Regulation Podcast - Fireplace Video Problems // Wrapping Up the Cucumber Saga [137]
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This is a Rooster Teeth production. I am every time. It's not about your clock. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey.
With me, as always, Andrew Payton and Gavin Free.
Happy to report everyone showed up on time today for the last recording of the year.
Great job, Gavin.
Great job, Andrew.
Good job, Jeff.
Can you hear me?
Now, is this the last recording of the year?
Because you guys have, I think, one more tomorrow.
Last one I'm involved with.
No, last regulation episode of the year. That's fair. Yeah. That's fair. I'm excited more tomorrow. Last one I'm involved with. No, last regulation episode of the year.
That's fair.
Yeah.
That's fair.
I'm excited for tomorrow.
Fireplace.
Yeah, I think it'll happen.
We'll see.
Wait, what?
What?
What does that mean?
Well, we've had some difficulties,
and I may have a wrinkle in my schedule
that I'm trying to work on.
What?
You have to be kidding.
Are you serious?
Listen.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, let's hear it.
Now we can.
Sorry.
My mic was...
This is the worst show I've involved in.
It's hard.
I was recording, but I wasn't in the Discord, apparently.
I just have to...
Listen, it's not me.
It's just that holiday travel
has been a nightmare
and Millie as you know
is flying back from
very close to Buffalo
New York
which is apparently
the coldest place on earth
and so
there might be some
difficulties with her
getting home
so it may require me
to drive somewhere
to get her
we'll just have to see
to New York?
no up to Dallas maybe
if she gets stranded up there
I'll let you know though Eric don't. I'll let you know though, Eric.
Don't worry.
You're going to let me know when.
As soon as I find out.
Here's what's going to happen, Eric.
It's going to be you and me at Alyssa's house burning walks.
Me and Gavin are going to be hanging out for eight hours recording an 8K video of fire.
On like a
73 degree day.
It's going to be the longest we've ever hung
out combined. It's going to be it.
It's going to...
Listen, unless I have to...
Unless I'm in Dallas or driving home from Dallas
to rescue my kid, I'll be there.
And believe me, I don't want to be there for eight
hours any longer than you guys do. Should we talk about that?
Well, Nick already can't do it because of sickness.
And then we've got Andrew just doesn't want to do it.
That's not true.
Oh, I can't be there for it.
You're here today.
We were going to do it today.
Yeah, but I couldn't.
What what would my role be in you filming an 8K fireplace?
What is my presence, Gavin?
I'd love to be there, but I can't.
Moral support?
Just being like vacant?
Because it was originally pitched as essentially
end of year Christmas party for the show
and the fire would just be there that you tend to occasionally.
This has gone through so many variations of what it is.
This is going to be Eric and I just hammered it into someone else's kitchen.
Like, can I just, I hate this bit.
I hate the fireplace bit.
I don't think it's good.
We've totally lost the thread on it.
None of it makes sense.
It feels like we're doing it out of obligation.
I don't like anything about the, it's been such a struggle to get what is going to be
an unuploadable file with no sound with no sound oh there's no audio what are we gonna do
oh great those videos don't usually have oh no they have like a crackling fire or you got like
some christmas music there's something there there's. Yeah, I just didn't think there'd be
actual sound from the room. Well, I figured we would
get like the crackling fire and then I thought
we could release an alternate. I haven't talked to you guys
about this yet. I thought we could
release an alternate cut where we
do the audio track and we just
fully fire with our mouths just like
crackle crackle pops.
Well, I'm going to
edit that.
What are you talking? So we we're going to have one 8k eight hour video of the fire then we're going to have
a second 8k eight hour video with andrew's commentary commentary yeah then we're going to have a third 8k eight hour video where we just go crackle pop
potentially yes that's what i was and i mean that's all i've come up with so far but i see
there could be we could i was even thinking every year we could do a uh every we get together and
do a commentary on the on the video and then re-upload it. Each expo is going to take me a damn week to do it.
They're massive.
I mean, if we're adding fireplace content into the mix,
I should add in myself.
I took it upon myself, because I think this originally started
because I said I'd be a great fire guy pretending the fire.
But I can't do that.
Yes, we've lost the thread, but yes, that was it.
Ironically, I think, Eric, you're the one that lost the thread but yes that that was it ironically I think Eric
you're the one that brought the thread to us to begin with I think you're you introduced this
at the start I think this is the thing you brought up but anyway I don't have a fireplace
I don't know anyone who has a fireplace but I I made my own fireplace I went out I bought some
clay and uh I organized everything.
Well, we were not supposed to record today.
We were originally supposed to record tomorrow.
When we rescheduled for today,
I was deep in the clay.
I was measuring things out.
I was rolling out balls,
getting everything ready.
I got a picture of some German clay, by the looks of it.
Yeah, a leather effect, too, which wasn't ideal,
but, you know, you do what you can.
So I got the clay clay put it all down
Pop it in the oven real easy. That's a photo. I made my little walls the bottom part is gonna be the top
But you need to have gravity so it's like downward and then I got a little chimney see my cute little chimney to the left Of it and I gotta say I haven't worked with clay since maybe like the second grade pretty fucking prep look at this chimney
I made this little fire
Fire all these photos will be in the video version obviously no Instagram. I assume
It's just a standard regulation fireplace. I'd say you got some brick
Yeah
some brick on the outside.
Yeah.
So brick effect on the outside.
I'll be honest, it looks delicious.
It does.
It did look very appetizing.
You made it look like chocolate.
No, it looks like 70% dark chocolate.
Completely edible.
Just looked like chocolate naturally.
That was funny.
So then I organized everything.
I was worried about, you know, I set off the smoke alarms trying to cook desk dogs.
So this was an outside operation. And because of us recording today, I had to do it. As soon as I
finished that, it was frantic. I'm in my underwear at night on my balcony, shivering, literally
shivering due to how cold it is trying to film it. I prep my little stand since we got a tiny
little fireplace, got some toothpicks is the main source
i bought 600 toothpicks as well as uh pencils because what else are you gonna do but burn them
um so i had that going and uh i initially as soon as i got the the toothpicks out i had a mistake i
didn't realize toothpicks were bigger than the fireplace uh which is a problem i did not predict but that's fine i just have to
break them up get my kindling going so i broke them up did that this is the end of my my podcast
journey with this i refilmed myself making a fireplace video last night that since i'm doing
a reaction video to your guys's fireplace i figured you could do a reaction to my fireplace
later phenomenal so we got at least three locked in the chimney function is actually uh here's the
i didn't i couldn't find glue so i couldn't reattach the chimney and that's a great point
i realized the overhang was much too low i couldn't feed in new stuff so i had to flip my
chimney upside down,
and what's intended to be the top is now the bottom.
Why didn't you just make it while it was soft,
like attached?
Yeah.
Because of solidifying the other parts,
I had to, like, use...
Solidify it all together.
How am I going to put a little tiny...
Imagine trying to balance a thing on a finger, Gavin.
Like a trap,
just one trap where it's not... The weight isn't evenly distributed. Huh?
I cooked it upside down. I don't know.
I don't know what he's saying either, dude.
The wall would fall apart. It wouldn't... How would the top
part of the chimney hold
itself up while it was cooking? You would mush
it into the... You would combine them
and then poke a hole through the bricked
part. have you ever
worked with clay yeah okay well you're more of an expert than i am i probably could have done that
i haven't that was my point i haven't worked with place do you think that when someone makes like a
mug they make the handle separately and glue it on layer no it's just i had one tiny little package
of clay i'm on a deadline here because people are changing schedules and doing the
best I can with what I have.
Maybe next year's fireplace
will have the chimney built in. We'll have
that technology ready.
I love it.
I think you've nailed that.
The fact that you had to snap your toothpicks
is amazing.
Oh yeah, it was a problem.
Here's where I think we should be.
We've clearly...
Eric is 100% right. We've lost
the thread on this. We lost it a while ago.
But we rented stuff for it.
Well, I know. That's what I was going to say.
Let me just finish. I've only been keeping
it going because I know
nobody wants to do it.
Nobody wants to do it.
I know Eric actively hates the idea at this point.
I don't want to do it.
Andrew doesn't want to be a part of it.
And so it was just stubbornness and annoyance
that I kept it going.
But in the grand scheme of things,
is it a funnier idea to film?
Hold on.
Is it a funnier idea to film... Hold on. Is it a funnier idea to film an 8K, 8-hour video of Andrew's fire?
Not Alvin.
No.
Well, how is that...
I don't think Andrew's fire would last 8 hours.
Like, that fireplace would dissolve.
It's just like model clay.
It would explode. It would just like model clay. It would explode.
It would just crumble.
Wait, so, Andrew, have you actually, like,
fired the clay? Have you actually, like,
kiln-ified it, or is it still soft?
No, it's an oven. I threw it in the oven
for 30 minutes. So, that's
solidified. I've lit it on fire. I have the
video. It's done. My fireplace video
is complete. Like, if Andrew mailed
us that fireplace, and we set it andrew mailed us that fireplace and we
set it up in front of a real fireplace and then we got like a little skinny like we got chopsticks
or something that we could pick up and put the the the pieces of pencil and shit in with it
and just film that until the whole thing just disintegrates on itself i love the idea of tiny
fireplace equipment like tiny pokers and prongs.
Yeah, I'm sure they sell those.
Like tiny fireplace prongs.
Yeah, I looked into it.
They do.
They're available.
Because I bought a tiny little fireplace thing for this.
I saw that.
The little wood holder is fucking brilliant.
Yeah, it didn't have wood in it in the image
and I couldn't get the wood out of the holder
so I just had to live with it.
But I think you're making these plans before seeing the video,
and seeing the video will really adjust your expectations
of what is plausible.
Can we see the video?
I don't have it uploaded anywhere.
I was going to have you guys react to it later, like post.
I just felt like it was a little long for it.
At the end of the day,
because I have been thinking about this,
there have been four or five different text threads with different individuals going on this whole time
around this about who's annoyed who's more annoyed with who uh about putting this fireplace video
together and but something that something did stick with me uh at some point which is that
at this point not it's not,
nobody's going to have fun
making this.
And that kind of
the whole point of this podcast
is that we have fun
with each other.
And so I don't want to make
everybody spend eight hours
together just staring
at each other,
not having a good time.
I think if we're all dead,
If nobody really wants to do it.
I think it would be fun too.
If some of us
don't have to drive to Dallas,
I think it's going to be
a really good time.
Well, how long
is the drive to Dallas?
Three and a half hours.
Three and a half hours.
Hang on.
Three and a half hours one way.
Seven hours round trip.
Jeff could be there for an hour.
So if I have to go tomorrow and get my kid and come back,
then I'm in the car for at least seven hours,
depending on how long.
I'm just worried about using the real room audio
if it's just me and Eric,
because it's just going to be us complaining that no one else is there.
Yes, we cannot use the real room audio.
What I figured is that we would use the real room audio, but we wouldn't be in the room.
We would have our conversations or something and hang out in a different room.
And then every once in a while, somebody would go in and tend to the fire, and you get like snippets of our conversation as we come in and out of the room yeah i mean it
could be an office day yeah right like that kind of thing with that with it a trio like an office
day but with the fire on the side yeah and me having to swap the memory card every so often
because i'll be honest i've been thinking about this a lot on when i was on christmas break
you guys are uh officially like my four favorite people
outside of my fiance
and my daughter and my mom.
But I don't know that I want to
spend eight straight hours
with any of you.
Oh, I could do it.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
All right.
Spending time together
is going to be the fun part
if we're all there
and some of us aren't in Dallas.
Okay, well then
that'll only be hard for me.
Okay, yeah, let's do it then.
We spent longer than eight hours
just building in Minecraft straight.
What are you talking about?
That's kind of my point is that I've been there.
I know what I'm getting into.
I mean, my hang up with this whole thing is,
again, we're're gonna have how many eight
hour 8k unuploadable videos that we're gonna do what like do we know it's do we know it's
it's not gonna be uploadable right well i think we can do it but i think the other ones the comedy
versions the commentaries the snap crack, crackle, and pops,
they could be just HD.
Yeah, those are fine.
That's fine if they're just HD.
All right, I'm back on board.
You guys talked me back into it.
I was trying to ease us out of this.
I was trying to say, like, maybe we don't do the fireplace video.
I understand.
I'll say we don't do the fireplace video.
No, no, no.
You can't bring me back from the fire,
back into the fold, and then try to pull the rope back over my eyes. No, we're doing, no, you can't bring me back from the fire back into the fold and then try to
pull the rope back over my eyes. No, we're doing it now
and I'm fucking in. You're not even gonna
be there. We were out. No, I'll
be there, probably.
He'll be there, probably. We'll do it,
but we have to have everyone there.
Probably. Should we do it? Okay, if we have
to, we can do it on Friday, probably.
Probably. Hold on, let me
see, what's Friday?
I will say you don't need to worry about my video being eight hours long.
Why don't we rig it the new year?
The most Gavin answer ever from Jeff.
All right, Nick.
I will say one thing I wanted to do is I bought I saved the apple that I threw up back into the bag
oh
and I
that's not all throw up
most of it's just apple
but I was gonna
I was gonna throw that
on the fire at some point
and watch it fucking
just like
yeah
disintegrate
and I definitely
want to do that
alright what do we
postpone
well we can still do
I mean there's still
a really good chance
I can make it tomorrow
I'll know tonight
one way or the other
okay we'll know tonight if we have to we can do it tomorrow we can do it. I mean, there's still a really good chance I can make it tomorrow. I'll know tonight one way or the other. Okay.
We'll know tonight if we have to.
We could do it tomorrow.
We could do it the day after.
We have this card rented until like the third.
So we have time.
We can figure this stuff out.
As long as we're all there.
I'm bummed that Nick can't be there.
But as long as we're all there, it'll be good.
I agree.
That's fantastic.
By we're all, you just mean Eric, Jeff, and Gavin.
Yeah. Right. Andrew, we could probably call in and record something fun like in the middle of it um you know what i
mean because i'll have like our audio like on the road anima audio recording equipment so we can
record something if you want to but um yeah okay we can we can do something fun i did i did figure
that if we're gonna be together
for 8 hours we would probably end up
making like 10,000 iPhone videos
like somebody could bring a frisbee
we could start training Eric on frisbee throws
there's all kinds of stuff we could do
we could play darts, it'd be amazing
yeah, oh we could play darts
all this project needed
was a 20 minute meeting about
what we're gonna do
it's a miracle that we're going to do.
It's a miracle that we're having it, but I'm glad. Okay, listen, I'm glad.
I'm glad you guys are on board because I really felt like after, you know, 20 years in this
business, I really felt like I was dragging people to do something that nobody wanted
to do just to be a dick.
But now it's clear to me that everybody's super into it
and wants to do it.
I still don't...
None of this makes any sense to me still,
but we're going to do it.
So, like, I'm in.
You don't have to convince me any harder.
I already said yes.
I don't care when we do it,
but we should do it.
And I've already spent money.
I've already bought a hard drive.
400 bucks in the hole for this freaking fireplace
i think i'm i think i'm 15 that clay i
got on sale it was a good deal gavin you
don't worry about me
i bought 30 off coupon as well well i've
i've been paying in in fridge space for a year.
That's true.
Oh, you're getting new apples, by the way.
They're going to mail you apples in the new year.
Oh, no shit.
Cosmic Christmas?
That's awesome.
Yeah.
I had one thing I wanted to get done before the end of the year.
Uh-huh.
Andrew, I beat one of your times.
Oh.
Oh, my god.
What?
I don't remember what this is.
Is this Halo?
You have 24 hours to respond.
Didn't we do this already?
Yeah, I felt like we did this already.
We did.
Oh, I want to win it again!
So we're just doing it again?
I didn't know that this could be done.
Okay. Do I get to know what game it is! Wait, so we're just doing it again? I didn't know that this could be done. Okay.
Do I get to know what game it is?
Like, what am I...
What am I looking at here?
You wanna know the game?
I mean, that would make it easier.
I mean, I could probably figure it out.
I'd look at your profile.
I'd literally just turn on my Xbox.
Trials HD.
Trials HD?
We're going back to the original Trials?
Fuck.
No.
You're fucked.
This is pre-office. You are fucked! We're going back to the original trials fuck no you're not you are no office
You are not
What is it the one that took me a hundred days to beat is that I don't know I can't remember which one that was
I don't think so it was the one you were like 70th in the world on one. Yes, definitely not that literally
I that was a freak accident. Okay, so what's the protocol?
I have 24 hours to return the time back to you,
and then what?
And then I have 24 hours after that.
Okay, so we're just doing the Halo bet again.
Is there...
I didn't realize that this could happen.
Was there like an end of the year...
Loser eats a pencil.
Yeah, okay.
Sure, why not?
What did we do last time?
What was the prize for...
No, you had to eat a piece of gum of my choice
and I've ruined it on the deep end.
Alright, it's the gum thing again.
Okay, we're doing gum. Gum 2.0. That's fine.
I'll start
dealing trials.
Nick said season 6 is going to lead off with another
lawsuit.
I'm glad it's trials and not
Monopoly money. In my head i was like you mother
you didn't yeah i don't have monopoly money on my door right now hey should we talk about that
today we're recording this on december wednesday december 28th which is actually the day that the
cucumber episode dropped uh gavin it's pretty clear you're not gonna go to canada and uh and
put that monopoly money on his door.
Right?
Like that's not going to happen in the next three days,
especially if you're going to spend tomorrow or Friday filming.
Uh,
yeah.
The thing was with all the 20,000 canceled flights last week.
And,
uh,
the fact that this fireplace video might happen,
I've just missed the window.
I was actually,
I was looking at flights last week.
Yeah. I, and I figured I missed the window i was actually i was looking at flights last week yeah and i figured
i had the window we had the advantage of a massive snowstorm that shut down the vancouver airport
like last week and then i was like with the fireplace video and a recording this week
gavin's window is like one or two days you're not going to do it on new year like it was very
i think at this point i'm limited to doing it on new year's eve. Yeah, and I was going to be just fully prepared on New Year's Eve
because I assumed that would be literally the only day you had.
You were not cashing out on this.
And I don't have the advantage of having a Jeff that lives on Vancouver Island
to do all the work for me.
No, but you have the advantage of knowing where I live.
I didn't have your address.
I still don't have your address.
I feel like that was the trade-off.
You know where I am. I don't know have your address. I feel like that was the trade-off. You know where I am.
I don't know where you are.
That's a good point.
And I still, I volunteered to go to Canada with you
to help participate in any of this.
The reason I bring this up,
because I was thinking about it today,
with all the arguing about whether Andrew's point
should count or not, which absolutely it does.
It's ridiculous.
I realized that we're so far ahead
because we had to batch record because of the holidays
that we won't be able to respond.
Like, this will come out like third week of January
or something, second week of January.
So the audience isn't going to find out
about the goddamn Monopoly money
until February if it happens or not.
So I was just thinking,
we should cut it off right here
and not leave them hanging any longer than we have to
and just say like it's probably not gonna like i'm gonna assume it's not gonna happen
first of all i want to say that with with the cucumbering we did on gavin jeff i think
undeniably the cleanest cucumbering ever done of all time the fact that there are people that
don't think there's cucumbers all over my hands and calling in ridiculous attack insane insane these people do not respect the rica laws they they're out in
their mind it's crazy what they're saying that jeff did all the work and you didn't do anything
yeah that i had zero role in in it happening which is fine that's how clean of a cucumbering
it was the fact that they don't blame me at all. They don't think I'm in the slightest bit guilty.
Incredible.
It's a historic calling.
It's phenomenal because I have got to say,
your hands, Andrew, are dripping in cucumber seeds.
Dripping in cucumber.
Covered in cucumber slime.
Covered.
I've been sending Andrew messages recently just because of the way the last one ended
and how you're apparently tracking me.
I just kept texting Andrew last week week just asking where am i and he sent me a photo of the
austin airport and it had the austin airport logo in the photo but what you don't know gavin is i'm
not the one who who noticed that i tweeted that out and then i had somebody delete a subreddit
post about it because i couldn't figure it out I was like where is he because you you claimed you weren't in Austin at that time yeah because I was like where am I and he's like
Austin I was like well that's true so then I just sent him I just sent him a picture that I had in
my camera roll of the airport but it was Austin airport I was like where am I he's like Austin I
was like nope that's I was just lying but apparently the logo of the Austin airport was on
the ground it was on the the like the separators for where people should stand but it was a whole thing i i asked people
i i went to the people to help and it was quickly discovered so i i owe them one and i was scared
that you would realize because jeff let's just go over all the cucumber things let's let's wrap up
on the end i'm going to tell you who my helper was for the cucumber thing but let's just start okay let's start at the beginning so we're we're we're wrapping up the every number saga right
here yes it is it is this is the end of it there's some twists and turns uh so initially i just
thought i really like this bet and i want to add field with fire so i asked my helper who i'll
reveal at the end of this uh would it be an inconvenience for you to take a photo of a cucumber in front of this mural they're like absolutely not so then i posted it and i
sent it to you what i didn't expect was so many people being like is andrew in austin this is
crazy and i thought oh fuck i guess now i need to try to try to make it seem like i'm in austin
how can i pull this off so i immediately started looking at buying plane tickets just to have for the person.
A little out of my price range, unfortunately.
I thought about getting one that would go to Vegas
because I felt that was timely
with like claiming I'd be in Vegas in November,
but just the months didn't line up.
Obviously, since we were in December,
that didn't work.
But then I looked online at a hotel I would stay at
and I found a room for like
180 when everything else was 250 so i booked that hotel room are you serious oh yeah no i booked i
legitimately booked a room at the hilton for this uh can then can he expense report this
eric for what what is he why did he do? Why is this photo?
Yeah, I rented a room.
Why?
You know.
Because I needed to ground that I was there.
I needed it to be in a place.
Andrew, no one was ever going to believe that you, like, none of this makes sense.
This is, yeah, whatever, expense it.
I don't care.
Whatever.
You beat me.
I lose.
I don't know.
I'm exhausted.
I didn't expect you to expense it.
I just wanted to do a ridiculous gag with it. I was just like sure sure i just i just don't want you to be out of hotel room for nothing no it's fine um so i booked i booked a hotel room
i reached out to my helper and i was like hey do you have a mac laptop and they happen to have it
so do you have a yeti microphone they had that perfect what is
your availability on this day they changed their work schedule to do this they were so on board
with being in the bit they're like i have plans i can contribute with people so they flipped it
then i thought how can i ground this so it's a live thing and i realized oh if they took a photo
of our chat that would put it in current time and that would be like the thing that would be the
most confusing aspect of it so they booked themselves they went into the hotel they live
in austin they went to the hotel checked in they just sat there for the entirety of i think we did
two and that came up on the second one they just hung out in the hotel room by themselves
then it was sat there while we recorded the first one and didn't mention it?
Yeah.
No, he just had it open.
He just wasn't paying attention.
So it's a he on his phone.
Okay.
So that all happens.
If you listen, I'm very distracted because I'm like trying to coordinate photos.
And I'm like, oh, you got to open Audacity.
And you got to do all these things.
So then I start.
I make the move.
I do the post.
You guys start
peppering just coming in well it's just i didn't i just wanted to do a gag for it it was just
there was zero thought i was just going with the momentum of it of course then i i tweeted or i
didn't tweet i i was messaging him posted the photos you guys started peppering me with questions
i'm like i need to get out of here because this is gonna fall apart immediately and i can't have
this fall apart while i have somebody in a hotel room that I booked for this gag.
So I leave and then I start going over the photos and I see the photo with Eric in the bottom left of it.
And I think I'm fucked.
Like, that's it.
That's done.
That's the damning piece of undeniable evidence that I was.
The reason why I was using the Eric account is because I needed him to be in the chat
without anyone noticing.
And I remembered I made those dummy accounts
in the past for a different bit.
So I got him signed up and had him appearing offline.
But why did you use your dummy account?
Because I just, I didn't consider
that it would appear in the bottom left.
I just forgot that was a thing.
So as I leave, I'm then just watching
the Discord chat with you guys,
wondering what's going
on and like you're posting things and i'm like you're gonna eventually notice that it says eric
it's the alt account and the bottom left but what i didn't expect was that you guys would think eric
was in on it framing eric was a total accident it just i miscalculated as soon as you guys rap
i listened to everybody's individual audio track so i could get a grasp of what was going on.
So when we asked you if you'd listened to the forensics and you said no, you'd already listened to all of us.
Oh, absolutely.
I listened to it immediately.
One at a time.
Nick's the one who noticed the Eric, I think.
Yeah.
And it was great because you framed it on him.
But then you're like, I don't think it's Eric.
Eric was so genuinely confused.
You then pinned it on a few other people. And you're're like i think it has to be someone that works at the company
and then jack's name got brought up so then the past however many weeks i've been trying to frame
jack for this the entire time they're every that's why when the the last steps the one that just came
out eric is yelling at me what the like what obviously you have a helper nobody believes this you have a helper you're this is insulting i'm trying to
get you guys to say that i have a helper and then it might be jack because i felt if i said it you
wouldn't buy into it as much as if you came to that conclusion it's actually very funny where
eric says something along the lines of like what are you possibly trying to achieve here and i had
a specific goal of trying to get you guys to blame jack ideally
was the plan that was my thought process with it and i kept doing that the thing where i said slack
my notes for that episode was mentioned you slack the person then fumble trying to pretend that you
use slack oh i was right that was good deliberate that was great you did a great job with that i was i tried really hard it never
came to the fire never caught but it was like i was trying to build a fire and just hoping
something would spark and you would blame jack even when i let me see if i still have the
eric just posted a photo of nick accusing eric Which is hilarious. It's Nick accusing me on slack,
away from prying eyes.
Nick's accusing you via text
and we're accusing you in your ear at the same time.
It was the worst.
It was the worst.
All I'm taking away from this
is that when Andrew appears to know nothing about something,
he knows everything so many layers deep
about the entire situation.
It was his whole Survive Block Island play.
It went so well, my stumble,
but it just didn't lead to Jack, unfortunately.
I even went into Jack.
Jack was Twitch streaming one day.
I popped into his chat.
I just posted a cucumber.
He didn't see it, never acknowledged it.
Nobody else acknowledged it. Then I left. I I left whenever you try and steer Jack's chat
conversation yeah it never works never percent success rate Jack is so fucking
oblivious to that stuff I think that's that kind of wraps it up that's why
people are like it's not going anywhere I agree it's not going anywhere I was
trying to get you guys to lead it somewhere and i just wasn't able to do that so that's my feeling phenomenal
now the reveal of the helper they're tied to the show they're part of the show universe already
and they have a weird connection to you gavin i think you're gonna like who the helper is
some people may know them as the fastest applesauce eater around other people might know them as the
guy that dan helped get
the lasso achievement yeah the lasso guy the lasso guy has been my helper during the entirety of this
is he better at following instructions than he is at haylor oh he's great at following it's one of
my favorite things about him he's just whenever there's a bit to be done he's all in he's fully in
whatever there's a bit to be done he's all in he's fully in and that has been the planning of the cucumber from my end i don't have any other tricks up my
sleeve i didn't i have cameras i didn't even set them up because i thought it'd be funnier if i
did no prep for you like if you would have come any day i probably wouldn't have seen it but it's
over did uh did your helper spend the night in the hotel make the most of it that's no that is
a fantastic they have a dog so they didn't they couldn't they said that the person was alarmed
when they checked out because they checked in and checked out with the same guy on the same shift
he as soon as we wrapped because i didn't know i was like maybe you guys are gonna go to the hotel
or something i was like go you gotta leave you gotta leave now and he's like okay i'm on it i offered i said you could stay if you wanted to the hotel or something. I was like, go. You got to leave. You got to leave now. And he's like, okay, I'm on it.
I offered.
I said you could stay if you wanted to, but he said, I have a dog.
I can't do that.
So we left immediately.
If he had gone to the hotel, we wouldn't have known what we were looking for, though.
We wouldn't have recognized him.
You would have seen a man with a laptop and a cucumber.
I think it would have.
Gavin, have I ever met this person in real life?
I don't think so.
Okay.
No.
So it's not somebody we would recognize.
That's kind of what I suspected
is that it was somebody
like in your larger friend group
or Jack.
I really,
I would have been happy
to believe it was Jack.
And I think he would have-
I wanted it to be a thing
where Jack was blamed
but I never specifically stated it was him
but all of my not speakings
implicated him further.
Man, I texted both of you independently of like hey
did they slack you yet saying like I was
trying to build into that even in our
personal conversation your uh your
friend is really nice because I would
have ordered so much fucking room
service on that room well that would
have gone on his own incidentals
probably oh well maybe wow that is a
great closing to the saga.
Yeah, that was a really fantastic closing of the saga.
I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed the whole cucumber situation.
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Can we talk about, you know, last time we were talking about how Eric went gray in that office day and he was just freaking out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like he went even further after we were discussing the social clip last time and where it should go. Eric, I'm so
sorry. I just don't
like, I'm just
trying to coordinate so many pieces
in so many different directions
and then like, why would
you upload it to a dummy channel?
It makes no sense.
Just to get a laugh
out of Jeff and Gavin, that was all performing i'm
so sorry it's been i did not expect to annoy you i almost just quit i almost just went someone else
can do this i don't want to do it anymore explain what happened we had the clip needed to go up the
clip of uh it is face episode 134 preview it needed to go up on our social media
however it's too long to go up on uh twitter uh so we'll upload it on the youtube account
well we said you could upload it unlisted right doesn't make any sense to do that so was not
going to do that from the very beginning.
At no point did I ever have a plan to upload a clip unlisted. Makes no sense.
Why? It was just for social. What? It's a social clip. What do you mean? Why wouldn't it be unlisted?
No, I agree. I would agree with Eric. Right. Because I'm right.
Yeah. But now this is just a weird preview. Yeah, I'm thinking about uploading the clip and making sure nobody sees it.
So, um.
It's the same amount of people see it as if it was uploaded to Twitter, you fool.
No, it's not.
Because when it's on the YouTube channel, people will stop.
It'll be listed for people who subscribe to the YouTube channel.
I get that.
What you're saying is unlisted and then tweet it out.
The intent was that it would only be on Twitter and Instagram.
Why was that?
Why would it have to be?
It's not a real video, is it?
It's just us talking. I think it's a real
video. I think it's like five minutes of pure
comedy. It's too long. It's too long
to go on Twitter, so out of necessity
it had to go on the YouTube channel
and if we're going to upload it on the YouTube channel,
why unlist it? Alright, here's
the problem with the YouTube channel
that I've been thinking about all week
actually. I used my Christmas
time to think about f*** face.
You should have used your Christmas time way better.
I did.
I mean, I went to Michigan.
I had a f***ing blast.
Fell in love with Michigan even more.
But I have been thinking,
the one thing that bugs me about that f***ing YouTube channel
is shitty thumbnails.
Like, I don't know why we don't have,
I'm volunteering.
I'll do it.
If somebody, whoever handles the uploads, shitty thumbnails like i don't know why we don't have i'm i'm volunteering i'll do it if somebody
whoever handles the uploads uh currently roosty can switch out thumbnails i will go back and
remake thumbnails from the instagram uh account for every episode that we can upload so that
there's consistency because that bugs me another thing which is going to really or gavin uh
apparently i had a great idea
that I think now
maybe not everybody
will agree with.
Making that preview
and putting it up,
I checked in with Dave
who handles like our
analytics and stuff.
It gave us a pretty good boost
to the episode
and I think it served
as a good trailer
for the episode,
which got me thinking
we should do that more often.
So I would actually like to see more of those shitty videos on YouTube if
possible.
Like,
why don't we create trailers to promote our stuff?
Well,
cause we don't always talk about each episode separately.
Yeah.
We don't always,
but we could,
I could sit down,
I could sit down and make it.
I could make a trailer to put up on social.
That's like,
here's why you're going to want to tune into face this week.
That's fine.
I think that's a good strat.
Yeah.
I'm just saying,
if we do that once and stick it up on YouTube,
along with all the,
the main stuff,
like the episodes and the animated show,
it's just like,
well,
what's that one about?
It's all a part of the deep lore,
man.
It's got to be archived.
So we're going to do a trailer while also having a next on at the end of
the episode.
Yeah. But that next one is fake. I mean, I mean, Hey, Andrew, no, we're not. I mean while also having a next on at the end of the episode yeah
but that next one is fake i mean i mean hey andrew no we're not i mean none of this is gonna happen
none of this is gonna come to fruition so it doesn't matter um but i mean i'm all for it
whatever you guys want to do let's do it um i just i'm just thinking in 2023 uh we should promote
what we're doing a little bit more. So anyway, to continue the story.
Jesus Christ.
So wanted to put it up on Twitter.
Couldn't put it up on Twitter.
Put it up.
Tried to put it up on YouTube.
Couldn't get a response from our content ops team.
So while that's happening,
trying to get it uploaded,
Andrew has a dummy YouTube account.
So I made. Sorry, go account. So I made,
sorry,
go ahead.
No,
no,
go ahead.
I was going to say,
I made,
when I made the anal passage website,
I also made the anal passage YouTube channel.
I just haven't,
cause I've testimonial videos that I need to turn into a thing,
uh,
which are great.
I have like four or five of them.
I might just upload them individually.
Um,
anyway,
I had this channel
and I haven't been able to integrate it yet.
And I thought, what a funny way
to show that I have this to Jeff and Gavin
that Eric will find annoying.
And I'd say it worked.
I'd say it was a success.
Yeah, 100% mission accomplished.
I will say, I feel bad.
I didn't mean to annoy you to the extent that I did.
But it was definitely done as a move that,
you're right, it made no sense at all. zero reason shouldn't have happened but it was once again
sort of like the slack thing i was just being ridiculous and you nailed it so then we uploaded
it i finally got it uploaded and i have access myself and nick both have access to the youtube
channel due to everything that was happening here. So we have everything
that we need when we have to do these things deftly. It's just that everything was like,
just like a Jenga tower and everything was just stacking on top and it was all precarious.
And the whole time it was falling apart, uh, as we kept it. Anyway, it's up there on YouTube.
You can go check it out.
It's the one where Eric is yelling,
screaming at Andrew,
but just looking at Nick,
which is the funniest part.
No, I rewatched it.
Also, I rewatched it,
and I was right the whole time,
which is, again, very,
that feels good to watch that and go,
I was in the right the entire time.
That's good to know.
But there was nowhere and nowhere to look at.
So I just defaulted to looking at Nick.
And I felt bad for that because I was yelling at Andrew and staring directly at Nick.
He had no recourse.
You were yelling at Andrew through Nick.
I noticed something interesting that I'm not sure if Andrew noticed in that video.
Did you notice that Jeff's headphones
are off the entire video
he's not listening to you
until the last like 45 seconds
that's great
I don't blame him
honestly
I didn't notice that
is that true
you're like up with your cream on your hand
ready to put it down your pants
and then you just sit down and start talking to us again without your headphones on
i had cream all over my hands i don't want to clean the headphones i can't i don't know anyway
the youtube channel is going to get cleaned up nick is already gonna he's already gone through
or started going through and numbering all of the
episodes.
So they will show up numbered everywhere on YouTube with seasonality and
everything on there on site,
on YouTube and on audio.
So Nick's taking care of that.
Jeff is going to make a new brand new thumbnails for every previous episode.
Yeah.
And we're going to get those uploaded ASAP.
Keep an eye out for that. This is
coming out on
January 18th.
Right around there. That should probably
have happened hopefully by now.
Just keep an eye on that.
Really looking forward to 2023
and the promotion of F*** Face.
I'm working on something too.
What's that?
I'm working on the promotion of face i'm uh i'm working on something too what's that i'm working on the best of you're doing a best of yeah a best of what face but like just general or like
season one to five or season one to five a season one to five best of yep when can we expect the
season one to five best of oh couple of When can we expect the season one to five best of?
Ooh, a couple of weeks.
A couple?
Wow, that's actually closer than I anticipated.
I have a lot of questions about this process,
but I also don't want to ruin it for myself. Oh, yeah.
You can ask all the questions when you've heard it.
Okay.
Interesting.
Why?
Is it going to be all five seasons in one video?
Or is it a series of videos i'd be one
okay is there something you have planned as far as releasing this the timing of it like this is
this leading into something else or is it you just wanted to do a best of uh i was just antsy over
christmas and uh just felt like working on faith yeah i get that i'm excited how i'm just gonna ask how everybody's christmas was
that's what i thought we'd talk about today and then we're 40 minutes 44 minutes in
that's yeah overall pretty good almost flooded my bathtub but outside of that pretty good did
you damn up half the tub and forget that like how did it oh oh yeah did i damn up half the time i had like a
little bit of toilet i think like i grabbed some toilet paper to blow my nose with didn't end up
using it and it just sat on the edge of the tub then i had a late night bath and i noticed like
huh this water's getting really high that's that's odd and so i turned the flashlight on on my phone
the water was level with the top of the tub and starting to slowly go over the edge.
The toilet paper had fallen into the tub and got stuck in the drain.
And so it was this very nervous like, okay, first I got to slowly turn the water off.
Me moving to turn the water off knocked water onto the floor.
Then I had to like try to unclog
the thing with my toes.
So it was in the
overflow drain. Yeah, it was in the
overflow. It was because the water
had gone much above the overflow.
It was overflowing the actual
tub at that point.
Real quick, do you live
under you? Like is the
below you, you still? Yeah, below me, you still me. Okay is the below you you still yeah below me you still
me okay thank god there's layers of me why were you why were you taking a bath in the dock oh i
i'll you know sometimes you just gotta have a night bath yeah oh i will say another thing i've
realized this is you know you've given me shit about this in the past. I always forget to, so with my bath,
it's a bath shower combination. You lift the thing up to go into shower mode. I always forget to
knock the thing down, but it automatically does it later. So like 20 minutes after I have a shower,
my bathroom will just go like, and then all the water will spit out. Like it does a clung
and like costs the water out and it's great.
But for whatever reason,
the last two times my partner has had a shower,
it hasn't done that for them.
And because I get into the tub first before I turn the water on,
I've been getting blasted by my shower recently to the point where I might
need to change my routine.
The last one really got me, where I flipped it,
and I was starting to kneel down to sit in the tub,
and just cold water shooting me in the face.
It's terrible.
It's terrible getting blasted by cold shower water.
So I think I'm going to have to take the approach
going forward of turning it on before entering,
because I'm sick of it.
I can't believe we have a new tub story.
Oh, several.
I can't believe
you get into the tub
and then turn the water on.
I always turn it on,
get the water appropriate,
test it with my foot,
and then slide on in
when it's just right.
Yeah, we've talked about this before.
I like to sit
as it fills around me.
I guess that's true.
We have discussed that.
You're right about that.
But I might have to change it
because I'm sick
of getting fucking blasted
by this shower.
It sucks.
It's so jarring to be like, I'm going to have a nice, relaxing, toasty, warm bath and then
just cold water in your face immediately while it hisses at you.
It's terrible.
I didn't really have anything else happen.
It was a nice Christmas beyond that.
My Christmas was nice it was
great spending time in austin with my wife good stuff etc etc hey do you think we won a signal
award oh that's a great point i doubt it i think they fucked us just like they fucked us 20 years
ago i i agree i jeff i definitely agree with you they turned off the views for voting like before i think like the
20th or something like that and now they announce it by the time this is out they'll have announced
um if we won or not but here's how here's how i feel about it eric i if we win a signal award
then that's fucking awesome and i'm congratulations to everybody uh uh including the audience for supporting us it was definitely a
team effort and if we didn't
win a signal award
I fucking regret sending one ounce
of traffic to those cheater cheating liars
I'm gonna
stay on the positive because if we
if it turns out that we didn't win one
we're going to war with the signal awards
and I don't want to unearth that
because even that even going to war with the signal awards would just be giving them more attention and traffic
and it's clear that they like if i don't like this hiding yeah i don't know dude let's just
see if we won the stupid thing or not i'm holding back my car had 80% of the vote before it. So what happened last time?
It was years and years and years ago.
It was the Streamys, right, Eric?
Isn't that what Gus said?
Yeah, I think it was the Streamys or the Webbys.
It was one of the two.
I think it was the Streamys, but it could have been the Webbys.
It was a million years ago.
Rooster Teeth got nominated for one in very similar fashion. And we were ahead by, like, thousands upon thousands of votes. Like, we were ahead by like thousands upon thousands of votes like we were destroying
and then about like a week before uh it was over they took away your ability to see what the
percentages were you had to vote blindly and then when the award came out we didn't win and it was
just like such an insurmountable amount and then gus gus was like screw this screw them it was just like such an insurmountable amount and then Gus was like screw this screw them it
was rigged from the beginning we're moving on we don't care about awards anymore and we haven't
cared about awards since that moment I think Gavin do you think we won uh I'll say no I believe
I don't think the signal is gonna screw us like that that. It's the same people. I'm going to be up. It's people from the streamies left.
Yeah, in case you didn't know,
it's the people who started this
are the people who fucked us 20 years ago.
I mean, okay.
Well, Rootsy has won streamies before.
Not this one.
I don't think they've ever won the Best Buddy Award.
That definitely has never happened.
Yeah, I think the loss will just be a personal hit for us
because we just won't be award-winning friends.
We're award-nominated friends.
That's pretty good.
Award-nominated friends.
Look, award-winning friends is great.
Award-nominated friends is such a funny way to sell this podcast.
Our friendship is award nominated.
That's pretty impressive.
Yeah, I think it's still valid.
Like you still see in movie trailers like Academy Award nominee.
This person is in it like they promote that.
I think there's value to the nominee.
I don't think we're missing out on anything necessarily, but I think we want.
I don't think they would screw us two times.
Don't think it happened.
Well, we'll see.
We'll see. I don't have a happened well we'll see we'll see i i
don't have a lot of faith who okay say let's say we win let's a perfect world in a perfect storm
where we got 80 of the votes let's say we won um who goes to accept the award and i don't know if
that's even a thing i don't i i think there's like an award show but what what do we... Oh, Andrew. I think it's... I would
nominate the lasso guy, personally.
I think it
should be Nick.
I think it should be Andrew or Greg.
Oh, Greg. Oh!
Oh, I love the
idea of Greg going.
That is very, very
funny to me. Because they're definitely doing a ceremony.
No idea.
Also, have they emailed you, Eric, that we've won or lost?
No.
Because I feel like that's the damning thing.
No.
Because I think they want.
I have my eyes peeled, and I've been talking with our PR to make sure we keep an eye out.
Okay.
I haven't heard hide nor hair.
But now I'm just really.
Now I'm trying to figure out where these signal awards are going to be and if we can send crank well my my uh christmas was
uneventful pretty nice pretty cold it was very chilly christmas um walked around the neighborhood
sort of judging other people's effort in christ decorations, as I like to do every year.
And then I realized that I want to be a balaclava guy.
But it's not like socially acceptable, really, to wear a balaclava if you're not robbing a convenience store.
I was hoping that maybe a uniform would get involved and design a balaclava that doesn't look like You're about to commit a crime
Like maybe someone's face
On the front of the balaclava
Like a friendly balaclava
Yeah like a
Don't worry about me balaclava
I've just got a cold face
Not a criminal just cold
Yeah I will not rob you
Right across the front
I like this idea or maybe we do like
like a kitty cat or something so it looks cute like yeah but what would it look like to have
your own face on the front of your own balaclava i was i was about to say that i think that could
be the way we go eric just posted like an octopus one That's like a balaclava. Yeah, that was pretty scary.
Whose face should it be?
Like if we could,
because we can only pick one face to balaclava.
I think it should be Andrew's mustache face.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's going to just look like
when you would export your face in Rainbow Six,
like the blurriness of it.
Oh my God.
Eric.
I should take the face that I got pasted onto my original Rainbow Six Vegas.
Eric, can you check with the merch team to see if we can get Andrew face balaclavas made?
Yeah, I'm going to send the cheetah balaclava thing that I just sent yeah and see if it's something
we can screen print I would say have a mouth
holder but you don't need it to be a
full
cup yeah because your mouth if you cut
out around Andrew's mouth
then your mouth can take that spot
like
like this just uh it has
like a little mouth yeah oh yeah it doesn't have
to look like so much like a vagina,
but it can look...
Like that's not bad.
If you take the barbed wire and the knot off,
or change knot to extra or super nice,
I think that works.
Yeah.
And I think that way I'll be more comfortable.
Because I have one.
I think I was sent one by the PUBG guys at one point.
And it's so nice to be outside without a cold face and nose and stuff.
No, I think you're onto something here.
I'm looking online.
I'm not seeing a lot of, I'm seeing a lot of options to make them extra scary, but none
to make them extra friendly.
Oh, that is not bad.
I like this idea. I like this idea.
I like this idea too.
I could try making a test one actually.
Print one on paper.
I want to see your test.
I would love to see the test one.
We're getting close to an hour.
Do you remember, Gavin,
what the name of...
What is...
Jeff just sent one
that looks like they're being eaten by a frog.
Yeah, it's a happy frog.
Is that how I'd describe that?
I would say that's less a happy frog and more it looks like a frog that's shocked to frog. I guess that's how I'd describe that. I would say that's less a happy frog
and more it looks like
a frog that's shocked
to be eating you.
That's how I read that.
Like the frog looks
alarmed by everything
that's happening.
Oh my god,
I get the best one.
Oh my,
you're gonna love this.
That's exactly
what Gavin's talking about.
Jeff just posted one of,
it just looks like
a human face,
but it's all,
it's all fabric it looks like
raggedy am yeah if she were a serial killer that is terrifying that's horrendous
you pop that on you're gonna be a-okay gavin everything about that is so weird like i don't
know what that picture could have been taken in a 50-year window.
When was that?
It's got to be very old.
It's got to be very old.
Dude, there's a lot of really bad ones.
It's like a whole industry of creepy...
You have uncovered something horrendous, guys.
Now that one's kind of awesome.
I like that one. Oh no, here's a
whole family. It's like almost a
turkey thing that he just posted.
It's like red and yellow.
So these are just like fully knitted.
Is that like knitted or crocheted?
I think it's probably crocheted.
Yeah, like these are like crocheted
face masks that Jeff has posted. Yeah, ours
would not be crocheted, but goddamn, that's funny.
I like the idea of Slipknot just not wanting to wear their mask one night
and going for the knitted approach on stage.
I'm glad we did this.
We talked about maybe not doing this recording because we were ahead.
We kind of recorded assuming we wouldn't,
but I'm glad we got together to do this end of year recap,
which will air in the end of January.
Yeah.
Was this a good episode?
I don't know.
I think it was.
What happened?
Not nothing.
What do you mean?
What are you bummed out about?
No,
I just don't know.
I don't know that we really accomplished anything in this episode.
Other than we ended,
we ended the cucumber saga.
We established the fireplace.
We accomplished so much.
What do we usually...
Andrew got challenged.
Also, you committed to doing a thumbnail.
I got challenged.
Oh, yeah, by the way.
Sorry, one sec.
Gavin, it's back in your court.
No!
It's your...
Have fun with that.
No way!
Yeah, I've been playing while we've been talking, and I set the score back like 10 minutes ago. So, yeah, have fun with that. No way. Yeah, I've been playing while we've been talking,
and I set the score back like 10 minutes ago.
So, yeah, have fun.
Andrew, that is unreal.
It's back on you, Gavin.
I take back everything I said.
This was an awesome episode as of right now.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I can't make up.
Yeah, we might have to move that fireplace.
Just bring over the Xboxbox and we'll do it
andrew not only did it in less than 24 hours he did it in the episode with 30 of his brain power
probably it took me about 10 minutes to do and i did it while we're talking about the signal awards
i finished it before the i started it before that conversation started and I finished it before we ended
I mean to be fair it was definitely the easiest
time to beat
it was the one I had to spend the least time on
well shit well it's back in your court
have fun that's nasty
that's actually
because I did this the other day I spent like
maybe half an hour on it
and I was so worried that you'd spotted
me playing it that
right before we started
recording today i went and looked at the leaderboard again just to make sure you hadn't
pre-beaten me no i didn't notice i saw i thought you were playing um the campaign for infinite i
noticed that outside of that didn't notice you playing but yeah it's your it's on you i'm sure
you'll get it back and then i'll get it back and it's
fine gavin you have you have until 23 about 3 55 p.m tomorrow i guess and you're gonna be pretty
busy pretty busy filming a fire i don't know why i did that i really hate that game it's so
yeah i don't know why you did that either i didn't even think this is the thing we were doing
this is a wild move by you
I just wanted to have something
yeah that's fair
because we also
talked about doing this again with the GoldenEye
remake that should be out soon
who knows I guess I'm not a release but like
there's times in that yeah it was a wild move
by you so stupid
well there you have it you've it uh you've listened to uh you've listened to another so
stupid podcast uh the last one we recorded in 2022 i'm gonna assume uh not counting the fire video
which is definitely happening tomorrow uh because everybody is super on board with it and way more
excited about than i thought they were uh so i'm gonna to, I'm not going to be a curmudgeon.
I'm going to,
I'm going to,
I'm going to dive in and be jazzed about it.
Just like Gavin and Eric are.
I hope you guys have a fucking Christ.
I was going to wish the audience a happy new year.
I hope you had a great new year's.
I hope you're all your 2023 is off to an awesome start here in the third week
of January,
wherever this is airing.
And yeah, I guess that's about it for us.
What happened to you this episode?
What do you mean?
I think he got broken by the face masks.
I think that turned part of him.
That's going to take a while to get back.
These are great.
Look at these.
What do you mean what happened to me?
Nothing happened to me.
Oh, okay.
I put out an awesome podcast.
And thanks for listening to it.
Bye.
Hey, guys.
Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face.
No more pleasantries.
Penn decides to play trials again.
Gavin brings in a ringer.
Andrew still hasn't installed Discord.
Jeff has special underwear.
Paul the Condor Man. And once again, Andrew does not't installed Discord. Jeff has special underwear. Paul the Condor Man.
And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil.
All that and more on next week's episode of Face.