Regulation Podcast - F**kface Breaks Shit 6/21/2022

Episode Date: June 25, 2022

Geoff and Eric are back to open card packs and see if they get a Zim. In this episode, we reveal that Garfield has died, there’s a Vancouver Child Kicker stamp, some awesome mail, if these Game of Thrones cards are real, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. The mermaids weren't real, but what they did in the documentary, they tried to make real mermaid footage, and they tried to trick you. Are you doing an Anma-style intro? I would never. Good morning, Jeff. Good morning. Good morning, Eric. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Face Breaks Shit. This is the show where we break shit and talk about stuff and show off stuff. We did a little bit of show and tell today, Eric, I'm excited about.

We've got some fun stuff. Let's do it. And you'll notice something special about today's episode. Sort of an extra special episode. We cut out all the hangers on. We got rid of Gavin. Right. We got rid of Andrew.

We got rid of Emily. Uh-huh. All the, what do you call it? High maintenance, no talent? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got rid of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say, that's pretty cool for you to say and then go home.

No, no, that's right. God damn, man. I said some shit about boomers on Anima. Yeah. And I got a call from my mother. Did you really? Yeah. Your mom listens to podcasts?

I didn't realize it. Oh, wow. That's pretty exciting. Yeah. Wow. And what did she say? She just started like talk down to you about? It was a, I got a drubbing.

Yeah. But what are you going to do? She's my mom. It's your mom. Hey, great shirt you have. You're never too old to be taught. Hey, I'm doing another thing. Hey, great shirt you have. Hey, thanks. This is a great shirt.

I like it a lot. I'm a shirt haver. I'm a shirt haver haver. The trademark on the top side can't be real. There's no way we trademarked shirt haver. There's any way. I think that's how you do it, right? Yeah, you just throw it on there.

Yeah, you just throw it on there. If you just start putting TMs on stuff, who's stopping you? You're fine. You can get this in our store today. You can also get this. Go to the overhead camera. Oh, you know, we should have brought bread. What?

No, we didn't need to bring bread. Wow, look. It's the bread clip. Listen to this. I don't think they can probably hear that because your microphone's over here. Can you hear this, Nick? Okay. I was hoping it would cover up that other thing.

This is sturdy metal. We discussed this. Flip it over so people can see it's a magnet. We discussed this. Well, I was going to. That was going to be the big reveal. So now we're going to get some facts about the fuckface break...

fuckface red clip. First off, it's emblemized with my birthday. It is. June 19th. It's awesome. Not just my birthday. It's also Juneteenth. It's also Garfield's birthday,

who I just thought is dead. Do you guys know Garfield died? What? Yeah, years ago. What are you talking about? There was a final Garfield comic, and it's the saddest thing ever. It's the one where he's in the haunted house. It's like, oh, this spooky run-down house,

and he's like, oh, John, where are you? I don't think he really died in that. No, it's the one where he's laying in his bed, and it just is, and then, and then noses. And then the comic's over. It's really depressing. Kill Garfield? Yeah, they killed Garfield in the 90s, I guess. Which is, you know, he was born in the 70s

so that's like 20-something years long. It's a long time for a cat. It's a long time for a cat. You know, like, the world's oldest cat, I think, lives in Austin. Austin, Texas. Isn't that cool? And the previous world's oldest cat lived in Austin. I wonder what they're doing to cats here in Austin to make them... Apparently, I read an article, it's a very special diet, the guy or lady has worked out. A special diet for

a cat? Special cat diet. I don't even have a special diet for me and I'm a human man. I know. I'd say it right there with you. I would say the same, except there is a very special diet. Yeah, okay. It requires a lot of preparation.

Not just Garfield's birthday, Superman's birthday, also June 19th. A lot of people didn't know that. Sounds made up. June 19th, 1938, Superman was born. Yeah.

Action comics number one. Great. In addition, it is the color of a cornflower blue. You know what that signifies? The date. The day. The day of the week that the bread was shelled. Blue is a Monday.

We're spending so much time on this fucking bread clip. And we're not done yet! There's a magnet on it. See? You can, like... Yeah, it sticks to shit. Isn't that fun? Uh, I, uh...

Yeah, it sticks to that. I, uh... Whoa! Look at how strong it is. All right, I'm getting too lost in the bit here. You are. Give me this.

This came off my fridge. I got it. I got it kept going for, like, 45 minutes. We also have the temporary tattoos. You can grab the... So please don't get real tattoos anymore.

There are so many people that have actual tattoos of this. Yeah, the Don Pedro and the pencil are a lot. The pencil is a good one, though. The pencil is that style that I really like. Man. I got it so you guys don't have to. You guys just get the temporary tattoos. There's also uniform. Nobody has that.

I'm definitely not giving that one. No. So there you go. This Vancouver Child Kicker one's fucking cool. Maybe even we could test something else. Oh, yeah? Vancouver Childkicker. Interesting. Interesting.

Some shirts. Shirt Haver shirt. Thrice to meet you. That's a cool one. That's a good one. They said that it was too cost prohibitive to make an actual sellable Thrice to meet you. So they said the best thing we could do is a line drawing on a shirt. This is the Money Laundromat shirt that comes in blue but also comes in white.

Money Laundromat. It's in the name. Also, that was commissioned by a community member whose name is mentioned on the Instagram post. Oh, that's fun. So go check out these things in the store right now. Get them or don't get them. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah, whatever. You like them. Look, I'm telling you about them in the store right now. Get them or don't get them. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah, whatever. You like them. Look, I'm telling you about them so

you can go get them, but it doesn't mean you have to. But we're not trying to sell up your ass right now. No, I don't really care. Let's get started. Okay. Let's do some of the shit that we're here to do. Oh, you know what? We don't have... Sorry. Fred and Shack are... Oh, that was close. Can't do it without Fred. Dude, all right.

What? All right, if you're going to... What? You might as well bring it out. What? These are on sale at RTX. Not just at RTX. They'll be on sale globally as well.

If we have any left, they'll be on sale right away. Yeah. I don't anticipate there being any of these left. Just imagine a sea of 500 people. You're like a sea of like 500 people. You're in a convention. Like lightsabers. In a convention. This is one.

Yeah. We're going to. I want a world cup this thing. Oh, you want this to be. I want a new Vuvuzela. Nice. That's pretty exciting. All right.

We should start with the pack sack. Let's do it. It's a sack pack, but that's fine. If you're new to fuck, Face, Break shit. Oh! I might have been a little late on that one, Nick. Uh, the pack sack runs the show every time we, uh, start an episode, we open up a pack from the pack sack. Whoa, what are these?

And then every time we open up a box, we throw one in. Uh, you gotta feed it as you eat from it. This is, uh, 1991, 1992 Skybox Basketball. Okay. So, uh, we throw one in. You gotta feed it as you eat from it. This is 1991-1992 Skybox Basketball. Okay. So, put that right there. We are gonna pop this open. These are 84 cents, huh? Well, probably at the time they were purchased

at Walmart. Oh. I would assume 1991 or 92. I think Jordan's your chase card here. That's about it. Yeah, you think we're getting one? Come on. I don't have that kind of look. That's about it. Yeah, you think we're getting one? Come on. I don't have that kind of look. Clyde Drexler looks good. All right.

He's got a Christmas sweater. Okay, let's see what we got here. We got Isaiah Thomas. Oh. Bad boy for life. Yeah, no kidding. Kevin Willis. Okay.

Johnny Dawkins. Mm-hmm. Oh, here we go. The Chicago Bulls starting team. There we go. Michael Jordan right there. Oh, let's see. We got him. There team. There we go. Michael Jordan right there. Oh, let's see. We got him.

There you go. Not the same. Greg Drelling. Ooh, Ralph Sampson with the very, very dated background. The background looks like the fuckstick. It looks like if you turn that card, it goes. It looks like it's a high-speed shot. Joe whatever.

Oh, there you go. Patrick Ewing. I believe he coached in Georgetown. Remember when the Knicks were supposed to be the team in the 90s and then, boy, they weren't. There was a funny story about... You're right, they weren't. It was a funny... And then they haven't been since really. There was a funny story about Patrick Ewing recently.

He went to Madison Square Garden. This was in the last season. The security didn't recognize him and they wouldn't let him out. Yep. And he was like, he fucking lost it. He was like, do you know who the fuck I am? I built this fucking building. Yeah, hell yeah.

And they had to issue a public apology. Yeah. Otis Smith. Did security ask him? And they had to go like, we do know who you are. Did security say, show me a ring? And then they just. He was like, my name's.

This is my ring right there. It's in the fucking rafters. Buck Johnson. There's my ID. Eddie Johnson. Can't read that. Don't care. Sam Bowie and Terry Porter.

So there you go. Pretty dog shit pack. Yeah. Yeah. Rough pack. No worries. Thanks. Got Isaiah.

That's nice. Open up another pack. One more? Maybe we'll find a Zim. Maybe. I'm looking for a Zim Padres. That's, we were talking about that before the show. Yeah, we would, it would be nice to find a Zim Padres. I want a little Pad before the show. Yeah, it would be nice to find a Zim Padres.

I want a little Padres Zim. Are you trying to game the... I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't game it. I was trying to, but I'm sorry. I'm just going to get in there deep. Okay. X-Files Season 2.

Okay, here we go. Alright guys, these are cards. What's your chaser here Mulder or Scully? Smoking man CSM Everybody go ahead and Reset yourselves to like 1991. Okay, I assume whenever Refamiliarize yourself season two of X-Files. Okay, so it'll all just pop right off. We got it. Why are they stuck? Oh, they're sticky. Oh, all right here. We looks like probably chris carter i assume i don't know i've ever seen him

not gonna turn it is that who okay i thought that was a guy at a piano i thought maybe that was a theme song guy i think it's chris carter at a podium being like hey i made the x files you should like bend the cards a couple of times or something uh yeah let's see it's like asmr oh It's like ASMR. It's like that, yeah. It's like the worst kind of ASMR. God. You mean ASMR? Yeah.

There's three aliens. That's legitimate. That's real. That's got to be the chaser. That's a pretty good one. We found them. They exist. They do exist.

No, that's M&M's and Santa Claus. He is one. Oh, that's fun. It's like a Stuntable Pilots album cover. You really like that bat right in front of you, huh? Yeah, it sucks, huh? You just keep bumping it, bouncing around. Put it over there.

Oh, shit. They pred... God damn it. Look, they predicted it way back in... Whatever. After the first series came out, they predicted it. Yeah. They predicted that it would be remade.

Oh, wow. Yeah. It's pretty exciting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the Lone Gunman. Yeah. The Lone Gunman. God, those guys were awesome.

They were funny. The older that I got, the more I really liked those characters. Yeah, they were good dudes. Yeah. They were just like weird internet guys before the internet was like... You know, they'd all be QAnon now.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're all about... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the 90s safe version of QAnon now. They're all about it. 90s safe version of QAnon back then. Everything's a conspiracy. What are you thinking? Let's do some Bowman this year baseball. Sounds good. You were telling me that you haven't been following baseball closely this season.

No, I'm going to jump in now that basketball's over. I want to disappoint with basketball. Okay. Here we go. Well, shit. Right out the gate. Wander Franco rookie. Really? That's probably going to be... You probably hang on to that one.

Yeah, that is the chase card of the year. Yes. This is India. Big time. Wander Franco, good baseball player. Wander Franco, good at baseball. Jonathan India. All right.

Bryce Harper. That's... Fernando Tatis Jr. That's good. He's been hurt all season. All right. George Springer. Okay.

Carlos Correa. Whit Merrifield. Matt Beerling. We got ourselves Gavin Sheets. Rookie of the year. Futures. Set that aside. That's a chrome. Edgar Correa, I think. I can't see it.

Eduardo Lopez. Uh, Marcelo Mayer. K.H. Watson. That's a pretty card. Uh, Zvezda. What? Here's Warming Bernabele. That's a baseball name.

Boy, that's a... His name is Warming? Warming. That's awesome. Warming. As in, like... Yeah. No i you don't have to explain what warm no i got it man i know i know i know what warming means tyler soderstrom uh alvin guzman i'll pull that yeah yeah uh jordan walker and then uh what are we looking at simon muziati okay i don't know who that is you got a couple, you got a couple of good ones in there.

You got a fucking Wander Franco in there. Yeah, that's not bad. I'm going to move that to the middle. Just to keep it safe? Yeah. Good. Smart.

It's like sleeveless. Yeah, decent. All right. Next, I think, Eric, we should get a little whimsical. Let's open some Free Willy 2. Free Willy 2, the adventure home.

Yeah, I saw these. Somebody mentioned them on Reddit or on social media that they saw them in a store and I got curious about them. Uh-huh., I saw these. Somebody mentioned them on Reddit. Or on social media. That they saw them in a store and I got curious about them. Uh-huh. So I bought them. I don't think I've seen Free Willy 2. No. Because I'm in my, like, mid-thirties. Yeah. So

I missed it. I saw the first one. There was a huge fire. Huge fire. Oh. Huge fire. That's the scene where the water's on fire. Orc is in the wild. Yeah, that's those are probably the scariest animal. Yeah, I would think There's a color that in that looks like every cartoon that was on Fox in the 90s. That's really incredible. No escape That's where they die Draw he's about to shoot that fucking whale He's fucking trapped. That's where they die? Yeah, they die. Oh, no. Oh, there's a good one.

Draw. He's about to shoot that fucking whale. He's got a gun and everything. I like that one. Those whales, like, are destructive. Like, they're, like, monstrous. They just, like, yeah, just run through shit. Yeah, like a whale in a china shop, as they say.

Tip over boats. They just do whatever. They're whales. They can do anything. They don't give a fuck. No over boats. They just do whatever. They're whales. They can do anything. They don't give a fuck. No. Why would they give a fuck? They're whales.

They're way bigger than everything else. Kings of the sea they call them. That's right. You said I and then said they. This thing's heating up. It's a

get to that later. Okay. Let's open up some mail, Eric. Okay. From time to time people send us mail. I think this is from Sean G. Let me not show his. Okay. Thanks, to time, people send us mail. I think this is from Sean G.

Yeah, let me not show his. Okay. Thanks, man. Sean G sent us a whole box of crap. Let's see what crap is. Holy shit. It's so many packs. We're going to have to feed the pack sack, but there's also just a lot in there.

Oh. You believe that? Sean. Sean just went for it. I feel terrible. We didn't give you anything. Yeah, here's the thing. You guys are welcome to send cards.

It's totally fine. You can. Do not feel like you have to or you're like, oh, I have all these things. I should send it in. You can open your own cards. That's what cards are for. So that's fine. Keep your cards.

But if you want to send them, fuck face break shit. Hang on. What the? Face break shit. Care of Eric Bedour, 1901 East 51st Street, Austin, Texas, 78723. It's the way we sort them and organize them and then get them to you on the air. There's a lot here. It's tuned to my biometrics.

I pressed it and nothing happened. First off, let's feed the facts back. We'll put the prism rassling in. Are you familiar with WWE? I am familiar. All right. Do you know who Roman Reigns is?. Are you familiar with WWE? I am familiar. All right. Do you know who Roman Reigns is? I do.

And Becky Lynch? I do. Are they your favorites? No, they're like the top people. They're the top people. Yeah, those are like the top two. Those are the people who draw money. Who's the chase card in Rasslin?

We're going to say it's Matt Riddle. Matt Riddle. Yep. Hell yeah. He's a UFC guy, and he has a big mushroom tattooed on his side. He's weird. Trent Seven. Oh, wow.

All right. What's the deal with him? Oh, he's a UK guy. That's the least Eric's ever had to say about a wrestler. Yep. Braun Breaker. This guy, I don't know if you remember early 90s wrestling, the Steiner Brothers. Uh-huh.

This is Rick Steiner's son. He is... Oh, Rick Steiner. Yeah, you would think that they would just... He was one of the chin straps. Yep. Yeah, yeah. And then that's his kid, and he's jacked as fuck, and he's insane. He's huge. Did he do Greco-Roman wrestling as

well? I think he played football, and I think that he probably played... I think he was probably a wrestler in college. Okay, nice. He plays fight ball. Yeah, now... Uh-huh. Undertaker. That's the fucking dumbest card. I feel like we have to pull that. I feel like this is a card that Andrew would have a lot to say about.

Yeah. Like, it's just an outline. It's like hardly even a card. It's just an outline. Oh, man. Boy. Oh, shit. Jinder Mahal.

Hey! Cool. Yeah, former WWE champion, Jinder Mahal. Hey! Cool. Look at this. It's chrome. Former WWE champion Jinder Mahal. How long was he champion for? Probably about four months. Really? Yeah. Didn't defend it for very long?

No, and has not been at the top of the card since. Ooh, I wonder why. Low card guy. That's okay. That's what they say? Low card guy? Like, you know, yeah, exactly. Low on the card.

Okay, I'll trust you. Here we're going to open up a pack of Panini 2122 Donruss. I've opened up so much of this at home. Panini cards good cards, or? Pretty much everything's Panini. But yeah, Panini are tops. What do we got? Panini's good.

These are, this is like low end, but it's one up from Hoops. Hoops is like the doo-doo-est, and then you get to the Donruss. It's like bog standard. Anthony Edwards, second year card. Yeah. Fantastic player. Future of the NBA right there. Buddy Heald.

People used to say that about him. Zion Williamson. People used to say that about him. PJ Washington Jr. Jay Crowder. I have a feeling he might be going somewhere in this offseason. Trey Young, now the official villain of the NBA. Oh, yeah?

He's accepted and loves the role. Gary Trent Jr. He's a junior. Oh, his dad, Gary Trent. Yeah, his dad's Gary Trent. Here we go. LaMelo Ball complete. That's probably a good one.

Wow. The whole LaMelo Ball in the one card? Can I say something about LaMelo Ball? Yeah. Oh, please. He's funny on TV. He's funny on TV. He is funny on TV. His TV commercials are very good.

I think that he is great as a personality. Yeah. I'm literally now. I think he found his niche. Game time is not a pull. Yeah. This is sad because Mike's not here. Nick's running the soundboard.

And usually what happens is we start opening these cards. And when there's a former UT player just from in the shadows, you see Mike's hand go up because he holds up the horns. We don't have Andrew. So you and I are going to suffer through some hockey together. Oh. Oh. Never mind.

We have Andrew. That Andrew contributes about as much. That's interesting. What is cheating? There's so many cards! Oh, yeah. They're all going to be hard. Why would you open this pack?

We don't know anything about this sport. Jamie Oleksiak, he does. Nick Paul, he's a... Go ahead. Not related to the other Pauls. Dimitri Orlov. I've heard that name. Uh-huh.

Linus Ulmark. Uh-huh. Anthony Dulcolax. Close enough. Boy. Ryan Miller. There are so many cards, Jeff. Casey Middlestat.

Sucks. Kyle Oxypoxy. Sam Gagner. Oh shit, Sam Gagner! We've done him before. We like them. We had Gagner, Gagner, and Gagney. They were a law firm. Remember? No. Is that the rules to hockey?

Yeah. That's all. A bunch of names we also don't know. Cole Lind. He's a rookie, I guess, in French, so we'll save that there's whatever the fuck that is oh shit it's Jake Bean

great hockey name Jake Bean oh shit it's Jake Bean Calvin DeHaan Adam Larson Jacob spelled stupid. Zborl.

J-A-K-U-B. I don't think maybe he's from here, man. Where he's from, they spelled Jacob stupid. Kirby Datch. Mark Stone. Johnny Guh. Oh, Goodro Nailed it

Dominic Kubalik The Barclays Center JT Miller, wasn't that guy on Wasn't he a comedian? Yeah, he was in Transformers Not anymore Philip Forsberg Ian Mitchell

P.K. Subban That would be funny if you watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Not anymore. Yeah, not anymore. Philip Forsberg, Ian Mitchell, P.K. Subban. That would be funny if you watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. That's how Dorit says her name. I'm not going to cheat. Cool.

Patrick Moran. He's a real moron, that guy. What a maroon. Did I say that card saying maroon? What a maroon. Just making sure. Cool, man.

Christopher Tanev. And fucking finally. And Bernie's cousin, Brent Burns. We're gonna save that. Founder of the company. Cousin of the Burns. Let's continue with shit we don't know about and talk about soccer. Why? Yeah, we got some tops.

We're like the only two sports guys. Like, this is Gavin's wheelhouse. The other one was Andrew's. Okay, I can do a little. I can do some soccer talk. Hold on. Unless any of these guys are Austin FC, I got nothing for you, bud. Stars aligned in Paris.

All right, so no. Here's Lucas Ocampos. Here's Sergio Basquiat. Here's... Koke. What's his name? Koke. We'll save him. Here's Yusuf

Demir. He used to be Cat Stevens. Change his name to Yusuf. No. No, no, no. He did. I know. No, I know. That's just not him. That's a parallel. Nope. Okay. Great. I read a really interesting article about how he ended up doing the soundtrack to Harold the Mudd.

And now look at him playing soccer. Oh, here you go. So here's what I can do. Dortmund's duo. That is Borussia Dortmund or BVB from the German Bundesliga, German's professional soccer team. I know that because I shared an office with a guy who was a professional soccer player for that team at 17, an American who got bought by a team,

dropped out of high school, went over to Germany, became a professional soccer player, went up for a header. They got hit by a player, had his back wrapped around the goalpost, snapped his back in half, ended his career at 17. Oh, my God. I told you I could talk soccer. You can mark that for a social clip.

That's an insane story I've never heard. What the fuck? Gus knows him. He was in our friend group. He was one of our best friends. He worked at the call center? Yeah. Are you serious? He managed it with me. He's the one that told me I could never work there again.

He's like, if you leave this, you're leaving it for good. I'll never hire you back. And I was like, okay, I'll take that risk. You get this guy on and I love he's also very, very, very funny. Okay. Very naturally funny. Man. Brian.

Good one. All right. I like these cards. Brandon Nemo. Yeah. These are like old timey looking. Tijuan Walker. Taiwan Walker.

There you go. Lance Lyons. Tomato, tomato. Yeah, Lance Lynn. That's fine. Jerry Sanchez. Okay. Oh, here we go.

Yep. Swanson's Blast ties it in the seven. His name is Dansby Swanson. Dansby Swanson. That is a baseball name. Jazz Chisholm. It's also a frozen dinner name. Itby Swanson. Dansby Swanson, yeah. That is a baseball name. Jazz Chisholm. It's also a frozen dinner name. It is.

Yeah. Jazz Chisholm and Dansby Swanson, I think, are two of my favorite baseball names right I like Jazz Chisholm a lot. Yeah, he's a good one. He's my current favorite name. Tony Santalan. Got it. Yeah.

Isaiah is either catching or sliding. They call him IKF. Jordan Luplo. Or Luplo. Mm-hmm. I hate that guy. You don't like that guy? He's a diamondback, and you just see him all year, and you just go, this fucking guy again.

Fucking this dude. To me, that was Paul Goldschmidt before he left for diamondbacks. Controversial, that Paul Goldschmidt. You just see Paul Goldschmidt all the fucking time. How much time we got left? Let's say two hours. Whoa. We still have, I mean, we can go until

three. So we got an hour and a half still. So we got tons of time. Oh, we got, baby, we got tons of time. How about this? How long have we been going for? Half hour? Half hour? Okay. Why? What are you doing? I was just wondering when I want to pull all this stuff out. You gonna do this? You gonna make it happen? I just want to show it off.

Let's do it. Do we have a piece of paper or something? Oh! Leslie, our intrepid associate producer, helped us out for this. She gave us very large yellow paper and normal-sized white paper. Gavin had, on the main show, a fantastic idea recently. Okay. His idea was that we should get

actual Vancouver child kicker boots made. That then we could step and paint and then kick stuff. Right. So we set about doing that. You said, and this is my favorite thing about you, you said, I'll look into it. Yep. And then I knew you were.

Turns out we couldn't feasibly get that done. Getting a boot made. Yeah. Tough. But we were able to get a facsim. Getting a boot made. Yeah. Tough. But we were able to get a facsimile of a boot made. Here, I'll move it up to the thing. Look at this. This is the

official Vancouver Child Kicker boot stamp? Yeah, see on this side, we got a full size 10 and a half, a full boot stamp made. This show is insane because we get stuff like this made. So now we can either just use it

like this, or we can build a contraption to put our feet in and get one flipped, and then we can kick stuff. We all really wanted Andrew to kick stuff. Yeah. Are we going to give this thing a shot? I think we're going to give it a shot. This is going to be the first stamp we make with this.

Yeah, the very first. This is pretty exciting. I've never seen it in person until about an hour ago. What are those? Oh, shit. It just got complicated. What is this? Stamp ink.

Do we need to ink up the pad first? Let's find out. I have a feeling. Yes, we do. Oh, why? Why don't they put stuff together um don't worry we have interns here to help us ink pads they're just going to be really careful oh there's no yeah there's no ink on that i've never seen an inkless pad before me neither

that's pretty interesting it's good for science that. Yeah. That's how they come before they're inked. This pad is shipped dry to prevent accidental leaking. The ink pad is perfect for extra large stamps. Yeah, no, I get it. The pad requires about three ounces of ink for initial setup. How much is, how much ounces is a 60 milliliters?

I don't know if this fucking thing fits. What? Yeah. Come on. What? Yeah. Come on. Surely it will. It may take up for three hours for the ink to completely soak in. All right, well, you've seen it. We'll try it in like 45 minutes. Are we going to?

All right. Let's just ink her up. Let's set it off to the side. Here you go. We'll come back to that. Boy, I should have read that up earlier, huh? I believe in you guys. Hang on. Good.

Then only use one. Yeah. It shows you how to do it on the back. This show sucks. I can say that about my whole career. Let's open two more packs of wrestlers. We like that. Oh, career. Let's open two more packs of wrestlers. We like them. Oh, cool.

Let's do it. Hopefully you have some more interesting facts, like he's British. Yeah, I mean, I like him. Mustache Mountain's a cool team. It's just, you know, he hasn't done anything. Mustache Mountain? Yeah, he has mustache, and he was a part of British Drunk Style with Pete Dunn and Tyler Bate, and they were in a group called Mustache Mountain, and it was just a ripoff of Peaky Blinders,

but it was fun. Tyler Bate? Yeah. It was pretty cool, right? Yeah. Yep. Mustafa Ali is a great professional wrestler. Wrestled with a friend of mine in Chicago for a while, and then got signed to WWE.

Sat out for a while because he wasn't happy with where things were going, and now he's back, baby! In the WWE? Yes, sir. Broderick Strong. Broderick Strong. Broderick Strong. He's doing his infamous move, The Stronghold. He is the Messiah of the Backbreaker.

He's a former PWG champion, former NXT United States, no, North American champion, former tag team champion. I've seen him wrestle live dozens of times. What is the messiah

of the backbreaker? His gimmick on the indies in 2005 was that everything he did was into a backbreaker. It would be like a guy throws a clothesline, he catches it, and then throws him into a backbreaker. Everything he does is into a backbreaker, and it looks very cool, and he's

strong as fuck. He's a little guy. He's probably about my size. That's wrestlers now. It's just like everything he does is into a backbreaker, and it looks very cool, and he's strong as fuck. So he's a little guy. He's probably about my size. That's wrestlers now is just nerds who grew up watching wrestling who are my size. And you go, but Jack is fun. Well, yeah, exactly, because they work out. Explain. Is that Primate?

Yes. Oh, that guy's a guy from NXT UK. Is that Primate? Yes. Oh, that guy's a guy from NXT UK. Just there was a time when WWE was buying up all of the UK talent because they're like, we're going to expand into the UK. And then that really backfired, and now they have a guy named Primate. It's like a Bane type thing?

I mean, I think that's what they're going for. You can tell it's pro wrestling because he's wearing camo pants and a cool little mask. I'm going to say he looks British to me. Yes. Yeah. I don't know what it is about him. He looks like he's about to go. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then Sasha Banks. Sasha Banks recently quit WWE for a second time. She the rumor is that she's released now. We don't know. Nobody knows. The best part of pro wrestling is probably the gossip.

What's the hot gossip these days? Her! She walked out in the middle of Monday Night Raw. Why? Because she wasn't happy with the direction of the stuff, so her and another woman, Naomi, both left and have not been on TV. They've been posting on social media and stuff, but nobody knows if

they're still contracted or not. Fucking cool. She's also Snoop Dogg's cousin. Hmm. Yeah. Valentina Faroz? Faroz? I have no idea who this is. Who the

fuck is this? Oh, she's in NXT now. That's why. I don't watch it anymore. Sorry. Sam Stoker. Oh, this guy's what half of a tag team called Pretty Deadly and their gimmick is they're very attractive. I think it's great. I think it's a great gimmick.

Are they very attractive? I mean, look at him. He's a handsome boy. Oh, he's also very British. You know what I mean? He's handsome handsome boy. Oh, he's also very British. You know what I mean? Like, he's handsome for a British guy, so he's like an Austin Six. James Drake. He's also a British guy. I feel like this guy's half a year.

I don't remember. I feel like he'd be an Austin Seven. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. And then, oh, you know this dude. It's the brawny man. Right? Brock Lesnar's back. He's going to wrestle Roman Reigns at SummerSlam.

Roman Reigns is the number one guy. Yeah, he is. He's the champion. And Brock Lesnar's going to fight him. Do you think he'll win? I don't know. Probably not. I think Roman Reigns is going to hold the title for a very long time.

He's already had it for a very long time. He's going to hold it for even longer. Why do you think that is? They're trying to make... I think they want him to wrestle The Rock at WrestleMania. Oh, okay. I think that... because that's his cousin. The Rock's cousin is Roman Reigns. No shit.

So, I think that they want him to wrestle The Rock. And The Rock is, what, like, 50? So, and the last time he wrestled, he, like, tore everything out of his body. It was pretty bad. Did he really? Yeah, he, like, tore, like 50? So, and the last time he wrestled, he, like, tore everything out of his body. It was pretty bad. Did he really? Yeah, he, like, tore, like, a rib, like, totally off.

Like, it was bad. When you do human growth hormone, your muscles don't grow right. They just grow, and then they tear really easily. Are you telling me The Rock does steroids? He's not 100% natural. Hey, fuckfacers! Glad you guys enjoyed the cards last stream. Found a few more cards I thought you'd enjoy.

And here you'll find a classic white sock, some of Eric's political and sports heroes, a familiar face in an unfamiliar uniform, and a pitcher who may have had the shittiest day at the ballpark ever. Love the show. Thanks for the years of content. Thanks, Joel.

It's a, oh, thank you, Joel. Joel or Bear. He, um. What he goes by. I don't know why he said, my political, what is that? We're going to find out. I don't know. This is scary.

All right, here we go. Oh, this one's got a story. Ooh. Okay. He's, Joel is the guy who sent us the card of the guy who got caught jerking off in his car. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Okay. Hold on. Let me pull the card out first Then Joel's got a whole story first Joel story time with Joel is really great. Yeah, he's got a whole thing shit I think you're okay. Oh fuck

What's this? This is Archie Bradley. Okay, okay on May 5th, 2018, allegedly by Joel, I have no idea what I'm about to read, Archie Bradley ran desperately to the bathroom seeking to free himself from the torment of an overfull bladder. Reaching the urinal just in

time, he may have freed himself a bit too much as to his dismay, he realized he just shit himself. As unfortunate as this is, the timing was worse. He was three minutes from pitching in the top of the sixth inning versus the Houston Astros. In his words. So it's a 2-2 count and I'm like,

man, I have to pee. I have to go pee. So I run into our bathroom real quick. I'm ready to go and I'm trying to pee and I'm actually shitting my pants. Like right before I'm about to go in the game, I poop my pants. I'm like, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I know I'm a pitch away from going in the game so I'm scrambling to clean'm like, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I know, I'm a pitch away from going in the game, so I'm scrambling

to clean myself up. I get it cleaned up as best as I can, butt my pants up, and our bullpen coach Mike Fedders says, hey, you're in the game. So I'm jogging into the game to pitch with poop literally in my pants. No! But hey, he went out, got out of the inning without a run, so fuck the asterisk.

Dude, Joel's like my new favorite. Joel, that's a great one. That is a great one. Probably mark that for a social clip. Archie Bradley shit his pants. I fucking hate the Diamondbacks. Oh, man. Yeah, these are like...

I ran into Joel on Twitter. Dude, you're fucking... You're not going to believe this. Oh, man. Yeah, these are like... I ran into Joel on Twitter. Dude, you're fucking... You're not going to believe this. Oh, no. I ran into Joel on Twitter, and he's just like, I want to send some stuff. And I went, okay, cool. And he's a good dude.

We got a garbage pail. What? Oh, boy. I think that's your political... I think this is right. So you remember when he got shot, right? Yeah. It was like that?

It was about like that, yeah. Henry Kissinger. What the fuck? We're just... These are just like war criminal cards? HKI. What the fuck? Oh, shit.

Here we go. This is a White Sox. I don't know if he was... Yeah. At that time. Paul Canerco, Otto. Oh, really? He was first baseman.

Dude, Paul Canerco. Wow. This, wow, really? He was first baseman. Dude, Paul Canerco, wow. This is shit, man. Oh, here we go. This is a little Dodgers for my girlfriend's dad. There's a fucking Chris Taylor. Chris Taylor. That's a single patch card. Little jersey.

That's cool. Oh, here you go. This is good for you. This is a Tony Gwynn with an authentic game-used back. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's really lovely. Wow. That's how he hit one of his 3,000 hits with that.

And then speak of the fucking devil, Eric. Boom. No way! We got the Padre Zim! We got the Padre Zim right there. Awesome. Thanks to Joel. Joel!

We were just having a conversation about how we haven't seen a Padre Zim yet on the show. Oh, wow. And there it is right there. If you're new to fuck face or face break shit, you should know that we are obsessed with and love all things. Wow, we got another. Wow, dude, that's a good Zim, too. That's a great Zim.

It's in good shape, too. Yeah. A little Padre's manager Zim action. Might get that graded. Yeah? I mean, they'll give it a 10 and... Bad cut on the back, but... They'll give it a 10 and then go, I mean, it's not worth anything. Yeah. After, shit, the Zimmer price

has not completely gone back down. It's still elevated to where it started. I can't believe that we had an effect on the market like that. For a long time. I mean, you were saying that you were signing a lot of Zims when you were doing... I probably signed yeah, at least 10 or 15. Wow. I would say when I was in Atlanta.

That's insane. I'm going to pull from the pack sack. Oh, we have RTX coming up. Bring us into RTX. Hollywood. This is the Hollywood premiere set. Oh, these. Walk of Fame trading cards.

These suck. Official. These cards suck. These are going to be great. This is going to be really good. We had these before. Yeah. It was like the same 11 cards.

I know. Edward G. Robinson. Yeah, see? Dinah Shore. What the fuck? Dinah Shore was just before my time. As is Nanette Fabry. Wow.

Oh, here we go. Vera Miles. We got Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash. That's, wow. That's a terrible picture of that man. It's not a great photo. Oh, that's sad.

Catherine Grayson. Mm-hmm. Ooh, Clayton Moore. I guess he was the Lone Ranger. Lone Ranger. Back in the day. Yeah. Ooh, here we go.

Charles Bronski. All right. I'm going to pull that. I think he's definitely on the set of a Death Wish movie. I think it is. Well, what else would he be on the set? Yeah, right. Yeah. Oh, here we go. Charles Bronski. All right. I'm going to pull that I think he's definitely on the set of a Death Wish movie. Well, what else would he be on the set?

Yeah, right. Yeah. Sid Charisse. Ooh, the gambler Kenny Rogers. Nice. Wearing a tall hat. You seen him

in his giant sons? Yeah. His giant sons. Big sons. He had big old sons. Hey, Eric. Yeah. What's a Tim Conway?

Hey, I like that. About 120 pounds. That's pretty good. And sons. He has big old sons. Hey, Eric. Yeah. What's a Tim Conway? Hey, I like that. About 120 pounds. That's pretty good. And the Queen Diva herself, Angela. Beautiful. These were not terrible. Those were not terrible. Those were probably better than any other pack of those we've ever opened.

Oh, yeah, easily. And they didn't stick together, which is nice. Yeah, that's... How much time do we have left? You keep... It's only been 10 minutes since the last time you asked me. Where do you think that box of cards I had is? What?

What are you talking about? I had a box of 89 FLIR complete set that I was going to use. Are they in your cars? Well, are they, though? Yeah, I bet they are. Oh, well. That's what I was going to use to burn this thing with. Oh, no.

But here's what I can do. Yeah. I'll just do one for the hell of it. We'll do Tim Conway. Oh, well. That's what I was going to use to burn this thing with. Oh, no. But here's what I can do. Yeah. I'll just do one for the hell of it. Tim Conway! Alright, so you want to explain what this thing is? Yeah, so this is a gold embosser. And so... This is crazy. What you do is you buy foil, like gold foil, like this.

We e-invent. And then you turn this guy on, find the appropriate temperature, superheat it, and then you put a brass plate of a design under it. I went to Etsy, and I found a lovely lady who makes brass plates of things, and I had her make this design. So you have to, like, line it up a certain way? Yeah, it's actually quite hard to do upside down. Oh, great.

I mean, you could turn it around. No, that's okay. I won't do it. You're right. No, yeah, you're right. Oh. Yeah, we'll get it to about, is it 191 degrees? That's about right. That is absolutely right. This size. Okay. I find 155 degrees is the best for smaller sizes. Okay. I did a lot of testing. There's a lot happening right now. Then you pour the, well, let's get further. I don't know what you need.

A cutting tool. Okay. Well, all right. Well, okay. You got it. Yeah. Okay. So what are these then?

Those are the. These are former Ian's? Former Ian's, yeah. Oh, well, hard to see. Probably a little easier to see this way Former Ian's, yeah. A little hard to see. Some pests. Probably a little easier to see this way. Ian's. Okay, is that right?

Those are nice Ian's. God damn it, it moved. It's really fucking hard to do upside down. Okay. Nick, look at the shirt. Three, three. Oh, my. Don't tell anyone, though.

Okay. Okay. I wanted Nick to look at the shirt. Okay, so this is it, right? Then we stamp it down. Okay, nice and easy? That's awesome. So why are we doing this? So a while back when we did the wrist pockets,

I made 50 of these, or some special ones, that I included as giveaways. I thought it would be fun at RTX to make 100 of these. Wow! Well, I'm not going to make them at RTX. I'm going to make them at home. But make 100 of these, and then I was going to put 50 just randomly inserted in some Fuckface merch from the store. Oh, cool.

Just slide it in the bag. So if you get one, you get a chance at getting one. And then I was going to carry 50 around with me so if anybody asks me about Fuckface or whatever, I can be like, here, have a... Oh, that's pretty cool. Those will be gone in the first hour of the first day. Yeah. That's pretty exciting. I'm going to make 100 and then give them away. You might want to consider making more if you're going to just carry

them around and hand them out. Well, as you've seen, it's a whole process. This is really cool. This show is innovative in a way that you would never expect. Yeah. No, I agree. I totally agree. You know why we did it?

It's because I kept looking at cards that are numbered and going like, I could do that, right? Yeah. I could figure that out. And so we did. So now there's an Ian and all over a Tim Conway. Yeah, so now there's a Tim Conway Ian. That's very cool. It looks great.

Yeah. The oil is really good. Yeah. And yeah, so there you go. What an insane thing that we have. Hit me up at RTX if you see me and ask me for one, and I'm sure I'm going to get sick of that real fucking fast. Yeah, you really did yourself in on that one.

Here's a little bit of homework for myself. You dummy. Well, here's what I'll do. So I bought this I got this box of 89 FLIR update. And so I thought it had Billy Ripkins in it, but it doesn't. So it's numbered 1 to 132.

I'll just do them all. So then they'll be sequentially numbered. And then you have the whole set. That's very cool. So that'll be fun. I like that. Thanks. That's a good idea. So there was that. RTX is going to be fun. You know what we should do?

Yeah, what's that? Let's open up some old, I found this box. I was cleaning out all the fuckface stuff. Oh, cool. And I forgot I bought a bunch of zimmable baseball cups. That's awesome. How many go in the pack sack? One.

Fantastic. God damn it. Okay. What's up? Two packs of 1990 tops. 1990 tops. Obviously, we're looking for Don Zimmer. To a lesser extent, probably Ken Griffey Jr. is not in there.

Don Mattingly, Wade Boggs, Roger Clemens. I guess. Martin McGuire. I mean, Clemens had been in the league for, what, five years? Yeah. Cal Ripken and Nolan Ryanyan they're perennial uh dan bilzerian cool uh bernie williams brett by 11. kurt wilkerson burke by it doesn't matter why why it doesn't matter keep going bob welch ooh a bartlett giamatti. What? Hang on. This looks like a card from now.

That looks like a photo in 2022 of just a man. Who is that? He was the commissioner of Major League Baseball. Oh. From 489 to 989. Oh, and then he died. He was only commissioner for fucking five months, then he died. That sucks.

Got a nice card, though. Joel Skinner. Jesus Christ. John Farrell, I worked with at the call center. What? Different guy. Same name. Lenny Dykstra.

Nails. Yeah, all right. There's nails. Yeah, this is... You're not going to keep that one? Yeah. Yeah. You got to keep nails.

If you don't know anything about Lenny Dykstra, there's a Google rabbit hole you can go down for a long time. Holy shit. Legit maniac. Maniac. Probably in jail right now, I would imagine. Oh, do you remember? Or living in somebody's mansion.

When he was talking about, like, I've been arrested in, like, six months, and it's like, great. Ugh. Just, ugh. Monster. J-Bell. All right. Craig McMarty.

Todd Benzinger. What's up? Wait, wait, can we go back to, is he wearing glasses? Yeah, dude. Is he a substitute teacher? You got to see where the ball, you got to see where the ball is. Imagine if there was a player that, yeah, a player that dressed like that now. That'd suck.

Todd Benzinger. Spike Jones. That'd suck. Todd Binziger. Spike Jones. Tony Pena. Rick Rudin. Love his producing. Jay Howell. So nothing good. No. Cool. Maybe this pack though. They're in remarkably good shape. They are.

They're not really sealed very well, but there's gum. Anyone want gum? The 90s was a safer time. Mm-hmm Kurt Schilling Wow, yeah Alien, I don't remember him as an Oriole either. I saw him in a commercial recently I think LimaZilli was it for my pillow? He did go that way didn't he?

I forgot about that that I was just wondering where you saw him in a commercial Jose Guzman Nick Laeva Randy Velarde Otis Nixon I always liked

Otis Nixon Rich Gedman One of those Exposed jerseys were so nice Tom Glavin Ken Caminiti Hey

Rob Beer Fucking mullet Yep Beautiful Ooh Bobby Bonilla I'm glad. Ken Caminiti. Hey, hey. Rob Beer. Fucking mullet. Yep. Saving that. Beautiful. Ooh, Bobby Bonilla. Aren't the Mets still paying him?

Oh, that's him, huh? Yeah. Yeah, he gets paid like once a year. Like it's Bobby Bonilla Day. Yeah. When is Bobby Bonilla Day? It's for like 25 years or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been retired, fuck, probably since like 96.

Yep. Terry Kennedy. Randy St. Clair, Roger Craig, there's a manager card, Bob Darnier, and Harold Reynolds. Back in the fucking cool... We're coming up on Bobby Bonilla Day.

July 1st is Bobby Bonilla Day. The Mets still owe the former All-Star $1.19 million a year until he's 72. Imagine, get it, you don't have to do shit and you just got a million dollars coming your way.

That's awesome. Isn't that cool? I want to be Bobby Bonilla. Damn. Bobby Bonilla Day rules. Oh, you know what? I have a little special present for you, Eric. A special present for me? Not a present, but for you Eric a special present for me present But a surprise a fun thing for us to open. Okay, you're I I know I always hit you with the wrestling Yeah, but I also have for you a little

Umbrella Academy. No I thought so many would cart there's so many packs left Why I thought the Bollywood card. There's so many packs left. So many. I'll put one in the pack sack. Why? You said I got it. I hate these cards. These are the bane of doing this show. Rebecca always begs me to open these. So today we're going to make her and you happy.

We're going to see the same ones we've already seen. We can only hope. For what? For Run Boy Run. We've seen that one? Yeah, we have. Yep. How about Oh yeah, we definitely saw Man on the Moon before. Oh shit, but have we

seen an on-card auto of Justin Nim? Min? Justin Nim? It's upside down! It's Nim upside down That's fucking cool. Is it yeah? He's been hard grades. That's one of main characters Oh man on the moon. We say that a lot and The day that was dude. I need to sleeve that Otto pretty soon. That's fucking cool. Yeah, it's gonna be worth dollar pretty soon You know new new season.

Coming out soon. Are you serious? Yeah. You're doing more? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, man. All right.

Oh, no. Open, fucker. We only see each other at weddings and funerals. The day that wasn't. Also, the day that wasn't. These cards funerals. The day that wasn't. Also, the day that wasn't. These cards suck. The day that was. And

extraordinary. These cards are... Are we done with these yet? Extremely ordinary. I put it away already, so you don't have to look at it again for a while. Thank God. What do you want to tuck into? Fuck with some football? Let's do it. Who's your football team? I don't really have one. Yeah, me neither.

I mean, I had Alabama for college, but when I was a kid, the closest thing was the Saints, and the Saints were dog shit my entire childhood. Yeah. Not fun to root for at all in any way. Teddy Bridgewater, Ryan Tannehill. you don't have the The who?

The Rams? No. I guess that's probably the closest team that I would root for. Phillip Lindsay? Just so they can stick it to the Chargers every year. That's fine. No, I don't think I ever will until they move back. Derek Carr. I felt like he used to play for the

Houston's in the early 2000s, but I guess that. Derek Carr. I felt like he used to play for the Houston's in the early 2000s but I guess that was Drew Carr. That was David. David Carr. Yeah, it's his brother, isn't it? Is it his brother? Yeah. Oh, there you go.

That's why it feels like the same dude. Cam Newton. Is he still around? Yes. He's got to be a backup to a backup somewhere making a paycheck. CeeDee Lamb.

Oh. DeAndre Swift. Alvin Kamara. DeAndre Swift again. That's parallel. You don't have to read them upside down. Like, you can read them right side up. You can just turn the whole.

Oh, yeah. I could do that, huh? Uh-huh. Like, Ramondre Stevenson rookie. Uh-huh. See how it's easier this way? Nick Chubb. I got to do a Ramondre Stevenson rookie. Uh-huh. See how it's easier this way? Nick Chubb. I got to do a complicated flip.

Kellen Mond. You're doing great with it, though. Ooh, Asante Samuel Jr. Is he wearing a hat? That's fun. Ramondre Stevenson. Ernest Jones. Is he wearing a hat?

I didn't even see his hat. It just, from over here, looks like he's wearing a hat. He is wearing a hat. It's like a little beret or something. I don't know. It's cute. He's doing a football beret? Yeah, a little football beret. Tyson Campbell. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Awesome. See, it's hard because of the

look. Jalen Waddell, Alabama rookie. Oh, nice. Yeah, there we go. And then Quincy Roche. Roche. Roche. Roche. Roche. Roche. Not very exciting to do football cards when it's not football season, huh? Yeah. It's not exciting at all.

Mm-mm. All right. We'll put those. And we could now. Uh-huh. We have more mail. We have packs of stuff. Let's do more mail.

You have to open it with this, and you have to be careful to not show an address. There you go. See? See how you're doing? You're doing great. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. an address. There you go. See? See how you're doing great. Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Jesus Christ. There will be blood. Oh!

Awesome. And now we just have to let it soak a little bit and then I think we got this. Oh, this is exciting. Has it? Okay, cool. Oh! This is way more It's soaked in. Good job! See? What are you looking at? Something cool?

It's not going to bite me. Okay, let's see what we got here. This is from... Well, I can't really see the name anymore. I want to say it's Liz. That'd be a note. He just tore it apart. Who the fuck sent this?

Mm-hmm. Huh? Liv. Liv said, Dear Jeff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick, I recently stumbled... By the way, if you ever send us something and you don't want us to read the letter out loud,

the first sentence should be, Hey, guys, don't read this out loud. Before it says, Dear whoever, at the top, say, Don't read this out loud. the first sentence should be hey guys don't read this before it says dear whoever at the top say don't read this out loud I recently stumbled upon this and thought you should have it I love listening to face every week and just wanted to that was a good one that was yeah thank y'all for finding a laughter into my life well you're welcome thank you for the nice note yes also made some ugly little bracelets for you I do not ugly Thank you for the nice note. Got rid of that. P.S. Also made some ugly little bracelets for you.

I think they're not ugly. The beads change color and sunlight. No shit. Oh, cool. That's cool. Oh, red and pink is Eric, obviously. Orange is Andrew. Yellow is Jeff.

Yellow is Jeff. Yellow should be Andrew, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're an obsession. Yeah, because he's like a piss boy. He's like a piss boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll take yellow. I like bananas. There you go. I like yeah, yeah. Because you're an obsession. Yeah, because he's like a piss boy. He's like a piss boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll take yellow.

I like bananas. There you go. I like bananas a lot. I threw away three bananas today. Green is super fan. Jack, you could have made banana bread out of that. Blue is Gavin and purple is Nick. You don't have to wear them.

Who's going to wear them? Don't tell us not to wear them. Yeah. Let's see what this is. Ooh, an authentic memories. Oh, memories oh okay cool what is it now I know what it is this what is it sinis live sinis I'm gonna take it out of bag Oh live sinis and officially autographed Don Zimmer baseball no way oh that's awesome! Look, authentic. Don Zimmer signed an official American League baseball.

No way! Dude, are you serious? Oh, that's so cool! That baseball was in his pudgy little hands. Hold it up. Our hero. Wow! Hang on on there we go put it right up next to your face oh

that's a good one oh we got some good content baby that's really a Don Zimmer signed really it's official Wow I love it holy shit that's my favorite thing. Uh, sorry Millie. Dude, that is amazing. Oh my god. Thank you Liv. I'm I'm floored. I'm floored by this. That's a- we- that's crazy. We have to take this outside to see what color they are. Oh, yeah, that's- oh no! We'll put your bracelets on when we go outside because they're all the same color right now because they changed color outside. So we'll do it in a little bit. Thank you, Lynn. Oh my god. I'm, I can't believe that.

Blown away. Um. Just blown away. The kindness and the generosity. We have a Don Zimmer baseball? Dude, we are officially in the Zim zone. We got double Zim today. And, you can tell it's the same signature. Look at that.

You probably can't see. Oh, wait. Get in there. There you go. Clearly. Look at his little face. Clearly. Clearly. That's Don Zimmer coming to you to give you a kiss.

Park her up, buttercup. Welcome to the Zim Zone. Oh, my God. Wow. That's amazing. Two Zimmers today. You got the Padre Zim. Wow!

What a phenomenal day. What a great day to be us. I'm so glad I'm not Gavin or Andrew or Emma. Oh! Oh! Ooh. Now I was thinking we could, because I've been wanting to do this for a while,

because I still want to get the Hodor Hodor card. Oh, that's right. Otto, let's open up some Game of Thrones that I bought. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Is that the theme song? Yeah, you nailed it. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Somebody was trying to sing the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song the other day,

and that made me go like, oh, it's the same thing. We're going to open. You save money if you just use the same song over and over. Yeah. We're going to open... You save money if you just use the same song. Yeah. We're going to open this mini. I put one in the pack sack. They're making a new show. Game of Thrones?

Yeah. Weren't they making a prequel with Arya, and then now they're making a Jon Snow sequel? Yeah, I heard they're doing a Jon Snow thing. Talk about a series that has just lost all steam. People have not revisited Game of Thrones. King Tommen, everybody's favorite. Who the fuck?

Who the fuck is that? King Tommen. Everybody loves King Tommen. There's a dragon. King Tommen. Ooh. You remember, uh, Meera Reed?

Was she the, um... Was she, like... She's one of Bran's steadfast companions. Oh! Oh, Ser Brendan Tully. Oh! Oh, there's Brother Lancel. This show... This fucking show, dude. Brother Lancel. This show.

This fucking show, dude. Are these... Sansa Stark. If you bought these and they're, like, prank cards, I would have no... I would just assume, like, man, you got me. Like, they threw in, like, a Sansa to be, like, see, it's real. Yeah, right?

But, like, you just show... Like, what the fuck is this? We should make our own Game of Thrones cards. We should. This is a good idea. Our own bootleg. Somebody write that down. This is insane looking. We're gonna make our own bootleg Game of Thrones cards. What season was the last season? Eight?

Seven. We're gonna do season 11. Oh, wow. Oh, that's cool. There's like cards in it. Brother Ray. Wait, is that Ian McShane or whatever? What? He was in that show? Yeah, big time.

Everybody be aware of the winds of winter. They're breezy. It's chilly. There's Randall Tarly. Here is Oathbreaker. I guess it's because it's Jamie Lannister. I don't see the sword.

Is there a sword in the shot? I don't see the sword. Oh, here's the Night King. Woo! The last two cards are from the show. Yes. The other ones, I'm not so sure. That one's from the show. Oh. The other ones, I'm not so sure. That one's from the show. Oh, here we go.

Okay. Podrick Payne. Remember him. Oh, he was the blacksmith kid. Daenerys Targaryen. He was the illegitimate kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this is cool. Like a Game of Thrones art card.

It's one eye. Is that a zombie? Yeah. Yeah, that must be it. Is it? Let's see. It just says weak men will never rule Dorne again. But we're not men, right?

Yeah. That's probably... That's the three girls Everybody hated them The sand vipers or whatever I don't fucking know Sand snakes Sand snakes

Grandmeister Passell Take a shower Oh here we go No one That's all it says Oh no Here's That's These cards says. Oh, no. Here's.

That's. These cards can't be real. Lady Ginlock right there. Insane. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Here we go. Wander Franco.

That's Walder Frey. What a piece of shit he was. There he is. Short stop for the race. Winter is windy again. Oh, look at this. Yeah, yep. Dario Naharis and Sir Jorah Mormont sharing a moment. A more moment.

Oh, here's Balin Greyjoy looking like he's in a prog rock band. Hell yeah. All right. That's the guy who started Asia, right? Aye, aye, aye. These might be my favorite cards we've ever opened because I genuinely don't know none of it.

You probably ran to the TV every week to watch I watched it until the guy got his hand cut off and then I went, I don't think I want to watch this anymore. And then watched some of it later and went, what the fuck? It's a baby. Great. Oh, here's Gregor Clegane. Okay, so I know about this guy.

I know about that guy. Uh-oh, broken man. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, hot dog. Jaquen Hagar. He's the Laura Morgales guy. He's the face guy, right? Home. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, hot dog. Jaquen Hagar. He's the Laura Morgales guy. He's the face guy, right? Home.

That's what it says. That's where the dragon lives. Next to that campfire. Oh, he's a lizard. He's keeping warm. Yeah. Yeah. He's a, yeah.

Oh. Eat. Mm-hmm. You got it. Here it comes. What the fuck is this? No, you got it. I just don. You got it. Here it comes. What the fuck is this? No, you got it. I just don't recognize the wig. Izembaro.

Oh, no. That's not real. That's a hat. Yeah. She's wearing a hat. Yeah, okay. It's a hair hat, man. Hey, check it out.

Here's a fucking door. Why would you print the card? Why would you? You have all the... That's sad. I know. Why would you? Tyrion Lannister.? You have all the... That's sad. I know. Why would you? Tyrion Lannister.

I remember him. Everybody loves him. Yeah. Young Eddard Stark. Eddard? Eddard. His name is Eddard? Eddard.

Yeah. Eddard? That's why he fights. You gotta... Listen, you name a kid Eddard, he's gonna have to learn how to fight. And then everybody's favorite, Ramsay Bolton. He was a good guy. Everybody liked him. He's the dogs guy, yeah?

The flayed man family. That was cool. That part was cool. Okay, well that was some of that. What if we do a stamp? Let's try it. Let's see what happens. Let me get the Zim and the Coolio out of the way.

We're going to try this. We're going to see how it goes. I think that in order for this to get the best shot... Hang on. We got to figure this out because I want this to look good on camera. So we might have to do a little bit of maneuvering. Brian, do you think that's all right? Do you want us to do it up here?

I'd do it on that. Do it on this thing? It's a soft surface. There you go. It's gonna be harder. That's good. Just push heart You're strong big strong boy, right? Yeah, I am strong all right This looks good for right here. You can see it's stamping down. Look at that. That looks good. All right, here we go Here we go. We are stamping down in the pad. This is the Vancouver Childkicker official stamp. Press hard, you better press in that middle too. You better press, boy. There you go, there you go, see?

Okay, wait, wait, wait, how does it look? Like, you gotta do it more. It takes up to three hours. Well, no, you have to get more ink on this side. I understand, but it doesn't fucking fit. You try. This doesn't fit, guys. Hang on.

You thought I was fucking done. I've only just begun. You son of a bitch. We got some. All right. Let's try it. All right, here we go. Official stamp. Okay, we're pressing, we're pressing.

Vancouver Child Kicker, first official stamp. Pow! Whoa! That looks great. That looks just like a real boot. That's really cool. All right, 50 bucks eBay right now. Oh my God, that worked. Dude, that's so cool! All right, oh my god. 50 bucks eBay right now. Oh my god, that worked!

Dude, that's so cool. All right, Jeff's gonna do 100 of these, and he's gonna carry them all around the convention center. Well, I think what we'll do is while the Andrew do them, right? He is the Vancouver Child Kicker. You're gonna, yeah, absolutely. This, that worked out so well!

This rules! I wanna make posters where we actually do the stamp. Wow! Look, it worked out great! I want to make posters where we actually really like actually do the stamp and then Wow It worked out great This show's crazy all right, let's uh we've been going for over an hour, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got about, let's say about 20 minutes left. 25 minutes left. All right, let's do this box of NBA illusions because I've been waiting to open these. So how long have you had these and you've been waiting to open them?

Since last year. What? I think. Maybe, or maybe early this year. Yeah, it's been months and months and months. Most of this stuff I've had, I bought this over a year ago, probably, that box. Then why aren't we opening it? Uh, I just forgot about them.

I have them all, like, I had them all, like. They're in the center! Well, now they are. I had them all in the box in the big Tupperware bins and then I organized it all and found a whole bunch of shit. Okay, so this is a box that you got and you've had for a little while. How much is in the box?

It is 10 packs per box, 6 cards per pack. Okay. This is NBA Illusions. I believe it is going to be last year's rookies, probably. All right. How many are going in the pack sack? Nice.

Two. Then we'll open these. Got it. Then maybe one or two other randoms. Yeah, we got some stuff. Maybe hit that box of Heritage baseball that I accidentally bought and spent way too much money on because I thought I was buying Allen and Ginter. Oh, come on. Sweet Lou Williams.

Nice. Bobby Portis, I do not like. Here's a Black Parallel of DeAndre Ayton. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, he's probably not going to be a Phoenix Sun next year. Ooh. Pascal Siakam.im hey all right he used to be a Celtic killer I used to drive me crazy Trey Jones we figured him out though and then Jaden McDaniels rookie these cards

are cool yeah they're nice cars I like him I'm down with these a big fan of these cards. They're shiny. John Collins. Chris Tapp's Porzingis. The Unicorn, as they call him. Probably because you see him on the court about as much as the Unicorn. Patrick Williams, Instant Impact rookie. That's actually nice. I got a LaMelo Ball of this numbered to 25.

Wow, really? Yeah. Damn. I just wanted better pulls. Evan Fournier and his brief stint as a useless Celtic. Oh, Christian Wood. I think he's probably not going to be a Rocket next year either. Jordan Mora. I hope we pull an Al Horford.

Eh, rookies. Yes, this would be a Oklahoma City Thunder Al Horford. Damn. Jamal Murray. I think he's still hurt. He City Thunder Al Horford. Damn. Jamal Murray. I think he's still hurt. He's going to hurt forever. OG Ananobi. You?

I like Al Horford because I'm the same age as Al Horford, and he's playing in the NBA. That's insane. Tyler Hero, black parallel. Ooh, I hate him, but that's a great-looking card. It's a great card. Least favorite player in the NBA. Most punchable face.

100%. Joe Ingles. Ooh, Desmond Bain. Boy, he turned out to be a hell of a fucking basketball player. Especially for a mid-first rounder. Isaiah Joe. I really like these cards. These are very cool.

I can look at them. These are very cool cards. Have fun with them. Yeah, you know, enjoy them. Do whatever you do. They're for you too. I'm good. I think I got it.

Andre Drummond. Devin Booker. Serge Ibaka. All right. He was in an Action Bronson song once. Hell yeah. CJ McCollum.

Nikola Jokic. MVP there. Mm-hmm. And then Devin Vassell, who is pretty good, but playing for San Antonio. Sorry, Nick. Ouch. He left. Mm-hmm. And then Devin Vassell, who is pretty good, but playing for San Antonio. Sorry, Nick. Ouch.

He left. Oh, good. No, no, no. As I was saying that, I was like, all right, he's a fucking nigger. Can you believe he's a Spurs? I know. I get it, but like, damn. I get it, too.

Oof. Jalen Brown. Yeah, I knew you were hanging on to that one. Only bright spot of the fuck. Well, except he can't dribble. DeMontis Sabonis. But he shot well.ony davis i like that card i'm not uh you know yeah don't know if i'm a big ad guy but uh they're a great looking

card yeah beautiful card so uh oh here you go zion year two card nice who knows who knows it's kind of how that feels huh peyton pritchardard, Fast P, or B-Rabbit, or PP, as they call him. That's this guy, right. Yep. Yeah. And then Denny Adesia, who I believe is Israeli. Yeah. Yeah.

Three more packs of this. Okay. Let's see what fun stuff we get. Kelly Oubre Jr., he is the current NBA's Mr. Stelio Girl. Nice Oubre Jr. He is the current NBA's Mr. Stelio Girl. Nice. As they say. Jared Allen.

Very, very, very cool dude. Cool dude. Gamer. Big gamer. Yeah. Career lineage. We've got, looks like, KD and KD. Here he is through his whole career.

Your version or the likable KD from OKC? Yeah. Both of them are on Twitter defending himself. Right. There's two Twitter accounts right there. Well, you can tell. There's two. One's a burner account and one's him.

Alexey Pokachevsky here, rookie. Everybody loves him. He's seven feet tall. Theo Maladon. All right. Who's probably going to have a good career in the NBA. Getting down to two more packs. Oh, boy.

How are you feeling about these? Feeling good. We haven't gotten an auto yet, and I think we're supposed to. Okay. So, maybe, maybe not. Darius Bazley. Kimba Walker. Did you just reluctantly hold on to that?

Uh-huh. This is a big hit. Anthony Edwards. Okay. Rookie, Black Parallel. Nice. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, I have to hold on to all the Celtics cards, but Kimbo is...

Karis LeVert. Always really liked him. Malachi Flynn. Not even in the NBA anymore, I don't think. And Udoka Azeboki. Hey, look, it's Barbara. Hi. We made a Vancouver Child Kicker stamp and stamped it look what we got

So we can make it in use yeah Oh shit, we're on Roosterteeth calm Hey Instagram say hello YouTube and Rooster Teeth. Whoa, street inception. I'm in the lights and I've noticed how greasy my face is. I noticed it too. I just didn't say anything.

It was pretty nice. I appreciate you not saying anything. Yeah, no problem. Yeah, I got you. Bye, guys. Bye. I like your stamp. Thank you, Fred Van Vliet. Oh, I like your Instagram. Terry Rozier. I like Fred Van Vliet

I like your Instagram Terry Rozier he's a little dude Rookie Reflections Bam and Onyeka Drew Holiday he's so good Jalen Brunson

also pretty good and Tyrese Halliburton rookie what a big one there was, Anthony. I was watching when we did this at RTX last year, and it was during World Cup stuff or whatever, and Drew Holiday is the card that we were talking about when I think England got a goal scored on them or something, and it was just Gavin going,

No! We didn't bring it home. It's not coming home. Russell Westbrook. Nice. What do you mean? That's my guy right there. Look at that. This guy can't go up and be like, Oh, what the? How am I going to defend that?

Brandon Ingram. Let him shoot, man. PJ Tucker. PJ Tucker, I think, is about to say he's leaving Miami. He wants to test the... Really? Yeah, Desmond Bain. P.J. Tucker. P.J. Tucker, I think, is about to say he's leaving Miami. He wants to test the… Really? Yeah, Desmond Bain.

I thought that was strange. Peyton Pritchard, second-year card. Jason Tatum. Oh, wow. You got Celtics. They always appear next to each other in this. For some reason. Kendrick Nunn.

He is… He's in, like, a Polo G song I listen to. What? A lot of NBA players. A lot of like C-level NBA players showing up in rap songs these days. I just meant what? Like you're listening to that? All right, cool.

Do you listen to Polo G? No, I just wasn't. That's not like the lane that I expected for you. Just saying. Polo G is fucking awesome. TJ Washington Jr. Jay Crowder again. Trey Young again.

We've already said stuff about these guys. Gation Jr. again. All the same cards. Wendell Carter Jr. Great. The thing about him is he's a junior. Norman Powell. Cole Anthony.

He's the dude whose dad was an animal and mixtape dude. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that's sick. He was one of those dunkers. Malcolm Brogdon. Facundo Compasso. Everybody loves him.

Gordon Hayward, somehow still in the NBA. Terrence Mann. Tyler Hero again. Boo. Kevin Love. Going gray gracefully. Yeah. Appreciate it.

Jordan Clarkson. Doing it for us. RJ Hampton. Oh, Daniel Gafford. Here we go. Dayron Sharp. Pull that. Jalen Suggs. That's a good rookie.

Suggie, I imagine they might call him. I don't know. I'm not a Magic fan. But if I were a fan, I'd call him Suggie. They got Magic fans? That's crazy. Jason Preston. I think there are tourists who go to Orlando and have a night together Orlando I'm a Disney fan

Moses Moody here's our Cole Anthony green and yellow parallel oh that's nice thank you oh boy

oh is that it oh no oh um Is that it? Oh, no. Oh. Hi there. Close enough. All right, moving on. Can't find it.

There's a Bill Russell insert. And a doo-doo Kevin Porter Jr. Insert. We've had room shots. We haven't been using them. How about this? How about some Ghostbusters 2? Who are you going to call?

Have you seen that TikTok where the, like, the, like, Transformers on fire or whatever up on, like, the telephone pole? Uh-huh.

And they go, who are we going to call? And somebody goes, Ghostbusters, and it fucking explodes. The timing is perfect. It's really great. Merry Christmas, New York.

Alright. Oh, what is his name? Janos? What a trip. Or Janos? That's right, Ghostbusters! We're back and we're better than ever with twice the know-how and twice the particle power to deal with all your supernatural

elimination needs. Is that Dacroid? Said Dan Akroyd. Yeah, Decroyd. Yeah. Here's some Slimer artwork. Wow! An original onion head? That's incredible.

Oh, here's a sticker of the boys. Liking that. That's a cool-looking sticker. Sorry, guys. Classic. I ate all the hot dogs. Classic Slimer. You're keeping the Slimers, huh?

Yeah, he's the star of Ghostbusters eat this Vigo uh huh Vigo Mortensen yeah Vigo Mortensen was in that

and then he was in Easter Promise Ghostbusters on trial real different movies you know that dude was married to Eggzine Cervanka really

yeah for a long time they're divorced now but yeah for a really long time alright what's one that you want to get into we got we got 10

let's say we got 10 minutes let's open up this box this expensive the expensive box that you don't want let's do it yeah it's not that I don't want. Let's do it. Yeah. It's not that I don't want it.

That it was the wrong thing? Yeah, it's that I didn't want it. Now that I have it, I'm like, I don't mind having it. It's just that it's not what I wanted. And I'm just fucking, I get. Uh-huh. Mad? Well, I get scatterbrained when I'm trying to do a lot of things at once.

No. I got my head in a lot of places. Who are you talking about? And so I just bought the wrong fucking thing. You? There you go. How about a Ronald Acuna Jr. big-ass card, as we call them? You're going to sleep that?

I think I have to sleep at home. I hope I do. We'll open one. Okay, so what are we... There you go. So what are we anticipating getting in this? Well, what we were looking for was the world's biggest airplane from the Alan and Ginter set. Oh, that's right. And you did not buy that. No, but

I bought these. Do these have sharks in them or is it just baseball? I think they're just baseball. Those maybe were the craziest things you've ever opened. I think we're shark ones. It was like, here's Franz Ferdinand being shot. Ozzy Albies.

What the fuck is going on? Arthur Ashe, tennis legend. Okay. We'll open up these guys to close it out. Alright. Very exciting. At least it's this year's baseball. Hooray. Oh. Are they cool looking?

Yes, they sound great. Emmanuel Clace. Is that how you say that? Yep. Mike Trout. Nice. Quietly the best player in baseball.

TJ Freidel. They say he might be the best player of all time, huh? He's probably up there. I think he loves playing Anaheim

because nobody gives a fuck and he doesn't have to deal with anyone. Really? Yeah. I think it's great. Mike Moustakis.

There you go. There you go. Nailed it. Yon Makata. Jesse Chavez. Oh, right. You said I could do it the right way. Jane Bieber. And, hey, Mookie Betts.

Boo. Speaking of everybody's favorite Dodgers. I'm liking the Dodgers, man. I'm enjoying being a Dodgers fan. You said you weren't even watching baseball. I'm starting to get back into it this year. I watched them last year. Rooted for him all the way.

Fuck that. Uh, Bo Bichette. He's a Blue Jay. It's, uh... Jordan Montgomery. Aaron Judge. Bo Bichette's one of those kids. He's one of the baseball player kids that are on that team. Like, Vlad. Like, Vlad Jr. Yeah. Bo Bichette. What is it? Biggio's kid? Or

Bagwell's kid? One of the two. It's, like, Jr. Yeah. Bobachet. What is it? Biggio's kid? Or Bagwell's kid? One of the two. It's like crazy. Lars Neutbar. Yeah. Lars Neutbar. Great baseball name. Great baseball name. Kyle Seeger.

Mm-hmm. Oh, here we go. This is cool. Here's a... What do we got? Numbered to 573. Here's a Walker Bueller. Like, I guess like chrome.

It almost feels like an old metal card. That's kind of cool. Yeah. And then, oh, did you know that Dylan Carlson is a new age performer? He's into Reiki. What? He does crystal therapy. Yeah.

Cool. Oh, you know, he does, he says sound baths. Oh, wow. He's kind of like, he's a Gua Sha practitioner. That's pretty great. Willie Castro. And, oh, did you know that Hernandez's hit decided it? I don't know what it decided.

What the fuck? I don't like solid socks on baseball players. I think they should go back to stirrups. I don't like solid socks. I like stirrups. I'm fine with stance socks because at least there's something. I don't like the solid sock look. I agree.

I think it sucks. Right there with you. Chris Taylor. Ozzy Albies it sucks. Right there with you. Chris Taylor, Ozzy Albies, John Lester, Griffin Jacks, rookie, take that. Martin Maldonado, Will Smith, different Will Smith.

Another new age performer. Really into John Tesh. There you go. Corbin Burns, Will Smith. I was struggling there for a second. There you go. Corbin Burns. Will Smith. I was struggling there for a second. You got it.

That's a fat pack. Yeah, why? It's because of a meme card in it probably. A what? Meme card. Oh. Relic. Guys, there's a meme card.

Oh. What do we got? We got DJ Peters. Okay. We got Jesus Lizardo. Good baseball name. Edmundo Sosa. Is he related to Sandy Sosa?

I don't know. Probably not. Probably not. Michael Pineda. Brian Goodwin. Brandon Finding Nemo. Pablo Lopez. Alec Mills and Lamont Wade

we're going to open this little guy we're going to save the fat one for last you want that? no just looking at Alec Mills bummer what's a bummer about him? his glasses, his chin hair, his whole look oh yeah he's got he's kind of got that incel look His glasses, his chin hair, his whole look. Oh, yeah.

He's got... Yeah. He's kind of got that incel look. Is this the one with Mims or whatever? No, it's the next one. Oh. I'm building up anticipation. Nick Pavetta.

Miles Straw. Oh. Favorite utensil. I saved that. I yelled at Miles Straw at a Round Rock Express game when he tried to steal second, and it was a foul ball, and then we yelled, like, do it again. You can't steal second. Do it again.

And then he got thrown out, and he was pissed that we yelled at him. He was mad. He was not thrilled. He was probably like 24, and we were just fucking screaming at this guy. That's awesome. I think about him all the time. Well, fuck him. Jordan Alvarez. Sandy

Alcantara. I wonder if he's related to Sandy Alomar. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same first name. Ryan Yarborough. Mm-hmm. Seth Beer. Yeah. Goes into the condiments. I don't think you know what condiments are. A beer could be a condiment.

This is fucked. That was a sauce. Please don't. you know what condiments are. A beer could be a condiment. This is fucked. It was a sauce. Please don't. I'm glad no one... Steven Duggar. If the other guys were here, we'd be in a fight. Well, they're not. They can't be bothered to show up to work.

Chris Flexin and Miguel Rojas. All right. All right. This is it. I hope we get a Lubob. This is the last fucking... I would like a Lubob as well. This is the last fucking hope we get a Lubob This is the last Fucking I would like a Lubob as well

This is the last Fucking pack we're opening today And we got Mims We're done Uh What we got? What are we looking at? Lars Hendricks

And Mark Mellon-Colin No Mark Melanson Yeah Don't worry about it Uh Mellon-Colin They were a Swedish punk band

Yes they were Cal Rayleigh Uh Fran Milreyes Hey Franimal He was great Don't they call him the Franimal? Uh-huh. Fran Milreyes. Hey, Franimal! He was great. Is that what they call him, the Franimal? Yeah, he was a former Padre. He was great. Awesome. Charismatic dude. A lot of fun. I like that name. I like him.

Mason Thompson. He looks like a Mason. He's a high-ranked guy. Hyunjin Ryu. Uh-huh. Randy Rosarena did something. Alfonso Rivas why'd you save that one he's a rookie

Austin Hayes, Victor Robles Pete Alonso alright wow look at this look at this fucking Pavan Smith photo oh no this guy looks like he's in the band

Puddle of Mud. Yeah, he does. He looks pissed that he's doing this. He does not want to take this photo. I have to play fucking baseball? He is. Sorry, Pavan. Angry. Michael Perez. Okay. Eugenio Suarez.

I'm going to use Justin Verlander. Okay. Who is... Can you believe he's still playing? That's absolutely insane. I'm going to use him to... Married to Kate Upton. Married to Kate Upton. And just...

It's probably his greatest accomplishment. Still playing. What are you... This is how they do it. Okay. Clubhouse collection. Okay. You go like, oh, it's a Yankee!

It's a Yankee! Oh, it's a Yankee! Oh, please be Jeter! Oh, please be Jeter! Oh, Garrett Cole! Garrett Cole! There you go. It's just a bomber.

Oh, but that's cool. Two color packs, thougheter. Oh, Garrett Cole. Garrett Cole. There you go. It's just a bomber. Oh, but that's cool. Two color patch, though. I mean, he was good for a while. Yeah. He's trying. Hey, that's all we can ask of any of them. Just try their best. That was a hell of an unboxing.

Yeah, we covered a lot of ground today. Yeah. All right. So let's recap. We got Garrett Cole. We got, so let's recap. We got some, we got Garrett Cole. We got some crazy cards in here. We got Kissinger. We got.

Ron Reagan. We got Ronald Reagan. We got Archie who shit his pants. We got shit his pants. Archie Bradley. We got, oh, here we got Cat Stevens. Right, right, right, right, right. We got Jake Bean.

Uh-huh, we got Jake Bean. We, right, right, right, right. We got Jake Bean. Uh-huh, we got big Jake Bean. We got LaMelo Ball. Funny commercial, LaMelo Ball. There's no escape. Yeah. No escape. Wander Franco Rookie. Yeah.

That's a good one. And then we got a Padres. Oh, we got a Padres Zim. We got a Padres Zim. Mm-hmm. So there it is. Mm-hmm. And.

We got Bracelets. Oh, we got the dude. We got Br Padre Zim. Mm-hmm. So there it is. Mm-hmm. And, uh... We got bracelets. Oh, we got the dude. We got bracelets. We got the dude, uh, from... Oh, the Umbrella Academy. We got the Vancouver Child Kicker official stamp. We have the Ian stamp machine. Um, we have a shirt-haver shirt.

We have... Temporary tattoos shirt we have temporary tattoos we have temporary tattoos we have we have unusable bread well they're great

magnets they are great magnets we have the fuck stick at RTX we have all this stuff to open

in the future and and we got the sign symbol probably the coolest thing yeah we've ever gotten. And let me just say, if we didn't open up the cards you wanted us to,

maybe next time, but for today, sorry, guys. All right, we'll catch you later. See you at RTX. Goodbye. Bye. Found the lasers.