Regulation Podcast - Fireplace Video Problems // Wrapping Up the Cucumber Saga [137]

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a Rooster Teeth production. I am every time. It's not about your clock. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me, as always, Andrew Payton and Gavin Free. Happy to report everyone showed up on time today for the last recording of the year. Great job, Gavin. Great job, Andrew. Good job, Jeff. Can you hear me? Now, is this the last recording of the year?
Starting point is 00:00:39 Because you guys have, I think, one more tomorrow. Last one I'm involved with. No, last regulation episode of the year. That's fair. Yeah. That's fair. I'm excited more tomorrow. Last one I'm involved with. No, last regulation episode of the year. That's fair. Yeah. That's fair. I'm excited for tomorrow. Fireplace.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Yeah, I think it'll happen. We'll see. Wait, what? What? What does that mean? Well, we've had some difficulties, and I may have a wrinkle in my schedule that I'm trying to work on.
Starting point is 00:01:03 What? You have to be kidding. Are you serious? Listen. Can you hear me? Yeah, let's hear it. Now we can. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:01:12 My mic was... This is the worst show I've involved in. It's hard. I was recording, but I wasn't in the Discord, apparently. I just have to... Listen, it's not me. It's just that holiday travel has been a nightmare
Starting point is 00:01:26 and Millie as you know is flying back from very close to Buffalo New York which is apparently the coldest place on earth and so there might be some
Starting point is 00:01:35 difficulties with her getting home so it may require me to drive somewhere to get her we'll just have to see to New York? no up to Dallas maybe
Starting point is 00:01:43 if she gets stranded up there I'll let you know though Eric don't. I'll let you know though, Eric. Don't worry. You're going to let me know when. As soon as I find out. Here's what's going to happen, Eric. It's going to be you and me at Alyssa's house burning walks. Me and Gavin are going to be hanging out for eight hours recording an 8K video of fire.
Starting point is 00:02:04 On like a 73 degree day. It's going to be the longest we've ever hung out combined. It's going to be it. It's going to... Listen, unless I have to... Unless I'm in Dallas or driving home from Dallas to rescue my kid, I'll be there.
Starting point is 00:02:20 And believe me, I don't want to be there for eight hours any longer than you guys do. Should we talk about that? Well, Nick already can't do it because of sickness. And then we've got Andrew just doesn't want to do it. That's not true. Oh, I can't be there for it. You're here today. We were going to do it today.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Yeah, but I couldn't. What what would my role be in you filming an 8K fireplace? What is my presence, Gavin? I'd love to be there, but I can't. Moral support? Just being like vacant? Because it was originally pitched as essentially end of year Christmas party for the show
Starting point is 00:02:57 and the fire would just be there that you tend to occasionally. This has gone through so many variations of what it is. This is going to be Eric and I just hammered it into someone else's kitchen. Like, can I just, I hate this bit. I hate the fireplace bit. I don't think it's good. We've totally lost the thread on it. None of it makes sense.
Starting point is 00:03:18 It feels like we're doing it out of obligation. I don't like anything about the, it's been such a struggle to get what is going to be an unuploadable file with no sound with no sound oh there's no audio what are we gonna do oh great those videos don't usually have oh no they have like a crackling fire or you got like some christmas music there's something there there's. Yeah, I just didn't think there'd be actual sound from the room. Well, I figured we would get like the crackling fire and then I thought we could release an alternate. I haven't talked to you guys
Starting point is 00:03:52 about this yet. I thought we could release an alternate cut where we do the audio track and we just fully fire with our mouths just like crackle crackle pops. Well, I'm going to edit that. What are you talking? So we we're going to have one 8k eight hour video of the fire then we're going to have
Starting point is 00:04:14 a second 8k eight hour video with andrew's commentary commentary yeah then we're going to have a third 8k eight hour video where we just go crackle pop potentially yes that's what i was and i mean that's all i've come up with so far but i see there could be we could i was even thinking every year we could do a uh every we get together and do a commentary on the on the video and then re-upload it. Each expo is going to take me a damn week to do it. They're massive. I mean, if we're adding fireplace content into the mix, I should add in myself. I took it upon myself, because I think this originally started
Starting point is 00:04:57 because I said I'd be a great fire guy pretending the fire. But I can't do that. Yes, we've lost the thread, but yes, that was it. Ironically, I think, Eric, you're the one that lost the thread but yes that that was it ironically I think Eric you're the one that brought the thread to us to begin with I think you're you introduced this at the start I think this is the thing you brought up but anyway I don't have a fireplace I don't know anyone who has a fireplace but I I made my own fireplace I went out I bought some clay and uh I organized everything.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Well, we were not supposed to record today. We were originally supposed to record tomorrow. When we rescheduled for today, I was deep in the clay. I was measuring things out. I was rolling out balls, getting everything ready. I got a picture of some German clay, by the looks of it.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Yeah, a leather effect, too, which wasn't ideal, but, you know, you do what you can. So I got the clay clay put it all down Pop it in the oven real easy. That's a photo. I made my little walls the bottom part is gonna be the top But you need to have gravity so it's like downward and then I got a little chimney see my cute little chimney to the left Of it and I gotta say I haven't worked with clay since maybe like the second grade pretty fucking prep look at this chimney I made this little fire Fire all these photos will be in the video version obviously no Instagram. I assume It's just a standard regulation fireplace. I'd say you got some brick
Starting point is 00:06:22 Yeah some brick on the outside. Yeah. So brick effect on the outside. I'll be honest, it looks delicious. It does. It did look very appetizing. You made it look like chocolate.
Starting point is 00:06:34 No, it looks like 70% dark chocolate. Completely edible. Just looked like chocolate naturally. That was funny. So then I organized everything. I was worried about, you know, I set off the smoke alarms trying to cook desk dogs. So this was an outside operation. And because of us recording today, I had to do it. As soon as I finished that, it was frantic. I'm in my underwear at night on my balcony, shivering, literally
Starting point is 00:06:57 shivering due to how cold it is trying to film it. I prep my little stand since we got a tiny little fireplace, got some toothpicks is the main source i bought 600 toothpicks as well as uh pencils because what else are you gonna do but burn them um so i had that going and uh i initially as soon as i got the the toothpicks out i had a mistake i didn't realize toothpicks were bigger than the fireplace uh which is a problem i did not predict but that's fine i just have to break them up get my kindling going so i broke them up did that this is the end of my my podcast journey with this i refilmed myself making a fireplace video last night that since i'm doing a reaction video to your guys's fireplace i figured you could do a reaction to my fireplace
Starting point is 00:07:45 later phenomenal so we got at least three locked in the chimney function is actually uh here's the i didn't i couldn't find glue so i couldn't reattach the chimney and that's a great point i realized the overhang was much too low i couldn't feed in new stuff so i had to flip my chimney upside down, and what's intended to be the top is now the bottom. Why didn't you just make it while it was soft, like attached? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Because of solidifying the other parts, I had to, like, use... Solidify it all together. How am I going to put a little tiny... Imagine trying to balance a thing on a finger, Gavin. Like a trap, just one trap where it's not... The weight isn't evenly distributed. Huh? I cooked it upside down. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:31 I don't know what he's saying either, dude. The wall would fall apart. It wouldn't... How would the top part of the chimney hold itself up while it was cooking? You would mush it into the... You would combine them and then poke a hole through the bricked part. have you ever worked with clay yeah okay well you're more of an expert than i am i probably could have done that
Starting point is 00:08:50 i haven't that was my point i haven't worked with place do you think that when someone makes like a mug they make the handle separately and glue it on layer no it's just i had one tiny little package of clay i'm on a deadline here because people are changing schedules and doing the best I can with what I have. Maybe next year's fireplace will have the chimney built in. We'll have that technology ready. I love it.
Starting point is 00:09:16 I think you've nailed that. The fact that you had to snap your toothpicks is amazing. Oh yeah, it was a problem. Here's where I think we should be. We've clearly... Eric is 100% right. We've lost the thread on this. We lost it a while ago.
Starting point is 00:09:32 But we rented stuff for it. Well, I know. That's what I was going to say. Let me just finish. I've only been keeping it going because I know nobody wants to do it. Nobody wants to do it. I know Eric actively hates the idea at this point. I don't want to do it.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Andrew doesn't want to be a part of it. And so it was just stubbornness and annoyance that I kept it going. But in the grand scheme of things, is it a funnier idea to film? Hold on. Is it a funnier idea to film... Hold on. Is it a funnier idea to film an 8K, 8-hour video of Andrew's fire? Not Alvin.
Starting point is 00:10:12 No. Well, how is that... I don't think Andrew's fire would last 8 hours. Like, that fireplace would dissolve. It's just like model clay. It would explode. It would just like model clay. It would explode. It would just crumble. Wait, so, Andrew, have you actually, like,
Starting point is 00:10:30 fired the clay? Have you actually, like, kiln-ified it, or is it still soft? No, it's an oven. I threw it in the oven for 30 minutes. So, that's solidified. I've lit it on fire. I have the video. It's done. My fireplace video is complete. Like, if Andrew mailed us that fireplace, and we set it andrew mailed us that fireplace and we
Starting point is 00:10:45 set it up in front of a real fireplace and then we got like a little skinny like we got chopsticks or something that we could pick up and put the the the pieces of pencil and shit in with it and just film that until the whole thing just disintegrates on itself i love the idea of tiny fireplace equipment like tiny pokers and prongs. Yeah, I'm sure they sell those. Like tiny fireplace prongs. Yeah, I looked into it. They do.
Starting point is 00:11:11 They're available. Because I bought a tiny little fireplace thing for this. I saw that. The little wood holder is fucking brilliant. Yeah, it didn't have wood in it in the image and I couldn't get the wood out of the holder so I just had to live with it. But I think you're making these plans before seeing the video,
Starting point is 00:11:27 and seeing the video will really adjust your expectations of what is plausible. Can we see the video? I don't have it uploaded anywhere. I was going to have you guys react to it later, like post. I just felt like it was a little long for it. At the end of the day, because I have been thinking about this,
Starting point is 00:11:46 there have been four or five different text threads with different individuals going on this whole time around this about who's annoyed who's more annoyed with who uh about putting this fireplace video together and but something that something did stick with me uh at some point which is that at this point not it's not, nobody's going to have fun making this. And that kind of the whole point of this podcast
Starting point is 00:12:10 is that we have fun with each other. And so I don't want to make everybody spend eight hours together just staring at each other, not having a good time. I think if we're all dead,
Starting point is 00:12:16 If nobody really wants to do it. I think it would be fun too. If some of us don't have to drive to Dallas, I think it's going to be a really good time. Well, how long is the drive to Dallas?
Starting point is 00:12:25 Three and a half hours. Three and a half hours. Hang on. Three and a half hours one way. Seven hours round trip. Jeff could be there for an hour. So if I have to go tomorrow and get my kid and come back, then I'm in the car for at least seven hours,
Starting point is 00:12:39 depending on how long. I'm just worried about using the real room audio if it's just me and Eric, because it's just going to be us complaining that no one else is there. Yes, we cannot use the real room audio. What I figured is that we would use the real room audio, but we wouldn't be in the room. We would have our conversations or something and hang out in a different room. And then every once in a while, somebody would go in and tend to the fire, and you get like snippets of our conversation as we come in and out of the room yeah i mean it
Starting point is 00:13:07 could be an office day yeah right like that kind of thing with that with it a trio like an office day but with the fire on the side yeah and me having to swap the memory card every so often because i'll be honest i've been thinking about this a lot on when i was on christmas break you guys are uh officially like my four favorite people outside of my fiance and my daughter and my mom. But I don't know that I want to spend eight straight hours
Starting point is 00:13:33 with any of you. Oh, I could do it. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. All right. Spending time together is going to be the fun part if we're all there
Starting point is 00:13:40 and some of us aren't in Dallas. Okay, well then that'll only be hard for me. Okay, yeah, let's do it then. We spent longer than eight hours just building in Minecraft straight. What are you talking about? That's kind of my point is that I've been there.
Starting point is 00:13:58 I know what I'm getting into. I mean, my hang up with this whole thing is, again, we're're gonna have how many eight hour 8k unuploadable videos that we're gonna do what like do we know it's do we know it's it's not gonna be uploadable right well i think we can do it but i think the other ones the comedy versions the commentaries the snap crack, crackle, and pops, they could be just HD. Yeah, those are fine.
Starting point is 00:14:28 That's fine if they're just HD. All right, I'm back on board. You guys talked me back into it. I was trying to ease us out of this. I was trying to say, like, maybe we don't do the fireplace video. I understand. I'll say we don't do the fireplace video. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:14:41 You can't bring me back from the fire, back into the fold, and then try to pull the rope back over my eyes. No, we're doing, no, you can't bring me back from the fire back into the fold and then try to pull the rope back over my eyes. No, we're doing it now and I'm fucking in. You're not even gonna be there. We were out. No, I'll be there, probably. He'll be there, probably. We'll do it, but we have to have everyone there.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Probably. Should we do it? Okay, if we have to, we can do it on Friday, probably. Probably. Hold on, let me see, what's Friday? I will say you don't need to worry about my video being eight hours long. Why don't we rig it the new year? The most Gavin answer ever from Jeff. All right, Nick.
Starting point is 00:15:25 I will say one thing I wanted to do is I bought I saved the apple that I threw up back into the bag oh and I that's not all throw up most of it's just apple but I was gonna I was gonna throw that on the fire at some point
Starting point is 00:15:32 and watch it fucking just like yeah disintegrate and I definitely want to do that alright what do we postpone
Starting point is 00:15:39 well we can still do I mean there's still a really good chance I can make it tomorrow I'll know tonight one way or the other okay we'll know tonight if we have to we can do it tomorrow we can do it. I mean, there's still a really good chance I can make it tomorrow. I'll know tonight one way or the other. Okay. We'll know tonight if we have to.
Starting point is 00:15:47 We could do it tomorrow. We could do it the day after. We have this card rented until like the third. So we have time. We can figure this stuff out. As long as we're all there. I'm bummed that Nick can't be there. But as long as we're all there, it'll be good.
Starting point is 00:16:00 I agree. That's fantastic. By we're all, you just mean Eric, Jeff, and Gavin. Yeah. Right. Andrew, we could probably call in and record something fun like in the middle of it um you know what i mean because i'll have like our audio like on the road anima audio recording equipment so we can record something if you want to but um yeah okay we can we can do something fun i did i did figure that if we're gonna be together for 8 hours we would probably end up
Starting point is 00:16:27 making like 10,000 iPhone videos like somebody could bring a frisbee we could start training Eric on frisbee throws there's all kinds of stuff we could do we could play darts, it'd be amazing yeah, oh we could play darts all this project needed was a 20 minute meeting about
Starting point is 00:16:43 what we're gonna do it's a miracle that we're going to do. It's a miracle that we're having it, but I'm glad. Okay, listen, I'm glad. I'm glad you guys are on board because I really felt like after, you know, 20 years in this business, I really felt like I was dragging people to do something that nobody wanted to do just to be a dick. But now it's clear to me that everybody's super into it and wants to do it.
Starting point is 00:17:06 I still don't... None of this makes any sense to me still, but we're going to do it. So, like, I'm in. You don't have to convince me any harder. I already said yes. I don't care when we do it, but we should do it.
Starting point is 00:17:19 And I've already spent money. I've already bought a hard drive. 400 bucks in the hole for this freaking fireplace i think i'm i think i'm 15 that clay i got on sale it was a good deal gavin you don't worry about me i bought 30 off coupon as well well i've i've been paying in in fridge space for a year.
Starting point is 00:17:47 That's true. Oh, you're getting new apples, by the way. They're going to mail you apples in the new year. Oh, no shit. Cosmic Christmas? That's awesome. Yeah. I had one thing I wanted to get done before the end of the year.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Uh-huh. Andrew, I beat one of your times. Oh. Oh, my god. What? I don't remember what this is. Is this Halo? You have 24 hours to respond.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Didn't we do this already? Yeah, I felt like we did this already. We did. Oh, I want to win it again! So we're just doing it again? I didn't know that this could be done. Okay. Do I get to know what game it is! Wait, so we're just doing it again? I didn't know that this could be done. Okay. Do I get to know what game it is?
Starting point is 00:18:28 Like, what am I... What am I looking at here? You wanna know the game? I mean, that would make it easier. I mean, I could probably figure it out. I'd look at your profile. I'd literally just turn on my Xbox. Trials HD.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Trials HD? We're going back to the original Trials? Fuck. No. You're fucked. This is pre-office. You are fucked! We're going back to the original trials fuck no you're not you are no office You are not What is it the one that took me a hundred days to beat is that I don't know I can't remember which one that was
Starting point is 00:18:52 I don't think so it was the one you were like 70th in the world on one. Yes, definitely not that literally I that was a freak accident. Okay, so what's the protocol? I have 24 hours to return the time back to you, and then what? And then I have 24 hours after that. Okay, so we're just doing the Halo bet again. Is there... I didn't realize that this could happen.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Was there like an end of the year... Loser eats a pencil. Yeah, okay. Sure, why not? What did we do last time? What was the prize for... No, you had to eat a piece of gum of my choice and I've ruined it on the deep end.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Alright, it's the gum thing again. Okay, we're doing gum. Gum 2.0. That's fine. I'll start dealing trials. Nick said season 6 is going to lead off with another lawsuit. I'm glad it's trials and not Monopoly money. In my head i was like you mother
Starting point is 00:19:46 you didn't yeah i don't have monopoly money on my door right now hey should we talk about that today we're recording this on december wednesday december 28th which is actually the day that the cucumber episode dropped uh gavin it's pretty clear you're not gonna go to canada and uh and put that monopoly money on his door. Right? Like that's not going to happen in the next three days, especially if you're going to spend tomorrow or Friday filming. Uh,
Starting point is 00:20:11 yeah. The thing was with all the 20,000 canceled flights last week. And, uh, the fact that this fireplace video might happen, I've just missed the window. I was actually, I was looking at flights last week.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Yeah. I, and I figured I missed the window i was actually i was looking at flights last week yeah and i figured i had the window we had the advantage of a massive snowstorm that shut down the vancouver airport like last week and then i was like with the fireplace video and a recording this week gavin's window is like one or two days you're not going to do it on new year like it was very i think at this point i'm limited to doing it on new year's eve. Yeah, and I was going to be just fully prepared on New Year's Eve because I assumed that would be literally the only day you had. You were not cashing out on this. And I don't have the advantage of having a Jeff that lives on Vancouver Island
Starting point is 00:20:56 to do all the work for me. No, but you have the advantage of knowing where I live. I didn't have your address. I still don't have your address. I feel like that was the trade-off. You know where I am. I don't know have your address. I feel like that was the trade-off. You know where I am. I don't know where you are. That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:21:08 And I still, I volunteered to go to Canada with you to help participate in any of this. The reason I bring this up, because I was thinking about it today, with all the arguing about whether Andrew's point should count or not, which absolutely it does. It's ridiculous. I realized that we're so far ahead
Starting point is 00:21:27 because we had to batch record because of the holidays that we won't be able to respond. Like, this will come out like third week of January or something, second week of January. So the audience isn't going to find out about the goddamn Monopoly money until February if it happens or not. So I was just thinking,
Starting point is 00:21:40 we should cut it off right here and not leave them hanging any longer than we have to and just say like it's probably not gonna like i'm gonna assume it's not gonna happen first of all i want to say that with with the cucumbering we did on gavin jeff i think undeniably the cleanest cucumbering ever done of all time the fact that there are people that don't think there's cucumbers all over my hands and calling in ridiculous attack insane insane these people do not respect the rica laws they they're out in their mind it's crazy what they're saying that jeff did all the work and you didn't do anything yeah that i had zero role in in it happening which is fine that's how clean of a cucumbering
Starting point is 00:22:19 it was the fact that they don't blame me at all. They don't think I'm in the slightest bit guilty. Incredible. It's a historic calling. It's phenomenal because I have got to say, your hands, Andrew, are dripping in cucumber seeds. Dripping in cucumber. Covered in cucumber slime. Covered.
Starting point is 00:22:40 I've been sending Andrew messages recently just because of the way the last one ended and how you're apparently tracking me. I just kept texting Andrew last week week just asking where am i and he sent me a photo of the austin airport and it had the austin airport logo in the photo but what you don't know gavin is i'm not the one who who noticed that i tweeted that out and then i had somebody delete a subreddit post about it because i couldn't figure it out I was like where is he because you you claimed you weren't in Austin at that time yeah because I was like where am I and he's like Austin I was like well that's true so then I just sent him I just sent him a picture that I had in my camera roll of the airport but it was Austin airport I was like where am I he's like Austin I
Starting point is 00:23:18 was like nope that's I was just lying but apparently the logo of the Austin airport was on the ground it was on the the like the separators for where people should stand but it was a whole thing i i asked people i i went to the people to help and it was quickly discovered so i i owe them one and i was scared that you would realize because jeff let's just go over all the cucumber things let's let's wrap up on the end i'm going to tell you who my helper was for the cucumber thing but let's just start okay let's start at the beginning so we're we're we're wrapping up the every number saga right here yes it is it is this is the end of it there's some twists and turns uh so initially i just thought i really like this bet and i want to add field with fire so i asked my helper who i'll reveal at the end of this uh would it be an inconvenience for you to take a photo of a cucumber in front of this mural they're like absolutely not so then i posted it and i
Starting point is 00:24:10 sent it to you what i didn't expect was so many people being like is andrew in austin this is crazy and i thought oh fuck i guess now i need to try to try to make it seem like i'm in austin how can i pull this off so i immediately started looking at buying plane tickets just to have for the person. A little out of my price range, unfortunately. I thought about getting one that would go to Vegas because I felt that was timely with like claiming I'd be in Vegas in November, but just the months didn't line up.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Obviously, since we were in December, that didn't work. But then I looked online at a hotel I would stay at and I found a room for like 180 when everything else was 250 so i booked that hotel room are you serious oh yeah no i booked i legitimately booked a room at the hilton for this uh can then can he expense report this eric for what what is he why did he do? Why is this photo? Yeah, I rented a room.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Why? You know. Because I needed to ground that I was there. I needed it to be in a place. Andrew, no one was ever going to believe that you, like, none of this makes sense. This is, yeah, whatever, expense it. I don't care. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:25:20 You beat me. I lose. I don't know. I'm exhausted. I didn't expect you to expense it. I just wanted to do a ridiculous gag with it. I was just like sure sure i just i just don't want you to be out of hotel room for nothing no it's fine um so i booked i booked a hotel room i reached out to my helper and i was like hey do you have a mac laptop and they happen to have it so do you have a yeti microphone they had that perfect what is
Starting point is 00:25:45 your availability on this day they changed their work schedule to do this they were so on board with being in the bit they're like i have plans i can contribute with people so they flipped it then i thought how can i ground this so it's a live thing and i realized oh if they took a photo of our chat that would put it in current time and that would be like the thing that would be the most confusing aspect of it so they booked themselves they went into the hotel they live in austin they went to the hotel checked in they just sat there for the entirety of i think we did two and that came up on the second one they just hung out in the hotel room by themselves then it was sat there while we recorded the first one and didn't mention it?
Starting point is 00:26:26 Yeah. No, he just had it open. He just wasn't paying attention. So it's a he on his phone. Okay. So that all happens. If you listen, I'm very distracted because I'm like trying to coordinate photos. And I'm like, oh, you got to open Audacity.
Starting point is 00:26:40 And you got to do all these things. So then I start. I make the move. I do the post. You guys start peppering just coming in well it's just i didn't i just wanted to do a gag for it it was just there was zero thought i was just going with the momentum of it of course then i i tweeted or i didn't tweet i i was messaging him posted the photos you guys started peppering me with questions
Starting point is 00:26:59 i'm like i need to get out of here because this is gonna fall apart immediately and i can't have this fall apart while i have somebody in a hotel room that I booked for this gag. So I leave and then I start going over the photos and I see the photo with Eric in the bottom left of it. And I think I'm fucked. Like, that's it. That's done. That's the damning piece of undeniable evidence that I was. The reason why I was using the Eric account is because I needed him to be in the chat
Starting point is 00:27:26 without anyone noticing. And I remembered I made those dummy accounts in the past for a different bit. So I got him signed up and had him appearing offline. But why did you use your dummy account? Because I just, I didn't consider that it would appear in the bottom left. I just forgot that was a thing.
Starting point is 00:27:40 So as I leave, I'm then just watching the Discord chat with you guys, wondering what's going on and like you're posting things and i'm like you're gonna eventually notice that it says eric it's the alt account and the bottom left but what i didn't expect was that you guys would think eric was in on it framing eric was a total accident it just i miscalculated as soon as you guys rap i listened to everybody's individual audio track so i could get a grasp of what was going on. So when we asked you if you'd listened to the forensics and you said no, you'd already listened to all of us.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Oh, absolutely. I listened to it immediately. One at a time. Nick's the one who noticed the Eric, I think. Yeah. And it was great because you framed it on him. But then you're like, I don't think it's Eric. Eric was so genuinely confused.
Starting point is 00:28:23 You then pinned it on a few other people. And you're're like i think it has to be someone that works at the company and then jack's name got brought up so then the past however many weeks i've been trying to frame jack for this the entire time they're every that's why when the the last steps the one that just came out eric is yelling at me what the like what obviously you have a helper nobody believes this you have a helper you're this is insulting i'm trying to get you guys to say that i have a helper and then it might be jack because i felt if i said it you wouldn't buy into it as much as if you came to that conclusion it's actually very funny where eric says something along the lines of like what are you possibly trying to achieve here and i had a specific goal of trying to get you guys to blame jack ideally
Starting point is 00:29:06 was the plan that was my thought process with it and i kept doing that the thing where i said slack my notes for that episode was mentioned you slack the person then fumble trying to pretend that you use slack oh i was right that was good deliberate that was great you did a great job with that i was i tried really hard it never came to the fire never caught but it was like i was trying to build a fire and just hoping something would spark and you would blame jack even when i let me see if i still have the eric just posted a photo of nick accusing eric Which is hilarious. It's Nick accusing me on slack, away from prying eyes. Nick's accusing you via text
Starting point is 00:29:52 and we're accusing you in your ear at the same time. It was the worst. It was the worst. All I'm taking away from this is that when Andrew appears to know nothing about something, he knows everything so many layers deep about the entire situation. It was his whole Survive Block Island play.
Starting point is 00:30:08 It went so well, my stumble, but it just didn't lead to Jack, unfortunately. I even went into Jack. Jack was Twitch streaming one day. I popped into his chat. I just posted a cucumber. He didn't see it, never acknowledged it. Nobody else acknowledged it. Then I left. I I left whenever you try and steer Jack's chat
Starting point is 00:30:29 conversation yeah it never works never percent success rate Jack is so fucking oblivious to that stuff I think that's that kind of wraps it up that's why people are like it's not going anywhere I agree it's not going anywhere I was trying to get you guys to lead it somewhere and i just wasn't able to do that so that's my feeling phenomenal now the reveal of the helper they're tied to the show they're part of the show universe already and they have a weird connection to you gavin i think you're gonna like who the helper is some people may know them as the fastest applesauce eater around other people might know them as the guy that dan helped get
Starting point is 00:31:05 the lasso achievement yeah the lasso guy the lasso guy has been my helper during the entirety of this is he better at following instructions than he is at haylor oh he's great at following it's one of my favorite things about him he's just whenever there's a bit to be done he's all in he's fully in whatever there's a bit to be done he's all in he's fully in and that has been the planning of the cucumber from my end i don't have any other tricks up my sleeve i didn't i have cameras i didn't even set them up because i thought it'd be funnier if i did no prep for you like if you would have come any day i probably wouldn't have seen it but it's over did uh did your helper spend the night in the hotel make the most of it that's no that is a fantastic they have a dog so they didn't they couldn't they said that the person was alarmed
Starting point is 00:31:51 when they checked out because they checked in and checked out with the same guy on the same shift he as soon as we wrapped because i didn't know i was like maybe you guys are gonna go to the hotel or something i was like go you gotta leave you gotta leave now and he's like okay i'm on it i offered i said you could stay if you wanted to the hotel or something. I was like, go. You got to leave. You got to leave now. And he's like, okay, I'm on it. I offered. I said you could stay if you wanted to, but he said, I have a dog. I can't do that. So we left immediately. If he had gone to the hotel, we wouldn't have known what we were looking for, though.
Starting point is 00:32:14 We wouldn't have recognized him. You would have seen a man with a laptop and a cucumber. I think it would have. Gavin, have I ever met this person in real life? I don't think so. Okay. No. So it's not somebody we would recognize.
Starting point is 00:32:26 That's kind of what I suspected is that it was somebody like in your larger friend group or Jack. I really, I would have been happy to believe it was Jack. And I think he would have-
Starting point is 00:32:38 I wanted it to be a thing where Jack was blamed but I never specifically stated it was him but all of my not speakings implicated him further. Man, I texted both of you independently of like hey did they slack you yet saying like I was trying to build into that even in our
Starting point is 00:32:51 personal conversation your uh your friend is really nice because I would have ordered so much fucking room service on that room well that would have gone on his own incidentals probably oh well maybe wow that is a great closing to the saga. Yeah, that was a really fantastic closing of the saga.
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Starting point is 00:33:47 Visit amex.ca slash yamx. Benefits vary by card. Terms apply. Can we talk about, you know, last time we were talking about how Eric went gray in that office day and he was just freaking out. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like he went even further after we were discussing the social clip last time and where it should go. Eric, I'm so sorry. I just don't
Starting point is 00:34:10 like, I'm just trying to coordinate so many pieces in so many different directions and then like, why would you upload it to a dummy channel? It makes no sense. Just to get a laugh out of Jeff and Gavin, that was all performing i'm
Starting point is 00:34:27 so sorry it's been i did not expect to annoy you i almost just quit i almost just went someone else can do this i don't want to do it anymore explain what happened we had the clip needed to go up the clip of uh it is face episode 134 preview it needed to go up on our social media however it's too long to go up on uh twitter uh so we'll upload it on the youtube account well we said you could upload it unlisted right doesn't make any sense to do that so was not going to do that from the very beginning. At no point did I ever have a plan to upload a clip unlisted. Makes no sense. Why? It was just for social. What? It's a social clip. What do you mean? Why wouldn't it be unlisted?
Starting point is 00:35:17 No, I agree. I would agree with Eric. Right. Because I'm right. Yeah. But now this is just a weird preview. Yeah, I'm thinking about uploading the clip and making sure nobody sees it. So, um. It's the same amount of people see it as if it was uploaded to Twitter, you fool. No, it's not. Because when it's on the YouTube channel, people will stop. It'll be listed for people who subscribe to the YouTube channel. I get that.
Starting point is 00:35:36 What you're saying is unlisted and then tweet it out. The intent was that it would only be on Twitter and Instagram. Why was that? Why would it have to be? It's not a real video, is it? It's just us talking. I think it's a real video. I think it's like five minutes of pure comedy. It's too long. It's too long
Starting point is 00:35:50 to go on Twitter, so out of necessity it had to go on the YouTube channel and if we're going to upload it on the YouTube channel, why unlist it? Alright, here's the problem with the YouTube channel that I've been thinking about all week actually. I used my Christmas time to think about f*** face.
Starting point is 00:36:06 You should have used your Christmas time way better. I did. I mean, I went to Michigan. I had a f***ing blast. Fell in love with Michigan even more. But I have been thinking, the one thing that bugs me about that f***ing YouTube channel is shitty thumbnails.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Like, I don't know why we don't have, I'm volunteering. I'll do it. If somebody, whoever handles the uploads, shitty thumbnails like i don't know why we don't have i'm i'm volunteering i'll do it if somebody whoever handles the uploads uh currently roosty can switch out thumbnails i will go back and remake thumbnails from the instagram uh account for every episode that we can upload so that there's consistency because that bugs me another thing which is going to really or gavin uh apparently i had a great idea
Starting point is 00:36:46 that I think now maybe not everybody will agree with. Making that preview and putting it up, I checked in with Dave who handles like our analytics and stuff.
Starting point is 00:36:57 It gave us a pretty good boost to the episode and I think it served as a good trailer for the episode, which got me thinking we should do that more often. So I would actually like to see more of those shitty videos on YouTube if
Starting point is 00:37:07 possible. Like, why don't we create trailers to promote our stuff? Well, cause we don't always talk about each episode separately. Yeah. We don't always, but we could,
Starting point is 00:37:17 I could sit down, I could sit down and make it. I could make a trailer to put up on social. That's like, here's why you're going to want to tune into face this week. That's fine. I think that's a good strat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:29 I'm just saying, if we do that once and stick it up on YouTube, along with all the, the main stuff, like the episodes and the animated show, it's just like, well, what's that one about?
Starting point is 00:37:37 It's all a part of the deep lore, man. It's got to be archived. So we're going to do a trailer while also having a next on at the end of the episode. Yeah. But that next one is fake. I mean, I mean, Hey, Andrew, no, we're not. I mean while also having a next on at the end of the episode yeah but that next one is fake i mean i mean hey andrew no we're not i mean none of this is gonna happen none of this is gonna come to fruition so it doesn't matter um but i mean i'm all for it
Starting point is 00:37:54 whatever you guys want to do let's do it um i just i'm just thinking in 2023 uh we should promote what we're doing a little bit more. So anyway, to continue the story. Jesus Christ. So wanted to put it up on Twitter. Couldn't put it up on Twitter. Put it up. Tried to put it up on YouTube. Couldn't get a response from our content ops team.
Starting point is 00:38:16 So while that's happening, trying to get it uploaded, Andrew has a dummy YouTube account. So I made. Sorry, go account. So I made, sorry, go ahead. No, no,
Starting point is 00:38:28 go ahead. I was going to say, I made, when I made the anal passage website, I also made the anal passage YouTube channel. I just haven't, cause I've testimonial videos that I need to turn into a thing, uh,
Starting point is 00:38:40 which are great. I have like four or five of them. I might just upload them individually. Um, anyway, I had this channel and I haven't been able to integrate it yet. And I thought, what a funny way
Starting point is 00:38:49 to show that I have this to Jeff and Gavin that Eric will find annoying. And I'd say it worked. I'd say it was a success. Yeah, 100% mission accomplished. I will say, I feel bad. I didn't mean to annoy you to the extent that I did. But it was definitely done as a move that,
Starting point is 00:39:05 you're right, it made no sense at all. zero reason shouldn't have happened but it was once again sort of like the slack thing i was just being ridiculous and you nailed it so then we uploaded it i finally got it uploaded and i have access myself and nick both have access to the youtube channel due to everything that was happening here. So we have everything that we need when we have to do these things deftly. It's just that everything was like, just like a Jenga tower and everything was just stacking on top and it was all precarious. And the whole time it was falling apart, uh, as we kept it. Anyway, it's up there on YouTube. You can go check it out.
Starting point is 00:39:48 It's the one where Eric is yelling, screaming at Andrew, but just looking at Nick, which is the funniest part. No, I rewatched it. Also, I rewatched it, and I was right the whole time, which is, again, very,
Starting point is 00:40:00 that feels good to watch that and go, I was in the right the entire time. That's good to know. But there was nowhere and nowhere to look at. So I just defaulted to looking at Nick. And I felt bad for that because I was yelling at Andrew and staring directly at Nick. He had no recourse. You were yelling at Andrew through Nick.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I noticed something interesting that I'm not sure if Andrew noticed in that video. Did you notice that Jeff's headphones are off the entire video he's not listening to you until the last like 45 seconds that's great I don't blame him honestly
Starting point is 00:40:37 I didn't notice that is that true you're like up with your cream on your hand ready to put it down your pants and then you just sit down and start talking to us again without your headphones on i had cream all over my hands i don't want to clean the headphones i can't i don't know anyway the youtube channel is going to get cleaned up nick is already gonna he's already gone through or started going through and numbering all of the
Starting point is 00:41:07 episodes. So they will show up numbered everywhere on YouTube with seasonality and everything on there on site, on YouTube and on audio. So Nick's taking care of that. Jeff is going to make a new brand new thumbnails for every previous episode. Yeah. And we're going to get those uploaded ASAP.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Keep an eye out for that. This is coming out on January 18th. Right around there. That should probably have happened hopefully by now. Just keep an eye on that. Really looking forward to 2023 and the promotion of F*** Face.
Starting point is 00:41:42 I'm working on something too. What's that? I'm working on the promotion of face i'm uh i'm working on something too what's that i'm working on the best of you're doing a best of yeah a best of what face but like just general or like season one to five or season one to five a season one to five best of yep when can we expect the season one to five best of oh couple of When can we expect the season one to five best of? Ooh, a couple of weeks. A couple? Wow, that's actually closer than I anticipated.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I have a lot of questions about this process, but I also don't want to ruin it for myself. Oh, yeah. You can ask all the questions when you've heard it. Okay. Interesting. Why? Is it going to be all five seasons in one video? Or is it a series of videos i'd be one
Starting point is 00:42:27 okay is there something you have planned as far as releasing this the timing of it like this is this leading into something else or is it you just wanted to do a best of uh i was just antsy over christmas and uh just felt like working on faith yeah i get that i'm excited how i'm just gonna ask how everybody's christmas was that's what i thought we'd talk about today and then we're 40 minutes 44 minutes in that's yeah overall pretty good almost flooded my bathtub but outside of that pretty good did you damn up half the tub and forget that like how did it oh oh yeah did i damn up half the time i had like a little bit of toilet i think like i grabbed some toilet paper to blow my nose with didn't end up using it and it just sat on the edge of the tub then i had a late night bath and i noticed like
Starting point is 00:43:17 huh this water's getting really high that's that's odd and so i turned the flashlight on on my phone the water was level with the top of the tub and starting to slowly go over the edge. The toilet paper had fallen into the tub and got stuck in the drain. And so it was this very nervous like, okay, first I got to slowly turn the water off. Me moving to turn the water off knocked water onto the floor. Then I had to like try to unclog the thing with my toes. So it was in the
Starting point is 00:43:49 overflow drain. Yeah, it was in the overflow. It was because the water had gone much above the overflow. It was overflowing the actual tub at that point. Real quick, do you live under you? Like is the below you, you still? Yeah, below me, you still me. Okay is the below you you still yeah below me you still
Starting point is 00:44:07 me okay thank god there's layers of me why were you why were you taking a bath in the dock oh i i'll you know sometimes you just gotta have a night bath yeah oh i will say another thing i've realized this is you know you've given me shit about this in the past. I always forget to, so with my bath, it's a bath shower combination. You lift the thing up to go into shower mode. I always forget to knock the thing down, but it automatically does it later. So like 20 minutes after I have a shower, my bathroom will just go like, and then all the water will spit out. Like it does a clung and like costs the water out and it's great. But for whatever reason,
Starting point is 00:44:47 the last two times my partner has had a shower, it hasn't done that for them. And because I get into the tub first before I turn the water on, I've been getting blasted by my shower recently to the point where I might need to change my routine. The last one really got me, where I flipped it, and I was starting to kneel down to sit in the tub, and just cold water shooting me in the face.
Starting point is 00:45:11 It's terrible. It's terrible getting blasted by cold shower water. So I think I'm going to have to take the approach going forward of turning it on before entering, because I'm sick of it. I can't believe we have a new tub story. Oh, several. I can't believe
Starting point is 00:45:27 you get into the tub and then turn the water on. I always turn it on, get the water appropriate, test it with my foot, and then slide on in when it's just right. Yeah, we've talked about this before.
Starting point is 00:45:35 I like to sit as it fills around me. I guess that's true. We have discussed that. You're right about that. But I might have to change it because I'm sick of getting fucking blasted
Starting point is 00:45:44 by this shower. It sucks. It's so jarring to be like, I'm going to have a nice, relaxing, toasty, warm bath and then just cold water in your face immediately while it hisses at you. It's terrible. I didn't really have anything else happen. It was a nice Christmas beyond that. My Christmas was nice it was
Starting point is 00:46:05 great spending time in austin with my wife good stuff etc etc hey do you think we won a signal award oh that's a great point i doubt it i think they fucked us just like they fucked us 20 years ago i i agree i jeff i definitely agree with you they turned off the views for voting like before i think like the 20th or something like that and now they announce it by the time this is out they'll have announced um if we won or not but here's how here's how i feel about it eric i if we win a signal award then that's fucking awesome and i'm congratulations to everybody uh uh including the audience for supporting us it was definitely a team effort and if we didn't win a signal award
Starting point is 00:46:49 I fucking regret sending one ounce of traffic to those cheater cheating liars I'm gonna stay on the positive because if we if it turns out that we didn't win one we're going to war with the signal awards and I don't want to unearth that because even that even going to war with the signal awards would just be giving them more attention and traffic
Starting point is 00:47:09 and it's clear that they like if i don't like this hiding yeah i don't know dude let's just see if we won the stupid thing or not i'm holding back my car had 80% of the vote before it. So what happened last time? It was years and years and years ago. It was the Streamys, right, Eric? Isn't that what Gus said? Yeah, I think it was the Streamys or the Webbys. It was one of the two. I think it was the Streamys, but it could have been the Webbys.
Starting point is 00:47:38 It was a million years ago. Rooster Teeth got nominated for one in very similar fashion. And we were ahead by, like, thousands upon thousands of votes. Like, we were ahead by like thousands upon thousands of votes like we were destroying and then about like a week before uh it was over they took away your ability to see what the percentages were you had to vote blindly and then when the award came out we didn't win and it was just like such an insurmountable amount and then gus gus was like screw this screw them it was just like such an insurmountable amount and then Gus was like screw this screw them it was rigged from the beginning we're moving on we don't care about awards anymore and we haven't cared about awards since that moment I think Gavin do you think we won uh I'll say no I believe I don't think the signal is gonna screw us like that that. It's the same people. I'm going to be up. It's people from the streamies left.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Yeah, in case you didn't know, it's the people who started this are the people who fucked us 20 years ago. I mean, okay. Well, Rootsy has won streamies before. Not this one. I don't think they've ever won the Best Buddy Award. That definitely has never happened.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Yeah, I think the loss will just be a personal hit for us because we just won't be award-winning friends. We're award-nominated friends. That's pretty good. Award-nominated friends. Look, award-winning friends is great. Award-nominated friends is such a funny way to sell this podcast. Our friendship is award nominated.
Starting point is 00:49:05 That's pretty impressive. Yeah, I think it's still valid. Like you still see in movie trailers like Academy Award nominee. This person is in it like they promote that. I think there's value to the nominee. I don't think we're missing out on anything necessarily, but I think we want. I don't think they would screw us two times. Don't think it happened.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Well, we'll see. We'll see. I don't have a happened well we'll see we'll see i i don't have a lot of faith who okay say let's say we win let's a perfect world in a perfect storm where we got 80 of the votes let's say we won um who goes to accept the award and i don't know if that's even a thing i don't i i think there's like an award show but what what do we... Oh, Andrew. I think it's... I would nominate the lasso guy, personally. I think it should be Nick.
Starting point is 00:49:52 I think it should be Andrew or Greg. Oh, Greg. Oh! Oh, I love the idea of Greg going. That is very, very funny to me. Because they're definitely doing a ceremony. No idea. Also, have they emailed you, Eric, that we've won or lost?
Starting point is 00:50:09 No. Because I feel like that's the damning thing. No. Because I think they want. I have my eyes peeled, and I've been talking with our PR to make sure we keep an eye out. Okay. I haven't heard hide nor hair. But now I'm just really.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Now I'm trying to figure out where these signal awards are going to be and if we can send crank well my my uh christmas was uneventful pretty nice pretty cold it was very chilly christmas um walked around the neighborhood sort of judging other people's effort in christ decorations, as I like to do every year. And then I realized that I want to be a balaclava guy. But it's not like socially acceptable, really, to wear a balaclava if you're not robbing a convenience store. I was hoping that maybe a uniform would get involved and design a balaclava that doesn't look like You're about to commit a crime Like maybe someone's face On the front of the balaclava
Starting point is 00:51:10 Like a friendly balaclava Yeah like a Don't worry about me balaclava I've just got a cold face Not a criminal just cold Yeah I will not rob you Right across the front I like this idea or maybe we do like
Starting point is 00:51:27 like a kitty cat or something so it looks cute like yeah but what would it look like to have your own face on the front of your own balaclava i was i was about to say that i think that could be the way we go eric just posted like an octopus one That's like a balaclava. Yeah, that was pretty scary. Whose face should it be? Like if we could, because we can only pick one face to balaclava. I think it should be Andrew's mustache face. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Yeah. It's going to just look like when you would export your face in Rainbow Six, like the blurriness of it. Oh my God. Eric. I should take the face that I got pasted onto my original Rainbow Six Vegas. Eric, can you check with the merch team to see if we can get Andrew face balaclavas made?
Starting point is 00:52:19 Yeah, I'm going to send the cheetah balaclava thing that I just sent yeah and see if it's something we can screen print I would say have a mouth holder but you don't need it to be a full cup yeah because your mouth if you cut out around Andrew's mouth then your mouth can take that spot like
Starting point is 00:52:39 like this just uh it has like a little mouth yeah oh yeah it doesn't have to look like so much like a vagina, but it can look... Like that's not bad. If you take the barbed wire and the knot off, or change knot to extra or super nice, I think that works.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Yeah. And I think that way I'll be more comfortable. Because I have one. I think I was sent one by the PUBG guys at one point. And it's so nice to be outside without a cold face and nose and stuff. No, I think you're onto something here. I'm looking online. I'm not seeing a lot of, I'm seeing a lot of options to make them extra scary, but none
Starting point is 00:53:19 to make them extra friendly. Oh, that is not bad. I like this idea. I like this idea. I like this idea too. I could try making a test one actually. Print one on paper. I want to see your test. I would love to see the test one.
Starting point is 00:53:32 We're getting close to an hour. Do you remember, Gavin, what the name of... What is... Jeff just sent one that looks like they're being eaten by a frog. Yeah, it's a happy frog. Is that how I'd describe that?
Starting point is 00:53:43 I would say that's less a happy frog and more it looks like a frog that's shocked to frog. I guess that's how I'd describe that. I would say that's less a happy frog and more it looks like a frog that's shocked to be eating you. That's how I read that. Like the frog looks alarmed by everything that's happening.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Oh my god, I get the best one. Oh my, you're gonna love this. That's exactly what Gavin's talking about. Jeff just posted one of, it just looks like
Starting point is 00:54:01 a human face, but it's all, it's all fabric it looks like raggedy am yeah if she were a serial killer that is terrifying that's horrendous you pop that on you're gonna be a-okay gavin everything about that is so weird like i don't know what that picture could have been taken in a 50-year window. When was that? It's got to be very old.
Starting point is 00:54:29 It's got to be very old. Dude, there's a lot of really bad ones. It's like a whole industry of creepy... You have uncovered something horrendous, guys. Now that one's kind of awesome. I like that one. Oh no, here's a whole family. It's like almost a turkey thing that he just posted.
Starting point is 00:54:51 It's like red and yellow. So these are just like fully knitted. Is that like knitted or crocheted? I think it's probably crocheted. Yeah, like these are like crocheted face masks that Jeff has posted. Yeah, ours would not be crocheted, but goddamn, that's funny. I like the idea of Slipknot just not wanting to wear their mask one night
Starting point is 00:55:08 and going for the knitted approach on stage. I'm glad we did this. We talked about maybe not doing this recording because we were ahead. We kind of recorded assuming we wouldn't, but I'm glad we got together to do this end of year recap, which will air in the end of January. Yeah. Was this a good episode?
Starting point is 00:55:30 I don't know. I think it was. What happened? Not nothing. What do you mean? What are you bummed out about? No, I just don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:37 I don't know that we really accomplished anything in this episode. Other than we ended, we ended the cucumber saga. We established the fireplace. We accomplished so much. What do we usually... Andrew got challenged. Also, you committed to doing a thumbnail.
Starting point is 00:55:52 I got challenged. Oh, yeah, by the way. Sorry, one sec. Gavin, it's back in your court. No! It's your... Have fun with that. No way!
Starting point is 00:56:03 Yeah, I've been playing while we've been talking, and I set the score back like 10 minutes ago. So, yeah, have fun with that. No way. Yeah, I've been playing while we've been talking, and I set the score back like 10 minutes ago. So, yeah, have fun. Andrew, that is unreal. It's back on you, Gavin. I take back everything I said. This was an awesome episode as of right now. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Yeah, I can't make up. Yeah, we might have to move that fireplace. Just bring over the Xboxbox and we'll do it andrew not only did it in less than 24 hours he did it in the episode with 30 of his brain power probably it took me about 10 minutes to do and i did it while we're talking about the signal awards i finished it before the i started it before that conversation started and I finished it before we ended I mean to be fair it was definitely the easiest time to beat
Starting point is 00:56:48 it was the one I had to spend the least time on well shit well it's back in your court have fun that's nasty that's actually because I did this the other day I spent like maybe half an hour on it and I was so worried that you'd spotted me playing it that
Starting point is 00:57:04 right before we started recording today i went and looked at the leaderboard again just to make sure you hadn't pre-beaten me no i didn't notice i saw i thought you were playing um the campaign for infinite i noticed that outside of that didn't notice you playing but yeah it's your it's on you i'm sure you'll get it back and then i'll get it back and it's fine gavin you have you have until 23 about 3 55 p.m tomorrow i guess and you're gonna be pretty busy pretty busy filming a fire i don't know why i did that i really hate that game it's so yeah i don't know why you did that either i didn't even think this is the thing we were doing
Starting point is 00:57:44 this is a wild move by you I just wanted to have something yeah that's fair because we also talked about doing this again with the GoldenEye remake that should be out soon who knows I guess I'm not a release but like there's times in that yeah it was a wild move
Starting point is 00:57:59 by you so stupid well there you have it you've it uh you've listened to uh you've listened to another so stupid podcast uh the last one we recorded in 2022 i'm gonna assume uh not counting the fire video which is definitely happening tomorrow uh because everybody is super on board with it and way more excited about than i thought they were uh so i'm gonna to, I'm not going to be a curmudgeon. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to dive in and be jazzed about it.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Just like Gavin and Eric are. I hope you guys have a fucking Christ. I was going to wish the audience a happy new year. I hope you had a great new year's. I hope you're all your 2023 is off to an awesome start here in the third week of January, wherever this is airing. And yeah, I guess that's about it for us.
Starting point is 00:58:50 What happened to you this episode? What do you mean? I think he got broken by the face masks. I think that turned part of him. That's going to take a while to get back. These are great. Look at these. What do you mean what happened to me?
Starting point is 00:59:02 Nothing happened to me. Oh, okay. I put out an awesome podcast. And thanks for listening to it. Bye. Hey, guys. Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. No more pleasantries.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Penn decides to play trials again. Gavin brings in a ringer. Andrew still hasn't installed Discord. Jeff has special underwear. Paul the Condor Man. And once again, Andrew does not't installed Discord. Jeff has special underwear. Paul the Condor Man. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of Face.

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