this in june or december like i'm not gonna what do you mean i buy it because i plan on eating it because i feel like a pizza and i'll have it within the week typically why would you buy me now why would

you buy a frozen one you could go buy like a like a fresh one you could just because it's the fresh one it's like a grocery store pizza and like they're cheaper so like i i i use the flyer to buy my groceries typically they were on sale two dollars a pizza i bought two of them so i'll have the two frozen pizzas for meals this week maybe it's just different how we buy groceries i typically will look at the flyer what a fucking fascinating podcast topic i look at the flyer once a week and i buy off the flyer typically for how i get groceries and plan out that flyer from flyer? From the grocery store. I'll go on their website and be like, oh, what's the weekly flyer? Then I will buy off

of the flyer to get discounted. Do they have a flyer that just tells you what's on the end caps? They don't, tragically. I'd love that. It'd be a great savings. Maybe you should start an independent newsletter that you can distribute around your town that just explains what the deals on end caps are week to week. Like aouting report yeah kind of i mean as the guy who invented thank me later

i'm surprised that that's how you use your freezer like the freezer is the ultimate thank me later for food no there are there are things for sure that you know are just there and they exist for a very long time and that's fine. So what's long term in your freezer? What's long term? I don't probably like frozen fruit. So how did it end up there? Did you intend to eat it within a few days

and then you just forgot? Or did you buy it for later consumption? It's always like I either forgot or I just haven't gotten around to it. So like something that would last a long time or like if I buy a box of Eggo waffles or something like that, that will last a while. I'm not going to go through that whole box in a week. But

things that are like singular meal items like a pizza, those aren't lasting long. Yeah, I guess we just shop differently. I buy frozen food and I like, I'm probably in like a week or two weeks or three weeks. I'm going to be fucking exhausted and not feel like cooking or ordering or yeah I'll just pop this in

mine's for when like in the future on an unknown date I'm either gonna get back pretty late not have enough time to make anything or order something and it's just like an emergency meal for me that makes sense that's a valid way to have it and ice cream you had any ice cream in your

freezer right now yeah got some dark why would what's your favorite. And ice cream. You had any ice cream in your freezer right now? Yeah, got some dark Why would... What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Why was the ice cream part you have in that broke you on this? Well, I was just fascinated with how you use your freezer but now we're just talking about what's in our freezers. I was curious

what ice cream you had. I like the ones... Yeah, cookie dough is pretty good with chocolate chips. Cookie dough is good. It's all about texture for me. Do you have a brand choice? Probably Ben. Ben and Jerry's.

Ben and Jerry's. Okay. How about you? I like Ben and Jerry's. Ben and Jerry's is good. I don't really have a brand preference as far as ice cream goes. I will devour ice cream in a fucking day. Ice cream is not lasting long. Ice cream is not will devour ice cream in a fucking day ice cream is not

lasting long ice cream is not a long-term item in my freezer really i can't i can't i cannot eat a lot at once i'm i eat like an inch of ice cream at a time cookie two-step jeff just that's the shit right there that's your favorite ice cream bluebell cookie two-step yeah when it's not full of listeria they survive i think the cookie two step was a thing i learned at the same place i learned the sewing machine i think we would do that after we start with the cookie two step and then we would do the icky cookie two step still a half gallon it says on the front i like that a lot the implication did you hear i hear they may have gone below the half gallon like they used to,

but no. Let us clear the air. Still a half gallon. Or like all the other brands did and they just refused. I was like, because you see that with fast food ads all the time, like Wendy's whole thing is never frozen beef, right? What? Are other companies doing that? How many other companies? It feels like a weird just declaring you're doing doing a thing that doesn't necessarily i

guess the assumption is all the other companies do i know that monster munch have i think on their packets have like old bit new old size was it new old size oh i remember this because they made them smaller right they made them smaller they made them big again can't remember how they phrased it for what what was the product monster the crisps okay i didn't know what they were though like i knew the name of i've never heard of a monster much i'm gonna do some googling there you go oh i have seen those pickled onion yeah there's pickled onion there's roast beef and then there's flaming hot I'm going to do some Googling. There you go. Oh, I have seen those. Pickled onion flavor. Yeah, there's pickled onion, there's roast beef, and then there's Flamin' Hot. There should be a company that does what DVD companies do with things on the bag.

I will only eat chips that are entertaining and fun. It's my only, it's my guideline for any snack. Interactive menus. Didn't we talk about Monster munch recently on this podcast no i i think so yeah we talked about monster munch at large recently and i think it was maybe when we were hanging out outside of work yeah so it says new crossed out old and then it says bigger like they used to be what on the top corner of that picture. Top corner. New, oh,

slash old. So they made them smaller and then everyone was like, we hate it. So they made them bigger again. Oh, so that was their, I get what you're saying. The campaign was, we did it.

We got rid of the new. And that's the multi-pack. Yeah, we were going to do a gauntlet of crisps, I think, weren't we? Yeah, we were going to do some sort of a taste test or something. Does that not ring a bell, weren't we? Yeah, we were going to do some sort of a taste test or something.

A crisp gauntlet? Does that not ring a bell, Andrew? Not at all, to me. I think we were talking about that with Emily. With our significant others, maybe. Yeah. Maybe this was at, I don't know. Oh, maybe it was when we were having lunch after jet skiing.

That would make sense. Maybe you're having some chips, doing a ranking of them. It might have been. Yeah, and then I was going to send you both, you and Andrew, all of the crisps, and you were going to do the crisp gauntlet. Oh, I'd love to do that. Yeah. And then we were going to determine once and for all

what the best flavors were. Roast beef, Flamin' Hot. I feel like roast beef, probably the best one of those ones. I think pickled onion's the best. I think, I got to say, man, I think the munch sounds disgusting like every flavor sounds like a flavor i wouldn't want but the packaging is adorable you like the little monsters i love the monsters i love the purple color and the green monster i like the font

it all looks great i just i it loses me at roast beef and pickled onion. Why aren't onions called pickles? Huh? They're pickled. Yeah, but... So, pickles are cucumbers. Yeah, well... They're pickled cucumbers. In America, they are. Okay.

They're called other stuff other places. I think you call them gherkins, right, Kevin? Yeah. Okay. But in Americaica so pickled so you have a cucumber and you pickle it and now it's just a pickle but you can pickle all sorts of things you can pickle onions it's true yeah i mean branston pickle is a bunch of pickle stuff what would you choose out of these three flavors of knickknacks andrew what the fuck you got nice

and spicy you got scampi and lemon or or rib and saucy. Oh, I like my knick-knack scampi. You fool. What are these? Are these chips? They're knick-knacks. Okay. We gotta... This is a thing we need to pursue. We haven't done a food

thing in a while on this show. I'd love to do a deep dive on chips. US has the worst. They stink. Your flavors are terrible. US. No variety. What the fuck are you talking about? It's the worst. You have such bland, limited flavors in America. I'm sorry we don't have

shrimp scampi potato chips, but it's because we have some kind of fucking standards. Jesus fucking Christ. We don't have roast beef flavored potato chips because we make roast beef here. I mean... We don't need to make pickle. We got real flavors for real people that

eat real food. Yeah, but you have salt and vinegar. I don't eat that shit. Okay, fair enough. Whenever I'm in the US and I look at the chip pile, it's always disappointing. Typically, the US has more and I look at the chip pile, it's always disappointing. Typically, I agree. The U.S. has like more of everything. But the chip you guys are really lacking in the chip department. What about Twiglets?

That's a great name. That is a great name. I've never heard of a Twiglet. Dude, you gotta love Twiglets. What else does Jacob make other than Twiglets? Crackers? I don't know what a cracker is in your country. Is that like a pair of boots?

This is fucking stupid. It is a dumb conversation, but I'm genuinely... We need to do the chip thing. I'm going to get you both packages. How many bags of different flavors do you think we should do? Eight?

All of them. I should just try all the flavors, right? All of them. I don't know how the flavors, right? All of them. I don't know how to answer that question. I feel like we should throw American chips in the way, too. Oh, what? Fucking plain? I think we're good. You've obviously, sir,

never had pizza-flavored Pringles. Wow. Spicy. Exotic. I don't think it's spicy. It just tastes like pizza. Let's prepare ten flavors from our land. I don't think it's spicy. It just tastes like pizza. Let's prepare 10 flavors from our lands. I don't know if my lid has 10 flavors. Because that's all we have.

Eric and Nick, do you want to try the... Wait, what? Are you talking about eating 30 chips? Is that what you just proposed? 10 flavors each? Yeah. How many chips are in a bag well i'm just saying like that doesn't seem like a lot like you're all gonna have to eat 30 different kinds of like you're not gonna get like run out of steam by like 12 and you have 18

more like you don't have in one chip i understand i understand that but one chip 30 times, especially with the different flavors where you're trying to drill down on them, is a lot. That's considerable. Jeff, am I wrong? Is 30 not a lot? I understand what he's saying, but I think it's necessary. And I think that the way we need a palate cleanser, we need to drink some Sprite or water or something in between. Yeah, because sometimes you'll just swallow the quaver

and you'll think, I really need something to wash that down. You gotta stop, man. You gotta stop sending these fake answers. You just made that. Quaver. Yeah, it does. It looks like old people toenails.

These names are so fucking funny. Twiglets. Imagine having an argument as a kid going, I like Twiglets. And another kid goes, I like Quavers. Yeah, or he's like, I like cheesy Watsits. What? You have to stop. These are all, all you're gonna eat all of these nick and eric are you getting involved in the in the chip game in the crisp yeah sure yeah we're in if it means i can have what sits and

i can't wait here's what we gotta do uh this needs to be supplemental this needs to be like the apple taste. Yes. It's too much for an episode of F***. It is. I need to know, are What's-Its always baked, or is there a non-baked version of a What's-It? I don't know. But the important thing is they're really cheesy.

They're really cheesy. But no, Andrew is right, though. America has Doritos, it has plain Lay's, and it has SunChips, and that's what you get everywhere in every store and there's no variation it's pretty bland it's pretty bland

you never get the crazy like right now our Lay's is doing a cheese and ketchup mashup is one of the top flavors they're rotating in they always do weird things I appreciate an odd chip I also love this idea because I really need things for my 20,000 item list and this sounds and rotating in. They always do weird things. I appreciate an odd chip. I also love this idea because I really need things

for my 20,000 item list and this sounds like I got 30 right here. Look, we got, we got, I'm looking at Doritos flavors right now. Oh.

We got, we got spicy nacho. We got flaming hot nacho. Those are two different flavors. I will say. We got spicy sweet chili. There you go. Three flavors right there that are all essentially the same thing. Backyard Barbecue.

Did you ever have the crisps that you would make into a car and then eat? What? What? This is it. You gotta fucking stop. Transformer snack? Transformer snack. You get the middle piece

and then you get little rings and you build it into a small car and then you eat the whole lot. I take back everything I said defending our chips. We're outclassed. They have chips that are toys. This is unfair. Wow. Wow.

Yeah, this would be a great supplemental. I think you've won all of us over with one fucking image dude yeah I don't want to eat Doritos I want to eat a car yeah I feel like so the way to do this is we have to secretly

create our collections and then maybe like we open the box and reveal what everybody put in it I don't know how to logistically do this but i feel like that's the funniest you've had several spoilers for what's going to be in my package oh man transform i would do that with bits and bites myself but i never had a brain like i would get the pretzel stick and i put all the little cheerios to fill the stick with it and then i'd eat it once it was like a cheer uh cheerio pretzel stick thing but i've never seen so transform a

snack why don't we do this in person why don't we make this the first in person thing i mean that's so so fucking far from now but okay andrew when does the ankle bracelet come off uh i don't know i don't know the answer to that i'm not you want me to travel to a different country to eat a snack yeah why does this we did an apple review not in person a thing i was much more excited about where i couldn't eat them and you want you want to do transforms why this sounds really fun it does sound fun i can't argue that that's a great point i want a question i have a question for you, Andrew. Okay. So given that Canada is kind of a country that's situated in, it kind of equally siphons off culture from the UK and America,

do you have 10 Canadian potato chips? Yeah, for sure. Well, not necessarily. Can we include like Cheezys in that type of thing as well? What's Cheezys? What's a Cheezys? Like Hawkins. Like a Hawkins Cheezys. I don't know what that know what that is oh yeah i think that's one right there so that's

that's not so you just gotta come up with nine more is that like me saying can i use frazzles crispy bacon Why are they all named like Nick's right? It's like dog treats. Why are they all named like this? This is the craziest fucking. Is there a way I can take a was it into frazzle and put wheels on the transform a snack on it? Oh my God.

We can make the ultimate crisp. It's like... Is Chester Cheetah not a representative of Cheezies? What's Cheezies? Has nobody ever heard Cheezies before? No, dude. Chester Cheetah's fucking Cheetos. No!

No! You're kidding. No! No! I think I tombs to myself. Did you mess up? I think I've tombs to myself my entire life. Are you deep in the cove? What I said, I said cheesies. I was referencing a Chester cheetah product that you certainly have the puffs and then the hard ones.

We have cheese puffs and those are Cheetos. I know they're Cheetos. I thought the big ones are cheese puffs. Are Hawkins Cheesies? Is that where I didn't invent Cheesies. Hawkins Cheesies. Gavin's over here like Okay.

What the fuck is that? Hawkins Cheesies exists. Okay, so I got that's the mix up. I'm gonna be like, what? The Cheesies are Hawkins. Oh, you guys haven't tried schnozzages in a plate? Yeah, they're totally, it's totally human food. You're going to love them.

Yeah. Oh, what are you trying? My favorite flavor of crisps, beer. I can't have that one. Oh, that's fucking funny. Guinness Burt's chips. This is great. I'm excited for this.

So wait, you said Hawkins Cheezies, but then you said Chester Cheetah, and he's not on this thing. These look like they're packaged in the 1930s. What is this? It's like the top cheesy. What the fuck are you saying? How else would I describe those?

Like, what type of snack is that? Is that a corn-based? This looks like a snack you would get at the zoo in 1912. No, they're delicious. They're incredible. It looks like something you'd get in a Little League game in the 1980s, but only in a Little League. Yeah.

You'd only eat this under a big top. You're completely right, but they are incredible. I just don't know what to call the snack what is a cheetah like what is the general nerve like the general term cheeto yeah yeah cheese puff a cheese puff so cheese but they have puffs they have a puff variety you're getting too granular it's just cheese puff is the way to describe it you're getting too granular you're let's stop you before you go further what's the best doritos flavor i'm not a doritos guy what i'm not a doritos guy what's regular the the regular like nacho like default nacho nacho cheese yeah yeah i think i i really do think

that's the best dorito flavor i think everything else is fine You don't like cool original? Well in America we call that cool ranch I guess ranch I guess ranch isn't a flavor in England So they just call it original Cool original That's me I'm a cool original I wonder if I wonder if

Cool original Doritos tastes Exactly like cool ranch Doritos Or if there is some sort of difference. I bet they are the exact same, but that's worth testing. Yeah, it is worth testing. Why don't I bring that from my land and you bring Cool Ranch from your land? Okay, I'll bring it from my land, which you also live in. I'll grab it from the grocery store that we both go to.

No, I'm happy to do the work I just thought it was interesting the way you phrased it As if we don't live three miles away from each other That's true Nick posted a Zaps earlier That is a respectable US chip The Voodoo flavor is not bad Zaps are pretty good

I'll give Zaps some credit We need to do this You don't have Miss Vickies? No, we do, but they're fine Miss Vickies? Fucking, we do. But it's just, they're fine. They're bland. It's the same type of chip. Miss Vicky's fucking jalapeno chips are amazing. Yeah, they're pretty good.

I haven't had jalapeno. Very residue-y, though. Really gotta wash your hands after them. Yeah, that's true. That's fair. We should wrap up. Ooh. LeBron James, Flamin' Hot, Cheddar, and Sour Cream.

I'm not ever gonna eat those. We have a whole subdivision of snacks here that are like sports people snacks. But that's aliens. That's a pretty good one, Gavin. Yeah, that's a pickled onion again. What the fuck? That's a go-to flavor.

Notice says Flamin' Hot Cheddar and Sour Cream by LeBron James. What creative input do you think he had in this? Well, according to the commercial, because I've seen it a thousand times during the playoffs, he ate a Flamin' Hot Ruffle and he went, this is delicious. And then he ate a cheddar and sour cream ruffle and he thought, this is also delicious. And then he had like a light bulb over his head and he put them both in his mouth at the same time and ate it. And then he said, I'm a genius.

And then I think he became the creative director. I regret asking. I'm pretty sure that's how that works. This is a weird episode, but I enjoyed it. I had a good time. That was strange. This is a strange one. I'm just looking at crisps. I'm just so excited to make this package.

Stop spoiling stuff. The second episode is always weird, man. That's true. It's always something. Sometimes it's amazing. Sometimes it's a home run, but it's never a home run in the way you Sometimes it's amazing. Sometimes it's a home run, but it's never a home run in the way you think it'll be. Oh, man.

Did you... So, Gavin, because we need to wrap up. Did you get to the eight things that you wanted to talk about? We got through a few of them. What are you talking about? We got through a few of them. What are you talking about? We got through a few of them. What?

We spent 25 minutes on chips and you have notes to use? Jeff, did you go through all your notes? No, not at all. I was looking through here. This is insane. Look, my notes. Guy found his baseball. I got Smeagol in socks. I got tea towel. We don't need to recap all the things we've talked about smeedle of socks. I've got a tea towel.

We don't need to recap all the things we've talked about in the last two things. This is curious. Why are you asking? Well, because I was out of notes, and I assume we went 20 minutes on chips because we were noteless at this point. No, I think we were just really into chips.

No, I got really into chips halfway there. I got some I didn't get to, mainly because I don't understand them. Tunafish can spill in the sea? What does that mean? Tuna fish can spill in the sea? What does that mean? Tuna fish can spit in the sea? Spill. Spill in the sea.

Tuna fish can spill in the sea. Yeah, I don't know what that is, but that was one. You should, when you write down a note, you should write the date next to it so you can at least narrow it down to what you're doing in the world. I had, this is a good one after our after the the pool party for my birthday we had and we had so much fun with the rings and stuff and we'll cover this later but i i was thinking i think the time is right for us to

invent the new the like the new hot pool game like marco polo's old it's tired i think i think that but and I was thinking we could combine it with swans. I don't know what this is, but I wrote down Swan King of the Hill. So maybe there's something there or we could investigate

something else. So that's something we could talk about later. And we talked about the tuxedo DVD cover. Oh, I have a new business idea that we can talk about later that I think you'll really like, Andrew.

I think it's aligned with some of your stuff. And there's two different angles of that i don't go too far okay yeah this is a nice teaser for for an upcoming episode uh but definitely have two products we can sell that i think will do really well uh talked about the corn dog update beanhole days checked on gavin's cpap farts uh oh death diving i want to talk to you guys about death diving have you seen it no have you seen are death diving. Have you seen it? No. Are you guys familiar? We'll save it for a future episode. I think I see a sport that is

perfect for us to compete in. Oh, I'm excited. Should I research this between episodes? I would appreciate it if you didn't. Okay. That's a long way to say no. You could have just said no. I'm a little more florid with my speak. I actually found it through the community.

It was on the subreddit. Somebody posted a link to it. And then I spent all night watching death diving videos. I think it's, I think it's right up our alley. Awesome. And I think that we will probably find ourselves in Norway next year at the death diving competition. As long as it doesn't overlap with Bean Fest. No, Bean Day is the priority.

Bean Hall Day is the priority. Yeah, for sure. Dude, I want to get Gavin't overlap with Bean Fest. No, Bean Day is the priority. Bean Hole Day is the priority. Yeah, for sure. Dude, I want to get Gavin crowned the Bean King. I would love that. Although I don't think I deserve it at this point. King Bean Free. Yeah, we'll have to make better beans for that. I guess we probably stop though, huh?

Yep. Yeah. All right. Well, I always hate to stop. Bye. Skip's Prawn Cocktail. Alright, well, I always hate to stop. Bye! Skip's Prawn Cocktail. What does that say? Light and malty? Malty?

That's disgusting. No, light and melty. Light and melty? Dude, I'm getting fucking, my eyes are getting old. That light and so the chips melt? They melt on your tongue. With a prawn flavor. Fucking disgusting.

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What a shocker. The guys haven't recorded yet again. So here are a few predictions for you. The tuxedo isn't in great condition. Eric gets frustrated by Panton. Jeff doesn't want to hit any more balls. Jack gets promoted again. Does anyone remember when Andrew was going to become a basket weaver?

Gavin forgot to hit record. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.