Regulation Podcast - Did we get The Tuxedo from the Tuxedo? // The first freeze frame moment of my life [111]

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about an emergency F**kface meeting, the Tuxedo tuxedo, Jetski hi-fiving, Laptop urine, Geoff’s Gavin doorbell dream, and a cpap predicament. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey, with me as always, Andrew Panton and Gavin Free, neither of whom are American. Just thought I'd throw that out there. This is episode 100. It's episode 111 of season four, year three, volume one. I have a question.

Yeah. Well, I sort of opened Discord maybe 10 minutes ago, and there was no one in here. So I'm wondering, did we have some extremely short pleasantries again? Dude, let me tell you about the pleasantries. Go ahead, Jeff. I logged in.

I logged in. I saw Andrew and Nick were already in. So I hopped in at 2.57 to have pleasantries, and I hopped in, and the first thing I heard Andrew say is, and that's the end of that conversation. We'll pick this up at a later date oh this is um this is a weird one this is not on our normal day this is almost an emergency face meeting dude not not only is it yeah and I was telling Andrew before uh I have so fucking much to talk about Gavin you know about a lot of it

uh there's one thing that happened to me this morning that you don't know about, though. I have so much to fucking talk about, but all I care about is a tuxedo. So I'm just going to list my notes, and then if we get to them, we get to them, but at least they're on the recording, and so I'll remember to get back to them someday.

So I'm going to say, here's my notes real fast. Boot stamp, fart movie, new laptop, high Disney, buy Disneyney high seas high five gavin doorbell dream oh that's another one you don't know about gavin wrecked car gets wrecked and prepare to yell at andrew about tuxedo so andrew uh let's get into the tux go right to the well before we get the tuxedo i just want gavin to know it was a shorter pleasantry period and i was very stressed about that i was getting ready hop in for some quality quality pleasantries at like 12 47 my time i was like you know what gotta use the bathroom so i

went to use the bathroom it was a larger bathroom trip than i anticipated thought it was fast pleasantries it was a real problem i was sitting on the toilet looking at the clock like, I'm running out of pleasantry time. I want to talk to Nick about some things before Jeff gets here. And he typically gets here five minutes before. And were you opposed to joining the Discord from the toilet just to have pleasantries with Nick through your phone? Not opposed to it, but it didn't occur to me.

I was thinking about all the things that I need to discuss because a lot has happened since we, first of all, the tuxedo Why why do we bleep that in the most recent episode? That was the thing that was bleeped a million times I don't understand why we did that. Why do you do that? You're an idiot. You're such a stupid boss That came out before the frickin auction and that's the exact conversation I was trying to have with you, where you were like, oh, we don't have clearance to land.

I was like, that episode hasn't come out yet. We still have time to bleep it. What's amazing to me is that when I proofed it, there weren't any bleeps. So I don't know when it got bleeped. There was a missing bleep and a tuxedo came out. Yeah, but it didn't come out hard. It only came out to the people who were paying extra attention.

It was like an extra. Well, I mean, so the tuxedo itself ended up being the one of the last items in that block of auction period. So it was on Thursday. The auction started on Tuesday. The tuxedo aspect of it happened on a Thursday. But it takes like several days to make your account for it. So that's why I didn't get why it was bleeped. Because even if it was before, unless somebody already had an account, it just felt like

a niche thing. So I didn't know why that happened. But I guess you were saying it shouldn't have been bleeped because it takes so long to get an account. Yeah. Like even though possibly the auction could have happened if our lot was on Tuesday, I didn't realize how it worked at the time. But also it takes several days to like get approved. You have to get you have to send in a lot on Tuesday. I didn't realize how it worked at the time. But also, it takes several days to

get approved. You have to send in a lot of stuff. It's a whole process. It takes you several days. Who knows if it takes an average person several days. No, it takes everybody. Nick has supplied some more info. He said, only on first for a few hours, unfortunately. Eric made the call on the day we turned

in the final version, so it was a mad dash to edit. So Eric said day of, it needs to be bleeped. Is that what you're saying? I guess so. Based on what Nick said. Well, I will say people seemed to really like the bleeps. Day before. They liked the bleeps?

Yeah, they thought it was like so bleepy it was comical. Because we were talking about it. The reason it was bleeped the week before was because we didn't know whether. Because we were talking about it. The reason it was bleep the week before was because we didn't know whether we were going to talk about it. What we discussed in that one is that it is now fine to talk about. And then after that, we realized Andrew's done the maths wrong.

No, my math was correct. That's what I'm arguing. I don't know why we did that. You yelled at me. It's very possible I did, but I don't think we needed the bleeps. I think... It doesn't matter. Get away from the bleeps. I think it doesn't matter. Get away from the bleeps. I just don't. By the way, just for the audience

that is desperately trying to understand what the fuck is going on, this is the Jackie Chan tuxedo from the movie Tuxedo that we were going to buy at auction. We got Rooster Teeth to agree to let us spend up to $3,000 to buy the tuxedo,

which they expected to go for $2,000. And then we put it in Andrew's incredibly capable hands. And I knew in the moment we agreed to do that, it was a mistake. So when I was, I feel like I was the one that was pushing for this idea the hardest. And I thought it would be so funny

for us all to watch the auction together and we could bid on it and go through the highs and the lows of trying to secure it. That was my vision for it. Literally every other person involved with this show was out. They were away. So it was just me by myself.

And that was terrifying because I got given the Eric card, which by myself is a lot of responsibility. It was very terrifying to add that to my account. I had an all-time dumb moment where Eric sent me the card as two images, like the front of the card or the back of the card. And he sent me the photo of the front and I was putting that in

and I instinctually grabbed my phone and looked at the back of it to put in the bottom, the back of the card. Like I didn't swap photos. I'm so used to like looking at a card and then just twisting it over for the verification number. I physically looked at the back of my phone.

So that's a great start. Then I went into the auction because this is Tuesday and our lot is until Thursday. And I thought, I've never like experienced this before. It could be fun to just kind of get a feel for it and see what like maybe I can learn a strategy from this. And so I'm not really paying attention and the item up is like some outfit from star trek like one of the star trek shows and it's expected to go between like six hundred dollars to like a thousand or something like that and i looked and it was currently at twenty thousand dollars was the the bid active and i

wasn't really paying attention then i thought i bumped my keyboard and i was convinced that i placed a 25 000 bid on a piece of star trek memorabilia so that was terrifying i thought i died i had to quadruple check make sure i was all good that was fine avoid that so then i was scared to even open the auction i have a question time go ahead uh my headphones went off for about two straight minutes there what i miss uh andrew may or may not have accidentally bid 22 000 on a star trek outfit okay and so we're not at the tuxedo yet no no okay sorry all right before we get to the tuxedo i just want how would you guys feel i'm just hypothetically throwing this out there. How would you feel instead of if we got the tuxedo,

we had like a variety of maybe smaller items that were kind of show related. I wanted to read on that because I was told I could spend to the cap. So if we had extra money after the tuxedo or if we just missed entirely, I could still try to acquire things well I just know I wouldn't I would say it was any any hint of approval for that well no I asked for one I got approval I didn't I asked I talked I would say it's not worth spending the money on smaller things that we're not as passionate about unless it's something that really fits like the only thing I was

interested in was the tuxedo so i guess it would yeah it would depend on what the other stuff is so there's a variety i put some of them in the chat they made uh for the fast and furious movie a dom toretto license of shrek on it for some reason i thought that was great they were actually auctioned off the uh bowling hat pins and balls from the bowling scene and the Flintstones movie. It's like that show specific The thing I was most excited about is right after the tuxedo was the baseball outfit from the the Twilight movie And the baseball scene which is a great one of the greatest scenes in that whole series We're kind of a baseball show so I thought we had room. We're not really a Twilight show

No, but I mean we're kind of a baseball show and it's an iconic baseball podcast yeah and that's the baseball equipment i just say uniform and all that um so it got to auction day i made i made a strategic decision on this what are you laughing at jeff i'm fucking hate you why you hate me i'm just telling you what happened if this doesn't end if this doesn't end and that's getting that fucking tux why you hate me I'm just telling you what happened if this doesn't end and that's getting that fucking tuxedo and we end up with a goddamn Twilight merchandise thousands of dollars on something else haven't you that's what you've done no I'm not saying any I'm just trying to get to where we're at so I I made a realization I did my research because I was the

only one that showed up and it was my responsibility I I was told strictly cannot go over 3k. That's the max. Not a penny over. Doesn't mean go to 3k. Nah, it's not what I did. You're just making assumptions of what happened. So, I made the choice. Before you tell us, are we gonna, do you predict we're gonna be pleased with what you've done or not? No spoilers for that. Let me ask you a question. Go ahead.

Am I going to have to use my founder card to smooth stuff over after this? I don't think so. For a split second, I thought that was a special credit card that you have. Well, I am a member of the Founders Club, which does give you a card which gives you discounts on hotels.

But this is more like Founder of the Company, and I can get us out of a jam if I need to. I really hate doing that, though. No. If I would have spent $30,000 on Star Trek merchandise, though, I would expect you to use the Founder card to literally murder me. That would be fine. I'd approve that decision. fine i'd approve that that that decision but so what i learned in the auction is that there's a minimum bid and then there's their projected windows for bids and i think gavin you've said that you've used this site before so maybe you know about this i don't know but essentially the

minimum bid is below what their lowest expected amount is but unless the bid hits the lowest expected amount they will not sell you the item. They'll just not offer it to you. So I think the lowest. Exactly. So I think the lowest bid you could place on the tuxedo was $1,000, but their lowest entry point to buy it was $2,000. Now, there's also fees.

There's like 30% in like additional charges based on how much your bid is. And then there's taxes fees there's like 30 percent in like additional charges based on how much your bid is and then there's taxes and there's shipping so i did the math and i determined that essentially the most we could spend is 2000 which is the floor for getting the tuxedo it's i would have paid the extra if you would have texted me i was told i also talked about this last time i warned you that we would need more than that. Yeah, and that we all agreed. Gavin and I both agreed. We said we'd put money in. Well, you weren't there first of all, and second of all. I'm always

a text away. I'm always a text away. I was told specifically not to cross 3,000. Your issue's with Eric. It is not with me. I was told to not cross 3,000. So I put 2,000 in, and then I asked Nick if he wanted to do the auction with me and even he was busy. It's something

going on at that exact time. So I recorded and Nick captured the video of it. We have the 17 minutes going into the tuxedo and the tuxedo itself and we had the minimal bid that we could possibly have to get it. If anyone, if a single person

would bid a cent over us, I could not counter that based on what my instructions were. And we got to the tuxedo. Dude, you've done some interpolation with those instructions. Nobody said anything about shipping costs and taxes and stuff.

We just told you to spend $3,000 on the damn tuxedo. You were not part of... We would have worked the rest out. Jeff, dictionary kid. Shut up for a minute. I'm talking about conversations I had with somebody else that wasn't you. These were instructions I was given.

I think Andrew's actually been very responsible here. I've been so responsible, you're just yelling at me for no reason. So I put the bid in, and I watched in fear by myself, because nobody else was around, in terror. And I'm delighted to say that we own the fucking tuxedo That is the best news ever dude Congratulations, I'm sure you've taken something you took it on your own and you nailed it.

That never happens. Andrew, I got to say, I believed in you from the start. I knew you were going to pull this off. I was just telling Eric the other day. We were in California together. I was like, trust in Andrew. You always got to trust in Andrew. He'll never steer you wrong 100% of the time.

Oh my God, that's amazing. So it was terrifying. And as I said, I don't know if we're going to release it or what it will look like but there's 17 minutes of me reacting to items in the auction and then watching it happen live and he wanted the auctioneer wanted so badly for any other action from anyone he was desperate he was like this is i would just wear this out this is a great tuxedo this is fantastic going once this is a great tuxedo this is fantastic going once this is a great tux everyone look at how great this jackie chain wore this going to

fair warning that a lot of tuxedos i looked at it it's cheaper well it's not cheaper it's like 700 more than buying an armani tux from from like new correct yeah it's not that much of a difference we got a savings and we got the full outfit we got a shirt that has harness holes in the back of it we're missing a few buttons but we can make it work can you imagine buying that tuxedo just in a store and then they offer you a 700 upgrade to jackie chan's one you would do it right it's not that much more i love the idea of them offering that as an option of like okay so you could get this one Not that much more. That's great. I love the idea of them offering that as an option of like,

okay, so you could get this one. Or Jackie Chan has worn this $700 more. What do you think? Jackie Chan did kung fu in that tuxedo. And we own it now. Yeah. And we own the one from the movie. And it's not even a situation where it sounds like there were multiples. Like, this was the one.

This was it, yeah. This is what they used. This was the fucking thing. So that was exciting and terrifying. I was just sweating, yelling, like, fucking hit the gavel. Hit the gavel! Hit it! Because, like, why would you stall?

Why are you stalling? Why? Like, he kept stretching it out. Dude, we gotta release that. Dude, yeah, we have to. It was very exciting. Why? Like he kept stretching it out. Dude, yeah, we had to.

It was very exciting. I had had it in my head that we were going to end up with like a catcher's mitt from Twilight and Dominic Toretto's Shrek driver's license. And I just wanted, in my head, I'd already worked through it. We were just going to put it on display just like we were going to do with the tuxedo. But it was just going to be like in a glass case all bundled together that just said, not the tuxedo but it was just gonna be like in a glass case all bundled together that just said not the tuxedo well i genuinely was excited about the twilight baseball thing after it but it went for four thousand dollars so it went way over it was huge like people that's an iconic scene

from that movie um yeah i also had the thought of like okay now i have it i'm the only one here that that knows that how much do i want to fuck with you two about the fact we missed it or not a tremendous amount i would imagine what could i do a little bit but i didn't want it to be like so exhausting that you weren't even excited that we got it like i felt like there's a fine line of like reverse salad creaming of where i did the right thing but i still fucked it up i didn't think you had it at all because jeff and i had to trick the universe yesterday into hanging out at the last second, and we were both pretty convinced that we didn't have it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Oh, man. But we did. We did knock off a bucket list thing yesterday, and we filmed it. Oh, yeah. Should I post it in the Discord?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, might as well. But let me just say. Oh, you make a pizza? All kidding aside, Andrew. discord uh yeah yeah might as well um but let me just say uh you make a pizza all kidding aside andrew um i know a second ago i did that i did the funny thing where

i was like i talked about how i always believed in you and i never doubted you for a second uh all kidding aside i didn't for one second think you would pull this off i was convinced you would screw

it up and you didn't and i want you to know you have got the biggest get out of salad creaming free card from me. You can cash in whenever you want. The final total. You've got to like get out of Greg free

card where like next time whatever it is I don't care I'll just I will turn the other cheek. Between the fees and the shipping and everything it costs like two thousand seven hundred dollars for the tuxedo that is so we even went under the cap so we're great that is a bargain but i'd love to see what bucket list i'm assuming it's the pizza would be my guess no no okay well first off let me just say this uh i mentioned kind of hilariously that Gavin and I tried to go to Vegas together for a vacation

and I was going to go to the NBA finals and Emily got COVID. And so the like two days before the trip, we had to cancel. Right. Well, in the back of our heads, it was OK, because two weeks later, I had this trip to VidCon in Anaheim that I had to go do a panel at, which if you don't know what VidCon is, you're lucky. Don't look it up. You don't need to know. It's not a fun time. Although I did get to experience Eric Bedore experience VidCon for the first time. I wish he was here to talk about it. It was really funny watching his unfiltered opinions of everything that was going on. Anyway, so because of that, I said, hey, Emily, let's go back.

Before the pandemic started, we went to Disneyland with Vanessa, who's one of the early bats. She's one of the people that got the bat, the original bats. Emily's best friend and her husband. And so we planned to use my work trip to go to Disneyland. And so went down there. They were going to

meet me the next day. Emily got in, flew down. I did my panel for VidCon, got out of my panel, met Eric. We did a podcast, a different podcast, just the two of us for a non-face podcast. We did the animal one. Got out of that podcast. Emily called me and was like, Henry collapsed. He had a heart problem. We have to go back home. And we immediately got on a plane and went back to Austin. Henry's fine, by the way. He's okay. But so we had to leave in the middle of the trip. And I'd never stepped foot in Disneyland.

And we had to come home. But we made lemonade. Co-Gavin and I went jet skiing on Sunday. I see you've posted a video. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I meant to say, Gavin, I went jet skiing. And then at that point in my head, the video would play for everybody.

Okay. But you probably have to hit play. Oh yeah, yeah. Do you want me to hit play on this? Okay. I'm anticipating this being a certain thing. I'm gonna watch this. It's eight seconds. Don't wait for it. I feel like that was the least thrilling version of what just happened, but that is definitely, that is definitely a bucket list item. That is a high seas high five buddy Gavin

And I did a high five on jet skis and that cheer that like shout for me after it happens That isn't me cheering. That's me screaming in agony So much even at like five miles an hour, which I think is the slowest i can go on that thing so much my hand hurt for like four hours after we went i kept looking over and he was like he shook it for the rest of the day so we're working our way up though that's a five mile an hour high five on jet skis yes we that's the final attempt we did it it three times. The first time we did definitely hit each other.

The one before that, we high-fived and I immediately crashed into Jeff's jet ski, which caused Emily to rock back and accidentally stop recording. Oh no! We don't have a video of that? We do.

I feel like that's the better video, honestly, than the one that you put out. But this was a much better high five than the one that Gavin showed. Yeah, but I feel like the footage is better for the other one. This is just like a... It's good, but it's not... I don't know. So the next step is we gotta hit ramps. We gotta do it in the air.

That's a huge step. What do you mean that's the next step? I feel like there's so many steps between those two things. What about aiming for like seven miles per hour? Instead of adding air. Is this another one? Is this the crash one? This is where I yell at him. So you're riding up. Well, that's a good one again. You're riding up.

Well, that's the good one again. There's a little bit of... No, that was the... That was the bump, and then Emily almost fell off and stopped recording back there. And what you can't see really in that one is that I'm stuck sideways at the beginning because for some reason the jet ski turned off. So for the run-up of that, I'm trying to figure out

how to turn on my jet ski again. That was fun. Yeah, I mean, it looks great. I think it's a great starting point. I'm trying to figure out how to turn on my jet ski again. That was fun. Yeah. I mean, it looks great. I think it's a great starting point. We definitely now know that this is possible. Oh, super possible. Super possible.

Working out the specifics. Good proof of concept. Fantastic. Yeah, it's a great way to put it. The most badass bike stunt starts with the smallest of bunny hops. It takes a little bit of time. Yeah, work your way up. We're going to get there.

We're going to get there. I can't wait. And Gavin and I made a lot of lemonade out of the fact that I have had two vacations in a row canceled. And this one, literally, Emily and I, we flew to L.A. Emily flew to L.A., had lunch, and then got back on a plane and went home. So annoying.

Slept in the same bed the whole time. Oh, it's terrible. Oh oh my god uh speaking of another uh adorable thing henry did let me let me show you a photo i'll uh oh man is it the least favorite thing for you guys when i have to uh yeah it's really well it depends sometimes it can be so bad it's great if it's just in the middle it's not as fun this is on the day before we left for for los angeles i was working on my laptop and i set it down on this little bench little leather bench by my bed and when i came back five minutes later see henry uh henry is uh he's he's he's an elder gentleman now. So we dress him at all times in a bow tie and a diaper

because he has accidents. I forgot to put the diaper on him. And he peed 37 gallons directly onto my laptop. So when I came back to pick up my laptop, it just fell out of all the ports so much piss that's a colossal amount of piss unironically the picture's the wrong way as well yeah well it's me i was thinking about the classic jeff photo uh so i, had to buy a new laptop that day. No! Yeah, just dead. Oh, no!

Straight up dead. Uh, he didn't mean it. No, I can't. That's so much, it looks like a Rorschach of piss, like the way that it bends and... Out of all the places from the P, I'm glad it was on my laptop. It was chipped to one of the piss-boiled biographies. I got a brand new MacBook Air, so, I mean, it's the M1 chipset. Hey, congratulations! A brand new old MacBook Air.

It's obsolete as of July. I needed a laptop for work, so what am I gonna do? Could you just wait a month for, you know, to not have a laptop? No. Don't! That's okay. Another funny thing, while we're talking about shit that's costing me money,

did I tell you guys that I wrecked my car recently? No. You wrecked my car? I wrecked your car. Not bad. Not bad. So I have two cars and a one-car garage, or one-car driveway.

And so when I had my yard work done, I had them like eke out as much of a second area as possible. So now I have like a one and three quarter driveway. So to get my car in the driveway requires some like Austin powersing around shit, but I'm used to it. I'm good at it. I, I, I enjoy the challenge. But the other day I was in a hurry about a month ago, I was in a hurry and I a month ago, I was in a hurry. And I was just taking Millie somewhere. And I was stressed out. And I wasn't paying attention. And I clipped this pole pulling out of my driveway.

And so I just scraped a bunch of paint off the driver's side of my rear door. And so I took it to a collision place. Or I took it to BMW. And then they told me the place to get it repaired. And so I took it to these guys. I had to get on a waiting list for three weeks because they're so busy. Finally, last Wednesday, I dropped it off because I was going out of town. I was going to be at VidCon and Disneyland and whatnot. I drop it off. And then I start immediately getting like really verbose texts from them like, hey, I just want to let know, we removed the quarter panel and we started spraying the quarter panel.

And when that's done, then we're going to do this and that. And just like a ton of information. It's like really cool. Then at Friday, while Emily and I were, uh, running around trying to get back to Austin,

uh, I missed a couple of phone calls and I thought that's weird. And I was ignoring it cause I was trying to drive from Anaheim back to LAX and book a flight and stuff. And, uh, I got a text after that that was like, Hey, because i was trying to drive from anaheim back to lax and book a flight and stuff and uh i got a text after that that was like hey it's so-and-so from the collision place uh hey give me a call on monday about your about your car when you get a chance and i looked at emily and i

thought that's bad and she's like what do you mean he just wants you to talk on monday and i'm like yeah but every other text i've gotten from these guys has been really informed like overly so you know and uh and this is just sort of a sort of a hey just give me a call when you get a chance uh very vague and I thought like that's not they've they've done something to my car and she's like you're being paranoid so this morning when I woke up the first thing I did was call them and uh he was like yeah gee uh really sorry about this um we had your car already it was all painted and we got it all set up and uh then we were gonna drive it over to bmw for a certification we got to certify these you know cameras or whatever and get them calibrated there

and uh well we were pulling out and uh well uh we hit we got into a car accident with your car and no no they wrecked my car after they fixed it they wrecked it so they're like you know obviously we're gonna repair it and we'll get it certified by bmw and it won't cost you a dime and we're really sorry but we're gonna need it another week because we wrecked your car what do they do they hit another car or they just they got They got somebody in a truck ran into it. Oh my god. So when do you get your car back? Next week?

I was supposed to get it today. Now I think hopefully I get it today now i think hopefully i get it friday uh emily was like man you were way cooler about that than i would have been and i was just like what are you gonna do i mean like well i mean as long as it's there sure it's right it's just they're fixing it but it's like okay at this point like sure why not throw it on the pile fucking who cares i already we already ate two entire vacations to Vegas and Disneyland in the last two weeks. Why not?

I just bought a new laptop for no reason. That's what I'm trying to say. I'm trying to look at the Rorschach of piss to see if there's a car crash that I can spot. Oh my God. So when did the laptop happen in relation to the car? Was this after? Yeah, the laptop happen in relation to the car? Was this after? Yeah, the laptop.

I dropped the car off Wednesday morning. Henry peed on the laptop Wednesday afternoon. Okay, so you didn't know that your car was going to get destroyed. I didn't find out my car was destroyed until well today. But I had an inkling on Friday evening. Yeah, something was wrong. Or maybe Tuesday I dropped my car. Anyway, yeah, it had been there for a on Friday evening that something was wrong. Or maybe Tuesday I dropped my car. Anyway, yeah, it had been there for a couple days.

That's incredible. So apart from, of course, things are going about like pretty normal in Jeff's world. Just wanted to give you guys an update. I almost said it in bed this morning. I told Emily, I said, on the bright side, at least

nothing's happened to the... And she goes, shut up! So I didn't actually say it out loud. It's an annoying step to verify the cameras. Is it like if they swap parts, they don't work until BMW sign off on it? I don't know. I think because it's like... It sucks.

BMW certifies their cars and the repairs and stuff so they only work with certain body shops and then there's a yeah I guess they have to like sign off on it I don't know wherever you're going you better believe American Express will be right there with you heading for adventure we'll help you breeze through security

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I'm down $80 at this point. I don't want to fight you. Why are we fighting? So this goes all the way back to when you mailed me the giant thing a bubble wrap that was part one of this you were so kind being thoughtful taking care of me want to make sure I'm okay

you sent me a giant thing a bubble wrap from Amazon so I decided that I need to return the favor I love giving gifts to people. It's so it's such a great feeling, you know, show somebody that you care about. You love them, get them something nice. So you got me the bubble wrap. I was laying in bed. I couldn't sleep. And I thought, what would be a great gift for Jeff? And then I just thought,

what if what is the most amount of bananas I could send Jeff at one time? Because you're a big banana guy. You love bananas. So I hopped on. I would say I like bananas about as much as Emily likes swans. Swans? Like an average amount.

An average amount? I'm a B minus banana fan. You're a B minus banana fan. So I went on and I made an account. I used the free trial for amazon prime on amazon.com and they have a fresh section where it's like a grocery delivery service they have yes i'm familiar and i it was it was like 1 a.m and i was like you know what these are pretty cheap they're two pounds a bag i'm gonna send jeff a thousand pounds of bananas tomorrow i'm just

gonna do this so i did it i had sent and then i went to go back to sleep again and i did this from my tablet i sent jeff a thousand pounds a ton of bananas i sent 502 pound bags and i hit clear and then because i'm unfortunately not a bad enough person, I thought about it. And I was like, you know what? I don't I don't know what maybe something's happening in just life. I don't know a schedule. I didn't want it to be like Todd Margaret, where all the food and all the animals take over the house. Like a bunch of animals would eat a thousand pounds and scatter it everywhere.

And there's moving to your home. I felt really bad about it. So I canceled the order five minutes later and i went back to bed and i just went about my day and that evening happened to be a very important family dinner that i was paying for that i was going to cover it was like this built-up dinner it was very exciting i was so happy about it and i get to the place and i give them my card and they say uh it doesn't it's not going through and i thought oh that's weird so then i gave them my other card and they told me yeah this one isn't going through either and that's that's all the money i have so i'm like what is i don't give me a minute i'm gonna try to i gotta

figure this out so i left and i had to search thankfully i had cash i never have cash i just happen to have cash i was able to pay for it but i couldn't figure out what was wrong and so i was looking at my phone and they they deactivated my account because i bought so many bananas they thought it was a fraudulent charge i got a text at like 2 a.m that i just hadn't i didn't notice and my account had been locked the entire time so then i was on hold for like two hours that evening trying to get them to unlock my account didn't work so i've lost i've lost time at this point for jeff and this this issue and that fell apart it was a disaster so i was able to get the dinner everything was okay but i almost couldn't

buy this really important built-up dinner because i bought 500 bags of bananas so that was having to explain to people like there was a moment where i thought i might not be able to get this and having to explain why it was ridiculous so then that happened some time passes we're nearing episode 100 and i thought you know what This could be a great time. The way that we had to record that episode, we'd have a two hour window. I am going to send Jeff like 600. I was reduced. I realized so how Amazon Fresh works

is let's say you want to buy a thousand bananas. You put in a thousand and they'll say, I can't do it, but we do have 700. So I just always put in a high number and see whatever the max is. So for episode 100, I thought I'm going to do this again. So I signed up for Amazon Prime again, and I was getting ready to do it.

But then I had a thought of like, well, I don't know. You know what's going on with Jeff. And then, Jeff, you had you almost quit this podcast because of the dinger video of you missing. It was not happy. So then I was like, I cannot send this man 800 pounds of bananas. This is not a good time i'm gonna just hold off on this so i held off and i hadn't thought about it until last week

i'm looking at my credit card statement and i notice a 20 charge from amazon and i don't know what it is and i look at all my accounts i can't figure out i didn't order anything i realized i forgot to cancel the trial from episode 100 so i've been being billed 20 a month for the past three months because i just forgot to turn it off so that's i'm now down 80 and like three hours of time and i've almost ruined a family dinner then last week i don't want to get into like the specific. I had one of the worst weeks I've had in a long time. Oh, no. Just terrible.

So sorry, buddy. And I missed I missed a break shit because of it that I was going to be on. I was excited about it. And I saw I watched it. I watched on like Saturday night and I'm having the worst week. I'm just a miserable, not good. And you took a shot at me and it hurt my feelings because of the week as a whole yeah i was i was angry well i that's how i felt with the dinger video i was just at a i was at a weak

point and you took a shot at me when i wasn't prepared what shot did i take i'm very sorry eric played the soundboard and then you said that's as much as andrew contributes normally and i was like i fucking hate you because it's tough and i try really hard on that show and that's like one of my anxiety points is because you guys have something you are frequently nervous about just because it is it's live and yeah it's hard to get words in and then that so i was mad at you and i thought this motherfucker and i've had i've just had a bad week so i thought oh you know what this guy loves he fucking loves swimming pools he loves swimming what can i do what can i do to the kindness of my heart i noticed last time i was

on there they sold gallons of water for 89 cents each and i was like oh you know what i want to be really nice to jeff i'll buy him some water for his pool so when his pool gets there he'll have the water to put it in let's buy some water for jeff and so I went to load up as much as they could and since 100 in that time they have changed their system I could only send you a max everything had order amounts to it I couldn't go for the max I could only send you 3 gallons at a time

and I couldn't regularly schedule it so I wanted to send you 10 gallons of water every day for the month of July but they would only let me send three per week. So that was ruined. And I was like, well, that was pointless. I can't even do anything with this. I'm down another 20 for another month of Amazon. I'm down $80 and three hours and you keep beating me and you have no idea that this is even happening. It has been an infuriating, one-sided losing war. Oh, man.

Well, for the record, congratulations. I think that you single-handedly are changing the way Google Amazon or Google Amazon. You single-handedly are changing the way Amazon Fresh works. It sounds like they're having to put protections in place in the app because of you. And then I have no memory of saying that joke but it's very funny and it sounds like something i would say so i'll take your word for it yeah i was not happy about it are you over it now are you still mad no i mean i still don't love it but it's i'm not upset with you about it i mean i didn't mean it it was just a joke

do you think any of your bad week originated in in your sock choice for the week oh maybe i need to get into socks because i i don't i'm not a socks guy so maybe have you had what are the updated results of your your sock work um pretty okay just been still avoiding those red new ones yeah you still haven't tried them still not still not going to use them i will say andrew you sent me a lovely uh birthday card it was a get well soon card but it was re-skinned as a as a birthday card it's a banana on roller skates with a cup of coffee in a boom box and was that like a hint he says just wanted to say yellow hope you're peeling well and i am peeling well and i thank you for the happy birthday card and it meant a lot to me andrew

also sent me a link to a youtube video in he just wrote out the link to the youtube video in the card and uh emily and i both spent about 45 minutes trying to different permutations to figure out how to get it to work we eventually gave up decided that it's just miss it he just wrote it down wrong and uh mentioned it to him and he says i don't remember what it was how unsatisfying yeah well okay so the thought process with that was i just thought it was absurd to write a link in physical form and so much work for the person who's getting it yeah and so i pulled up a youtube video of a happy birthday song and then i just changed one of the numbers and made sure it went nowhere and then i just wrote that so everything is right

but one number and i was hoping that you would try multiple times and then it'd be an annoyance i didn't we tried i gave up and emily's like I'll try and then she tried for a while I bet I'm in my hole the whole time I'm like I don't know that this was ever supposed to work to begin with this might have been a whole point of the card I just wanted to add a card

and I thought I'll send this to Jeff I don't know maybe letter writing become a thing I get into Jeff had a little birthday party it was quality I'll send this to Jeff. I don't know. Maybe I'll get into, maybe letter writing become a thing I get into. Jeff had a little birthday party. It was, it was quality. Oh yeah.

Happy birthday to Jeff. Thanks man. I did. I forgot that was, that was two weekends ago. Uh, we went swimming. We had a little, I rented a swim,

or Emily rented a swimming pool for us and we went swimming for the day. Did you post any videos of that? I don't think so. No. Did you? Uh, I don't know. Should we, should we show Andrew the one of you on the diving board? I don't think so. No. Did you? I don't know. Should we

show Andrew the one of you on the diving board? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you have it. Oh, there's lots of diving. There's a big ass diving board. Are you still feeling the effects of being bitten by a swan? Do you still feel like 20% more graceful than you were before? No, I feel

I'm back to normal. Also, I tried desperately to show Gavin and Meg the sw, but we he was not there yesterday true He did not make an appearance are you are we waiting until you? He's looking for his phone I did get this I'm very excited. Oh hey congratulations. Thank you. Oh It's it's a it going to be in the slack. Oh, okay. Yeah, file size is too big. It's just too powerful.

I'm excited. So is this you? Because you dove through a ring last time, right? It was the last diving video we got of you. What type of dive are we looking at here? I don't even know. There was that much diving that you don't even, you can't recall? We just dove.

I dove for like four hours straight at one Point I dove all my limbs through individual little hoops Gavin had the dive of the day We had this well watch this and then yeah, yeah, you know watch this It's a slow-motion Jeff dive Doing a little wave look Queens wave transition amazing form looks like you missed the pool of time oh there we go there's the water it's like an infinity pool with a diving pool on the other side I see it just

looks like I fell off the world it does you just vanished that should be a seven-second clip I'm not sure why it's a minute long, but that's pretty much it. Just like untrimmed it. It was fun. I've never experienced a cheer so big in my life. We were just trying to do funny dives after a while, like diving through

the rubber ring, and then there were these little ring toss hoops. it was like blow up ring toss for like a floating flamingo yeah and then suddenly there was just like four of them flowing in the diving area so i just i did a little springy dive jump straight up the air then tried to thread both legs and both arms through the hoops and i just came crashing down on them and i couldn't really tell what happened. And then I realized as I was slowly floating to the surface, being pulled up by the hoops,

and I arose from the water with one on each limb and everyone was just like, ah! It was a really big accomplishment. He currently is the world champion at limb spear. I did. I did. I was like, we'd been trying it for a while. My best was two.

I got both legs in. Emily got three, two arms and a leg. And then Gavin showed up and just nailed it. And then he floated to the top, like in slow motion. It was really cool. I wish we'd have been filming that moment because it was definitely the dive of the year gavin has dive of the year hands down in 80s and 90s movies where the movie ends on a freeze frame with like the main guy smiling and

everyone around him celebrating it felt like that moment it felt like the first freeze frame moment of my life i would actually love to see a strictly looked-at, viewed, Dive of the Year competition. I want there to be a Dive of the Year. I want to be able to see there's a leaderboard of what Dive of the Year is. A Dive of the Year every year

would be fantastic. Maybe that's something we should get into, declaring the official Dive of the Year. Are you a dive guy, Andrew? No, I wouldn't say I'm a die i enjoy falling the falling part is fun but not a dive it's the coordination the lack of coordination is really the issue with me with the dive but the jumping off of a thing always good yeah that was my first experience with a bouncy diving board. It was very fun. Really? Yeah. Hey, uh...

Sorry, go ahead. As opposed to what? I was just like, what do you mean a bouncy... Like a rigid one. You know, if you're like at a high dive pool or something. It's just like a big solid one

instead of a springy one. Yeah, and this is like... This is... So I consider myself pretty familiar with diving boards, I realize. This is like the diving board you would find at a public pool in the 80s that's like extra springy like extra extra springy it's got like

it's like twice the size of like you think of a diving board in a backyard pool and you go like boing boing and you go in right this thing's got handrails it's like three times as long as a regular diving board like this is a diving board we've been i i think probably illegal in the city of austin but uh this is out in the fucking boonies which is why we rent it uh and we go out there and dive a lot you can get i don't know you can get a good 15 feet in the air off this diving board if you're jumping hard enough like it is fucking serious yeah i re-watched the video the spring is insane i don't think i've ever seen a board with that much spring to it.

And then the pool that it dives into is like 12 feet deep. So you can get really nice and fucking into it. It's good. I like that I have no concept of the pool that you actually dive into. I haven't seen a single actual dive from the angle that you have. We, uh, we, it was funny because i was just diving pretty much throughout the day but like everybody else had to work their way up to diving off that diving board trevor all those guys were like oh i'll give it a shot eventually and then once everybody did and they realized how

much fun it was you couldn't keep them off it's great hey i had a dream about you last night gavin yeah uh it's not good so what yeah go Um, it was weird and I don't know what to think about it, but, uh, the dream started with me on your front porch, pushing your doorbell, pushing the doorbell. And then I pushed the doorbell. And as soon as I push it, I think, why did I do that? And then I looked down and I'm like, why am I, why am I in Gavin and Meg's front porch? Am I bringing something to them? And I look around and like, I must be delivering something to them. And I look around, I'm like, I must be delivering something to them.

And I look around and I got nothing. And I'm like, did I forget it? What did I forget? What was I bringing? Am I even bringing something? Was I supposed to tell them something? What am I supposed to tell them? And then I thought, oh no, what time of day is it?

Is it even an appropriate time to ring their doorbell? And I look at my watch and it's 9 a.m. And I think, is 9 a.m. appropriate? Is it too early? It's a little early and then I'm like how did I get here and right then I hear Gavin and Meg like

it's a dream right so I hear them in their bedroom in bed like clearly as if it's like filtering through the house and I hear Gavin go what oh who rings a doorbell and Meg's like it's too early in the morning. And he's like, we're still in bed.

And they're just narrating all of my fears. He's like, it better be important. And Meg's like, it's not going to be important. It's not going to be worth it. Don't go. And he's like, I've got to. They rang the bell. They wouldn't if they didn't need me.

And I'm like, oh, fuck. And Gavin's like, I've got to put shoes on. And I can hear him putting shoes on in the bedroom. And I'm like, oh, fuck. I'm screwed. What do I do? He's going to be so mad at me. Meg's going to hate me.

And I'm looking where to hide. And I'm trying to hide behind a plant that's on your thing. And I'm like, that's not going to work. And I run into your garage. And I can't get your garage open. And then I'm like, oh, I'm tampering with their house. And then I run around the other side and there's like a fence. And I'm like, just trying to figure out where to hide so that you don't get mad at yelling

me. And then I realize, oh, my God, he's got cameras. He'll just see me running around his house. I better just face the music. And I'm like, oh, so I just like, fuck it. And I walk up to the front door and I like have my head down and I just stand in front of your front door and I can just hear you coming through the house going I just can't fucking believe it's a Saturday and Meg's like tell him to go away and I can just hear you stomping and you're like oh the cat's in

the way and like and then right as you get to the door and I can hear you like opening the front door and I'm like this is gonna end our friendship and then I woke up. Oh. The saddest part about that dream is there's an alternate version where it's just the entire time Gavin's struggling with an unflushable toilet. That's the real loss. I'm surprised you didn't hear me check in the breaker. No, none of that made it

into the dream. It wasn't even you trying to turn off my morning shit. No. No, I didn't know why I was there, and then I was so scared that I had inconvenienced you and Meg, and that it was going to end our friendship. And you were so, and I was just like terrified hearing you stomp down a hallway

to get to the front door. And then right when you were about to let me have it, I woke up. I mean, that could all be real, except you would never be terrified. Yeah. I was going to ask, have you would never be terrified. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I was going to ask, have you ever been intimidated by Gavin? No.

I don't think anyone ever has. I hit him too hard once, and I felt really bad about it, but I wasn't intimidated. I just felt guilty. Oh, what was that one? It was when we were at MCM in London. Me, you, and Dan, and I think Ben King were selling like griff balls out of a booth. And I smacked you in the side of the head.

But I hit you like on the ear really hard. And it was solid. And you looked at me like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And I was like, I shouldn't have done that. I feel bad. And then you shook it off. But you were really mad at me.

Shake it off. Did I i get you back do you think no i don't think so oh i think you were too mad to get me back or maybe you didn't i never knew about it that was the year we watched dan pee in that vodka bottle and overfill it yeah dan it was at those conventions there wasn't that we knew about any sort of vendor exclusive toilets, so you just kind of had to get in the big line, and Dan was really busting. He'd also just been slowly working

his way through this bottle of vodka. I think all of us had at the booth. And then he decided he would just piss in that, and it was like a pretty sizable bottle. But he underestimated the size of his bladder, and he completely brimmed this bottle, and he didn't know what. Yeah. But he underestimated the size of his bladder. And he completely brimmed this bottle. And he didn't know what to do.

So he was just. He was like, what do I do, B? He was like, oh, no. Oh, no. And then he just ended up with, like, the bottle cap in one hand, the bottle in the other. Both of his hands went up. And he just had to, like, ride it out. He was just pissing on the carpet.

No. Three feet from people in the fucking line to buy T it out. It was just pissing on the carpet. No. Three feet from people in the fucking line to buy t-shirts. Yeah, it was like around the back of the stock. It was behind a wall of boxes and a crib.

What an animal. Oh man, have you guys seen Jurassic Park, the new one? No. No. Emily and I saw it with our newfound time in Austin. It's not good, first off. And it's 100 hours long.

It's very long. It's got some funny moments. Jeff Goldblum's funny. There's a few. It's got some terrible characters. I can't. I'd say it's about as bad as the previous one. But, you know, it's cool to see dinosaurs and stuff.

But anyway, we were sitting at Alamo Drafthouse, and it was a fucking loud movie, right? And then I had been, like, slipping farts out all night long, you know, because I was real gassy. And I think we'd eaten, like, Mexican food or something earlier, so I was just, like, ripping farts. But it's so fucking loud, like, dinosaurs are screaming, and I'm just like, whatever.

And I, like, one of those, one of the dinosaurs that kill Newman in the first one, like dinosaurs are screaming and I'm just like whatever and I like what are those what are the dinosaurs that kill Newman in the first one they spit shit at you I don't know what they're called but they terrified me campies or something like that I think those are the little ones the campies oh okay whatever they are those things

I think campies got Peter Storm there oh right right right so there's a scene where that dinosaur is about to spray on, I think Laura Dorn, maybe. I don't remember. One of the characters. And it just gets, like, insanely quiet. And I just, I wasn't anticipating that part of it

because it's been such a loud movie. So I, like, right, because it's still pretty loud, I, like, try to slip out a real quiet fart. But as Emily said, it sounded like ripping leather it just was like and it was right when that the tense moment where the dinosaur and her face each other and the movie just goes completely silent so all you could hear in the entire movie theater was my fart and Emily goes oh my god and then started laughing and she didn't stop laughing. She was vibrating the entire rest of the movie

for like 22 minutes laughing and I'm just going like, shut up, shut up, shut up and everybody in the theater heard and hated me. Did anyone laugh? Nobody laughed but Emily. But you heard,

you could hear Emily laughing for a long time and I was like, I was just trying to hold it in because if I started laughing, it would have been over. And so I just sat there and ate my laughs for 20 minutes while she just fucking shook in her chair. Was this early enough in the movie that people were still eating?

It was probably 30 minutes to go. Okay, so everyone's probably done with their food. Probably done with their food at that point, yeah. Dude, speaking of farts,'ve uh i've started using a c-pap because i did a sleep study and they were like yeah you know got a little bit of apnea are you can you do a surgery or something to eliminate it or are you just gonna do c-pap and uh i think i'm gonna try c-pap see what goes on just obviously just wear a hose on the front of my face going up my nose and and it's i'm annoyed to be honest that i've got sort of shrunken nostrils considering the size of my nose it's like uh i imagine it like you know when you find old aperture science in portal 2 and there's

that giant vault door and then and then you move that out the way it's just a regular like eight foot human door that's my nostrils with the nose around it. So I've got this thing going over my head and it sits under my nose. And it ramps up the pressure. So it detects when you fall asleep, giving you small pressure. And then when you fall asleep, it starts really blasting air in. And I think it's like two hours after i fall asleep i keep waking up completely full of air it's not working right at some point i guess my throat is just going the wrong way and

it is just filling my stomach with air and i'm waking up like completely full like a balloon i keep waking up at like three in the morning just like oh god and i'm there just like i wake up and i pull the thing off my face i'm like and i do like a massive burp and i'm like oh god and then i'm like googling like my sleep app's filling me with air and there's like oh yeah it's a pretty common thing that could happen and i was really like how to get rid of it it's just like well you know sit on a toilet and just file out so i got up it's like three in the morning and i'm not a big fart guy i've got the wimpiest farts jeff can attest to this i sat i sat down at three in the morning on the bowl and it was just like it was like an extended sustained 45 second fart and i'm just like feeling myself get smaller

like a balloon and i'm just like shrinking down as i'm farting and a lot of it is it's quite satisfying to get all the air out but i just don't know how to use the c-pap i don't know why it's going down my esophagus i can can't keep it in my lungs. As soon as that thing kicks up to full pressure, it's just filling up my gut. So if there's any pappas out there who have any tips. I think Gus and Jack both

use it, if I'm not wrong. Because Jack had the surgery, didn't he? Maybe he doesn't use it anymore because he had the surgery, but I know he used to use the seat but i hate it and it's so uncomfortable and i've it and i've become a fart guy i'm really sort of firing them out can you that's incredible can you like it sounds like you can replicate this so you could set it up to record when you go to the bathroom and you could see how long of a part you can do. Oh, definitely. Definitely. Record your next bloated fart.

It reminds me, there is this old Kenny versus Spenny episode where it's like these two guys that do competitions and one was like, who could have the biggest fart? And one of them shoved a hose up his ass and would blow air into it and then walk up and have these massive farts in front of the other guy just to intimidate him you're just living that life you're just naturally doing that try to correct your sleep i'm getting filled up in my sleep isn't it fucking bullshit that you try to do anything to make your life better and it just makes it worse like here you are you're just trying to sleep better so you get a c-pap machine and then it tries to kill you yeah i'm just trying to sleep better so because if we haven't explained sleep apnea it's kind of where you just stop breathing in the night you'd like snore and then you stop and the c-pap just keeps a constant pressure of

air down your throat down your lungs just to stop you from stopping breathing, because it can lead to, like, strokes and all this bad crap. So I'm just trying to get ahead of that, but the way that the insurance works, it's, like, linked to their servers or whatever, so I need to use it for a minimum of four hours every night for, like, 21 out of

30 nights. And I've had it for a week and I've not completed four hours, just because I keep getting filled with air. I pull that thing don't be the requirement insurance doesn't pay for anymore and i get billed i get billed for like 2500 for this stupid what's basically an air pump for my gut 2500 yeah to be filled with air for nightly fart inflations. Yeah it's bullshit. So any tips welcome. So you went from not having any air to way too much air. There's no middle. In all the wrong places. And I was hoping that it would make me feel more rested. I'm having the most miserable nights of sleep. It's all disjointed.

I'm up for two hours and I'm farting for one hour and I'm back to sleep. Maybe you should try the flow the other way and stick the CPAP up your butt and try to blow the farts out the other side. Wow, this was quite an episode. We covered a lot of ground. I guess we should probably stop because Nick asked us to,

and I respect Nick in a way that I can't, Eric. So let me just say, Gavin, for your CPAP heart revelations, thank you. That has benefited the deep lore of Face immensely. And Andrew, I cannot overstate

how important it was that you secured the tuxedo. This is for Ripken's Believe It Cause Why Not. New lines of business. There's no telling. Maybe we'll recreate the tuxedo shot for shot we'll recreate the tuxedo shot for shot with Gavin in the tuxedo

who knows the possibilities are limitless I just did a panel about like podcasting as a business and video podcasting and stuff and I use the port-a-potty as an example of like how to thread merch and content

together and going through like all the stuff that we've done with the as an example of like how to thread merch and content together. And I just going through like all the stuff that we've done with the port-a-potty and then like all the things that we still can and potentially will do with the port-a-potty from like the, the, like the phone box stuffing to the, the record, the vinyl, all that stuff.

The museum, the, the tuxedo is like that times 10. I cannot imagine the content we'll have thanks to this tuxedo. Uh, yeah. What a great thing for the redemption year. What a great thing. And I'm telling you, you gotta get out a Greg free card with me, buddy,

anytime you want. I'm excited to have that. I'm gonna remember that. I'm gonna keep that in my pocket. It's gonna be a clear thing. You could have shut me down. That could have ended the tater tot thing right there. You could have just been like me you could have shut me down like that could have ended the tater tot thing right there you could have just been like boom

i'm excited to use that one day because i absolutely am gonna need it undeniably there will be more gregging in the future by me i like that we ended up with potentially two items for a museum i don't know what was gonna happen with g with Gavin CPAP. If he needs to get a new machine, I think that's a fantastic museum piece. Well, also we'll have the wave form of him farting and we'll be able to display that. My CV records mold in the freaking tuxedo.

It looks like a heart getting adrenaline shoved into it. The wave form of it. This is massive spikes. Do you think that in the, like it the waveform of it. It's just massive spikes. Do you think that in the like in the universe of the show the tuxedo had a CPAP in it? That he could have deployed whenever he needed?

I think he slept in it. It did everything. He just had to turn the dial to CPAP. I still want to know what mashed potatoes mode is. I'm still thinking about it. They never explain. What are the dots? Well, yeah.

Was that the mashed potatoes? I thought that was just dance. No, there was like a variety of options that they never use in the movie. Mashed potatoes is one of them. A mashed potato is a dance, but it could just be a fun. Wait, it is? It is, but it doesn't mean it had to be a dance but it could just be a fun wait it is it is but it doesn't it doesn't mean it had to be that dance it could have been anything if you hadn't blown

it with the director we could have asked him on this podcast well you know maybe this tuxedo is another bridge another i could extend another olive branch yeah just be like hey just want you to know we now own the tuxedo from the tuxedo. Also, one quick question. What was mashed potato mode? I think that was one of my last email. I sent him had a variety of questions. That was one of them, I believe, was what is it and how were they decided? All right.

Well, I guess we should probably wrap up. Thank you for listening to another episode of the face podcast. I hope you've enjoyed it. This has been a lively one. If you did enjoy it, or maybe you just, I don't know, accepted that it happened. Maybe you are totally ambivalent towards it. Maybe you didn't even think it was a particularly good episode. Either way, lie about it and tell somebody it was great.

And then give us a bunch of stars. Bye. This dance sucks. Hey, guys. Major League fan Jack with a prediction of what is happening on next week's episode of F*** Face. Once again, the boys are behind, so here's a few guesses. Gavin lost his passport. Patton still won't go to Vegas.

How do we clean the tuxedo? Let's promote Jack. It's time for a new challenge. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.