Regulation Podcast - Everything's Wrecked // Unifarm Sleep Spaghetti [141]

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's situation, Austin freeze, Gavin's situation, Warzone, Andrew's credit card fraud, blanket football schemes, sleep situations, Unifarm sleep spaghetti, two recordings, Andrew's Gavin Lifehack, lasagna, separated food, and Andrew's tries double salted licorice. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Gavin, why- how many internets do you have? That's my first question. Uh- You have two internets? There's two connections. Okay. When did that- that nevermind it's fine well I got like a second switch for my office and all that stuff was messed up

okay and you have two internets because you would pull down your internet if it was one like you would get throttled or whatever Andrew was asking why I'm on a different internet than you if I'm at your house and I told him I've just never heard a multiple internet I'm not trying to explain your setup.

It's two. It's not two internets. It's one internet, but two networks to VLANs. That makes sense. Yeah. I was just saying it would be funny to have like multiple internets of different levels, like the guest bedroom had shitty the shitty internet. Well, you could do that, right? You can set up like

a guest Wi-Fi that that's like beyond me limits on it. I'm just learning what the function keys are okay i don't networks you asked me network i think like cbs that's a network i don't know what you're talking about i don't know how did you enjoy your extra long pleasantries it was uh great it's great i'd say i'd say it was good pleasantries jeff is not in the bet. Well, no, he's a great setup. He just a little loud. Jeff has like I'm in a club. Can't hear you. Yeah, they were like, hey, man, you're a little loud.

What can we do about that? And I was like, we didn't do a fucking thing about it because it's not my setup. And I am I live in fear of inconveniencing others. And Gavin and Meg were very, very kind to let me shower, to let my ragtag bunch of refugee Ramses come over and shower at their house last night. So I'm not trying to make their lives difficult in any way. Is this episode? Have we started?

Do we need to do a proper intro? Yeah, why don't you... I think Eric is the intro guy, so... Yeah, I got it. This is episode 141, F*** Face, hosted by Jeff, typically. I think you're the host. I know it's the comedy triangle, but I think you're the host.

You always do the intros. I think that's the host thing. We are joined, as always, by Jeff, the host, and Gavin, and me, Andrew Panton. I've had many names, but my name is Andrew Panton. Now we can begin. Episode 141. Why are you in Gavin's house? Everything's wrecked.

Everything is ruined. The place is falling apart, man. Yeah. What do you mean by that? What happened? What does that mean? The city of Austin had two cold days. And because of that, the city died.

Really? I don't know how else to describe it. We should say cold day, it went to minus it. We should say cold day. It went to minus one. It was literally just teetering under freezing. Barely froze, but because it was also raining. Oh, it's one, two. So essentially what happened, Andrew, is we knew we were going to get some cold weather.

I'll say this. get some cold weather uh i'll say this i live in fear of austin freezing because every time austin freezes i lose expensive plants that i have to pay to replant every year i spent nine thousand dollars replacing plants that froze two years ago right so and i take meticulous care of my plants because every summer we're in a drought from May until November. And then we get like a two week period where it freezes twice and then everything gets frozen and dies. So I go through the process of covering everything meticulously, hammering into the ground. Takes me a full eight hour day to fully prep my yard for the cold weather. But I do this because I don't want to get bit in the ass financially. Again,

my fiance is, you always think of like who watches local news? People like my fiance, my fiance wakes up every day and watches fucking KXAN and David Yeomans and all the, and she loves local weather. She grew, I didn't, I didn't know this at first,

but she wanted to be a weather person growing up. And so she's like into weather. And so she watches the weather like a hawk. I watch it like a hawk because I care about my yard. Right. And because we've been through these freezes before, they were like, yeah, it's going to get a little cold. It'll get like it may get below freezing for a few hours, but it should be no big deal. So nobody in Austin covered their plants.

Nobody in Austin did any prep work because it didn't seem like that big a deal. Right. their plants. Nobody in Austin did any prep work because it didn't seem like that big a deal, right? And then it started raining and it just didn't stop for three days. And what happened was it got to like 31, 30, 30, 31 degrees. All the trees froze. There was no ice

or there was no snow. It was just all ice. But because it's the third year in a row of this and our poor trees haven't had time to heal and recover because as soon as the freeze is over they go back into a drought every tree in austin fell yeah i feel like in 2021 it was it got down to like minus 18 celsius and then even just now in december there was one day where it was like minus 10 and this time because it was raining and minus one every single tree in austin fell down oh no my my front tree the

tree in my front yard dropped seven or eight giant branches hit my fence ruined a ton of my uh well ruined a ton of my planting which is already ruined because nothing got covered and everything was just everything was just rocked in in ice it gets worse so uh tuesday morning andrew i woke up at about 6 30 in the morning when i heard the transformer pop in the neighborhood and then suddenly we lost power so we lost power at 6 39 a.m i know that's when i reported it to the city of austin i'll remember that for the rest of my fucking life and uh so my whole street lost power it's like not ideal not the end of the world right went back to bed just figured whatever uh at about 9 a.m i was awakened by a giant crash ran out to see my

backyard to see what it was my neighbor's tree split and fell and ripped my power lines and my internet off my house. Snapped it all in half. It's shredded. So my backyard has a pile of spaghetti that used to be electric wires and internet. I reported that as well. And that was Tuesday at about 9 a.m. And I have heard zero since. And so it's okay. It's very, very dangerous. I remember G.I. and I have heard zero since. Oh, God. It's okay.

It's very, very dangerous. I remember G.I. Joe, right? Stay away from power lines. Don't touch power lines. Also, eat apples, not candy bars. I'm pretty sure those are the two big things they would tell you all the time. Stay away from power lines. Eat apples. Or a banana. So I'm staying away from the fucking power lines, even though the power to

my street is cut, and so I think I could fuck around with it, but I'm not going to find out and I'm not going to be unsafe. I'm going to listen to Roadblock and Hawk or whoever told me that in G.I. Joe, right? I think it was Roadblock.

However, at some point, the city is going to fix the power to the street and then my backyard is going to turn into the 4th of July, I assume. Oh, man. And so I'm just like,

I've just been sitting at the house waiting for the city to come fix my house. And they haven't. And they have just been talking about how they're overwhelmed and overrun. There's about 150,000 people out of power in Austin right now. The really shitty thing is,

is that they've got crew. I think they've got like eight. Everybody in Austin is highly attuned to this. There are 87 crews out working 24 hours a day right now to repair the power lines. Unfortunately, as they're repairing them, more trees are falling. So like they've made like 2% of progress in the last day, but they repaired something like 10 or 15% of the lines, but then more lines keep snapping. And so Gavin let me come over last night, Millie and Emily and I, and shower.

And then we went home and froze for the night. And then today we said, fuck it. We're getting a hotel. So I have two questions immediately. Any damage to the house is my first one. Yes. I believe so. The house is damaged?

I believe there's some damage to my roof where one of the limbs hit and knocked some shingles loose. So I'll have to get a new roof probably. That's no big deal. Insurance will cover that. I just don't know how much damage. I don't know how easy it is going to be for the city to repair the electricity to my house.

And my fear is that they will come in and they'll go like, oh, this is a bigger deal than we can do and they'll go like, Oh, this is a bigger deal than we can do right now. You're you specifically, sir, are going to be without power for a little bit longer than everybody else. But I'm also not in a unique situation. There's a ton, like you drive around any neighborhood in Austin. First off, I would say 25% of the neighborhood roads are impassable because of trees laying down. But even then you just drive through and like you just see like oh there i was uh i i drove millie by her mom's house today uh to go like you just get your mom has power you can go stay with her right and i had to drive around an electric cable that was just in a street oh my

god none of the power none of none of the stoplights worked on any of the roads i drove to get from my house to her house. It's just insane. I wouldn't be surprised if Austin just shed like 100,000 tons of lumber. Yeah, that's no joke, man. So my point of reference for when this happened, we're in a group text, and I'm assuming you texted something, Jeff, and I did not get it on my end.

So the first text I got was from Eric saying, I'm sorry do you need anything I could drive you guys over something but I would probably die on the way I had no it was a thumbs up was the previous message from a few days ago I thought Eric maybe accidentally texted the wrong place and then I saw a photo or two so it's just cute I didn't know the extent of the damage I I was aware of the wires being destroyed, but that's terrible. What a shitty situation to be in. What I had done is I sent a video of the damage to my backyard. See,

I got that for, I got it for texts later. I thought that's when it came in. There were four other texts and then that showed up. I guess my second question, and this is, I don't know how this necessarily work. Are you at all

worried about the status of things like your fridge if like the power getting ripped up could that somehow screw up the electrical system in the fridge itself no i don't think or like any appliance like a surge almost yeah like if did you is this a surge situation potentially i don't i'm not i'm not worried about that and nick and uh eric are trying to make me worried about it in the chat right now uh they're definitely piling on to the fear uh however what is more immediately annoying is that i i just bought a brand new fridge and one of the nice things about buying a new fridge is you go through the old fridge and you're like expired, expired, expired. Fuck it. I'm throwing all this stuff

away. We're going to start fresh new, you know, like new essentials, new ketchups, new everything. And then, uh, and now my fridge has been off for 48 hours. So this morning for fun, I did two things for fun today, just to pass the time. The first thing I did was I got up and I brought my trash can into the house and I threw away everything that's in my fridge, in my freezer, that I just spent the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars of fresh groceries, including the fresh groceries I went to the store Monday night to buy to get ready to be prepared for cold weather, just in case. Could have just chucked it outside. I could have, I should have chucked it outside i i could have i should have chucked it outside although then it would have warmed it's like 40 degrees now it would have warmed up today

and i would have nowhere to put it back so and i'm going to a hotel anyway so uh we've been looking at this all wrong i think i austin was pretty warm before jeff got his fridge it's an expensive fridge it could be more powerful than we know. I'm just bummed that I had to throw away all my fucking brand new ice cream that melted. I had all these brand new microwave pizzas I was super excited about. All I left

is bananas and apples. That's not bad. No, I like bananas and apples. Cosmic Crisp will hold strong. Yeah. Cosmic Crisp is the only thing in my fridge right now. Cosmic Crisp and some diet Dr. Peppers. You know, this is what we're going to blame it on when it's mush in a year. We've got a nice few days.

So that is Jeff's experience in Austin during this storm. Gavin, how has it been for you? What have you suffered? What have you lost during this time? Well, last time the when the big freeze happened i had power no power for four days uh i resorted to um i think i took 10 shits in pitch black darkness wiping my ass blind uh i i boiled well i boiled a saucepan of water to have why do you need light to do that why is that that a need light for? The area is pretty clear.

To check the bog for wiping. Yeah, man, for wiping. I'm not a blind wiper. We've established this before. Fair enough. I like to make sure it's all clean down there. Fair enough. I feel like you can tell.

And then on day four, I really wanted a shower, but obviously there's no hot water, so I boiled the biggest saucepan I could find, full of water, poured it into the bath bath a little bit of cold water in there but i it took me like 40 minutes to boil the water and then i accidentally put way too much cold water in so i took a bath in about four inches of lukewarm water and that was a real down that was a real low point on day four without power well that was last time right yeah what about this time absolutely fine 100 it's like nothing's happening outside and as you may recall from last

week i'm a stump or a couple weeks ago i'm a stump guy now i'm getting rid of this stump slowly working on it i just got rid of probably a 40 foot completely dead tree that was in the middle of my yard. They could have been timed more perfectly. That's incredible. That entire thing would have come down and ripped half the house down. Oh, that's amazing. I just couldn't believe it. I've really based on compared to what happened last time.

I've rolled a 10 on luck. That's amazing. Yeah, I'd love to hear how Nick and Eric are doing. Yeah. Eric has a bad setup, so he doesn't want to really chime in all that much. He said before in the pleasantries. Nick, I don't know what your situation is. Way better this time. Way better. He's not

in the mosque. Nope. Good call. Oh, wait. Is that your guess? Did you waste it? No, you said that was it. No, I think he's just stating it. I think that was a statement. I don't think. I have a giant tree out front and I can hear it cracking and it's kind of over the house so every once in a while I'll go out there and just

watch as it slowly, surely fades over the windows. That's going to be bad. But it's melting now so thank God for that. We didn't lose power though. I'm glad to hear that everybody else is having such a good time uh no i'm not i'm not angry i'm being serious because when we had the really really bad storm two years

ago and everybody lost power for like a week and then the last one i didn't i was fine the whole time and i felt i felt guilty so i feel like this is my uh this is my comeuppance for having such an easy time previously it's just such a funny comparison of, I feel like you're looking out your window, just calculating the absurd cost of repairing your yard while Gavin is inviting me to play Warzone. Like, those are the two different experiences of those days. Yeah, but alternatively, if it was a normal day,

I would be looking out my window wondering why I'm not getting invited to Warzone while you were inviting Gavin to Warzone. No, I would be looking out my window wondering why I'm not getting invited to Warzone while you were inviting Gavin to Warzone. Either way, it sucks for me. I just want to play Warzone all the time. It must be really annoying.

I don't think it's annoying. Jeff, are you annoyed by all the invites that Gavin sends you to play Warzone? I've yet to receive one, but if I were to get one, I would fucking jump at the chance. I invited you before. You played with us. to receive one but if i were to get one i would fucking jump with the chance i invited you before you played with us i invited you again you were busy the next invite you don't have power no no no no no no what happened was we played together one night you guys invited me in an episode i heard it the other day and i was like absolutely we played we

had the bathroom strategy it was hilarious we all agreed it was the funniest shit, the most fun we'd had in a long time. We talked about how we want to make video game content for F*** Face now, and how suddenly now we're wanting to make Let's Plays and fucking Call of Duty. And then we all agreed to play the next day. You were like,

are we guys going to play on Saturday? Let's play Saturday. And I was like, I am fucking down. Just let me know. And then I haven't heard anything since now. Well, let us know when your power's back on. You guys have played Call of Duty 19 times since we played together,

and I have been invited to zero of them. I will say that last Call of Duty didn't go well. Jeff, you were busy. That was the night you had plans. You couldn't play with us, and Nick nick was busy i finished playing with gavin and as soon as we wrapped up i got a text that said your credit card limit has been exceeded uh you might want to look into this and i that was alarming considering i hadn't made any purchases I hadn't used my credit card in that month. Somebody, I had my credit card information stolen

and they run up a bunch of charges. I'm going to post a photo in our chat. So I checked. I was like, well, wait, what happened? Was it pills and supplements? No. Is that your guess? Jeff, do you have a guess for what the product is?

What some of the products will be? I think it's shoes i think people are buying like you think shoes okay my last one was like holistic medicine and supplements so i'm i'm gonna post this uh just read what this isn't gonna go out to the public but just read what the product is for what the bulk of the charges are. Are you fucking serious? I don't even know what that is. Somebody stole your credit card and bought 1 million pillows?

It's like $1,000 worth of pillow charges for this company. The company is the front. It's a website that was made 30 days ago and their their phone number leads to an auto mechanic shop the whole thing is set up so what do you do does the credit is your car are you fucked are you gonna get your money i'm kind of fucked so yeah like i called and i'm going through the process of having to report it i

can't believe they contacted you about fraud because you're the pillow guy that looks no they didn't normal statement they didn't that's what i got a text an automated text saying hey you're over your limit and i was like what i didn't make any purchases so then i looked at my credit card statement and i saw those and i had a genuine double take where i know i haven't bought pillows but i thought did i somehow spend a thousand dollars of pillows also like the worst fraud to have happened to me because nobody's gonna believe i didn't spend that on this without content it'd be like if you got your card stolen gavin and someone bought a bunch of slow-mo cameras it's impossible so i had to call and i'm in the process they're investigating but i thought of

all the fucking things. It's pillows. That's incredible. $1,000 worth of pillows. I don't need any more pillows. I'm always up for more pillows. I think the only thing more insane than that would have been if it was waffle mix,

but I think pillows are number two. That was one and two? Do you think this was just like complete and total happenstance? Or do you think the people who stole your credit card like got access to your statement we're like oh we'll do the pillow thing and nobody will ever know i think it's a complete coincidence because half the charges are to someone else and i did a little

bit of research into this and it's like a weird front and i think it's just going to somebody's bank account that they've labeled as a business but i just couldn't believe it i thought of all the things i'm a big pillow i'm not that big of a pillow guy. The total cost of pillows under my bed far exceeds under $1,000. Do you think your total pillow spend is less than one of these pillows? One of these orders?

Yeah, for sure. I think I'm under $340 for all my pillows. Across time, I got some old pillows. All the pillow orders seem to be coming in around $340 from what I can see. Around there, yeah. That must be a nice-ass pillow. across time i got some old pillows all the pillow orders soon be coming in around 340 dollars from what i can see around there yeah that must be a nice ass pillow or a lot of pillows i think they were like i went on the fake website they have and just like shitty throw pillows so it's like

buying a million awful throw pillows would be what you have yeah that was just i was shocked i couldn't believe that sucks and I'm sorry to hear that. That's okay. It's gonna get sorted out, I hope. We'll find out in like 10 days. I couldn't believe how long it takes for them to deal with that. Because I called immediately,

and they're like 10 to 20 business days. So I just don't have a credit card for a month, essentially. They probably just give themselves that buffer. It probably won't take that long. We'll see. We're probably on like day four or five. This is not, I mean, I'm not even, even this year's i'm a blanket guy we established this is a year for big blanket for me and i i feel like i made the turns because i said 2023 is the year i become a big blanket guy there's been some misunderstanding of what i mean by that some people think i'm into

super large blankets like literally big blankets. Some people think I want them stacked. You offered a weighted blanket at the time, Jeff. I feel like I have figured out a way to describe what I actually want, what my actual goals are of my blanket year. You know in football, and maybe people here don't know,

but there's like two primary schemes defensively in football. I'll post a photo to show it. So there's like two primary schemes defensively in football i'll post a photo to show so there's man-to-man coverage right and that's the simple where every player gavin you can tell me if this makes sense as somebody who doesn't know football at all if this translate there's a man-to-man defense so everyone's mocking someone else so everybody covers one guy that's their guy they got to protect them they're on them they're covering them that's my current blanket situation every blanket has a role and it's just to be on top of me or my partner it's just very clear there's not there's not a lot going on but i want to move into go

ahead what does that got to do with every how many blankets are covering you specifically uh right now it's two or three so there's nothing like your diagram because every individual man is on an individual other man my point is that the blanket has a role and it's just to be on one person that's its job it doesn't move out of that zone it's there i want to move into a zone blanket scheme which you could see you have a blanket that covers different sections of the bed that's what i want when i say i'm gonna be a big blanket guy i want like eight blankets all in different areas of the bed that don't move from that area now let me now let me tell you let me tell you this this makes total sense andrew and i actually through no choice of my own, I live in a blanket zone.

Really? You're running the scheme. Scheme. I was going to say defense makes no sense. A zone blanket scheme. Because my fiance, I have learned, is the most complicated sleeper on earth. And so I have a, let me explain this setup to you. And then let me tell you if this helps you in some way.

Okay. Because it fascinates me and kind of horrifies me. When it's time to go to bed at my house, and my fiance likes to go to bed about nine at the latest, right? Here's the process for going to bed. First off, she has a special silk pillow because it's good for her skin,

like a very special silk pillow that has to be on top of her of her two pillow situation then she opens the covers and oh no no then yeah she opens the covers and she has this giant like snake pillow like body pillow that has to be in a certain position it's like almost like a j the way she has it laid up and the long end of the J separates me from her, so there's no way I can get to her or touch her. It's like a defense for her. Although to her, she says it just is more comfortable,

but I think she's trying to build like a pillow wall to keep me out, which is fine. I'm used to it. Then she turns on her white noise machine. She has a specific machine for white noise because she has to have white noise. Then she has a stand-up fan that blows on her feet because her feet get cold, right?

I respect it. That's a move. Then she has this misting spray that she sprays on the top of her pillows and then on the bed where she's going to lay in it because it's supposed to be calming and refreshing or something. Right?

So she does that. She has like a lot of complicated makeup stuff too, but I consider that a part of a different situation. Although sometimes it happens in bed. You know when you, in Minecraft, when you cross into a different biome? Yeah.

I'm just imagining that like right down the middle of your bed. Essentially, right? Essentially. And so then we've got the white noise machine. We've got the special spray that she mists on her pillow

every night and her bed. We've got the giant Jay snake pillow, right? We've got the fan blowing specifically on her feet in case they get cold. Then she crawls into the bed in full jammies by the way and she lays she gets into the j pillow to where it's almost uh it's almost like a baby

bop where like her arms are up and she's like she can't move she's like she's essentially a toddler right and then she puts a top sheet over her and then a duvet and then a second duvet that I have nothing to do with. This is where we get into the zone because that's too much blanket for me. Right. Then on top of the second duvet, we have a gray blanket that's like a throw. Now, I do participate in the gray blanket because that helps. I just like a little bit of weight on my feet. Then she has this furry white blanket

that she puts on top of the gray blanket. Then she puts the weighted blanket on. All that's just on her side. I just have the top sheet, the one duvet, and the gray throw. All that other pile of stuff is hers. And then with just her face sticking out, you can't even see the rest of her, she moves around for a little bit like a worm and then has her clothes in her hands.

Like she takes her clothes off her jammies, but not until she's already in her cocoon. Like and then she like wiggles out. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't I don't know why, because I will never understand why she doesn't just take them off before she gets in the bed. Then she does all that. And then then she puts a sleep mask

on, and then she goes to sleep. It's like a 30-minute process. I'm fine, but she won't be out of bed by the time I'm in the car down the street. It is the most

complicated sleeping process I have ever seen in my entire life. I wrote it down. Let me see. I'm going to make sure I got covered everything. Special pajamas. Yeah. She has special pajamas,

sprays the pillow, a range of special pillows, turns on a fan, keeps the white noise machine burrows into her, her boppy top sheet, duvet, second sheet, way to blink it,

knit a blanket sham. She means I have eye mask touch. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That, then the last part is she wants, she can't fall asleep unless i touch

her back so i'll have to like snake my arm i have to like it's complicated i have to like snake my arm through all these pillows and blankets and stuff and then i just put i just physically put my my like sometimes just the tips of my fingers because it's a king-size bed so i can't even reach her just on her back and i have to she she requests she i don't have to i don't have to do anything she's not a tyrant but she's like it me sleep. So then if I just put my hand on her back, then she'll fall asleep. And then I can get up and go play video games or watch TV in bed or whatever.

And she's out. But it takes her about 90 seconds to fall asleep. Do you have to carefully retract your arm back through the maze? Well, like when I was trying to put Millie to sleep when she was a kid and like sneak out of the room before she woke up. Yeah, sometimes.

I have a diagram of my sleeping situation. Let's see it. Really? My blanket situation specifically. Let's see it. Oh, you're man-to-man. You're running a man-to-man scheme. Now, this diagram

is actually what's happening where Meg has a duvet and I have my own duvet and that's it. It's man-to-man. You just have your own setups? Awesome, that's awesome. Same bed, separate blankets

and we just... We're constantly just tugging on it. That's awesome. That's awesome. Same bed, separate blankets, and we just... We're constantly just, like, tugging on it, because there's cats in the bed. They're usually in the middle, so we're both on the dregs of the duvet if we share it. So I'm, like, tugging it over me, and it, like, strangles her on the other side. So we've separated our duvet situation,

and it's been a winner for us. Now, have you ever tried having a few blankets on the bed, like, in a variety of places that you could stumble into? So having a few blankets on the bed like in a variety of places they could stumble into so like keep all the blankets locked in place and then you just relocate around the bed depending on how you're feeling well sort of like this was sort of discovered because i had three blankets and i moved my arm and i accidentally went to a different blanket and i was like this is kind of nice this is an unusual thing like i want the experience to move my foot and be met with unexpected fleece is what I want.

Like, I think that's really nice. Just wherever you go. Yeah, it doesn't even have to necessarily be, just like I want to feel a different thing I wasn't expecting. I want to be like, oh, I'm going to adjust. Ooh, what's that there? That's a nice blanket right there. That's cozy.

That's what I want. That's my goal. I feel like you should try that. I respect your system, but you should innovate a little so does the zone system is it just covering different parts of your body or is your entire body moving in and out of zones my bed or i'm moving in and out of zones all the time i'm moving how many zone changes i'm a mobile sleeper per night like do you go to all zones every night not all zones i'm not doing a full spin like a fucking clock but i'm getting around i'm getting the bottom right maybe part of the

bottom left i'm i'm in the middle i'm at the top i'm moving all around not a full rotation because of this description of your sleeping i'm now i know what your bed looks like but now i'm imagining it that it's like 10 meters wide there's no way what you're saying, but he said to me zones. I'll track it. We'll, we'll set up zones in my bed. I'll put markers down and I'll tell you how many zones I enter in one night. It's going to be a few.

I'm going to be in a few zones. I want like a heat map. Yeah. Like those Halo two kill, like the heat kill maps. Yeah. You'll see. We'll figure out where I'm at.

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Like what is it disrupted? Will she just not sleep well? Like what is that process? So, you know, we from time to time stay in hotels. She will bring her iPhone and she has a white noise or I think it's brown noise she likes. I can't remember. But a specific app that she pays for that will do the white noise. She will

request 300 blankets from the front desk. Like the second we get into the room she'll call the front desk. She goes straight to the closets and she looks for the extra blankets. And if there's none she's not happy. If there's like one or two she'll grab them and she will still call down the front desk and say, and she looks for the extra blankets. And if there's none, she's not happy. If there's like one or two, she'll grab them and she will still call down the front desk and say, can you bring up some extra blankets?

And then she'll just make do. She'll still have the sleep mask. I don't think she'll have the spray, the gentle spray that she puts on the pillow that's supposed to calm her because I packed for her today because she had to go to work. So I didn't I don't know what that is. I didn't pack it. It's also pitch black in my bedroom. But she'll do she'll make do it won't be the same it'll be a modified version she won't have her big j pillow but uh anyway i actually it's actually it's fun to to that you brought this up because sleep sleep is something that i've been thinking

about getting into with uniform i've had a lot of ideas i've actually got a lot of notes written down for potential sleep uh products that i think uniform could get into get into i don't i'm not i'll be honest i'm not prepared yeah to go into it today i i didn't think we were going down this road it was like a future note um i may i may have been prepared if fucking austin hadn't died on tuesday but uh can i just ask is there anything edible with these pills? Oh, it's all... Like some ham? No, it's not edible.

Oh, it's all edible? It's not edible, but what it is, but it's all named after food. I'm gonna... Oh. I'll just throw some stuff out there. What if I told you, you would sleep,

you would have the best night of sleep in your life if you slept in uniform, by the way, uniform, combining the power of one with the fabric of the form, uniform, uniform sleep spaghetti. way, uniform combining the power of one with the fabric of the farm, uniform, uniform, sleep spaghetti. Ooh.

You don't even, you don't even know what sleep spaghetti is, but when I invented, it's going to rock your world. I feel like it's a bunch of like pool noodles, but for the bedroom. You're very, you're very close to what I'm going to invent,

but it'll be even better in person. Yeah. I'm, I've been studying Emily, and I'm going to improve upon sleep. I've also got a thing called a sleep pillow. I'll call it a sleep pickle. I think a sleep pickle could be huge. Sleep spaghetti. I got tons of

ideas, but nothing's really hammered out yet. If you had to convert any food into a pillow, what do you think the ideal food to pillow would be? Spaghetti. Fried egg. Fried egg? Yeah, I guess. It goes out, right? You got food into a pillow what do you think the ideal food to pillow would be spaghetti fried egg fried egg uh yeah i guess like because it's like it goes out right like you got some room to work with there i was thinking watermelon putting my head in a watermelon to sleep i feel like it'd be great like inside yeah like inside because it'd be all dark and then it's comfy it's got that

support it's kind of squishy i feel like that that can be relaxed. Like a frozen watermelon, I think it'd be pretty good. Allow me to sway your opinion on spaghetti. Sleep spaghetti. Let me just say this. When you think of a meatball, where does that meatball live? It lives on top of a pile of spaghetti. All covered in cheese. All covered in cheese.

I still haven't had one of those. pile of spaghetti. All covered in cheese. All covered in cheese. I still haven't had one of those. Have you ever seen a piece of food that looks more comfortable and more cozy in its environment than the meatball? The meatball is so nestled in springy,

wonderful spaghetti. It envelops it. It's warm. It's essentially like a Tempur-Pedic bed. You could put like you could put like a bottle a glass of wine at one end of spaghetti and a meatball at the other and you could jump up and down in the middle and it wouldn't it wouldn't tip over like sleep spaghetti is the way to go you can't name me a fruit that's more or a fruit a food that's more

comfortable in its environment than a meatball nestled in spaghetti that That's tough. I'll give you 10 bucks if you can balance a wine glass on spaghetti. I'm all about trying to do it, but it's going to be a little bit for me. I'm going to need a kitchen again. So just to set some ground rules for that.

Can he apply the spaghetti the way he wants to? Or do you mean like he orders spaghetti from a restaurant and then has to attempt to balance? It has to be from a restaurant and then has to attempt to balance? It has to be from a restaurant.

Okay. I think that might be tough. And he has to do it in the restaurant. But to be fair, I don't think that's a counter to Jeff's idea because it's not like you're going to have people come in to apply your bed spaghetti for your bed. Like you get to do it the way you want to do it. You can set it up in a way that would be most effective for what your goals are. I think it would be tough though. Just imagine nestling yourself into a bunch of

really cozy, long, thin, spaghetti-like pillows that you just like, that just envelop around you. It doesn't sound bad. You're the meatball. Just imagine you're the little human meatball poking your head out and you just have a thousand soft like cotton fingers caressing you.

Those are that's the sleep spaghetti. Are these weighted spaghetti noodles? They could be. They could be. They absolutely could be. See, if you get weighted spaghetti noodles, you're never leaving bed in the house. You're just dead. That's your death.

You're going to have dreams about being choked. What was the guy to Christmas Carol with all the fucking chains on him that would be you trying to get up every morning like you're just like be held down like old man yeah marley yeah that would be you i think i just had a thought hot dog i think is a pretty cozy food that nestles in it's got the bun i'm not gonna bun it's in the middle of it yeah that's pretty cozy that's that's true comfy it's up there. Pretty cozy. I agree with that. I think the least comfy food, fish and chips, is what came to mind.

That just seems uncomfortable. I don't think anyone involved is happy or comfortable in the fish and chips in the box setup. Just everything's crammed. You mentioned something that I actually had a question about, Andrew. You mentioned a hot dog, and that reminded me. The other day, and I remember this because I just threw them away today because they were ruined because they were in my freezer. Emily bought pretzel

dogs, and they're like corn dogs, but with pretzel. Yes. They're great. If I were to eat a pretzel dog, would that count as a corn dog? No, I don't think so. It's a pretzel dog would that count as a corn dog no i don't think so it's a pretzel dog see i agree but i was scared that if i ate one before i talked to you guys because they looked pretty

good she was making them uh or she's gonna make them they look pretty good that i would find out that i had inadvertently eaten uh what could be considered a corn dog and you guys would nail me to the wall for it uh okay okay well i haven't eaten a pret be considered a corn dog, and you guys would nail me to the wall for it. Absolutely. Okay, okay. Well, I haven't eaten a pretzel dog. You enjoy pretzel dogs. But if you say it's safe to eat a pretzel dog,

and it doesn't count as a corn dog, then I might try a pretzel dog. It's absolutely safe. Speaking of eating, I still have salted licorice. Did we cover that? I don't think we went over that. Are you going to go for it?

What happened last week? I think I'll do it at the end. Yeah, I'll do it at the end. So last week we recorded, and everybody everybody i guess i just mean eric and i we stated but we're all part of the conversation that the following week we would record two episodes and so as prep for that i found a bag of double salted licorice like i found a custom a specialty store that had it i bought a giant bags worth of it i was all excited so we recorded all of the episode last week or the one that you would

have heard previously and then i thought great it was kind of at the end of the episode i don't want to add the licorice segment now i'll save it for the second one we're doing too we wrap up and jeff and gavin have no fucking they've deleted from their brain that we're supposed to do too. And then it turns into this whole... We recorded part of it, I think. I know Nick is considering releasing it in some aspect. I don't know if it's worth putting out. I guess you'll find out at some point if it's available.

It's just a very angry Eric. Well, it wasn't that we forgot. It's just that we'd gone back and forth. No, you forgot. No, you forgot. You 100% forgot. It was zero back and forth. No, you forgot. No, you forgot. You 100% forgot. It was zero back and forth. You didn't remember.

You forgot. Jeff, did you forget or did you think we were doing one and we talked about it? I thought we were doing one and that we had discussed two but had never come to an agreement. No, it was we locked in two 100% and then you two were just like, what, we're doing two? What? Well, if we're both confused, something's clearly not happened well.

And then it turned into you critiquing how Eric does the invites and the calendar. God damn it. Damn it. I was just about to say, let's let Nick answer it. He's impartial. I don't trust Eric. And he fucking wrote that we did lock it in. Damn it. All right. Tiebreaker. Absolutely.

Jacob Marley. Jacob Bob Marley. Absolutely. Jacob Marley. Jacob Bob Marley. I said Bob Marley. You said Bob Marley doesn't make sense, right? It's a Marley. Oh, moron. Let me check the oxygen.

So I've had this I've had this salted liquor. Are you worried about that, Jeff? Actually, that's a great question. Am I worried about

the ghost of Christmas past? No, you're worried about the oxygen levels. Yeah, the carbon Actually, that's a great question. Am I worried about the ghost of Christmas past? No, are you worried about the oxygen levels? Yeah, the carbon dioxide. Because Gavin is a fucking idiot in his room. Well, Jeff's in Meg's office, and I think it's much better ventilated. I feel fine. Although she did have to say, when Jeff sat down, hit start record, don't hit start stream. I just love the idea of Meg going live,

and it's just Jeff's audio of a of a bass recording being streamed live. It's just me touching stuff on her desk.

It's just people wanting Meg and listening to Jeff talk about bed spaghetti with no context. With no other side of the conversation. How much fun is it to say also,

sleep spaghetti? It rolls off the tongue. It does, but it also kind of makes me uncomfortable. Because when I think of noodles, I think of like kind of cold, kind of wet. No, what it's going to do, it's going to make you more comfortable than you've ever been in your entire life.

That's the thing. I think you're going to end up with so much sleep spaghetti stuffed down the back of the headboard it's gonna be all over the floor it's gonna be real it's gonna be a tidy up every morning i think see i mean everybody makes their bed every day do you think you'll lose noodles like you do socks like it's just no like i'm slowly losing all my sleep spaghetti my sleep spaghetti noodles in my head they're like four to seven feet long. Seven feet? Okay.

I'm so much more on board for this. If I could get seven foot sleep noodles that are weighted. We could be rats around your neck every night. You'll like nestle it in. It's a pillow. You can find a pillow. You'll be fine. It's like a ball pit almost in my head. I feel like you should have for the sleep spaghetti.

Sleep meatballs. Maybe we're on the wrong side of this. Maybe it's the balls that are comfortable. No the ball let's hmm like a ton of sleep balls that sounds way more comfortable than spaghetti sleep balls could be good too well you can't have you can't have one without the other they're perfect together oh like a combo deal i think you can do sleep balls for the pillow yeah i think that could work you'd need a you need like walls for the pillow? Yeah, I think that could work. You'd need, like, walls for the bed. That looks like a kid's playpen. How much? I don't have a clock in front of me at this setup.

We're 44 minutes in, roughly. Yes, we're close to an hour. Bomb right at the screen, on every screen. Yeah, I don't know what time. Alright, that's a fair point. I didn't know when we started. I'm gonna shut the fuck up. You're not at different times, shut the you're good you're right i'm i'm dumb you're absolutely so i have i have a gavin life hack i have a life hack and i

don't think i don't think this is a life hack but i think it's a gavin life hack and i want you to like review i want you to tell me if you would consider this a life hack. Are you ready? Yeah. I'm ready to write this down. Frozen meals that offer a microwavable option and a cook-in-oven option always go with the microwave option. It's quicker and it tastes just as good. Interesting. That is my Gavin life hack. There's no cons.

I couldn't disagree with you more. Really? Always. Based on what? Always go with the oven option oven when was the last time you tried it i do it all the time you'll get it faster but it'll be cooked unevenly it won't be crisp you won't have like the cheese won't be all melted and crisped up disagree like you like you would rather have a pizza from the microwave from the than from the oven no first of all you don't have fucking microwave instructions on a pizza.

Some do. That doesn't come on a frozen pizza. I've never seen a frozen pizza, like a proper pizza. Yeah, I've not done a pizza, but I feel like the reason I'm in the freezer rooting around for old frozen meals is that, you know, it's gotten late. I want something quick, and I don't want to preheat the oven for 20 minutes and cook something for 40. So to clarify, I was on on your side jeff until today i had a frozen dinner for lunch and i typically put it in the oven because i think i want that cook i feel like if they give the instructions for it it'll be a better experience didn't have the time for it did it in the microwave for the first time i think some of it turned out

even better in a microwave like the instant mashed potatoes way better in a microwave than it turns out in the oven i think this is a way, I feel like I've wasted hours of my life across my life waiting for ovens to cook a meal I could just have in the microwave. I think food from the microwave is perfectly acceptable, but I think it's always better from the oven.

It may not be good enough to be worth the time if in your busy schedule, but it's going to taste better cooked properly in an oven than it will in a microwave i think if you have a mid-microwave stir it's always better results and it equals that of an oven it's not as good but it's like nine out of ten of the way there there's a lot of like like frozen lasagnas and shit that i eat that'll have an option that's like conventional oven microwave or like modified version where you like cook it in the microwave for like 15 minutes and then finish it off in the oven i think that probably gets you pretty similar uh to a full

oven cook i don't know yeah i don't i'm not a spaghetti or like lasagna guy for that type of thing i'm talking mainly you aren't a lasagna guy i don't like lasagna i'm not a fan of it no the gotfield guy i know i know i should i respect his views on it i share equal opinions about mondays i feel like that bridges the gap but i'm not a big lasagna guy. Have you just had bad... Oh, that's interesting. I wonder why... What don't you like about it? I don't know. It's like I haven't had it in a long time. I just...

I didn't... The sauce wasn't great. Texturally, I didn't think it was all that appealing. Here's the thing about lasagna, right? It's never what you're after. You're never craving it, but it's always fine. That's my opinion on it. I have a...

I'm going to have mac and cheese for dinner tonight. I'm going to put that together. I have a mix. I want to hear your guys' reaction to it, because this is just something I do occasionally. It's not something I always do, but something I do occasionally, and I think it's perfectly acceptable,

but most people I've said this do think it's insane. They haven't done it. They think it's gross. A little bit of ketchup in the mac and cheese. Once you reheat it. Yeah, gross. Reheat it, put some ketchup in, you stir in the ketchup.

I think it's pretty good. Gross. And did you drop that ketchup from the fridge? I do, typically. Interesting. Yeah. I don't get ketchup and mac and cheese. That's the worst.

Is that a thing you've heard of, though, at least? Yeah, I know lots of people do it. Fine, okay, good. I just felt weird, because I thought that was kind of a common thing, but the last few people I've told, they were like, I've never fucking, who would do that it's insane you know i gotta say andrew i think that if i were going to draft a list of the most universally loved like safest foods like when you like put it on a table and 99 out of 100 people are gonna go like oh yeah i'll

eat it i would put lasagna really high up there. Really? Maybe I need to revisit it. I would think lasagna is like a really safe food that everybody's like, oh, everybody likes lasagna. I just don't know who's like, I sometimes see it on the menu at a restaurant. Who's ordering that at a restaurant? That's what I want to know. I would order lasagna at a restaurant. Over everything else

on the menu, you'd go for that? I mean, I would probably prefer ravioli, but... Right, you'd go for something else. mean, I would probably prefer ravioli, but... Right, you'd go for something else. But lasagna would be like my second, I think. Have you actually ordered that at a restaurant? Yeah. Tons of times. Oh. Wow. Look, Eric

says he'd get it too. Nick would not. Why not, Nick? I feel like you can split out the food on spaghetti and meatballs further apart, and everything is just so condensed into a lasagna. It's just so tight. Pretty dense, yeah. I want to eat more. Do they do

lasagnas with layers of different things per layer? You know like the raid? It's like different floor. Is there like a lasagna where it's sauce and then there's like potato? Like there's some potato or something like is there different that's the best

movie to food comparison I've ever heard well I'm just thinking of like different floors different things happen that's the ring just thinking of tiny bits of meat like running up the legs I uh I can't believe we're gonna completely and totally gloss over the fact that Nick

needs to separate his food out like a fucking weirdo. Wait. No, that didn't strike me as weird. You don't see what's going on in the chat. Nick likes to enjoy things one at a time. Lasagna has everything in one bite. He likes to be able to separate the ingredients out. I need every single bite to have everything that's on my plate in every

single bite. I want the full flavor every single time. Even if I'm like eating meat and veg and like mashed potato, as soon as I run out of one thing, the bites get subpar. Like if I'm left with just two things, then I'm down to the one. Yeah. I will eat. So if I have an apple pie, I'm eating all the filling first. You're a maniac. What? I love the, I separate the two. You're a maniac. Because I enjoy them both, but in different ways. Didn't you watch Ratatouille? The beauty is when the ingredients are combined together in your mouth.

What's the point of making it into a pie then? Just eat apple. You just eat the ingredients of a pie. Yeah, just eat the bowls of ingredients. I'm stunned right now. I'm just trying to think about how many men above the age of 40 have seriously said, have you seen Ratatouille? And then extended with the meaning of the film.

That's great. You enjoy it how you want to. I just have certain ways I eat certain foods. That's one of them. Always eat the inside first, then I eat the crust. I just think it's weird that Nick can't eat spaghetti and a meatball at the same time. He can only have one or the other. So what do you do?

If you haven't, yeah, do you dip the spaghetti in the sauce separately? Do you drink the sauce after? Why would you have it all separate? No, I just, you know, I do the little twist with the spaghetti, eat the spaghetti, cut up a piece of meatball, eat a piece of meatball, then back and forth, back and forth.

Or, you know, go a couple pieces of spaghetti and then back to meatball or whatever. It doesn't have to be together. You would never put spaghetti, you would never roll up some spaghetti noodle and then spear a meatball at the end of it and then put that both in your mouth at the same time? Accidents happen.

You must hate burritos and like omelets and stuff where it's all just churned up no but that's what I ordered yeah Nick and I are on the same page here that is you're expecting that that's how that food is delivered well maybe you would love lasagna then

because you get to eat down layer by layer it's like a back and forth of different tastes it's like the ultimate pillow fort in your bed. You go from cheese duvet to pasta duvet to weighted meat blanket. You're fucking, it is, it's what you're trying to build. I feel like I just learned that Nick and I both speak a language that we didn't know we shared. I feel a deep connection with Nick in this moment. It just makes sense.

What are you saying makes sense? I agree. Now, if the meatball was shredded and put amongst the spaghetti, you're not separating that. That's too much work. That's together. But if they are two separate items, you can enjoy them individually.

You don't need to mix them. Are you there with a bowl of dry cereal and a glass of milk? First of all, I always have my cereal dry. That's just the first thing. I'm not a milk guy because I was allergic to milk as a kid. That's understandable. I've never had cereal with milk. I don't know what that's like.

What is it you're allergic to in milk? I used to have like gastrointestinal issues get lactose-free milk or almond that doesn't sound good i don't like it i eat lactose-free milk gave me cereal back we've talked about this i eat cereal every day of my life now thanks to lactose-free milk it's it's worth it andrew you're you're missing out on a whole world maybe a whole try it i'll try it i'll try it i'll add it to the lasagna list i don't appreciate gavin you're trying to put me in the like the fucking psychopath tier of the girl from get out that like dips the cereal one thing at a time that's not you don't do that okay psycho

i'm just trying to see what you're on the line well those first i would consider milk more of a beverage than a topping i don't think anyone could consider it a topping well what is it in a cereal you're pouring a drink over your food it's not on the top it's a bottom a middle and the top it's an egg it's the lasagna of cereal. Yeah, I guess it's all surrounding, right? It's soup, if anything. It's like a chicken pot pie. Cereal is cold breakfast soup. Okay.

Yeah, I don't know. It doesn't sound appealing. Huh. Should I try the licorice? Should I... How many... First of all, do I need to finish it? Is that what has been...

Has anyone finished a single piece of this licorice i have not oh meg did she had a whole one and she got it all down really okay so that's the challenge just finishing this is so fucking stale this is so dry i don't know if it's always this does it go stale i don't know i assumed it would be unimpacted due to the salt of the double salted. It's a pretty hard like substance. Maybe it's not. Pretty tough substance. It looks like a hockey puck. It's just black.

I'm going to try this. This might be the final part of my best of **** face compilation. Should I bite into this? Or should I let it linger for a minute? What's the protocol? Whatever feels right to you. Oh my ****! I was not expecting Should I let it linger for a minute? What's the protocol? Just do whatever feels right to you. Okay. Oh, my fucking God! Bull!

I was not expecting that! Yeah, it catches you off guard. Is it still in? Oh, it's still in. We're riding it out! We're riding it out! Like a mechanical bull! Right around my mouth!

I can't even fucking chew this thing. It sounds so wet. It shut my mouth I can't even fucking chew this it's like it like shut my mouth down it's like getting blitzed or something like when it hits the tongue yeah are you experiencing where it's like the bit of your tongue that it's on it just doesn't want to be there

and you end up just sliding it all over the place it's like burning almost it feels almost like you're burning it. This is terrible. Yeah. This is worse than chocolate. It's a real shock to the system. Oh no!

I swallowed liquid. It was just salt water. It was salt. By the way, what you just swallowed, that's how fucking salty the ocean is in Cancun right now. Extra salty. Extra salty.

The ocean in Cancun right now is double salted liquor or salty. Oh, God. Oh, God. It's been so long since we had one of those. You lunatic. That was so violent. That was another velociraptor.

I don't even like normal licorice. This is terrible. Oh, my God.. Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't swallow it. It's definitely challenging to swallow. Oh my god. How long did it take Meg to eat this?

Oh, I think she was done with it within like a minute. She was like, yeah, that that sucked but it wasn't that bad oh my god she's pretty hardcore though she's pretty brave oh my god in most cases someone said this person ate licorice

they're pretty brave I'd laugh that's a genuine you've earned that oh my god that's by far the worst thing we've ever had on a show by a lot wow I can't believe that's by far the worst thing we've ever had on the show by a lot i'm telling you that's worse yeah i think it is actually i don't think oh it's not even close the reaction to anything else has been that quick like it's the second it touches your tongue it's the instant like i don't know like the dark chocolate is just mud

it's unpleasant that feels like it's worse and it attacks you in different ways i still feel like there's somebody just pouring salt on my tongue right now and it's gone nick likes uh weird shit nick did did you try one i haven't had one yet so okay because you you tend to like the weirdest stuff and you you seemed okay with branston pickle as well so i wonder how you'd feel about this yeah i'll bring you some i'll bring you some for the next office day. I'm not a huge licorice guy to begin with, so this could go bad.

This isn't licorice. Don't worry about it. Yeah, this is something totally off. Now, you're not going to be able to separate the salt from the licorice. I hope that's not a problem. It's kind of a package deal.

We'll see how it goes. Has anyone tried multiples in their mouth at once? No. Are you going to go for like five? Let's go for a handful. Let's see what that is. A handful?

Don't swallow a handful. I'm not going to swallow. I just don't know why I'm going to be able to chew a handful. How many do I have in my hand? I just grabbed a handful. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen. Like 20.

I got like 20 in my hand. I don't even know if I can fit this many in my mouth. That's enough licorice to kill a 40 year old yeah if I ate that much licorice I would die instantly I'm scared to even just put it in my mouth I'm gonna put one down 19 as long as you don't swallow

here we go oh oh oh oh oh oh Don't do that. Don't do that. You can't move it.

You can't move it at all. Every time you move one and you win the skills in your tongue. Don't move it. You can't move it at all. Every time you move one and you win the skills in your tongue. Don't do that. Eric said he sounds like Star Wars. Or like when the guy dies in the pod race. Like that. Sort of.

Oh, my God. Oh, man. Well. I feel like. I don't get to anything on my list. oh my god oh man well like anything on my list yeah I guess on that note we should probably end it uh I didn't get to the main

thing on my list which Gavin and I discussed talking about right before the episode which we are going you gotta you gotta one week reprieve Gavin before we have to figure this out we we need it has become alarmingly We are going, you got a one week reprieve, Gavin, before we have to figure this out. We need, it has become alarmingly clear that you and I need a friend-tervention. I don't know what that is, but we need it.

Because our friendship has gotten bizarre and weird and awkward. And the last two days has been odd. I mean, is you going to leave it at that? Or are you going to explain some of that? Oh my God. Well, what should we explain? You let me come over to take a shower at your house and it was just very weird and I appreciated it, but I realized I don't know anything about your life.

I don't know. I was looking at your house. I was in your house that I've never been in and I was thinking about how you're my best friend in the world and I don't know anything about you. Oh my God. Is it because I just took you to the shower and let you get on with it? I figured you were tired and you wanted to shower. No, I don't know anything about you. Oh my God. Is it because I just took you to the shower and let you get on with it?

I figured you were tired and you wanted to shower. No, I don't know. It was just like, it was just, we'll talk about it next week. But I, you and I, our friendship has gotten so awkward.

I don't know what to do. We used to live together. I spent 24 hours a day with you. How did we get so weird around each other? I think it's just because we're audio only now. We're an audio only friendship I guess so an audio only friendship do you think him

learning you threw the stick at him when he was suntanning or whatever do you think that maybe hindered it's been from that point all right well we'll do a friend tovention I think it's pretty I think it's been proven that Gavin from the future actually threw the stick not me so I'm clear of that.

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