Regulation Podcast - Double Early with a Hard Out // New Prototypes [77]

Episode Date: November 17, 2021

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's rules for being on time or early plus the subcategories, Applecentric vacations & events, pastrami guys, prototypes that will shock & amaze you, and more 100% dark chocolate. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Quip (http://getquip.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, there's Gavin. Two minutes early, that's weird. Wow. Look, it's an early day. Oh, wait, okay. Why didn't... So we're starting this ten minutes early, because you have a hard out at four. Yeah.

Why didn't you just show up early? Because we're all here around that time anyway. You're now two minutes early to being on time, which is 10 minutes early. What's your problem with that, by the way? You're a dude who refuses to show up early or late and you're double early today. You're double early today. With a hard out, I feel like it's responsible to be double early so that we're not rushed. There are so many goddamn rules

to you showing up to things. Just show up when you want to. Five minute window before or ten minute after. That's exactly what I did. That's a rule. You just gave him another rule. No, it's just like that's a general thing. Gavin's got subcategories.

He's got if there's a hard out, then you gotta be early. You just said what's a general thing gavin's got subcategories he's got if i'm if there's a hard out then you gotta be early you just said what's this bullshit you're showing up whatever you want you should just show up whenever you want you idiot there's a range is what i'm saying i think we all kind of live in a social range i was two minutes that was within the range what do you want from me andrew yeah but you go against the range is my point you are not a range guy you are an on-time guy you've been very vocal about this we've argued about this so i'm just What do you want from me, Andrew? Yeah, but you go against the range is my point. You are not a range guy. You are an on-time guy. You've been very vocal about this.

We've argued about this. So I'm just saying it's kind of wild that you're here early. I already pre-warned about the earliness today. I said it about noon. Yeah, but you're earlier than your pre-warning of early. You're before the early. He is bringing up a point that everybody acquiesced to your tyrannical demands to move the podcast up 10 minutes. We all relented because it's like, it's Gavin.

What are you going to do? We're used to it. It's who he is. So we all say yes and move it up as we do because we're team players. And then on top of that, you then showed up earlier. It's just very out of character for you i don't care personally by 10 minutes to be earlier and i look at discord and every single person is in there already except me why would i wait when i've already got the that's what i've been saying forever what do you

mean we're talking in general things you will wait you. You've said in the past, you will wait outside of a thing before entering. To be on time. That's if there's no hard outs. Hard outs mean we might have to cut it short. So being earlier than expected, like surprise early, is okay in your eyes, but only if there's a hard out in play.

If you said come over uh at seven and we have to stop hanging out at eight and then you were like so feel free to come over whenever i'd probably come over earlier that if you just said come over come over seven and we'll hang out indefinitely holy shit there's like a whole strategy to get gavin to show up at a certain time without saying a time you just need to like display it in a certain way. But here's the issue. And here's why you can't be mad. I'm never late.

No, you haven't. You haven't. That's also not true. It's rare. It's rare. It's very rare. But you haven't. I just I also think it's Eric says that you do have subcategories and he thinks he agrees with Andrew.

I agree as well, but I just think it's weird that Andrew, who I feel like, and I'm not trying to poke a bear here or start a fight, but I feel like Andrew's the king of subcategories. I just think it's an interesting kind of hypocrisy for Andrew to call somebody else out on subcategories, even though I agree with him. He's all subcategories and regulations. Totally agree with him.

I feel like I am been very vocal and consistent and my any additional amount of thought or effort is too much and i feel like that's on par with my complaint of gavin he has like rules of my when i show up to a thing does not matter if there's a hard out or not i feel like it would have been easier for me at this point to be less considerate and just not mention the hard out. I just pissed off exactly at four. I'd be like, I've got to go. Bye. Like, surely that would have been less blowback and potentially made a crappier product, especially if Andrew was futzing around with technical issues like sometimes he does.

The last time that happened was like seven months ago. Okay. And if we're doing measurements, Jeff, I still feel is in the lead. And a lot of the time I was delayed with my futzing around. It's because Nick would tell me to futz. Nick would futz me before the recording and I'd be futzing around because of Nick. You're the only one who's been futzed by Nick, I think. I have been.

Wonder why? Because I'm the only one here early. I'm first one here. Hey, hey, hey,'m the only one here early. I'm first one here. Hey, hey, hey, hey. First one here. You can say you're the first one here all day long. I don't argue with that. You're not the only one here early.

No, that's true. That's true. That's actually, that's completely, you're right. I misspoke. What I was going to say is that I don't think you even needed to alert the 10 minute early thing, Gavin. We all would have been here. You could have just shown up.

He's right about that. We were all already guaranteed to be here. Also recording already. Yes. There's literally zero times where you have joined the show and we've had like prep ahead of time. That doesn't exist. Look, I apologize. I should have...

I'm not going to tell you guys anything. Son of a... You know what's weird? I don't know what I want from you because I don't want you to apologize. I don't want the apology. I don't feel you need to apologize. But I don't understand how you came here

two minutes early. It's insane to me that you did that. Eric and Nick accept your apology, Gavin. And just like that, we're already five minutes into episode 77. We blew all of the early time arguing about how early it was, and now we're starting at the normal time. The F*** Face Podcast.

Can you believe it's been 77 weeks already? My name is Geoff Ramsey. With me is always Gavin Free and Andrew Panton. They don't like each other. It's okay. I like them both. Where were we? I like Andrew. They don't like each other. It's okay. I like them both. Where were we? I like,

I like Gavin quite a bit. Has it been 77 weeks? Are we counting that week where we didn't do one? Well, I guess like what? 70. How many weeks are we at? 75,

right? Cause we're too ahead. 78 weeks then says Eric. So 76, like how many weeks from the point in which we first recorded to now has it been more or less well because we recorded the first one two and a half weeks early right i'm sorry i said anything no i'm just we got to figure this out that's a great point you just made jeff we're trying to

get to the bottom god you know i was thinking in the car on the way over here about everything everything we have to talk about today and I forgot that I didn't tell a series of bicycle issues I had last time, although we had so much else to discuss. Obviously, everybody went out and got some 100% dark chocolate, so we're going to do the chocolate thing. What else was there?

Oh, oh, oh! I just realized I'm about to embark on a whole Apple weekend, and I didn't even tell you guys about it what uh oh yeah yeah exactly and this is my third apple weekend that i've had and i realized that it's not something that's ever come up or that we've discussed but i have apple centric vacations and uh and it's never crossed my mind to talk about it on this podcast are you doing like scrumpvember or something what What's going on? Sort of.

But one thing I wanted to, I was thinking on the drive over here, I had to, I was at, over at the day job, we had a lunch with some guests from out of town and we were doing the wine and dine, just everybody having a lunch, getting to know each other, the talent. And it was a lot of fun and I was kind of sad I had to leave early.

And then in the car, I was driving over here, I was like, oh, I'm not sad because I get to record this episode. And I realized how excited I was to record this early. And then in the car, I was driving over here. I was like, oh, I'm not sad because I get to record this episode. And I realized how excited I was to record this episode. And then I got to thinking, do you ever I mean, I know we know I know intellectually we know what we've done, what we've accomplished here. many obstacles to success we put in front of ourselves with this podcast and still managed to survive and dare I say thrive. I'm pretty proud of all of us. Like we named a podcast face. You can't sell it. It's unsearchable. We shot ourselves in the foot from day one. Everything we did for this podcast was to the

detriment of the success of this podcast yet somehow 77 or 75 or 78 nobody seems to know the math weeks later here we are i'm still driving across town like giddy that i get to come and sit in front of a microphone and record with you guys. Like, cause it's the highlight of my week, maybe even right now, the highlight of my life. And it's, it's stupid that we're even in the place that we are. How did, how did, I mean, thank God for the comment leavers, right? For supporting us.

Oh, absolutely. Well, Nick raises a good point too. If you hashtag face, uh, the hashtag ends at the asterisk. So everything we do is hashtag F. So we can't even tag our own stuff either. Like not even the fact that it's unsearchable, it's un-hashtagable as well. We had to convince Rooster Teeth, hey, we want to make this show. We want to call it something offensive.

Maybe the second most offensive word on earth, probably. something offensive. Maybe the second most offensive word on earth, probably. And then we want you to go to advertisers and tell them to give us money. And then we want to name it something that's impossible to search for. It's impossible to find.

You gotta be a goddamn scientist to connect the dots to find our podcast on anything. And it's like, here we are. So I just want to say congratulations to everybody involved in in face that's i'm super happy and proud about that that's very cool that we're still i'm not sure how much we deserve it but it's definitely still the highlight of my week too it's like strangely therapeutic and how much i miss it like when we're in a routine of it it's just like oh yeah this is

the highlight of my week when we take an off week it is like a noticeable gap in my week that week it sucks it's like i have to put my life on hold and i can't talk about stuff for i fucking hate it i fucking hate it and then you gotta queue up your life so that you can remember to like it just sucks it really does it's also also nick brings up a good point it's stupid. We bleep the fucking name unnecessarily every time we say it to make it even harder. So now people don't do, do we search for F star star?

Do we search for fuck? Do we search for F bleep? I don't know. I don't even know. I feel like we, we're always talking about the comment leavers, but what do we refer to the people who don't leave comments

but still listen? Because surely, it's just as important I think it's all just comment leavers I think it's all under the umbrella oh what what have we ever said to listeners I think I think it's either

I'm okay with Andrew saying comment leavers like that kind of encompasses everybody I know that we talked about calling them the Ian's or the fuckers but I think comment levers or if you want to because i know we like to subcategorize here because we like everything to be regulation we could call them zimzoners i've heard a lot of zimmers a lot of zim stuff uh what if we call them comment unleavers what does that mean we got comment levers and then

comment unleavers people who leave comments and people don't yeah it sounds like they're removing comments no they're just unleaving comments they're just not leaving too i mean we call them the comment no leavers do you want to call that no comment comment no leave unleavers comment unle don't you chime in i don't why comment lever seems fine as an encompassing thing and i understand that everything for some reason in the show is subcategories for whatever reason that is just why would you not just call them listeners why does it have to be why did it have to be another thing because now we have comment on the big idea is comment on levers yeah they don't leave comments they're like they're like the un lever one who doesn't leave although i do like the idea of everyone being called comment levers whether they've left a comment or not but it's like

long time comment leave a first time comment i uh i just went in to the very first invite i got for recording this podcast 76 weeks is where we're at okay okay figure it out 76 weeks clear answer but this is 78 uh yeah well because we recorded a few ahead right like we're two weeks ahead 77 or wait when is this when does this episode air what day the 17th this is november 17th so a couple things we we're recording this we have already recorded at this point we haven't in real life yet but in podcast life we have uh we're doing a special thing next week where we're all going to eat apples together. I'm very excited about that. We have the Cosmic Crisp launch coming up.

I meant to ask about that. I know that was put on the schedule. I wasn't listening when that conversation happened. What is that? What are we doing? I like that your favorite part of the week, you can't bring yourself to listen the entire time. No, no, no.

It was after. It was after the week. You can't bring yourself to listen the entire time. No, no, no. It was after. It was after the episode. It was after I ate the chocolate and I was just completely zoned out. I thought we were talking about when we'd record the next episode. I did not realize that this is an Apple event of some kind.

We're eating. Yeah, we're all going to get the Apple, the Cosmic Crisps, and we're going to eat Cosmic Crisps together and then uh review them it's an apple okay okay it's an apple event and it's on it's okay i'll look at the calendar it's on the calendar i don't know yeah we all we all and it's not an episode it's specifically we're gonna eat apples to talk about it like what is this we're gonna review Cosmic Crisp we've been talking about for months. Now that it's finally out. I'm just asking.

Just asking. Okay. I'm ready for the Apple event. So can you do it on that day or not? What day was it? Oh my God. It was the day you agreed to. What do you care what you're doing on that day?

You agreed to the time what does it matter no i'll be yeah i'll be there well i don't know when but i'll be there what does that mean i don't know when it is but i'll be there strict requirements about what he'll show up for no i want to show up for it i just didn't know it was its own thing i thought we were scheduling the november 9th from 1 to 2 p.m. Central Time Cosmic Crisp Apple Event. Now, how many weeks will that be?

That's 11 a.m. That's 11 a.m. your time next Tuesday. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, I remember that now. I remember that part. 11 a.m.

Yeah, got it. I'm excited to eat an apple. I'm excited to eat a Cosmic Crisp and see if it's any good. I am concerned about your apple thing because I feel as though I am strongly the Apple guy of this podcast,

but if you're taking vacations based around scrumping, it sounds like, I don't know if I can hold that title. I didn't say it had anything to do with scrumping, but I'm glad that you mentioned it's Apple-centric. But scrumping implies stealing apples. I'm not stealing anything. I will say, though, this brings up another excellent point. I'm pretty sure last episode we were talking about all the fucking merchandise that we may or may not be making that nobody can remember when it's coming out.

In all of that conversation, I think we forgot the fucking scrumping sign is coming out or is already out at this point when this airs. It will be long out. It comes out tomorrow, I think, to buy. So this will be old. What is November 3rd or something? 4th? Today is November 7th. November 5th.

What is going on? Today is the 4th. It comes out on the 5th. Where did the 7th come from? Why does it fucking matter to the people listening? I don't know, but you're talking about it. I'm constantly confused when people sat in front of a computer, don't know the date or time when it's right in front of them. No matter what the operating system, it's just right there.

Anyway, I hope you bought a scrumping sign and they're not already sold out. If they are, we'll order more. And if they're not, buy a fucking scrumping sign so they sell out and we have to buy more. Did we ever get more hats? Like I feel like the hats. People like the hats. The Russian fuck hats? I don't know.

I feel like they just went away. Like we never got more. It's a great question. They're probably hanging out with all the jet ski gear and the uh... I like to imagine it was just in a shipping container that fell off a boat. It's just like in some beach somewhere. Floats to some island. Somebody opens it up

and he's like, why do I have 2,000 orange ping pong balls that say 19 on them? In like four years, we're going to learn about the jet ski army, like the Tupac army, where they just stole all the Tupac shirts, and it's going to be a bunch of people in jet ski and fucked up hat merch.

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Benefits vary by card. Terms apply. All right. Apple event. So, well, first off, what's going on with y'all? Oh, my God. Can we talk about something before we get into Apple event? Sure.

This is scab-brained as hell this week. I don't know what's going on. I fucking, I sat down to eat my, today is, we're recording a podcast today, so obviously I eat my pre-podcast pastrami.

Went to a restaurant, ordered a pastrami sandwich. And by the way, guys, there's such thing as a bad pastrami sandwich. And I am sad to say I had it today.

I don't want to call the restaurant out, but it was a local Austrian restaurant and their pastrami sandwich was dog shit. Was it the quality of the pastrami? Was it what they added to the sandwich? I was the flavor of the pastrami.

The bread wasn't great. The whole thing just didn't... It wasn't like... All the pastrami that I've had thus far has been thin sliced and so it just layered on top of each other. This was like thick, almost like brisket.

It was just like, it was wrong in a lot of ways. And it really, a, it really bummed me out because I, I didn't know that you could have bad pastrami, but also I got me thinking like, if this was my first pastrami experience,

it'd probably be my last. So I'm really glad that I got a good pastrami sandwich when I did. But I was sharing this over text and Gavin, you mentioned that you also a good pastrami sandwich when I did. But I was sharing this over text. And Gavin, you mentioned that you also had a pastrami sandwich today and that you've been perfecting pastrami sandwiches at your home. And I am blown away by this. I want to hear everything there is to know about it. You said you became a pastrami guy. So I was like, let me get involved. I'll order some on my next grocery order. And I've been trying to sculpt the ultimate pastrami sandwich just by adding

different stuff every day maybe removing stuff you know trying it with mayo trying it with pepper just sort of changing one variable at the time before i finally i've been doing it for about two weeks and i think i'm close to the ultimate sandwich do you want to hold off on what the ultimate sandwich is till you get it till you get it like hammer yeah i'm gonna try okay i'm gonna try red onion tomorrow i'm gonna see what that does to it. I'll tell you what I think the current perfect pastrami sandwich is after that. See if they're similar in any way. Andrew, are you interested at all in pastrami? And would you be interested in also joining the quest for the ultimate pastrami sandwich?

I'm very interested in joining it. I don't think I've ever tried pastrami. That's where I was. Yeah, I don't think I've had it. Is it't think I've ever tried pastrami. That's where I was. Yeah, I don't think I've had it. Is it like a readily available? Can I get pastrami anywhere? I would think so. Okay.

I think it's very similar to brisket. It is. It's just prepared differently. It's also very similar to corned beef. Like, corned beef is the same thing, but it's boiled, whereas pastrami is cooked more like a brisket is. I don't think I could even recognize pastrami in a lineup. I was

just like you until very recently. And I think a lot of people are, Andrew, and that's part of why I want to bring pastrami to the masses. I want to raise the global consciousness about pastrami because I feel like a lot of people are missing it.

They're missing out on it. Myself, feel like a lot of people are missing it. We're missing out on it. It myself, you, a lot of, a lot of people. Is pastrami, is this a deli meat? Would this be considered like a,

a general deli meat? I mean, it's like with the cold cuts and stuff in it sometimes. Definitely a Jewish deli meat. I'm not, uh, I mean, I would say,

I would say it's a pretty, I'd say pretty prevalent. Yeah. Okay. I was just like trying to put in my head if there was the police lineup and they had all the deli meats walk out, I definitely couldn't have identified pastrami.

By sight? By sight, yeah. I'd have no way of telling what the pastrami was. I wonder if you could do it by smell. Ooh, I don't know if I've smelled a pastrami. I guess we'll find out. That brings up a question I actually came up with the other day. Well, actually today when I was buying all the chocolates.

Do you think if we did a blind taste test and I put a bar of like a little nugget of 70, 75, 80, 85, 90, and 100, you could get close to correctly identifying them and putting them in the right order? You're not talking about pastrami anymore. I'm talking about chocolate. Okay. identifying him putting them in the right order you're not talking about pastrami anymore I'm talking about chocolate okay what percent pastrami is this did you say chocolate or did I just miss no he

said chocolate he definitely did okay I must have missed the word chocolate and it all fell into place when I heard the percentages but I was like slightly confused pretty said I'm pretty sure I word chocolate. And it all fell into place when I heard the percentages, but I was like slightly confused for a few seconds. I'm pretty sure I said chocolate. Yeah, it'd be interesting to have bites of each and try and rank them. Yeah. Like, could you tell the difference between 90 and 100

with your eyes closed? I wonder. I mean, not yet. There's a 99%. I'd love to know if you could tell 99 to 100. Right. I mean, right now I could probably rank them by how much I hate them, there's a 99% I'd love to know if you could tell 99 to 100 right right now I could probably rank them by how much I hate them and that would probably get them into

the correct order I haven't actually had anything between 70 and 100 I'm excited for this chocolate thing I would advise Gavin are you going to try any or are you done are you out it sounds like are you done? Have you fully, are you out? Because it sounds like everybody else. I already opted out. Okay, so you're just

gonna listen, you're gonna be the person giving commentary while we're all suffering? Well, what I wanted to do, what I said last week is that I wanted to actually develop my palate first and slowly work my way up and then potentially do it when I'm at 100. I would recommend you start breaking up the pieces, Jeff. Okay, I'll open it up and start breaking the pieces are we doing this now no no no no I'm just saying

like when we get there you're gonna want to be prepared because I we're having a chocolate off right isn't that what we agreed to yeah well I think that you've set you've set a world record at nine minutes and 30 seconds exactly and I think we're gonna see if you or I or Nick or anybody else can beat that time. I think I can definitely beat it a second time. This time I broke it up, I put some thought into it, I have a strategy, I think I could get it

like seven. Jeff, you could do yours on camera. I don't really like chocolate that much. Like, I don't like dark chocolate at all, I'm ambivalent towards milk chocolate why would I do it on camera beneficial

I could you did the soda chug on camera did I I don't remember that yeah do you want me to do this on camera I mean what do you think Eric yeah I think you should do it on camera if we have that option why not you know

alright be right back then at least we can see his dog wait why did he have to go Eric. Yeah, I think you should do it on camera if we have that option. Why not? All right, be right back. Then at least we can see his dog. Wait, why did he have to go? That was the point is that he didn't have to. The point was that this didn't interrupt any of the show. What the fuck is going on today? What is happening?

This is a weird one. I didn't realize how much I messed up the podcast by moving it a mere 10 minutes. To the point where we wasted all of the new time complaining about what time it started. We still have a hard out. That hasn't changed now. So now we're just up against the clock. But Jeff had to go for a minute? Like, what's happening? No, I'm back.

Are we doing our prototypes before? Yes, we have to. We have to do that. Oh, I forgot about the prototypes. Yeah, let's do that. We should do prototypes. Because we were hanging off the last episode on postponing prototypes.

Dude, thanks for mentioning that. I completely forgot that they existed. Really? Why? How? We're doing this because of you. What do you mean? Well, I appreciate that. It's very sweet of you to say.

I moved on to other stuff, I guess. I just forgot about it. I was thinking about chocolate and apples. The uniform, Jeff. You can't forget the uniform. You can't say it like that. It's uniform. Uniform. Combining the fabric of the farm with the power of one.

Uniform. Yeah. I feel like that changes every week. Yeah, I think it goes backwards around. I can't get this straight. So how do we want to do these prototypes? Who wants to go first? Do we want to talk about the process that we went into making them?

I'd like to see where you guys went, because I think we all had different things. I wore my prototype during the entirety of last show and we never mentioned it i uh i lost my sunglasses and my keys in my prototype so i'm going to i can go first i will go first So I have put I'm going to be honest, Jeff, when you first originally pitched it, I wasn't so sure. And it sounds like you're not either because you forgot that this was the thing you've already moved on from the idea with so many brilliant ideas. So I've been thinking I thought a lot about it.

And I was like, so what what is Jeff wanting? He wants the pockets to be gone. You're really big on wrist technology. It needs to be a wrist thing. And I was trying to think of different ways I could do it. I had a few things planned. I think, Jeff, I discovered a thing about you that you may not even know about yourself. I feel like I went so deep into your psyche that I'm going to drop something on you and you're going to be like, holy shit, you're right. I don't think you're an anti-pocket guy, Jeff, as much as you are a Velcro guy.

I think what you're looking for is provided entirely via Velcro. And it's a really, it's like a basic, we can just innovate. We can, I don't know what the Velcro market is like. I went, I used a basic product with a lot of flaws and I think Uniform could really advance this idea. This is sort of like the base idea. The base concept was you just you get some some velcro as the thing and

Then you can expand to it You have the ability to really add whatever you want to so like you're saying pockets are important like you need to be on the go What you need to do like sometimes you need a snack so you got your snack when you need it You got your wallet on your side You don't need to worry about being pickpocketed because it's inside at all time you got a coke you ever need to do the soda chug you're ready like you are just prepared for your fucking day it doesn't even stop there you got fucking chocolate on the bottom half like you're just ready you want a nice little snack you want to pick me up you're good to go so what i think

really the uniform we need to look into Velcro technology and advance on this because this is easy to do. It looks great. What else can you do with your hand while all that shit is taped to it? Oh, literally anything. It's hands-free.

It's all on the wrist. This is so good. This is so good. This is Velcro on the go, man. You can Velcro on the go. On the go. This is so good it's velgo yeah it's go crow

my favorite part is just that top picture without anything on it it looks like your hand is choking yeah it was like too tight oh it was very tight it was very tight. It was not because I was nervous because I put that on like, I don't know, 90 minutes before we recorded to like get things prepped. It was a whole process. I've never wanted to give a hand to Heimichel and River before. And then I got everything on. It was terrifying. It was a terrifying process.

How'd it feel? How'd it feel? How'd it feel? Did it feel good? Did you feel... You know what? Jeff, to be completely honest with you, it felt very insecure, which is why I think there's room for Uniform

to greatly improve on this thing. Look, these are jumping off points. These are meant to create inspiration, to strike inspiration so that we can then go out and explore. And I've seen a lot of, I don't know if you guys have been on the subreddit and the socials,

but the audience has come up with some amazing stuff. Like the rocket with the W. That's really cool. Andrew, I think this is fucking amazing. And this is exactly

what I was talking about. I didn't even consider Velcro. Brilliant idea. It's a disaster. It looks like you'd go to check the time and an apple would hit you in the face. No. No. You're just going to sling stuff into your head.

No, you don't. No, you don't. Okay, well, first of all, I can't wait to fucking see your prototype. Second of all, you're not checking the time on that hand. That is clearly a Coke, apple, chocolate wallet hand. That's not a time hand. You can't even have a watch anymore No that you don't put your watch on that hand you put your watch on the other hand you for Made functionality of the wrist is you call you me?

How many fucking watches do you wear do you need a watch on both hands? What are you talking about? I'm right-handed. My watch goes on my left. Well, then put it on your fucking right and put this on your left. Flip it. It's Velcro, man. It doesn't care where it goes. You can put it on your goddamn leg for all I care. You got choices. You got multiple limbs, Gavin.

It's a Coke can on your... You're going to walk by a radiator and ding it, and it's going to spray all over the place. You don't have It's a Coke can on your- you're gonna walk by a radiator and ding it and it's gonna spray all over the room. You don't have to put a Coke can on it! You put whatever you want! It's 2021, what radiator are you walking by? Where do you live? Radiator? What is this, New York City in the 1940s? Are you drying your socks?

What the fuck? People still use radiators in new builds. That's not an old thing. Not in Texas! Well, not here, no, but... If you used this product, you would have had your fucking Sonic drink, Gavin! It wouldn't have been in your yard! It would have been secure! Maybe if you'd have used this product, you'd have hit yourself in the head with the apple and it'd knock some fucking sense into you.

I don't mean to be down on this product i think it's a really good product that i was gonna go somewhere else with that i'm just gonna stop right there i don't want to cause more arguments andrew i think it's great i love it i love everything about it it's great. I love it. I love everything about it. It's a fantastic starting point. And I'm open to criticism. Just not any that Gavin is saying is ridiculous. Right. Terrible complaints. Okay.

So between which subjects do you allow criticism? Well, I think any valid criticism is fair. You're coming over here. You're like, what if a fucking giant magnet comes by your house? Like, what are you talking about? I'd like to see somebody try to scrump that fucking apple is all I'm saying. Good luck. Security.

That's an excellent point. It's not an excellent point. It's so much more secure in your pocket. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's going to bru point! It's not an excellent point! It's so much more secure in your pocket! No it's not! Fuck you! Nobody puts apples in their pockets! I wanna see you walk around Austin with an apple in your front pocket! If I was to make an apple unstealable, I'd probably put it in my pocket. I wouldn't hang it off my wrist.

If I'm in a park and I see a guy pull an apple from his pocket, I'm leaving. I'm terrified. It's a psychotic move. Just pull an apple from your pocket. I swear to God, if you are ever anywhere in a public setting and you see an adult

human being pull an entire intact apple out of their pocket and start to eat it, turn around and go the other way quickly. It's not a good, healthy person. Oh. Oh. Oh. All right, Gavin.

That's the go-kro. The go-kro. I love it. Okay. Shall I do mine? Oh, I can't. I cannot wait for this. Why?

Are you going to... Oh, I'm excited. I'm wait for this. Why? Are you going to... Oh, I'm excited. I'm just sure it's a great innovation. Remember to keep all criticism regulation in between the correct subjects. Yeah, I will. Regulation criticism. Yeah.

Okay, so I've based it on... Personally, I feel like the pocket is absolutely fine. If anything, I want more pockets. So I really just summed it down to what Jeff wants. And what Jeff wants typically is the following. It's a three-step process is what I've nailed it down to. Number one, find a problem that doesn't exist. Number two, solve it in an inconvenient way.

And number three, give it a name that's a real stretch. All right? Those are the three requirements that I've identified. So let me introduce to you the nice to treat you in a in a COVID world. You don't always want to go for the handshake. Sometimes you may want a fist bump or a high five. The high five talk from the previous week really got me intrigued about this idea. So the nice to treat you gives you an option of three

greetings you can come for using the power of the wrist i feel like i'm watching a hand give birth to a fist i don't i should point out that um meg Turney helped me make this because there was some sewing required it looks like an alien facehugger shadow theater it's like next he's gonna make a Toberman picture and then he's gonna make a butterfly

a biblically accurate angel. If you want to store an apple, put it in your pocket. Gavin, in many ways, this was not the assignment, but also in many, many ways,

this is one of the greatest inventions I've ever seen. I think this is exactly what we're looking for at Uniform Uniform. Combining the fabric of the farm with the power of one. Uniform, sometimes also referred to as uniform. Combining the power of one with the fabric of the farm. Uniform. I think that what you've done here is brilliant and it's exactly the kind of visionary thinking

we need here at F*** Face Industries, a subsidiary of F*** Face Industries, which is an arm of, as we all know, uniform, uniform, combining the power of one with the fabric of the farm uniform. So I'm really proud of you and I have no criticism.

I appreciate that, Jeff. Andrew, any criticisms from you? What does it feel like to hit that for a high five? Is it floppy? Does it just flop? Is there any feedback? You get a light slap sound, but it is a little bit springy. What is this called again?

Nice to threet you? Yeah, nice to threet you. Let me write it down. Nice to treat you. How do you do a trademark? How do you do a TM? I'm going to go the other way. That is the funniest fucking picture I've ever seen in my life.

I'm going to compliment Gavin's invention. You know, if you are ever attacked by a flock of birds the additional hands would be great like this is a great product I've got nothing but compliments for this it's phenomenal in every way

oh my god dude so what about you Jeff? what do you got Jeffff oh well i i i for i really like making commercials right you guys know i really like to do the graphics uh i like to go in above and beyond i don't have time to do a graphic treatment this time i took some photos i didn't think they were great so i just made a little video it's about a minute long i'll go ahead and drop it in here what are the odds it's too big too big for discord oh is it going to be too big for discord did we do this every time it's always too big for discord that he puts into slack this is too powerful i'm opening slack right let's see

uh it's too big for okay so let me put it on slack this has happened like four times well dude i can't even remember that we were doing this this week. So why should I remember the files? Okay. So for those listening, Jeff has a bag on his head. What Jeff did is he made a bag in the pocket. He made a shittier fanny pack and he attached it to his wrist. What I did is I took an actual pocket from an actual pair of pants and I cut it out.

So I have a pair of pants with no rear pocket now i have to remember not to put stuff in that pocket which shouldn't be an issue because i don't use rear pockets anyway but it is a pair of pants it's like still in it's still in rotation it was the only pocket i could find why you're gonna put your passport in those one day it's gonna be I just have to remember never to use that pocket. And then what I did was I sharpied wrist pockets rock on the side of it, and then I duct taped it to my hand. And then I put all my stuff in it, and it worked. The glasses got a little stuck. What should you have to contort your entire body to try and get this done?

Well, that's because I'm trying to show off the glamour shots. You know, I want everybody to see it for the best. Yeah. And then your glasses fell and you didn't have a free hand to pick them up. I think we have two very viable products. I'm feeling really good about this. Really, really good. Jeff's looks so annoying.

I can't remember how annoying it must be to do anything other than make that video. Did you try to do anything else with that on your wrist? Like what? Like laundry. No, no, no, no, no. Nothing like that. I love the idea of making a commercial

for a product that one of the steps is duct tape it to yourself with ease. Well, it's just temporary. Oh, okay. It's not heavy duty tape like I was anticipating. Do you know what I like about doing laundry?

That I don't have to take all my pockets off. Yeah, but you have to empty them out. That's true. You know what's faster than emptying them out? Just take the pocket off. Just de-velcro it off your wrist. This doesn't replace your pockets, though. You still have pockets.

You've just got empty pockets. I guess they're preempted. That's a good point. Yeah. I'm working on cutting all my pockets out of my pants right now. I may not have a choice soon. It just hangs all over your fingers. It's so annoying.

It's the fucking worst. It's the worst. what would you feel confident and putting in jeff's wrist pocket gavin like if let's say you're going out with gavin or jeff you're with you know what i'm immediately thinking like snacks i bet you know i don't trail mix in there or something i don't trust it i do not trust the no i don't trust the security of it gum yeah i think i trust gum if i'm it's like what are you okay losing is sort of the question i'm asking you're not gonna the only way you're gonna lose it's because you can't get it out of the pocket because it's too deep well the bad thing with gum is that if you forget it's in

your pocket and you wash it you wreck all your clothes with this it's never gonna go in the that's great actually that's the ultimate gum storage that's brilliant gavin you know like movies where they're transporting something really valuable and they have like it handcuffed to their wrists like the metal briefcase imagine seeing somebody walk out with one of those like this is that we're transporting this thing it's like a gold bar sticking out of it yeah i feel like it'd be good for loose stuff like loose little tiny things oh it's gonna be loose i like that you went for a pocket that was so much wider than your wrist too not one of those small pockets that's the size of the pocket in my pants man i don't know what to say oh I'm glad I dug deep and went with Velcro because that

was my first idea, Jeff, was I was going to do the same thing, but I was going to use shorts and not in rotation. I would never use an in rotation pair. Yeah. It's going to be a fun little game of pocket roulette I'm going to play with myself going forward. After all my criticisms of Andrew,

I didn't expect for that one to be the most convenient one to wear. I love it because we got three unique and distinctive takes, three new products. Well, two are very similar, but at least two new products that could go to market here very soon

with the appropriate testing. And who knows which one's going to be a huge, if not both, huge hit. If you're listening to this on the podcast app, what's the easiest place to see these? Instagram? Instagram, yeah. Or find the YouTube version. Yeah, there's

a YouTube version. Yeah, it's on there too. Yeah. I'd say Instagram. These are some great creations. I am impressed by all of them. I'm proud of everybody. Yeah. i like these i think we should maybe have a quarterly uniform brainstorm well you know it's it's funny because we we hinted at it briefly we haven't talked about it too much but we actually have a show

going in pre-production that's kind of adjacent to face but it's sort of a uniform uniform uh combining the power of one with the fabric of the farm uniform uh it's sort of a uniform uniform combining the power of one with the fabric of the uniform. It's kind of a uniform ask. It's it's kind of in the in this world. And so comment leavers, I guess should keep their eyes peeled because hopefully that'll be out at some point in the next couple months.

That was a great segment. That was a really thoroughly enjoy. Yeah, I just want to take a moment. Just enjoy. I my favorite thing a moment just enjoy i'm so i have had i it has been so professionally and personally rewarding creating products to make the world a better place uh through through face like the beef bracelet and the too spicy i see obviously now wrist pockets uh and just like just just knowing that that you're helping humanity in some small way uh and now that you guys are on board and doing it with me i'd say it's like the dream come true

for me i'm excited do you know what was admitted to me recently what minor league fan jack has access to this discord and obviously he's big fan So sometimes he just scrolls through the chat and tries to guess what the episode is about. I watched him do it today. Did you really? Yeah, I saw him doing it today. Yeah. I think I'll be quite confused with this one. I like the ones that have no context to the actual show.

I cannot wait for him to speculate on a Danny Trejo conversation that never happened. That's going to be great. Well be great well now you gotta mention it oh i saw those pictures of was that danny trejo from far cry yeah i didn't know danny trejo was in far cry 6 and then i assumed he makes tacos yeah he's making tacos it's just like a giant ad read for his taco business or promotion whatever and i didn't think you'd be able to kill him and you can absolutely kill danny trejo and i felt tremendous guilt about this so i just kept him on my shoulder for like the next 40 minutes of playing that game i was just everywhere i went i just had danny trejo i really love the idea of playing that game where 50 of your screen is danny trejo's back just take it up the entire left side i saw the images and I assumed it was something like this.

And it got me thinking you should, if you can carry him with you like that, you should just see how many scenic places you can like share with Danny Trejo. Like just set him down, leaning against the wall on a beauty, you know, at the beach,

then take him to the top of a building and then off to a mountain, you know, next to a fountain. I agree. It feels like a things to do almost. It does. It feels like very things to do almost it does it feels like very traveling video gamey shit traveling well now you've got to make that video i guarantee you he would retweet that too

that's fucking funny how early in the game can you get to trejo i didn't find him until after the game oh but can you just go straight to him if you know i think you might be able to it was a weird thing where i was literally in the final act of the final mission like three minutes before finishing and the character was like yeah you want to go hang out with danny trejo and i was like fuck this mission yeah i do what do you mean danny trejo's in this fucking game let me just stop like the final arc of this thing let's go do that but i couldn't i was locked in so i don't know for me it wasn't until after it was over i found him about 10 hours in and i think you could have gotten there way earlier i think he's in the

like when you leave the opening island and you pick your first like story i think he's available from then yeah that's weird i don't know take him through the whole game if only it like reflected in cutscenes what a great story that would be dude that'd be phenomenal so should we do chocolate like we're coming up oh yeah so

real quick before we do chocolate I was gonna say I'm so I'm going on an apple trip this weekend and I'll be you're doing what I'm going on an apple trip this weekend, and I'll be fucking with y'all. You're doing what? I'm going on an Apple trip this weekend. What does that mean? I feel like we still don't know. Every November, this will be the third November in a row,

we go up to Detroit to visit Emily's sister and their family. By the way, big Slow Mo Guys fans. Their kids are big Slow Mo Guys fans, Gavin. So congratulations. I'll give them something. Yeah, sure. Absolutely. And you know Kent, right?

Yeah. He's Emily's sister's husband. Anyway, so small world, right? Anyway, so we go visit them every November for a weekend. And every time we go there, they take us apple mill where they uh they make fresh hot apple cider and they make fresh hot apple cinnamon donuts and they have all these apple related foods and it's all very apple-y and it's like the highlight of my year and a week we're going this weekend just so that i can go back to the apple mill and then it just struck me oh yeah i guess this is this is we do this apple shit

and face. I never made the connection, but I just booked my tickets like two days ago to go up and get my, have my apple weekend. And maybe I'll get lucky and there'll be

cosmic crisps there, but I doubt it because I'm sure it'll only be apples grown locally to Detroit. That's exciting. But I'll take tons of pictures. I feel like that puts you

in apple guy territory of the podcast. Are you worried, Andrew? It's less about the apple guy territory of the podcast are you worried andrew it's less about the apple and more about the donuts for me but yeah and the apple yeah i was gonna say like i think i believe jeff you once said that an apple is never above a six or seven for you so yeah i would say seven even though you're traveling for them i think i'm above as as uh there's some nine or ten apples out there i I'm more about going for the apple experience. It's fall, and it's beautiful, and the leaves are...

Invariably, it'll be, because I've been to a few different ones, it's by a little stream, and there's a big wheel spinning in the stream, and there's families having picnics. It's just very quintessential fall America. I'm more for that experience. It's less about the apples and more what they do with them. Apple cider, hot apple cider. That shit's good.

I would rather like I'm way more excited about that than just than eating a bog standard raw ass apple. You know, that's fair. I want to eat some chocolate is what I want to eat some chocolate. Let's do it. Did you ever eat the banana, by the way, Andrew, after your chocolate? It's funny you mentioned that, Gavin. I was going to bring it up after the the fact guess who bought some fucking bananas yesterday

nice i bought a whole set because when set i bought it listen i had banana anxiety i realized i've never bought a banana before i didn't know what to do i was very i was like well what is the protocol here there are bags do i put the bananas in the bags? Do I need to know a code? What do I need to do? I don't want to be embarrassed. I don't want to look like a banana rookie when I get to the counter. I go to check it. You don't know banana code?

I don't know banana code, Jeff. I was very insecure about it until I saw another guy stroll by with his cart, and he had bananas in it. And I was like, okay, I'm good. I don't need to overthink this. Nick has a good point. What color status have you got? I went with yellow because I figured that's them in their peak, right?

Ready to eat. It's not browning. Currently right. Ready to eat, yeah. They're still pretty good into brown as well, but I think the greens are the worst. Got to wait. When they get brown, that's when you make banana bread out of them.

So what happened, after I ate the chocolate yesterday, i needed just something that wasn't dead in my mouth so i started eating an apple one of the best apples i've ever had i can't tell if it was just a great apple or if the chocolate made everything taste like shit to the point where anything other than that was amazing like it was a return to flavor yes so if i still think the banana is dog shit after eating this bar, bananas stink. They just suck. There's like, this is the best way. If I'm not going to like a banana in this environment, I will never like a banana. What kind of apple was it?

I don't want to. I can't say. Once again, I'm keeping my cards to my chest. I'm not going to let you shit all over my favorite apples. Okay. All right. That's fair. That's fair. I don't want to let you shit all over my favorite apples. Okay. All right. That's fair. That's fair.

I don't want to shit on your apples, but okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I promise you I don't want to shit on your apples. The stuff we're private about on this book. You've said other... Jeff admitted that was a smart move. I gave you that a Granny Smith is in the top seven.

That's all I'm going to give you. I'm not telling you what apple that was. Is it two or is it is in the top seven. That's all I'm going to give you. I'm not telling you what Apple that was. Is it two or is it six? Could be seven. Alright, so we're running out of time because Gavin has his heart out. I'm ready to go. Is everyone

else prepared for their chocolate? The time is nine and a half minutes. Yeah, I'll stop my stopwatch again. So who's doing this? Jeff's doing this. I'm doing this again. I'm gonna do it. Nick is doing it, I believe. Are you doing it on camera, Jeff? Oh, shit.

I gotta do it on camera. Okay. How do I do that? After all that. So wait, why did you get up earlier and say I'll be right back? I was just getting a drink. Why?

I just thought it was like to sort out the camera or something. It was like after the camera discussion. Yeah. Oh, no. I was just like, I should get a drink. Okay. New movie recording, right? Yeah. All right. I'm recording. Oh, you're just not lying.

I have 21 little squares of chocolate to eat. I'm with you, Gavin. Let's not even worry about it at this point. Okay. Hello? I'm ready. On go. Hi, Jeff.

Gavin, do you have a timer out? You're the timekeeper. Okay, you gotta... You want me to give you a countdown? Yeah, I'm ready. Is everyone else ready? Anyone? Jeff, are you still there?

Jeff? Jeff. are you still there? Jeff? Jeff. Oh my God. Jeff. You've got to. He's gone. Hello? I think by recording he broke his entire.

This is the worst podcast. Hello? Hey, Jeff. Can you hear us? Fuck. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Testing, testing, check one, two. Yeah, we hear you.

What happened? Are you recording? Jeff? Hello? Hello? This is hell. I'm in hell. Can you just imagine Andrew with chocolate in his hands

and his mouth open? I'm holding it! I'm holding it! We got a goddamn hard out, Jeff! What are you doing? Jeff, what are you doing? This is why I gave the extra ten minutes. Yeah, but you also caused this by bringing up him filming it. You gave the 10 minutes to take it away.

Hey, can you hear me now? Yeah, yeah, can you hear us? Yeah, hold on. I had to make sure I don't lose my audio real fast. Holy shit. Are you still recording? No. No, my recording stopped.

I had to restart my recording. Hold on. Save the other one first. I am. I am. That's what I'm doing. Oh, boy. Oh, I was all worried because I kind of dropped my chocolate that I wouldn't get it in my

hands in time. That was eight minutes ago. I know. I know. It's fucking sucked. I don't know what happened. Just like, as soon as I hit record I stopped being able to hear you guys. So,

testing. What? Uh oh. Remember all the shit you gave me about my futzing, Gavin? Remember the futzing conversation? Getting into this episode? Testing, testing. Check one, two. Alright, I'm ready to eat chocolate if you guys are. I am so ready to eat this. I'm not recording this video by the way.

Not after that. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. It's same countdown. Uh, are we ready? Yes.

Okay. Three, two, one. Chomp. Now, Gavin, what we didn't anticipate

is that this is just going to be people with their mouths full of chocolate and somebody has to talk. Yeah, I've got no one to talk to. It's just going to have to be me and you because I was thinking, well, it's not just going to be Gavin. Nick is eating the chocolate also, but he's not on microphone.

I'm here. Alright, so how many squares in do you think we are? Andrew, do you think you're faster than last time? I like this. My favorite thing about this podcast. I can't drink anything during this, right? No, no, no. You can't drink during.

No. My favorite thing about this podcast is how we'll do something and then just keep doing it every week until we're bored of it. We've thing about this podcast is how we'll do something and then just keep doing it every week until we're bored of it. We've already done this. Oh, man. We just keep doing everything twice. This fucking sucks. This is so gross.

Jeff, how would you describe the taste? Is it anything like chocolate? No. It's just bitter. How many squares? Three. I'm on my third square. You better work faster, bud. I have 18 to go. Andrew. How many squares? Three. I'm on my third square. You better work faster, bud. I have 18 to go. Oh, my God.

Andrew, how many squares? We're all in. They're all in? All in? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. I think Andrew pre-broke them and just shoved the... Yeah.

Nick, what about you? How many squares in are you? I've got seven left. They're in my mouth right now. And how would you describe the taste, Nick? Awful. I would describe it as like chocolate, but with no ability to get sugar or anything tasty.

Just goo. I don't know how to swallow. Sugarless goo. Oh, fuck. I would be surprised if Andrew wins with everything in his mouth. Like, it's hard to swallow stuff when your mouth is completely full of other shit. Okay, I'm done. Especially this, because it feels like it turns into a paste.

What? I just finished it. I'm done. What? That was it? Yeah, that's it. You swallowed it like pills? I mean, it was goo, but yeah.

Wait, how many squares was yours? It was like 20 squares, something like pills? I mean it was goo, but yeah, it was yeah, kind of like goo. Wait, how many squares was yours? Uhhhh... It was like 20 squares, something like that? Yeah, like 20 squares. It was like 2 minutes. This took Andrew 10? He doesn't like dark chocolate, I don't know.

And he's done in 2? Mmm... Andrew, how you doing? Andrew took 5 paws in the time it took Patrick to do one. I'm throwing up. Nick is super human. Why weren't we filming Nick? That's

incredible. Sorry. He's done. He ate it all. Jeff and Andrew are just struggling. What's the time? The is almost it's like 250 Nick's already like hands behind his head like legs up on the desk. He's done. He's so I'm so thirsty I mean if you're done eating the chocolate if you ate your whole chocolate bar, you can drink. I'll be back. Why wasn't he getting a drink?

He was just enjoying his victory. I just violently vomited. What? I didn't even hear it. It looks like I diarrheaed all over my toilet. It's just chocolate. Oh, you're serious. Yeah, no, I just like,

I was trying to swallow it down and then it just like got me wrong and then I threw up in my mouth a little bit and I ran to the, I said like, I'm gonna throw, and then I ran to the bathroom and it just went everywhere. It looks, I'm gonna, oh. I took a picture.

I took a picture, but it's too gross to show you It just looks like It just looks like a splatter shit Is it Is it too gross for us I mean too gross for the audience But yeah I'll send it to you

I'm working on it but this isn't helping This conversation is not making this easier Oh Andrew I hate to inform you that we're coming up on your original Five minute Well give me updates how much time do I got You're at 420 not making this easier. Andrew, I hate to inform you that we're coming up on your original five minute time period. You're at 420. Almost. Oh, I have the worst heartburn in the world right now.

Oh, no. It is so bad. Oh, my God. Oh, gross. You got on the seat. You got it on the seat. Why did you lift the seat up? I didn't get a chance. It was shooting out of me.

You better let Emily know that it's chocolate. I gotta clean it up, dude. I'm gonna go clean it up. You're gonna try to, and you're gonna leave behind splatters, and she's gonna go, what the fuck? Let's leave that picture in the Discord for Jack to see be i'll be honest i might throw up again that was what andrew are you okay

oh no it may have come up for's not food andrew you still there buddy oh i don't hear him anymore oh he might be he might have to go and throw up could you hear him I don't hear him anymore. Oh, he might be. He might have to go and throw up. Could you hear him? No. I see his name flashing. I see it flash every so often, but I don't think it's.

I think it's like him from like another room going. But you can't hear him. Do you think? Do you think maybe he passed out? I think maybe he went to go throw up like you. Maybe it's only picking up the convulsions. Never again. Never again.

Oh, see, he's back. There we go, there we go. He's alive. Andrew, are you okay? I'm not going to try this fucking dog shit banana. Wait, hang on. What happened with the chocolate? I'm done.

I finished the chocolate. You got it all down? You didn't throw up? Yeah, I just, no, I didn't throw up. Wait, when did you go? I went to a different place mentally. I was physically here. Just mentally and emotionally, I just no I didn't throw up. I like what you got was good. I went to a different place mentally I was physically here Continuing after Nick finished yeah, you did it in six minutes. I think I could get the five Jesus Christ the banana

Oh, I also you didn't tell me when you were done anyway, so There's around the time I came back so like okay, probably five seconds when you hit believe How sick that made me oh trying to banana everyone seems really down this stuff fucking sucks all right all right you're a fuck you're a lying asshole that's a good man and you know it. You eat that banana and you like it. That's a good banana. I'm gonna spit the fucking banana out. You do know to peel a banana, right? Yeah, I know how to feel a banana.

You know how to feel a banana? You fucking pervert. It's fucking gross. I'm so surprised. This is a trash fruit. No! That's insulting. The taste, like, in other things I'm okay with.

Just by itself, this is a garbage fruit. Terrible. There's no such thing as a garbage fruit. All fruit is good. That's banana. Banana's the worst fruit. All fruit is good. That's banana. Banana's the worst. I can't even speak. So, Andrew, was it the chocolate better the second time or worse?

I just want to watch Nick eat chocolate, is what I've learned from this second experience. I don't understand what he did. I don't know the approach. I followed your method. I broke up all the pieces and wolfed them. It's the exact same brand, the Lindt 100% chocolate thing? Yeah, Lindt 100% excellence.

Unsweetened chocolate. God damn it. How? Like, your mouth starts to reject it the second you put it in there. I may have an advantage because my wife and I tried to give up a lot of processed foods years ago. And to sell, or any time we would actually have something sweet. This is as close as we could get. It was no sugar.

So this was what we would have. Oh, so this is a clear like we're adopting the darkness and Nick was born in it. He's living it. This is just part of his. We were on a different level going in. The darkness of chocolate. Yeah. I was impressed, though.

That was a hell of a performance by Nick. I did not see. Nick, you're super human. Yeah. Thank you. That was really impressive. I don't know what it says about me as a person, but, you know, here we are. There was... When you finished at two and a half minutes, I was beginning to to entertain the idea of throwing up and I was only six seven bars in maybe eight I don't know how you did it

I will say it was harder listening to you describe you vomiting in a toilet and then hearing everybody gag that was the toughest part of the two runs, I found the vomiting to be the toughest part, but yeah. I'm saying for me. The actual vomiting. Yeah. Ugh. I wouldn't have, I don't even think that 9.5 would have been doable for me. It was just so bad. That was fun!

I feel good. I feel way better than I did the first time I did this. This is a good experience overall. I'm never gonna do it again. Yeah, that's another closed chapter. I was miserable, Geoff. The first time. How many did you end up eating? Three, six... overall i'm never gonna do it again yeah that's another closed chapter i was miserable jeff the first time how many did you end up eating three six i think i've had a little bit less than half

of it okay it's kind of hard to tell because i started to break them up into tiny little pieces but yeah i'd say i had less than half it's not a taste thing as much as it is you just need to start being able to break it down is the issue. Yeah, well, and your body doesn't want to swallow, like your mouth doesn't want to swallow it because it doesn't recognize it as food. Yeah, like I said, it was sort of like swallowing pills was how I was able to consume it the first time is what I learned

I had to do. Yeah. Well, that was the show. Alright. Maybe we should wrap up. Another weird one. I thought it was a fun episode. I had a great time. I enjoyed it too I always enjoy it it's always fun uh okay well there you go uh you've listened to the fruit

and chocolate podcast yet again 77 episodes 77 different hot takes on apples thanks for uh sticking with us and uh unless you didn't in which case you don't hear this anyway, so it doesn't matter. Go fuck yourself.

See you next week. Or I won't, because you won't be here because you fucked yourself. Bye.