Regulation Podcast - Did We Do?

Episode Date: March 30, 2024

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Let's go seize the night. That's the powerful backing of American Express. Visit amex.ca slash yamex. Benefits vary by car and other conditions apply. Hello, and we are here with another piece of supplemental content that Jeff and Gavin don't know about, even though I probably should have talked to you about this, because it's mainly around something you guys do more than me. But it is an idea we talked about in the past. What's your name?

Who are you? What? Who am I? I'm Andrew. Okay, what's up, Andrew? Who are me? Who are you? Who am me? Who's saying what to who? Who are you asking questions to? I'm Andrew.

You're Jeff. Person asking about names. And then Gavin, who's very normal and boring. That's me. Is also here. Not a good bit. It's not. I agree.

But he seems to like it. It wasn't supposed to be boring. It was supposed to be normal. It was supposed to be normal. So I have pulled because you guys just did a whole run of does it do episodes. Yes, we were fucking really funny. And we've talked about in the past. It would be kind of cool to do a show where we watch like infomercial type stuff to source the products.

OK, so that's what this is. It's also tough to like find products, as you mentioned, Jeff, like like you can find ads for things but then actually finding the product itself is a hurdle yeah so these are all things i scoured a bunch of websites for sdn on tv these are some of the weirder things i was able to find and i've also sourced where we could buy all of these things so if we wanted to we could acquire them and then it could be maybe a future thing on does it do So this is essentially like I love it is this worth doing yeah, it's sort of the premise Oh, it's like is it do and then does it is yes do we do? Do we do we do does it do?

This supplemental piece is called do we do This supplemental piece is called Do We Do. Yes. And I feel like we should preface this by saying, Andrew, you may not realize how hard it is to find these products because you do see them on TV all the time, but we are assuming that they're difficult to find probably because most of them got sued into oblivion. Probably, yes.

Yeah. Yeah, so these are some I compiled. Maybe we will like them. Like maybe there's some that you guys want to go forward with. Maybe there are none. We'll just we'll find out at least a lot of these, I think, are amusing videos at the very least that we could watch and make fun of. OK.

And it should be included in the video version of the show. So if people want to watch along with us, they will be able to do so. Yep. OK. I think they should release also after whatever the next season of does it do is because part of the joy for me in watching it is not expecting what the product will be kind of going along with it so i think this would be a post thing but anyway we ready to start on the first potential does it do do we do do we do thank you? Okay ready? Yep? Yeah egg sitter here we go

That's my back for sure Dude That's awesome Yes, we do Jumping at the chance no! She doesn't feel it! She didn't feel it in her ass cracking? And then the guy's just touching it? That's a good cushion right there.

That's a good cushion right there. We have to do this. We have to do this. We have to do this. There's no way that doesn't break on Gavin, right? We have to do this. There's no way that doesn't break on Gavin, right? Gavin is going to be the only one who sits on the egg and it crushes. Gavin is going to be the only one who sits on the egg and it crushes. Why am I going to be the one to crush it?

I don't know. Yeah, you tell us. Not egg sitter. Not the egg sitter. Look at the hexagonal pattern. Look, it's got your butt cheeks and your balls pressure-pulled. Look, he's trying to break with the kit. You can't even break it that way.

We should do like a running jump and see if it breaks. And painful car rides are getting the best. What does that do for your back though? It helps. It puts bubbles in your ass apparently. I just- It's effervescent. Look at how durable it is.

Oh you can air it out? It's just super comfortable. I mean it literally feels like I'm floating on- The mole! You're at the mole! Yeah, cause it's back Oh baby Just as I'm sitting here, it's amazing Ooh, she's rubbing that egg in

Is that egg in? The egg is just on us Fucking yeah I think she's officially dating that egg now Yep, that was okay The most disturbing thing was the dude picking up the egg from someone else's ass cracker Then cracking it into the bowl Without gloves So It has The most disturbing thing was the dude picking up the egg from someone else's ass cracker then yes Yes without gloves So it has do do we do of all the videos that we've done Yeah

I just want to say it has the best acting in it for me by far Like these are clearly people that are just in the mall shopping And I am I assume immediately after they did that they filled out whatever questionnaire Family feud has like it's the same energy. Like, those are the people that provide the data for that show, too. I do think we have to do that. I do think so as well. I mean, to me, I have so many ideas that I want.

Are you also thinking about covering Gavin in those and then throwing eggs at him as hard as you can? I'm immediately thinking the run and jump onto the egg. I'm immediately thinking ostrich egg. Yeah, you got bigger eggs, smaller eggs. You got, like, how many can you stack up before, like, the egg, you put the egg underneath it. Get on a ladder, like, how high on the ladder can you jump off onto the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get on a ladder. Like, how high on the ladder can you jump off onto the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait, Jeff, were you suggesting that you, like, attach eggs to each other and then slap each other with that to try to break the eggs that way? Like, what? Could you break the eggs with, like, a slap? No, I wasn't. So, let's take eggs to our foreheads and slam each other with it.

That's a good idea. Suggesting that, but I am now, yeah. I think, because if you don't want to do it to your face, I understand, you put eggs all over your back and then see if somebody else swings it like a WWF steel chair and see if you're going to

break the eggs across your back. Or just glue one to a chair. What if we put like a chest piece on my chest and a chest piece on Gavin's and then we have Eric you throw an egg up and then we slam into each other as hard as we can. Yeah, with a chest piece on my chest and a chest piece on Gavin's. And then we have Eric, you throw an egg up, and then we slam into each other as hard as we can. Yeah, with a chest bump.

Yeah, you chest bump the egg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, all right, so we do. We do. We do. We do. Do we do? We do.

Yes, we do. Phenomenal legwork there, Andrew. Do we do? Yes, we do. Does it do? Got it. Okay, cool. Got it.

Just trying to figure out. Wall of do, pile of don't. Yeah. This is... It sounds like we're all having the same stroke. If we all do have strokes around the same time, we should film us trying to communicate. It's really something.

What the hell did you say? This is terrible. Okay. All right. So that's one. Next one. Let's see what the next one is. Is the atomic beam magic ear.

Oh, like Chinese spy balloons. Do you know who Hunter Ellis is? Is he like a known guy? I don't know. I don't think so. Let me look him up. Ick in here, a pin drop from a hundred feet away! That guy woke up.

Do you have a nagging wife? Oh, this dude's fucking got accolades. To be fair, why is she knitting right by the TV? Yeah, right? This is a fair point. You can just spy on people with it. Yep. Oh, she's listening in. It's hard to hear in the backseat of a car. I can't hear you Okay, the incredible experience of super hearing sportsmen and birds super here Look at all those different.! They're at the mall!

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I think we do. But allow me to blow your fucking dicks off. Okay. Twice. Are we going to let about Hunter Ellis? Are you about to tell me that Hunter Ellis created Ronald McDonald? Is that what's going on? I am about to tell you.

Get him. Get him. I am about to tell you that Hunter Ellis bisects with us twice. What? He connects to us twice. Hunter Ellis? Yeah, me too. The dude's name was Hunter Ellis, right? Yes. He performed on Survivor in 2002. Okay.

So he was on Survivor. Wow. So that's the first connection. Really? Yeah. He was on three episodes of Survivor. So I guess he got voted off pretty early on. Couldn't hear anything. He was like a fucking Navy pilot and stuff too, right? But then from 2011 until he left in 2014 to focus full time on making documentaries, he was a news anchor for KITV in Austin, Texas.

Oh my God. That dude is local. Oh, that's crazy. And he was on Survivor. Shit. We get him to come in and help us do. That dude is local. Oh, that's crazy. And he was on Survivor. We get him to come in and help us do. That's fucking wild. We could get him to be on that episode. Hey, is this thing fucking work or what?

He could create the first does it do documentary. So, okay. So I like the magic ear, but where does your head go with, like, if we do, does it do? How do you physically represent that? Yeah, right, it's like whispering from across the room, like, I don't know what... You could do, like, a purple monkey dishwasher thing, but I don't know how visually funny that is. I like the idea of secretly hearing someone give you a compliment. Like, how do you then go and talk to them and say, thanks for what you said, i was listening to you from across the room with my magic ear like that's just gonna ruin the

relationship so what you okay so you're not thinking of anything to do in the episode you're just thinking of fun things to do with magic ear maybe maybe that's the point maybe that's the point of it is you can well we can show how to navigate complicated social situations with the help of Miracle Ear. Magic Ear? Magic Ear. Sorry. I mean, we can see how far away we can get from each other.

That's true. This is sort of a problematic idea. Does it do always have to be in the studio? Could this be some, like, on-the-field testing? Could you yourself go to a mall, see what you could hear? Maybe other uses for it. Maybe. So your idea is to spy on people at the mall?

Yeah, I said it's kind of a problematic idea. I like it. What if you went into a movie theater, could listen to the movie from the lobby? Don't even need to buy a ticket. You're trying to steal? You're stealing movies? Well, just convert audio. Maybe you don't want to pay for your ticket

Of you, me, and Dupree What if you want to go to one movie But you want to hear a different movie Another great call We could split the audio out Someone's listening to it directly But we're recording it So we can actually hear

The person who is hearing it You would be able to record it and hear it. It may not be a does it do, but I think there's something there. I think we definitely want to do something with it. I feel like that was clearly made before drones existed. How can we implement

drones and hear from above for people? That's interesting. But then you'd have a really long cable coming off a drone. That's not the idea. You'll be like and the drone is hanging from the drone and all you can hear is like

This is a product for people who have too much pride and don't want to wear a hearing aid. Yeah. That's all this is. Yeah. But it looks so much worse than a hearing aid. Just wear a hearing aid. And it's $20.

How good can it be? Crazy. Well, let's. Okay. So maybe we're going to need to buy five or six of them. So maybe it doesn't do. But maybe we come back if we have to think of a season and we go, let's, okay, so maybe. We're going to need to buy five or six of them. So maybe it doesn't do, but maybe we come back, if we have to think of a season and we go, that's the thing, then we come back.

If we, here's what we need to do. We need to create a show called Mall Games, right? And then we have to get away from the mall. Why do we keep going to the mall? It's a playground. We're not getting jobs at the mall. It's an indoor climate-controlled playground. We don't have to get jobs, although I still think we should, and I still think

it's an idea worth exploring. I think that there are sports and games we can come up with to perform in malls, and this could lead into that at some point. Just an idea. What's the official ruling? No. I would say no on this one. Gavin?

I would agree. But I think we should get some and explore what we can do with it so we're not doing it for the show you just want magic no I think it's not for does it do but it might be for some other face application okay okay what's Andrew what's next moving on to the next one this is I think less of the product itself is not once again the ad brings me joy uh this is almost like a mechanism for if we want to do an updated dodge the bov Potentially like there's a lot of idea around framing okay, but the ad here. We go

Piggypop baking mold got it pop pop pop Piggy pop Look at mustard She's wearing a mustard shirt Look at how good they look Why are their heads all like, snapped upwards? They look fucked up. It just looks so unappetizing. It's like a bunch of pig ears. Oh, you dredge them in mustard.

No, don't do that! Dude, who wants this? He's pouring Phil! Has anyone ever plucked the sausage clean out of the pastry? No! From the pan? I've never seen that. You pancake pigs! Add grilled hot dogs and serve barbecue pigs in the blanket for the big game. From the pan? I've never seen that. You pancake pigs.

For the big game. I love the big game. I love the big game. Pizza pigs. Dessert pigs! Dessert pigs! Oh, they're really going for it. Do whatever you want with these. Cake pigs.

Anniversary pigs. Holidays. Weddings. Boating pigs! All right, so whatever you want with these pigs. I'm immediately thinking we've been a big wedding We go to the pig gauntlet yeah We should make the perfect like five course pig meal And then we and then we get we do pig ice cubes as well And then we get we do pig ice cubes as well The perfect pig Stop showing me the mustard. They're really in the mustard

20 bucks is as much as a magic here. We could do a hundred percent cocoa chocolate pig. Yep. We could do the different percentages of different pigs. Oh, we could do, yeah. That's good. We could do a barf pig. I like that there's four, there's twelve, there's twelve in the tray, right? So you potentially make the full meal in one tray. Oh, yeah, I think you'd have to, yeah.

All twelve flavors. Like the perfect tray. So, do you feel like that's an episode? You know what I mean? Like, I like the idea of so many pigs and saying the word pig so many times is fun to me. Yeah, and popping pigs. So here's the question. I'll answer your question with a question. Great. Was the frozen popsicle episode an episode?

I feel like there's more to do with the pig than there was to do with that. Okay, okay, okay. I can see that. Now, I will say that the Popsicle thing was a thin premise. Uh-huh. And I don't know that this is much thicker, but there is more to it.

My thing with this is that it's going to take a while. We're going to have to do a lot of pre-prep. That'll be the night before situation. There's no oven here, right? No. Which is like less fun. We'll have to buy an oven. We'll have to buy an oven. Which to me is less fun than doing it on the day.

Maybe that's a product for Commercials Kitchen, our spinoff show. Is that a spinoff show? Yeah. Commercials Kitchen, I've told you about it. Where we do, does it do, but just with kitchen stuff. And it's like, and you call it it commercials kitchen instead of commercial kitchen. It's very clever We just do stuff from commercials in a kitchen Because there's way there's way more. There's way more kitchen shit than non kitchen shit I didn't realize that does it do not only has a prequel but also has a

Side show yeah, yeah, it's had the spin-off since the pitch deck when I posted to everybody I don't remember that commercials spin-off since the pitch deck when I pitched it to everybody. I don't remember that. Commercial's Kitchen was in the pitch deck since day one. I came up with the ideas in tandem. Yeah. Okay, so. Because we're going to run out of does-it-do products faster than commercial kitchen products. I love the idea of having something inside the pig, like the pig-and-mugget thing.

So I'm thinking, like, there's so many options for, like, basically making the little skeletons of the pigs with everything else around it with the flesh I'm thinking about like a pig roulette where we make who knows what's inside the pig and then you gotta spin a wheel and eat the pig but then like I don't know what you're trying to accomplish other than I'm making you eat a weird pig It is interesting

I wonder if we could find like hard candy skeleton bones and then we could like literally put a skeleton, hard candy skeleton bones and then we could like literally put a skeleton a candy skeleton inside Yeah, and then yeah, yeah, that's morbid. Okay, so do we want to be the Halloween special of commercials kitchen? So don't do this for does it so no it don't but commercials kitchen Well, I mean we still need to talk about when commercials kitchen is gonna come out and if it does yeah We've some of us have only just heard about it. It was in the pitch deck Once again, I didn, we still need to talk about when Commercials Kitchen is going to come out and if it does. Some of us have only just heard about it. It was in the pitch deck once ago.

I didn't see a deck. She sent me a deck? You were sent a deck over a year ago when I created the show. I promise you, on Slack or in – don't even start with me. Commercials Kitchen has been pitched as long as Does It Do has been pitched. I can't be bothered. I think Jeff is starting to think about getting mad. I like it.

I think we should do something with it. Okay. I think there's something to it. Whether it's Does It Do or Commercials Kitchen, I don't care. It's so absurd that we should do something with it. I agree that it seems like a very thin premise, but given the success

Yeah of that popsicle thing. I think we could get away with just about it. Okay, okay, so we're three for three so far Yeah, I think I think you found some good stuff so far bud. Okay, so here we go This is for okay This is I feel like this would actually be a good does it do but the ad itself isn't necessary Before you hit play how many of these are there do you have I've 10 loaded up? I have three I cut it right before we did this. Okay. But yeah.

Cutted? Here we go. Don't worry about it. What? Nothing. What did I say? What did I say? Edited?

You said cutted. I said cutted? Yeah, dude. You said it pretty clearly. I said cutted? He said I have three that I cutted right before we started. I said adapt when I meant to say adopt earlier, and it's still haunting me. Now I need to think about cutted when I, in my head, I said edited.

Your mind is dice integrating. It's, listen, I'm still on the rocks from the soda chug four hours ago, or whatever that was. But here we go. Next product. Industry-leading electric shaker. It does like a little tornado. It's like that the cool In it it mixes your drink for you. Oh, yeah

They're thinking protein powder. I'm thinking a shatter resistant LED lights Look at how cool this mug is cup thing. I actually have like six of these. Do you really? Yeah. Really? Like filmed vortexes inside them. They work pretty good?

Yeah. This to me has... Look at that. There's so many possibilities here. Yes. Like... I want to mix cement. That's great. That's a great idea.

To me, it's soup. And then like... I want to see it... Yes, cement. I want to see cement. That's great. That's a great idea. To me, it's soup. And then like, I want to see it. I want to see it mix soup. I want to see like, I want to see you like layer stuff in it and see if it'll like totally mix it up. What about like cereal? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I want to see that stuff.

Oh, cereal and milk and seeing if it will make it all together. Yeah, like it does a good blend for you. Yeah. Yeah. What else needs to be blend for you? Yeah. Yeah. What else needs to be really well coated? Paint? You know what you could do? You could mix a salad up in there pretty well. Oh, that's a great idea. Oh, I hadn't thought about that.

Doing like a salad dressing all on it. Yeah. It's really good. Yeah, like, because drizzling only does so much work, but if you have everything in there and then you go into the bowl, perfect. Yeah, there's a lot so like I really like the cement is a totally different I hadn't thought about mixing items

industrial cement yeah it's good like if you do like a quick crete in that or like a shock crete like something fast it would absolutely it would just make it so quickly and then you could pour it into your pig. Someone's front wall.

We can build it. We can build a piggy wall. I'm immediately thinking like that two part epoxy. Like how long before. Oh, I want to see James James Bond always says, shaken, not stirred, and I really want to see... Oh, martini? Yeah, I want to see

if this makes a great martini. Does it work with the lid off? They showed it with the lid off, didn't they? Yeah, yeah, it works with the lid off. So we can put, like, four of them in a bathtub and create a whirlpool? I don't think that's what would happen, but yes, we could! We could try. Absolutely. As long as we use plastic and not glass, 100%, man.

Now I'm thinking we do a vodka martini in that. Yeah. And then we also buy one of those paint tin shakers and make a vodka martini in that. See what's better, shaken or... It's pretty good. Extremely shaken or extremely shook. We could also mix paint.

You can mix paint. Yeah. We can mix paint. You start mixing color. Like, you want to make the best green. You put blue and yellow together and then let the bold fruits... You know what we can do? Oh, green and purple. We can mix paint. Yeah. We can mix paint. You start mixing colors. Yeah, like you want to make the best green, you put blue and yellow together and then let the volt roots- You know what we can do? Oh, green and purple. We can make a gerple. We can make a gerple.

You can make a gerple! That's great. Yeah, we're gonna need- we need twelve of these. Do- so, do we do? Yes, do we do? We do. We do. 100%. And I wonder if we could- nah, that's budget. I'm just saying, like, we get Marcus to make a massive one. I bet we can make a big one of these. Could we? Isn't that just a blender?

No, no, no, it's just a blender. No, it's not chopped, it just mixes. Okay. Okay, so we will do. Yeah, we do, we do, we do. Ah, it's exciting. The next one, I don't, I'm gonna just pitch after I submit it. I don't think it's a great one necessarily,

but I have an idea for it that makes me happy. Topic commercial. His hair is thinning. That guy looks like Baker Mayfield. He does. He does look like Baker Mayfield. His career is thinning. Real, unretouched photos.

Topic. Are you going bald? Throw this powder on your head. Is this the stuff? Oh, it just dyes your head? No, no. Number one instant solution topic are thin hair for you've gone bald Is this the stuff that yeah, okay dies your head no no They just spray this on already laying Howard Stern show all the time to cover his balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah So it's just flecks of hair. It's not hair. It's like Fiber stuff that just like essentially just fills stuff in. Yeah, it's like a filler. Where does it go? Like, does it end up in the drain?

Does it just wash out of your head? Yeah, it just washes out like paint or something. Oh my god. I mean, I would... I want to put, I want to put that on a completely bald person. Yes, like I was thinking like a dummy. That's such a good idea. Jeff Yetter would absolutely do that. 100% do that. Yeah.

And I would do it too. Let's see how much hair we can give me. Okay. Just like put like, oh, on your face. I want to do, I want to see what I look like with a beard. Yeah. I have a mustache. I want to see what I look like.

I've never had a beard. I can't grow a beard. Why? It see what I look like. I've never had a beard. I can't grow a beard. Why? It doesn't grow. Why? Why can't you grow one? His dad won't let him. It's like my dad said, if you fucking grow a beard, it doesn't grow.

There's nothing here. That's crazy. I'd love that. We'll fill in. I would love to have facial hair at all. You'd love to be able to not grow a beard, but you have a beard. You have one only because it keeps growing.

So you don't have it because you want it. You have it because you gave up. Yeah. Okay. The real reason I have it is that my trimmer has a UK plug on it that I lost, and I can't charge the damn thing. The real reason I have it is that my trimmer has a UK plug on it that I lost, and I can't charge the damn thing. Now, do you think if we apply Topic to your already full beard, it will look just so fucking big? Yeah.

You could join the Austin Beard Club or whatever. Yeah. Okay. So I really like that. I really like the idea of putting on a totally bald person, giving me a beard. Like, what are the other things that are a little out of the idea of putting on a totally bald person, giving me a beard. Like, what are the other things that are a little out of the realm of just putting it on people? You know confetti cannons?

Can you blast a beard onto someone? Can you blast hair? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good question. That's great. How would you do that? Oh, maybe chest hair. You just fire it into somebody's chest. I've never had chest hair.

Yeah, we'll blast it on with a confetti cannon. Well, what if you put it in a leaf blower and then turned it on? Like just fill it a leaf blower. You know, like actually shotgun the blast to the face. Can you give somebody's front yard hair? You could put it in a hair dryer and then turn the hair dryer on and it would go.

It would go. I bet this stuff's flammable. This is great. We should definitely see if we can set it on fire. Okay, so what else? So we need like half a ton of this stuff. You put it with like, is it making fuller plants? Do you put it on like, what else can you, there's got to be.

I mean, what we just already covered is more than 12 minutes. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. But we'll come up with more stuff on the day. We'll come up with more stuff. I think there's

a lot we can do. I really like it. Same. So, do we do? Yes. We do. Okay. Okay. I think that's a... I like the way you presented it, Andrew. Also, life lesson for people that are listening. We were talking about why we have beards and why we don't. Gavin has his

because he's lazy. If you're considering not having a beard when you have a beard, don't start dating a woman who only knows you with a beard. Oh, yeah. Because then you're stuck

with that beard for the rest of your life. That's why I have a beard because I went on a date with Emily. Our first date, I had a beard. And so now I have to have

a beard for the rest of my life. So you're saying life hack, shave before the first date. If you don't want to be tied to a beard for the rest of your life, yeah. Okay. Has she seen you in person without a beard?

Yeah, I've shaved it before a few times. She's like, hmm. Awesome. I think Jack's in the same situation. He can never shave that. Oh, definitely. Okay. So we will do, I like it, on the list.

What do you got next? I'm so excited about this one. This one may have solved Jeff's problem, and I think there's all sorts of variations we can attempt to try with it. This is the sock slider, okay? An exit for a stop oh There's no way he's getting that sock not anymore sock slider Not anymore! Sock slider! You have to bend down- okay. Slide your foot in. This is- there's so much we can do with this.

Yes. I don't like these foot-based episodes that we keep coming up with. I think you two turned on the deflection by Gavin. Gavin can't take it. Keep coming Too much Multiple surgery multiple Gavin's texting right now. I'm gonna be home in an hour have your shoes off When I walk in the door Get the sock slider Oh good. You can travel with Four pieces get a little stick for it for helping put your shoes on

You're wearing those shoes. You don't gotta wear a big sock with it. What are you doing? I'm immediately Yes, okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, but it's there's so much foot shit We can be trying to what if you take all your bread out of a bread bag How you gonna get it back in mm-hmm up a bottle of clobber on it. Dive head first. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Does it work for condoms?

That's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah, yeah. The idea of making food with it is very funny. Oh, like sausage it. Filling like- Like a burrito? A burrito, like a pita pocket like pita pocket do it like a sausage where you're trying to cram chorizo or whatever and then you just shoehorn

it into your own face i do think there's something there yeah absolutely cake icing trying to get into the cake icing thing with socks can you do a double-footed jump and just land in a pair of socks? There you go. We can do cool tricks. Oh, like 360 socks? 360 socks, yeah. That's enough. Yeah. Okay, so I saw the wheels spinning, but they weren't

going anywhere on you. Okay, so do we do? Yes. I think so. I think that's a great one. I do too. Yeah I think I think it has so many weird up application and Gavin's gonna have a fucking great time anything We can find that's not food related. Yeah, and I think I mean with feet and everything. He's like so close It's like right up his alley. Yeah, really no kidding. Okay. All right, Andrew. What's uh next one? It's like my favorite commercial, I think, of all these.

But once again, I don't know how it would be necessarily used, but it's just so good. Is this the toilet? Boom tunes! Boom! What the fuck? Oh, it turns everything into a speaker. It turns everything into a speaker! Oh, absolutely.

Oh. Bam! That box is now a speaker. That car, now a speaker BOOM! Wanted to hear your music sound like the fucking worst shit you've ever heard? Then put it on your shoe Oh you can have such a cool drink! Everybody gather around by the Jurassic Park scene

We should play the Jurassic Park- Stumps through it. Any player, phone, or computer, turn that pizza box into a speaker that rocks the floor. There's a phone right there! The one that coolers the computer. Yeah, but this is louder, Gavin. Okay. With headphones, you can't shake off the glass.

So annoying. Yeah! Listen to the mailbox! If only we could make our mailbox a speaker. Turn down your dresser drawer, send mailbox a speaker turn down your dresser Oh, you can make toast while you're oh, that's so cool Andrew loves this commercial I think a toilet seat would do oh, yeah

Whatever works underwater. I wonder if it works on a person. Can we put it on something really quiet like a librarian? That is the funniest thing you've ever said. They are really showing you what you can attach this to. I wonder if we can turn my butthole into a speaker. We should like right in the right in the right in the anus. We should attach it to a speaker.

Yeah. See if we don't need power. See if it sounds good that way. I think that I think there's stuff there. I do think it's the same trick over and over. Yes. But I think it's the same trick over and over. Yes. But I think it's visually so funny

to stick something to something and have sound come out of it. Plus if we could we daisy chain it where we have like eight of them or ten of them on the same thing? Wow. What if you just get two and listen to them? Do you think if you put it on your

forehead and then open your mouth? Like, do you think you'd be like the ultimate speaker? I'm just going to play clips of Jeff speaking that I'll play through my own mouth. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you can fool your friends. That's how you give a speech. You give a speech in a public speaking class. That's how we get people to listen to f*** faces.

I'll play it through my mouth and walk through the mall. That guy's talking and that's f***ing crazy. You see this? This guy's thinking mall. Oh my god. Again, it is the same trick over and over. I do think it's f***ing funny. It's funny.

Yeah. It also could potentially be joined with the magic ear. I thought the same. I thought the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

What do you think? Yeah, let's do it. I do. I do. I think it's worth a shot. I think it's good just for the Jurassic Park shot. Yeah. I think so, too.

Okay. So, do we do? Do. Yes. Okay. Okay. Let's do the do. Do.

Different thing. All right. Different. All right, Andrew, what's next? Okay, next one is called the Auto Hammer. Oh, God. Ohhhhh. Oh, man, isn't... Oh, that guy's asking for trouble.

Oh, man. Ow! Bam! Bam! What did it do? It just dispensed the nail. So it dispenses the nail? Oh, my God! And then you go, my god! And then you go BAH! Do you think it comes out that perfectly every time? Yes! Look how it rattles around! Yes!

You have to hold it at a specific angle. You can't get it in there, cause you fucking suck. Oh, that's perfect. Well, he just changed the angle that he was hammering. Well, he also didn't hit it. Ah! Oh we could definitely race these, like who can... Look at that technology.

Someone's gonna do a nail race. Someone's gonna fucking break a hand. We gotta see who can hammer in 20 nails the fastest. Oh yeah. You could put other stuff in it potentially. Oh I thought they were gonna hammer that guy. Alright we'll tie up a guy. I wonder if Jeremy Dooley knows that guy

Yep What are you hammering okay? Look at how strong it is that way cooler if it deposited a nail in that tire and then he hammered that Everything's 20 bucks, baby And then he hammered that tire. Here's a nail gun. Everything's $20, baby. Do you get two? Do you get an extra one free? Hang on, we get something else.

For an extra fee? We get a clip-on level. Clip-on level. Now I can know if everything's level. Oh, my God. They're not done. There's more. I'll go to the 100 nails.

Why would I need 100? What? Okay, whatever. Okay, so what to do? They will not buy it back because they're out of business. I could only find this on eBay. Awesome. So what do you do with the auto hammer though?

Blindfolded double hammering? That, oh, I don't like that. What could we do with it? I wish it would shoot the nail out yeah that's a nail gun but that's a nail gun does that yeah that's a real thing that exists and you can just get one yeah it i wonder if okay let's say let's say you're doing like a nice dinner right like you're having a dinner party and you make a bunch of appetizers and you need to put toothpicks in each one to make sure everyone's ready. Name a more efficient way. You load it with toothpicks.

You load it with magnetic toothpicks? What if... Metal toothpicks? Does it have to be magnetic? That's what it seems like. That's how it works. That's how it holds the nail. It's a magnet. It'd be great if you could run other stuff through it. Imagine if you could, pretzel sticks through it.

Yeah, or cheese strings. Or cheese strings or something, yeah. And you could be like, you want some pretzels? And you just go like... Yeah. Like Pez, kind of. I mean, you could, but then you're holding a hammer right to someone's face, and also it would just come out, right?

Yeah, I guess it would just deposit, right? Like a Pez dispenser, almost? Like, it would just shoot out. It would just flop. Yeah. That's true. I'm drawing a blank on funny stuff to do with this. I'm having a hard time thinking of what auto-hammer... Because you have... There's so much activity afterward, and it's dangerous.

Yeah. It's... Hammer? I just don't trust you guys with hammers. Well, also, all it really does, it doesn't do any hammering for you. No. It just places a nail Yes, it should be called the auto nail. Yeah, and the really dumb thing is the hammer is already designed to do that on the back End yep, so it's like that's true kind of yeah. Well. It doesn't put it there for you, though No, you have to do it yourself. You have to do that one thing yourself

I don't I don't know that we can make the auto hammer work I think we can think about it, but if you're asking me... I think our challenge would be to make it automatic. How would we do that? That got Jeff thinking right away. Yeah, I'm too dumb. Yeah, no, no. To be honest, I just like the idea of it

more than I think it will have a use. The fact that the auto hammer existed at one point brings me joy. I'm going to say no. And I'm sure it was a piece of shit. Yeah. I think we will have a use. The fact that the auto hammer existed at one point brings me joy. I'm going to say no. And I'm sure it was a piece of shit. Yeah. I think we have to say... I'm going to say no.

We have to say no on something. Yep. Otherwise, it looks like we don't have standards. True. I'm excited about this one because this might, Jeff, cover your fruit gloves thing that we talked about before. This is a product that I think could have so many uses.

Let me introduce you to the tater mitts peeling potatoes can take forever okay lots of tough night careful I mean there's a potato peeler you can use tater mitts whoa are you fucking serious that's like are you fucking serious? Dude, that's like fruit gloves. Are you fucking serious? Fruit gloves! That is phenomenal! Peeled potato. It's the hassle-free way to peel potato. Can we, like, de-wallpaper a wool? ... Remove the paint? ... because tater mitts works well on other vegetables.

Wow. Dude, she just fucked that potato. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What a waste. Lethal back rubs? Yeah. You could

exfoliate the shit out of somebody's face. Oh yeah. Yeah, could you like rub a hole in a can and drink out of it? It's basically sandpaper gloves. Could you shred like pulled pork with this? Shred lettuce. Oh, shred lettuce.

You make a whole meal. Do you think the extra grip would help you throw a baseball faster? Oh, that's a good question. Yeah, maybe. Could you take a layer off an egg? It could be like those assholes on TikTok. They were like, doop, doop. Wait, it could be like those episodes on TikTok. They're like, doop, doop.

Wait, are we on something different? It comes with it. Oh, okay. I hate cutting with a knife. Yeah, it's the worst. It's the worst. There's a better way. Oh, it's this thing.

It's like a big garlic master. Yes, it is. Well, let's hope it works at all better than the Garlic Master, because that thing's a piece of shit. I think I'm all in on Tater Mints. There's just so many things.

There's no end of what we can do with the Tater Mints. I didn't think about scratching wallpaper off a wall. Do you think you could remove the rind off a watermelon? That would be awesome. Like rub to red? Yeah, rub to red. That's pretty good.

What about like scratch tickets? Meet someone who has like a scratch ticket. You're a genius. That's like an all-time ticket. Andrew, you're gonna be rich. You just revolutionized gambling. Oh my god.

I mean, so like, yeah, I think this is it. Do we do? We do, we do. That's a fucking, dude, tater mitts are fucking good. Wow. I wonder, I bet we could restore a rusty old watering can

or something. We could do like those those you could be like those TikToks where they take an old tool that's 150 years old and take it apart and sandblast it yeah

restoration do you think that if you got a new pair of jeans you could vintage them up a little bit you know what I mean you could like acid wash your own jeans

yeah that's a great idea okay okay I think we're all in on tater mitts yeah we got ideas out of the anus on that one yeah really alright Andrew good great fucking pick this is it this is the last one Okay, okay. I think we're all in on tater mitts. Yeah, I got ideas out the anus on that really yeah

All right, Andrew good great. This is it This is the last one And this one I feel like could almost be a hall of fame entry for a previous product It is called maximum traction. This is maximum traction Only there was more traction! It's like a conversation we were having earlier, Andrew They're at the fucking mall! That was an actual event? How did I miss it?

I continue to have pain Alright, Phil Swift here Oh, it's the Mike Tape guy Phil Swift! Powerful non-skid coating that's got the grip to stop the slip Please be invisible Please be invisible It's like the opposite of WB40

Oh, this I have so many ideas. Ooh, ice! You can't slip on it. That lady looked evil, right? Like an evil old lady? Watch out! Oh my god! She just killed that baby!

Oh shit! Perfect. Wet pool areas. You're not gonna slip and fall in wet areas like your bathroom or your kitchen. You will. It's like putting the brakes on in a car. Perfect. Wet pool areas. You're not going to slip and fall in wet areas like your bathroom or your kitchen. You will. It's like putting the brakes on in a car. You'd never slip on this. I will save people from getting hurt.

I can tell you that. I wonder if you could stop a car faster if you sprayed the wheels. Can we put it on the bottom of a curling iron? Not like a hair one, like a... Oh, right. Wait, what? Why was it on... I guess you could... It glows in the freaking dark!

That's the radioactivity. Why don't they use this on runways? I bet you could make planes stop sooner. Cover the runway? We should sooner. Stop on an aircraft. Cover the runway? We should get a contract with an aircraft carrier. They'd love it. That's a great idea.

Okay. What? There's more? Oh, you get a second, Cam. Oh, okay. Here's the thing. Here's the thing I want to do. I want to get linoleum.

I want to slick it up. Okay. I want to put a little bit of oil on it. Okay. I want Gavin to slide onleum. I want to slick it up. I want to put a little bit of oil on it. I want Gavin to slide on it with his socks. Yeah, until I hit the... But you don't know where those spots are. Until, after you slide on it, we turn off the lights. And you'll be able to see

exactly where we put maximum traction. It's like in GTA races where they have the boost and the slowdown thing. I really want to see is you guys did the sliding shoe thing. Yes. Like in the first run. What happens when you put that

on maximum traction? What wins? Yeah, what wins that or WD40? Yeah. Oh, that's a great because we're having like a battle of two products. Which one's stronger? Absolutely. I love that. It's gonna be its own special episode. Can we take it to a water park and just jam up one of the slides?

Right back, just fu- AHHHHH! We could just fuck up a slide at a playground. No slip and no slide! No slip and slide. That'd be so bad if you just put it in the middle of a slip and slide So you have all the momentum You'd have to call it a walk and wet

I think we should put someone Andrew's back in the bath And see if he just gets stuck forever Oh you keep you up Yeah he won't slide anymore I'm already good I'm already corked up What you can do with an RC car You know what I mean? Like put it on the tires.

Do you like, can it go up something? Some kind of traction to it. I really like this one though. I also like that it glows in the dark because I do think that we'll show that to Shane that like, hey, here's this thing we want to do. And then we turn off the lights. We go, by the way, it glows in the dark and he's think that we'll show that to Shane that like hey here's this thing we want to do and then we turn off the lights we go by the way it glows in the dark and he's gonna go awesome now do you guys think that it glows in the dark was an intentional feature for the beginning now do you

think it glue another yeah that's why. I think there's something to, I think we can come up with a lot for maximum traction. I agree. I'm thinking about some kind of slippery clothes you just can't keep a hold on, and then you just spray a whole shirt with it. You know what I mean? Did you say you want to put it on ice?

Yeah. Like a patch of ice, like you were ice skating? Oh, can we? Yeah. You could de-slip ice. What's the slipperiest fruit? Oh. Trying to hang on to something.

Peeled mango? Oh my God, I was going to say a peeled mango. Oh my God, that is 100% the slipperiest fruit. All right, we have to see. We're going to give a mango a rind with maximum traction. Rewrind your peeled mangoes. When you've peeled off more than you can chew. We'll peel them with the potato thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So do... Yes. We do, we do, we do. Okay. We do. I think this is fucking great. We do.

Andrew, this is phenomenal. Andrew, this is... You might have this is phenomenal andrew this is we might have just set us up for the whole season it doesn't do you just greenlit a whole season yeah you literally just gave us a season it doesn't do we saw that tax shaver back in and we're set andrew you brilliant bastard wow i'm so glad that this went as well as it did and i just enjoyed so much watching this with you guys this is great and I think it'll be so much fun for people to see this maybe post-season. Yeah.

This is where they first saw the products and then we'll actually also know what these came up. Like what happened to them. Because I think of all of Rusev's shows, Does It Do needs like a non-linear timeline. And I think that's, it's like art. It also needs a prequel and a side show. I love it. That's awesome awesome andrew thank you so much this was great of course yeah thank you guys so much for giving all the amazing ideas that you

just making the show like jeff pitching does it it's so funny i love the series so much i'm glad that we could uh make this for. I just wish I saw that deck Jeff is Jeff grabbed his phone and started looking for it immediately I think I saw the deck so I don't know how you didn't see it He said Andrew seen the deck if you can find an email that I'm on with a does it do deck attached to it I'll be blown away Well, okay. Thanks Andrew, and thanks. I hope you guys liked season three of season three of... season two? Of Does It Do?

Did we just do... So the second filming session was still season one? Yes. Okay. Yes. Oh my god. Bye! Does it do? Ha ha ha ha!